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THAT'S NICE.
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THANK YOU.
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DON'T MOVE, PLEASE.
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SO, WHY ARE YOU INSISTING
ON DOING THIS?
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WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING
PRIVATE SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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YES, BUT I'M GOING TO BE
WEARING SHOES.
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NOBODY'S GONNA SEE
MY FEET.
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OKAY, BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS
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THAT PRIVATE-SCHOOL GIRLS
ARE BAD.
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AND BAD GIRLS
ALWAYS WEAR RED NAIL POLISH.
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ARE YOU NERVOUS?
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ABOUT WHAT?
ABOUT STARTING CHILTON.
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WELL, I WASN'T UNTIL I HEARD
ABOUT ALL THOSE BAD GIRLS.
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GUYS, NEW CD, XTC --
"APPLE VENUS VOLUME 2"!
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BUT YOU ONLY FINISHED
HALF MY TOES!
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Lorelai: WHO CARES?! YOU'RE
GONNA BE WEARING SHOES ANYWAY!
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* I'M THE MAN WHO WANTED LOVE **
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* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *
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* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* OH, OH, OH *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANY ANYWHERE
THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW
WHERE YOU LEAD **
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MOM!
[ GASPS ]
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WHAT? GOD. HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE UP!
IT'S 7:10!
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WHAT?
IT'S 7:10!
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NO.
IT'S 7:10.
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STOP IT.
IT'S A QUARTER TO 6:00.
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NO, IT'S NOT!
YES, IT IS.
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I SET THE CLOCK..
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IT'S 7:10!
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I CAN'T BE LATE
ON MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE
LATE ON THEIR FIRST DAY?
IT'S SHORTER?
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THEY'RE CALLED "THE LATE GIRL."
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OHH! SO DRAMATIC.
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WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
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WE HAVE TO GO!
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WHAT IF THERE'S TRAFFIC?!
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MOM!
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I HAD THIS ALL PLANNED.
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I WAS GONNA GET UP EARLY.
I WAS GONNA GET COFFEE.
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I WAS GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.
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I WAS GONNA PICK UP MY CLOTHES
FROM THE DRY CLEANERS.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OH, MY GOD. MY CLOTHES.
WHAT?!
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I-I DON'T HAVE
ANY CLEAN CLOTHES.
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IT'S 7:15.
ALL MY NICE THINGS
WERE DIRTY.
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IT'S 7:16.
OH, MY GOD!
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I WAS GONNA WEAR MY BLUE SUIT
AND FLIPPY SKIRT.
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I LOOK GREAT
IN THE FLIPPY SKIRT.
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IT'S 7:17.
YOU KNOW WHAT, TIME LADY?
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GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND WARM UP THE CAR?
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THAT WOULD BE REALLY SUPER.
THANK YOU.
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JUST HURRY!
OH, THIS SUCKS.
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THIS SUCKS!
THIS SUCKS!
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IT'S 7:18.
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
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[ SIGHS ]
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
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I BUY ANYTHING
JUST BECAUSE IT'S FURRY.
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IT'S 7--
DON'T EVEN THINK
OF FINISHING THAT SENTENCE.
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[ SIGHS ]
WHAT?!
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NOTHING. DIDN'T KNOW
THE RODEO WAS IN TOWN.
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ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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I'M BRINGING
THE BABY PICTURES.
NO! I'M SORRY.
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I LOVE THE RODEO.
THE RODEO RULES.
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* I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU *
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* I'M NOT GOOD AT THINGS
THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO *
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* SHOULD I PRETEND
THAT I DON'T CARE *
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* YOU DON'T FEEL
WHAT I FEEL IS THERE *
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* I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY GOODBYE *
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* I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU *
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* OHH OHH OHH *
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* AH AH AHH **
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I REMEMBER
IT BEING SMALLER.
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YEAH. AND LESS...
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...OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.
YEAH.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE
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IF THERE'S A HUNCHBACK
UP IN THAT BELL TOWER.
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SO, HOW DO I LOOK?
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[ SIGHS ]
YOU LOOK GREAT.
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REALLY?
REALLY.
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YOU ARE AN AMAZING KID.
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YOU HAVE EARNED THIS.
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YOU JUST GO IN THERE
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AND SHOW THEM
WHAT SMART REALLY IS.
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I LOVE YOU.
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CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME.
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
NO!
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CALL ME
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
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I'M GREAT
AT MAKING UP DIRTY CHEERS.
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YOU HAVE TO GO IN WITH ME.
RORY, COME ON.
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YOU HAVE TO MEET
THE HEADMASTER.
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WELL, LOOK AT ME.
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I CAN'T MEET ANYBODY
WHO DOES ANYTHING IN THERE.
MOM.
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I LOOK LIKE THAT CHICK
FROM "THE DUKES OF HAZZARD."
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THIS IS MY FIRST DAY.
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YOU ARE NOT GETTING OUT
OF GOING IN THERE WITH ME.
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GOOD MORNING.
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OH, WELL, WE'RE GONNA BE
BEST FRIENDS.
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SO, WHERE DO WE GO?
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UH, THE AMBROISE BUILDING.
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WHICH IS...
THE BIG, SCARY ONE.
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OH, GREAT.
THANKS FOR THE INPUT.
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LOST?
OH. YEAH.
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WE'RE LOOKING FOR
THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE,
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THE AMBROISE BUILDING?
AH. OKAY.
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WELL, THIS IS IT
RIGHT HERE.
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GO INSIDE, DOWN THE STAIRS,
MAKE A LEFT,
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AND THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE
IS AT THE END OF THE HALL.
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GREAT. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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I'M IAN JACK.
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MY DAUGHTER JULIA
GOES TO SCHOOL HERE.
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HI. I'M LORELAI GILMORE.
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THIS IS MY DAUGHTER,
RORY.
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YOUR DAUGHTER? REALLY?
YEP.
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WOW, THAT'S GREAT.
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UH... I MEAN, DAUGHTERS
ARE A GREAT THING.
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WE'RE BIG FANS.
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
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SO, IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE?
I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM.
I'M NOT MARRIED.
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I'D LOVE TO MEET
YOUR WIFE, THOUGH.
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I'M DIVORCED.
SHAME.
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EXCUSE ME. I REALLY GOT TO --
RIGHT.
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WE GOTTA GO MEET THE BIG GUY.
AND I GOTTA GET TO WORK.
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WHERE DO YOU WORK?
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AT AN INN.
THE INDEPENDENCE INN.
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I RUN IT.
REALLY?
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IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT,
OF COURSE.
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IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,
LORELAI.
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GOOD LUCK IN SCHOOL, RORY.
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I'LL TELL JULIA
TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.
GREAT. THANKS.
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SEE YOU.
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WHAT A NICE, NICE MAN.
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YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH.
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YOU WANT ME
TO GET YOU A MIRROR?
I'M BACK. LET'S GO.
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[ Sarcastically ]
OH, GOOD. MORE BIG STUFF.
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TURN LEFT.
OH.
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* AH LA LA LA AH LA LA *
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* AH LA LA AHHH *
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* AH AH *
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* AH AHHH *
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* AH LA LALA AH LA LA *
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* AH LA AH AH AH **
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YOU READY?
NO.
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YOU READY?
YES.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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UM...EXCUSE ME.
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OH! HOW -- WOW.
HI.
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I-I'M LORELAI GILMORE.
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THIS IS MY DAUGHTER,
LORELAI GILMORE.
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I NAMED HER AFTER ME.
I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL
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ALL WHACKED OUT ON DEMEROL.
