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[ominous music playing]
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Bran here with another Bran-tastic video.
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Today, we're doing another episode
of Bum Fites.
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[whispers] He's in there.
Get 'em, get 'em!
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Hey, guys? You want this 20?
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Well, come and get it!
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Fight each other!
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[Bran on video] Yeah, come on!
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- Keep an eye out for that security guard.
- On it.
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I wanna fire up some of the effects
and stuff, like the lights.
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- [Bran indistinct]
- Wait, you can do that?
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- I can do that.
- [Bran] Roll on each other.
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- [Ayla] That'd be so cool.
- This is gonna be Monday!
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[sighs] You mean money, Bran.
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That's what I said, dingus.
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Yeah! Get up and fight now!
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Hey, where'd you find these guys?
That doesn't look like our bum.
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You know, you should
really blur out those faces.
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They can sue for not giving permission.
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[Bran] These guys don't have money to sue.
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They're homeless.
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[Snack panting]
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Our... [coughing]
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Our guard buddy's working.
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- Let's go.
- [Snack coughing]
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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He has such a hatred for them.
I mean, Ted--
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- Dude, Ted's a legend here.
- [laughs]
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Do you remember
the groundhog stuffed animal?
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- Oh, my gosh. I love Ted.
- You little perv! I swear to God!
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Don't even think about dokking me.
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I'm just messing a little. Chill.
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- What did you say to me?
- [Bran] Chill.
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Don't tell me to chill.
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- [Bran] All right.
- Got it?
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[scoffs]
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Bran, I swear to God,
if you're still filming my ass,
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- I'm gonna kill you.
- [chuckles]
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[security guard] Hey, you kids!
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- Shit.
- Run.
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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- [security guard] Stay right there!
- [Mighty] Come on, Bran, go!
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- [Bran] Come on!
- Run!
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[metal clanks]
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- Get to the Dokking Station!
- No kidding!
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[footsteps bang]
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[security guard] Stay right there!
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Shit.
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[upbeat rock music continues]
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Hey!
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[exhales]
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[gunshot]
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[birds chirping]
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[panting]
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- [security guard sighs]
- That to make sure we can't
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- prove you shot at us?
- You a lawyer?
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No, but his dad is.
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You little boys making big boy smut
with her and that camera?
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Wouldn't you like to know.
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[security guard] This is private property
and this is closed until fall.
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You're trespassing. You know that, right?
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- We didn't see any signs.
- Yeah, right, kid.
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I call the police or your parents.
Which is it?
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Why don't you catch your breath first,
fatso?
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[chuckles] What a dick.
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All the way out from the city
to deal with this shit.
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The place is closed, Snack.
How hard is that to understand?
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You get hurt out there,
we could lose everything.
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- The guy shot at us!
- Knock it off with that shit!
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I got you and this Dokkers thing
all figured out.
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That Ayla girl, she doesn't like you.
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She's using you, son.
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Girls like her don't like guys like you.
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[woman] I work tonight,
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and Mike's coming over
before I get home, so you know.
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[papers crinkle]
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How about a goddamn thank you?
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No boyfriend. You hang out
with these loser Kids.
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Where is that gonna get you in life?
[scoffs]
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Wasting what God and I gave you. [sighs]
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Yeah, because Mike's some prize.
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You think you're better than me? Hmm?
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You little bitch!
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I should have let that guy call the cops.
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[scoffs]
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[ominous music playing]
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[chip crunches]
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[woman] You didn't eat
anything through this.
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You're lucky that cop let you go.
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You need to make better choices, Mighty.
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- He wasn't a cop, Ma.
- [insulin pump beeps]
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Turn the sounds off
your insulin pump, baby.
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[sniffs] That thing smells.
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[soft music playing]
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[Bran] I got it all on video!
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He shot at us, but he erased it!
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[soft music playing]
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- [music stops]
- I can't prove it,
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but it would have been huge online!
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It would have blown up my channel!
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I'm gonna moneltize my channel, you wait!
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[soft music playing]
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[Bran] Ma!
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- Ma! You even listening?
- It's monetize.
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It's monetize your channel.
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That's what I said! Monetize!
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Yep, John, just stall them.
Yeah, I'm 20 minutes out.
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I know, I had an emergency with my son.
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I gotta drop him off real quick.
I'll be right there, 15 minutes.
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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You come home
right off the bus from now on.
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No Field of Screams,
no Dokking Station, no Dokkers.
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No more of that nonsense.
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Your mother and I will discuss
what to do with you.
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- What's there to discuss?
- That place is closed for the season.
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You keep trespassing there.
You know that's a crime, right?
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The man shot at you, Max.
Is any of this sinking in?
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Wait. You believe he shot at us?
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You know why? Because you stopped.
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Only a gun would make you idiots stop.
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We also need to talk
about this dokking shit.
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- What's there to talk about?
-Yes or no?
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You and your friends are blackmailing kids
online with dirt you get on them.
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That's dokking, right?
You call yourselves The Dokkers?
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Can't even spell it right.
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Go ahead. Defend it, Max.
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Not with Max facts.
Defend the indefensible.
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I sue, Max. I don't get sued.
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[crickets chirping]
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[keyboard clatters]
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What were you doing, Scribble?
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Did I just see student records
on your screen again?
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[chuckles] No.
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Did that ten-day suspension
and fine teach you anything?
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Check with the tech department.
They can see what I do in there.
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[sighs]
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I want your things searched.
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- I know what I saw.
- So do I.
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What's with the wink?
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You know what I learned from last time?
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I got my ass beat
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and my best gaming computer sold
to pay for that fine.
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You screw me again,
and I'm gonna screw back.
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Now you're threatening a teacher?
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I'm promising.
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Maybe you get dokked
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and the district gets some pics
I found of you back in the day.
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Some reefer with the frat boys...
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drinking beer
from some sorority chick's vag.
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[slurps]
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All right, another example.
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You kids, I believe, if I'm not mistaken,
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have all grown up with the urban legend
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of the Halloween candy spiked
with razors and needles.
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Anyone here ever heard of that?
Heard of that? Show of hands.
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Show of hands if you've heard of that.
Yep. Yeah. Me too.
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Even when I was a kid. Question:
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Who here knows a single person
who that's actually happened to?
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- Yeah, it, um...
- [teacher] Max.
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...it happened back in the '70s.
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Yes, back in the '70s.
A father poisoned his son.
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That was a single isolated case, Max.
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Well, there have been more,
you know, copycats.
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Okay, well, prove it. Find me one.
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No, right now. I want you
to get your phone out,
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that's fine, you have my permission.
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Go ahead and find a single case
other than the '70s guy.
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I don't think you will.
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What I believe happened
is that the media sensationalized it.
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Blew it up until eventually...
it became fact.
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How many of you have seen this character?
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This school,
just like all over the country,
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received a warning that this image
could show up along with text,
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urging children to kill themselves.
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Yeah, and it's true.
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I mean, they embedded
that message into online videos
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and then they used apps
to send it to kids.
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I mean, are you saying this isn't true?
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No, no. What I'm saying is that no one's
provided any evidence, Max.
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That's the key component.
This missing evidence.
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Lockjaw, that's the urban legend
around here, right?
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The creepy guy that supposedly lives
in the sludge ponds.
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Anyone here ever actually seen Lockjaw?
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Ooh, boogeyman's coming. Be afraid.
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No evidence, no reason to be scared.
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- Yet, this and all the others...
- Just look at it.
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- It's not that scary.
- ...spread like wildfire
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because of social media.
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- [girl crying]
- These are what I like to term
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your "razors in the Halloween candy"
urban legends.
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They're not just urban legends, Mr. Lewis.
It's true. I've read it in the news.
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This stuff is all real.
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Unfortunately, real suicides do occur.
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However, not a single one of them
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is in any way proven
to have any correlation
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or connection to this,
Red fish, bulgy-eye guy
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or any other suicide challenge
or any other urban legend.
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Which is why...
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you all are going to, drum roll...
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You're gonna create
your own urban legends.
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I want you to create an urban legend
to see how false information
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- becomes accepted as fact...
