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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,345 --> 00:01:17,415 ♪ "L" is for the way you look at me ♪ 2 00:01:17,417 --> 00:01:23,087 ♪ "O" is for the only one I see ♪ 3 00:01:23,756 --> 00:01:27,758 ♪ "V" is very, very ♪ 4 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,093 ♪ Extraordinary ♪ 5 00:01:30,095 --> 00:01:34,297 ♪ "E" is even more than anyone ♪ 6 00:01:34,299 --> 00:01:37,433 ♪ That you adore can love ♪ 7 00:01:37,435 --> 00:01:42,371 ♪ Is all that I can give to you ♪ 8 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:48,876 ♪ Love is more than just a game for two ♪ 9 00:01:48,878 --> 00:01:52,112 ♪ Two in love can make it ♪ 10 00:01:52,114 --> 00:01:55,181 ♪ Take my heart and, please, don't break it ♪ 11 00:01:55,183 --> 00:02:00,486 ♪ Love was made for me and you ♪ 12 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:29,213 ♪ "L" is for the way ♪ 13 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:32,416 ♪ You look at me ♪ 14 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:35,819 ♪ "O" is for the only ♪ 15 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:38,488 ♪ One I see ♪ 16 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:42,358 ♪ "V" is very, very ♪ 17 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,960 ♪ Extraordinary ♪ 18 00:02:44,962 --> 00:02:49,597 ♪ "E" is even more than anyone that you adore ♪ 19 00:02:49,599 --> 00:02:52,166 ♪ Can love ♪ 20 00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:56,903 ♪ Is all that I can give to you ♪ 21 00:02:56,905 --> 00:02:59,906 Waiter! Waiter! 22 00:02:59,907 --> 00:03:02,908 ♪ Love is more than just a game for two ♪ 23 00:03:02,911 --> 00:03:06,178 - ♪ Two in love can make it ♪ - Spit it out. Cough. Come on! 24 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:09,247 ♪ Take my heart and, please, don't break it ♪ 25 00:03:09,249 --> 00:03:15,219 ♪ Love was made for me and you ♪ 26 00:03:15,221 --> 00:03:21,324 ♪ Love was made for me and you ♪ 27 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,326 ♪ Love was made ♪ 28 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:29,432 Oh! ♪ For me and you ♪ 29 00:03:36,974 --> 00:03:41,276 I had this vision of you in stomach surgery... 30 00:03:41,278 --> 00:03:43,978 on what should have been the happiest night of your life. 31 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:47,247 It is. Good. 32 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:50,482 Because... I booked a church. 33 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:53,417 You did? 34 00:03:53,419 --> 00:03:54,985 Don't worry. It's beautiful. 35 00:03:54,987 --> 00:03:56,553 It's next to my parents' house. 36 00:03:56,555 --> 00:03:59,239 We'll have the reception there. 37 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,760 We'll put your family up at the local inn. The next morning... off to Maui. 38 00:04:03,595 --> 00:04:08,631 Listen, is it really very important to you to have an actual... wedding? 39 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:12,901 I thought it would be romantic if we just kind of ran away. 40 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:14,402 Forgot the whole production. 41 00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:17,171 Molly, what is this? 42 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:22,108 All right. 43 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:26,078 You know how some people's parents hate each other? Like yours. 44 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,246 But it's very civilized, and they stay together. 45 00:04:28,248 --> 00:04:31,282 They smile, and they keep up appearances. 46 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:35,452 Well, my parents hate each other with a nuclear capability, Keith. 47 00:04:35,454 --> 00:04:39,122 They haven't seen or spoken to each other in 14 years. 48 00:04:39,124 --> 00:04:41,190 I can't have a wedding and not invite one of them. 49 00:04:41,192 --> 00:04:46,428 If they're both there, something could happen. Like what? 50 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:49,464 I don't know. A homicide. 51 00:04:49,466 --> 00:04:51,999 Molly, this is your wedding. What makes you think that your mother... 52 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:56,069 is gonna make a scene at the most inappropriate of all places? 53 00:04:56,071 --> 00:04:58,204 She is an actress. 54 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:03,007 Come on, Mother. Please. Don't do this Garbo thing. 55 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:05,609 Nobody recognizes you. That's what you think. 56 00:05:05,611 --> 00:05:09,245 The cockroach has been following me for three blocks. Who's the cockroach? 57 00:05:09,247 --> 00:05:13,349 That greasy little paparazzi. The one that took the fat picture of me. 58 00:05:13,351 --> 00:05:15,317 Don't turn around! 59 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:18,119 I thought you got an injunction. I couldn't. 60 00:05:18,121 --> 00:05:23,424 Some First Amendment garbage or something. Come on. Duck in here. 61 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:28,061 God. How does he do it? 62 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:31,497 He's like some missing link Sherlock Holmes. 63 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:37,235 The one time in my life I blimped out, there he was, clicking away in my face. 64 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:40,238 People still think I'm obese! No one thinks you're obese. 65 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,341 He's the reason I lost that role in Little Women. 66 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,044 Nice! Right into eight million shopping carts. 67 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,579 Sewer rat! Make love to the camera. 68 00:05:49,581 --> 00:05:52,181 Damn you! Not from the left! Hey! 69 00:05:52,183 --> 00:05:54,483 Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Never from the left! 70 00:05:54,485 --> 00:05:58,119 My face is too round from the left. I look like a wheel of Brie. 71 00:05:58,121 --> 00:06:00,754 Oh, my God! Security! Give me some teeth. 72 00:06:00,756 --> 00:06:03,256 Help! I'm being assaulted! Sir, come with me, please. 73 00:06:03,258 --> 00:06:05,558 I-I'm just shopping. You're out of here! 74 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,261 Those are nice panties. I want to get those for my girlfriend. 75 00:06:09,263 --> 00:06:12,264 Such a creep! 76 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:15,700 Oh, God. I hope they throw the book at him. 77 00:06:15,702 --> 00:06:18,736 Look. A little wedding night thrill. How about that? 78 00:06:18,738 --> 00:06:22,306 I am not going to wear this. He'll think I'm gonna charge him. 79 00:06:22,308 --> 00:06:25,342 Keith will love it. Or hasn't he seen them yet? 80 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:30,413 Mother, could you be normal for one minute, please? Normal? Normal? 81 00:06:30,415 --> 00:06:33,149 I'm normal. 82 00:06:33,151 --> 00:06:37,553 Oh, all right. You want to have a real talk? Well, yes. 83 00:06:37,555 --> 00:06:42,757 That would be nice. Okay, honey, are you sure you want to marry this guy? 84 00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:46,293 Don't start. You're so young. 85 00:06:46,295 --> 00:06:48,228 Don't you know what your 20s are for? 86 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:51,264 They're for having sex with all the wrong people. 87 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:54,166 They're not for getting married. I mean, really. 88 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:58,336 You got married. I know, and I wish I'd been around a little more. 89 00:06:58,338 --> 00:07:03,573 If I had, I would have seen your father for what he was. He's going to be there. 90 00:07:03,575 --> 00:07:07,042 Huh? He's gonna be at the wedding. 91 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:11,312 How about this one? 92 00:07:11,314 --> 00:07:15,649 Mom, I know you heard me. Of course, I did. I understand perfectly. 93 00:07:15,651 --> 00:07:20,787 He is your father, although once I told him he wasn't just to torture him. 94 00:07:22,157 --> 00:07:24,323 Look at me. 95 00:07:24,325 --> 00:07:27,392 I want you to swear that you will behave. 96 00:07:28,094 --> 00:07:30,527 Molly, don't I always? 97 00:07:49,513 --> 00:07:51,279 Why are you doing this here? 98 00:07:51,281 --> 00:07:55,349 Natural light. I need to know what I'm really going to look like, 99 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:58,485 not what I'm kidding myself that I look like. 100 00:07:58,487 --> 00:08:01,354 Let's talk about this. Can we, please? 101 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,657 Is this about Dan? No, it's about that slut Rowena. 102 00:08:04,659 --> 00:08:10,395 Lillian, is she worth the maintenance on all this hatred? I don't see this. 103 00:08:10,397 --> 00:08:13,664 Alan, she took my husband away from me. I have to look like a goddess. 104 00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:15,832 I know it all turned out for the best. 105 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:18,601 I hope she looks 1,000. 106 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:21,770 I hope she's getting those little lines above her lips. 107 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:26,407 She always had that fabulous tan. I hope she's a fucking raisin. 108 00:08:26,409 --> 00:08:30,277 Hmph! What? 109 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:35,214 I'm just wondering whether you're being totally honest with yourself. 110 00:08:35,216 --> 00:08:38,217 Alan, I'm not neurotic. I'm just a bitch. 111 00:08:38,219 --> 00:08:41,887 I want my ex-rival to have aged badly. What could be more normal than that? 112 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:45,123 I hope she looks like one of those Chinese dogs, the ones with the folds. 113 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,565 The ones that look like they're melting. That would be great. 114 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:53,796 Dan, we are seriously late. 115 00:08:53,798 --> 00:08:58,367 Rowena, I'm in the wedding. They can't start without me. Just give me ten seconds. 116 00:08:58,369 --> 00:09:01,803 What is it? It's this tuxedo. It's geriatric. 117 00:09:01,805 --> 00:09:06,240 I don't like the tie. I hate the shoes. It's about your hair. 118 00:09:06,242 --> 00:09:11,278 Look at it. Why did I let you talk me into this? I should have gone bald. 119 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,681 Don't be an idiot. Dr. Goldbine did a great job. 120 00:09:14,683 --> 00:09:19,685 No, no, no. It's too much. It's gigolo hair. He's the best. 121 00:09:19,687 --> 00:09:22,287 Nobody can tell I got my lips done. 122 00:09:22,289 --> 00:09:25,757 - You don't know Lilly. - What about Lilly? 123 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:29,560 She has X-ray vision for people with cosmetic improvements. 124 00:09:29,562 --> 00:09:32,662 She should talk. Have you seen that picture of her? 125 00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:38,100 What picture? 126 00:09:38,101 --> 00:09:41,302 She's as big as a house. You couldn't tell which one was her original chin. 127 00:09:41,305 --> 00:09:44,739 - She's fat? - Mm-hmm. Let's go. 128 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:48,642 How fat? Fat-fat? She was wearing a pup tent. 129 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:51,344 It was really very sad. 130 00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:53,579 It was circus fat? Mm-hmm. 131 00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:56,315 Two-plane-seats fat? Yes, Dan. 132 00:09:56,317 --> 00:09:59,251 ♪ 133 00:10:13,866 --> 00:10:16,600 Oh, my God! She's had everything done. 134 00:10:16,602 --> 00:10:19,936 They've taken some of her nose and injected it into her lips. 135 00:10:19,938 --> 00:10:23,205 ♪ 136 00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:27,942 ♪ 137 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:36,349 Are you nervous, Molly? No, I'm not. 138 00:10:36,351 --> 00:10:41,920 You should be nervous. I would be nervous. If you say one more thing... 139 00:10:41,922 --> 00:10:45,223 Don't worry. I shall forever hold my peace. 140 00:10:45,225 --> 00:10:48,993 You'd better. You're no fun. 141 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:53,664 You know, I think somebody should object. Liven this morgue up. 142 00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:57,968 Daddy, stop it. You're scaring me. Don't scare me. I might throw up. 143 00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:02,572 No, you won't. Not until you see the outfit your mother is wearing. 144 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,907 Holy cow. She looks like she's a toreador. 145 00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:07,309 Don't look at her. You'll set her off. Sit. 146 00:11:07,311 --> 00:11:09,477 ♪ 147 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,862 I thought you said she was fat. 148 00:11:28,864 --> 00:11:33,333 So she had her jaw wired or her stomach stapled. I don't know. 149 00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:45,311 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here... 150 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:49,881 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 151 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,383 ♪ 152 00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:57,622 Congratulations. 153 00:11:58,992 --> 00:12:00,958 Molly, good to see you. Congratulations. 154 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,394 Keith, good to see you. Congratulations. 155 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:06,796 Oh, where are they? 156 00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:10,166 Relax. They're miles apart. 157 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:13,602 I'm so glad you liked that one. That's my favorite too. 158 00:12:13,604 --> 00:12:15,837 Oh, aren't you sweet? 159 00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:19,640 Why is it in all your books you're always killing off actresses? 160 00:12:19,642 --> 00:12:23,143 I'm just acting on an impulse most of us have. Champagne, sir? 161 00:12:23,145 --> 00:12:27,080 Thanks, Mitch. Oh! Look at you! You look fabulous! 162 00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:30,817 What a beautiful wedding. A little long. Ha, ha. 163 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,852 I'm her Aunt Iris. Ah. 164 00:12:32,854 --> 00:12:36,488 You gonna win your election? I certainly hope so. 165 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,958 He's ahead in the polls. You know, her hair's wrong. 166 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,793 You can't be a congressman's wife 167 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,496 unless you get that helmet thing going. 168 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,932 Okay, Aunt Iris. Anyhoo, I need a drink. 169 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,768 Waiter! Get over here! Not you, the young one. 170 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:55,204 Who's that? 171 00:13:01,445 --> 00:13:03,111 That's my grandmother. 172 00:13:10,553 --> 00:13:11,718 Thank you. 173 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,121 Mmm! Even more beautiful in person. 174 00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:19,225 Who the f... Mother, you remember Senator Marks, Keith's father? 175 00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:22,027 Oh. Right. 176 00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:24,796 Keith tells me you've graciously agreed to perform... 