All language subtitles for Years.and.Years.S01E02.BRRip.x264-ION10

This programme contains some
strong language and some scenes
of a sexual nature.

You watch me. I'll be back. She is
a monster. I think she's brilliant.

She's calling him Lincoln.
Congratulations, Great-Grandmother.

These people are refugees,

which means they're allowed
to seek asylum.

My name is Viktor. Viktor Goraya.

I'm transhuman.

I'm going to escape this thing
and become digital.

Come back to bed.

You have sex with your robot!

Darling! Darling!

America, they've fired
a nuclear missile.

NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

What happens now?!

ALARM RINGS IN DISTANCE

All right, stop!

You can stop the alarm, thank you.

Oh, God. I give up.

Signor!

You can stop the alarm, Signor!

SIGNOR: Alarm stopped.
Thank you.

The last time we had an alarm
in this kitchen, we all thought

the world was coming to an end,
so that's quite enough.

Do you wish to be reminded
of the reason for the alarm?

Oh, well, yes.

I was coming to that.

The alarm is a reminder
for Edith Lyons...

SHE GASPS
Oh, yes! Yes!

Call the family.

Oh, I know. Calling family link.

Is that right? Calling family link.

We're all here, Gran. We're waiting.

It's a big moment.

Some of us have got work to do.

Happy as ever, Celeste. It's lovely
to hear your voice, Muriel.

Where are the boys? Are they
with us? Dan, are you on the link?

Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm here.

Hey! What are you doing?
No, no, no, no! We're not... No!

LAUGHTER
Just don't!

I'm glad we haven't got vision.

Are you with us, Rosie?

I keep telling the boys we all used
to watch TV on Saturday mornings.

Doesn't exist any more.
Well, this is better than cartoons.

Shush! She's on!

ON TV: We can interview someone
who was actually a witness

to that terrible event on Hong Sha,
political activist Edith Lyons.

Tell me a little bit
about that time.

Oh. Six months ago, we all thought
we were going to die...

That's what I just said.
Shush, Gran!

..and then we realised the day
after Hiroshima, what happened -

sun came up, people got out of bed,

they went to work,
a nuclear bomb exploded,

and the West just carried on.

And China backed down,
but with 45,000 dead.

And that's why we need these
sanctions against America.

They turned a trade war
into an actual war.

She doesn't understand a thing.

And who pays the price? Me.

Your auntie's an idiot.

You were in Vietnam. Is that right?

For the explosion. Then we took a
ship and we sailed towards Hong Sha.

We took this footage with drones.

Look - there were people!

The bomb goes off and that's all
they leave behind, is the shadow.

What's she like? Edith?

Bit serious.

Yeah, but when you were kids.
Yeah. Serious even then.

I don't know. She's older than I am.

She was more friends
with Stephen, really.

We went Interrailing once, but

she wanted to sleep on beaches
and go to markets

and find things to smoke.

I just wanted a nice hotel.

Is she rich?

I'd like to know. Why do you think?

Cos she's famous.
Not really.

This is Channel India.
There must be five of us watching.

She lives on a boat.

Yeah, but there's like 15 onboard.
Bet it's stinking.

If I could ask, what's the range of
your drones? What does that matter?

We estimate they've got
a range of five miles, so...

So you took your ship five miles
off the coast of Hong Sha

within two days of the explosion?

What? She said 50 miles.

She said she was safe.

Were you poisoned by radiation?

I think you should focus on
the victims within China itself.

We calculate, at the very least,
you were exposed to

one gray of radiation,
so the damage has been done.

You might have limited your lifespan
to another 20 years.

So? That could take me to 60.

Then it's true.

Yeah.

She tells us on TV?!

Oh, my God, she's an idiot!

Gran, stop watching!
Turn it off.

Signor, call Edith Lyons now.
End link. Calling Edith Lyons.

Is she dying? Is Auntie Edith dying?

Hm? Eventually.

VOICE MAIL: This is Edith's phone.
Leave a message.

Edith, we're all watching.

You promised me you were safe.

Yeah, thanks very much, Edith.

What a way to let us know,
eh, on TV?

Gran? You OK?

OK. That might be true,
but never mind me.

Hong Sha Dao will have consequences
for all of us,

and it terrifies me because
the world keeps getting hotter

and faster and madder,
and we don't pause.

We don't think. We don't learn.

We just keep racing
to the next disaster,

and I keep wondering what's next.

Where are we going?
When's it ever going to stop?

President Pence has defied
the United Nations.

But we're making it worse.

The more we impose sanctions, the
more America swings to the right.

OK. Putin - president for life.

Xi Jinping - president for life.

And now Pence - just a puppet.
Trump is still in charge.

These old men are in power forever.

CHEERING

Remind us what charities
you've been playing for.

Mine's a children's hospice
in Coventry.

And mine's to build a statue for all
the horses killed in World War I.

The bird population across Britain
has fallen by 50%,

because the insect population
has fallen by 80%.