NEVER MIND.
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B-B-BUT WE CALL HER "RORY."
IT'S SHORT FOR LORELAI.
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SHE'LL ANSWER TO EITHER ONE
OR EVEN "HEY, YOU,"
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DEPENDING ON THE --
IS THE HEADMASTER HERE?
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ONE MOMENT.
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SEE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU GO TO BED
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WITH YOUR MAKEUP ON.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEADMASTER CHARLESTON
WILL SEE YOU NOW.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
GREAT. GREAT. THANKS.
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MS. GILMORE,
I'M HEADMASTER CHARLESTON.
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HI. WOW.
IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET --
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MOM.
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UM, EX--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I CAME TO WISH
MY GRANDDAUGHTER LUCK
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ON HER FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
BUT --
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RORY, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL
IN THAT UNIFORM!
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME
ALL THE WAY HERE, MOM.
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THIS GAVE ME A CHANCE
TO MAKE SURE THAT HANLIN HERE
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TAKES GOOD CARE OF RORY.
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YOU'RE HANLIN.
HANLIN CHARLESTON.
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HANLIN'S WIFE AND I
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ARE ON THE SYMPHONY FUNDRAISING
COMMITTEE TOGETHER.
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WOW. THAT'S GREAT.
YOUR FATHER AND I
ARE GOLF RIVALS.
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WE'RE STILL FIGHTING IT OUT
TO SEE WHICH ONE IS WORSE.
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OH, YES.
WE'RE ALL OLD FRIENDS.
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WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE FRIENDS...
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ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE OLD.
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ONES.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE OFF
YOUR COAT AND HAVE A SEAT?
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NO, I'M FINE.
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I'M AFRAID
THEY WERE A LITTLE OVERZEALOUS
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WITH THE FURNACE THIS MORNING.
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IT'S QUITE WARM IN HERE.
I LIKE IT WARM.
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LORELAI, TAKE OFF YOUR COAT
AND SIT DOWN.
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YOU DON'T WANT HANLIN
TO THINK YOU'RE RUDE.
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[ EXHALES ]
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LAUNDRY DAY.
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HANLIN, DID YOU KNOW THAT RORY
HAS A 4.0 GRADE AVERAGE?
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I'M SURE HE DOES, MOM.
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL GIRL.
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YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.
WE'LL DO OUR BEST, EMILY.
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OH, GOD! RORY'S NOT
GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
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SHE'S TOTALLY LOW-MAINTENANCE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A HONDA.
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[ Laughing ] YOU KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST EASY, JUST...
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NICE OFFICE.
WELL, I DON'T THINK
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WE SHOULD TAKE UP ANY MORE
OF YOUR PRECIOUS TIME.
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IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
GIVE BITTY OUR LOVE.
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TELL RICHARD I'LL SEE HIM
AT THE CLUB SUNDAY.
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HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, RORY.
I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
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DO YOU NEED A RIDE
OR IS YOUR HORSE PARKED OUTSIDE?
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Lorelai:
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
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Have a great day.
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OH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO FORGET YOUR COAT.
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OH. NO...'CAUSE THAT
WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.
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HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE
LOOKING LIKE THAT?
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IT WASN'T PLANNED.
ON RORY'S FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
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WHAT KIND OF AN IMPRESSION
DID YOU THINK YOU'D MAKE?
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WHY ARE YOU HERE, MOTHER?
I CAME TO PUT IN
A GOOD WORD FOR RORY.
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SHE DIDN'T NEED
A GOOD WORD.
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I'M NOT ALLOWED HERE,
IS THAT IT?
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I'M PAYING FOR IT.
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BUT CAN'T SET FOOT
ON THE PREMISES.
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00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,032
I JUST WANT TO GET
THE RULES STRAIGHT.
226
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,968
HOW ABOUT THE STREET?
CAN I DRIVE DOWN THE STREET?
227
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,103
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST AVOID
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ALTOGETHER.
228
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,139
ALTHOUGH MY DOCTOR
IS RIGHT DOWN THE BLOCK.
229
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,875
MAYBE I CAN GET SPECIAL
PERMISSION IF I'M BLEEDING.
230
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,445
I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST
SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE.
231
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,980
I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT
232
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,850
FOR THIS SCHOOL TO KNOW
THEY HAD A GILMORE AMONGST THEM.
233
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,317
A VERY GOOD THOUGHT.
234
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,353
AND THAT SOME GILMORES
ACTUALLY OWN CLOTHING.
235
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,890
ON THAT NOTE, I HAVE TO GET TO
WORK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
236
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,492
DINNER, FRIDAY NIGHT.
NO SPURS, PLEASE.
237
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,727
UHHH!
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00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,766
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
A BRIGHT GIRL, MISS GILMORE.
239
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,835
THANK YOU.
GOOD GRADES.
TEACHERS LIKE YOU.
240
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,071
NOT A LOT
OF SOCIAL ACTIVITIES, THOUGH.
241
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,239
OH, WELL, JUST LIVING
AT STARS HOLLOW
242
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,108
IS KIND OF A SOCIAL ACTIVITY,
ACTUALLY.
243
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,110
NOTHING IN YOUR SCHOOL
APPEALED TO YOU?
244
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,913
I WORK AT MY MOTHER'S INN
AFTER SCHOOL SOMETIMES.
245
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,182
I WAS IN THE GERMAN CLUB
FOR A WHILE,
246
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,017
BUT THERE WERE
ONLY THREE OF US.
247
00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,253
THEN TWO LEFT AFTER SEEING
"SCHINDLER'S LIST."
248
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,356
WHAT ARE YOUR ASPIRATIONS?
I WANT TO GO TO HARVARD
249
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,358
TO STUDY JOURNALISM
AND POLITICAL SCIENCE.
250
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,595
ON YOUR WAY TO BEING...
CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR.
251
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,764
REALLY?
YES.
252
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,766
NOT COKIE ROBERTS?
NO.
253
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,301
NOT OPRAH, ROSIE,
254
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:18,872
OR ONE OF THE WOMEN
FROM "THE VIEW"?
NO.
255
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,008
WHY DO YOU WISH TO BE
CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR?
256
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,976
I DON'T WISH TO BE HER,
EXACTLY.
257
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,212
I JUST WANT TO DO
WHAT SHE DOES.
258
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,346
WHICH IS?
259
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,050
TRAVEL, SEE THE WORLD
UP CLOSE,
260
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,052
REPORT ON
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON,
261
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,553
BE A PART OF SOMETHING BIG.
262
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,024
AND TO BE PART OF SOMETHING BIG
YOU HAVE TO BE ON TV?
263
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,259
WHY NOT LEAD THE POLICE
ON A HIGH-SPEED CHASE?
264
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,294
IT'S A QUICKER WAY
TO ACHIEVE THIS GOAL.
265
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,930
IT'S NOT ABOUT
BEING ON TV...
266
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,364
MAYBE I'LL BE A JOURNALIST
267
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,467
AND WRITE BOOKS OR ARTICLES
ABOUT WHAT I SEE.
268
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,371
I JUST WANT TO BE SURE
THAT I SEE -- SOMETHING.
269
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,809
YOU'LL NOTICE
THE DEBATING TEAM'S
270
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,878
ALSO MISSING
FROM MY RESUME.
271
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,317
I'VE KNOWN YOUR GRANDPARENTS
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
I KNOW.
272
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,754
I WAS AT A PARTY
AT THEIR HOUSE LAST WEEK
273
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:11,658
WHERE I HAD THE MOST DELICIOUS
LOBSTER PUFFS I'VE EVER EATEN.
