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BILL: These are my friends,
Jerry and Marge Selbee.
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They live in Evart, Michigan.
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It's a small town
that's not exactly
in its prime.
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Though, to be honest,
neither are Jerry and Marge.
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Today, they're on their way
to buy lottery tickets.
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Lots and lots of lottery
tickets.
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(LAUGHS)
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BILL: But they're not hoping
to get lucky.
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You see, they don't need luck.
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But this story
doesn't start there.
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It starts with Jerry,
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getting up before dawn
just like he has every day
for 42 years,
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going to work at
the Corn Flakes factory,
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for what he fears
will be the last time.
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JERRY: It's a math problem,
really.
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If you count the letters, uh,
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except the letter "I,"
which they skip
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because it looks like a "1",
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then you realize
that "J" is February.
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And then, the last letter...
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Oh, boy. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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That designates
the plant code,
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which was not easy
to figure out, but, uh...
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I did.
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Jerry,
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you don't have to work
so hard. You're retiring.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Well, yeah. But... I...
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I don't have to be. Um...
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I know my line
is shutting down, but...
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You know, I have a thing
with numbers.
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Come on.
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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.
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He's the best line manager
we ever had, right?
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Absolutely.
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MAN: Hey. Why don't you
tell these guys
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how you started
working here in high school?
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You worked nights, right?
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(GLASS CLINKING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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HOWARD: To Jerry.
DOUG: All right.
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Not everybody
can pull off 42 years
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without getting fired.
(ALL LAUGH)
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And now you have
a boss who's going
to let you sleep in.
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And won't yell at me.
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Wrong about that.
Oh.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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You know, you should get
your real estate license,
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just like Howard did.
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It's like having a job.
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But it's also like
being retired,
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because you
don't do anything.
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(ALL LAUGH)
It's true.
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Most days,
I don't even
leave the house.
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Well...
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You know, I'll make it work.
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You know, I can always help
Marge around the house.
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No, you don't
need to do that.
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No, I'd be happy to.
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I mean, you've been taking
care of this place for years.
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I kind of have a system.
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Oh, yeah,
and a good one.
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But, you know, every system
can use an improvement.
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DOUG: Oh, God. Here we go.
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Hey. I got an idea.
Yeah?
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Why don't I try consulting
on some of your job sites?
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You know, find ways of
making things run better.
Ah.
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You wanna walk around
on my construction site
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and tell me
what I'm doing
wrong? Oof.
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I wouldn't charge much.
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Oh, and I have
to pay you for this?
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Darn right.
DOUG: Are you going
to also come by
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and teach my wife
how to grade papers?
(ALL CHUCKLE)
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Hey, Dad, if I lived here,
I would welcome that.
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Thank you, Dawn.
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I'm gonna take
you up on that.
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I'm gonna drive down
to Grand Rapids more often.
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Oh, whoops.
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You sold it too well.
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Shut up.
Backfired right in your face.
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Yeah, sweetie?
Okay.
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Can we show
Pop Pop?
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Uh, yeah, you wanna show
Pop Pop right now?
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Show me what?
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We got you
a retirement present.
WOMAN: Surprise.
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Okay.
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Open your eyes.
LIZZY: Open.
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JERRY: Holy cow!
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(ALL LAUGH)
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A fishing boat. What...
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Do I like fishing?
I do? Okay.
Yeah, you took me once.
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Yeah, now you can
go whenever
you want.
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JERRY: Yeah, how about that?
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This is great.
Thank you.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
DAWN: Oh, good.
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(LAUGHS) Oh.
DAWN: Dad likes it.
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And you, for keeping a secret.
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Thank you, pumpkin.
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Thank you, Doug.
You like it?
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JERRY: Yeah.
DOUG: All right.
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My goodness.
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My goodness.
DOUG: Good job.
You didn't spoil it.
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DOUG: That was your one job.
You did so good.
You okay?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I don't have
many regular
clothes.
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It's all work shirts.
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Well, we can
get you more clothes.
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Hmm.
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It'll be an adjustment.
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You'll find your way.
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Hmm.
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Have you?
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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.
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You want this one?
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Nope.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Morning, Leon.
Morning, Jerry.
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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.
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HELEN: (SIGHS) Dang it.
Maybe I have cash.
Let me just...
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LEON: I know
you're good for it.
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HELEN: Thanks, Leon.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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What are you
doing out here?
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My appointment is at 10: 00.
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No, you said
you'd come at 10: 00.
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I don't have any other
appointments.
I have six clients.
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Okay.
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How do you make a living
with only six clients?
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I don't. I just became
an online travel agent.
See the posters?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, why do you
need posters
if it's online?
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Because they were free.
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Why do you always have to
understand the reasoning
behind everything?
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Oh, well.
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It's the only way
I can make sense of things.
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How's the boat?
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Water's still too cold.
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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.
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Hmm. How's my account?
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Speaking of cold...
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2% gains,
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which doesn't sound
like much, because it isn't.
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Look, you gotta
be more aggressive.
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If you let me put that
in stocks, I could probably
get you 10%.
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That would double
your money in only...
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7.27 years.
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Literally the only time
I was going to get to
use that today.
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Nope.
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This is all we've got.
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And I'm not about
to gamble with it.
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It's not gambling. It seems
like a risk, but the market...
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Yeah, well, if you
could lose it, it's gambling.
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I'll call you in a month
for my next appointment.
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Don't need an appointment.
Okay.
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Take out the boat.
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JERRY: I may just do that.
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Oh!
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No.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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Holy cow!
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LEON: Hey, Jer.
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WOMAN: What's a roll down?
LEON: It's when the jackpot
hits two million
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and nobody gets six numbers.
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Then the whole jackpot
rolls down
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to the people
who got three or four...
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Whatever.
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Just better odds.
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Good luck. Yeah.
Thanks.
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LEON: Better odds.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(MUTTERING)
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Can that be right?
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All right.
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(MUTTERS)
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It's not gambling.
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The lottery?
Yup. There's a way
to win every time.
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Are you having a stroke?
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There's a loophole
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they didn't see, and it's
right here in the math.
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Now, on a typical drawing,
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you'd have a one in 54
chance of hitting
three out of six numbers,
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and a one in 1,500
chance of hitting four.
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Odds are
you'll lose every time.
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Not every time.
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I won a free ticket
last week, which lost.
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But on the
roll down weeks,
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the payouts
to the lower numbers
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increases above the amount
that you would pay to play.
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So, the math
is in your favor.
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And they missed it.
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STEVE: I don't know
what this says.
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Looks like the numbers a crazy
man drew on his cell wall.
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It means that
on the roll down weeks,
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you're guaranteed to win.
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That can't be true.
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Why not?
Because it's
the lottery, Jerry.
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There's a building
of people in Detroit
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whose job it is to know
how the numbers work.
And they do.
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I cannot believe
you are my accountant.
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Part-time accountant.
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00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,840
Full-time
online travel agent.
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Hey, Mindy.
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Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?
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Uh, no... I...
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I'd like to withdraw $2,000.
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Yep.
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So, how are your feet?
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00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,498
Been better.
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00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,966
Rolling the
tennis ball helped,
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until my manager tripped on it
and threw it into the street.
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00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:44,970
I can bring you another one.
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They come in threes.
Thanks.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'll be back in a couple
of days with a deposit.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Probably be
20% more than this.
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Give or take.
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See you then.
Okay.
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MAN: Thank you.
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MIDGE: Okay. Have a good day.
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Two thousand WinFall tickets.
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Two thousand?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Good evening, folks, and
welcome to this week's
WinFall lottery roll down.
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Grab your tickets, have a seat
and let's get right to it.
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The first lucky number is six.
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The second number...
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Twenty-three.
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You okay?
Oh, yeah. Never better.
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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Forty-three.
So, how'd it go with the boat?
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Oh, uh...
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They said they can fix the
motor, but it's not for me.
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I mean, we're supposed
to be doing stuff together
anyway, right?
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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Thirty-one.
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You want to watch a movie?
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
The next winning number is...
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Oh... No, I didn't
mean right now.
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Ten.
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Well, so, when?
Well, I don't know.
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I'm watching a program.
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You're watching this?
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No.
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(TV STOPS)
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(TV RESUMES PLAYING)
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.
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And we hope you're a winner.
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One...
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That's one's four.
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Twenty-one, 28.
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Sixteen.
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Problem is, nobody knows
about this town.
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Evart should start selling
houses for a dollar,
like they do in Tuscany.
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Lure people here.
253
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,243
We can live in Tuscany
for a dollar?
254
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,544
Well, a Euro.
255
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,778
SHIRLEY: That's a dollar.
256
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,847
HOWARD: No, a little
more than that.
257
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,482
Jerry, how much is a Euro?
258
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,454
Jerry.
259
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,556
Oh.
260
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,358
Sorry.
261
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,094
Mmm.
262
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,229
Full house.
263
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,465
We're playing gin.
264
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,966
Oh.
265
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,303
(CARDS TAP ON TABLE)
266
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,908
HOWARD: Thank you so much.
MARGE: All right.
Well, goodnight.
267
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,343
SHIRLEY: Goodnight.
MARGE: Take care.
268
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,412
Have a good
walk home.
HOWARD: Okay.
269
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,981
JERRY: Gin, or poker,
or cribbage,
270
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,950
I get confused by them all.
HOWARD: You don't care.
You don't care.
271
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,252
Scrabble.
Scrabble next.
(JERRY LAUGHS)
272
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:21,453
All right, night.
273
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,557
You're going to have
to tell me what's going on.
274
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,559
I'm too old
to wait it out.
275
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,964
Oh...
276
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,367
I missed my chance.
277
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,538
I did everything
I was supposed to do.
278
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:41,607
Everything I had to do.
279
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,511
Now it's too late
to do anything else.
280
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,615
Oh, your life isn't over.
281
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,320
(MARGE GRUNTS)
282
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,322
Everybody seems
to think it is.
283
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,956
Well...
284
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,061
Heck, I can do anything.
285
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,963
I'd still be at the factory
if they didn't cut my line.
286
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,434
But instead...
287
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,638
These are my golden years.
288
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,741
Yeah, just because things
didn't work out the way
you wanted,
289
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,743
doesn't mean they won't.
290
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,112
Good luck happens,
same as bad.
291
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,250
(CHUCKLES)
292
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,318
What?
293
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,356
Good luck, it happens
same as bad?
294
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,325
Yeah. It's just math.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
295
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,528
What?
Oh, man. What a dummy.
296
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,864
Not you. Me.
297
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,200
You're a genius. (LAUGHS)
298
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,536
Sample size.
(GASPS)
299
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,171
(BOTH LAUGH)
300
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,507
That is where I went wrong.
301
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:52,111
I didn't calculate
the frequency of probability.
302
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,612
It's just math.
303
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,514
Oh, I don't like math.
304
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,549
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
305
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,719
Here, let me show you...
306
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,988
Here. So,
if you take a coin
307
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,290
and you flipped
it 1,000 times,
308
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,494
you might still
get 60% heads.
309
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:15,033
But if you flipped it 5,000
times, the probability gets
closer to 50%.
310
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:19,204
The sample has to be large
enough to take luck
out of the equation.
311
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,207
(CLICKS TONGUE)
And this is for you.
312
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,611
Are you depositing a penny?
