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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,683 Police! 2 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:58,952 Shit. 3 00:01:59,721 --> 00:02:00,822 It's 420. 4 00:02:00,922 --> 00:02:02,557 We have a 10 zero. 5 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:04,592 I repeat, a 10 zero. 6 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,727 We need backup. 7 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,835 Now the bride had her fun, she must pay. 8 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,784 Hey. 9 00:03:02,884 --> 00:03:03,884 Yeah. 10 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:09,023 Do you think we'll need anything else? 11 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:11,391 Um, I don't know. 12 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,094 Maybe not, but we'll see. 13 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,227 Okay. 14 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,197 You know what? 15 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:21,803 I always felt comfortable at supermarkets. 16 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:23,236 I don't know, call me weird. 17 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,607 Look at me, you think you are weird? 18 00:03:30,812 --> 00:03:31,812 Hey! 19 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,549 Cherry cola, seriously? 20 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:35,959 Grab it and we'll go get ice cream. 21 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,384 Oh. 22 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:38,553 Right, ice cream. 23 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,387 Why didn't we think about it before? 24 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:43,390 You know what ice cream soda is? 25 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:47,061 Um no, but I can imagine. 26 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:48,505 It's very easy, it's just mixing a bowl 27 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,897 of ice cream with soda. 28 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,100 So a sloppy mess. 29 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,569 The crazier the flavors, the better. 30 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,605 And the bigger the cavities on the sugar rush. 31 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,941 Have you seen most of the shopping cart? 32 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,277 Yeah, that's true. 33 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:12,720 Where did you learn that recipe from, hell? 34 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:13,820 At chess camp. 35 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:17,824 Chess camp? 36 00:04:18,893 --> 00:04:20,728 Bianka in chess camp. 37 00:04:24,232 --> 00:04:26,868 It's okay, you can laugh if you want. 38 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:27,968 Why would I laugh? 39 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:32,272 Well, other people used to, you know. 40 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,877 I've just confessed to you that I feel wonder 41 00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:41,381 in a supermarket, I don't know what's worse. 42 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,118 Well, the thing is that there, 43 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:46,687 instead of telling horror stories at night around the fire, 44 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:49,690 or I don't know, playing baseball in our spare time, 45 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:52,760 we used to make the most disgusting recipes from back home. 46 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,860 Got it. 47 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:57,064 Well, and, um, I got a recipe from Eric, 48 00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:58,633 a guy from Philly. 49 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,368 Yeah, the ice cream or Eric? 50 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,938 Both. 51 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:06,306 Wow, now you are talking. 52 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,745 You like him, huh? 53 00:05:10,845 --> 00:05:14,782 Um, well, there weren't any Asian guys at the camp 54 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,350 and he was the only one who didn't wear glasses. 55 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,886 And he watched underground anime. 56 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,054 So... - Nice. 57 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,154 Yeah. 58 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,058 Thank you. 59 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,964 Okay. 60 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:31,199 Hi Melanie. 61 00:05:31,299 --> 00:05:32,432 Hi girl. 62 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,334 Are you going to a pajama party tonight? 63 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:35,903 Ha, we wish. 64 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,374 So you were talking about Eric, 65 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,544 the hot ice cream soda guy? 66 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,915 Yeah, him, you know, he just... 67 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,852 Whatever. - What? 68 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:51,952 Yes, what? 69 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,957 Well, um, he had lousy technique. 70 00:05:56,057 --> 00:05:57,825 A lousy technique? 71 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,928 Yeah, um, he didn't win many games, you know? 72 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,598 And he was disqualified in a first round, so... 73 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:05,042 Okay, come on, don't fuck with me. 74 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:07,101 I'm not talking about that. 75 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,736 What happened with him? 76 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:14,041 Um, well, um, the last night we were together for a while. 77 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:16,878 That's all, it was just nice. 78 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:17,978 Nice. 79 00:06:18,012 --> 00:06:19,012 What do you mean? 80 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:20,982 39.40, girls. 81 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,417 Okay. 82 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,755 Um. 83 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,526 Okay, keep the change. 