That's 80% in 30 years.

# Happy birthday to you... #

CHEERING

So that's it. I'm out of work.
My bosses are basically Americans.

With all these sanctions,
they're going to withdraw.

You'll get a payoff, though.
They're saying no.

They're saying,
"Take us to court. Tough!"

I need to free up some capital,
so we'll have to sell this house.

We're downsizing.
We just need somewhere small.

I'm not moving! I'm not!

It's a phenomenon that's
being called "Towntime".

The 2000s saw a huge move
to work from home,

but people at home basically
eat and masturbate.

So, Towntime calls for a return
to the office job -

Monday morning, 9am.

It's my honour to declare the
drone park officially open!

APPLAUSE, DRONES BUZZ

Good luck! Bon voyage!

Don't go to my house!

I'm not in!

As MP to the Northern Powerhouse,
I promise that for every job lost,

there will be a job gained.

This fleet of drones will be
the pride of Manchester.

As you can see...

SCREAMING

Oh, my God! Have you just seen?
My MP's been decapitated!

It's terrible news about Archie,

but I can't help
feeling it's symbolic.

I hereby declare,
with the greatest of respect,

that I will be standing in the
by-election for his constituency.

Seriously?

I'm watching her now -
Viv Rook.

So, she's going to be my MP?

No, she isn't. I told you.

Don't you dare vote for her.

I will give you money not to vote.

All right, then. That's a deal.

Right, got to go.
Pay me in cash. Bye!

You know she owns us, don't you?
Viv Rook?

Now they've privatised housing,
we're part of Stonerock Holdings.

And on the board...

COMPUTER BEEPS

Oh, my God - she's my boss!

This is my chance at last...

..to honour my country
and to serve it.

KNOCK ON WINDOW

Your greenhouse, it's not very safe.

SHE CHUCKLES

People have been
saying that for years.

I got a man in to look at it,

but part of it fell on his head.

He never came back.

You should be careful, though.

Viktor, all of the money
in this house was my father's.

And he lost it in 1976.

We haven't been able to afford
this place ever since.

Let it rot - gently.

I'll survive.

Dan said about your parents...

Yeah. ..they reported you
to the police.

In fairness, they thought
it was their duty.

They're Christians.

I mean, it genuinely hurts them.

Do you forgive them?

I have to try.

Rubbish.

They're disgusting.

Your mother and father are
disgusting people. Is that clear?

I'm not without prejudice myself.

I don't like Londoners.

And I don't like people
who wear sunglasses indoors.

But you...

..you're beautiful -

in the eyes of Christ
and in the eyes of myself.

Is that clear? Have you got that?

Yes. And you're very welcome here
for the rest of your life.

Oh, don't cry!

You're not going to get
a hug or anything.

Thank you.

I thought this would be nice -
just the two of us.

Hey, now that you're working,
we can be ladies who lunch.

That's great. Thanks very much.
Can I take a drinks order?

We'll just have a look.
Give us a couple of minutes?

I want you to explain. Your dad said
you offered to pay rent,

but there really is no need,
honestly.

I've got work until the autumn.

Height of Essence isn't pulling out
until October,

so there's no emergency.

We won't starve. And after that...

Well... Well, maybe you can
give me advice.

When I went to university, they said
accountancy was a job for life.

But now - thanks to your lot -

artificial intelligence can do
my job in one second flat.

I'm going to be quite literally
redundant in every way.

Will you call me? Sorry?

Will you call me?
You mean telephone you?

Yes. When? Now.

But you're sitting right here.
This is why I wanted to have lunch.

Will you just phone me? Now?

PHONE RINGS

Hello, Bethany speaking. Hello.

Are you phoning for Bethany? Yes.

What are you doing? This is Bethany.
Can you hear me?

Well, you're right in front of me.

But can you hear me down the phone?

Oh, my gosh!

This is me, on the phone.

I had it implanted.
My hand is the phone.

I can walk, and talk, cos I'm on the
phone - the phone inside my hand.

I am the phone.

This is what phones are
going to be from now on.

I have integrated.

Thank you for your call.

Subdermal implants.

They charge themselves with motion
like a self-winding watch.

And it's on the 22 network.

I get signal across 95% of
UK mainland, 98 by next year.

When I phoned you, it was ringing.

YOU were ringing.

That's the speaker.

So small! OK, but...

When did you get this done?

That course in Winchester?
I had one finger done every night.

I still need to choose a handset,
to phone out. Look.

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

Hi!

OK. But, look, I can't believe you
had surgery without telling me!

Skinplants - not surgery.

And I knew you'd be cross.

But I'm 18, and you had that tattoo
when you were 18,

and it's the same sort of thing.

And I wanted to ask you...

Will you do me a favour? What?

Will you tell Dad? Oh, sweet....

Please, will you tell Dad for me?

Good evening.

Good evening, sir.

Can I get a litre of non milk?
Thanks.

Anything else? Er...

Thought a shag might be nice.

