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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:32,461 I'm giving this girl an earful. I'm telling you! 2 00:01:32,545 --> 00:01:33,898 I should give her the belt! 3 00:01:33,982 --> 00:01:36,626 Calm down, darling. Please. 4 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,835 What time did I ask her to be here? 5 00:01:38,919 --> 00:01:41,360 What time was she supposed to be here? What time is it? 6 00:01:42,910 --> 00:01:46,107 She won't even pick her fucking phone up! I'll take it away from her! 7 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,367 For God's sake… 8 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:51,811 - Is Sara here yet? - No. 9 00:01:51,895 --> 00:01:53,293 She isn't here yet. 10 00:01:53,377 --> 00:01:56,002 Oh, okay. That's on you. You're too permissive with her. 11 00:01:56,865 --> 00:01:58,440 Oh, don't make that face, Mom. 12 00:01:58,524 --> 00:02:00,395 You won't even let me go to the bathroom, 13 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:01,925 but she can do as she pleases. 14 00:02:02,009 --> 00:02:03,085 You're right, sweetheart. 15 00:02:03,169 --> 00:02:05,710 But you know why? Because you're doing awful at school, 16 00:02:05,794 --> 00:02:07,322 while she is doing great. 17 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:11,710 Right, since I'm not an apple-polisher… 18 00:02:12,323 --> 00:02:14,326 What? What do you mean? Tell us! 19 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:15,876 I hear it. 20 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,168 It's an engine. 21 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,210 Finally! 22 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,331 She's with a guy. 23 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:29,306 Are they staying there? 24 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:32,131 - Let's get them a cup of coffee. - Just calm down, okay? 25 00:02:32,215 --> 00:02:34,256 You're so impatient! 26 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,251 Impatient? That's easy for you to say! 27 00:02:36,335 --> 00:02:38,201 This is the last straw! What a shame! 28 00:02:39,847 --> 00:02:41,308 Is that Salcedo? 29 00:02:42,668 --> 00:02:44,103 He's a bully from school. 30 00:02:44,187 --> 00:02:45,784 This is so like your sister. 31 00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:48,063 I feel sorry for her. 32 00:02:48,147 --> 00:02:49,822 You're sorry? Why's that? 33 00:02:49,906 --> 00:02:51,956 Well, every time that guy shoots, 34 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,126 he scores. 35 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:54,960 Wait a second, what do you mean? 36 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:58,253 Okay, they call him "the Predator." 37 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,085 No, no. Álvaro, please! 38 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,922 Why are you such a troublemaker? 39 00:03:06,006 --> 00:03:08,043 Why are you blaming me? That guy is terrible. 40 00:03:08,127 --> 00:03:09,169 Stop it! 41 00:03:10,165 --> 00:03:11,705 They really call him "the Predator." 42 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:19,014 Dad? 43 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:21,372 Do me a favor and get out immediately. 44 00:03:21,456 --> 00:03:22,707 Wait a sec, I'll be right back. 45 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:27,789 Dad, I'm begging you, don't make a fuss out of this. 46 00:03:27,873 --> 00:03:30,687 What's wrong with you? You should've been here three hours ago. 47 00:03:30,771 --> 00:03:32,234 - Look at the time. - Yes, but... 48 00:03:32,318 --> 00:03:33,984 Mr. Castaño, I can explain. 49 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:36,460 You shut your mouth, kid, or I'll teach you a lesson, 50 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:37,806 so you learn a little respect. 51 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:39,956 - Dad, cool off. - And you, sir? 52 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,457 You had a minor in your car. 53 00:03:41,541 --> 00:03:43,478 Yeah, right, and I was born yesterday. 54 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:46,669 What does he mean? 55 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:50,561 I'll write down your plate number and call your boss. 56 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:51,645 Oh, no. 57 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:53,456 Don't you mess with me, you old coot. 58 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,296 Dad… Dad! 59 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,013 Come here! 60 00:03:57,752 --> 00:03:59,062 I'll show you! 61 00:03:59,146 --> 00:04:01,168 I'll beat the shit out of you! 62 00:04:01,252 --> 00:04:02,460 - Enough! - You old creep! 63 00:04:02,544 --> 00:04:06,747 Okay, enough! What's with you, sir? Have a little respect! 64 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:07,931 Okay? What... 65 00:04:08,609 --> 00:04:09,793 You get in the house! 66 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:12,372 - Get in! What? - You should be glad we're decent people. 67 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:14,168 You thank this bitch for saving you. 68 00:04:14,252 --> 00:04:16,794 What's the problem with that? The show's over! 69 00:04:16,878 --> 00:04:17,818 What's up with you? 70 00:04:17,902 --> 00:04:20,221 What part of "get in" didn't you get? 71 00:04:20,305 --> 00:04:22,271 You heard your mom! Get in! 72 00:04:23,127 --> 00:04:24,380 How are you? 73 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,043 - I'm fine. - I'm glad. 74 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:27,793 What? Get in! 75 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:31,287 What the fuck? 76 00:04:32,544 --> 00:04:34,231 Why did you do that to me, Dad? 77 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,288 Why did you embarrass me like that? 78 00:04:37,752 --> 00:04:39,371 I'm the bad guy now? 79 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:42,765 Isn't he, Mom? Tell him. 80 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,093 Tell him there was no need to make such a fuss! 81 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:47,289 I just got here a little late! 82 00:04:47,373 --> 00:04:48,784 A little? Really? 83 00:04:50,419 --> 00:04:51,293 Go to your room. 84 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:54,813 You stay there until further notice, or else... 85 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:55,897 You know what? 86 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:58,290 I'll go to my room and stay there 87 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:02,120 because I hate living in this house. 88 00:05:07,419 --> 00:05:10,460 Very well! Not only is she late, she's also deranged! 89 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,917 I hope the Predator hasn't played any tricks on her. 90 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,986 He's as much a bully as a womanizer. 91 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:18,757 Enough! You go to bed! 92 00:05:18,841 --> 00:05:20,226 Come on! Cut the crap! 93 00:05:22,412 --> 00:05:23,412 Those kids… 94 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,130 They'll be the death of us. 95 00:05:27,175 --> 00:05:29,003 Oh, darling. Come here. 96 00:05:34,609 --> 00:05:35,620 Honey… 97 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:38,698 did you get to find out why they call him "the Predator"? 98 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:46,246 Okay, Dad, please. 99 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:49,831 For God's sake, I'm asking you, I'm begging you, 100 00:05:49,915 --> 00:05:52,120 don't embarrass me at school today. 101 00:05:52,204 --> 00:05:54,843 - Okay? - What's this all about? 102 00:05:54,927 --> 00:05:56,994 You're the parent now? 103 00:05:57,685 --> 00:05:58,896 Dad! 104 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:01,073 No, it's not that, seriously. 105 00:06:01,157 --> 00:06:02,713 Do you need me to remind you 106 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:05,365 everything that's happened in the last parent-teacher meetings? 107 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,751 Honey, what's wrong with me worrying about you 108 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,571 and how you're doing at school? 109 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:11,845 Just trust your dad. 110 00:06:11,929 --> 00:06:13,043 Dad, please. 111 00:06:13,127 --> 00:06:15,028 - Okay? I beg you. - Hey! 112 00:06:15,112 --> 00:06:16,785 God, you'll make me crash! 113 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:20,513 Hey! Stop begging! 114 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,835 Tell me something. 115 00:06:24,002 --> 00:06:26,829 Is it true you are the teachers' pet? 116 00:06:27,377 --> 00:06:28,468 What? 117 00:06:28,552 --> 00:06:30,419 A little bird told me that. 118 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:35,251 That Walter is so resentful. 119 00:06:35,335 --> 00:06:36,823 As you all know, 120 00:06:36,907 --> 00:06:39,501 the end-of-year trip 121 00:06:39,585 --> 00:06:41,823 is kind of a tradition 122 00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:45,210 where students celebrate, in one way or another, 123 00:06:45,294 --> 00:06:47,631 the end of their junior year. 124 00:06:47,715 --> 00:06:50,000 This year's destination 125 00:06:50,084 --> 00:06:52,436 is the beautiful island of San Andrés. 126 00:06:56,669 --> 00:06:59,311 - Mr. Castaño? - Yes, thank you, ma'am. 127 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:02,658 - Good morning, everyone. - Good morning. 128 00:07:02,742 --> 00:07:04,957 I'd like to ask a few important questions. 129 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:06,293 First, 130 00:07:06,377 --> 00:07:07,961 how much is all this going to cost? 131 00:07:08,045 --> 00:07:09,101 Is it gonna be expensive? 132 00:07:09,185 --> 00:07:11,846 I think the budget is important to all of us. 133 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:15,289 And second, but just as important, 134 00:07:15,373 --> 00:07:17,460 will these boys and girls 135 00:07:17,544 --> 00:07:20,701 be accompanied by a responsible adult? 136 00:07:21,294 --> 00:07:23,002 No way! 137 00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:24,915 What's with your dad? 138 00:07:24,999 --> 00:07:28,209 What a good question, Mr. Castaño. 139 00:07:29,227 --> 00:07:32,846 I'll give the floor to Ms. Margot Howard, 140 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,210 who represents the company Experiencias Tour, 141 00:07:36,294 --> 00:07:38,790 and she'll clear up your doubts. 142 00:07:38,874 --> 00:07:40,626 Something smells fishy here. 143 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,377 Dad, stop it. 144 00:07:43,223 --> 00:07:45,109 Easy, honey. I know what I'm doing. 145 00:07:45,193 --> 00:07:48,835 How are you, mommies and daddies, doing? 146 00:07:53,033 --> 00:07:56,588 Okay, first of all, I'd like to thank the school authorities 147 00:07:57,224 --> 00:07:59,630 for giving us the opportunity to work alongside them 148 00:08:00,244 --> 00:08:03,460 and for making this trip a dream come true 149 00:08:03,544 --> 00:08:05,280 for our kids. 150 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:10,011 I want you to know this is going to be more than a trip. 151 00:08:10,095 --> 00:08:12,675 This is going to be an ecological experience. 152 00:08:13,297 --> 00:08:14,297 Now. 153 00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:18,043 We'll be like your parents during the whole trip. 154 00:08:24,669 --> 00:08:26,638 An ecological experience. Of course! 155 00:08:26,722 --> 00:08:28,668 These people have no clue Salcedo the Predator 156 00:08:28,752 --> 00:08:30,335 will have his own way in San Andrés. 157 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:33,544 - Oh, yeah? Who's the hot piece this time? - Sarita Castaño. 158 00:08:34,627 --> 00:08:36,021 - No way! - Wow, Master! 159 00:08:36,105 --> 00:08:38,418 That girl is calling for someone to screw her. 160 00:08:38,502 --> 00:08:40,419 Do you know who's the one to undertake the task? 161 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:43,210 - Salcedo the Predator! - Yeah! 162 00:08:43,294 --> 00:08:45,293 Ten points to Gryffindor! 163 00:08:45,377 --> 00:08:47,626 What matters here is I'm gonna fuck her 164 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:50,168 and film her with my phone. 165 00:08:50,252 --> 00:08:52,335 You know where I'll post that video? 166 00:08:53,252 --> 00:08:54,126 On social media. 167 00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:56,126 - On social media! - Another ten points! 168 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:57,377 Castro, you're on fire! 169 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,828 Listen, Master. You get to do that, 170 00:09:00,797 --> 00:09:02,334 and I swear you I'll lick your boots. 171 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,876 You already do that, so think of something else. 172 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,526 Okay, something will come to mind. 173 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,710 Okay, assholes. The point here 174 00:09:09,794 --> 00:09:11,564 is the time's come for Sarita Castaño 175 00:09:11,648 --> 00:09:13,835 to finally become a woman. 176 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:17,210 This guy will be in charge of capturing that moment… 177 00:09:17,294 --> 00:09:20,043 for eternity, for fuck's sake! 178 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,811 - Yeah! - For eternity! 179 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,296 - Yeah! - Let's fucking do it! 180 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,502 - Yeah! - Come on, let's go! 181 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:26,710 San Andrés will make that chick flunk the school year. 182 00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:55,604 I don't know how I managed to keep my nerve. 183 00:09:56,905 --> 00:10:00,527 I wanted to leave that toilet cubicle and beat the shit out of that fucker. 184 00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:03,100 I'm glad you didn't do that. 185 00:10:03,184 --> 00:10:06,251 - Imagine yourself beating that kid. - "That kid"? 186 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:08,821 He's a criminal, a hooligan. 187 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,291 You know what we need to do, honey? 188 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,713 Expose him. 189 00:10:12,797 --> 00:10:15,983 Let's expose him at school. We can write a letter. 190 00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:17,067 Oh, honey! 191 00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:19,623 Last time I sent a written complaint, 192 00:10:19,707 --> 00:10:22,840 asking for the kids to get more homework, nothing happened. 193 00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:26,597 Darling, you can't compare apples and oranges. 194 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,294 No. 195 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:31,626 We need drastic measures here. 196 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:34,752 No matter how angry Sara gets, she's not going on that trip. 197 00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:38,043 Excuse me? 198 00:10:38,127 --> 00:10:41,335 She's really looking forward to that trip. 199 00:10:41,419 --> 00:10:42,486 So, what? 200 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,751 We send her for slaughter without lifting a finger? 201 00:10:44,835 --> 00:10:46,188 I'm not saying that. 202 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:49,475 I'm asking you to be an emotionally intelligent parent. 203 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:52,876 The kid needs to know we trust her. 204 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,651 That's bullshit! 205 00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:57,385 We ensure better security than the police… 206 00:10:57,469 --> 00:10:58,835 I must protect her. 207 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,401 Though she'll hate me for a few days, 208 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:03,290 she's not going on that trip, period! 