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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,071 --> 00:00:08,473 Today's the biggest day of your life, babe. 2 00:00:08,574 --> 00:00:10,610 Don't get too high. 3 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:13,278 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:13,378 --> 00:00:16,014 ♪ I wrote a letter to myself ♪ 5 00:00:16,114 --> 00:00:17,382 ♪ In the form of a song ♪ 6 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:19,952 ♪ I can play when the Sun shines ♪ 7 00:00:20,051 --> 00:00:23,421 ♪ I know better than to trust anything ♪ 8 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,659 ♪ That I say to myself when I'm this high ♪ 9 00:00:26,759 --> 00:00:29,695 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:29,795 --> 00:00:32,999 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:33,098 --> 00:00:36,334 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 12 00:00:36,434 --> 00:00:38,571 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:42,140 ♪ I just did a interview with my eyes closed, Motherfucker ♪ 14 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,110 ♪ I just smoked a blunt It looked like pyro ♪ 15 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:48,948 ♪ Only comments I see are the bad ones, yeah yeah ♪ 16 00:00:49,047 --> 00:00:51,283 ♪ Only playlists I like are the sad ones ♪ 17 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:53,160 ♪ I let the medicine in I know it don't help in the end ♪ 18 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:54,787 ♪ But I got depression again ♪ 19 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:56,932 ♪ I had a meeting at seven, I skipped it and slept in ♪ 20 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:58,256 ♪ And woke up at 7:00 P.M. ♪ 21 00:00:58,356 --> 00:00:59,467 ♪ I cut my hair off like Britney ♪ 22 00:00:59,491 --> 00:01:01,059 ♪ Sprinkle dust like a pixie ♪ 23 00:01:01,159 --> 00:01:02,562 ♪ Wipe my nose like it's itchy ♪ 24 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,162 ♪ I'm tatted up ♪ 25 00:01:04,262 --> 00:01:05,263 ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪ 26 00:01:05,363 --> 00:01:08,768 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 27 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:12,038 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:12,137 --> 00:01:15,373 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 29 00:01:15,473 --> 00:01:19,645 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:31,423 London: God, why is anyone up this early? 31 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,492 Who's texting me? 32 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,461 Oh, it's Apple. 33 00:01:36,562 --> 00:01:38,030 I wish I didn't have to do this... 34 00:01:38,129 --> 00:01:39,966 Good mourning with a u? 35 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:41,867 What the fuck? 36 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:44,804 Weird. 37 00:01:46,404 --> 00:01:49,441 Woman: Hi, it's Apple, leave me a message. 38 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,209 Uh, hi. 39 00:01:51,309 --> 00:01:55,014 I'm a little confused, could you call me back? 40 00:01:55,113 --> 00:01:56,882 Okay? I love you. 41 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:01,486 Right, so I haven't left a voicemail in like five years 42 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:03,789 and why did she spell "mourning" like that? 43 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:08,126 A time of sadness because of a loss. 44 00:02:08,226 --> 00:02:10,596 What the fuck? 45 00:02:10,696 --> 00:02:13,331 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:13,431 --> 00:02:15,034 Well, today should be interesting. 47 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,602 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:16,702 --> 00:02:17,603 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 49 00:02:17,703 --> 00:02:19,038 ♪ All right! ♪ 50 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:21,807 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 51 00:02:21,907 --> 00:02:23,208 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 52 00:02:23,308 --> 00:02:26,045 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 53 00:02:26,144 --> 00:02:27,445 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 54 00:02:27,546 --> 00:02:30,181 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 55 00:02:30,281 --> 00:02:31,617 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 56 00:02:31,717 --> 00:02:34,887 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 57 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,522 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 58 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:42,995 ♪ Is this a dream? ♪ 59 00:02:43,095 --> 00:02:44,764 ♪ A really fuckin' bad one? ♪ 60 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,800 ♪ I'm in between... ♪ 61 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,769 Ah! 62 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,704 When I was growing up, my family didn't really 63 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,040 have any money, so when I finally got some, 64 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:57,843 I bought the coolest thing that I thought money could buy. 65 00:02:59,645 --> 00:03:02,447 I call it the flower shower. 66 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:12,290 Man, I have no ass. I need to do some squats. 67 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:15,260 If I haven't said it yet, my name is London Clash. 68 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,663 I'm an actor on this show called Good Bad People. 69 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:20,533 It's the number one series on TV right now. 70 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,044 Oh yeah, the finale premiered last night. 71 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:23,703 I hope everyone liked it. 72 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:27,372 Whoa! Cold showers do make your dick small. 73 00:03:27,472 --> 00:03:29,307 ♪ We coulda stopped this car crash ♪ 74 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:31,209 ♪ If only she would text me back ♪ 75 00:03:31,309 --> 00:03:33,411 ♪ And let me know it wasn't true ♪ 76 00:03:33,512 --> 00:03:35,081 ♪ Now I spell Good Mourning with a "u" ♪ 77 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:36,682 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 78 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:38,225 You know why it sucks when you're going through it 79 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:39,585 with your partner? 80 00:03:39,685 --> 00:03:41,921 Because everything reminds you of them. 81 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,021 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 82 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:44,123 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 83 00:03:44,222 --> 00:03:45,457 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 84 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,728 Wow... is it weird she's all I think about? 85 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,329 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 86 00:03:51,429 --> 00:03:52,665 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 87 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,533 Okay. She has too have hit me up by now. 88 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:58,303 I mean, there's no way she hasn't said something. 89 00:04:05,177 --> 00:04:06,478 This is Dylan. 90 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,413 I met him when he was working In N Out 91 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,150 and he used to hook me up with free burgers and shakes. 92 00:04:11,282 --> 00:04:13,152 He's been my boy ever since. 93 00:04:13,251 --> 00:04:14,629 He's also convinced that Avril Levigne 94 00:04:14,653 --> 00:04:16,522 wrote the song "Sk8ter Boi" about him, 95 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:18,758 but we're all pretty sure they've never even met. 96 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,604 Ewww... 97 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,339 My dude. 98 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:39,612 ♪ ♪ 99 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:41,255 Yo, does this look like a break-up text to you 100 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,715 or... or am I tripping? 101 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:48,954 Yes. Yes, that does look like a breakup text to me. 102 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,824 Damn. 103 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:54,827 Because like... I called and it went to voicemail. 104 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,595 You know, like I texted, it turned green. 105 00:04:56,695 --> 00:04:58,396 I can't get in contact with her. 106 00:04:58,496 --> 00:05:00,666 It's like everything was all good. 107 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:04,170 - Now I don't know where to... - Dude. Dude. 108 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,605 You want some? 109 00:05:06,705 --> 00:05:07,706 No. 110 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,577 Aw, fuck, man. 111 00:05:11,677 --> 00:05:13,846 I've created like eight different movies in my head 112 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,186 about what's happened between last night and this morning 113 00:05:16,248 --> 00:05:17,883 and seven of them are horror films. 114 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,652 What's the eighth one? 115 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,830 It's like The Notebook, but without all the happy parts. 116 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,723 So it's just Ryan Gosling crying for two hours straight. 117 00:05:28,393 --> 00:05:30,763 Look, she said "Good mourning" 118 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,165 with a fuckin "u". What, did someone die? 119 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:34,934 Are you British? Good morning. 120 00:05:36,635 --> 00:05:38,755 If she's breaking up with me, I'm moving back to Ohio, 121 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:39,805 I swear to God. 122 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:45,044 ♪ ♪ 123 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,144 Dylan? 124 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:48,814 Good talk. 125 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:51,517 ♪ ♪ 126 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:12,671 Um... Hello. 127 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:15,774 - Hi. - Hi. 128 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:21,914 I'm your new assistant. 129 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,148 Oh. 130 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,718 Wow. I'm... I am so sorry. 131 00:06:26,752 --> 00:06:28,988 My assistant forgot to remind me. 132 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,458 Welcome to my house. 133 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,627 What's your name? 134 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,096 - Olive. - Okay, I'm London. 135 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,429 I know. 136 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,572 Uh, want to take the elevator? 137 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,607 Yeah. 138 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,683 I, uh... I watched an interview 139 00:06:57,783 --> 00:06:59,985 that said that you can't start your day without coffee. 140 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:02,621 So I got you a latte. 141 00:07:04,422 --> 00:07:06,792 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 142 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:09,662 Oh, okay. 143 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:10,461 Sorry. 144 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:11,697 - No, no. - I mean, well... 145 00:07:11,797 --> 00:07:13,999 - Okay. - I guess I should show you. 146 00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:16,001 It's your house. 147 00:07:16,101 --> 00:07:17,603 All right. This is Leo. 148 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,214 He's been my best friend since third grade 149 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,439 when he gave me his gym shorts after I drank 150 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,242 too much Mountain Dew and peed my pants. 151 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:26,378 A couple years ago he DJed a rave out in Joshua Tree 152 00:07:26,477 --> 00:07:28,047 and never fully came back. 153 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,049 He's also the reason why I have to find 154 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,226 new assistants every month. 155 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,851 He doesn't trust anyone. 156 00:07:34,186 --> 00:07:35,587 What the fuck? 157 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,690 Did you even check what kind of dairy's in there? 158 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,430 'Cause from here it smells like cows milk. 159 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:42,828 - No, it's... it's goat milk. - Goat milk. 160 00:07:42,928 --> 00:07:45,197 Where the fuck do you get goat milk from? 161 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:47,132 I milked a goat. 162 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:48,600 No, you didn't. 163 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:53,672 Mmm. That's Photoshop. 164 00:07:53,772 --> 00:07:57,109 I'm just going to stop both you all though real quick. 165 00:07:57,209 --> 00:07:59,178 Why would you give me goat milk? 166 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:02,047 I watched an interview, you said you like goat milk. 167 00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:04,450 Nah, I didn't even know goats made milk. 168 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:07,485 You probably heard me say "oat" milk. 169 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,289 Not goat milk. 170 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:13,959 Is there any way we could do one more coffee run, please? 171 00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:15,828 - I'm sorry. - Man, that's funny. 172 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,664 And that coffee better be organic, sweetie. 173 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:19,999 Chill. What the fuck? 174 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,533 My dude. 175 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:23,969 I'm having a shitty day, man. 176 00:08:24,069 --> 00:08:25,871 Apple's ghosting me. 177 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:29,775 Actually, I think Apple's breaking up with me. 178 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,010 Damn, man. 179 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,411 And on top of that, 180 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:33,688 I'm still waiting to hear from my agent 181 00:08:33,712 --> 00:08:35,247 about this Batman role, 182 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:36,915 but I haven't heard anything yet. 183 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,151 Man, your energy all fucked up, man. 184 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:41,553 Come with me, bro. 185 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,624 Yo, welcome to my Zen den. 186 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:47,426 Mind closing that door? 187 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,761 Yeah. 188 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,000 What the fuck was that? 189 00:08:56,468 --> 00:08:57,468 Relax, man. 190 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,472 Gotta receive this energy. 191 00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:05,210 Received. 192 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,451 You really need to calm down, man. 193 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:16,655 That's right. Seems like you're having a lot of problems 194 00:09:16,755 --> 00:09:18,690 in your relationship, man. 195 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,793 - Problems in the bedroom... - Well... 196 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,395 But you see this crystal here activates your sacral chakra. 197 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:25,397 Costs like $5,000, man. 198 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:26,832 Feel that. 199 00:09:26,932 --> 00:09:28,667 I don't have a problem with my dick, but... 200 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:30,869 Johnny Depp uses them after his orgies. 201 00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:33,540 Really rocks out with his cock out, man. 202 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,508 How do you know that? 203 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:37,709 We're getting your energy right man. 204 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,579 Close your eyes. We're finding your happy place. 205 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:41,956 I don't want to go to my happy place. 206 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,582 Fucking close your eyes, man. 207 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:44,893 We're going to fucking find your happy place. 208 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,885 Just go there. Are you there yet? 209 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:49,855 Check this out. This is brilliance. 210 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:54,493 The whole world is gonna fuck with this. 211 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:57,696 It's going to be like next level. 212 00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,265 This is Buddha Trap. 213 00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,937 ♪ ♪ 214 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,777 It's dope. 215 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,113 Can you see in that thing? 216 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,014 Yeah, man, third eye. 217 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,216 Sick. 218 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:21,386 Told you this shit's dope, man. 219 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,988 Maybe you shouldn't... 220 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,791 Oh, shit. Fire. 221 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,025 Told you this shit's fire. 222 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,294 No, idiot. Fire! 223 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,165 Oh, shit shit shit! Get the fuck away from there! 224 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,603 Meet Kennedy. 225 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,342 She moved in with us a couple of years ago 226 00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:39,705 from San Francisco. 