Nothing I can do about that, sir.

Oh!

Well, I'll just go home
all alone, then.

Well, you're a bit ugly, sir.

I am. It's very sad.

Goodnight, sir.

Goodnight.

MOANING

THEY LAUGH
All right... What are you doing? Ah!

Get off! Get off!

Yeah. Go on, go on, go on.
You want it? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
CRASHING

HE LAUGHS

MOANING, LAUGHTER

ON TV: And next month, it will be
one year since Hong Sha Dao,

and the shock waves continue
around the world -

with instability still rocking
the banking system.

Thanks, but I'm not stopping.

I haven't got long. I'm supposed
to be on lunch duty, so...

Well, there it is.

Yeah. Didn't even miss it.
It only cost 20 quid, that.

You're the only man I know
with ten different watches.

You don't wear the same shirt...
BOTH: ..all the time, do you?

So how are things? OK?

Yeah, not bad. Nice and busy.

What about you? Hm?
How is he? The boy?

He's only six years younger.

That is so hot! Oh, stop it.

I just thought if you could
sign those papers.

We're trying to get Viktor
this Leave to Remain thing.

And if I'm divorced, it might help.

I was honestly bringing you
the watch... Dan!

You shat on me - in front
of everyone. Remember?

So I don't have the slightest wish
to stay married to you, OK?

I'll sign it.

Sorry.

It's almost a year ago now.

Well, two weeks' time.

Gran's still insisting on a party.

That's one thing I won't miss.

Standing there freezing politely.

I keep telling her, it's not
just her birthday weekend now -

it's commemorating 40,000 dead.

And it's a barbecue. Yeah, I know.

THEY LAUGH

HE LAUGHS

So what's the status now then, hmm?

HE SPEAKS WITH ACCENT:
Viktor. My name is Viktor.

Still classified as an asylum
seeker. That hasn't changed.

What, and he's allowed
to live with you? Yep.

Mm-hm.

The house is a mess now.
It would drive you mad.

HE SPEAKS WITH ACCENT:
Viktor!

It's still tough. He's not allowed
a job or anything.

I mean, he's working part time
to stop him going mad,

but it's all cash in hand.

He's got a degree in economics,

but he's stuck working in the petrol
station.

I tell you what, though.

Do you know what the good thing is?

He gets free pasties
when the sell-by date is up.

They give them away!
Oh, you love pasties.

I do! I get free pasties.

Well, look. Um, I am glad
you're happy.

Thank you.

Really, I am.

Thanks.

Hiya. Sorry, my app's frozen.
It's pump number two. Thanks.

Uh-huh.

£120. Thank you.

Anything else, sir?

No, that's everything. Thanks.

This weekend will be marked
by services up and down the country

to remember Hong Sha Dao on the
first anniversary of the explosion.

And American embassies have been
surrounded by crowds

protesting at the events
of this time last year.

Campaigning will be suspended
for the day.

My thoughts and prayers

are with Beijing.

Hey! Happy Birthday.

Although technically it's not
till tomorrow,

so if you don't survive the night,
I'll have it back!

Now then, sweetheart, if your mum
and dad want to move house,

you can always come and live here,
can't you?

Who loves you? I do.

Oh, well, that helps enormously.
Well done.

Happy birthday, Muriel.

Did you hear, Bethany got promoted?
I didn't know that.

Isn't that good? Marvellous -
whatever that job is.

She's data mining.

Yeah, I know what it is,
but I don't know what it is!

I have a rule.

No-one is allowed to stare
at my daughter's hand.

Beth, show me your hand. Right.
Hand down again.

That's it's. I've had enough
of people staring.

It turns out the calls
are twice the price.

You didn't ask about that.

Where's Rosie? She's not here yet?

She said she'd be late.
Lincoln had a bit of a tum.

Now I looked and looked and
looked for chocolate,

but you just can't find
it any more.

I thought, this year - no TV.

Even when the boys arrive.

TV off, because that thing
scared us to death last year.

I mean, let's be honest,
it was terrifying.

I actually thought I could
see you all perish.

My own family,
right in front of me -

so I might have said
some silly things.

I know I did - and I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Well, now, maybe you won't
need to stay away for a whole year.

We didn't do it on purpose.

Been busy, that's all.

Oh. Stephen said not so busy.

What about the house?
Is there any news?

Um, that Mr Yamagata liked it,
so I think we've found a buyer.

Hey, I was going to ask, do you
think I should move my money

with all this fuss about the banks?

Er, financial advice off me costs
£300 an hour,

thank you very much.

Nah, you should be all right.
You haven't got 85 grand, have you?

God, no.

That'd be nice.

Anything less than 85, you're
insured by the government.

So you should be fine.
I said that'd be nice -

not because I want him for his
money.

Just the sex. Endless sex.

Thank you. Once you've been loved
by a Lyons.

Oh, my God!

Is it bad, though - for the banks?

It's these sanctions against
America. It's ridiculous.