313
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:28,380
(CHUCKLES) No. No.
314
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:29,748
No. Uh...
315
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,484
I wanna make a withdrawal.
316
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,621
$4,200.
317
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,024
Oh, and how much does
that leave us with?
318
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,293
I am checking.
319
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,297
A little over four.
320
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,698
Okay.
321
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,503
Make it six, then.
322
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:53,639
Six?
Mmm-hmm.
323
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,682
(CLICKS TONGUE) Eight?
324
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,752
Eight?
$8,000.
325
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:08,587
Are you sure?
Hmm.
326
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,991
JERRY: Ninety-eight.
327
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,359
(MACHINE WHIRS)
328
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,664
JERRY: Ninety-nine.
329
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,401
Eight thousand.
330
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:25,838
Thank you, Midge.
331
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,539
There we go.
332
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,607
Bye-bye.
333
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,778
HOWARD: You know,
every town has a thing.
334
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,179
We need a thing.
335
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,048
What happened to jazz fest?
336
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:38,617
Well, we couldn't keep
the stage up to code.
337
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,019
Oh, one of those clogger
girls fell right through.
338
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,421
Oh, yeah.
339
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,789
SHIRLEY: Jazz fest
made money, too.
340
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,725
I mean, not that year,
because the girl sued us.
Yeah.
341
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,161
She was upset 'cause
we were still clapping.
342
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,196
We thought it was
part of the show.
343
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,498
(LAUGHS)
HOWARD: Oh.
344
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,333
By the way, a bunch
of us are pooling money
345
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,401
for the lottery tonight.
346
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,971
They're doing that roll down
thing, where you can win more.
347
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:02,040
We're not lottery people.
HOWARD: That's probably
for the best.
348
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,942
You know, there are some
people who blow thousands
349
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,477
on those things?
(COUGHING)
350
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,079
You all right?
HOWARD: Here we go.
351
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,447
What's the matter?
Take the drink.
SHIRLEY: Down the wrong pipe.
352
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,182
Eating too fast.
353
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,084
(COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
354
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,352
HOWARD: Yeah.
355
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,489
Ooh.
356
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,392
Four.
357
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:23,795
(MUTTERING)
358
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,511
Whoo.
359
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,734
STEVE: I mean, it's like
a regular travel agent,
360
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:03,802
but it's online,
361
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,003
so people can
act like animals
362
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,204
when something
doesn't work out.
363
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,006
Hey, you should be traveling.
364
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,676
You and Wendy used to go
on all these cruises
and come back
365
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,044
and call everything port
and starboard.
366
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,412
(CHUCKLES) I didn't even
know which was which.
367
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,480
Depends which
ocean you're on.
368
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,050
Hmm. No. No.
HOWARD: Yep.
369
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,851
She'd want
you to have fun.
370
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,486
It's been three years.
371
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,522
Oh, brats. Brats
and burgers. All?
372
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,990
STEVE: With
cheese on it.
Okay.
373
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,391
Brats and... Oh.
HOWARD: Cheddar?
374
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,327
Doug, would you watch
the grill for a second?
375
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,362
See? This is
a good time. Huh?
376
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,230
Mmm.
I told you it'd be
worth the drive.
377
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,432
No, you said
you didn't know
378
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,033
how many weekends
you have left.
379
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,268
Well, I don't.
380
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,471
(DAWN SCOFFS)
Yeah, but the math works.
381
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,239
Drive for two hours,
get a free burger.
382
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,708
Offsets the cost of gas.
383
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,076
I don't eat meat, Dad.
384
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,744
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.
385
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,079
No, that's still meat.
386
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,413
JERRY: Okay.
387
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,282
Is he okay?
388
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:54,086
He just doesn't know
the formula for "I miss you."
389
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,354
It is more fun
when you're here.
390
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,990
I know, but you and Dad,
you gotta have fun together.
391
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,124
Yeah.
392
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,359
I know you've waited
a really long time
393
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,327
for him to retire.
I know.
394
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,630
I know. We need to work on it.
395
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:07,899
I can't even remember
the last time that we had...
396
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,835
(WHISPERS) You know?
What?
397
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,970
Yeah.
Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...
398
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:13,872
Honey.
399
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,273
I'm gonna get a beer.
400
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,175
Okay? Okay.
We'll work on it.
401
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,211
I'm thinking about it anyway.
DAWN: Okay.
402
00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:20,612
I wish he would.
403
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:22,648
(OBJECT THUDS)
404
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:23,815
Whoa.
405
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,384
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
406
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,153
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.
407
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,222
Let's not...
Let's not open that.
408
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,658
Why? I want the popcorn.
I know. I know.
409
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,827
But this... this popcorn's
very stale. Ugh.
410
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,796
I like stale.
411
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:40,932
Well, but this is
full of sugar. It's
no good for you.
412
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,802
I saw you eat seven Oreos.
413
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,304
You want an Oreo?
414
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,906
You ate them all, Pop Pop.
415
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:51,343
Okay. All right. Uh...
416
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,679
Let me just have it
for one minute.
417
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:55,881
Pop Pop will give it
back to you. I promise.
418
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,083
You trust Pop Pop now, right?
419
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,285
Let me just take one minute.
420
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,687
And I'll be right out.
421
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,969
Here you go.
422
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:20,305
Take.
Thanks, Pop Pop.
423
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,507
Yep.
424
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:28,980
(METAL SCRAPING)
425
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,393
Something you wanna tell me?
426
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,695
What?
427
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:44,796
The pantry.
428
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,703
I'm playing the lottery.
429
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,774
I meant the
empty bag of Oreos.
430
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:03,448
I'm playing the lottery,
and I'm winning.
431
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,752
I figured out the math,
and I won $15,000.
432
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,821
It's stuffed inside
the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.
433
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,057
Wow.
434
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:20,599
I gave $20 to
Shirley's lottery pool.
435
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:23,001
I guess it's not
such a big deal now.
436
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,505
I...
437
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,440
I had to try it.
438
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,209
I... I found this
flaw in the game,
439
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:34,312
and I had to find out
if I was right.
440
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,114
Well, why didn't
you just tell me?
441
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,818
I... felt silly.
442
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:43,655
We barely have enough money
to retire on as it is, and...
443
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:45,924
This is no time to risk it.
444
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,028
Yes, it is.
What?
445
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,229
It's time to risk it.
446
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:52,597
Because right now
we're losing
447
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,666
something that
matters even more.
448
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,103
I've waited 40 years
for it to be just us,
449
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,539
and so far
we kind of suck at it.
450
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,707
We have Jeopardy.
451
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:06,044
Oh, that's not
a thing. Jerry!
452
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,612
I wanna have fun.
453
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,549
I wanna have fun.
454
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:16,221
Let's be
a little stupid. Huh?
455
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,023
We got married
when we were 17,
456
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:19,825
so we know how to do it.
457
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,494
Well, that's true.
458
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,498
We need something for us.
459
00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:28,567
(CHUCKLES)
460
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,802
I didn't think it would
be playing the lottery,
461
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:34,806
but I'd rob a bank if it
gave us something
to talk about.
462
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:36,908
Okay.
463
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,245
$15,000?
Yep.
464
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,513
(BOTH LAUGH)
465
00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:45,584
JERRY: If we bet the
whole $15,000...
466
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,986
Oh, we should.
Let's bet it all.
You think?
467
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,156
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking
the same thing. It's right...
468
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,158
No. No,
no, no, no.
469
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:55,627
Leon, what happened
to WinFall?
470
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,762
Oh, they...
they phased it out.
471
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,265
What?
It's gone,
just like that?
472
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,900
You don't play anyway, do you?
473
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,870
No.
Yeah, well, I guess
people will just
474
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:07,205
have to play the one
in Massachusetts now.
475
00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,410
The math works. You can see
that. You're an accountant.
476
00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,012
Yeah. I mean...
477
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,146
I mean, it looks right.
478
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,514
And Massachusetts
isn't that far.
479
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:20,352
No, it's only about
a 10-hour drive if
our truck doesn't break down.
480
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,287
If it does, we'll get a ride.
Yeah.
481
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,688
From whom?
482
00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:25,857
Truckers.
Yeah, they're always
looking for company.
483
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,193
To murder.
We'll jump out
if it gets weird.
484
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:31,096
And they won't even know
that we have a duffle bag
full of cash.
485
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:33,431
Yeah, we'll keep
that zipped up.
(JERRY LAUGHS)
486
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,967
All right.
All right, what?
487
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,135
I'm in, too.
488
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,170
You sure?
STEVE: No.
489
00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,807
But what the hell? Put me in
for 1,000. (LAUGHS)
490
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,910
I just got a cruise
I gotta cancel now.
491
00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:02,894
JERRY: Hey. Oh.
Oh. Got our dinner.
492
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:06,298
Yeah. We're going to need
three days of food.
493
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:07,866
Oh.
494
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,035
And I found us
a small town to play in.
495
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,671
Yeah, keep things quiet.
496
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,006
You know, like how
I park a block away
497
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,574
at a good garage sale.
498
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:17,976
Yeah? Oh.
Move.
499
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,481
You got a ham radio?
What?
500
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:25,483
Ham radio. We're gonna
hit some dead zones.
501
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,620
I suppose I can go to Ace...
Wait a minute.
502
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:29,688
(DRAWER CLOSES)
503
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,222
How are we on batteries?
504
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,558
Uh... I...
505
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,994
(OPENS DRAWER)
MARGE: Ah.
506
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,965
Okay. Let's get some more.
(CHUCKLES) Just in case.
507
00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:42,100
Feels like we really
are robbing a bank.
508
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:45,570
Nah. It's gonna be
more fun. You take that.
509
00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:47,405
Here are the keys.
510
00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:49,274
All right. Aah.
511
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,576
I got the coupons.
512
00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:52,978
All right. You grab that.
513
00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,046
Oh, now? Oh.
514
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,381
Let's go.
Oh.
515
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,383
Can I get dressed first?
516
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,151
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
517
00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,623
Mmm.
Whoo.
518
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,058
You have cookies?
519
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,332
Ooh.
520
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,759
(LAUGHS)
521
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,701
(SONG STOPS PLAYING)
522
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,170
Doesn't look like much.
523
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:55,306
Well, all we need is
a ticket machine, right?
524
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,109
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)
525
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,914
Hey, kid, those are
buy one, get one free,
526
00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:04,616
'cause they're
so out of date.
527
00:28:04,682 --> 00:28:06,017
They're from 2013,
528
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:09,154
but they'll still
turn your mouth blue.
529
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,757
Actually, I'm gonna
get them first.
530
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,692
(SIGHS) How can I help you?
531
00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:18,129
We'd like to buy
8,000 WinFall tickets.
532
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,433
BILL: I'm gonna
get you first.
533
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,271
No way is this enough.
(BOY CHUCKLES)
534
00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,007
There's no way
that was enough.
535
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,608
Uh...
536
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:33,144
Eight thousand WinFall
tickets is, like...
537
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,214
$29,000.
538
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,983
No. 16,000.
$16,000.
539
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,853
And that is how
much we brought.
540
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:47,058
Well, the machine prints 1,000
tickets an hour, so you'll be
here all day.
541
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,794
And let me tell you from
experience, being here
all day sucks.
