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MIRA DOES MAKE
A PERFECT CASSOULET.
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WHO'S MIRA?
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OUR COOK.
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I THOUGHT THE COOK
WAS HEIDI.
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WE LET HEIDI GO MONTHS AGO.
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SHE HAD A PROBLEM
CLOSING THINGS --
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THE DOOR,
THE REFRIGERATOR...
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THE LIQUOR BOTTLE.
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THEN IT WAS TRINA,
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I LIKED SOPHIA.
THEN SOPHIA.
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I DIDN'T?
YOU DID NOT.
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SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SANG.
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THAT'S RIGHT --
TERRIBLE WOMAN.
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AND AFTER SOPHIA,
WE HAD ANTON.
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THAT'S RIGHT. ANTON WAS
THE ONE THAT I LIKED.
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I'M SORRY, DAD.
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HOW DO YOU MIX UP
ANTON AND SOPHIA?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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ONE IS A MAN,
AND ONE IS A WOMAN.
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AND YOUR POINT BEING?
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THAT ONE IS A MAN
AND ONE IS A WOMAN.
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I HAVE A LOT TO DO
IN A DAY, LORELAI.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO KEEP UP
WITH THE MULTITUDES OF PEOPLE
YOUR MOTHER EMPLOYS.
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BUT ONE IS A MAN,
AND ONE IS A WOMAN.
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[ SIGHS ]
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THE DINNER
WAS SO WONDERFUL, MIRA.
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IT'S SARAH.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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MOM, HER NAME IS SARAH.
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I THOUGHT SHE SAID MIRA.
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UGH!
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HEY, GRANDMA,
THESE PLATES ARE REALLY PRETTY.
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THANK YOU. THEY WERE YOUR
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S.
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LORELAI, THE FIRST.
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I THOUGHT MOM WAS THE FIRST.
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NOT IN THE NAME.
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BUT IN MANY OTHER THINGS,
I WAS A TRAILBLAZER.
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JUST FINISHING
YOUR THOUGHT, MOM.
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LORELAI THE FIRST
WAS MY MOTHER.
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SHE WAS AN EXTREMELY
ACCOMPLISHED EQUESTRIAN,
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A DISTINGUISHED PATRON
OF THE ARTS,
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AND SHE WAS ALSO WORLD-FAMOUS
FOR HER MASQUERADE BALLS.
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SHE WAS QUITE A WOMAN.
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YES, SHE WAS.
MIRA, CUT THE CAKE!
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YES, AND WHY DON'T YOU BRING
SARAH OUT HERE WITH YOU?
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* FEELING LONELY, AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE *
* ANYWHERE *
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* THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW
WHERE YOU LEAD.. *
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SO, LORELAI, HOW ARE THINGS
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AT THAT CHARMING
LITTLE INN OF YOURS?
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THEY'RE STILL CHARMING
AND LITTLE.
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WE'RE CROSSING OUR FINGERS
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IT DOESN'T BECOME RUDE
AND LARGE.
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MOM'S HAVING A HUGE WEDDING
THERE THIS WEEK.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
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THERE'S PEOPLE COMING
FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
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WELL, ISN'T THAT NICE?
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YEAH.
RORY, HOW'S CHILTON?
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DONE WITH ME NOW.
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I'M SORRY.
WAS THERE MORE?
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UH, RORY HAS TO PICK
A TEAM SPORT TO PLAY.
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IT'S A REQUIREMENT.
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PHYSICAL FITNESS IS AS IMPORTANT
AS INTELLECTUAL FITNESS.
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SO SAYS PLATO, AND SO SAY I.
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WHAT SPORT
ARE YOU GOING TO PICK?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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I'M NOT REALLY
THE ATHLETIC TYPE.
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I TOLD HER
GO FOR THE DEBATING TEAM.
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THAT'S NOT A SPORT.
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IT IS,
THE WAY GILMORES PLAY.
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WHAT ARE YOUR CHOICES?
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GOD, THERE'S, LIKE,
A THOUSAND OF THEM --
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BASKETBALL, LACROSSE, SWIMMING,
TRACK, GOLF.
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GOLF?
YEAH.
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WELL, YOUR GRANDFATHER
IS A GOLF PLAYER.
OOPS.
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HE PLAYS EVERY WEEK AT THE CLUB.
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HE'D TEACH YOU
TO PLAY LIKE A PRO.
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EMILY...
HE COULD TAKE YOU SUNDAY.
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IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN TEACH
IN AN AFTERNOON.
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THAT'S OKAY.
RORY CAN PICK SOMETHING ELSE.
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WHY SHOULD SHE PICK
SOMETHING ELSE?
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SHE NEEDS TO LEARN A SPORT, AND
RICHARD CAN TEACH HER A SPORT.
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YOU CAN USE YOUR MOTHER'S
OLD GOLF CLUBS.
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THEY'RE GATHERING DUST ALONG
WITH THE REST OF HER POTENTIAL.
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OKAY. MOM, COULD I MAYBE TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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WE'RE HAVING DESSERT.
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I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
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BEFORE THE SUGAR SETS IN
AND MAKES ME CRAZY.
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YOU ARE THE ODDEST PERSON.
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Yeah -- too easy.
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WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
THAT IT CAN'T WAIT FOR CAKE?
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KEEP MOVIN'.
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I CAN'T GO FURTHER, UNLESS
YOU'D LIKE ME TO BORE MY WAY
THROUGH THE WALL.
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DON'T DO THIS, MOM.
DO WHAT?
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FORCE RORY AND DAD
TO GO GOLFING.
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I'M NOT FORCING ANYBODY.
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YOU'RE MANIPULATING
THE SITUATION IN A WAY
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THAT GIVES NO ONE
A WAY OUT. THAT'S FORCE.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
YOUR DAUGHTER.
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SHE'LL FIND ANOTHER SPORT.
WHY SHOULD SHE?
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SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO GO, DAD DOESN'T
WANT TO TAKE HER.
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YOUR FATHER DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WANTS.
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JUST LET IT GO -- PLEASE.
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WELL, ISN'T THIS INTERESTING?
YOU'RE AFRAID.
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OF WHAT?
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THAT RORY
WILL ENJOY THE CLUB
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AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
WITHOUT YOU.
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THAT'S CRAZY.
I AGREE.
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I'M NOT AFRAID.
THEN LET HER GO.
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SHE WON'T ENJOY IT, MOM.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST LET
RORY DECIDE?
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RORY IS THE SWEETEST KID
AND SHE WON'T TELL YOU THAT
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO
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BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID
OF HURTING YOUR FEELINGS.
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YOU COULD GIVE HER SOME COACHING
TO GET OVER THAT.
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I'M NOT TRYING TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
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THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
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OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT ME.
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IF RORY GOES AND HAS
A GOOD TIME WITHOUT YOU,
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THEN I WIN.
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OKAY, BOB BARKER.
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LISTEN, RORY KNOCKS HERSELF OUT
ALL WEEK AT CHILTON.
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THE WEEKENDS ARE THE ONLY TIME
SHE HAS TO UNWIND AND HAVE FUN.
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WITH YOU.
I'M THERE.
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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --
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THERE'S NO WAY THAT RORY
COULD POSSIBLY ENJOY
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A WEEKEND DAY
WITH HER GRANDFATHER.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA TWIST IT
ALL AROUND.
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YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER
SO WELL,
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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK
HER OPINION.
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SHE'D BE MISERABLE,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
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I'M SETTING MYSELF UP HERE,
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BUT YES,
SHE WOULD BE MISERABLE.
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THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE
CONTROLLING TO ME.
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YEAH, I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT.
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INTERESTING, ISN'T IT --
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YOU BEING THE ONE
WHO'S CONTROLLING?
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I AM NOT BEING --
ACCORDING TO YOU,
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I WAS THE ONE IN THE FAMILY
WITH THAT GIFT.
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I NEVER SAID --
WE'RE MORE ALIKE
THAN YOU THOUGHT, AREN'T WE?
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YOU WIN.
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THANK YOU.
