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Fuck!
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Okay,
you caught me.
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I mean...
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men are not the only ones who like
to whack off like zoo monkeys.
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Why isn't it okay for girls
to just like fucking?
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If you could have sex once a week,
no attachments, no expectations...
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...just straight up fucking, would you?
- I like fucking.
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I like it a lot.
Who doesn't?
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But people make such
a big deal out of it.
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And there's so much emphasis
placed on appearance.
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I don't know why. I've had sex
with fat girls and skinny girls...
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...it's really all the same.
- I know...
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that everyone is a little...
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self-conscious about
how good they are in bed...
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and I was never really, I guess,
great in bed because...
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I didn't read Cosmo's latest article
on how to please my man...
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because I don't read those magazine
articles and, quite frankly...
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I haven't really been too concerned
about pleasing him.
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Fuck me.
I blew a great setup.
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Did you ever fuck something up and
you knew you were fucking it up...
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but you did it anyway?
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Maybe she fucked it up.
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I don't know. I'll let you people
decide. My opinion is biased.
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I don't why there's this myth that
women get dependent on men.
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I mean, every day in America some
guy snaps and kills his girlfriend.
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They gotta get restraining orders
taken out against them all the time.
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Women never do that.
Oh, you think you're immune, pal?
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Well, brother, you just haven't met the
girl you wanna fuck and kill someday.
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You're a fucking asshole!
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I was trying to tell you
how much I love, for fuck's sake!
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- How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks!
- I didn't say that. You're nuts.
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- You're paranoid. You realize that?
- No, you're the one that's paranoid.
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You're the one that gets pissed off
every time Damien comes here.
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- Grow up!
- Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
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you got insulted by my attempt
to compliment you.
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But if you're gonna bring up your
ex-boyfriend, at least understand...
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...why I wan to punch him in the face!
- What the hell is that?
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A woman's place in procreation
has always been to attract a man:
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big tits, small waist
and round ass.
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And you're really sensitive about
that shit being in its proper place.
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- I'm not even half as sensitive!
- Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds!
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If I get a new haircut and you didn't
notice, would I give a shit? No!
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I do not like to be insulted, no,
but that has nothing to do...
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with you wanting to punch
somebody in the God damned face!
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You tell me that you love me
'cause I'm so manly.
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This is it, this is
the whole package.
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Oh, shut the fuck up!
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What a mess!
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How do two people end up
talking to each other like that?
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Let me rewind to the
very, very beginning.
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LA's real interesting,
but it ain't cheap, huh?
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I'm down to my last hundred.
What'd you got?
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76... no, 72 bucks.
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I bought your cigarettes.
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Fuck.
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I don't understand...
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we've been here like a month.
We should've found jobs by now.
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It's the concrete companies here,
they just hire migrant workers.
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It's bullshit.
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You think California
was a bad idea?
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Couple guys like us,
we'll get something going.
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Well, we better get
something going soon.
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We don't have even have enough
money to get friggin' drunk!
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When was the last time
we went into a fancy hotel bar...
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ran up a huge tab
and then just bolted?
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Shit. Months?
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Come on, this is the kind of sun shit
we always talked about doing.
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Fun shit you always
talked about doing.
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I'm only going along
to make sure you're okay.
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Haven't you ever wanted
complete control in bed?
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They'll have to do whatever
we say, it'll be amazing.
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How do you even know
how to find male prostitutes?
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Please tell me you didn't
go on the Internet.
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No, no, there's this hotel downtown.
It has a lounge.
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That's what it's famous for.
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This woman at my salon was
telling me all about it.
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You go down there, you see the
guys and pick out the one you want.
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Sounds very romantic.
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- How's your black eye by the way?
- Not so bad. I keep covering it up.
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How do you even do it?
God, you're like Houdini.
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I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand
and I just slip them on.
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Well, that's you, babe.
Very efficient.
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Stanny, think that
security guy's onto us.
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Joe, we've done this to every fancy
hotel in NY for what, ten years?
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You think some
LA rent-a-cop's gonna bust us?
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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They charge us like
seven bucks for a beer.
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That's ripping people off.
We're just making shit even.
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The guy will think that we're
so desperate to get laid that...
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Stop it! God!
They're gonna be so excited.
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They usually have to do it with
a bunch of disgusting old women.
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- They're gonna think that we...
- They're whores! They're prostitutes.
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If anyone has issues with their
self-image, it's them, not you.
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Oh yeah.
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- Check it out. Check that shit out!
- Wait, wait!
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- Please don't. We should...
- Hey there.
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- Hey.
- Hi. California is a friendly place.
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Yeah, we're not used
to two beautiful girls...
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...just walking right up to us.
- So, you two boys have names?
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- Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny.
- This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna.
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Hello, Joe and Stanley.
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No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny.
There's no "L".
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Oh, Stanny.
Does it really matter now?
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So, where are you girls
from and stuff?
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Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon.
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We just moved to town.
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Oh, a couple of regular guys
new in town looking to meet people.
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Yeah. Yeah, we're both
in construction.
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Time's a little slow right now,
but we'll get something going soon.
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- Just trying to get by, huh?
- Construction workers.
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Are you girls like models
or something?
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You don't have to belittle us,
we don't usually do this.
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Let's grab a table.
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What, do you work out?
I work out a lot.
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But usually I get enough
of a workout on the job.
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We work with concrete.
Shit's heavy.
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Yes, look, we wanted manly men...
but you're overdoing it...
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with the blue collar routine.
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- Is that Drakkar you're wearing?
- Yep. Thanks.
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- So, what do you do for a living?
- I'm a writer.
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Really?
Like books and shit?
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Screenwriter,
like movies and shit.
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Get out of here!
That's so cool.
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I mean, what have I seen
that you wrote?
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Nothing yet. None of my scripts
have been turned into movies yet.
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Well, you gotta start
by writing it first, right?
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- What about you? What do you do?
- Christi Ann is a clothing designer.
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- She designed this.
- Really? Very nice.
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Shit! Christi Ann,
I totally forgot.
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I was in this coffee shop...
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and I saw a woman wearing
one of your new shirts.
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- Really?
- Man!
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Somebody took your shit
from the Laundromat?
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That happened to me.
Remember that, Stanny?
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Somebody just took my stuff
from the dryer...
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and then we see this guy from two
floors up wearing my sweatpants!
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No, Joe, she's saying that she
makes clothes. She made this here.
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- Oh, you invent clothes!
- Yes, I invent clothes.
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In fact, people were running around
naked before until I came along.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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I'll be... right back.
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California girls, man.
They're fucking unbelievable!
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Okay, what about the bill?
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- I think we should hire them.
- Shut up!
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You flirted, you got
your twisted affirmation.
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I think we should get out of here.
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Look, I'm inviting Stanny
back to the house.
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If you don't wanna sleep with Joe,
you don't have to.
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I got it. I'll make it look like
I left my wallet back at the motel.
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These girls come here all the time.
They can cover us.
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No, that ain't right, man.
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Why don't we just stick the hotel
with the bill and split?
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These girls shouldn't...
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I... I think I left my wallet
back at my motel.
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Sure you did.
Why don't I just get this round?
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So, how do you boys wanna do this?
Should we get a room upstairs or?
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Why don't we just go back
to my house...
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and we can fool around up there?
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Okay.
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Let me show you my room.
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Wow!
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- Is this your parents' house?
- No.
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No, it's Donna's house.
I just live here.
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Wow, you must come home
everyday and do this, huh?
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- No.
- If I lived here, I would.
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- You like it rough, don't you?
- Yeah!
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Boy, did you pick the right guy!
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Punish me, I'm bad!
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Look, this was all
my friend's idea. I...
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I don't think I can do this.
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You must have a fancy bar
or something around here, right?
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Oh, perfect.
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Perfect.
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You don't wanna have sex?
That's fine.
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Your friend, Donna...
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she needs to get laid.
You, Christi Ann...
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you need to get drunk.
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- What, you wanna get me drunk?
- No, I wanna get me drunk.
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But I can tell you're one of those,
you know, uptight people...
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that I love to help out by getting
them good and hammered.
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So, here's the deal:
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for every two drinks that I have...
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you gotta have one, until you're
either puking or laughing.
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- You like that, don't you, nasty?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- You're so bad.
- You're the man! You're the man!
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I was 15 years old...
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I'd been jerking off two years
straight, dreaming of this moment.
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And the second
she goes to kiss it...
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my dick just starts like,
flapping all over the place!
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And she looks up at me,
all freaked out.
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At the same time, whack!
My dick hits her right in the jaw.
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You're gonna make me come!
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Oh, my God!
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- Do you want some water?
- Sure.
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- Do you like that?
- Oh yeah.
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I go to the gynecologist like a week
later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable.
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I know the doctor's gonna know
it's cause I lost my virginity...
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but I don't care, because
I was starting...
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to get paranoid something's wrong.
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The doctor finds the condom.
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My asshole boyfriend was so
embarrassed to tell me...
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that he finished right away...
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so he's moving around 'til
it got soft and it just came off.
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And the thing was stuck up in me
for like a week!
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What was he thinking?
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You're okay? God, that felt so...
Oh, my God! So fucking great!
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You want a cigarette?
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- Do you want some water?
- Sure.
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That... That was...
That was thrilling.
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I can't believe it.
That was...
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Did you like that?
You okay?
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Want a cigarette?
Here, here's a cigarette.
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So, should we?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, you do.
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You know, I've never ever...
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ever had a one-night stand.
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You're the first girl
who's told me that...
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who I believe it's true.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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I'm sorry.
Everything tickles.
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I'm sorry.
I don't think I can do this.
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Okay.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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How often... do you think men cry?
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What the fuck kind
of fucked up question is that?
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Well, I'm writing this character...
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and I was just trying to figure out
how real he was.
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So I'm asking you how often.
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Fuck, I don't know
the national average or nothing.
232
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,835
And how often
do you think you cry?
233
00:15:00,178 --> 00:15:02,669
Never, really. I mean...
234
00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:08,115
life sucks sometimes, but you know,
I get pissed off and shit.
235
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,084
Crying never solved nothing.
236
00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:19,721
- You guys ever get caught?
- For what?
237
00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:23,598
You know, loitering at the bar?
238
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:28,904
Damn, was it that obvious?
It's not like we always do that.
239
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:32,133
You know, it's just something fun
to do when the funds are low.
240
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:35,370
So the he yells out,
"So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!"
241
00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:37,706
Seriously, I swear to God I burst out
laughing.
242
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,282
I don't care that it was rude.
243
00:15:42,787 --> 00:15:44,687
God!
244
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,357
My God!
Are they doing it again?
245
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:56,331
My record is five times.
246
00:15:57,002 --> 00:16:01,939
- One night, five times.
- Wow! Really?
247
00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:07,073
I usually do it once. Well, I mean,
sometimes, you know, I've done it...
248
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:08,644
I've had guys who wanted
to do it more.
249
00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:10,678
And that one that was finished
after the first time...
250
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,941
but I had another guy who...
251
00:16:13,385 --> 00:16:16,183
who would sometimes wanna go
again and sometimes I would.
252
00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:23,256
You like... have a thing
with sex, huh?
253
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:30,860
Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean
I should... Maybe I'll do it too.
254
00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:33,128
- Don't do it on account of her.
- No.
255
00:16:34,205 --> 00:16:38,801
- No, no. I want to.
- Alright.
256
00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:47,980
I mean, we probably
shouldn't do it here.
257
00:16:55,627 --> 00:16:58,562
- Okay, you gotta relax.
- Oh no, I'm relaxed.
258
00:17:08,106 --> 00:17:10,574
You like that?
259
00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:16,773
That doesn't feel good?
260
00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,252
Okay.
261
00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:29,650
Okay, okay.
262
00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:48,040
Okay.
263
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,454
You know any jokes?
264
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:10,828
No.
265
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:19,804
A guy walks into a bar...
266
00:18:21,112 --> 00:18:23,876
and the bartender says...
267
00:18:26,651 --> 00:18:30,314
Shit, I forgot what he said.
He said something.
268
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,757
We heard you two having fun
last night.
269
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:13,225
Never mind that.
270
00:19:13,431 --> 00:19:15,763
Check out the sunrise.
Isn't it beautiful?
271
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:19,061
Cool. I love dusk.
272
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:26,370
Does anybody need anything
to drink? Water, juice?
273
00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:28,845
Just sit here and relax, baby.
