All language subtitles for Classroom Teasers

(grinding machinery)

- [Blonde] Hey!

- [Brunette] That's
for jumping ahead of me

in the chow line!

Next time, I'm really
gonna flatten your ass!

- [Blonde] You crazy sons
of bitches around here!

- [Brunette] You bitch!

- You two bit hooker!

I'm gonna wipe your nose!

(dramatic music)

- [Brunette] Chicago!

Mitzie, help me!

(indistinct shouting)

(frightened yelling)

(indistinct screaming)

(alarm blares)

(whistle blows)

Here!

Get that bitch!

(indistinct screaming)

(whistle blowing)

(dramatic music)

- You three young ladies
are nothing but trouble.

Ever since you've gotten here.

I think I've finally found a way

to get you out of my hair.

You should thank your lucky stars,

'cause if it wasn't for this,

I'd put you on a work farm so
fast it'd make your head spin.

A local college has requested

subjects for an experiment
in human aggression

and antisocial behavior.

Those do-gooders think they can

rehabilitate you with that crap.

Well I've decided to
let them have their way.

I'm going to enroll the
three of you in the program.

But I'm going to dangle a carrot.

If you comply with the program

and conduct yourselves like
law abiding citizens...

You'll be paroled at
the end of the semester.

- [Brunette] You mean that's it?

There's gotta be a catch.

- No catch.

But you will be given
intensive psychotherapy,

and your activities will
be closely monitored.

Now you're all of legal age,

so sign here.

- Oh oh, wait.

I'm gonna have to have
my lawyer look at that.

- Sign!

- [All] Yep.

- You break any rules at that school...

And you'll be back here before you can

sharpen your pencils.

Do we understand each other?

- Yes sir.

- Good.

I'm betting you'll never make it.

(indistinct chatter)

- [Blonde] Gotta go to
the bathroom, Vernie?

Have fun in there, Vernie!

- Yeah, don't fall in the toilet.

Look at him walk!

(mocking laughter)

Hey.

Wow, hi.

You know,

I don't know if want it right now,

or not.

It's been a pretty long time.

I don't know if he could take it.

What do you think?

- He looks pretty strong to me.

(playful laughter)

- Do you think he could
take the old leg lock?

- Well, maybe not the leg lock.

- Well what about the lip lock?

- No, God no, anything but that.

I don't think he could
take it, I'm telling you.

- I can take it.

I can take some of that.

- Oh yeah?

Well.

- Um...

He happened to have left
the keys in the car.

- He left the keys I the car, far out!

Get in the car!

(indistinct shouting)

(playful piano music)

- Real cute!

- Now these are contracts
signed by our subjects,

making it possible for
us to continue our work.

Now I want you all to play close attention

because three of you will be assigned

to work on a one to one
basis with our subjects.

You'll share classes with them,

you will administer tests,

and you will participate
in therapy with them.

You will also,

help them to become socially integrated

into the student body.

Alright.

Carrie Rafferty is our first lady.

And she will be Mr.
Phillip Ward's project.

(admiring whistles)

And Leroy, I want you
to have Mitzie Marshall.

- Not in the biblical
sense, I hope, Professor.

(class laughter)

- And John, you'll be Suzy Keller.

- My pleasure.

- I have a question.

- Yes, Sharon?

- Why the sexual discrimination?

- I don't follow you.

- Well it just seems
a little strange to me

that no women were assigned
to any of these girls.

What's your reasoning?

- Nothing so mysterious, Sharon.

Now you weren't assigned because

your specialties are in the lab.

But believe me, we're all
going to have our hands full.

- We all have to make sacrifices, Sharon.

- Sir, it says here that
she's rather hostile.

And expresses her aggression through

pranks and vandalism,
you know I bruise easily.

(mischievous laughter)

- Doctor, where will the girls be staying?

- At my home.

And they should be arriving

any time now, I'd better get going.

Class dismissed.

- Milton!

The other two rooms look alright.

Did you unpack all the clothes and

put them in the right rooms?

Oh God, I hope I got the
right sizes for the girls.

Milton, hurry Milton, for God's sake,

they'll be here any minute!

- I only have two hands.

- Did you prepare the
room for that policeman?

- You told me to, didn't you?

- Now the girls are not to go near there,

do you understand?

- Yes, Mrs. Blalock.

(doorbell rings)

- Oh my God, they're here.

- Oh marvelous!

Marvelous, marvelous.

Well you know it might liven
things up a bit, Mother.

- Try to be civil, Carter.

It won't kill you.

- Oh well you know I
always am, I always am!

(doorbell rings)

- [Vernon] Hi, I'm Vernon Whitehead.

- [Carter] I'm Carter Blalock.

- [Vernon] I believe your
father's expecting us?

- [Carter] Yes, please do come in, do, do.

- [Vernon] Yeah, this is Carrie Rafferty.

Susan Keller.

- [Chicago] Call me Chicago.

- [Vernon] Mitzie Marshall.

- [Mitzie] Hi.

- Hi.

Well.

Your keeper should be charging his way

up the driveway at any moment now.

- Well here we are at last.

I was just seeing to your rooms.

My, what beautiful girls!

Let me see now.

What should I call you?

- You can call me a cab.

(mocking laughter)

- Very well then, you're a cab.

My son Carter, you've already met.

- I'm Mitzie Marshall.

- You can call me Chicago.

- We can all get to know
each other better at dinner.

Carter, please dear, would you

show the girls to the study?

- I'd love to.

- My husband will be back in a moment.

And you can ask him any questions

you feel you want to.

Well that wasn't so bad, was it?