227 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,707 I was her first investor in an app she created, 228 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,709 which was kind of like the Peloton, except hers 229 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,512 took a more extreme approach. 230 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,881 Come on, you sweaty bitch. 231 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,483 - Get mad! - I am mad, bitch! 232 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,694 - You real mad? - How mad are you, bitch? 233 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,521 I'm so mad! Ha ha ha! 234 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,088 Honey, what are you doing? 235 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,559 Baby, I'm working it! I'm working it! 236 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,393 Well, work it a little quieter. 237 00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:02,828 I can't! 238 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,097 Ha! That's why your last boyfriend left you. Ooh! 239 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,265 What did you say? 240 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,066 You want one of these, bitch? 241 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,303 She also hates boys and can't really stand any of us. 242 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,704 But she sticks around anyway. 243 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,777 ♪ ♪ 244 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,485 That is not how I saw that going, bro. 245 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,086 What the fuck? 246 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:33,091 I can't believe you, bro. 247 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,928 Damn, man. Leave it up to me, right? 248 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,832 Yo, man, I know this isn't the best timing 249 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,343 and all, but if you want to use that song 250 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:43,945 for your next movie at the end of the credits, 251 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,605 it'd be really tripping, bro. 252 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,507 I'm telling you, that shit's hard as fuck. 253 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:51,544 Man. 254 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,679 Oh, shit. 255 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,246 - Hello. - Hello? 256 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,948 Hi. 257 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,817 So this is Apple, the girl I've been talking about. 258 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,395 We've been dating for a year and she's 259 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,754 the only person I've ever said, "I love you" to. 260 00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,624 She blew up when she was like 13 261 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,693 from this movie called The Baby Butterfly. 262 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,260 She got an Oscar from it. 263 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,862 We got introduced at a movie premiere, and, yeah. 264 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,298 I still have no idea why she likes me. 265 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,636 Hey, can you hear me? 266 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,437 Yeah. Are you okay? 267 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,438 No, I'm not. That text. 268 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,006 What did you mean by it... 269 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,044 ♪ ♪ 270 00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:27,580 Hello? 271 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,383 Okay. 272 00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:34,853 Oh, no. 273 00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,522 Oh, no, no, no. Hello? Hello? 274 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,559 Bro... Trippy, are you serious? 275 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,193 Why are you even here? 276 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,696 I had to come over here extra early to let you know 277 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:47,332 that finale last night. Seven days. 278 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,303 Weak. That shit was garbage. 279 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,239 You know I don't direct that, right? 280 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,210 Like, I didn't create the show. I just act in it. 281 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,045 You should've acted like you gave a fuck 282 00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:02,347 when you ruined America's favorite TV show. 283 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:03,616 Just saying. 284 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,752 Damn, man. Why? 285 00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:11,323 Apple done dumped you for a new famous guy? 286 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,759 You're a dick, man. 287 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,235 I don't know how you keep getting in my house. 288 00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:15,827 Leo, can I please use your phone? 289 00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:17,329 Yeah, man. No swiping. 290 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,430 You got Apple's number? 291 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,798 Fuck no. I got boundaries, man. 292 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:20,908 I'll never have her number. 293 00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:22,200 Bro, you're tripping. 294 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,869 Damn, everything's so weird today, bro. 295 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,540 Damn, London, you're sure right about that, man. 296 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,275 Mercury is in Everglades. 297 00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:34,547 - It's retrograde, Leo. - Fuck. 298 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,184 Thank you. Thank you. What? 299 00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,253 How did you even? Okay. 300 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:45,857 Can you put that in a bowl of rice and see if it'll work? 301 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:52,464 Hey, that rice better be organic! 302 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,502 Hard. 303 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,171 The universe is talking, man. 304 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,715 Why knock if you're just going to come in anyway? 305 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,818 Kennedy, I need Apple's number. 306 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,853 You don't have your own girlfriend's phone number. 307 00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,421 It's in my phone. 308 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,890 Where is your phone? 309 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,992 It's in rice. Um... 310 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,397 Please don't move out. 311 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,133 In here I've already moved out. 312 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:31,970 ♪ ♪ 313 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,606 I have a question. 314 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,809 Do you know Dylan is drowning in his bowl of cereal right now? 315 00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:39,177 I do know that because I saved his life. 316 00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:41,179 Leo just committed arson ten minutes ago 317 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,691 and my girlfriend is breaking up with me. 318 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,317 How the fuck do you not care? 319 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,822 Do you care? 320 00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:52,357 Okay, so I paid all of your utilities, 321 00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,861 I deposited the mortgage, the fridge is full of food. 322 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,572 There's a plunger in that downstairs bathroom 323 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,197 and Leo should probably explore a new diet. 324 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:04,169 And also, you're definitely going to need this. 325 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,606 Oh, and no, I don't care, 326 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,408 because you're like 30. 327 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,009 Time to grow up. 328 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,485 You really were the best roommate. 329 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,156 Remember that one time you changed my tire? 330 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:29,961 Taught me how to tie a tie. Fuck. 331 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:31,541 Now I'll probably never see you again. 332 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,606 Put your seat belt on. 333 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,340 Farewell, London. 334 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,042 Goodbye, Kennedy. 335 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,354 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 336 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,692 You moved into the house across the street? 337 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,062 Hello, London. 338 00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:05,363 What the fuck? 339 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,734 This is Angel. 340 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,803 He's another one of my best friends from back home 341 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,638 and he's always been the cool one. 342 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,272 At least in his mind. 343 00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,441 He started this clothing company called No Safety, 344 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,277 and it made a bunch of money after for some kid on TikTok 345 00:16:19,377 --> 00:16:22,147 wore it in a video of him smoking his own pubes. 346 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,616 Hey, a win's a win. 347 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,886 I think I got to go full method to get this Batman role. 348 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,254 I don't know, homey. Method actors are weird. 349 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,123 Remember that time on the set of Good Bad People? 350 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,304 Danny Trejo's arrived, he's our guest today on the show. 351 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,897 He's playing a caveman. 352 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,665 Just reminder, he's full method. 353 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,066 Okay. 354 00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,769 Sick, this is tight. 355 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:48,273 Danny, what's up, man? 356 00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,942 Dude, I'm such a big fan. 357 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,410 I'm so excited that you're doing this show. 358 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,913 This is so tight. 359 00:16:56,281 --> 00:17:00,385 You need a... you need help with your acting shit? 360 00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,955 My agent said that I should do some self tapes or whatever. 361 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,991 Can you film me? 362 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,726 You can't... you can't do those yourself? 363 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,361 I just got hit in the head with a water balloon 364 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,697 and it broke my phone, so... 365 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,431 It happened to me once, too. 366 00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:20,476 So if you want to have me film that, that'd be cool. 367 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,709 No, I know, but it's a self... tape. 368 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,347 I get it. Just fucking help me. Thanks. 369 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,819 Bring your phone. 370 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,828 Use the stairs. 371 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,362 I'll meet you down there. 372 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,203 For fuck's sake. Angel, it's one floor down. 373 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,407 Fuck you. 374 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,746 Okay, this is my impersonation of 375 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,248 Draco Malfoy looking for drugs. 376 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,383 Where's the pot, Potter? 377 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,825 I don't like Draco very much. 378 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:20,666 You've already started it, haven't you? 379 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,605 I just wanted him to play the viola. 380 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,673 Now go fetch him, tell him I gave him 381 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,107 a five fat dollar gold piece 382 00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,409 he plays his little habanero pepper heart out. 383 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,813 Go on. 384 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,522 Anyone know the number of 911? 385 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,559 All righty then. 386 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,237 Wait, am I supposed to... Am I supposed to say... 387 00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:51,405 You're supposed to shut the fuck up. 388 00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,331 - Sorry. - I'm a wall. 389 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,072 Yo, what was that one? 390 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:01,491 Like Game of Thrones or something. 391 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,051 I'm trying to get on one of those shows. 392 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,143 Oh yeah, I can see that. I can see that. 393 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,812 Zombies... 394 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:07,913 Oh, shit. 395 00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:12,752 - Hey. - Yo. 396 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,285 Olive, really? 397 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,056 This is serious shit, fuck. 398 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,356 You have to go right now. 399 00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,068 You have to meet your agent in 20 minutes. 400 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,895 You can't get anywhere in 20 minutes. 401 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,730 This didn't work. 402 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,032 Fuck! 403 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,199 ♪ ♪ 404 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,345 Okay, so that's Sabrina. 405 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,114 She's my stalker. 406 00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,917 She literally sits out here every day, leaves me flowers, 407 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,918 sends me DMs. 408 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,553 Wave to your stalker. 409 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,855 Got my number a couple of times, I don't know how. 410 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,456 Sends me texts. 411 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,192 It's all pretty weird. 412 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,105 Ah, fuck, it's starting to burn my hand. 413 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,373 I got it. 414 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,344 Wait, is that why you wear gloves? 415 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,150 Bro, you never jerked off with those gloves, did you? 416 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:20,553 Oh, in that case, I don't want to hit that. 417 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,855 - Me, either. - Oh, God no. 418 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,160 Tick tock. 419 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:30,328 Oh, Jesus. About fucking time. Hi. 420 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:33,498 Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi, I'm... hi. 421 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,835 Oh no. 422 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,636 Meet Maxine Goldberg. 423 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,848 Probably the scariest person I've ever met in my entire life 424 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,306 and one of the biggest germophobes 425 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,008 I've ever met in my entire life. 426 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,777 In the three years of knowing her, 427 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,747 I've never actually seen her physically touch anybody. 428 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,347 She also happens to be one of. 429 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:50,983 Hollywood's most powerful agents. 430 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,952 You guys are right on time. 431 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,755 20 minutes late. 432 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,525 Do you want to thank me now for the best day of your life? 433 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,362 You actually want me to thank you? 434 00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:07,933 Fine, get me another purse, this one's disgusting. 