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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,061 --> 00:00:32,327 Saturday evening, and the universe is much the same... 2 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:35,823 as at any other point in the history of the world. 3 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:38,167 The planets and stars orbit and spin... 4 00:00:38,203 --> 00:00:41,002 and do everything that is expected of them. 5 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,839 On earth, as the sun sets, millions prepare... 6 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:46,675 for a weekly event which is far less predictable. 7 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:49,477 In sixty-three countries around the world... 8 00:00:49,515 --> 00:00:53,816 dozens of lottery machines spin hundreds of lottery balls. 9 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:57,482 It takes seconds for the winning numbers to be selected... 10 00:00:57,523 --> 00:01:00,493 seconds for the losers to realize they've lost... 11 00:01:00,526 --> 00:01:03,086 but for the winners, it is an event... 12 00:01:03,128 --> 00:01:06,656 which will undoubtedly change their lives forever. 13 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,632 Lucky sods. 14 00:01:34,626 --> 00:01:36,185 Hello again, and welcome... 15 00:01:36,228 --> 00:01:37,787 to the National Lottery's weekend draw... 16 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,458 for Saturday, the 21st of August. 17 00:01:39,498 --> 00:01:41,865 We're coming to you live tonight from the heart of Dublin... 18 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:45,132 where we are, as we speak, calculating the total amount... 19 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,798 of the jackpot to be claimed tonight. 20 00:01:46,839 --> 00:01:49,138 As always, we shall be bringing you up to date... 21 00:01:49,174 --> 00:01:51,473 with the total jackpot and all the lotto news... 22 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:54,810 in our round-up program which follows directly after the news. 23 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:57,146 But for now, let's concentrate on the game in hand... 24 00:01:57,182 --> 00:01:58,810 and get this week's draw underway. 25 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:01,480 Just to remind you, if you can match six numbers... 26 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,421 Annie, where's me ticket? 27 00:02:03,455 --> 00:02:05,424 In your trousers. 28 00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:07,756 Oh, Lord. 29 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:09,261 Here's Alan Fergis... 30 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:11,263 our independent observer this evening. 31 00:02:11,296 --> 00:02:14,095 Alan is from Stokescroft Financial Services... 32 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:17,729 and we're very honored to have him here tonight. 33 00:02:17,769 --> 00:02:18,896 There's all your numbers-- 34 00:02:18,937 --> 00:02:20,735 numbers one to forty-two-- poised and ready... 35 00:02:20,772 --> 00:02:23,936 Annie, bring me me apple tart, will you? 36 00:02:23,976 --> 00:02:26,207 Fetch it yourself. 37 00:02:26,245 --> 00:02:29,374 We start the draw drum, release all forty-two numbers. 38 00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:32,213 Annie, the lotto's starting. 39 00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:34,220 ...as we wait for the first number... 40 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:36,051 to come from the draw drum. 41 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:38,614 And our first number is... nineteen. 42 00:02:38,657 --> 00:02:41,627 Oh, yes. There she goes. 43 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:44,095 Number nineteen. Annie, come in. 44 00:02:44,129 --> 00:02:46,655 Bring me me tart. We've got the first one. 45 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:49,601 It's...number forty. 46 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,103 Jeepers, Annie. 47 00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:53,128 Will you believe it? I've got the second. 48 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:55,971 Our third number is number four. 49 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:59,308 Oh, will you look at that, girl? 50 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:01,745 Here's our fourth number--seven. 51 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,477 Can you believe it, Annie? Number seven! 52 00:03:04,516 --> 00:03:07,611 Will you come in out of that? We got the first four! 53 00:03:12,157 --> 00:03:14,183 You're havin' me on. 54 00:03:14,226 --> 00:03:15,956 Shush, shush, shush. 55 00:03:15,994 --> 00:03:20,625 ...is twenty-five. Twenty-five. 56 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:22,828 Annie...we've got it. 57 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:26,532 Jesus, Jackie...that's five. 58 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:30,437 Oh, God help us. God help us. 59 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,348 And now here's the sixth number... 60 00:03:38,383 --> 00:03:41,547 - Twenty-nine. - Yes! Yes, yes. 61 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:42,953 Finally, our bonus number... 62 00:03:42,988 --> 00:03:49,485 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 63 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:55,633 Have we won? 64 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:59,297 No, but it got me apple tart brought in now, didn't it? 65 00:04:05,477 --> 00:04:06,638 Whoo! 66 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:23,288 I wish I was a fisherman 67 00:04:23,328 --> 00:04:25,490 Tumbling on the seas 68 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:30,067 Far away from dry land 69 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:32,765 And its bitter memories 70 00:04:34,339 --> 00:04:36,808 Casting out my sweet life 71 00:04:36,842 --> 00:04:39,334 With abandonment and love 72 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:43,983 No ceiling bearing down on me 73 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:48,681 Save the starry sky above with light in my head 74 00:04:50,022 --> 00:04:51,923 You in my arms 75 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:55,654 Whoo! 76 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:18,943 Michael! 77 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:21,078 Michael O'Sullivan, are you a millionaire? 78 00:05:21,119 --> 00:05:23,418 Now, Jackie, would I spend me time... 79 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:26,789 sittin' on this old beach if I was a millionaire? 80 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:28,953 I believe you would. 81 00:05:28,994 --> 00:05:32,431 Hold on there now. I've some mighty news. 82 00:05:32,464 --> 00:05:34,626 Are you going in for a dip? 83 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:36,635 More important things to do. 84 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:38,796 Look and see what I've found... 85 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:41,432 in the small print of the Irish Times last night. 86 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:44,910 Look at it--the front page, down at the bottom... 87 00:05:44,943 --> 00:05:47,242 winkin' at ya--lotto results. 88 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,339 Winner from County More West. 89 00:05:49,381 --> 00:05:52,818 A local winner? God, that's a thing. 90 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,820 Jeepers, Michael, it's more than local. 91 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:58,255 County More West is big, but there's only one village in it. 92 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,316 - Tullymore. - Tullymore. 93 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:03,591 Is this a fact, Jackie? A winner in the village? 94 00:06:03,628 --> 00:06:05,597 In Tullymore itself, yes. 95 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:08,122 And how many are living there now? 96 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,158 Well, there's fifty-two precisely, Michael. 97 00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:13,832 If you've not won, I've not won, and Annie's not won... 98 00:06:13,872 --> 00:06:16,307 that leaves a total of forty-nine. 99 00:06:16,341 --> 00:06:20,176 Jesus, forty-nine... and one is a winner. 100 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:23,279 Has the news reached Tullymore? 101 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:25,409 Nobody's figured it out yet... 102 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:27,783 so nobody knows but the winner. 103 00:06:27,819 --> 00:06:31,415 God, it's mighty. Does Annie know? 104 00:06:31,456 --> 00:06:34,449 She does. She's looking for the winner now. 105 00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:40,692 If a goose comes along 106 00:06:40,732 --> 00:06:43,361 To sing her song 107 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:49,808 Then I'll light a fire with a big pot on 108 00:06:49,841 --> 00:06:53,300 Well, you're blessed with a grand voice, Mrs. Kennedy. 109 00:06:53,345 --> 00:06:55,814 How long can a man sit on a fortune... 110 00:06:55,847 --> 00:06:57,645 without spending a penny, Jackie? 111 00:06:57,682 --> 00:06:59,446 As long as he wants, Michael. 112 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:02,181 The longer it's sat on, the bigger our share. 113 00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:09,593 Jesus, man! Where's it from? 114 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:11,062 Does it suit me, Maggie? 115 00:07:11,096 --> 00:07:13,998 - It does at that. - Will you marry me, then? 116 00:07:14,032 --> 00:07:16,365 Oh...Da! 117 00:07:16,401 --> 00:07:18,893 Can I marry your daughter now I'm driving a convertible? 118 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:21,168 It must be stolen, that. 119 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,175 Come for a ride like the old days. 120 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:25,837 Finn, darlin', you know I would... 121 00:07:25,877 --> 00:07:27,505 if it wasn't for the smell of them pigs. 122 00:07:29,047 --> 00:07:30,379 What about me young man there? 123 00:07:30,415 --> 00:07:32,384 Maurice, will you come for a ride in the racing car? 124 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,215 Grampy, can I go? 125 00:07:34,252 --> 00:07:35,845 - No. - Please? 126 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,378 Brendy, is me puncture mended? 127 00:07:38,356 --> 00:07:39,619 Come back tomorrow. 128 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,223 I could've done it quicker meself. 129 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,728 We find the winner and make sure... 130 00:07:43,762 --> 00:07:46,630 we're their best friends when they cash the check. 131 00:07:56,341 --> 00:07:57,900 Well, come on, then. 132 00:07:57,943 --> 00:07:59,241 I'm not sure. 133 00:07:59,277 --> 00:08:01,246 So, you think it's a woman? 134 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:03,339 I'm just saying it might be. 135 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:06,044 If it's a woman, I'll chat her up... 136 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:08,110 and we'll be off before you knew it. 137 00:08:11,122 --> 00:08:14,923 I'm bursting with news. I think I know who's won. 138 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:18,260 That's mighty, for I've an idea I know myself. 139 00:08:18,296 --> 00:08:19,924 Annie, what's the noise? 140 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:23,163 It's Michael... and he knows the winner. 141 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:26,103 Well, come on. I want to hear it up here. So? 142 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:28,800 Jesus, Jackie, do you think you're the Pope? 143 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,867 Shouting out the bathroom window for the whole village to hear! 144 00:08:34,646 --> 00:08:36,615 Well, come on, out with it. 145 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:38,116 It's Mrs. Kennedy. 146 00:08:38,149 --> 00:08:40,414 Oh, now, I've got someone else. 147 00:08:40,452 --> 00:08:42,944 - Well, speak up, man. - Pig Finn. 148 00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:44,854 Will you look at that-- 149 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:48,554 there's 49 possible winners, and we're down to 2 already. 