- Any problems with your superiors?

- No, everything's fine there.

The dean still thinks it's just a

routine class experiment.

- Oh, good, good.

- I'm still worried about
possible side effects.

- Well, that's what
you're going to find out.

Testing any new drug takes guinea pigs.

It would take years if we were to

proceed along normal channels.

- I just don't want any trouble.

I can't afford a scandal.

- As we agreed.

That should certainly prove
to be enough incentive

to ease any last minute
pains your conscience

seems to be suffering.

(smooth jazz music)

(birds chirping)

- Ladies,

you'll find I'm a pretty
easy guy to get along with

if you'll just do what you're told.

But if you step out of
line just one more time,

you're gonna find yourself
back in the joint.

Because in spite of
these plush surroundings,

you're still wards of the state.

And I'm the state, understood?

Like the lady said,
make yourselves at home.

- Wow!

Can you believe this?

- It's really some joint, isn't it?

- Yeah.

Makes you kinda wonder.

- What about?

- How can a college professor
afford a place like this?

- [Chicago] I don't know, maybe
his old man had some bread.

- Not my old man, my wife's old man.

I'm Dr. Blalock.

Sorry I wasn't here to
meet you when you arrived.

- [Mitzie] Hi.

- Welcome to Kansas City.

- [Carrie] Thank you.

- Well did you have a pleasant trip?

- [Girls] Yeah.

- Good.

I trust your stay here
will be equally pleasant.

I'm sure Vernon explained
the rules to you.

Now if you have any complaints,

please voice them, we
speak freely in this house.

Now our experiments will concern

this particular medication.

(eerie music)

Now the dosage schedule is
right here on the bottle.

- What is it?

- [Dr. Blalock] It's a mild tranquilizer.

- You've gotta be kidding, right?

- That'll put a downer
in me for three years.

- Well, you ladies are going
to be under a lot of stress.

- What kind of tress, Doctor?

- Well, besides the normal stress of

attending classes, obeying the rules,

learning to socialize,

and making passing grades,

the therapy sessions are likely to

make you rather anxious.

- Doc, have you ever been in jail?

- Not yet.

- Well,

until you have, you don't
know what stress is.

I don't think we need these pills.

- Well, humor me, Miss. Keller.

- [Chicago] Please, Chicago.

- Alright, Chicago.

You see, you have to take them anyway

because the experiment isn't gonna

be valid unless you do, you understand?

- Like rolling dice!

- Now I've given Vernon the responsibility

of administering the medication
and keeping a record.

Now, I guess that's it.

You have the rest of
the day to yourselves,

and tonight, you'll meet
your fellow students.

I've planned a party at my club.

(swinging disco music)

- [Carrie] Hi.

- Hi.

- Can you believe how
gorgeous Blalock's son is?

- Oh God, I don't know about that.

This party is so boring.

Right?

(playful laughter)

I'm gonna take care of that.

Right now.

Bye!

- Bye bye.

- [Sharon] You know, you could get out of

this assignment if you tried.

- And why should I do that?

- Oh, don't be funny.

- Look, you're being childish.

- Oh don't give me that crap, John.

- Just relax, will you?

- Look, I don't like the idea of you

spending so much time with
a character like that.

I mean, switch with Leroy.

- Why?

Think she's gonna rape me?

- No, I just don't want her spending

so much time with you, that's all.

- Welcome to Funny Farm.

- [Carrie] Thank you.

What are you in for?

- Oh...

Fun.

- Yeah?

- Actually I'm just passing through, but

to make things--

- Hey man, how you doing?

You know, Carter and John and Dale and I,

we used to get in a lot of
trouble together, right?

- Oh yeah?

- Well you in town to stay?

You got a teaching job, or what?

- It all depends.

- I have to stay at the west one.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute, so

how can you tell when an elephant

is having its period in a hotel room?

- Well let me guess.

The mattress is gone,

and there's a dime on the dresser!

- Well you know it, you know it.

I got another one, I got another one.

(indistinct shouting)

- Look at me!

(dramatic music)

(indistinct shouting)

- Alright, alright people, that's it.

Mitzie, get the hell out of the pool!

(excited shouting)

(playful music)

(playful shouting)

- Keep your hands to yourself!

- I didn't mean to, I mean
she was just standing there.

- Sorry.

I didn't mean for it to
get carried that far.

- Well that's okay.

Why don't I take your
girls home right now, okay?

- It was just an accident.

It isn't as though she
did something malicious.

- Don't be a fool.

- Look, I hope I don't have to remind you

whose idea this whole thing is.

- Hardly.

You haven't had an original
idea since I've known you.

Did you get the payment?

- Yes, I have the check.

It's in a safe place.

- [Mrs. Blalock] I want to see it.

- No need for that Connie,
we can't cash it anyhow.

It's postdated to the
end of this semester.

- Well you just better have it!

- Look, Connie.

We've got a long ways to go on this thing.

If it's going to work, you're
going to have to cooperate.

- Don't lecture me!

I've carried you for years.

Now you're damn well going to make

something work for a change.

Don't worry.

I'll apologize to the little heathen.

- Wanna know what I think?

I think they're all pussycats.

- Oh, you uh...

Getting (mumbles)?
(painful shout)

- You fucker!

You know what?

Mitzie's a pussycat, and
I'd like to trade with you.

- Ah!

Sharon's been talking to you.

- No, no, she hasn't.

I just like Chicago's style.

- Yeah will I like her tits.

- That your professional opinion, John?

- Better believe it.

Hell, did you see the ass on Carrie?

- Phil, Phil, what about that ass?

Phillip!