177 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:27,064 at one of my little fund-raisers. 178 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:30,100 A Republican fund-raiser? Of course! 179 00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:35,004 Darling, I... We'll talk about it later. 180 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:36,972 I need food. 181 00:13:36,974 --> 00:13:37,474 ♪ 182 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,142 Lilly, wait. 183 00:13:43,144 --> 00:13:46,745 Congratulations! You look so much better. 184 00:13:46,747 --> 00:13:50,648 I find any attempt you make to talk to me in the worst possible taste. 185 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:53,651 Oh, Lilly. It's been so many years. 186 00:13:53,653 --> 00:13:58,188 So why bring it up? Because I really behaved badly. 187 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,490 Oh, Rowena, you were impeccable. 188 00:14:00,492 --> 00:14:03,626 I particularly enjoyed finding your hair on my pillow. 189 00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:05,761 That was a classy touch. 190 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:10,799 I didn't plan that. It was just spontaneous combustion. 191 00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:15,804 Rowena, did they suck out your brain cells along with your fat? 192 00:14:15,806 --> 00:14:20,909 I don't think my fat has ever been an issue, Lilly. 193 00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:33,520 Well, Dan, here we are at a wedding. 194 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,155 Perfect place for growth, for healing. 195 00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:38,023 And just think, you and me, two people... 196 00:14:38,025 --> 00:14:41,659 Shut up, or I'll kill you. Huh. 197 00:14:41,661 --> 00:14:44,995 Hey. 198 00:14:44,997 --> 00:14:48,665 You know the bride's mother, the one with the big... 199 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:53,870 I want you to shoot her only from the left. 200 00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:56,305 No problem. 201 00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:05,546 Who let you in here? 202 00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,248 How ya doin'? No, no, no! Not today! 203 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,049 Why not today? You look radiant. 204 00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:13,786 Get out! I mean it. Get out! Don't be shy. 205 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,555 Stop. Just stop. Tilt your head to the left. 206 00:15:16,557 --> 00:15:19,324 Look at that nuptial blush. How dare you? 207 00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,159 I gotta pay rent too. 208 00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:23,761 Don't you live in a van? Sanford! You're funny. 209 00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:27,698 Maybe we could do something with the whole family. Sanford! Gordon! 210 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,801 Pout. Gordon, please. This is an uninvited guest. 211 00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:34,004 Don't touch the camera! Hey, Malibu Ken! 212 00:15:34,006 --> 00:15:36,639 That's good. Stand with your wife. Nice shot. 213 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:41,010 Hey, let go of me! Tough guys, huh? You look like Easter eggs! 214 00:15:41,012 --> 00:15:43,979 What was that about? How did he get in here? 215 00:15:43,981 --> 00:15:46,314 I hired him. What? 216 00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:49,750 His portfolio was great. 217 00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:52,085 He shoots all the stars. 218 00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:54,220 What people really want in a marriage... 219 00:15:54,222 --> 00:15:57,623 We want what I call emotional valet parking. 220 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:02,160 We deserve it, but in order to get it, you have to be validated. 221 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,661 Have a wonderful day. 222 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,963 Lovely. Bye-bye. 223 00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,110 Congratulations. 224 00:16:22,112 --> 00:16:26,080 Our daughter looks beautiful. Thank you. 225 00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:28,215 So how are you? 226 00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:31,651 Fabulous. How are you? 227 00:16:31,653 --> 00:16:34,687 Never better. Good. 228 00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:37,807 I'm glad you can be civil. 229 00:16:37,808 --> 00:16:39,992 This is not the time nor the place for anything else, is it? 230 00:16:39,994 --> 00:16:42,694 For once, we agree. 231 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,901 What are you doing in Armani? Knock over a truck? 232 00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:53,804 It's called prosperity. Really? 233 00:16:53,806 --> 00:16:57,073 Yes, Keep Under The Grass went into its third printing. 234 00:16:57,075 --> 00:17:01,143 Oh? What's that? One of my books. 235 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:05,780 Oh, I wouldn't know. I've been out of the country. 236 00:17:05,782 --> 00:17:10,017 Tax problems? Shooting a film. 237 00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:11,251 Do you still do that? 238 00:17:12,921 --> 00:17:16,188 You know perfectly well I still do that. 239 00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:24,795 You've got more hair. I don't think so. 240 00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,930 What is it? Plugs? A rug? No. No. Look. 241 00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:28,932 Let's not do this, okay? Please. 242 00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:31,334 I'm just curious. Rogaine? Hair Club for Men? 243 00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:34,337 I've laid off of your hair. My hair is perfect. 244 00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:38,774 Yes, it's perfect, if you want to look like a madame in a saloon in Tombstone. 245 00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:42,110 Oh! A metaphor. Aren't we literary? 246 00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:45,113 I can't believe that you are still threatened by people who write books. 247 00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:48,883 My husband writes books. He doesn't threaten me at all. 248 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:52,052 You call that self-help psychobabble that he writes books? 249 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:54,354 More people read them than those dime novels of yours. 250 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:58,191 The Tao of Divorce? Who is this guy tryin' to kid? 251 00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:01,160 That book has saved thousands of marriages. None of which was ours. 252 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,996 Ours was beyond saving. I would say so, 253 00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:06,331 when the counselor's trying to put the make on my wife. 254 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,466 That was long after you were off with Rowena, 255 00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,835 humping like a middle-aged mink. 256 00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:13,104 After we go in for a session, 257 00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:15,372 and the man who was supposed to save my marriage of 14 years... 258 00:18:15,374 --> 00:18:19,342 tells me he wants to interface to talk about his feelings. 259 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:23,312 What a load. Because his feeling is that he can make my wife happier. 260 00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:26,014 And I'm paying the guy to hear this. Bullshit! 261 00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:28,066 You bounced the check! Wouldn't you? 262 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,117 You are so pathetically jealous of Alan... 263 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,986 just because he's a national phenomenon. 264 00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:34,288 At least I had the maturity not to marry a bauble. 265 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:37,457 She is a top interior designer! Oh, come on! 266 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:39,258 She made our apartment look like a Greek whorehouse! 267 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,126 I would never have touched Rowena 268 00:18:41,128 --> 00:18:43,962 if you hadn't thrown yourself at Dr. Feelgood first! 269 00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:47,398 First? I was never first! You were first, Lillian! 270 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,034 I was the faithful one! Faithful like a Kennedy is faithful! 271 00:18:51,036 --> 00:18:53,269 I was faithful, and, boy, am I sorry now. 272 00:18:53,271 --> 00:18:56,405 Do you know who I could have slept with? 273 00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:58,874 I could have had the entire Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 274 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,942 I turned down a Beatle for you! 275 00:19:00,944 --> 00:19:05,846 I remember Ringo being on a bender! Stop it! Stop now! 276 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,749 He started it! Right now! 277 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:12,318 No! She did! No! Look, look! 278 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:16,288 If you can't do it, then go outside and cool it off. 279 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:18,857 You're asking us to take it outside? We are outside! 280 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:22,126 That's stunningly obvious. All right, move it! 281 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,264 Well, now, these are people who are dialoguing. 282 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,800 It's so important to dialogue and to language with each other. 283 00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:34,169 This is my wedding! 284 00:19:34,171 --> 00:19:37,071 Don't you dare ruin this for me! 285 00:19:37,073 --> 00:19:42,342 You may not come back here 'til you can hold a civil conversation. 286 00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:46,279 All I can say is, I am glad that I'm marrying into Keith's family. 287 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,050 Look what you did! 288 00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:55,419 And you behaved yourself? You'd scare a piranha! 289 00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:57,320 I was totally and completely civil! 290 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,455 You wrecked Molly's wedding! You wrecked it by showing up. 291 00:19:59,457 --> 00:20:01,490 I suppose you think you should have given her away. 292 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,024 You have the balls for it. 293 00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:04,892 Aah! Aaah! 294 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,794 You bastard! Let go of me! 295 00:20:07,796 --> 00:20:10,429 Why don't you whistle for your broomstick? Maybe it'll come and get ya. 296 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:13,532 Let go! I know all about that right hook. 297 00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:16,801 Oh! Ah! Sutures! 298 00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:20,938 You had a scalp lift, you vain son of a bitch! 299 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,140 You picked up a few pounds, huh, fatty? 300 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:26,343 Put me down! Take your hands off me! 301 00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:29,479 Go ahead. Try something! Take your hands off me! 302 00:20:29,481 --> 00:20:31,380 So... So... So... 303 00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:41,055 It's sick. It's sick. It's really sick. 304 00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:43,323 We've got to stop. It's wrong. 305 00:20:46,494 --> 00:20:48,994 It's my worst nightmare. Stop. Stop. 306 00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:51,463 We've got to stop. You're right. 307 00:20:51,465 --> 00:20:54,966 Oh! 308 00:20:54,968 --> 00:21:00,504 Keith, what was going on out there? Looked kind of heated. 309 00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:04,106 Theatrical people. They shout hello to each other. 310 00:21:07,244 --> 00:21:10,578 Boy, that cannot happen again. 311 00:21:12,114 --> 00:21:14,114 We're going to have to see them in shifts. 312 00:21:14,116 --> 00:21:17,951 We can't have them doing that in public. I'll get roasted by the press. 313 00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:20,154 I hope they kill each other. 314 00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:31,463 Are you all right? Oh, yeah! 315 00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:34,566 Yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh! 316 00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:38,135 Oh! Oh! 317 00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:43,106 ♪ 318 00:21:43,108 --> 00:21:45,975 ♪ 319 00:21:45,977 --> 00:21:51,613 ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 320 00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:57,117 ♪ Call me unreliable ♪ 321 00:21:58,987 --> 00:22:03,989 ♪ Go on and throw in undependable ♪ 322 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,324 ♪ Too ♪ 323 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:16,165 ♪ Well, do my foolish alibis ♪ Come on. Admit it. 324 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,767 Isn't it great not having that penned up anymore? 325 00:22:18,769 --> 00:22:22,202 ♪ Bore you ♪ 326 00:22:24,272 --> 00:22:27,339 You poor thing. Are you all right? 327 00:22:27,341 --> 00:22:30,275 You don't even have to talk about it. 328 00:22:30,277 --> 00:22:35,613 I know what it must have been like trapped out there with that wicked tongue. 329 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:41,318 I hope you gave it right back to her as good as she gave it. 330 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,353 Oh, I know I did. 331 00:22:43,355 --> 00:22:46,489 May we have your attention, please? 332 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:51,427 The bride's parents? Where are the bride's parents? 333 00:22:51,429 --> 00:22:55,564 Ah, the lovely mother and the handsome dad. 334 00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:59,200 Why don't you two little lovebirds show us what it's all about? 335 00:22:59,202 --> 00:23:01,502 I thought you told them not to do this. 336 00:23:01,504 --> 00:23:03,103 I thought you did. No! 337 00:23:03,105 --> 00:23:07,306 Go ahead. I want you to. 338 00:23:08,575 --> 00:23:09,075 ♪ 339 00:23:20,118 --> 00:23:23,519 Oh, God, Keith! 340 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:36,497 Can you believe it? 341 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:42,335 How are you? Well, I'm... I'm just completely horrified. 342 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,236 How are you? I'm very upset. 343 00:23:44,238 --> 00:23:48,406 Why the hell did we do that? Why else? Alcohol. 344 00:23:49,475 --> 00:23:52,809 I guess it was just some old itch... 345 00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:55,611 lurking around down there in some sick hidden place. 346 00:23:55,613 --> 00:24:00,782 It just sort of, uh, popped up. That's not funny. 