150 00:08:51,496 --> 00:08:53,362 Go away out of that. We're in the bath! 151 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:58,501 Jackie, it's Finn. Are you up for a pint? 152 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:00,369 I want to ask your advice on something. 153 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,431 He's after advice on his money. 154 00:09:02,474 --> 00:09:03,669 Say you will. 155 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:08,043 Aye, I'm up for a pint. I'm just out of me bath. 156 00:09:08,079 --> 00:09:10,048 I'll see you at Fitzgerald's in ten minutes. 157 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:12,077 Right. 158 00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:17,189 Yeah, I know. There's a terrible stink on him lately. 159 00:09:17,222 --> 00:09:18,622 Evening, Jackie, Michael. 160 00:09:18,657 --> 00:09:19,920 Boys. 161 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,291 Dennis, have you seen Pig Finn? 162 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:25,855 His glass is there, and himself is in the toilet. 163 00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:28,526 Two pints for us, and one for me old friend, Pig Finn. 164 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,195 Oh, and let me buy him a packet... 165 00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:33,228 of his favorite Mexican crisps there, as well, Dennis. 166 00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:35,240 Your old friend? 167 00:09:35,273 --> 00:09:37,572 You must be needing an operation on your nose, Jackie. 168 00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:38,838 Have you smelled the Pig lately? 169 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:42,370 I have, and it's not half as bad as your aftershave. 170 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:47,250 Well, this aftershave is a knockout with the girls. 171 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:50,278 And tell me, Pat, which particular girls... 172 00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,587 are you knocking out at the moment? 173 00:09:57,128 --> 00:09:59,427 Well, hello, Mrs. Kennedy. 174 00:09:59,464 --> 00:10:01,433 Don't be afraid. It's only myself. 175 00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:03,628 I've been baking, and Jackie had no room for this... 176 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:05,796 so I thought we'd share it between us. 177 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,831 There's the man. Ha ha! 178 00:10:09,874 --> 00:10:11,342 How are you, boys? 179 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:14,005 - How are you? - I'm fine. 180 00:10:14,045 --> 00:10:15,843 The old sparkle in your eye, eh? 181 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,041 You're a devil, Jackie. 182 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,985 Jesus, Jackie, you must have a terrible thirst tonight. 183 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:23,318 I've never seen a man drink two pints at the same time. 184 00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:26,325 Here. This is yours, Finn. I've bought you a pint so. 185 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:28,486 - You're joking me. - No. 186 00:10:29,494 --> 00:10:31,156 You never bought me a pint. 187 00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:33,995 Go away with you. I brought you home many a night. 188 00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,830 And I bought you a packet... 189 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:38,200 of your favorite Mexican crisps. 190 00:10:38,236 --> 00:10:39,864 Aye, and no offense, now, Finn. 191 00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:43,705 I bought you some expensive fruity soaps. 192 00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:46,337 Take them home and try them out. 193 00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:49,143 Mmm. 194 00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:51,509 Ah, boys, what are you up to? 195 00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:54,951 Nothin'. Can I not buy you a pint? 196 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:57,285 Did you come into some money, Jackie? 197 00:10:57,322 --> 00:11:02,351 No. But you'd be the first to share in it if I had, Finn. 198 00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:04,863 Right. 199 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,300 Where have you been? I've been in bed an hour. 200 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:13,965 Oh, shut up. 201 00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:16,634 - You're drunk. - I am not. 202 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,144 What's the news? 203 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:22,636 I spent ten pounds on Finn... 204 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:26,914 and all he wanted was advice on his sick pig. 205 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:31,323 - Is the sports car his? - Not at all. 206 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:33,325 He's lookin' after it for his brother. 207 00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:36,351 Then I spent another forty on the locals... 208 00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:38,886 in case the winner was hidden among them. 209 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,836 You're actin' like you won the lotto yourself. 210 00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:48,101 Aye, yeah. Rockefeller, that's me. 211 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,006 I followed me nose to Mrs. Kennedy's. 212 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,979 I took a meat pie to soften her up. 213 00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:56,140 Go on. 214 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:59,845 Found her on her own drinkin' champagne. 215 00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:02,945 - It's her, then. - Hold on. 216 00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:05,456 No sooner was my meat pie in her belly... 217 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,459 than she tells me that her daughter's belly's... 218 00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:09,120 fill-up with a new baby. 219 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,129 That's why she was singin' "The Golden Goose." 220 00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:12,790 Sure, she's over the moon. 221 00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:14,959 Lord, would you look at that? 222 00:12:14,999 --> 00:12:19,095 We're already fifty pounds and one meat pie lighter. 223 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,969 You're not gettin' your toaster, Lizzy. 224 00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:22,735 Let that be an end to it. 225 00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:25,744 I'm an old disabled person with no money, Fitzgerald. 226 00:12:25,777 --> 00:12:27,912 And you're taking advantage. 227 00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:29,139 Your toaster is mended... 228 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,149 but you can't take it until you've paid for it. 229 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,151 You're ripping me off, Fitzgerald. 230 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:36,484 I'm fed up with you takin' without payin', woman. 231 00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:38,490 Get out of my way. 232 00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:40,992 - Whoa! - You little gobshite! 233 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,496 Mornin', boys. How's the heads? 234 00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:46,998 Lord, we were heavy drunk last night. 235 00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:49,330 The whole bar was heavy drunk, thanks to you. 236 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:52,360 Listen, there's a rumor you've come into some money. 237 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,703 - What? - Ha ha ha ha! 238 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,801 Oh, Janey Mac, I wish I had. 239 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:01,938 I was just treatin' me friends with the little I've got. 240 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,449 I came over this morning to make sure I'd settled up. 241 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,451 I'd hate to be owin' you anything, Dennis. 242 00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:10,512 Go on. On you go. Go on. Good luck. 243 00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:15,755 Mornin', Annie. 244 00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:23,958 That Mrs. Kennedy is a fine one for the champagne. 245 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,971 I thought it would be you boys... 246 00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:28,872 that would have the heads this morning, not me. 247 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,573 We do have heads, and they are sore... 248 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:37,810 but at the same time filled with the very best of Irish brains. 249 00:13:37,849 --> 00:13:40,182 Will those dead chickens find the winner? 250 00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:41,379 They will. 251 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,854 Jackie talked Mrs. Kennedy into giving us... 252 00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:46,153 a list of the regular lotto players. 253 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:47,989 There's eighteen... 254 00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:50,325 and each of those will be invited to a chicken supper. 255 00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:52,159 We'll sit them down, feed them up... 256 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,132 and during the night, we find the winner. 257 00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:04,335 Yoo-hoo! 258 00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:10,013 It's not me Christmas card already, is it, Michael? 259 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,608 Christmas has come early this year, Kitty. 260 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:14,346 Oh, how exciting. 261 00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,616 Come in, Michael. Come in. 262 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,589 I've been baking. 263 00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:23,061 It's tempting, Kitty, but I've more cards to deliver. 264 00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:25,563 Is it a little love note, Michael? 265 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,395 Ha ha ha! 266 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,131 What are you up to? 267 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,967 Been writin'. 268 00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:36,133 Ah, Maggie. Will you read me some of your poetry? 269 00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:38,643 Jesus, that's not poetry. 270 00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:41,646 It's just words for a greetin' card. There's a big difference. 271 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:44,012 Ah, it's poetry to me. 272 00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:47,541 My cards are bought by men on their way home... 273 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,076 who give them to their wives who give them a bollocking... 274 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,486 for leavin' the price on the back... 275 00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:52,251 and they never even read what I've written inside. 276 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:55,488 I read them. Go on, Maggs, read us one. 277 00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:56,687 No! 278 00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:00,889 - Ah, will you go on, now? - I can't. 279 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,233 Make my heart sing. 280 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,796 Ah, go on, Maggs. Just the one. Just for me. Please? 281 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:09,205 Promise you won't laugh? 