84 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:33,861 Thank you, sweetie. 85 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,033 - Bye. - Bye. 86 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,839 It was nice, okay, that's all. 87 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:47,474 I don't want Melanie to know anything about my life. 88 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,286 It was bad enough with everyone at high school 89 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,045 knew that I was a virgin at 17. 90 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:56,050 But you still are. 91 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,053 Hello? 92 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:06,060 Well, we were together, okay, and we made out. 93 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,095 And? 94 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,197 But why do you wanna know? 95 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:12,233 Well, I thought we were friends. 96 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,769 Well, it was really good, okay. 97 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:18,072 And you only kissed? 98 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,575 You only kissed, right? 99 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:22,510 Why do you wanna know? 100 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:25,379 Did he put in you or not? 101 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,581 Oh my God, what's wrong with you? 102 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,786 Yeah, um, I'm, I'm sorry. 103 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,587 I'm a bit nervous about the job tonight, 104 00:07:33,688 --> 00:07:37,058 and I'm just worried about you, that's all. 105 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:40,628 Well, we had a good time together, okay? 106 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,799 I am happy for you. 107 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:45,899 Thanks. 108 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:52,640 By the way, he put it inside of me. 109 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,242 I am so happy for you, I'm glad. 110 00:07:55,343 --> 00:07:56,744 Thanks. 111 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,413 No seriously, I am so, so glad. 112 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,982 Oh, thank you. 113 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:02,183 And you know what? 114 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,220 I think it's best if you don't come tonight. 115 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,888 Wait, really? 116 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:11,625 Yeah, don't worry, I do it myself. 117 00:08:11,726 --> 00:08:13,561 But everything we just bought... 118 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,363 Seriously, don't worry. 119 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:17,865 Go home and don't think about it. 120 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,000 But... 121 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,701 I will call you tomorrow, okay? 122 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:25,439 Okay, fine, but can I keep the blueberry jam at least? 123 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,109 Oh sure, yes, take it. 124 00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:31,411 Thanks. 125 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,445 Take care. 126 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:43,323 What? 127 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,092 Nothing. 128 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,200 Yeah, yeah, this is fucking great. 129 00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:55,836 Yeah, of course I have it. 130 00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:00,274 And are you bringing yours? 131 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,012 You better not screw up. 132 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,985 It's about time to get on my case, Charlie? 133 00:09:11,085 --> 00:09:12,119 No. 134 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,189 Hey Bianka, what a surprise. 135 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,624 How you doing? 136 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,426 You going anywhere? 137 00:09:18,527 --> 00:09:20,261 Listen, let's talk later, okay? 138 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:22,430 I have to go, bye. 139 00:09:22,531 --> 00:09:24,065 Hey, was it business or pleasure? 140 00:09:24,165 --> 00:09:26,801 I don't know, it was my stepdad. 141 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:30,371 I always love your sense of humor. 142 00:09:30,471 --> 00:09:32,273 Where are you going? 143 00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:33,374 To the McGraw's. 144 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:34,675 For real? 145 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,686 For real, I'm taking care of the daughter tonight 146 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,146 while they're going to an orgy at the country club. 147 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,916 So I don't know which plan I'll have tonight, 148 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,819 going to the country club or to the McGraw's. 149 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,654 Do you need help with that bag? 150 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:49,056 You only have those two plans? 151 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:53,360 Not really, but if you want, I can go and see you. 152 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:54,529 No. 153 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,000 You know what, let's see. 154 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:01,503 Now seriously? 155 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:02,603 Rob? 156 00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:05,405 Asshole. 157 00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:18,052 Fucking big ones. 158 00:10:20,421 --> 00:10:22,756 Princess, are you ready? 159 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:27,361 Come on, I've been waiting for more than half an hour. 160 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:31,600 You've been drinking for more than half an hour, you mean. 161 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,201 You cannot drink this whiskey, you taste it. 162 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,903 Do you think we are doing it right? 163 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,806 Leaving our little girl with a stranger? 