You gonna get some of that ass, huh?

- Kidding?

I think I just became a spectator.

- What do you mean, a spectator?

- She won't give me a second look.

- Oh Phillip, look, maybe you'd like to

switch with Mitzie.

- What is the matter with you?

I mean, Mitzie looked alright to me.

Hell, she showed us everything she's got.

- Maybe that's why I'd like to switch.

- If John gives me any crap tonight,

I'm gonna tell him to take a walk!

- My way, I hope.

- Did you believe that Mitzie?

Geez!

- We'd better get dressed, the boys are

gonna get tired of waiting on us.

- They deserve to wait.

- I don't know about you guys,

but I'm getting dressed.

- Me too.

Our position on campus is getting tough.

I don't wanna leave dork alone too long,

he might get lost.

- Alright, I'm going, dammit!

When are we girls ever gonna realize

that all they ever want out of us is.

- Pussy!

It's all they ever think about!

- Hey, suits me just fine, but I think

John's all mouth.

- Hey, don't knock it
unless you've tried it.

- Yeah, I should be so discrete.

Seven come 11.

Yes.

- You guys,

Phil is a drag.

I mean, he's so boring!

It's pathetic!

- Yeah, but Phil's got big feet.

- And what's that supposed to mean?

- Big feet, big ding-dong.

- Ding-dong?

- Yeah, you know.

- Mitzie, (mumbles),

feet got nothing to do with it!

- Hey, I heard that you can tell by

the length between a mans
thumb and his forefinger.

What do you think?

- You think?

No.

- There's only one sure way to tell

and that's by looking, and then

you gotta see it in its military position.

Know what I mean?

- No.

What is that?

- It's when it stands up
and salutes, you know!

Hey listen, I've seen some real miracles!

I saw one once that went from two to eight

in less than 10 seconds.

- You're kidding!

(playful laughter)

- Anything's possible, kids.

Come on, seven!

- [Carrie] Six.

- I don't know about you
guys, but I'm going to bed.

Come on, Mitzie.

- [Mitzie] Okay, right behind you.

- [Chicago] Good night.

- [Carrie] Good night, we
have a lot to do tomorrow.

(eerie music)

(smooth blues music)

- Shit.

(upbeat disco music)

- [Mitzie] God, this is really a drag!

(gentle orchestral music)

(playful orchestral music)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(knock on the door)

- Come in.

- [Carrie] Hey.

- [Mitzie] Hi.

- [Carrie] What are you reading?

(obnoxious belch)

- Catcher in the Rye, it's for Lit class.

It's great, uh, oh God!

- [Carrie] What's that?

- Oh, that.

That's an elephant, haven't you

ever seen an elephant before?

- What the hell are you doing

with a poster of a
penguin up in your room?

- Oh God, I'm a penguin freak,

I mean, what can I tell you?

I mean I just love those little fuckers.

- You're strange.

- Yeah, well what did you want, anyway?

- I wanted to get your opinion on what

you think is really going on here.

- Oh, I can't help you.

- Why not?

- Oh God, I don't have any opinions.

- Very funny, Mitzie.

- That's me, funny Mitzie.

- Do you think something
weird is going on here

or do you think it's just me?

- Oh, that's easy, I
mean I'm trying to study,

and you're interrupting
me about a very strange--

- Goddammit Mitzie I'm serious!

Would you cut it out?

- I know you're serious and I think

you should do something about it.

- Oh geez.

Do you think something weird is

going on here or do
you think it's just me?

- Oh, yes, yes.

- Yes you think there's something weird

going on here, or yes
you think it's just me?

- No.

- No what?

- Can you repeat the question again?

(knock on the door)

- Oh God.

- Who's there?

- [Carter] Blalock.

- Blalock who?

- Oh.

Well I hope I'm not intruding on anything.

- You're not.

- Listen, I just with
Father and he said he'd

let you girls out tomorrow afternoon.

- [Girls] Yeah?

- Yeah.

That is, after you finish your exams, and

with escorts, of course.

- Of course.

- And I was thinking maybe you could

convince some of the fellows to

take you to the drag track.

- Why the drags?

- Well it so happens, I
have a car in the trials.

(engine roaring)

(indistinct chatter)

- [Phil] I like Carter's.

(indistinct chatter)

- [Carter] Alright, well!

- [Mitzie] Far out, Carter!

- Where's everybody going?

Well I don't think everybody
can fit in that one car.

Who'd like to go with me?

- Carter.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

- Sure, what can I do for you, Phil?

- You know what you can do,
you can cut out the shit.

- Uh, I beg your pardon.

Now what's the matter?

- You know what's the matter,
she's supposed to be with me.

- [Carter] Doesn't look like
she wants it that way, Phil.

- Look, just because you're Blalock's son,

doesn't give you the right to interfere.

- Why don't you talk
to my father about it?

- She's my responsibility!

- And you think you can handle
that responsibility, huh?

- [Joe] Hey, hot shot!

- Oh, you're talking to me, huh?

- I said hot shot, didn't I?

- Well you'd better not fuck with a falcon

if you can fly.

- Now listen, yore just lucky.

- [Carter] When you're hot, you're hot.

- Come on, come on, if my
truck hadn't have gone out,

I'd have made your time look
like it was standing still.

- Like he said, when
you're hot, you're hot.

And when you're not, you're not.

- Nobody's talking to you.

- [Carter] That's not nice, Joe.

- [Joe] Are you kidding me?

- I think maybe you should apologize.

- Stick it in your ear!

I don't apologize to no nosy cunt.

- I really mean it, I think you should.

