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[bells ringing]
- So, what do you think of the new church?
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Father Choi seems pretty cool, right?
Very accepting?
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- Yeah, I mean, he didn't
say I was goin' to hell
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for being gay, so that's a plus.
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- Speaking of which,
did you see the flowerbed?
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They planted it like a gay rainbow flag.
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- Uh, it's just "rainbow flag," babe.
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- Mom, you don't have to sell it so hard.
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I like it here.
- You do?
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- Yeah.
- Well, who knows?
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Maybe you'll join a youth group
and meet a nice boy.
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- All right, now you went too far.
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- What, I can't want my son
to meet a nice boy?
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- Mom, Benji and I just broke up,
and I'm still really sad about it.
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- He didn't even put product
in his hair today.
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If that doesn't say gay depression,
I don't know what does.
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- All right, look, Mom, I'm just--
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I'm not ready to date anybody new yet.
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- Okay, understood.
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- Let's set up the snack table.
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The body of Christ
wasn't very filling anyway.
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[chuckles]
- Isa--
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- I know.
- You're telling him to meet
a guy at church?
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- Well, ever since this Benji thing,
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he just lies in bed
and watches Emily in Paris,
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and not even the good season .
[chuckles]
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I just thought it might cheer him up
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if he knew that his mother
was a supportive gay ally.
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- It's just "ally," and, uh, I think you
should give him some space.
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- Are you guys new?
- Yeah.
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- I'm Doug. This is my wife, Carrie.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi, hi, Armando.
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DOUG: Armando.
- Hi. Isabel.
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CARRIE: Hi.
- Hi.
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- So, I promise I wasn't eavesdropping,
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but I... I heard you both say
that you have a gay son?
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- Our son, Victor.
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He's actually the reason
we came to the church.
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We wanted a place where
he would feel welcome.
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CARRIE:
Well, you've found it.
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Our son, Nick, is gay, too,
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and... everyone has been
so warm and welcoming.
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- How old is he?
- Seventeen.
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- Seventeen.
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Is he single?
[Carrie chuckles]
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[Armando sighs]
What, I backed off for six seconds.
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That is a personal best.
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♪ Somebody to tell me it'll be all right ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell me it'll be just fine ♪
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♪ If someone has been there before ♪
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♪ Say it right now,
'cause I just need to hear it ♪
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- I can't believe we live together.
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- I know! We always talked
about being roomies,
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but I always figured it would be
during a semester abroad
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in some cramped apartment in Rome,
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and we'd be dating a pair
of hot Italian brothers.
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- Or a brother and a sister.
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The dream can change
with the times.
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- Pizza tonight?
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- Uh-uh, one slice is an hour
and a half on the elliptical.
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- Okay, can we help you?
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- Well, I was just checking
in on our guest of honor
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to see how you're settling in.
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- Yeah, everything's perfect.
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Georgina, I really can't
thank you enough
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for letting me stay here.
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- Well, I feel terrible that I'm not gonna
be here for your first weekend,
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but I am the sole celebrity judge
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in the Little Miss
Georgia Peach pageant.
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You know how they
like a little star power.
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You sure you guys are gonna
be fine here on your own?
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- Yeah, we're excited
to have a little girls' night.
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[phone dings]
I got a bunch of Korean face masks
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and some stupid magazines.
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- Save me one of those masks, okay?
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They discontinued my favorite skin cream
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because, apparently,
"pandas are endangered."
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Bye.
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- Ooh, yay! Lucy's in for girls' night.
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- Oh, I, I didn't know
you were inviting her.
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- Hm.
- But, duh,
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I mean, your girlfriend's a girl.
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- I know. Isn't it awesome?
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- Mm-hm.
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♪ "Too Hot Ta Trot"
by Commodores playing ♪
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- Wow.
- Oh! [chuckles]
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- Dance-cleaning.
You must be in a good mood.
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- Yes, I'm very happy.
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- Good happy or...
"splatter painting the appliances
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at four in the morning" happy?
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- But I still think that
that oven looked pretty cool.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
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I'm doing really well, okay?
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I have a psychiatrist that I love.
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I found some meds that
I can actually stay awake on.
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I am very excited about
my son's new girlfriend.
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- No, no, no, no. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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Please, okay?
- What?
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- The Salazars might be
able to hear, okay?