347 00:24:00,784 --> 00:24:04,352 We just committed adultery. I know what we committed. 348 00:24:04,354 --> 00:24:07,755 I am as upset about it as you are. 349 00:24:07,757 --> 00:24:11,358 Well, I don't think anyone suspects. 350 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,394 Not with us. Are you kidding? It's unthinkable. 351 00:24:14,396 --> 00:24:16,496 Look at them over there. 352 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,800 Alan thinks I've made some kind of psychological breakthrough. 353 00:24:27,374 --> 00:24:29,474 - Look. - And now the groom's parents. 354 00:24:29,476 --> 00:24:30,608 We got away with it. 355 00:24:30,610 --> 00:24:33,644 So what do you say we just... 356 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:37,114 get through this dance, go home, 357 00:24:37,116 --> 00:24:39,583 forget that it ever happened? 358 00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:42,719 Good idea. 359 00:24:42,721 --> 00:24:45,655 It was good though, wasn't it? I mean, wasn't it? 360 00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:50,626 - It was good? - It was very good. 361 00:24:50,628 --> 00:24:53,629 You sure know how to send me to the chiropractor. 362 00:24:53,631 --> 00:25:00,201 Oh, so you miss me that way? No comment. 363 00:25:00,203 --> 00:25:03,604 And now the newlyweds. 364 00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:12,412 Look, I don't know what I'm gonna do when this dance is over. 365 00:25:12,414 --> 00:25:16,882 Oh, God. I feel the same way. 366 00:25:18,318 --> 00:25:20,284 Let's just have one more dance. 367 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,686 No. We can't. They'll know. 368 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,258 This is it then? It has to be. 369 00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:40,232 Well, never ever in my wildest dreams... 370 00:25:42,302 --> 00:25:46,404 Who the hell knows anything anyway, right? 371 00:25:46,406 --> 00:25:49,306 Not me. 372 00:25:52,477 --> 00:25:54,844 - Good-bye, Danny. - ♪ 373 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:57,713 Good-bye, Lilly. 374 00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:06,187 See? You had nothing to worry about. 375 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,689 Mm-hmm. 376 00:26:08,691 --> 00:26:11,425 I was so proud of you today. 377 00:26:11,427 --> 00:26:14,594 Do we have to bring these quivering little rats with us everywhere we go? 378 00:26:14,596 --> 00:26:17,563 She didn't mean that. Yes, I meant it. 379 00:26:17,565 --> 00:26:20,866 Okay, what is it? Nothing, nothing. 380 00:26:20,868 --> 00:26:25,537 Alan, can we go home now? I think I know why you're agitated. 381 00:26:25,539 --> 00:26:29,841 What do you mean? Well, in layman's terms, 382 00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:33,945 it's a rush from finally having released all that anger toward Dan. 383 00:26:33,947 --> 00:26:38,849 Do you remember we talked about psychological mastery? 384 00:26:38,851 --> 00:26:41,685 I know you thought I was blathering on at the time. 385 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,553 But now do you see what I meant? 386 00:26:43,555 --> 00:26:47,790 You had a tremendous act of separation individuation. 387 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:51,326 You confronted your bogeyman. You grabbed your gremlin. 388 00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:54,896 Now do you see how important talking is? 389 00:26:54,898 --> 00:26:56,931 What? Oh! 390 00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:59,667 Yes. Oh, it's important. 391 00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:04,571 You finally overcame the narcissistic injury of that relationship... 392 00:27:04,573 --> 00:27:07,907 and you felt the empowerment of closure. 393 00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:09,909 It was a victory for me as well, 394 00:27:09,911 --> 00:27:12,678 because you remember that recurring dream I had... 395 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,248 about the wild dogs gnawing at my genitals? 396 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:19,317 Before I thought those dogs symbolized our children. 397 00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:21,886 But how could that be? I love our children so much. 398 00:27:21,888 --> 00:27:26,023 Now I see the dogs symbolize Dan, 399 00:27:26,025 --> 00:27:30,260 and my genitals... symbolize... my genitals. 400 00:27:30,262 --> 00:27:32,862 I think that's the key... Hello? 401 00:27:32,864 --> 00:27:36,599 - Lilly? - ♪ 402 00:27:37,935 --> 00:27:41,836 It's me. Oh, God. What do you want? 403 00:27:41,838 --> 00:27:46,373 - I'm curious about something. - What? 404 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,008 Does this mean that we're speaking? 405 00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:54,546 Apparently. 406 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,748 Okay, good, because I have to talk to you. 407 00:27:57,016 --> 00:27:59,549 No. No! 408 00:27:59,551 --> 00:28:01,984 Coffee. I'm not trying to start anything here. 409 00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:04,886 Meet me downstairs in five minutes. 410 00:28:04,888 --> 00:28:07,288 You just want to sit and talk to me? 411 00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:10,958 Yeah, I think it's a fitting end to a sinister afternoon. 412 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,562 Sinister? You call sexual attraction to me sinister? 413 00:28:15,564 --> 00:28:17,897 All right, then, calamitous. 414 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:23,435 Remember that funny thing... 415 00:28:23,437 --> 00:28:25,437 It was just a cigar. 416 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:53,997 Uh, Keith? Hmm? 417 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:55,531 I know you're going to think I'm a little weird, 418 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:59,067 but that sounded just like my mother's laugh. 419 00:28:59,869 --> 00:29:02,436 Molly. 420 00:29:02,438 --> 00:29:07,574 You've got to stop fixating on your parents. It's not normal. 421 00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:09,809 Hmm? Yeah. 422 00:29:13,514 --> 00:29:15,881 That's it. Did you hear that? 423 00:29:15,883 --> 00:29:20,685 That braying? Okay, I'm sorry. 424 00:29:20,687 --> 00:29:25,089 Never mind. Never mind. I'm insane, aren't I? 425 00:29:25,091 --> 00:29:28,492 That is my dad! 426 00:29:28,494 --> 00:29:31,628 Oh, for God's sake, Molly. It sounded just like him. 427 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:35,564 Well, it can't possibly be him, can it? I know. 428 00:29:35,999 --> 00:29:39,500 I know. Okay. 429 00:29:39,935 --> 00:29:42,067 Mmm. Mmm. 430 00:29:44,671 --> 00:29:47,805 So? I'm sorry. 431 00:29:47,807 --> 00:29:49,940 I don't think I'm going to be able to get comfortable here... 432 00:29:49,942 --> 00:29:52,509 'til I know what's going on. 433 00:29:53,044 --> 00:29:55,677 Molly! 434 00:29:55,679 --> 00:30:00,014 That cannot possibly be your parents in the same room having a high old time. 435 00:30:00,016 --> 00:30:02,716 You do know that, don't you? 436 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,719 Uh, I can't. Can you look? 437 00:30:06,588 --> 00:30:11,457 Look? How? Look? 438 00:30:11,459 --> 00:30:15,760 Uh, just look out the window. Kind of crane around. 439 00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:19,996 I am not gonna spy on some poor couple. 440 00:30:23,101 --> 00:30:25,067 You really want me to do this. 441 00:30:25,069 --> 00:30:26,968 I'll hold your legs. 442 00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:32,039 What do you mean? Rowena didn't like my bald spot, 443 00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:36,143 so she made me do this thing where they put something under your scalp. 444 00:30:36,145 --> 00:30:39,129 They blow it up like a balloon. 445 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:42,114 They cut away the bald skin, and then they suture you back up. 446 00:30:42,117 --> 00:30:46,119 I tell you, I have no feeling at the top of my head. 447 00:30:46,121 --> 00:30:48,421 It's dead up here. Look. Look. 448 00:30:48,423 --> 00:30:53,025 You can drop coconuts on it. Let me kiss it alive. 449 00:30:53,027 --> 00:30:56,828 Oh, would you? Would you? Would you? I'm comin' in, baby! 450 00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:04,702 Oh, my God! 451 00:31:04,704 --> 00:31:06,937 I thought they hated each other. They're supposed to! 452 00:31:06,939 --> 00:31:09,140 They did. They have. 453 00:31:09,142 --> 00:31:11,942 Oh, God. We can't stay here. 454 00:31:11,944 --> 00:31:13,844 I'm not going to stay 455 00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:15,745 and listen to my parents having sex on my wedding night. 456 00:31:15,747 --> 00:31:17,880 I'm not leaving. What? 457 00:31:17,882 --> 00:31:19,848 Tell them to leave. No! 458 00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:22,170 I'm not going to walk in on them when they're... 459 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:28,121 Oh, God! Oh! 460 00:31:28,123 --> 00:31:29,956 We want another room. 461 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:31,624 Is there something wrong? 462 00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:36,628 You couldn't begin to imagine. 463 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,264 But the Maple Room is the largest... Just switch it! 464 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:43,233 Please. I'm afraid we can't. 465 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:48,137 We just have the six rooms, and the last one just rented. 466 00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:50,672 Uh, Keith. Yes? 467 00:31:54,244 --> 00:31:57,111 I've got a bad feeling, like we shouldn't stay here another second. 468 00:31:57,113 --> 00:31:59,980 We really don't want to know what's going on up there, do we? No, we don't. 469 00:31:59,982 --> 00:32:02,582 Let's just drive out of here before something hideous... 470 00:32:02,584 --> 00:32:05,751 Where would we go? Uh, let's go to the airport. 471 00:32:05,753 --> 00:32:11,323 I am not spending my wedding night in those orange plastic chairs waiting for a flight. 472 00:32:11,325 --> 00:32:14,225 Oh, thank God, you guys are up. 473 00:32:14,227 --> 00:32:17,261 Listen, have you seen your father? 474 00:32:17,263 --> 00:32:19,963 Uh, no. This is very weird. 475 00:32:19,965 --> 00:32:23,166 If I didn't know better, I'd think he was having an affair. 476 00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:25,801 No! No! 477 00:32:25,803 --> 00:32:29,604 Then why did he shave to go for a walk? Ma'am? 478 00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:33,274 You haven't seen my husband, have you? 479 00:32:33,276 --> 00:32:37,344 Oh, yes. He just rented the Birch Room for his sister. 480 00:32:38,947 --> 00:32:40,279 Of course. 481 00:32:43,016 --> 00:32:46,117 But, look, we've gotten you up. Please, uh... 482 00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:49,353 If there's nothing else I can do? Good night, dear. 483 00:32:49,988 --> 00:32:51,720 Good night. 484 00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:56,924 Birch. 485 00:33:01,763 --> 00:33:03,963 Duck and cover. 486 00:33:18,178 --> 00:33:21,979 Well, quite the little detective, aren't you? 487 00:33:21,981 --> 00:33:24,247 Better than I was. 488 00:33:24,249 --> 00:33:28,651 Would you have the decency to tell me where my husband is? 489 00:33:28,653 --> 00:33:32,955 My ex-husband went back to try and make some lame, pathetic excuse to you. 490 00:33:32,957 --> 00:33:35,791 Obviously it was too late. 491 00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:41,129 This is the worst behavior I have ever encountered in another adult. 492 00:33:41,131 --> 00:33:44,765 Oh, Rowena, I didn't mean to hurt you. 493 00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:48,802 It was just "spontaneous combustion." 494 00:33:56,977 --> 00:33:58,943 Did you have to gloat? 495 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:04,214 Oh, yes, I definitely did. 496 00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,849 You can make jokes. You're not the one in the hot seat. 497 00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:11,820 Oh, come on. She's gone to tell Alan. She's not gonna let me get out of this. 498 00:34:11,822 --> 00:34:14,022 Then I guess you're in the hot seat too. 499 00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:17,225 What should we do? Nothing. 500 00:34:17,227 --> 00:34:19,961 You're right. She'll tell Alan. 501 00:34:19,963 --> 00:34:23,931 There will be threats and scenes, hollering and crying, 502 00:34:23,933 --> 00:34:26,199 quarts of Maalox down people's throats. 503 00:34:26,201 --> 00:34:29,902 And you know what? What? 504 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:34,906 I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the mood for that at all. 505 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:37,842 Can we avoid it? Oh, no, we can't avoid it. 506 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:46,783 But we can postpone it. 507 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:50,586 How do you mean, gone? 508 00:34:50,587 --> 00:34:52,854 Away! They left! That's what gone usually means. 509 00:34:52,856 --> 00:34:56,123 Can we not get hysterical? They could be back in 20 minutes. 510 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,725 Yes, you would be calm. Oh, Alan. 511 00:34:58,727 --> 00:35:01,428 You're the natural child of those people. 512 00:35:01,429 --> 00:35:04,130 On some subterranean level, you're glad this happened. She's glad. 513 00:35:04,132 --> 00:35:06,265 Alan, Rowena, you have been wonderful to me. 514 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:12,270 They have been much better off with the two of you than they ever were together. 515 00:35:12,272 --> 00:35:14,305 I never wanted this. 516 00:35:14,307 --> 00:35:19,243 Was there some reason why you had to invite them both? That wasn't my idea. 517 00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:23,480 You didn't tell me they were certifiable. I begged you to elope. 518 00:35:23,482 --> 00:35:25,849 I don't want to argue. 519 00:35:25,851 --> 00:35:28,284 I'm sorry. 520 00:35:28,286 --> 00:35:31,453 Pull it together. This from a mental health professional. 521 00:35:31,455 --> 00:35:34,289 It's not my fault! 522 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:37,759 On top of everything else, she took my Prozavil. 523 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,862 It was in her purse. I'm supposed to take it every four hours. 524 00:35:40,864 --> 00:35:42,930 Or what? You turn into a basket case? 525 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:47,134 No, just slight manic-depressive tendencies. 526 00:35:47,136 --> 00:35:50,170 Oh, no, no. Oh, no! 527 00:35:50,172 --> 00:35:53,773 My life is over! Shut up! 528 00:35:53,775 --> 00:35:57,443 I don't think there's much more Keith and I can do about this right now, so... 529 00:35:57,445 --> 00:36:02,181 No, no, no, no. You have to help us. 530 00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:05,250 How can I? I don't know! But you did this. 531 00:36:05,252 --> 00:36:06,951 I know you didn't mean to, 532 00:36:06,953 --> 00:36:10,321 but you brought them back together. Help us get them back. 533 00:36:10,323 --> 00:36:13,557 I don't know where they are. Haven't I been a friend to you? 534 00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:17,260 Who got you that Lacroix prom dress? Who got you electrolysis? 535 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:20,563 You'd have one big eyebrow if it weren't for me! 536 00:36:20,565 --> 00:36:24,233 Molly, please? 537 00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:27,102 Molly. 