Might as well take out sanctions
against ourselves.

We are American. Our business is
American, our culture's American.

We're certainly not European,
are we?

PHONE VIBRATES
Oh.

Oh. Here we go, Gran.

That's Rosie. Right now, Muriel.
Put that down.

Let's go out and see her.
Come on.

She knows her way in.
She's here every week.

Come on! Let's go and say hello.
Let's go, let's go.

HE WHISTLES

Hi, Gran! Hello. Here we are, then.

Surprise!

THEY LAUGH

Oh!

Aw!

Oh, you silly girl!

Oh!

Your mother should be here.

Careful - she's radioactive!

All right, yeah.

SHE LAUGHS

We can't just have any old barbecue,
not with Edith home.

Let's make it nice and special.
Oh, cos Edith's special.

She's so special.

We are just dirt.

I love Edith more than anything in
the world - don't you?

You'll get a clip in a minute.

Seven years. It's been ages.
Does it feel weird being back?

Little bit, yeah.

Viktor's nice.

Sexy!

Bethany's a bit odd.
You know she wants be a robot.

Mmm. Am I all right,
staying at yours?

Cos Gran says I can stay here.

Oh, my God! You'd die
in this place.

Course you can.
You can get to know the boys.

How long for? Dunno.

Not sailing off on a mission?

Er, yeah. It's all gone a bit
sour. It's so stupid.

It's that footage we took
at Hong Sha.

People think we sold it for lots
of money. Do they?

That's terrible.

Ah. Trouble is, some people
on the boat think we should,

so I might just step away
and have a think.

And it's weird. You know -
this radiation...thing.

You feeling all right, though?
Yeah.

But one day, the clock's ticking -

maybe it's time I did something
with my life instead of shouting.

Just...not sure what.

So come on, Edith. Tell me
stories of the high seas.

What's the best place you think
you've been? Oh, don't do that!

It's a bit like an interview, Gran.

Well, I don't know where to start.
You've been away for so long.

You see online? The North Pole
melted. Like, it's gone.

You should tell people about that.
Well, yes, I could - but I did.

There's not much point any more.

Oh, don't say that.

No, but really, no, like, we keep
saying you've got ten more years

to sort out climate change,

you've got ten more years
to sort out flooding,

you've got ten more years
to sort out the rainforest.

We've been saying that for 30
years. But it's too late.

We've run out of time.
Everyone knows it.

You can recycle and campaign
and go on marches.

We ARE going to flood and burn
and starve.

And we won't die. I'm not saying
that the human race is going to
carry on living on plateaus.

SHE LAUGHS

Like shepherds - little villages,
maybe with a computer in a hut -

you can go and visit once
a week, and then go back

to growing your little patch
of corn.

You might be digging out some rocks
and singing Elvis to yourself -

or the Beatles - but you won't
know who they are any more.

Just folk songs from long ago.

So nice to have you back.
THEY LAUGH

Edith! Don't listen, kids.

I'm saying let's have fun.

Sod it. Enjoy it now.

Cos...I...

..got...this...

..in Japan!

Slightly under the counter -
it's that new synthetic alcohol.

Oh, my God! It's supposed
to be lethal.

Yeah, but that's the point -

that it's designed to cut out
all the by-products,

so you just get completely
plastered with no hangover.

Does it work? Well, Celeste -
there's only one way to find out!

INDISTINCT CHATTER

# He drinks a whisky drink,
he drinks a vodka drink

# He drinks a lager drink,
he drinks a cider drink

# He sings the songs that remind him
of the good times

# He sings the songs that remind him
of the best times

# I get knocked down
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy,
Danny Boy

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get knocked down,
but I get up again

# You are never gonna keep me down

# I get... #

SHE SNORES LIGHTLY

I think that alcohol needs a bit
of work.

I looked it up - like,
the wind direction

in the days after Hong Sha,

and your angle of approach,
fallout patterns, and things.

I think you got a bigger
dose than you said.

I think you might have ten years.

Did you know you can live forever?

HE SPEAKS HIS OWN LANGUAGE

That's right, darling.

What's he saying?

HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY

PHONE CHIMES

HE GROANS

Ooh, no, no! You'll drop it.

It... Give it here.

Don't move.

Stay there.

Oh!

Well, that's got to be fake.

Fake news.

Bang on midnight.

"Message from the Home Office."

As if they'd text.

"Our records show you may not
have leave to remain in the UK."

You should tell your friends
that's not funny.

Black coffee, I think.

I'll see you next week.
And take care -

I'm not sure you're fit to drive.

The focus group can officially
declare alcosynth does not work!

Oh, God, I feel bad!

And sort out that text.

Tell them it should be illegal using
the words Home Office like that.

Will do. See you, Gran.

I think it's real. Yeah.

I looked online.

There's many people saying
text at midnight.

Well, we've been privatised
with the same system - date changes

at midnight, automated texts
go ping.

It's real.

Don't worry.

I'll phone Yvonne.