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- Well, honey, unless
they've bugged our floor,
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they can't hear us.
I have to tell you, though,
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I don't love keeping a secret from them.
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- Me neither, but, you know,
Pilar isn't ready for us
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to spill our love beans.
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- Okay.
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Speaking of spilling
your love beans,
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I met someone.
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- Someone?
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As, as, as in a man?
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- Yes... a very sweet man named Stuart.
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- Wow.
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Wow. That is, that is, that is so great.
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- You're doin' the thing with your hair.
You're freaking out.
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- No, no, no, no. I'm not, I'm not.
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I'm not freaking out, okay?
I'm not freaking out.
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It's just, you know, I-- You just--
Y-Ya haven't been on a date, like... ever.
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- Listen, I'm seeing him tonight.
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I want you to come and meet him.
Bring Pilar.
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Maybe she can get you to stop
doin' the thing with your hair.
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- 'Kay, first of all, that--
I'm not, I'm not stress-combing.
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- Okay.
- Okay? I, I-- That, that's
just me stylin' my lid,
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and I... will think about it.
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- Okay... Think about it.
- Mm-hm.
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- Okay... think really hard about it.
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♪
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- [sighs] Who am I even
looking this good for?
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Okay, that was funny.
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[chuckles]
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Look, I get it. Breakups suck.
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Or at least, so I hear.
I've never actually dated anyone before.
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But maybe it's time for you
to get back out there.
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- [sighs] Dude, you sound like my mom.
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- Uh, huge compliment.
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I hope my waist is that tiny
when I'm her age.
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All I'm saying is, it might not be
the worst idea for you to have some fun.
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- What's the point?
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'Cause any guy I meet
doesn't stand a chance
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because I'm still hung up on Benji.
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- I know... I lived it.
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[phone dings]
Uh, speaking of...
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someone just posted about
your former boo on Creeksecrets.
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VICTOR:
"Bender Benji's Holiday Ski Trip
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was really a secret jaunt to rehab."
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- To be fair, the whole ski trip thing
was, kind of, a terrible lie.
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- There he is.
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Do you think he knows?
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Like... maybe I should
go see if he's okay.
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I-- Except we shouldn't be talking.
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I'll see you later.
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- Hey, friend.
- Hey.
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I just saw Victor,
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but I'm not supposed to talk to him.
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I'm drowning in calculus right now
'cause I missed a week,
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and got, like, no homework
done over the winter break.
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- Don't kill the messenger,
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but I have another cloud
to add to your shitstorm.
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- [sighs] Oh god... What is it?
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- Okay, so, some rando must've found out
that... your ski trip wasn't a ski trip.
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There's a post about you goin' to rehab.
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- What up, Ski-hab?!
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[jocks laughing]
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- Who do you think posted it?
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- I only told you and Victor.
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But I did say he could
tell his closest friends.
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♪ suspicious music plays ♪
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- I will add that to our list
of things to do on our girls' night.
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- Um, okay, so about girls' night,
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I definitely wanna do that soon,
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but... Lucy and I were thinking,
since my mom's gone, we might,
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you know, have a different
type of girls' night.
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- Wait, does that mean--
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- Whatever you're about
to say, just don't.
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- That seems wise.
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- I'm so sorry, Mia.
I hate to cancel our plans.
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- Stop. I totally get it.
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Uh, yeah, I'll just--
I'll hang with this one.
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- I have an English quiz to cram for,
so... see you later?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh my god...
This is your first time, right?
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- Mm-hm.
- Are you okay?
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Do you, do you wanna talk about it?
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- Yeah, I had some questions,
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but talked about it with Lucy,
and now we're good.
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- That's so... great.
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- Stop picturing it.
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- I am only human.
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Hmm.
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- Hey.
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- Victor, can you take
a shower and be quick?
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- Why, are we having people over?
- Yeah.
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Your father and I met a lovely couple
at church the other day.
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And guess what?
They have a son your age... who's gay.
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- Oh my god, you didn't.
- We did.
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- Actually, she did, Victor, okay?
I told her, I begged her.
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I'm, I'm sorry, Isa,
but I'm not goin' down for this.
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- Ay, can you just give it a chance?
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Maybe you and Nick'll hit it off.
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- Because we're both gay?
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Are all straight people perfect
for each other because they're straight?
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- I'm with Victor.
