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Let's talk logistics
if we were to move forward.
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All right.
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So we're gonna do it
every other week
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on a Tuesday or Thursday
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because Jason's in preschool
those days,
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and three out of four will be
plenty enough to cover errands.
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It should be a motel.
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Yes, somewhere close
to your office.
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I'll bring lunch so we can have
your entire break.
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I will handle check in,
clean up, same reason.
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- Always pay cash.
- Of course.
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But I do think it's important
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that we split costs afterwards...
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Right down the middle so
there's no sense of... you know.
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Oh, and um, most important rule.
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If either of us start
to develop feelings
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for the other, it's over,
right then and there.
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I mean,
that's how you get caught.
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Oh, and never call the house.
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Not even if you know
that Pat is not gonna be home.
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Becky and Jason are smarter
than you think.
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I still have to go
by the deli.
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Well, we don't wanna
get caught before we start.
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If we start.
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The longer you delay,
the more I'm gonna expect
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from you,
in terms of the bedroom.
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I realize that.
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Allan Gore.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you sure?
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I just came from the doctor.
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Oh, my God.
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Why are you crying?
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'Cause I still haven't gotten
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the baby weight off
from Christina.
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And the second one's
supposed to be even worse.
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- Oh, who cares?
- You care.
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I don't care.
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Yes, you do, and you know
what I'm talking about.
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Okay, I'm not having
this conversation at work.
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I'm telling you right now,
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this better not be
like last time, okay?
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Okay, yeah.
Love you, honey. Bye.
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It's me.
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Let's do it.
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Now, what did I say
about calling the house?
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Oh, I like that shirt on you.
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Oh, thanks.
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- Have a great day.
- Thank you.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Oh, great.
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I'm starving.
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Oh, she just has no respect
for what I do.
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I mean, any little question
pops into her head,
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she'll just call me
at the office.
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Well, we've eaten everything.
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Yes, we sure have.
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Thank you.
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Aren't you gonna do anything?
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Not if you're not going to.
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- Well, I have news.
- Oh?
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I have taken a lover.
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What?
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Wow. Okay. Uh, who is it?
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- No, I can't.
- You come on.
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If you keep digging, I'm not
gonna tell you anything at all.
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All right.
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I just can't have this thing
getting out.
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You know, I don't want
the other wives to feel like
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I'm some kind of a threat.
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- I knew he was married.
- Sherry.
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I... Fine.
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Yesterday was the first time.
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Where?
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At a motel,
a sleazy one in Dallas.
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Jesus.
Were you nervous or what?
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Honestly, I was just
so worried that the sex
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was gonna be average.
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And I know it
makes me horrible...
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It does not.
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I just don't wanna go through
all this trouble
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if it's something
I can have at home, you know?
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I mean, if I'm gonna risk
my whole life,
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I just want fireworks.
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And?
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Let me have that
little screwdriver...
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You... Candance Montgomery,
if you don't gimme details
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this second, I'm gonna take
the little screwdriver
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and I'ma shove it in your ear.
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I think he might have
the most beautiful penis
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I've ever seen.
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Mommy! Mommy!
Watch our dance.
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Watch our dance.
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I'm watching, girls.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Mom, it wasn't over.
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It's so sweet that these
girls have become friends.
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- I know.
- Isn't it? Yeah.
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All we hear
from Christina these days
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is Becky this, Becky that.
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She's just so happy
to have a friend.
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Well, she is welcome
over anytime for a sleepover.
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Aww.
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I remember when I looked like
that and thought I was fat.
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You're not fat.
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Just feel like a tub of lard,
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and it's just going
to get worse.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, my God, Betty.
Congratulations.
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Is this hormones already?
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No.
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Maybe.
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Pregnancy is magical
and everything,
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but last time...
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I just felt really alone.
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Well, you're...
You're not really ever alone.
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That's true.
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You got Allan.
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Allan didn't, um,
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pay much attention to me
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when I was pregnant
with Christina.
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The weird thing is, he's been
looking really good lately.
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I wonder if he's got this
Madonna-whore complex thingy,
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you know, where the baby is
making it impossible for him
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to look at you
as a sexual creature.
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It's very common,
says Ladies' Home Journal.
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Well.
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Oh, God, that sounds really bad.
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No, it's good that
he sees you as the Madonna.
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You just gotta remind him
that you can also be the...