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[ SIGHS ]
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MAN, DID YOU GET BLINDSIDED?
I'M SO SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
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I TRIED TO STOP IT --
I SWEAR.
I KNOW.
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MAYBE IT WON'T BE THAT BAD.
MAYBE I'LL LIKE IT.
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MAYBE YOU WILL.
MAYBE YOU
COULD COME WITH ME.
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IS THERE A "YOU'RE CRAZY" TEAM?
BECAUSE I THINK THEY'D
MAKE YOU CAPTAIN.
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RORY, I LOVE YOU.
I'D TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU.
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I'D RATHER STICK SOMETHING IN MY
EAR THAN GO TO THE CLUB.
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FINE.
I'D RATHER SLIDE DOWN
A BANISTER OF BLADES AND
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LAND IN A POOL OF ALCOHOL
THAN GO TO THE CLUB WITH YOU.
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I'M ON A ROLL.
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I'D RATHER EAT MY HAND
THAN GO CLUBBING WITH YOU.
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I'D RATHER GET MY FACE
SURGICALLY ALTERED
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TO LOOK LIKE THAT RICH LADY
WITH THE LION HEAD
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THAN GO TO THE CLUB
WITH YOU.
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SHOULD I DRIVE
SO YOU CAN CONTINUE?
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WOULD YOU? THANKS.
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I'D RATHER CUT OFF MY HEAD,
USE IT AS A PUNCH BOWL
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THAN GO TO THE CLUB
WITH YOU.
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AND YOU'LL WALK DOWN HERE
OVER THE BRIDGE
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WITH THE SWANS FLOATING BY
AND THE MUSIC PLAYING.
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING
WITH THOSE PURPLE FLOWERS?
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DECORATING THE BRIDGE.
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I DIDN'T WANT PURPLE FLOWERS --
I WANTED PINK.
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AND I WANTED BLUE.
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I THOUGHT VIOLET
WOULD BE A NICE COMPROMISE.
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WE PAID FOR PINK FLOWERS.
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AND BLUE FLOWERS.
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YOU DID NOT PAY FOR ANYTHING.
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I TOLD HER TO DECORATE
WITH VIOLET FLOWERS.
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IT'S VERY NICE OF HER
TO TRY TO TAKE THE HEAT FOR ME.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
BUY YOUR OWN FLOWERS.
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YES. I THOUGHT SO.
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NOW, GO AWAY.
MY ADVIL IS WEARING OFF.
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THEIR FATHER SPOILED THEM.
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OH, THEY'RE JUST EXCITED.
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THEY'RE SPOILED...
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AND THEY WON'T MOVE AWAY.
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WHAT IF IT RAINS?
WE'LL PUT UP TENTS.
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WHAT IF IT'S TOO WINDY?
WE'LL SECURE EVERYTHING
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AND PUT EXTRA HAIR SPRAY
IN EVERYBODY'S HAIR.
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TOO HOT?
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WE'LL USE FANS
THAT WON'T CAUSE DAMAGE,
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BECAUSE THE THINGS
HAVE BEEN SECURED
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AND THE HAIR
HAS BEEN SPRAYED.
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SO...I HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT?
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NOPE.
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OH, THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING.
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LISTEN, I HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
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GO HAVE A FABULOUS BUBBLE BATH,
AND I'LL SEND UP SOME WINE
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AND A MASSEUSE WHO BEARS
A REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE
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TO ANTONIO BANDERAS.
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HOW REMARKABLE?
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GET READY TO APPLAUD.
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC ]
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COULD YOU SEND RORY UP TO ROOM
12 IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES? THANKS.
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SO, ANY PROBLEMS?
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[ French accent ]
WITH THE WEDDING OR MY LIFE?
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I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT --
IT'S NOT YOUR LIFE!
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DO YOU STAGE THESE EVENTS
TO TORTURE ME?
YES.
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JOB WELL DONE.
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OKAY. LET'S START AGAIN.
ANY PROBLEMS?
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GUESTS ARE CHECKED IN,
BASKETS ARE GIVEN OUT,
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AND 200,000 TONS
OF JORDAN ALMONDS
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HAVE BEEN DELIVERED.
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OKAY, GOOD.
DID RORY CALL?
NO.
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HMM. SHE'S GOLFING ALL DAY
WITH MY FATHER,
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AND I'M HALF-EXPECTING THIS BIG
"SAVE ME" CALL TO COME IN --
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YOU DON'T CARE AT ALL.
224
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,567
TO ME YOU ARE THE TEACHER
IN A CHARLIE BROWN CARTOON.
225
00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:31,238
HAVE THE GROOMS ARRIVED?
THEIR PLANE WAS SUPPOSED
TO GET IN AT 7:30.
226
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:34,908
I'M SURPRISED
THEY'RE NOT HERE BY NOW.
MAYBE THEY MADE A RUN FOR IT.
227
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,978
OOH, SOMEBODY GOT STOOD UP
AT THE PROM.
228
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,282
OH...DEAR.
229
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,151
WHAT?
230
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,656
Wow!
231
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:49,723
ARE THOSE --
232
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No. It would be too...
233
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,727
SCHMOOPIES!
234
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,095
HA HA HA!
235
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,129
Weird.
236
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,732
YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME
ON PURPOSE.
237
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,368
It's like a really snooty
Doublemint commercial.
238
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,304
JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN
THE MIDGETS AND CLOWNS ARRIVE.
239
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,041
OH, NO -- NO, NO.
240
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,177
YOU HAVE TO GET THEM
ALL SETTLED IN.
241
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,212
I'M NOT TALKING TO THEM.
YES, YOU ARE.
242
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,716
WELL, I'M NOT TALKING
TO THEM NICELY.
243
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,151
IT'S AFTER 8:00.
SHE SHOULD BE HERE ALREADY.
244
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,386
SHE'LL BE HERE.
245
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,822
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEE OFF
AT YOUR DESIGNATED TIME.
246
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,657
YOU PAY GOOD MONEY
TO THAT PLACE.
247
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,492
YOU'LL TEE OFF
WHEN YOU TEE OFF.
248
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,160
IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
249
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,929
YES.
HMM.
250
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,630
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH WHAT I'M WEARING?!
251
00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,399
NOTHING. IT'S FINE.
252
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,001
THIS IS ABSURD!
253
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,402
SHE'S YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER.
254
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,105
SHE'S A 16-YEAR-OLD
WHO WOULD RATHER BE AT THE MALL.
255
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,908
SHOW HER ALL AROUND THE CLUB --
ESPECIALLY THE ROSE GARDEN.
256
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,309
I AM NOT A GUIDE.
257
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,745
TAKE HER TO LUNCH,
AND HAVE HER GET DESSERT.
258
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,814
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT LUNCH.
259
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,916
I HOPE LORELAI'S CLUBS
ARE STILL GOOD.
260
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,018
EMILY, YOU ARE NOT LISTENING
TO ME.
261
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,187
I WILL TEACH HER TO GOLF,
AS PROMISED BY YOU,
262
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,023
BUT LUNCH
IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.
263
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,358
YOU HAVE TO EAT,
SO YOU'LL EAT TOGETHER.
264
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,392
DO YOU HAVE SUNSCREEN?
265
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,560
EMILY...
266
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,962
[ DOOR BELL RINGS]
SHE'S HERE.
267
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,899
OH. 8:30. WE MUST REMEMBER
TO BUY HER A WATCH.
268
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,268
RICHARD, SO HELP ME GOD,
YOU WILL BE SWEET
269
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,637
AND MAKE THIS
A MEMORABLE DAY FOR HER.
270
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:14,107
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE
SHOWN OUR GRANDDAUGHTER
OFF AT THE CLUB,
271
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,911
AND IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL
TO MY HAPPINESS -- AND YOURS --
272
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,213
THAT THIS DAY GO WELL.
273
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,448
ARE WE CLEAR?
274
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,453
RORY! HELLO!
275
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,587
SORRY I'M LATE.
276
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,589
NONSENSE.
YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.
277
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,224
HI, GRANDPA.
RORY, NICE TO SEE YOU.