274
00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:33,213
Actually, you know, I...
275
00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:35,283
I should probably try
and get some sleep.
276
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:37,387
I've got a lot of writing
to do tomorrow.
277
00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:41,756
- I mean, today.
- Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late.
278
00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:45,052
So, I guess you boys deserve
to get paid.
279
00:19:45,263 --> 00:19:46,252
How much do we owe you anyway?
280
00:19:46,464 --> 00:19:49,592
Yeah, you know, I have to admit
I was opposed to the idea...
281
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,400
but I think, who knows,
maybe in like six months...
282
00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:56,165
if we're still two lonely women,
we might call you again.
283
00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:59,400
Yeah. Leave us your cards,
your pager numbers or whatever.
284
00:19:59,611 --> 00:20:00,942
Can you take a check?
285
00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:03,671
Cause I don't think we have
that much laying around.
286
00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:06,316
- A check?
- It's good.
287
00:20:06,518 --> 00:20:10,079
Look, we can go to an ATM.
How much do we owe you, anyway?
288
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,948
I mean, I have money.
Hold on.
289
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,254
Wait a minute. Do you think
that we're prostitutes?
290
00:20:25,503 --> 00:20:28,028
What, making fun of the girls
who've never done this before?
291
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:31,271
So, what's the damage?
I have 1,000 dollars.
292
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,171
You gotta tip 'em,
mine was really good.
293
00:20:33,845 --> 00:20:36,006
Wait. You're serious?
294
00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:40,508
Why is everything getting
all strange all of a sudden?
295
00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:42,549
I asked you if you'd ever
been arrested...
296
00:20:42,754 --> 00:20:44,915
Yeah, for drinking dash.
We're not gigolos!
297
00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:47,182
We thought you girls just
wanna hang out and stuff!
298
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:50,525
- You're serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious!
299
00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:53,060
We're hanging out at the bar,
you roll up on us...
300
00:20:53,264 --> 00:20:55,198
you say you wanna fuck us, what
the hell are we supposed to think?
301
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,265
We never said you had
to pay us to fuck you!
302
00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:02,269
Wait a second. What about that
1,000 bucks? That was pretty cool.
303
00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:03,940
Joe, they think
we're male prostitutes.
304
00:21:04,142 --> 00:21:06,770
They're kicking us out of here,
they never wanna see us again.
305
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:13,314
Man! I thought you thought
I was funny and stuff!
306
00:21:16,721 --> 00:21:21,181
So, you two are really two
construction workers from Queens?
307
00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:23,951
Yeah!
308
00:21:27,298 --> 00:21:28,287
I knew this was gonna happen!
309
00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:30,797
I can't believe you made me do this!
I am so mortified!
310
00:21:31,002 --> 00:21:34,665
I didn't make you, how was
I supposed to know they were...
311
00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:36,966
- Gross! God!
- Fuck you, ew!
312
00:21:37,175 --> 00:21:39,143
You sure seemed to like
when I had your legs in the air!
313
00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:42,074
Goddamned freaks!
Wanna get spanked and shit?
314
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,181
We are not freaks! You're the one
who wanted to spank me!
315
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,347
Yeah, but I didn't know
I was getting hired to do it!
316
00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:49,679
Come on, Joe,
let's get the fuck out of here.
317
00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:55,255
- I don't believe it. I've been used!
- Must be some rich girl thing.
318
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:59,091
California girls!
Where are we?
319
00:21:59,797 --> 00:22:01,992
You think they'll still
give us the money?
320
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,565
Oh, they'd better!
321
00:22:05,436 --> 00:22:07,495
I'm never drinking again. I can't
believe you made me do this.
322
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,265
Stop blaming me! Hell, you were
with the really stupid one.
323
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:12,033
Why couldn't you tell
he was just some moron?
324
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:14,370
Why couldn't you tell?! God!
325
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:18,042
And Jesus, they were both morons.
Your guy was drooling all over you.
326
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,477
It was pathetic!
327
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:23,810
- I forgot something.
- Yeah?
328
00:22:25,657 --> 00:22:27,318
Never mind.
329
00:22:52,483 --> 00:22:54,348
Stanny, wake up.
330
00:22:55,753 --> 00:23:00,156
We gotta go find a place
to live. And a job!
331
00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:10,295
- Can you believe those bitches?
- Just forget about it, bro.
332
00:23:11,836 --> 00:23:14,361
Let's just go find a place to stay.
333
00:23:14,706 --> 00:23:17,300
We have enough for
a deposit now, right?
334
00:23:19,143 --> 00:23:22,738
What are you talking about? We have
80 something bucks left between us.
335
00:23:22,947 --> 00:23:26,075
We made 1,000 dollars last night.
336
00:23:30,088 --> 00:23:32,420
What, they wouldn't give it to you?
337
00:23:32,623 --> 00:23:34,648
- No.
- No, they wouldn't give it to you?
338
00:23:34,859 --> 00:23:38,386
- Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you?
- No, I didn't fucking ask them.
339
00:23:38,596 --> 00:23:40,359
Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks!
I don't need their money.
340
00:23:40,565 --> 00:23:42,897
I'm a working man.
I worked my whole fuckin' life.
341
00:23:43,101 --> 00:23:45,160
Can you believe that one girl
told me she was a writer?
342
00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:48,066
Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell
people I was the King of Egypt.
343
00:23:48,272 --> 00:23:51,105
We really could've used
that thousand bucks, Stanny.
344
00:23:51,409 --> 00:23:55,573
Well, you wanna hike back up there
and get the money, go ahead.
345
00:23:55,947 --> 00:23:57,778
I need cigarettes.
346
00:24:17,301 --> 00:24:19,633
Christi Ann, I'm sorry.
The whole thing was my idea...
347
00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:22,328
and I shouldn't have forced you to do
something that you didn't wanna do.
348
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:25,839
It's okay. Maybe we'll look back
at it and laugh.
349
00:24:26,044 --> 00:24:27,773
Look, I'm really sorry
'cause I know you.
350
00:24:27,979 --> 00:24:29,776
And you wouldn't have done
anything with that guy.
351
00:24:29,981 --> 00:24:33,041
You probably only did it 'cause
you didn't want me to do it alone.
352
00:24:33,718 --> 00:24:35,777
Well, that's true. But...
353
00:24:37,555 --> 00:24:39,318
I don't know,
my guy was kinda cute.
354
00:24:40,825 --> 00:24:42,190
- Was he?
- He wasn't very smart...
355
00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:43,758
but he was really sweet.
356
00:24:44,362 --> 00:24:46,421
- How was he in bed?
- He was fine.
357
00:24:46,631 --> 00:24:48,565
Just fine? Mine was nuts.
358
00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:54,529
- What, like crazy nuts?
- No, nuts like amazing nuts!
359
00:24:54,972 --> 00:24:57,065
- Wow. Really?
- It only stands to reason.
360
00:24:57,275 --> 00:24:59,436
Good in bed,
fucking asshole in the morning.
361
00:24:59,644 --> 00:25:01,475
You need to take that up
with your therapist.
362
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,047
Next time I come up with
a stupid idea...
363
00:25:04,248 --> 00:25:05,647
just tell me I'm being stupid, okay?
364
00:25:06,217 --> 00:25:07,946
- Deal.
- Friends?
365
00:25:08,619 --> 00:25:10,109
Okay.
366
00:25:27,004 --> 00:25:28,198
Joe.
367
00:25:28,739 --> 00:25:30,604
- Hi.
- Hi.
368
00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:35,171
- Your name is Joe, right?
- Yeah, Joe Santarella.
369
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:36,774
Nice to meet you.
370
00:25:37,014 --> 00:25:38,572
Thank you for telling me
your last name...
371
00:25:38,783 --> 00:25:40,876
'cause I have a short mental list
of the men I've had sex with...
372
00:25:41,085 --> 00:25:43,815
and I would've hated
just to have Joe.
373
00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:48,287
I was hoping that...
374
00:25:48,493 --> 00:25:52,259
I could get that money from you.
Stanny and I, we're...
375
00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:54,988
gonna get booted out
of this motel and...
376
00:25:55,199 --> 00:25:58,259
since you guys were gonna give us
a thousand bucks anyway...
377
00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:00,096
We could really use it.
378
00:26:01,539 --> 00:26:03,939
Yeah, sure.
379
00:26:04,909 --> 00:26:07,400
Can you hold on a second?
380
00:26:17,755 --> 00:26:18,881
What's up?
381
00:26:19,457 --> 00:26:21,516
It's Joe.
They want the money.
382
00:26:22,293 --> 00:26:24,659
- Is Stanny there too?
- No, just Joe.
383
00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:26,721
He's probably gonna
sleep for two days.
384
00:26:26,931 --> 00:26:29,161
I mean, I fucked him so hard
he was incoherent.
385
00:26:29,367 --> 00:26:31,358
You know, when you
fuck a guy into a coma?
386
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:34,898
No, obviously I don't
because he's fully conscious.
387
00:26:35,106 --> 00:26:37,301
Why do you ask me questions
you already know the answers to?
388
00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,442
Why should we even pay them?
I mean, every other guy...
389
00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:41,373
in America went home drunk
and lonely last night.
390
00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:43,240
They're getting booted
from their motel, plus...
391
00:26:43,447 --> 00:26:45,574
I don't think they have a car.
I think he walked here.
392
00:26:48,419 --> 00:26:50,683
Fuck it.
Go ahead, pay him.
393
00:26:50,888 --> 00:26:54,619
Although I gotta admit, best 500
bucks I have spent in a long time.
394
00:27:06,737 --> 00:27:11,367
Thanks. This is really gonna help.
I appreciate it.
395
00:27:17,682 --> 00:27:19,673
Nice meeting you, then.
396
00:27:24,488 --> 00:27:26,888
Bye.
397
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:35,157
I was a really lousy lay,
wasn't I?
398
00:27:38,236 --> 00:27:39,828
No.
399
00:27:41,672 --> 00:27:47,008
Look, usually when people first
have sex, they're a little inhibited.
400
00:27:49,213 --> 00:27:51,977
No, that was me at my best.
401
00:27:52,984 --> 00:27:55,578
But thanks for being honest.
402
00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:20,571
- What's the matter?
- I'm...
403
00:28:20,778 --> 00:28:22,507
I don't know, you know
how I'm a shitty dancer?
404
00:28:22,713 --> 00:28:25,978
How every other girl in the world
can dance, but I have no rhythm.
405
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:28,580
- You dance fine.
- Fine!
406
00:28:28,786 --> 00:28:31,380
- Great. Story of my sex life: fine.
- Wait a minute.
407
00:28:31,589 --> 00:28:36,788
Are we talking about your sex life
or about you being a shitty dancer?
408
00:28:36,994 --> 00:28:42,523
I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty
kisser, I'm a shitty blowjob giver...
409
00:28:42,733 --> 00:28:45,395
- And never mind...
- I thought you didn't give blowjobs.
410
00:28:45,603 --> 00:28:48,936
I don't. I can't. I don't know,
I missed that class in college.
411
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,700
Man, that's the only thing
I do remember about college.
412
00:28:54,912 --> 00:28:56,311
How come I never fucked a guy...
413
00:28:56,514 --> 00:28:57,879
until he was laying there
like a zombie?
414
00:28:58,082 --> 00:29:00,312
I wanna turn a guy into a zombie.
415
00:29:09,026 --> 00:29:10,960
Look, I just think this is
too extreme an idea!
416
00:29:11,162 --> 00:29:12,151
You said you wanted to get laid!
417
00:29:12,363 --> 00:29:14,695
We'll have them come in at night,
or every couple days...
418
00:29:14,899 --> 00:29:16,332
you know, we'll hardly notice
they're there.
419
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,091
I just don't like people knowing
my private business.
420
00:29:19,303 --> 00:29:21,965
- I didn't live with my boyfriends...
- They're not living with us.
421
00:29:22,273 --> 00:29:23,831
They're crashing in the pool house,
like our neighbors.
422
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,099
But we have to share
the yard with them.
423
00:29:25,309 --> 00:29:26,901
Please! When have you ever
gone in the back yard?
424
00:29:27,111 --> 00:29:28,408
We go in that pool
maybe once a month.
425
00:29:28,612 --> 00:29:30,273
When did you become
the nympho all of a sudden?
426
00:29:30,481 --> 00:29:33,507
Well, not all of us got
to sport fuck through school!