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You know what.
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You know, nobody else
talks to me like this.
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You're welcome.
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I mean...
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I'd like to host
your baby shower.
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- You don't have to.
- Nonsense.
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I've got the best party house.
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You do. Um.
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I don't know what to say.
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- Well, just say yes.
- Yes.
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Okay. It's settled then.
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It's settled.
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She just told me the news,
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and I just...
I couldn't help myself.
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I was overwhelmed,
and I offered.
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Why would you offer that?
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Because I have
the best party house.
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And I think I might be
her only friend.
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Congratulations, by the way,
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you can already start to see
her cute little belly.
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Well, we should get on with it.
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Come over here
and unzip me, please.
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Yep.
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Is there something else
you wanna try this time,
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you just let me know, okay?
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I've just been really hormonal,
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but I've decided I'm not
going to do that anymore.
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For the next seven months,
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I'm-I'm going to have
a positive attitude.
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Okay.
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Betty, what are you doing?
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What if tonight...
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I'm not Betty?
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What is this?
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Well,
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Candy said it's really simple.
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Candy?
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I'm the mother
of your children,
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but that's not all I am.
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What's wrong?
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Why are you talking
to Candy Montgomery
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about our sex life?
I'm not talking to...
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You think Candy and Pat
are having some kind
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of great sex or something?
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I-I don't know.
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No, I'm just,
I'm-I'm trying to understand
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where all this is coming from.
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It's coming from... I...
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I love you, that's it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Dog needs a walk.
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Has everyone had a chance
to review my proposal?
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Yes, we read it.
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10 grand. Are you nuts?
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It is a rather high number.
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The parsonage is in bad shape.
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The toilet needs replacing,
there's exposed insulation
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coming out
of a hole in the paneling.
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Well, this isn't
the Ewing ranch.
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We all work on our own homes.
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Maybe it'd be more helpful
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if we went through
the items one by one.
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Would you like me to suggest
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what I think you should do
with the items one by one?
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We are with you
on the money issue.
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As far as
we're concerned, his proposal
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is dead on arrival.
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That man has lost his mind.
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Now, when you were being
rather direct
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with Reverend Ron...
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Marriage Encounter
has taught us
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that sometimes when we're angry
about one thing,
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it's really
about something else.
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Marriage Encounter?
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Mm-hmm.
We gave it a shot,
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and we're more connected now
than we've ever been.
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Well, um,
Allan and I are fine.
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Oh, Marriage Encounter
isn't for problem marriages.
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No, it's just a community
of love and support.
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Our favorite is the love ring.
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't... is that a sex thing?
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- Oh, no.
- Blessings.
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- Hey.
- Goodbye, Elaine.
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No, it's a phone.
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See, one couple will call
another couple any ole time.
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They'll let it ring once
and they hang up.
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Just a little something
to let 'em know
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they're thinking about 'em.
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They're very smart.
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It's beyond psychology.
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It's about emotions.
Mmhmm.
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So it's for good marriages,
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and we're all just here
to help each other.
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And well, it affects
all sorts of things.
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All right.
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I'm gonna get a jog in.
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I'm having feelings for you.
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What?
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Yeah, um,
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I caught myself staring at you
at choir practicing, and...
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Well, don't worry,
nobody noticed.
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But I... this is gonna have
to be the last time.
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- At choir practice?
- Mm-hmm.
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Can we talk about it?
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Well, a rule is a rule.
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Well, we can't just stop.
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Well, we have to.
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It has been fun
while it's lasted.
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Oh, you gotta go.
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Allan.
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This can't be the last time,
Candy.
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Well, it has to be...
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I know. I don't care.
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I need it.
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- Need what?
- You, I...
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Your body.
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The way that it moves.
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I haven't had enough.
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You're gonna be late.
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I don't care.
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- Allan?
- Yeah?
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Could you look up from that?
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Yeah.
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I wanna do something with you,
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and it's very important to me.
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And I really think
it could help us.
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Okay.
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I wanna try
Marriage Encounter.
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The "Ask me about ME" thing
that the Lockets do?
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I know it sounds really corny,
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but it's supposed to be amazing.
264
00:22:26,468 --> 00:22:29,555
And I really think
we could have fun with it.
265
00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:40,648
Hey, I think
it's a great idea.
266
00:22:40,649 --> 00:22:42,442
- Okay.