This whole thing is messed up,
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and in support, I'm blowing off this
dinner and going out with my friends.
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- Wait, wait, wait. What, What friends?
Where you going?
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- Oh, just to the abandoned house
across from the gas station to shoot up.
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Byeee.
- That's not funny. Pilar!
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- Victor, can you take a shower, please?
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Because they are on their way.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'm sensing a lot of tension right now,
so I'll take dinner in my room.
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- Me too.
- Oh, no. Not you.
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- Mom.
- No, no, no, come on.
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[greeting each other]
- Thanks for havin' us.
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- Good to see you.
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- Fine, I will stay for dinner,
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but only because you
raised me to be polite.
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[coffee shop ambience]
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- Seriously?
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- Sorry. I, uh, I thought you worked
Mondays and Wednesdays.
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And, yes, I memorized your schedule
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because I hate awkward run-ins
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just as much as I love
this place's cinnamon oat lattes.
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- How about a double shot,
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so you can have enough energy
to blow up someone else's life?
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- Is this about today's rehab post?
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Because I would never,
ever write something like that.
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- Right, right.
Because you have so much honor.
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Except when you're kissing
other people's boyfriends.
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- It's so annoying that my parents are
pimping out Victor to some random kid.
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Meanwhile, my dad treats me like
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I'm about to be
the next story on Dateline.
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[chuckles]
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Wow... You're even worse
at fake laughing than Victor.
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- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I'm sorry.
It's just, you know,
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this whole my mom dating thing's
throwing me for a loop.
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- She seems like she's doing a lot better.
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- I know, okay?
And I wanna believe that she is,
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but the last guy my mom
was with was my dad,
239
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,078
and when they split, she spiraled... hard.
240
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,498
I just don't want some random guy
undoing all of her progress.
241
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,125
DAWN: [gasps] Oh!
- Hi, hi, uh, you must be Felix.
242
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,336
- Uh, yes, yes, um, uh, Pilar.
243
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,420
- Hi.
- Hi.
244
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,380
- Stuart.
245
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,132
- Thank you for meeting us here, you guys.
246
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,676
Um, okay, I'm gonna let you guys
247
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,010
get to know each other a little bit more,
248
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,556
and I'm gonna go get our cakes,
and we'll get started.
249
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,107
- So, um, how did you two meet?
250
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,775
- I own a meditation studio,
251
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,570
and Dawn started taking
my energy healing class.
252
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,612
- Oh, okay.
253
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,574
So, she must be taking
your class for mental health.
254
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,909
I assume you guys...
talked about that, right?
255
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,788
- We have, uh, a lot, actually,
256
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:48,584
um, but who hasn't had a smidge
of depression here and there?
257
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:52,129
- You know, I, I, I wouldn't,
I wouldn't call it "a smidge."
258
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:55,132
You know, it almost
makes it sound... cute.
259
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,468
- You're right. You're right.
260
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,971
I, I guess I was just tryin'
to keep things light.
261
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,181
- You know what?
Let me ask you something.
262
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:05,309
Uh, in this class of, um, healing energy,
263
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,478
uh, do they teach you how
to force-feed someone toast
264
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,730
when they're unwilling to eat?
265
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:13,442
Or just to get dressed?
How 'bout take a shower?
266
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,069
- Felix, stop it.
DAWN: Okay.
267
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,822
Who's ready to get their cake cup on?
268
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,407
- Yeah.
269
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,623
- You have scrolled through
"Critically Acclaimed Dark Danish Dramas"
270
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,333
about three times now.
271
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,292
Maybe we pick something.
272
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,045
- Um, yeah.
273
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,964
- See, that "yeah" sounds
like we're gonna press play,
274
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,800
and then pause it 10 seconds later
because you wanna "talk."
275
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,012
- It's just I thought
I would hear from Lake.
276
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,182
I guess she's busy with Lucy.
277
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,476
- What's goin' on with you?
278
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,354
Are you jealous of Lucy?
- No.
279
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,817
They've just gotten so close, so fast.
280
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,655
I mean, when, when she was dating Felix,
she needed a girlfriend to talk about him.
281
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:03,116
But... with Lucy,
her girlfriend is the girlfriend
282
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,119
to talk to you about her girlfriend.
283
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,622
Let's just watch a movie.
284
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,584
[plays movie]
285
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,505
It's just we've been
best friends since fourth grade.