435 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,502 For that. 436 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,404 The Batman script. Shut the fuck up! 437 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,508 - How did you get this? - How did I get this? 438 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,210 I'm Maxine. What do you mean, how did I... 439 00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:20,579 Okay, Google me. That's how I got it. 440 00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:24,482 You have a meeting with the director today at 5:00. 441 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,351 You just need to show up. 442 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,687 He's a narcissist, so just say you liked him 443 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,525 on Joe Rogan or some shit and the job is yours. 444 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,262 - Don't put that on your face. - I can't. I can't go today. 445 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:37,495 - You can't go today? - No. 446 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,330 Apple's like breaking up with me, 447 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:41,466 my head's all over the place. 448 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,136 I need to figure that out. 449 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,740 I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 450 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,440 That is awful. 451 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,010 But I am going to say to you 452 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:54,747 what I say to all my clients who are in this situation. 453 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:59,752 The only thing that will never break your heart is money. 454 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,654 Jesus Christ. 455 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,489 That ho is loyal. You feel me? 456 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,791 Can you push this meeting? 457 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,593 No, I can not push the fucking meeting 458 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,061 with the director of Batman, 459 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,031 for the biggest franchise in the fucking world. 460 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,632 You want me to push the meeting? 461 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,132 You're already a straight white guy. 462 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,535 You're already pushing it. 463 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,971 You already pushed it. 464 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,472 And who got a moderately successful TV actor 465 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,310 to the front of the Batman line 466 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:29,081 in front of not one but two Hemsworth's? 467 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,151 So feels like I did my job... 468 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,986 - Right. - I need you to do yours. 469 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,689 I have done my job. 470 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,792 I actually did six months of training for this job. 471 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,095 I hung upside down like a fucking bat 472 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,664 from a bunk bed for two weeks. 473 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,733 I've been training my lower, my lower voice 474 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,501 so I can talk like this. Hi, I'm Bruce. 475 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,002 Yeah, pretty good. It's pretty good. 476 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,538 They'll fix it in post. 477 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,616 I didn't even go out last night for the finale party. 478 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,175 Like, I'm dedicated. The work is there. 479 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,476 Yeah, that's not something you should be celebrating. 480 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,679 Why? What? Why are you saying that? 481 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,281 Why is everyone saying that? 482 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,550 I'm the asshole that has to break the news to him 483 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,353 about that piece of shit fucking train wreck nightmare finale? 484 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,255 Let's just be grateful that 15 years ago, 485 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,757 I gave this director a handjob at the Pluto Nash premiere, 486 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,894 and today is the day it pays off. 487 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,663 I'm going to ask you a question, 488 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:21,367 and I hope you answer it better than Josh Hartnett did. 489 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,769 Do you want to be in love 490 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,437 or do you want to be the biggest star in the fucking world? 491 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,374 Because you can't have both. 492 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,309 - Okay, um... - This is Batman. 493 00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,077 All right, I'll be at the meeting. 494 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,312 - Batman! - I got you. 495 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,748 - The only movie that matters. - I know. 496 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,984 I'll be at the meeting. 497 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,319 Fuck. 498 00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:41,987 That was good, that was pretty good, 499 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:45,524 Don't... why does that smell like pussy? 500 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,161 You're free now, little shrimp. 501 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,538 Hey, London, London, right here! 502 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,463 - You guys energy is all off. - London, hey! 503 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,934 Hey, London, yeah we just saw Apple leaving the Everly 504 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,068 looking all sad. 505 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,304 - You guys good? - London, did you cheat on Apple? 506 00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,039 Fucking move. 507 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,510 ♪ I got skeletons in my closet ♪ 508 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,357 Is that who I think it is? 509 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,458 Oh my God, movie man. 510 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,094 What's up, Barry? Yo, you see Apple? 511 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,129 Yes, she was just here like two minutes ago. 512 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,130 - She left? - Yeah. 513 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,332 Fuck! 514 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,766 Did she say where she was going? 515 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,386 You know what, she did. She actually... 516 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,569 No, are you fucking crazy? 517 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:31,770 You guys never talk to me. 518 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,439 I mean, the only reason you know my name 519 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,179 is because it's on my nametag right there. 520 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,777 B-E-R-R-Y. Berry. 521 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,917 I don't know, Berry, I feel like we're kind of cool. 522 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,116 Like every time I come here, we always have a little... 523 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,284 - Oh, do ya? - Something. 524 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,685 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - All right. 525 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,253 Come here, come here. 526 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,714 - You feel this right here? - Yeah. 527 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,890 - Yeah, that feels good. - That's homie shit. 528 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,525 That's homie shit? We're friends now? 529 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,660 - Yeah. - All right. 530 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,896 - We can be friends. - Yeah. 531 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,767 One second, sir, I am down to party. 532 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,402 And I'm cool around celebrities. 533 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,605 I actually frequent the town with Andy Dick. 534 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,074 If I don't mean to brag. 535 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,952 - That's tight. - The Dick calls me all the time. 536 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,487 He's like, yo, what's up, it's the Dick, 537 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,511 and I'm like, What's up? 538 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,115 You know It's Berry. 539 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,895 Hey, do you get your hair done at the mall? 540 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,319 That's not necessary, sir. 541 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:21,787 I get mine done at the mall. 542 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,398 If you ever want to come together, we could probably 543 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,422 get a two for one. 544 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,724 - You know, -Sick, dude. 545 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,559 - Yeah, I'm gonna text you. - Yeah... 546 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:33,198 If you just... I just need you to text me. 547 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,100 Yeah. 548 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,268 I will fuck your wife. 549 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,569 I'ma text you right now. 550 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,109 Yeah, okay. Send my love to the boys. 551 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,072 All right, I will. 552 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,508 Send my love to the boys? 553 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,308 - The ones right here. - Yeah. 554 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,010 - They heard you. - Okay, cool. 555 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,311 All right. 556 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,412 Do you know who that is? 557 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,448 That was the movie man. Get out. 558 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,418 Hurry up. Ridiculous. 559 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:55,054 Doesn't even have a handle. 560 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:59,024 Oh, fuck. He doesn't even have my number. 561 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:02,394 That's so sick. I just got dogged. 562 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,663 Get the fuck out. Come on, today. 563 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,198 Very cool car, sir. 564 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,378 Is this the one that Tiger keeps getting repossessed? 565 00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:10,869 How do you know Berry? 566 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,072 How do I know Berry? How do you know Berry? 567 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,574 Dude saved Fat Joe's life like twice last year. 568 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:18,010 He can snap anybody out of a bad trip. 569 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,110 True. 570 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,722 What time did y'all say that meeting was? 571 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,281 I don't know, dude. 572 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:25,184 I can't think about anything else but Apple right now. 573 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,686 - I fucked up. - Let's pull up to her crib. 574 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,826 Babe? 575 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,762 She's not here, man. Let's just leave. 576 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,263 You fucking kidding me, bro? 577 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:40,008 We drove all the way out here, rush hour traffic, man. 578 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,867 We get some fucking answers. 579 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,603 You know, my dad had this saying, if you breaking up, 580 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,371 you've got to break in. 581 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,740 - Your dad used to say that? - What? 582 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,018 Well, I'm pretty sure he got it. From Aaron Paul 583 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,410 on an episode of Breaking Bad. 584 00:26:51,511 --> 00:26:52,411 Pretty sure he didn't say that. 585 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:53,679 No. 586 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,747 Well, I'm pretty sure he broke in houses 587 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,683 and got rich with that bald guy, so... 588 00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,227 Did you ever finish watching Breaking Bad? 589 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:03,956 No, because somebody changed their Netflix password. 590 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,891 All right. Look, we're not doing this. 591 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,902 There's like six Kardashians that live on the street. 592 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,162 There's security everywhere. 593 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,299 I'm not breaking into my girlfriend's house. 594 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,007 Can't believe I'm breaking into my girlfriend's house. 595 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,648 Apple? 596 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,654 Babe. 597 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,331 I'm starting to freak out. 598 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,738 This is so weird, I don't get it. 599 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,611 - Yo. - Damn. 600 00:27:58,710 --> 00:27:59,878 What a palace. 601 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,247 Look at that timeless chandelier. 602 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,916 Guys, don't touch anything. 603 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,251 All right? She'll notice. She's OCD as fuck. 604 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,720 I did that shit one time in a rainforest with a shaman. 605 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,822 That's how I got my third eye. 606 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,627 That's DMT, Leo. 607 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:16,395 Find clues, please. 608 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,732 Hey, don't touch anything, though. 609 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:28,707 Oh... 610 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,243 I found a clue. 611 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:37,082 Whoa. 612 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,020 Oh my God. 613 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,624 Leo! 614 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,625 Oh, man. 615 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,993 No, no, no, no, no. 616 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,995 Leo. 617 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,731 What the fuck did you just do? 618 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:56,134 London, what is this dust? 619 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,470 That's not dust, that's people, man. 620 00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:02,441 Homie, did you just break the dead grandma vase? 621 00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:04,409 Oh, fuck. 622 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,678 We can fix this. 623 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,121 I think that was actually the cousin 624 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,915 that no one really liked. So... 625 00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:11,350 We got to pick him up. 626 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:15,220 Whoa, I'm not fucking with human remains, man. 627 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,488 Dude, Leo. 628 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,957 You did it. 629 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:24,062 It's all good. It's all good. 630 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:29,801 At least it was just one of them. 631 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:33,338 I mean, it doesn't even look that bad, guys. 632 00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:42,114 Leo... 633 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,449 You are the worst best friend I've ever had. 634 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,557 You just re-killed her entire family. 635 00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,071 We got a suspicious vehicle leaving. 636 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,230 Apple Leone's House. 637 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,501 Black G-Wagon covered in safety pins. 638 00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:07,039 I swear to God, y'all better think of some way to fix this. 639 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,453 I got it. 640 00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,989 I got it, I figured it out. 641 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:26,759 I don't want to smoke right now. 642 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,860 Why are we whispering? 643 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,563 Yeah, why are we whispering? 644 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:31,664 They can hear us. 645 00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:33,498 Who can hear us? 646 00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,372 We're wearing her entire family. 