- Okay.
267
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:01,336
Welcome.
268
00:23:02,838 --> 00:23:04,631
Everybody get a donut?
269
00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:12,305
Well, you followed
the treasure map,
270
00:23:12,306 --> 00:23:15,058
answered the Sphinx's riddle,
and you...
271
00:23:17,102 --> 00:23:18,394
Honey, what is it?
272
00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:19,770
Said the magic word.
273
00:23:19,771 --> 00:23:21,481
Oh, I get it wrong every time.
274
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,026
Well, you made it.
275
00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:28,070
Welcome to the Marriage
Encounter weekend retreat,
276
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where Mary Lou and I,
we're gonna help you
277
00:23:30,532 --> 00:23:33,994
fall in love with your spouse
all over again.
278
00:23:38,206 --> 00:23:40,082
And there's only
one way to do that.
279
00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,043
That's right.
280
00:23:42,044 --> 00:23:44,880
We're gonna crack open your
relationships like a coconut.
281
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:49,133
Scoop all the meat out.
282
00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:53,638
Now I know some of the men here
aren't very relaxed right now.
283
00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:56,265
You worked hard all week.
284
00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:59,352
You earned your time on
the golf course this weekend.
285
00:23:59,353 --> 00:24:01,979
And why a whole weekend, Jack?
286
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:04,650
Well, let me answer that
question with another question.
287
00:24:06,526 --> 00:24:09,153
How many of you go on,
you know, business trips,
288
00:24:09,154 --> 00:24:11,489
weekend work seminars,
corporate retreats,
289
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,908
that type of thing?
290
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,038
Mm-hmm.
291
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:21,207
Good. Good.
292
00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:23,501
Mm-hmm.
293
00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:25,628
If you're willing to invest
three days for your career,
294
00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:27,964
why not invest it in the most
important relationship
295
00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,383
in your entire life?
296
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:41,268
Okay, here we go.
It's Friday night.
297
00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:43,020
Kids are in bed.
298
00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:44,689
Betty's cleaned up after supper.
299
00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:46,440
You're on the couch watching TV.
300
00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,526
I'm sure this is a familiar
occurrence in the Gore home,
301
00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:50,277
but tell me this.
302
00:24:50,278 --> 00:24:51,780
What happens next?
303
00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,992
- Can I say something?
- Yes. Turn to him.
304
00:24:55,993 --> 00:24:57,285
Speak directly to him.
305
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:05,711
What are you doing
for yourself sexually?
306
00:25:07,838 --> 00:25:09,256
Well...
307
00:25:10,716 --> 00:25:15,052
Because I understand
your appetite going down
308
00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:17,930
while I'm pregnant, it's...
309
00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:19,390
But it just would really help me
310
00:25:19,391 --> 00:25:21,976
if I knew
what it was you were doing.
311
00:25:21,977 --> 00:25:23,395
Betty, this isn't...
312
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,355
Is this what we're supposed
to be doing?
313
00:25:26,356 --> 00:25:29,316
Whoop, whoop. Whoop.
Time out, time out. Okay.
314
00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:30,609
Allan, now, first of all,
315
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,445
I know you're probably
listening to all this
316
00:25:32,446 --> 00:25:36,240
and everything's beep-bop,
beep-bop, bee-beep, right?
317
00:25:36,241 --> 00:25:37,825
Computers guy?
318
00:25:37,826 --> 00:25:39,493
But you're gonna answer
Betty's question
319
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,579
in graphic detail, okay?
320
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,330
And anything else that comes up
321
00:25:43,331 --> 00:25:44,707
'cause here's the secret,
all right?
322
00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,667
Before we get started,
323
00:25:46,668 --> 00:25:49,420
you're gonna make a commitment
to each other.
324
00:25:49,421 --> 00:25:52,965
You're gonna commit right now
to stay in this marriage
325
00:25:52,966 --> 00:25:54,968
no matter what is said
in this room.
326
00:25:56,595 --> 00:25:58,596
- That's how this works.
- Hmm?
327
00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:01,056
Very smart people who came up
with Marriage Encounter studied
328
00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:03,601
a lot of couples,
hundreds of them.
329
00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:05,686
And they found
that the number one impediment
330
00:26:05,687 --> 00:26:09,148
to honest communication is fear.
331
00:26:09,149 --> 00:26:12,943
Fear of it disrupting
the marriage.