278
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,660
THIS IS A PERFECT DAY
FOR GOLFING, ISN'T IT?
279
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,029
IT'S COOLER AT 8:00.
AM I DRESSED OKAY?
280
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,265
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY
OF THOSE SHORT PANT THINGS.
281
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,201
ACTUALLY,
THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING.
282
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:44,204
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
283
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,009
HERE WE GO.
284
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,844
NOW YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE TIGER WOODS.
285
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,245
WOW! THAT'S SOME HAT.
286
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,648
OKAY, OFF YOU GO, YOU TWO.
HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.
287
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,184
WE WILL.
288
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,152
YOU BET.
289
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,698
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
290
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,633
IS IT HARD
TO BECOME A MEMBER HERE?
291
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,537
EVERYONE HAS TO GO THROUGH
A THOROUGH SCREENING PROCESS.
292
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,839
KIND OF LIKE THE FBI?
293
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,640
WE'RE MUCH MORE THOROUGH
THAN THAT.
294
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,142
WOW!
YES.
295
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,080
DO YOU KNOW THE MERGER
OF FORSCAPE AND D.S.S.
296
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,715
HAPPENED RIGHT HERE
ON THIS LAWN?
297
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,117
REALLY?
298
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,985
INTERNATIONAL FINANCE
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME,
299
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,721
ALL BECAUSE OF
A LOST GOLFING BET.
300
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,989
THAT'S CRAZY.
301
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,625
THAT'S HIGH FINANCE.
302
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,495
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
303
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,764
NOW...
304
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:48,068
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOLF?
305
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,904
THAT IT'S A GOOD WALK
SPOILED?
306
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:58,578
WELL, YOUR DRIVER IS THE MOST
POWERFUL CLUB IN YOUR BAG,
307
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:02,715
AND AS SUCH, IT CAN BE
YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET
308
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,118
OR YOUR GREATEST LIABILITY.
309
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,056
TO WIELD IT PROPERLY
REQUIRES A PRECISE COMBINATION
310
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,624
OF CONFIDENCE AND HUMILITY.
311
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,460
CONFIDENCE AND HUMILITY --
GOT IT.
312
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,229
THERE YOU ARE. THAT'S A PRETTY
GOOD NATURAL GRIP.
313
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,666
NOW LINE THE TOE
OF YOUR LEFT FOOT
314
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,035
UP WITH THE BALL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
315
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,037
NOW DROP THIS SHOULDER
A LITTLE BIT.
316
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,807
NOW, KEEPING YOUR LEFT ARM FIRM,
DRAW THE CLUB BACK,
317
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,978
AND SWING IT CLEANLY
THROUGH THE BALL.
318
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,648
I'M BETTING THAT WAS WRONG.
319
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,887
THERE ARE NO RIGHTS AND WRONGS
TO THE LEARNING PROCESS.
320
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,559
TRY THAT AGAIN.
321
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,970
I'M BETTING THAT WAS WRONG.
322
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,208
THESE ARE BLUEBERRIES.
323
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,575
I THINK I ORDERED
STRAWBERRIES.
324
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,212
I DID. I WROTE IT DOWN.
I GOT A COPY.
325
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,983
SOOKIE, LISTEN --
"MUSHROOMS, MELON,
ENDIVE, PEACHES, KIWI."
326
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,784
EXCUSE ME. CRAZY LADY...
327
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,553
I SHOULD MAKE
KIWI ICE CREAM --
328
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,055
SOOKIE!
WHAT?
329
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,125
I KNOW YOU ORDERED STRAWBERRIES,
BUT THEY WEREN'T ANY GOOD.
330
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,093
SO INSTEAD OF SELLING YOU
SUBSTANDARD STRAWBERRIES,
331
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,595
I BROUGHT YOU BLUEBERRIES.
332
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,864
I'VE GOTTA MAKE STRAWBERRY
SHORTCAKE FOR 200 PEOPLE,
333
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,799
SO I THINK I'M GONNA NEED
STRAWBERRIES.
334
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,868
USE THE BLUEBERRIES.
TO MAKE WHAT?
335
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,271
BLUEBERRY SHORTCAKE.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
336
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,907
THE WORLD WAS FLAT
UNTIL SOMEONE TOOK A BOAT TRIP.
337
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,709
CAN I SEE THESE STRAWBERRIES?
NO.
338
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,978
JUST ONE?
NO.
339
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,379
HOW ABOUT A POLAROID?
340
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,415
COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE.
341
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,518
OOH, SOOKIE, CAN I TAKE SOME
OF THIS CAKE HOME TO RORY?
342
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,321
SHE'S GONNA NEED
A SPECIAL TREAT TONIGHT.
343
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,757
SHE IS SPENDING THE ENTIRE DAY
WITH MY FATHER
344
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:51,925
GOLFING AT THE CLUB.
345
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:52,960
NO.
346
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,495
TAKE THE BLUEBERRIES!
NO!
347
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,730
THE WHOLE THING WAS MASTERMINDED
BY MY MOTHER.
348
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,267
ONE MINUTE WE'RE HAVING
AN EXCRUCIATING FAMILY DINNER,
349
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,302
AND THE NEXT MINUTE
SHE'S MANIPULATED MY KID
350
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,504
INTO SPENDING HER SUNDAY
WITH MY FATHER
351
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,772
AT THE COUNTRY CLUB.
352
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,207
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT
ANYMORE.
353
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,410
IT'S MAKING ME TOO UPSET.
TELL ME SOMETHING HAPPY.
354
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,780
[ Voice breaking ] I CAN'T MAKE
THE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.
355
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,316
YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME.
356
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,619
THE BATTLE FOR SOUP VERSUS SALAD
IS RAGING IN THE OTHER ROOM.
357
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,055
COME QUICK AND SETTLE IT,
I'M RUNNING OUT OF
358
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,092
FRENCH CURSE WORDS THAT
THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND.
359
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,332
SALAD... SOUP...
360
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,234
...BEFORE
A TRADITIONAL MEAL...
361
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,470
...WHY ARE YOU MAKING
SUCH A SCENE, JESSICA?
362
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,506
IT'S BEEN 45 MINUTES
OF "SOUP OR SALAD?" --
363
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,674
SOUP OR SALAD --
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
364
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,744
I'M GOING TO GO FAR AWAY
AND NEVER COME BACK.
365
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,081
HOW ABOUT IF GUESTS GET A CHOICE
OF SOUP OR SALAD?
366
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,250
WE ARE DANCING...
NO. IT'S GONNA BE COLD...
367
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,919
THAT -- THAT -- WILL WORK.
368
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,754
...JESSICA, YOU ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT...
369
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,623
CHOICE OF SOUP OR SALAD.
GOT IT.
370
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,127
SO WEIRD.
WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
371
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,395
I THINK THE ONE ON
THE RIGHT IS MATT.
372
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,098
NO, THE ONE ON THE RIGHT
IS MARK.
373
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,299
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
374
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,468
I'M VERY GOOD
AT OBSERVING PEOPLE --
375
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:13,106
LEARNING THEIR TICS AND TRAITS,
THE SOUND OF THEIR VOICES.
376
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,142
THAT ONE HAS A POST-IT
ON HIS BACK.
377
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,577
THEN THAT'S MARK.
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS MATT.
378
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,479
TAKE THAT OFF OF HIM.
I WON'T.
379
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,315
WE CAN CALL EVERYONE "SWEETIE"
AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
380
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,385
GO WITH ME HERE, BUT LET'S SAY
MARK WALKS INTO A HOTEL ROOM
381
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:29,789
AND HE SEES HIS WIFE NAKED,
BUT IT'S NOT HIS WIFE,
IT'S HIS NAKED SISTER-IN-LAW,
382
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,358
AND HE HAS SEX WITH HER.
383
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,992
WOULD THAT BE CHEATING?
384
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,027
MY HEAD HURTS.
385
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,095
I THINK NO.
386
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,763
REALLY? LUCKY.
387
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,799
IF YOU ASK ME,
THIS UNION BELONGS ON
A PUBLIC-ACCESS STATION.