282 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,232 I certainly will not. 283 00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:18,313 "Sometimes--" 284 00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,113 No, "sometimes" is good. 285 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,620 "Sometimes." It's a lovely start. 286 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:23,815 Go on. 287 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,693 "Sometimes... 288 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:32,492 "some things are special." 289 00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:37,127 "Sometimes, someone is close." 290 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:40,834 "Sometimes, you feel you'll never quite say..." 291 00:15:42,507 --> 00:15:45,636 "the some things that matter the most." 292 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,646 That's poetry, Maggie. 293 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,504 You've a real talent there. 294 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,746 It's bollocks, Finn. It's a bit of extra cash. 295 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,486 I've been usin' some fruity soaps, Maggie. 296 00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:03,358 I've noticed. 297 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,454 Well, come on, then. 298 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,269 Let's get closer. 299 00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,196 Oh, yes, please, Maggie. 300 00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,446 It's been a long time, hasn't it, Finn? 301 00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:25,109 If it weren't for the pigs, we'd be settled by now. 302 00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:28,142 - We might. - The pigs is all you know. 303 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:30,155 Maggie, can we forget the pigs for the moment? 304 00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:32,555 I'm sorry, but if it weren't for the pigs-- 305 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,058 Can we get closer, Maggie? 306 00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:36,960 We can, but I can't wait forever is what I'm sayin'. 307 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,827 I know, darlin'. Come on down. 308 00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:42,099 Oh, Finn... 309 00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,034 I have missed you. 310 00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:49,974 You could work with my da. 311 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,340 Oh, he hates me. Come on, Maggie. 312 00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:53,811 - In Fitzgerald's, then. - He doesn't need anyone. 313 00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,814 There must be somethin' you're good at. 314 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,816 Come here, and I'll show you, girl. 315 00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,181 Come on, Maggie. 316 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:03,947 Oh ho! 317 00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:08,426 I caught a whiff of something then. 318 00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:10,928 Oh, no. It's peaches. Peach soaps, Maggie. 319 00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:12,123 Oh, no. 320 00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:17,234 - It's somethin' else. - Could be strawberries. 321 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,605 Finn. 322 00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:23,267 Oh, Maggie. 323 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,367 - Finn. - Maggie. 324 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,901 Finn. 325 00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,980 Oh, no. I'm sorry, luv. It's still there. 326 00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:34,919 No, Maggs. No, Maggie, please. No. 327 00:17:34,952 --> 00:17:36,477 No, I'm sorry. 328 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,522 What can you play? 329 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,356 Nothin', really. I just like messing around. 330 00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:44,294 Can you play songs about Jesus? 331 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,058 No. I wish I could. 332 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,299 So did he come to you, then? 333 00:17:51,335 --> 00:17:53,804 - Who's that? - Jesus. 334 00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:55,136 Oh, Jesus. 335 00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:59,610 Well, he did in many ways, yes. 336 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,476 But did you see him? 337 00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:04,072 Well, not exactly, no. 338 00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,149 But you're workin' for him. 339 00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:09,984 I am. Doing the best I can. 340 00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,047 Do you get paid for it? 341 00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:16,384 Well, it's more a payment of the spiritual kind, Maurice. 342 00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:18,396 Right. 343 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,591 Do you think you could be drawn to the church, Maurice? 344 00:18:21,632 --> 00:18:24,261 - I don't think so. - You never know. 345 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:26,771 I don't think I could work for someone I'd never met... 346 00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:28,830 and not get paid for it. 347 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,170 Ha ha ha! 348 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:40,618 Did you enjoy your supper, Michael? 349 00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:42,279 I did, indeed, Kitty. 350 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,789 It was generous of Jackie to splash out. 351 00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:46,984 Oh, he's a generous man, Kitty. 352 00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:58,300 Oh, grand. 353 00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:03,740 Did you see Pig Finn... 354 00:19:03,774 --> 00:19:07,108 in his brother's racing car this week, Brendy? 355 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,909 I did. 356 00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,915 I thought it was stolen. 357 00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:17,081 Jackie, they tell me you might be splashing out... 358 00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:19,215 on a sports car yourself. 359 00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:22,193 If I had the money, Brendy, I wouldn't waste it on a car... 360 00:19:22,226 --> 00:19:24,161 when me bike's outside. How about yourself? 361 00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:25,493 How about meself, what? 362 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,557 Will you be splashin' out on a sports car? 363 00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:33,037 Are you mad, man? 364 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,470 Just askin'. 365 00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:40,239 Tell me, Tom, will you be looking for a bigger house... 366 00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:41,712 now that you've had your baby? 367 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:45,444 So, Kitty, how did you like your breast? 368 00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:47,782 Me breast, Annie, was tasty. 369 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:50,447 Ah. So tell us. 370 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,787 Are you goin' to take a holiday this year? 371 00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:55,452 Now, where would I get the money for a holiday? 372 00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:56,461 Sorry, girls. 373 00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:58,929 - Ah, help yourself. - There we go. 374 00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,455 I see you've got a little bit put away there. 375 00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:03,559 No, but I've started saving. 376 00:20:15,846 --> 00:20:17,474 Am I smellin' sweeter, Jackie? 377 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:19,984 I tried one of your banana soaps. 378 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:23,181 Not sweet enough, by the looks of it. 379 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,850 - Oh! - Ah, that's my girl. 380 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:28,485 There's a raspberry soap upstairs. 381 00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:30,825 Try that tomorrow, huh? 382 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:33,558 - Raspberry? - Yes. Try that. 383 00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:36,333 Jackie, am I right in thinkin'... 384 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,768 you've booked one of these Caribbean cruises? 385 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,999 If I had the money, Dennis, I wouldn't spend it... 386 00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:43,234 floatin' around the Caribbean... 387 00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:46,676 when I can float in the cove for free. Eh? 388 00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:49,510 For Christ's sake, Jackie, would you mind telling us... 389 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:52,016 what you would be spending your money on... 390 00:20:52,049 --> 00:20:54,177 if you had any, that is? 391 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,687 Well, I'd take what I needed, Pat... 392 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:59,190 and treat me friends with the rest. 393 00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:09,334 At least 394 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:10,835 When I asked them 395 00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:13,303 That's what I was told 396 00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:15,636 So I took a hand 397 00:21:15,673 --> 00:21:18,302 In this diggin' for gold 398 00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:21,471 But for all I have found there 399 00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:24,641 I might as well be 400 00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:28,483 Where the Mountains of Mourne 401 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:34,823 Sweep down to the sea 402 00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:47,168 Oh, jeepers... 403 00:21:47,204 --> 00:21:50,197 the chickens and the whiskey were wasted. 404 00:21:59,483 --> 00:22:01,452 What are you starin' at? 405 00:22:01,485 --> 00:22:03,886 Oh, I wasn't staring at anything. 406 00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,719 Come on, out with it. 407 00:22:06,824 --> 00:22:10,454 I know who it is. I've worked it out. 408 00:22:10,494 --> 00:22:11,962 - No. - Oh, yeah. 409 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,794 Go on. 410 00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:15,891 - It's you. - Me? 411 00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:20,337 I think it's you, and I think you're having us all on. 412 00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:24,802 Michael, go home. 413 00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:29,380 I'll leave you in peace to count your winnings. 414 00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,642 Here. Wait--wait a minute. 415 00:22:33,684 --> 00:22:37,485 What if it's you? You never said it wasn't. 416 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:48,492 Get home. You're drunk. 417 00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:50,831 Get to your bed. 418 00:22:50,868 --> 00:22:53,099 Get yourself a hot chocolate. 419 00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:00,440 Get home, ya hoodlum! 420 00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:08,583 Stupid idiot. 421 00:23:12,089 --> 00:23:14,718 I've a chicken leg left over. 422 00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:17,456 Oh, well, I'm full, Annie. 