647 00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,376 I'm gonna make a call. 648 00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:49,281 ♪ ♪ 649 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:03,128 Your phone's fucked. 650 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,930 I can get you a new one before the meeting, 651 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,799 and Maxine says you have the Batman script 652 00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:08,701 and you still have to read it. 653 00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:10,837 Okay. 654 00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:12,839 Hey, Angel, who did you just call? 655 00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:16,509 Since you guys want to hit me last minute, 656 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,979 this is our spring/fall collection. 657 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,784 We have blue dreams, blue balls, Blue's Clues, 658 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,553 Blue Man Group, Blue Ivy, Blue Cantrell 659 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,922 and you're my boy blue. 660 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,825 We'll take the whole thing. 661 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:35,160 Well, give me my money, then. 662 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,199 Angel, no, man. What's the plan? 663 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,435 I got a meeting at 5:00, I don't want to get high. 664 00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:46,304 This is how we fix everything we fucked up. 665 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:53,211 We're gonna sit right here, smoke all this weed 666 00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:55,380 and we're going to keep the ashes. 667 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,449 Word is from the funeral home, homie, 668 00:31:57,550 --> 00:32:00,085 only ashes that can pass for a cremated human body 669 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,454 are the cannabis flower. 670 00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:05,090 You know what I think? I think you just want to get high. 671 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,592 This ain't no fun and games. 672 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,694 Yeah, we're going to get high. 673 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,596 But we're on a mission. 674 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,397 Our boy is in trouble. 675 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,132 You're tweaking. 676 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,712 We don't got the lung capacity to blow all this weed down, bro. 677 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,538 Like, you buggin'. 678 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:25,477 Go get Fat Joe, man. 679 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:35,053 This is Fat Joe. 680 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,789 He's our skater homie from Long Beach 681 00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:38,858 who sometimes crashes at the house. 682 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,726 He's not fat and his real name is not Joe. 683 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,094 But remember that song lean back? 684 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,173 I swear every day since we met him, he gets so high, 685 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,499 he leans back on everything. 686 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:52,337 Damn, y'all were really about to smoke without me, huh? 687 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,473 Bro, no. 688 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:58,310 At least pass me some shit, man. 689 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,514 Ooh. 690 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,424 I know y'all were about to smoke without me, too. 691 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:04,717 I smelt it from the basement. 692 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:08,119 At least let me connect to Bluetooth, though. 693 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,889 I got a playlist for this one. 694 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,157 ♪ ♪ 695 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:14,861 ♪ This is stoner music, man ♪ 696 00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:17,262 ♪ Stoner, stoner ♪ 697 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:23,034 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 698 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:26,906 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 699 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,308 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 700 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:32,177 ♪ I'm a motherfucking stoner ♪ 701 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:35,313 ♪ I just put a forty on my wrist just like a boss ♪ 702 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,784 ♪ I just put ten thousand on my bitch just like a boss ♪ 703 00:33:38,885 --> 00:33:42,087 ♪ I just came from YSL just like I'm from Boston ♪ 704 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,322 ♪ YSL just like I'm from Boston ♪ 705 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,959 ♪ Just like I'm from Bos Bos ♪ 706 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:49,427 ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 707 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,234 ♪ ♪ 708 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,169 Prepare for ultimate liftoff. 709 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:01,039 Who is going to survive the four fingers of death? 710 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,078 Yes, sirski. 711 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,395 Oh, my God, they're going out his phase. 712 00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,833 I win. 713 00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:34,540 Whoa, hey. 714 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,577 Oh, are you all right? 715 00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:40,312 The bowl should be filled by now, right? 716 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:50,221 This was the moment I realized: We were fucked. 717 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,490 Oh, fuck, sorry, I forgot a box. 718 00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:55,327 Oh shit, did I walk in on a smoke sesh? 719 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,108 What do you guys not understand? 720 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:13,579 I like girls. 721 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,113 Ah! 722 00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:18,249 You got to let that dream die. Scoot over. 723 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:31,162 Does anybody have a lighter? 724 00:35:41,073 --> 00:35:42,642 That's glorious. 725 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:48,346 Oh, man, I can't wait to sleep in my new house. 726 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,415 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 727 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:53,986 I always get stuck caretaking dysfunctional households. 728 00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:58,090 ♪ ♪ 729 00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,892 Stupid blonde boy. 730 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,528 I know. 731 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:03,863 You're good. 732 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,569 Are you crying? 733 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:14,140 Look like you're crying. 734 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,576 - No, I'm not. - Why are our eyes all watery? 735 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,413 Because I'm high. 736 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:31,181 Smoke this shit, dude, shut up. 737 00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:40,566 Pussies. 738 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:44,103 Hey, hey. Wake up. 739 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,139 Hey, you! Pencil dick! 740 00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:49,008 Wake up! 741 00:36:49,108 --> 00:36:50,843 Ya lazy bastard. 742 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:52,812 Did you just hear that? 743 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,016 Don't ask him, pal. 744 00:36:57,116 --> 00:36:58,249 You hear me? 745 00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,519 I'm talkin' to you. 746 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,822 My heart's beating really fast. 747 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:08,728 Fat Joe, you're a Fanny. 748 00:37:08,828 --> 00:37:10,395 You're a sausage. 749 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,798 And a big fuckin' stoner. 750 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,735 I think the lobster just said my name, bro. 751 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,571 What? 752 00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:20,506 You see these clippers of mine? 753 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:25,111 I will hang from your balls until you're 50 years old. 754 00:37:25,211 --> 00:37:27,580 What the fuck did you say, lobster? 755 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,116 Your balls will be down at your ankles. 756 00:37:30,216 --> 00:37:31,751 I'm gonna get your ass. 757 00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:34,620 Get in here. I will give you such a nip. 758 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,956 You know, there's an electric eel in there, right? 759 00:37:37,056 --> 00:37:39,925 If you touch that shit, it'll be fucking shocking. 760 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:47,032 I'ma get ya. 761 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:53,539 Okay. I'm not going to stay here and watch you guys 762 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,316 turn our fish tank into a Sushi restaurant, 763 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,242 so I'm going to leave. 764 00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:57,777 Good luck with Batman. 765 00:37:57,877 --> 00:38:02,280 Oh, and Fat Joe, that lobster is not talking to you. 766 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,383 Smoke me, smoke me. 767 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,686 I can't smoke you anymore. 768 00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:09,555 Whatchoo mean you can't smoke me! 769 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,422 Man, quit acting like a bitch. 770 00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:14,459 You CAN hit this shit. You ain't quitting. 771 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,095 Man, fuck that meeting! 772 00:38:16,195 --> 00:38:19,364 Smoke me, smoke me, smoke meeeeeee... 773 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,801 I don't wanna. I don't wanna... 774 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,012 Got your new phone. 775 00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:34,613 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 776 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,849 Um, so have you read that script yet? 777 00:38:36,949 --> 00:38:38,693 Because we should really get you to that meeting. 778 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,327 I'm going to be honest with you, I've smoked 779 00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,221 half a pound of weed with my friends because 780 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,089 we killed my girlfriend's entire family 781 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:45,658 after we broke into her house. 782 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:47,726 I am a little bit concerned about the 783 00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,971 you "killed your girlfriend's entire family" comment, but... 784 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,032 She also might be my ex-girlfriend now. 785 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,771 Hey, Leo. 786 00:38:58,871 --> 00:39:00,639 What's up? 787 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:06,145 Oh, wait, before you go, can you glue these urns back together? 788 00:39:06,245 --> 00:39:09,515 Yo, take this body bag. 789 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,151 What do you... what do you mean when you say urns? 790 00:39:12,251 --> 00:39:15,621 You know, like a vase for dead people? 791 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,899 There's like a bunch of arts and crafts shit in the garage. 792 00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:22,828 And then after you glue that, fill it with this ash. 793 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:27,066 You got it. 794 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:34,106 And that glue better be organic. 795 00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:39,778 You know, you could throw my old phone away. 796 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,986 Whoa... 797 00:39:47,086 --> 00:39:49,021 Apple... 798 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:55,694 Yes, here we go, here we go, here we go. 799 00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:57,062 London? 800 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,631 - Baby. - Where have you been? 801 00:39:58,731 --> 00:40:00,733 I think someone's broke into my house. 802 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,468 I, I... 803 00:40:06,739 --> 00:40:07,973 London? 804 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:14,780 Wake up. 805 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,383 Why won't he wake up? Did you guys only smoke weed? 806 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:19,385 There was a lot of weed. 807 00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:23,188 What the fuck? 808 00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:25,357 Hey, buddy. 809 00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:27,492 You feeling okay? 810 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,962 Dylan, fuck you, man. 811 00:40:30,062 --> 00:40:32,298 Angel, this was the worst idea you've ever had. 812 00:40:32,398 --> 00:40:35,267 I'm so high and I got the biggest meeting 813 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,735 of my life today. 814 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,755 We could have burned anything to get those ashes. 815 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,407 I've been telling you, man, it's about 816 00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:44,209 the consistency of the ash. 817 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:47,980 No, you know what? Stop. Okay? 818 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,648 Leo, Fat Joe, Dylan, 819 00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:51,026 take these urns and put them back 820 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,319 in Apple's house without her knowing. 821 00:40:53,419 --> 00:40:55,321 Wait, hold up. 822 00:40:55,421 --> 00:40:58,757 In Calabasas? Hell no, bro. 823 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,160 Hell yes, bro. 824 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:03,562 Angel, you're coming with me. 825 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,933 I'm legitimately... 826 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:11,337 Legitimately too high to drive right now, I think. 827 00:41:11,437 --> 00:41:12,638 I could drive us. 828 00:41:14,006 --> 00:41:15,507 Okay. 829 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,518 Let's just take my G-wagon. 830 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:27,820 - Yeah. - Yeah. 831 00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,156 Sorry, excuse me. Sorry. 832 00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:36,028 - You know... - Yeah. 833 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,265 - Just... - Yeah, go that way. 834 00:41:44,403 --> 00:41:46,138 Oh, God. 835 00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:47,873 ♪ ♪ 836 00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:52,310 Good as new. 837 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,618 You didn't forget anything in the room, right? 838 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:08,460 Who the fuck is that guy? 839 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,229 She already got a new boyfriend? 840 00:42:10,329 --> 00:42:12,965 ♪ ♪ 841 00:42:15,267 --> 00:42:16,969 Please read this. 842 00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,541 Okay. Me, me, me. 843 00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:28,647 Not me, not me, not me, me, me. 844 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:33,318 Don't care. Don't care. 845 00:42:33,419 --> 00:42:37,322 I save the day. Batman wins, amazing. 846 00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:42,394 Let me just call Leo. 847 00:42:42,494 --> 00:42:43,595 London. 848 00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:45,264 Yo, Leo, how'd it go? 849 00:42:45,364 --> 00:42:48,434 Yo, we got the urns back in Apple's house. 850 00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:49,601 Woo! 851 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:51,804 Thank God. How's it look? 852 00:42:51,904 --> 00:42:54,206 Well, it looks lovely, like nothing ever happened. 853 00:42:54,306 --> 00:42:57,476 But dude, we kind of got a different problem, man. 854 00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:59,546 Seriously. 855 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,246 What does that mean? 856 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:02,857 It means you should probably come over to Apple's house 857 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,783 right now, man, it's kind of bad, bro. 858 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,261 Dude, I can't. I'm at the Batman meeting. 859 00:43:06,285 --> 00:43:08,521 - I literally just pulled up. - Yeah, I hear you. 860 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,031 But if you care about your relationship, 861 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,615 you better get over here right now, man. 862 00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:13,092 It's pretty ugly, man. 863 00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,761 All right, fuck it, dude. 864 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:17,181 Just stay right there. I'm coming. 865 00:43:17,229 --> 00:43:19,465 Just don't let her leave. 866 00:43:19,566 --> 00:43:21,233 Why is this happening to me today? 