274
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,428
I'M VERY FOND OF THEM.
THAT'S NICE.
275
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,498
NONE OF THIS, HOWEVER,
WILL BE OF ANY BENEFIT TO YOU.
276
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,868
CHILTON HAS ONE OF THE HIGHEST
ACADEMIC STANDARDS
277
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,669
OF ANY SCHOOL IN AMERICA.
278
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,305
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE SMARTEST
GIRL AT STARS HOLLOW,
279
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,940
BUT THIS
IS A DIFFERENT PLACE.
280
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,342
THE PRESSURES ARE GREATER,
THE RULES ARE STRICTER,
281
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,278
AND THE EXPECTATIONS
ARE HIGHER.
282
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,313
IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH,
YOU'LL HAVE RECEIVED
283
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,683
ONE OF THE FINEST EDUCATIONS
AND THERE SHOULD BE NO REASON
284
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,019
NOT TO ACHIEVE
ALL YOUR GOALS.
285
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,854
HOWEVER, SINCE
YOU ARE STARTING LATE
286
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,323
AND ARE NOT USED
TO THIS ATMOSPHERE,
287
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,059
THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE
YOU WILL FAIL.
288
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,898
THAT IS FINE.
FAILURE'S A PART OF LIFE...
289
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,533
BUT NOT A PART OF CHILTON.
290
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,335
UNDERSTAND?
291
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,007
SO YOU LIKED
THE LOBSTER PUFFS, HUH?
292
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,344
TAKE THIS TO MISS JAMES
293
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,613
IN THE ADMINISTRATION OFFICE
ACROSS THE HALL.
294
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,533
HI. I'M LOOKING
FOR MISS JAMES.
295
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,800
NAME?
296
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,003
LORELAI GILMORE.
297
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,871
BUT I GO BY "RORY."
298
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,106
FILL THIS OUT, PLEASE.
299
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,921
WELL?
SHUT UP.
300
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,289
HURRY, PLEASE.
SPIDERS.
301
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,558
"LORELAI GILMORE."
NICE STRIPPER NAME.
302
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,860
"OF STARS HOLLOW HIGH SCHOOL."
WHERE'S THAT?
303
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:58,198
DRIVE WEST, MAKE A LEFT AT THE
HAYSTACKS AND FOLLOW THE COWS.
A DIXIE CHICK.
304
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,433
"PERFECT ATTENDANCE.
4.0 GRADE POINT AVERAGE."
305
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,103
BUGS, DIRT, TWIGS.
SHE'S A JOURNALISM MAJOR.
306
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,472
SHE'S GONNA GO OUT
FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER.
307
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,007
NOT NECESSARILY.
308
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,841
SHE'S GOT A THOUSAND
RECOMMENDATIONS IN HERE.
309
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,678
POPULAR WITH THE ADULTS AND
GOING OUT FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER?
310
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,514
YOU DON'T KNOW SHE'S GOING OUT
FOR THE PAPER. QUITE DOWN.
311
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,349
I HATE NATURE.
SHE'LL NEVER CATCH UP.
312
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,451
SHE'S A MONTH BEHIND.
YOU CAN TUTOR HER.
313
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,520
BE LIKE A BIG SISTER.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
314
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,322
OKAY, LIZARD, GOODBYE.
315
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,557
WHY ARE THEY LETTING
ALL THESE EXTRA PEOPLE IN?
316
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,994
THEY TAKE UP SPACE
AND SCREW UP THE CURVE.
317
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,795
WE DON'T NEED
NEW KIDS HERE.
318
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,130
TOO LATE.
319
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,335
James: HERE'S THE DINING ROOM,
THE SCIENCE ROOM.
320
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,338
HERE'S YOUR LOCKER NUMBER,
HERE'S YOUR SCHEDULE.
321
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,174
HERE'S THE RULES OF THE SCHOOL
AND THE CHILTON HONOR CODE.
322
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,210
HERE ARE THE WORDS
TO THE SCHOOL SONG,
323
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,978
WHICH MUST BE RECITED
UPON DEMAND.
324
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,546
THIS CAN HAPPEN ANYPLACE,
ANYTIME.
325
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,182
IF YOU DO IT IN LATIN,
YOU GET EXTRA CREDIT.
326
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,152
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?
UH, NOT AT THE MOMENT.
327
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,586
IF YOU DO,
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
328
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,455
TO SEE YOUR COUNSELOR,
MR. WINTERS.
329
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,924
HE HANDLES EVERYTHING
BUT BULIMIA AND PREGNANCY.
330
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,594
FOR THAT, YOU HAVE TO GO
TO THE NURSE OR COACH RUBENS.
331
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,096
WELCOME TO CHILTON.
332
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,333
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
333
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,406
I HAD THE LONGEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.
334
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,542
AND IT'S ONLY 10:00.
THERE'S NO COFFEE.
335
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,777
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
I CAN GIVE YOU HERBAL TEA.
336
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,181
THIS IS NOT A TEA MORNING.
THIS IS A COFFEE MORNING.
337
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,150
EVERY MORNING FOR YOU IS.
338
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,286
THIS IS A JUMBO COFFEE MORNING.
COFFEE IN AN I.V.
339
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,987
TEA AND
A BALANCE BAR.
340
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,257
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING.
341
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,192
I'M KIDDING.
YOU'RE SICK.
342
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,827
YEP.
YOU'RE A SADIST, A FIEND!
343
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,629
YOU'RE PRETTY.
FOR HERE OR TO GO?
344
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,966
TO GO, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES
TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM?
345
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,270
DO YOU HAVE A CHART?
BECAUSE I LOVE CHARTS.
FORGET IT.
346
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,639
WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING
THAT WAS SO AWFUL?
347
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,275
RORY STARTED CHILTON.
348
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,043
REALLY?
YEAH.
349
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,880
WHAT?
THAT'S HOW YOU DRESSED
TO TAKE RORY TO CHILTON?
350
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,649
THAT'S A FANCY SCHOOL.
MY CLOTHES WERE
AT THE CLEANERS.
351
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,319
THE FUZZY CLOCK,
DIDN'T PURR ON TIME.
352
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,289
IT DIDN'T PURR?
IT'S FUZZY. IT PURRS.
353
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,557
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND. I GOTTA GO.
354
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,059
I HAD A PLAN, DAMN IT.
355
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,161
ME TOO. NEXT TIME
YOU'RE GETTING TEA.
356
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:19,038
VISUALIZE, LADIES.
IT'S A THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE.
357
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,707
YOU'RE STANDING ON 5th AVENUE.
358
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,744
THERE'S 100 BEAUTIFUL BOYS
MARCHING IN PLACE BEHIND YOU,
359
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,079
AND THERE YOU ARE.
360
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,580
YOU ARE OUT IN FRONT
361
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,483
WITH YOUR FABULOUS LEGS
AND YOUR PERFECT TUSH.
362
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,754
YOUR BATON IS ON FIRE
AND THE CROWD GOES NUTS!
363
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,689
OKAY. COOKIE TIME.
364
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,293
LORELAI, HI.
HEY, PATTY.
365
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,595
ISN'T TODAY RORY'S FIRST DAY
AT CHILTON?
366
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,265
OH, YEAH, SHE'S THERE NOW.
I JUST DROPPED HER OFF.
367
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,599
IS THAT WHAT YOU WORE?
368
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,068
OH, LOOK AT THE TIME.
SEE YOU, PATTY.
369
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,403
BYE.
BYE.
370
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,241
OOH! LADIES, WHAT DO I SEE?
NAKED GIRLS.