542
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:50,895
(MARGE CHUCKLES)
543
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,330
Because I'm here all day.
544
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:58,136
Well, he's right. It's gonna
take eight hours.
545
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,772
I can do it.
Let's get rolling.
546
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:04,776
You want us?
Yeah, come on.
I got work to do.
547
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:07,412
I'm busy.
Well, can you show us
how it works?
548
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:08,880
You'll figure it out.
549
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,249
JERRY: Sorry, the motel's
not so great.
550
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,585
MARGE: The Pick
and Shovel. (LAUGHS)
551
00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,053
Perfect name.
552
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,822
Because it's what you
need to dig a grave.
553
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,625
Hah. Reminds me
of our wedding night.
554
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,160
Huh?
555
00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:25,530
My dad gave me enough money
to take you to the prom.
556
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:28,266
But then I thought, "Heck,
the prom ends at midnight,
557
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,902
"but a marriage,
that lasts forever.
558
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,570
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."
559
00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:35,106
Which you spent on a Days Inn.
560
00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,976
Oh, on our honeymoon.
Yeah.
561
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:41,846
Well, I'm glad
we're being crazy.
562
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,982
I'd sleep in the car
if I had to.
563
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,084
Well, you may have to.
564
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,620
I don't think this door locks.
565
00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:51,389
Oh, it's on, Jerry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
566
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,194
All right.
567
00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,330
Oh, you have the...
568
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:02,500
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Cross those
fingers, our very last lucky
number is 21.
569
00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:08,473
Folks, those numbers, one
more time, are 23, 45,
01, 25, 06 and 21.
570
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,309
All right, folks, check those
numbers. We wish you the
best of luck.
571
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,678
Hopefully this was your week.
Okay.
572
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:14,946
(TV STOPS PLAYING)
573
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:23,087
JERRY: Well, we got 8,000
tickets to check.
(MARGE SIGHS)
574
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:25,023
JERRY: Let's get started.
575
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,091
We'll probably see sunrise.
576
00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,862
(MUSIC PLAYING)
577
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,533
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
578
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:55,453
(GASPS) The last one
is a three-number winner.
579
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,322
Oh, good.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
580
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,324
Okay.
581
00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:04,862
So we bet 16,000.
Mmm-hmm.
582
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:11,035
And the two number winners
just gives us free tickets,
583
00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:13,571
so if we count those
as a push...
584
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,641
Which means we made...
585
00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:20,245
$21,043.
586
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,013
Oh...
587
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,882
I think we're gonna
need more Oreos.
588
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,584
(BOTH LAUGH)
589
00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:30,855
Yeah, we're all... No, heck.
There's a little piece left
there for you.
590
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,591
(LAUGHS) No.
You sure you don't...
591
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:34,959
No, thank you.
592
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:53,978
(GASPS)
593
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:57,815
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.
594
00:31:57,882 --> 00:31:59,284
Of course they did.
595
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,252
It's not against the rules
to buy tickets.
596
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:04,922
I thought an alarm would
go off and they'd start
yelling at me.
597
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:06,991
(LAUGHS) So did I.
598
00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:11,296
Do you really think
we're the only ones who know?
599
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,742
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
600
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,010
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
601
00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:34,852
Hey, why are there ultrasonic
sensors on our toilet stalls?
602
00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:36,387
BOY: Bathroom vacancy grid.
603
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,223
I got tired of walking in
there and seeing feet
under every stall.
604
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,293
So, now I know that when
the light is green,
the toilet is...
605
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,295
Well, not clean,
but nobody is sitting on it.
606
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,230
We're supposed to be doing
our research projects.
607
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,298
I am.
608
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:48,933
Bathroom lights?
No. That'd be stupid.
609
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,201
I'm doing one
on the lottery.
610
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,804
Ah. That's way
more stupid.
611
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,172
It's not. I'm evaluating
612
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:57,675
the exact odds of winning
Powerball versus
Mega Millions.
613
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,678
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.
614
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,348
What are these?
615
00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:06,117
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.
616
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:08,586
Sweet. The handicapped
stall is open.
617
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:25,370
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
618
00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,676
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
619
00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:48,126
Jerry, pull over.
620
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,662
Come on, pull over.
We're only a mile from home.
621
00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:53,030
No.
You can't hold it?
622
00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:54,499
It's not that.
623
00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,168
Okay. Okay.
624
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,714
(EXHALES)
625
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,622
Marge, how long
is this gonna take?
626
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:19,457
'Cause I actually have to go.
627
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:24,529
Did you ever think maybe the
world wasn't passing you by?
628
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,332
Maybe you were
meant to be here.
629
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,235
To work in the factory
630
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,604
and to care about all these
people the way you do,
631
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:37,442
because the day would come
when you could help them.
632
00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,046
What do you mean?
633
00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:45,750
Well, you said the more
we bet, the better the odds.
634
00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:53,257
(MARGE CHUCKLES)
635
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,266
I did say that.
636
00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:10,808
So you wanna start
a corporation?
637
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,310
Bring in the whole town.
638
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:15,112
If we sell shares, we'll have
more capital to invest.
639
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,215
Go big or go home. (CHUCKLES)
640
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:19,817
Then we'll split the profits
with the shareholders.
641
00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,285
Everybody rides.
642
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:22,553
Will you stop
talking like that?
643
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,589
Sorry. I'm just
really into it.
644
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,090
She's really into it.
645
00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,558
Because she
knows it'll work.
646
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,793
House always wins.
647
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:29,861
Stop it.
648
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,730
You really think
people will come in on this?
649
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:33,931
Yup. You did.
650
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:36,467
Yeah, but I'm a depressed
widower with nothing
to live for.
651
00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:39,136
You wanna buy
more shares, then?
Yes!
652
00:35:40,137 --> 00:35:41,873
JERRY: And that
about does it.
653
00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,441
Any questions?
654
00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:47,345
So, uh, GS
Investment Strategies?
That's right.
655
00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:50,047
We've got a business license
and everything.
656
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:51,215
Not much of a name.
657
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:52,650
Well, don't worry
about the name.
658
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,218
You need "lottery"
in there somewhere.
659
00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:55,720
Well, the name's
not important.
660
00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:59,490
It is if you wanna sell
the idea. I took a class
on marketing.
661
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:04,896
Well, the idea sells itself.
You buy a share for $500
and you make a profit.
662
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:06,931
It's that simple.
Do you have a logo?
663
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,733
Don't need a logo.
Logos help.
664
00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,735
I have a pig on a tractor.
665
00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:16,207
Yeah. Okay, look, you all
have known me for years.
666
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:19,310
This will work,
and it'll help everybody.
667
00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:20,912
What if we want in,
668
00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:24,682
but we're behind on our bills,
and don't have enough
for a share?
669
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:26,884
Do you accept other
forms of payment?
670
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,352
Like what?
671
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:29,620
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
672
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:42,900
Wait, wait, wait.
673
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,402
Got it all right here.
674
00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:46,137
SHIRLEY: Oh, we're in.
675
00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:48,439
I've never done
anything criminal like this.
676
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,508
MARGE: No, Shirley,
it's not criminal.
677
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:54,345
We're gonna pay taxes
on all the winnings
and claim expenses.
678
00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,581
Jerry's got it all worked out.
679
00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:59,750
Your mother and I
are going into business.
680
00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:02,520
(CHUCKLES)
Are you selling her toffee
or something?
681
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:05,523
No. We're gonna play
the lottery.
682
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,492
It's 500 a share.
Okay.
683
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:11,062
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?
684
00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:13,297
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.
685
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,132
You can see in
the first three plays
Dad, Dad.
686
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:16,434
that we've
increased our profit.
687
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,269
It's just not for me.
688
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:21,138
I just don't understand this.
It's just math.
689
00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:23,040
It's always just math.
690
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,409
It's like sorting through
coins, looking for
buffalo nickels,
691
00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:27,311
because you had
calculated there was,
692
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:29,680
what, one in every
seven rolls or something?
693
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,882
Yeah. We made $600.
694
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:36,287
We sorted through coins every
weekend for a month. I was 12.
695
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,622
It was fun.
696
00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,023
(SCOFFS)
697
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,593
It would have been nice to
just throw the football
or something.
698
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,430
Look, I'm...
699
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:50,001
HEATHER: Hey, Doug?
700
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,303
Doug, the Porters lost power
in their barn and they want
you to come take a look.
701
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,537
All right.
I'll be right there.
702
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,906
Okay. I gotta go.
Okay. Yup.
703
00:37:58,142 --> 00:37:59,443
(CLICKS TONGUE)
704
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:03,447
I'll be in your business,
Pop Pop.
705
00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,985
How are you at logos?
Good.
706
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,587
Well, come here and show
Pop Pop.
707
00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:11,722
Here.
708
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:17,028
Let me give you some paper.
709
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,463
And you show me
what you can do
710
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,733
about drawing a logo
for Pop Pop's business.
711
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,469
If you wanna get that going,
push your button.
712
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:26,937
Right there.
Push the button.
713
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,885
Bill?
BILL: Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Marge.
714
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,653
MARGE: Hi.
715
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,755
Hey, uh, if we're gonna
do this again,
716
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:47,158
I'm gonna need to charge you
for using the microwave.
717
00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:48,426
(JERRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
718
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:51,595
We are betting 40,000.
719
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:53,497
You guys drug dealers?
720
00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:57,068
No. We're professional
lottery players.
721
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:58,636
I don't think that's a thing.
722
00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,104
It is now.
723
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:03,774
Listen, as much as I'd like to
see if you can stand
behind that thing
724
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,843
for that long
without breaking a hip,
725
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:08,479
there's no way you can buy
that many tickets before
closing time.
726
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:10,314
Can you stay open later?
727
00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:11,749
Oh, I'm afraid not.
728
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:16,287
I'm undergoing some marital
trauma at the moment.
729
00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:18,689
Oh.
Well, truth be told,
730
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,092
tonight is a drinking
celebration with my buddies.
731
00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:24,862
Now, admittedly we do it out
there, in the parking lot,
732
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:28,065
but, uh, I just can't have
customers in here.
733
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:29,667
It's a liability.
734
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,237
Well...
735
00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,372
What if we weren't customers?
736
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,815
I have no idea what you're
talking about.
737
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:48,919
What if we were partners?
738
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:55,793
Bill, I'd like to introduce
you to GS Investment
Strategies.
739
00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,730
I'm in. Can I be in?
740
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,771
So I'm a shareholder, and I
could totally get you guys
in if you want.
741
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:10,207
So, it's a WinFall,
so when the numbers...
742
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:14,245
Okay, you're an investor...
Okay, let's say you've got
several hundred dollars.
743
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:19,617
Then there is these lottery
numbers. If they don't hit,
you win.
744
00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:23,087
You in? You got any money?
745
00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:26,023
I believe we are done.
746
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:28,692
Hey, I got two more
shareholders.
747
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,896
One of them's got to rob his
parents' house real quick,
but he's definitely in.
748
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,499
That's 500 more tickets.
Yup.
749
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:36,801
(LAUGHING) All right.
750
00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:38,569
You want a bong hit
real quick?
751
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:41,505
I don't know what that is.
BILL: Marge?
752
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:44,608
No thanks, Bill.
All right. Ow!
753
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,549
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Our next number is 46...
754
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,018
Number 24...