286
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,673
[pauses movie]
287
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:23,595
- This is an Argentinian red
that we, actually, discovered
288
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,557
while we were touring... the supermarket.
289
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,016
[laughing]
290
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,311
- Hey, uh, sorry it took me
a minute to get ready.
291
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,065
- It's worth the wait. You clean up nice.
292
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,693
- Thanks. I'm not, usually,
drenched in sweat
293
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,152
when people come over for a dinner party,
294
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,905
but it was kind of
sprung on me last minute.
295
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,532
- Well, can I be honest?
296
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,034
My parents dragged me
here kicking and screaming,
297
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,619
so.
- Really?
298
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,038
- Yeah.
- Uh, so, you didn't wanna come?
299
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:54,501
- The only thing they knew about you
was that you were gay, so of course not.
300
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,753
I was offended on principle.
- Yeah, same, same.
301
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,840
My mom is still new to the whole
"supportive mother of a gay son" thing.
302
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,175
- Yeah.
303
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,384
- And, uh...
304
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,346
also, I've kinda just recently,
um, been going through,
305
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,514
like, a pretty bad breakup,
306
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,932
and, um...
- Hm.
307
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,309
- ...everyone's, like,
pressuring me to move on,
308
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,935
but I just don't know if I'm ready to yet.
309
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,523
- Well, I don't know.
Maybe, everyone's onto something.
310
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:23,322
Um... I have an idea... Watch this.
311
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:27,910
Oh, I'm, I'm such an idiot.
Mom, I, I totally forgot to bring the pie.
312
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:32,122
- Oh, well, sweetie, we told
the Salazars that we would bring dessert.
313
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,749
- I know, I know. I'm so sorry.
314
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,626
Um, I, I can just run out
and go get another one.
315
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:38,462
- It's fine.
I'm sure that I can find something.
316
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:42,174
- Please, Mrs. Salazar, my parents
will never let me live this down.
317
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:46,386
Um, Victor, would you wanna come with?
318
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,015
- Uh, yeah, sure.
319
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:52,935
Bye.
320
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,401
- Is it okay if we get under the covers?
321
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,322
Um... I'm a little self-conscious
about my thighs.
322
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,325
- Your thighs? I love your thighs.
323
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,702
Yeah, for me, it's my arms.
324
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,830
- Oh my god.
Your arms are beautiful and swanlike.
325
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,375
♪ "Tangerine Sky" by MONOGEM playing ♪
326
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,377
♪
327
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,053
♪ Does it make you feel good
when I do it like that ♪
328
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,689
Um.
329
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,399
- Is-- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
330
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:44,695
Yeah, I am just going
to run to the bathroom,
331
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,614
so I won't have to get up later
and kill the mood.
332
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,448
- Okay.
333
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,617
- Be right back.
334
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,162
♪ "Ithaca" by Beatenberg playing ♪
335
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,164
♪
336
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,968
♪ When I was 19 ♪
337
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,598
- Rahim, I am so behind on calc
right now, it's not even funny.
338
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:14,725
I really don't have time
for some half-assed apology.
339
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,103
- Good... 'cause I'm not
here to give you one.
340
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:25,068
But I did back-trace the username
of the person who did post about you,
341
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,612
and it's that senior kid, Jonah.
342
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:32,409
Apparently, he had a cousin in rehab
with you... so he's the asshole.
343
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:40,209
Except I-- I did kiss
your boyfriend at a wedding
344
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:45,380
when I thought you two were maybe over
and for that, I'm very, very sorry.
345
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,257
- Got it.
346
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,343
Thanks.
347
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,763
- I'm not your enemy, Benji.
348
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,516
- Well, you're not my friend.
349
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,083
[engine shuts off]
350
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:26,839
- So, uh... if we're
not here to get a pie.
351
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,636
♪
352
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:43,647
♪ Take my breath and make it yours ♪
353
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,483
♪ I'm so much higher now ♪
354
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,319
♪ This ain't no mistake ♪
355
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,947
♪ It's pure ♪
356
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,575
♪ And I don't have a doubt ♪
357
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,998
[heavy breathing]
358
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,712
- You're wearing my face mask.
359
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:10,174
- Well, I thought, maybe,
that I could fill in for Lake.
360
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:11,592
Be your girlfriend for tonight.
361
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:17,973
- Aww. Well, that's the sweetest thing
any girlfriend has ever done for me.