209 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,665 Oh, God… 210 00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:10,679 Make room for me, will you? 211 00:11:11,389 --> 00:11:13,109 Mom got angry again, right? 212 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:14,193 Yeah. 213 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:20,251 She's pretty pissed. 214 00:11:20,335 --> 00:11:22,710 - You bet. It's the trip, right? - Yeah. 215 00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:24,573 She doesn't seem to get 216 00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:27,533 your sister's in danger because of that Salcedo guy. 217 00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:28,617 You're right. 218 00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:31,180 I have an idea, Dad. 219 00:11:32,127 --> 00:11:34,494 - Really? You? - Yes. 220 00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:36,252 Look. 221 00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:46,423 Hello! 222 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,866 Who asked for breakfast in bed? 223 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,335 No, no, no. 224 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:55,264 Honey, please, don't be mad. 225 00:11:55,775 --> 00:11:58,909 Listen, I've been thinking. 226 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,794 You're completely right. 227 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,998 - I am? - Of course, honey. 228 00:12:05,082 --> 00:12:06,251 - Really? - Really. 229 00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:09,719 We can't keep the kid from going on the trip. 230 00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:13,633 That's right. Thanks for the coffee. 231 00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:18,086 But I also think we can't send the child straight into the lion's den, right? 232 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,808 So, I propose… 233 00:12:20,754 --> 00:12:21,754 we go with her. 234 00:12:21,835 --> 00:12:23,906 Yes, she'll surely board the plane 235 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:26,796 when she sees us there too, right? 236 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,710 She doesn't need to know we'll be in the same plane. 237 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:34,320 No, no. Are you serious, Álvaro? 238 00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:35,703 - I am. - Okay, no. 239 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,793 I don't like this at all. 240 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,998 Let me explain it to you. I've been talking to… 241 00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:43,299 - Mechas! Right. - No. 242 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,043 - Okay, listen to me. - Please! 243 00:12:45,127 --> 00:12:47,501 Last night I talked to this guy 244 00:12:47,585 --> 00:12:50,431 and I can tell you he's got good ideas underneath that mane. 245 00:12:50,515 --> 00:12:52,460 - Tell your mom. - What? 246 00:12:55,627 --> 00:12:56,627 Okay, honey. 247 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,916 You wanted to leave for the airport alone? There you go. 248 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,084 You're leaving alone. We trust you. 249 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:03,313 I really hope you don't betray that trust. 250 00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:05,419 Okay, so, what am I supposed to say? 251 00:13:05,503 --> 00:13:06,626 - Thank you? - Right. 252 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:07,919 Call us. 253 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:10,127 As long as there's a signal. Okay, Dad? 254 00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:11,835 Mom! 255 00:13:12,576 --> 00:13:16,251 Have fun, honey. Get those vibes flying high. 256 00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:18,278 Thank you, Mom! I love you. 257 00:13:19,627 --> 00:13:20,627 Bye, Mom. 258 00:13:21,165 --> 00:13:22,165 Bye, Dad. 259 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,501 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 260 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:25,627 I'll pray for you. 261 00:13:26,604 --> 00:13:27,604 Take care, okay? 262 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:29,409 I love you, honey! 263 00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:30,785 - I love you, too. - Bye. 264 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,360 You're wearing sunscreen, right? 265 00:13:35,704 --> 00:13:38,876 Okay, let's go! We have little time to change and get to the airport. 266 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,248 I'm not sure this is a good idea, Álvaro. 267 00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:43,601 Oh, honey, there's no time for regrets. 268 00:13:44,419 --> 00:13:46,876 - Let's synchronize watches. - Okay, right. 269 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,835 A quarter to… 270 00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:52,102 - Hi! - I'm here, everyone! 271 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,335 What's this? 272 00:13:58,724 --> 00:13:59,978 So? 273 00:14:00,544 --> 00:14:01,544 She's gone? 274 00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:03,583 What does this mean? 275 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:06,543 Well, I told my mom everything we're doing. 276 00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:09,835 - Hi, sweetheart! - I told her what we're doing. 277 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,568 Right, so here I am. 278 00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:13,383 And I won't allow you 279 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:16,125 to go and ruin my granddaughter's trip. 280 00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:19,110 - Wait, I'd like to say something. - No, you won't. 281 00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,911 Please, don't start, Álvaro. 282 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:23,211 I invited my mom. I won't come unless she comes. 283 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,407 - Hi, excuse me. - Which seat? 284 00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:38,493 Mine is number seven. 285 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,126 Oh, mine is fifteen. I wanted to sit with you. 286 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,543 But we're still near each other. 287 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,810 Dude, send me the pictures. 288 00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:46,335 The ones we took earlier. 289 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,626 Okay! Let's party guys! 290 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:52,710 I'm so excited! 291 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,294 This is mine, right? Yes. 292 00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:57,812 - Come on. - Thank you. 293 00:14:58,719 --> 00:15:00,979 He's dozing off! That isn't his seat! 294 00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:04,079 Salci, you wanna sit here? 295 00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:05,835 Wait a minute. 296 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,139 Hey, you, get out of here. 297 00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:10,544 But… 298 00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:12,293 - this is my seat. - It was. 299 00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:13,510 Now it's this one. 300 00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:18,168 Leave. Leave! 301 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,418 - Okay. - Right, there you go. 302 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,900 Okay, very well. 303 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,750 What's up, Sarita? How are you? Everything okay? 304 00:15:27,169 --> 00:15:28,210 Yeah. 305 00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,148 I'm a bit nervous 'cause I'm afraid of planes. 306 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,168 But I'm okay. 307 00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:34,800 Don't you worry, 308 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:37,252 I've got the secret recipe for that. 309 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:40,375 Watch this. Pabón! 310 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,217 Okay. Wait a sec. 311 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,917 - Yes, sir? - Can I have the booze? 312 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,293 - Of course you can! - Yes! 313 00:15:48,925 --> 00:15:50,593 How gross! 314 00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:51,938 I had to hide it somewhere. 315 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:53,324 Okay, that's right. 316 00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,990 If you need anything, you just… call me, okay? 317 00:15:56,074 --> 00:15:57,279 Okay, cool. 318 00:15:57,363 --> 00:15:58,363 - Bye. - Bye. 319 00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:01,199 All right, girl. 320 00:16:02,574 --> 00:16:03,584 For your nerves. 321 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,085 Isn't it too early for this? 322 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,615 Don't worry about that, 323 00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:12,376 this is a school trip and your old man isn't here. 324 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,210 We're going to San Andrés! 325 00:16:14,294 --> 00:16:16,025 We're going to San Andrés! 326 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,563 We're going to San Andrés! 327 00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:19,668 We're going to San Andrés! 328 00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:21,002 We're going to San Andrés! 329 00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:22,710 We're going to San Andrés! 330 00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:24,710 Twerking! 331 00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:26,293 Twerking! 332 00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:27,710 The wave! 333 00:16:31,499 --> 00:16:33,670 - Come on! - We're going to San Andrés! 334 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:46,855 There they are! 335 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,103 Is she drinking? 336 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:59,919 The worst part is that guy is famous for poisoning his victims' drinks. 337 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,680 He kills them? 338 00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:05,495 No, but he spikes their drinks with his "leg-opening" formula. 339 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:07,596 - Oh no! - Leg-opening! 340 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,068 - I'll kill him! - You stay here, Álvaro! 341 00:17:10,152 --> 00:17:12,698 We'll step in just in case of emergency. 342 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,010 This is an emergency. 343 00:17:14,094 --> 00:17:17,296 He's right, honey! He's gonna poison her! 344 00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:36,669 Oh, my God! His butt is as flat as a pancake. 345 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,210 Miss, is there no one here to control those kids? 346 00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:45,170 It's complicated. 347 00:17:45,254 --> 00:17:47,408 I don't know how they managed to bring alcohol aboard, 348 00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:48,538 but they're all drunk. 349 00:17:48,622 --> 00:17:50,088 What about the adult in charge? 350 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,172 She's wasted. 351 00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:52,251 Dear passengers… 352 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:54,255 - This is totally screwed up. - …we kindly ask you 353 00:17:54,332 --> 00:17:56,139 to keep calm, 354 00:17:56,223 --> 00:17:59,338 remain in your seats, and fasten your seat belts. 355 00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:01,835 We're not even in San Andrés and you're already wasted. 356 00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:03,418 Hey! What about Pabón? 357 00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:05,912 - Isn't he wasted? - Sarita. 358 00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:08,627 What? 359 00:18:10,085 --> 00:18:11,085 Are you happy? 360 00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:12,998 What do you want, Mabel? 361 00:18:13,082 --> 00:18:14,273 Nothing. 362 00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:17,502 In case you forgot, let me remind you. 363 00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:20,930 Salcedo… is mine. 364 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,831 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 365 00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:27,232 Would you please be so kind 366 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:31,775 as to show me a deed, property documents or something? 367 00:18:33,752 --> 00:18:34,752 Careful, Sarita. 368 00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:37,797 Listen, I turn the lives of goody-two shoes like you 369 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,205 into a living hell. 370 00:18:40,929 --> 00:18:42,669 - You do? - Yeah. 371 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:46,958 - So, what are you gonna do? - You don't wanna know. 372 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,042 Mabel, 373 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,014 you really think you can scare me with such silly threats? 374 00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:54,084 No. 375 00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:58,609 Look. I'll do anything for Salcedo. 376 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,497 And when I say "anything," 377 00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:04,089 I mean it, honey. 378 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:15,710 Hello, boy. 379 00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:16,919 You study or you work? 380 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:18,979 Well… 381 00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:22,326 it depends on the community. 382 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,603 - Sometimes I study, sometimes I work. - Oh, yeah? 383 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,230 Are you traveling for business or pleasure? 384 00:19:27,314 --> 00:19:29,841 Well… it depends on the community. 385 00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:31,801 Sometimes for business, sometimes for ple... 386 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:32,885 No, not pleasure. 387 00:19:35,085 --> 00:19:36,085 Okay, I hope… 388 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:39,626 you come and have some fun with us one of these days. 389 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:40,710 Tell me, kid. 390 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:42,765 - You're having fun back there? - Yeah. 391 00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:45,183 - Wanna join? - No. 392 00:19:55,072 --> 00:19:55,958 What did he tell you? 393 00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:58,418 And don't tell me "nothing" 'cause we saw you talking. 394 00:19:58,502 --> 00:19:59,785 It's okay, dear. 395 00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:04,168 He just wanted to know if we could be friends. 396 00:20:04,252 --> 00:20:07,128 Oh, Mom! Come on! 397 00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,646 Honey, what's the problem? 398 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,748 They say young men boost collagen production. 