755
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:57,922
And our very last number for
today is number 23.
756
00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:02,092
So, one more time, those
numbers are 05, 21, 39,
46, 24, 23...
757
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:04,595
MARGE: Okay, here we go.
758
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:07,498
No more
cigarette burns, huh?
Yeah.
759
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:09,200
(TV STOPS PLAYING)
760
00:41:12,002 --> 00:41:13,571
Well... (EXHALES)
761
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:18,609
I guess we fire up some
of that delicious motel coffee
762
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:21,378
and get started.
763
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,047
Or it could wait till morning.
764
00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:24,982
Tomorrow?
765
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:41,532
Oh.
766
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:44,935
Hmm.
767
00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:51,609
(BED THUDS)
768
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:53,844
MAYA: The lottery?
769
00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:55,512
MARTIN: Lottery winners get
a lot of clicks.
770
00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,615
I don't do clicks. I do news.
771
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,684
Do you not see all these
empty cubicles?
772
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:03,754
Just poke around
for something.
773
00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:06,123
Find me a headline that I can
774
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,192
throw in
the Spotlight section.
775
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,302
(MARGE LAUGHS)
JERRY: Hmm.
776
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:23,107
Oh, nice thing about this
mattress is, we both roll
to the center.
777
00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:25,576
(LAUGHING)
778
00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:28,212
I don't think I can
get out if I tried.
779
00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:29,947
Well, we have time.
780
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:31,582
(BANGING ON DOOR)
781
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,951
What?
What the heck?
782
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:36,186
(BANGING CONTINUES)
Hey, hey,
all right, all right.
783
00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,157
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.
784
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,992
It came in!
What did?
785
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:45,496
The lottery sends a tally
of all the winnings sold
by the store.
786
00:42:45,562 --> 00:42:49,033
WinFall tickets won $82,000.
787
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:50,234
(JERRY AND MARGE GASP)
788
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:53,804
And how many WinFall tickets
did you sell at your store?
789
00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:56,440
Just yours, plus six more.
Yes!
790
00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:58,242
To me. But those didn't win.
791
00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,343
(JERRY LAUGHS)
792
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,644
We doubled it.
We doubled it.
793
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,546
We doubled it! (LAUGHS)
794
00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:03,614
We doubled it!
795
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:04,715
(ALL LAUGHING)
796
00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:06,216
BILL: We doubled it!
797
00:43:09,687 --> 00:43:10,921
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
798
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,704
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
799
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:51,095
BOTH: Whoo!
800
00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:02,339
It's Steve.
801
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:03,474
Hey, Steve.
802
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,942
Hey, Jerry.
803
00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:08,545
I was just checking to see how
we did. Um, you know, curious.
804
00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:12,082
JERRY OVER PHONE: I will be
sending out an official
shareholder report.
805
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:14,918
Yeah, yeah, right, right,
but you know...
806
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,987
He wants to know.
What do you think?
807
00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:18,822
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
808
00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:23,193
Well, we doubled it.
809
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,261
We doubled it!
810
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,429
(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)
811
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,203
(HORN HONKING)
812
00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:36,273
Shh.
813
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:00,364
(SONG STOPS)
814
00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:02,266
This can't be real.
I didn't believe it either,
815
00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:05,602
but I've been running
simulations during
the drawings, and it's right.
816
00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:08,272
If you bet at least 10 grand,
the odds tilt towards
the buyer.
817
00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:10,507
Can you get money
from your dad?
I'm not asking him for shit.
818
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:13,110
Why not? His name is on
a building. I think he
can afford it.
819
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:14,678
Because this is mine.
820
00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:16,046
Do you have 10 grand?
No.
821
00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:17,247
(BALL RATTLES)
(GIRL GROANS)
822
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,516
I have a dorm.
823
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,984
Okay, that is one
slice of pizza
824
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,486
per person. One slice.
Thank you.
(CLINKING)
825
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,089
ERIC: Hey, only take a piece
if you contributed
to the fund.
826
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:29,993
The first thing you learn at
Harvard is that you're here
for your future.
827
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,862
Right?
828
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,363
Second thing you learn...
829
00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:35,399
Is that's all bullshit.
830
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,500
(GROUP CHUCKLES)
831
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,669
TYLER: There is no future.
832
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:42,739
There is just now
waiting for you to take it.
833
00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:46,710
I found a flaw in the lottery.
834
00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:49,546
Okay? A way to beat
the game every time
835
00:45:49,613 --> 00:45:52,583
because nobody at the lottery
figured out what I did.
836
00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:55,552
But it only works
if you can bet big.
837
00:45:55,619 --> 00:46:01,191
So, tell your parents
that you have new lab fees,
or need books,
838
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:03,193
or got an STD.
839
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,661
(LAUGHTER)
840
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:10,534
Whatever it takes, because
if we pull this off, then
we are legends!
841
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,202
(ALL CHEERING)
842
00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:18,041
Also, I'm gonna need you all
to fill out about 300
lottery slips,
843
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:19,776
so we don't bet duplicates.
844
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,445
Here you go. That's for you.
845
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,480
Thank you.
846
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,352
You're not filling any out?
847
00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:30,354
No. I'm in charge.
848
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:35,926
DOUG: Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?
849
00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:38,695
HOWARD: Yup. All the
shareholders are chipping in.
850
00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:40,497
We're bringing back
the jazz festival.
851
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,734
The best music is the music
you make up as you go along.
852
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,037
HOWARD: Ah, I'm just sad we
couldn't have had it when
Prince was around.
853
00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:48,639
He wouldn't have come, Howard.
854
00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:50,107
We'll never know.
855
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:52,476
You guys are sure this is what
you wanna do with your money?
856
00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:53,877
You don't wanna
invest it somewhere?
857
00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:56,246
We are investing it
somewhere. (CHUCKLES)
858
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,317
All right.
859
00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:02,886
I'll give you a hand.
All right.
860
00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:05,422
Doug, put it on top there.
Yup. All right.
861
00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:08,959
(EXHALES) Thank you.
862
00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:10,561
Wow.
863
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,896
Why do you keep all these?
864
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:14,431
The IRS.
865
00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:16,567
When we get audited,
866
00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:19,603
we'll need a paper trail
of all the losing tickets
we bought.
867
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,338
Think you're
gonna get audited?
868
00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:22,606
Oh, yeah.
869
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,641
DOUG: Jesus.
870
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:28,845
You know, your group hired me
to fix the amphitheater.
Six-month job.
871
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:32,015
Oh. How about that?
(BOX THUDS)
872
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:34,117
Yeah, how about that?
873
00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:38,055
Well, you may wanna consider
chipping in on that.
874
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:39,823
What?
875
00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:43,060
Well, you have a share.
876
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:46,096
You did, from the start.
877
00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:49,399
DOUG: Dad...
878
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:53,036
You didn't have to do that.
879
00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:55,372
Oh, I didn't wanna count
nickels without you.
880
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:04,848
I'm telling you, Dottie has
done such a great job
with this bookstore.
881
00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:07,351
Yeah. You know,
Leon is renovating the hotel.
882
00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,987
Howard got him a deal on it,
but his commission is that
883
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,889
he and Shirley get to use the
hot tub whenever they want.
884
00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:14,791
Leon will regret that.
885
00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:16,193
You are not kidding.
886
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,828
JERRY: Hello,
hello, everybody.
WOMAN: Oh, hey!
887
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:19,096
(APPLAUSE)
888
00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:23,667
JERRY: All right.
Well, go ahead...
889
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,836
Go on, sit on down.
890
00:48:25,902 --> 00:48:29,673
Uh... Uh...
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
891
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,208
Well...
892
00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:35,545
Look, first off, I can say
that we're doing pretty
darn well.
893
00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:37,180
SHIRLEY: Yes.
(LAUGHTER)
894
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:41,485
Yeah. But you probably already
know that by reading your
shareholder report...
895
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,120
I can't get mine to open.
896
00:48:43,186 --> 00:48:44,588
Oh, do you have Word?
897
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:46,423
I have Windows, I think.
898
00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:48,392
I'll print you one, Shirley.
899
00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:49,459
Oh, thank you.
900
00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:50,994
Anyhoo...
901
00:48:52,029 --> 00:48:54,097
As you might have imagined it,
902
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:57,834
we're gonna use the majority
of our capital for betting.
903
00:48:57,901 --> 00:48:59,036
MAN: Yeah.
904
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:05,075
But there are dividends
that you can access.
905
00:49:05,142 --> 00:49:10,247
Right. So, I know a lot of
people would like to see
the jazz festival come back.
906
00:49:10,314 --> 00:49:11,648
(ALL AGREEING)
907
00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:16,086
And, Old Frank can sure use
a mail truck he doesn't
fall out of.
908
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:17,721
(LIGHT LAUGHTER)
909
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:22,826
Uh, so, now on to
the profit ratios. We...
910
00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:25,495
Yes, Raj?
Is there not food
at this thing?
911
00:49:25,562 --> 00:49:29,232
No. No. This is a shareholder
meeting. It's not a party.
912
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:32,703
Then why did you have it at
6: 00, when we all eat?
913
00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:34,037
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
914
00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:37,541
Well, you're welcome to
all go to the diner, but...
915
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,711
No, then you're not gonna
learn about the numbers.
916
00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,281
STEVE: So, what's
the next play?
917
00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,183
312,000 tickets.
918
00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:48,485
That's $600,000.
JERRY: Yeah.
919
00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:52,089
We're betting half a million
in one play?
920
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,824
Oh, the money
is the easy part.
921
00:49:53,890 --> 00:49:55,225
Is it?
Yeah.
922
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,661
It'll take four days
of betting,
923
00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:00,030
two machines,
12 hours a day.
924
00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,332
Then why don't you
just bet the normal amount?
925
00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:03,500
Math.
926
00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:04,634
It's Newton's law.
927
00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:08,004
If you push against something,
it's gonna push back.
928
00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:09,706
And we discovered a flaw.
929
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:14,411
But by using it, we've
introduced a variable
that changes it.
930
00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:17,447
And we don't know how long
this game is gonna last.
931
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:20,884
Then we need to make as much
money as we can, while we can.
932
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:25,355
Get the festival going, and
finish rebuilding before it
pushes back.
933
00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:26,356
Mmm-hmm.
934
00:50:26,423 --> 00:50:27,991
I ordered a second machine
from the lottery,
935
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,626
but they said you're only
allowed one per location,
936
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,995
so I was like, "Well,
what if I have
a second store?"
937
00:50:32,062 --> 00:50:35,098
They're like, "What's the
address?" I was like,
"Uh-oh. There's my mistake."
938
00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:37,401
And that's where
my buddy, Darryl, comes in.
939
00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:40,337
And, uh, we're gonna give him
an extra share, but here
you are.
940
00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:44,274
You can print out 24 hours
a day, plus unlimited pie.
941
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:46,810
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
942
00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:49,346
Look at this.
943
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,114
What's this?
944
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:52,816
From my source
at the AG's office.
945
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,153
Now, the lottery has
to disclose players who
claim more than 50 grand,
946
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:57,487
five times a year.
947
00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,823
Sometimes the winners
are fronts, you know,
948
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,326
cashing tickets for people
who owe child support,
or have a warrant,
949
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:06,930
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.
950
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,599
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.