164 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:42,042 Are you really going to start with that now? 165 00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:44,546 Of course we are doing it right, we deserve it. 166 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,846 Yes I know, but... 167 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,482 But she has good recommendations, doesn't she? 168 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,583 Mm hm. 169 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,853 She's not a stranger. 170 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,688 Please stop worrying about it. 171 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,867 That money hungry group willing to do anything, 172 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,004 what tonight we have ahead? 173 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,775 You already know I'm more comfortable among equals. 174 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,484 Sam, stop it. 175 00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:25,786 Hm, oh? 176 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,189 Not when the girl's at home, you know it. 177 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,492 She might come and see us. 178 00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:33,827 The girl is 13. 179 00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:36,197 Do you really think she's that naive? 180 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,533 Mm. 181 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,267 Enough, Sam. 182 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,236 I'm serious. 183 00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:43,336 Okay. 184 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,773 Fine. 185 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,775 I'm almost done. 186 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:51,580 As soon as she arrives, we'll show her everything. 187 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,882 We'll introduce them, and we leave. 188 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:05,826 She should have gotten an IUD instead of that stupid lipo. 189 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,364 Well, maybe both. 190 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,948 Oh, excuse me. 191 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,158 I thought the bell wasn't working, and... 192 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,984 There is nothing wrong with the bell. 193 00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:07,087 Don't worry, relax. 194 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,123 Come in. 195 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,566 Sam, come down, the nanny is here. 196 00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:20,901 Sorry your name was? 197 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,803 Oh, eh, don't worry. 198 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,673 It's fine, my name is Bianka. 199 00:13:24,773 --> 00:13:26,273 Right, Bianka. 200 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,373 Sam! 201 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,443 Coming! 202 00:13:29,544 --> 00:13:32,846 This is the last time I'm betting for those Anaheim idiots. 203 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,982 They fucked up my fucking... 204 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:36,884 Hi. 205 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,052 Hi, Mr. McGraw. 206 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,952 She's the nanny. 207 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,889 Oh, sorry, Bianka, okay? 208 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,291 Yeah. 209 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,994 She's the girl we were talking about earlier. 210 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:48,829 Excellent. 211 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,931 I better finish getting ready. 212 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,900 Sweetie, make yourself comfortable. 213 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,002 You'll meet our daughter right away. 214 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,405 Sam, please, would you mind showing her around? 215 00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:02,009 Of course, Allie. 216 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:13,788 Bianka? 217 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,888 Yeah. 218 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,391 Wanna come with me to the kitchen? 219 00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:18,491 Oh yes, sir. 220 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:26,399 Beer? 221 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,901 No, thank you, sir. 222 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,805 I don't drink during work hours. 223 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,072 That's the spirit. 224 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,576 It was the test to see what you'd say. 225 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:38,912 By the way, you don't have to call me sir. 226 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,981 Mr. McGraw is better? 227 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,182 Unacceptable. 228 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,419 Mm, doctor? 229 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,923 To be honest, I'd rather you call me Sam. 230 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,060 Do you know what I do for living? 231 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,297 You are very famous, Sam. 232 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,801 Let's stop with the formalities. 233 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,735 Am I really? 234 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:02,369 Yeah, something like that. 235 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,005 The best plastic surgeon in the city. 236 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,473 For real? 237 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,843 That's where I heard. 238 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,978 I know some of your clients. 239 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,948 Well, luckily for me and my job, 240 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,483 not all women are like you. 241 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,485 What do you mean? 242 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:21,955 I mean that if they were, I wouldn't have any work to do. 243 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,097 Hey, Nicole! 