- [crying]
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...without proper diligence.
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Why is she crying?
She's always crying about something.
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[crying continues]
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Jeni? Jeni, look at me.
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Jeni, are you okay?
You need to see the nurse?
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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[teacher] Okay, that's fine.
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Go ahead and close your books.
That's fine. Come on.
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This... this stuff scares me.
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- Everything fucking scares her.
- What's that, Ayla?
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- Nothing, Mr. Lewis.
- [Jeni cries]
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Uh, everyone,
go ahead and get a head start
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on picking your urban legends.
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I want you to try to write five right now.
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It's ridiculous.
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You're the only one other than me
who knows how to hold a camera.
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Besides, this one's gonna be big.
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Dude, you've been saying that
for every video.
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Just get Mighty to hold the camera.
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- I don't wanna hold the camera.
- Hold the goddamn camera.
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Mighty's a watcher, not a doer.
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Prick.
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Well, besides that, I'm grounded,
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and I'm tired of Bum Wars
'cause it's stupid.
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No, it's not. People love it.
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Yeah, and by people you mean you.
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Yeah, check the comments, Bran.
Nobody likes your Bum Wars.
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[Bran] It's Bum Fites, idiots.
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[Snack] You know, guys,
I think my dad's right.
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We should probably find a better hangout.
I mean, what if the guard comes back?
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Get the sand out of your Gina.
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[both] It's vagina.
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- [knocking on door]
- [door opens]
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Mr. Lewis. Do you have a moment?
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Come on in, boss lady.
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So I understand you
had an incident in class today.
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Jeni Lynn.
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Oh, yeah, she gets scared super easily.
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- I let her leave class a little early.
- Well, someone filed a complaint, Brent.
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Complaint, really? Was it her parents?
245
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:48,923
No, uh, a student. Someone in your class.
246
00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:52,619
Uh... can you say who it was?
247
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:55,087
I removed the name.
248
00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:00,067
Can you read that
in here in these dim lights?
249
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,774
Uh...
250
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:11,775
Okay, I gotta say, Principal Gress,
251
00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,578
this... this sounds like a complaint
against the school, not me.
252
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,140
Yeah, well, we called her down.
253
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:20,154
She said it happened right after you
showed another scary picture in class.
254
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:23,919
Um, all of that was included
in the lesson plan.
255
00:17:23,992 --> 00:17:26,290
Now, what you're referencing
was central to the lesson.
256
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:29,057
Suicide is central to a history lesson?
257
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,623
We need to revisit your lesson plans.
258
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,465
- You approved them each week already.
- Yes, but to be fair, Brent,
259
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,834
this isn't the first complaint
we've had about you.
260
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:38,964
No, that's not fair.
This one is not about me at all.
261
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:41,668
It doesn't seem to be
about me or my content.
262
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:44,246
No, no, this person is upset and wondering
263
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,943
why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be
in a regular education classroom.
264
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:50,280
"Jeni holds back the entire class,
265
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:53,344
and Mr. Lewis can't teach for 15 minutes
266
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,514
without having to stop
and see if she's okay."
267
00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,956
- That's true.
- It's certainly about you, Brent.
268
00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,120
You're an out of the box teacher.
269
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,162
[both sigh]
270
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,631
- Talk tomorrow.
- [Brent sighs]
271
00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,196
[hand slams]
272
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:13,002
[ominous music playing]
273
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:16,306
Aren't you worried about that
security guard coming back?
274
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,643
He ain't coming back.
Max's dad talked to him, I bet.
275
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:23,549
- Well, if you say so.
- Ooh, that's a good one.
276
00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:28,948
- [Mighty] How did you get these?
- You don't wanna know.
277
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:34,852
If she finds out, we're both dead.
278
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,455
She ain't gonna find out.
279
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,025
[Mighty and Bran laughing]
280
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:01,589
[Mighty and Bran laughing]
281
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,056
[chuckles]
282
00:19:07,129 --> 00:19:09,223
What the fuck are you guys laughing at?
283
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,790
Ayla, they were probably just laughing
about, you know, Jeni Russel.
284
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,368
Like how she freaked out in class today.
285
00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:15,733
- You know, she's a baby.
- It's pathetic.
286
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,034
She doesn't belong in that class.
287
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:22,803
I filed a complaint
about her today in the office.
288
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,777
Seriously?
289
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:30,182
We are in the same class as a girl
who stops us every ten minutes...
290
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:33,544
because she's scared of something.
291
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:38,885
- Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now?
- No, I don't have any issue with him.
292
00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:43,262
It's not his fault she's in there.
I'm just sick of her.
293
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:46,797
You know why she's in that class?
294
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,235
Because her parents want her in there.
295
00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:52,933
It's a joke.
296
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:57,410
I'm offended as someone
who gets the same grades as her.
297
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,577
Aren't you?
298
00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:03,842
Not sure complaining was cool.
299
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,622
Mr. Lewis made you
look like an idiot today.
300
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,591
- I'm down for dokking Lewis.
- [Ayla] No, I...
301
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,154
I want this urban legend project to rock.
302
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,293
How?
303
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:24,531
We make it way more scary.
304
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:28,503
Like really scary.
305
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,179
And then we make our own online challenge.
306
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,512
You're not talking about
like getting kids to kill themselves,
307
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:38,347
like, for real, are you?
308
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:40,512
[ominous music playing]
309
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:46,994
We will go right to the edge.
310
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,594
[sighs]
311
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,598
Yes! I'm in!
312
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,603
[Ken] You're listening
to Where the Scary Things Are.
313
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,469
I'm your host Monster Mash Ken.
314
00:20:57,539 --> 00:21:00,201
And with missing people, where do they go?
315
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,710
You see all these different cases.
What are you thinking?
316
00:21:02,811 --> 00:21:04,905
[woman] Alien abductions,
mass disappearances.
317
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,244
I mean, you know, the rapture.
Has something religious occurred?
318
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,045
! have no idea, but I can't imagine
319
00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:12,348
what the families are
going through, it's crazy.
320
00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:14,981
[Ken] It's hard to believe
that people still disappear these days.
321
00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:17,424
With all the technology out there...
322
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,585
Hey, Vector, come here.
323
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,657
[Vector beeping]
324
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,929
How do I disappear?
325
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:32,735
[Vector beeping]
326
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,138
Haven't you ever wanted to disappear?
327
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,705
[Vector beeping]
328
00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:45,343
[Vector] Nineteen.
329
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,151
- Another card?
- No.
330
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,352
[Vector] Nine... 14.
331
00:21:51,426 --> 00:21:55,158
[beeps] Eighteen. You win.
332
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,994
[beeps and whirs]
333
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,303
[knocks on window]
334
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:18,542
[door knob clicks]
335
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,096
[floor creaks]
336
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,436
[man coughing]
337
00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:01,055
[door creaks]
338
00:23:02,164 --> 00:23:03,563
Come on.
339
00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:07,631
Dude, you can't knock
on my window so damn loud.
340
00:23:07,702 --> 00:23:09,602
- You're gonna wake up my parents.
- So?
341
00:23:09,671 --> 00:23:12,663
Okay. Why would I expect you to get it?
Where are we going?
342
00:23:12,774 --> 00:23:16,802
Follow me,
Mr. "My Parents Are Gonna Hear Me."
343
00:23:16,878 --> 00:23:18,710
[mocking] You're gonna wake up my parents.
344
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,112
- Holy shit, shut the hell up.
- No!
345
00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:25,146
Just follow me, idiot.
346
00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:45,834
- [Bran] Don't cut off heads.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
347
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:51,005
Just record the video.
I can file my face out in post.
348
00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:52,842
You mean, tile your face, Bran.
349
00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:54,939
Wait, why do you need to tile your face?
350
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,815
Bran here with another Bran-tastic video.
351
00:23:57,886 --> 00:24:01,151
Welcome to the first episode of Bum Wars.
352
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:05,785
- [Snack] Dude, bring it down.
- Shut the hell up and shoot.
353
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,695
[ominous music playing]
354
00:24:29,518 --> 00:24:32,544
[snoring, muttering]
355
00:24:32,621 --> 00:24:34,589
Bran, what the hell?