538 00:36:27,804 --> 00:36:31,105 Um, can you excuse me? 539 00:36:31,107 --> 00:36:35,008 Dogs. I need dogs. 540 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:40,546 Do you really think they're coming back? Uh... 541 00:36:40,548 --> 00:36:44,049 Oh, boy. Look, this is not our problem. 542 00:36:44,051 --> 00:36:46,418 It is a big problem, Molly. 543 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:49,287 I'm running for Congress on a family values platform. 544 00:36:49,289 --> 00:36:53,990 I can't have some tacky Hollywood adultery scandal with my new in-laws. 545 00:36:53,992 --> 00:36:56,092 The press will eat it up. 546 00:36:56,094 --> 00:36:58,194 Someone has to find them... 547 00:36:58,196 --> 00:37:02,531 and get them back here quietly before this hits the tabloids. 548 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:05,433 Uh, I think it's too late. 549 00:37:05,435 --> 00:37:09,270 Oh, for Chr... All he needs is to see these two in here blubbering. 550 00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:12,172 He'll know what happened. We've got to get them home quietly. 551 00:37:12,908 --> 00:37:14,668 Where is he now? Um... 552 00:37:15,409 --> 00:37:20,078 He's going around the back. 553 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,979 I'll be back as soon as I've hired a detective. 554 00:37:21,981 --> 00:37:25,182 I want to come with you. No! What if your parents come back? 555 00:37:25,184 --> 00:37:27,584 He can't see them together. 556 00:37:28,253 --> 00:37:30,119 Honey, I'm sorry. 557 00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:34,857 This is what being a political wife is all about: Damage control. 558 00:37:34,859 --> 00:37:38,126 Oh, God! Just find some way to get rid of him. 559 00:37:38,128 --> 00:37:40,294 Get him arrested. 560 00:37:40,296 --> 00:37:41,895 You see how important this is? 561 00:37:41,897 --> 00:37:45,298 I know, it's just this is our honeymoon. 562 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:49,101 Think how much better our honeymoon will be... knowing I still have a career. 563 00:37:49,103 --> 00:37:50,268 I know. 564 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:53,003 Love you. 565 00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:04,379 So... she ran off, didn't she? 566 00:38:06,249 --> 00:38:09,149 - No! - Then where is she? 567 00:38:10,051 --> 00:38:11,650 I don't have to answer that. 568 00:38:11,652 --> 00:38:16,287 You know what I think? I think she ran off with some guy. 569 00:38:16,289 --> 00:38:19,156 You're delusional. Then what's this? 570 00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:21,291 "Dear Molly, 571 00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:23,425 "This will make more sense to you when you're on your second husband." 572 00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:26,195 What is that? She left you a note at the desk. 573 00:38:26,197 --> 00:38:29,164 So you just take it? It wouldn't be the first time. 574 00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:31,633 So, uh, she ran off with Dan. 575 00:38:34,337 --> 00:38:40,207 Listen, you are not gonna put my parents on the cover of some sleazy tabloid... 576 00:38:40,209 --> 00:38:41,474 Dan's your dad? 577 00:38:43,344 --> 00:38:45,977 Oh, man! They're gonna love this one! 578 00:38:45,979 --> 00:38:48,980 Let's go! Where are you going? 579 00:38:48,982 --> 00:38:52,516 That's for me to know and you to read in the paper. Wait! 580 00:38:52,518 --> 00:38:56,252 This is big, big, big bucks! Please! 581 00:38:57,288 --> 00:39:00,956 Uh, what is your name? 582 00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:04,926 My name? You wanna know my name? Yes. 583 00:39:04,928 --> 00:39:06,627 It's Joey Donna. 584 00:39:06,629 --> 00:39:12,432 Joey, you seem to be very talented at finding my mother. 585 00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:14,400 That's what I do. Um, right. 586 00:39:14,402 --> 00:39:18,303 Well, I was wondering if maybe you could find her for me. 587 00:39:20,407 --> 00:39:22,607 For you? Yes. 588 00:39:22,609 --> 00:39:24,609 You would be encouraging me to do this? 589 00:39:24,611 --> 00:39:27,545 This once, yes. 590 00:39:27,547 --> 00:39:30,614 You have absolutely no idea where she is, do ya? 591 00:39:30,616 --> 00:39:33,617 I... No, no. 592 00:39:33,619 --> 00:39:37,487 So, after all the times you people have thrown me out of places... 593 00:39:37,489 --> 00:39:40,690 and slammed doors in my face and shook me out of trees, 594 00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:43,426 all of a sudden I'm supposed to switch sides? 595 00:39:43,428 --> 00:39:47,296 - So it's a matter of money? - Four bills, minimum. 596 00:39:47,298 --> 00:39:49,331 I.e., $400? 597 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:52,367 I.e.? Who says I.e.? 598 00:39:52,369 --> 00:39:56,204 - Isn't that kind of high? - I.e. Who talks like that? 599 00:39:56,206 --> 00:39:57,605 Yes or no? 600 00:39:58,641 --> 00:40:01,241 All right, I'm in. Come on. 601 00:40:01,243 --> 00:40:02,976 But no pictures! 602 00:40:04,012 --> 00:40:05,544 Definitely not. 603 00:40:05,546 --> 00:40:08,179 I mean it. I see a camera, I will smash it. 604 00:40:08,181 --> 00:40:10,548 As long as you understand that. 605 00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:13,317 Okay. Deal? 606 00:40:18,423 --> 00:40:21,124 Hey, Bri, what's my girlfriend up to? 607 00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:23,693 - Who are you talking to? - Shh. Uh-huh. 608 00:40:23,695 --> 00:40:28,797 Versace? Missoni, yeah? How much at La Pergla? 609 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,100 She must really like this guy, huh? 610 00:40:33,102 --> 00:40:35,135 Hey, thanks, Bri. Who loves ya? 611 00:40:35,137 --> 00:40:38,471 You're the best. All right. Bye, Bri. 612 00:40:38,473 --> 00:40:41,440 We seem to be on a little shopping spree in town. 613 00:40:41,442 --> 00:40:43,575 Come on. Come on. 614 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,321 That phone call. That was her bank, wasn't it? 615 00:40:58,323 --> 00:41:03,326 You have a spy in her bank telling you her credit card records. 616 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,700 Let me ask you something. 617 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:15,303 What's so bad about this? Why is this making you nuts? 618 00:41:16,406 --> 00:41:18,539 Your parents are back together. Isn't that nice? 619 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:23,410 No. They have been happily married to other people for 14 years. 620 00:41:23,412 --> 00:41:27,414 Yeah? Well, personally, I never liked old Alan. 621 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:29,549 I don't think he respects her. 622 00:41:29,551 --> 00:41:34,186 Excuse me? All those times I've been right in his wife's face, 623 00:41:34,188 --> 00:41:36,988 he never took a swing at me. 624 00:41:36,989 --> 00:41:39,989 How can you talk about Alan not respecting her? Look what you do. 625 00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:42,292 Come on. What? 626 00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:43,726 She loves it. 627 00:41:43,728 --> 00:41:46,161 Okay, she loves being constantly harassed. 628 00:41:46,163 --> 00:41:49,831 I'm her biggest fan. Who do you think keeps her on the cover of the Globe? 629 00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:53,768 She should pay me. I just hope they're being discreet. 630 00:41:53,770 --> 00:41:54,270 ♪ 631 00:41:59,874 --> 00:42:03,909 Oh, come here, you. 632 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,715 It's so nice to see a mature, loving relationship. 633 00:42:12,951 --> 00:42:15,551 It's adulterous, but thank you very much. 634 00:42:18,322 --> 00:42:22,190 Oh, I love this. I love everything about being the other woman. 635 00:42:22,192 --> 00:42:25,193 It's so... French. 636 00:42:25,195 --> 00:42:29,897 So, what did you miss about me? Absolutely nothing. 637 00:42:29,899 --> 00:42:33,400 Liar. I'm serious. Every hour was a blessed relief. 638 00:42:33,402 --> 00:42:35,502 Come on. 639 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,705 Your singing. Mmm. 640 00:42:39,707 --> 00:42:45,276 2:00 in the morning, in the bathtub, glass of champagne. 641 00:42:46,646 --> 00:42:49,713 Is that why you stabbed your actress in the throat 27 times? 642 00:42:49,715 --> 00:42:52,099 You read my book. 643 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,484 I knew you would. I skimmed it in the checkout line. 644 00:42:54,486 --> 00:42:56,786 Uh-huh. You missed me. 645 00:42:56,788 --> 00:43:01,490 And I suppose you didn't sneak off to the movies to ogle me once or twice? 646 00:43:02,726 --> 00:43:05,960 I saw you win the Civil War single-handedly. 647 00:43:05,962 --> 00:43:07,642 Wait. What? 648 00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:11,930 I just got a tingle. My paparazzi. 649 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,499 He's out here. 650 00:43:15,501 --> 00:43:17,701 We better get you off the street. 651 00:43:17,703 --> 00:43:20,970 Oh. A hotel? 652 00:43:21,906 --> 00:43:24,239 I hope you're paying. 653 00:43:24,241 --> 00:43:27,642 You'd let me pay? You've mellowed. 654 00:43:27,644 --> 00:43:31,412 You have to pay. I cancelled all my credit cards. 655 00:43:31,414 --> 00:43:37,417 He thinks I'm not onto him, that little cockroach, but he has been fumigated. 656 00:43:37,419 --> 00:43:41,421 Come on. Altogether. As a group. 657 00:43:41,423 --> 00:43:44,657 Come on! Go up the stairs. You know how to go up stairs. 658 00:43:44,659 --> 00:43:47,660 One paw in front of another. Would you just... 659 00:43:47,662 --> 00:43:49,395 At the risk of being critical... 660 00:43:49,397 --> 00:43:52,498 No, I've got to say... Would you, please... 661 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,801 Children, children, please. Would you just take it easy? Mommy's not here. 662 00:43:55,803 --> 00:43:58,804 Go ahead. Mommy's not here. Let me take your leashes off. 663 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:02,340 Just let me take your... All right! Down! 664 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,942 Open your own can. 665 00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:07,711 Message. Message. 666 00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:09,946 Hi, Alan. It's Molly. 667 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:13,549 If Keith's with you, can you please tell him to stay there? -Well! 668 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:16,885 It's for you. Don't hire a detective. I found someone to find them. 669 00:44:16,887 --> 00:44:19,721 I'll meet you at Mom's later. Found who? 670 00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:21,956 Thanks. 671 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,958 American. 672 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,495 Hello? Oh. 673 00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:34,601 Yeah, uh, look, Phil, I'm gonna have to cancel our session. 674 00:44:34,603 --> 00:44:38,771 Yes, I'm going through something here. 675 00:44:38,773 --> 00:44:43,509 I know. I know! 676 00:44:43,511 --> 00:44:47,546 I don't think you're having a marital crisis, are you? 677 00:44:47,548 --> 00:44:49,314 Hey, she's still there, isn't she? 678 00:44:49,316 --> 00:44:53,718 She hasn't run off with some morally bankrupt ex-lover! 679 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,854 You want my advice, Phil? Do you? Shut up! 680 00:44:56,856 --> 00:45:00,023 Okay? For once in your life, shut up! 681 00:45:00,025 --> 00:45:03,759 You have feelings about that? We'll talk about it Monday. 682 00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:10,064 It's over. Someone will see them. 683 00:45:10,066 --> 00:45:13,000 7:00 tonight it will be all over E.T. 684 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,102 My friends will know my marriage is over and drop me. 685 00:45:15,104 --> 00:45:17,571 Friends don't drop you 'cause you're single. 686 00:45:17,573 --> 00:45:20,006 What planet are you from? 687 00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:24,677 You know something? I have just about had it with you. 688 00:45:24,679 --> 00:45:26,812 You have no feeling for your husband at all. 689 00:45:26,814 --> 00:45:29,381 All you care is you're not gonna get into La Bernadin... 690 00:45:29,383 --> 00:45:33,651 like all the other liposuctioned-up second wives. 691 00:45:33,653 --> 00:45:38,489 Tell me. Is any of your face or body original? Just curious. 692 00:45:38,491 --> 00:45:40,824 You must make a lovely therapist. 693 00:45:40,826 --> 00:45:43,693 My marriage is ending, okay? 694 00:45:43,695 --> 00:45:46,362 I am a nationally prominent marital authority. 695 00:45:46,364 --> 00:45:50,499 How is it going to look when my own marriage crashes and burns? 696 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:52,634 Go back on drugs. 697 00:45:52,636 --> 00:45:55,503 You are so at odds with your shadow self. 698 00:45:55,505 --> 00:45:57,822 Zip it. Ohh! 699 00:45:57,823 --> 00:46:00,140 Have you done any... Come on, Alsace. Get off of her. 700 00:46:00,142 --> 00:46:02,842 He's not interested. There's nothing there for you. 701 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:05,411 I don't understand. 702 00:46:05,412 --> 00:46:07,979 You wouldn't. She just happened to cancel her cards, just like that? 703 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:10,682 She's a very smart lady. Why are we here? 704 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:14,052 I told you! Research! At a tabloid? 705 00:46:14,054 --> 00:46:16,988 Exactly. Hey, Lis! Don't talk to me. 706 00:46:16,990 --> 00:46:19,390 I'll pay ya back! Yeah! 707 00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:21,992 Ah, women. You're just vamping. 708 00:46:21,994 --> 00:46:24,861 Those cards were your whole umbilicus to her. 709 00:46:24,863 --> 00:46:27,597 "Umbilicus"? Where'd you dig that one up? 710 00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:31,067 Could you just explain this, please? Your mom's sentimental. 711 00:46:31,069 --> 00:46:33,402 I figure they went somewhere they been before. 712 00:46:33,404 --> 00:46:35,804 Being as her whole life is right here on hard drive... 713 00:46:38,074 --> 00:46:40,474 This is worse than the F.B.I. 714 00:46:42,778 --> 00:46:47,113 Joey! Donna! Get off my desk! 715 00:46:47,115 --> 00:46:51,083 Rufus, give me five minutes huh? Five minutes. One! 716 00:46:51,085 --> 00:46:54,052 You're the best. You don't even work here. 717 00:46:54,054 --> 00:46:56,621 I almost do. They buy from me sometimes. 718 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:05,095 Well, your magnum opus. 719 00:47:05,097 --> 00:47:07,097 I had a bad month, all right? I needed new tires. 720 00:47:07,099 --> 00:47:10,567 So you just expose her at her most vulnerable for a quick buck. 721 00:47:10,569 --> 00:47:13,036 Okay, here we go. Wedding day. 722 00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:16,773 Tsk! Oh, you were cute! 723 00:47:18,510 --> 00:47:20,543 H-How could that be me? 724 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,979 Wait, wait, wait. 725 00:47:23,981 --> 00:47:26,301 I was already born when they got married? 726 00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:31,485 Where is this? I know that pillar. 727 00:47:31,487 --> 00:47:34,221 I spent four hours behind that pillar waitin' for Cher. 728 00:47:34,223 --> 00:47:37,624 Morally unconscious party animals. 729 00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:40,526 That's the Majestic Hotel! 730 00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:43,862 That's it. That's it. They lied. I'm... 731 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:48,199 A love child. Yeah. Welcome to the club. Let's go. 732 00:47:49,168 --> 00:47:51,001 Come on. You're here either way. 733 00:47:51,003 --> 00:47:53,470 You were born. That's all that counts. Don't tell Keith. 