867 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,234 I got to call Maxine. 868 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:23,602 London. 869 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,238 Maxine, I'm going to be an hour late. 870 00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:28,107 I'm sorry, I'm stuck in traffic. 871 00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:30,510 It's bumper to bumper. It's so weird. 872 00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:33,178 - The 405. - The Rigmarole, crazy. 873 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,847 Maybe there's an accident or something. 874 00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:36,615 You know what? It is an accident. 875 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:39,586 I'm it's like a Fiat is like tipped over. 876 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,421 So it's like oil, giant oil spill. I think. 877 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:44,656 An oil spill. Wild. 878 00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,326 Fossil fuels, right? So fucking whack. 879 00:43:47,426 --> 00:43:49,228 Right, so whack. Totally whack. 880 00:43:49,328 --> 00:43:51,196 So what do you think? 881 00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:54,800 How much time do you think you need? 882 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,636 I don't know. With the way, the way it's looking right now, 883 00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:59,471 I'm looking at Olive's GPS, 884 00:43:59,572 --> 00:44:04,309 it says 40... 44 minutes. 885 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:07,112 But, you know, L.A., right? 886 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:12,017 You know what, London? No problem. I'll handle it. 887 00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:14,219 I mean, Maxine, thank you. And you know what? 888 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,787 I'm going to yell at Olive right now. 889 00:44:15,888 --> 00:44:16,888 Please just drive. 890 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,257 We've hit the shoulder Lane... 891 00:44:18,357 --> 00:44:19,925 Hey, Olive, don't fucking drive at all. 892 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:22,595 Are you out of your mind? 893 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,005 Well, first of all, I hope your acting 894 00:44:24,029 --> 00:44:25,541 is going to be a little bit better than that 895 00:44:25,565 --> 00:44:26,575 on your second Batman audition. 896 00:44:26,599 --> 00:44:28,033 Oh my God. Oh my God 897 00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,512 I swear to God, if you... you know how hard I worked 898 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,546 for you to get this fucking meeting? 899 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:31,937 Do you have any idea? 900 00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,207 Do not fuck this up over a pair of tits in nice clothes. 901 00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:38,177 She's so scary! Drive, drive. 902 00:44:38,277 --> 00:44:41,013 You are not a real feminist. Do not back up! 903 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:43,749 God damn it! Stop the car! What the fuck is this? 904 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,409 Oh my God, she's getting out of the car. 905 00:44:47,219 --> 00:44:49,459 Do you have any idea how many dicks I sucked in this town 906 00:44:49,488 --> 00:44:50,756 in order to get this meeting? 907 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,491 I did not suck these dicks in vain. 908 00:44:52,592 --> 00:44:55,360 ♪ ♪ 909 00:44:57,530 --> 00:44:58,873 - Where's Apple at? - She just left. 910 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:01,133 - You just missed them. - You let her leave? 911 00:45:01,233 --> 00:45:04,504 How was I supposed to stop your girl? 912 00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:07,406 Yo, London, she left with some dude. 913 00:45:07,507 --> 00:45:09,041 She left with a dude? 914 00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,644 A buff dude. 915 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,546 And they had bags. 916 00:45:13,646 --> 00:45:14,947 And yes, they left together. 917 00:45:15,047 --> 00:45:17,883 With a fucking neck pillow, look. 918 00:45:19,418 --> 00:45:20,953 Oh, my God, that dude's huge. 919 00:45:21,053 --> 00:45:22,622 Jacked, dude, look at his shoulders. 920 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:24,098 It took him countless hours to get it 921 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:25,625 stretched out like that, bro. 922 00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:28,961 - He would beat your ass, dude. - Neck pillow. 923 00:45:29,061 --> 00:45:30,262 Is she about to fly somewhere? 924 00:45:30,362 --> 00:45:32,297 She always flies private out of Van Nuys. 925 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,765 So it's easy to get there. 926 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,101 I got to pull up to the airport. 927 00:45:38,470 --> 00:45:40,038 Hold on one second. 928 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:45,210 London. 929 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:47,045 I just fucking answered Maxine's call. 930 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:49,881 Hi. Yup, I'm about to be there now. 931 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,452 - What are you doing? - Fuck fuck fuck! 932 00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:54,663 I'm supposed to be at that meeting! 933 00:45:54,687 --> 00:45:58,156 Go to the meeting. Fuck love. 934 00:45:58,257 --> 00:46:00,158 Go be Batman. 935 00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:02,761 I'm not losing her over this acting job. 936 00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,296 Maybe I don't want to be Batman. 937 00:46:04,396 --> 00:46:06,798 Maybe everyone else just wants me to be Batman. 938 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,835 And I don't want to be... the lead in a 100... 939 00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:11,303 million dollar... 940 00:46:11,403 --> 00:46:13,640 movie that makes you legendary forever. 941 00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:14,741 Dude, you're tripping. 942 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,080 I would literally hire a hitman 943 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,210 and take my parents out to be Batman. 944 00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,412 We've already killed one family today. 945 00:46:20,513 --> 00:46:22,323 Hey, I hate to break up this bromance right now, 946 00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:23,949 but I just got a text from Maxine. 947 00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,860 It says if you are not at this meeting in 15 minutes, 948 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:29,187 she is going to cut your dick and balls off. 949 00:46:29,288 --> 00:46:31,423 That's the nice part, do you want me to read the rest? 950 00:46:31,524 --> 00:46:32,791 We're good. 951 00:46:35,394 --> 00:46:36,495 What do I do? 952 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,565 Bro, go to the meeting. 953 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,534 I can't, I can't do it. 954 00:46:43,569 --> 00:46:45,270 I choose love. 955 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,572 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 956 00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:49,074 I get it if you guys don't want to be friends no more 957 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,810 because this is career suicide. 958 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:55,180 But if we didn't leave you after that shitty ass, 959 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,718 horrible, terrible, worst thing that's ever 960 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,820 been shown on a television finale? 961 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,357 Respectfully, we're not going to leave you now. 962 00:47:06,626 --> 00:47:08,093 Real friends. 963 00:47:09,428 --> 00:47:11,296 We're good. 964 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,700 Go get your girl, man. 965 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,500 Can I borrow your car? 966 00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:20,405 My dawg. 967 00:47:20,506 --> 00:47:22,974 Sorry, Dylan. 968 00:47:26,746 --> 00:47:28,514 Thanks, Olive. 969 00:47:28,614 --> 00:47:30,048 Yo, hold up. 970 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:32,384 Hey, where'd you say that meeting was at again? 971 00:47:37,389 --> 00:47:39,358 Van Nuys Airport, how can I help you? 972 00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:42,160 Hey. Are there any flights about to take off 973 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,430 or is there any buff dudes with a neck pillow 974 00:47:45,531 --> 00:47:46,865 at the airport right now? 975 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,134 Uh, yeah, there actually is. Yes. 976 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:50,268 There is. 977 00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:52,772 Yo, please, break the wing or some shit. 978 00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:53,871 I'm on my way. 979 00:47:53,939 --> 00:47:55,775 All right, bye. Have a good day. 980 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,175 Fucking weirdo. 981 00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:02,381 About to catch this jet, brothers and sisters, what's up? 982 00:48:03,716 --> 00:48:05,117 Yo! 983 00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:07,152 Oh, it's that actor, dude, right? 984 00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:10,590 What the fuck, dude, are you trying to take my girl? 985 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:12,525 Is she on there right now? 986 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:13,693 Dennis Rodman? 987 00:48:13,793 --> 00:48:15,160 Why are you so mad, man? 988 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,705 You should be mad at the trash-ass finale, man. 989 00:48:16,729 --> 00:48:19,699 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. 990 00:48:19,799 --> 00:48:20,800 Great job. 991 00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:23,435 Hey, superstar, what's up, baby? 992 00:48:23,536 --> 00:48:24,936 You stay sleeping. 993 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,636 I'll be in Vegas, baby. I'll be in Vegas. 994 00:48:26,672 --> 00:48:28,106 Stay awake from him! 995 00:48:31,878 --> 00:48:36,448 I can't believe you gave London the keys to your car, bro. 996 00:48:36,549 --> 00:48:39,050 Got us sitting three in the back right now. 997 00:48:39,151 --> 00:48:40,586 Three in the back. 998 00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:44,724 Damn it. Olive! 999 00:48:44,824 --> 00:48:46,491 Where are we going right now? 1000 00:48:46,592 --> 00:48:50,563 You know I'm not letting London miss that meeting, right? 1001 00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:52,598 - The Batman meeting? - Yeah. 1002 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,802 Who are you thinking about for Robin? 1003 00:48:55,902 --> 00:48:59,037 What do you think about, you know, maybe like Peter Dinklage? 1004 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:00,907 Oh, thank you. 1005 00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:03,308 Hold on one second. Thank you. 1006 00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:04,976 Come to mama. 1007 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,679 Is he always this late? 1008 00:49:06,779 --> 00:49:08,346 Hm? Is he late? 1009 00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:14,986 I did not even notice. I'm having such a good time. 1010 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,022 Damn, I love acting. 1011 00:49:20,192 --> 00:49:21,727 Batman wears a mask. 1012 00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:25,263 Just... the actor is going to have to wear it constantly. 1013 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,867 So director, tell me about your movie. 1014 00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:29,535 I was hoping you read the script. 1015 00:49:29,635 --> 00:49:32,070 Have you read the script? 1016 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:34,039 Of course, he's read the script. 1017 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:35,541 Of course you read the script. 1018 00:49:35,641 --> 00:49:37,710 London, tell them all about. Just kidding. 1019 00:49:37,810 --> 00:49:39,912 Does it look like I'm kidding? 1020 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:42,147 Whose dick do I gotta suck around here 1021 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:44,449 to get some pancakes? 1022 00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:46,953 End of scene. See, this is going to be amazing. 1023 00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:48,721 This movie is going to shoot itself. 1024 00:49:48,821 --> 00:49:51,089 I think I'm going to shoot myself. 1025 00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:53,425 I can't believe we let him go in there with that mask. 1026 00:49:53,526 --> 00:49:56,896 Leo's fucking wearing an elephant on his head. 1027 00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:58,731 Yeah, I got to be honest you guys have had 1028 00:49:58,831 --> 00:50:03,101 a lot of dumb ideas, but this one... this one's really dumb. 1029 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:07,607 Shh, shh, shh, be still. 1030 00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:09,174 This will hurt now. 1031 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:12,512 What are you doing? 1032 00:50:13,746 --> 00:50:15,280 That's perfect. 1033 00:50:18,751 --> 00:50:20,553 It's okay, it's okay. 1034 00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:24,690 Don't touch it. 1035 00:50:24,790 --> 00:50:26,358 Are you feeling okay? 1036 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:29,060 You got hit in the face really hard. 1037 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,564 It is so hard to take you seriously... 1038 00:50:31,664 --> 00:50:34,967 with that fucking thing on your face! 1039 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:38,203 Good Bad People sucked. 1040 00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:42,073 - Your finale was shit. - He didn't write it. 1041 00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:44,075 But you're the best thing of the show. 1042 00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:45,745 Uh, thanks. 1043 00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:48,113 I mean, honestly, thank God 1044 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:49,825 I pulled your old phone out of the garbage can, 1045 00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:51,660 found out that your dad's birthday is your passcode 1046 00:50:51,684 --> 00:50:54,286 and used Find my iPhone to track your coordinates. 1047 00:50:54,386 --> 00:50:59,759 You have been very hard to keep track of today, Mister. 1048 00:50:59,859 --> 00:51:01,859 Oh, and you really shouldn't throw that stuff away, 1049 00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:03,663 you know, freaking crazy people 1050 00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,330 could get a hold of that shit. 1051 00:51:06,766 --> 00:51:09,200 Did you just give me stitches? 1052 00:51:09,301 --> 00:51:11,904 Lucky for you both my parents are doctors. 1053 00:51:12,004 --> 00:51:14,439 I never leave home without my sewing kit. 1054 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:18,720 And that's when I realized the only person 1055 00:51:18,744 --> 00:51:22,347 that will always be there for you is your stalker. 1056 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:26,852 Um, I want to call my friends. See if they can pick me up. 1057 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:29,722 Sure. 1058 00:51:29,822 --> 00:51:31,089 My phone's dead, fuck. 1059 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,558 Do you have a charger? 1060 00:51:32,658 --> 00:51:35,761 Uh, yeah, there's one in the glove compartment. 1061 00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:40,465 ♪ ♪ 1062 00:51:42,768 --> 00:51:44,637 That's a lot of gloves. 1063 00:51:44,737 --> 00:51:47,506 Well, yeah, silly, it's the glove compartment. 1064 00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:48,808 Right. 1065 00:52:01,353 --> 00:52:04,422 Just gotta wait a minute for it to turn on. 1066 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:11,296 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1067 00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:14,000 ♪ Sitting alone inside my car ♪ 1068 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,367 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1069 00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:17,570 Can you take me home right now? 1070 00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:20,238 Yeah, yeah. 1071 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,307 I was actually about to head over there anyway. 1072 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:24,275 ♪ Nobody here to help you ♪ 1073 00:52:24,376 --> 00:52:27,178 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1074 00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:28,914 ♪ In my car ♪ 1075 00:52:29,015 --> 00:52:32,852 Bro, I can not even fucking see in this car anymore. 1076 00:52:32,952 --> 00:52:34,920 Roll down the windows. 1077 00:52:35,021 --> 00:52:38,090 Wait, am I high now? 1078 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:41,627 You're literally sitting in a blunt right now. 1079 00:52:41,727 --> 00:52:44,295 I have eyes on the suspects in the safety pin car 1080 00:52:44,396 --> 00:52:45,831 from the Calabasas break in. 1081 00:52:45,931 --> 00:52:48,868 ♪ Sitting in a blunt Sitting in a blunt ♪ 1082 00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:50,770 ♪ Da da da da da da da ♪ 1083 00:52:50,870 --> 00:52:52,071 ♪ Sitting in a blunt ♪ 1084 00:52:54,507 --> 00:52:56,042 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1085 00:52:56,142 --> 00:52:57,877 - Put that shit out. - I got this. 1086 00:53:01,881 --> 00:53:03,115 Oh, God. 1087 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,950 Are you serious right now? 1088 00:53:07,086 --> 00:53:08,120 Shit. 1089 00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:09,655 - What? - Oh, no. 1090 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:11,691 I mean, I've been on this shit for eight hours. 1091 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:14,225 You know us actors and our organic diets. 1092 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,226 I'll be back. 1093 00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,262 That is a Juilliard thing. 1094 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,899 They have this whole new nutritional digestive 1095 00:53:19,999 --> 00:53:23,435 artistic integration thing. 