356
00:24:34,689 --> 00:24:37,056
[intense music playing]
357
00:24:44,199 --> 00:24:46,065
[Snack] Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
358
00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:48,830
- Ta-da!
- [man screams]
359
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:52,067
- Go, go, go!
- [screaming]
360
00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:05,947
[toilet flushes]
361
00:25:26,241 --> 00:25:27,606
[door opens]
362
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,951
[sighs]
363
00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:50,459
[students chattering]
364
00:25:59,174 --> 00:26:00,608
[Snack on video] Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
365
00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:03,645
- [Bran on video] Ta-da!
- [man screams]
366
00:26:03,745 --> 00:26:07,340
- Go, go, go, go!
- [man screaming]
367
00:26:17,392 --> 00:26:18,484
[crickets chirping]
368
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,999
[Snack] Hey, guys, my parents said
I can't be in The Dokkers anymore.
369
00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:26,796
I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it.
370
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,068
Hey, guys. My parents said I can't be in--
371
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,800
- [loud bang]
- Shit!
372
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,834
Shit! Oh, my God!
373
00:26:36,911 --> 00:26:38,208
[ominous music playing]
374
00:26:38,313 --> 00:26:41,146
Oh, Jesus Christ.
375
00:26:43,318 --> 00:26:45,343
[grunts]
376
00:26:52,994 --> 00:26:56,726
[snarling and snorting]
377
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,732
- [loud splash]
- Shit!
378
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:02,565
[intense music playing]
379
00:27:02,671 --> 00:27:04,366
Guys, guys, you're not gonna believe this!
380
00:27:04,472 --> 00:27:07,134
[coughing]
381
00:27:10,578 --> 00:27:12,342
There's something in the pond!
382
00:27:12,414 --> 00:27:14,712
[crickets chirping]
383
00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:17,184
Nothing could live in there, Snack.
384
00:27:17,252 --> 00:27:19,516
Okay, well, I heard it over there
and it jumped in there.
385
00:27:19,587 --> 00:27:22,079
Get off the weed, Snack.
386
00:27:31,966 --> 00:27:33,798
[insulin pump beeping]
387
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,269
Mighty needs to be fed.
388
00:27:36,371 --> 00:27:39,136
My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass.
389
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,106
[beeping continues]
390
00:27:44,813 --> 00:27:47,248
Can somebody fart and liven this up?
391
00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:51,718
- [growling]
- [suspenseful music playing]
392
00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:53,885
[clanking]
393
00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:55,889
What the hell was that?
394
00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:00,457
[Snack] Is that the guard?
395
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,891
[Ayla] No.
396
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,308
[body thuds]
397
00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,284
[Max] What the hell is that thing?
398
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,291
Ew, be careful.
399
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,464
[flesh squishes]
400
00:28:47,575 --> 00:28:49,134
[Snack] It can't be human.
401
00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:51,303
[Bran] It's covered in crockamoley.
402
00:28:51,413 --> 00:28:53,939
[all] Guacamole, dumb-ass.
403
00:28:54,849 --> 00:28:57,978
We need to find a place
to hide this thing.
404
00:28:58,086 --> 00:29:01,317
At least until we figure out
what the hell it is.
405
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,930
[creature snorts]
406
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,330
- [intense music playing]
- [body scrapes]
407
00:29:30,552 --> 00:29:31,849
[Snack grunts]
408
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:41,823
- [Mighty] Keep it moving, guys.
- [Max] Ah, dammit.
409
00:29:41,896 --> 00:29:44,194
Guys, let's just get it in there.
410
00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:49,033
Max, find something
to restrain this thing for the time being.
411
00:29:50,171 --> 00:29:53,232
I mean, I know, but just...
412
00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:55,070
There's gotta be something around here.
413
00:29:55,176 --> 00:29:58,202
I mean, this place is littered with shit.
414
00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:01,476
Just ropes, chains, I don't know.
415
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:04,644
- Whatever will hold it.
- On it.
416
00:30:06,254 --> 00:30:07,881
I mean, it looks so human.
417
00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:09,987
What if it can talk?
418
00:30:11,593 --> 00:30:13,220
- [bat whacks]
- [flesh squishes]
419
00:30:18,032 --> 00:30:21,900
Speak softly, carry a big stick.
420
00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:30,301
[Snack sighs]
We need to get it food and water.
421
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,971
- How do you know that?
- I mean, it's alive, isn't it?
422
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,810
I mean, it has to eat and drink.
423
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,714
Well, hey, kangaroo rats
can go their whole lives
424
00:30:36,784 --> 00:30:38,980
- without drinking water, so...
- Max, look at me.
425
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,488
Does that look like
a goddamn kangaroo to you?
426
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:42,886
[insulin pump beeping]
427
00:30:42,957 --> 00:30:44,083
- [sighs]
- [Ayla] Oh, Jesus, Mighty.
428
00:30:44,158 --> 00:30:46,593
Can you turn that damn insulin pump off?
429
00:30:46,661 --> 00:30:49,790
[Mighty] Everybody shits
on the diabetic kid.
430
00:30:49,898 --> 00:30:52,731
- [body thrashes]
- [intense music playing]
431
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,131
[creature snorts]
432
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,941
Well, at the least
the restraints are holding.
433
00:31:03,044 --> 00:31:04,068
Yeah, for now.
434
00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:07,206
- [creature sniffing]
- Why the sniffing?
435
00:31:09,984 --> 00:31:13,648
- Guys, what the hell is it smelling?
- Dinner.
436
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,818
[creature sniffing]
437
00:31:24,999 --> 00:31:26,467
[Ayla] Bran, hold up.
438
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:29,694
Give me the camera.
439
00:31:30,939 --> 00:31:32,304
- No.
- [Scribble] Give me the camera.
440
00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:39,311
[Ayla] You'll get it back when it's time.
441
00:31:41,282 --> 00:31:43,478
Delete those perv shots
he's got of me, too.
442
00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:44,484
Al right.
443
00:31:44,552 --> 00:31:47,146
I won't post anything. I swear.
444
00:31:47,221 --> 00:31:49,781
That's right, you're not. Bye.
445
00:31:49,857 --> 00:31:52,792
Guys, get him outta here.
We'll catch up.
446
00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:56,194
- It'll be fine. Relax.
- [Bran] Shut up.
447
00:31:57,865 --> 00:32:01,267
If it gets loose, we're dead.
448
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,668
[crickets chirping]
449
00:32:05,607 --> 00:32:07,598
How long have we been coming here?
450
00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:10,374
I don't know.
451
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,713
A few years, I guess. Why?
452
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,446
Right.
453
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:19,612
And we haven't seen
this thing until today.
454
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,883
I mean, it's gotta be new here.
455
00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:24,960
- I've sure as hell never seen it.
- Exactly.
456
00:32:27,428 --> 00:32:30,022
What happens when this place
opens up for Halloween?
457
00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:34,925
We can't have this thing
going nuts on customers.
458
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,232
- That would be bad.
- Yeah.
459
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,270
For me.
460
00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:46,903
I can't lose this place.
461
00:32:49,784 --> 00:32:52,583
This is my escape.
462
00:32:52,687 --> 00:32:54,781
I mean, you know that.
463
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,320
Better than anybody else.
464
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,330
[creature growls softly]
465
00:33:10,038 --> 00:33:12,666
[creature roars]
466
00:33:24,018 --> 00:33:26,248
[Scribble] So we're really gonna do this?
467
00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:30,154
I think I need this.
468
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:33,718
So do I.
469
00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:37,257
[motorcycle approaching]
470
00:33:40,735 --> 00:33:42,931
My house is just as empty.
471
00:33:58,986 --> 00:34:01,580
I'm gonna hang out
until your mom gets home.
472
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,788
You should get inside.
473
00:34:06,994 --> 00:34:08,587
[Ayla sighs]
474
00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:15,835
Thanks for walking me home.
475
00:34:15,937 --> 00:34:19,396
You should come to my place.
You could stay over if you want.
476
00:34:27,749 --> 00:34:28,807
Good night.