371
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,309
NO, NO,
KEEP THOSE LEOTARDS ON.
372
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,411
THIS IS NOT BRAZIL.
373
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,715
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
374
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,502
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
375
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,843
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
376
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,815
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
377
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,990
HELLO?
LORELAI?
378
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,558
MOM?
LORELAI, GOOD.
379
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,093
I'M GOING SHOPPING
THIS AFTERNOON,
380
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,129
I THOUGHT I'D PICK UP
FEW THINGS FOR RORY.
LIKE WHAT?
381
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,432
A COUPLE OF EXTRA SKIRTS
AND TOPS FOR SCHOOL.
382
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,467
OKAY. I ALREADY TOOK CARE
OF THAT, MOM.
383
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,003
I GOT HER SKIRTS
AND SOME TOPS.
384
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,838
THERE ARE FIVE DAYS
IN A SCHOOL WEEK.
385
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,308
ARE YOU SURE? MY "DAYS
OF THE WEEK" UNDERWEAR
386
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,543
ONLY GO TO THURSDAY.
IS THAT A JOKE?
387
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,112
TWO SKIRTS ARE FINE.
I NEVER KNOW WITH YOU.
388
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,249
DON'T BOTHER.
WHAT IF SHE GETS ONE DIRTY?
389
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,083
WELL, THEN, SHE'LL WEAR
THE OTHER ONE.
390
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,719
WHAT IF SHE GETS THEM BOTH
DIRTY?
391
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,954
WE'LL USE THIS NEWFANGLED THING
CALLED A WASHING MACHINE.
392
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,790
THE TOWN CHIPPED IN AND BOUGHT
ONE. MY TURNS TUESDAY.
393
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,192
WHAT ABOUT SOCKS?
394
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,093
CHILTON HAS
THESE SPECIAL LOGO SOCKS.
395
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,829
RORY SHOULD HAVE THEM.
MOM, PLEASE.
396
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,332
AND WHAT ABOUT
THE SCHOOL SWEATER?
397
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,367
AND THERE'S A SWEATER VEST
AND THE BOOK BAG.
398
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,703
ARE YOU GETTING A CUT
OF THE MERCHANDISING?
RORY SHOULD HAVE THESE.
399
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,540
SHE'LL BE THE ONLY ONE
WHO DOESN'T.
SHE'LL LIVE.
400
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,608
I'M AT LEAST GETTING HER
THE CHILTON COAT.
401
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,345
IS SHE A SIZE 6?
MOM, PLEASE.
402
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,680
THIS IS A SIMPLE QUESTION,
LORELAI.
403
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,716
SHE'S A 6, BUT I'D GET AN 8
IF SHE GROWS.
404
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,618
IF SHE GROWS, I'LL BUY ANOTHER.
OKAY.
405
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,721
WELL, THEN, A 6 IS GREAT.
I GOTTA GO, MOM. BYE.
406
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,024
AND WHILE FRENCH CULTURE
WAS THE DOMINANT
407
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,761
OUTSIDE CULTURAL INFLUENCE,
ESPECIALLY FOR RUSSIA'S
408
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:58,298
MONEYED CLASS, ENGLISH CULTURE
ALSO HAD ITS IMPACT.
409
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,967
TOLSTOY'S FAVORITE AUTHOR,
FOR INSTANCE, WAS...
410
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,735
DICKENS.
YES.
411
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,937
AND LAST WEEK,
WE COVERED DOSTOEVSKI'S
412
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,906
MAIN AUTHORIAL INFLUENCES.
413
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,808
YEP.
GEORGE SAND AND BALZAC.
414
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,411
GOOD.
AS TOLSTOY COMMENCED WRITING
415
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,513
BOTH "WAR AND PEACE"
AND "ANNA KARENINA,"
416
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,482
COUNT LEO WOULD TURN TO...
417
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,949
"DAVID COPPERFIELD."
CORRECT.
418
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,686
HE'D TURN TO "DAVID COPPERFIELD"
FOR INSPIRATION.
419
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,922
AH, MR. DUGRAY.
420
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,325
SIR.
NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK.
421
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,959
I HOPE YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
BETTER.
422
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,160
MUCH BETTER, SIR.
423
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,762
GOOD. TAKE YOUR SEAT,
PLEASE.
424
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,166
"GREAT EXPECTATIONS,"
"A TALE OF TWO CITIES,"
425
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,468
"LITTLE DORRIT" --
426
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,705
ALL MAJOR INFLUENCES
ON LEO TOLSTOY.
427
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,542
WHO'S THAT?
NEW GIRL.
428
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,313
...OF THESE TWO LITERARY
MASTERS, TOLSTOY AND DICKENS.
429
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,348
CLASS DISMISSED.
430
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,487
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES
A MARY.
431
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,557
MISS, UH, GILMORE, COULD YOU
COME UP HERE PLEASE?
432
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,693
THESE ARE
LAST WEEK'S STUDY MATERIALS.
433
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,662
THERE'LL BE A TEST ON THEM
TOMORROW,
434
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,665
BUT SINCE YOU'RE NEW, YOU CAN
TAKE A MAKEUP ON MONDAY.
435
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,600
WILL THAT BE
SUFFICIENT TIME?
436
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,636
MONDAY?
SURE, THAT'S FINE.
437
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,739
THAT'S JUST AN OVERVIEW.
IT WILL BE VERY HELPFUL TO YOU
438
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,507
TO BORROW ANOTHER
STUDENT'S PERSONAL NOTES.
439
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,009
THEY TEND
TO BE MORE DETAILED.
440
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,545
MORE DETAILED THAN THIS?
441
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,147
IT SEEMS DAUNTING
RIGHT NOW, I KNOW.
442
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,517
NO, NO. IT'S OKAY.
IT'LL BE FINE.
443
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,019
REMEMBER TO GET THOSE NOTES.
THEY'LL BE A LIFESAVER.
444
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,057
OH.
I'M PARIS.
445
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,359
I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
446
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,927
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, TOO.
447
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,665
LORELAI GILMORE
FROM STARS HOLLOW.
YOU CAN CALL ME RORY.
448
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,100
ARE YOU GOING OUT
FOR "THE FRANKLIN"?
THE WHAT?
449
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,635
NICE INNOCENT ACT.
450
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,572
AT LEAST I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
GOING OUT FOR DRAMA CLUB.
451
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,507
"THE FRANKLIN" --
THE SCHOOL PAPER --
452
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,008
ARE YOU GOING OUT FOR IT?
453
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,578
I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE TO FIND MY LOCKER FIRST.
454
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,045
I'M GONNA BE EDITOR
NEXT YEAR.
455
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,715
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
I'M ALSO TOP OF THE CLASS,
456
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,284
AND I INTEND TO BE
VALEDICTORIAN WHEN I GRADUATE.
457
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,752
OKAY. I'M GOING NOW.
458
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,254
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH UP.
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME.
459
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,525
THIS SCHOOL IS MY DOMAIN,
AND "THE FRANKLIN" IS MY DOMAIN.
460
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,794
AND DON'T YOU
EVER FORGET THAT.
461
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,600
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME
BORROW YOUR NOTES, HUH?
462
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,976
THEY'RE SMALLER
THAN THE LAST BATCH.
463
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,778
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
464
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,347
SMALLER MEANS WATERY.
NO GOOD PEACH TASTE.
465
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,049
NO, THERE'S PLENTY
OF PEACH TASTE
466
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,085
BEING AS THEY'RE,
YOU KNOW, PEACHES.
467
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,521
AND THE ONES
ON THE BOTTOM?