1096 00:53:23,536 --> 00:53:25,270 I've had worse meetings. 1097 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:28,273 He really reminds me of a young River Phoenix. 1098 00:53:28,373 --> 00:53:29,575 - Really? - Mm-hmm. Doesn't he? 1099 00:53:29,675 --> 00:53:31,577 He reminds me of the fucking elephant man. 1100 00:53:31,677 --> 00:53:34,714 This is L.A., man. We can smoke wherever we want. 1101 00:53:34,814 --> 00:53:36,115 I'm aware of that. 1102 00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:38,184 Come on down. Let's have a little chat. 1103 00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:39,952 You a cool cop or something? 1104 00:53:40,052 --> 00:53:42,154 Yeah, stoney smurf. Give me a little bit of that. 1105 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:43,665 All right. Thank you, how about that? 1106 00:53:43,689 --> 00:53:44,933 - All right. Cool. - Get over here. Get over. 1107 00:53:44,957 --> 00:53:47,358 I trusted you! 1108 00:53:47,459 --> 00:53:49,061 - Get that out of here. - What the fuck? 1109 00:53:49,161 --> 00:53:50,471 Hands in the air. Hands in the air. 1110 00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:52,565 Oh, take a dubstep back there, Daft Punk. 1111 00:53:52,665 --> 00:53:56,001 - All right. - What up, Leo. 1112 00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,469 How was the meeting, bro? 1113 00:53:57,570 --> 00:53:59,772 Man, you know I killed it. I hope I got the part. 1114 00:53:59,872 --> 00:54:01,272 Oh my God. 1115 00:54:02,174 --> 00:54:04,810 Okay, here we go. 1116 00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:08,480 Did that really just happen, or is this some good-ass weed? 1117 00:54:08,581 --> 00:54:11,416 This is some good ass weed, bro. 1118 00:54:11,517 --> 00:54:13,986 Oh my God, it's all over my hand. 1119 00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:21,426 Why do you always sit outside my house? 1120 00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:23,328 Follow me to work. 1121 00:54:25,731 --> 00:54:27,600 Um... 1122 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:31,369 I guess I just really relate to you. 1123 00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:36,742 I don't think you really know me. 1124 00:54:36,842 --> 00:54:40,713 That's just a character on Good Bad People, that's not me. 1125 00:54:40,813 --> 00:54:43,314 I'm not talking about Good Bad People. 1126 00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,985 I've been a fan since I Hate My Parents. 1127 00:54:46,085 --> 00:54:47,887 You've seen I Hate My Parents? 1128 00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:49,221 - Yeah. - That's crazy. 1129 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,656 I feel like no one saw that. 1130 00:54:50,756 --> 00:54:54,325 Oh well, I watched it like every single day. 1131 00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:55,728 I know every line. 1132 00:54:55,828 --> 00:54:59,397 Honestly, I mean, the acting, it's just... 1133 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:01,934 It's so brilliant. 1134 00:55:03,869 --> 00:55:05,671 Thanks. 1135 00:55:05,771 --> 00:55:06,772 Baby... 1136 00:55:07,873 --> 00:55:10,475 No way, how did you get one of these? 1137 00:55:10,576 --> 00:55:12,477 They don't even sell these here. 1138 00:55:12,578 --> 00:55:15,014 This used to be my favorite drink back in... 1139 00:55:15,114 --> 00:55:16,615 - high school. - High school. 1140 00:55:23,956 --> 00:55:25,057 ♪ I never thought ♪ 1141 00:55:25,157 --> 00:55:27,226 Shut the fuck up. 1142 00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:28,393 This used to be my... 1143 00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,863 - favorite song. - Favorite song. 1144 00:55:30,963 --> 00:55:34,266 ♪ I traced the cord back to the wall ♪ 1145 00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:36,735 ♪ No wonder it was never plugged in at all ♪ 1146 00:55:36,836 --> 00:55:39,605 Damn, why is everyone so worried about me? 1147 00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:44,375 Oh. They probably saw the video of the fight. 1148 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,344 There was a video of the fight? 1149 00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:48,113 Yeah. I mean, it went viral. 1150 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,115 It's trending everywhere. 1151 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:52,751 Oh, I look like such a fucking idiot. 1152 00:55:52,852 --> 00:55:54,019 No, you don't. 1153 00:55:54,119 --> 00:55:57,289 You look amazing even while getting knocked out. 1154 00:55:57,422 --> 00:55:59,225 It's crazy. 1155 00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:00,693 I got to call Apple. 1156 00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:06,532 Damn, straight to voicemail. 1157 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:11,436 She's not answering any of my calls. 1158 00:56:12,605 --> 00:56:15,007 Kinda sounds like she sucks. 1159 00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:18,010 I shouldn't laugh at that. 1160 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:20,980 It was funny. 1161 00:56:24,283 --> 00:56:26,518 This is as far as I can go. 1162 00:56:26,619 --> 00:56:30,556 - Oh, right, the, uh... - Restraining order. 1163 00:56:30,656 --> 00:56:32,825 - Yes. - Yeah. 1164 00:56:32,925 --> 00:56:35,327 Well, I won't tell if you won't. 1165 00:56:35,426 --> 00:56:37,630 Also thank you for my stitches. 1166 00:56:37,730 --> 00:56:38,998 - The Band-Aid. - Yeah. 1167 00:56:40,299 --> 00:56:42,902 Looks good. Poor baby. 1168 00:56:43,002 --> 00:56:45,104 You're actually cool. 1169 00:56:45,204 --> 00:56:47,106 I'm down to be friends. 1170 00:56:49,174 --> 00:56:52,410 Uh... Yeah, okay. 1171 00:56:53,846 --> 00:56:56,447 Are you serious? 1172 00:56:56,548 --> 00:56:59,051 Is this why you've been acting weird all day? 1173 00:56:59,151 --> 00:57:00,386 Baby, I can explain. 1174 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:03,989 Is that your stalker? 1175 00:57:06,158 --> 00:57:07,760 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. 1176 00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:09,361 I love you. 1177 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:10,763 We can run away together, 1178 00:57:10,863 --> 00:57:13,232 I have two first-class tickets to Cancun. 1179 00:57:13,332 --> 00:57:14,366 What? No. 1180 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:15,601 Hey, where are you going? 1181 00:57:15,701 --> 00:57:17,012 Also, wait, why are you mad at me? 1182 00:57:17,036 --> 00:57:18,546 You're the one who is running around town 1183 00:57:18,570 --> 00:57:20,506 with some other guy this afternoon. 1184 00:57:21,774 --> 00:57:24,643 I came here to make sure you are okay 1185 00:57:24,743 --> 00:57:26,879 because I saw your ass getting whupped on Instagram, 1186 00:57:26,979 --> 00:57:29,348 but clearly you're doing just fine. 1187 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:33,052 Okay. Yeah, that looks bad, but it's not. 1188 00:57:33,152 --> 00:57:34,912 She just kidnaped me after I got knocked out. 1189 00:57:38,157 --> 00:57:41,327 Why are you avoiding the fact that I saw you with another guy? 1190 00:57:41,427 --> 00:57:44,663 You mean, Luca, my stylist? 1191 00:57:46,598 --> 00:57:48,334 The big guy? 1192 00:57:48,434 --> 00:57:49,668 Yeah. 1193 00:57:51,136 --> 00:57:52,771 He's a stylist? 1194 00:57:52,871 --> 00:57:54,616 But you know what, that might get a little confusing for you 1195 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,184 when you get high with your friends all the time. 1196 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:58,444 So let me make this not confusing for you. 1197 00:57:58,544 --> 00:58:00,579 We need a break. 1198 00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:03,582 I'm not doing this right now. 1199 00:58:03,682 --> 00:58:05,250 You know what, fuck that. 1200 00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:07,987 You started this shit when you said that dumb text message. 1201 00:58:08,087 --> 00:58:11,724 What message? 1202 00:58:11,824 --> 00:58:14,326 Why did you spell it like that, hm? 1203 00:58:14,426 --> 00:58:16,695 It's a typo. 1204 00:58:18,430 --> 00:58:19,832 Okay. Okay, well, what about this, 1205 00:58:19,932 --> 00:58:22,101 I wish I didn't have to do this through text. 1206 00:58:22,201 --> 00:58:24,570 Weird. 1207 00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:27,606 Because I wish I could do it in person 1208 00:58:27,706 --> 00:58:29,942 because I like waking up next to you. 1209 00:58:30,909 --> 00:58:33,078 ♪ ♪ 1210 00:58:40,552 --> 00:58:41,920 Wait, Apple. 1211 00:58:47,793 --> 00:58:49,795 Fuck! 1212 00:58:51,563 --> 00:58:53,232 Not going that way. 1213 00:58:54,533 --> 00:58:57,936 Hey, babe! See you later, okay? 1214 00:58:58,037 --> 00:58:59,571 Definitely not. 1215 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:02,574 ♪ ♪ 1216 00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:14,586 Hey, this is London. Leave a message. 1217 00:59:17,524 --> 00:59:20,993 All right, Maxine, here. 1218 00:59:21,093 --> 00:59:23,028 Um, leaving you a voicemail because you 1219 00:59:23,128 --> 00:59:25,697 all of a sudden don't pick up the phone for me anymore. 1220 00:59:25,798 --> 00:59:29,668 That's maybe the first time I've left a voicemail in years. 1221 00:59:29,768 --> 00:59:32,604 People don't send me to voicemail, but you know what? 1222 00:59:32,704 --> 00:59:34,339 I'm going to take this opportunity 1223 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,177 to put in recording... a recording 1224 00:59:38,277 --> 00:59:42,948 so you can listen to this over and over and over again. 1225 00:59:43,048 --> 00:59:47,086 London, you're fucking fired. 1226 00:59:47,186 --> 00:59:50,022 After that bullshit you pulled today, 1227 00:59:50,122 --> 00:59:52,024 sending one of your fucking friends 1228 00:59:52,124 --> 00:59:54,035 to a meeting with the director of fucking Batman. 1229 00:59:54,059 --> 00:59:56,795 You humiliated me in front of this entire fucking town... 1230 00:59:56,895 --> 00:59:59,665 Here we are. No fucking Batman job. 1231 00:59:59,765 --> 01:00:03,202 My name associated with the shittiest finale 1232 01:00:03,302 --> 01:00:04,302 in television history. 1233 01:00:04,369 --> 01:00:05,704 Worse than Lost. 1234 01:00:05,804 --> 01:00:08,373 Worse than fucking Game of Thrones. 1235 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:10,676 I hope you're still listening. I know you're listening. 1236 01:00:10,776 --> 01:00:12,056 You're such a fucking narcissist. 1237 01:00:12,111 --> 01:00:14,980 Like when I visited you on set that day 1238 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,715 and you were simulating a sex scene, 1239 01:00:16,815 --> 01:00:20,385 I could tell from that that you can't fuck. 1240 01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,321 You can't even fuck. 1241 01:00:22,421 --> 01:00:24,022 I know you're bad at sex. 1242 01:00:24,123 --> 01:00:27,292 Also, I'm not entirely sure you can read. 1243 01:00:27,392 --> 01:00:28,561 There. I said it. 1244 01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:30,796 Okay, I deleted your old tweets. 1245 01:00:30,896 --> 01:00:33,098 I still have them screengrabbed. Okay? 1246 01:00:33,198 --> 01:00:34,867 You don't think I keep shit on my cloud? 1247 01:00:34,967 --> 01:00:36,201 You're wrong, bitch. 1248 01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:39,004 I still have all your fucking nudes, too. 1249 01:00:39,104 --> 01:00:41,140 All your Brett Favre dick nudes. 1250 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,841 I have them. 1251 01:00:42,941 --> 01:00:45,444 I'm not going to waste any more of my minutes on you. 1252 01:00:45,545 --> 01:00:48,080 You little fucking bitch. 1253 01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:55,320 You crooked-dick fucking illiterate hillbilly. 1254 01:01:00,058 --> 01:01:01,693 So... 1255 01:01:01,793 --> 01:01:04,129 Feels like a good time for me to be done. 1256 01:01:06,098 --> 01:01:08,500 I'd quit, too. 1257 01:01:08,601 --> 01:01:11,770 What? No, I'm just done for the day. 1258 01:01:13,005 --> 01:01:14,339 I'll see you tomorrow. 1259 01:01:15,007 --> 01:01:16,775 'Kay. 1260 01:01:17,943 --> 01:01:19,311 Do you want me to turn a light on? 1261 01:01:19,411 --> 01:01:20,779 No. 1262 01:01:20,879 --> 01:01:23,382 ♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1263 01:01:23,482 --> 01:01:26,285 ♪ Are we oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1264 01:01:26,385 --> 01:01:28,086 ♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1265 01:01:30,289 --> 01:01:32,758 Damn, bro, 1266 01:01:32,858 --> 01:01:36,428 I seen you get knocked the fuck out by that big dude. 1267 01:01:36,529 --> 01:01:37,529 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. 1268 01:01:37,597 --> 01:01:39,031 Oh, man. 1269 01:01:39,131 --> 01:01:40,265 Great job. 1270 01:01:40,365 --> 01:01:41,733 Nice Band-aid. 1271 01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:44,269 My stalker gave me stitches. 1272 01:01:44,369 --> 01:01:46,471 Your stalker... 1273 01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:47,973 Gave you stitches? 1274 01:01:48,073 --> 01:01:51,376 Yeah, she's like pre-med or something. 1275 01:01:51,476 --> 01:01:52,911 You feeling all right, though? 1276 01:01:53,011 --> 01:01:56,882 No. This is the worst day of my entire life. 1277 01:01:58,585 --> 01:02:00,285 I'm going to sleep, man. 1278 01:02:00,385 --> 01:02:02,955 Today sucks. Where's Leo? 1279 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,961 Where's Dylan? 1280 01:02:11,063 --> 01:02:12,064 Uh... 1281 01:02:12,965 --> 01:02:17,102 ♪ I'll sit in the jail ♪ 1282 01:02:17,202 --> 01:02:19,071 No... 1283 01:02:21,406 --> 01:02:22,508 No... 1284 01:02:24,544 --> 01:02:25,978 She's really hot. 1285 01:02:30,449 --> 01:02:32,751 Really? 1286 01:02:34,886 --> 01:02:36,288 I don't wanna. 1287 01:02:41,326 --> 01:02:42,562 Hello. 1288 01:02:42,662 --> 01:02:44,697 Um, hi. We need you. 1289 01:02:44,796 --> 01:02:46,265 Ooh. 1290 01:02:46,365 --> 01:02:51,704 I'm just really, really busy like, new house shit. 1291 01:02:51,803 --> 01:02:54,840 You know what? I got jumped today. 1292 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:56,552 I bailed on the biggest meeting of my life. 1293 01:02:56,576 --> 01:02:58,186 Apple hates me and Leo and Dylan are in jail. 1294 01:02:58,210 --> 01:02:59,878 Do you see what happens when you move out? 1295 01:02:59,978 --> 01:03:02,981 Oh my God, London. Are you okay? Where are you? 1296 01:03:03,081 --> 01:03:04,783 I'm outside your house. 1297 01:03:07,252 --> 01:03:08,353 Fuck. 1298 01:03:11,957 --> 01:03:15,093 Yay! My first night away from you guys, 1299 01:03:15,193 --> 01:03:18,230 and here I am... with you guys. 1300 01:03:18,330 --> 01:03:20,299 - Sorry. - Yo yo yo. 1301 01:03:20,399 --> 01:03:22,769 Can I take a piss in your new crib real quick? 1302 01:03:22,868 --> 01:03:24,836 All right, good looking out. 1303 01:03:27,674 --> 01:03:29,308 I'm so mad at you. 1304 01:03:29,408 --> 01:03:30,408 Scoot the fuck over. 1305 01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:33,078 ♪ ♪ 1306 01:03:36,181 --> 01:03:37,949 Bro, they were chanting your name. 1307 01:03:38,050 --> 01:03:39,585 They loved you in there. 1308 01:03:39,686 --> 01:03:40,687 Yeah! 1309 01:03:40,787 --> 01:03:41,953 Woo! 1310 01:03:42,054 --> 01:03:44,022 I didn't know they were here. 1311 01:03:44,122 --> 01:03:46,291 - Yeah! - Yes, guys, yes! 1312 01:03:46,391 --> 01:03:48,528 You guys are so dumb. Let's go home. 1313 01:03:48,628 --> 01:03:51,863 - Leo just got out of jail. - We need to do something. 1314 01:03:51,963 --> 01:03:56,468 It's time to party! 1315 01:03:56,569 --> 01:03:58,904 You heard 'em you heard 'em! 1316 01:03:59,004 --> 01:04:01,073 Where are we going? 1317 01:04:01,173 --> 01:04:03,442 I... am ordering an Uber 1318 01:04:03,543 --> 01:04:07,446 so that I can go enjoy airplane mode at my new house. 1319 01:04:07,547 --> 01:04:09,881 So you can never call me again, 1320 01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:11,483 but have so much fun. 1321 01:04:11,584 --> 01:04:12,585 Shotgun. Okay. 1322 01:04:12,685 --> 01:04:14,219 Come on, London, we got plans. 1323 01:04:16,021 --> 01:04:17,122 So, did you guys miss us? 1324 01:04:17,222 --> 01:04:20,626 Oh! Oh, my, there is... 1325 01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:22,170 There's a lot of valuable shit in there. 1326 01:04:22,194 --> 01:04:24,496 I just realized I'm still depressed. 1327 01:04:25,997 --> 01:04:28,066 ♪ Sitting in a blunt Sitting in a ♪ 1328 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,486 - Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. - Oh... 1329 01:04:29,569 --> 01:04:31,169 What the fuck happened to your face, man? 1330 01:04:31,236 --> 01:04:33,372 - Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. - Oh... 1331 01:04:33,472 --> 01:04:35,608 Yo, Apple dumped him. 1332 01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,744 Man, fuck all that sad boy shit. 1333 01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:39,277 Dylan, find us a party. 1334 01:04:39,378 --> 01:04:40,613 On it. 1335 01:04:40,713 --> 01:04:43,482 Uh, no. Take me home and I'm not fucking playing. 1336 01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:47,787 According to your... 1337 01:04:47,886 --> 01:04:50,255 ex-girlfriend? 1338 01:04:51,657 --> 01:04:54,960 She are Why-G's house, raging. 1339 01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,895 You still follow her? 1340 01:04:56,995 --> 01:04:58,897 Damn, I blocked her ass. 1341 01:04:58,997 --> 01:05:00,666 Whoa, what a good friend. 1342 01:05:00,767 --> 01:05:01,844 Why would she be at Why-g's house? 1343 01:05:01,868 --> 01:05:03,034 We've been fighting all day, 1344 01:05:03,135 --> 01:05:04,480 like why the fuck would she go out? 1345 01:05:04,504 --> 01:05:06,371 Because you've been fighting all day? 1346 01:05:06,471 --> 01:05:07,807 You apparently broke up. 1347 01:05:07,906 --> 01:05:09,709 He looks really cool. He dresses really cool. 1348 01:05:09,809 --> 01:05:12,144 He's a huge rapper. Super famous. 1349 01:05:12,244 --> 01:05:14,045 He loves me too. I could get us right in. 1350 01:05:14,146 --> 01:05:15,748 You're not getting in to this party. 1351 01:05:15,848 --> 01:05:18,016 I know Why-G. Just tell him I'm here. 1352 01:05:18,116 --> 01:05:20,820 Fine. Just get in line. 1353 01:05:20,919 --> 01:05:23,121 - All right. Weird. - Hold on. 1354 01:05:23,221 --> 01:05:26,191 Just get in line, everyone. 1355 01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:31,764 No. Get in line. 1356 01:05:31,864 --> 01:05:34,065 Yeah, I don't even... 1357 01:05:38,003 --> 01:05:40,640 Fuck it, dude, if this is how I get my girl back. 1358 01:05:43,509 --> 01:05:45,309 ♪ Whatever I'm smoking is making it blurrier ♪ 1359 01:05:45,343 --> 01:05:47,312 ♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪ 1360 01:05:48,413 --> 01:05:50,415 ♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪ 1361 01:05:51,751 --> 01:05:54,119 Yo, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll catch up. 1362 01:05:56,923 --> 01:05:58,156 Oh shit. 1363 01:05:58,256 --> 01:06:01,894 Are you willing to pay the price for fame? 1364 01:06:05,497 --> 01:06:06,866 Love the finale. 