477
00:34:33,955 --> 00:34:35,855
[bottles clink]
478
00:34:37,892 --> 00:34:40,054
Wanna hang out?
479
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,392
- When's my mom getting home?
- Whenever.
480
00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,024
I'm the babysitter.
481
00:34:49,704 --> 00:34:51,570
[sighs]
482
00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:02,613
Where's the remote?
483
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,320
[woman on TV indistinct]
484
00:35:09,557 --> 00:35:11,719
[man on TV indistinct]
485
00:35:21,903 --> 00:35:24,167
[ominous music playing]
486
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,145
[indistinct chattering on TV]
487
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,577
- [Vector] Tomatoes.
- [beeps]
488
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,612
[mouthing]
489
00:36:51,092 --> 00:36:53,857
[dramatic music playing]
490
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,292
[suspenseful music playing]
491
00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:46,044
[creature sniffs and snorts]
492
00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:49,583
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
493
00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:55,751
[coughs, panting]
494
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,218
[creature snorts]
495
00:38:09,971 --> 00:38:13,168
- [panting]
- [creature growls]
496
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,044
[slurps meat]
497
00:38:30,024 --> 00:38:31,014
[package thuds]
498
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,065
[Snack breathes heavily]
499
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,732
[creature growling]
500
00:39:18,806 --> 00:39:21,036
[gulping]
501
00:39:22,376 --> 00:39:24,140
[chuckles]
502
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,056
I've gotta get you tied back up.
503
00:39:43,364 --> 00:39:47,198
Hey, Dad, um,
have you ever heard of Lockjaw?
504
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:50,498
Yeah, it comes from tetanus or rabies.
505
00:39:50,604 --> 00:39:52,003
Why, are you feeling sick?
506
00:39:52,106 --> 00:39:54,336
[sighs] No, I'm talking
about the weird guy
507
00:39:54,442 --> 00:39:57,309
people say used
to live by Field of Screams.
508
00:39:57,378 --> 00:40:00,040
Yeah, there was this one guy.
509
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:04,641
I remember people said he
was a molester, crazy or something.
510
00:40:04,718 --> 00:40:05,947
A lot of homeless people out that way,
511
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,717
which is why we don't want you
hanging out there.
512
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,052
One of the reasons, anyway.
513
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,387
Well, I mean...
I mean, did you ever see him?
514
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,656
- Was he real?
- I work with facts, Max.
515
00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:17,959
Not Max facts.
516
00:40:18,032 --> 00:40:20,626
And, no, I never saw him
or know anyone who has.
517
00:40:20,701 --> 00:40:24,160
All right, all right. Cool.
Cool, cool. Thanks.
518
00:40:24,271 --> 00:40:26,103
I'm less worried
about homeless child molesters
519
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:29,108
than I am this Ayla girl you like.
520
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:33,773
[sighs] Oh, goddammit.
Okay, Dad, I don't like her.
521
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,782
Especially like that, so...
522
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,876
Your mother says your underwear
in the laundry says otherwise.
523
00:40:41,889 --> 00:40:44,256
Facts, Max.
524
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,551
[sighs]
525
00:40:47,661 --> 00:40:49,857
[dramatic music playing]
526
00:41:16,524 --> 00:41:17,821
[gunshot]
527
00:41:19,093 --> 00:41:21,084
So who taught you how to shoot?
528
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:29,494
Wait.
529
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,836
Here, like this. Both hands up.
530
00:41:35,042 --> 00:41:37,739
It's not like the movies.
531
00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:42,078
Just relax your shoulders... then shoot.
532
00:41:56,664 --> 00:41:58,655
I wanna scare people.
533
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,000
[ominous music playing]
534
00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,228
I mean...
535
00:42:07,141 --> 00:42:08,802
this could be great.
536
00:42:15,082 --> 00:42:16,982
Does it scare you?
537
00:42:18,919 --> 00:42:20,387
Only if it gets loose.
538
00:42:22,723 --> 00:42:24,714
Let's make sure that doesn't happen then.
539
00:42:26,393 --> 00:42:27,554
[gunshot]
540
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:35,625
Seriously? No raw hamburger?
541
00:42:35,736 --> 00:42:38,171
Monsters always go
for raw hamburger in the movies.
542
00:42:38,272 --> 00:42:41,606
- We didn't have any.
- Who doesn't have hamburger?
543
00:42:41,675 --> 00:42:44,508
- That pump thing smells.
- It's Phenol.
544
00:42:44,612 --> 00:42:47,309
It's a chemical they use in his insulin
or something like that.
545
00:42:48,249 --> 00:42:51,617
- Is that a Max fact?
- Look it up, ass hat.
546
00:42:51,685 --> 00:42:53,653
And that's why, Max,
547
00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:56,486
you're going to be writing
all the online content for this.
548
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,792
Once Scribble has a page up,
Bran, you get the footage.
549
00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:07,165
But everything you do
goes through me first, all right?
550
00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:09,362
I don't want you posting none of this.
551
00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,337
And don't show anybody who's not a Dokker.
552
00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:14,465
- Got it?
- Got it.
553
00:43:16,143 --> 00:43:19,579
Scribble will be able to see
everything that you do remotely.
554
00:43:20,547 --> 00:43:22,208
Just so you know.
555
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:27,548
[ominous music playing]
556
00:43:35,129 --> 00:43:37,791
[suspenseful music playing]
557
00:44:05,426 --> 00:44:08,020
[creature breathing heavily]
558
00:44:28,115 --> 00:44:30,106
[creature sniffs]
559
00:44:41,729 --> 00:44:44,562
[creature snarls]
560
00:45:16,697 --> 00:45:18,927
[creature breathing heavily]
561
00:45:24,171 --> 00:45:27,232
- Do it. Please.
- [gun cocks]
562
00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:28,968
[Ayla gasps]
563
00:45:32,112 --> 00:45:34,843
- [intense music playing]
- [ears ringing]
564
00:45:34,948 --> 00:45:38,816
[creature growling]
565
00:45:49,096 --> 00:45:52,794
It... it can smell fear.
566
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,296
Is that Max fact or is that real?
567
00:45:56,370 --> 00:45:58,202
- [Bran screams]
- Motherfucker!
568
00:45:58,305 --> 00:46:00,296
- You son of a bitch!
- Bran, what is wrong with you?
569
00:46:00,374 --> 00:46:01,739
[overlapping chatter]
570
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,173
Where do you think you're going?
571
00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:05,473
- You think this is--
- You think this is funny?
572
00:46:05,546 --> 00:46:07,742
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Waste of space!
573
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,179
Everybody shut the hell up!
Shut the hell up!
574
00:46:09,249 --> 00:46:11,718
- [Ayla] We're done with you now!
- [sighs]
575
00:46:11,819 --> 00:46:14,220
Okay, it's not just a Max fact, okay.
576
00:46:14,321 --> 00:46:16,813
As soon as the thing
starts sniffing, it goes nuts.
577
00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:18,358
It's Mighty's insulin pump setting it off.
578
00:46:18,425 --> 00:46:19,654
- It's not me.
-Yes, it is.
579
00:46:19,726 --> 00:46:20,921
- Come on.
- [Max] It's not the insulin pump.
580
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,996
It's not the insulin pump.
It's the insulin.
581
00:46:23,063 --> 00:46:25,657
All right, that thing
gives off a smell, right?
582
00:46:25,732 --> 00:46:28,133
So maybe it thinks it's the smell of fear.
583
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,727
- [laughs]
- [Max] What?
584
00:46:29,837 --> 00:46:31,828
How can anything smell fear?
585
00:46:31,905 --> 00:46:35,705
Um, no, I believe it.
586
00:46:35,809 --> 00:46:39,245
I mean, a few years ago before I moved,
587
00:46:39,346 --> 00:46:43,681
there was a dog, it was a... a big dog
a couple houses down from me.
588
00:46:44,651 --> 00:46:46,141
And, man, I swear to God,
589
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,554
like, if you showed that you
were even a little bit afraid,
590
00:46:49,656 --> 00:46:52,557
- it would go crazy.