- [Joe] Stick it in your ear.

- I think you should apologize.

(ominous music)

Think you can handle
this responsibility, huh?

(suspenseful music)

(aggressive shouting)

(suspenseful music)

Apologize.

(suspenseful music)

(frantic shouting)

- I'm sorry.

I mean it!

I mean it!

- Where's Phil?

- To hell with Phil.

- Come on, let's go.

We'll see everyone later.

♫ Time

♫ Love

♫ And other tragic things

♫ There ain't nothing to believe in

♫ Right now you think
you've found true love

♫ But it's your heart that your deceiving

♫ I guess you had your share of troubles

♫ I know I had my troubles too

♫ Seems like life just burst your bubbles

♫ Yeah there ain't nothing you can do

♫ About time love and other tragic things

- [Carrie] Carter, don't.

♫ Why try

Carter, stop it.

No!

- [Carter] Carrie.

- [Carrie] Carter!

♫ No happy songs to sing

No, please!

No!

No!

Please, Carter!

No!

- Carrie.

Carrie.

Carrie.

- [Carrie] Leave me alone, please!

(gentle rock music)

- Hey!

Carrie!

- It's just that...

Since I've been taking those

pills your father gave me, I've been

feeling like a stranger.

- No, now, Dad, he knows what he's doing.

- Yeah, right.

Just seems government agencies
had me in their files.

I'm gonna get sent back to that farm

and your father's playing with my brain!

The fucking ozone layer's getting

filled with armpit deodorizers,

and God knows what else.

And people are getting wiped off

the face of the Earth everyday.

And never found again.

- Carrie.

Carrie.

(sweet orchestral music)

- [Carrie] Yeah, it's alright.

I'm okay.

- Dr. Blalock would like to see you

in the sitting room just
as soon as it's convenient.

- Okay, thank you, Milton.

Sweet dreams.

- Thank you.

Hi, Doctor.

- Hello Carrie, come in, sit down.

- Thank you.

- I was...

Just wanted to know whether you

girls have any complaints so far.

- I don't.

Maybe you better ask
the others if they do.

- Why, yes of course.

But, you're perfectly satisfied

with the way things are going?

- Yeah.

Why do you ask?

- Well I was just a little
curious as to why...

You've been avoiding Phil.

He has been assigned to

write a case study on you, you know?

- If I have to see Phil, I'll see him.

Just say so, okay?

- Well you don't have to, no.

We do want you to open up a little.

And if you don't feel
like you can talk to Phil,

I could assign someone else.

- It's not necessary, thanks anyway.

- Well I was suggesting that

maybe I could sort of take Phil's place.

You might feel better talking to me, I...

I am a psychiatrist, you know?

What do you think?

- That's true but,

I don't think I could talk to anybody

that I don't honestly care about.

It's as simple as that.

- Well, why don't you
give it some thought.

Maybe when we get to know one another,

a little better.

I'm not that hard to like.

I could be...

A lot of help to you, I'd like to be.

- Well,

thanks Doctor.

I've got a ton of studying
to do, so I better go.

Will you excuse me?

- Yes, of course.

When you, uh, find out about
Phil, let me know, okay?

- Well how do you feel
about your first weeks here?

- Oh boy, it's different.

- Well I was gonna go for a walk.

How about coming along?

- Sure your father wouldn't mind?

- Well why should he?

- Fathers are like that.

- Well, we can always
bring one of the others

if that's gonna make you feel better, hmm?

Yeah!

- [Dr. Blalock] Can you
describe your feelings, Mitzie?

- [Mitzie] Well, I just feel emotional.

Like, like a funeral.

Or a wedding.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

- Will you tell us about
the penguins again?

What is it about the
penguins that you like?

- I don't know, I mean, I may
hate penguins, I don't know!

- Alright, Mitzie.

Now.

I want you to

concentrate on this light.

Now I'm going to put you under

age regression hypnosis.

I want you to just relax,
and concentrate on the light,

and my voice.

Take a deep breath.

That's it.

Now another.

That's good.

Now just relax and breathe slowly.

And now start going back in time.

(eerie music)

You're 10 years old now, Mitzie.

You know where you are?

- School.

At the orphanage.

- [Dr. Blalock] What do you see there?

- Walls.

Tiled floors.

Showers.

- Alright now, Mitzie.

Can you describe what's happening?

- It's cold.

The shower...

He made me take a cold shower.

- He?

Who is he?

- He won't leave me alone.

- [Dr. Blalock] What is he doing?

- He's poking me!

- And who is he?

- He's poking me!

Playing with me!

- [Dr. Blalock] Who is he?

(eerie music)

Black.

White.

He hurts me!

- Alright now.

Alright now, Mitzie.

No, he's not going to hurt you.

Just tell me who he is.

(eerie music)

- Father.

(eerie music)

Father Max!

(eerie music)

- The penguin.

- He plays with me!

- [Dr. Blalock] Alright, alright, alright.

- He hurts me!
- Alright Mitzie, I'm here.

It's alright.

Listen carefully, I'm going
to bring you back now.

- Professor, I'm worried about her.

- No need to worry, she'll be alright.

Alright now Mitzie, I'm going to

bring you back now,
listen to me carefully.

Now.

As I count,

you will begin to wake up.

You will feel very, very refreshed.

One.

Two.

Three.

- Oh, Dr. Blalock, have you seen Mitzie?

- I sent Mitzie home.

- Oh.

- Can I give you a lift?

- Oh, no thanks.

It's just a few blocks to your house.

- You look tired.

- I'm not tired.

I feel weird though, antsy, you know?

- Probably just overworked.