332
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:17,239
So, um, we kind of make
a promise to each other
333
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,825
that we're not gonna
hold anything
334
00:26:19,826 --> 00:26:23,120
against each other
no matter what it is?
335
00:26:23,121 --> 00:26:27,250
Without that, how could
we be really honest?
336
00:26:59,157 --> 00:27:00,909
- Hey.
- Hey.
337
00:27:02,744 --> 00:27:07,039
- How was the weekend?
- It was tough but good.
338
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,999
- Hi, Daddy.
- Good.
339
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,625
Hey, honey, come on.
340
00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:11,378
Thank you so much.
Sure.
341
00:27:18,844 --> 00:27:20,137
Okay, hop in.
342
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:37,988
Hey, how you doing? You okay?
343
00:27:44,995 --> 00:27:47,329
Is it okay to open this?
344
00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,498
It's fine.
345
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,293
Hey.
346
00:27:52,294 --> 00:27:54,503
Oh, I was thinking,
can't we just nuke these?
347
00:27:54,504 --> 00:27:57,172
No, because they have
these fun little metal handles,
348
00:27:57,173 --> 00:27:59,758
and of course the princess
just had to have Chinese.
349
00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:02,177
My goddamn luck,
they forgot to put the...
350
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:03,804
They forgot to put
the fortune cookies in the bag.
351
00:28:03,805 --> 00:28:05,765
Okay. What is going on here?
352
00:28:07,434 --> 00:28:09,935
I'm fucking Allan.
353
00:28:09,936 --> 00:28:11,896
- What?
- If you ever repeat that,
354
00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:14,648
I swear I'll tell everyone
you slept with Pat.
355
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,526
- He's the beautiful penis?
- Sherry.
356
00:28:17,527 --> 00:28:19,069
Just... I'm trying
to understand.
357
00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:21,196
I mean, how-how do you go
from that
358
00:28:21,197 --> 00:28:22,823
to hosting her baby shower?
359
00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:24,074
Who else was gonna do it?
360
00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:25,826
And besides, we have
the best party house.
361
00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:27,870
We... oh, Lord, honey.
362
00:28:27,871 --> 00:28:30,331
Allan Gore?
363
00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:31,540
Isn't that kind of
a lateral move?
364
00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:33,167
Give me a break, Sherry.
365
00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:34,502
Who else is there?
366
00:28:39,591 --> 00:28:43,385
May I present the woman
of the hour, Mrs. Betty Gore.
367
00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,429
- There she is.
- Oh!
368
00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,181
So beautiful.
369
00:28:47,182 --> 00:28:49,308
I can't...
370
00:28:49,309 --> 00:28:52,102
Goodness.
371
00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:56,065
Y-you did too much.
This is so beautiful.
372
00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:57,149
Oh, my God, Betty.
373
00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,233
This is the best
you've ever looked.
374
00:28:58,234 --> 00:29:00,152
Honestly, you're one hot mama.
375
00:29:00,153 --> 00:29:02,112
Thank you.
376
00:29:02,113 --> 00:29:04,114
This is when I was gonna
pop that champagne.
377
00:29:04,115 --> 00:29:06,534
- What?
- Nothing.
378
00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:12,289
- Sweetheart, I'm gonna go.
- Oh, can't you stay?
379
00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:13,958
Oh, no, I was gonna
get a-a new belt
380
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,376
for the mower
and get the lawn done.
381
00:29:15,377 --> 00:29:16,962
You could do that later.
382
00:29:21,549 --> 00:29:23,342
- Okay.
- Okay.
383
00:29:23,343 --> 00:29:26,345
Sure.
384
00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:29,391
- I'll see if Pat's around.
- Okay.
385
00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:41,568
Oh, is Valerie not just
the most perfect name?
386
00:29:41,569 --> 00:29:44,989
It is the perfect balance.
387
00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:47,157
Classic but not old fashioned,
388
00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:50,285
ripe for a comeback
but not overused.
389
00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:53,205
And I said it before,
but I will say it again.
390
00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:56,375
I mean, this is the best
you've ever looked.
391
00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:57,669
Thank you.
392
00:29:59,671 --> 00:30:01,672
What was that?
393
00:30:01,673 --> 00:30:04,842
- What?
- You just winked at her.
394
00:30:04,843 --> 00:30:08,470
Well, that glow,
it's not the baby.