423 00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:19,760 Put it in the fridge for dinner tomorrow, huh? 424 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:21,925 Jackie, I counted those joints precisely. 425 00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:24,595 If there's a leg left over, it means someone was missing. 426 00:23:24,635 --> 00:23:27,366 The winner smelt a rat. 427 00:23:29,573 --> 00:23:31,007 Where's me list? 428 00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:36,538 Ned Devine. Ned Devine was missing. 429 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,209 God, Annie, did you not notice? 430 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,947 Make up a dinner, sweetheart. I'm going over. 431 00:24:00,037 --> 00:24:02,894 Ned! 432 00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:05,135 I've brought you a chicken dinner! 433 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,308 Ned. 434 00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:13,111 I've brought you a chicken supper. 435 00:24:17,154 --> 00:24:18,349 Huh. 436 00:24:30,668 --> 00:24:33,502 Ned? Ned, are you in there? 437 00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:38,665 Ned. 438 00:24:39,677 --> 00:24:40,667 Ned? 439 00:24:42,346 --> 00:24:43,837 You in there, Ned? 440 00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:10,668 Dear God. 441 00:25:30,995 --> 00:25:36,161 You'll be cursin' in heaven tonight, Ned Devine. 442 00:25:41,705 --> 00:25:43,105 They match. 443 00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:45,809 It's a winner. 444 00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:48,608 It'll be at least half a million. 445 00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:52,650 He'd have spent it, too. 446 00:25:52,683 --> 00:25:54,914 There would have been a mighty party. 447 00:25:56,854 --> 00:26:00,313 Is there a greater twist of fate, Annie... 448 00:26:00,357 --> 00:26:03,259 to win half a million and the next minute... 449 00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:05,923 die from the shock of it? 450 00:26:05,963 --> 00:26:08,728 God rest him, the poor fella. 451 00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:13,969 Ned--the sweetest man in the world. 452 00:26:15,306 --> 00:26:17,775 They say money changes a man, Jackie. 453 00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:22,075 There's no greater change than movin' from life into death. 454 00:26:22,112 --> 00:26:24,013 It's the cruelest twist. 455 00:26:25,649 --> 00:26:27,880 Half a million pounds. 456 00:26:31,155 --> 00:26:34,614 Should we be phonin' police or the doctor? 457 00:26:34,658 --> 00:26:36,456 It's a call to both... 458 00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:38,462 but there's nothin' to do tonight. 459 00:26:38,495 --> 00:26:41,795 His bedroom's as cold as any fridge they'd put him in. 460 00:26:41,832 --> 00:26:44,233 Make the calls in the mornin'. 461 00:26:54,178 --> 00:26:57,205 I think we should make room in this day for some prayers. 462 00:27:04,955 --> 00:27:08,756 God bless mothers and fathers and grandparents, too... 463 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:12,251 aunties and uncles, friends old and new. 464 00:27:12,296 --> 00:27:13,457 Amen. 465 00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:18,069 And, dear Lord, we pray tonight... 466 00:27:18,102 --> 00:27:20,264 for a little man from Tullymore... 467 00:27:20,304 --> 00:27:22,603 Ned Devine... 468 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,099 as sweet a soul as ever was blessed. 469 00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:29,443 A gentleman who loved his life... 470 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:34,942 and carried a heart the size of his head within his chest. 471 00:27:34,985 --> 00:27:37,784 - Amen. - Amen. 472 00:28:18,295 --> 00:28:19,786 It's delicious. 473 00:28:27,871 --> 00:28:31,069 There would have been a mighty party, Jackie. 474 00:28:31,108 --> 00:28:33,703 Yeah. There would, indeed. 475 00:28:35,145 --> 00:28:38,445 Would you--would you like some chicken? 476 00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:40,451 No, thanks, Ned. 477 00:28:42,653 --> 00:28:43,882 Are you sure? 478 00:28:43,921 --> 00:28:46,857 Are you angry? 479 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,449 Not at all. 480 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:51,026 Are you sure you wouldn't like some chicken? 481 00:28:51,061 --> 00:28:52,495 It's delicious. 482 00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:56,433 No, thanks, Ned. I'm full. 483 00:28:58,669 --> 00:29:00,934 Where are we going, Ned? 484 00:29:00,971 --> 00:29:02,906 Into the light. 485 00:29:05,242 --> 00:29:07,609 It seems far off. 486 00:29:09,246 --> 00:29:11,215 Aye. But don't worry, man. 487 00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:13,843 The tide will bring us there safely. 488 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:29,431 It's a premonition, Michael! A vision! 489 00:29:29,466 --> 00:29:32,129 It's a chicken dinner, Jackie. 490 00:29:32,169 --> 00:29:35,105 It's obvious, Michael. He wants us to claim the money. 491 00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:38,109 Share the chicken dinner, share the winnings. 492 00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:40,111 What a great man he was. 493 00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:42,613 Yeah, and his spirit's in me head. 494 00:29:42,646 --> 00:29:44,672 What'll you do with the ticket? 495 00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:46,183 Well, he wrote his name on the back, Michael. 496 00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:49,778 But we pretend to be Ned and claim the half million. 497 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:52,449 Oh, I'm not sure, Jackie. I couldn't be Ned. 498 00:29:52,489 --> 00:29:54,253 I'm no good at pretending. 499 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,089 I'll be Ned meself. 500 00:29:57,294 --> 00:30:00,958 Michael, Ned's no family. The money'll go unclaimed. 501 00:30:00,998 --> 00:30:02,864 He plays the lotto all his life... 502 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,801 and dies from the shock of winning it. 503 00:30:04,835 --> 00:30:07,805 Can you imagine the anger of his spirit, man? 504 00:30:07,838 --> 00:30:10,307 Does Annie know we're going back up tonight? 505 00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:13,606 No, no. She's left cuddling me pillow. 506 00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:16,637 Do we report the death in the morning? 507 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,581 Michael, are you thick? 508 00:30:18,615 --> 00:30:20,481 If we report the death and are found to be claiming... 509 00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,486 we'll surely be questioned for murder. 510 00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:26,149 Murder is a mighty word to use at this time of night. 511 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:28,955 I'm sorry if it gives you the willies, Michael. 512 00:30:36,366 --> 00:30:37,698 Watch the step. 513 00:30:54,551 --> 00:30:56,349 Where is he, Jackie? 514 00:30:57,221 --> 00:30:58,746 Through there. Take a look. 515 00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:13,196 Jesus, there's a stink in here. 516 00:31:15,339 --> 00:31:18,138 Ah, nature's taking ahold, Michael. 517 00:31:18,175 --> 00:31:19,700 He's been gone a few days now. 518 00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:24,512 Jackie...he's smiling. 519 00:31:25,682 --> 00:31:27,548 That'll be the winning smile. 520 00:31:27,584 --> 00:31:30,019 With a little luck, we'll have one ourselves in a week. 521 00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:33,922 And I always thought it would be the sea that would take him. 522 00:31:33,957 --> 00:31:36,654 He survived all those storms... 523 00:31:36,693 --> 00:31:40,858 only to be swept away by a few lottery balls. 524 00:31:50,874 --> 00:31:53,901 Jackie, come quick. 525 00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:56,709 Oh, sweet Jesus, the man's beginnin' to melt. 526 00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:01,146 Yaahhh! 527 00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:06,081 Oh, dear God, you've slipped on his intestines. 528 00:32:06,123 --> 00:32:08,115 Ah, will you get up? 529 00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:09,956 Ah, for God's sake, Jackie. 530 00:32:09,993 --> 00:32:12,792 Jackie, for the love of God, will you stop it? 531 00:32:12,829 --> 00:32:16,596 Oh, be calm, Michael. It's only a chicken dinner. 532 00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:18,465 A chicken dinner? 533 00:32:18,502 --> 00:32:21,597 God, I thought it was his intestines. 534 00:32:21,638 --> 00:32:25,598 I've never smelt intestines on me jacket before... 535 00:32:25,642 --> 00:32:28,612 but it surely can't be as bad as Annie's Brussels sprouts. 536 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,989 Come on. You missed a bit. 537 00:32:39,022 --> 00:32:42,982 God. The floor'll need to be cleaned before we go. 538 00:32:43,026 --> 00:32:45,655 - What time is it? - Ten to five. 539 00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:47,665 Now the morning's on its way. 540 00:32:47,698 --> 00:32:50,167 Can you clean up the chicken dinner on your own? 541 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,669 There are two things to do before we go, Michael... 542 00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:55,730 and the chicken dinner is by far the least gruesome. 543 00:33:01,578 --> 00:33:03,740 Is it necessary, Jackie? 544 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:08,975 Well, it's sort of unnatural as it is, Michael. 545 00:33:14,658 --> 00:33:16,786 Take hold of his mouth. 546 00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:19,296 You won't get rid of his smile by twistin' his cheeks. 547 00:33:19,329 --> 00:33:21,298 You think you're awful smart. 548 00:33:21,331 --> 00:33:23,459 Leave me in peace. 549 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,561 Finish wiping those intestines from the floor. 550 00:33:31,675 --> 00:33:34,304 What expression were you thinking of? 551 00:33:36,246 --> 00:33:39,842 Be quiet. I'm--I'm tryin' to... 552 00:33:42,185 --> 00:33:45,519 Ahh. God Almighty. 553 00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:50,327 Oh, dear God. Here. 554 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,922 Ah, come on. For God's sake, Jackie. 555 00:33:53,964 --> 00:33:57,423 Stop. You're--you're panicking me, man. 556 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:01,596 You're panicking me. 557 00:34:01,638 --> 00:34:03,766 Now watch he doesn't bite again. 558 00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:06,709 Oh, shush. 559 00:34:15,485 --> 00:34:19,684 No. It's not natural. It's too grim. 560 00:34:19,723 --> 00:34:21,453 You're right, there. 561 00:34:22,526 --> 00:34:24,552 It's in his eyes, Jackie. 562 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,592 Ah. Yeah. Yeah. 563 00:34:33,603 --> 00:34:35,595 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 564 00:34:39,509 --> 00:34:41,637 You're doin' a fine job there, Brendy. 565 00:34:41,678 --> 00:34:44,807 - Oh, hello there. - That was a storm, wasn't it? 566 00:34:44,848 --> 00:34:47,545 - Oh, it was. - Is Maggie around? 567 00:34:47,584 --> 00:34:51,146 She's having a bit of a lie-in after last night. 568 00:34:51,188 --> 00:34:52,816 Oh, right. 569 00:34:52,856 --> 00:34:56,987 Well, look, Brendy, I'll get straight in here. 570 00:34:57,027 --> 00:34:58,996 I spent some time with your daughter last night. 571 00:34:59,029 --> 00:35:01,328 Now, I don't know how you feel about Finn... 572 00:35:01,364 --> 00:35:04,766 but I think she deserves a lot more than the local pig farmer. 573 00:35:04,801 --> 00:35:06,565 Finn's not so bad. 574 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:09,568 Well, no, he's not. No, you're right there. 575 00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:11,370 He's a good man. 576 00:35:11,408 --> 00:35:14,606 But look at what I've got to offer, Brendy. 577 00:35:14,644 --> 00:35:16,670 I've inherited the farm now. 578 00:35:16,713 --> 00:35:19,683 I'm up there rattlin' around on me own. 579 00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:22,345 I could look after Maggie and little Maurice. 580 00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:25,622 I'm lookin' to settle down, Brendy... 581 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:28,284 and there's plenty of girls who would jump at the chance. 