734 00:47:53,472 --> 00:47:55,792 When would I tell him? Like we go to the same parties. 735 00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:59,108 How'd you hook up with that guy anyway? 736 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:02,678 I met him at the Yale Club. Oh, the Yale Club. 737 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,547 Is that where people go 738 00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,481 when they realize nobody gives a shit where they went to school? 739 00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:13,020 What makes you the big authority on relationships? Have you ever even had one? 740 00:48:13,022 --> 00:48:15,622 More than I can handle. Oh? Really? 741 00:48:17,092 --> 00:48:18,958 Do you have one now? 742 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,893 My time's tight. I work a lot. 743 00:48:20,895 --> 00:48:22,928 What you do is not work. 744 00:48:22,930 --> 00:48:26,631 How would you know? Have you ever worked, princess? 745 00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:29,567 I'm going to graduate school. 746 00:48:29,569 --> 00:48:31,702 I.e., no! 747 00:48:31,704 --> 00:48:36,706 I work 16, 18 hours a day. I'm at all the parties... 748 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:39,208 Don't you mean outside them, lurking? 749 00:48:40,644 --> 00:48:42,510 I'm gettin' a little sick of this. 750 00:48:42,512 --> 00:48:45,946 You want me to help you? You treat me like a professional. 751 00:48:45,948 --> 00:48:50,183 I'm good at what I do. You either respect that or get Keith to help you. 752 00:48:50,185 --> 00:48:53,953 I'm sure that old Yale diploma will be a big help. 753 00:48:54,655 --> 00:48:56,788 I'm sorry, all right? 754 00:48:57,724 --> 00:49:00,191 But just don't run down my boyfriend. 755 00:49:00,193 --> 00:49:02,560 Don't you mean your husband? 756 00:49:15,872 --> 00:49:18,739 It's like Grand Central Station in here. 757 00:49:18,741 --> 00:49:23,210 Think this is tough? Ha! How can you find a person in a hotel this size? 758 00:49:23,212 --> 00:49:26,680 First you get a look at the register. 759 00:49:26,682 --> 00:49:30,016 If that doesn't work out, you bribe the bellman. Or if you can't... 760 00:49:30,018 --> 00:49:33,819 Okay, fine, but first I have to call Keith. 761 00:49:33,821 --> 00:49:36,254 By all means, call Keith. Oh, right. 762 00:49:47,030 --> 00:49:48,696 Oh, my God! 763 00:49:48,698 --> 00:49:51,031 Excuse me? Psst. 764 00:49:51,033 --> 00:49:53,033 I don't believe this. 765 00:49:53,035 --> 00:49:55,969 Look, I never do this, but I am such a big fan. 766 00:49:55,971 --> 00:49:58,805 Oh, thank you. You're Dan Demauro, aren't you? 767 00:49:58,807 --> 00:50:02,708 Well, yes, I am. Look, I'm reading Blonde In Cement Heels. 768 00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:05,010 Tell me I'm good. 769 00:50:05,012 --> 00:50:06,978 Good at what? 770 00:50:07,914 --> 00:50:09,580 Take a gander. 771 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,750 Could you sign this for me? 772 00:50:13,752 --> 00:50:16,986 - Oh! - What's your name? 773 00:50:16,988 --> 00:50:19,456 I love the way they're keeping a low profile. 774 00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:22,425 Let's go get them. Come on. Uh, that's okay. 775 00:50:22,427 --> 00:50:25,094 What's okay? I mean, I can do this. 776 00:50:25,096 --> 00:50:28,464 So, uh, this is it. 777 00:50:28,466 --> 00:50:33,469 What are you talkin' about? You found them, right? So, uh, it's $400. 778 00:50:33,471 --> 00:50:37,706 I hope a check's okay. Hold on a second. What's your rush? 779 00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:42,176 She's gonna see you. She's gonna cause problems. I think you should go. 780 00:50:43,479 --> 00:50:45,178 I wanna meet her. 781 00:50:46,314 --> 00:50:47,980 What? 782 00:50:47,982 --> 00:50:51,249 I wanna meet your mother. But you know her already. 783 00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:55,453 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I just never met her. I want to be introduced. 784 00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:58,922 Like a person? 785 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:02,725 Oh. Wow! 786 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:06,428 Look, I didn't mean it that way. I appreciate the job you did. 787 00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:11,866 I do. It's just... Look, my mother hates you. If she sees you... Please. 788 00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:15,169 How did you recognize me? Please. 789 00:51:15,171 --> 00:51:20,006 Could you give me an autograph? 790 00:51:20,008 --> 00:51:23,074 Vermin alert! 791 00:51:25,378 --> 00:51:27,010 How ya doin'? 792 00:51:27,012 --> 00:51:30,179 You're the cockroach? Only to my friends. 793 00:51:30,181 --> 00:51:33,749 Following, spying, tracking her like a bloodhound. 794 00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:36,918 Make up your mind. I'm either a cockroach or a bloodhound. 795 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:41,289 Hey, a mixed metaphor is the least of your problems, my friend. 796 00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:44,892 You know what would be nice? If you would leave my wife alone! 797 00:51:44,894 --> 00:51:48,328 She's your ex-wife, Dad. We have to have a talk. Put him down. 798 00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:50,897 Oh, boo. I thought we were so clever. 799 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:54,166 This is so annoying. You two could look at least a little guilty. 800 00:51:54,168 --> 00:51:56,034 Please. He is with me. Let him go. 801 00:51:56,036 --> 00:51:58,903 I'm sorry. I didn't know he was your date. 802 00:51:58,905 --> 00:52:01,171 He's not! Yeah? 803 00:52:01,173 --> 00:52:03,106 It's a long story. Uh-huh. 804 00:52:03,108 --> 00:52:04,941 His name's Joey Donna. Mm-hmm. 805 00:52:04,943 --> 00:52:09,478 Yeah. Joey, my parents. 806 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,113 Look, look, look. There's somethin' I want to say to you. 807 00:52:12,115 --> 00:52:16,183 Yes? I'm sorry. 808 00:52:16,185 --> 00:52:18,385 I shouldn't have taken that... 809 00:52:18,387 --> 00:52:22,922 Fat. Fat. The word is fat. 810 00:52:22,924 --> 00:52:26,392 I shouldn't have shown you as a... As an enormous fat pig? 811 00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:28,560 Right. I mean, no! I mean, you're beautiful. 812 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:33,197 I promise I will never ever, ever do that again. 813 00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:36,533 Are you saying you'll never take a picture of her again as long as you live? 814 00:52:36,535 --> 00:52:40,570 What are you, high? I mean I'm only gonna take good ones. 815 00:52:40,572 --> 00:52:42,204 And nothin' from the left. 816 00:52:42,206 --> 00:52:44,973 And no low angles. You know that makes chins. 817 00:52:44,975 --> 00:52:47,809 - No chins. Done deal. - It better be. 818 00:52:47,811 --> 00:52:51,279 Could we discuss your own behavior? Don't be boring. 819 00:52:51,281 --> 00:52:53,481 Let's have a drink. Is it mimosa time, darling? 820 00:52:53,483 --> 00:52:56,884 With you, my darling, always. Join us? 821 00:52:56,886 --> 00:52:59,119 Yeah, I could use a little somethin'. In my new book... 822 00:52:59,121 --> 00:53:03,089 Dad, that's not what we... So, what's going on here? 823 00:53:03,091 --> 00:53:06,258 Nothing, Mother! Oh, I understand. He's adorable. 824 00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:10,094 What? Why do you think I never had him arrested? 825 00:53:11,964 --> 00:53:13,496 Where the hell is she? 826 00:53:13,498 --> 00:53:17,933 Ooh! Your wife's disappeared. My heart bleeds. 827 00:53:17,935 --> 00:53:20,435 The red-eye is shot. We can't make Kennedy. 828 00:53:20,437 --> 00:53:23,271 For what? 829 00:53:23,273 --> 00:53:27,308 Our honeymoon? We were going to Hawaii. 830 00:53:28,511 --> 00:53:30,477 Does either of you have the slightest recollection 831 00:53:30,479 --> 00:53:33,079 that you disrupted my honeymoon? 832 00:53:33,081 --> 00:53:36,348 Hmm? Get out while you can. 833 00:53:37,918 --> 00:53:40,985 My dad warned me not to intermarry with a bunch of Bohemians. 834 00:53:40,987 --> 00:53:43,988 Offered me 50 grand just to call it off. 835 00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:48,325 I am saying that you are not just hurting them, 836 00:53:48,327 --> 00:53:50,694 you are hurting me and Keith. 837 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:53,062 And for what? Are you going to stay together forever? 838 00:53:53,065 --> 00:53:56,199 Oh, God! Would you stop it? That is so grotesque. 839 00:53:56,201 --> 00:53:59,035 Grotesque? Oh, we don't want to be that. 840 00:53:59,037 --> 00:54:01,604 Oh. 841 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:04,139 What's going to happen when you have a fight, hmm? 842 00:54:04,141 --> 00:54:07,876 You know what you're going to do. I mean... 843 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:10,645 I know what you're doing with your feet under there. I don't appreciate it. 844 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:14,081 Oh, honey, I thought you wanted us to get along. 845 00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:16,016 Hold a civil conversation, yes. 846 00:54:16,018 --> 00:54:18,318 Flaunt some perverse affair, no. 847 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,955 Flaunt? Who's flaunting? We haven't been swinging from the chandeliers. 848 00:54:22,957 --> 00:54:24,890 We went through a lot of trouble to disappear. 849 00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:27,425 It's rude of you to dig us up like this. 850 00:54:27,427 --> 00:54:30,327 - They got a point. - Whose side are you on? 851 00:54:30,329 --> 00:54:33,296 - Theirs. - All right. 852 00:54:33,298 --> 00:54:35,097 I mean, what are your plans? 853 00:54:35,099 --> 00:54:37,232 Run away? Become fugitives? 854 00:54:37,234 --> 00:54:41,236 We don't have any plans. If we make them, they might not work out. 855 00:54:41,238 --> 00:54:43,171 Exactly. Oh. 856 00:54:43,173 --> 00:54:46,040 Excuse me for thinking that occasionally... 857 00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:48,509 people should think through insane things before they do them. 858 00:54:48,511 --> 00:54:50,677 But then again, if you had ever done that in your lives, 859 00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:53,345 maybe I wouldn't be illegitimate. 860 00:54:55,982 --> 00:54:59,950 Honey, that was the '70s. That is no excuse. 861 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,455 Alan and Rowena are in shreds. 862 00:55:05,457 --> 00:55:07,924 I don't know how you can do this to them. 863 00:55:07,926 --> 00:55:13,195 These are people you have lived with for 14 years. 864 00:55:13,197 --> 00:55:16,398 Have you no human feeling? 865 00:55:34,382 --> 00:55:38,617 Molly, we know what you're saying is heartfelt, 866 00:55:38,619 --> 00:55:41,353 valid and mature. 867 00:55:42,956 --> 00:55:45,623 And to be honest, 868 00:55:45,625 --> 00:55:49,559 it's making us feel ashamed of ourselves. 869 00:55:50,228 --> 00:55:53,529 But? No buts. 870 00:55:55,099 --> 00:55:59,601 If you'll come upstairs with us now and help us pack, 871 00:55:59,603 --> 00:56:01,569 we'll go home. 872 00:56:02,972 --> 00:56:04,237 Really? 873 00:56:05,506 --> 00:56:07,405 You'll come too? 874 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:10,140 Yeah, okay. 875 00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:14,310 Listen, you guys, I am very sorry... 876 00:56:14,312 --> 00:56:16,679 Honey, don't be sorry. 877 00:56:16,681 --> 00:56:20,315 You've always had better morals than we've had. Well, thanks. 878 00:56:20,317 --> 00:56:22,283 We left a ton of stuff in the bathroom. 879 00:56:22,285 --> 00:56:25,753 Why don't you two go scoop that up? We'll be out of here in no time. 880 00:56:25,755 --> 00:56:27,988 We don't want to forget... Look around. 881 00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:30,523 Be careful. 882 00:56:30,525 --> 00:56:35,261 Where's that brown suede jacket that we got? I don't want to forget... 883 00:56:35,263 --> 00:56:40,432 Oh, here it is. And that little green suit of mine? 884 00:56:40,434 --> 00:56:43,501 I wore it in my last picture. 885 00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:45,602 Hurry up. 886 00:56:46,538 --> 00:56:48,604 Okay, okay. Ow! 887 00:56:50,441 --> 00:56:54,209 Mom, there's hardly anything in here... 888 00:56:57,547 --> 00:56:59,480 Mother! 889 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:03,016 Mom! 890 00:57:07,555 --> 00:57:11,023 Oh, they are good. 891 00:57:11,025 --> 00:57:13,558 Can ya... 892 00:57:17,597 --> 00:57:20,331 So what's the problem? It's jammed. 893 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,700 Oh! Oh! Okay. 894 00:57:27,338 --> 00:57:30,138 Where's the phone? 895 00:57:31,508 --> 00:57:34,041 There has to be ano... There was. 896 00:57:35,644 --> 00:57:37,610 We've been had, baby. 897 00:57:38,713 --> 00:57:40,579 Well, that's just great. 898 00:57:40,581 --> 00:57:43,415 That is great. It's like I'm eight years old, 899 00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:46,451 and I'm locked in my room with a time-out. 900 00:57:46,453 --> 00:57:48,586 Well, you did threaten them. 901 00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:52,656 Someone's going to come up here, aren't they? 902 00:57:52,658 --> 00:57:56,726 Hi. We don't wish to be disturbed for the rest of the evening. 903 00:57:56,728 --> 00:57:59,395 We don't want a single soul to set foot on the floor. 904 00:57:59,397 --> 00:58:02,564 We don't want maid service. We don't want the weather report. 905 00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:06,067 We don't want those little pieces of chocolate that you put on the bed. 906 00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:09,203 You understand. I understand perfectly. 907 00:58:09,205 --> 00:58:11,405 I thought you would. 908 00:58:13,075 --> 00:58:16,142 Wow. Flaunt that testosterone. 909 00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:18,110 Molly! 910 00:58:18,112 --> 00:58:20,112 Hello! 911 00:58:20,114 --> 00:58:22,781 Molly? Can't they hear us? Hello! 912 00:58:22,783 --> 00:58:25,316 Forget it! It's a prewar building. 913 00:58:25,318 --> 00:58:27,551 - It's a bomb shelter. - Hello! 914 00:58:27,553 --> 00:58:31,488 I can't stay here. Where ya gonna go? 915 00:58:31,490 --> 00:58:34,824 Keith has no idea where I am. I just can't no-show my honeymoon. 916 00:58:34,826 --> 00:58:37,060 Molly, chill out. 917 00:58:37,061 --> 00:58:39,295 He's gonna think I am insane, just like the rest of my family. 918 00:58:39,297 --> 00:58:41,864 He's gonna think I'm one of them. He'll deal with it. 919 00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:46,335 Do you know how lucky I am that someone normal wanted to marry me? 920 00:58:46,337 --> 00:58:49,104 And now I've just totally blown it. 921 00:58:49,106 --> 00:58:53,241 People are gonna say, "Have you ever been married?" I gonna say, "Yeah. 922 00:58:53,243 --> 00:58:56,443 For 24 hours!" 923 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:01,781 Uh, uh, look, just, uh... 924 00:59:01,783 --> 00:59:04,817 Just take it easy, all right? 925 00:59:04,819 --> 00:59:08,487 I'm gonna get us outta here, all right? How? 926 00:59:28,275 --> 00:59:30,341 Come on. 927 00:59:34,413 --> 00:59:37,480 What are you doing? Watch this. 928 00:59:42,687 --> 00:59:46,555 Hey, up here, you! Come on! Ha! 929 00:59:46,557 --> 00:59:48,824 ♪ There she goes ♪ 930 00:59:48,826 --> 00:59:52,928 Ooh! Ooh! Cops! 931 00:59:52,930 --> 00:59:54,396 They hate this. 932 00:59:54,398 --> 00:59:56,798 Piss 'em off. They'll come up here. 933 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,333 That's very clever. 