427
00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:36,648
Excuse me, it was college,
and everybody else was fucking!
428
00:29:36,854 --> 00:29:39,345
You were just too uptight,
so don't talk shit about me.
429
00:29:39,557 --> 00:29:42,890
Besides, you're supposed to have
cabana boy when you're 45, not 25.
430
00:29:44,161 --> 00:29:45,753
I'm sorry I called you
a sport fucker.
431
00:29:47,531 --> 00:29:50,261
You really think this will
help you get some experience...
432
00:29:50,468 --> 00:29:52,493
or confidence boosting
with some boy toy?
433
00:29:53,304 --> 00:29:56,068
I guess so. Yes, exactly.
434
00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:09,075
We don't have to pay the rent.
435
00:30:09,286 --> 00:30:12,653
We'll have somewhere to stay
until we get on our feet.
436
00:30:15,826 --> 00:30:17,691
I don't know. There's some weird
catch to this you ain't telling me.
437
00:30:17,895 --> 00:30:22,093
Stanny, we're about a week away
from getting booted outta this motel.
438
00:30:22,299 --> 00:30:27,066
We don't have jobs. This is about the
best thing that ever happened to us.
439
00:30:28,038 --> 00:30:31,474
- Are we allowed to go in the pool?
- I guess so.
440
00:30:33,077 --> 00:30:34,942
- How often I gotta fuck her?
- Come on, man.
441
00:30:35,146 --> 00:30:38,479
I know you like fucking her
even if you don't like her.
442
00:30:38,682 --> 00:30:41,810
Yeah, she's nasty.
Still, how come...
443
00:30:42,853 --> 00:30:44,445
how come I get the bitchy one
and you get the nice one?
444
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:46,646
Mine's a terrible lay.
445
00:30:46,857 --> 00:30:47,983
She can't even kiss.
It's like...
446
00:30:48,192 --> 00:30:50,922
making out with a baloney
sandwich or something.
447
00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:53,187
- Really?
- Yeah, she's like...
448
00:30:54,832 --> 00:30:56,595
- It's terrible.
- Okay.
449
00:30:56,801 --> 00:30:58,132
I can't believe this.
450
00:30:58,335 --> 00:31:01,304
I have gotta go write.
I can't spend all day doing this.
451
00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:03,905
Yeah, but you said yourself you can't
write when you're not getting laid.
452
00:31:04,108 --> 00:31:07,271
This is gonna cure any
writer's block you've ever had.
453
00:31:11,415 --> 00:31:14,907
Okay, you understand:
we don't want boyfriends.
454
00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:18,452
We don't want boyfriends,
we don't want relationships.
455
00:31:18,656 --> 00:31:22,023
We want two guys to service us,
this is strictly sexual.
456
00:31:22,226 --> 00:31:25,753
You're on call 24 hours. We get laid
when we want, how we want.
457
00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:29,865
You work for us. We'll give you
a place to stay in the pool house...
458
00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:32,467
and you're not allowed in the house
unless you're working.
459
00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:34,865
You know, and during the day
you can look for legitimate jobs...
460
00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:36,630
and try to save money
until you get on your feet.
461
00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:39,674
Okay, alright. But we got
a few small requirements.
462
00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:43,269
We want TV with a satellite
in the pool house.
463
00:31:43,481 --> 00:31:47,144
I have a TV. And I'm sure you know
how to run a cable through the yard.
464
00:31:47,685 --> 00:31:50,085
Anything else?
465
00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:54,621
Beer.
466
00:32:07,571 --> 00:32:09,402
Know what I love about LA, Joe?
467
00:32:09,607 --> 00:32:12,508
People don't date.
They just move in.
468
00:32:26,757 --> 00:32:28,691
Yo! Yo!
469
00:32:29,493 --> 00:32:32,758
- Dick, gimme it.
- You're being a dick, man, I found it.
470
00:32:32,963 --> 00:32:34,794
Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs
to somebody else, let me have it.
471
00:32:34,999 --> 00:32:37,433
It ain't yours either, man.
472
00:32:47,278 --> 00:32:51,544
- They're fighting over a ball.
- Just spray them with the hose.
473
00:32:54,118 --> 00:32:56,279
Should we do something?
474
00:32:56,754 --> 00:32:59,348
They're probably hungry,
put a bowl of food out for 'em.
475
00:32:59,557 --> 00:33:01,957
- Let go, dick!
- Gimme it!
476
00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:04,320
It's my ball, man!
477
00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:13,227
You guys hungry?
478
00:33:20,945 --> 00:33:22,003
Where are you going?
Isn't it Saturday?
479
00:33:22,212 --> 00:33:24,009
No, I'm going to the store.
It's open.
480
00:33:24,214 --> 00:33:26,682
In fact, I have a very important
meeting with a fashion rep.
481
00:33:34,325 --> 00:33:36,020
Okay.
482
00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:39,218
Bye.
483
00:33:43,968 --> 00:33:47,529
I'm going to write.
You two boys behave yourselves.
484
00:33:47,738 --> 00:33:50,332
- Don't you write at home?
- Too distracting.
485
00:33:55,212 --> 00:33:56,201
See that, Joe?
486
00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:59,541
They're up all night on Friday
and then go to work on Saturday.
487
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,446
Yeah, they're like guys.
488
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:07,223
Hardworking. Like us.
I respect that.
489
00:34:07,891 --> 00:34:11,520
Look, fashion week is next month.
All the top designers, all the critics...
490
00:34:11,729 --> 00:34:14,391
...every magazine are gonna be there.
- Yeah, I know.
491
00:34:14,598 --> 00:34:17,158
No, I know you know.
You're a designer but I'm the rep.
492
00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:18,699
And I'm very successful
at getting people in.
493
00:34:18,902 --> 00:34:23,236
- Absolutely. You're one of the best.
- My being the best isn't the point.
494
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,671
The point is that's very difficult
to get into fashion week.
495
00:34:26,877 --> 00:34:29,345
Only a certain amount of designers
get in. You're lucky.
496
00:34:29,546 --> 00:34:32,481
This guy just dropped out.
Drugs, overdose, who cares?
497
00:34:32,683 --> 00:34:34,344
- I want you to take his place.
- Are you serious?
498
00:34:34,551 --> 00:34:35,643
- You can get my line in?
- Yeah.
499
00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:38,321
Just have your line ready.
And putting the show on isn't cheap.
500
00:34:38,522 --> 00:34:40,353
You're gonna have to pay
for all this yourself.
501
00:34:40,557 --> 00:34:42,024
Don't come to me.
I'm not the bank.
502
00:34:42,226 --> 00:34:43,386
Well...
503
00:34:43,594 --> 00:34:45,619
...I cab barely make ends meet now...
- Make it happen.
504
00:34:45,829 --> 00:34:47,160
I make the rest happen.
505
00:34:48,899 --> 00:34:52,494
How do you like my dog? Makes me
seem warm and approachable, right?
506
00:35:11,388 --> 00:35:15,757
- Think we're invited for dinner?
- Shit, I guess not.
507
00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:19,826
- I think we're slaves.
- We are.
508
00:35:20,164 --> 00:35:23,930
- We are whores.
- We are, aren't we?
509
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:28,101
Should we go invite them in?
510
00:35:28,305 --> 00:35:30,364
No, we always make enough
food for four.
511
00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:33,475
I don't know, I guess I just
thought you were... I don't know.
512
00:35:33,811 --> 00:35:37,542
You are such a liar. You always
act like this when you like a guy.
513
00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:40,182
Don't even!
I like fucking the guy.
514
00:35:43,253 --> 00:35:47,053
- Boys, dinner's ready!
- Guess we're invited.
515
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,861
This is a good gig
we got going on here.
516
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,967
- So don't, you know, mess it up.
- What do you mean?
517
00:35:59,169 --> 00:36:03,367
You know what I mean. You can just
kinda piss people off sometimes.
518
00:36:35,806 --> 00:36:39,298
So, how come y'all didn't
have girlfriends back home?
519
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,942
What?
520
00:36:43,147 --> 00:36:46,605
Did you just kick me? She asked
a legitimate question. I'll answer it.
521
00:36:46,817 --> 00:36:49,081
No, no, never mind.
It was a stupid question.
522
00:36:53,390 --> 00:36:55,688
Tell you why we didn't have
girlfriends back home.
523
00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:59,793
Three simple words:
women are morons.
524
00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:05,098
Excuse me?
Are you for real?
525
00:37:05,302 --> 00:37:07,600
He just said all women are morons
and I'm included in that group.
526
00:37:07,805 --> 00:37:10,797
- I mean, you know what I mean.
- He didn't mean you two.
527
00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:18,740
And where do you get off
saying something like that anyway?
528
00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:20,917
No, I'm trying not to piss you off,
so forget it.
529
00:37:21,118 --> 00:37:24,485
No, no, please.
Please, let's hear this.
530
00:37:26,223 --> 00:37:28,214
Women wanna be treated like shit.
531
00:37:28,425 --> 00:37:29,722
Thus the fact: they're morons.
532
00:37:29,927 --> 00:37:32,760
Can you generalize a bit more?
533
00:37:32,963 --> 00:37:35,898
Listen, whether she's a supermodel,
works at a daycare center...
534
00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:40,126
ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look
for the guy that pisses you off...
535
00:37:40,337 --> 00:37:42,066
a guy you couldn't complain
about try and fix.
536
00:37:42,272 --> 00:37:43,364
Should I complain about men?
537
00:37:43,574 --> 00:37:44,973
Where should I be getting?
First of all...
538
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:46,267
You wanna know the number
one complain...
539
00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:48,740
I hear about men from women?
540
00:37:48,946 --> 00:37:51,676
"He's too nice."
That's considered a detriment.
541
00:37:51,882 --> 00:37:54,112
Show me some girl can date
any guy she wants:
542
00:37:54,318 --> 00:37:56,047
fifty bucks says
she's with some asshole.
543
00:37:56,253 --> 00:37:57,242
They don't want nice.
They want asshole.
544
00:37:57,454 --> 00:37:59,046
Okay, let's just drop it
'cause you're pissing me off now.
545
00:37:59,256 --> 00:38:02,657
Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one
suffering the injustice of it all.
546
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,393
You don't see guys saying...
547
00:38:04,595 --> 00:38:06,995
"Yeah, I broke up with this girl
because she was too nice".
548
00:38:07,331 --> 00:38:08,764
I don't do anything shitty.
549
00:38:08,966 --> 00:38:10,399
Guys break up with you
'cause you're too nice?
550
00:38:10,601 --> 00:38:13,798
- No, I break up with them.
- Oh, yeah? How come?
551
00:38:21,078 --> 00:38:24,514
Stanny, it's not
in your job description.
552
00:38:25,048 --> 00:38:27,107
You're right.
Would you like some sex?
553
00:38:27,317 --> 00:38:29,785
You have a way with words.
You should be a writer too.
554
00:38:30,888 --> 00:38:31,946
Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book.
It's called...
555
00:38:32,155 --> 00:38:35,056
"Men Are From Mars and
Women Are Fucking Morons"!
556
00:38:37,794 --> 00:38:42,322
What? Bro, this is what they're really
paying for, they want to hear abuse.
557
00:38:42,532 --> 00:38:44,124
You should thank me.
All you can do is sit there.
558
00:38:44,334 --> 00:38:46,234
You look like Mr. Compassionate
next to me.
559
00:38:48,338 --> 00:38:51,535
So, wait.
If all they want is abuse...
560
00:38:51,742 --> 00:38:53,733
and I'm the nice guy...
561
00:38:53,944 --> 00:38:56,970
does that make me
the good one or the bad one?
562
00:38:57,781 --> 00:39:00,181
We're a team.
We're a team, brother.
563
00:39:10,961 --> 00:39:12,724
My God.
564
00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:18,533
Right there. That was so good.
Don't stop.
565
00:39:21,238 --> 00:39:24,036
While I'm down here
can I ask you something?
566
00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:26,106
Well, okay.
567
00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:28,737
Where the hell does the pee
come out of this thing?
568
00:39:28,946 --> 00:39:32,712
- No, don't stop what you're doing.
- You want me to explain specifically...
569
00:39:33,150 --> 00:39:34,981
That's okay, later.
570
00:39:57,074 --> 00:40:02,011
Fucking amazing view. I could stand
here for hours and just take it in.
571
00:40:02,446 --> 00:40:06,041
Yeah, it's funny.