Honestly, I'm fine.

Don't go to any fuss. I can sleep
on a settee.

No, there's plenty of space,
cos Lincoln, if you put

your things in Lee's room,
then you two can share

and if you're really, really good,

we could get bunk beds.
I'm having the top bunk!

Right, go and put your clothes
in that bottom drawer.

Lee, go and make some room -
five minutes.

Why do kids love bunk beds?

Knock knock! Only me.

Careful - got sore heads.

My sister tried to poison us
last night. This is Edith.
This is Lesley from down the hall.

Ah, the missing sister. Hello.

Aren't you supposed to be dying?

Well, I mean, aren't we all,
in the end?

Well, you look good on it!

I just got that coupon.

It's good till Friday.

I can't stop. I'm on the 3.15.
See you tonight, though - yeah?

Yeah. And that's Poppy.

She's six months old, aren't you,
Poppy? Hello! Hello.

I'll leave you to it.

Good luck. Hope you don't die.

Thanks! I'll do my best.

That was her. That's Poppy.

What do you mean? I told you.
Poppy...

Don't you read any of your e-mails?

The little girl - THE Poppy.
That was her.

So they did a scan and Poppy had
a gap in her spine, just like me,

so they went in and fixed it.
In the womb? Yeah.

It's amazing, isn't it? They've been
doing that for years but now they
can grow the nerve tissue.

They can cultivate it inside
and fix it completely.

I mean, she's only six months -
we'll see how it goes, but really,
that's it -

spina bifida cured - almost.

And is that...OK?

It's brilliant.
I mean, look at her. She's gorgeous.

But - she was gorgeous before.

Gives me the shivers a bit.

Can't say that to Lesley, cos
once they start fixing people,

where do they stop? Too tall? Too
short?

Do they want to fix ME?

I think I'm brilliant.
I don't want fixing.

How much did it cost?

Well, that's the thing.

She was on the programme,
so it was free.

But the NHS can't afford
stuff like that.

So who's going to get fixed?

Only the billionaires.

So...

..you're worried about people you
don't like, buying something

you don't want.

Yeah, I think. Is that right?

I don't know.
ROSIE LAUGHS

God, the world got complicated!

Hester Babatunde?

The phrase to watch out
for is "live discreetly".

Technically, homosexuality
isn't illegal in Ukraine,

so if they say you can live
discreetly, they can say you're safe

to be returned.

You mean, I should be not
discreet with this? Indiscreet.

It's not the gay thing. You got
out because they registered

him as a dissident. Unofficially.

We can't prove that, so I'm going to
use everything.

I could wear a dress!

That would help!

Viktor Goraya?

Right. You got everything? Yep.

Good luck.

HE EXHALES

HE EXHALES

They've detained him. I'm sorry.

I need to get back to the office.
I can make an appeal by six o'clock.

Sorry, where is he?
He's been detained.

Right, so where is he now?

Back there in a holding room
but then they're going to move him.

What do you mean, detained? Detained
for how long?

Well, he's been detained - that's
it. That's why I need to get back.

You mean he's been arrested?
Well, no. But in effect, yes.

What happened? They did what?

They say he's been working
at a petrol station for money,

so he's broken his conditions.

I'm not even going to ask you if
that's true. I'm just going back to
work.

OK, so where is he now? He's in a
holding room, but then they're
taking him to Three Bridges.

That's near Gatwick. Taking him
away? Yeah. Where to?

It's a centre called the Three
Bridges, near Gatwick. Right, OK.

OK, so, well - can I see him now?

He hasn't gone already, has he?
Can I see him?

They won't allow it.
But I work for the council.

I'm not just anyone. I'm in housing,
I move people all the time.

I know the system. I'm allowed to
see him.

Daniel, you can't. Listen to me.
Trust me. Don't piss them off.

OK. So what happens?
What are they going to do?

They want to deport him.
No, but they tortured him.

You know, in the Ukraine -
they tortured him.

So where is he?

They're taking him to a place called
the Three Bridges Centre in London.

It's just outside Gatwick.
They're taking his phone off him.
But that's not legal.

They can remove the phone if it has
a camera or internet access -

which is every phone in the world.
Who's got his phone? How are they
allowed to have his phone?

That phone belongs to him, so who's
got it right now? Where is it?

I need to get back to the office.

He's going where?

Three Bridges. It's a centre like
Yarl's Wood, near Gatwick.

He's on his way now.
It's ridiculous.

I've got it here.

It says, "Three Bridges is a removal
centre." Does that mean...?

It's near Gatwick.

You go there to be removed.

They can't deport someone in a
single day.

Oh - your little world.

He's not that far from you. I'll be
there by half six. Get us a pizza.

We should be moving
in a month or so.

The first man came back,
Mr Yamagata.

He offered the asking price, so off
we go. Oh, except Ruby.

I'm not moving. I'm really not.

Pizza with lemon does not work.