399 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,543 Oh, Mom, no. 400 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,498 - Tell me you're not thinking... - But why not? 401 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:18,998 I'm thinking. So, what? 402 00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:20,980 Listen, I'm a free woman 403 00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:24,207 who's willing to live all experiences life has to offer, okay? 404 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:26,603 What's wrong with that? Tell me. 405 00:20:26,687 --> 00:20:30,208 Besides, it wouldn't be… the first time for me. 406 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:31,414 Mom! 407 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,293 But someone beat you by an inch, Gran. 408 00:20:33,377 --> 00:20:34,251 Why? 409 00:20:34,335 --> 00:20:36,121 'Cause Sarita is about to have a French kiss. 410 00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:38,208 Oh, my God! Is he French? 411 00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:41,822 No, I can't believe it. 412 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,044 My granddaughter has such good taste! 413 00:20:45,804 --> 00:20:46,958 I think she got it from me. 414 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:49,460 She certainly didn't get it from you, hon. 415 00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:52,042 I don't know who you got such bad taste from... 416 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,320 Don't touch her! 417 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,380 Dad? 418 00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:12,877 Mom? 419 00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:15,517 Grandma? 420 00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:19,127 What are you doing here? 421 00:21:46,992 --> 00:21:48,793 Girl, come on. 422 00:21:48,877 --> 00:21:49,877 It's not a big deal. 423 00:21:58,245 --> 00:21:59,312 Oh, no way! 424 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:02,406 Hey! We got to San Andrés! 425 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,009 We got to San Andrés! 426 00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:07,085 We got to San Andrés! 427 00:22:13,122 --> 00:22:14,447 Are those Sara's parents? 428 00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:17,919 Oh, yes, how funny. 429 00:22:18,502 --> 00:22:22,708 Okay, guys, you already know. What happens in "Sanancho"… 430 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,207 Stays in "Sanancho"! 431 00:22:43,107 --> 00:22:45,831 No, Álvaro. No more excuses, please. 432 00:22:45,915 --> 00:22:49,235 It was the first thing we told you not to do! 433 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:51,513 God, why don't you get it? 434 00:22:51,597 --> 00:22:55,751 In a situation like that, I just couldn't hold back. 435 00:22:55,835 --> 00:22:57,710 Aurorita! 436 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:01,138 Sweetheart, how many times have I told you 437 00:23:01,222 --> 00:23:03,555 not to ask for the impossible? 438 00:23:03,639 --> 00:23:05,166 This wimp can't do anything right. 439 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,368 Please, ma'am, stay out of this. 440 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,235 This is about my family, not you! 441 00:23:09,319 --> 00:23:11,798 Your family is my family! Aurorita is my daughter 442 00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:13,891 and your kids are my grandkids, remember? 443 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,668 Not a day goes by when I don't regret that. 444 00:23:16,752 --> 00:23:19,316 Trust me, I regret my poor daughter 445 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,406 marrying a sissy like you. 446 00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:23,838 Please, stop it, okay? 447 00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:26,710 Don't you feel sorry for the kids? 448 00:23:26,794 --> 00:23:28,161 How much do we owe you, sir? 449 00:23:28,245 --> 00:23:29,245 50,000 pesos. 450 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:30,292 What? 451 00:23:30,998 --> 00:23:31,998 Seriously? 452 00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:34,537 Sari. Sarita! 453 00:23:35,235 --> 00:23:37,954 Sari. Sarita, honey! 454 00:23:38,038 --> 00:23:39,744 Sarita, we're here! 455 00:23:41,538 --> 00:23:42,748 She's furious. 456 00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:45,533 Why are you doing this to me? 457 00:23:45,617 --> 00:23:47,810 How did you even think of coming here? 458 00:23:49,405 --> 00:23:50,454 Sweetie… 459 00:23:50,538 --> 00:23:51,538 Honey… 460 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,169 Listen, the truth is I heard... 461 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,502 I heard… 462 00:23:57,826 --> 00:24:00,094 this was the best family-friendly vacation spot, 463 00:24:00,178 --> 00:24:01,876 so I said, "Let's just go," right? 464 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,294 Yes, I told him about this place. 465 00:24:03,378 --> 00:24:05,538 Why are you lying to me? 466 00:24:05,622 --> 00:24:08,497 You really think I'll buy that story, Dad? 467 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:11,046 Honey, I'm telling the truth! 468 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,953 - Right? - Yes, you are. 469 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:14,451 She's not helping, is she? 470 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:18,588 I don't get why you embarrass me like this. 471 00:24:18,672 --> 00:24:20,482 Okay, let's tone this down. 472 00:24:20,566 --> 00:24:22,418 Tell me, are you ashamed by your family? 473 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,818 Of course I am. 474 00:24:23,902 --> 00:24:24,744 What? 475 00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:27,911 - Why? - You have a wonderful family. 476 00:24:27,995 --> 00:24:29,302 We're all wonderful! 477 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,748 What? Haven't you seen the video? 478 00:24:35,085 --> 00:24:35,958 What video? 479 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,037 - What video? - What video? 480 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:39,942 This video. 481 00:24:46,998 --> 00:24:48,835 You should be thankful we're flying already 482 00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:51,293 or I'd kick your ass off this plane! 483 00:24:57,252 --> 00:25:00,959 - Get out of here, kid! - Go back to your seat, sir! 484 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,293 Stop it! 485 00:25:09,618 --> 00:25:10,818 Who made that video? 486 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,378 Oh, that doesn't matter. Do you know how many people saw it? 487 00:25:15,462 --> 00:25:18,012 - How many? - Two hundred thousand. 488 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,029 - Is that a lot? - Yes. 489 00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:23,303 All my friends are among those 200,000 people. 490 00:25:23,387 --> 00:25:25,748 It's not like you have 200,000 friends! 491 00:25:25,832 --> 00:25:27,708 - Mom! - Stop it, Gran. 492 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,798 You all are the worst! 493 00:25:29,882 --> 00:25:32,290 - It's not a big deal. - It isn't? 494 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:34,283 Isn't it, Dad? 495 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,251 You didn't just ruin my trip. 496 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:39,748 Tell me, how will I even look at my mates? 497 00:25:39,832 --> 00:25:42,835 - With those pretty eyes of yours, honey! - Mom, please. 498 00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:45,603 Calm down, honey, okay? 499 00:25:45,687 --> 00:25:47,602 Okay, breathe. 500 00:25:48,702 --> 00:25:54,126 Breathe, okay? I promise you... I mean, we all promise you... 501 00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:57,264 Yes, Mom, I said "we," please. 502 00:25:57,348 --> 00:26:00,031 We all promise you we won't show up anywhere. 503 00:26:00,115 --> 00:26:02,831 You won't hear from us during the trip, okay? 504 00:26:02,915 --> 00:26:04,095 You know what, Mom? 505 00:26:06,029 --> 00:26:07,795 I don't believe a thing you say. 506 00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:11,338 You ruined me. 507 00:26:11,422 --> 00:26:13,591 Oh no, honey. Sarita, please! 508 00:26:13,675 --> 00:26:14,911 You're overreacting! 509 00:26:14,995 --> 00:26:16,271 Your mom's right. 510 00:26:16,355 --> 00:26:17,710 - She's exaggerating. - Yeah. 511 00:26:17,794 --> 00:26:18,794 Stop it, Álvaro! 512 00:26:20,118 --> 00:26:21,033 So, what do we do? 513 00:26:21,117 --> 00:26:23,956 We stay in this room, sit back, and do nothing? 514 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,628 No, we're leaving for Bogotá right this minute. 515 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,436 - No, I don't think so. - No, no. 516 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,748 I'm not asking you 517 00:26:30,832 --> 00:26:32,971 whether you wanna stay or not, you see? 518 00:26:33,055 --> 00:26:34,582 I'm telling you what we're doing! 519 00:26:43,578 --> 00:26:46,340 Let's drink, sing, and dance 520 00:26:46,424 --> 00:26:48,500 Beach, breeze, and sea 521 00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:50,405 Hey, everyone! 522 00:26:50,489 --> 00:26:51,489 How... 523 00:26:52,479 --> 00:26:55,278 What's wrong? Why the long faces? 524 00:26:55,362 --> 00:26:58,379 Mom won't let us go until she gets a flight to Bogotá. 525 00:26:58,463 --> 00:26:59,603 She's holding us hostage. 526 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,945 Why's that? You're going back to Bogotá? 527 00:27:03,029 --> 00:27:04,518 Mom, please. 528 00:27:04,602 --> 00:27:07,809 The worst thing is I should have never come here. 529 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:10,124 I just don't get why I always follow his lead. 530 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:11,098 I don't get it. 531 00:27:11,182 --> 00:27:14,205 The worst thing you've ever done was listening to this idiot. 532 00:27:14,289 --> 00:27:16,071 Please, ma'am, don't start. 533 00:27:16,155 --> 00:27:18,066 - Honey... - Please, no. 534 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:19,800 Mom, do me a favor. 535 00:27:19,884 --> 00:27:21,876 Go change your clothes and pack your things. 536 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,444 We're leaving soon. 537 00:27:24,891 --> 00:27:27,818 Yes, I'll put on an outfit I bought in Milano. 538 00:27:27,902 --> 00:27:29,074 It's certainly to die for. 539 00:27:29,158 --> 00:27:32,036 I'll go buy a cocktail and head for the beach. 540 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,138 You can do as you please. 541 00:27:34,222 --> 00:27:37,708 Beach, breeze, sea Let's enjoy, let's dance 542 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,223 Yes, you go have a swim in the sea! 543 00:27:39,307 --> 00:27:41,501 Hopefully, you'll get drowned or eaten by a shark. 544 00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:43,424 No, poor thing, it might get food-poisoning. 545 00:27:43,508 --> 00:27:45,688 Mom! Hello? 546 00:27:45,772 --> 00:27:47,802 Yes, miss, I'm here. Tell me. 547 00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:51,440 There are no flights available? 548 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:57,537 Okay, what about tomorrow? 549 00:27:58,495 --> 00:28:00,293 Yes, miss, I'll hang on. 550 00:28:02,288 --> 00:28:04,593 You've been drinking for a while now. Okay, listen. 551 00:28:04,677 --> 00:28:06,785 Yes, let her keep drinking! No, no! 552 00:28:06,869 --> 00:28:07,875 Bottoms up! 553 00:28:08,578 --> 00:28:09,821 Okay, bottoms up, girl! 554 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:12,500 - Margot! - Yeah! 555 00:28:18,877 --> 00:28:20,856 Come on, don't let them ruin your trip. 556 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:21,940 What's past is past. 557 00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:24,103 Thank you. 558 00:28:24,187 --> 00:28:26,642 It's just that… it makes me mad. 559 00:28:26,726 --> 00:28:28,756 Seriously, I won't be relieved 560 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,338 until they've left the hotel. 561 00:28:30,422 --> 00:28:33,336 Yes, I know what happened was totally messed up. 562 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,120 But in this case, what you need 563 00:28:36,204 --> 00:28:37,923 is to have a good time, 564 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:39,088 relax, 565 00:28:39,172 --> 00:28:40,730 and be super happy. 566 00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:43,111 I've got the secret recipe for that. 567 00:28:43,195 --> 00:28:45,368 - You do? - I do. Wanna know what it is? 568 00:28:45,452 --> 00:28:46,918 - Okay. - Right. 569 00:28:47,002 --> 00:28:48,847 Watch this. Pabón! 570 00:28:50,936 --> 00:28:52,058 What? 571 00:28:52,142 --> 00:28:53,298 Tell me, sir. 572 00:28:53,382 --> 00:28:55,251 We need some rocket fuel here. 573 00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:57,094 Well, I can fix that. What do you want? 574 00:28:57,178 --> 00:28:59,667 - Brandy, coco-loco, rum? - What would you like? 575 00:29:00,456 --> 00:29:01,384 Beer is okay. 576 00:29:01,468 --> 00:29:03,101 - Beer? - You heard her, man. 577 00:29:03,185 --> 00:29:04,376 - You heard her. - Okay! 578 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,618 Okay, guys! 579 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,877 God, what a beauty! 580 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,816 Who's that hottie? 581 00:29:45,444 --> 00:29:46,960 Isn't that your grandma? 582 00:30:07,918 --> 00:30:09,436 She's so hot… 583 00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:14,955 - Jesus… - Who's that cutie? 584 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:16,834 - She's so sexy! - Wow! 585 00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:18,763 Who is she? 586 00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:20,498 Sarita! 587 00:30:20,582 --> 00:30:21,628 Hi, honey. 588 00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:22,919 Hey, guys. 589 00:30:24,629 --> 00:30:25,629 What's up? 590 00:30:41,009 --> 00:30:42,278 The video is called 591 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:46,209 "The Adventures of the Castaños in San Andrés, Part Two," 592 00:30:46,293 --> 00:30:49,189 and it has way more views than the first one. 593 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,360 Unbelievable. Gran's already gone viral. 594 00:30:52,444 --> 00:30:53,913 You know what's unbelievable? 595 00:30:53,997 --> 00:30:55,735 That she, with all due respect, 596 00:30:55,819 --> 00:30:57,793 always wants to be in the spotlight. 597 00:30:57,877 --> 00:30:59,002 Hey! 598 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:03,106 Mom! Mom, please, you gotta do something! 599 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:05,208 You promised me you'd leave. 600 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:08,567 I know, honey. But what can I do about the flights? 601 00:31:08,651 --> 00:31:10,920 You want us to sail back home? Tell me. 602 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:14,628 You said, "You won't hear from us during the trip." 603 00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:17,877 I know, honey, but we're talking about your grandma. 604 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,230 You know her. 605 00:31:20,314 --> 00:31:24,033 Okay, I don't mean to fight, but she's doing it on purpose, right? 606 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:25,225 She wants to embarrass us. 607 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:29,314 Judging by the comments, she's doing anything but that. 608 00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:32,586 - They're leaving comments? - Mom, I'm begging you. 609 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:35,994 Please, do something. All my classmates hate me. 610 00:31:36,078 --> 00:31:38,548 This is not about Grandma, this is about the kid. 611 00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,712 Come on, let's think up some ideas. 612 00:31:43,692 --> 00:31:45,538 Me? Why me? 613 00:31:46,788 --> 00:31:47,788 No. 614 00:31:48,618 --> 00:31:50,085 So, as I was saying, 615 00:31:50,729 --> 00:31:54,298 Arabian hotels are stunning. 616 00:31:54,382 --> 00:31:57,800 They offer the finest architecture and technology. 