Never really come out here anymore.
572
00:40:07,884 --> 00:40:12,412
I'm sorry if I offended you before.
I was just fucking around.
573
00:40:12,622 --> 00:40:14,886
No, you weren't.
574
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:18,056
No, I guess I wasn't.
575
00:40:18,261 --> 00:40:20,229
Actually, it's alright.
576
00:40:20,797 --> 00:40:24,597
I'm writing and you're giving me
a lot of good material.
577
00:40:26,069 --> 00:40:28,936
- What do you mean?
- I guess writing is...
578
00:40:29,139 --> 00:40:32,074
just putting down on paper
what people say.
579
00:40:32,275 --> 00:40:35,642
I forget sometimes
how the male mind works.
580
00:40:35,912 --> 00:40:40,474
It's good just to, you know,
get it down.
581
00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:42,345
I hope you're learning something.
582
00:40:43,053 --> 00:40:46,454
Let's just say my characters
are coming to life.
583
00:40:48,392 --> 00:40:50,485
You must be a really great writer.
584
00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:53,587
How do you know
how good or bad I am?
585
00:40:53,797 --> 00:40:55,492
'Cause you got conviction, you know.
586
00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:59,533
Not a lot of girls are like that.
When you talk about men or sex...
587
00:40:59,736 --> 00:41:02,933
you don't apologize, you don't
hold back. You just say shit.
588
00:41:03,974 --> 00:41:06,067
You got something to say.
I love that.
589
00:41:11,782 --> 00:41:14,842
I think it's time
you got back to work.
590
00:41:21,558 --> 00:41:23,617
That was amazing.
591
00:41:27,164 --> 00:41:29,962
Don't be shy to tell someone
what you like.
592
00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:32,067
People miss out on great sex
all the time...
593
00:41:32,269 --> 00:41:34,965
just because they're shy about it.
594
00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:37,504
It's just communication.
595
00:41:39,276 --> 00:41:44,213
- You're secretly very smart.
- I know. Don't tell anyone.
596
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:48,180
- No one would believe me anyway.
- Okay.
597
00:41:49,086 --> 00:41:51,987
So, there's gotta be something
you've never done...
598
00:41:52,189 --> 00:41:55,022
something you swore
you'd never do.
599
00:41:55,225 --> 00:41:58,786
- Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it.
- Well, why not?
600
00:41:59,362 --> 00:42:01,796
Is it something that your last few
boyfriends wanted you to do...
601
00:42:01,998 --> 00:42:03,898
and you wouldn't?
602
00:42:04,101 --> 00:42:06,092
Oh, yeah.
603
00:42:10,407 --> 00:42:14,810
Tell me, how come you write? I mean,
you don't really have to do anything.
604
00:42:15,011 --> 00:42:17,070
Why do you write stuff?
605
00:42:18,348 --> 00:42:20,179
I don't know.
606
00:42:20,383 --> 00:42:24,752
I guess I should have some Byzantine,
philosophical reason why, but...
607
00:42:24,955 --> 00:42:27,719
mostly I just like making
things up. It's fun.
608
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,653
Yeah, it probably is, huh?
609
00:42:30,527 --> 00:42:34,361
It's kind of like reading a great
book or going to a great movie.
610
00:42:34,564 --> 00:42:36,794
It's just this amazing escape.
611
00:42:39,069 --> 00:42:42,436
Yeah, fuck reality.
I just drink more.
612
00:42:44,074 --> 00:42:48,568
- Okay, you just gotta relax.
- Oh, my God. No, no, no.
613
00:42:48,778 --> 00:42:52,407
This isn't physically possible to...
No, this can't fit.
614
00:42:52,616 --> 00:42:56,052
What d'you mean? You've seen
the size of my dick, right?
615
00:42:56,586 --> 00:42:59,578
Well, have you ever taken
a poop that big?
616
00:43:00,357 --> 00:43:03,884
See? It's gotta fit then. All you have
to do is just relax a little bit.
617
00:43:04,094 --> 00:43:07,325
So here we go, just relax.
Here, look.
618
00:43:07,898 --> 00:43:13,234
- My God! Did I just?
- What? Did you what?
619
00:43:13,537 --> 00:43:16,802
- Just relax.
- This is so fucking overrated.
620
00:43:17,007 --> 00:43:20,033
This is the furthest thing
from sexual I've ever done!
621
00:43:23,213 --> 00:43:28,344
No, no, I should go in.
I didn't get any sleep last night.
622
00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:30,543
Alright.
623
00:43:38,562 --> 00:43:40,655
Good night.
624
00:43:41,131 --> 00:43:42,621
Good night.
625
00:43:50,073 --> 00:43:54,601
- I can't believe I did that.
- My aunt Emily used to say...
626
00:43:54,811 --> 00:43:58,110
"You never know if you like
something until you try it".
627
00:44:07,591 --> 00:44:09,422
Is she alone?
628
00:44:10,393 --> 00:44:13,920
I don't know.
Sounds like it.
629
00:44:16,399 --> 00:44:17,957
Joe, maybe you should leave
because I think...
630
00:44:18,168 --> 00:44:21,569
this whole thing's made Donna
really uncomfortable.
631
00:44:24,374 --> 00:44:26,103
Okay.
632
00:44:32,515 --> 00:44:35,712
You know, Stanny's funny and
everything, but he's so intense.
633
00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:41,221
I don't know, I think sometimes
he just needs to get over himself.
634
00:44:43,893 --> 00:44:46,225
- Don't do that, okay?
- Do what?
635
00:44:46,863 --> 00:44:50,060
- Don't talk shit about my friend.
- I wasn't talking shit.
636
00:44:50,267 --> 00:44:53,759
I didn't... I was just saying
that I... No, I'm serious.
637
00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:57,303
- Whatever.
- I didn't mean to get you all defensive.
638
00:44:57,507 --> 00:44:58,838
Wait.
639
00:44:59,042 --> 00:45:00,407
Joe, gimme a break.
640
00:45:00,610 --> 00:45:04,603
Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise
I didn't mean that in a nasty way.
641
00:45:11,655 --> 00:45:15,216
You know how I said Stanny and I
got kicked outta Concrete Union?
642
00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,595
Well, it was me
that got kicked out.
643
00:45:20,263 --> 00:45:23,630
It was for a stupid reason,
and that's the point.
644
00:45:24,134 --> 00:45:28,594
Stanny came with me
to the hearing.
645
00:45:28,838 --> 00:45:31,204
We had great jobs.
646
00:45:31,441 --> 00:45:33,807
And he told the guys on the board,
"That's bullshit".
647
00:45:34,010 --> 00:45:37,468
And if you're gonna kick me out,
then might as well kick him out too".
648
00:45:38,982 --> 00:45:41,246
And they did?
649
00:45:41,451 --> 00:45:46,115
Yeah, well, Stanny didn't
exactly say it so nicely.
650
00:45:47,324 --> 00:45:52,921
But he wasn't mad. We got
shitcanned from a solid union job.
651
00:45:53,129 --> 00:45:59,625
22 bucks an hour. And he just said,
"Fuck it. Let's move to California".
652
00:46:00,503 --> 00:46:02,095
So we did.
653
00:46:03,273 --> 00:46:08,370
We just have this understanding,
wherever we go, we go together.
654
00:46:10,146 --> 00:46:12,011
That's a good friend you have.
655
00:46:13,149 --> 00:46:14,946
Yeah.
656
00:46:39,943 --> 00:46:43,003
- What time is it?
- Almost midnight.
657
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:46,341
- How was your first lesson?
- Shut up.
658
00:46:49,819 --> 00:46:52,947
What's that smile for?
Did you get some too?
659
00:46:53,990 --> 00:46:55,924
Maybe.
660
00:47:01,431 --> 00:47:03,058
To us.
661
00:47:05,135 --> 00:47:07,831
Brother, we are the
mack fucking daddies.
662
00:47:08,037 --> 00:47:10,528
Man, it ain't easy.
663
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:13,402
This girl don't know
the first thing about sex.
664
00:47:13,610 --> 00:47:16,044
We could trade tomorrow
if you want.
665
00:47:16,746 --> 00:47:18,145
No.
666
00:47:18,481 --> 00:47:21,245
She's a doll, I like her.
Besides...
667
00:47:21,451 --> 00:47:25,114
I'm helping her with something that's
gonna make her whole life richer.
668
00:47:25,321 --> 00:47:27,653
Yeah. We're good fucking
Samaritans, that's all.
669
00:47:27,857 --> 00:47:29,688
Seriously.
670
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,825
Just like a sister I never had,
just sweet.
671
00:47:35,098 --> 00:47:39,558
Yeah, I wish I had a sister
to instruct on proper ass fucking.
672
00:47:47,744 --> 00:47:50,008
Hello?
673
00:47:50,313 --> 00:47:52,679
- Anybody home?
- Hi, Damien.
674
00:47:53,082 --> 00:47:55,073
What's new with you guys?
675
00:47:56,619 --> 00:47:59,588
- How's the store going?
- Good. How's the movie going?
676
00:47:59,989 --> 00:48:01,183
God pushed.
677
00:48:01,391 --> 00:48:05,122
Man, all these studios waste a lot
of money making good scripts lousy.
678
00:48:05,328 --> 00:48:06,727
When are you gonna finish
your script?
679
00:48:06,930 --> 00:48:08,727
- I wanna read it.
- It's getting there.
680
00:48:08,932 --> 00:48:11,264
Just working in the second act.
It kinds of slows down.
681
00:48:11,468 --> 00:48:14,596
Well, why don't you let me
look at it, give you some notes?
682
00:48:21,544 --> 00:48:22,636
Hey, bro.
683
00:48:23,112 --> 00:48:25,910
There's some dude
in the house with them.
684
00:48:27,183 --> 00:48:28,707
Who the fuck is that dick?
685
00:48:28,918 --> 00:48:30,283
You have to be more assertive.
686
00:48:30,487 --> 00:48:31,647
You should've seen the rep
I met today.
687
00:48:31,855 --> 00:48:33,379
She was the most confident person
I've ever met...
688
00:48:33,590 --> 00:48:35,990
This has nothing to do
with confidence, okay?
689
00:48:36,192 --> 00:48:37,523
The script is not ready yet, okay?
690
00:48:37,727 --> 00:48:40,252
So I do not wanna show it to anybody
until I'm happy with it.
691
00:48:40,463 --> 00:48:43,990
- Somebody's a little tense.
- I am not tense, okay? I'm just...
692
00:48:44,501 --> 00:48:47,265
I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend
and my best friend...
693
00:48:47,470 --> 00:48:49,665
trying to tell me how to run
my business, okay?
694
00:48:49,873 --> 00:48:52,137
We heard some yelling,
so we came over.
695
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:55,742
- We were arguing about nothing.
- I'm Damien Radford.
696
00:48:55,945 --> 00:48:58,846
- Joe Santarella.
- Yeah, I'm Stanny.
697
00:48:59,082 --> 00:49:00,982
I'm renting the pool house
out to them.
698
00:49:01,184 --> 00:49:03,709
The pool hou?
You mean the cabana?
699
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,117
- Yeah, they just got into town.
- Cool.
700
00:49:07,323 --> 00:49:10,554
I was just getting ready to go
to bed, Damien. Good night.
701
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,228
Gosh, actually, me too.
702
00:49:14,731 --> 00:49:15,857
Hey, you guys play videogames?
703
00:49:16,065 --> 00:49:17,692
- No.
- Yeah.
704
00:49:18,835 --> 00:49:21,303
Don't mention anything
about your job here.
705
00:49:21,504 --> 00:49:23,301
Why not?
706
00:49:35,552 --> 00:49:37,816
This whole thing with the boys
is getting out of hand already.
707
00:49:38,021 --> 00:49:39,648
This has nothing to do
with Stanny and Joe.
708
00:49:39,856 --> 00:49:42,723
Well, I've got all kinds of people
tripping in and out of the house.
709
00:49:43,493 --> 00:49:45,654
- I'm talking about your career.
- And...
710
00:49:45,862 --> 00:49:47,955
let's not bring that up
in front of Damien, okay?
711
00:49:48,164 --> 00:49:52,100
Because I'm sick of him
needling me about my work.
712
00:49:52,302 --> 00:49:54,327
Okay. Sorry.
713
00:49:54,737 --> 00:49:56,466
But, you know, I...