- I think it's those pills.

Some kind of allergic
reaction or something.

- No, I don't think that's likely.

I still think it's fatigue.

You know, maybe I should give you girls

the night off.

On the town.

I think you've earned a little rest.

Gotta take a little spending money.

Let's see what we've got here.

Oh, here's $75.00, that'll give

each of you 25.

Be enough?

- That's plenty, thanks!

- My pleasure.

Oh, by the way.

Phil dropped out of the class today.

- Too bad.

- Yep, it is.

He's a hard worker.

Carrie,

mind if I say something personal?

- I think it'd be better
if you didn't, Dr. Blalock.

- Carrie, Carrie, Carrie.

Why do you...

Despise me?

- I don't.

- [Dr. Blalock] What, then?

- I just feel sorry for you.

- You really know how to
hurt a man, don't you?

- I just answered your question.

- You must know that I'm...

Fond of you, don't you, Carrie?

- Just leave me alone, Dr. Blalock.

Just leave me alone.

- Alright.

Carrie, Carrie?

I think it might be better
for everyone if you...

Stopped seeing my son.

Do I make myself clear?

- [Mitzie] Ha, what a trip!

- [Chicago] She really practiced,

I mean I heard she had to take

real sword swallowing lessons to do that.

- She used to go to my ear
nose and throat doctor.

- Did she?

- Ooh, well at least they're free.

- Yeah, free to peddle their
ass in the meat market.

- Yeah, well I don't know about that,

but I'm telling you, I really understand

why men buy sex.

I mean, I am so horny, I would buy it

if I had to, I know I would.

- What's the matter with John?

- Oh Mitzie listen, John
ain't giving up no cock.

- That's not what Sharon said.

- Why you little!

- [Mitzie] Come on, I'm only kidding.

- I don't like that
kind of kidding, Mitzie!

- Alright, don't get!

Goddammit!

- Sharon's an asshole.

- Jesus Christ!

Are we in this together, or not?

What's gotten into you guys?

- [Chicago] Yeah, sorry.

Then I'm Catholic, does
the pope shit in the woods?

- [Carrie] You're nuts, Mitzie!

- [Mitzie] Hey, I smell money, girls!

- [Man] Jesus, will you shoot already?

- [Bum] Alright there, alright there,

where do you think you're going?

This alley don't go anywhere,

now get out of here.

- Hey, what are you doing here?

- What do you mean what am I doing here?

I live here.

That's none of your damn business.

- Yeah man, I just want to get a game.

- [Bum] Oh, you wanna
be a high-roller, huh?

You wanna be a high-roller.

You too?

- Hey, you just get me in the craps game.

- Come on, lets' go.

(indistinct chatter)

- [Player] Hey, what you
got there, some fresh meat?

- [Bum] I got some high-rollers, here.

- We got all the tail we want.

- Hey, they're good
players, let them play.

- Hey, my name's Chicago.

- So who gives a shit?

- Is there a game?

- Wanna part with some money?

- No, I wanna get some more!

- Hey, we got a hot one here, let's go!

Here we go.

- That's two.

Seven or 11.

- Seven 11.

- Seven 11!

(indistinct chatter)

Shooting craps on a (mumbles).

Bottom of the nine!

(celebratory shouting)

Left of the money?

- Eh, it's just beginner's luck.

- Okay.

(indistinct chatter)

- Stop chewing this shit, come on.

Here, come on, 10 says you can't.

- Don't you worry about that.

(indistinct chatter)

Come home to mama.

(indistinct chatter)

(celebratory cheering)

Y'all still (mumbles) a girl?

(indistinct chatter)

What do you mean they're shaved?

They're the same dice you've been

using since I got here!

- [Player] Calling me a liar?

- Why no, friend.

I'm calling you a shithead asshole

dumb head, shit eating
asshole faggot liar.

- Listen!

You girls talk to me like that?

- [Mitzie] Hold it friend, hold it!

Hey Chicago!

Hey look, look, you're not thinking

clearly right now, I think you should.

(mumbles) realize where
we might have to go back

and we should give him his money, okay?

- Come on, just count.

- Okay baby, you got it
this time, but nobody,

nobody cheats me.

Nobody!
- Let's go.

I'll be back, nobody fucks Chicago!

- [Carrie] Come on.

Creep!

- Lousy ripoff creep!

Gotta get out of there!

Give me back my $2.00 you old fart!

- Go fuck yourself.

- If you weren't so
old, I'd let you watch.

- You ain't no lady.

- [Chicago] I don't know how that guy ever

found out I switched dice.

- [Carrie] You mean you really did cheat?

- [Chicago] Of course I cheated, how else

was I gonna beat him?

- I've never seen you
act like that before!

(silly laughter)

- Woah!

Wow!

That's the hugest parrot I've ever seen!

Oh my,

oh God, I've never seen such a huge bird!

Look!

(frantic shouting)

- [Carrie] Mitzie?

You didn't like it before!

- Oh, oh, oh!

- [Carrie] Mitzie!

- Oh!

Oh gosh, look at this!

Oh I gotta have this right now!

I gotta have it guys!

(frantic screaming)

(glass shatters)

(dramatic music)
(frantic shouting)

- [Chicago] Hurry up!

(dramatic music)

(horn honks)

(indistinct chatter)

Hey, small world, wow!

- [Carrie] What are you guys doing?

- [Leroy] Oh, we're just messing around.

- [John] We're going to
the Fairy Land (mumbles).

If you don't hurry up, we're
going to be late James.

- [James] Relax!

- [Chicago] Hey, I haven't
been to an amusement park

since I was a little kid!