582 00:35:28,325 --> 00:35:30,556 You're very much like your father, aren't you, Pat? 583 00:35:31,461 --> 00:35:34,158 Well, now, Brendy, I'll take that as a compliment. 584 00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:38,032 He was always after me wife right up till we were married. 585 00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:41,470 And as I remember, he didn't stop there. 586 00:35:42,339 --> 00:35:44,467 Ah, well, now, Brendy, that just goes to show... 587 00:35:44,508 --> 00:35:47,444 that you both had good taste, doesn't it? 588 00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:52,177 Look, Brendy, I know I've always had a bit of a reputation... 589 00:35:52,215 --> 00:35:54,343 with the ladies and that. 590 00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:58,877 But this is different, Brendy. This is serious. 591 00:35:58,922 --> 00:36:00,891 Maggie wouldn't want for anything. 592 00:36:00,924 --> 00:36:04,156 There'd be no other women, and she'll be well looked after. 593 00:36:04,194 --> 00:36:06,163 She could stay in the village. 594 00:36:06,196 --> 00:36:09,428 She'd be here if you needed her. 595 00:36:09,466 --> 00:36:10,957 What do you think? 596 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:17,040 Come on, girl! Come on! 597 00:36:18,642 --> 00:36:21,168 Here you are, Lizzy. Have your choice. 598 00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:27,481 Lizzy, stop squeezing the bread, please. 599 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:28,883 It's all stale, anyway. 600 00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:32,356 It certainly is not. It came in fresh this morning. 601 00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:37,123 I'll take two loaves and pay half price due to the staleness. 602 00:36:44,334 --> 00:36:47,463 Ah, jeepers. Annie is livid. 603 00:36:47,504 --> 00:36:49,473 Did she give you an earful? 604 00:36:49,506 --> 00:36:51,475 She did. She locked me in my room. 605 00:36:51,508 --> 00:36:54,945 She said we should never have gone back up last night. 606 00:36:56,079 --> 00:36:58,639 She said we're too old for prison. 607 00:36:58,682 --> 00:37:01,151 Maybe we should stop it all now, Jackie. 608 00:37:01,184 --> 00:37:03,585 Come on, man, what do you say? 609 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:06,454 No. I'm all prepared. Come on. 610 00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:25,939 What's in the bag? 611 00:37:25,976 --> 00:37:27,945 I pinched these from his house last night. 612 00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:30,607 They're all Ned's documents-- birth certificates and stuff. 613 00:37:30,647 --> 00:37:33,947 Hello. National Lotto. Maureen speaking. 614 00:37:33,984 --> 00:37:36,681 Yes, Maureen, hello. I'm wanting to talk to someone... 615 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,518 about a claim that I'll be makin'. 616 00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:41,320 I suppose it might be the tube, Dennis, would it? 617 00:37:42,525 --> 00:37:44,050 Have you seen the boys? 618 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,892 Not today, Annie. 619 00:37:45,929 --> 00:37:47,363 I'll kill them. 620 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,431 Michael, we'll go down to the beach... 621 00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:54,461 and get the story straight. 622 00:37:54,504 --> 00:37:56,973 They're sendin' a man from Dublin. 623 00:37:57,007 --> 00:37:58,475 Are they convinced? 624 00:37:58,508 --> 00:38:01,034 They are, but there's some preparing to do. 625 00:38:01,945 --> 00:38:03,914 I need to spend the night at Ned's... 626 00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:07,440 in case the lotto man comes first thing tomorrow. 627 00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:20,586 What are you looking at? 628 00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:22,223 It's amazing... 629 00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:25,599 how it just goes on and on, Father, isn't it? 630 00:38:25,635 --> 00:38:28,764 On and on, into the universe and infinity. 631 00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:31,036 Oh, yes, it's a marvel, isn't it? 632 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:36,508 - How are you, Father? - Oh, fine, Maurice. 633 00:38:36,546 --> 00:38:39,175 You don't sound so sure there. 634 00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:42,276 Ah, no, it's just been a difficult month for me... 635 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,289 you know, Maurice, coming to a community like this. 636 00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:47,416 If I was here permanently, I think people might be... 637 00:38:47,457 --> 00:38:49,289 a little bit more welcoming. 638 00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:51,124 How much longer have you got? 639 00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:54,131 Well, Father Mulligan should be back from Lourdes... 640 00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:55,792 fairly soon, so then I'll be off. 641 00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:57,994 Well, you'll be missed. You've done well... 642 00:38:58,034 --> 00:39:00,003 no matter what people say. 643 00:39:00,036 --> 00:39:01,197 Thank you, Maurice. 644 00:39:01,237 --> 00:39:03,502 I'd like to think I've made an impression. 645 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,143 Go on, ask me another one. 646 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:12,843 Come on, man, use your imagination. 647 00:39:12,882 --> 00:39:16,148 - How old are you, Ned? - I'm 66, sir. 648 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,346 And do you have any family, Ned? 649 00:39:19,389 --> 00:39:21,381 No, just meself now. 650 00:39:56,826 --> 00:39:58,795 - How's Dublin? - Foggy. 651 00:39:58,828 --> 00:40:01,388 This is your car. You can drop me off on the way. 652 00:40:07,003 --> 00:40:08,665 Is she fit, Brendy? 653 00:40:08,705 --> 00:40:12,301 Oh, so you're not in the convertible today, then? 654 00:40:12,342 --> 00:40:13,970 No, I'm not. 655 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:16,343 Maurice, be careful there, son. There's petrol here. 656 00:40:18,348 --> 00:40:19,646 Maurice, you're a bad boy. 657 00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:22,151 I've told you not to play with matches! 658 00:40:24,287 --> 00:40:27,257 God Almighty! Careful, son! 659 00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:29,259 Sorry, Finn. 660 00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:30,851 Well, you're all right. 661 00:40:31,961 --> 00:40:34,260 Jesus, Brendy, would you keep him away from the petrol? 662 00:40:34,297 --> 00:40:37,267 He needs a father. He's too quick for me. 663 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:40,702 He needs his real father. Maggie needs me, too, Brendy. 664 00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:43,229 Jeez, man, you're not the da. 665 00:40:43,273 --> 00:40:46,402 I am so, and Maggie knows it. 666 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,071 What a mess your donkey's making. 667 00:40:48,111 --> 00:40:49,272 It's a pony. 668 00:40:49,312 --> 00:40:51,281 Christ, man, the stink on your donkey's arse... 669 00:40:51,314 --> 00:40:53,283 is almost as bad as yourself. 670 00:40:53,316 --> 00:40:55,615 - Piss off with you. - And I will at that. 671 00:40:55,652 --> 00:40:58,281 I've a date with Maurice's mother tonight. 672 00:40:58,321 --> 00:40:59,789 Haven't I, Brendy? 673 00:40:59,823 --> 00:41:02,292 That's a lie. Maggie's mine. 674 00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:04,260 We're just discussing it here now. 675 00:41:05,228 --> 00:41:08,289 She wanted someone who could get close enough... 676 00:41:08,331 --> 00:41:10,323 to give her what she wants. 677 00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:17,899 Tullymore. Tullymore. 678 00:41:19,576 --> 00:41:20,771 Where is it? 679 00:41:22,946 --> 00:41:26,747 So, what are you going to spend your half on, Jackie? 680 00:41:26,783 --> 00:41:29,275 We agreed half, did we, Michael? 681 00:41:30,153 --> 00:41:32,247 No, I'd just sort of assumed it. 682 00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:34,780 Oh, you assumed it, did you? 683 00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:38,728 Who's that? 684 00:41:38,761 --> 00:41:40,753 - Hello there. - Hello. 685 00:41:40,797 --> 00:41:44,256 I'm a little bit lost. Do you know where Tullymore is? 686 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,360 You're not far off, mister. 687 00:41:46,402 --> 00:41:49,031 Back up the lane, left at the end... 688 00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:51,735 and it's a long road that has no turning. 689 00:41:51,774 --> 00:41:53,709 Are you from the village yourself? 690 00:41:53,743 --> 00:41:55,644 I am, all me life. 691 00:41:55,678 --> 00:41:57,647 Would you happen to know a Ned Devine? 692 00:41:58,648 --> 00:42:00,776 Ned Devine? 693 00:42:00,817 --> 00:42:03,981 Ned Devine. Do you know him? 694 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:09,220 I do. I do. Is it Ned you're wanting? 695 00:42:09,259 --> 00:42:10,522 It is, yeah. 696 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,086 I can take you to Ned Devine's house if you want. 697 00:42:13,129 --> 00:42:16,998 That'd be very good of you. Want to jump in the car? 698 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,730 Oh, sweet Jesus! 699 00:42:52,802 --> 00:42:54,270 Ah-choo! 700 00:42:54,304 --> 00:42:57,103 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 701 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:59,268 Excuse me, that's hay fever. 702 00:42:59,309 --> 00:43:01,141 I get it every time I come down to the country. 703 00:43:02,278 --> 00:43:03,576 Sorry, I'm Jim Kelly. 704 00:43:03,613 --> 00:43:05,206 Jackie O'Shea. How are you? 705 00:43:05,248 --> 00:43:06,614 Not too bad, Jackie. 706 00:43:06,649 --> 00:43:09,278 So, it's at the end of this road and then the next left, yeah? 707 00:43:09,319 --> 00:43:12,778 Er, no. If you're going to Ned's house... 708 00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:16,782 then you better turn right and head back to the hills. 709 00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:17,919 Are you sure? 710 00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:19,725 Yeah. Sure, I'm sure. 711 00:43:19,762 --> 00:43:22,493 Yes, I've been here all my life. 712 00:43:22,532 --> 00:43:23,932 Right. 713 00:43:29,772 --> 00:43:33,300 Now, I think there's a right turn coming up here. 714 00:43:35,345 --> 00:43:38,577 Will you drive a little slower, mister, please? 715 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:40,550 Sorry. I'll try and take it easier now. 716 00:43:55,298 --> 00:43:57,267 Whoa! Left. 717 00:43:58,801 --> 00:44:00,201 Haven't we just been up here? 718 00:44:00,236 --> 00:44:03,536 It would seem that way, but that's a different spot. 719 00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:05,201 Are you having trouble with the directions? 720 00:44:05,241 --> 00:44:07,710 I am. You're going too fast. Yes. 721 00:44:07,744 --> 00:44:10,111 Sorry. I thought I was taking it slower now. 722 00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:12,581 It's faster than a walk, and I've always walked... 723 00:44:12,615 --> 00:44:14,846 my way around these hills in the mist and the fog. 724 00:44:22,258 --> 00:44:25,285 There's a left turn. Left turn here. 725 00:44:25,328 --> 00:44:27,661 No, it's a right turn, I think. Yes. 726 00:44:27,697 --> 00:44:29,893 - Left or right? - No, right. 727 00:44:29,932 --> 00:44:31,423 Right, OK. 728 00:44:42,712 --> 00:44:44,112 What kind of business are you in? 729 00:44:44,147 --> 00:44:46,241 - Oh, business. - Business? 730 00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:49,650 - Business. - Yes...business. 731 00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:09,096 Ned. Ned! Are you in there? 732 00:45:09,138 --> 00:45:13,075 I brought a man to see ya. Ned? Ned? 733 00:45:14,811 --> 00:45:16,780 I don't think he's in. 734 00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:18,475 I'd best take a look down the village. 735 00:45:18,514 --> 00:45:21,245 No, no. I'll take a look round the back. 736 00:45:21,284 --> 00:45:22,877 He sleeps a lot in the afternoon. 737 00:45:22,919 --> 00:45:24,046 All right. 738 00:45:25,455 --> 00:45:26,616 Come on, pussy. 