468
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,824
OH, GREAT.
BE SURE TO CHECK THEM ALL.
469
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,025
THAT'S IT.
470
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,461
GIVE EVERY ONE OF THEM
A NICE GOOD SQUEEZE.
471
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,295
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO LEAVE ME ONE
472
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,131
THAT I COULD SELL
TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
473
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,433
WAIT!
YOU MISSED ONE.
474
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,401
I'LL TELL YOU
WHICH ONE IT IS.
475
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,202
I'LL LET YOUR
IMPECCABLY GOOD RADAR --
476
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:52,672
THERE IT IS!
YOU GOT IT!
477
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:53,940
OKAY.
478
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,876
I LOOK GREAT, RIGHT?
YES.
479
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,679
YES. THIS IS HOW
I WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK.
480
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,448
GOOD MORNING, JACKSON.
OH MY GOD!
481
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,849
TODAY WAS RORY'S FIRST DAY.
482
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,651
I WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK FABULOUS
483
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,886
AND NOT LIKE BEING UP
ALL NIGHT PLAYING QUARTERS.
484
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,321
NOBODY CARES HOW YOU LOOKED.
EVERYBODY CARED.
485
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,923
WHO?
THE OTHER MOMS,
486
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,826
THE HEADMASTER,
MY MOM, LUKE, MISS PATTY,
487
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,563
THE NEW FIRE CHIEF
WITH THE TINY HEAD.
488
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,897
TASTE THIS.
489
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,033
HMM. A LITTLE WATERY.
490
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,735
OH! NOW, YOU PLANNED THIS.
491
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,637
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
492
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,373
OH, YEAH. I WALKED
INTO THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE,
493
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,709
AND THERE SHE WAS.
REALLY? WHY?
494
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,945
SHE KNEW I'D WAKE UP LATE
AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.
495
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,048
WOW, SHE'S GOOD.
SHE'S THE BEST.
496
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,618
OH, I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
497
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,352
THEY'RE ROLLING
DIFFERENTLY, TOO.
498
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,522
BECAUSE OF THE EXTRA WATER.
EXACTLY.
499
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,256
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
500
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,492
I WOULD IGNORE THOSE WOMEN,
501
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,993
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS
502
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,596
IS THAT RORY GOT IN
TO THAT GREAT SCHOOL.
503
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,131
I KNOW. SHE LOOKED
SO AMAZING IN HER UNIFORM.
504
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,566
SHE WAS SO EXCITED.
505
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:57,203
I JUST ADMIRE HER SO MUCH,
JUMPING INTO A NEW SCHOOL.
506
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,671
SHE'S MY HERO.
MINE TOO.
507
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,272
OH, YEAH,
SIGN ME UP.
508
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,809
SOOKIE, THE PEACHES,
PLEASE.
509
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:04,844
[ French accent ]
EXCUSE ME.
510
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,879
THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU.
511
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,717
IF I'M FETCHING LIKE A DOG,
I'D LIKE A COOKIE AND A RAISE.
512
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,519
THANKS FOR THE PEACH.
513
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,124
THIS WILL BE
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
514
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,959
THERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
DARLING SHOPS
515
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:22,729
ALL UP AND DOWN THIS STREET.
OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
516
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,565
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE WE CAN
FIND THE BEST ANTIQUES?
517
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,534
AT YOUR HOUSE. I'D GUESS.
518
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,638
MOM, DID I GIVE YOU THIS NUMBER?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
519
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,774
YEAH, WELL, I MUST BE LOSING
MY MIND. WHAT CAN I, UH...
520
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,877
I'M SORRY, MOM. CAN YOU HOLD ON
ONE SECOND? UM, DRELLA...
521
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,013
COULD YOU JUST TAKE IT DOWN
JUST A NOTCH?
522
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,014
THANKS.
523
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,050
OKAY, I'M BACK.
I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
524
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:47,053
THAT I BOUGHT A PARKING
SPACE FOR RORY AT CHILTON.
525
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,556
YOU WHAT?
THEY ARE VERY HARD TO COME BY.
526
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,724
PULLED A FEW STRINGS
AND IT'S ALL HERS.
527
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,693
MOM, RORY DOESN'T HAVE A CAR.
NO.
528
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,361
SHE'S GOT
A BIRTHDAY COMING UP SOON.
529
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,630
[ DRELLA PLAYING LOUDLY ]
OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND.
530
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,132
UM, DRELLA. DRELLA!
531
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,701
PLEASE! A LITTLE SOFTER.
532
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:04,737
DO I LOOK LIKE I GOT
PANASONIC STAMPED ON MY ASS?
533
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,941
MOM, YOU ARE NOT BUYING
RORY A CAR.
WHY NOT?
534
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,643
SHE'S A SMART GIRL.
SHE'S RESPONSIBLE.
535
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,878
SHE DOESN'T NEED ONE.
536
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,346
SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A WAY
TO GET TO SCHOOL.
537
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:17,684
SHE'S TAKING THE BUS.
I HATE THAT SHE TAKES THE BUS.
538
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,653
DRUG DEALERS TAKE THE BUS.
MOM, I GOTTA GO.
539
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,222
FINE. WE'LL DISCUSS THIS
AT A LATER DATE.
540
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,824
OKAY. BYE.
541
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,728
[ PLAYS SOFTER ]
542
00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,265
HEY, MARY.
543
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,300
HEY, MARY.
544
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,002
ME?
YEAH, YOU.
545
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,369
MY NAME IS RORY.
546
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,271
I'M TRISTIN.
HI.
547
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,373
SO, YOU NEW?
YEAH. FIRST DAY.
548
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,409
REMMY'S CLASS IS ROUGH.
549
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:44,944
YEAH, IT SEEMED VERY INTENSE.
550
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:47,647
I COULD LOAN YOU MY NOTES
IF THAT WOULD HELP.
551
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,982
REALLY? THAT'D BE GREAT.
YEAH?
552
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,085
HOW GREAT?
553
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,486
I DON'T KNOW.
554
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,056
MR. REMMY SAID THAT GETTING
SOMEONE'S NOTES WOULD BE --
555
00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,192
I COULD EVEN HELP YOU STUDY,
IF YOU WANT.
556
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:05,197
UM, I KIND OF VIEW STUDYING
AS A SOLITARY ACTIVITY.
557
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,733
BUT THANKS.
558
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,035
BYE, MARY.
559
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,904
IT'S RORY.
560
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,043
Lorelai:
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
OH, DO YOU?
561
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,345
BECAUSE THIS IS A BRAND-NEW CAR.
BUT I SWEAR --
562
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,615
HE BRINGS THE CAR UP,
IT'S SCRATCHED!
I JUST BACKED THE CAR UP.
563
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:26,085
I'D KNOW MY CAR WAS SCRATCHED
BEFORE I PARKED IT OR NOT!
564
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,720
LET'S CALM DOWN.
565
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,956
WHY DON'T I HAVE YOUR CAR
LOOKED AT TOMORROW?
566
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,692
I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A WAY
TO RESOLVE THIS.
567
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,126
UH, NO --
IN THE MEANTIME,
568
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:37,163
I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU
TO HAVE LUNCH HERE, ON ME.
569
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,430
DESSERT IS A MUST.
570
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,800
ANYTHING WITH OUR HOMEMADE
ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS.
571
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:44,671
LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT WILL NEVER
BE THE SAME. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
572
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,340
I THINK I WILL.
573
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,677
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
574
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:54,013
LORELAI, I SWEAR --
I DIDN'T SCRATCH HIS CAR.