934 01:00:00,336 --> 01:00:03,670 Hey! Up here! 935 01:00:03,672 --> 01:00:06,272 Some kids are chuckin' fruit. Yeah. 936 01:00:06,274 --> 01:00:08,075 Whoo! Hey! 937 01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:12,710 You used to do that? Oh, yeah. 938 01:00:12,712 --> 01:00:16,480 I once threw a water balloon at a priest. 939 01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:20,050 Hey, wait! Where ya goin'? We're throwin' fruit up here! 940 01:00:20,052 --> 01:00:23,486 What is this? The only two guys in the whole city that aren't jerks. 941 01:00:23,488 --> 01:00:28,624 Hey! Where are you goin'? ♪ There she goes ♪ 942 01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:31,393 - ♪ There she goes again ♪ - Oh, my God. 943 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:35,663 All right, Molly. Let 'er rip. You'll feel better. 944 01:00:35,665 --> 01:00:37,297 There you go! 945 01:00:38,433 --> 01:00:39,965 Oh! God! 946 01:00:39,967 --> 01:00:43,668 ♪ But I just can't contain ♪ 947 01:00:43,670 --> 01:00:48,039 ♪ This feeling that remains ♪ 948 01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:51,842 ♪ There she goes ♪ 949 01:00:51,844 --> 01:00:53,944 - ♪ There she goes ♪ - Go! 950 01:00:53,946 --> 01:00:56,680 Whoo! 951 01:00:56,682 --> 01:00:59,849 ♪ There she goes ♪ 952 01:01:01,319 --> 01:01:02,584 There you go. 953 01:01:02,586 --> 01:01:04,686 Oh, God! That was good! 954 01:01:12,495 --> 01:01:14,394 So what'll he do to you? 955 01:01:14,396 --> 01:01:17,697 Well, he'll want to talk about it. 956 01:01:17,699 --> 01:01:19,765 Talk? That's it? Just talk? 957 01:01:19,767 --> 01:01:23,635 Days and nights of talking. Marathon talking. 958 01:01:23,637 --> 01:01:25,803 About how and why we can build from a new foundation. 959 01:01:25,805 --> 01:01:29,406 I'll probably go off my nut. Hey, you two. 960 01:01:30,876 --> 01:01:33,509 Oh, it's been some years, all right. Where ya been? 961 01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:39,847 It's good to see the two of you together. 962 01:01:39,849 --> 01:01:43,483 I didn't think you were gonna make it. 963 01:01:43,485 --> 01:01:47,453 I guess we did cause a few scenes around here. 964 01:01:47,455 --> 01:01:50,756 Yeah, you cleared the place out pretty good. 965 01:01:50,758 --> 01:01:53,458 How long you been married now? 966 01:01:54,861 --> 01:01:58,095 It would have... 25 years. 967 01:01:59,098 --> 01:02:01,765 Twenty-five glorious years. 968 01:02:01,767 --> 01:02:03,900 Well, good for you. 969 01:02:03,902 --> 01:02:08,070 Most people just don't want to put in the work, do they? 970 01:02:08,072 --> 01:02:10,439 Is that all it takes? 971 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,074 Anyway, happy 25th. 972 01:02:13,076 --> 01:02:15,910 You know, I believe this is your song. 973 01:02:15,912 --> 01:02:16,412 ♪ 974 01:02:21,516 --> 01:02:24,917 ♪ I used to walk with you ♪ 975 01:02:24,919 --> 01:02:27,986 ♪ Along the avenue ♪ 976 01:02:27,988 --> 01:02:33,791 ♪ Our hearts were carefree and gay ♪ 977 01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:39,463 ♪ How could I know I'd lose you ♪ 978 01:02:39,998 --> 01:02:44,533 ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪ 979 01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:51,572 ♪ The friends we used to know ♪ 980 01:02:51,574 --> 01:02:54,841 ♪ Would always smile hello ♪ 981 01:02:54,843 --> 01:03:01,180 ♪ No love like our love they'd say ♪ 982 01:03:01,182 --> 01:03:07,786 ♪ Then love slipped through our fingers ♪ 983 01:03:08,755 --> 01:03:13,857 ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪ 984 01:03:13,859 --> 01:03:17,694 ♪ I should forget ♪ 985 01:03:17,696 --> 01:03:21,197 ♪ But with the loneliness of night ♪ 986 01:03:21,199 --> 01:03:24,967 ♪ I start remembering ♪ 987 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:28,436 ♪ Everything ♪ 988 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:32,039 ♪ You're gone and yet ♪ 989 01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:34,741 ♪ There's still a feeling ♪ 990 01:03:34,743 --> 01:03:40,179 ♪ Deep inside that you will always be ♪ 991 01:03:40,748 --> 01:03:44,983 ♪ Part of me ♪ 992 01:03:44,985 --> 01:03:49,587 ♪ So now I look for you ♪ 993 01:03:49,589 --> 01:03:52,923 ♪ Along the avenue ♪ 994 01:03:52,925 --> 01:03:59,795 ♪ And as I wander I pray ♪ 995 01:03:59,797 --> 01:04:06,968 ♪ That someday soon I'll find you ♪ 996 01:04:06,970 --> 01:04:11,072 ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪ 997 01:04:14,911 --> 01:04:18,512 ♪ Somewhere along ♪ 998 01:04:18,514 --> 01:04:24,884 ♪ The way ♪ 999 01:04:32,893 --> 01:04:34,709 Yeah. 1000 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:36,526 And this is from someone that you expect to be a mature person. 1001 01:04:37,530 --> 01:04:40,130 It's unforgivable. That's all. 1002 01:04:40,132 --> 01:04:45,134 Thanks for seeing me home. At least someone's a gentleman. 1003 01:04:45,136 --> 01:04:49,138 Am I? One of the last. 1004 01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:53,775 Then why am I being treated so contemptuously? 1005 01:04:53,777 --> 01:04:56,844 It's 3:00 in the morning. She can't pick up a phone? 1006 01:04:57,279 --> 01:04:58,778 Have another drink. 1007 01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:00,513 No. No, I... 1008 01:05:00,515 --> 01:05:03,983 - Come on! - What the hell? 1009 01:05:03,985 --> 01:05:08,753 I'm beginning to understand how you feel. 1010 01:05:09,188 --> 01:05:11,288 Oh, you can't. 1011 01:05:13,091 --> 01:05:15,958 You can't possibly imagine... 1012 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:20,162 what it's like to be somebody's ex-wife in this town. 1013 01:05:20,164 --> 01:05:26,134 Even if it comes to that, which it won't, Rowena, you're successful. 1014 01:05:28,538 --> 01:05:33,641 You invented the Greek Revival look. You're in demand. 1015 01:05:33,643 --> 01:05:37,911 They're probably ripping my card out of every Rolodex as we speak. 1016 01:05:37,913 --> 01:05:41,214 Rowena, that's ludicrous. 1017 01:05:41,216 --> 01:05:44,717 You are one of the most beautiful women... 1018 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,920 that I've ever seen. 1019 01:05:49,089 --> 01:05:51,322 You think so? 1020 01:05:51,324 --> 01:05:55,192 Mmm. Yes. 1021 01:06:07,606 --> 01:06:11,240 Uh, your weddin' rings. Left them on the sink. 1022 01:06:13,244 --> 01:06:14,576 Thank you. 1023 01:06:14,578 --> 01:06:20,581 Hey, don't worry. Your parents aren't going to leave us up here forever. 1024 01:06:21,951 --> 01:06:24,985 Hey, you want some water? Yeah. 1025 01:06:24,987 --> 01:06:28,755 I'm sure they'll spring us by morning, you know. 1026 01:06:29,758 --> 01:06:31,824 Thanks. 1027 01:06:31,826 --> 01:06:34,892 No bubbles or nothin', but... 1028 01:06:37,162 --> 01:06:39,642 How do you know I like bubbles? 1029 01:06:44,735 --> 01:06:48,603 I could tell you, but I think you'd get mad. 1030 01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:50,045 At this point, I really doubt it. 1031 01:06:55,144 --> 01:06:59,345 Okay. That night your mom took you out to dinner on your 21st? 1032 01:07:01,215 --> 01:07:03,081 I was on the ledge. 1033 01:07:04,751 --> 01:07:07,718 How? We were four stories up. 1034 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,086 You don't believe me? 1035 01:07:10,088 --> 01:07:12,955 Okay. You were wearin' this, um, 1036 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:18,826 this white clingy dress thing with a... 1037 01:07:19,261 --> 01:07:22,028 low cut... 1038 01:07:22,030 --> 01:07:25,297 Yeah, you look really good in that. 1039 01:07:25,299 --> 01:07:28,300 How come you don't wear that now? 1040 01:07:28,301 --> 01:07:31,302 If you really want to know, it's because I need to lose a couple of pounds. 1041 01:07:31,305 --> 01:07:34,973 - What? - I do. Keith says I do. 1042 01:07:34,975 --> 01:07:38,109 - He's crazy. - No, no. He's right. 1043 01:07:38,111 --> 01:07:40,377 No, he's wrong. You're perfect. 1044 01:07:48,387 --> 01:07:51,988 Can I ask you something? 1045 01:07:52,724 --> 01:07:55,057 Yeah. Sure. 1046 01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:59,227 Don't you feel guilty... I mean, when you take those pictures of people... 1047 01:07:59,229 --> 01:08:02,363 Don't you feel like you're stealing someone's private moment? 1048 01:08:03,699 --> 01:08:06,266 Nah. I love what I do. 1049 01:08:07,936 --> 01:08:10,336 My dad and my brothers, 1050 01:08:10,338 --> 01:08:13,672 they pack meat for a living. 1051 01:08:13,674 --> 01:08:18,809 Nobody ever thought I was gonna make it in show business, you know? 1052 01:08:18,811 --> 01:08:20,410 They all think I'm nuts. 1053 01:08:21,813 --> 01:08:25,114 But, uh, I'm gonna open up my own studio. 1054 01:08:26,283 --> 01:08:29,150 I don't know when, but, uh... 1055 01:08:29,152 --> 01:08:32,386 I'm gonna do celebrity portraits, you know? 1056 01:08:32,388 --> 01:08:35,822 Not like now. I mean, they're gonna let me. 1057 01:08:37,859 --> 01:08:40,826 Hmm. 1058 01:08:40,828 --> 01:08:42,893 I hope it happens for you. 1059 01:08:45,697 --> 01:08:47,863 Yeah, me too. 1060 01:08:50,467 --> 01:08:54,002 Well, good night, Joey. 1061 01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:59,406 Yeah, good night. 1062 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:30,268 Oh, God. What are you doing here? 1063 01:09:30,270 --> 01:09:34,105 Don't tell me you don't remember. Oh. 1064 01:09:34,107 --> 01:09:36,240 I certainly wish I didn't. 1065 01:09:36,242 --> 01:09:38,976 You got what you wanted. 1066 01:09:38,978 --> 01:09:43,146 How dare you. You're the one who lunged. 1067 01:09:43,148 --> 01:09:46,949 You started it. You smoldered. 1068 01:09:46,951 --> 01:09:50,085 That was the last enthusiasm you showed for anything, I might add. 1069 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:53,020 I was hardly inspired. 1070 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:57,157 I told you. I have to be on the bottom. I have a bad back. 1071 01:09:57,859 --> 01:09:59,525 Among other things. 1072 01:10:00,494 --> 01:10:03,261 All right, just stop this. 1073 01:10:03,263 --> 01:10:06,430 Stop this right now. Look. 1074 01:10:06,432 --> 01:10:09,399 I don't care what you think or what I think. 1075 01:10:09,401 --> 01:10:13,602 This didn't happen! I am a newlywed. 1076 01:10:15,405 --> 01:10:17,438 She's certainly in for a treat. 1077 01:10:25,414 --> 01:10:27,347 Housekeeping. 1078 01:10:27,349 --> 01:10:31,017 Uh, yeah. 1079 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,118 Come in! Come in! 1080 01:10:36,590 --> 01:10:38,389 Good morning! 1081 01:10:38,391 --> 01:10:40,324 Good mornin'. 1082 01:10:40,326 --> 01:10:44,093 Well, I see nobody got lucky. 1083 01:10:45,896 --> 01:10:51,399 All right, honey. What we did wasn't very nice. I admit it. 1084 01:10:51,401 --> 01:10:53,901 But there was a reason. 1085 01:10:53,903 --> 01:10:57,537 Your father and I just wanted one more night. That's all. 1086 01:10:57,539 --> 01:11:00,573 Just one more night without people bursting in on us... 1087 01:11:00,575 --> 01:11:04,410 and screaming and yelling and threatening suicide. 1088 01:11:04,412 --> 01:11:07,079 It made us so happy. 1089 01:11:07,081 --> 01:11:09,915 It was the happiest I've been since it was okay to take drugs. 1090 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:11,616 If you print that, I'll kill ya. 1091 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:18,321 Anyway, you'll be thrilled to know that... 1092 01:11:18,323 --> 01:11:20,256 I'm ready to go home. 1093 01:11:23,194 --> 01:11:24,393 Really. 1094 01:11:27,331 --> 01:11:29,664 Can I have the phone, please? 1095 01:11:31,234 --> 01:11:33,300 You gonna forgive me? 1096 01:11:33,302 --> 01:11:36,069 Never, as long as I live. 1097 01:11:36,071 --> 01:11:39,605 Well, at least you're honest. 1098 01:11:39,607 --> 01:11:43,575 She gets that from me, you know. I know. 1099 01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,480 Where have you been all night? 1100 01:11:49,482 --> 01:11:53,417 Walking. Then why aren't you wet? 1101 01:11:53,419 --> 01:11:55,719 It's been raining all night, and you're dry. 1102 01:11:55,721 --> 01:11:58,521 What are you, my wife? 1103 01:11:59,390 --> 01:12:00,689 Hello? 1104 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:02,624 Keith, it's Molly. 1105 01:12:02,626 --> 01:12:05,360 Well, finally! Oh, thank God! 1106 01:12:05,362 --> 01:12:08,263 It's Mommy! 1107 01:12:08,264 --> 01:12:11,165 One would have thought you might have had the courtesy to locate and pick up a phone. 1108 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:13,567 Well, it wasn't really my fault. 1109 01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:18,304 Hello, Keith? It's my fault. 1110 01:12:18,306 --> 01:12:20,372 I imprisoned her in a room overnight. 1111 01:12:20,374 --> 01:12:22,694 Tell her... I don't believe that. 1112 01:12:23,143 --> 01:12:25,109 He doesn't believe me. 1113 01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:28,212 It's fine. 1114 01:12:28,214 --> 01:12:34,084 Keith, it's a really long story. Tell Alan I'm bringing Mom home now. 1115 01:12:34,086 --> 01:12:37,420 This is an incredibly unacceptable beginning. 1116 01:12:37,422 --> 01:12:42,257 When you come, I believe I'm entitled to a very detailed explanation. 1117 01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:50,498 He was so cold. 1118 01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:54,134 I've never heard him like that. 1119 01:12:54,136 --> 01:12:58,138 If that's how he is on day two, you might want to bail. 1120 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,673 Mom, I don't want to hear about it. 1121 01:13:00,675 --> 01:13:05,611 Let's just go, all right? I'm... I'm ready. 1122 01:13:05,613 --> 01:13:08,380 Oh, honey, you don't have to take your mother's advice, 1123 01:13:08,382 --> 01:13:12,083 but I wouldn't go back to my angry husband looking like that. 1124 01:13:12,085 --> 01:13:14,218 Mom had better lend you a dress. 1125 01:13:14,220 --> 01:13:17,554 Let's see. What do we have in our magic box today? 1126 01:13:17,556 --> 01:13:19,222 No, that's for me. 1127 01:13:19,224 --> 01:13:22,058 I feel completely ridiculous. Who wears this color? 1128 01:13:22,060 --> 01:13:25,294 I wear that color. It's too sexual for midday. 1129 01:13:25,296 --> 01:13:27,296 Come on, honey. You look great. 1130 01:13:27,298 --> 01:13:29,531 Yeah, you look, uh, nice. 1131 01:13:33,770 --> 01:13:35,136 Mother, don't. 1132 01:13:40,709 --> 01:13:42,542 I just have to say good-bye. 1133 01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:44,377 Mother! 1134 01:13:50,184 --> 01:13:52,584 Well... This was... 1135 01:13:52,586 --> 01:13:54,519 Oh, it was. 1136 01:13:54,521 --> 01:13:57,255 I'm glad we... Oh, me too. 1137 01:13:57,257 --> 01:14:00,224 I think it definitely served its purpose. 1138 01:14:14,239 --> 01:14:17,673 No. No, no... Oh! Oh! 1139 01:14:18,442 --> 01:14:20,375 Okay! 1140 01:14:20,377 --> 01:14:24,212 Oh, Lilly. I can't go back. I can't either. 1141 01:14:24,214 --> 01:14:26,614 I mean ever. I never meant to leave you. 1142 01:14:26,616 --> 01:14:30,784 I still love you, Lilly. I never loved anybody else in my whole life. 1143 01:14:31,353 --> 01:14:33,286 Come here, baby. 1144 01:14:40,527 --> 01:14:42,126 God. 1145 01:14:43,762 --> 01:14:45,595 Ah, ya chump. 1146 01:14:45,597 --> 01:14:46,097 ♪ 1147 01:14:57,141 --> 01:14:58,740 ♪ Baila conmigo ♪ 1148 01:15:01,611 --> 01:15:03,444 ♪ Baila conmigo ♪ 1149 01:15:06,382 --> 01:15:09,249 ♪ Baila al son de mis cimbales ♪ 1150 01:15:11,253 --> 01:15:15,454 ♪ Baila al son de la conga ♪ 1151 01:15:16,290 --> 01:15:18,657 Look at them. 1152 01:15:18,659 --> 01:15:22,327 Just crashing those people's wedding. 1153 01:15:23,330 --> 01:15:27,198 They don't seem to mind. 1154 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:30,334 You know, it kind of reminds me of your weddin'. 