617 00:31:57,884 --> 00:31:59,823 They have these floating swimming pools… 618 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:01,825 You can't even imagine that. 619 00:32:01,909 --> 00:32:03,101 But you know what? 620 00:32:03,185 --> 00:32:05,572 The service is quite poor. 621 00:32:06,116 --> 00:32:07,116 I didn't like it. 622 00:32:09,044 --> 00:32:10,585 However, Italy was… 623 00:32:11,524 --> 00:32:12,668 Mamma mia! 624 00:32:12,752 --> 00:32:15,181 Italian men are bocatto di cardinale. 625 00:32:16,877 --> 00:32:19,341 God, they're exquisite. 626 00:32:19,425 --> 00:32:23,395 They're thoughtful, passionate, 627 00:32:23,479 --> 00:32:25,088 romantic, 628 00:32:25,172 --> 00:32:26,282 and handsome. 629 00:32:27,809 --> 00:32:29,708 They're finger-licking good! 630 00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:31,749 Now, picture me in Milano. 631 00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:34,460 - I buy myself all the dresses I want. - Mom. 632 00:32:34,544 --> 00:32:36,294 - Mom. - I bought this dress there. 633 00:32:36,877 --> 00:32:38,044 - Mom? - Do you like it? 634 00:32:38,629 --> 00:32:39,708 Mom! 635 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,838 Oh, honey! 636 00:32:41,922 --> 00:32:43,838 I didn't see you! 637 00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:46,377 Looks like you finally crawled out of your cave. 638 00:32:48,088 --> 00:32:49,418 - Yeah. - Okay, guys. 639 00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,462 This is Aurora, my daughter. 640 00:32:51,546 --> 00:32:53,668 She's Sarita's Mom. Say hi. 641 00:32:53,752 --> 00:32:56,063 Come on, Mom. They've known me 642 00:32:56,147 --> 00:32:57,838 since they were this little! 643 00:32:57,922 --> 00:33:02,538 That doesn't matter. They must say hi. Come on. 644 00:33:02,622 --> 00:33:04,113 Hey! Say hi! 645 00:33:04,197 --> 00:33:05,584 - Hello! - Hi! 646 00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:08,305 Oh, how cute! You're so grown up! 647 00:33:08,389 --> 00:33:10,953 Okay, so be nice kids and give us some privacy, 648 00:33:11,037 --> 00:33:12,748 so Mom and I can talk for a second. 649 00:33:12,832 --> 00:33:14,518 Okay, you heard Aurorita. 650 00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:19,081 I'm gonna talk with my daughter, so go away. 651 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,917 Come on, go away. 652 00:33:22,855 --> 00:33:24,838 Are you stupid or what? Buzz off! 653 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:27,337 Come on, off you go! Scram! 654 00:33:27,421 --> 00:33:30,088 I'll tell you more about my travels later, okay? 655 00:33:31,085 --> 00:33:31,954 What about me? 656 00:33:32,038 --> 00:33:33,038 You? 657 00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:39,168 I'll tell you another kind of story later. 658 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:40,490 Now, don't be a stranger. 659 00:33:40,574 --> 00:33:41,974 - Okay. - Okay? 660 00:33:42,058 --> 00:33:44,208 - Okay. - Mom! 661 00:33:44,729 --> 00:33:46,018 See you later. 662 00:33:46,522 --> 00:33:47,522 - Okay. - Bye. 663 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:52,959 God, I'm so sorry. 664 00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:54,293 I know my grandma, 665 00:33:54,377 --> 00:33:58,117 and I can tell you when she starts talking 666 00:33:58,201 --> 00:34:01,815 about her travels and Italian men she's a real pain. 667 00:34:02,677 --> 00:34:04,088 No, not at all. 668 00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:05,284 Your grandma is… 669 00:34:06,524 --> 00:34:07,524 great. 670 00:34:08,907 --> 00:34:09,907 She is? 671 00:34:10,474 --> 00:34:12,303 Yeah, she's amazing. 672 00:34:12,387 --> 00:34:13,960 Why didn't you tell me about her? 673 00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:17,868 I don't know, I just forgot. 674 00:34:17,952 --> 00:34:20,048 So, why don't we make the most of it 675 00:34:20,132 --> 00:34:23,060 while my mom keeps Mrs. Raquel busy? 676 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:26,420 I don't know, we could talk about something else. 677 00:34:27,101 --> 00:34:28,101 Yeah, just… 678 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,933 Do you know how long your Mom and Raquel will be? 679 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:46,399 Darling, you're beautiful! 680 00:34:47,122 --> 00:34:48,122 Hey! 681 00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:49,643 Two coco-locos. 682 00:34:49,727 --> 00:34:51,883 But extra hard, extra strong, and extra loco! 683 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:53,656 No, I don't drink. An iced tea, please. 684 00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:57,522 An iced tea? Honey, are you nuts or what? 685 00:34:58,225 --> 00:35:00,025 What's with you, sweetheart? 686 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:01,640 Listen, Aurorita. 687 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,276 You and I are going to talk, woman-to-woman. 688 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,508 We should've done it 30 years ago, but we never did. 689 00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:08,902 - Okay? - Okay. 690 00:35:08,986 --> 00:35:10,628 But let's go to the room. We'll take... 691 00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:12,545 No, what... No way! 692 00:35:12,629 --> 00:35:14,753 The room? Your husband's there! 693 00:35:14,837 --> 00:35:17,623 Are you crazy? No, no way. 694 00:35:18,267 --> 00:35:20,588 Come on, hurry up! 695 00:35:20,672 --> 00:35:22,425 Two coco-locos. 696 00:35:22,509 --> 00:35:24,095 You should lighten up, honey. 697 00:35:24,909 --> 00:35:26,958 Let me tell you this, Aurorita: 698 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,361 You're not only a mother, you're also a woman. 699 00:35:29,445 --> 00:35:30,338 Therefore, 700 00:35:30,422 --> 00:35:33,409 you've the right to have fun and enjoy life 'cause you only live once. 701 00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:35,920 Drink, dance, 702 00:35:36,004 --> 00:35:37,305 paint the town red… 703 00:35:37,389 --> 00:35:38,248 Come on, drink! 704 00:35:38,332 --> 00:35:40,285 - Cheers. - Cheers. 705 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:44,543 Come on, gulp it down. 706 00:35:45,504 --> 00:35:46,704 - And you know what? - Oh, God… 707 00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:52,148 You also have the right, if you will, to have a fling every now and then. 708 00:35:52,962 --> 00:35:55,085 Your dumb husband isn't the only man on earth. 709 00:35:55,169 --> 00:35:59,913 - What are you saying? - What's the problem? Wise up, honey! 710 00:35:59,997 --> 00:36:01,519 Then it's gonna be too late. 711 00:36:01,603 --> 00:36:03,378 One day, you'll see I was right! 712 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,358 How can I make you understand that I love Álvaro? 713 00:36:06,442 --> 00:36:07,538 I love him. 714 00:36:07,622 --> 00:36:09,710 Sure, you love Álvaro. 715 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:14,248 You think you love him, but you don't. 716 00:36:14,332 --> 00:36:15,686 You'll find out I was right! 717 00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:17,425 Mom, you won't persuade me. 718 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,136 - I won't? - No. 719 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,459 Okay, I'll persuade you of something else. Come with me. 720 00:36:22,543 --> 00:36:26,933 I'll introduce you to some big boys, you're in need for some eye candy. 721 00:36:27,017 --> 00:36:28,298 They're a feast for the eyes. 722 00:36:28,382 --> 00:36:30,418 What big boys, Mom? 723 00:36:30,502 --> 00:36:31,651 So, what now? 724 00:36:32,962 --> 00:36:34,435 I guess your mom's not coming back. 725 00:36:35,645 --> 00:36:36,645 I wonder if she's okay. 726 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,835 Your grandma is not easy to deal with, you know? 727 00:36:40,127 --> 00:36:41,361 Son, 728 00:36:41,445 --> 00:36:42,877 shall we go rescue her? 729 00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:47,460 I know you love your grandma. That's okay and speaks well of you. 730 00:36:47,544 --> 00:36:49,439 Family always comes first, 731 00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:51,985 but you must admit she's a pain in the ass sometimes. 732 00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:56,922 Dad, I'm gonna show you something, but please don't freak out. 733 00:36:57,912 --> 00:36:58,912 Watch this. 734 00:37:02,369 --> 00:37:03,369 Is that your mom? 735 00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:05,208 Is she drunk? 736 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:06,502 A little bit. 737 00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:31,708 Aurora! 738 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:34,399 Can you please tell me what's going on here? 739 00:37:36,868 --> 00:37:40,870 Okay, darling. What you see here is a party. 740 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:43,615 Bring my husband a coco-loco! 741 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,418 Watch and learn! 742 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:58,088 Aurora! Do me a favor and go to the room right away! 743 00:37:59,705 --> 00:38:01,704 Hey, what's your problem? 744 00:38:01,788 --> 00:38:03,772 You're such a busybody. 745 00:38:03,856 --> 00:38:06,795 You always go where you're not called. 746 00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,298 This is not about you, it's about my wife. 747 00:38:10,382 --> 00:38:12,878 You mess with my daughter, you mess with me. 748 00:38:14,252 --> 00:38:17,221 You mess with my mom, you mess with me. 749 00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:25,831 Okay, tell me. What's bothering you? 750 00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:29,291 Is it my daughter enjoying and learning to live life? 751 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,736 Is it her shaking it? 752 00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,386 Well, you've never taught her to. 753 00:38:33,470 --> 00:38:34,998 You know what bothers me? 754 00:38:35,082 --> 00:38:36,668 Her making a fool of herself! 755 00:38:36,752 --> 00:38:38,111 A fool? 756 00:38:38,195 --> 00:38:39,911 Look who's talking! 757 00:38:39,995 --> 00:38:42,335 Look at you! You're the one looking like a fool! 758 00:38:42,419 --> 00:38:44,903 Aurora, back to the room! One… 759 00:38:44,987 --> 00:38:47,208 Two, three! Come on, let's party! 760 00:39:11,752 --> 00:39:13,561 Twerk, honey! Twerk! 761 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:14,926 She's shaking it! 762 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,726 Excuse me, ma'am. 763 00:39:16,810 --> 00:39:19,989 - Excuse you? What? - Come here. 764 00:39:20,073 --> 00:39:22,128 Let me know when you're up, honey! 765 00:39:22,212 --> 00:39:23,621 Okay, enough. 766 00:39:23,705 --> 00:39:26,958 How could you talk Aurora into drinking knowing she doesn't do alcohol? 767 00:39:27,042 --> 00:39:28,137 How thoughtless of you! 768 00:39:28,221 --> 00:39:29,918 Well, it's time she starts doing 769 00:39:30,002 --> 00:39:32,121 everything she's never done because of you. 770 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:33,253 At this point in life? 771 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,183 It's never too late to live, dear. 772 00:39:35,267 --> 00:39:38,043 Dear God! I knew bringing you here was a bad idea. 773 00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:40,048 You know who got the worst idea? My daughter. 774 00:39:40,132 --> 00:39:41,684 She married young to a moron like you. 775 00:39:41,768 --> 00:39:42,610 Sorry. 776 00:39:42,694 --> 00:39:45,797 Dad, everyone's going clubbing while drunk as fiddlers. 777 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,680 What about Sara? 778 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,001 She's with them. 779 00:39:49,085 --> 00:39:51,458 Why's that? Didn't I tell you to look after her? 780 00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:55,168 No, I tried to stop her, but she asked me to tell you something. 781 00:39:55,252 --> 00:39:56,106 What? 782 00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:58,031 - She said you can go... - Yeah, okay. 783 00:39:58,115 --> 00:39:59,282 I told him that, too. 784 00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:01,502 I've got something for you, too. 785 00:40:01,586 --> 00:40:02,616 Salcedo said... 786 00:40:04,919 --> 00:40:06,210 He'll see you on the same spot... 787 00:40:07,213 --> 00:40:08,252 You know where. 788 00:40:09,002 --> 00:40:10,446 Don't beat the kid! 789 00:40:26,777 --> 00:40:29,999 This girl's fresh meat, and I'm ready to eat! 790 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,621 Have your phones ready 791 00:40:31,705 --> 00:40:34,208 so you don't miss a thing. 792 00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:37,378 Oh, yeah? Where will the feast be? 793 00:40:37,462 --> 00:40:39,838 Right, where will the feast be, Master? 794 00:40:39,922 --> 00:40:40,922 At the beach. 795 00:40:41,530 --> 00:40:43,751 You know I'm very romantic. 796 00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:45,043 Yeah, that's true. 797 00:40:45,127 --> 00:40:47,418 Besides, the level of difficulty will get me more points. 798 00:40:48,252 --> 00:40:49,829 You know what to do. 799 00:40:49,913 --> 00:40:53,168 And don't screw up, you dummies, 'cause tonight… 800 00:40:53,252 --> 00:40:54,830 I'll make history! 801 00:40:54,914 --> 00:40:56,431 - We'll make history! - Yeah! 802 00:40:56,515 --> 00:40:57,400 Let's do it! 803 00:40:57,484 --> 00:40:58,731 You rest easy, Master. 804 00:40:58,815 --> 00:41:00,877 We'll get things done and take care of... 805 00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:05,294 - What are you doing, dude? - Okay, easy! 806 00:41:05,378 --> 00:41:07,562 Are you asking for my hand in marriage or what? 807 00:41:09,208 --> 00:41:11,080 What's with this dude? 808 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,913 Come on, let's hit the floor. 809 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,023 Let's relax. 810 00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:17,701 Tonight, we're having a hell of a time. 811 00:41:17,785 --> 00:41:18,668 Let's do this. 812 00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:19,752 Come on! 813 00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,878 All right, Sarita. Let's toast to our night. 814 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:39,222 Tonight, away from your family, 815 00:41:40,004 --> 00:41:41,588 we're gonna be happy. 816 00:41:41,672 --> 00:41:43,616 Extremely happy. 817 00:42:08,172 --> 00:42:11,350 How about we go to the beach to gaze at the moon, 818 00:42:11,434 --> 00:42:13,702 feel the breeze, and enjoy ourselves? 819 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,136 - I think I see her. - Where? 820 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:18,220 Over there! 821 00:42:20,651 --> 00:42:21,651 Here she is. 822 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,459 Honey... 823 00:42:23,543 --> 00:42:25,191 Oh, sorry. 824 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:26,275 I'm so sorry! 825 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:28,560 - What's up? - You busybody! 826 00:42:31,710 --> 00:42:33,023 - Let me do this. - No, please. 827 00:42:33,107 --> 00:42:34,294 I'll take care of it! 828 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:37,219 Nice! 829 00:42:37,303 --> 00:42:38,838 Okay! Let's change partners! 830 00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:41,751 - Come here, honey. - No, no, no! 831 00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:44,338 What are you doing, Dad? 832 00:42:44,422 --> 00:42:47,371 What's wrong with you? You want to ruin my life or what? 833 00:42:47,455 --> 00:42:49,607 Honey, why would I want that? 834 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:50,996 You're overreacting! 835 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,615 You don't see it right now, 836 00:42:52,699 --> 00:42:54,321 but I'm actually… 837 00:42:54,888 --> 00:42:55,888 protecting you. 838 00:42:57,294 --> 00:42:59,798 Protecting me from what, Dad? 839 00:42:59,882 --> 00:43:01,998 From that Salcedo guy. 840 00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:04,586 Oh no. No. I knew it! 841 00:43:04,670 --> 00:43:05,958 Okay, listen to me. 842 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:07,456 He's not a good kid. 843 00:43:08,132 --> 00:43:10,247 He's not a good person. He wants… 844 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,417 He wants to hurt you. 845 00:43:15,403 --> 00:43:18,208 He wants to film you and post the video on the internet. 