DEREK --
575
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,584
IF I WAS UNRELIABLE
OR A BAD DRIVER --
IT'S OKAY.
576
00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,720
'CAUSE I CAN DRIVE.
577
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,354
OH, SWEETIE,
I AM SURE YOU CAN.
578
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,590
WE'LL JUST TAKE IT
OVER TO MUSKY'S TOMORROW.
579
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,025
THEY'LL HAVE A LOOK AT IT.
580
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:09,061
I'M SURE THEY CAN BUFF IT OUT
FOR NOTHING, OKAY?
581
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,663
OKAY.
582
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:15,167
THAT'S A REAL NICE OUTFIT
YOU'RE WEARING TODAY.
583
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:16,368
THANK YOU, DEREK.
584
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,641
ONCE AGAIN YOUR FAITHFUL POOCH
IS HERE TO SAY,
585
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,777
"SOMEONE NEEDS
TO TALK WITH YOU."
586
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:28,014
IT'S NOT MY MOTHER, IS IT?
IT'S POSSIBLE.
587
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,349
IT'S POSSIBLE?
THERE'S A RESEMBLANCE.
588
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,053
HI.
HI. IS THIS A BAD TIME?
589
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,723
NO, NOT AT ALL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
590
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,357
WELL, I HAD TO MEET
AN ASSOCIATE.
591
00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:42,394
AND HE WAS COMING UP
FROM NEW YORK, WHY NOT HERE?
592
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,030
GOOD. ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.
593
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,631
THANKS. I WILL.
OKAY.
594
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,233
I WAS ALSO WONDERING
595
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,002
IF MAYBE I COULD TAKE YOU
OUT TO DINNER SOMETIME.
596
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,371
WE'RE A LITTLE FOOD-OBSESSED,
AREN'T WE?
597
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:55,641
IT'S THE COMPANY MORE THAN
THE FOOD THAT INTERESTS ME.
598
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,676
I'M FLATTERED.
IS THAT A YES?
599
00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:01,480
THAT'S A...YOU'RE A DAD.
AND YOU'RE A MOM.
600
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:05,084
ALTHOUGH, I'M STILL FINDING THAT
REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE.
601
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,754
NO, I MEAN,
YOU'RE A CHILTON DAD.
602
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:11,123
OOH, THAT SOUNDS BAD.
NOT BAD, JUST TRICKY.
603
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,559
RORY JUST STARTED
AND I SHOULD LET HER
604
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,294
FALL IN WITH THE BAD CROWD
605
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:19,365
BEFORE I HOOK UP WITH THE P.T.A.
I'M NOT ON THE P.T.A.
606
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,668
SEE? I CAN'T DATE
ANYBODY NOT ON THE P.T.A.
607
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:25,237
IT'S JUST A CASUAL DINNER.
SORRY.
608
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,010
OKAY.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
609
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,245
I'M GOING TO CHINA FOR A WEEK
ON BUSINESS.
610
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,748
WHEN I GET BACK,
I'M GONNA TRY AGAIN.
611
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,751
CHINA. WOW.
IMPRESSED?
612
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,753
NO. ROME, I'D BE IMPRESSED.
613
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,055
CHINA, I'M JUST,
"CHINA. WOW."
614
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,691
OKAY.
615
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,760
LORELAI GILMORE,
GENERAL MANAGER,
616
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,829
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
617
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,831
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.
I WILL.
618
00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,305
HE DOES THAT SO WELL.
619
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,173
YOU ARE MAKING ME SICK.
620
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,710
AW, NOW, HONEY, YOU TRY IT.
I'LL WATCH YOU WALK AWAY, TOO.
621
00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,846
STOP IT.
GO ON NOW, WALK.
622
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:09,248
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
623
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:12,451
NO. YOU HAVE TO DO IT
WITH A LITTLE MORE ATTITUDE.
624
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,586
MAKE ME THINK YOU MEAN IT!
625
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,189
[ PLAYING MUSIC ]
626
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,402
THAT'S LUNCH.
627
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:53,059
I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN.
628
00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:01,600
OH, NO.
I AM SO SORRY.
629
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,702
PARIS, PLEASE.
I AM SO SORRY.
630
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:04,937
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
631
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,805
MY LOCKER --
IT JUST SLIPPED.
632
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,107
I PULLED TOO HARD.
633
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,741
I DIDN'T MEAN TO --
634
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,011
IS THERE WATER
IN THAT MOAT?
635
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,146
GET AWAY FROM ME.
636
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:23,355
EXCUSE ME,
I NEED MRS. NESS, HISTORY?
637
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,823
IT'S BEHIND YOU.
638
00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,527
OF COURSE IT IS.
639
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,968
OH, YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.
640
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,539
SEATS NOW, PLEASE.
641
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,108
HEY, MARY.
642
00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,312
OKAY.
643
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,081
WE LEFT OUR PROJECTS OFF
ON FRIDAY WITH MR. GAYNOR.
644
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:52,018
SO TODAY WE WILL PICK UP
WITH MISS GELLER.
645
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,488
I DON'T HAVE MY PROJECT.
MISS GELLER...
646
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:59,091
DID YOU HAVE TIME
TO COMPLETE YOUR PROJECT?
647
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,827
YES.
AND YET YOU DON'T HAVE IT DONE?
648
00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,662
NO.
ALRIGHT.
649
00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,831
YOU WILL RECEIVE AN INCOMPLETE.
650
00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:08,034
IT'S MY FAULT.
WHO ARE YOU?
651
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,502
RORY GILMORE. I WRECKED
HER PROJECT.
SHUT UP.
652
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:14,806
I DON'T HAVE A RORY GILMORE.
I HAVE A LORELAI GILMORE.
653
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,744
THAT'S ME.
YOU ARE RORY
AND LORELAI GILMORE?
654
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:21,580
YES, AND I WRECKED HER PROJECT.
MY LOCKER GOT STUCK.
655
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:22,982
JUST STAY OUT OF THIS.
656
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,883
DO YOU GO BY RORY OR LORELAI?
657
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,219
WHATEVER.
IT'S NOT HER FAULT.
658
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,188
I NEED YOU TO PICK ONE.
659
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,690
ONE WHAT?
ONE NAME.
660
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:34,160
RORY.
FINE. THANK YOU.
661
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,863
RORY, YOU WRECKED
PARIS' PROJECT WHEN?
662
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,731
JUST BEFORE CLASS.
663
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,001
VERY CONVENIENT.
NO, I DID.
664
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,803
MY LOCKER GOT STUCK --
STOP IT!
665
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:47,673
MISS GILMORE, SINCE YOU SAY YOU
WRECKED MISS GELLER'S PROJECT,
666
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,908
YOU MAY HELP HER FIX IT.
667
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,810
YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW.
668
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,279
FINE.
NO.
669
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,147
WHY NOT?
I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP!
670
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,950
BUT I DON'T MIND.
JUST STAY OUT OF THIS!
671
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,918
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
672
00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:03,155
WELL, DON'T.
LADIES, ENOUGH.
673
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,491
MISS GELLER, IF YOU DON'T WANT
MISS GILMORE'S HELP,
674
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,159
THEN YOU MAY HAVE
UNTIL TOMORROW.
675
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:10,096
IF IT'S NOT DONE, YOU WILL
RECEIVE AN INCOMPLETE.
676
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,332
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
677
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:14,566
YES.
678
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,803
AS LONG AS YOU'RE STANDING --
679
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,239
CLASS, WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT.
680
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,041
SAY HELLO TO RORY GILMORE.
681
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:24,376
HI, RORY.
HELLO, MARY!