739 00:45:27,757 --> 00:45:29,749 Ah-choo! 740 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:40,235 Michael... where are your clothes, man? 741 00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:43,239 - There wasn't time. - We're at the front door. 742 00:45:43,272 --> 00:45:46,265 I can hear that, but it's all locked up. 743 00:45:46,309 --> 00:45:48,608 Mind yourself. 744 00:45:53,282 --> 00:45:56,275 You're all right. He was taking a bath there. 745 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:04,427 Well, thanks very much for your help. 746 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:07,294 Oh, no problem at all. No problem. 747 00:46:22,211 --> 00:46:24,703 Uh...yes? 748 00:46:24,747 --> 00:46:27,979 Ned, I'm sorry to get you out of your bath... 749 00:46:28,017 --> 00:46:29,849 but there's a man to see you. 750 00:46:29,886 --> 00:46:31,013 Oh. 751 00:46:31,053 --> 00:46:33,716 Can I come in, Mr. Devine? It's rather personal. 752 00:46:33,756 --> 00:46:36,225 Jim Kelly. You called my office in Dublin this morning. 753 00:46:36,259 --> 00:46:38,558 Oh, I--I see. 754 00:46:43,599 --> 00:46:45,727 Why don't you invite us in, Ned... 755 00:46:45,768 --> 00:46:47,999 so the man can tell you his business? 756 00:46:48,037 --> 00:46:52,475 Uh, yes. Uh, right. 757 00:46:52,508 --> 00:46:54,602 Uh, in you come. 758 00:46:55,611 --> 00:46:57,239 I think it's best if we're left alone now. 759 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,374 - Thanks again. - Right you are. 760 00:46:59,415 --> 00:47:02,544 - Watch your head. - All right. 761 00:47:02,585 --> 00:47:04,816 All the best, Ned. All the best. 762 00:47:19,135 --> 00:47:22,196 Would it be better if I was dressed, Mr. Kelly? 763 00:47:22,238 --> 00:47:24,707 It would indeed, Ned. Take your time there, now. 764 00:47:24,740 --> 00:47:26,003 Right. 765 00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:35,080 Do you have any family living nearby, Ned? 766 00:47:35,117 --> 00:47:38,212 Oh, no. I'm all on me own now. 767 00:47:40,756 --> 00:47:44,215 Oh, do you have much family yourself, Mr. Kelly? 768 00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,387 Oh, I do. 769 00:47:45,428 --> 00:47:48,193 Too much at times, if you know what I mean. 770 00:47:48,231 --> 00:47:49,460 We've got three kids now. 771 00:47:49,498 --> 00:47:51,865 So there's always aunties and uncles... 772 00:47:51,901 --> 00:47:54,803 and cousins coming over, wanting to visit. 773 00:48:04,947 --> 00:48:06,745 Were you a fisherman by any chance, Ned? 774 00:48:06,782 --> 00:48:10,742 Oh, yes. I was at sea, man and boy. 775 00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:13,312 This was my father's cottage originally. 776 00:48:13,356 --> 00:48:16,592 He used to run a boat from here. 777 00:48:20,196 --> 00:48:22,563 What do you think? 778 00:48:22,598 --> 00:48:25,432 You--you can't wear that. 779 00:48:25,468 --> 00:48:26,993 You have to be careful. 780 00:48:27,036 --> 00:48:29,471 Winning the lotto can bring as much bad luck as it can good. 781 00:48:30,806 --> 00:48:32,775 It's a real shame you don't have any family, Ned. 782 00:48:32,808 --> 00:48:36,745 Oh, you're doing grand. Don't be worrying, now. 783 00:48:36,779 --> 00:48:39,078 You'll have the lotto man... 784 00:48:39,115 --> 00:48:40,879 twisted around your little finger. 785 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:45,048 - Oh! Holy Mother of God! - What? 786 00:48:45,087 --> 00:48:48,216 You'll have to be careful of your friends after the win. 787 00:48:48,257 --> 00:48:50,522 The winning ticket is in me little bag. 788 00:48:50,559 --> 00:48:53,256 Me little bag has been left in the phone box. 789 00:48:53,296 --> 00:48:55,697 Oh, great. 790 00:48:55,731 --> 00:48:58,394 Bloody great. 791 00:48:58,434 --> 00:49:00,300 Do you understand what I'm saying, Ned? 792 00:49:00,336 --> 00:49:02,305 You'll have to watch your friends. 793 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:05,775 Ah, there we are, Ned. Ready for business. 794 00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:10,305 Will you have a whiskey, Mr. Kelly? 795 00:49:10,346 --> 00:49:13,009 I won't, thank you, but you help yourself. 796 00:49:22,725 --> 00:49:25,422 Well, basically, Ned, the reason why I'm here today... 797 00:49:25,461 --> 00:49:27,225 is that sometimes when people learn just how much... 798 00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:29,664 they have won in the lotto, they get a bit of a shock. 799 00:49:33,836 --> 00:49:36,271 Oh, yes. Oh, that I can imagine. 800 00:49:36,305 --> 00:49:38,274 Right, so I expect now you'll want to know... 801 00:49:38,307 --> 00:49:39,866 just how much you have won. 802 00:49:41,243 --> 00:49:43,144 Oh, and you'd be in a position... 803 00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:44,704 to tell me that now, would you, Jim? 804 00:49:44,747 --> 00:49:46,272 I can tell you exactly how much, Ned. 805 00:49:46,315 --> 00:49:47,977 Do you have your ticket on you? 806 00:49:48,017 --> 00:49:50,145 Will you excuse me just a minute, Jim? 807 00:49:50,186 --> 00:49:54,123 I have a bit of an upset tummy coming on. 808 00:49:54,156 --> 00:49:55,681 OK. 809 00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,089 Are you all right there? 810 00:50:30,126 --> 00:50:32,857 Oh, yes. I'm sorry about that. 811 00:50:32,895 --> 00:50:35,091 - Must be the excitement. - Of course. 812 00:50:35,131 --> 00:50:36,861 Now, where were we? 813 00:50:39,969 --> 00:50:42,768 Oh, yes, the ticket. 814 00:50:42,805 --> 00:50:45,274 Ah, there he is. 815 00:50:45,307 --> 00:50:46,673 There's the winner. 816 00:50:50,312 --> 00:50:53,282 What a famous little chap he is, hmm? 817 00:50:53,315 --> 00:50:55,841 Big win, is it? 818 00:50:57,486 --> 00:51:07,158 Ned, you've won... 6,894,620 pounds. 819 00:51:09,098 --> 00:51:10,896 How does that make you feel? 820 00:51:11,734 --> 00:51:13,965 Oh...uh... 821 00:51:14,003 --> 00:51:16,268 Take your time now. There's no rush. 822 00:51:16,305 --> 00:51:18,934 Heh heh heh. 823 00:51:18,974 --> 00:51:20,875 It's a great shock to the system, I know. 824 00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:23,573 You just give yourself a moment to get used to the idea. 825 00:51:23,612 --> 00:51:26,411 Oh...uh... 826 00:51:26,449 --> 00:51:28,213 So, what do you think, Ned? 827 00:51:29,718 --> 00:51:30,879 It was a rollover week. 828 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,684 The jackpot wasn't won last week... 829 00:51:32,721 --> 00:51:33,950 so they carried it over to this week... 830 00:51:33,989 --> 00:51:35,958 and you were the only winner. 831 00:51:35,991 --> 00:51:37,960 Were you aware of that, Ned? 832 00:51:37,993 --> 00:51:41,259 Uh...no. 833 00:51:41,297 --> 00:51:45,234 OK, well, look, naturally with a claim this size... 834 00:51:45,267 --> 00:51:46,997 there's a lot of forms to be filled out. 835 00:51:47,036 --> 00:51:49,267 And we can do that today if you like... 836 00:51:49,305 --> 00:51:52,605 but I can always come back another day if you'd prefer. 837 00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:55,270 No, no, no. 838 00:51:55,311 --> 00:51:57,940 Fill--fill them in now, Jim. 839 00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,642 Right. Well, let's have a look. 840 00:52:08,324 --> 00:52:10,293 Oh, hello. 841 00:52:11,293 --> 00:52:13,159 What sort of a game is this? 842 00:52:13,195 --> 00:52:14,754 Shush, will ya? 843 00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:16,698 Don't you shush me. 844 00:52:16,732 --> 00:52:19,930 Michael's in there with the man from the lotto. 845 00:52:19,969 --> 00:52:21,437 What? 846 00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:24,463 Right, can I have your full name and date of birth, please? 847 00:52:27,943 --> 00:52:30,742 "Ned Patrick Devine... 848 00:52:30,779 --> 00:52:36,650 "born 17th of July, 1931. 849 00:52:36,685 --> 00:52:40,087 "Six pounds, two ounces." 850 00:52:41,957 --> 00:52:46,258 OK, now I'll need to find your social insurance number. 851 00:52:46,295 --> 00:52:49,265 I know it off by heart, Jim. 852 00:52:49,298 --> 00:52:58,037 It's, uh, 8-6-4-3-6-7-4-B. 853 00:52:58,073 --> 00:53:01,100 That's wonderful, Ned. 854 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,275 You let Michael go in there on his own? 855 00:53:07,316 --> 00:53:10,616 Jackie, he's never told a lie in his life. 856 00:53:10,653 --> 00:53:13,384 Well, he's making up for it now, so. 857 00:53:16,325 --> 00:53:18,294 Right, Ned. It shouldn't be too long now... 858 00:53:18,327 --> 00:53:19,818 before I can issue the check. 859 00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:22,161 Don't take too long now, Jim. 860 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:24,360 I'll be losing interest on that money. 861 00:53:25,834 --> 00:53:27,234 Right, well, I'd best get back to Dublin. 862 00:53:27,269 --> 00:53:30,034 There's a lot of paperwork to be sorted out. 863 00:53:30,072 --> 00:53:31,540 Mind your head. 864 00:53:31,574 --> 00:53:33,566 I will, thanks. 865 00:53:33,609 --> 00:53:35,908 Ned, you did write your name on the back of the ticket? 866 00:53:35,945 --> 00:53:37,743 I did indeed. 867 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:40,045 Very sensible of you. No one else can claim it on you. 868 00:53:40,082 --> 00:53:41,243 That's right. 869 00:53:41,283 --> 00:53:43,548 Only thing is, it'll take a little bit longer. 870 00:53:43,586 --> 00:53:46,215 I'll have to come back and make some inquiries. 871 00:53:46,255 --> 00:53:48,247 Like to make sure that you are Ned Devine. 872 00:53:51,627 --> 00:53:53,619 Well, congratulations, Ned. 873 00:53:53,662 --> 00:53:55,028 Take care now. 874 00:54:08,310 --> 00:54:11,872 - Are we rich, man? - Or are you off to prison? 875 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:14,907 We're not rich, and I'm off to prison soon enough. 876 00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:18,045 But I saw the man's face. He thinks you're Ned. 877 00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:19,214 He believes it now... 878 00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:21,121 but he's coming back in a few days... 879 00:54:21,156 --> 00:54:22,749 to ask questions in the village. 880 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:24,726 But all that laughing. 881 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,754 Jackie, the winnings is almost seven million. 882 00:54:28,797 --> 00:54:30,231 God in heaven! 883 00:54:30,266 --> 00:54:33,896 This is how Ned must have felt coming so close to a fortune. 884 00:54:33,936 --> 00:54:36,906 At least we've not woken up dead in heaven. 885 00:54:36,939 --> 00:54:40,774 No...you're alive with prison to go to. 886 00:54:56,759 --> 00:54:59,388 If I'd have known how much was won... 887 00:54:59,428 --> 00:55:02,762 I'd never have started in the first place. 888 00:55:02,798 --> 00:55:05,927 Oh, Lord, this is getting awful serious. 889 00:55:05,968 --> 00:55:07,869 It's desperate. 890 00:55:09,638 --> 00:55:11,766 God, you did well today, man. 891 00:55:11,807 --> 00:55:16,268 Me and the whiskey. But Annie is still livid. 892 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:19,009 Ah, she'll come round. 893 00:55:20,683 --> 00:55:23,710 What a performance that was. 894 00:55:23,752 --> 00:55:26,221 Your Jessy would have been proud of you. 895 00:55:26,255 --> 00:55:29,453 That she would. God bless her. 896 00:55:29,491 --> 00:55:31,983 I'd swear she was there today. 897 00:55:33,529 --> 00:55:36,727 But Jessy or not, I can't keep it up. 898 00:55:38,267 --> 00:55:39,826 Are we off to prison? 899 00:55:39,868 --> 00:55:42,963 Ned doesn't want us in prison. 900 00:55:44,073 --> 00:55:46,065 But I can't believe he wants us... 901 00:55:46,108 --> 00:55:48,942 to be multi-millionaires, either. 902 00:55:49,712 --> 00:55:52,079 Was any of this in the dream? 903 00:55:52,114 --> 00:55:54,242 No, no. 904 00:55:54,283 --> 00:55:57,685 No, this is for you and me to work out, Michael. 905 00:56:01,290 --> 00:56:03,919 Ah, good night. 906 00:56:03,959 --> 00:56:05,120 Good night. 907 00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:09,791 Finn? 908 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,868 Finn, are you there? 909 00:56:23,412 --> 00:56:27,577 Of course I'm here. I'm always here. 910 00:56:27,616 --> 00:56:29,175 I thought I'd come up and see you. 911 00:56:32,054 --> 00:56:34,216 I thought I'd come up and see you! 912 00:56:34,256 --> 00:56:37,090 - Right. - Are you all right? 913 00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:38,594 Great. 914 00:56:43,265 --> 00:56:44,927 Are you sure? 915 00:56:46,268 --> 00:56:47,827 Go on. 916 00:56:49,772 --> 00:56:51,968 Full of the joys, boys. 917 00:56:52,007 --> 00:56:53,737 What have you been doing? 918 00:56:53,776 --> 00:56:55,506 I've been thinking. 