362
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,309
- Hm.
[phone ringing]
363
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:24,938
- It's Lake. Uh, I could ignore it.
364
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,400
- No, take it.
I'm gonna focus on my shrinking pores.
365
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,278
- Hey, uh, what's up?
366
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,280
- It was totally on, and I blew it.
367
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,740
MIA [on phone]:
Wh-- Okay, okay. Slow down.
368
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,408
What happened? Is, is she still there?
369
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,744
- Yes, she's waiting for me in bed.
370
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:42,831
Everything was fine, and then the clothes
started coming off and I panicked.
371
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,167
Mia, I don't know what I'm doing.
372
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:50,088
What if I'm... terrible at sex with her
and screw everything up?
373
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,132
- Okay, all right. Breathe.
374
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,093
I'm no expert on queer sex,
375
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,013
but can I at least remind you
of a piece of information
376
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,306
that you may have forgotten?
377
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,307
- Okay.
378
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:04,102
- You're a woman,
and you know what you like. True?
379
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,564
- True.
- Just start with that
380
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,899
and check in with her.
381
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,193
And if all else fails,
you can do what I do with Andrew,
382
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,361
and kiss her on the cheek
383
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:14,530
and say, "Now you do
whatever you want to me."
384
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,740
- That all makes perfect sense.
385
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,284
Thank god for you.
386
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,578
- Call me later and tell me
how it goes, okay?
387
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,706
- Duh, bitch. I love you.
388
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,124
- Love you.
389
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,087
- It's not fair to your mom, Felix.
390
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,591
For... you trying to scare
him away like that.
391
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,427
I know you're coming from a good place,
392
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,014
but... you're acting like my dad.
393
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,475
He's so overprotective,
394
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,395
and scared of anyone
ever trying to hurt me
395
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,564
that he doesn't let me live my life.
396
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,400
And now, I'm forced to hide
the best thing that's happened to me
397
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,778
in, probably, forever from him
and it... it feels terrible.
398
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,905
- Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
399
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,242
I'm the best thing that's
ever happened to you?
400
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,076
Little ol' me?
401
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:05,330
- Mmm, second best.
That cake in a cup was really good.
402
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,961
But, you have to let
your mom live, Felix.
403
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,006
Even if you're scared of her getting hurt.
404
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,052
And guess what? Things could work out.
405
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,723
- That was insane.
406
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,142
I've never done anything like that before.
407
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:26,852
Do I look okay?
408
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,938
- Yeah, um, better than this pie.
409
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,858
I think it got crushed in the backseat.
- Great. Okay.
410
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,067
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
411
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:39,198
Your buttons are all screwed.
412
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,918
We have to go.
- Yeah, yeah, let's go inside.
413
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,961
Take that. [clears throat]
All right.
414
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,548
Hey.
- Finally.
415
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,759
DOUG: Everything go all right
at the grocery store?
416
00:20:58,759 --> 00:20:59,593
- Oh yeah.
417
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,430
- Uh, yeah, just took us
a little while to find a pie.
418
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,769
- So, he's really cute
and he's really nice,
419
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,604
and you can't be mad at me, right?
420
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:11,980
- We'll talk later.
421
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,274
- [sing-songy]
You like him. You really like him.
422
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,484
- Just gimme some rice, please.
423
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,738
- Okay.
424
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,949
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
425
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,290
Okay, I'm... dying to know.
What did you think of him?
426
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:38,757
- I thought he was great.
Yeah, no, I really, really liked him.
427
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:39,800
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
428
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,802
- Oh, good.
429
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:45,138
Because you have no idea how
rare it is to find a guy like this.
430
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,974
Oh my gosh. He's, like--
431
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:49,142
He's funny,
but he doesn't know he's funny.
432
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,353
He's talkative,
but he's also a good listener.
433
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,772
And he's smart. He's so, so, so,
so, so smart, and he's kind.
434
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,190
He reminds me of you.
435
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,734
- You are just wonderful.
436
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,362
Good night, you guys. See you at church!
- Have a great night.
437
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,239
- Ciao. [chuckles]
438
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:05,450
So... are you gonna see him again?
439
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,621
- Probably, yeah.
440
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,249
You got lucky, okay? I, I like him.
441
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,920
But really, Ma, y--
you need to chill out.