714
00:49:56,739 --> 00:50:00,470
I was really nervous about opening
my store, but I didn't have a choice.
715
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,007
And I think sometimes I'm lucky
my family didn't have money...
716
00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:06,079
because I always had to put myself
out there. It's how I pay my bills.
717
00:50:06,282 --> 00:50:07,772
What're you getting at?
718
00:50:09,886 --> 00:50:12,582
I just think sometimes your back's
never up against the wall...
719
00:50:12,789 --> 00:50:15,189
so you never have to push hard
to move forward.
720
00:50:15,391 --> 00:50:16,380
Okay, and what about you?
721
00:50:16,593 --> 00:50:19,323
Isn't that rep supposed to be getting
your stuff into stores over the world?
722
00:50:19,796 --> 00:50:22,458
Yeah. But I can't afford to do that.
723
00:50:22,665 --> 00:50:25,156
And if I had money like you,
I would put up a show...
724
00:50:25,368 --> 00:50:27,427
and then I would have
backers to start manufacturing.
725
00:50:27,637 --> 00:50:30,299
Excuse me? What'd you mean
if you had money like me?
726
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,332
Exactly like I said. If I had money
to do the show, I would.
727
00:50:34,544 --> 00:50:37,638
I just think you need to be a little
more aggressive. That's all.
728
00:50:37,847 --> 00:50:40,247
Okay, I got it.
I've got money but no balls.
729
00:50:40,450 --> 00:50:43,908
You've got balls but no money.
Shut the light off on your way out.
730
00:50:53,229 --> 00:50:55,959
You almost got me there, sporty!
731
00:50:56,366 --> 00:50:59,164
"Sporty". That's funny.
732
00:51:01,437 --> 00:51:04,838
- How do you know the girls?
- Donna and I dated for like a year.
733
00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:08,033
But, yeah, I stay friends
with all my ex-girlfriends.
734
00:51:08,244 --> 00:51:09,905
It's like Zen Buddhism thing.
735
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,797
Make you a business offer?
736
00:51:34,737 --> 00:51:37,501
- Okay.
- Look...
737
00:51:38,941 --> 00:51:40,306
I invest in all kinds of things.
738
00:51:40,510 --> 00:51:42,876
Why don't I invest
in your putting on a show?
739
00:51:43,079 --> 00:51:46,071
You put on a big fashion show.
You have a blowout party and...
740
00:51:47,116 --> 00:51:48,606
you're the next Donna Karan.
741
00:51:52,522 --> 00:51:54,581
Donna, you've read me all wrong.
742
00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:57,385
I wasn't trying to hit you up
for a loan.
743
00:52:05,768 --> 00:52:07,759
I know you weren't.
744
00:52:10,306 --> 00:52:11,568
Look, Christi Ann,
your store does well...
745
00:52:11,774 --> 00:52:14,072
and if that rep knows
what she's talking about, then...
746
00:52:14,277 --> 00:52:17,303
it's not a favor.
It's a good investment.
747
00:52:21,684 --> 00:52:23,379
Are you serious?
748
00:52:25,354 --> 00:52:27,117
Okay.
749
00:52:27,323 --> 00:52:29,416
Yeah, let's do it.
750
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:31,492
But you have to promise me
you'll finish that script...
751
00:52:31,694 --> 00:52:34,322
and start sending it out.
No more excuses.
752
00:52:35,565 --> 00:52:38,398
- Okay.
- Okay.
753
00:52:41,137 --> 00:52:43,196
Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna
show my new men's clothes?
754
00:52:43,406 --> 00:52:45,067
I just started making these.
755
00:52:45,274 --> 00:52:46,935
- They look great to me.
- Thank you.
756
00:52:47,143 --> 00:52:50,510
Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz.
All the critics are gonna be there...
757
00:52:50,713 --> 00:52:52,305
mostly because of the celebrities.
758
00:52:52,515 --> 00:52:54,574
You know, I'm not sure
who I hate more frankly.
759
00:52:54,784 --> 00:52:59,380
Actually, no, that's not true. I hate
them all. But I do love this dress.
760
00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:02,118
Please tell me
you're sleeping with him.
761
00:53:03,059 --> 00:53:05,926
- No, he's just an employee.
- Put him on the runway.
762
00:53:06,195 --> 00:53:08,322
- Well, I don't know if I'm...
- No, you have to.
763
00:53:08,531 --> 00:53:09,657
It'll be a fun surprise.
764
00:53:09,866 --> 00:53:13,734
Think about it: hot new designer
puts warehouse boy on catwalk.
765
00:53:13,936 --> 00:53:18,430
It's brilliant. It's a tease.
Leave them wanting more. I gotta go.
766
00:53:21,911 --> 00:53:25,244
- This is the last box.
- Will you do me a favor?
767
00:53:25,982 --> 00:53:27,916
Will you try this on?
768
00:53:36,292 --> 00:53:41,025
I wish I was as confident as you look.
Will you model this for me?
769
00:53:44,033 --> 00:53:47,059
Yeah, sure. Why not?
770
00:53:47,670 --> 00:53:51,800
Thank God. I need as many pillars
of strength around me as possible.
771
00:53:52,008 --> 00:53:55,205
Christi Ann, this looks fine.
772
00:53:55,711 --> 00:53:58,805
Hey, come on now.
773
00:53:59,615 --> 00:54:02,482
This is all good.
It's exciting!
774
00:54:02,685 --> 00:54:05,245
Look, no matter what
the critical people say...
775
00:54:06,656 --> 00:54:09,181
might as well enjoy
what's going on.
776
00:54:10,259 --> 00:54:12,227
Come here.
777
00:54:32,815 --> 00:54:35,181
- You got brothers and sisters?
- Yeah.
778
00:54:36,986 --> 00:54:39,614
I mean, I got a brother
and I got a sister.
779
00:54:40,223 --> 00:54:44,717
- Older, younger?
- One's older, one's younger.
780
00:54:45,061 --> 00:54:46,688
Why do people always ask this?
I don't...
781
00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,796
Who cares about
somebody's brothers and sisters?
782
00:54:48,998 --> 00:54:52,934
- Do you talk to your parents a lot?
- No. We got an understanding.
783
00:54:53,369 --> 00:54:55,234
What kind of understanding?
784
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:59,138
I left when I was 17.
I gave them one of these.
785
00:55:00,977 --> 00:55:03,036
What's that?
What does that mean?
786
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:07,543
My mom and dad weren't
very bright people.
787
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:08,739
Which would've been okay
if they were nice...
788
00:55:08,951 --> 00:55:11,385
I mean, there's plenty of dumb
but sweet people in the world.
789
00:55:11,587 --> 00:55:15,421
But, I don't know, they were shitty
too. They were just mean people.
790
00:55:17,093 --> 00:55:20,153
- How were they mean?
- They just always said mean things.
791
00:55:20,363 --> 00:55:26,233
You know, told me I was a fucking liar
and a goddamned bullshiter.
792
00:55:26,836 --> 00:55:30,272
I go to a therapist. I've been going
for three years actually and...
793
00:55:30,473 --> 00:55:35,604
I've learned that you have to move on,
that you have to forgive them.
794
00:55:35,811 --> 00:55:37,676
Right, yeah.
795
00:55:38,648 --> 00:55:42,084
I mean, I forgive them. Like I say,
they weren't bright people.
796
00:55:42,285 --> 00:55:45,254
They had me.
They didn't abort me.
797
00:55:45,454 --> 00:55:49,220
I mean, they raised me, kind of
a fucked up way to do it, but...
798
00:55:49,425 --> 00:55:52,087
maybe them being so harsh
made me the way I am today...
799
00:55:52,295 --> 00:55:54,092
you know, like resilient?
800
00:55:55,965 --> 00:55:57,865
Gotta thank them for that, huh?
801
00:55:58,067 --> 00:56:01,400
Yeah, so whatever.
That's why I gave them one of these.
802
00:56:02,905 --> 00:56:04,896
'Cause what it means is...
803
00:56:05,207 --> 00:56:07,767
you did your best to love me.
I did my best to love you back.
804
00:56:07,977 --> 00:56:12,141
We just reached a point where
there's nothing left to say, so...
805
00:56:12,782 --> 00:56:16,582
...good luck.
- I like how you explain things.
806
00:56:18,354 --> 00:56:20,083
You ever thought about writing?
807
00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,392
- Me?
- Seriously.
808
00:56:24,593 --> 00:56:26,618
- Come on!
- Seriously.
809
00:56:27,596 --> 00:56:30,394
Seriously. You definitely
have a way with words.
810
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,026
I think you should write stuff
down, you know? Not to...
811
00:56:34,236 --> 00:56:37,364
not to be rich or famous
or anything, but to...
812
00:56:38,674 --> 00:56:40,665
to express yourself.
813
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,607
I'm gonna get you a notebook
and a pen. Just try it.
814
00:56:46,816 --> 00:56:48,579
Just jot stuff down.
815
00:56:49,919 --> 00:56:52,615
Okay, yeah.
816
00:56:59,261 --> 00:57:01,126
Good luck with the show.
We can't wait to see it.
817
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:03,491
Thank you.
See you on the front row!
818
00:57:03,699 --> 00:57:05,326
Thanks.
819
00:57:07,636 --> 00:57:10,127
"See you on the front row"?
How ass-kissy was that?
820
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:11,704
Honey, you don't even
need to be kissing her ass.
821
00:57:11,907 --> 00:57:15,070
She's just a manufacturer.
I gotta go.
822
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,512
- Thanks for coming.
- Sure.
823
00:57:26,722 --> 00:57:29,714
You know, I think you're
making me addicted to sex.
824
00:57:29,925 --> 00:57:31,290
Thanks.
825
00:57:32,628 --> 00:57:34,687
And, you know, I've never...
826
00:57:35,798 --> 00:57:39,165
given a blowjob to a guy in a car.
827
00:57:39,402 --> 00:57:42,894
I'm just gonna... I just wanna...
828
00:57:49,745 --> 00:57:53,181
You've gotten really good at that.
829
00:57:56,819 --> 00:57:58,912
When you're through with that can
you please call the silk place back...
830
00:57:59,121 --> 00:58:02,090
and tell them that you're
repped by me? They'll knock off 20/�.
831
00:58:15,671 --> 00:58:17,468
Where is everybody?
832
00:58:17,673 --> 00:58:19,504
Joe's helping out Christi Ann
at her store.
833
00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,905
Good. Did you get
any writing done today?
834
00:58:23,112 --> 00:58:26,479
- Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool.
- So what you writing about?
835
00:58:29,051 --> 00:58:31,713
Never mind.
Just keep getting it down on paper.
836
00:58:31,921 --> 00:58:33,252
Okay.
837
00:58:33,456 --> 00:58:36,186
Had the printer print up like
100 copies of my script today.
838
00:58:36,392 --> 00:58:38,121
Getting ready to send it out
to agents.
839
00:58:38,327 --> 00:58:40,158
- Great.
- Tell you what...
840
00:58:40,463 --> 00:58:44,695
when you're ready to take a break,
why don't you come inside?
841
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,993
Okay. I will.
842
01:00:08,717 --> 01:00:13,780
I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut
and you're the big strong man!
843
01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:16,082
That's right.
I'm not done fucking you.
844
01:00:16,292 --> 01:00:18,123
I'm gonna fuck you harder
and you're gonna like it.
845
01:00:18,327 --> 01:00:21,558
Oh, no, no!
846
01:00:23,732 --> 01:00:25,859
Don't punish me! Hey!
847
01:00:27,803 --> 01:00:31,899
- Baby, I can't do this anymore.
- Why? What's wrong?
848
01:00:32,107 --> 01:00:36,874
This... this whole routine
of me holding you down and...
849
01:00:37,246 --> 01:00:39,806
your begging me to stop...
850
01:00:40,649 --> 01:00:42,310
it's fucking weird, I don't know.
It's just...
851
01:00:42,518 --> 01:00:46,079
Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine
every day for the past three weeks.
852
01:00:46,288 --> 01:00:49,917
I know. Look, at first I did.
It's just lately...
853
01:00:51,026 --> 01:00:54,189
It's 'cause I care about you,
and I don't wanna do that...
854
01:00:54,396 --> 01:00:57,797
...to somebody I care about.
- Look, we're just playing. Come on.
855
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,592
I mean, we're just...
856
01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:02,564
Why are we even having
this conversation?
857
01:01:02,771 --> 01:01:04,033
You have a simple job, Stanny.