846 00:43:20,314 --> 00:43:22,626 Why are you lying to me, Dad? 847 00:43:22,710 --> 00:43:24,608 Why won't you tell me the truth? 848 00:43:24,692 --> 00:43:27,038 You know what? You're scared! 849 00:43:27,122 --> 00:43:29,746 You don't want to accept I'm a grown-up woman now! 850 00:43:29,830 --> 00:43:32,293 Honey, you're not thinking straight! 851 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:33,669 That has nothing to do with it! 852 00:43:34,485 --> 00:43:36,588 I overheard that boy in the school bathroom 853 00:43:36,672 --> 00:43:40,088 the day I attended the meeting to plan this trip. 854 00:43:40,172 --> 00:43:43,378 Did you know he's known as "the Predator"? 855 00:43:44,044 --> 00:43:45,128 Come on! 856 00:43:45,212 --> 00:43:48,068 He's the devil incarnate, he doesn't even need a costume like yours. 857 00:43:48,152 --> 00:43:50,747 I'll only ask you one thing: Stay away from him. 858 00:43:52,218 --> 00:43:54,144 No, I don't believe a word you say, Dad. 859 00:43:54,228 --> 00:43:57,376 And what's the problem if the Predator makes a video and posts it online? 860 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:58,460 I don't care about that. 861 00:44:00,321 --> 00:44:01,920 - Honey... - No, don't honey me! 862 00:44:02,004 --> 00:44:03,004 Don't sweet-talk me. 863 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:06,112 I really… hate you sometimes. 864 00:44:06,196 --> 00:44:07,663 Now do me a favor. 865 00:44:07,747 --> 00:44:09,978 Stay out of my life, okay? 866 00:44:10,062 --> 00:44:11,636 Leave me alone! 867 00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:32,323 How about we go to the beach to gaze at the moon, 868 00:44:32,407 --> 00:44:34,356 feel the breeze, and enjoy ourselves? 869 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,205 I think you must try harder, 870 00:44:37,289 --> 00:44:39,680 I'm a woman with high standards. 871 00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:42,479 Well, give me a chance to show what I can do. 872 00:44:42,563 --> 00:44:44,816 - What can you do? Tell me. - I'm gonna show you. 873 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,588 - Okay. - If you give me a chance. 874 00:44:46,672 --> 00:44:48,528 You're just blathering now. 875 00:44:48,612 --> 00:44:51,502 All right, I'll show you. Come on. 876 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:54,502 Hey! Chill, ace! 877 00:44:55,169 --> 00:44:56,613 Let's get out of here, ma'am. 878 00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,461 - We're leaving? - Come on. 879 00:44:58,545 --> 00:45:00,961 Oh, come on! Please! 880 00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:02,088 Salce! 881 00:45:09,252 --> 00:45:11,743 God, you're such a killjoy! 882 00:45:11,827 --> 00:45:13,661 Now you get why you're a busybody? 883 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:15,225 - Just walk. - Because you always go... 884 00:45:15,292 --> 00:45:16,546 I said, "Walk"! 885 00:45:17,294 --> 00:45:21,822 Just when I was starting to enjoy myself, you show up to ruin the fun! 886 00:45:21,906 --> 00:45:23,696 No matter what you say, we're leaving. 887 00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,751 - Let me go! - Okay, but watch your step. 888 00:45:25,835 --> 00:45:27,252 It's okay, don't worry. 889 00:45:27,336 --> 00:45:29,752 I've just made things clear with my dad. Now… 890 00:45:30,877 --> 00:45:34,163 maybe we could go outside, 891 00:45:34,247 --> 00:45:37,440 and enjoy the beach, the breeze, and… 892 00:45:38,290 --> 00:45:39,497 ourselves. 893 00:45:40,724 --> 00:45:41,724 Honestly… 894 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:44,336 I don't want problems with your dad. 895 00:45:46,335 --> 00:45:47,585 What? 896 00:45:47,669 --> 00:45:50,301 He's actually here to keep tabs on you. 897 00:45:51,459 --> 00:45:52,741 Well, yes… 898 00:45:52,825 --> 00:45:55,705 But I'm telling you I already took care of that. 899 00:45:57,405 --> 00:45:58,705 I'm sorry, Sarita, but… 900 00:46:00,454 --> 00:46:03,054 I… won't let my guard down. 901 00:46:04,919 --> 00:46:06,291 I really like you, but… 902 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,294 maybe some other time. 903 00:46:11,847 --> 00:46:12,847 I'm sorry. 904 00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:29,605 So, what are we gonna do? 905 00:46:29,689 --> 00:46:31,665 Stay here like idiots? 906 00:46:32,277 --> 00:46:35,005 We should've stayed there having a drink 907 00:46:35,089 --> 00:46:36,890 or maybe we should've returned to the hotel. 908 00:46:36,974 --> 00:46:40,427 You wanna go to the hotel? Then, go. I won't move from here. 909 00:46:42,210 --> 00:46:45,298 What will Sarita say when she finds out you keep spying on her? 910 00:46:45,382 --> 00:46:47,598 Let her blow her top, then. 911 00:46:47,682 --> 00:46:50,710 I'm not letting that criminal hurt her in any way. 912 00:46:50,794 --> 00:46:52,458 I'm staying here to keep her safe. 913 00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:54,399 Safe from what? Don't exaggerate. 914 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:56,750 Listen to me. 915 00:46:57,310 --> 00:46:58,838 Have you ever thought 916 00:46:58,922 --> 00:47:01,044 that the best thing you could do in life 917 00:47:01,792 --> 00:47:03,918 is to let Sarita live and grow up? 918 00:47:04,002 --> 00:47:06,698 She can live and grow up as much as she wants, 919 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:09,668 but let her do so away from that scoundrel who wants to hurt her. 920 00:47:09,752 --> 00:47:10,960 Hurt her? 921 00:47:11,044 --> 00:47:13,043 You're the one hurting her with your attitude. 922 00:47:15,007 --> 00:47:17,289 Everyone's free to do as they please. 923 00:47:17,373 --> 00:47:18,373 She's coming. 924 00:47:24,419 --> 00:47:26,460 Poor thing… See? This is your fault! 925 00:47:27,247 --> 00:47:28,435 Sarita! 926 00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:30,651 Sarita, darling! Wait! 927 00:47:38,252 --> 00:47:40,512 Okay, sir. What do we do? 928 00:47:41,064 --> 00:47:42,713 We choose another chick or what? 929 00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:44,039 Let's be honest. 930 00:47:44,123 --> 00:47:46,414 Sarita Castaño's too easy. She's crazy about me. 931 00:47:46,498 --> 00:47:49,418 It's no secret all girls are head over heels for you. 932 00:47:53,316 --> 00:47:54,533 Did you hear him, Master? 933 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,146 You're such a fairy! 934 00:47:57,230 --> 00:47:58,528 What's wrong with you, dude? 935 00:47:58,612 --> 00:48:00,339 How can you say that to our master? 936 00:48:00,892 --> 00:48:02,858 Do you play for the other team? 937 00:48:02,942 --> 00:48:04,982 - I'm telling you, you better respect me. - Or else? 938 00:48:05,033 --> 00:48:06,473 - You want me to show you? - Or else? 939 00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:07,721 All right, guys. 940 00:48:07,805 --> 00:48:11,769 Let's stop fighting and focus on what matters, okay? 941 00:48:11,853 --> 00:48:13,103 It just puts me off 942 00:48:13,187 --> 00:48:15,401 when this guy here gets all buddy-buddy with you. 943 00:48:15,485 --> 00:48:17,760 Well, just let him, I like that. 944 00:48:17,844 --> 00:48:18,844 - You do? - You see? 945 00:48:19,409 --> 00:48:20,284 For God's sake. 946 00:48:20,368 --> 00:48:22,844 Let's focus on what's important. Come on. 947 00:48:22,928 --> 00:48:24,590 Give me that. Let's go. 948 00:48:25,377 --> 00:48:26,377 Thank you. 949 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:28,960 How about we forget Sarita Castaño 950 00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:32,086 and have our way with her grandma instead? 951 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,594 That bitch will work. 952 00:48:33,678 --> 00:48:35,626 Really? Her grandma? 953 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:38,501 Yes, exactly, her grandma. Okay. 954 00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:43,040 That woman is not only hot as hell, she's also unique 955 00:48:43,124 --> 00:48:44,784 and would get us infinite points. 956 00:48:45,487 --> 00:48:47,348 - Sensei! - Amazing. 957 00:48:47,432 --> 00:48:50,635 The only thing we need is to get Mr. Castaño on our good side. 958 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,206 He's the only person who can screw up 959 00:48:53,290 --> 00:48:54,810 each and every one of our plans. 960 00:48:55,456 --> 00:48:56,456 Tough one. 961 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,211 That can be taken care of at any time. 962 00:48:59,295 --> 00:49:01,413 - Cheers! - Let's toast to that. 963 00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:04,128 Hey, kid! 964 00:49:06,252 --> 00:49:07,710 You and I are gonna talk. 965 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:19,715 Come on, honey. Stop crying. 966 00:49:20,454 --> 00:49:21,998 You'll ruin your makeup. 967 00:49:22,082 --> 00:49:23,280 That'd be a pity. 968 00:49:24,470 --> 00:49:26,017 Oh no. Let's see. 969 00:49:26,804 --> 00:49:31,255 Let's wipe away those tears. 970 00:49:31,924 --> 00:49:32,970 All right… 971 00:49:34,444 --> 00:49:35,537 Now listen to me. 972 00:49:36,169 --> 00:49:37,252 No man, 973 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:42,880 whether it's your dad, friend, boyfriend, partner… 974 00:49:44,097 --> 00:49:46,790 a sidepiece, a fling, whatever, 975 00:49:47,522 --> 00:49:48,997 deserves a woman's tears. 976 00:49:49,635 --> 00:49:53,125 Least of all those of such a beautiful woman like you. 977 00:49:54,652 --> 00:49:55,652 Gran, it's just that… 978 00:49:57,364 --> 00:49:58,748 Dad ruined my life. 979 00:49:59,835 --> 00:50:00,841 "Ruined my life." 980 00:50:00,925 --> 00:50:03,499 It's not a big deal, honey. You're exaggerating. 981 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:05,948 I'm not! I'm serious! 982 00:50:11,959 --> 00:50:15,405 I know I'll regret these words the rest of my life… 983 00:50:17,419 --> 00:50:20,586 but your dad's trying to protect you. 984 00:50:22,058 --> 00:50:25,538 I'd just rather he didn't. 985 00:50:25,622 --> 00:50:26,622 Me, too. 986 00:50:27,050 --> 00:50:30,555 I'd rather he let you alone and let you grow up. 987 00:50:33,832 --> 00:50:36,819 Honey, what I mean is… 988 00:50:37,454 --> 00:50:39,617 you're too young to suffer for love. 989 00:50:41,417 --> 00:50:42,751 You know what? 990 00:50:42,835 --> 00:50:46,210 I think you must take things lightly. 991 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:49,669 Dodge your parents' expectations 992 00:50:50,265 --> 00:50:53,168 and do what you really want to do. 993 00:50:54,127 --> 00:50:55,294 If you need help, 994 00:50:56,357 --> 00:50:57,208 here I am. 995 00:50:57,292 --> 00:50:59,090 What are grandmas for, then? 996 00:50:59,174 --> 00:51:01,296 What's our mission in this world? 997 00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:05,911 Spoiling our grandkids, overindulging them, right, honey? 998 00:51:05,995 --> 00:51:06,995 - Right? - Yes. 999 00:51:08,669 --> 00:51:10,544 Now promise me this. 1000 00:51:11,179 --> 00:51:12,179 Please. 1001 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:18,629 Promise me you'll never shed a tear for a man again. 1002 00:51:20,585 --> 00:51:22,002 And promise me 1003 00:51:22,611 --> 00:51:25,976 that if they ever make you suffer, you'll come to me… 1004 00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:30,247 and let me be the one… 1005 00:51:31,018 --> 00:51:32,938 who heals your heart. 1006 00:51:34,288 --> 00:51:39,043 Believe it or not, I've got some experience, too, 1007 00:51:39,127 --> 00:51:42,452 and know some little tricks to… 1008 00:51:43,627 --> 00:51:46,748 take away the pain of a broken heart. 1009 00:51:46,832 --> 00:51:48,940 - You promise? - I promise. 1010 00:51:49,024 --> 00:51:52,920 All right! You look so pretty when you smile! 1011 00:51:53,004 --> 00:51:56,511 Oh, Gran, you're definitely my hero! 1012 00:51:58,252 --> 00:52:00,766 And you're my beautiful girl! 1013 00:52:02,437 --> 00:52:03,804 You're my princess. 1014 00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:06,313 Come on, let's toast to that. 1015 00:52:06,397 --> 00:52:07,597 - I love you. - I love you. 1016 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:12,066 You listen to me, young man! 1017 00:52:13,382 --> 00:52:15,501 You may have thought that Sarita was alone, 1018 00:52:15,585 --> 00:52:18,460 that she had no one in this world to defend her, but she has her family. 1019 00:52:18,544 --> 00:52:20,113 And most of all she has me. 1020 00:52:20,668 --> 00:52:21,863 I'm a decent guy, 1021 00:52:21,947 --> 00:52:24,596 but when I fly into a rage, everything ends up torn to the ground. 1022 00:52:25,816 --> 00:52:28,080 I'm from a neighborhood where many are born but few stay, 1023 00:52:28,164 --> 00:52:30,458 and I assure you people there don't die from hunger. 1024 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:33,088 So, I'll assume the challenge and rise before it. 1025 00:52:33,172 --> 00:52:35,367 Cross the line and you'll bite the dust. 1026 00:52:38,668 --> 00:52:39,726 Mr. Álvaro, 1027 00:52:40,862 --> 00:52:42,879 I promise you I've got nothing with Sarita. 1028 00:52:42,963 --> 00:52:44,022 How so? 1029 00:52:45,397 --> 00:52:46,524 She just left… 1030 00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:48,748 crying! 1031 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:51,127 And you know why she was crying? 1032 00:52:52,538 --> 00:52:53,694 What I told Sarita 1033 00:52:54,312 --> 00:52:55,719 was that the last thing I wanted 1034 00:52:56,385 --> 00:52:57,997 was to have problems with you 1035 00:52:58,661 --> 00:53:00,627 and that I held you in high regard. 1036 00:53:01,288 --> 00:53:02,996 You can ask her if you don't believe me. 1037 00:53:05,922 --> 00:53:06,826 Is that true? 1038 00:53:06,910 --> 00:53:08,747 - Yes. - It is! 1039 00:53:09,525 --> 00:53:10,525 Look, Mr. Álvaro, 1040 00:53:11,030 --> 00:53:12,733 I want to apologize 1041 00:53:12,817 --> 00:53:14,503 for any trouble I may have caused you. 1042 00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:16,042 Honestly, 1043 00:53:16,724 --> 00:53:18,210 I admire you so much. 1044 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,608 You're amazing. 1045 00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:23,127 The way you're with Sarita… 1046 00:53:24,325 --> 00:53:26,097 If only my father had been that way with me, 1047 00:53:26,854 --> 00:53:30,287 I'd be the happiest son in the whole wide world. 1048 00:53:36,419 --> 00:53:39,208 I'd go to hell and back for my daughter, okay? 1049 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,605 Of course you would! 1050 00:53:43,704 --> 00:53:46,190 Ladies and gentlemen, here we have an exemplary father. 1051 00:53:47,002 --> 00:53:48,002 Bravo! 1052 00:53:48,752 --> 00:53:49,752 Bravo! 1053 00:53:53,128 --> 00:53:54,523 Bravo! 1054 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:57,841 Okay, enough. 1055 00:53:57,925 --> 00:53:59,683 - It's not a big deal. - How so? 1056 00:54:00,359 --> 00:54:03,378 You just taught us a lesson we'll never forget. 1057 00:54:03,462 --> 00:54:05,088 - Right, Pabón? - Right! 1058 00:54:05,172 --> 00:54:07,835 Experience isn't something that can be taught. 1059 00:54:08,664 --> 00:54:09,664 Mr. Álvaro, 1060 00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:11,837 let me invite you a drink 1061 00:54:12,594 --> 00:54:14,335 as a token of my gratitude. 1062 00:54:14,419 --> 00:54:15,419 Coco-loco! 1063 00:54:16,794 --> 00:54:18,668 Just one! 1064 00:54:18,752 --> 00:54:20,335 One! 1065 00:54:20,419 --> 00:54:22,002 One! 1066 00:54:22,746 --> 00:54:24,168 - One! - No, I won't drink. 1067 00:54:24,252 --> 00:54:26,668 I gotta go back to the hotel, my wife's waiting for me. 1068 00:54:26,752 --> 00:54:29,248 Come on, Mr. Álvaro! A little bit won't hurt you. 1069 00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:31,588 Mr. Álvaro! 1070 00:54:31,672 --> 00:54:34,490 - Mr. Álvaro! - Okay, right… 1071 00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,005 Just one. 1072 00:54:38,618 --> 00:54:39,626 Yeah! 1073 00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:40,794 Come on! 1074 00:54:42,315 --> 00:54:43,396 Right! 1075 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,418 Another round of applause for Mr. Álvaro! 