244 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,398 That's my daughter. 245 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,935 Nicole, this is Bianka. 246 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,170 Hello, Nicole. 247 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,438 Hi. 248 00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,541 She'll be taking care of you tonight. 249 00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:42,342 I already told my parents I didn't need a nanny, 250 00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,913 but they insisted. 251 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,047 Come, I'll show you the rest of the house. 252 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,183 Relax, honey, I'll do it. 253 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,283 Okay. 254 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,926 What a nice living room. 255 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:01,028 You have a really beautiful house. 256 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,100 Drink Bloodwiser. 257 00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:09,236 The beer of the demon. 258 00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:14,174 Out of the way, out of the way, out of the way. 259 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,210 Well, that would be all. 260 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,111 I don't know, you have our phone number 261 00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:19,514 in case something happens. 262 00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:22,517 Don't worry, Mrs. McGraw, we'll be fine. 263 00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:29,132 Needless to say that, no junk food. 264 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,125 - Mm hm. - Horror films, mobile phones, 265 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:34,428 and especially no boys. 266 00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,230 Okay, don't worry, Mrs. McGraw. 267 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,967 Don't stay up any later than 11. 268 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,335 Nicole has to be in bed and asleep. 269 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,302 Perfect. 270 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,339 And um, will there be bedtime stories? 271 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,140 Maybe. 272 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,843 Oh, come on honey. 273 00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,512 We are late, as usual. 274 00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,045 Yes, we are leaving. 275 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:56,283 So like I said, you can be relaxed. 276 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,654 You have our phone number, just in case call us. 277 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,957 But it's better if you don't. 278 00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:07,896 Goodbye, Mrs. McGraw. 279 00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:09,029 Bye, Sam! 280 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:21,643 Are you okay? 281 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,479 Without the girl, I'm surrounded 282 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:29,483 by all those blood suckers from the country club, super. 283 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,291 One thing, did she just call you Sam, and me Mrs. McGraw? 284 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:42,262 Youth nowadays, they don't respect anything, 285 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,332 Mrs. McGraw. 286 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,890 Do I have to go to bed yet? 287 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,290 Only if you want. 288 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,859 Um, what's for dinner? 289 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,294 Veggie soup. 290 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:17,631 I suppose so. 291 00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:23,270 Change the channel. 292 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,641 Yeah, and what are you gonna put on TV, The Holy Mass? 293 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,650 "Night of the Living Dreads." 294 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,250 What do you prefer? 295 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,554 Pizza, nachos, or gummies? 296 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,322 You're messing with me. 297 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,660 And I have something very special for dessert. 298 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,760 What's the catch? 299 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,565 Tonight we're gonna have a blast. 300 00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:10,778 It's Mom. 301 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,714 Mm, then answer it. 302 00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:15,248 Mommy? 303 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,050 Hi, love. 304 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,384 How are you doing? 305 00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:22,857 Is everything all right? 306 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:26,393 No, the nanny's kidnapped me and tied me to the bed. 307 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,261 Don't be silly, honey. 308 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,031 Everything's fine. 309 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:30,898 Don't worry. 310 00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,232 Is she there? 311 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,169 Oh yeah, I'm here, Mrs. McGraw. 312 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,738 Everything is in order. 313 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:37,838 Brilliant. 314 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,677 So isn't it time you take my little girl to bed? 315 00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,780 Sure, Mrs. McGraw, I will do it now. 316 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,882 And do you know what? 317 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:49,249 Tell me. 318 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,853 I'd rather you call me Mrs. Santera. 319 00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:53,320 Paquita Maria Santera. 320 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,891 I don't like feeling I'm property of my husband 321 00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:58,258 by a simple surname. 