395
00:30:08,471 --> 00:30:11,141
- Oh?
- It's Marriage Encounter.
396
00:30:14,477 --> 00:30:16,478
Oh!
Oh, you're still doing that?
397
00:30:16,479 --> 00:30:18,939
Yeah, we just became
Flame Leaders.
398
00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,691
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!
399
00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:22,317
That's great.
400
00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:23,610
You know, Pat and I tried that,
401
00:30:23,611 --> 00:30:25,320
but we just didn't
really think it was for us.
402
00:30:25,321 --> 00:30:27,614
We left after one night.
403
00:30:27,615 --> 00:30:31,118
But, um, I'm, uh,
really happy for you.
404
00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:34,204
Y'all excuse me
just for one sec.
405
00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:36,206
Jesus.
406
00:30:36,207 --> 00:30:37,541
She knows.
407
00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:40,586
- I don't think so.
- She does, and he told her.
408
00:30:40,587 --> 00:30:42,171
Okay, there's no possible way.
409
00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:44,006
That's what they do
in Marriage Encounter, okay?
410
00:30:44,007 --> 00:30:46,383
They share everything.
411
00:30:46,384 --> 00:30:49,386
Look, I thought
it was wife swapping.
412
00:30:49,387 --> 00:30:51,972
That's why it stopped,
'cause she knows.
413
00:30:51,973 --> 00:30:53,932
No normal woman would come
to this house if she knew
414
00:30:53,933 --> 00:30:56,727
that you were sleeping
with her husband.
415
00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:58,145
Was.
416
00:30:58,146 --> 00:31:00,607
He's canceled
our last two rendezvous.
417
00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:04,486
Oh.
418
00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:30,260
Candy said you got a new job.
419
00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:32,180
Yeah, yeah.
420
00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:38,060
Super Circuits?
421
00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:39,896
Consumer Circuits.
422
00:31:42,315 --> 00:31:43,566
I haven't heard of it.
423
00:31:45,068 --> 00:31:49,030
Well, it's new,
so you wouldn't have.
424
00:31:54,661 --> 00:31:56,746
It's not without risks.
425
00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:00,583
But you only live once.
426
00:32:02,335 --> 00:32:03,794
And getting in
on the ground floor
427
00:32:03,795 --> 00:32:06,506
does have its advantages.
428
00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:10,093
Lots of upsides.
429
00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:15,139
Yeah, I'd love be out there
cowboying it with you,
430
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:18,643
but you know, TI just treats me
too damn good.
431
00:32:27,986 --> 00:32:29,988
You're overworking your meat.
432
00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:37,036
It's first rule of grilling,
you only wanna flip 'em once.
433
00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,042
- So sweet.
- It's not for you.
434
00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:46,753
Betty should try it on.
You should try it on.
435
00:32:46,754 --> 00:32:49,089
I'm gonna check your bag
at the end of this thing.
436
00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:50,632
Oh, look.
437
00:32:50,633 --> 00:32:53,844
Of course, somebody
had to be the practical one.
438
00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:55,470
That's perfect.
439
00:32:55,471 --> 00:32:58,391
I will be thanking you for
this when I run out one night.
440
00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:02,561
Miss Candy,
can I use your phone?
441
00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:04,062
Oh, sure, it's in the kitchen.
442
00:33:04,063 --> 00:33:06,356
Who are you calling
in the middle of a party?
443
00:33:06,357 --> 00:33:08,275
- It's Jeffrey.
- Oh, come on.
444
00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:10,360
I must confess.
I miss my husband.
445
00:33:10,361 --> 00:33:11,820
Oh, Lord.
446
00:33:11,821 --> 00:33:14,156
- Go and call your man.
- She's serious.
447
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,741
- Yeah.
- Oh, my goodness.
448
00:33:15,742 --> 00:33:19,036
I would be calling Allan too
if he wasn't right outside.
449
00:33:19,037 --> 00:33:21,872
I like to keep him
where I can see him these days.
450
00:33:21,873 --> 00:33:23,415
Well, Tom and I found out
451
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:26,502
we get along a lot better
after a little time apart.
452
00:33:28,546 --> 00:33:29,588
And I mean come on, y'all,
453
00:33:29,589 --> 00:33:30,756
you Marriage Encounter people,
454
00:33:30,757 --> 00:33:32,716
I mean, it is just
talk, talk, talk.