951
00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:10,867
No criminal record.
952
00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:12,769
He's won this much?
Yeah.
953
00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:17,040
Who drives 10 hours every
month to play the lottery
in a different state?
954
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:19,075
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense.
Right.
955
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:25,515
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
956
00:51:39,062 --> 00:51:40,530
Loser!
957
00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:49,940
Did that woman just rob you?
958
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:51,208
That's my wife.
959
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:53,844
Wow.
960
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:56,880
Well, she certainly
seems spirited.
961
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,582
Yeah, she's a spitfire.
962
00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:01,418
No, she's just pissed off
'cause I filed for divorce,
963
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:03,453
and she didn't ever think
I'd be able to afford it.
964
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,988
Huh.
965
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,657
Looks like money well spent.
Yeah.
966
00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:11,728
Kind of lost the magic ever
since Steely Dan stopped
touring.
967
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,431
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
968
00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:16,166
You know...
969
00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:17,767
I need to find someone
like you.
970
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,205
Only younger.
Yeah, that started off great.
971
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:26,743
No, I mean, you know, just
someone that's still fertile.
972
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,912
And their womb
can have babies.
973
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,180
You're not good at this.
974
00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:32,215
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?
975
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:35,652
Well, my mother used to say,
976
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,888
"Kiss a few frogs, then when
you find your prince,
977
00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:40,891
"you'll realize that the frogs
are better, 'cause they make
you laugh."
978
00:52:41,258 --> 00:52:42,626
(BOTH LAUGH)
979
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,729
Does laughing at you count?
980
00:52:45,795 --> 00:52:47,898
Bill, you need a new frog.
981
00:52:47,964 --> 00:52:49,466
I need a new frog.
982
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,736
$50,000.
983
00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:54,704
(ALL CHEERING)
984
00:52:54,771 --> 00:52:57,040
Welcome to the now, bitches.
985
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:59,042
We are going to make
a shitload of money,
986
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:00,744
but it's going to take time,
987
00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:03,113
and sweat, and passion, okay?
988
00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:06,182
So, everybody fill out
two stacks of slips.
989
00:53:06,249 --> 00:53:09,152
We need to get 25,000 in
in the next three weeks.
990
00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:10,887
(ALL GROANING)
991
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,361
Something wrong?
992
00:53:18,428 --> 00:53:19,796
There's another group.
993
00:53:20,063 --> 00:53:21,097
What?
994
00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:22,666
The payout should
have been bigger.
995
00:53:22,732 --> 00:53:25,302
The only thing that makes
sense is another group
eating into the pot,
996
00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:27,270
so I checked sales
at every store.
997
00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:30,473
That's public information?
No, I hacked
the state lottery.
998
00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:31,908
Nice.
999
00:53:32,909 --> 00:53:33,910
Wait. That's my laptop.
1000
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:35,879
Yeah. You should destroy
your hard drive after this.
1001
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:38,715
Dude.
Whatever. It worked.
1002
00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:41,451
Look at the winnings in
Sunderland, from only
two locations.
1003
00:53:41,518 --> 00:53:45,689
Two locations. They'd have to
buy tickets for a week to get
those kind of numbers.
1004
00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:49,359
They're there right now.
1005
00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:02,839
(GIGGLES)
1006
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:11,915
Hey. I finished early tonight.
1007
00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:13,850
What's the rush?
1008
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,419
Oh... (LAUGHS)
1009
00:54:17,821 --> 00:54:20,824
You didn't think I'd forget
our anniversary, did you?
1010
00:54:20,890 --> 00:54:26,229
Oh, you just got that out
of the cooler.
Well, yeah.
1011
00:54:26,296 --> 00:54:29,966
But I hid it behind the
Yoo-hoo this morning
so that nobody would get it.
1012
00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:31,334
(LAUGHS)
1013
00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:36,539
(CORK POPS)
BOTH: Whoo!
1014
00:54:37,674 --> 00:54:38,608
(LAUGHS) Wow.
1015
00:54:38,675 --> 00:54:40,744
You know it's good when
it does that.
1016
00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:42,545
(LAUGHS)
1017
00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:44,748
JERRY: Beautiful
plastic china.
1018
00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:47,417
Here you go.
1019
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,321
Here's to 46 more years.
1020
00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:54,391
Cheers.
1021
00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:57,594
Ooh.
1022
00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,366
(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYS)
1023
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:06,636
I think I still owe you
a prom night.
1024
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,622
This was easier when I was 16.
1025
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,826
You're even
more beautiful now.
1026
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,762
That's the out-of-date
champagne talking.
1027
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,397
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1028
00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:36,232
Yeah, he really shouldn't
be selling that.
1029
00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:38,001
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1030
00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:40,637
Oh. Mmm.
1031
00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,907
No teacher to pull us apart.
1032
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,116
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1033
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:56,319
You guys are the other group?
1034
00:55:56,386 --> 00:56:00,990
Oh, man. We thought it was
gonna be, like, a crime
syndicate or something. Phew.
1035
00:56:02,225 --> 00:56:03,293
(SONG STOPS)
1036
00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:05,161
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1037
00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:08,832
Sorry, we are being
super rude. I'm Tyler,
this is Eric.
1038
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,500
We run a betting club
at Harvard.
1039
00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:12,302
We're called
Random Industries,
1040
00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:14,904
which is also the name
of my skateboard brand.
1041
00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:17,607
Well, I figured there'd
be somebody else.
1042
00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:22,912
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't
expect this. Look at you guys.
It's like Up. (LAUGHS)
1043
00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:27,684
Would you like a glass
of champagne?
1044
00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,720
No, I only drink Jager
and Red Bull. But thank you.
1045
00:56:30,787 --> 00:56:35,158
Oh, well, at least you'll
never have to worry about
being our age.
1046
00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:41,097
Look, we're really only
hurting each other by
playing at the same time,
1047
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,633
so here's a better offer.
1048
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:47,370
You join my group,
add your capital to our pot,
1049
00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:49,072
and we'll handle
all the betting.
1050
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:50,473
(LAUGHS)
1051
00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:53,510
Well, I don't know.
1052
00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:56,412
We kind of like to do
our own thing.
1053
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,014
What?
1054
00:56:58,081 --> 00:57:00,283
You'll get a cut without
having to do anything.
1055
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:05,421
I have an army of bettors.
You won't even have to
leave your rocking chairs.
1056
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,390
We're good.
1057
00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:10,794
This is about making money.
You like money, right?
1058
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:14,430
Well, not as much
as I like other things.
1059
00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:16,166
ERIC: Oh, my God.
1060
00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:22,605
Uh, now, look, if you two
don't mind, this is our
anniversary.
1061
00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:27,443
And you are killing
the ambience of our
liquor store.
1062
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:30,313
You're welcome to take
a Red Bull for the road.
1063
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,882
Or maybe a juice box.
1064
00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:40,190
You're good at math.
1065
00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:42,759
Yay!
1066
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,894
I'm sure that helps out on
the farm, but at Harvard,
1067
00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:47,864
we learn a little something
called binomial distribution.
1068
00:57:48,832 --> 00:57:50,333
Look it up.
1069
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,002
Then you'll see why your odds
are better when you fill out
your own slips.
1070
00:57:53,069 --> 00:57:54,704
You're welcome.
1071
00:57:54,771 --> 00:58:00,109
Binomial distribution
only considers two factors.
1072
00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:03,179
Not a third, which is human
error, or a fourth,
1073
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:07,717
which is the time it
takes for you to fill
in the tickets.
1074
00:58:07,784 --> 00:58:13,790
You gain a whooping 32 bucks
for every $100,000 you win.
1075
00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,693
You're welcome.
1076
00:58:18,461 --> 00:58:20,096
Seriously?
Shut up!
1077
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:24,234
(DOOR SLAMS)
1078
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,568
TYLER: What?
(SCOFFS)
1079
00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:30,406
I guess it wouldn't be a prom
without dumb teenagers.
1080
00:58:30,473 --> 00:58:31,975
(BOTH LAUGH)
1081
00:58:32,976 --> 00:58:35,979
That reminds me of
where we left off.
1082
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:37,280
(SONG STARTS PLAYING)
1083
00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:06,976
So I get the house?
1084
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,678
LAWYER: Yes.
You get everything.
1085
00:59:08,745 --> 00:59:13,783
Bill just wants to keep
his share of GS Strategies.
1086
00:59:13,850 --> 00:59:15,952
Whatever. I got the house.
1087
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:21,057
Well, good luck
to you, Candace.
1088
00:59:21,124 --> 00:59:24,494
You know, we had a few good
years there before
it all turned to shit.
1089
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,596
And I hope
you find your frog.
1090
00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:28,564
Uh-huh.
1091
00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:33,736
Hey, what is
GS whatever?
1092
00:59:33,803 --> 00:59:36,339
Oh, yeah. That's a little
company I'm a part of.
1093
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:37,874
Uh, we win the lottery
every month.
1094
00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:40,877
(CAR STARTING)
1095
00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:48,584
See you around.
1096
00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:52,188
(GRUNTS)
1097
00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,197
RAJ: I'd love to re-open
the ice cream shop.
1098
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,834
Well, now you can lease it
for $1.19 a year.
1099
01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:07,637
And the Downtown fund
will cover the rest.
1100
01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:10,006
$1.19?
Mmm-hmm.
1101
01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:13,376
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.
1102
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,078
Jerry can explain it to you.
1103
01:00:15,144 --> 01:00:17,113
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
1104
01:00:26,556 --> 01:00:28,591
Boy, oh, boy.
1105
01:00:28,658 --> 01:00:31,361
I just bought a Corvette.
Yeah, I can see that.
1106
01:00:31,427 --> 01:00:35,465
You want to take it for a ride
next week? I'm going on
a cruise to Me-hi-co.
1107
01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:38,601
Oh, no, I don't think
I can get into it.
1108
01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:41,104
All right, old man,
suit yourself.
1109
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:42,372
There's another group.
1110
01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:44,007
No.
Yep.
1111
01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:46,442
Some kids from Harvard
figured it out.
1112
01:00:46,509 --> 01:00:48,211
Well, that sucks.
1113
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:49,812
We should be okay.
1114
01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:54,384
We're still winning enough for
people to rebuild and get the
jazz fest going.
1115
01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:56,686
We just have to stay
in the game.
1116
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:59,288
And we will.
Well, that's easy
for you to say.
1117
01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:02,258
You're not standing at
a machine for five days
straight.
1118
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:04,293
I said I would take a shift.
1119
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,595
No, no. That's okay.
1120
01:01:05,661 --> 01:01:07,530
Yeah, because you guys
like it, right?
1121
01:01:07,597 --> 01:01:10,266
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.
1122
01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:13,736
MARGE: So glad
you got the day off.
1123
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:15,905
Well, it doesn't feel
like I did.
MARGE: Oh, oh...
1124
01:01:15,972 --> 01:01:17,907
How did you guys do this
for weeks?
1125
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:19,642
Because it's an adventure.
1126
01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:21,444
Oh, no, this is
not an adventure.
1127
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:25,748
It's getting paper cuts in a
motel filled with prostitutes
and drug dealers.
1128
01:01:25,815 --> 01:01:27,583
Oh.
(MARGE LAUGHS)
1129
01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,519
Well, Dawn, you don't
have to do it.