919 00:56:57,279 --> 00:56:59,248 What have you been thinking? 920 00:56:59,281 --> 00:57:01,113 Oh, I've had a few thoughts. 921 00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:07,479 I thought about punching Pat Mulligan in the face. 922 00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:09,890 I thought about telling Maurice I was the real father. 923 00:57:09,925 --> 00:57:12,793 And I thought strawberry soap would make all the difference. 924 00:57:12,828 --> 00:57:16,094 Finn, I love you. You know that, don't you? 925 00:57:16,131 --> 00:57:18,896 If it weren't for the pigs, I'd marry you tomorrow. 926 00:57:22,738 --> 00:57:24,604 It's all been said before. 927 00:57:29,244 --> 00:57:31,907 Anyway, I quite like working with the pigs. 928 00:57:33,882 --> 00:57:38,047 I get very attached to them... despite the smell. 929 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,729 He's promising to look after me. 930 00:57:49,665 --> 00:57:52,430 Me and Maurice. 931 00:57:56,605 --> 00:58:00,474 You mean look after... or do you mean pay for? 932 00:58:00,509 --> 00:58:02,102 What? 933 00:58:02,144 --> 00:58:04,272 Maurice belongs with his real father. 934 00:58:06,615 --> 00:58:09,642 Or is Pat Mulligan the father? Is that what all this is about? 935 00:58:09,685 --> 00:58:12,382 - No, I'm sorry, Finn. - Will you tell me? 936 00:58:13,822 --> 00:58:15,657 I have to go. 937 00:58:17,593 --> 00:58:19,152 Is he mine, Maggie? 938 00:58:33,976 --> 00:58:36,172 You're a country boy, Jackie. 939 00:58:36,211 --> 00:58:38,976 Do you think you can outsmart the man from the city? 940 00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,950 I know what Ned wants, Annie. 941 00:58:43,051 --> 00:58:44,280 I'm sure of it now. 942 00:58:44,319 --> 00:58:46,151 Jackie, Ned is dead. 943 00:58:46,188 --> 00:58:49,090 The game's moved beyond talk of dreams and spirits. 944 00:58:49,124 --> 00:58:52,356 A crime has been committed. It's a fraud. 945 00:58:52,394 --> 00:58:56,354 I don't want you worrying about me. 946 00:58:57,399 --> 00:58:58,958 I'm not worried about you, Jackie. 947 00:58:59,001 --> 00:59:02,267 You'll manage. I think I could probably manage. 948 00:59:02,304 --> 00:59:04,273 But if anything happens to Michael... 949 00:59:04,306 --> 00:59:06,298 then God help you, Jackie... 950 00:59:06,341 --> 00:59:08,810 for he will suffer. 951 00:59:11,346 --> 00:59:13,941 How much am I worth to you, Jackie? 952 00:59:13,982 --> 00:59:16,315 Oh, Annie... 953 00:59:16,351 --> 00:59:17,751 No, how much? 954 00:59:17,786 --> 00:59:19,948 How much for Michael? For the farm? 955 00:59:19,988 --> 00:59:23,755 For God's sake, what are you going to do with... 956 00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:26,762 seven million pounds? 957 00:59:26,795 --> 00:59:29,765 - I know-- - No. 958 00:59:29,798 --> 00:59:31,323 Stop. 959 00:59:34,970 --> 00:59:37,201 You're on your own from now on. 960 01:00:02,130 --> 01:00:05,294 I'm not a great man for telling things the way they are. 961 01:00:05,334 --> 01:00:07,803 I mean, I've been known to add a little color... 962 01:00:07,836 --> 01:00:09,998 to stories and riddles for the benefit... 963 01:00:10,038 --> 01:00:11,631 of those that'll listen. 964 01:00:11,673 --> 01:00:13,107 Yet, here tonight... 965 01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:18,079 I can swear that all I've told you is true. 966 01:00:18,113 --> 01:00:20,412 The money will be claimed... 967 01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:22,714 and divided equally between the 52 of us. 968 01:00:22,751 --> 01:00:27,086 Now, I was wrong to think I could claim the money myself. 969 01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:29,751 That's not what Ned wants. 970 01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:32,693 He wants us to share the winnings. 971 01:00:32,728 --> 01:00:34,822 A nest egg for us all. 972 01:00:36,331 --> 01:00:39,597 So now, if the lotto man comes to the village... 973 01:00:39,635 --> 01:00:43,663 you say that Ned Devine is alive and well... 974 01:00:43,705 --> 01:00:46,834 and you point your finger to Michael O'Sullivan. 975 01:00:49,011 --> 01:00:51,708 - Jackie. - Yes? 976 01:00:51,747 --> 01:00:54,512 How are we going to recognize the lotto man when he comes? 977 01:00:54,549 --> 01:00:56,347 He sneezes. 978 01:00:56,385 --> 01:00:58,286 He sneezes? 979 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,722 He gets hay fever when he's in the country. 980 01:01:03,592 --> 01:01:06,152 Enough of the sneezing. How much has been won? 981 01:01:07,262 --> 01:01:08,924 Yes, yes, in a minute. 982 01:01:10,032 --> 01:01:14,060 Now, everyone in favor of claiming the money... 983 01:01:14,102 --> 01:01:17,129 should visit me before sunset tomorrow. 984 01:01:18,273 --> 01:01:22,074 If we're not all committed, there'll be no claim. 985 01:01:23,745 --> 01:01:27,512 I'll make my way to Dublin to face the authorities alone. 986 01:01:27,549 --> 01:01:29,609 How much has been won? 987 01:01:33,922 --> 01:01:38,451 And so we move on to the claim itself. 988 01:01:39,728 --> 01:01:42,755 The total amount of the jackpot... 989 01:01:42,798 --> 01:01:49,034 the total which will be claimed and divided into shares of 52... 990 01:01:53,175 --> 01:02:01,777 is 6,894,620 pounds. 991 01:02:17,332 --> 01:02:19,597 What changed your mind? 992 01:02:21,770 --> 01:02:23,762 You're no good to me in prison. 993 01:02:25,974 --> 01:02:29,274 130,000 pounds each. 994 01:02:30,779 --> 01:02:32,748 If they come, they'll be coming for the money... 995 01:02:32,781 --> 01:02:35,615 not for the spirit of Ned Devine, I'm sure. 996 01:02:35,650 --> 01:02:38,017 And if it's claimed and spent at all... 997 01:02:38,053 --> 01:02:39,612 he'll rest in peace. 998 01:02:39,654 --> 01:02:41,054 And if you go to prison... 999 01:02:41,089 --> 01:02:46,756 this will be our last night together for ten years. 1000 01:02:46,795 --> 01:02:49,924 Then let's not waste it sleeping. 1001 01:02:54,803 --> 01:02:58,899 If I had money enough to spend 1002 01:02:58,940 --> 01:03:03,901 And leisure time to sit a while 1003 01:03:03,945 --> 01:03:08,280 There is a fair maid in this town 1004 01:03:08,316 --> 01:03:13,050 That surely has me heart beguiled 1005 01:03:13,088 --> 01:03:17,321 Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips 1006 01:03:17,359 --> 01:03:22,059 I own she has me heart enthralled 1007 01:03:33,475 --> 01:03:36,274 Will you bring us up a cup of tea? 1008 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:54,027 Annie, is there any milk? 1009 01:03:54,062 --> 01:03:56,793 You'll have to go to the post office. 1010 01:04:06,408 --> 01:04:07,637 Lord. 1011 01:04:14,883 --> 01:04:17,079 - Good morning to you. - How you doing? 1012 01:04:17,118 --> 01:04:18,848 Good morning. 1013 01:04:27,929 --> 01:04:30,683 Right. 1014 01:04:36,338 --> 01:04:39,229 Good luck. 1015 01:04:44,746 --> 01:04:46,408 - Hello. - Hello, Kitty. 1016 01:04:46,448 --> 01:04:49,384 Now, Kitty, do you remember who I am? 1017 01:04:49,417 --> 01:04:51,443 I do. I do, Michael. 1018 01:04:51,486 --> 01:04:53,182 You're Ned Devine. 1019 01:04:54,422 --> 01:04:57,392 Good girl, yourself. Give her a drink, Annie. 1020 01:04:57,425 --> 01:04:59,018 Oh, thank you. 1021 01:05:03,732 --> 01:05:08,136 Now, I'll sign on one condition. 1022 01:05:08,169 --> 01:05:11,230 Well, Kitty, we'd not really counted on conditions. 1023 01:05:11,273 --> 01:05:13,902 Oh, it's only a very small one, Jackie. 1024 01:05:13,942 --> 01:05:15,342 Go on. 1025 01:05:21,549 --> 01:05:23,745 Of course you can. That's no problem at all. 1026 01:05:23,785 --> 01:05:26,983 Oh, thank you, Jackie. 1027 01:05:27,022 --> 01:05:29,890 There we are. Number thirty-eight. 1028 01:05:30,926 --> 01:05:33,054 We're nearing the finishing line. 1029 01:05:33,094 --> 01:05:34,323 Well done, Kitty. 1030 01:05:34,362 --> 01:05:38,163 Thank you, Michael. Bye-bye. 1031 01:05:39,301 --> 01:05:41,770 Was it a big condition, Jackie? 1032 01:05:41,803 --> 01:05:45,763 Not at all. You're having dinner with her next week. 1033 01:05:45,807 --> 01:05:47,901 - Hey, careful. - Hey, hey. 1034 01:05:50,312 --> 01:05:52,907 Hey, Dennis, you just jumped the queue. What is it? 1035 01:05:52,948 --> 01:05:56,407 - Jackie, it won't work. - What? 1036 01:05:56,451 --> 01:05:59,250 We're claiming a check that can't be cashed, Jackie. 1037 01:05:59,287 --> 01:06:01,279 Ned doesn't have a bank account. 1038 01:06:01,323 --> 01:06:02,484 What? 1039 01:06:02,524 --> 01:06:04,152 Now, I used to work at the bank. 1040 01:06:04,192 --> 01:06:06,923 It's not easy cashing such a mighty check. 1041 01:06:06,962 --> 01:06:10,694 Did you think Mrs. Kennedy would cash it at the post office? 1042 01:06:17,973 --> 01:06:21,432 We open a check account in advance, off-shore... 1043 01:06:21,476 --> 01:06:23,707 maybe Jersey and deposit 50 pounds. 1044 01:06:23,745 --> 01:06:26,112 Now, it's a joint account... 1045 01:06:26,147 --> 01:06:29,584 in the name of Ned Devine and Jackie O'Shea. 1046 01:06:29,617 --> 01:06:31,609 - I'll pretend to be Ned-- - Slowly. 1047 01:06:31,653 --> 01:06:33,451 Well, you be yourself. 1048 01:06:33,488 --> 01:06:36,219 Now, the account's open a week. 1049 01:06:36,257 --> 01:06:38,749 Jackie puts Ned's check in. 1050 01:06:38,793 --> 01:06:41,957 He then uses his own signature on the joint account... 1051 01:06:41,997 --> 01:06:44,091 to share out the winnings. 1052 01:06:46,534 --> 01:06:47,900 It's legal? 1053 01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:50,968 It's as close as you'd want to get, boy. 1054 01:07:01,282 --> 01:07:04,184 - Do you understand it? - Not a word. 1055 01:07:15,030 --> 01:07:17,298 Sit just there and keep looking at the water. 1056 01:07:17,298 --> 01:07:20,029 - Where? - Just there. 1057 01:07:20,068 --> 01:07:22,094 And what am I supposed to be looking for? 1058 01:07:22,137 --> 01:07:24,800 Just sit there and keep quiet. 1059 01:07:35,517 --> 01:07:38,180 Maurice, do you think Father Mulligan will approve... 1060 01:07:38,219 --> 01:07:40,950 of all this lotto business when he gets back from Lourdes? 1061 01:07:40,989 --> 01:07:43,720 If you fill the collection box and mend the church roof... 1062 01:07:43,758 --> 01:07:45,420 he'll be over the moon. 1063 01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:47,520 - Do you think so? - I do. 1064 01:07:49,431 --> 01:07:51,525 What about Tullymore? 1065 01:07:51,566 --> 01:07:56,129 I mean, what happens if everyone decides to move away... 1066 01:07:56,171 --> 01:07:59,232 and set up somewhere more glamorous with their winnings? 1067 01:07:59,274 --> 01:08:02,369 No, the winnings will be spent at Fitzgerald's. 1068 01:08:03,645 --> 01:08:05,614 A hundred thousand in the pub. 1069 01:08:05,647 --> 01:08:07,415 Jesus. 1070 01:08:10,418 --> 01:08:13,013 It's probably being spent already. 1071 01:08:13,054 --> 01:08:14,818 Vodka tonic, gin and tonic, Baileys. 1072 01:08:14,856 --> 01:08:17,189 There you go. Where's Tommy's Baby Cham? 1073 01:08:17,225 --> 01:08:20,491 All right, all right. I'm coming now. 1074 01:08:20,528 --> 01:08:23,930 Would you give me a chance? I've only the one pair of hands. 1075 01:08:23,965 --> 01:08:26,764 Just a minute. Hold on, hold on. Who's paying for this? 1076 01:08:31,873 --> 01:08:33,865 Who's paying for this lot now? 1077 01:08:35,410 --> 01:08:38,175 - I will! - I will! 1078 01:08:41,716 --> 01:08:44,208 I never thought I'd see the day. 1079 01:08:44,285 --> 01:08:46,948 We should give her the day. 1080 01:08:46,988 --> 01:08:49,719 The sun's almost set. 1081 01:08:51,059 --> 01:08:52,254 I'm calling. 1082 01:08:56,331 --> 01:08:57,697 Are we done? 1083 01:08:59,634 --> 01:09:01,227 Michael, is your phone working? 1084 01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:04,068 Oh, God, no. They're all down since the storm. 1085 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,006 We're missing one. 1086 01:09:08,243 --> 01:09:11,213 But the village is already celebrating. 1087 01:09:11,246 --> 01:09:13,215 It's Lizzy Quinn. 1088 01:09:14,115 --> 01:09:16,448 Lizzy Quinn, the witch. 1089 01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:19,716 God, if the village finds out, she'll burn. 1090 01:09:30,532 --> 01:09:32,057 All right, that's far enough. 1091 01:09:33,034 --> 01:09:36,664 We don't want to frighten her. Right, what have we got? 1092 01:09:37,572 --> 01:09:40,838 I've her toaster here. It's all mended and tested. 1093 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:44,175 - Good man. - I've got some cat food. 1094 01:09:44,212 --> 01:09:47,910 Grand. And I've got something for her meself. 1095 01:09:49,217 --> 01:09:50,583 Will I make you a nice cup of tea, Lizzy? 