388
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,234
IT'S AGAINST THE LAWS
OF NATURE
389
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,303
AND JUST THIS SHORT
OF COMPLETELY OBSCENE.
390
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,538
WELL, YOU WON'T BE GIVING
THE WEDDING TOAST.
391
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,309
HOW'D EVERYTHING WORK OUT?
392
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,777
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?
393
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,479
A DAUGHTER.
394
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,646
DO YOU HATE HER?
395
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,348
NO.
NOT EVER?
396
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,318
UH, WELL, I WASN'T WILDLY
FOND OF HER DURING LABOR.
397
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,721
THAT WAS THE HIGH POINT
FOR ME.
398
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,458
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
399
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,494
Rory: I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HIT THE BALL.
400
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,895
Richard:
IT'S QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
401
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,197
IT LANDED IN THE WATER.
402
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,399
YES, BUT THE SPLASH
WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
403
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,801
THIS PLACE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
404
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,437
I COULD SEE JUST COMING HERE
TO THINK OR READ,
405
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,507
THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF THE
HOLES WITH THE FLAGS IN THEM.
406
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,776
THERE IS SOMETHING RATHER SERENE
ABOUT WALKING AROUND HERE.
407
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,412
DO YOU COME HERE EVERY WEEK?
408
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,182
NO. WHEN I CAN.
I'M OFTEN WORKING
ON THE WEEKENDS.
409
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,284
BUMMER.
ISN'T IT?
410
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,389
HI, RICHARD.
HELLO.
411
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,159
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
412
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,593
GO AHEAD.
413
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,928
WHAT DO YOU DO?
414
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,396
I'M THE EXECUTIVE
VICE-PRESIDENT
415
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,598
OF THE GEHRMAN-DRISCOLL
INSURANCE CORPORATION.
416
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,201
WOW!
YES.
417
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,570
AND AS
EXECUTIVE VICE-PRESIDENT,
418
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,105
WHAT DO YOU DO?
419
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,673
WELL, IT'S
A VERY BIG COMPANY --
420
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,908
ONE OF THE LARGEST
IN THE UNITED STATES.
421
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,410
I HAVE A MYRIAD OF DUTIES
422
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:01,448
WHICH WOULD BORE YOU GREATLY
TO HEAR ABOUT.
423
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,450
OH. OKAY.
424
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,920
I OVERSEE
OUR INTERNATIONAL DIVISION.
425
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,322
THAT SOUNDS IMPORTANT.
426
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,724
WELL, IT RATES
A PARKING SPOT.
427
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,593
DO YOU GET TO TRAVEL A LOT?
428
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,563
QUITE A BIT.
LUCKY.
429
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,798
I SUSPECT YOU HAVE A YEN
FOR TRAVEL.
430
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,433
I'M UP TO MY EARS IN YENS.
431
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,269
ANY PARTICULAR PLACE
YOU'D LIKE TO GO?
432
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,638
HUNDREDS OF PLACES --
PARIS, ROME, LONDON, PRAGUE,
433
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,675
ISTANBUL, FEZ --
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO FEZ?
434
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,143
I CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE.
435
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,145
I WANT TO GO TO FEZ.
436
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,013
I THINK TRAVELING
FOR A YOUNG GIRL
437
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,448
IS A VERY IMPORTANT THING.
438
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,684
YOUR MOTHER NEVER GOT
A CHANCE TO TRAVEL MUCH.
439
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,119
I KNOW. SHE TALKS ABOUT
THAT ALL THE TIME.
440
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,588
SHE DOES?
441
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,224
WE'VE GOT A DEAL. WHEN I
GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL,
442
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,194
WE'RE GONNA GO BACKPACKING
THROUGH EUROPE TOGETHER --
443
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,529
YOU KNOW,
DO THE WHOLE HOSTEL THING.
444
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,398
I JUST HOPE
IT REALLY HAPPENS.
445
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,267
WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
MAKE SURE THAT IT DOES.
446
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,470
RICHARD!
447
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,138
GLORIA!
448
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,273
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
449
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,041
AREN'T YOU SWEET?
IS EMILY HERE?
450
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,512
NO. I'M TAKING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
FOR A ROUND OF GOLF.
451
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,314
WELL, WE MUST GET TOGETHER.
452
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,548
ABSOLUTELY.
453
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,357
THE MOST ODIOUS WOMAN ALIVE.
454
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,294
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
455
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,335
NOW, UM...
456
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,169
WE'LL MEET BACK HERE
IN 40 MINUTES?
457
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,738
OKAY.
458
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,374
AND THEN, IF YOU LIKE,
WE CAN GET SOME LUNCH.
459
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,075
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
460
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,511
FINE.
COOL.
461
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,646
YES.
462
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,588
AND I'M TELLING HIM,
463
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,224
"I'VE BEEN COMING HERE
FOR 20 YEARS, MY YOUNG FRIEND,
464
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,327
"AND FOR 20 YEARS THAT CART,
NUMBER 43,
465
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,928
HAS BEEN MY GOLF CART."
466
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,697
HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT.
467
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,300
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
DID HE GIVE YOU THE CART?
468
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,134
DAMN RIGHT
HE GAVE ME THAT CART.
469
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,770
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER
HAD TO ASK,
470
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,306
BECAUSE HE
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT.
471
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,340
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
472
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,775
RICHARD, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
473
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,010
I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR GOLF CART -- TOO BAD.
474
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,280
WELL, I'M STILL ANGRY
ABOUT IT.
475
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,714
RICHARD,
WHO WAS THAT YOUNG LADY
476
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,949
I SAW YOU
ON THE GOLF COURSE WITH?
477
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,985
THAT IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
478
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,353
SHE'S LOVELY.
479
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,322
LORELAI'S GIRL.
480
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:26,092
MY GRANDDAUGHTER LOOKS LIKE SHE
JUST FELL OFF A POTATO TRUCK.
481
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,494
[ CHUCKLES ]
482
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,330
MY GRANDDAUGHTER
WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT HERE.
483
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,199
IT MIGHT GET IN THE WAY
OF THE TATTOO PARLOR
484
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,601
OR GETTING SOMETHING PIERCED
485
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,269
OR DOING WHATEVER SHE DOES
486
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,405
WHILE SHE RUNS WILD
THROUGH THE STREETS
487
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,639
LIKE A RABID DOG.
488
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,741
CUT HER OFF!
THAT'LL GET HER ATTENTION!
489
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,843
I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THE LITIGATION.
490
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,779
ACTUALLY,
RORY JUST STARTED CHILTON.
REALLY?
491
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,615
DAMN FINE SCHOOL.
492
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,450
SHE WANTED TO LEARN GOLF.
493
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,485
I THINK SHE'S TAKEN TO IT
QUITE WELL.
494
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,521
YEAH, JUST AS LONG
AS SHE'S NOT TAKEN
495
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,755
WITH A CERTAIN GOLF CART.
496
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,790
I'M WRITING A LETTER
TO THE BOARD.
497
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,891
I WISH YOU WOULD.
498
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,494
[ CLAMORING ]
499
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,936
LAST CHRISTMAS, HE BOUGHT THEM
THE SAME BRACELET.
500
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,972
SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST SHOT HIM
LIKE HIS FIRST WIFE DID.
501
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,442
I LOVE JANIE.
IS SHE OUT YET?
502
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,176
NANNETTE, PEG...
503
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,379
GLORIA, HI. GOOD GAME?
504
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,880
NOT BAD. YOU?
505
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,382
I JUST CAME FOR THE STEAM.
506
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,484
WE MUST GET TOGETHER AND
PLAY SOMETIME SOON.
507
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,819
NEXT WEEK?
I'LL CALL YOU.
508
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,525
The most odious woman alive.
509
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,729
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
510
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,836
OKAY. I NEED MORE TULLE HERE.
511
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,573
I NEED THE FEELING
OF A MAJOR TUTU, OKAY?
512
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,811
OOH. UH, HEY, GARY,
513
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,446
THE RIBBONS GO ON THE CHAIRS,
514
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,047
NOT ON THE TREES.