1076 00:54:48,197 --> 00:54:50,998 Cue the music! 1077 00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:10,645 Where am I? 1078 00:56:11,894 --> 00:56:13,208 What do you mean? 1079 00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:14,794 Have you heard your dad? 1080 00:56:16,052 --> 00:56:19,918 Álvaro, you're a pain! A real pain! 1081 00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:22,028 Why am I even here? 1082 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:23,328 Don't you remember? 1083 00:56:23,412 --> 00:56:26,719 Don't you remember partying hard with your daughter's friends? 1084 00:56:26,803 --> 00:56:28,247 What a shame! 1085 00:56:31,377 --> 00:56:32,588 I don't remember anything. 1086 00:56:32,672 --> 00:56:36,201 You don't? Don't worry, 'cause everything was recorded! 1087 00:56:36,285 --> 00:56:37,655 It's all over social media! 1088 00:56:37,739 --> 00:56:39,460 Everything's there for you to see! 1089 00:56:39,544 --> 00:56:40,752 Show your dad what he did. 1090 00:57:08,889 --> 00:57:09,889 Okay, girls. 1091 00:57:10,924 --> 00:57:13,208 That's why you come to the gym? Just to watch? 1092 00:57:13,910 --> 00:57:15,853 Of course you do. What do you think? 1093 00:57:15,937 --> 00:57:18,046 You think you'll get all this by watching? 1094 00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:19,834 Well, you won't. 1095 00:57:20,415 --> 00:57:22,002 Come on, get to work! 1096 00:57:22,905 --> 00:57:23,779 Let's work out! 1097 00:57:23,863 --> 00:57:25,231 I'll make you look piping hot 1098 00:57:25,315 --> 00:57:28,024 so boys at the beach won't stop drooling over you. Come on! 1099 00:57:29,057 --> 00:57:30,057 Come on! 1100 00:57:31,067 --> 00:57:32,067 Ready? 1101 00:57:35,350 --> 00:57:38,668 Okay, you're overreacting. We just had some fun. 1102 00:57:38,752 --> 00:57:40,231 Good, clean fun. 1103 00:57:40,315 --> 00:57:43,393 How insolent! You just made an ass of yourself. 1104 00:57:43,477 --> 00:57:44,748 That's what you did, Álvaro. 1105 00:57:44,832 --> 00:57:47,509 - Oh, come on… - A total ass! 1106 00:57:47,593 --> 00:57:49,760 Honey, don't make a big deal about it! 1107 00:57:49,844 --> 00:57:52,291 Besides, we never crossed the line. 1108 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:54,878 - We did nothing silly, we... - You didn't? 1109 00:57:54,962 --> 00:57:56,686 You think it's no big deal 1110 00:57:56,770 --> 00:58:00,461 that you practiced frotteurism with that woman? 1111 00:58:01,544 --> 00:58:03,798 And right in front of everybody… 1112 00:58:03,882 --> 00:58:05,018 Aren't you ashamed? 1113 00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:09,161 No, honey, you're misunderstanding things. 1114 00:58:09,245 --> 00:58:11,313 Nothing like that happened. 1115 00:58:11,397 --> 00:58:14,126 I just did some pedagogical work with them 1116 00:58:14,210 --> 00:58:16,043 'cause they didn't know how to dance merengue. 1117 00:58:16,127 --> 00:58:18,304 Imagine a whole generation that doesn't dance merengue! 1118 00:58:18,388 --> 00:58:19,458 About frotteurism… 1119 00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:21,388 I just do that with you. 1120 00:58:21,472 --> 00:58:23,653 - Really? - Really, honey. 1121 00:58:23,737 --> 00:58:25,121 - Just with me? - Just with you. 1122 00:58:25,205 --> 00:58:28,297 - You swear? - Please, forgive me, honey. 1123 00:58:34,919 --> 00:58:35,919 It was just merengue. 1124 00:58:36,582 --> 00:58:38,941 The thing is the video has landed on the internet. 1125 00:58:39,025 --> 00:58:41,556 - And it's gone viral! - It has? 1126 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,978 You won't believe how many likes and views it has. Look. 1127 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:45,606 - Really? - Don't show that to me again! 1128 00:58:45,630 --> 00:58:48,306 Yes, really. I bet Sara must be ecstatic. 1129 00:58:57,377 --> 00:59:00,074 I'd rather swim back home, Betty. I can't stand this anymore. 1130 00:59:00,158 --> 00:59:01,593 I'm going back to Bogotá. 1131 00:59:02,254 --> 00:59:03,457 Why don't you sleep on it? 1132 00:59:04,192 --> 00:59:05,859 Betty, what's there to sleep on? 1133 00:59:06,370 --> 00:59:08,025 Have you seen last night's video? 1134 00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:10,960 How will I even look at the others? 1135 00:59:11,044 --> 00:59:14,545 Then you should stay and keep things from getting worse. 1136 00:59:14,629 --> 00:59:16,135 What do you mean? 1137 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,419 After what happened? No way! 1138 00:59:19,210 --> 00:59:21,252 Okay, you stormed out from yesterday's party, right? 1139 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,248 But I did stay there to watch. 1140 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:28,244 And your dad promised some things to those party guys. 1141 00:59:29,985 --> 00:59:32,043 Just spit it out, Betty! 1142 00:59:32,127 --> 00:59:34,710 He'll teach them how to dance calypso at the beach. 1143 00:59:36,835 --> 00:59:41,127 - And teach them snorkeling. - My dad doesn't even know how to swim! 1144 00:59:42,318 --> 00:59:44,943 He'll go into the Hoyo Soplador spring 1145 00:59:45,027 --> 00:59:48,248 and find the hidden treasure in Morgan's Cave. 1146 00:59:49,498 --> 00:59:50,817 Oh, no way! 1147 00:59:52,334 --> 00:59:54,540 But you know what? That's not even the problem. 1148 00:59:55,419 --> 00:59:59,544 Guess who was hanging around just watching with evil intentions? 1149 01:00:00,302 --> 01:00:02,298 Who else? Mabel. 1150 01:00:02,382 --> 01:00:03,715 That witch… 1151 01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:05,838 If I were you, 1152 01:00:05,922 --> 01:00:07,045 I'd stay here 1153 01:00:07,129 --> 01:00:09,583 and keep that bitch from having her own way 1154 01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:12,247 at the expense of your family, especially of your dad. 1155 01:00:13,851 --> 01:00:15,722 I can't believe my luck. 1156 01:00:16,314 --> 01:00:18,918 I come here on a trip and I end up taking care of my dad. 1157 01:00:19,002 --> 01:00:20,419 No! I can't believe this! 1158 01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:30,096 Honey, you have to learn how to drink. 1159 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:32,658 Okay? This can't happen to you. 1160 01:00:32,742 --> 01:00:35,155 Let me tell you, Sara will be furious. 1161 01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,350 You can bet on that. 1162 01:00:37,434 --> 01:00:39,286 Why are so exaggerated? 1163 01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:41,310 She's smart and compassionate. 1164 01:00:41,394 --> 01:00:42,877 She'll understand. 1165 01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:46,397 "Compassionate," right. Stay here and face the music! 1166 01:00:49,782 --> 01:00:51,828 No. Not here! 1167 01:00:51,912 --> 01:00:53,252 No! Hold on! 1168 01:00:55,582 --> 01:00:58,167 Well, look who just got here. 1169 01:01:04,624 --> 01:01:06,718 Dad, look. 1170 01:01:07,450 --> 01:01:08,669 We have to take care of this. 1171 01:01:09,532 --> 01:01:11,578 - Take care of what? - That. Look. 1172 01:01:15,252 --> 01:01:17,226 Here's our captain! 1173 01:01:17,310 --> 01:01:18,863 A round of applause for Mr. Álvaro! 1174 01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:21,460 Yeah! 1175 01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:23,287 Very well! 1176 01:01:24,044 --> 01:01:26,163 So, what's the schedule for today? 1177 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,479 What schedule? 1178 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:28,563 Are you tired? 1179 01:01:28,629 --> 01:01:30,961 Don't worry, we'll give you something 1180 01:01:31,045 --> 01:01:32,684 to boost your energy. 1181 01:01:34,052 --> 01:01:36,319 So, what? You'll get ready? 1182 01:01:36,950 --> 01:01:38,558 All right! We'll wait for you here! 1183 01:01:39,155 --> 01:01:43,667 Mr. Álvaro! 1184 01:01:44,491 --> 01:01:47,029 I'm working out a bit at the hotel's gym. 1185 01:01:48,815 --> 01:01:51,221 No! No, no. 1186 01:01:51,305 --> 01:01:53,260 I'd rather stay here all day 1187 01:01:53,344 --> 01:01:56,496 than see your foolish husband embarrass my granddaughter. 1188 01:01:57,293 --> 01:01:59,511 Come on, girls! Faster! 1189 01:02:02,185 --> 01:02:03,319 No, I wasn't there, 1190 01:02:03,910 --> 01:02:06,210 but I saw what he did last night. 1191 01:02:07,210 --> 01:02:10,419 How embarrassing! What a shame! He's unbelievable! 1192 01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:13,544 Really! No, no… 1193 01:02:17,769 --> 01:02:19,390 Okay, honey, I must go 'cause… 1194 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,797 I have far more important things to do. 1195 01:02:23,015 --> 01:02:25,669 Come on, girls! Come on! I'm watching you! Come on! 1196 01:02:26,382 --> 01:02:28,322 You want a beefy butt? So, come on! 1197 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:31,921 - Hi! - Hi, how are you? 1198 01:02:32,005 --> 01:02:33,247 - Fine. And you? - Fine. 1199 01:02:34,654 --> 01:02:35,498 Wanna work out? 1200 01:02:35,582 --> 01:02:36,624 Okay, let's do it. 1201 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:38,575 - What shall we do? - Crossover lounges? 1202 01:02:38,659 --> 01:02:40,669 - Crossover lounges? Okay. - All right. 1203 01:02:48,042 --> 01:02:50,303 Oh, my God! 1204 01:02:50,387 --> 01:02:54,720 How could you even promise all those things? 1205 01:02:58,397 --> 01:03:00,668 Drink up, drink it all! 1206 01:03:00,752 --> 01:03:01,752 Okay. 1207 01:03:02,367 --> 01:03:04,474 Honey, have some mercy. I can't stand any noise. 1208 01:03:05,502 --> 01:03:07,296 That thing about calypso… 1209 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,380 For God's sake! 1210 01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:10,668 Who told you that you could dance? 1211 01:03:10,752 --> 01:03:13,421 Don't you even think of teaching a class! 1212 01:03:13,505 --> 01:03:15,521 It can't be so difficult! 1213 01:03:15,605 --> 01:03:17,879 It's tropical music, just like merengue. 1214 01:03:20,294 --> 01:03:22,493 And that device… How's it called, honey? 1215 01:03:22,577 --> 01:03:24,748 - The snorkel. - Right. Have you ever seen a snorkel? 1216 01:03:24,832 --> 01:03:28,958 That's a mask to… watch fish. 1217 01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:30,878 But do you know how to use it? 1218 01:03:30,962 --> 01:03:33,038 No, but I can learn. 1219 01:03:33,122 --> 01:03:36,208 God, you don't know how to swim, Álvaro. 1220 01:03:36,292 --> 01:03:38,118 I'm willing to learn that, too. 1221 01:03:39,002 --> 01:03:42,295 Please tell me how you'll go into the Hoyo Soplador spring. 1222 01:03:42,379 --> 01:03:43,808 You can't do that, dear. 1223 01:03:43,892 --> 01:03:45,828 No, no. Wait a minute. 1224 01:03:46,802 --> 01:03:49,377 How many times have I gone into your spring? 1225 01:03:52,227 --> 01:03:53,148 You go outside. 1226 01:03:53,232 --> 01:03:55,585 Don't say that in front of the kid! 1227 01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:57,043 I'm serious! 1228 01:03:57,127 --> 01:03:58,647 What about that Morgan's Cave thing? 1229 01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:00,747 I've been into a cave before, too. 1230 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:04,084 No, enough. I'm serious. 1231 01:04:04,168 --> 01:04:07,038 I think you should go into a cave and never get out. 1232 01:04:07,122 --> 01:04:08,378 Are they still there? 1233 01:04:08,462 --> 01:04:09,465 Yeah… 1234 01:04:09,549 --> 01:04:12,338 And they won't leave until Dad bites the bullet. 1235 01:04:12,422 --> 01:04:15,660 Álvaro, seriously. Please, you should learn how to drink. 1236 01:04:15,744 --> 01:04:18,266 How could you promise all those things? 1237 01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:21,668 You know what? You'll go out there, face those kids, 1238 01:04:21,752 --> 01:04:24,871 and tell them you won't be able to fulfill your promises. 1239 01:04:24,955 --> 01:04:28,492 Come on! Go out and tell them you can't do what you promised. 1240 01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,918 Oh, now we're screwed. 1241 01:04:37,002 --> 01:04:38,248 Sarita's here. 1242 01:04:42,422 --> 01:04:43,897 Sarita! 1243 01:04:44,517 --> 01:04:48,011 Don't tell me you've come to join the great adventure. 1244 01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:50,954 Or have you come to rescue your dad? 1245 01:04:52,665 --> 01:04:54,187 Well, considering he even promised 1246 01:04:54,271 --> 01:04:56,378 he'd go into the Hoyo Soplador spring, 1247 01:04:56,462 --> 01:05:00,628 I guess your dad's all talk and no action, 1248 01:05:00,712 --> 01:05:02,670 to put it in some way. 1249 01:05:02,754 --> 01:05:03,628 - Right? - Yes. 1250 01:05:03,712 --> 01:05:05,110 You have a problem with that? 1251 01:05:05,789 --> 01:05:08,207 Oh, don't be so aggressive, sweetie. 1252 01:05:08,794 --> 01:05:10,835 And don't make that face, it will give you wrinkles. 1253 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:14,168 Look, I'm just saying 1254 01:05:14,252 --> 01:05:16,917 what everybody's thinking. 1255 01:05:21,019 --> 01:05:22,798 Everyone stand up! 1256 01:05:22,882 --> 01:05:24,580 Are you ready for the adventure? 1257 01:05:24,664 --> 01:05:26,873 Yes! 1258 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:29,376 Oh, I couldn't hear you. Are you ready for the adventure? 1259 01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,731 Yes! 1260 01:05:31,815 --> 01:05:33,185 Yeah, that's my rooster! 1261 01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:39,143 Oh, Aurora, please don't get mad. 1262 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:43,083 You know I can't let Sarita be humiliated in any way. 1263 01:05:43,167 --> 01:05:45,163 I don't know what you'll do, Álvaro. 1264 01:05:45,247 --> 01:05:47,030 Tell me what you'll do. 1265 01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:48,913 My beautiful queen, I'm your king. 1266 01:05:48,997 --> 01:05:51,991 Your king of improvisation, don't forget that. 1267 01:05:52,075 --> 01:05:52,923 You cutie. 1268 01:05:53,007 --> 01:05:55,544 Son, you're taking too long to find the material I need. 1269 01:05:55,628 --> 01:05:56,636 Shut up! 1270 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,691 Look, I found some videos to do the snorkel thing. 1271 01:05:58,775 --> 01:05:59,792 And some about calypso. 1272 01:06:00,835 --> 01:06:01,697 They're so cool! 1273 01:06:01,781 --> 01:06:03,877 I also found good info on Morgan's Cave. Look. 1274 01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:08,043 But going into the Hoyo Soplador spring… There are no hits for that. 1275 01:06:08,127 --> 01:06:09,660 I've gone into the spring many times! 1276 01:06:09,744 --> 01:06:12,457 I don't need that kind of instructions! 1277 01:06:13,897 --> 01:06:16,293 Let's start with the dancing, calypso, reggae, whatever, 1278 01:06:16,377 --> 01:06:17,733 then we'll take care of the rest. 1279 01:06:17,817 --> 01:06:19,412 - Let's see. - Okay, here it is. 1280 01:06:19,496 --> 01:06:20,956 This is the calypso dance. 1281 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,122 As I promised you, 1282 01:06:23,206 --> 01:06:26,156 dance class will be free today. 1283 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,298 Today we'll learn calypso and mento. 1284 01:06:29,382 --> 01:06:30,506 Take it away! 1285 01:06:58,332 --> 01:07:00,537 Where did your dad learn to dance like that? 1286 01:07:03,502 --> 01:07:06,350 Sweetie, where's your sister? 1287 01:07:06,434 --> 01:07:08,627 "Miss Bitter"? There she is, just look at her. 1288 01:07:09,311 --> 01:07:11,458 - She's a bore. - Darling! 1289 01:07:26,127 --> 01:07:27,377 Have a drink! 1290 01:07:28,335 --> 01:07:31,168 Coco-loco for everybody! 1291 01:07:33,712 --> 01:07:37,207 Don't worry, they're included in the price. 1292 01:07:39,325 --> 01:07:41,308 Wait a minute. 1293 01:07:41,392 --> 01:07:43,126 Let's not be rude. 1294 01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:46,350 The first drink goes to our teacher. 1295 01:07:46,434 --> 01:07:47,585 Please, Mr. Álvaro! 1296 01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,087 Mr. Álvaro. 1297 01:07:50,418 --> 01:07:52,128 - For you. - Mr. Álvaro! 1298 01:07:52,212 --> 01:07:53,824 No, I can't. 1299 01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:54,798 How come you can't? 1300 01:07:54,882 --> 01:07:57,295 A dance class on the beach without a coco-loco 1301 01:07:57,379 --> 01:07:58,686 is not a proper dance class. 