858
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,708
Are you telling me that you can't
fulfill it? Because, you know what?
859
01:01:06,909 --> 01:01:09,673
There are a lot of guys in this city
that would be more than happy...
860
01:01:09,878 --> 01:01:12,039
to do this without complaining.
861
01:01:14,717 --> 01:01:16,548
Are you fucking kidding me?
862
01:01:17,686 --> 01:01:19,916
Is that all that I am to you?
863
01:01:21,423 --> 01:01:25,416
I think you'd better
take the blindfold off now.
864
01:01:37,473 --> 01:01:39,771
I'm such a fucking idiot.
865
01:01:40,009 --> 01:01:42,170
I'm an asshole.
866
01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:45,641
I mean, I was like ready to tell...
867
01:01:45,848 --> 01:01:47,281
What?
868
01:01:51,754 --> 01:01:54,723
I think I'm falling
in love with you.
869
01:02:03,966 --> 01:02:06,730
Okay. Can you untie me, please?
870
01:02:41,804 --> 01:02:43,999
I think you and Joe
need to move out.
871
01:02:56,585 --> 01:02:58,644
Joe, get up. We gotta go.
872
01:03:00,789 --> 01:03:02,814
Seriously. I'm not fucking
around, man. Pack your shit.
873
01:03:03,025 --> 01:03:05,357
Stanny, what did you do?
874
01:03:05,561 --> 01:03:08,962
I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped
being shitty. Figure that one out.
875
01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:12,031
Come on, we got a pretty good deal
going on here, man.
876
01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:14,964
How long did you think this was
gonna last, you know, seriously?
877
01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,728
Okay, it's been a fun month
or two, but...
878
01:03:16,939 --> 01:03:19,806
we milked this for as much
as we could. The milk's gone sour.
879
01:03:38,594 --> 01:03:41,893
What did you?
Joe, what the hell's going on?
880
01:03:42,097 --> 01:03:43,655
- We're leaving.
- Hold on!
881
01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:47,302
- Did you get in a fight with Donna?
- What the fuck you think?
882
01:03:47,503 --> 01:03:50,995
I guess we're gonna go and try
and find our own place.
883
01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:53,572
No, I don't want you to go.
I don't want either one of you to go.
884
01:03:53,776 --> 01:03:54,936
Well, you don't always get
what you want.
885
01:03:55,144 --> 01:03:57,510
- Take care.
- Wait! Wait!
886
01:03:57,713 --> 01:04:00,273
Hold on one minute!
887
01:04:00,949 --> 01:04:02,814
Hold on.
888
01:04:09,391 --> 01:04:13,054
- Donna, what's going on?
- I guess they're leaving.
889
01:04:13,262 --> 01:04:14,354
And you're just gonna sit there?
890
01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:16,758
Yeah,
what am I supposed to be doing?
891
01:04:17,099 --> 01:04:19,499
What happened?
892
01:04:19,701 --> 01:04:21,931
It was just getting too...
893
01:04:22,604 --> 01:04:25,437
...I don't know, too weird.
- Too weird?
894
01:04:25,641 --> 01:04:28,667
Why is it that every time you like
a guy things get too weird?
895
01:04:28,877 --> 01:04:31,607
- Who says I like the guy?
- You're full of shit.
896
01:04:31,814 --> 01:04:34,146
And I don't have time to sit here
and listen to you lie to yourself...
897
01:04:34,349 --> 01:04:37,284
because they're leaving!
What do you wanna do?
898
01:04:38,387 --> 01:04:41,413
- Well, Joe doesn't have to go.
- Joe goes wherever Stanny goes!
899
01:04:41,623 --> 01:04:45,150
And I'm not about to let him do that
because you got this thing about...
900
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,486
What? This thing about what?
901
01:04:46,695 --> 01:04:48,595
I don't know,
but you've got this thing!
902
01:04:49,031 --> 01:04:50,430
And...
903
01:04:52,234 --> 01:04:55,965
if you look at me and tell me
that you don't like the guy...
904
01:04:56,405 --> 01:05:00,466
fine, I'll say goodbye
to both of them.
905
01:05:06,548 --> 01:05:08,982
Tell me what happened.
906
01:05:10,486 --> 01:05:14,388
He said he thought
he was falling in love with me.
907
01:05:15,557 --> 01:05:18,651
Okay. Well...
908
01:05:19,127 --> 01:05:23,223
the guy who loves you
is walking out the door right now.
909
01:05:23,565 --> 01:05:26,363
Is that what you want?
910
01:05:30,906 --> 01:05:32,897
Let's get out of here.
This is friggin' humiliating.
911
01:05:33,108 --> 01:05:36,566
She asked us to wait a minute,
so we're gonna wait.
912
01:05:37,012 --> 01:05:40,778
- It's been over a minute. Let's go.
- It's an expression, Stanny.
913
01:05:40,983 --> 01:05:43,315
Okay? It's like "hold on a sec".
It's more than a second.
914
01:05:43,519 --> 01:05:45,987
Okay, it's a stupid fucking
expression then.
915
01:05:53,495 --> 01:05:54,985
Just...
916
01:05:55,264 --> 01:05:57,698
don't ask me to say it to you
'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry.
917
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:04,328
- I just can't say it to you.
- Just... just let me love you.
918
01:06:47,149 --> 01:06:49,709
I was close.
919
01:06:50,385 --> 01:06:52,717
It's alright.
920
01:06:52,921 --> 01:06:57,119
I'm sorry. My mind's just
on the fashion show.
921
01:06:57,826 --> 01:07:00,852
Don't be sorry.
922
01:07:01,396 --> 01:07:05,992
Joe, how come you never
slept in my bed?
923
01:07:08,337 --> 01:07:11,534
You never asked me to.
924
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:16,109
Well, will you sleep here with me?
I mean...
925
01:07:17,412 --> 01:07:22,179
just for the next two nights
until the fashion show.
926
01:07:25,153 --> 01:07:26,848
Well...
927
01:07:27,656 --> 01:07:29,783
sure, girl.
928
01:07:30,892 --> 01:07:33,520
Be happy to.
929
01:07:50,979 --> 01:07:54,437
- What about the cuteness?
- What about the dumbness?
930
01:07:54,650 --> 01:07:56,709
- You're dumb.
- No, you're dumb.
931
01:07:56,918 --> 01:08:01,480
- What about the sweetness?
- Guys, do it in private! Jeez!
932
01:08:01,690 --> 01:08:02,679
You guys, really.
933
01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:04,756
Why don't you just
give each other hickies?
934
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,860
You have rug burns on your elbows.
935
01:08:07,062 --> 01:08:09,257
You broke your nails
scratching his back!
936
01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:10,988
I chipped my tooth last week...
937
01:08:11,199 --> 01:08:12,325
'cause we were doing it
doggy style...
938
01:08:12,534 --> 01:08:16,937
and she friggin' jerks her head
back right into my jaw. You did!
939
01:08:17,139 --> 01:08:20,370
My God, Christi Ann!
Remember back in college...
940
01:08:20,575 --> 01:08:23,066
when I was giving a blowjob
to that guy...
941
01:08:23,278 --> 01:08:24,711
that would not take the beret off?
942
01:08:24,913 --> 01:08:27,780
My God. the bathroom is in-between
our two bedrooms...
943
01:08:27,983 --> 01:08:29,541
which is right next to this
little tiny living room.
944
01:08:29,751 --> 01:08:31,548
So I'm ready
to come out and spit...
945
01:08:31,753 --> 01:08:34,916
and there's like ten people
in the goddamned living room.
946
01:08:35,123 --> 01:08:39,059
So I come out and my mouth's like
this 'caused it's all full of his cum.
947
01:08:39,261 --> 01:08:41,821
And I come out and
everybody starts laughing.
948
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:43,725
And then I start to laugh...
949
01:08:43,932 --> 01:08:45,627
and then everyone's jumping back
out of the way...
950
01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:48,769
'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna
spit up right there on the carpet.
951
01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:52,269
So I got running into the bathroom
and I spit out and...
952
01:08:52,574 --> 01:08:54,872
I get a standing ovation.
953
01:08:55,977 --> 01:08:58,673
That's disgusting. Ew!
954
01:09:06,455 --> 01:09:08,480
Honey, you know
what I was just thinking?
955
01:09:08,690 --> 01:09:11,989
- How adorable you are?
- No, I think pretty highly on myself...
956
01:09:12,194 --> 01:09:14,219
but I ain't best described
as adorable.
957
01:09:14,429 --> 01:09:16,294
No, I was thinking about
how we first met and all.
958
01:09:16,498 --> 01:09:17,590
It's funny, I used to be
so choosey.
959
01:09:17,799 --> 01:09:20,825
Like every girl I dates
had to have a perfect ass.
960
01:09:21,036 --> 01:09:22,298
Joe and I used to argue
about it all the time.
961
01:09:22,504 --> 01:09:24,665
If the girl had like
a big square man ass...
962
01:09:24,873 --> 01:09:27,467
forget it. I couldn't do it.
And it's funny when I met you...
963
01:09:27,676 --> 01:09:31,134
I was like, "This chick is hot-looking,
but what does her ass look like?
964
01:09:31,346 --> 01:09:32,836
So we get naked
and we start fucking...
965
01:09:33,048 --> 01:09:35,516
And I'm like,
"Wow, this chick has a big ass!
966
01:09:35,717 --> 01:09:39,244
But I'm diggin' it. It's great."
It's like you converted me.
967
01:09:39,454 --> 01:09:43,390
Now I'm like all the black and Puerto
Rican guys I used to give shit to...
968
01:09:43,592 --> 01:09:47,722
'cause they always went for the
big booty. I love big asses now.
969
01:09:47,929 --> 01:09:50,796
It's weird how like your taste
could change like that.
970
01:09:52,634 --> 01:09:54,795
How about how adorable you are?
971
01:09:55,003 --> 01:09:57,062
Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot
believe you just told me I was fat.
972
01:09:57,272 --> 01:09:58,261
I didn't say you were fat!
973
01:09:58,473 --> 01:10:01,465
I said I love you no matter
what your body looks like.
974
01:10:03,445 --> 01:10:06,505
Another sacrifice to the beer gods.
975
01:10:10,819 --> 01:10:13,583
Man, Donna's making me insane.
976
01:10:14,823 --> 01:10:18,816
Yep. Well, you're in love with her.
977
01:10:19,027 --> 01:10:22,758
Yeah. Still, she's got
some mental problems.
978
01:10:23,265 --> 01:10:25,699
Women just have
more emotions than we do.
979
01:10:25,901 --> 01:10:29,200
And they don't think of all the things
they're thinking as mental problems.
980
01:10:29,404 --> 01:10:31,338
That's just their
daily way of thinking.
981
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:35,738
And he repeats himself. I think
he's borderline schizophrenic.
982
01:10:36,378 --> 01:10:39,643
We argue and I explain to him
how he's being ridiculous.
983
01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:40,837
He admits it.
984
01:10:41,049 --> 01:10:43,517
He apologizes for it and then he does
it again the very next day!
985
01:10:43,718 --> 01:10:44,707
Well, what're you arguing about?
986
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,217
It just depends on what
you're fighting about.
987
01:10:46,421 --> 01:10:49,185
It has nothing to do
with what you were fighting about.
988
01:10:49,391 --> 01:10:51,382
She always gives me this
psycho-friggin'-logical bullshit...
989
01:10:51,593 --> 01:10:53,151
I ain't in touch with my feelings.
990
01:10:53,461 --> 01:10:56,123
After about an hour of yelling, I just
say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right".
991
01:10:56,331 --> 01:10:58,856
And then the next day we have the
same argument like a bad rerun!
992
01:10:59,067 --> 01:11:01,763
You're lucky.
Joe seems a lot more sensitive.
993
01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:04,200
- He tries.
- Yeah, he tries.
994
01:11:04,406 --> 01:11:06,931
Bro, just make it look like
you're trying. Don't say nothing.
995
01:11:07,142 --> 01:11:10,771
At most just say, "I wish
I was more aware like you guys.
996
01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:14,881
- But I'm still learning".
- He says that? That is so sweet!
997
01:11:15,684 --> 01:11:18,744
And Stanny can be so great.
I mean, he really can.
998
01:11:18,954 --> 01:11:24,290
And that's why it kills me
to get rejected like that.
999
01:11:24,492 --> 01:11:27,086
What does she expect me to say?