322 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:02,864 Furthermore, it is written on my legal documents. 323 00:21:02,964 --> 00:21:04,699 Oh yeah, I'm sorry, Mrs... 324 00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:09,637 Plus, I like to feel attached to my Hispanic roots. 325 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,807 Okay, understood Mrs. Santera. 326 00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:14,809 Goodbye and good night. 327 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,211 Night, night, Love. 328 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,946 Sleep tight, my love. 329 00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:20,046 Night, Mom. 330 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,319 So nice, your mom, isn't she? 331 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,756 Well, she grows on you. 332 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,909 I like the zombies nowadays more than these old ones. 333 00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:51,245 Why? 334 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:55,016 I bet you love those stupid creepy pastas. 335 00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:58,553 I know, old stuff sucks, 336 00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:00,955 even if it's something as cool as zombies. 337 00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:07,327 Hmm. 338 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,864 This ice cream soda is so tasty. 339 00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,299 Isn't it? 340 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,969 I learned it from a boy called Eric from Philly. 341 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:19,507 My mom won't let me drink this too often. 342 00:22:20,608 --> 00:22:22,009 Enjoy it while you can. 343 00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:25,880 No! 344 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:28,950 Mm! 345 00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:32,053 Emma! 346 00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:33,153 Hey, how are you? 347 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,354 How's it going? 348 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,324 Everything is okay, don't worry. 349 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,159 We are watching "High School Musical." 350 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:39,827 Are you sure? 351 00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,829 I mean, I can take the shit off my face 352 00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:42,964 and be there in a bit. 353 00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:45,032 Seriously, everything is okay. 354 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,399 Don't worry. 355 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,936 Yeah, okay, thanks babe. 356 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:50,838 Okay, fine. 357 00:22:50,938 --> 00:22:52,405 Um, see you tomorrow. 358 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,028 Ricky, come here boy. 359 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:19,166 Mm, good boy, come here. 360 00:23:22,536 --> 00:23:26,173 And what about this? 361 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,408 Have you ever tried? 362 00:23:28,509 --> 00:23:33,514 Um, um, my mom doesn't ever let my dad smoke. 363 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:36,483 Here. 364 00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:42,123 Am I not the coolest nanny you ever had? 365 00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:45,726 I won't complain. 366 00:23:45,826 --> 00:23:48,930 And you didn't want me to come? 367 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:58,839 Well, I think it's time to go to bed. 368 00:23:59,807 --> 00:24:02,209 Um, are you going to tuck me in? 369 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:05,078 Let's go. 370 00:24:06,247 --> 00:24:07,748 Tell me a bedtime story. 371 00:24:07,848 --> 00:24:09,016 Let's go! 372 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,324 Come on, shorty. 373 00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:20,161 Leave that and go to sleep. 374 00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:29,937 Who's this? 375 00:24:31,372 --> 00:24:33,140 Nosy, a friend. 376 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:36,711 A friend? 377 00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:42,383 You wouldn't have done any bad things with him, would you? 378 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,718 Like smoking? 379 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:48,488 Okay, come on. 380 00:24:48,589 --> 00:24:50,691 Leave the phone and hit the sack. 381 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:53,294 Wait, what about my bedtime story? 382 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:55,763 Bedtime story, are you serious? 383 00:24:55,863 --> 00:24:58,498 If you'd rather I can tell one to you. 384 00:25:01,936 --> 00:25:06,207 Don't you know the legend of Jimmy, the Fumigator? 385 00:25:07,441 --> 00:25:08,441 Who? 386 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:12,279 If you're not telling me a story, I will. 387 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,816 Jimmy the Fumigator, 388 00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:18,285 wasn't that a "Mortal Combat" character? 389 00:25:19,286 --> 00:25:20,287 You wish. 390 00:25:21,455 --> 00:25:25,059 The famous pervert murderer that broke out 391 00:25:25,159 --> 00:25:30,564 of a high security mental hospital for disturbed criminals. 392 00:25:31,465 --> 00:25:34,702 Oh, sounds scary. 393 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:37,371 And why was he there? 394 00:25:37,471 --> 00:25:39,240 He was a mutilator murder. 395 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,374 Wow. 396 00:25:40,474 --> 00:25:42,243 He wore the fumigator mask 397 00:25:42,343 --> 00:25:45,146 because that used to be his job. 398 00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:46,714 And guess what? 399 00:25:46,814 --> 00:25:49,884 He used to sneak in people's houses 400 00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:55,222 just to kill and rape nannies. 401 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:31,258 As long as he did it in that same order. 402 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,626 I'm serious. 403 00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:35,763 You are not safe either. 404 00:26:36,964 --> 00:26:40,067 Oh, he only kills nanny. 405 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,635 Go to sleep now, girl. 406 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:51,112 Even the Slenderman is scarier. 