515
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,051
OH! GREAT.
516
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,722
HEY.
517
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,624
WHERE DO YOU WANT
THE SWANS?
518
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,859
WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE POND IS?
519
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:07,894
NOPE.
520
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,229
YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE ROAD
YOU CAME UP?
521
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,564
NOPE.
522
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,300
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY
"BIG HELP" IN CHINESE?
523
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,568
MICHEL!
524
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,970
THIS IS 20 SWANS?
525
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,174
SURE. WHY NOT?
526
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,810
YOU SCREECHED?
527
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,146
SHOW THIS GUY
WHERE TO PUT THE SWANS.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
528
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:30,683
I CAN'T LEAVE. I'VE GOT
A TULLE FESTIVAL OUT HERE.
529
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,719
I WILL NEVER GO NEAR
THOSE FILTHY BIRDS.
530
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,654
WHY?
I HATE THE SWANS.
531
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,790
THESE PARTICULAR SWANS?
NO, ALL SWANS.
532
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,826
I WAS ATTACKED BY
A BAND OF SWANS
533
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,294
IN THE LUXEMBOURG GARDENS
WHEN I WAS A BOY.
534
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,930
NO ONE FORGETS THAT.
OH, NO --
535
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,999
NOT BEING ATTACKED
BY A BAND OF SWANS.
536
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,200
WAS IT AN ALL-BOY BAND --
537
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,337
KIND OF A SCARY, FEATHERY,
'NSYNC KIND OF FIASCO?
538
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,439
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
539
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,973
NO. I'M SORRY.
540
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,807
[ SWAN HONKS ]
541
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,409
[ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOD.
542
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:59,846
[ Laughing ] YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
THAT'S A LITTLEFUNNY.
543
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,314
PEPE le PEW,
GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS.
544
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,616
NO.
545
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,952
LISTEN,
IT'S DRELLA OR THE SWANS.
546
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,421
SO EITHER ONE BEAST OF TERROR
OR ANOTHER?
547
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,956
Drella: WHAT'S
HE BABBLING ABOUT?
DON'T.
548
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,724
HE'S AFRAID OF SWANS.
THANK YOU.
549
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,193
OF COURSE HE IS.
HE'S FRENCH.
550
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,128
OKAY, I'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE POND.
551
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,163
THANK YOU.
552
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,001
BUT STAY FAR AWAY FROM ME.
553
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,744
CAN'T STAND THE TALK --
LOVE TO WATCH THE WALK.
554
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,982
SHE CAUGHT HIM IN THE POOL HOUSE
WITH THE TENNIS PRO.
555
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:39,351
NOT THE RIDING INSTRUCTOR.
I HAD NO IDEA.
556
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,722
THAT COMMITTEE IS NOT LOOKING
AT PEOPLE AS MUCH AS YOU THINK.
557
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,824
WHY WOULD THEY? FROM WHAT
YOU'VE TOLD ME,
558
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:47,994
THEY'RE INVOLVED IN ONE
NEFARIOUS ACTIVITY AFTER
ANOTHER.
559
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,961
IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
560
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:52,398
IT'S "PEYTON PLACE."
IS THERE MORE?
561
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,432
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
562
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,635
I'LL STEEL MYSELF.
563
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:59,138
OKAY. MR. NEVILLE
LIKES ALL THINGS FRILLY.
564
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,808
GOOD GOD. HE'S MY BROKER.
565
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,977
I DON'T THINK ONE
WILL AFFECT THE OTHER.
566
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,212
MIND IF WE BARGE IN?
567
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,147
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
568
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:12,184
AH, RORY, THIS IS JULIAN JOHNSON
AND EDWARD JAMES.
569
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,352
CALL ME "ED."
570
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,822
YOU CAN CALL ME "ED," TOO.
571
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,658
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
WOULD YOU CARE
TO JOIN US?
572
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:22,495
IF RORY DOESN'T MIND US
INTRUDING I HER TIME
WITH HER GRANDFATHER.
573
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,030
NO, THAT'S FINE.
574
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,632
AH, GREAT.
575
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,067
SO, WE HEAR
YOU'RE ATTENDING CHILTON.
576
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,201
I JUST STARTED.
577
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,803
THAT'S A HARD SCHOOL.
YES, SIR
578
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,372
RORY IS
AN EXCELLENT STUDENT --
REALLY?
579
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,274
4.0 GRADE-POINT AVERAGE.
580
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,877
WHOA! THAT'S GOT ME BEAT!
581
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:40,647
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
582
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,815
SHE'S GOING TO FEZ SOMEDAY.
583
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:43,650
FEZ?
584
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,585
WHAT THE HELL IS IN FEZ?
585
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,787
THAT'S FOR HER TO FIND OUT.
586
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,194
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
587
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,932
INTERESTING HAT.
588
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,301
I WENT GOLFING
WITH MY GRANDFATHER TODAY.
589
00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,737
DID YOU KNOW GOLF COURSES
ARE AN ENVIRONMENTAL BLIGHT
590
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,574
BECAUSE OF THE CHEMICALS THEY
USE TO KEEP THE GRASS GREEN?
591
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,041
ACTUALLY, I DID.
592
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,712
BAD JOKE. SORRY.
593
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,786
OH...
594
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,923
MY GOD -- THIS DAY --
THE SWANS, THE TULLE, MY HEAD.
595
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,358
LUKE, I NEED THE LARGEST
CHEESEBURGER IN THE WORLD.
596
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:27,827
LET'S BREAK A RECORD, MISTER.
597
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,196
SO THE WEDDING IS A NIGHTMARE.
598
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,264
WE GOT THESE 10 BOXES
OF CREEPY LARVAE
599
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,233
THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO SWARM
INTO BUTTERFLIES
600
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,669
ON THE WEDDING DAY.
THEY SWARMED EARLY.
601
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,070
WHAT'S WITH THE HAT?
602
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:41,073
GRANDMA GAVE IT TO ME.
OH, NOW, THAT'S JUST MEAN.
603
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,208
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
604
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,777
DO YOU WANT A MIRROR?
I'M TAKING IT OFF.
605
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:48,014
SO, RORY'S GOLFING ADVENTURE --
TELL ME!
606
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,682
IT WAS FINE.
607
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,318
I BROUGHT YOU CHOCOLATE CAKE
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
608
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,020
IT REALLY WASN'T THAT BAD.
609
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:57,523
YOU ARE THE SWEETEST KID
IN THE WORLD. WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT FROM?
610
00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:01,393
LUKE, AM I MISTAKEN, OR DID
THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAY "OPEN"?
611
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,329
SO, WHERE WERE WE?
ME GOLFING.
612
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,631
RIGHT. GO.
613
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:07,366
OKAY. WELL, UM,
BY THE END OF THE DAY
614
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,135
I COULD EVEN HIT THE BALL.
615
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,771
SOMETIMES IT WASN'T MY BALL,
BUT THE INTENTIONS WERE GOOD.
616
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:14,373
WELL, GOOD INTENTIONS AND NO
PHYSICAL EXERTION WHATSOEVER
617
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,944
IS WHAT THE GAME OF GOLF WAS
BUILT ON. SO, DID YOU ORDER?
618
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,780
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
I HAD A BIG LUNCH
AT THE CLUB.
619
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,849
WITH ALL THE OTHER DEVASTATORS
OF OUR LAND.
620
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:26,953
LUKE, I'M REALLY SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
621
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:29,188
YOU HAD A BIG LUNCH
AT THE CLUB?
622
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,456
YEP. IT WAS QUITE GOOD.
623
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:32,391
WHAT'S WITH THE "QUITE"?
624
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,592
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
625
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,027
YOU DON'T EVER SAY "QUITE."
626
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,096
I'VE SAID "QUITE"
PLENTY OF TIMES.
627
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,531
WHATEVER. SO, BESIDES
THE "QUITE GOOD" LUNCH YOU HAD,
628
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,900
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?
629
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,670
NOTHING. WE PLAYED.
I MET HIS FRIENDS.
630
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,805
I TOOK A STEAM.