1365 01:06:06,965 --> 01:06:08,801 - Really? - Yeah. 1366 01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:11,470 Wow, thank you so much. 1367 01:06:11,571 --> 01:06:13,305 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1368 01:06:13,405 --> 01:06:17,442 All right. Well... I hope I didn't kill the vibe. 1369 01:06:20,513 --> 01:06:22,682 All right. Be safe. 1370 01:06:24,082 --> 01:06:25,984 Okay, and back to it. 1371 01:06:27,285 --> 01:06:30,288 ♪ ♪ 1372 01:06:32,925 --> 01:06:34,192 What's up, Why-G? 1373 01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:37,496 - Oh, shit, London, what up dawg? - What up, dude? 1374 01:06:37,597 --> 01:06:40,432 Hey, look man, don't come in here with all that sad shit 1375 01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:43,569 'cause the whole world saw you get your ass beat. 1376 01:06:43,669 --> 01:06:45,938 Fat Joe. 1377 01:06:46,037 --> 01:06:47,816 Don't fall asleep in my fucking house, a'ight? 1378 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,509 Not tonight, bro. 1379 01:06:49,609 --> 01:06:52,010 Leo, don't break shit. 1380 01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:54,814 Chill, man. Damn. 1381 01:06:54,914 --> 01:06:56,047 What's up? 1382 01:06:56,147 --> 01:06:58,383 You, I don't know who you is. 1383 01:06:58,483 --> 01:07:03,523 Why the fuck is you wearing gloves? 1384 01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:05,090 Fucking idiots, right? 1385 01:07:05,190 --> 01:07:07,192 You laughing. 1386 01:07:07,292 --> 01:07:09,929 I don't fuck with you. 1387 01:07:10,028 --> 01:07:11,597 Y'all have a good time, dawg. 1388 01:07:16,501 --> 01:07:18,738 ♪ Steppin over bodies like this was a morgue ♪ 1389 01:07:18,838 --> 01:07:20,973 There's no way Apple's here. 1390 01:07:21,072 --> 01:07:23,408 This is not her vibe. 1391 01:07:23,509 --> 01:07:27,145 Can I please have a drink before I drown myself in this pool? 1392 01:07:27,245 --> 01:07:29,080 Better it be that cup than that pool, man. 1393 01:07:31,082 --> 01:07:34,352 Man... Drake has a huge snake. 1394 01:07:34,452 --> 01:07:38,223 - What did you just say, bro? - What? 1395 01:07:38,323 --> 01:07:40,826 Drake, he has a huge snake. 1396 01:07:42,695 --> 01:07:43,996 Shit. 1397 01:07:44,095 --> 01:07:45,831 Drake is in the club with a snake. 1398 01:07:45,932 --> 01:07:48,133 That's crazy. 1399 01:07:48,233 --> 01:07:49,913 Hey, I'm about to stagger my way over there 1400 01:07:50,002 --> 01:07:51,804 and get a picture with Drake's snake. 1401 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:56,742 Damn, that is pretty cool. 1402 01:07:56,842 --> 01:07:59,144 That's me and Drake's snake. 1403 01:07:59,244 --> 01:08:01,413 I got a picture of Drake and Drake's big snake. 1404 01:08:01,514 --> 01:08:04,082 I don't think that's Drake. 1405 01:08:04,182 --> 01:08:05,518 Fake Drake. 1406 01:08:05,618 --> 01:08:07,085 Ah! 1407 01:08:13,826 --> 01:08:16,729 Oh, God! 1408 01:08:16,829 --> 01:08:18,129 Oh my fucking God! 1409 01:08:18,229 --> 01:08:20,032 God's plan. 1410 01:08:24,503 --> 01:08:25,838 Oh my God! 1411 01:08:25,938 --> 01:08:29,274 Why? Fake Drake! 1412 01:08:34,547 --> 01:08:37,115 You okay? 1413 01:08:37,215 --> 01:08:38,884 That's some good ketamine. 1414 01:08:41,119 --> 01:08:43,388 Drake's snake just bit me. 1415 01:08:44,189 --> 01:08:47,158 Drake's snake? 1416 01:08:47,258 --> 01:08:49,695 Clearly, this party isn't for you. 1417 01:08:49,795 --> 01:08:51,296 Hi, security, 1418 01:08:51,396 --> 01:08:54,533 can you please escort five guests off the property? 1419 01:08:54,634 --> 01:08:56,134 Come on. 1420 01:08:56,234 --> 01:08:58,671 - We're good. - Did we even go inside? 1421 01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:01,339 Where's Fat Joe? 1422 01:09:03,408 --> 01:09:06,277 - Oh, hell no. - Fat Joe's stuck in the K-hole. 1423 01:09:06,378 --> 01:09:07,513 - Fat Joe? - Fat Joe. 1424 01:09:07,613 --> 01:09:10,750 Hey, buddy, wake the fuck up, man. 1425 01:09:10,850 --> 01:09:13,151 What do we do? 1426 01:09:13,251 --> 01:09:15,220 - Berry. - Berry. 1427 01:09:16,055 --> 01:09:17,322 Come on, buddy. 1428 01:09:17,422 --> 01:09:18,824 We're going to snap you out of this. 1429 01:09:18,924 --> 01:09:20,059 Here we go. 1430 01:09:20,158 --> 01:09:22,427 We got you. We got you. 1431 01:09:25,631 --> 01:09:27,198 Jesus Christ. 1432 01:09:27,298 --> 01:09:30,803 Ha! I knew they'd come back. 1433 01:09:30,903 --> 01:09:32,138 Movie man! 1434 01:09:32,237 --> 01:09:34,807 - Yo, Berry. - What's up? 1435 01:09:34,907 --> 01:09:36,307 We fucked up, we need your help. 1436 01:09:36,408 --> 01:09:38,611 Did you kill a hooker or something? 1437 01:09:40,546 --> 01:09:41,947 No, man. 1438 01:09:42,048 --> 01:09:43,281 Oh, Fat Joe. Okay. 1439 01:09:43,381 --> 01:09:44,950 Is it a shroom situation? 1440 01:09:45,051 --> 01:09:48,054 - No, ketamine. - K-hole? All right. 1441 01:09:48,154 --> 01:09:51,057 Well, your girl just got here, so why don't you bring him 1442 01:09:51,157 --> 01:09:52,725 up to her room and we'll take care of... 1443 01:09:52,825 --> 01:09:54,292 Wait, Apple's here? 1444 01:09:54,392 --> 01:09:57,129 No, no. The one with the pink hair and the, uh... 1445 01:09:57,228 --> 01:09:59,632 You know, uh... 1446 01:09:59,732 --> 01:10:00,733 - Kennedy? - Yes. 1447 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:03,636 Okay. Wait, why is she... 1448 01:10:05,037 --> 01:10:06,605 - Give me help. - Yeah, yeah. 1449 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:09,108 I don't think all four of you need to carry... all right. 1450 01:10:09,207 --> 01:10:12,712 All right. Go ahead. Yeah. All right. 1451 01:10:12,812 --> 01:10:14,479 - Oh hell, no. - Hi. 1452 01:10:14,580 --> 01:10:16,314 No, no, no. Please wait. Wait, wait. 1453 01:10:16,414 --> 01:10:19,685 Fat Joe's in a k-hole and Berry is going to save his life. 1454 01:10:19,785 --> 01:10:21,587 Who the fuck is Berry? 1455 01:10:21,687 --> 01:10:23,122 Hi. I'm Berry. 1456 01:10:23,221 --> 01:10:26,926 It is Berry nice to meet you. Fuck. 1457 01:10:27,026 --> 01:10:28,127 - Berry. No. - I'm sorry. 1458 01:10:28,226 --> 01:10:30,696 Come on, Fat Joseph. Come on, Berry. 1459 01:10:30,796 --> 01:10:31,964 Ow! 1460 01:10:32,064 --> 01:10:34,934 Berry nice room. Sorry again. 1461 01:10:35,034 --> 01:10:36,367 Sorry. 1462 01:10:36,468 --> 01:10:40,271 He looks really fucked up. 1463 01:10:40,371 --> 01:10:42,208 Uglier than usual. 1464 01:10:42,307 --> 01:10:44,375 - Respectfully. - He keeps twitching. 1465 01:10:44,476 --> 01:10:46,912 What do you think he's thinking about? 1466 01:10:48,279 --> 01:10:50,616 ♪ ♪ 1467 01:10:54,086 --> 01:10:56,321 All right. I'm going to need everybody to back up 1468 01:10:56,421 --> 01:10:57,957 just a little bit. 1469 01:10:58,057 --> 01:11:00,860 - Please hold my jacket, all right? 1470 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,628 You, get the fuck out of here. 1471 01:11:02,728 --> 01:11:05,430 No, you, Sonic, get in the fucking bathroom, please. 1472 01:11:05,531 --> 01:11:07,032 - I'm not... - Get in there! 1473 01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:08,634 I had to go to the bathroom. 1474 01:11:08,734 --> 01:11:10,344 Jesus Christ, how do you guys fucking hang out with that dude? 1475 01:11:10,368 --> 01:11:11,670 All right. 1476 01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,339 Second, I'm going to need a glass of water. 1477 01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:15,975 - Yep, yeah. - All right. 1478 01:11:16,075 --> 01:11:19,578 Does somebody have like some Zen music or some sort of calm app 1479 01:11:19,678 --> 01:11:22,114 that you could maybe play. Get the mood right? You know. 1480 01:11:22,214 --> 01:11:24,717 I don't got the calm app but I got this app Kennedy made. 1481 01:11:24,817 --> 01:11:26,619 It kind of like it. It's five times better. 1482 01:11:26,719 --> 01:11:28,220 It's called Calm Down, bitch. 1483 01:11:30,488 --> 01:11:34,325 This is why you have bags under your eyes, 1484 01:11:34,425 --> 01:11:36,962 Go to sleep. 1485 01:11:38,831 --> 01:11:41,332 Bitch. 1486 01:11:45,004 --> 01:11:46,437 Wasn't my best. 1487 01:11:46,539 --> 01:11:48,808 Yeah, yeah, I'll say. 1488 01:11:48,908 --> 01:11:50,943 Um, water, please. 1489 01:11:51,043 --> 01:11:52,244 What should I do? 1490 01:11:52,343 --> 01:11:53,813 You just stay there and look cute. 1491 01:11:55,681 --> 01:11:57,783 You see, I've been very dehydrated lately. 1492 01:11:57,883 --> 01:12:00,986 My doctor said. My pee is dark brown. 1493 01:12:03,354 --> 01:12:05,624 All right, everybody take a nice deep breath. 1494 01:12:09,161 --> 01:12:11,697 Ooooo... 1495 01:12:11,797 --> 01:12:14,300 I'm just fucking with you. You don't got to do that. 1496 01:12:14,399 --> 01:12:16,202 That shit is corny as fuck. 1497 01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:17,579 You know, you'd be seeing that in movies. 1498 01:12:17,603 --> 01:12:20,338 You'd be like, mm-mm. Okay, right? 1499 01:12:20,438 --> 01:12:21,807 Wa! 1500 01:12:21,907 --> 01:12:24,342 - Whoa! - Shit! 1501 01:12:24,442 --> 01:12:27,279 What the fuck? 1502 01:12:27,378 --> 01:12:29,215 Yo, what's good, Berry? 1503 01:12:29,315 --> 01:12:30,216 Welcome back, man. 1504 01:12:30,316 --> 01:12:31,951 - Yo! - What's up, boys? 1505 01:12:32,051 --> 01:12:33,829 Dude, Fat Joe, I thought you were dead low key. 1506 01:12:33,853 --> 01:12:35,486 Where's Why-G at? 1507 01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:36,856 We left there a long time ago. 1508 01:12:36,956 --> 01:12:38,524 Yeah, a lot's happened since then. 1509 01:12:38,624 --> 01:12:40,226 Hi, Fat Joe. Welcome back. 1510 01:12:40,326 --> 01:12:41,326 Hi, Kennedy. 1511 01:12:41,359 --> 01:12:43,461 Hey, I have a question for you. 1512 01:12:43,562 --> 01:12:46,265 When you went in my house, did you use the bathroom? 1513 01:12:46,364 --> 01:12:48,801 Yeah, I told you I was going to take a piss. 1514 01:12:48,901 --> 01:12:52,004 Do you remember if you washed your hands? 1515 01:12:52,104 --> 01:12:56,976 Of course I did. What kind of person do you think I am? 1516 01:12:57,076 --> 01:12:59,111 I remember that shit vividly. 1517 01:12:59,211 --> 01:13:03,582 Oh, I got to piss, I got to piss, I got to piss. 1518 01:13:03,682 --> 01:13:07,620 ♪ ♪ 1519 01:13:08,854 --> 01:13:10,322 I took a piss... 1520 01:13:10,421 --> 01:13:12,725 Went to go wash my hands, 1521 01:13:12,825 --> 01:13:15,194 closed the drain like I always do. 1522 01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:16,829 See these rings? 1523 01:13:16,929 --> 01:13:19,598 Take no chances losing these bad boys to the sink. 1524 01:13:19,698 --> 01:13:24,036 You look good, Fat Joe. 1525 01:13:24,136 --> 01:13:26,705 Your rings are busting, though. 1526 01:13:26,805 --> 01:13:30,576 Ran outside and jumped in the car with the boys. 1527 01:13:30,676 --> 01:13:32,578 Do you remember, vividly, 1528 01:13:32,678 --> 01:13:35,047 shutting the water off? 1529 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:40,352 I don't think you did, Fat Joe. 1530 01:13:40,451 --> 01:13:42,388 The drain. 1531 01:13:42,487 --> 01:13:45,891 So my brand new house is flooded. 1532 01:13:45,991 --> 01:13:49,328 That's why I'm in this hotel room 1533 01:13:49,427 --> 01:13:53,065 with all these people who I tried to escape. 1534 01:13:53,165 --> 01:13:54,934 Thank God it wasn't me for once. 1535 01:13:55,034 --> 01:13:56,402 Did you find Apple yet? 1536 01:13:56,501 --> 01:13:59,204 - No. - Well, she's not here. 1537 01:13:59,305 --> 01:14:00,572 Right? 1538 01:14:00,673 --> 01:14:03,142 So maybe you should go look for her somewhere. 1539 01:14:03,242 --> 01:14:04,243 Hey, whoa. 1540 01:14:04,343 --> 01:14:06,612 You boys best be leaving. 1541 01:14:06,712 --> 01:14:09,581 Me and Kennedy, we'll get to it. 1542 01:14:09,682 --> 01:14:11,250 - What? - The fuck? 1543 01:14:11,350 --> 01:14:13,361 Don't even ask the question. Take him the fuck with you. 1544 01:14:13,385 --> 01:14:14,286 Here, take your jacket. 1545 01:14:14,386 --> 01:14:16,255 Worth a shot. 1546 01:14:16,355 --> 01:14:18,600 None of this would have happened if you didn't move out today. 1547 01:14:18,624 --> 01:14:19,959 This is all your fault. 1548 01:14:20,059 --> 01:14:21,803 You're an idiot. I hope you find your girlfriend. 1549 01:14:21,827 --> 01:14:24,029 I also hope you find your girlfriend. 1550 01:14:24,129 --> 01:14:26,699 Facts. 1551 01:14:26,799 --> 01:14:28,434 Berry, get the fuck out of here. 1552 01:14:28,534 --> 01:14:30,402 Guys? 1553 01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:31,704 Can I come out yet? 1554 01:14:36,742 --> 01:14:39,311 I wanted to hang out in the bathroom. 1555 01:14:39,411 --> 01:14:41,513 It's not because he told me. 1556 01:14:42,514 --> 01:14:44,917 Have a good night, Kennedy. 1557 01:14:45,017 --> 01:14:46,752 See you later. 1558 01:14:47,386 --> 01:14:48,654 It's you. 1559 01:14:48,754 --> 01:14:53,692 ♪ ♪ 1560 01:14:53,792 --> 01:14:55,928 You know I wrote "Sk8ter Boi" about you. 1561 01:14:58,530 --> 01:14:59,999 I love you! 1562 01:15:00,099 --> 01:15:03,669 Guys! Guys! 1563 01:15:06,338 --> 01:15:07,439 Best sex I ever had. 1564 01:15:07,539 --> 01:15:09,808 I was holding in a fart the whole time. 1565 01:15:09,908 --> 01:15:12,511 Where should we go? Bowling at Dave Chappelle's? 1566 01:15:12,611 --> 01:15:13,912 - You know Dave Chappelle? - No. 1567 01:15:14,013 --> 01:15:16,882 But I did see Bill Cosby on an airplane once. 1568 01:15:16,982 --> 01:15:20,452 - Tell me you guys just saw that. - Saw what? 1569 01:15:20,552 --> 01:15:22,287 Fuck! 1570 01:15:22,388 --> 01:15:24,189 ♪ ♪ 1571 01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:37,069 What a start to the night, boys. 1572 01:15:37,169 --> 01:15:38,537 Yeah, man, that was crazy. 1573 01:15:38,637 --> 01:15:41,240 - Yeah, you're a legend, Berry. - I know. 1574 01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:44,576 So want to go see some titties? Am I coming with you? 1575 01:15:44,676 --> 01:15:45,911 What's going on? 1576 01:15:46,011 --> 01:15:47,613 Um... 1577 01:15:47,713 --> 01:15:50,382 The car's kind of full 'cause of all the guys. 1578 01:15:50,482 --> 01:15:51,950 Right, right, right. I'll just Uber. 1579 01:15:52,051 --> 01:15:53,661 Yeah, I'm going to text you the address right now. 1580 01:15:53,685 --> 01:15:55,621 - Yeah. Hit me with the address. - I'll do it. 1581 01:15:55,721 --> 01:15:56,722 All right. Cool. 1582 01:15:56,822 --> 01:15:58,857 - Text you right now. - Yeah. 1583 01:15:58,957 --> 01:16:01,460 Wait, wait, you don't have my number. 1584 01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,663 You don't have my fucking number! 1585 01:16:04,763 --> 01:16:07,199 I fucking hate this job, bro. 1586 01:16:22,347 --> 01:16:24,149 Man, give up. Block her. 1587 01:16:27,486 --> 01:16:30,355 Yo, it's this a milkshake from Mel's? 1588 01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:36,563 Yeah, that's Redeye cafe, 100%. 1589 01:16:36,662 --> 01:16:39,465 Angel, take us to Redeye Cafe. 1590 01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:40,966 Avril was in the hallway. 1591 01:16:41,767 --> 01:16:43,635 I think she loves me. 1592 01:16:44,736 --> 01:16:46,138 She kissed me, man. 1593 01:16:46,238 --> 01:16:49,041 First Why-G loves you. Now Avril loves you. 1594 01:16:49,141 --> 01:16:52,311 Yo! Why you guys always tell me I'm lying about this shit, bro? 1595 01:16:52,411 --> 01:16:54,713 Thank you. 1596 01:16:58,350 --> 01:17:03,222 There you go, cutie. Get my number later, huh? 1597 01:17:03,322 --> 01:17:04,823 Fuck you. 1598 01:17:10,696 --> 01:17:14,833 Whew. She's not in here, dude. I give up. 1599 01:17:14,933 --> 01:17:16,144 Family night out with the boys. 1600 01:17:16,168 --> 01:17:17,736 We might as well get something to eat. 1601 01:17:17,836 --> 01:17:19,638 I don't want to eat. 1602 01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:25,878 Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale at Hot Topic? 1603 01:17:25,978 --> 01:17:27,312 Ha. 1604 01:17:27,412 --> 01:17:29,081 We'll take anything but a booth. 1605 01:17:29,181 --> 01:17:33,652 Great. You can have that booth right there. 1606 01:17:33,752 --> 01:17:35,821 I'll see in a second. 1607 01:17:37,422 --> 01:17:40,627 Fucking hate booths, man. 1608 01:17:40,726 --> 01:17:42,427 Man, they got a jukebox in there. 1609 01:17:42,529 --> 01:17:44,763 Somebody give me a quarter. 1610 01:17:50,035 --> 01:17:53,372 I think it really might be over, man. 1611 01:17:53,472 --> 01:17:57,442 Like, did I choose wrong? All I wanted was Apple. 1612 01:17:58,677 --> 01:18:02,181 Maxine's right, man. 1613 01:18:02,281 --> 01:18:05,684 Can't have the girl and have the job. 1614 01:18:05,784 --> 01:18:07,920 Save the world, lose the girl. 1615 01:18:08,020 --> 01:18:11,023 In your case, lose the girl. 1616 01:18:11,123 --> 01:18:14,293 Don't save the world like Batman would. 1617 01:18:14,393 --> 01:18:15,761 It could be worse, man. 1618 01:18:15,861 --> 01:18:18,598 Your stalker could have just... 1619 01:18:18,697 --> 01:18:21,400 cut off your dick back there, you know? 1620 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:23,202 I can see it now. 1621 01:18:23,302 --> 01:18:25,538 Her with a little chain rocking your cut-off dick 1622 01:18:25,638 --> 01:18:31,176 all iced out. Oh my God, bro. 1623 01:18:31,276 --> 01:18:34,413 But for real, though, man. You just got to let it go. 1624 01:18:34,514 --> 01:18:35,682 She was never yours. 1625 01:18:35,781 --> 01:18:38,685 It was just your turn, man. 1626 01:18:38,784 --> 01:18:40,185 Ouch. 1627 01:18:40,285 --> 01:18:42,221 So what can I get you? 1628 01:18:42,321 --> 01:18:46,191 Some Panic at the Disco pancakes or some studded belt omelets? 1629 01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:48,628 I'm going to have the Eggs Benedict 1630 01:18:48,727 --> 01:18:50,395 and a glass of OJ. 1631 01:18:50,495 --> 01:18:52,097 Let me get a banana split. 1632 01:18:52,197 --> 01:18:56,101 I don't see it on the menu, but can I get yellowtail sashimi? 1633 01:18:56,201 --> 01:18:58,103 Can I have Thanksgiving dinner? 1634 01:18:58,203 --> 01:19:01,840 You know with cranberry sauce. 1635 01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:03,942 - And make sure it's organic. - Really? 1636 01:19:04,042 --> 01:19:06,745 I will have a cheeseburger, a milkshake. 1637 01:19:06,845 --> 01:19:08,814 Are you writing any of this down now? 1638 01:19:08,914 --> 01:19:10,282 No, I just found out 1639 01:19:10,382 --> 01:19:14,052 my hamster, GG just got her fucking period. 1640 01:19:14,152 --> 01:19:15,887 Who knew a fucking hamster gets her period? 1641 01:19:15,988 --> 01:19:19,424 That's so weird, right? I don't get my period anymore. 1642 01:19:19,525 --> 01:19:21,226 I'm only 35. 1643 01:19:21,326 --> 01:19:23,639 That's what happens when you fuck with too many dirty dicks. 1644 01:19:23,663 --> 01:19:24,997 You know what I'm saying? 1645 01:19:25,097 --> 01:19:27,165 Jams that shit up like the fucking Holland Tunnel. 1646 01:19:27,266 --> 01:19:29,636 Just got to get in there and scrape the sides of the walls 1647 01:19:29,736 --> 01:19:31,436 and get the water flowing through again. 1648 01:19:31,537 --> 01:19:34,574 You know, nobody wants to go up there and do that for me. 1649 01:19:34,674 --> 01:19:36,542 Let me know if you guys are busy later, 1650 01:19:36,643 --> 01:19:38,544 at a My fucking Chemical Romance concert, 1651 01:19:38,645 --> 01:19:41,046 maybe one of you can come over and fucking unplug it. 1652 01:19:41,146 --> 01:19:43,248 Anyway, cheeseburgers and fries for everybody? 1653 01:19:43,348 --> 01:19:44,449 See you in a second. 1654 01:19:49,321 --> 01:19:50,956 Jesus Christ. 1655 01:19:51,056 --> 01:19:53,091 Furries are aggressive. 