682
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,320
WALK SMOOTH.
THAT'S THE NEW HARRY POTTER.
683
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,288
IF THEY SHOULD DROP,
HARRY WILL DIE,
684
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,923
AND THERE WON'T BE
ANY MORE BOOKS.
685
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:41,160
NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD'VE
DRESSED THIS MORNING, MISSY.
686
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,566
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
687
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,401
SEE? NOW, THAT'S WHY
YOU WERE VOTED
688
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,037
MR. PERSONALITY
OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM.
689
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:52,571
WHERE'S YOUR CROWN?
690
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,807
I JUST MEAN YOU DON'T
USUALLY COME IN AT THIS TIME.
691
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:58,310
I HAVE TO PICK UP RORY
FROM SCHOOL.
692
00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,845
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
693
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,281
NO LECTURES?
MY BLOOD SUGAR'S LOW.
694
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,716
I'LL EAT AN APPLE
AND GET BACK TO YOU.
695
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,921
GOD, THIS HAS BEEN ONE HECTIC
BIZZARO DAY FOR ME.
696
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,357
THIS MORNING
WITH THE BEING LATE,
697
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:12,791
AND MY MOTHER
WITH HER EXISTING.
698
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:15,127
OH, AND THIS FATHER,
THIS FATHER FROM CHILTON,
699
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,563
HE DROVE OUT
ALL THE WAY FROM HARTFORD
700
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,598
JUST TO ASK ME OUT.
701
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,167
REALLY? ARE YOU GOING?
702
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,935
NO. HE'S GOT A KID IN SCHOOL
WITH RORY.
703
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,105
THE WHOLE THING SEEMED
A LITTLE WEIRD.
704
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:29,508
GOOD.
GOOD?
705
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,744
YEAH, I THINK IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU TURNED HIM DOWN.
706
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,113
OKAY.
707
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,682
I MEAN,
HE'S PROBABLY OLD, RIGHT?
OLD?
708
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,418
HE'S GOT A KID IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SO DO I.
709
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,253
YOU WERE YOUNG
WHEN YOU HAD RORY.
710
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,022
MOST PEOPLE AREN'T THAT YOUNG.
MOST PEOPLE ARE...
711
00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,457
OLD.
YEAH.
712
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,994
LIKE THIS GUY
WHO ASKED ME OUT.
713
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,197
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING.
714
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:54,200
NO...I'M NOT GOING.
715
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,572
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]
OH, THAT'S ME.
716
00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,811
HELLO.
HI, BABETTE.
717
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:10,182
WHAT? OKAY.
718
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,051
NO, NO, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
THANKS.
719
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,521
UM, I HAVE TO GO.
720
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:18,224
KEEP IT.
I GAVE YOU DECAF.
721
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,641
HEY.
OH, LORELAI, I'M SO SORRY
I HAD TO CALL YOU LIKE THIS.
722
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,843
THAT'S OKAY, BABETTE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
723
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,379
SUDDENLY, THEY PULL UP,
GET OUT OF THE TRUCK,
724
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,781
AND START SNIFFING AROUND.
IT'S VERY STRANGE.
725
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:45,417
I'LL GO TALK TO THEM.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GNOME.
726
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,052
THEY KICKED A GNOME...
WHAT?
727
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,887
RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
THAT'S JUST NOT COOL.
728
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:52,424
I'M VERY SORRY.
IS THE GNOME OKAY?
HE'S FINE, SUGAR.
729
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,161
THANKS FOR ASKING. BUT I
WOULDN'T TRUST THESE BOYS.
730
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:58,164
GNOME-KICKING SAYS A LOT
ABOUT A MAN'S CHARACTER.
731
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,599
YES. WELL, I'M GONNA GO
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
732
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:01,800
THANKS.
733
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:06,438
HEY!
734
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,073
UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
735
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,641
YOU LIVE HERE?
YES I DO.
736
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,344
I'M SUPPOSED TO INSTALL
A DSL FOR A LORELAI GILMORE.
737
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:13,879
IS THAT YOU?
YES, THAT'S ME --
738
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,515
I'M MICK.
HI, MICK.
COULD YOU GET OFF MY PORCH?
739
00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,550
I WAS TOLD THAT
YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE,
740
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,786
BUT TO LOOK FOR
A FROG WITH A KEY.
741
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,755
WE CAN'T FIND THE FROG.
IT WASN'T MY ORDER..
742
00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,625
THE ORDER WAS PLACED BY
AN...EMILY GILMORE.
743
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:29,094
OH, NO!
WE WOULD'VE BEEN DONE.
744
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:32,130
BUT THE FROG SEARCH
PUT US WAY BEHIND.
WELL, LOOK --
745
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:34,500
HEY, MICK, FOUND IT.
YOU FOUND THE FROG?
746
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,335
WASN'T A FROG.
IT WAS A TURTLE.
747
00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,170
IT SAYS HERE, FROG.
IT'S A TURTLE.
748
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,638
REALLY?
TRUST ME.
749
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:42,174
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL
THAT DSL ORDER.
750
00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,809
YOU SURE?
IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR.
751
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,311
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT, UH
752
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,479
WE DON'T NEED ONE,
SO THANKS FOR COMING,
753
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,448
AND YOU GUYS CAN JUST GO.
754
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,551
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
755
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:55,387
OH, NOTHING SHAKESPEARE COULDN'T
TURN INTO A REALLY GOOD PLAY.
756
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,257
[ GROANS ]
757
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,860
Ness: LET'S TRY ANOTHER PASSAGE.
758
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,530
THE ROMANISTS HAVE,
WITH GREAT ADROITNESS,
759
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,932
DRAWN THREE WALLS
AROUND THEMSELVES
760
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,336
WITH WHICH THEY HAVE HITHERTO
PROTECTED THEMSELVES,
761
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,838
SO THAT NO ONE
COULD REFORM THEM,
762
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,342
WHEREBY CHRISTENDOM
HAS FALLEN TERRIBLY.
763
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,410
WHO SAID THIS?
764
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:21,179
MARTIN LUTHER.
VERY GOOD, MISS GILMORE.
765
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:25,050
AND WHAT YEAR DID MARTIN LUTHER
ADDRESS THE CHRISTIAN NOBILITY?
766
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,886
1520.
VERY GOOD, MISS GILMORE.
767
00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:30,689
UNTIL NEXT TIME, CLASS.
768
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,597
STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
769
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:41,933
I WILL MAKE THIS SCHOOL
A LIVING HELL FOR YOU.
770
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,204
SEE YOU TOMORROW, MARY.
771
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,341
THE NAME IS RORY.
772
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,753
CAN I HELP YOU?
773
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:02,788
GOD, I WISH.
774
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,925
WHAT ON EARTH?
775
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,760
YOU'RE NOT BUYING US
A DSL.
776
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,562
LORELAI, THIS IS HARDLY
THE PLACE.
777
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,631
I CANCELED THE ORDER,
AND IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
778
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,866
BUT RORY NEEDS THE INTERNET
FOR HER SCHOOL.
779
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,268
WE HAVE THE INTERNET.
780
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,970
THIS IS FASTER.
WE LIKE OUR INTERNET SLOW.
781
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:22,073
WE CAN TURN IT ON, WALK AROUND,
DANCE, MAKE A SANDWICH.
782
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,710
WITH DSL, THERE'S NO DANCING,
NO WALKING, AND WE'D STARVE.
783
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:28,547
IT'D BE ALL WORK AND NO PLAY.
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN "THE SHINING"?