1155 01:15:31,804 --> 01:15:33,603 ♪ Baila conmigo ♪ 1156 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:38,934 ♪ Baila conmigo ♪ Givin' up, huh? 1157 01:15:40,277 --> 01:15:43,677 Yeah. Yeah, I'm givin' up. 1158 01:15:45,414 --> 01:15:47,514 So, uh, you want me to give you a ride somewhere? 1159 01:15:47,516 --> 01:15:50,250 No. Thanks. 1160 01:15:50,252 --> 01:15:52,785 I'm just not ready. 1161 01:15:55,456 --> 01:15:57,556 Keith? 1162 01:15:57,558 --> 01:16:00,325 I can't face him. I... 1163 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:05,930 He's already furious at me, and now he'll be more furious. 1164 01:16:07,466 --> 01:16:11,234 I failed. I won't bring him back, 1165 01:16:11,236 --> 01:16:14,637 and he won't get elected, and it'll be my fault. 1166 01:16:18,843 --> 01:16:21,810 Uh, miss? Yeah. Uh, we need a drink here. 1167 01:16:21,812 --> 01:16:24,512 ♪ Miss? 1168 01:16:24,514 --> 01:16:26,480 What's her problem? 1169 01:16:27,182 --> 01:16:30,316 That happens to me a lot. 1170 01:16:30,318 --> 01:16:33,485 It does, huh? Yeah. Where is that... 1171 01:16:33,487 --> 01:16:37,254 ♪ 1172 01:16:39,925 --> 01:16:42,892 Stand up. Why? 1173 01:16:42,894 --> 01:16:45,461 Take that off. Come on. 1174 01:16:45,463 --> 01:16:48,764 Come on. Just take it off. Put my dad's on. How ya doin'? 1175 01:16:49,466 --> 01:16:51,833 Okay. 1176 01:16:51,835 --> 01:16:53,935 I look like an idiot. 1177 01:16:58,675 --> 01:17:02,843 Do you mind if I say something? Yeah. A lot. 1178 01:17:02,845 --> 01:17:06,813 I think a little change in your appearance might help your problem with women. 1179 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:10,349 What problem with women? 1180 01:17:10,351 --> 01:17:13,385 Shut up. Okay. 1181 01:17:23,862 --> 01:17:25,703 Just wait. Come on. 1182 01:17:26,664 --> 01:17:28,830 Aw, for cryin' out loud. 1183 01:17:36,239 --> 01:17:40,441 Just... wait. Just wait. 1184 01:17:48,584 --> 01:17:50,383 It's not bad. 1185 01:17:50,385 --> 01:17:51,984 Yeah? 1186 01:17:54,688 --> 01:17:58,556 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1187 01:17:58,558 --> 01:18:00,524 ♪ Okay. 1188 01:18:00,526 --> 01:18:03,443 Here she comes. 1189 01:18:03,444 --> 01:18:06,361 - Try it again. - Just smile. Don't leer. 1190 01:18:07,398 --> 01:18:10,665 ♪ Miss? 1191 01:18:10,667 --> 01:18:15,336 Yes, sir? Uh, vodka grapefruit for the lady. 1192 01:18:15,338 --> 01:18:19,806 Sure. I'm not even gonna ask how you knew that. 1193 01:18:19,808 --> 01:18:22,675 Did you see that? 1194 01:18:22,677 --> 01:18:25,811 I bet if I went to a restaurant right now, they would seat me. 1195 01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:28,814 Have you been helped, sir? 1196 01:18:28,816 --> 01:18:32,350 Uh, yes, I have. Thank you. 1197 01:18:32,552 --> 01:18:34,852 Wow! 1198 01:18:34,854 --> 01:18:37,955 I could get used to this. Whew. 1199 01:18:37,957 --> 01:18:40,958 Whoo! Ooh! 1200 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,360 Oh! 1201 01:18:47,899 --> 01:18:51,967 Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ Hup, hup, ooh ♪ 1202 01:18:51,969 --> 01:18:54,936 There they are. Over there. 1203 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,641 Ooh! 1204 01:18:59,643 --> 01:19:02,443 Enjoying yourself, Mother? Ooh, I'm having a ball! 1205 01:19:02,445 --> 01:19:04,878 Look at you! You cleaned up nice. 1206 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:06,880 Come on, paparazzi. Let's see what you got. 1207 01:19:06,882 --> 01:19:09,682 You wanna dance with me? Sure. Can ya? 1208 01:19:09,684 --> 01:19:11,083 Yeah, I can hold my own. 1209 01:19:11,085 --> 01:19:15,053 Prove it! Easy on the jacket, cockroach. 1210 01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:18,189 Yes, sir. Okay. 1211 01:19:18,191 --> 01:19:21,625 ♪ Cantero, canamero ♪ 1212 01:19:31,002 --> 01:19:32,901 ♪ Uh ♪ 1213 01:19:33,837 --> 01:19:35,570 Molly? ♪ Uh ♪ 1214 01:19:35,572 --> 01:19:37,605 Come on, Dad. This is so embarrassing. 1215 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:39,573 Bad mood, huh? 1216 01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,942 I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Let's dance. 1217 01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:44,844 No, Dad, please. I have so many things on my mind. 1218 01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:48,948 Molly, honey, look, I think I've been pretty good about this whole Keith thing. 1219 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:51,984 I'm not going to lecture you about love, commitment and marriage, 1220 01:19:51,986 --> 01:19:54,586 because I've blown every one of them. 1221 01:19:54,588 --> 01:19:58,590 Don't you want to have some fun? Did you ever think about that? 1222 01:19:58,592 --> 01:20:01,225 Are you gonna have fun on the campaign trail with him, 1223 01:20:01,227 --> 01:20:05,862 smiling at some sewage plant opening or going to a $1,000-a-plate dinner... 1224 01:20:05,864 --> 01:20:08,531 where the wives are wallpaper? 1225 01:20:08,533 --> 01:20:12,935 I just want you to have fun for five minutes before you settle for that. 1226 01:20:12,937 --> 01:20:16,872 And I want you to dance with the old man. 1227 01:20:16,874 --> 01:20:19,908 Come on. You know you can't resist it. Oh. 1228 01:20:19,910 --> 01:20:21,609 You know what I'm gonna give ya? Uh-huh. 1229 01:20:21,611 --> 01:20:23,911 I'm gonna give ya... ♪ Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪ Right. 1230 01:20:23,913 --> 01:20:25,979 ♪ Make that turn and let's go ♪ 1231 01:20:49,203 --> 01:20:54,572 I told you, Rowena. They're at the Majestic. Molly said she's bringing them back. 1232 01:20:54,574 --> 01:20:56,840 I don't know when. Imminently. 1233 01:20:58,643 --> 01:21:01,710 She is not a lying slut! And you should talk... 1234 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:07,282 I believe they'll be back momentarily. Yes, I do. 1235 01:21:07,284 --> 01:21:10,551 Yes... I don't need to listen to this! 1236 01:21:10,553 --> 01:21:14,621 There's no talking to her! What is it with you two? 1237 01:21:14,623 --> 01:21:16,989 You're worse than my patients. 1238 01:21:19,259 --> 01:21:22,927 They're not coming. All right. 1239 01:21:22,929 --> 01:21:24,728 All righty! 1240 01:21:24,730 --> 01:21:26,730 We're going. We're all going. 1241 01:21:26,732 --> 01:21:30,166 We're gonna round 'em up and lasso 'em and drag 'em back here like cattle. 1242 01:21:30,168 --> 01:21:32,601 Is that what you want? Yeah! 1243 01:21:34,805 --> 01:21:36,671 ♪ Gente del fuego ♪ 1244 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,674 ♪ Gente del fuego ♪ 1245 01:21:41,677 --> 01:21:44,077 Whoo! ♪ Gente del fuego ♪ 1246 01:21:45,046 --> 01:21:47,146 Sorry! 1247 01:21:48,682 --> 01:21:51,882 ♪ Gente del fuego ♪ 1248 01:21:53,685 --> 01:21:55,618 ♪ Gente del fuego ♪ 1249 01:21:57,221 --> 01:21:59,254 ♪ Gente del fuego ♪ 1250 01:22:10,966 --> 01:22:13,833 Ya-hoo! Hoo! Hoo! 1251 01:22:13,835 --> 01:22:17,002 ♪ 1252 01:22:21,641 --> 01:22:25,175 ♪ River of days ♪ Should we, uh... 1253 01:22:26,278 --> 01:22:28,878 ♪ Ocean of night ♪ Yeah. 1254 01:22:30,882 --> 01:22:33,916 ♪ We drift away ♪ 1255 01:22:35,352 --> 01:22:39,253 ♪ All of our lives ♪ 1256 01:22:41,323 --> 01:22:45,591 ♪ Years I sailed ♪ 1257 01:22:45,593 --> 01:22:49,661 ♪ Many miles from shore ♪ 1258 01:22:49,663 --> 01:22:52,296 ♪ Until I looked ♪ 1259 01:22:52,298 --> 01:22:56,199 Ooh. Where'd you learn this? From a girl. 1260 01:22:56,201 --> 01:23:00,269 Oh? All right. My sister. 1261 01:23:02,106 --> 01:23:05,273 Look, uh, big surprise. 1262 01:23:05,275 --> 01:23:10,744 I mean, women never really went for me all that much. 1263 01:23:10,746 --> 01:23:15,181 Maybe it's your chosen profession. Nah. 1264 01:23:15,183 --> 01:23:19,018 I think it's the things I say and do. 1265 01:23:19,020 --> 01:23:22,755 Well, they're all lookin' at ya now. 1266 01:23:22,757 --> 01:23:26,091 You could have any girl in this place you want. 1267 01:23:26,093 --> 01:23:28,726 No, I can't. Yeah, ya can. 1268 01:23:32,064 --> 01:23:35,131 No. I can't. 1269 01:23:38,069 --> 01:23:42,004 Oh. Joey. 1270 01:23:42,006 --> 01:23:43,705 Look, I know. I'm not stupid. 1271 01:23:43,707 --> 01:23:46,641 It is not because I don't think you're... 1272 01:23:47,844 --> 01:23:50,711 I mean, you really are very, very... 1273 01:23:50,713 --> 01:23:53,354 Yeah, thanks. You don't have to... I do. 1274 01:23:54,215 --> 01:23:59,050 It's... It's just, uh... I'm married. 1275 01:23:59,052 --> 01:24:01,252 It's definitely a problem. 1276 01:24:01,254 --> 01:24:03,654 I mean, even if I wasn't, Joey, I... 1277 01:24:03,656 --> 01:24:06,690 Our styles are like... Completely. 1278 01:24:06,692 --> 01:24:08,925 Wrong. 1279 01:24:08,927 --> 01:24:12,361 We'd drive each other just... 1280 01:24:13,097 --> 01:24:16,064 Loony Tunes? 1281 01:24:16,066 --> 01:24:19,067 It would never work. It'd never work. 1282 01:24:20,136 --> 01:24:24,671 ♪ And go free ♪ 1283 01:24:24,673 --> 01:24:30,777 ♪ One shining moment ♪ 1284 01:24:30,779 --> 01:24:35,014 ♪ The instant I looked at your face ♪ 1285 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:39,684 ♪ For one shining moment ♪ 1286 01:24:39,686 --> 01:24:43,286 ♪ For a lifetime along the way ♪ 1287 01:24:44,422 --> 01:24:46,922 Oh, my goodness. Huh? 1288 01:24:46,924 --> 01:24:49,724 What do you call that? Oh. 1289 01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,292 ♪ One shining moment ♪ 1290 01:24:53,261 --> 01:24:56,695 The two-day itch? 1291 01:24:56,697 --> 01:25:01,699 As long as she's distracted, why don't we take this as our cue? 1292 01:25:01,701 --> 01:25:03,367 To run away? Yeah. 1293 01:25:03,369 --> 01:25:06,236 We can't just ride into the sunset. Where would we live? 1294 01:25:06,238 --> 01:25:09,472 Venice, Newark. I don't care. 1295 01:25:09,474 --> 01:25:12,708 Don't you think we should at least say something to our spouses? 1296 01:25:12,710 --> 01:25:14,910 Why? We've come this far. 1297 01:25:14,912 --> 01:25:18,980 You want to be just totally irresponsible? Totally. 1298 01:25:18,982 --> 01:25:23,884 Unless you don't want... No, no, no, I just thought... 1299 01:25:23,886 --> 01:25:28,755 I was just thinking that maybe we do sort of owe them something. 1300 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:32,158 You mean you owe Rowena something? No, no, sweetness. 1301 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,194 I would never say anything like that. Good. 1302 01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:39,431 But it does seem like the gentlemanly thing to do 1303 01:25:39,433 --> 01:25:42,033 to tell her it's over after 14 years. 1304 01:25:42,035 --> 01:25:46,270 Why? You were with me 12. You went straight to Fiji with her and never came back. 1305 01:25:46,272 --> 01:25:49,139 That was after I found Alan luxuriating in my bathrobe. 1306 01:25:49,141 --> 01:25:51,074 I beg your pardon. 1307 01:25:51,076 --> 01:25:54,811 It was after I found one of Rowena's bright red hairs in my bed! 1308 01:25:54,813 --> 01:25:58,414 The bitch sheds like a sheepdog. Lilly. Lilly. 1309 01:25:59,283 --> 01:26:02,416 I know. Okay. 1310 01:26:04,887 --> 01:26:09,055 But you could have left me a friggin' note. 1311 01:26:09,057 --> 01:26:14,026 Goddamn it, Lillian. All right. I'm sorry. 1312 01:26:14,028 --> 01:26:17,162 I think this is a subject best left alone forever. 1313 01:26:17,164 --> 01:26:20,398 Spoken like the guilty party. Here we go, huh? 1314 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,366 Never mind. No, no, no, no. 1315 01:26:22,368 --> 01:26:24,768 You want to talk about it, darling? No. 1316 01:26:24,770 --> 01:26:27,871 Good. 1317 01:26:27,873 --> 01:26:30,807 Because I'm not the one who went on Joan Rivers... 1318 01:26:30,809 --> 01:26:35,211 on national television and told her that "I finally found... 1319 01:26:35,213 --> 01:26:38,047 a real man in my life." 1320 01:26:38,049 --> 01:26:41,517 Don't you think you could have served me the papers before you did that? 1321 01:26:43,187 --> 01:26:47,789 And don't you think it would have been utterly fabulous... 1322 01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:53,094 if you had asked me for a divorce before Rowena printed the invitations? 1323 01:26:53,096 --> 01:26:57,231 I told you a thousand times I had nothing to do with that. 1324 01:26:57,233 --> 01:27:00,200 You went through with it! So did you! 1325 01:27:00,202 --> 01:27:03,136 You want to go back? Me? How about you? 1326 01:27:03,138 --> 01:27:06,038 You backpedal a mile a minute! Here we go. 1327 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:09,041 You wanna go back to that nipped and tucked trophy wife of yours! 1328 01:27:09,043 --> 01:27:12,811 You're a witch, Lillian! Am I? Am I a witch? 1329 01:27:12,813 --> 01:27:15,564 Yeah! Take that, you shit! 1330 01:27:15,565 --> 01:27:18,316 Don't worry. I've been through this 100 times. There's nothing you can do. 1331 01:27:18,318 --> 01:27:19,850 I hate you. You know what you are? 1332 01:27:19,852 --> 01:27:22,586 You are the high priestess of hysteria! 1333 01:27:22,588 --> 01:27:24,921 How dare you? I'm not hysterical! 1334 01:27:24,923 --> 01:27:27,490 You're hysterical. Your veins are bulging! I hope your sutures pop! 1335 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:30,359 - Come on, you two. - Get outta here! 1336 01:27:30,361 --> 01:27:32,994 I hope your face shrivels up! 1337 01:27:32,996 --> 01:27:36,163 I hope your gonads shrivel up and drop off and make terrible noises! 1338 01:27:36,165 --> 01:27:39,833 What is this? It's not, uh... 1339 01:27:39,835 --> 01:27:42,135 Okay, it is. This is about a picture? 1340 01:27:42,137 --> 01:27:44,971 N-No. What? Another picture of my mother? 1341 01:27:44,973 --> 01:27:49,574 I was going to. I thought about it, but I didn't. 1342 01:27:49,576 --> 01:27:52,176 Well, I don't believe you. 1343 01:27:52,178 --> 01:27:54,478 Molly? 1344 01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:58,048 You're demented, Lilly! I thought you were on my side! 1345 01:27:58,050 --> 01:28:01,284 I am on your side! Me drag you? You're nymphomaniacal! 1346 01:28:01,286 --> 01:28:06,289 You were the aggressor! I know why! You wanted to ruin my beautiful marriage! 1347 01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:09,625 Yeah, 'cause you wouldn't trust anybody that wasn't wavin' a Yale diploma! 1348 01:28:09,627 --> 01:28:11,960 If that's what you think, then you don't know me! 1349 01:28:11,962 --> 01:28:14,562 If you were half a man! I am half a man! 1350 01:28:14,564 --> 01:28:17,298 The wrong half! Oh, yeah? 1351 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:19,900 I'm twice the man you'll ever be! I hate you! 1352 01:28:19,902 --> 01:28:25,239 You're a hard-boiled... I'd like to hard-boil your balls! 1353 01:28:32,981 --> 01:28:36,282 Alan, take me home. 1354 01:28:48,461 --> 01:28:52,663 Lillian, I just want you to know I don't hold this against you. 1355 01:28:52,665 --> 01:28:55,165 I can completely empathize. 1356 01:28:55,167 --> 01:29:00,269 I've been working constantly, giving to everyone else but you. 1357 01:29:00,271 --> 01:29:03,205 I'm actually... I'm grateful to you for... 1358 01:29:03,207 --> 01:29:07,409 reminding me how much I value our marriage. 1359 01:29:07,411 --> 01:29:12,580 I want you to tell me everything I did wrong that led you to do this. 1360 01:29:12,582 --> 01:29:17,318 Molly, I'm sorry I was so short. 1361 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:22,256 That's... That's okay. I never should have hired him. 1362 01:29:22,258 --> 01:29:25,592 That was a pretty desperate decision. 1363 01:29:25,594 --> 01:29:28,561 I know. I'm sorry. 1364 01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:33,365 And I forgive you. 1365 01:29:33,367 --> 01:29:37,102 You do? Sure. He didn't get any pictures. 1366 01:29:37,104 --> 01:29:41,572 I think this whole thing is going to blow over without a trace. 1367 01:29:43,275 --> 01:29:48,311 Or is it something fundamental? Is it something I can't change? 