- Maybe...
591
00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:57,895
Maybe it's like... a bear.
592
00:46:57,998 --> 00:47:00,524
You know how people say...
593
00:47:01,602 --> 00:47:04,867
it can smell when a girl...
594
00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:06,428
Okay, come on, Bran.
595
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:07,905
- I don't have my period!
- [Max] Come on.
596
00:47:07,975 --> 00:47:09,534
- [Ayla] What the hell?
- Prove it then!
597
00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:11,305
- [indistinct yelling]
- Get outta here!
598
00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,903
- I swear to God! Take him out!
- [Max] Everybody settle down.
599
00:47:13,981 --> 00:47:15,449
Let's just sit down.
600
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,406
All right?
601
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,091
What now?
602
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,893
Guys, this is what
we're gonna do, all right?
603
00:47:34,735 --> 00:47:36,260
You and Max...
604
00:47:37,571 --> 00:47:39,539
figure out whatever you can.
605
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:43,099
Snack, you and Bran,
you guys have to get
606
00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:44,769
as much coverage on this as possible.
607
00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:46,903
We need that proof.
608
00:47:48,549 --> 00:47:51,382
Guys, what the hell are we doing?
609
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:53,977
We need to call the cops
or at least our parents.
610
00:47:54,087 --> 00:47:57,387
This thing could be an alien
for all we know.
611
00:47:57,457 --> 00:47:59,118
We are in over our heads.
612
00:47:59,226 --> 00:48:00,921
- [ominous music playing]
- [Ayla] You okay, Snack?
613
00:48:07,701 --> 00:48:10,500
I need to talk to you
once everyone leaves.
614
00:48:14,608 --> 00:48:16,940
[ominous music playing]
615
00:48:18,045 --> 00:48:19,706
[Ayla] You haven't told anyone?
616
00:48:24,718 --> 00:48:27,983
No, Ayla.
And I swore I wouldn't, didn't I?
617
00:48:29,289 --> 00:48:30,723
I mean, yeah, but...
618
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,253
you seem kinda sketchy, Snack.
619
00:48:40,601 --> 00:48:42,160
Do you still wanna tell?
620
00:48:46,607 --> 00:48:49,702
[sighs] No.
621
00:48:52,779 --> 00:48:54,042
I hope not.
622
00:49:05,926 --> 00:49:07,416
Got monster shit on me.
623
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:11,164
Everything good with Snack??
624
00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:14,159
Yeah, it's fine.
625
00:49:14,234 --> 00:49:15,360
Come here.
626
00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:18,029
Something to cheer you up.
627
00:49:20,674 --> 00:49:22,199
Bran's perv pics he got of you.
628
00:49:25,612 --> 00:49:27,842
- Thanks.
- But wait...
629
00:49:27,914 --> 00:49:29,507
there's more.
630
00:49:31,184 --> 00:49:32,447
Jeni's personal cell.
631
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:38,055
- You didn't?
- [chuckles]
632
00:49:40,661 --> 00:49:42,390
This is gonna be great.
633
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,056
Thank you so much.
634
00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:49,534
[gentle music playing]
635
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,087
Wait, I have something
I wanna show you first.
636
00:50:12,993 --> 00:50:14,654
Why don't you change then?
637
00:50:15,996 --> 00:50:17,930
You smell like monster shit.
638
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,607
[upbeat rock music playing]
639
00:51:03,443 --> 00:51:06,777
[rock music continues]
640
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:21,960
[rock music continues]
641
00:52:01,468 --> 00:52:04,233
[no audible dialogue]
642
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,230
[rock music continues]
643
00:52:55,188 --> 00:52:57,680
[no audible dialogue]
644
00:53:19,145 --> 00:53:20,408
[sighs]
645
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,175
I called you both here because,
646
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:27,584
well, obviously you
get A's on the project.
647
00:53:27,654 --> 00:53:30,521
I mean, yeah, that video's incredible.
648
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:35,186
[chuckles] Ten thousand views
in just over two weeks.
649
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,286
You definitely hit the objective.
650
00:53:39,699 --> 00:53:42,327
This thing, how'd you do it?
651
00:53:43,336 --> 00:53:46,328
Well, it's Crockamoley.
652
00:53:46,439 --> 00:53:49,431
I'm sorry, Crock-- Crock--
Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw?
653
00:53:49,509 --> 00:53:50,738
That's the urban legend around here,
right?
654
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:53,302
It's not Lockjaw, it's...
it's Crockamoley.
655
00:53:53,413 --> 00:53:56,075
Okay, all right. Well, Crockamoley
656
00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:58,447
is one scary special effect, let me say.
657
00:53:58,518 --> 00:54:01,146
Well, it's actually kinda funny
that you say that.
658
00:54:01,254 --> 00:54:02,847
Yeah, we have a... we have a friend.
659
00:54:02,956 --> 00:54:04,321
- Tom.
- Yeah, Tom.
660
00:54:04,424 --> 00:54:07,951
He, uh, you know, he does makeup
and special effects for movies.
661
00:54:08,028 --> 00:54:11,931
Not anything major, but indie.
662
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:15,559
Well, let me tell you to tell Tom,
I think he's gonna win an Oscar someday.
663
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:20,129
This project is incredible. He went above
and beyond and so did you both.
664
00:54:20,206 --> 00:54:24,302
But I have to ask you
to take this video down.
665
00:54:24,978 --> 00:54:28,141
Um, uh, why?
666
00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:33,247
- Well, gun violence for one thing, Max.
- They're digital effects.
667
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,684
[Brent] I know that,
we've had complaints.
668
00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:37,746
Parents are very upset over the content.
669
00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:41,054
They're describing it as disturbing.
They're saying it's scary.
670
00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:44,597
They're saying the content
in this video is sick, Max.
671
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:49,033
You both did...
a little too good of a job, I'm afraid.
672
00:54:49,135 --> 00:54:51,661
How can you tell it's us?
You can't see our faces.
673
00:54:51,738 --> 00:54:54,070
Well, because it's a high school
class project and you're teenagers.
674
00:54:54,174 --> 00:54:55,835
You can't keep a secret.
All the kids know, Max.
675
00:54:55,909 --> 00:54:59,539
They're probably just jealous 'cause
their crappy little Photoshop projects
676
00:54:59,646 --> 00:55:01,671
didn't turn out nearly
as good as ours did.
677
00:55:01,748 --> 00:55:04,911
Look, between you and me,
I understand that,
678
00:55:05,018 --> 00:55:06,713
and I couldn't agree more, Ayla.
679
00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:10,188
Now, but this project
has gotten me in more hot water
680
00:55:10,256 --> 00:55:12,224
with administration
than I care to touch on.
681
00:55:12,325 --> 00:55:15,192
- Did Jeni lose it again?
- Punish us for doing a great job.
682
00:55:15,261 --> 00:55:18,253
- Yeah, I get it.
- No, Max, you're not being punished.
683
00:55:18,365 --> 00:55:20,197
You still get the A's, okay?
684
00:55:20,266 --> 00:55:22,394
It's just you made it
a little too lifelike.
685
00:55:22,469 --> 00:55:25,404
- It's a little too realistic.
- How is that our problem?
686
00:55:25,472 --> 00:55:28,601
Mr. Lewis,
you can't connect it to the school.
687
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,142
You can't tell who's in the video.
688
00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:32,575
I mean, we even spoofed the IP address
689
00:55:32,645 --> 00:55:34,807
to make it look like
it comes from New Mexico.
690
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,940
Look, we have thousands of comments.
691
00:55:38,051 --> 00:55:40,383
This is how things spread.
692
00:55:40,453 --> 00:55:42,820
That's what you told us.
693
00:55:42,922 --> 00:55:45,118
"Oh, my God!" "This is so good."
694
00:55:45,225 --> 00:55:49,526
"It looks so real."
"Show us more Crockamoley."
695
00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:53,396
The comments just keep going.
It says, it says...
696
00:55:53,466 --> 00:55:56,197
[ominous music playing]
697
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:59,398
- That...
- [Brent] What? What does it say?
698
00:56:05,145 --> 00:56:06,806
Nothing.