1656 01:19:54,661 --> 01:19:56,663 I'm not a furry. 1657 01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:59,131 This is for sleeping. I was asleep. 1658 01:19:59,231 --> 01:20:01,099 No one's ever... I've never had sex in this. 1659 01:20:01,199 --> 01:20:02,968 Um, Maxine called me like 100 fucking times. 1660 01:20:03,068 --> 01:20:04,178 She's on the phone right now, she says. 1661 01:20:04,202 --> 01:20:05,672 If I don't hand you the phone, 1662 01:20:05,772 --> 01:20:07,973 then she's going to cut my dick off, so... 1663 01:20:08,907 --> 01:20:10,576 Oh, jeez. 1664 01:20:12,311 --> 01:20:13,713 Hi, Maxine. 1665 01:20:13,812 --> 01:20:15,557 London, there you are. I've been trying to get a hold of you. 1666 01:20:15,581 --> 01:20:17,115 Hold on. I don't know. 1667 01:20:17,215 --> 01:20:19,093 I do not know how to fix her nose. Get a fucking chainsaw. 1668 01:20:19,117 --> 01:20:21,053 I don't know. Hey, okay, I need to talk to you. 1669 01:20:21,153 --> 01:20:25,625 I don't want to have this talk. I already know I fucked up. 1670 01:20:25,725 --> 01:20:27,125 I'm sorry. 1671 01:20:27,225 --> 01:20:28,537 I just had a long conversation with the director, 1672 01:20:28,561 --> 01:20:31,997 and at first he did not see you as Batman. 1673 01:20:32,097 --> 01:20:33,932 He didn't, you know, he couldn't envision it 1674 01:20:34,032 --> 01:20:36,210 because the physicality and I told him I was like, look, 1675 01:20:36,234 --> 01:20:38,313 we can put him on steroids, we can get him calf implants. 1676 01:20:38,337 --> 01:20:40,105 We can do all the fucking shit, right? 1677 01:20:40,205 --> 01:20:42,941 He didn't get it until he saw that video of you getting 1678 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:44,544 punched in the face, which he thought 1679 01:20:44,644 --> 01:20:47,479 that you staged for him, which... 1680 01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,147 What? 1681 01:20:49,247 --> 01:20:52,685 But the point is, he fucking bought it hook, line and sinker. 1682 01:20:52,785 --> 01:20:57,089 And you are the next fucking Batman. 1683 01:20:57,189 --> 01:20:59,991 - Shut the... - I know. 1684 01:21:00,092 --> 01:21:01,269 I mean, look, there's still a lot of like, 1685 01:21:01,293 --> 01:21:02,671 you know, hammering out that I could do 1686 01:21:02,695 --> 01:21:04,072 with the vaginas of business affairs. 1687 01:21:04,096 --> 01:21:06,766 But those cunts, they know me, they know me. 1688 01:21:06,865 --> 01:21:08,900 I have to... I have to call you back. Yes, okay. 1689 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,011 You're going to be a fucking little action figure. 1690 01:21:10,035 --> 01:21:11,504 You're going to be. 1691 01:21:11,604 --> 01:21:13,247 Little kids are going to put you in microwaves and shit 1692 01:21:13,271 --> 01:21:15,641 because you are going to be fucking Batman. 1693 01:21:15,742 --> 01:21:17,476 I love you. 1694 01:21:17,577 --> 01:21:19,878 I mean, you know what I mean? I don't really. 1695 01:21:19,978 --> 01:21:21,346 I just... I'm proud of you. 1696 01:21:21,446 --> 01:21:25,150 Okay, I love you, too. What? What? 1697 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,886 Please don't get canceled. Please... 1698 01:21:27,986 --> 01:21:29,888 I got the role. 1699 01:21:29,988 --> 01:21:31,223 - I'm fucking Batman. - No! 1700 01:21:31,323 --> 01:21:32,725 I'm Batman! 1701 01:21:32,825 --> 01:21:34,727 Oh, sick, dude. 1702 01:21:34,827 --> 01:21:36,395 Oh my God! 1703 01:21:36,495 --> 01:21:38,930 - You got it? - Yes. 1704 01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:42,568 I'm fucking Batman! 1705 01:21:42,668 --> 01:21:43,668 Can I have my phone. 1706 01:21:43,703 --> 01:21:45,838 I'm sorry, here. 1707 01:21:45,937 --> 01:21:47,507 Did you look at my photos? 1708 01:21:47,607 --> 01:21:49,975 No, no. 1709 01:21:50,075 --> 01:21:52,578 This has been the weirdest first day at work ever. 1710 01:21:52,678 --> 01:21:56,915 Looks like it's about time for you to hop on out of here. 1711 01:21:57,015 --> 01:21:58,316 See you guys. 1712 01:21:59,685 --> 01:22:02,254 I... I got to call Apple. 1713 01:22:02,354 --> 01:22:04,122 I got to try. I'm sorry, I don't want 1714 01:22:04,222 --> 01:22:05,924 to kill the vibe, but like... 1715 01:22:06,024 --> 01:22:08,026 Maybe she'll answer. 1716 01:22:09,461 --> 01:22:10,830 Hello. 1717 01:22:10,929 --> 01:22:12,931 - Baby. Hi. - What do you want? 1718 01:22:13,031 --> 01:22:16,401 - Hold on, I just... can we talk? - What? 1719 01:22:16,501 --> 01:22:18,805 Like no arguing, just... 1720 01:22:18,905 --> 01:22:22,542 just I want to tell you something and... 1721 01:22:22,642 --> 01:22:25,377 I'm sorry about today. 1722 01:22:25,477 --> 01:22:27,446 Do you remember where we had our first kiss? 1723 01:22:27,547 --> 01:22:28,714 Yeah. 1724 01:22:28,815 --> 01:22:30,348 Can you meet me there in 30 minutes? 1725 01:22:30,449 --> 01:22:31,884 - Yeah. - Okay. 1726 01:22:31,983 --> 01:22:34,085 All right. I'm on my way. Bye. 1727 01:22:35,588 --> 01:22:36,823 She's going to see you? 1728 01:22:36,923 --> 01:22:38,591 Yeah. 1729 01:22:38,691 --> 01:22:40,827 What the fuck just happened in the last 35 seconds? 1730 01:22:40,927 --> 01:22:42,461 You're Batman. 1731 01:22:42,562 --> 01:22:44,463 I'm Batman! 1732 01:22:44,564 --> 01:22:46,097 Oh my God. 1733 01:22:46,198 --> 01:22:47,609 I wish I had the Batmobile, but I have Dylan's truck. 1734 01:22:47,633 --> 01:22:48,835 Can I please use it? 1735 01:22:48,935 --> 01:22:50,570 Keys are in the ignition... 1736 01:22:50,670 --> 01:22:51,871 of the car... 1737 01:22:51,970 --> 01:22:55,106 Which is unlocked outside, 1738 01:22:55,207 --> 01:22:57,042 most likely still running. 1739 01:22:57,142 --> 01:23:00,011 God, you're an idiot. 1740 01:23:03,415 --> 01:23:04,684 Let me out. 1741 01:23:07,085 --> 01:23:08,119 Love y'all, man. 1742 01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:09,889 Ooh. Don't fall asleep. 1743 01:23:09,988 --> 01:23:12,825 Love you too, dawg. 1744 01:23:12,925 --> 01:23:14,326 Later, boys. 1745 01:23:16,127 --> 01:23:19,231 So it seems like all is good in the world again, 1746 01:23:19,331 --> 01:23:21,734 except for this fucking booth. 1747 01:23:23,803 --> 01:23:24,904 Oh. 1748 01:23:25,003 --> 01:23:28,173 - Mac and Cheese. - Nice. 1749 01:23:28,273 --> 01:23:30,041 ♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪ 1750 01:23:30,141 --> 01:23:32,244 ♪ Call me if you need saving ♪ 1751 01:23:32,344 --> 01:23:34,981 ♪ Don't let no other man in ♪ 1752 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,684 ♪ Banish them to other planets ♪ 1753 01:23:38,784 --> 01:23:41,453 ♪ If you waiting up, up, I'm already down ♪ 1754 01:23:41,554 --> 01:23:44,122 ♪ On the Internet I could see you frown ♪ 1755 01:23:44,222 --> 01:23:45,591 ♪ Yeah I see you frown ♪ 1756 01:23:45,691 --> 01:23:46,792 ♪ Will you love me now? ♪ 1757 01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:49,261 ♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪ 1758 01:23:49,361 --> 01:23:51,597 ♪ If you wit' it buttercup I'ma head to town ♪ 1759 01:23:51,697 --> 01:23:54,332 ♪ Wanna save the world I'ma burn it down ♪ 1760 01:23:54,432 --> 01:23:56,869 ♪ Burn it down Say you love me now ♪ 1761 01:23:56,969 --> 01:23:58,336 ♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪ 1762 01:23:58,436 --> 01:24:00,907 ♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪ 1763 01:24:01,007 --> 01:24:03,809 ♪ Call me if you need saving ♪ 1764 01:24:03,910 --> 01:24:06,411 ♪ Don't let no other man in ♪ 1765 01:24:46,619 --> 01:24:48,219 Good morning. 1766 01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,830 ♪ ♪ 1767 01:25:00,933 --> 01:25:02,568 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1768 01:25:02,668 --> 01:25:03,703 ♪ All right! ♪ 1769 01:25:03,803 --> 01:25:06,706 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1770 01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:08,040 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 1771 01:25:08,139 --> 01:25:10,810 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1772 01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:12,143 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 1773 01:25:12,243 --> 01:25:14,947 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1774 01:25:15,047 --> 01:25:16,314 Come on! ♪ Today might suck ♪ 1775 01:25:16,414 --> 01:25:19,117 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1776 01:25:19,217 --> 01:25:20,686 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 1777 01:25:23,288 --> 01:25:24,499 ♪ I gotta smoke something for this ♪ 1778 01:25:24,523 --> 01:25:26,092 Did she say where she was going? 1779 01:25:26,191 --> 01:25:27,258 You know what? She did. 1780 01:25:27,359 --> 01:25:28,894 She actually did... 1781 01:25:28,995 --> 01:25:30,462 That's her. 1782 01:25:32,765 --> 01:25:35,300 Um, actually that... 1783 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:36,444 Did she say where she was going? 1784 01:25:36,468 --> 01:25:38,203 Uh, you know what? She... 1785 01:25:38,303 --> 01:25:39,413 Did she say where she was going? 1786 01:25:39,437 --> 01:25:41,841 Yeah, you know what, she... 1787 01:25:41,941 --> 01:25:43,843 Okay okay okay... All right... 1788 01:25:43,943 --> 01:25:46,344 Your dad's dead. 1789 01:25:46,444 --> 01:25:48,748 Actually that works for both of us. 1790 01:25:50,148 --> 01:25:51,459 It used to only work for me. I'm so sorry. 1791 01:25:51,483 --> 01:25:52,852 Wasn't thinking there. 1792 01:25:52,952 --> 01:25:55,032 I can make anybody famous. I can do fucking anything. 1793 01:25:55,121 --> 01:25:56,641 Joaquin Phoenix, no one would hire him. 1794 01:25:56,722 --> 01:25:58,156 He had half a face. 1795 01:25:58,256 --> 01:26:00,526 I made that happen. 1796 01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:01,393 Adam Sandler? 1797 01:26:01,493 --> 01:26:03,062 They called me about Uncut Gems. 1798 01:26:03,161 --> 01:26:04,964 It was initially about circumcision. 1799 01:26:05,064 --> 01:26:08,433 Okay? I made them change it. 1800 01:26:08,534 --> 01:26:10,936 Adam Sandler went from silly fucking goose 1801 01:26:11,037 --> 01:26:13,506 to genius guy in Uncut Gems. 1802 01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:15,449 That's why I don't have Instagram cause I'd just be 1803 01:26:15,473 --> 01:26:18,110 looking at butts all day. 1804 01:26:18,209 --> 01:26:19,645 Big fat butts. 1805 01:26:19,745 --> 01:26:22,114 Anyways, you guys should try a finger in your ass. 1806 01:26:22,213 --> 01:26:23,516 It's pretty fun. 1807 01:26:23,616 --> 01:26:25,159 I wouldn't like, you know, start with it 1808 01:26:25,183 --> 01:26:26,418 but you could finish with it. 1809 01:26:26,519 --> 01:26:29,922 Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale at Hot Topic? 1810 01:26:30,022 --> 01:26:31,057 We'll take a booth. 1811 01:26:31,157 --> 01:26:34,026 Or anything but a booth. 1812 01:26:34,126 --> 01:26:35,695 Take anything but a booth. 1813 01:26:35,795 --> 01:26:36,829 Okay. 1814 01:26:36,929 --> 01:26:38,664 We don't want a booth. 1815 01:26:38,764 --> 01:26:40,365 But you want a booth. 1816 01:26:40,465 --> 01:26:41,667 I can't help you. 1817 01:26:41,767 --> 01:26:42,767 We'll take a booth. 1818 01:26:42,835 --> 01:26:43,945 We went to the wrong restaurant. Let's go. 1819 01:26:43,969 --> 01:26:45,104 God damn it. 1820 01:26:45,203 --> 01:26:46,572 You guys decide what you want? 1821 01:26:46,672 --> 01:26:49,274 And don't take long cause I've got a big part tomorrow. 1822 01:26:49,374 --> 01:26:52,377 I'm playing a Bush in the new Leonardo DiCaprio film. 1823 01:26:52,477 --> 01:26:55,648 Hm? Congratulations to me. Correct. Yeah. That's right. 1824 01:26:55,748 --> 01:27:00,586 Hey! My agent said this was gonna be an easy gig! 1825 01:27:00,686 --> 01:27:03,254 You didn't even give me shoes! 1826 01:27:03,354 --> 01:27:05,858 Hey! I'm an A-list player, homes. 1827 01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:07,126 I don't play this stuff. 1828 01:27:07,258 --> 01:27:09,095 What is this? What am I supposed to be? 1829 01:27:09,195 --> 01:27:11,764 A cave man! 1830 01:27:11,864 --> 01:27:16,001 Hey! I'm outta here. I'm changing my clothes. 1831 01:27:16,102 --> 01:27:18,104 Hey, do you know where you can go, eh? 1832 01:27:18,204 --> 01:27:19,672 Go to hell. 1833 01:27:19,772 --> 01:27:22,842 Right, everybody take a nice deep breath. 1834 01:27:22,942 --> 01:27:26,612 You all right? 1835 01:27:26,712 --> 01:27:29,481 Okay, you sure? You need like a Luden's? 1836 01:27:29,582 --> 01:27:31,917 You guys got a Luden's? 1837 01:27:33,052 --> 01:27:34,787 It was taken from the bedroom... 1838 01:27:36,989 --> 01:27:39,324 Why'd you park so fucking far? 1839 01:27:39,424 --> 01:27:41,227 Does anybody here have any X? 1840 01:27:41,359 --> 01:27:44,797 - You're hanging with us! - Yes! Woo! 1841 01:27:44,897 --> 01:27:47,233 Fuck that deeb, dude, he's gone, man! 1842 01:27:47,332 --> 01:27:48,634 Fuck him! 1843 01:27:48,734 --> 01:27:51,103 I can still hear every word you all are saying. 1844 01:27:51,203 --> 01:27:53,172 You're mic'd. It's a movie. 1845 01:27:55,074 --> 01:27:59,078 You should give me your number after this scene. 1846 01:27:59,178 --> 01:28:02,380 - What? - Nothing. 1847 01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:04,349 Did you just ask me to give you my number? 1848 01:28:04,449 --> 01:28:05,851 No. 1849 01:28:05,951 --> 01:28:07,219 What did you say then? 1850 01:28:07,318 --> 01:28:08,930 Because it sounded like "you should give me 1851 01:28:08,954 --> 01:28:10,122 your number after this." 1852 01:28:10,222 --> 01:28:15,161 No, I said I need a cucumber for me eyes. 1853 01:28:15,261 --> 01:28:18,964 You do have really dark bags under your eyes. 1854 01:28:19,064 --> 01:28:20,699 Fuck you. 1855 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,935 Action! Action! 1856 01:28:23,035 --> 01:28:25,336 - Man, what the fuck! - Action! 1857 01:28:27,573 --> 01:28:29,809 I'm forgetting the first line thing again. 1858 01:28:29,909 --> 01:28:32,077 Let me... one more time, what'd you say? 1859 01:28:33,546 --> 01:28:35,047 ♪ I gotta smoke something for this ♪ 1860 01:28:35,147 --> 01:28:41,053 ♪ ♪ 1861 01:28:41,153 --> 01:28:44,690 Am I not in this scene? 1862 01:28:44,790 --> 01:28:45,858 Sorry, man. 1863 01:28:51,362 --> 01:28:52,642 Why are you even awake right now? 1864 01:28:52,965 --> 01:28:55,376 Why are you even up... I'm sorry, I'm thrown off by that ringtone. 1865 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,245 Can we not have Britney Spears ringtones go off? 1866 01:28:57,269 --> 01:28:58,737 Quiet all around. 1867 01:28:58,838 --> 01:28:59,939 Hold, plane. 1868 01:29:02,274 --> 01:29:04,109 Yes she just left like two minutes ago. 1869 01:29:05,945 --> 01:29:08,013 You wanna do your walking any louder? 1870 01:29:08,113 --> 01:29:09,582 That'd be good. 1871 01:29:09,682 --> 01:29:12,685 I know I wanted to be Batman, but maybe... 1872 01:29:12,785 --> 01:29:14,485 I wanna be Birdman. 1873 01:29:14,587 --> 01:29:18,591 So I can get these things shut the fuck up. 1874 01:29:18,691 --> 01:29:21,527 Make sure that keeps making noise 1875 01:29:21,627 --> 01:29:24,864 I fucking hate you, you fucking cement mixer. 1876 01:29:28,968 --> 01:29:30,970 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I hate you, ahhhhh! 1877 01:29:34,173 --> 01:29:36,407 He's taking a shower. 1878 01:29:36,508 --> 01:29:37,810 Holding for garbage. 1879 01:29:37,910 --> 01:29:41,580 The giantest garbage truck I've ever fucking seen! 1880 01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,390 Like, just weave, you gotta weave through... 1881 01:29:43,414 --> 01:29:44,614 Car: What would you like to... 1882 01:29:44,683 --> 01:29:46,127 Hold on, sorry, this car's yelling at me. 1883 01:29:46,151 --> 01:29:48,053 Fuck. Shit. Sorry. 1884 01:29:48,153 --> 01:29:50,556 You know what? She's just... it's her first day. 1885 01:29:50,656 --> 01:29:52,057 - Mm-hm. - There's um... 1886 01:29:52,157 --> 01:29:53,692 Car: What can I do for you? 1887 01:29:53,792 --> 01:29:56,528 C-3PO's going crazy. R2D2's going... 1888 01:29:56,629 --> 01:29:58,163 Guys, that's my IUD. 1889 01:29:59,632 --> 01:30:02,768 What is that? 1890 01:30:02,868 --> 01:30:05,704 This whole movie is just me looking over my shoulder 1891 01:30:05,804 --> 01:30:10,042 every second going, "what is that?" 1892 01:30:12,111 --> 01:30:14,747 Ahh fuck! Fuck! 1893 01:30:19,084 --> 01:30:21,654 ♪ ♪ 1894 01:30:23,488 --> 01:30:26,792 Cut. Let's reset. I'm just kidding. That's a wrap. 1895 01:30:26,892 --> 01:30:29,194 That lobster is not talking to you. 1896 01:30:31,397 --> 01:30:32,497 My God. 1897 01:30:32,665 --> 01:30:35,634 Imagine believing that a lobster can talk. 1898 01:30:35,734 --> 01:30:37,202 Oh you think you big huh? 1899 01:30:37,303 --> 01:30:39,338 There you go. Help yourself to that. 1900 01:30:40,873 --> 01:30:43,542 You're a big fucking stoner. 1901 01:30:45,476 --> 01:30:46,745 Get over here. Try it. 1902 01:30:46,845 --> 01:30:49,447 Get in here. Get in here. 1903 01:30:49,548 --> 01:30:51,951 Ha ha! I got you! 1904 01:31:00,693 --> 01:31:02,594 Dip me and I will kick your ass. 1905 01:31:02,695 --> 01:31:05,463 Bro, this motherfucker's still talking shit. 1906 01:31:05,564 --> 01:31:06,865 I'm talking shit? 1907 01:31:06,966 --> 01:31:09,234 I'm about to boil your ass, bro. 1908 01:31:09,335 --> 01:31:12,104 Oh, dip me deeper, dip me deeper. 1909 01:31:12,204 --> 01:31:13,872 Oh, hot demons. 1910 01:31:15,674 --> 01:31:18,077 Man, bon appe-tight, my brothas. 1911 01:31:22,014 --> 01:31:25,184 Man, you did all that prep for this shrimpy-ass lobster? 1912 01:31:25,284 --> 01:31:26,418 What you mean? 1913 01:31:26,518 --> 01:31:28,654 Bro, this is a limp shrimp biscuit bro? 1914 01:31:28,754 --> 01:31:31,557 Now you all talking shit, bro. I'm gonna take all this shit. 1915 01:31:34,626 --> 01:31:37,129 That's a wrap! 1916 01:31:42,868 --> 01:31:44,303 And cut! 1917 01:31:44,403 --> 01:31:45,571 That is a wrap 1918 01:31:45,671 --> 01:31:48,841 on season two finale of Good Bad People. 1919 01:31:48,941 --> 01:31:50,709 Let's hear it for our actors. 1920 01:31:55,948 --> 01:31:59,618 Stop that, please. Hold up. 1921 01:31:59,718 --> 01:32:01,653 Is that our fucking finale? 1922 01:32:01,754 --> 01:32:03,455 Can you be a little bit more professional? 1923 01:32:03,555 --> 01:32:05,491 - Thanks. - Piss off. 1924 01:32:05,591 --> 01:32:06,925 So glad this is over. 1925 01:32:10,462 --> 01:32:12,398 So you're telling me London Clash 1926 01:32:12,498 --> 01:32:15,934 goes through all of this in the course of one fucking day 1927 01:32:16,035 --> 01:32:18,404 because of a text message with a typo? 1928 01:32:18,505 --> 01:32:21,774 He's auditioning to become Batman. 1929 01:32:21,874 --> 01:32:23,651 He gets high and sends his mate to the meeting 1930 01:32:23,675 --> 01:32:25,377 and still gets the job. 1931 01:32:25,477 --> 01:32:28,113 What is he? The luckiest cunt in the world? 1932 01:32:31,450 --> 01:32:33,385 His stalker saves his life. 1933 01:32:33,485 --> 01:32:35,587 Leo breaks not one, but three urns 1934 01:32:35,687 --> 01:32:37,556 with his girlfriend's family in it 1935 01:32:37,656 --> 01:32:40,859 and his solution is to fill it up with weed ashes. 1936 01:32:41,994 --> 01:32:44,863 This is the worst ending I've ever seen. 1937 01:32:44,963 --> 01:32:47,466 You were at the table read. 1938 01:32:47,566 --> 01:32:49,168 Get me out of this. 1939 01:32:52,104 --> 01:32:53,572 You're all wankers. 1940 01:32:53,672 --> 01:32:55,207 Fuck! Why am I limping? 139242

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