1368 01:29:48,313 --> 01:29:51,480 You think my head's too big for my body? No. But I mean... 1369 01:29:54,551 --> 01:29:57,451 I understand if you want to leave me. 1370 01:29:57,453 --> 01:30:03,122 I do. I did get you kind of unfairly in the first place. 1371 01:30:03,124 --> 01:30:05,190 I was pretty ruthless about it. 1372 01:30:05,192 --> 01:30:09,727 Oh, but I loved you so much. 1373 01:30:09,729 --> 01:30:14,731 And now that it's happened to me, I have to face myself. 1374 01:30:15,467 --> 01:30:18,334 Maybe I deserve this. 1375 01:30:18,336 --> 01:30:20,469 Balls, Rowena. Cut to the chase. 1376 01:30:20,471 --> 01:30:23,791 Are we back together? Not if you keep this shit up. 1377 01:30:28,078 --> 01:30:29,811 Well, I guess we missed the plane. 1378 01:30:29,813 --> 01:30:33,581 It's all taken care of. I got us on a flight in the morning. 1379 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:36,483 What happened, happened. The present is now. 1380 01:30:36,485 --> 01:30:39,486 Uh... I'm not going to wallow, recriminate. 1381 01:30:39,488 --> 01:30:41,654 Because we're ventilating. We're interfacing. 1382 01:30:41,656 --> 01:30:44,390 We're really building from a new foundation. 1383 01:30:44,392 --> 01:30:48,460 Sometimes the inner child just says, "Change me. 1384 01:30:48,462 --> 01:30:50,495 I've gone poo. Change me." 1385 01:30:50,497 --> 01:30:55,232 Maybe your inner child just wants to throw a toy. 1386 01:30:55,234 --> 01:30:56,700 Where's your room? 1387 01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:59,135 Uh, over there. 1388 01:31:02,606 --> 01:31:05,173 We have a little time, 1389 01:31:05,842 --> 01:31:08,275 if you want to lie down? 1390 01:31:08,277 --> 01:31:11,144 Oh, um, uh... 1391 01:31:11,146 --> 01:31:13,279 Alan wanted me to walk his dogs. 1392 01:31:13,281 --> 01:31:16,181 So... Yeah. 1393 01:31:16,183 --> 01:31:20,251 Okay. Well, I'm beat. 1394 01:31:20,253 --> 01:31:23,254 Okay, well, I'm gonna walk the dogs, so... 1395 01:31:41,405 --> 01:31:43,505 Taxi? 1396 01:32:02,791 --> 01:32:07,626 No, Rowena. I do not want to renew our wedding vows. 1397 01:32:09,463 --> 01:32:11,195 Dad, it's me. 1398 01:32:13,832 --> 01:32:15,398 Oh, hi, Molly. 1399 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:17,633 Come on in. 1400 01:32:25,375 --> 01:32:27,241 Came to say good-bye, huh? 1401 01:32:27,243 --> 01:32:30,344 Yeah. Yeah. 1402 01:32:30,346 --> 01:32:32,813 How come you're not working on your computer? 1403 01:32:32,815 --> 01:32:35,315 I like this old thing better. 1404 01:32:35,317 --> 01:32:38,918 I always did better work on this. I thought before I typed. 1405 01:32:41,455 --> 01:32:46,590 Look, I, um, I wanted to apologize... 1406 01:32:46,592 --> 01:32:48,892 for intruding on you and Mom the way I did. 1407 01:32:48,894 --> 01:32:52,562 I never should have... You did me a favor. Really. 1408 01:32:52,564 --> 01:32:54,530 Well, it was none of my business. 1409 01:32:54,532 --> 01:32:57,866 I should have let you... Molly, you were right. 1410 01:32:57,868 --> 01:32:59,868 You're always right. 1411 01:32:59,870 --> 01:33:04,305 Don't you know you're the only sane one in this entire circus? 1412 01:33:04,707 --> 01:33:06,673 Yeah, well, I... 1413 01:33:08,443 --> 01:33:12,878 I've been thinking a lot about what you said about me. 1414 01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,614 The Matsons are here. 1415 01:33:15,616 --> 01:33:20,351 Just one moment, please, Rowena! I'm sorry, honey. Go ahead. 1416 01:33:21,354 --> 01:33:23,787 What you said about not settling... 1417 01:33:25,991 --> 01:33:28,925 and about having some fun before... 1418 01:33:29,961 --> 01:33:32,861 Daddy, I don't think I've had very much fun. 1419 01:33:32,863 --> 01:33:35,396 No, Molly, honey, don't listen to me. 1420 01:33:35,398 --> 01:33:38,932 You should never listen to me. Don't you know that by now? 1421 01:33:38,934 --> 01:33:40,967 Look at me today. 1422 01:33:40,968 --> 01:33:43,001 I'm on the dance floor with this woman who's out to destroy me, 1423 01:33:43,004 --> 01:33:44,837 thinking I'm having fun. 1424 01:33:44,839 --> 01:33:47,673 She's feeding me arsenic, and I don't even know it. 1425 01:33:47,675 --> 01:33:51,977 Believe me, you don't want to do what I did. 1426 01:33:51,979 --> 01:33:54,913 So you think it's better to settle for something... 1427 01:33:54,915 --> 01:33:56,614 even though you know in your heart it's... 1428 01:33:56,616 --> 01:33:58,816 Dan... Oh. 1429 01:34:00,553 --> 01:34:02,519 Hello, Molly. 1430 01:34:02,521 --> 01:34:05,421 Uh, Dan, we're gonna lose our reservation. 1431 01:34:13,529 --> 01:34:15,862 Well, you don't want to lose your reservation. 1432 01:34:28,676 --> 01:34:30,776 Mmm. 1433 01:34:36,949 --> 01:34:40,583 Are you okay? Me? Oh, I'm perfect. 1434 01:34:42,019 --> 01:34:43,885 Everything here is fine. 1435 01:34:45,355 --> 01:34:47,621 We had a long talk last night. 1436 01:34:47,623 --> 01:34:51,858 A long, long, long talk. 1437 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:56,362 He's being a saint. Really, I'm fabulous. I'm terrific. 1438 01:34:56,364 --> 01:34:58,831 Good morning, Molly. Good morning. 1439 01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:03,335 Oh, honey, how are you feeling? Are we out of bagels? 1440 01:35:03,337 --> 01:35:06,404 I'll get you some. Oh, no, don't bother! 1441 01:35:06,406 --> 01:35:08,739 Listen to you. Feed the dogs. 1442 01:35:08,741 --> 01:35:10,774 We're communicating? Oh, yes. 1443 01:35:10,776 --> 01:35:13,610 She's such a caretaker, huh? 1444 01:35:13,612 --> 01:35:17,981 Now, come on. Just stay open to the idea of liver and kidney. 1445 01:35:17,983 --> 01:35:21,084 Don't close yourself off. You can only imagine. 1446 01:35:22,887 --> 01:35:27,889 So how are you and Keith? Did you do it? None of your business. 1447 01:35:27,891 --> 01:35:29,624 In other words, no. 1448 01:35:29,626 --> 01:35:32,827 I'd like to try it just once without my mom in the next room. 1449 01:35:32,829 --> 01:35:36,797 Oh, be that way. Ooh, you're gonna miss your flight. 1450 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:43,703 Honey? 1451 01:35:44,806 --> 01:35:47,006 Oh, honey. 1452 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:51,376 Do you want Mommy to take you to the airport in her big vulgar limo? 1453 01:35:54,447 --> 01:35:56,480 I cannot believe you brought her. 1454 01:35:56,482 --> 01:36:00,517 She's depressed. Have you ever seen her wear black? 1455 01:36:00,519 --> 01:36:03,386 I thought we might start to explore the concept of privacy. 1456 01:36:03,388 --> 01:36:05,354 It's gonna be two more minutes. Probably less. 1457 01:36:05,356 --> 01:36:07,723 They're gonna be boarding already. 1458 01:36:07,725 --> 01:36:10,159 We shouldn't have done this. 1459 01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:12,594 She wanted to say something before I let you drag me out. 1460 01:36:12,596 --> 01:36:15,363 All right! 1461 01:36:15,365 --> 01:36:17,665 Did you know about this? No. 1462 01:36:17,667 --> 01:36:19,366 He's never seen me off anywhere in my whole life. 1463 01:36:19,368 --> 01:36:23,769 But not with anger. Anger is such a cheap emotion. 1464 01:36:24,138 --> 01:36:26,004 I gotta go. 1465 01:36:26,006 --> 01:36:28,606 Mother, don't. Lillian. 1466 01:36:28,608 --> 01:36:33,410 This is potentially a backsliding situation. You have a choice. 1467 01:36:33,412 --> 01:36:38,114 Dan, let's go. She doesn't have exclusive rights to our daughter. 1468 01:36:38,116 --> 01:36:39,582 Only morally and legally. 1469 01:36:39,584 --> 01:36:41,784 She's an adult. She's free to reject you. 1470 01:36:41,786 --> 01:36:43,452 I'm not putting up with this. 1471 01:36:43,454 --> 01:36:46,071 You had to ruin this for me. 1472 01:36:46,072 --> 01:36:48,689 I couldn't possibly have any fatherly interest. I'm here to create a scene. 1473 01:36:48,692 --> 01:36:50,658 Absolutely. That's right, Lillian. 1474 01:36:50,660 --> 01:36:52,660 The world revolves around you. 1475 01:36:52,662 --> 01:36:55,162 You clearly think so, otherwise you wouldn't be stalking me. 1476 01:36:55,164 --> 01:36:57,864 I wouldn't stalk you if... That's it! Stop it! 1477 01:36:58,533 --> 01:37:01,200 You're both crazy. 1478 01:37:01,201 --> 01:37:03,868 Why don't you accept that your marriage is over and get on with your lives? 1479 01:37:03,871 --> 01:37:07,405 Stop infecting the rest of us with your bad taste and immaturity. 1480 01:37:07,940 --> 01:37:09,039 Oh, no. 1481 01:37:09,041 --> 01:37:11,908 Bad taste? Immaturity, huh? 1482 01:37:11,910 --> 01:37:13,676 You should talk, you little weenie. 1483 01:37:13,678 --> 01:37:15,477 You been married two whole days? 1484 01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:17,946 This is what we talked about. Toxic parents. 1485 01:37:17,948 --> 01:37:21,816 See what she's married? A pompous little ass. Patronizing. 1486 01:37:21,818 --> 01:37:24,018 My parents knew how to set an example. 1487 01:37:24,020 --> 01:37:26,086 Like your father and those twinkie models? 1488 01:37:26,088 --> 01:37:28,422 Is that what's ahead for my Molly? 1489 01:37:28,423 --> 01:37:30,757 You have the gall to tell me I'm an unfit partner for your daughter... 1490 01:37:30,759 --> 01:37:32,558 when your own marriage was a joke? 1491 01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:34,760 I know how to be a husband. 1492 01:37:36,430 --> 01:37:37,962 Oh, do you? 1493 01:37:40,433 --> 01:37:43,500 Rowena. 1494 01:37:43,502 --> 01:37:45,435 You're shedding again. 1495 01:37:45,437 --> 01:37:48,004 Stop. You're looking under rocks. 1496 01:37:48,006 --> 01:37:51,707 This is bullshit! I, I... I'm really angry! Let's just go. 1497 01:37:51,709 --> 01:37:53,642 They're all certifiable. 1498 01:37:53,644 --> 01:37:57,078 So that's where you were all night! 1499 01:37:57,080 --> 01:38:00,848 I, I... I am not gonna dignify this. 1500 01:38:00,850 --> 01:38:03,450 I'm not. Since when do you ever want to do it? 1501 01:38:03,452 --> 01:38:07,121 Molly, this is total poison. You know me better than that. 1502 01:38:07,123 --> 01:38:08,956 I thought I did. 1503 01:38:08,958 --> 01:38:11,558 You! You're the one who hasn't accounted for last night. 1504 01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:13,927 She was with me. 1505 01:38:18,099 --> 01:38:20,999 What are you doing here? Look. 1506 01:38:21,001 --> 01:38:23,701 What? You want another picture of my mother? 1507 01:38:23,703 --> 01:38:26,970 There she is. Go for it. No! 1508 01:38:26,972 --> 01:38:28,705 I-I want you. 1509 01:38:34,579 --> 01:38:36,078 Did you sleep with him? 1510 01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:39,114 This is the final boarding call... Molly... 1511 01:38:39,116 --> 01:38:44,752 for American Airlines, Flight 395, service to Los Angeles and Honolulu. 1512 01:38:44,754 --> 01:38:48,054 Mom, Dad, can I speak with you for a moment, please? 1513 01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:52,724 Please. 1514 01:38:55,028 --> 01:38:57,128 Dan? 1515 01:38:58,931 --> 01:39:01,364 This is exactly what I was afraid of. 1516 01:39:01,366 --> 01:39:03,199 Why did you bring her here? 1517 01:39:07,138 --> 01:39:10,739 I want you to do something for me. 1518 01:39:10,741 --> 01:39:12,821 I want you to go on my honeymoon. 1519 01:39:16,145 --> 01:39:20,347 Oh, look. You're never gonna get over each other. You know that. 1520 01:39:20,349 --> 01:39:23,649 So why don't you just fly out of here and deal with it? 1521 01:39:25,152 --> 01:39:27,852 What do ya say? 1522 01:39:33,826 --> 01:39:36,892 Well, Lilly, are you game? 1523 01:39:38,729 --> 01:39:41,796 Always. ♪ At last ♪ 1524 01:39:41,798 --> 01:39:44,665 Thanks, baby. 1525 01:39:44,667 --> 01:39:47,267 I love you both very much. ♪ My love has come along ♪ 1526 01:39:49,070 --> 01:39:51,203 We love you too, honey. 1527 01:39:51,205 --> 01:39:54,406 ♪ My lonely days are over ♪ 1528 01:39:57,978 --> 01:40:01,112 ♪ And life is like a song ♪ What did you do? 1529 01:40:01,114 --> 01:40:03,947 Dan! Dan! Oh, butt out. 1530 01:40:05,884 --> 01:40:08,684 You're gonna pay for this! 1531 01:40:08,686 --> 01:40:11,286 Molly? What are you doing? 1532 01:40:11,288 --> 01:40:14,856 Annulling your ass. ♪ The skies above are blue ♪ 1533 01:40:14,858 --> 01:40:18,259 Good! My father was right! 1534 01:40:18,261 --> 01:40:20,961 Hey, Joey! ♪ Here we are in heaven ♪ 1535 01:40:20,963 --> 01:40:22,329 ♪ In heaven ♪ 1536 01:40:23,265 --> 01:40:26,799 ♪ For you are mine at last ♪ 1537 01:40:29,870 --> 01:40:34,205 Should never have bought that third dog. He's gonna pay for this. 1538 01:40:34,207 --> 01:40:39,343 Good. You got your picture. 1539 01:40:39,345 --> 01:40:41,345 You got what you wanted. 1540 01:40:41,347 --> 01:40:44,815 So maybe you should just take your film and... 1541 01:40:56,227 --> 01:40:58,627 Wonderful. 1542 01:40:58,628 --> 01:41:01,068 I should have seen this coming. I'm glad I found out now. 1543 01:41:01,831 --> 01:41:04,097 This is my wife! 1544 01:41:05,066 --> 01:41:08,467 Oh, this is lovely. Beautiful. 1545 01:41:08,469 --> 01:41:12,070 Oh, fine. Good riddance! ♪ I found a dream ♪ 1546 01:41:12,972 --> 01:41:14,938 You're just like them! 1547 01:41:14,940 --> 01:41:17,840 ♪ That I could speak to ♪ Not yet. 1548 01:41:17,842 --> 01:41:20,843 Enjoy your life as a photographer's assistant! 1549 01:41:20,845 --> 01:41:23,846 - Come on. - Crazy liberals. 1550 01:41:23,848 --> 01:41:25,848 ♪ And here we are ♪ ♪ Here we are ♪ 1551 01:41:25,850 --> 01:41:30,185 ♪ We are in heaven ♪ ♪ In heaven ♪ 1552 01:41:30,187 --> 01:41:34,489 ♪ For you are mine ♪ 1553 01:41:34,491 --> 01:41:41,496 ♪ At last ♪ 1554 01:42:08,290 --> 01:42:11,090 ♪ I saw you last night ♪ 1555 01:42:11,992 --> 01:42:15,993 ♪ And got that old feelin' ♪ 1556 01:42:17,329 --> 01:42:20,063 ♪ When you came in sight ♪ 1557 01:42:20,065 --> 01:42:25,434 ♪ I got that old feelin', dear ♪ 1558 01:42:26,437 --> 01:42:29,104 ♪ The moment you danced by ♪ 1559 01:42:30,774 --> 01:42:33,541 ♪ I felt the thrill ♪ 1560 01:42:35,077 --> 01:42:38,912 ♪ And when you caught my eye ♪ 1561 01:42:38,914 --> 01:42:41,547 ♪ My heart stood still ♪ 1562 01:42:41,549 --> 01:42:45,551 ♪ Yes, once again I seem ♪ 1563 01:42:45,553 --> 01:42:50,922 ♪ To feel that old yearnin' ♪ 1564 01:42:52,058 --> 01:42:55,459 ♪ And I knew the spark of love ♪ 1565 01:42:55,461 --> 01:43:00,297 ♪ Was still burnin' ♪ 1566 01:43:00,299 --> 01:43:05,068 ♪ There'll be no new romance for me ♪ 1567 01:43:05,070 --> 01:43:08,337 ♪ It's foolish to start ♪ 1568 01:43:08,339 --> 01:43:13,474 ♪ But that old feelin' ♪ 1569 01:43:13,476 --> 01:43:16,310 ♪ Is still in my heart ♪ 1570 01:43:16,312 --> 01:43:20,147 ♪ Yes, I saw you last night ♪ 1571 01:43:20,149 --> 01:43:26,185 ♪ And got that old feelin' ♪ 1572 01:43:26,187 --> 01:43:28,587 ♪ When you came in sight ♪ 1573 01:43:28,589 --> 01:43:33,058 ♪ Mama, I got that old feelin', babe ♪ 1574 01:43:33,060 --> 01:43:38,596 ♪ Yes, the moment you danced by ♪ 1575 01:43:39,365 --> 01:43:41,598 ♪ I felt a little thrill ♪ 1576 01:43:42,500 --> 01:43:46,335 ♪ Yes, when you caught my eye ♪ 1577 01:43:46,337 --> 01:43:49,237 ♪ Baby, my heart stood still ♪ 1578 01:43:49,239 --> 01:43:51,872 ♪ Baby, baby, oh ♪ 1579 01:43:51,874 --> 01:43:54,574 ♪ And once again I seem ♪ 1580 01:43:54,576 --> 01:44:00,279 ♪ To feel that old yearnin' ♪ 1581 01:44:00,281 --> 01:44:03,615 ♪ And I knew the spark of love ♪ 1582 01:44:03,617 --> 01:44:08,219 ♪ Was still burnin' ♪ 1583 01:44:08,221 --> 01:44:13,056 ♪ Yes, there'll be no new romance for me ♪ 1584 01:44:13,058 --> 01:44:16,259 ♪ It's foolish to start ♪ 1585 01:44:16,261 --> 01:44:21,563 ♪ For that old feelin', babe ♪ 1586 01:44:21,565 --> 01:44:26,234 ♪ Is still in my heart ♪ 1587 01:44:30,306 --> 01:44:34,341 ♪ Baby, it's still in my heart ♪ 1588 01:44:38,980 --> 01:44:41,480 ♪ 1589 01:44:50,390 --> 01:44:52,189 ♪ Baila conmigo ♪ 1590 01:44:55,127 --> 01:44:58,361 ♪ Baila al son de mis cimbales ♪ 1591 01:44:59,630 --> 01:45:04,132 ♪ Baila al son de la conga ♪ 126541

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