699
00:56:06,913 --> 00:56:09,610
Look, I'm asking you both...
700
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,317
with massive respect
for all of the hard work
701
00:56:13,420 --> 00:56:17,288
that went into this video,
please take the video down.
702
00:56:17,390 --> 00:56:20,360
Mr. Lewis, with all due respect
703
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:24,124
for everything you've taught us
about free speech,
704
00:56:24,197 --> 00:56:27,326
standing up for ourselves
and censorship...
705
00:56:32,105 --> 00:56:33,163
No.
706
00:56:38,011 --> 00:56:40,446
So I'm guessing
you're gonna fail us now, huh?
707
00:56:42,782 --> 00:56:44,181
No.
708
00:56:45,285 --> 00:56:47,777
- [ominous music playing]
- [insects chirping]
709
00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:53,282
Well, it started out great.
710
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,519
Now everyone thinks it's fake.
711
00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,825
I mean, Ayla, that's the internet.
712
00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:02,527
People shit on everything.
Ten thousand views is pretty good.
713
00:57:02,635 --> 00:57:04,467
It was a good run.
714
00:57:04,537 --> 00:57:07,632
You wouldn't know a good run
if it hit you in your fat ass.
715
00:57:07,707 --> 00:57:09,197
The views have died off.
716
00:57:09,943 --> 00:57:13,174
It's because of these haters.
These losers!
717
00:57:13,279 --> 00:57:14,872
God, I hate people!
718
00:57:14,981 --> 00:57:17,473
People are over it. It's boring.
719
00:57:20,053 --> 00:57:22,715
How the hell are we supposed
to do the Crockamoley challenge
720
00:57:22,822 --> 00:57:24,756
if everyone says it's fake?
721
00:57:27,227 --> 00:57:31,164
Guys, we risked our lives for an A.
722
00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,164
And then we are told to take it down.
723
00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:40,495
Another lie!
Another person screws us over!
724
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,612
Nothing ever turns out
like you're promised.
725
00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:54,886
God, I'd like to throw
one of those haters in there!
726
00:57:54,988 --> 00:57:58,219
Yeah, record that.
727
00:57:58,324 --> 00:58:00,224
And then we'll post it.
728
00:58:02,028 --> 00:58:04,998
I mean, that's what we should do, right?
729
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:07,032
Come on! We should do that, right?
730
00:58:11,671 --> 00:58:13,571
[insulin pump beeping]
731
00:58:15,241 --> 00:58:18,336
Um, sorry, guys.
I figured out why it's beeping.
732
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:23,406
It's got a leak or something.
I'll just fix that.
733
00:58:23,516 --> 00:58:24,813
[Crockamoley growls]
734
00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:27,615
Shut the hell up!
735
00:58:28,555 --> 00:58:31,547
[screams]
736
00:59:02,555 --> 00:59:05,752
- [Bran on video] Ta-da!
- [man screams]
737
00:59:08,061 --> 00:59:10,587
[man screaming]
738
00:59:19,906 --> 00:59:22,238
[Bran on video] Ta-da!
739
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:26,707
[gentle music playing]
740
01:01:30,236 --> 01:01:32,898
Why are you doing this? Why?
741
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:37,410
We can't do this. We can't...
742
01:01:45,084 --> 01:01:46,779
Get off. Stop!
743
01:01:47,587 --> 01:01:48,611
Please.
744
01:01:52,658 --> 01:01:53,853
[Scribble] So what?
745
01:01:55,161 --> 01:01:56,253
You gonna fucking tell?
746
01:01:57,997 --> 01:01:59,158
Is that it?
747
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,493
You swore.
748
01:02:12,245 --> 01:02:14,509
Why are you scared of us?
749
01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:20,113
I'm not.
750
01:02:22,789 --> 01:02:26,589
[clicks tongue]
What would Crockamoley think?
751
01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:28,093
[sniffles] I have to get out of here.
752
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:29,458
So go.
753
01:02:30,696 --> 01:02:32,494
[dramatic music playing]
754
01:02:56,689 --> 01:03:00,057
[Mighty] This is messed up.
I mean, what if he flips out?
755
01:03:00,159 --> 01:03:02,253
What do we do? What then?
756
01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:06,821
Shut up, you blubbering baby.
This is great.
757
01:03:08,067 --> 01:03:11,731
All right, you have my attention.
I haven't eaten in a few days.
758
01:03:11,838 --> 01:03:16,674
All right, man. Well, you're in luck.
All you gotta do, come with us.
759
01:03:16,742 --> 01:03:20,235
We'll give you like... a hundred bucks.
760
01:03:20,346 --> 01:03:22,713
You! You're the one
who set my hat on fire.
761
01:03:22,815 --> 01:03:25,216
Hey, hey, man. You're good.
762
01:03:25,318 --> 01:03:28,049
All is good. He won't touch you.
763
01:03:28,154 --> 01:03:29,485
We promise.
764
01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:32,354
Come on. It's only a short walk.
765
01:03:32,425 --> 01:03:34,917
[ominous music playing]
766
01:03:35,928 --> 01:03:37,259
Do you wanna see?
767
01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:41,628
See what?
768
01:03:44,437 --> 01:03:45,962
You want me to go in here?
769
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,063
We're gonna go in with you.
770
01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:51,542
Oh, good, 'cause for a second
771
01:03:51,611 --> 01:03:55,548
I thought you guys
might leave me the fuck alone.
772
01:03:55,615 --> 01:03:57,242
What's in there anyway, huh?
773
01:03:59,151 --> 01:04:01,415
Are you guys buying me a car?
774
01:04:01,487 --> 01:04:03,649
[Scribble] Just go, man.
775
01:04:04,724 --> 01:04:07,125
What the hell is wrong with you kids, huh?
776
01:04:07,226 --> 01:04:10,093
- Why are you doing this?
- [Bran] We're shooting a video.
777
01:04:10,196 --> 01:04:13,723
We just wanna see your reaction. Come on.
778
01:04:13,799 --> 01:04:14,857
[ominous music playing]
779
01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:18,393
The last time
I starred in one of your videos,
780
01:04:18,471 --> 01:04:21,372
you set me on fire
while I was asleep, you little shit.
781
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,464
[Scribble] Just go!
782
01:04:23,209 --> 01:04:24,643
[groans]
783
01:04:24,744 --> 01:04:27,736
[ominous music playing]
784
01:04:27,813 --> 01:04:29,872
[Crockamoley sniffs and snorts]
785
01:04:34,554 --> 01:04:36,044
What the hell is that?
786
01:04:38,491 --> 01:04:39,822
[sighs]
787
01:04:42,495 --> 01:04:44,589
[Crockamoley sniffs and snorts]
788
01:04:49,435 --> 01:04:51,096
Is this some sort of joke?
789
01:04:51,504 --> 01:04:52,528
Huh?
790
01:04:54,106 --> 01:04:55,801
What the hell is this?
791
01:05:04,617 --> 01:05:06,813
[Crockamoley snorts]
792
01:05:31,544 --> 01:05:34,104
[laughing]
793
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:37,275
[Crockamoley snorts]
794
01:05:39,285 --> 01:05:41,913
Is this some sort of prank video, huh?
795
01:05:42,888 --> 01:05:45,721
This shit is awful.
796
01:05:45,825 --> 01:05:47,919
[intense music playing]
797
01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:52,558
[choking]
798
01:05:58,771 --> 01:06:00,603
[body thuds]
799
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,697
[intense music playing]
800
01:06:02,775 --> 01:06:04,539
We just killed that guy!
801
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:18,520
There's another Crockamoley video
or whatever the hell it is.
802
01:06:18,591 --> 01:06:19,717
Did you see it?
803
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,424
The shit looks real.
804
01:06:22,528 --> 01:06:25,862
- [girl] Damn. How'd they do that?
- I know, right?
805
01:06:25,931 --> 01:06:27,899
Oh shit, we're already late to class.
806
01:06:30,670 --> 01:06:32,900
[homeless man] Is this
some sort of prank video, huh?
807
01:06:33,839 --> 01:06:36,171
This shit is awful.