That house in Chancellor Row fell
through, so we might have to

rent for a couple of months,
which is a bit of a hassle, but...

..gives me time to look for work.

How much did this place go for?

2.6 million.

Oh, my God!

London!

PHONE RINGS

Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, on, on. Hold on.

Hello? Hello?

Hey! Guess where I am.

I know where you are. I'm like a
world expert on Three Bridges now.
You OK?

Whose phone is this?

They give you a phone with £10
credit. Not allowed my old one.

No, I know, I know. But what's
happened to your proper phone?

Who's got it? Did they take it? Did
they bag it?

Did they give you a receipt? Because
that's really not their property.

Do you know where it is?
I don't really care about the phone.

No.

You OK?

Yeah.

I didn't even say goodbye.

So anyway, I'm down here in London.
I'm not far away.

I'm staying with Stephen.

I've got your clothes. Just shoved
them in.

First thing tomorrow, I'll make
an appointment to see you.

You can't. Well, tough - because I
can, and I will.

It takes 24 hours to make an
appointment, and they're flying me

out at 7.00am.

It's 12 hours' time.

No, Yvonne's put in an appeal.

Doesn't matter.

She's put in an appeal.

That's the system now.

They reverted the law back to 2014.

You get deported.
Then you can appeal.

Well, they can't do that.

OK. Tell them.

7.00am?

Yeah.

Where to - Kiev?

Yeah. Right, then.

Well, you go, and then...

..I'll get you back.

Yes, please.

Hey.
GIGGLING

Hi there. Shut up. Go to sleep.

What's all this? Nothing.

Is the bed OK? It's fine.

Oh, were the boys making trouble?
No.

SHE LAUGHS

Is there something wrong?

No, it's fine. Just...

SHE WHISPERS:
This is nice. That's all.

Now sssh!

Aw!
EDITH LAUGHS

Aw! Shut up!

I haven't done this for years.

Remember that caravan?

All the food went off. Do you
remember?

Mum was livid!

Happy days.

Yeah.

Night, then.

Welcome home.

Right.

What are you going to do?
Go back home.

Get him back.

PHONE RINGS

Hi there. You OK?

Come outside - quickly!
Come and look outside now.

Danny said Viktor's been flown out.

He's phoned the Home Office but just
ended up talking to a clerk.

Yes, yes, yes - Edith, come outside
now!

I'm here. Can you see me?

What's all the fuss? Oh, my God.

Wait till you see.
Here it comes. It's hilarious.

Look.

Look, it's the Battle Bus! It's
the Rookmobile! It's Vivienne Rook!

Oh, my God. I've read about her.

Yeah, she's on TV
all the time, you missed it!

She's got her own party,
the Four Stars!

Hello, Viv! Hello! Yes, woo!

She sounds like a monster.

Oh, I know, I wouldn't vote for her.
She's horrific.

I read somewhere that she acts all
normal, but she's a millionaire.

Go on, Viv! Whoo!

Rosie, I don't think she's actually
on the bus.

Yeah, I know. She won't set foot in
this place.

Been Labour for 500 years.

Mind you, nice to have a woman,
though. Go on, Viv!

So who's he got out there?

His mum and dad.

But they're Eastern Orthodox,

and when the Russians occupied
Ukraine, they named him

to the police as gay.

That's what people do there.
His own parents!

I mean, he's got friends,
but they're all too scared.
PHONE RINGS

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh! Here I am! I'm alive.

I did it! I'm here.

Are you all right? What time is it
there?

Where are you? I'm fine.
I'm really fine. We're going.

Don't mind us.
We'll leave you to it.

Well done, Viktor.
He'll get you home.

Hi there! Thank you.

I'll come round later, yeah, Fran?
All right, all right.

Right, bye-bye.

Oh, my God.

Look at your face!

Where are you now? Where's that?

Claude's. I'm staying with Claude.

He's there in the kitchen, just to
warn you. Do not whack it out!

I wasn't going to. Well, I would!

HE LAUGHS

You all right, though? I mean,
you're not under arrest, are you?

No, it's fine, I promise.

One good thing - Britain deported
200 people in one day.

55 to Kiev.

So you know, that's a lot of people.

It helps. But you're on a
government list.

I don't want to fight.
I just want to go.

Till then, I will do what they say.

I will live discreetly.

Live discreetly.

Until I come home.

I could fly out.

Is that discreet? I don't know.

Is it?

I don't know.

God.

Just for now, we will be discreet.

I love you.

Yeah.

I love you.

But can they listen to this?

I don't know.

CLAMOURING AND CHANTING

This is a different country to the
one I left.

No-one used to care about
by-elections. It's gone mad.

Yeah. We're all bloody furious now.
What about? Everything.

I'm not getting in
your way at home?

Just cos you keep cleaning up after
me, like, every time I make a move,

you're there, cleaning, and I
just...well, I just wondered if
you'd rather that I went.

No, no. I love having you there.
It's just...