1302 01:07:58,770 --> 01:07:59,796 - Right! - Yes! 1303 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,633 No, I get it, but I can't drink today. 1304 01:08:01,717 --> 01:08:03,465 Come on! One little drink can do no harm! 1305 01:08:03,549 --> 01:08:06,207 - Come on! - Mr. Álvaro! 1306 01:08:06,831 --> 01:08:08,165 Hear me out. 1307 01:08:08,249 --> 01:08:09,762 If you don't have the first one, 1308 01:08:10,389 --> 01:08:12,106 none of us will drink 1309 01:08:12,190 --> 01:08:13,971 and all these coco-locos… 1310 01:08:14,055 --> 01:08:14,920 No, no! 1311 01:08:15,004 --> 01:08:16,134 …will end up in the trash. 1312 01:08:16,218 --> 01:08:17,682 No, no! No fucking way! 1313 01:08:19,127 --> 01:08:22,878 All right, I'll take one for the team. Okay? 1314 01:08:22,962 --> 01:08:25,127 But I'll drink just one. Okay. 1315 01:08:26,078 --> 01:08:27,731 Let's hear that music! 1316 01:09:31,422 --> 01:09:33,190 One hundred and thirty-seven, 1317 01:09:33,274 --> 01:09:34,946 one hundred and thirty-eight. 1318 01:09:35,030 --> 01:09:36,898 Come on, cutie! One hundred and thirty-nine, 1319 01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:38,525 one hundred and forty, 1320 01:09:39,260 --> 01:09:41,916 one hundred and forty-one. Come on, cutie! 1321 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,578 One hundred and forty-two, one hundred and forty-three, 1322 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:46,300 one hundred and forty-four, 1323 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,556 one hundred and forty-five. 1324 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,628 What's wrong, darling? One hundred and forty-six… 1325 01:10:11,004 --> 01:10:13,252 What's wrong, Mr. Álvaro? Can't you swim? 1326 01:10:19,259 --> 01:10:21,626 I apologize, ladies and gentlemen, but… 1327 01:10:21,710 --> 01:10:23,198 third time is the charm! 1328 01:10:26,737 --> 01:10:29,978 Mr. Álvaro, I think the sea is being too rough on you. 1329 01:10:30,062 --> 01:10:31,405 - No! - Let's leave it here. 1330 01:10:31,489 --> 01:10:35,105 No, it's just that I learned to swim in the Magdalena river with no flippers. 1331 01:10:36,137 --> 01:10:39,418 But there's no rough sea that can beat me! So… 1332 01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:41,207 let me take these off and try again. Ready? 1333 01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:42,801 That's it, boss! 1334 01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:47,168 One, two, three! 1335 01:11:01,669 --> 01:11:06,460 I want a coco-loco, extra, extra strong, please. 1336 01:11:08,169 --> 01:11:10,208 - Right away, Mr. Álvaro. - No! 1337 01:11:10,820 --> 01:11:12,923 Honey, I think we should… 1338 01:11:13,604 --> 01:11:15,373 We should be going to the hotel, okay? 1339 01:11:15,457 --> 01:11:17,659 Okay, enough. No more coco-loco, dear. 1340 01:11:17,743 --> 01:11:19,698 - No! No. - Enough. 1341 01:11:19,782 --> 01:11:22,772 These kids are having the time of their lives. I can't let them down. 1342 01:11:22,856 --> 01:11:23,708 See? 1343 01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:27,201 Told you, Mom. Hadn't Dad learned his lesson? 1344 01:11:27,285 --> 01:11:29,530 Honey, you should drink one more coco-loco. 1345 01:11:29,614 --> 01:11:32,615 They're delicious and just as we like it: For free! 1346 01:11:32,699 --> 01:11:34,921 I'm really tired of all this! 1347 01:11:35,005 --> 01:11:36,499 I can't take it anymore. I'm off. 1348 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:39,335 Sarita, come here. Don't leave, don't get mad. 1349 01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:42,584 We're going to the Hoyo Soplador spring. You'll see what your dad is capable of! 1350 01:11:42,668 --> 01:11:45,742 Enough! Stop it, Álvaro. Cut it out. 1351 01:11:45,826 --> 01:11:46,668 Cut it out! 1352 01:11:46,752 --> 01:11:50,731 You're so beautiful when you get mad, I fall for you all over again. 1353 01:11:52,148 --> 01:11:54,216 - So beautiful. - Enough. 1354 01:11:54,802 --> 01:11:56,799 Walter, come here! 1355 01:11:58,078 --> 01:12:02,128 You'll be the adult in charge of your father. 1356 01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:03,269 - I can't. - You will. 1357 01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:06,788 I'm not asking, okay? I'm telling you it's your responsibility. 1358 01:12:06,872 --> 01:12:09,895 And you, that's your last coco-loco, understood? 1359 01:12:09,979 --> 01:12:12,168 - Okay! - And I mean it. 1360 01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:18,912 Geez, why are women stricter every day? 1361 01:12:18,996 --> 01:12:20,378 No idea, but… 1362 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:22,666 you should bring it down a notch, Dad. 1363 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:24,885 - Okay? - Yeah, she's right. 1364 01:12:24,969 --> 01:12:26,155 Don't you dare take her side. 1365 01:12:26,239 --> 01:12:29,195 You're my right hand. My two hands, in fact. You're always there for me. 1366 01:12:29,279 --> 01:12:31,286 We made a promise, so we must stick to it. 1367 01:12:31,370 --> 01:12:33,916 A Castaño always keeps their word. 1368 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,038 We'll take these kids to the Hoyo Soplador spring! 1369 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:44,620 Hi, Gran! 1370 01:12:45,655 --> 01:12:47,310 I knew I'd find you here. 1371 01:12:47,394 --> 01:12:48,547 Hi, dear. 1372 01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:51,460 So, what happened? 1373 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,146 Are you busy? 1374 01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:57,897 I'm never too busy to help you, darling. 1375 01:12:57,981 --> 01:12:58,981 You know that. 1376 01:12:59,752 --> 01:13:02,088 Tell me, what's wrong? 1377 01:13:02,907 --> 01:13:03,907 What did I tell you? 1378 01:13:04,394 --> 01:13:05,394 What did I tell you? 1379 01:13:05,835 --> 01:13:07,037 I never want to see you cry 1380 01:13:07,775 --> 01:13:10,592 or be upset over anything, 1381 01:13:10,676 --> 01:13:11,676 let alone, a guy. 1382 01:13:12,498 --> 01:13:14,660 I know, Grandma, but… 1383 01:13:14,744 --> 01:13:17,037 what can I do? He's my dad. 1384 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:20,018 He's your dad, but a man nevertheless. 1385 01:13:23,307 --> 01:13:27,387 It's just that I don't know what to do. I can't deal with him. 1386 01:13:28,512 --> 01:13:30,128 Of course you can! 1387 01:13:30,212 --> 01:13:33,305 Okay, I have an idea. 1388 01:13:34,399 --> 01:13:36,497 Let's give exercising a try. 1389 01:13:37,408 --> 01:13:40,695 Listen, self-esteem is very important. 1390 01:13:40,779 --> 01:13:43,128 Loving yourself is very important. 1391 01:13:45,582 --> 01:13:48,810 When you have high self-esteem, when you feel good about yourself, 1392 01:13:49,732 --> 01:13:51,450 nothing around you matters. 1393 01:13:51,534 --> 01:13:54,800 No one can make you sad, you feel happy! 1394 01:13:54,884 --> 01:13:58,236 That's what exercising does to you, it balances your mind, body, and emotions. 1395 01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:01,169 Didn't you notice I'm happy and smiling all the time? 1396 01:14:01,839 --> 01:14:03,038 That's because I exercise. 1397 01:14:03,122 --> 01:14:05,248 So why don't we give it a shot? 1398 01:14:05,332 --> 01:14:07,523 Okay, but… let's take it slow. 1399 01:14:07,607 --> 01:14:09,361 Okay, slow. Let's try. 1400 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,505 I know you can. Come on. 1401 01:14:12,210 --> 01:14:13,373 Let's see… 1402 01:14:13,457 --> 01:14:16,207 You take that bike, I'll get on this one. 1403 01:14:26,911 --> 01:14:28,960 - We're going back to the hotel right now! - No way! 1404 01:14:29,044 --> 01:14:30,147 They put their hope in me. 1405 01:14:30,231 --> 01:14:32,169 I can't let them down. This is the ultimate test. 1406 01:14:38,086 --> 01:14:41,087 - But you can't go down that hole. - Says who? 1407 01:14:43,305 --> 01:14:45,460 You just can't! It's a strong spring, it can kill you. 1408 01:14:45,544 --> 01:14:47,781 Son, there are no impossible things, just incapable men. 1409 01:14:47,865 --> 01:14:51,169 Tell your mom and your sister I did it for them, too. 1410 01:14:52,042 --> 01:14:54,418 Guys, on the count of three. 1411 01:14:54,502 --> 01:14:56,798 - Long live Colombia! - Long live Colombia! 1412 01:14:57,585 --> 01:15:00,877 Mr. Álvaro! 1413 01:15:27,587 --> 01:15:28,814 Where am I? 1414 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,457 You're lost. 1415 01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:34,352 I'm kidding. We're in Morgan's Cave. 1416 01:15:35,704 --> 01:15:37,504 Morgan's Cave? Why? 1417 01:15:38,459 --> 01:15:40,249 We spent the night here, don't you remember? 1418 01:15:42,877 --> 01:15:43,877 Truth be told… 1419 01:15:45,517 --> 01:15:47,173 I don't remember a thing. 1420 01:15:48,727 --> 01:15:51,127 But I'd appreciate it if you refreshed my memory. 1421 01:15:52,365 --> 01:15:53,391 Yikes, old man! 1422 01:15:54,034 --> 01:15:55,538 Do you really want to know? 1423 01:15:55,622 --> 01:15:56,800 Was it that ugly? 1424 01:15:57,962 --> 01:15:59,764 Hear me out. 1425 01:16:00,527 --> 01:16:02,809 Before you tried to go down the spring, 1426 01:16:02,893 --> 01:16:03,830 the police arrived. 1427 01:16:03,914 --> 01:16:05,790 And they almost put you behind bars! 1428 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:09,674 Set him free! 1429 01:16:13,299 --> 01:16:16,668 Then we came here looking for treasure, but… 1430 01:16:16,752 --> 01:16:19,031 - we didn't find anything. - Of course we didn't. 1431 01:16:19,115 --> 01:16:21,668 Those pirates knew how to hide their treasure very well. 1432 01:16:21,752 --> 01:16:24,691 Precisely, then you started telling pirate tales 1433 01:16:24,775 --> 01:16:26,994 until you bored Sara's mates to death. 1434 01:16:27,078 --> 01:16:29,583 And then came the best part of the night: 1435 01:16:29,667 --> 01:16:32,211 Álvaro Castaño dancing calypso. 1436 01:16:33,467 --> 01:16:36,744 Look, everything got recorded and now it's on the internet. 1437 01:16:36,828 --> 01:16:38,827 Aw, come on, can't you do anything now 1438 01:16:38,911 --> 01:16:42,085 without being immediately exposed on social media? 1439 01:16:42,169 --> 01:16:44,648 No, you can't. If you're not on social media, you don't exist. 1440 01:16:44,732 --> 01:16:47,711 But as an influencer, you're a natural! 1441 01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:00,392 Judging by the number of views, 1442 01:17:00,476 --> 01:17:02,245 your dad is an internet celebrity. 1443 01:17:03,922 --> 01:17:05,338 Set him free! 1444 01:17:05,435 --> 01:17:07,425 But I think, right now, 1445 01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:09,740 you have worse problems, my friend. 1446 01:17:10,252 --> 01:17:11,579 Dammit, why? 1447 01:17:12,270 --> 01:17:13,297 What happened? 1448 01:17:14,865 --> 01:17:17,998 Yesterday, while we were drinking and partying, 1449 01:17:18,082 --> 01:17:19,349 Pabón told me he loved me. 1450 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:21,311 No way! 1451 01:17:21,395 --> 01:17:25,189 He said I'm the love of his life, the most beautiful girl he's seen… 1452 01:17:25,273 --> 01:17:26,958 The mother of his children! 1453 01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:28,985 Yeah, but… he just wanted me to put out. 1454 01:17:32,374 --> 01:17:34,847 Dammit, girl, I'm so sorry. 1455 01:17:36,316 --> 01:17:38,127 But what do I have to do with all that? 1456 01:17:39,192 --> 01:17:41,662 I took the chance to extract some info out of him. 1457 01:17:42,850 --> 01:17:45,410 Wow, Betty, tell me! 1458 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:48,892 Well, my friend, 1459 01:17:48,976 --> 01:17:51,747 Salcedo did take up the challenge to take you to the beach 1460 01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:54,944 to do you-know-what and film you. 1461 01:17:59,489 --> 01:18:02,337 So… my dad was right? 1462 01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:05,862 And that's not the worst part. 1463 01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:10,126 Salcedo met your grandma 1464 01:18:10,210 --> 01:18:12,169 and now wants to take up the challenge with her! 1465 01:18:14,371 --> 01:18:15,485 With my grandma? 1466 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:21,043 Come on, man! We'll win! 1467 01:18:21,127 --> 01:18:22,878 It's really tight! 1468 01:18:22,962 --> 01:18:26,128 - Come on! - You're pushing yourself forward! 1469 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:41,447 That's it! 1470 01:18:52,437 --> 01:18:53,838 What's up, girl? 1471 01:18:55,044 --> 01:18:56,044 Hi! 1472 01:18:56,514 --> 01:18:57,918 Look who's finally showed up. 1473 01:18:58,002 --> 01:19:00,193 I came to rub sunscreen on you. 1474 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,418 You looked lonely. 1475 01:19:04,010 --> 01:19:06,037 Sure, why not? 1476 01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:17,638 You missed out on the fun. We had a great time! Didn't we, son? 1477 01:19:17,722 --> 01:19:19,136 A hell of a time, Dad. 1478 01:19:19,220 --> 01:19:22,371 I know, we watched it all on the internet. 1479 01:19:22,455 --> 01:19:23,961 Okay, then you realized 1480 01:19:24,045 --> 01:19:27,024 we had good, clean fun, and nothing indecent happened. 1481 01:19:27,108 --> 01:19:29,408 That's not what matters now, love. 1482 01:19:29,492 --> 01:19:31,530 Your daughter has something urgent to tell you. 1483 01:19:31,614 --> 01:19:33,160 - Hi, girl! - Go. 1484 01:19:33,788 --> 01:19:34,991 So… 1485 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,087 - So? - Do you have any plans for tonight? 1486 01:19:40,169 --> 01:19:41,223 Plans? 1487 01:19:41,307 --> 01:19:44,208 Well, I don't, but I hear suggestions. 1488 01:19:44,292 --> 01:19:46,638 How about a romantic dinner? 1489 01:19:46,722 --> 01:19:48,689 Full moon, champagne, candles… 1490 01:19:49,622 --> 01:19:51,788 You could try harder. 1491 01:19:51,872 --> 01:19:53,113 - Could I? - Yes. 1492 01:19:53,197 --> 01:19:55,321 - Okay, come here and I'll tell you. - Okay. 1493 01:20:05,182 --> 01:20:06,635 That sounds much better. 1494 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:16,151 No way, does Salcedo really want to have his way with my grandma? 1495 01:20:16,235 --> 01:20:17,968 Do you see it now? 1496 01:20:18,052 --> 01:20:20,333 I told you, but you didn't believe me. 1497 01:20:21,038 --> 01:20:23,298 I can't believe he has such bad taste. 1498 01:20:24,234 --> 01:20:25,234 Anyway… 1499 01:20:25,852 --> 01:20:28,320 I just wanted to tell you so you're aware. 1500 01:20:28,404 --> 01:20:30,484 Wait, dear, where are you going? Why are you leaving? 1501 01:20:31,785 --> 01:20:34,252 I have some things to settle, Dad, but… 1502 01:20:35,223 --> 01:20:37,157 please tell my grandma everything, okay? 1503 01:20:42,649 --> 01:20:45,483 Yes! At last! 1504 01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:47,538 Now we can leave! 1505 01:20:47,622 --> 01:20:50,051 Our girl is safe, she can go on with her trip. 1506 01:20:50,135 --> 01:20:51,798 I got tickets for us already, 1507 01:20:51,882 --> 01:20:54,038 so we can pack up our things and go back to Bogotá. 1508 01:20:54,122 --> 01:20:56,458 I'm infinitely thankful. 1509 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,376 No, no. I disagree. 1510 01:20:59,102 --> 01:21:02,458 We can't let that Salcedo moron get away with it. 1511 01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:04,808 What? No, no… 1512 01:21:04,892 --> 01:21:07,708 Please, honey, I beg you. 1513 01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:08,838 Enough with this already. 1514 01:21:08,922 --> 01:21:09,838 Listen to me. 1515 01:21:09,922 --> 01:21:11,707 We have to save your mom. 1516 01:21:12,691 --> 01:21:14,587 Yes, I know, it sounds crazy, but… 1517 01:21:15,345 --> 01:21:16,435 I have an idea. 1518 01:21:17,364 --> 01:21:18,960 And this time it's a good one. 1519 01:21:19,688 --> 01:21:22,014 Just give me the chance to redeem myself. You'll see. 1520 01:21:23,122 --> 01:21:24,187 So, Master, 1521 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,012 what's the deal? What are you going to do? 1522 01:21:27,803 --> 01:21:30,005 Will you be eating steak tonight? 1523 01:21:30,089 --> 01:21:32,338 Can you believe this guy? Have some faith, man. 1524 01:21:32,422 --> 01:21:35,293 Why are you doubting him? Trust our master. 1525 01:21:35,377 --> 01:21:38,335 You saw it yourself, he never got that woman to say yes. 1526 01:21:38,419 --> 01:21:40,668 That's what's women are like, my friend. 