808
01:06:39,512 --> 01:06:41,742
[ominous music playing]
809
01:06:56,662 --> 01:06:58,824
So what time do you
think you're gonna get here?
810
01:06:58,931 --> 01:07:00,922
[Scribble on phone]
Give me, like, ten minutes.
811
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,800
All right. So plan on an hour then.
812
01:07:04,904 --> 01:07:08,898
- [Scribble] I always come on time.
- Yeah. We'll see.
813
01:07:16,415 --> 01:07:18,076
I came to get something.
814
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,650
I'm not as stupid as you think.
815
01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:32,324
I need to get it.
816
01:07:35,101 --> 01:07:39,402
[Mike] I can't believe you guys
hang out in this shit hole.
817
01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,467
[Ayla] That's what I say about home.
818
01:08:00,693 --> 01:08:04,323
-Is it in there?
- In there.
819
01:08:06,565 --> 01:08:09,398
Does your boyfriend in there
think he's gonna jump me?
820
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,870
[chuckles] No.
821
01:08:12,972 --> 01:08:14,371
Definitely not.
822
01:08:19,645 --> 01:08:20,976
Come and get it.
823
01:08:29,855 --> 01:08:33,018
[ominous music playing]
824
01:08:51,177 --> 01:08:53,043
You think I'm fucking stupid?
825
01:08:53,112 --> 01:08:54,773
[intense music playing]
826
01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:00,708
Where's my fucking gun?
827
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,756
[gunshot]
828
01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:12,227
[gasping softly]
829
01:09:16,435 --> 01:09:17,630
[body thuds]
830
01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:19,534
[Crockamoley growls]
831
01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:22,905
[Mike screams]
832
01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,680
[Crockamoley growls]
833
01:09:32,785 --> 01:09:35,254
[Mike screams]
834
01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:46,593
- [Crockamoley growls]
- [Mike screams]
835
01:09:53,005 --> 01:09:55,269
[Mike screams]
836
01:09:57,810 --> 01:09:59,574
[Ayla] Shut up!
837
01:10:00,312 --> 01:10:01,438
Geez.
838
01:10:03,415 --> 01:10:04,644
[scoffs]
839
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:08,015
[ominous music playing]
840
01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:23,067
Hi. Jeni?
841
01:10:26,505 --> 01:10:28,473
It's... it's Ayla.
842
01:10:28,574 --> 01:10:31,737
No, please, don't hang up.
843
01:10:33,579 --> 01:10:37,675
I... I just wanted to say
844
01:10:37,783 --> 01:10:42,016
that I'm so sorry...
845
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,821
for the way I've treated you since...
846
01:10:47,026 --> 01:10:48,187
forever.
847
01:10:51,263 --> 01:10:53,061
I wanna make it up to you.
848
01:10:58,971 --> 01:11:02,168
Is this all part of the project, hmm?
849
01:11:02,241 --> 01:11:04,039
Convince the teacher this is real?
850
01:11:05,544 --> 01:11:08,377
It is, Mr. Lewis, I swear.
851
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:12,883
Everything you saw
on that channel is real.
852
01:11:12,985 --> 01:11:15,477
No, it... it looks real.
853
01:11:15,554 --> 01:11:18,319
It looks real, I'll give you that,
but, look, I still think
854
01:11:18,390 --> 01:11:21,087
y'all are trying to punk me or something.
Are you recording this right now?
855
01:11:21,193 --> 01:11:22,092
- No.
- Are you recording this?
856
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:25,960
No, no, please. No.
857
01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:30,696
You know, Max, he came and told me that
you guys have a friend who does effects.
858
01:11:30,803 --> 01:11:32,999
- Is that not true?
- No, those are his Max facts.
859
01:11:33,072 --> 01:11:34,369
- It's not true?
- No.
860
01:11:35,975 --> 01:11:37,204
[scoffs]
861
01:11:37,309 --> 01:11:39,835
So I'm supposed to not believe
his reasonable story
862
01:11:39,912 --> 01:11:44,145
for yours about a monster
that feeds on homeless people?
863
01:11:47,353 --> 01:11:48,548
Yeah, okay.
864
01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:01,358
I'll take you there.
865
01:12:01,433 --> 01:12:02,594
Tonight.
866
01:12:12,611 --> 01:12:16,639
[Jeni sobbing]
867
01:12:33,065 --> 01:12:35,864
[Scribble] Why? Is it for the likes?
868
01:12:37,236 --> 01:12:39,034
Because I hate her.
869
01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:40,629
[Jeni sobbing]
870
01:12:43,976 --> 01:12:48,038
- Aw, you scared, Jeni?
- [sobs] Please!
871
01:12:48,113 --> 01:12:50,582
Please, just let me go.
872
01:12:51,483 --> 01:12:52,609
Please.
873
01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:25,876
- [Crockamoley snorts]
- [Ayla] Since first grade,
874
01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:29,477
you've cried, pissed your pants...
875
01:13:29,588 --> 01:13:30,987
[whimpers]
876
01:13:31,090 --> 01:13:35,687
...dragged every class we're in to a halt.
877
01:13:35,794 --> 01:13:41,699
We get told, oh, you're just different.
878
01:13:45,604 --> 01:13:49,302
But you get the same grades as me!
879
01:13:49,374 --> 01:13:51,775
We're not the same, bitch!
880
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,207
[Jeni whimpers]
881
01:13:58,317 --> 01:13:59,409
Now...
882
01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:08,517
see the difference between you and me.
883
01:14:09,328 --> 01:14:10,352
Do it.
884
01:14:10,429 --> 01:14:13,524
[Jeni] Stop it! No, stop!
885
01:14:18,337 --> 01:14:19,827
[Crockamoley snorting]
886
01:14:24,009 --> 01:14:26,341
[suspenseful music playing]
887
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:56,507
- [screams]
- [growling]
888
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,669
[bones crack]
889
01:15:11,890 --> 01:15:13,756
[ominous music playing]
890
01:15:15,827 --> 01:15:16,885
[sighs]
891
01:15:23,001 --> 01:15:25,231
[Crockamoley shrieks]
892
01:15:26,505 --> 01:15:28,337
- [knocks on window]
- [gasps]
893
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:31,171
[breathes heavily]
894
01:15:32,477 --> 01:15:34,411
What the hell is wrong with you?
895
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,777
It's on foot from here. Come on.
896
01:15:36,882 --> 01:15:39,146
[crickets chirping]
897
01:15:58,003 --> 01:15:59,300
Hey.
898
01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:05,944
Y'all have permission to be here?
899
01:16:10,515 --> 01:16:11,983
[sniffs] Come on.
900
01:16:24,730 --> 01:16:25,959
Mr. Lewis...
901
01:16:27,399 --> 01:16:28,992
[sighs]
902
01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:32,667
You can't be scared.
903
01:16:32,771 --> 01:16:35,763
It... It can smell fear.
904
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:37,605
It'll go nuts.
905
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:38,666
Really?
906
01:16:39,811 --> 01:16:41,210
- It smells fear?
- Yeah.
907
01:16:41,313 --> 01:16:44,339
- Really?
- Yes.
908
01:16:44,449 --> 01:16:47,544
[scoffs] Okay, I tried, Snack.
909
01:16:47,653 --> 01:16:48,848
- I tried.
- Mr. Lewis--
910
01:16:48,954 --> 01:16:51,116
- Have you lost your mind?
- It's not a trick, okay.
911
01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,351
Would I bring you down here
if it wasn't so important?
912
01:16:54,626 --> 01:16:56,890
Please, you have to believe me.
913
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:01,022
[suspenseful music playing]
914
01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:09,571
Yeah, we're all clear.
915
01:17:11,743 --> 01:17:13,404
I still got some water in here.
916
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,516
- [sighs]
- [coughs]
917
01:17:17,582 --> 01:17:19,175
Oh, it stinks in here.
918
01:17:23,422 --> 01:17:26,756
All right, where's this boogeyman?
919
01:17:32,297 --> 01:17:37,098
[Crockamoley snarling]
920
01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:53,775
What the hell is this?