Well, you know with Mum -
when she was on chemo,

the drugs are radioactive, so,

"Don't touch any urine, don't touch
vomit,

"don't touch any bodily fluids" -
and it kind of got to me.

I mean, I was with her all day,
every day, and I wore gloves,

scrubbed everything, but...

You're not radioactive, are you?

No! No, I'm not. I just keep
thinking of the boys, you know,
and...

I wouldn't do that to you,
I swear.

It doesn't work like that, anyway.
You get more radiation off rocks.

Oh, my God!
APPLAUSE

Go on, Vivienne!

Are you on her side now? No, I
haven't made my mind up yet.

Go on, Viv! Woo!

CHANTING AND CLAMOURING

BOOING

I think that your party has let us
down, Stan -

just like the Conservatives,
just like all of you -

because Europe is punishing us.

They're imposing embargoes, export
tariffs and border restrictions.

We're fed up, and what are you
doing? Nothing.

Export tariffs?

Yes. They impose export tariffs?

It's a disgrace.

What's an export tariff?

I mean, tariffs in general.

See, if they impose an export
tariff,

then they would pay the export
tariff themselves.

We don't pay. They do.

Do you actually understand that?

LAUGHTER

No, but I... You see, I don't think
you understand anything.

This is very detailed and precise
information,

and you don't even begin to
understand it.

You're just saying words, Mrs Rook.

DISSENTING NOISES

And now, closing remarks from Vivian
Rook - Four Star Party.

Thank you. And thank you to my
fellow candidates.

I've been humbled tonight.
I've learnt a lot.

I certainly know what an export
tariff is now,

although I can't help noticing that
a woman is not allowed one mistake.

Oh, don't do that!

I wonder.
We've been asked about strategies,

policies -
I've been accused of sounding vague.

I think I am, perhaps, cautious.

No, I'm scared.

I am. I am terrified, given the size
of the task in front of me.

Has any of you seen one of these?

They've been on the telly - highly
illegal, smuggled in from Taiwan.

I will be surrendering
this to the police

when we are done here tonight.
But for those of you who don't know,
this is called a blink.

A blink is a weapon created by cyber
terrorists.

And it goes....

BLEEP
Blink.

CROWD MURMUR

It takes out every online device...

She can't do that!
..within a 30-metre radius.

INDISTINCT OUTRAGE

If you don't mind, I'm talking and
if you can't manage without your
phone for five minutes...

You can't do that! ..while we talk
to each other face-to-face...

You can't just do that! ..like
human beings... You have no right.

..then what is the point of
anything, sir? Disgusting!

Because I would go further.

I would legalise the blink.

I would give one of these to every
parent, every teacher, every school.

I would activate the blink in every
classroom, every home, every day,

because do you know what I did?

I looked on my goddaughter's phone.

She is six years old.

She is six years old.

And do you know what I saw on the
phone of that six-year-old girl?

On the phone of every six-year-old
girl in the country? On the phone

of every six-year-old girl and boy
in the entire civilised world,

I saw this.

GROANS OF DISGUST

Hey, this is cheating! Oh, God!

We are not allowed to use visual
aids.

Get a new plan, Stan!
This is the filth on the phones.

Look at it! Look at it!

Because our children do - nonstop
porn streaming into our children's

eyes all day.

You there, laughing, mate - are you
proud of this nonstop porn for kids?

That's nice. Amazing.

Let me guarantee, as your MP, I will
go to Parliament on your behalf

and I will find those CEOs in
California, those hi tech giants,

those men, and I will bring them
back here - not to appear in front

of a Select Committee -

I will bring them here to stand
trial.

I will bring them here to find
them guilty.

I will bring them here to jail them.

Are you with me?

CROWD: Yes!

APPLAUSE

Well, then, ladies and gentlemen -

tweet that.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHANTING

I thought you hated her.

Tear the world down.

Ha-ha-ha!

Thanks for coming.

INDISTINCT

Nice to meet you.

Oh, my God, wait there. One minute,
one minute. Excuse me! Excuse me!

Hi. Hi. Oh, Viv, hi. For the kids,
do you mind?

Yes. Sure, go ahead,
it's all right. Here we go.

I'm fed up of it now.

Finish off tomorrow.

Going to bed?

Yeah. The money's in.

Thank you, Mr Yamagata.

Ruby's right.
I don't want to move either.

Still, Maddy says there might be
jobs with Simon Harris.

It's worth a try. Coming up?

Signor, lights out downstairs.

AUTOMATED: Lights out, ground
floor.

Goodnight, Stephen.

PHONE RINGS

It's my phone. It's mine as well.

It's from Sally and Tanya. Me too.

And Richard Peel.

What time is it in Tokyo?

Must be about 9am. Just opened.

Do you think it's true?

The Japanese Exchange Group
has issued a statement of

no confidence in Foster Foster
Drake.

Foster Foster Drake is the
second-largest

investment bank in America.

The JXS maintains that Foster Foster
Drake will be filing for a

Chapter 11 bankruptcy as soon as
trading opens on the east coast.