YOU TOOK A STEAM?
631
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:48,407
YEAH. I SWEATED OUT
ALL MY TOXINS,
632
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:49,742
AND I STOLE A TOWEL.
633
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:53,245
WOW! SOUNDS LIKE YOU
REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME.
634
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,280
I DID.
REALLY?
635
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,314
REALLY.
REALLY?
636
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:56,348
REALLY.
REALLY?
637
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:57,616
OKAY -- NEW WORD.
638
00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,418
SORRY. I'M SURPRISED.
639
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,921
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA BE BORED.
640
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,056
I WAS KIND OF SURPRISED, TOO.
641
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,326
I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS PRETTY.
GRANDPA AND I TALKED A LOT.
642
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,661
YOU TALKED? REALLY?
643
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:09,796
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
644
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,031
SORRY. YOU TALKED?
645
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:15,167
WE TALKED ABOUT FEZ.
AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS A HAT.
646
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:19,872
I TOLD HIM ABOUT OUR TRIP, AND
HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.
647
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,540
WOW!
648
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,410
SO YOU REALLY HAD FUN?
649
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,678
YEAH.
650
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,680
THAT'S GREAT.
651
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,883
THAT IS REALLY,
REALLY GREAT.
652
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:34,220
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STARVING.
653
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,222
THINGS CHANGE. MOVE ON.
654
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,359
DOES THIS HAT
REALLY LOOK BAD ON ME?
655
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:50,369
NO. I THINK IT LOOKS
KINDA CUTE.
656
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,674
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
657
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:58,344
IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY.
FEEL EACH OTHER.
658
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,680
USE THE THUMPING OF YOUR HEART
AS YOUR METRONOME.
659
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,851
LET PASSION
BE YOUR CHOREOGRAPHER.
660
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:08,587
BE AS LIGHT ON YOUR TOES
AS YOU ARE IN YOUR HEART.
661
00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:11,490
NO, NO, LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S DONE.
662
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,125
AGAIN?
663
00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,262
YOU KNOW,
IN SOME COUNTRIES,
664
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:20,032
IF YOU DANCE THIS CLOSE,
YOU'RE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE.
665
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,802
YOU'RE NEXT.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
666
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,474
CAN YOU CHECK
WITH THE CATERERS?
667
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,809
OKAY.
668
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,381
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
669
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,549
HEY.
670
00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:40,586
OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE
GOOD HANDWRITING.
THANK YOU.
671
00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:42,221
YOU DID NOT GET THAT
FROM ME.
672
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,123
YOUR FABULOUS FLAIR,
YOU GOT FROM ME.
673
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,358
I ALSO GOT MY DEVIATED
SEPTUM FROM YOU.
674
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:47,927
HEY, FOCUS ON THE FLAIR.
675
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,962
IT'S FOR YOU.
HE SAYS HE'S YOUR FATHER,
676
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:52,398
THOUGH WHY HE'D VOLUNTEER
THAT FREELY, I DON'T KNOW.
677
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,933
MY FATHER? ARE YOU SURE?
678
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,335
PLEASE JUST TAKE THE PHONE.
THANK YOU.
679
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,071
DAD?
680
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,808
YEAH, IT'S LORELAI.
WHO ELSE CALLS YOU "DAD"?
681
00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,378
YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
HOLD ON.
682
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:08,147
IT'S FOR YOU.
683
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:09,715
THANKS.
684
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,117
HELLO?
685
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,684
HEY, GRANDPA.
686
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,920
THAT'S GREAT.
687
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,290
JACKIE WANTS SAMUEL BARBER,
JOHN CAGE, AND PHILIP GLASS,
688
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:21,093
AND JESSICA WANTS SHANIA TWAIN'S
"I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN."
689
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,995
I'M NOT A JUKEBOX.
OH, PLEASE.
690
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,831
YOU THINK I STARTED
PLAYING THE HARP
691
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,866
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT WOULD MAKE ME COOL --
692
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,534
FINALLY GET ME IN
WITH THE IN-CROWD?
693
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,337
MAYBE I'D MAKE FOR SOME GREAT
HAPPY-HOUR CONVERSATION.
694
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:34,106
NO, ALRIGHT?
THE MUSIC DRIVES ME, LADY.
695
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,943
I WILL PLAY WHAT I FEEL,
AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.
696
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,978
I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA $100.
697
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,980
YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF
A JUKEBOX.
698
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,519
YEAH, YEAH,
I'D LOVE TO SEE IT.
699
00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,924
NO, IF YOU WANT TO.
700
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,426
SURE. THAT SOUNDS GOOD. YEAH.
701
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:58,330
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
702
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,975
SHOULD I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE?
703
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,010
I THINK I WANT TO CHANGE
MY HAIR.
704
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:13,779
REALLY? I THINK IT LOOKS
QUITE GOOD.
705
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,114
YOU'RE FUNNY.
706
00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,782
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK?
707
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,050
OH, YEAH -- WATER.
708
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,192
SO YOU TALKED
TO GRANDPA TODAY?
709
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:27,059
WHAT?
710
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,895
GRANDPA -- HE CALLED?
711
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,297
YEP!
ANYTHING WRONG?
712
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:34,266
NO. HE JUST FOUND THIS BOOK
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
713
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,668
OH!
714
00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,704
AND HE JUST CALLED
TO TELL YOU?
715
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,006
YEAH. WHY?
716
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,207
NOTHING. IT'S JUST WEIRD.
717
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,876
HE DOESN'T CALL
THE INN THAT MUCH --
718
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:46,012
OR EVER, ACTUALLY.
719
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:48,247
HE KNEW THAT I
WAS LOOKING FOR IT, SO --
720
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,816
OH, SURE.
WHAT BOOK IS IT?
721
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,218
MENCKEN'S "CHRESTOMATHY."
722
00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,820
OH, THAT ONE.
YEAH.
723
00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:56,188
HEY!
724
00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:59,325
CINNAMON IS STUCK
UNDER OUR FRONT PORCH AGAIN.
725
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:02,328
CAN I BORROW SOME VEGETABLE OIL
AND A SHOEHORN?
726
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:03,629
I'LL GET IT.
727
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,698
I'M CALLIN' HIM AND CALLIN' HIM,
AND I GO AROUND THE PORCH,
728
00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:09,969
AND THIS BIG, ORANGE TUSH
IS JUST STARIN' ME IN THE FACE.
729
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,370
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
730
00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:13,639
YEAH. HE MUST HAVE BEEN MEOWING
FOR AN HOUR,
731
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:17,343
BUT MOREY WAS PLAYING SOME
THELONIOUS ON THE STEINWAY,
732
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,279
AND WHEN MOREY PLAYS,
I GO INTO THIS TRANCE
733
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:23,882
WHERE ALL I CAN SEE IS BLUE
AND MOON AND STARS.
734
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:24,917
[ MEOWS ]
735
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,718
Morey: HE'S OUT, BABS!
736
00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:28,154
OH. NEVER MIND, SUGAR.
737
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,989
PLAY ME HOME, BABY!
738
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,926
[ PLAYING PIANO ]
739
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:35,894
[ GIGGLES ]
740
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,529
BYE.
741
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,098
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
742
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:41,600
OH, GOD! IT'S KILLIN' ME!
743
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,307
BABETTE DIDN'T TAKE HER OIL.
744
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,943
AH, KEEP IT.
CHRISTMAS IS EARLY THIS YEAR.
745
00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,512
SO YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING?
746
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,215
MADONNA AND SEAN PENN
SHOULD GET REMARRIED?
BESIDES THAT.
747
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:59,986
I WAS THINKING YOUR GOLFING
EXPEDITION SHOULD TOTALLY
COUNT AS A DINNER.
748
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:03,855
I THINK I CAN GET US OUT OF
DINNER AT THE GRANDPARENTS'
ON FRIDAY.
749
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,824
MAYBE WE COULD GRAB A MOVIE.
750
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:08,594
OH. WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
751
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,496
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.
752
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,165
NO. IT'S JUST GONNA GET GRANDMA
ALL FREAKED OUT.