1130
01:01:29,585 --> 01:01:31,454
Oh, no, no,
I want to. I do.
1131
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:35,358
I mean, I never get to spend
time with you guys,
and, you know...
1132
01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:39,829
Feeling trapped in a gross
hotel, filling bins with
losing tickets
1133
01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:42,965
is just a memory
I will never ever forget.
1134
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:47,136
Oops. This one's a winner.
1135
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:51,274
Oh, you missed it.
Okay. (SIGHS)
I'm done. I'm done.
1136
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:53,676
Hey, when's the part where
you get to turn in all
the winners?
1137
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,646
Because I will do that.
Well, that is fun.
1138
01:01:56,712 --> 01:01:59,982
We're gonna have to
double check all the...
1139
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:03,019
Is there a bar
at this motel?
1140
01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:12,895
Mr. Grazio?
1141
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,899
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
1142
01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:20,736
I had some questions
about the WinFall game.
1143
01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:23,072
Well, Melanie Hawkins
handles our publicity.
1144
01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:25,942
But the game has been
a huge success for the state.
1145
01:02:26,008 --> 01:02:27,810
Not just for the state.
1146
01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:30,646
Are you aware there's a player
in Michigan winning millions
every month?
1147
01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:34,450
We raise a lot of money for
schools, but nobody does an
article about that.
1148
01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:38,054
Some retiree gets lucky
and they send
a Spotlight reporter?
1149
01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:40,123
I didn't say he was a retiree.
1150
01:02:41,624 --> 01:02:43,126
Yeah, well, you know,
it's a lottery.
1151
01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:46,162
People win. So,
wouldn't call it news.
1152
01:02:46,762 --> 01:02:48,197
I have a meeting.
1153
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:50,833
Thanks for your time.
1154
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:57,140
JERRY: Morning, Leon.
LEON: Morning, Jerry.
1155
01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:59,742
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast.
JERRY: Oh.
1156
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:02,311
Wow. You're
getting fancy.
1157
01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:14,290
(POURS COFFEE)
1158
01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,797
TYLER: Hey, Jerry.
1159
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,501
They said I'd find you here.
1160
01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:26,802
What do you want?
1161
01:03:26,869 --> 01:03:28,538
This won't take long.
1162
01:03:28,604 --> 01:03:30,573
We're not joining your group.
1163
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,874
I don't want you to.
1164
01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:34,443
I don't really need
your capital anymore.
1165
01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:35,578
I just need you
out of the game.
1166
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,314
So, you're out.
What?
1167
01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:42,785
See, you're not really
as good at calculating
people as you are numbers.
1168
01:03:42,852 --> 01:03:47,390
So you haven't really run
the math on what somebody
like me would do to win.
1169
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:56,432
And what would you do?
1170
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,736
Set an army of the smartest
kids you've ever met
against you
1171
01:04:00,803 --> 01:04:02,438
and everyone you play with.
1172
01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:08,277
We hacked into the state
lottery to find where
you were betting.
1173
01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:13,449
You don't think that we can
hack into your accounts?
1174
01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:17,520
Your credit? Your identity?
1175
01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,823
It won't be hard. I mean...
1176
01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:24,193
Most of them think a firewall
is something in their chimney,
so...
1177
01:04:25,628 --> 01:04:28,030
Why are you doing this?
1178
01:04:28,097 --> 01:04:31,167
It's just math.
Nothing personal.
1179
01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:34,604
Look, you had a good run.
1180
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:37,473
You made some cash
for Mayberry.
1181
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,275
But it's over.
1182
01:04:41,077 --> 01:04:42,545
Enjoy your golden years.
1183
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:50,920
(SIGHS)
1184
01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:55,992
(DOOR CLOSES)
1185
01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:03,399
Hey, so how many days
do you think we'll need?
1186
01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:06,302
None.
1187
01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:08,471
We're out of the game.
1188
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,643
WOMAN: Jerry!
1189
01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:14,910
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1190
01:05:21,884 --> 01:05:23,919
Oh... Uh...
1191
01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:28,157
Okay. Uh.
1192
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:31,460
Oh, boy. Well, uh...
1193
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:38,267
I'm sad to report that,
due to some new variables
in the game...
1194
01:05:38,801 --> 01:05:40,069
Um...
1195
01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:42,738
We're going to have
to stop playing.
1196
01:05:42,805 --> 01:05:44,106
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1197
01:05:48,411 --> 01:05:49,412
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
1198
01:05:57,687 --> 01:05:58,988
Um...
1199
01:06:00,056 --> 01:06:01,590
I am sorry.
1200
01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:06,662
(CROWD MURMURING)
1201
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,882
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1202
01:06:26,949 --> 01:06:32,355
So, you're really going to let
some college smartass take
all this away from you?
1203
01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:38,394
The odds that he might do
something outweigh the
benefits...
1204
01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:42,698
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.
1205
01:06:46,035 --> 01:06:47,937
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1206
01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:49,438
You know, Dad, I...
1207
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,109
I've watched you spend
so much of your life
1208
01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:56,312
just being overlooked
and pushed around.
1209
01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:58,614
(EXHALES)
1210
01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,716
Nobody knew what you could do.
1211
01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:03,419
Nobody cared.
1212
01:07:04,987 --> 01:07:10,393
And then you finally
took your shot, and you
brought us all with you.
1213
01:07:11,827 --> 01:07:15,464
You know what you did?
You made our little town
feel big.
1214
01:07:16,832 --> 01:07:18,434
That's why
they're all in there.
1215
01:07:20,269 --> 01:07:22,104
That's why I was in there.
1216
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:32,648
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1217
01:07:38,687 --> 01:07:39,688
(CAR STARTS)
1218
01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:41,257
He'll be okay.
1219
01:07:48,531 --> 01:07:51,267
You know why
I don't like to fish?
1220
01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:53,669
No.
1221
01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:58,707
The last time that I went,
I took him with me.
1222
01:07:58,774 --> 01:08:02,478
He was 16, 17.
1223
01:08:04,513 --> 01:08:10,519
And I started calculating
how fast the bobber was moving
1224
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:13,622
so I can figure out
the speed of the current.
1225
01:08:15,324 --> 01:08:20,563
And then I hear him ask me,
"What do you think, Dad?"
1226
01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:27,470
And it was at that moment
that I realized
1227
01:08:27,536 --> 01:08:31,974
he was talking about
a girl that he liked.
1228
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:33,309
And...
Oh.
1229
01:08:34,543 --> 01:08:36,212
I had no idea.
1230
01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:38,414
You know, it's...
1231
01:08:39,515 --> 01:08:42,718
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.
1232
01:08:44,253 --> 01:08:46,088
Your brain tells you
1233
01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:50,493
that you see
what other's don't,
1234
01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:55,631
but in the end,
you're just seeing less.
1235
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:01,804
Uh...
1236
01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:05,407
I think I'll walk
home tonight.
1237
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:15,317
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1238
01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:24,026
All right, guys, it's gonna be
a big one. It's all of us now,
so make it count.
1239
01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:25,594
Go, go, go.
1240
01:09:29,198 --> 01:09:30,733
Roll down's this weekend.
1241
01:09:32,735 --> 01:09:35,170
Mmm-hmm. I know.
1242
01:09:46,181 --> 01:09:48,250
I'm just trying to do
the right thing.
1243
01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:52,688
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.
1244
01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:56,292
And that's why everyone
in town trusts you to
take a chance.
1245
01:09:57,526 --> 01:10:00,462
The one thing I have
never seen you do
1246
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:04,133
is give up on a problem
before you find a solution.
1247
01:10:04,199 --> 01:10:05,768
What do you mean?
1248
01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:10,072
Well, you've calculated
Tyler's threat, and the
value of the game,
1249
01:10:10,139 --> 01:10:15,144
but binomial distribution
doesn't consider the third
factor.
1250
01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:18,881
That as long as you and I have
each other, we are not
afraid to be stupid.
1251
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:20,883
(LAUGHS)
1252
01:10:22,818 --> 01:10:24,253
You're batshit crazy.
1253
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,355
(MARGE LAUGHS)
1254
01:10:31,193 --> 01:10:32,795
JERRY: Oh, there's Steve.
1255
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:33,929
(HORN HONKING)
1256
01:10:35,197 --> 01:10:37,366
We're heading
to Massachusetts.
1257
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:41,503
Ha-ha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!
1258
01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:43,872
(LAUGHS)
1259
01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:45,574
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
1260
01:10:59,488 --> 01:11:04,760
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.
1261
01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:08,397
(LAUGHS) Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.
1262
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,335
I thought it was supposed to
be more without the split.
1263
01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:18,407
Did you check for
other claims?
Yes. There was one.
1264
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:20,809
Where?
Sunderland.
1265
01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:22,277
Shit!
1266
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:25,347
He called your bluff, okay?
There's nothing
we can do but accept it.
1267
01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:27,383
If there's a roll down,
he's going to play.
1268
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:31,320
Unless we create
the roll down.
What?
1269
01:11:31,387 --> 01:11:33,422
It takes weeks for
a roll down, right?
1270
01:11:33,489 --> 01:11:36,125
I mean, WinFall takes
in 100 grand a day,
1271
01:11:36,191 --> 01:11:38,861
and then when it hits two
million, we know a roll down
is coming in,
1272
01:11:38,927 --> 01:11:42,164
and everybody starts betting,
and Benjamin Button gets
in his truck.
1273
01:11:42,231 --> 01:11:46,402
But if we create a roll down
when nobody expects it,
we take it all.
1274
01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:48,270
We squeeze the other
players out.
1275
01:11:48,337 --> 01:11:50,439
We use our hack
to track the pot,
1276
01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:53,142
we wait for it to hit
a million before a drawing,
1277
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:56,111
and then we bet a million
in one day. I mean,
we own the game.
1278
01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:59,048
And where do
we get $1 million?
1279
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:05,521
As you can see
by our returns, it works.
1280
01:12:05,587 --> 01:12:08,057
And with more capital,
we can control the game.
1281
01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:09,725
Is your dad in on this?
1282
01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:12,428
No. He... Um...
1283
01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:14,863
Thinks you're
going to college?
1284
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,566
He thinks I'm studying
to be a lawyer, like him.
1285
01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:21,403
But last time I checked, my
father never made $1 million
in a night.
1286
01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:26,842
We have 14 hours
to pull this off.
1287
01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:29,344
Get to your location and don't
leave until you print
all your tickets.
1288
01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:32,715
Some locations might push back
on printing all day, but
do not let them.
1289
01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:33,849
They work for us.
1290
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:34,950
Let's ride.
1291
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:35,951
GIRL: Yes!
BOY 1: Whoo!
1292
01:12:36,952 --> 01:12:37,953
BOY 2: Yeah.
1293
01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:43,125
Hey. What happens
if somebody wins the jackpot
1294
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,527
and we lose $1 million?
1295
01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:48,697
Beyond dropping out
of school because I blew
my entire tuition?
1296
01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,101
I think one of those investors
might actually kill me.
1297
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,169
JERRY: Ooh.
1298
01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:56,638
You all right?
JERRY: Yeah, I got it.
1299
01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,774
Oh. Okay.
1300
01:13:00,743 --> 01:13:01,910
I got the key.