- [James] Well.

- [Sharon] Oh, we'd love to
take you girls along, but.

- Now what do you mean now, look,

we can all squeeze in here.

- [Mitzie] Yeah, fun, let's go!

(indistinct chatter)

(funky disco music)

(cheerful laughter)

(playful carnival music)

- [Man] Blue!

- Where did John go?

- I thought I saw him at the fence.

- Let's go find him, I'm
tired, and I want to go home!

(playful laughter)

- [John] Now wait a minute, lover.

Ow!

God, you're really in heat.

- [Chicago] I love you so much!

- [John] Now cut the
cave man stuff, Jesus!

Hey come on, let's just,
let's find the others.

- [Chicago] I want you so bad!

- [John] Look, just take a few minutes.

- [Chicago] I want you John, I want you!

- Ow!

What the hell's wrong with you?

- John, don't go!

John, please!

I love you!

(frantic screaming)

John, don't go!

(aggressive growling)

I love you!

(dramatic music)

(aggressive grunting)

(frantic screaming)

(dramatic music)

Like that, baby?

Go back in!

(frantic screaming)

(dramatic music)

(frantic screaming)

Let me go!

I'll kill you!

- [James] Guys, we're gonna need a doctor.

Janet, you go get a doctor.

We gotta get out of here
before the police come!

- [Carrie] Guys, I'm really freaked!

- I'm afraid I'm going
to have to confine you

to your room for the time being.

At least until Sharon decides if she's

going to press charges against you.

Now when you feel like talking to me,

just let me know, and
I'll check in with you

from time to time.

I sent Vernon out for something.

He doesn't know anything about this,

and that's the way I
want it kept, understand?

- Why?

- Why?

I want to avoid sending
you back to prison.

- Why?

- Well what an absurd question.

Do you want to go back?

- Yes.

Send us all back.

- We'll see.

- Why won't you send us back, Doctor?

What's in this for you?

- You know Carrie, I've had just

about enough of your impertinence.

- Alright.

I haven't even started, Doctor.

Why can't you make a
stand on that, Mr. Brooks?

Can't you define people or should you

just describe them?

- [Mr. Brooks] Well that's
a matter of opinion.

- Well I wouldn't want
you to go out on a limb.

Look Mr. Brooks, what if a
man is torturing somebody?

Should he be merely described, or

shouldn't he be defined as a cruel man?

- Well that would depend,

perhaps he's being
forced to torture people.

Perhaps he's not responsible.

- Everybody's responsible
for their actions.

- [Mr. Brooks] Would you
like to elaborate on that?

- I'll try to make it clear for you.

Look, what if, say a
average white collar worker,

he leaves work out of this
high-rise office building,

and he goes down to the surface.

There, he climbs into a cannon,

and allows himself to be
fired through the air.

At that point in time,
is he a white collar

worker, or a cannon projectile?

- I'm afraid people are
a little too complex

to be defined.

That's what makes it so difficult to

find a moral point of view.

- Wrong!

That's a lot of intellectual bullshit.

People are what they do,
if I kill, I'm a killer!

- Don't you think you should have

motives taken into account?

- What about Hitler, do you want to

take his motivations into account?

What about government invasion of privacy,

do you want to take their
motivations into account?

What about scientists
using human guinea pigs?

Do you think we should take
their motivations into account?

- I think we've allowed this discussion

to be carried too far.

- Are you going to concede to my point?

- [Mr. Brooks] Please
sit down, Miss. Rafferty.

- What is this, Mr. Brooks?

- Anybody can plainly
see, it's an ashtray.

- Wrong!

Anyone can plainly see
it's a wall breaker!

Sit down John, leave me alone!

I'm trying to speak for you!

I'm trying to speak for all of you!

I am the student body!

(dramatic music)

- [John] Carrie!

Carrie!

Carrie wait a second!

(dramatic music)

- I'm telling you, it's no good.

It's gotten out of hand.

The girls are slowly going mad,

I can't continue this.

I won't be responsible for what happens.

- [Connie] Something's
gone wrong, hasn't it?

- [Dr. Blalock] Ah, my blushing bride.

- I can always tell
when something's wrong.

Little Charlie has to
get drunk and maudlin.

- You smell like a French whore.

- I thought that's how you liked it.

What is it Charles?

Have you managed to screw everything

for us already?

- It's not gonna work, Connie.

- "It's not going to work, Connie."

How many times have I heard that?

- It's falling apart, I think
we'd better call it off.

- Are you out of your mind?

We can't afford to call it off.

You can't afford to quit.

- Connie, it's getting...

Dangerous.

Anything could happen.

They're exhibiting
behavior I hadn't expected,

it really is dangerous!

- Don't try to frighten me, Charles.

You make it work, do you understand--

- Connie, you are not
listening to what I'm saying!

Those girls might just--

- We have a commitment here!

Now I don't want to hear
any more of your excuses!

- Goddammit, Connie!

Can't you shut up and listen to me,

just once in 30 years,
you're gonna hear me out!

Now I can't do this to these girls!

That drug is killing them!

And commitment or no commitment,

I'm gonna put a stop to it!

I just hope it's not too late.

- Charles!

I am not going to let everything slip

through our fingers,

merely because you have a sudden

attack of decency!

- Connie, get out of here will you,

I've got to think, just
get the hell off my back!

- God, you make me sick!

(gentle piano music)

- [Carrie] Carter, I need your help.

- What is it, what's wrong?

- Maybe you can help me answer that

by answering a few questions.

- Ask me anything you wish now.

- Okay, tell me absolutely everything

you know about this program we're in.