1527 01:21:40,752 --> 01:21:42,978 They love playing hard to get. 1528 01:21:43,062 --> 01:21:45,501 What you have to do is set the trap and then… 1529 01:21:45,585 --> 01:21:50,505 disappear, man, and you'll see she'll come after you. 1530 01:21:50,589 --> 01:21:51,793 You should be taking notes. 1531 01:21:51,877 --> 01:21:54,170 You won't have him by your side for the rest of your life. 1532 01:21:54,254 --> 01:21:55,254 Listen and learn! 1533 01:21:55,295 --> 01:21:57,091 Sorry, Master. 1534 01:21:57,175 --> 01:21:58,603 Check this out. 1535 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:04,457 Hi, cutie, how are you? 1536 01:22:05,048 --> 01:22:06,236 You know, 1537 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:09,835 I've been thinking about our chat at the beach. 1538 01:22:11,042 --> 01:22:14,828 How about we meet later at your hotel room? 1539 01:22:15,392 --> 01:22:17,420 Oh, and remember: 1540 01:22:17,504 --> 01:22:19,117 Eat a lot of seafood. 1541 01:22:19,681 --> 01:22:22,071 You'll be exercising hard tonight. 1542 01:22:22,702 --> 01:22:26,798 Besides, I'm very passionate… 1543 01:22:26,882 --> 01:22:29,300 and my standards are really high. 1544 01:22:31,422 --> 01:22:32,512 Kiss kiss! 1545 01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:35,335 - Oh, my God, man! - Oh, my God! 1546 01:22:35,845 --> 01:22:37,520 Any questions, my friends? 1547 01:22:37,604 --> 01:22:38,950 None, Master! 1548 01:22:39,034 --> 01:22:42,235 Yeah! She's mine, dammit! 1549 01:22:42,319 --> 01:22:45,586 Tonight, Salcedo the Predator is back on the saddle. 1550 01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:48,583 And it'll be recorded for posterity! 1551 01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:50,208 - For posterity! - Yeah! 1552 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:52,618 - Come on! - Right, Master! 1553 01:22:52,702 --> 01:22:54,588 - Come on! - Yeah! 1554 01:23:22,989 --> 01:23:25,747 Did someone report a fire… 1555 01:23:26,944 --> 01:23:27,944 baby? 1556 01:23:44,888 --> 01:23:47,037 Like what you see, baby? 1557 01:23:48,168 --> 01:23:49,322 Love it! 1558 01:23:51,335 --> 01:23:53,877 Relax, darling, slow down. 1559 01:23:57,002 --> 01:23:59,405 We have all the time in the world. 1560 01:23:59,489 --> 01:24:02,168 And you know what? Tonight, I want to play hard. 1561 01:24:02,815 --> 01:24:05,313 Okay, let's play hard then! 1562 01:24:05,397 --> 01:24:06,640 Let's play hard. 1563 01:24:09,085 --> 01:24:10,252 Do you like games? 1564 01:24:11,565 --> 01:24:13,765 Because I brought some toys… 1565 01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:20,247 that you're going to love. 1566 01:24:24,578 --> 01:24:25,995 This one, for instance. 1567 01:24:30,915 --> 01:24:34,168 So, baby, you just… 1568 01:24:34,252 --> 01:24:36,424 relax and enjoy. 1569 01:24:38,832 --> 01:24:41,419 Oh, my God! Do you think this is a good idea? 1570 01:24:41,503 --> 01:24:44,114 It's too late for regrets, Mrs. Aurora. 1571 01:24:46,609 --> 01:24:49,469 But, honey, will this set a good example for our girl? 1572 01:24:54,002 --> 01:24:55,002 There she is. 1573 01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:00,440 Hello? 1574 01:25:03,252 --> 01:25:06,038 Do you like it? 1575 01:25:07,502 --> 01:25:08,502 That hurt! 1576 01:25:08,582 --> 01:25:10,748 It did? And this is only the beginning. 1577 01:25:12,169 --> 01:25:13,169 Enough! 1578 01:25:14,195 --> 01:25:15,451 You know what? 1579 01:25:15,535 --> 01:25:18,498 Some guests are coming. 1580 01:25:18,582 --> 01:25:19,582 Guests? 1581 01:25:21,122 --> 01:25:22,960 Group sex! 1582 01:25:24,172 --> 01:25:25,172 Do you like it? 1583 01:25:25,660 --> 01:25:27,588 Group sex, baby. 1584 01:25:27,672 --> 01:25:28,878 Let me go now! 1585 01:25:28,962 --> 01:25:30,047 Why would I, huh? 1586 01:25:30,131 --> 01:25:32,588 Because I don't like this and I'm getting cramps. 1587 01:25:33,252 --> 01:25:35,585 - I love guys with cramps! - Hey! Stop! 1588 01:25:40,544 --> 01:25:42,297 - Don't! - One more! 1589 01:25:44,128 --> 01:25:45,128 Mabel! 1590 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,445 I've been looking for you all day. 1591 01:25:54,744 --> 01:25:55,744 I know. 1592 01:25:57,887 --> 01:25:59,140 I've been avoiding you. 1593 01:26:01,859 --> 01:26:02,859 Why? 1594 01:26:06,392 --> 01:26:08,119 Because I needed something like this… 1595 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:11,800 before talking to you. 1596 01:26:12,635 --> 01:26:13,877 You recognize them, don't you? 1597 01:26:15,501 --> 01:26:16,581 Your grandma and Salcedo. 1598 01:26:22,037 --> 01:26:23,294 I'm sorry, Sarita, 1599 01:26:23,378 --> 01:26:26,539 but your family makes it so easy for me to poke fun at them 1600 01:26:26,623 --> 01:26:28,882 that not taking the chance would be a sin. 1601 01:26:32,264 --> 01:26:33,347 Have you posted it already? 1602 01:26:35,794 --> 01:26:36,794 No. 1603 01:26:37,981 --> 01:26:39,723 I wanted to offer you a deal before… 1604 01:26:40,892 --> 01:26:42,918 if you still care about your family. 1605 01:26:43,002 --> 01:26:45,016 This time it's a very good deal, Sarita. 1606 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:49,298 What do you want? 1607 01:26:49,382 --> 01:26:51,087 You forget Salcedo 1608 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:56,833 and I'll delete this video and all the other ones I filmed. 1609 01:26:57,881 --> 01:26:59,188 You can't get a better offer. 1610 01:27:04,668 --> 01:27:06,148 Come in! 1611 01:27:10,042 --> 01:27:11,319 Oh, my God! 1612 01:27:12,012 --> 01:27:15,708 No! No, you can't see this. Look the other way. 1613 01:27:15,792 --> 01:27:16,949 Mrs. Raquel! 1614 01:27:17,509 --> 01:27:19,015 Álvaro… Darling! 1615 01:27:20,418 --> 01:27:21,418 Here he is. 1616 01:27:23,013 --> 01:27:25,298 - That's how I wanted to find you. - I know, right? 1617 01:27:26,835 --> 01:27:28,075 - Where are the others? - There. 1618 01:27:29,782 --> 01:27:32,420 In the closet. Come out of the closet, you two! 1619 01:27:32,504 --> 01:27:34,698 - Get out. Come on! - Yes, yes. 1620 01:27:35,454 --> 01:27:37,212 - Come on! - The phone. 1621 01:27:37,296 --> 01:27:39,074 - Hand it over. - No, but… why? 1622 01:27:39,158 --> 01:27:41,578 - The phone. - Give me the phone, dammit! 1623 01:27:41,662 --> 01:27:43,168 Give it to him! 1624 01:27:43,252 --> 01:27:45,121 - The phone. - Here. 1625 01:27:45,205 --> 01:27:46,415 Come here, son. 1626 01:27:46,499 --> 01:27:47,499 Take this phone 1627 01:27:47,544 --> 01:27:50,252 and send the video they were filming to your phone, okay? 1628 01:27:51,286 --> 01:27:53,186 And you, kid, listen to me carefully: 1629 01:27:53,270 --> 01:27:55,128 You stay away from my family, my daughter, 1630 01:27:55,212 --> 01:27:56,888 even my mother-in-law. 1631 01:27:56,972 --> 01:27:58,458 Oh no. 1632 01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,130 Leave me out of that deal. 1633 01:28:00,214 --> 01:28:02,298 I'm having loads of fun! 1634 01:28:02,382 --> 01:28:03,716 No! Please, stop! 1635 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,878 Good grief. Listen to me. 1636 01:28:05,962 --> 01:28:09,335 Stay away from my family, especially from my daughter, 1637 01:28:09,419 --> 01:28:11,910 or that video you recorded 1638 01:28:11,994 --> 01:28:13,601 will end up on every social media. 1639 01:28:13,685 --> 01:28:16,140 I'm sure you'll look great squealing like the pig you are. 1640 01:28:16,224 --> 01:28:18,818 Like a pig to the slaughter. You want to hear him? 1641 01:28:25,534 --> 01:28:27,007 What's this? 1642 01:28:28,132 --> 01:28:30,573 What's this? What's wrong with you people? 1643 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,525 Dad, why did you do it? 1644 01:28:35,882 --> 01:28:37,586 Would you like to whip him, Sarita? Here. 1645 01:28:37,670 --> 01:28:39,588 Darling… You go on with your thing. 1646 01:28:39,672 --> 01:28:41,099 - Dear! - I'll go on. 1647 01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:43,770 - Come here, dear. - Please, enough! 1648 01:28:59,549 --> 01:29:00,748 Sweetie, 1649 01:29:00,832 --> 01:29:02,377 I'd give up anything, everything… 1650 01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:05,617 to know what you're thinking, 1651 01:29:07,214 --> 01:29:08,252 what you want… 1652 01:29:10,194 --> 01:29:11,374 what you're feeling. 1653 01:29:13,392 --> 01:29:14,952 That's the problem, Dad, 1654 01:29:16,874 --> 01:29:18,654 not even I know what I want. 1655 01:29:19,715 --> 01:29:21,695 What I do know is what I don't want. 1656 01:29:24,487 --> 01:29:26,280 Yes, a dad always looking over your shoulder. 1657 01:29:28,117 --> 01:29:29,684 A dad wasting his time. 1658 01:29:33,084 --> 01:29:36,377 Dad, whatever may happen to me in life, 1659 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:40,037 it'll happen to me anyway, whether you try to avoid it or not. 1660 01:29:42,295 --> 01:29:43,295 What if you get hurt? 1661 01:29:45,154 --> 01:29:46,407 I'll live and learn, right? 1662 01:29:47,405 --> 01:29:49,385 But I have to learn those things on my own. 1663 01:29:51,550 --> 01:29:55,166 Dad, experience is something personal. 1664 01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:58,817 It's not something you can pass on to someone else. 1665 01:30:01,004 --> 01:30:02,004 Dad… 1666 01:30:02,919 --> 01:30:04,530 I need to make mistakes. 1667 01:30:05,294 --> 01:30:09,419 I need to make my own mistakes, but you don't give me the chance. 1668 01:30:11,243 --> 01:30:12,088 Daddy, 1669 01:30:12,172 --> 01:30:13,853 all my life I've heard you say 1670 01:30:13,937 --> 01:30:15,919 the best education is to set a good example. 1671 01:30:18,045 --> 01:30:20,297 And I may have never told you this before, but… 1672 01:30:21,252 --> 01:30:22,877 you've always been my role model. 1673 01:30:24,068 --> 01:30:26,240 I've always wanted to be like you. 1674 01:30:28,645 --> 01:30:29,645 But, Daddy… 1675 01:30:30,189 --> 01:30:33,043 do you really think that filming Salcedo 1676 01:30:33,127 --> 01:30:37,155 and threatening him to keep him away from us is the right thing to do? 1677 01:30:40,533 --> 01:30:42,095 No, that's not right at all. 1678 01:30:43,577 --> 01:30:46,293 Daddy, please… 1679 01:30:46,377 --> 01:30:47,944 Please trust me, will you? 1680 01:30:49,042 --> 01:30:52,168 Trust in everything Mom and you have taught me, 1681 01:30:52,252 --> 01:30:53,323 you've taught me so well. 1682 01:30:55,344 --> 01:30:58,397 I can't promise I'll never screw up, 1683 01:30:59,602 --> 01:31:00,924 but I can promise you 1684 01:31:01,008 --> 01:31:03,207 I'll always try to get back on my feet again. 1685 01:31:06,391 --> 01:31:08,215 - Do you want me to leave? - No! 1686 01:31:10,252 --> 01:31:11,252 I just want… 1687 01:31:13,239 --> 01:31:16,087 well, to tell you I love you very much. 1688 01:31:17,011 --> 01:31:18,543 You should tell me more often. 1689 01:31:18,627 --> 01:31:19,958 You don't make it easy! 1690 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:21,042 I'm just teasing you. 1691 01:31:24,639 --> 01:31:26,587 I love you very much, too. 1692 01:31:28,092 --> 01:31:29,092 I'm sorry. 1693 01:31:31,127 --> 01:31:32,419 I'm sorry, I was wrong. 1694 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,585 Did or didn't it hurt? 1695 01:31:39,425 --> 01:31:41,497 Mr. Álvaro, help me. 1696 01:31:42,595 --> 01:31:43,946 Okay, enough. 1697 01:31:44,030 --> 01:31:46,576 Let's get the kid down, that's a sad spectacle. 1698 01:31:46,660 --> 01:31:48,798 - What? - You heard me. 1699 01:31:48,882 --> 01:31:51,420 Son, give that phone back to the kid 1700 01:31:51,504 --> 01:31:53,922 and delete the videos we recorded, be quick about it. 1701 01:31:55,575 --> 01:31:57,248 Give me that! 1702 01:31:57,332 --> 01:31:59,626 - Let's go. - But why? 1703 01:31:59,710 --> 01:32:02,127 After all the hard work I put into it. What was all that for? 1704 01:32:04,502 --> 01:32:05,502 Go ahead, honey. 1705 01:32:09,832 --> 01:32:13,786 No. Could you please explain to me what we're doing? 1706 01:32:13,870 --> 01:32:16,096 We're giving those kids the chance 1707 01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:18,100 to make their own mistakes 1708 01:32:18,184 --> 01:32:20,752 and solve them themselves at the same time. 1709 01:32:20,836 --> 01:32:23,804 And did you need me to put up this show for that? 1710 01:32:24,944 --> 01:32:27,997 I'm sorry. I apologize, especially to you, 1711 01:32:28,608 --> 01:32:31,615 but I realized I was making a big mistake. 1712 01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:36,880 You know? You're right. 1713 01:32:37,496 --> 01:32:39,673 To err is human. 1714 01:32:39,757 --> 01:32:42,497 And to admit a mistake is human, too. 1715 01:32:43,585 --> 01:32:44,752 Thank you. 1716 01:32:47,357 --> 01:32:48,604 I think we should go, right? 1717 01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:51,646 Let's go pack so we won't leave late. Allow me, beautiful lady. 1718 01:32:53,402 --> 01:32:54,489 Let's go, family. 1719 01:33:08,127 --> 01:33:09,294 And then I arrived. 1720 01:33:12,510 --> 01:33:14,463 Oh, Sarita! 1721 01:33:14,547 --> 01:33:16,297 I know we had an agreement… 1722 01:33:17,408 --> 01:33:19,868 but I couldn't restrain myself. 1723 01:33:20,609 --> 01:33:21,722 That's my nature. 1724 01:33:22,447 --> 01:33:23,878 No, chillax! 1725 01:33:23,962 --> 01:33:27,126 Chillax, everything's fine. You can keep Salcedo all to yourself. 1726 01:33:27,210 --> 01:33:29,627 I think you make a lovely couple. 1727 01:33:30,635 --> 01:33:31,501 Yeah… 1728 01:33:31,585 --> 01:33:34,669 But, Sarita, don't leave it like this, we can still make up. 1729 01:33:35,957 --> 01:33:39,568 That's a pity. Maybe some other time. 1730 01:33:42,837 --> 01:33:44,628 Oh, it's not a big deal. 1731 01:33:44,712 --> 01:33:47,537 We don't need her. 1732 01:33:48,735 --> 01:33:51,215 Okay, my friend, so what will we do next? 1733 01:33:51,299 --> 01:33:52,299 Yes, Master. 1734 01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:55,247 To tell you the truth, guys, 1735 01:33:58,419 --> 01:34:01,088 we'll surely miss Mr. Álvaro. 1736 01:34:01,172 --> 01:34:02,505 Here's to Mr. Álvaro! 1737 01:34:02,589 --> 01:34:04,007 Here's to Mr. Álvaro! Cheers! 1738 01:34:04,091 --> 01:34:06,624 You're right, guys! 1739 01:34:07,244 --> 01:34:08,838 We should call him! 1740 01:34:08,922 --> 01:34:11,998 No, no, wait a minute. 1741 01:34:12,082 --> 01:34:14,168 Don't you dare! 1742 01:34:15,582 --> 01:34:16,706 Do you need help, girl? 1743 01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:42,250 Hello. 1744 01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:45,161 Did you notice? 1745 01:34:45,245 --> 01:34:47,692 Just when we were starting to have a great time, 1746 01:34:48,209 --> 01:34:49,586 my dear son-in-law 1747 01:34:49,670 --> 01:34:51,440 suddenly decided to grow a conscience. 1748 01:34:51,524 --> 01:34:53,923 You surely are a busybody, my dear son-in law. 1749 01:34:54,007 --> 01:34:56,066 Don't be so hard on me, my dear mother-in-law. 1750 01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:57,531 I'll make you a promise: 1751 01:34:57,615 --> 01:35:00,095 - I'll bring you to San Andrés again. - I'll take you up on it. 1752 01:35:04,004 --> 01:35:05,930 "Unknown." No way I'm answering that call. 1753 01:35:06,014 --> 01:35:08,836 What? No, sir, answer that. What if it's Sarita? 1754 01:35:09,627 --> 01:35:10,822 You're right. Hello? 1755 01:35:12,007 --> 01:35:13,007 Yes, speaking. 1756 01:35:14,480 --> 01:35:15,480 Who? 1757 01:35:19,150 --> 01:35:20,970 So… what are you thinking of? 1758 01:35:23,169 --> 01:35:25,002 Sure, we can talk about it, but… 1759 01:35:26,149 --> 01:35:29,236 No, right now we're boarding a plane back to Bogotá and… 1760 01:35:30,375 --> 01:35:33,127 Oh, okay. Perfect. Yes. All right. It's settled then. Of course. 1761 01:35:33,675 --> 01:35:34,711 Thank you very much! 1762 01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:36,514 Who was it? What was that? 1763 01:35:37,127 --> 01:35:38,544 They called from a TV station. 1764 01:35:38,628 --> 01:35:40,710 They say those videos of us uploaded to the internet 1765 01:35:40,794 --> 01:35:43,021 are trending, they're viral. 1766 01:35:43,105 --> 01:35:45,270 They're proposing to do a reality show 1767 01:35:45,354 --> 01:35:46,396 about us, as a family. 1768 01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:47,480 No way! 1769 01:35:48,419 --> 01:35:49,886 About us? 1770 01:35:49,970 --> 01:35:50,970 Wait a minute. 1771 01:35:51,001 --> 01:35:53,905 Does that mean we're famous? 1772 01:35:53,989 --> 01:35:54,989 Yes, Gran! 125249