442
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,800
Okay? The whole gay ally thing,
the, the church, this set up.
443
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,428
It's just-- It's too much. Okay?
444
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,181
- I'll just let you two talk.
445
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:37,024
- When you came out to us...
I just stared at you.
446
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,442
I didn't hug you.
447
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,237
I didn't tell you that
I would love you no matter what.
448
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,825
I just made your life hell for months.
449
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,038
I just feel like I have
so much to make up for.
450
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,039
- Just be my mom.
451
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,376
Like, annoy me about my homework,
or...
452
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:01,006
I don't know, ask me how I'm doing
when I had a shitty day.
453
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,343
- How are you?
454
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,428
- Honestly, not too great.
455
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,309
♪ melancholy music playing ♪
456
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:27,824
I can't stop thinking about Benji.
457
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,953
And...
458
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:35,916
today, it came out that he went to rehab.
459
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:38,502
[softly]
I know.
460
00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:42,047
And all I wanna do
is just be there for him,
461
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,257
but he won't even look at me.
462
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,385
And on the other hand,
463
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:53,433
hanging out with this...
new, fun, cute guy
464
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,019
did feel really good.
465
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:04,736
- You know, Victor,
even if it's meant to be with Benji,
466
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:07,155
doesn't mean that it's meant to be now.
467
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:13,078
Your father and I met when we were 16,
and we were... so in love.
468
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,288
But who knows?
469
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:19,751
If we-- If we had had
the time to grow and stretch,
470
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,421
on our own, when we were younger,
471
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,383
then, maybe, we wouldn't
have had to find out
472
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:30,888
who we are as single people
when we're... 40 years old.
473
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:36,852
- Really, Ma? 40? [laughs]
- How dare you. So wrong.
474
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:41,356
♪
475
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,571
[knocks on door]
- Morning.
476
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:49,656
I don't wanna interrupt,
but I brought breakfast.
477
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,658
- Wait, why are you covering your eyes?
478
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,368
Just come in, weirdo.
479
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,912
- Not everybody has
zero boundaries like you.
480
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,874
- Ooh, ooh, wow.
481
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:03,545
- So, I'm assuming things
went pretty well last night.
482
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,507
- I should be thanking you.
483
00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:09,927
I heard, um, you and Lake used
to practice kissing in the seventh grade.
484
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:15,182
- We said "to the grave."
- No, we promised not to tell any boys.
485
00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:18,227
- Okay, fine.
But it stays between the three of us.
486
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,645
- Hey.
- Hm!
487
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:24,650
ALL:
Cheers.
488
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:30,072
♪ "it's not u it's me" by
Bea Miller and 6LACK playing ♪
489
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:39,122
♪ And you were trying so hard
with your pictures to look richer ♪
490
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:43,168
♪ That's not what I want to do ♪
491
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,546
♪ Your distractions were
exactly what I needed ♪
492
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,631
♪ Now I see the truth ♪
493
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:51,176
♪ It's not you, it's me ♪
494
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,053
♪ I'm the only one I need ♪
495
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,474
♪ It's not you, baby ♪
496
00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:59,476
♪ 'Cause I'm leaving you for me ♪
497
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,646
♪ It's not you, baby ♪
498
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:03,564
MR. BUMGARNER:
Oh, hey, Benji.
499
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:04,982
Uh, your tutor will be here any minute.
500
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,818
He's only a sophomore,
but he's already taking AP Calc.
501
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:08,819
He's the best.
502
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:12,114
I'm really happy you
reached out for extra help.
503
00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:17,411
- Hi, Mr. Bumgarner.
I'm here to meet the student that I'm
504
00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:19,371
tutoring.
505
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:21,290
- Shit.
506
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,918
- Finally, something we can agree on.
507
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:30,716
♪ I'm sure someone's gonna
love you, not me ♪
508
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:33,343
♪ And love all the things that you do ♪
509
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:38,390
♪ And I wanna lay under the stars ♪
510
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:41,393
♪ And hear the ocean while I'm talkin' ♪
511
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,730
♪ High with the people that are real ♪
512
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:47,566
♪ Don't make me feel like an idiot ♪
513
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:51,361
♪ It's not you, it's me ♪
514
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,197
♪ I'm the only one I need ♪
515
00:26:57,159 --> 00:26:59,161
[footsteps]
[light switches on]
516
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:02,164
[fanfare]
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