1301
01:13:01,977 --> 01:13:03,145
(HORN HONKING)
1302
01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:04,680
What the heck?
1303
01:13:05,814 --> 01:13:06,982
MARGE: Oh.
1304
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,417
BILL: Hey!
1305
01:13:09,418 --> 01:13:10,519
We missed it!
1306
01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:13,255
What, someone actually
hit all six numbers?
1307
01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:14,556
No. No. It rolled down.
1308
01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:17,092
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.
1309
01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,027
It never rolls down
before three.
1310
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,396
It rolled down last night,
and we missed it.
1311
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,402
The Harvard group
triggered it on their own.
1312
01:13:27,469 --> 01:13:29,204
MARGE: How would they know
how much to bet?
1313
01:13:29,271 --> 01:13:31,406
The lottery doesn't post
the amount...
1314
01:13:31,473 --> 01:13:33,075
Well, they knew.
1315
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,077
Jerry?
1316
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:39,081
Where are you going, Jerry?
1317
01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:42,751
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
Jerry!
1318
01:14:15,217 --> 01:14:18,487
TYLER: It's on the freakin'
news. The lottery didn't even
see it coming.
1319
01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:20,455
This is so epic.
(ERIC LAUGHS)
1320
01:14:22,825 --> 01:14:23,959
Hey, Jerry.
1321
01:14:24,026 --> 01:14:25,994
What, did you come ridin' in
on your tractor
1322
01:14:26,061 --> 01:14:27,496
to come give me a whoopin'?
1323
01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,932
Believe me, I wanted to.
1324
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,068
Part of me still does.
1325
01:14:35,370 --> 01:14:39,341
But then on
the long drive here,
1326
01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:42,978
well, most of that just,
poof, went away.
1327
01:14:43,045 --> 01:14:46,715
And I realized that I wasn't
really angry at you.
1328
01:14:47,282 --> 01:14:49,218
I'm disappointed.
1329
01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:50,919
Aw, you're disappointed in me?
1330
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:53,222
No, not you.
You're insignificant.
1331
01:14:53,288 --> 01:14:59,661
No, I was disappointed that
I let a selfish kid like you
get to me. Huh.
1332
01:14:59,728 --> 01:15:03,031
I was always good with math,
1333
01:15:03,098 --> 01:15:08,537
but it took a long time for me
to figure people out.
1334
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:12,274
So, tell us, Jerry,
what did you figure out?
1335
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:15,577
That the solution
isn't numbers.
1336
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:21,483
You told me that I was playing
the lottery because I had
nothing else.
1337
01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:29,024
But the reason you won't share
the pot is because you have
nothing else.
1338
01:15:29,091 --> 01:15:33,595
You think being the smartest
guy in the room is all
that matters.
1339
01:15:33,662 --> 01:15:39,201
But it turns out
it's this room that matters.
1340
01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:44,072
All these bright, young people
helping you get rich.
1341
01:15:46,475 --> 01:15:49,578
How are you helping them?
1342
01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:53,148
Guess you haven't
run the math out on that, huh?
1343
01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:54,549
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
1344
01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:58,587
Anyway...my tractor's running.
1345
01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:05,027
I wish you all
the best of luck.
1346
01:16:09,364 --> 01:16:10,999
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1347
01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:17,639
What? Just get
back to counting.
1348
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:24,546
If the Harvard team can
trigger a roll down,
they run the game.
1349
01:16:24,613 --> 01:16:26,181
So we trigger
our own roll down.
1350
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:27,883
Yeah, we have enough cash.
1351
01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:29,084
No.
Why?
1352
01:16:29,151 --> 01:16:31,920
Because it's not fair
to the regular players.
1353
01:16:31,987 --> 01:16:33,689
He's right.
It's not who we are.
1354
01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:34,923
But we're so close.
1355
01:16:34,990 --> 01:16:37,526
I mean, downtown is back,
the jazz fest is coming.
1356
01:16:37,592 --> 01:16:40,195
If we keep winning, we could
actually hire somebody
to play there.
1357
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,330
You should get Steely Dan.
1358
01:16:41,396 --> 01:16:44,166
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.
1359
01:16:44,232 --> 01:16:46,168
We can't win if we can't play.
1360
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:47,536
Well, this just sucks.
1361
01:16:47,602 --> 01:16:51,106
The lottery isn't stopping us,
but a bunch of
college kids are?
1362
01:16:51,173 --> 01:16:54,609
Huh, that's a good point.
What is? I wasn't
making a point.
1363
01:16:54,676 --> 01:16:57,813
Why isn't the lottery
stopping them?
1364
01:16:57,879 --> 01:17:00,349
It's because they don't care.
1365
01:17:01,383 --> 01:17:02,617
Oh.
1366
01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:04,686
That could be our answer.
1367
01:17:10,158 --> 01:17:14,930
Always happy to meet
with our loyal players,
Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.
1368
01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:18,300
Oh, please. "Jerry
and Marge" is fine.
1369
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:20,435
What can we help you with?
1370
01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:21,670
JERRY: So here's the thing.
1371
01:17:21,737 --> 01:17:25,640
The state lottery was losing
money a few years ago,
1372
01:17:25,707 --> 01:17:27,909
and hardly anybody
was winning the jackpot,
1373
01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:31,747
so Mega Millions
ate your lunch.
1374
01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:35,083
Then along comes WinFall,
and all that changes.
1375
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:37,219
You folks made millions,
1376
01:17:37,285 --> 01:17:41,423
before you realized
there was a flaw in the math.
1377
01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:44,893
You probably
panicked at first,
1378
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,863
because you knew that
once everybody saw it,
1379
01:17:47,929 --> 01:17:50,399
that the game would collapse.
1380
01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:52,467
Except they didn't see it.
1381
01:17:52,534 --> 01:17:55,837
Only me and a few kids
from Harvard.
1382
01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:59,241
Which meant that we were
pushing millions
into the game,
1383
01:17:59,307 --> 01:18:02,377
and, boy, sent your profits
through the roof.
1384
01:18:03,879 --> 01:18:09,251
So, all of a sudden, your
mistake became your windfall.
1385
01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:10,385
I gave him that line.
1386
01:18:10,452 --> 01:18:13,055
Yeah, she sure did,
and it's a dandy.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1387
01:18:14,456 --> 01:18:16,258
So, what exactly do you want?
1388
01:18:16,324 --> 01:18:18,260
Transparency.
1389
01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:23,732
We'd like the website to show
the size of the jackpot.
1390
01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:27,369
That prevents any group
from forcing a roll down.
1391
01:18:28,503 --> 01:18:31,440
Makes it fair for anybody
who plays.
1392
01:18:31,506 --> 01:18:36,578
And we would like two
machines at the Liquor Hut
in Sunderland.
1393
01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,146
So we can be together.
1394
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,416
These are our golden years.
1395
01:18:47,923 --> 01:18:49,357
We'll take care of it.
1396
01:18:50,258 --> 01:18:52,227
Yeah, we'll be making
another play soon.
1397
01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:57,232
That's great
to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.
1398
01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:59,067
He's wants to bring in
other partners from the firm.
1399
01:18:59,134 --> 01:19:00,836
Dude, we might not
ever need a real job.
1400
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,604
They posted the jackpot.
What?
1401
01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:06,608
The lottery changed the
website. You can track
the jackpot online.
1402
01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:08,176
We can't roll it down anymore.
1403
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:10,278
Shit. Shit.
1404
01:19:11,179 --> 01:19:13,982
All right, let's
break this guy.
1405
01:19:14,049 --> 01:19:15,784
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.
1406
01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:18,453
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
1407
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,288
(MACHINES WHIRRING)
1408
01:19:24,726 --> 01:19:28,130
You want some nachos?
Uh, no.
1409
01:19:28,196 --> 01:19:29,431
Yeah, I'll try some.
1410
01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:34,202
You know, I'm good.
1411
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,348
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.
1412
01:19:46,414 --> 01:19:50,752
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.
1413
01:19:50,819 --> 01:19:52,220
What? Why? We're winning.
1414
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,856
No. We're assholes.
1415
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:57,192
And that doesn't work
for anybody but you.
1416
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:01,396
Fine. I'll do it on my own.
1417
01:20:05,233 --> 01:20:06,234
(DOOR SLAMS)
1418
01:20:07,802 --> 01:20:09,337
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
1419
01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:20,282
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1420
01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:23,051
GIRL 1: It's gonna be insane.
1421
01:20:23,618 --> 01:20:25,053
GIRL 2: Crazy.
1422
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,355
BOY 1: I told you
we should have...
1423
01:20:27,422 --> 01:20:29,057
BOY 2: Did you get
the pretzels?
GIRL 3: Yeah.
1424
01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,664
This just came for you.
Thank you.
1425
01:20:35,730 --> 01:20:37,399
Oh. Finally.
1426
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,834
Paycheck?
1427
01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:42,404
(SCOFFS) Like I'd get
excited about that.
1428
01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:45,807
No. State lottery commission.
1429
01:20:45,874 --> 01:20:47,309
They don't want
to talk to me,
1430
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,579
but anybody that wins
above 60,000 is in
the public record.
1431
01:20:50,645 --> 01:20:52,380
You just have to
submit a request.
1432
01:20:52,447 --> 01:20:56,585
Which I did, for every drawing
in the last six months.
1433
01:20:57,619 --> 01:21:01,256
Gerald Selbee,
every three weeks.
1434
01:21:04,259 --> 01:21:05,293
Mmm-hmm.
1435
01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:07,395
MARTIN: Tyler Langford.
1436
01:21:09,464 --> 01:21:10,599
Same drawings.
1437
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,001
There's another one.
1438
01:21:15,403 --> 01:21:17,072
Huh.
1439
01:21:17,138 --> 01:21:21,843
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.
1440
01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:24,913
Okay, Tyler Langford,
I see you.
1441
01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:30,819
Best euro I've ever spent.
1442
01:21:30,885 --> 01:21:32,454
Thanks, Raj.
RAJ: Thank you.
1443
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,521
Okay, girl.
1444
01:21:38,426 --> 01:21:39,928
Darn!
JERRY: Whoa!
1445
01:21:39,995 --> 01:21:41,596
Try one more time, sweetheart.
1446
01:21:41,663 --> 01:21:43,198
Like a kangaroo.
(JERRY LAUGHS)
1447
01:21:43,265 --> 01:21:45,533
Hey, would you
hand me a 10 mil?
Yeah.
1448
01:21:47,435 --> 01:21:48,970
Ten mil.
1449
01:21:49,671 --> 01:21:51,039
Here you go.
Thank you.
1450
01:21:51,106 --> 01:21:52,907
You won't even buy
yourself a new truck?
1451
01:21:52,974 --> 01:21:54,676
Nah. This one works.
1452
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:55,944
Does it?
1453
01:21:56,011 --> 01:21:59,080
Not all the time. But I think
that's why I like it.
1454
01:21:59,147 --> 01:22:00,148
Hmm.
1455
01:22:00,915 --> 01:22:02,217
You know what?
1456
01:22:03,351 --> 01:22:04,686
I did buy this.
1457
01:22:05,687 --> 01:22:07,289
(CHUCKLES)
1458
01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:16,031
I counted nickels with you
because it was something
I understood.
1459
01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:21,903
I didn't know a better way
to spend time with you.