1096 01:09:50,618 --> 01:09:51,984 No. 1097 01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:53,852 Should Jackie get the fire going for you? 1098 01:09:53,888 --> 01:09:55,584 I'm not cold. 1099 01:09:55,623 --> 01:09:58,752 I brought you a little treat here to have with your tea. 1100 01:09:58,793 --> 01:10:01,160 There we go. Some nice coconut creams. 1101 01:10:01,196 --> 01:10:02,789 No, thank you. 1102 01:10:02,830 --> 01:10:05,026 So you came to get my name on your paper? 1103 01:10:05,066 --> 01:10:07,399 Yours is the only one missing, Lizzy. 1104 01:10:07,435 --> 01:10:09,597 Sure the whole village is waiting for the news. 1105 01:10:09,637 --> 01:10:10,798 Give me your list. 1106 01:10:16,878 --> 01:10:19,109 And I am the only one missing, you say? 1107 01:10:19,147 --> 01:10:20,308 You are. 1108 01:10:20,348 --> 01:10:23,147 Lizzy, 'twould be good for the village. 1109 01:10:24,986 --> 01:10:27,251 Did you know that if you report a fraud to the lotto... 1110 01:10:27,288 --> 01:10:28,984 you get ten percent of the winnings? 1111 01:10:29,023 --> 01:10:31,424 Have you spoken to the lotto? 1112 01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:32,893 I'm not stupid enough... 1113 01:10:32,927 --> 01:10:34,828 to be bought by your coconut creams... 1114 01:10:34,862 --> 01:10:37,127 and I'm not stupid enough to call the lotto... 1115 01:10:37,165 --> 01:10:40,897 but ten percent is 670,000 pounds. 1116 01:10:40,935 --> 01:10:44,565 Oh, Lizzy, how could you bear to live in the village... 1117 01:10:44,606 --> 01:10:46,507 if you did a thing like that? 1118 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:49,841 The whole lot of us will be in prison. 1119 01:10:49,877 --> 01:10:51,004 Well, there's your answer. 1120 01:10:51,045 --> 01:10:53,014 There'd be no one here to be bothered by. 1121 01:10:55,450 --> 01:10:58,045 You see, I'm after more than a nest egg, Jackie... 1122 01:10:58,086 --> 01:11:00,453 and as I'm the only one that hasn't signed... 1123 01:11:00,488 --> 01:11:02,753 I figure there's some bargaining to be done. 1124 01:11:05,693 --> 01:11:09,095 You're a right witch, aren't you, Lizzy? 1125 01:11:09,130 --> 01:11:11,326 This is my offer... 1126 01:11:23,745 --> 01:11:26,340 And in death be there some peace. 1127 01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:29,943 An angel will cry with choir and sing... 1128 01:11:29,984 --> 01:11:34,388 to lift out the spirit that purity brings. Amen. 1129 01:11:34,422 --> 01:11:35,720 Amen. 1130 01:11:36,791 --> 01:11:38,953 So she'll sign for a million, then? 1131 01:11:38,993 --> 01:11:40,461 A million? 1132 01:11:40,495 --> 01:11:42,487 She'll sign for the same as us or get nothing at all. 1133 01:11:42,530 --> 01:11:45,557 - What if she calls the lotto? - Will we call it off? 1134 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,332 Don't mind her, boys. She's trying it on. 1135 01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:23,587 Please be seated. 1136 01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:28,222 We are gathered here today... 1137 01:14:28,262 --> 01:14:31,198 to celebrate the life of Ned Devine. 1138 01:14:35,336 --> 01:14:40,536 Ned Devine meant something to you all. 1139 01:14:40,575 --> 01:14:43,977 And there in his passing... 1140 01:14:44,011 --> 01:14:47,175 he has made sure that he has left... 1141 01:14:47,215 --> 01:14:50,242 a little something for you all. 1142 01:14:51,252 --> 01:14:53,551 Hello? 1143 01:14:53,588 --> 01:14:56,148 When we think of Ned's life... 1144 01:14:57,492 --> 01:15:02,021 when we think of the manner in which he was taken from us... 1145 01:15:02,063 --> 01:15:06,763 we may find ourself thinking that he was taken unfairly. 1146 01:16:04,358 --> 01:16:08,056 As we look back on the life of-- 1147 01:16:23,744 --> 01:16:26,680 As we look back on the life of-- 1148 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,241 Ah-choo! 1149 01:16:49,236 --> 01:16:51,228 Who is he? 1150 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:23,634 Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend... 1151 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:35,272 but I don't ever remember telling him that. 1152 01:17:37,585 --> 01:17:41,044 The words that are spoken at a funeral... 1153 01:17:41,088 --> 01:17:44,786 are spoken too late for the man that is dead. 1154 01:17:46,327 --> 01:17:48,091 What a wonderful thing it would be... 1155 01:17:48,129 --> 01:17:50,826 to visit your own funeral. 1156 01:17:50,865 --> 01:17:55,769 To sit at the front and hear what was said. 1157 01:17:57,605 --> 01:18:00,040 Maybe to say a few things yourself. 1158 01:18:01,142 --> 01:18:04,977 Michael and I grew old together. 1159 01:18:06,981 --> 01:18:10,884 But at times, when we laughed... 1160 01:18:10,918 --> 01:18:12,910 we grew younger. 1161 01:18:20,027 --> 01:18:21,655 If he was here now... 1162 01:18:22,963 --> 01:18:24,591 if he could hear what I say... 1163 01:18:25,933 --> 01:18:30,098 I'd congratulate him on being a great man... 1164 01:18:31,505 --> 01:18:34,532 and thank him for being a friend. 1165 01:18:44,085 --> 01:18:45,781 Steady. 1166 01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:47,812 Oh, for God's sake. 1167 01:19:03,738 --> 01:19:06,765 He must've been a great man, this Michael fellow. 1168 01:19:06,807 --> 01:19:08,935 He had his faults. 1169 01:19:10,144 --> 01:19:12,340 Hello there, Ned. You well? 1170 01:19:12,379 --> 01:19:14,507 Not bad, Jim. Not bad. 1171 01:19:14,548 --> 01:19:18,383 Jackie. I'm sorry about interrupting like that earlier. 1172 01:19:18,419 --> 01:19:21,389 Jackie knows about our business here, Jim. 1173 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:23,982 Good. I'm glad you have a friend you can confide in. 1174 01:19:24,024 --> 01:19:27,188 And will you be making your inquiries today? 1175 01:19:27,228 --> 01:19:28,787 Oh, no. There's no need. 1176 01:19:28,829 --> 01:19:30,889 The village says you're Ned. That's good enough for me. 1177 01:19:30,931 --> 01:19:32,763 I can issue you the check today. 1178 01:19:34,034 --> 01:19:36,162 Although, are you sure this is a good time? 1179 01:19:36,203 --> 01:19:38,729 It is, Jim. As good as any. 1180 01:19:38,773 --> 01:19:40,605 All right. 1181 01:19:40,641 --> 01:19:43,475 You wouldn't like a drink? 1182 01:19:43,511 --> 01:19:46,071 No. I'd best leave you alone now, Ned. 1183 01:19:51,218 --> 01:19:53,653 Tighten up your strings, boys. 1184 01:19:54,822 --> 01:19:57,986 Oh, that's great, Jim. Mind your head there, now. 1185 01:19:58,025 --> 01:20:00,551 Will do now. Well, the best of luck, Ned. 1186 01:20:00,594 --> 01:20:02,563 Give me a call if you need any more advice. 1187 01:20:02,596 --> 01:20:04,588 And watch out for your friends. 1188 01:20:04,632 --> 01:20:06,692 Don't be spending all your money in one go. 1189 01:20:06,734 --> 01:20:08,464 Oh, no. I wouldn't do that. 1190 01:20:08,502 --> 01:20:10,494 Jackie, good luck to you. Take care. 1191 01:20:10,538 --> 01:20:12,530 - Good luck, man. - Look after himself now. 1192 01:20:12,573 --> 01:20:14,667 - I will, I will. - All right, best of luck. 1193 01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,176 Thanks, Jim. 1194 01:20:36,297 --> 01:20:39,392 Pints are on the house! Pints on the house! 1195 01:20:51,278 --> 01:20:52,712 Hi, Maggie. 1196 01:20:54,448 --> 01:20:56,917 Finn, you're stinking. 1197 01:20:56,951 --> 01:21:00,410 - Oh, sorry, Maggs. - Stinking rich. 1198 01:21:00,454 --> 01:21:02,787 No more pigs. 1199 01:21:02,823 --> 01:21:04,917 No more pigs, Maggie. 1200 01:21:10,231 --> 01:21:12,393 Ah, come for a whirl, girl. 1201 01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:15,363 You have beautiful calves. 1202 01:21:15,402 --> 01:21:17,337 Any news from the witch? 1203 01:21:17,371 --> 01:21:20,170 No, Brendy. We heard the last from her. 1204 01:21:20,207 --> 01:21:22,005 What if she calls the lotto? 1205 01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:25,706 She won't call. Anyway, the phones are down. 1206 01:21:25,746 --> 01:21:28,409 What's she going to do, walk to Dublin? 1207 01:21:43,697 --> 01:21:45,723 I'm watching you, fella. 1208 01:21:57,578 --> 01:22:00,912 Go on, boys. Give it a lash. 1209 01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:18,531 Bitch. Bitch. 1210 01:22:24,571 --> 01:22:26,233 Whoo! 1211 01:22:38,419 --> 01:22:40,217 Go on, boys. 1212 01:22:54,668 --> 01:22:57,001 National Lottery. 1213 01:22:59,940 --> 01:23:01,602 Give it a lash. 1214 01:23:06,747 --> 01:23:08,113 Go on, boys. 1215 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:22,093 - Hello? - Ah-choo! 1216 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,806 Aah! 1217 01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:02,725 Whoo! 1218 01:24:33,167 --> 01:24:36,501 Huh? Unbelievable. 1219 01:24:36,537 --> 01:24:39,803 Get your hands off those. 1220 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:41,809 - Hello. - How are you, Jackie? 1221 01:24:41,842 --> 01:24:43,333 All right, darling. 1222 01:24:43,377 --> 01:24:45,778 I was just looking at your man there, Al Capone. 1223 01:24:49,283 --> 01:24:52,549 Jackie, would you say Maurice needed a father... 1224 01:24:52,586 --> 01:24:55,021 more than seven million pounds? 1225 01:24:55,055 --> 01:24:59,151 I'd say he needed a father more than 50 million. 1226 01:25:00,094 --> 01:25:01,858 That's what I thought. 1227 01:25:03,764 --> 01:25:05,198 But what are you saying? 1228 01:25:05,232 --> 01:25:07,929 How would he be entitled to the money? 1229 01:25:09,636 --> 01:25:12,572 Ned does have family, Jackie. 1230 01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:13,938 No. 1231 01:25:15,142 --> 01:25:16,940 You'll not tell a soul now. 1232 01:25:17,878 --> 01:25:20,211 Maurice is the millionaire? 1233 01:25:20,247 --> 01:25:21,875 Yeah. 1234 01:25:21,915 --> 01:25:24,749 He treated me better than any man before. 1235 01:25:25,752 --> 01:25:27,744 You must take it all, Maggie. 1236 01:25:27,788 --> 01:25:31,520 Take it all. Put it away for yourself and the boy. 1237 01:25:31,558 --> 01:25:34,221 No, no. Maurice can do without it. 1238 01:25:34,261 --> 01:25:36,594 Besides, Finn would know he wasn't the father. 1239 01:25:36,630 --> 01:25:41,864 I can do without the millions, but I can't afford to lose Finn. 1240 01:25:45,672 --> 01:25:47,698 Sure, 130,000 each is plenty. 1241 01:25:50,544 --> 01:25:52,445 - Slainte. - Slainte. 1242 01:26:09,663 --> 01:26:12,394 Come on now. We're almost at the top. 1243 01:26:12,432 --> 01:26:14,833 We can sleep it off later like the rest of them. 1244 01:26:26,046 --> 01:26:28,038 Do we all have a drink? 1245 01:26:28,081 --> 01:26:29,572 Here, Maurice. 1246 01:26:30,684 --> 01:26:34,951 Take a drink and remember the man. 1247 01:26:34,988 --> 01:26:38,550 Then raise your spirits to the sky. 1248 01:26:38,592 --> 01:26:41,585 Raise them to Ned Devine. 1249 01:26:43,497 --> 01:26:45,557 God bless you, Ned... 1250 01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:49,495 and may we be forever in your debt. 1251 01:26:50,771 --> 01:26:52,137 To Ned Devine. 1252 01:26:52,172 --> 01:26:56,872 To Ned. 1253 01:26:57,044 --> 01:27:01,243 Fill to me the parting glass 1254 01:27:01,281 --> 01:27:03,273 And drink a health 1255 01:27:03,317 --> 01:27:06,549 Whate'er befalls 1256 01:27:06,587 --> 01:27:08,715 Then gently rise 1257 01:27:08,755 --> 01:27:10,986 And softly call 1258 01:27:11,024 --> 01:27:12,788 Good night and joy 1259 01:27:12,826 --> 01:27:16,854 Be to you all 1260 01:27:16,897 --> 01:27:18,889 Of all the comrades 1261 01:27:18,932 --> 01:27:20,924 That e'er I had 1262 01:27:20,968 --> 01:27:25,099 They're sorry for my going away 1263 01:27:25,138 --> 01:27:27,266 And all the sweethearts 1264 01:27:27,307 --> 01:27:29,902 That e'er I had 1265 01:27:29,943 --> 01:27:35,541 They'd wish me one more day to stay 1266 01:27:35,582 --> 01:27:39,986 Since it fell into my lot 1267 01:27:40,020 --> 01:27:42,182 That I should rise 1268 01:27:42,222 --> 01:27:45,454 And you should not 1269 01:27:45,492 --> 01:27:47,723 I gently rise 1270 01:27:47,761 --> 01:27:49,923 And softly call 1271 01:27:49,963 --> 01:27:56,096 Good night and joy be to you all 1272 01:28:16,456 --> 01:28:21,053 But since it fell into my lot 1273 01:28:21,094 --> 01:28:23,427 That I should rise 1274 01:28:23,463 --> 01:28:26,627 And you should not 1275 01:28:26,667 --> 01:28:30,661 I gently rise and softly call 1276 01:28:30,704 --> 01:28:36,575 Good night and joy be to you all 1277 01:28:36,610 --> 01:28:40,843 So fill to me the parting glass 1278 01:28:40,881 --> 01:28:43,282 And drink a health 1279 01:28:43,317 --> 01:28:46,685 Whate'er befalls 1280 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:51,090 Then gently rise and softly call 1281 01:28:51,124 --> 01:29:00,523 Good night and joy be to you all 87935