- Well, I...

I guess I should have
told you this before.

It's not bad, really.

Some of the rooms in this house...

Are being monitored.

- Oh, how?

- TV cameras in the air vents.

- Vernon, huh?

That goddamn peeping tom!

- Listen, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you before, really.

- What else?

- Well, Father's having a few

troubles with certain behavioral patterns.

But nothing that amounts
to anything, really.

- Are you absolutely sure
there's nothing else?

- [Carter] What else is there?

- Carter, can you keep an open mind?

- Well I'm trying.

- Um...

Your father's involved
in something illegal.

It has something to do with this program.

- I think you're wrong.

- Come on.

Let's go to school.

I've got something to show you.

- [Announcer] One out away.

Two right away.

- How's everything look?

- Fine, everything's just fine.

- Carrie?

- Well she hasn't been
in her room all night.

- She's been under a lot of stress lately.

I guess she was more
unstable than I calculated.

I'm taking them all off
the medication as of now.

I want you to watch Carrie's
room very carefully.

Her's and Chicago's.

What's Mitzie doing?

- She's you know, just laying
around, reading a book.

- Well I'm not too worried about her.

These other two, especially Carrie.

- You want me to haul
their asses out of here?

- Oh no, no, I just want you
to keep a close watch on them.

And I want two more cameras set up,

one in my study, and
one in the eating area.

- I'll get them right away.

- And I want to know when Carrie comes in.

- The minute she walks through the door.

(ominous music)

- And where did you get those?

- I stole them from your father.

- Well obviously.

(suspenseful music)

Now will you tell me
what you're looking for?

- The drug catalog, for one thing.

You know, one of those

pharmaceutical catalogs with

pictures of pills and
descriptions of what they do?

- So why do you need that?

- I'm not sure.

- Well great.

- Please, just help me find it, okay?

I'll explain everything if we find it.

(suspenseful music)

- Settle down.

Settle down!

Yes!

Yeah, what do you need?

- [Leroy] Hi, I'm Leroy.

Remember, Leroy?

The pool?

- [Vernon] Oh yeah, from the party,

how are you Leroy?

- [Leroy] How you doing.

Oh, Dr. Blalock asked me to come by

and sit with Mitzie for a while.

You know, she's been feeling sick today.

- [Vernon] Yeah okay Leroy, that's fine.

If Blalock says it's alright,
it's alright with me.

- This is the room, huh?

- What room?

- The room with the monitors,

Dr. Blalock told us all about the room.

- Oh, he tell you about
the monitors, did he?

- Yeah, he's told us about everything.

- Terrific, Leroy.

- How important your job is, and

he sure speaks highly of you, Vernon.

- Thanks a lot, Leroy.

- You're watching the game!

- Yeah, you a baseball fan?

- I sure am.

Matter of fact, I'll only be

about an hour of so Vernon, and

then maybe I'll come back and

watch the rest of the game with you.

- Yeah, it's a hell of a game Leroy, yeah.

- I'll catch you later.

- Right Leroy, catch me later.

- [Carter] It's what color?

- [Carrie] Any color.

It could be any color, any shape.

- [Watchman] Who's in there?

- It's the night watchman.

- [Watchman] Open this door!

Come on now, I know you're in there.

(mumbles).

- Mr Jones, it's Carter.

Let me finish reading this paragraph.

(suspenseful music)

Just getting some things for Dad.

(suspenseful music)

Everything's alright.

- [Jones] It's not alright, you're

not supposed to be in here.

- [Carter] Well, not that I need anyhow.

- [Jones] What's them things?

- [Carter] These are test papers.

They've all got to be graded, you know?

Just got the keys.

- [Jones] I don't know
anything about that.

I only know you're not
supposed to be in here.

- [Carter] Well you can telephone
my father if you want to.

All he'll say is, everything's alright.

- [Jones] Just get your
things and get on out of here,

I'll talk to your father
about it in the morning.

- [Carter] Yes sir.

(suspenseful music)

(knock on the door)

- Yeah?

Come on in.

What are you doing here?

You're not supposed to be in here.

- I know, I know, I know.

Um...

I just came to see how you were.

I've been thinking a lot about you, and...

You're really hot, Mitzie.

- [Mitzie] I'm okay.

- Um, I think I know the problem.

With the stress and the prying into

your past, and all that.

It's really a drag.

- Well I don't feel
like talking about that.

- Hey.

I have a surprise for you.

Will you trust me?

- I like you but I don't
know if I could trust you.

- If you don't like it, you
don't have to accept it.

Come on Mitzie.

- Okay.

- I was rummaging around
the theater department

over at school, and

I came across this and
I know it will help,

I know.

What I wanna do, is play a game with you.

Dr. Blalcok calls it free association,

but I call it digging for gold.

We dig down beneath the conscious mind

into the subconscious.

And we just pull out pure gold.

Now, it's a game, it'll be fun.

Okay, now I'm gonna do things here.

Okay?

And what I want you to do is just,

whatever image comes into your mind,

anything you see, just tell me what it is.

- Okay.

- Anything, and we'll see how it goes.

(eerie music)

- Okay.

(eerie music)

(frantic scream)

(eerie music)

- [Leroy] Hey, watch it Mitzie!

Stop it, stop it!

Mitzie, stop it!

- Oh!

Rookie!

Leroy, you missed a hell of a game!

(eerie music)

What the hell is this?

(eerie music)

(eerie music)

(frightened scream)

(eerie music)

- She's had it.

- [Vernon] Dr. Blalock, Mitzie's room!

(suspenseful music)

- He's alive.