The online bank's gone down.

Must be everyone.

But Foster Foster Drake doesn't own
the Alliance.

No, no. We'll be fine.

It's connected, though.
They ghost a lot of services.

And you left all that money
in one account?

I just...I don't move money
till the morning.

That's what I do. Every morning,
I have a coffee,

and if money needs moving,
that's when I do it.

Nothing we can do until the banks
open. I can sort it then. OK?

I'm going to the bank.
You can't take out 1.2 million.

I know. I'm going to move it.

I always move the money in the
morning. I'm not saying it's your
fault.

Celeste, this is the kind of thing
that causes a run on the bank.

Yes, and if there's a run on the
bank, I am running.

Is that thing working?
There's no reply.

Keep trying. It's Bruce McNolte.
Patch him through to me.

He's not just a friend, Bruce. He's
a mate.

I wrote that reference for his son,

and if he could just backdate,

that's all, if he just backdates
the transfer by one day, then...

Oh, my God!

It's not...

We'll be all right. Come on.
We're...

We're not just any old customers.
One at a time.

I'm sorry. Just one at a time.
They're going in one at a time.

Sorry, could you just keep back?

Yeah. This is us.

Just hold on. Wait here.

EXCITED CHATTER

Just keep yourselves back.

Sorry. Hi. This is a bit
of a mess, isn't it?

I wonder, could you get me in?
Just have to wait, sir.

No, I'm quite a special customer.

I haven't just got 500 quid in an
ISA. I'm on the Gold Star list.

Sorry, there's nothing I can do.

You'll have to queue
with the rest of 'em.

Is... Is Bruce McNolte in there?
He's the area manager.

I actually know Bruce quite well,

I've been to dinner at his house,
and he'd want to see me.

I've told you, there's nothing
I can do.

But I really need to see him.

I need to ask you to step back,
please, sir.

But he's my friend.

Sir, I'm telling you,
step away.

Listen, my name is Stephen Lyons...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I've been told
to lock the doors. Sorry.

CUSTOMERS SHOUTING

No, they can't...

Let me in! You have my money!

Easy, easy!

SHOUTING CONTINUES

No! No!

SHOUTING CONTINUES

Let me in!

You can't do this!
You've got £20,000 of my money!

SHOUTING CONTINUES

Yeah?

Stephen, can you hear me?

Yes!

It's the same at Clinton Shaw!
The whole thing's going down!

Jesus. Try to get anything.
Anything!

Calm down, ladies and gentlemen!

Let me in, I'm a friend
of Bruce McNolte!

I'm a friend of Bruce!

SHOUTING CONTINUES

Move! Move it! Move!

You've got my money, open the door!
You've got my money!

SHOUTING CONTINUES

Let me in!

Let me in!

The bank has failed.

Officially.

The Government could step in,
but won't.

So that leaves us kind of stuffed.

Now, that's the word, stuffed.

I said to Mr Yamagata, can we wind
back a day, just to be nice?

But...no - he said no.

The house is sold
and we've got to get out.

So how much have you lost?

Well, we're covered up to £85,000.

That's the limit.

There was a temporary
high balance clause, but...

It's gone.

..with the collapse
of Foster Foster Drake,

you know, insurance is fucked.

But, Stephen, how much did you lose?

Minus the 85...

..we lost...

..£1,135,000.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

HE MOUTHS

But how much of that
can you get back?

Nothing. That's it.

You've still got 85,000, though.

SCOFFS: To buy a house?

Is that enough? With two kids?
Really?

Give it to me. I'll have a go.

Oh, stop it, Rosie.
No, I won't!

Because they've knackered the whole
country for the second time.

The bankers, the experts, and,
I'm sorry, people like Stephen,

they did this. Yes, they did.
All right, Rosie!

Not now.

No, it's true. It is true,
it is true.

Are you finished?

Enjoying yourselves? Thanks.

So what about work? What happens?

It's not great.

I'm the financial adviser
who lost a million quid.

Who might be facing charges
for rioting in the street.

There's no need for that.

Shut up!

So, what are you going to do?

Where are you going to live?

Welcome home. We'll be fine.

There's plenty of room.
Happy little household.

Vivienne Alison Rook,
Four Star Party...

BOOING, WHOOPING AND CHEERING

..18,556 votes.

Stanley Edward Thomas, Labour...

..17,367 votes.

Wow.

Go on, Viv! Yes, you did it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I declare that Vivienne Rook
is duly elected

as Member of Parliament
for this constituency!

CROWD CHANTING: Viv! Viv! Viv!

Oh, my God.

I promise you,

this is the day
when British politics will...

You don't mind, do you?

No! No.

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

This is...

..just the beginning.

This is just the beginning.

CROWD CHANTING: Viv! Viv! Viv! Viv!

He's got to cross the border.
You mean illegally?

If the exit polls are correct,
this is an extraordinary result.

I will decide!

WHOOPING AND CHEERING