I feel like saying to her...
1000
01:11:27,462 --> 01:11:30,454
"All those years shoveling concrete
I had a lot of shitty days.
1001
01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:33,361
Would've been really nice to just
lay on a couch on a doctor's office...
1002
01:11:33,568 --> 01:11:35,900
and talk about my feelings".
It ain't fair!
1003
01:11:36,104 --> 01:11:38,595
I worked so hard
to get to this point.
1004
01:11:38,807 --> 01:11:40,934
My therapist is so proud
of my progress.
1005
01:11:41,142 --> 01:11:43,167
But this whole relationship
is putting me in a tailspin.
1006
01:11:43,378 --> 01:11:45,608
You're not thinking of breaking up
with him, are you?
1007
01:11:45,814 --> 01:11:50,012
No! Well, thinking about it
but no, I mean...
1008
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:52,743
we've come this far and
we should try and get through this.
1009
01:11:52,954 --> 01:11:54,945
You ever cry in front of her?
1010
01:11:55,257 --> 01:11:56,747
No.
1011
01:11:57,959 --> 01:12:00,325
You don't cry ever, do you?
1012
01:12:00,662 --> 01:12:02,527
No.
1013
01:12:08,069 --> 01:12:10,333
You ever cry in front of Donna?
1014
01:12:12,407 --> 01:12:14,432
Yeah, I suppose. This once.
1015
01:12:15,343 --> 01:12:16,970
And he cries.
1016
01:12:17,178 --> 01:12:19,339
- Really?
- He cries a lot, actually.
1017
01:12:19,547 --> 01:12:21,071
And more and more lately.
1018
01:12:21,783 --> 01:12:23,842
Joe doesn't cry
in front of you, huh?
1019
01:12:24,452 --> 01:12:26,613
Well, no.
1020
01:12:26,821 --> 01:12:31,258
Just take it in a notch, Stanny.
I know you, man, you don't let shit go.
1021
01:12:31,559 --> 01:12:34,119
- This chick could turn on you.
- No.
1022
01:12:34,362 --> 01:12:37,388
You kidding me?
This chick is crazy about me.
1023
01:12:38,166 --> 01:12:39,497
You really love her, don't you?
1024
01:12:41,937 --> 01:12:44,667
Joe, I never loved nothing
like I love that girl.
1025
01:12:44,873 --> 01:12:50,140
Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type
of guy who grows on you.
1026
01:12:50,345 --> 01:12:51,573
He's somebody you
fall in love with slowly.
1027
01:12:51,947 --> 01:12:52,936
Love him like a friend.
1028
01:12:53,148 --> 01:12:54,479
You don't say "I love you"
to each other?
1029
01:12:54,683 --> 01:12:56,708
- No! You don't say that to friends.
- Yes, you do. We do.
1030
01:12:56,918 --> 01:12:59,216
- I mean, you know I love you.
- I love you too!
1031
01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:02,447
- But guys don't say that as friends.
- You're right.
1032
01:13:02,657 --> 01:13:06,218
- Joe, I fucking love you, man.
- I love you too, bro.
1033
01:13:23,778 --> 01:13:25,939
Christi Ann...
1034
01:13:26,481 --> 01:13:29,245
you gotta relax.
1035
01:13:30,218 --> 01:13:33,551
I want you to know something, okay?
1036
01:13:34,422 --> 01:13:37,152
Sex isn't about...
1037
01:13:37,692 --> 01:13:39,887
talking dirty or...
1038
01:13:40,095 --> 01:13:42,928
some silly new position.
1039
01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:46,926
It's about trust.
1040
01:13:48,436 --> 01:13:50,768
Do you trust me?
1041
01:13:55,010 --> 01:13:56,739
It's tender...
1042
01:13:58,113 --> 01:13:59,774
soft.
1043
01:14:01,016 --> 01:14:03,780
I'm gonna kiss you delicately.
1044
01:14:04,219 --> 01:14:08,383
If it makes sense, give it back.
1045
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,939
This is going to be a great show.
1046
01:15:41,049 --> 01:15:42,880
Yeah, it is.
1047
01:16:42,043 --> 01:16:45,240
- You're amazing. Okay.
- Thank you.
1048
01:16:46,314 --> 01:16:48,009
This is insane!
1049
01:16:54,055 --> 01:16:55,147
I think you're gonna get backers.
1050
01:16:55,356 --> 01:16:57,881
I've gotten so many cards
I can't even keep track!
1051
01:16:58,092 --> 01:16:59,559
That's awesome.
1052
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:03,463
- Do you know that guy over there?
- Mark.
1053
01:17:03,831 --> 01:17:07,426
He's like, "Come to Europe.
You know...
1054
01:17:07,702 --> 01:17:10,102
the fashion season's
just starting".
1055
01:17:10,305 --> 01:17:14,241
Like, he told me I could be making
a couple grand a day just doing this.
1056
01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:17,705
- Is he like for real or what?
- Well, he owns a modeling agency.
1057
01:17:17,912 --> 01:17:20,676
- He's for real.
- It was nice for him to say it and all...
1058
01:17:20,882 --> 01:17:22,747
but I don't know if he meant it,
you know?
1059
01:17:22,951 --> 01:17:27,285
Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur.
He's an editor from Vogue Magazine.
1060
01:17:27,488 --> 01:17:30,821
Love your show, very elegant.
1061
01:17:48,943 --> 01:17:50,410
Nikki, you don't care about fashion.
1062
01:17:50,612 --> 01:17:51,909
You're just here for the
party afterwards.
1063
01:17:52,113 --> 01:17:53,580
How can you blame me?
You always seem to have...
1064
01:17:53,781 --> 01:17:55,806
the most entertaining guests.
1065
01:17:56,017 --> 01:17:57,416
I'm sure he's already
told you ladies...
1066
01:17:57,619 --> 01:17:59,917
but Nikki sold his first
screenplay last year.
1067
01:18:00,121 --> 01:18:01,884
And now he's in production
on his next film.
1068
01:18:02,090 --> 01:18:03,114
Congratulations.
1069
01:18:03,324 --> 01:18:04,313
Of course when I sell
one of my scripts...
1070
01:18:04,525 --> 01:18:07,858
I'm gonna have to surround myself
with a bevy of beautiful men...
1071
01:18:08,062 --> 01:18:11,293
which I'll have to secretly blow
because I have a boyfriend.
1072
01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:12,927
You know...
1073
01:18:13,134 --> 01:18:16,626
you always have to talk about cock
and fucking and it's really disgusting.
1074
01:18:18,306 --> 01:18:20,069
Excuse us.
1075
01:18:23,645 --> 01:18:27,445
I am trying to host a party here
so back the fuck off.
1076
01:18:27,649 --> 01:18:29,412
Okay, can you not
embarrass me, please?
1077
01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:30,743
Can not talk like that
in front of me?
1078
01:18:30,952 --> 01:18:32,579
Stop smoking that thing in my face.
1079
01:18:32,787 --> 01:18:35,517
I smoke wherever I want.
How do you like that?
1080
01:18:35,723 --> 01:18:37,953
You're drunk.
You're such an ass.
1081
01:18:52,807 --> 01:18:56,368
- Stanny, you won't believe this shit.
- I've figured it out. Relationships...
1082
01:18:56,577 --> 01:18:59,705
it's all about control. If you're
in control you don't get hurt.
1083
01:18:59,914 --> 01:19:00,903
'Cause everyone's afraid
of getting hurt.
1084
01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:02,810
I gotta tell you what this guy
was saying to me.
1085
01:19:03,017 --> 01:19:04,678
You know what?
These girls, they just own us.
1086
01:19:04,886 --> 01:19:06,251
It was never about sex.
It was about...
1087
01:19:06,454 --> 01:19:08,888
being able to give us shit
and we couldn't give shit back.
1088
01:19:09,090 --> 01:19:11,957
I know Donna can be shitty
at times but Christi Ann...
1089
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,286
Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it.
1090
01:19:13,494 --> 01:19:16,622
You don't even realize you got
a leash around your neck.
1091
01:19:19,233 --> 01:19:21,633
You know what?
You ain't always right, Stanny.
1092
01:19:22,170 --> 01:19:25,697
You ain't always right about shit
and you're wrong about that girl.
1093
01:19:25,907 --> 01:19:28,899
Yeah, right. You're falling all over
these phony who wants to be...
1094
01:19:29,110 --> 01:19:32,341
...a high-class designer.
- Why do always do this?
1095
01:19:32,547 --> 01:19:34,777
Why is that every time
I like a girl...
1096
01:19:34,982 --> 01:19:37,280
you say she's no good
'cause of something?
1097
01:19:38,052 --> 01:19:41,419
You say it like she's trying
to split you and me up or something.
1098
01:19:41,823 --> 01:19:43,290
You know what?
1099
01:19:43,491 --> 01:19:46,187
- I think it's the other way around.
- You really think...
1100
01:19:46,494 --> 01:19:49,190
that that girl
considers you her equal?
1101
01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:51,722
Brother, that girl considers
herself above you.
1102
01:19:55,770 --> 01:19:58,933
I'm just saving you
from a painful fall!
1103
01:19:59,407 --> 01:20:03,138
My girlfriend's got me buying
every goddamned thing here.
1104
01:20:03,344 --> 01:20:05,039
That's wonderful! Or maybe not.
1105
01:20:05,246 --> 01:20:06,838
I wouldn't be here
if it weren't for her.
1106
01:20:07,048 --> 01:20:09,209
I'm blowing cash
on that dress, this skirt...
1107
01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:10,543
Don't even listen to him.
1108
01:20:10,752 --> 01:20:13,084
- He can afford it. He's a lawyer.
- Lawyer my ass.
1109
01:20:13,287 --> 01:20:17,314
She's got one hand in my pants,
one hand in my goddamned wallet.
1110
01:20:17,525 --> 01:20:20,187
- Your illustrious model.
- He's not really a model.
1111
01:20:20,395 --> 01:20:23,421
He's actually my personal cabana boy.
1112
01:20:24,899 --> 01:20:26,730
Come with me right now.
1113
01:20:32,373 --> 01:20:35,809
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Great. Okay, talk to you later.
1114
01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:38,177
Don't be showing up
at my girlfriend's house.
1115
01:20:38,379 --> 01:20:39,846
You guys are boyfriend
and girlfriend now?
1116
01:20:40,047 --> 01:20:41,036
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
1117
01:20:41,249 --> 01:20:43,877
So maybe you don't need
to be stopping by here anymore.
1118
01:20:44,085 --> 01:20:45,712
Christi Ann invited me.
1119
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,252
You wanna push it?
We'll settle this old school.
1120
01:20:48,456 --> 01:20:50,117
What? We're gonna break dance?
1121
01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:53,488
Look, shit. I forgot
to tell you about him.
1122
01:20:53,694 --> 01:20:55,457
Tell him about me what?
I'm standing right fucking here.
1123
01:20:55,663 --> 01:20:57,187
Don't talk about me like
I'm a piece of friggin' wood.
1124
01:20:57,398 --> 01:20:58,387
Easy, fella, you don't gotta...
1125
01:20:58,599 --> 01:21:00,396
"Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking
horse to you?
1126
01:21:00,601 --> 01:21:03,001
Do I have fucking hooves?
Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me!
1127
01:21:03,204 --> 01:21:04,933
Did you say the word "fuck"
enough in that sentence?
1128
01:21:05,139 --> 01:21:07,664
No, let me add a few more.
Fuck you. And fuck you too!
1129
01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:09,399
Let's just all cool out.
1130
01:21:09,844 --> 01:21:11,311
- Stanny!
- Wanna try to grab me again, fucker?
1131
01:21:11,512 --> 01:21:13,605
- Easy, fella, just...
- Quit saying "easy fella" to me!
1132
01:21:13,815 --> 01:21:15,282
- Just chill the fuck out!
- Stanny!
1133
01:21:15,650 --> 01:21:18,676
- Don't you lay a hand on me!
- I'm not gonna lay a hand on you.
1134
01:21:18,886 --> 01:21:19,875
Didn't even lay a hand on him.
1135
01:21:20,087 --> 01:21:21,145
I knocked him on his ass
with my elbow.
1136
01:21:21,355 --> 01:21:24,620
Stanny, get in the goddamned house.
And, Damien, you can go!
1137
01:21:26,527 --> 01:21:28,654
- I hope you're proud of yourself.