784
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,382
WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
785
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,751
ALSO, THERE WILL BE NO CARS,
NO PARKING SPACES,
786
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,687
AND ALL THE UNIFORMS
WILL BE SUPPLIED BY ME.
787
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,623
THAT'S FINAL.
THERE WILL BE NO DISCUSSION.
788
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,458
YOU'RE BEING STUBBORN,
AS USUAL.
789
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:42,561
I'M NOT BEING STUBBORN!
I'M BEING ME!
790
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,196
THE SAME PERSON WHO ALWAYS
WORKED OUT HER OWN PROBLEMS
791
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,400
AND TAKE CARE OF HERSELF,
THAT'S THE WAY I WAS BORN!
792
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,670
THAT'S HOW I AM!
FLORENCE, I'M DRIPPING.
793
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,905
I APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR RORY
794
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,407
IN PAYING FOR THIS SCHOOL.
795
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:58,644
THAT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
YOU WON'T LET IT.
796
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,412
BUT SHE IS MY DAUGHTER.
797
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:03,382
AND I DECIDE HOW WE LIVE,
NOT YOU.
798
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:12,424
NOW, THEN...DO THEY VALIDATE
PARKING HERE?
799
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,926
THERE'S A STAMP AT THE DESK.
800
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,496
THANK YOU.
801
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:36,715
MM. HEY, YOU.
802
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:43,321
SO, THIS WHOLE PLAID-SKIRT
THING -- MY IDEA?
803
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:45,691
MY DAY SUCKED, TOO.
PROMISE?
804
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,593
I SWEAR
ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE.
805
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,861
NOT YET.
STILL HUGGING.
806
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,563
[ SMOOCHES ]
807
00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:54,099
SO, I BROUGHT US SOME COFFEE.
BOY, I'M SHOCKED.
808
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,501
TRIPLE CAPS, EASY FOAM.
WOW!
809
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,802
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
810
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:59,170
WE'LL STICK OUR FINGERS
IN A LIGHT SOCKET.
811
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:00,439
COME HERE.
812
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,641
UH! WOW.
813
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,711
WHAT, DO THEY EXPECT YOU
TO GET SMART ALL IN ONE DAY?
814
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,714
OH, THEY EXPECT
A LOT OF THINGS.
SO, TELL ME.
815
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:13,351
I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS JUST ONE
BIG, LONG, SCARY, TWEEDY,
816
00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:14,986
BAD EIGHT HOURS.
817
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,956
ADD SOME HAIR SPRAY
AND YOU GOT MY DAY.
818
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:21,059
ONE OF THE GIRLS ALREADY
HATES ME, THE GUYS ARE WEIRD.
819
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,327
WEIRDER THAN OTHER GUYS?
820
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,129
YEAH. THEY KEPT
CALLING ME "MARY."
821
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,431
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
822
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:28,967
WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY STILL SAY THAT.
823
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,436
WHY? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
824
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,604
MARY! LIKE VIRGIN MARY.
825
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,040
IT MEANS THEY THINK YOU LOOK
LIKE A GOODY-GOODY.
826
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:36,608
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
827
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:39,711
WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE CALLED ME
IF I LOOKED LIKE A SLUT?
828
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:42,614
WELL, THEY MIGHT HAVE ADDED
A "MAGDALENE" TO IT.
829
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:45,917
WOW. BIBLICAL INSULTS.
THIS IS AN ADVANCED SCHOOL.
830
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,554
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
831
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,159
IT WAS SO WEIRD NOT HAVING YOU
IN SCHOOL TODAY.
832
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,795
I MEAN, I FINALLY NOTICED
SOME OF THE OTHER KIDS.
833
00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:59,097
LET ME JUST SAY,
THEY ARE A SAD LOT.
834
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,066
YEAH, WELL,
ADD A COUPLE PLAID SKIRTS
835
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,535
AND YOU'VE GOT
THE CHILTON FREAKS.
836
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:07,172
I TOTALLY MISS YOU.
I MISS YOU.
837
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,040
HEY, GUYS,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
838
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:10,842
WHAT ABOUT ON TUESDAYS
AND THURSDAYS,
839
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,711
WHEN I GO FOR
MY BUSINESS CLASS,
840
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,145
WHAT IF LANE COMES ALONG,
841
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,581
YOU GUYS CAN SHOP
AND STUDY,
842
00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,415
AND JOIN A CULT,
SHAVE YOUR HEADS?
843
00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,650
REALLY?
844
00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,519
EXCEPT THE "SHAVING
YOUR HEADS" PART.
845
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:23,489
OH, NO.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
846
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:24,890
6:30.
847
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,291
I'M LATE FOR DINNER.
848
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,027
AGAIN? LANE, YOUR MOTHER
IS GONNA KILL ME
849
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,262
FOR SENDING YOU HOME
FAT AND HAPPY.
850
00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:34,766
I'M SORRY. BUT SHE FOUND A WEB
SITE THAT SELLS TOFU IN BULK.
851
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,301
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
852
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,037
YESTERDAY SHE WENT OUT
AND BOUGHT A BIGGER FRIDGE.
853
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,072
BOY, HONEY,
YOUR LIFE IS SCARY.
854
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,407
CAN I HAVE YOUR CRUST?
855
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:44,976
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
THANKS. BYE.
856
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:46,011
BYE.
BYE.
857
00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,456
A PIZZA FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.
858
00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:02,327
I WISH I COULD FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO GET PARIS OFF MY BACK.
859
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,863
YEAH. ANGRY CHICKS
ARE THE WORST.
860
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,733
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I HAD A PARIS.
861
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,035
YEAH?
SHE WAS HORRIBLE.
862
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,537
HOW'D YOU GET RID OF HER?
863
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,171
I GOT PREGNANT
AND DROPPED OUT.
864
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:17,075
WHAT IF I LEARNT
TO FRENCH BRAID HER HAIR?
EVEN BETTER.
865
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,745
SWEETIE, YOU CAN'T LET
THOSE KIDS GET YOU DOWN.
866
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,581
I KNOW.
SHOULD I TALK TO ANYBODY?
867
00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:26,184
A PARENT, A TEACHER,
A BIG GUY NAMED MOOSE?
868
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:28,053
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT
FOR MYSELF.
869
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,120
OKAY.
870
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:32,924
WHAT?
871
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,060
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
HOW PARIS' FACE LOOKED
872
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,495
WHEN I BEAT HER
TO THAT MARTIN LUTHER QUESTION.
873
00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:39,798
GOOD, HUH?
14 SHADES OF PURPLE.
874
00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:43,434
COOL.
TOMORROW I'M SHOOTING FOR 15.
875
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,304
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF LUKE?
876
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:50,208
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN,
DO YOU THINK HE'S CUTE?
877
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:52,744
OH, NO. NO WAY.
NO WAY WHAT?
878
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:53,945
YOU CANNOT DATE LUKE.
879
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,647
I SAID NOTHING
ABOUT DATING LUKE.
880
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,482
IF YOU DATE HIM,
YOU'LL BREAK UP,
881
00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,017
AND WE'LL NEVER
EAT THERE AGAIN.
882
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:02,053
I REPEAT, I SAID NOTHING
ABOUT DATING LUKE.
883
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,190
DATE AL FROM PANCAKE WORLD.
HIS FOOD STINKS.
884
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,992
I CANNOT BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING.
885
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:10,195
AL'S FOOD DOES NOT STINK.
AL STINKS.
886
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,199
* AH AHH *
887
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:18,036
* AH AHH *
888
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,807
* AH LA LA LA
AH LA LA *
889
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,176
* AH LA LA **
890
00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,050
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