455
00:33:32,717 --> 00:33:36,178
- I can hear you.
- I-I know.
456
00:33:36,179 --> 00:33:40,641
Well, you know, talking
can be very, um, energizing.
457
00:33:40,642 --> 00:33:41,850
Absolutely.
458
00:33:41,851 --> 00:33:43,727
It's so scary at first,
459
00:33:43,728 --> 00:33:48,607
but, um, once you really get
intimate with your husband,
460
00:33:48,608 --> 00:33:52,319
you would be shocked
at the untapped emotion
461
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,154
that you have inside.
462
00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:58,701
Passion and tenderness, but...
463
00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:05,666
Also forgiveness and acceptance.
464
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:07,460
- It's very true.
- Amen.
465
00:34:09,337 --> 00:34:10,963
What about a little thing
called privacy?
466
00:34:10,964 --> 00:34:13,840
Because honestly,
last thing I really want
467
00:34:13,841 --> 00:34:16,760
is to have Pat Montgomery
knowing everything I do
468
00:34:16,761 --> 00:34:19,054
and think every second
of the day.
469
00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:20,681
Can I see you in the kitchen?
470
00:34:20,682 --> 00:34:22,641
Well, that may work for you.
471
00:34:22,642 --> 00:34:25,560
But once Allan and I
got rid of all our secrets,
472
00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,939
our marriage
has never been better.
473
00:34:34,612 --> 00:34:37,155
- What happened?
- Nothing.
474
00:34:37,156 --> 00:34:38,449
I-I was waiting for you.
475
00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:47,541
Um.
476
00:34:49,836 --> 00:34:55,173
Well, I am so touched
by your generosity,
477
00:34:55,174 --> 00:34:56,675
all of you.
478
00:34:56,676 --> 00:35:02,264
I haven't had friends like this
since I moved to Texas,
479
00:35:02,265 --> 00:35:04,475
so it means a lot.
480
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:10,773
But, um, I wanted to say
something to Candy.
481
00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:24,536
The compassion and friendship
you've shown me
482
00:35:24,537 --> 00:35:26,664
over the past few months...
483
00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,501
Has touched me
in a very deep way.
484
00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:33,670
You've been there for me
485
00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:35,465
through some
really hard times...
486
00:35:37,508 --> 00:35:39,052
And I'll never forget it.
487
00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:51,021
Oh, thank you.
488
00:35:51,022 --> 00:35:52,439
You told her, didn't you?
489
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,192
Not here, please.
490
00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:02,115
Did you tell her?
491
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,576
No.
492
00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:09,831
- Who are you lying to?
- Her or me?
493
00:36:09,832 --> 00:36:11,124
I didn't tell her.
494
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,459
'Cause I don't need her
going around
495
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,921
using my life
as gossip to make friends.
496
00:36:16,881 --> 00:36:20,175
The only affair that came out
497
00:36:20,176 --> 00:36:23,762
in Marriage Encounter
was Betty's.
498
00:36:23,763 --> 00:36:26,348
Betty's?
499
00:36:26,349 --> 00:36:29,268
Yes, a long time ago.
500
00:36:31,104 --> 00:36:33,939
Look, um,
501
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,358
the Marriage Encounter, um,
502
00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:38,568
I think it's working.
503
00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:43,950
I mean, it's a lot of work,
and I think...
504
00:36:45,701 --> 00:36:48,287
I think I should probably
focus on that.
505
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:55,043
If it's working,
we should stop.
506
00:36:55,044 --> 00:36:56,754
That's kind of what
I was thinking.
507
00:36:58,589 --> 00:37:01,300
Things are better, I-I think.
508
00:37:04,262 --> 00:37:05,888
For everyone.
509
00:37:14,731 --> 00:37:18,316
And thank you
510
00:37:18,317 --> 00:37:21,153
for being her friend, it...
511
00:37:21,154 --> 00:37:25,283
It means a lot to her,
and to both of us.
512
00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:28,619
Of course.
513
00:38:01,611 --> 00:38:03,778
Hey, Christina, you're just
in time for Parcheesi.
514
00:38:03,779 --> 00:38:05,906
- Get in there.
- Come in!
515
00:38:05,907 --> 00:38:07,365
Hi, Candy.
516
00:38:07,366 --> 00:38:10,285
- Where is that baby?