- They're crazy.

All three of those girls are nuts.

- Call a doctor!

- [Vernon] Alright.

(ominous music)

- What's going on here?

- Carter, I don't want you involved.

- Well I think it involves me when

my friends are being hurt!

- He'll be alright, now the experiment's

just gotten out of hand.

- Well stop it!

- I already have!

We have to call the police.

(dramatic music)

Yes that's right.

It's an orange Chevy.

No, I don't think she's armed.

She is deranged, however.

Thank you.

What is it Carrie?

I don't have time to talk.

- You better make time, Doctor.

- [Charles] What are you
doing with that briefcase?

It is mine, I believe.

- That's right.

Doctor, you told me

you were giving us phenobarbital.

You lied.

Why did you lie?

These are tiny yellow capsules.

Phenobarbital are tiny green capsules,

I looked them up in this drug catalog.

I also looked up the
yellow capsules in here

and they don't have them.

Why do you suppose that is?

- [Charles] I don't know Carrie.

- It says in here that,

nomacaine,

an untested drug,

can cause feeling of mounting
aggression and hostility.

Is that true?

There's no agency, or at least

I don't recognize the name on this letter.

Is it a government agency or a

privately owned agency?

- Well I'll leave you to figure that out.

- And here's the spoils.

This is your payoff money, isn't it?

Payoff, for using us a
guinea pigs, $150,000.

I also found this letter.

From the IRS.

You're broke, aren't you, Blalock?

- Times are hard, Carrie.

Out those things back in
the briefcase Charles,

and hide them, we'll
dispose of them later.

I might have known I couldn't
trust you with anything.

That you'd leave them out where any

common thief could get at them.

You have initiative Carrie, that was

an enterprising thing for you to do.

What were you gonna do?

Blackmail us with it?

- No, hang you with it.

- Ah.

I moralist.

In our family, everything is legal.

Even crime.

Power is all there is, Carrie.

Now.

If you just go back to your room,

like a nice girl, and wait there...

We'll put the pieces together here.

No one's going to hurt you, Carrie.

I expect you'll be back on the train

to the penitentiary by tomorrow morning.

That's a good girl.

Charles.

Let's put these things
in the vault for now.

Then we can destroy those pills.

We might still be able to salvage

something out of all of this.

At least there's that check.

- [Charles] You're incredible.

(dramatic music)

(siren blaring)

(tires squealing)

(metallic crashing)

(tires squealing)

(metallic crashing)

(heavy sobbing)

(ominous music)

- Oh my God!

Oh God!

(heavy sobbing)

(ominous music)

(heavy sobbing)

(siren wailing)

(ominous music)

(siren wailing)

Open up!

God no, how did I do this?

How did I do this one?

(eerie music)

Go away, I'm gonna jump!

Go away goddammit, I mean it!

I'm gonna jump if you don't go away!

I'm not fooling around!

Go away or I'm gonna jump!

Go away!

- Hey you know she's
been up there all night.

(suspenseful music)

- Wanna try and talk her down?

- [Carrie] Yeah, can I be alone with her

for a few minutes?

- Suit yourself, be careful what you say,

she's ready to jump.

(suspenseful music)

- Go away.

Carrie, go away!

- [Carrie] I came to
give you some good news.

Hey, it wasn't your fault.

Nothing that happened
back there was your fault.

- [Mitzie] Go away, please!

- Dr. Blalock was giving
us some kind of bad drug.

A drug that makes you do violent things.

The drug did it, you didn't do it!

You didn't do it, the
drug made you do that.

- I just...

I don't know.

I don't know about that.

- [Carrie] It wasn't your fault.

- [Mitzie] What are you saying?

I don't understand what you're saying.

- Mitzie, you're under
the effect of a bad drug!

You didn't do anything.

- I killed somebody.

I'm gonna have to go to prison

for the rest of my life, now.

- Come down off the ledge.

- [Mitzie] I did do something, I--

- No you didn't, you didn't do anything!

You're under the effect
of a drug, it's Blalock!

Please believe me.

- I don't know.

- Look, Leroy's not dead.

- [Vernon] Dr. Blalock,
it's too bad you had me

put those monitors in your study.

You have the right to remain--

- I know my rights.

Actually, it was her idea.

- Shut up you fool.

- I've never had an
original idea in my life.

She can verify that.

- I said shut up Charles!

- Somebody tell me what's going on, here?

- Ask her.

- [Vernon] Come on, Blalock.

- Come down now, it's over, it's alright!

- Leroy's dead.

- No Mitzie.

They took him to the
hospital, he's alright.

Now come on down off the ledge.

You're gonna be free,
don't worry about it!

There's nothing to worry about, come on.

Okay?

Please?

Come on.

Everything's gonna be okay.

You'll be freed.

Really, there's nothing to worry about.

Come on down, please?

Come on.

(gentle orchestral music)

Please.

Come on.

(gentle orchestral music)

- [Mitzie] Hey, you know what?

- [Carrie] What?

- [Mitzie] A girl could
really get hurt up here.

- [Carrie] Yeah, I know.

♫ Don't cry anymore

♫ There's nothing left to harm you

♫ Don't cry anymore

♫ You're gonna be alright

♫ You were just a frightened girl

♫ Caught up in a nightmare world

♫ Now the night is over

♫ Time to step into the light

♫ So please don't cry anymore

♫ You've got a friend beside you

♫ Don't cry anymore

♫ We're gonna see it through

♫ You've been running away much too long

♫ Yeah you haven't done anything wrong

♫ Dry your eyes

♫ Little girl

♫ Don't

♫ Cry