753
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:17,236
I CAN HANDLE THOSE FREAK OUTS.
I'VE DONE THAT.
754
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,805
I HAVE TO GET THE BOOK
FROM GRANDPA ANYWAY.
755
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,473
LET'S JUST GO.
756
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,576
OH. ALRIGHT,
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.
757
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:25,611
I DO.
758
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:28,414
OKAY. FINE.
759
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,751
IS THAT MY SWEATER?
WHAT?
760
00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:34,486
YOU'RE WEARING MY SWEATER.
761
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,055
SO?
762
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,523
NO, IT'S OKAY.
763
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:40,359
IT'S JUST I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU
TO AT LEAST ASK
764
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:42,094
BEFORE YOU BORROW MY STUFF.
765
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:45,231
I'M SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
766
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:49,301
IT'S JUST NOT TOO MUCH
FOR A SIMPLE "CAN I
BORROW IT, MOM," IS IT?
767
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:53,372
NO, IT'S NOT.
JEEZ. LIGHTEN UP.
768
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,174
IT'S MY FAVORITE SWEATER,
TOO.
769
00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:57,009
SINCE WHEN?
SINCE ALWAYS.
770
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,477
THIS IS NOT
YOUR FAVORITE.
771
00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:01,113
YES, IT IS, AND IT'S GOING
TO BE STRETCHED OUT,
772
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,314
LIKE EVERYTHING YOU BORROW.
773
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,183
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
774
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,451
YOU TAKE MY SWEATERS
775
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,553
AND WEAR THEM
AND STRETCH THEM OUT.
776
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,255
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY STRETCH
THEM OUT!
777
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,323
YOUR BOOBS ARE WAY BIGGER
THAN MINE!
778
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,259
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
YES, IT IS.
779
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,527
YOUR BOOBS ARE TOTALLY BIGGER
THAN MINE!
780
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:16,562
YOU'RE CRAZY!
781
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,364
DO YOU WANT TO MEASURE?
WHAT?
782
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,866
I'M SERIOUS. GET THE
MEASURING TAPE RIGHT NOW!
783
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,734
I AM NOT GOING TO MEASURE
MY BOOBS!
784
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:25,637
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE TOTALLY BIGGER!
785
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:26,538
I'M GOING INSIDE.
786
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,407
FINE.
WE'LL JUST COMPARE BRAS.
787
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:32,111
STOP IT!
I'LL STOP IT WHEN YOU QUIT
STEALING MY STUFF!
788
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,646
YOU'RE CRACKED!
789
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,182
YOU'RE...BIGGER!
790
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:39,685
[ SIGHS ]
791
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,957
"YOUR BOOBS ARE BIGGER
THAN MINE?"
792
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:46,992
I'M A MENTAL CASE.
793
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,194
SO, APOLOGIZE.
794
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,229
I WAS TOO STUPID
TO APOLOGIZE LAST NIGHT,
795
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,664
AND SHE WAS GONE
BEFORE I GOT UP THIS MORNING.
796
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:55,867
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
YOU'RE VERY POSSESSIVE
OF YOUR SWEATERS.
797
00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:59,305
IF SOMEBODY EVEN BREATHES
TOO HARD ON MY PARING KNIFE,
798
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,340
I'M LIKE
A CRAZY SPIDER MONKEY.
799
00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:02,808
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SWEATER.
800
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,845
IT'S ABOUT THE GOLFING THING
AND THE LIKING IT THING.
801
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,380
SHE HAD FUN, SOOKIE,
802
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,216
JUST LIKE MY MOTHER
SAID SHE WOULD.
803
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:13,219
YEAH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
SHE SHOULD HAVE FUN.
804
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:16,122
I WANT HER TO HAVE
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
WITH HER GRANDPARENTS.
805
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,624
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T
DOESN'T MEAN SHE SHOULDN'T.
806
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,958
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
807
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:24,463
RIGHT. SO WHY WAS I TRYING
TO GET HER OUT OF DINNER?
808
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,898
WHAT AM I TRYING TO DO,
UNDERMINE THEIR RELATIONSHIP?
809
00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,134
YOU WEREN'T.
YES, I WAS.
810
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,635
YES, YOU WERE.
I'M 4-YEARS-OLD.
811
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,438
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
I'M NOT JEALOUS.
812
00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:34,873
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE
THEY LIKE RORY BETTER THAN YOU.
813
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,775
OH, THANK YOU FOR THE HUG.
814
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,210
SEE, I'M BAD AT ADVICE TALKS.
815
00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,446
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOUP?
I'M GOOD WITH SOUP.
816
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:43,349
I'M SORRY. YOU'RE FINE.
I'M ALL MIXED UP.
817
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,185
I LEFT THAT LIFE, YOU KNOW --
THE CLUB AND MY PARENTS.
818
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,420
I RAN FROM IT
AS SOON AS I COULD.
819
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:52,224
IT JUST NEVER OCCURRED TO ME
THAT SHE MIGHT WANT IT.
820
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,659
IT OCCURRED TO MY MOTHER,
THOUGH.
821
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,494
GOD, I HATE
THAT SHE WAS RIGHT.
822
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:59,831
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SH--
OOH! OH, MY GOD.
823
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,500
OHH! AAH!
824
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:03,902
ARE YOU OKAY?
825
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,304
OKAY.
826
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,675
LOOK AT YOU!
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
827
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,042
[ SIGHS ]
828
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,878
I HAVE TO BE MORE ADULT
ABOUT THIS.
829
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,914
I MEAN, IF THE COUNTRY CLUB LIFE
IS WHAT SHE WANTS,
830
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,516
MORE POWER TO HER, RIGHT?
831
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,118
YOU KNOW, LITTLE WHITE GLOVES
AND COMING-OUT PARTIES --
832
00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:21,753
THAT MAKES SOME GIRLS
HAPPY, RIGHT?
833
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:25,491
SURE. YEAH -- IF THEY'RE
ON PROZAC, ABSOLUTELY.
834
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:28,026
I JUST NEVER THOUGHT
I RAISED THAT KIND OF KID --
835
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,662
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG
WITH THAT KIND OF KID.
836
00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,531
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS RORY.
837
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:37,002
MAYBE IT'S NOT. I DON'T KNOW.
AM I OBSESSING? SOOKIE? HELLO?
838
00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:40,472
DO I HAVE TO PUT ON
MY STRAWBERRY COSTUME
TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?
839
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,942
I'M SORRY.
YOU HAVE A STRAWBERRY COSTUME?
840
00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:45,777
UNBELIEVABLE!
841
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,145
JACKSON...
842
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:48,847
SO THIS
IS WHAT WE'VE COME TO --
843
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:50,482
YOU SNEAKING AROUND
BEHIND MY BACK,
844
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,284
BUYING SOMEBODY ELSE'S
STRAWBERRIES?
845
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,319
I WAS DESPERATE!
846
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,086
YOU DISGUST ME!
847
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,655
I NEEDED THE STRAWBERRIES!
848
00:35:56,722 --> 00:36:00,259
WELL, NOW YOU HAVE 'EM!
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOGETHER!
849
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,893
JACKSON, WAIT!
850
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,928
NO!
851
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,463
COME ON, JACKSON!
852
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,331
NO!
853
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,299
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
NO.
854
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,668
GET BACK!
855
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,270
[ INDISTINCT ]
856
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:20,178
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
857
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,352
* ...A KISS TO BUILD
A DREAM ON *
858
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:31,523
* MY IMAGINATION
WILL FEED MY HUNGRY HEART *
859
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:35,661
* LEAVE ME ONE THING
BEFORE WE PART *
860
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:39,998
* A KISS TO BUILD
A DREAM ON *
861
00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:43,469
* WHEN I'M ALONE *
862
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,972
* WITH MY FANCIES *
863
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:51,677
* I'LL BE WITH YOU *
864
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:56,582
* LEAVING ALL MY ROMANCES *
865
00:36:56,648 --> 00:37:00,652
* MAKING BELIEVE
THAT THAT'S TRUE *
866
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,291
* OH, GIVE ME YOUR
LIPS FOR JUST A MOMENT *
867
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:08,193
* MY IMAGINATION -- **
868
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,928
OH, PARDON ME.