921
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:58,746
[snarls]
922
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,301
[gulps water]
923
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:17,903
That's Crockamoley.
924
01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:27,249
This... this isn't a guy in a suit?
925
01:18:28,220 --> 01:18:30,655
- Seriously?
- No.
926
01:18:31,990 --> 01:18:33,890
- [gasps]
- [Crockamoley snorts]
927
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,724
Oh, my... Oh, my...
928
01:18:38,263 --> 01:18:41,722
- Oh, my God.
- Mr. Lewis-- Mr. Lewis, calm down.
929
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,098
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
930
01:18:44,169 --> 01:18:45,659
- [bucket clanks]
- [Snack] Calm down.
931
01:18:45,771 --> 01:18:48,103
[breathing heavily]
932
01:18:48,173 --> 01:18:49,902
[Crockamoley snorts]
933
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,569
What the hell did you kids do?
934
01:19:00,252 --> 01:19:01,913
Hi, Mr. Lewis.
935
01:19:04,523 --> 01:19:07,083
This... this thing.
936
01:19:08,693 --> 01:19:09,922
This is real.
937
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:11,853
Sure is.
938
01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:17,563
[Snack] Calm down.
939
01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:22,329
Why'd you bring him here, Snack?
940
01:19:22,407 --> 01:19:24,501
[Crockamoley snarling]
941
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,572
[Ayla] You lied.
942
01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:32,207
You guys Killed somebody.
943
01:19:32,317 --> 01:19:33,842
- You're murderers!
- So are you.
944
01:19:33,919 --> 01:19:35,387
Is that why you brought me here?
945
01:19:35,487 --> 01:19:37,546
- No.
- To fucking kill me?
946
01:19:37,656 --> 01:19:39,750
[Snack] No. Mr. Lewis, no.
947
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,986
- [Crockamoley growls]
- [gun cocks]
948
01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:46,429
Whoa, whoa, whoa... He's a teacher.
949
01:19:46,531 --> 01:19:48,727
Hey, hey, hey, just...
950
01:19:48,834 --> 01:19:52,236
- No, stay! Hey, hey, hey!
- Let us go, or I let it go.
951
01:19:52,337 --> 01:19:54,032
I can't let you do that.
952
01:19:54,105 --> 01:19:57,200
- Relax. Okay?
- You wanna see what happened to Jeni?
953
01:19:57,275 --> 01:19:58,436
Bran!
954
01:19:58,543 --> 01:19:59,874
[Crockamoley snorts]
955
01:19:59,945 --> 01:20:01,276
Jeni?
956
01:20:03,615 --> 01:20:05,447
Come on.
957
01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:06,676
[intense music playing]
958
01:20:11,590 --> 01:20:13,752
- [screaming]
- [flesh squelches]
959
01:20:20,198 --> 01:20:21,563
[gunshot]
960
01:20:21,666 --> 01:20:24,067
[ears ringing]
961
01:20:24,169 --> 01:20:26,103
[groaning]
962
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:33,940
[Crockamoley growls]
963
01:20:34,045 --> 01:20:35,740
[gunshot]
964
01:20:40,018 --> 01:20:41,679
[Scribble] Get out of the way!
965
01:20:41,753 --> 01:20:43,915
[intense music playing]
966
01:20:49,461 --> 01:20:50,792
Go!
967
01:20:50,896 --> 01:20:54,264
- [screams]
- [Crockamoley snarls]
968
01:21:16,988 --> 01:21:18,979
[Mighty whimpering]
969
01:21:19,090 --> 01:21:22,492
[screaming]
970
01:21:22,594 --> 01:21:25,256
- [flesh squelches]
- [Mighty screams]
971
01:21:27,832 --> 01:21:30,164
[intense music playing]
972
01:21:32,003 --> 01:21:34,131
[ride clanks and whirs]
973
01:21:35,206 --> 01:21:36,469
[Snack] Ayla!
974
01:21:56,895 --> 01:21:59,887
- [Bran screams]
- [roars]
975
01:22:03,568 --> 01:22:05,400
[intense music playing]
976
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,321
[panting]
977
01:22:30,395 --> 01:22:32,193
[Crockamoley snarls]
978
01:22:38,403 --> 01:22:40,132
- [screams]
- [flesh squelches]
979
01:22:42,007 --> 01:22:43,634
[Crockamoley roars]
980
01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:49,575
[intense music playing]
981
01:22:49,681 --> 01:22:51,547
[panting]
982
01:22:55,654 --> 01:22:57,179
[grunts]
983
01:23:04,663 --> 01:23:06,893
[panting]
984
01:23:23,314 --> 01:23:25,715
[Crockamoley growling]
985
01:24:51,836 --> 01:24:54,362
- [Crockamoley growling]
- [Ayla sobbing]
986
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,983
[whimpers]
987
01:25:05,049 --> 01:25:07,211
Open up!
988
01:25:07,318 --> 01:25:09,047
[sobbing]
989
01:25:13,992 --> 01:25:15,687
[wincing]
990
01:25:18,129 --> 01:25:19,995
[Crockamoley growls]
991
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,601
[sobbing]
992
01:25:34,112 --> 01:25:36,046
[Crockamoley growls]
993
01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:42,383
[Crockamoley growls]
994
01:25:45,356 --> 01:25:47,757
[Crockamoley growls]
995
01:25:53,431 --> 01:25:56,025
[Crockamoley growls]
996
01:26:02,941 --> 01:26:04,466
[Snack sobbing]
997
01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:16,880
[Crockamoley snorts]
998
01:26:18,923 --> 01:26:21,051
[Snack sobbing]
999
01:26:23,728 --> 01:26:26,425
[Crockamoley growls]
1000
01:26:35,974 --> 01:26:38,773
[Ayla screaming]
1001
01:26:40,078 --> 01:26:44,242
[screaming continues]
1002
01:26:52,156 --> 01:26:55,820
[Snack screaming]
1003
01:26:59,831 --> 01:27:02,892
[dramatic music playing]
1004
01:27:10,141 --> 01:27:11,939
[sobbing]
1005
01:27:14,946 --> 01:27:17,472
[Snack screams]
1006
01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:29,525
[eerie music playing]
1007
01:27:29,627 --> 01:27:31,322
[Ken] Good evening, boys and ghouls.
1008
01:27:31,396 --> 01:27:33,228
You're listening
to Where the Scary Things Are.
1009
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I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken,
and with me is the Mistress of Darkness,
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the Queen of Fright,
the Lady of the Night, Muse.
1011
01:27:39,537 --> 01:27:42,404
Also joining us
is Crista Creature and Whirl.
1012
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:44,635
All right, so we got something
special as always.
1013
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I came across this found footage film
called The Legend of Lockjaw.
1014
01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:50,811
I wanna read the description
to our audience.
1015
01:27:50,882 --> 01:27:53,749
Uh, we've watched this film and we're
gonna talk about that in a second,
1016
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but here's the description:
"Three years ago,
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seven children disappeared
without a trace.
1018
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This footage was found by a security guard
for some Halloween haunted attraction.
1019
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Were they were taken by Lockjaw,
a local monster urban legend,
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or something worse? This is their story."
1021
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Muse, what did you think about it?
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01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:12,331
[Muse] Well, yeah,
like you said, we watched this
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and honestly, I gotta say
I think this is bullshit.
1024
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Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's
so fake. You can see how they did it.
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[Ken] Yeah, you know,
I'm a schmuck when it comes
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to anything technical
involving the computer,
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but even I on my own laptop
could do a better job.
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You know, if you wanna fool us,
and we're horror experts,
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you better show something
a little bit more
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than bargain basement effort here.
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[Whirl] Yeah, I am so with you guys.
Hard pass for me.
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This found footage died so, so long ago.
1033
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Man, it's fake, fake, fake.
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[Ken] We have a guy online
who claims to be Snack.
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Allegedly, one of the kids
in this footage.
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01:28:46,237 --> 01:28:49,002
So let's welcome Snack
to Where the Scary Things Are.
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[Crockamoley roars]
1038
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[ominous music playing]
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[soft rock music playing]
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