1460
01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:23,972
I just knew that I wanted to.
1461
01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:30,612
You know how it works?
1462
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:35,183
Well, I assume you create
spin, which gives it
a third axis,
1463
01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:38,586
so that the wind can
offset the gravity.
1464
01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:42,290
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.
1465
01:22:44,826 --> 01:22:46,528
Wanna test that theory?
1466
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:47,629
All right.
1467
01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:49,230
Fingers on the laces.
Yeah.
1468
01:22:52,167 --> 01:22:53,601
Oh, well.
Not bad.
1469
01:22:53,668 --> 01:22:56,438
I'll work it out.
I know you will.
1470
01:22:57,839 --> 01:23:00,141
Oh, that's it.
MAYA: Mr. Selbee?
1471
01:23:01,009 --> 01:23:03,311
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
1472
01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:08,516
I'd like to ask you
some questions about
GS Investment Strategies.
1473
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:17,125
So, you and your wife count
tickets in a hotel room
for 11 days?
1474
01:23:17,192 --> 01:23:18,259
Yup.
1475
01:23:18,626 --> 01:23:20,028
(CHUCKLES)
1476
01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,731
That's so much work.
1477
01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:26,000
Mmm.
1478
01:23:26,067 --> 01:23:28,503
It doesn't seem like work.
1479
01:23:28,570 --> 01:23:30,605
I've worked all my life.
1480
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,174
This is different.
1481
01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:36,611
This is very different.
1482
01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:52,694
You send it in yet?
1483
01:23:52,761 --> 01:23:54,729
They helped their entire town.
1484
01:23:55,764 --> 01:23:57,265
The flaw isn't the story.
1485
01:23:57,332 --> 01:23:59,501
Well, this can't be
a puff piece.
1486
01:24:00,034 --> 01:24:01,369
I need a headline.
1487
01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:14,449
(ENGINE STOPS)
Ah.
1488
01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:19,821
(SIGHS) well, we do well on
this one, we won't need
the game anymore.
1489
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:21,089
You know, I was thinking,
1490
01:24:21,156 --> 01:24:23,491
if we're going to have
a fund for the town,
1491
01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:25,927
managing it, it's gonna be
a full-time job.
1492
01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:27,862
Well...
1493
01:24:27,929 --> 01:24:32,700
Hey, you think we can get
one of those offices downtown,
like Steve's?
1494
01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:34,335
(SNICKERS)
What?
1495
01:24:34,402 --> 01:24:36,337
I already got us one
right next to his.
1496
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:37,972
You did? (LAUGHS)
Yes!
1497
01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:41,309
In fact, his Corvette is
actually in one of
our parking spots.
1498
01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:43,411
JERRY: Well, we'll have to
take care of that.
1499
01:24:43,478 --> 01:24:46,014
MARGE: What?
They're moving out
the WinFall machine.
1500
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,549
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!
1501
01:24:50,051 --> 01:24:53,955
Hey. Bill! Bill,
what happened?
1502
01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:55,990
The lottery suspended
our license.
1503
01:24:56,057 --> 01:24:58,126
Why?
You didn't see the article?
1504
01:25:02,397 --> 01:25:03,631
MARGE: Oh.
1505
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:14,309
Hey, buddy. How's school?
Uh, Dad.
1506
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,344
What are you doing here?
You're famous.
1507
01:25:18,713 --> 01:25:20,381
Great move, genius.
1508
01:25:20,448 --> 01:25:22,817
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.
1509
01:25:23,985 --> 01:25:25,320
Now.
1510
01:25:28,056 --> 01:25:30,992
The high-volume betting
groups discovered a flaw
in the game
1511
01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:34,429
and took advantage of
it, to the tune of
millions of dollars.
1512
01:25:34,496 --> 01:25:37,165
Lottery officials expressed
their surprise
at the discovery
1513
01:25:37,232 --> 01:25:40,869
and announced they will phase
out the game after
tonight's drawing.
1514
01:25:40,935 --> 01:25:42,670
Moving on to our next...
(TV STOPS)
1515
01:25:42,737 --> 01:25:46,774
The last roll down was today.
You could've gotten
your final win.
1516
01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:53,214
Yes. But even if
we found a place to bet,
1517
01:25:53,281 --> 01:25:55,416
it wouldn't have
felt the same.
1518
01:25:57,752 --> 01:25:59,120
(MARGE GRUNTS)
1519
01:25:59,187 --> 01:26:01,789
It was more than
just a game to him.
1520
01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:09,831
He finally got to use his gift
to connect to people.
1521
01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,800
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1522
01:26:15,203 --> 01:26:16,671
(SIGHS)
1523
01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:18,740
(HONKING)
1524
01:26:20,608 --> 01:26:21,609
Jerry!
1525
01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:23,678
What?
1526
01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:25,213
The shareholders
are having a meeting tonight
1527
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,815
and were wondering if
you could stop by.
1528
01:26:27,882 --> 01:26:29,083
Are they upset?
1529
01:26:29,150 --> 01:26:31,252
If I told you that,
you wouldn't come.
1530
01:26:34,389 --> 01:26:36,891
JERRY: I tried to answer
all their questions
in the newsletter.
1531
01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:39,027
I don't think they know
how to open the newsletter.
1532
01:26:39,093 --> 01:26:41,329
Well, they don't have to
worry about anything.
1533
01:26:41,396 --> 01:26:43,231
We didn't break any laws.
1534
01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:50,371
Holy... It's jazz fest?
What?
1535
01:26:50,438 --> 01:26:52,874
MAN: Jerry! Marge!
JERRY: Huh.
1536
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:55,643
MAN: Yeah!
1537
01:26:57,745 --> 01:26:59,147
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1538
01:26:59,213 --> 01:27:00,882
BILL: Come on!
1539
01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:02,450
Let's do this!
1540
01:27:07,021 --> 01:27:10,024
Yeah! Okay, right?
1541
01:27:10,091 --> 01:27:12,427
Jer and Marge!
1542
01:27:12,493 --> 01:27:16,331
How did you...
We missed the final play.
1543
01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:17,765
Oh, no, we did not.
1544
01:27:17,832 --> 01:27:20,368
Yeah, everybody took a store,
Dad. All across the state.
1545
01:27:20,435 --> 01:27:22,203
We had a bus and everything.
1546
01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:23,972
What?
Oh.
1547
01:27:24,038 --> 01:27:25,406
You didn't have to do that.
1548
01:27:25,473 --> 01:27:27,542
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?
1549
01:27:27,609 --> 01:27:30,812
And don't worry, we left
you two the counting part.
1550
01:27:32,046 --> 01:27:33,648
(JERRY LAUGHS)
1551
01:27:35,717 --> 01:27:37,518
Hey, Raj!
1552
01:27:37,585 --> 01:27:39,754
I would help,
but, uh, I can't count.
1553
01:27:39,821 --> 01:27:43,591
HOWARD: Yes, you can.
I can count. I just don't like
to count.
1554
01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:46,728
This town isn't just a
newspaper article, Jerry.
It's all of us.
1555
01:27:46,794 --> 01:27:49,097
And you brought this town
back from the dead
1556
01:27:49,163 --> 01:27:52,700
when nobody else could,
because you don't think
we're just numbers.
1557
01:27:54,969 --> 01:27:56,404
No. No.
1558
01:27:57,005 --> 01:27:58,339
You're family.
1559
01:27:59,507 --> 01:28:00,608
ANNOUNCER OVER MICROPHONE:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1560
01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:06,247
please put your hands together
for Tori Kelly!
1561
01:28:06,314 --> 01:28:11,452
♪ Stars shining bright
Above you
1562
01:28:11,519 --> 01:28:16,524
♪ Night breezes seem
To whisper "I love you..."
1563
01:28:16,591 --> 01:28:17,825
Shall we?
1564
01:28:17,892 --> 01:28:19,227
It is jazz fest.
1565
01:28:19,293 --> 01:28:21,663
♪ Birds singing in the
Sycamore tree
1566
01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:26,401
♪ Dream a little dream of me
1567
01:28:27,802 --> 01:28:32,874
♪ Say nighty-night
And kiss me
1568
01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:38,479
♪ Just hold me tight
And tell me you'll miss me
1569
01:28:38,546 --> 01:28:42,984
♪ While I'm alone and blue
As can be
1570
01:28:43,051 --> 01:28:46,988
♪ Dream a little dream of me
1571
01:28:48,890 --> 01:28:53,961
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear...
1572
01:28:55,129 --> 01:28:57,398
Hey, Steve.
Hey, Rhoda.
1573
01:28:57,465 --> 01:29:00,301
Hey, you know, I've been
working on that
Eat, Pray, Love trip for you.
1574
01:29:00,368 --> 01:29:01,469
I got some great rates.
1575
01:29:01,536 --> 01:29:04,138
Ooh. That's exciting.
Thank you.
Yeah.
1576
01:29:04,205 --> 01:29:06,074
Yeah, sure.
1577
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:09,410
Um, do you want to dance?
1578
01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:13,014
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?
1579
01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:15,283
Yes. That's why I asked.
1580
01:29:15,349 --> 01:29:19,454
Right. That does make sense.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1581
01:29:20,254 --> 01:29:21,389
Okay.
1582
01:29:21,456 --> 01:29:25,760
♪ But in your dreams
Whatever they be
1583
01:29:25,827 --> 01:29:30,031
♪ Dream a little dream
Of me...
1584
01:29:31,632 --> 01:29:34,702
How badly do you want to go
and just count all
those tickets?
1585
01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:36,137
Mmm.
1586
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:39,674
JERRY: It's taking everything
in me not to do it right now.
1587
01:29:39,741 --> 01:29:42,543
I'm going to miss it.
Yeah, yeah.
1588
01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:44,979
Me, too.
1589
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:46,881
(EXHALES)
1590
01:29:46,948 --> 01:29:50,952
I kinda wish we'd won
the jackpot. Just once.
1591
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:55,556
I won the jackpot
before we ever started.
1592
01:29:55,623 --> 01:30:01,162
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear
1593
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:05,733
♪ Still craving your kiss...
1594
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,336
BILL: Jerry and Marge
dissolved our betting group
1595
01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:11,506
when the WinFall game
was phased out.
1596
01:30:11,572 --> 01:30:15,610
They used most of their
lottery winnings to start
a construction loan business
1597
01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:17,845
for the town of Evart.
1598
01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:19,514
Like many of their friends
and neighbors,
1599
01:30:19,580 --> 01:30:23,117
they also put their
children and grandchildren
through school.
1600
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:28,623
I myself invested
in a very luxurious man cave.
1601
01:30:28,689 --> 01:30:30,024
Whoo! Ah!
1602
01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:33,661
BILL: Jerry did finally
give in and buy himself
a new truck,
1603
01:30:33,728 --> 01:30:35,963
which was actually
slightly used,
1604
01:30:36,030 --> 01:30:38,966
because he calculated
that was a smarter purchase.
1605
01:30:39,033 --> 01:30:40,268
And he would know.
1606
01:30:40,334 --> 01:30:47,208
His lottery calculation won
a grand total of $27 million.
1607
01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:49,443
Okay, let's go count.
1608
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:53,614
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
1609
01:30:58,019 --> 01:30:59,587
He made how much?
1610
01:31:00,521 --> 01:31:03,724
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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