869
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:12,764
HERE YOU ARE.
870
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:13,799
WE DID IT.
871
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:14,833
WE SURE DID.
872
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,437
OH, GOD, I FEEL WONDERFUL!
873
00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:21,507
I'M SO GLAD IT TURNED OUT
THE WAY YOU WANTED IT TO.
874
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,542
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
THEY JUST TOLD ME
875
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:26,712
THEY'RE GOING TO SHARE
A CONDO IN TUCSON, ARIZONA.
876
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:29,381
THAT'S HUNDREDS OF MILES
AWAY!
877
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,682
CONGRATULATIONS.
878
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,051
THANK YOU!
SISTER SLEDGE!
879
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,353
EXCUSE ME!
880
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:37,556
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
881
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,201
HEY, STRANGER.
882
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,603
HEY.
883
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,339
GOOD TURNOUT?
YEP.
884
00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:54,940
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK?
885
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:58,377
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE UP?
NO. I'M TRYING
TO HYDRATE YOU.
886
00:37:58,444 --> 00:37:59,811
I'M FINE, THANKS.
887
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,715
I'M SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
888
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:06,151
A CRAZY, EVIL SPIRIT
OBSESSED WITH BRA SIZE
889
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:08,286
TOOK OVER MY BODY.
IT HAPPENS.
890
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:10,389
SHE'S GONE NOW.
GOOD TO KNOW.
891
00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:14,225
YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD YOU'RE
BONDING WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
892
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,661
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
893
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:19,665
IT'S JUST WEIRD FOR ME, IS ALL.
I CAN'T RELATE TO IT.
894
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,568
YOU COULD IF YOU TRIED.
NO. WE'RE TOO --
895
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:27,439
[ SIGHS ]
TOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED.
896
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,307
I'M GLAD YOU ARE, ANYWAY.
897
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,209
OKAY.
898
00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:34,245
I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT YOU OFF
FROM THEM SO COMPLETELY.
899
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,981
IT JUST HAPPENED.
900
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:39,250
NOT HAVING THEM IN MY LIFE
JUST FELT SO RIGHT,
901
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,920
I JUST NEVER THOUGHT...
902
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,689
I'M SORRY.
903
00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:46,091
I DID NOT PAY $500
FOR THIS DRESS
904
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,527
SO YOU COULD RUN AROUND
AND MESS IT UP.
905
00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:50,261
SIT AND BE STILL.
906
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,465
CROSS YOUR LEGS.
YOU'RE A LADY.
907
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:59,871
GOD. I MUST HAVE HAD
A MILLION DRESSES LIKE THAT
908
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,473
WHEN I WAS A KID.
909
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,241
IT DOESN'T REALLY SCREAM
"YOU."
910
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,545
NO. I DID ALL THE SCREAMING.
911
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:13,452
THANK YOU FOR NOT PUTTING ME
IN A DRESS LIKE THAT.
912
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,621
YOU'RE WELCOME.
913
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,856
OF COURSE, WEARING
THOSE DRESSES -- NOT ALL BAD.
914
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:18,924
NO?
915
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,427
NO. THEY REALLY FLY UP
WHEN YOU TWIRL AROUND.
916
00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:23,328
AND IF YOU'RE WEARING
THAT RUFFLED UNDERWEAR --
917
00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:25,831
BIG CROWD-PLEASER.
918
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,068
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,
919
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:33,204
I THINK I GOT A FUNGUS
FROM THE STEAM ROOM.
920
00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:35,173
IT DOES.
921
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,508
THANK YOU.
922
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:40,846
* HAVE FAITH IN YOU
AND THE THINGS YOU DO *
923
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:43,148
* YOU WON'T GO WRONG *
* I KNOW *
924
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,951
* THIS IS OUR FAMILY JEWEL *
925
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:50,188
* WE ARE FAMILY *
* SING IT TO ME *
926
00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:54,259
* I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME *
927
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:57,295
* WE ARE FAMILY -- **
928
00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:59,130
OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE.
929
00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,799
HEY!
HI, GRANDMA.
930
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:03,368
MY GOODNESS.
WHAT'S THAT?
WE BROUGHT DESSERT.
931
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:06,404
REALLY? HOW THOUGHTFUL.
WHAT IS IT?
BLUEBERRY SHORTCAKE.
932
00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,975
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF BLUEBERRY SHORTCAKE.
IT'S A STARS HOLLOW SPECIALTY.
933
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,076
WHY IS IT ALREADY CUT?
934
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:14,546
IT'S LEFT OVER...
FROM THE WEDDING...
935
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,248
AT THE INN.
YES, I KNOW
WHERE THE WEDDING WAS.
936
00:40:17,315 --> 00:40:20,986
SORRY. YOU WERE JUST DOING
THAT STARING THING.
YOU BROUGHT US USED DESSERT?
937
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,054
IT'S NOT USED.
IT'S LEFT OVER.
938
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:26,191
HOW NICE. I'LL JUST PUT IT
IN THE KITCHEN NEXT
939
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,660
TO MY HALF-EMPTY
BOX OF CHEER.
940
00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:31,329
She's in a good mood tonight.
941
00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:32,798
CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
942
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:34,432
UH, WHITE WINE
WOULD BE GREAT.
943
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,701
COKE.
944
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,469
SO, LORELAI,
DID RORY TELL YOU
945
00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,905
ALL ABOUT THE WONDERFUL TIME
SHE HAD AT THE CLUB?
946
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:43,441
SHE SURE DID.
YOUR FATHER
WAS SIMPLY FLYING ALL WEEK.
947
00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:44,810
SHE REALLY CHARMED HIM.
948
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,045
AW. WELL, IF ANYBODY COULD,
IT WOULD BE HER.
949
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,548
IN THIS AGE OF MTV
AND 100 CHANNELS,
950
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:53,018
WHO WOULD HAVE IMAGINED
THAT A YOUNG GIRL
COULD STILL GET A THRILL
951
00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:55,386
SPENDING A SIMPLE AFTERNOON
WITH HER GRANDFATHER?
952
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,222
THAT WINE WOULD BE
REAL GOOD RIGHT NOW.
953
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,158
I THINK WE SHOULD GET HER
A MEMBERSHIP, DON'T YOU?
954
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:01,593
IF SHE WANTS -- SURE.
955
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,795
TO HAVE A PLACE TO SOCIALIZE --
956
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,330
THAT'S IMPORTANT
TO A YOUNG GIRL.
957
00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:08,867
NOW THAT THE CRACK DEN
HAS CLOSED DOWN ON THE CORNER,
958
00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:12,370
ALL HER REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
ARE GONE.
959
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:16,341
WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOM, SHOULD I
PURSUE THE CAREER IN COMEDY?
960
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,711
IT'S JUST VERY INTERESTING THE
WAY THINGS TURN OUT, ISN'T IT?
961
00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:21,713
[ SIGHS ]
962
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,849
YOU'RE HERE.
LORELAI...
963
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,785
DAD.
RORY, I HAVE A SURPRISE.
964
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:28,654
NOT ONLY DID I FIND THAT COPY
965
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,856
OF MENCKEN'S "CHRESTOMATHY"
WE DISCUSSED,
966
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,491
I ALSO FOUND A FIRST EDITION
OF HIS MEMOIRS AS WELL.
967
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,528
YOU'RE KIDDING.
IT'S IN MY OFFICE
IF YOU WANNA SEE THEM.
968
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:39,164
OH, MY GOD!
I TOTALLY WOULD!
969
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,569
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK
AT THOSE MYSELF.
970
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,838
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
971
00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:50,475
* HERE THEY GO ONE BY ONE *
972
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,744
* HERE THEY GO *
973
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:56,615
* HERE THEY GO ONE BY ONE *
974
00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,750
* HERE THEY GO *
975
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:01,687
* HERE THEY GO ONE BY ONE -- **
976
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,690
[ THEME MUSIC ]
977
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,303
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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