- I hope you're proud of yourself...
1138
01:21:28,863 --> 01:21:31,593
using that stupid fuck
to get a reaction out of me.
1139
01:21:31,799 --> 01:21:35,030
Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself.
At least you're fooling somebody.
1140
01:21:40,908 --> 01:21:46,505
- Joe, I'm gonna cum...
- You motherfuckin' shit!
1141
01:21:56,123 --> 01:21:58,250
Thank you, Joe.
1142
01:21:58,459 --> 01:22:02,327
Was that good?
Was that good, Joe?
1143
01:22:04,298 --> 01:22:07,392
Do you want me to get you a towel?
1144
01:22:42,236 --> 01:22:45,535
Just fucking listen to me, alright?
You realize what you do to me?
1145
01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:50,074
You insist that I throw you down
and treat you like a cheap whore...
1146
01:22:50,278 --> 01:22:51,336
'cause it's the only way
you can get off.
1147
01:22:51,546 --> 01:22:54,276
Then in daily life if I show
any form of aggression...
1148
01:22:54,482 --> 01:22:57,918
or jealousy, you freak the fuck out.
Do you know how confusing it is...
1149
01:22:58,119 --> 01:23:00,485
...to be in a relationship with you?
- What we do in the bedroom...
1150
01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:03,156
and what we do in our relationship
out in the real world...
1151
01:23:03,357 --> 01:23:04,881
those are two goddamned
different things, Stanny.
1152
01:23:05,092 --> 01:23:08,789
So just as long as we do everything
the way you want on your terms...
1153
01:23:08,996 --> 01:23:10,395
then we'll be fine.
1154
01:23:10,598 --> 01:23:12,828
Why do you have to be
so combative with me?
1155
01:23:13,034 --> 01:23:16,902
I'm not the combative one, okay?
This is what you do. It's not funny.
1156
01:23:17,104 --> 01:23:19,629
You pick fights with me and then
you yell at me for fighting!
1157
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:22,536
I'm not the one who's fucking
yelling here, okay, buddy?
1158
01:23:22,743 --> 01:23:24,142
You instigate me to do shit.
1159
01:23:24,345 --> 01:23:27,041
Then when I do you get to point out
how fucked up I am.
1160
01:23:27,248 --> 01:23:30,911
'Cause you're so pathetically afraid
I might realize how fucked up you are.
1161
01:23:31,118 --> 01:23:33,780
Oh, I'm the fucked up one?
I'm the fucked up one?
1162
01:23:33,988 --> 01:23:37,788
Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down
and call you a whore for you to cum...
1163
01:23:37,992 --> 01:23:39,687
and you say I got self-esteem issues?
1164
01:23:39,894 --> 01:23:42,021
You know what?
Fuck this and fuck you...
1165
01:23:42,229 --> 01:23:45,596
because I am not gonna do this
with you, fucking asshole!
1166
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:49,292
- I am through!
- Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby.
1167
01:23:49,503 --> 01:23:53,064
It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause
I'm done back-peddling just so...
1168
01:23:53,274 --> 01:23:56,675
I don't notice what a goddamned
psycho you are. You're a head case.
1169
01:23:56,877 --> 01:23:59,437
I am not the fucked up one.
I am not the psycho, okay?
1170
01:23:59,647 --> 01:24:03,777
I'm not the one that's hit people.
You should be in goddamned therapy!
1171
01:24:03,985 --> 01:24:05,976
You're the one who's fucked up,
just like your goddamned parents.
1172
01:24:06,187 --> 01:24:08,417
- You're just like them!
- Well, I don't have the luxury...
1173
01:24:08,623 --> 01:24:13,526
of your rich parents to pay for
your goddamned therapist, alright?
1174
01:24:13,728 --> 01:24:16,390
And you know what? All that
money you waste on that bullshit...
1175
01:24:16,597 --> 01:24:20,727
I'll solve your problem right now
in three words: eat less food!
1176
01:24:29,844 --> 01:24:34,372
You're a fucking asshole,
you know what?
1177
01:24:35,616 --> 01:24:37,846
You're a fucking asshole.
1178
01:24:38,319 --> 01:24:41,846
And I loved you. I did.
I loved you.
1179
01:24:42,189 --> 01:24:46,285
I don't know why. I don't know
why I did! I was stupid!
1180
01:24:46,494 --> 01:24:51,124
I was really dumb! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry I did this to us!
1181
01:24:51,332 --> 01:24:55,132
I did it and I'm sorry!
You gotta go!
1182
01:25:24,065 --> 01:25:26,898
- Here we go again.
- No, it's for real this time, bro.
1183
01:25:27,902 --> 01:25:31,201
- What happened?
- I stopped thinking with my dick.
1184
01:25:31,806 --> 01:25:34,240
No, I take that back.
I stopped thinking with my wallet.
1185
01:25:34,442 --> 01:25:36,967
You think if I had a job I'd be putting
up with that bullshit?
1186
01:25:37,178 --> 01:25:38,645
I just wanted to sleep late.
1187
01:25:38,846 --> 01:25:41,508
I've been working hard my whole life
and I wanted a break.
1188
01:25:41,716 --> 01:25:44,981
We got a break.
Now what?
1189
01:25:45,319 --> 01:25:49,415
Now what? I'll get myself
a job tending bar at night...
1190
01:25:49,724 --> 01:25:51,715
write during the day...
1191
01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:54,186
I'm gonna be a starving artist.
1192
01:25:54,395 --> 01:25:57,296
Look, you don't gotta come
with me, alright? Stay here.
1193
01:25:57,498 --> 01:25:59,193
This works for you.
Doesn't work for me.
1194
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,095
Stanny, just calm down.
1195
01:26:01,302 --> 01:26:04,533
Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel
different about it in the morning.
1196
01:26:04,739 --> 01:26:06,832
I ain't gonna feel any different
about it tomorrow, Joe.
1197
01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:09,509
Where the fuck are you
gonna go at three a. m?
1198
01:26:21,856 --> 01:26:24,154
Bro, just go back to the party.
1199
01:26:24,825 --> 01:26:27,419
Go have fun, alright?
1200
01:26:27,628 --> 01:26:30,290
Don't worry about me.
1201
01:26:34,401 --> 01:26:37,893
Just try and get
some sleep, alright?
1202
01:27:22,983 --> 01:27:24,473
So...
1203
01:27:25,085 --> 01:27:28,953
I think I'm gonna take
that guy up on that offer.
1204
01:27:29,156 --> 01:27:30,646
What guy?
1205
01:27:31,392 --> 01:27:33,292
That agent guy. He...
1206
01:27:33,994 --> 01:27:36,189
said he'd get me a plane ticket
and that his...
1207
01:27:36,397 --> 01:27:38,422
agency has some sort
of a deal with a...
1208
01:27:38,632 --> 01:27:43,228
hotel in... Milan.
It's in Europe.
1209
01:27:48,475 --> 01:27:50,568
I leave tomorrow.
1210
01:27:52,146 --> 01:27:57,243
- The fashion season starts soon so...
- I know when the season starts.
1211
01:28:00,087 --> 01:28:04,023
It's kinda cool though, right?
I mean, never been to Europe.
1212
01:28:04,692 --> 01:28:07,422
Shit, I've never been anywhere.
1213
01:28:11,465 --> 01:28:14,298
How am I ever gonna
repay you for this?
1214
01:28:19,673 --> 01:28:22,699
I think it's a great opportunity.
1215
01:28:28,148 --> 01:28:30,173
- Christi Ann.
- Hi!
1216
01:28:30,384 --> 01:28:33,046
- Hi. These are my friends. Justin.
- Justin.
1217
01:28:33,254 --> 01:28:35,552
- And this is Carlos.
- Hi. How you doing?
1218
01:28:35,756 --> 01:28:37,883
- Thanks for the invitation...
- Yeah.
1219
01:28:38,459 --> 01:28:43,294
...for your party.
- It was fantastic. The show...
1220
01:29:26,373 --> 01:29:31,538
- So you'll be back in four months?
- Yeah, when the season ends.
1221
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:35,571
Well, good luck.
1222
01:29:37,351 --> 01:29:40,149
You too.
1223
01:29:55,936 --> 01:29:59,428
Well, at least your show
was a big hit.
1224
01:30:07,815 --> 01:30:09,942
And to think I didn't want to go
to California with you.
1225
01:30:10,150 --> 01:30:14,280
- Wherever we go, we go together.
- Yeah.
1226
01:30:14,488 --> 01:30:17,548
This is gonna be a tough act
to follow, though.
1227
01:30:18,459 --> 01:30:21,917
But I bet there's all kinds of
different countries and shit in Europe.
1228
01:30:23,831 --> 01:30:26,026
Man, my best friend's gonna be
a friggin' supermodel.
1229
01:30:26,233 --> 01:30:28,531
We're gonna be balls deep
in ass over there.
1230
01:30:30,904 --> 01:30:32,269
Wow...
1231
01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:36,603
...what a summer.
- Tell me about it.
1232
01:30:39,079 --> 01:30:41,172
Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot.
1233
01:30:43,350 --> 01:30:47,480
I'm sorry that it didn't work out
with Stanny.
1234
01:30:48,355 --> 01:30:51,347
Yeah. I'm sorry too.
1235
01:30:53,527 --> 01:30:56,189
Guess it's just
you and me again, kiddo.
1236
01:31:01,301 --> 01:31:03,132
They sure were funny.
1237
01:31:06,974 --> 01:31:09,067
Yeah.
1238
01:31:09,743 --> 01:31:12,143
You said we'd look back
on this and laugh.
1239
01:31:18,052 --> 01:31:19,917
We're crazy, aren't we?
1240
01:31:20,821 --> 01:31:25,622
Yeah.
But we're damned great at it.
1241
01:31:37,604 --> 01:31:39,595
My God!
1242
01:31:45,512 --> 01:31:49,949
- You're gonna miss her, ain't you?
- You're gonna miss Christi Ann?
1243
01:31:51,919 --> 01:31:53,352
Joe...
1244
01:31:54,555 --> 01:31:56,819
look, I'm starting
to like this LA thing...
1245
01:31:57,024 --> 01:31:59,492
like writing movies and...
1246
01:32:00,961 --> 01:32:03,122
I don't know if I'd like Europe
all that much.
1247
01:32:04,364 --> 01:32:09,495
- Bro, you gotta come with me.
- No. This writing thing, I gotta do it.
1248
01:32:09,703 --> 01:32:12,035
Well, I don't wanna go
over there all by myself.
1249
01:32:12,539 --> 01:32:16,236
I don't think you really want
to go there in the first place.
1250
01:32:16,610 --> 01:32:19,807
Look, I gotta leave that house,
but you don't.
1251
01:32:21,448 --> 01:32:25,942
And what I said about you and
Christi Ann last night, I was wrong.
1252
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:31,714
I mean, thank God girls bitch at us:
make you dress better, motivate you.
1253
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:38,361
I ain't the expert on relationships
obviously, but I know this:
1254
01:32:39,199 --> 01:32:40,928
you don't wanna leave your girl.
1255
01:32:44,638 --> 01:32:48,870
- Did you love Donna?
- Despite how much I hated her...
1256
01:32:49,409 --> 01:32:51,138
I always will.
1257
01:32:55,349 --> 01:32:56,976
You think I'm in love?
1258
01:32:59,453 --> 01:33:01,921
Do you think you are?
1259
01:33:25,913 --> 01:33:29,815
Me and you ain't breaking up.
Go on, get out of here.
1260
01:34:15,896 --> 01:34:19,764
You wouldn't kick me out or nothing
if I told you I loved you, would you?
1261
01:34:21,001 --> 01:34:22,730
I love you too.
1262
01:35:22,596 --> 01:35:26,054
So it's kind of a happy ending,
for Joe and Christi Ann anyways.
1263
01:35:26,566 --> 01:35:27,999
Don't worry about me and Donna.
1264
01:35:28,201 --> 01:35:30,260
You know real life,
it ain't like the movies.
1265
01:35:30,470 --> 01:35:31,869
Life is just a bunch of stories
you go through...
1266
01:35:32,072 --> 01:35:33,596
and they all end sooner or later.
1267
01:35:34,441 --> 01:35:37,877
But it's okay. I'm gonna go
find my next story.
1268
01:35:38,879 --> 01:35:40,107
Hope you do the same.
1269
01:35:41,305 --> 01:36:41,940
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