- Oh, with Allan.
517
00:38:10,286 --> 00:38:14,080
I actually,
I have a few minutes.
518
00:38:14,081 --> 00:38:15,416
Okay.
519
00:38:17,877 --> 00:38:19,295
Oh, um...
520
00:38:21,797 --> 00:38:24,549
Did I do something wrong?
521
00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:27,385
I just feel like
we were so close.
522
00:38:27,386 --> 00:38:29,846
And I haven't heard
from you since the baby.
523
00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:32,892
Oh, no, nothing's wrong.
I've just been so busy.
524
00:38:34,602 --> 00:38:36,145
Good.
525
00:38:38,231 --> 00:38:40,065
But would you...
526
00:38:40,066 --> 00:38:41,900
I'm sorry, I've gotta get.
527
00:38:41,901 --> 00:38:43,818
When it comes to board games,
we don't screw around.
528
00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:45,153
Right.
529
00:38:45,154 --> 00:38:49,407
Okay, um, well, do you
wanna have lunch sometime?
530
00:38:49,408 --> 00:38:52,328
Sure, see you soon. Bye.
531
00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:58,834
I won!
532
00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:00,210
Wait, we haven't even started.
533
00:39:00,211 --> 00:39:02,046
Where is the starting position?
534
00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:05,507
Before the game starts,
each player has to move
535
00:39:05,508 --> 00:39:10,011
all their four of their pawns
in the start area, that's here.
536
00:39:10,012 --> 00:39:11,513
No, that's the home.
537
00:39:11,514 --> 00:39:12,973
So you need to put them
in the start,
538
00:39:12,974 --> 00:39:14,474
which is over
in the corner there.
539
00:39:14,475 --> 00:39:18,353
So to enter a pawn, a five
must be thrown on the dice.
540
00:39:18,354 --> 00:39:21,607
Is that on one die...
All right, who wants sundaes?
541
00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:24,150
Butterscotch!
Butterscotch!
542
00:39:24,151 --> 00:39:26,152
Are you seriously
gonna make sundaes?
543
00:39:26,153 --> 00:39:28,154
- Why not.
- You're the best, Mom.
544
00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:29,823
- Yeah, she is.
- Aww, thank you.
545
00:39:29,824 --> 00:39:33,243
Oh, shoot, that's Sherry.
546
00:39:33,244 --> 00:39:35,078
I totally forgot
about English class.
547
00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:36,121
No!
548
00:39:36,122 --> 00:39:37,330
Do we still got sundaes?
549
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:38,665
Yeah. Come on.
Let your mom have her fun.
550
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,083
No, it's-it's okay.
551
00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:41,585
I'll just tell her
I can't make it tonight.
552
00:39:41,586 --> 00:39:43,253
Go... I'll take care
of the sundaes.
553
00:39:43,254 --> 00:39:44,672
You go to class.
554
00:39:46,465 --> 00:39:48,301
Okay. Thanks, hon.
555
00:39:53,472 --> 00:39:55,181
Oh, hey, hon, would you mind
throwing some fudge
556
00:39:55,182 --> 00:39:56,850
in the microwave
before you leave?
557
00:39:56,851 --> 00:39:58,185
Maybe chop up some peanuts?
558
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,731
Of course.
559
00:40:16,162 --> 00:40:17,830
What is in this bag?
560
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,711
Candace Montgomery,
what in the world?
561
00:40:24,712 --> 00:40:27,339
- We are playing hooky.
- We are?
562
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:31,093
Mm-hmm. Just drive.
Okay.
563
00:40:44,482 --> 00:40:46,484
- Love ring.
- Mm-hmm.
564
00:40:48,945 --> 00:40:50,780
I wonder who that was.
565
00:41:15,471 --> 00:41:20,183
We don't have to do this
if you don't want to.
566
00:41:20,184 --> 00:41:21,977
Of course I want to.
567
00:41:23,145 --> 00:41:26,481
You always feel
better after, right?
568
00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:28,693
- I do.
- Yeah.
569
00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:39,286
Okay.
570
00:42:53,444 --> 00:42:56,155
Yeah, baby.
Shake it, baby.
571
00:43:15,174 --> 00:43:16,801
Bye.
572
00:44:07,434 --> 00:44:10,687
How was class?
573
00:44:10,688 --> 00:44:12,481
It was great.
40131
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