407 00:28:55,503 --> 00:28:57,471 The forecast, plenty of sunshine 408 00:28:57,572 --> 00:28:58,673 through today with... 409 00:30:58,158 --> 00:30:59,158 Hello? 410 00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:33,026 Mr. McGraw. 411 00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:42,737 Fuck. 412 00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:07,227 Motherfucker. 413 00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:17,971 No, you can't. 414 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,007 I told you to warn me and I opened the back door 415 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:21,141 when the kid was asleep. 416 00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:23,845 I just wanted to add some excitement. 417 00:32:23,944 --> 00:32:25,580 That not necessary. 418 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,247 Were you scared? 419 00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:29,249 Is she asleep? 420 00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:35,022 Yeah, I put tons of shit in her ice cream soda. 421 00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:38,292 And you said you don't need any more excitement? 422 00:32:38,392 --> 00:32:39,193 What? 423 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:40,571 What the fuck is an ice cream soda? 424 00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:43,964 It's an ice cream with some cherry cola. 425 00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:48,202 Well, it's a bowl of ice cream with some soft drink. 426 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:49,036 I dunno. 427 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:50,738 The fuck is that? 428 00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:52,674 Actually, it doesn't matter. 429 00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,711 - Okay. - Did you bring everything? 430 00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:01,315 Good morning. 431 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:04,953 Charlie? 432 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:06,554 Charlie, leave that alone! 433 00:33:07,555 --> 00:33:09,657 Everything babe, check it yourself. 434 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:29,510 Okay. 435 00:33:30,745 --> 00:33:31,745 The capes, 436 00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:34,014 the rope, 437 00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:37,217 chloroform, 438 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,620 dagger, 439 00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:42,389 burger. 440 00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:47,961 Burger? 441 00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:50,464 Yeah, I'm starving. 442 00:33:50,565 --> 00:33:51,565 I love the dagger. 443 00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:53,467 You have any ketchup? 444 00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:54,568 What, this? 445 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,071 Is this what you talking about? 446 00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,812 Charlie, what is it? 447 00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:08,448 The spell, duh. 448 00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:13,521 I already told you, I bring the original one. 449 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:16,223 What's next? 450 00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:17,959 You brought a photo copy? 451 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:19,426 Yeah, just in case. 452 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:20,595 At the shop? 453 00:34:20,695 --> 00:34:21,695 Yeah, of course. 454 00:34:24,732 --> 00:34:27,167 Fuck off, Charlie. 455 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:30,004 We weren't supposed to leave traces 456 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,405 of what we were doing tonight. 457 00:34:31,506 --> 00:34:34,308 Oh yeah, for sure the guy in the photocopy shop, 458 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:35,810 the moment he saw it, he said, 459 00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:39,047 "Oh my God, this girl belongs to the Lucifer a Satanic Sect. 460 00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:40,456 And she's sprinting, and they're spelling. 461 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,358 They're going to murder a poor and innocent virgin 462 00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:43,818 with a sacrificial dagger... 463 00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:50,058 Don't you dare pronounce her name in vain. 464 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:55,663 Lucifer a is an ancient demon praised 465 00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:59,399 by the Lucifera's Clan, online lesbian satanic sect, 466 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:02,436 which you can only join obviously by being a woman 467 00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:07,107 on the dark web, creating a snuff film sacrificing a virgin, 468 00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:09,276 but first reading the words of the spell 469 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:12,680 and then carrying it out with a sacrificial dagger. 470 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,315 Bianka and Charlie signed themselves up 471 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:17,150 in the summer of 2019. 472 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,886 And tonight they've decided 473 00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:20,922 to take this important step. 474 00:35:22,824 --> 00:35:23,824 Fine, fine. 475 00:35:25,793 --> 00:35:26,628 You have any ketchup? 476 00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:27,728 No. 477 00:35:33,101 --> 00:35:34,535 Let's get to work. 478 00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:35,737 Already? 479 00:35:35,837 --> 00:35:36,837 Yeah. 480 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:40,108 The time has come. 481 00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,241 Finally. 482 00:35:42,043 --> 00:35:43,611 We've been waiting for so long. 483 00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:04,398 Now the bride had her fun. 484 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,669 She must pay. 485 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,346 Help, please! 486 00:36:53,447 --> 00:36:55,817 Please, someone help me. 487 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:58,418 Bianka, she just woke up. 488 00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:03,423 Oh no no no. 489 00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:07,729 No, Bianka please, what are you doing? 490 00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:11,766 Do I do it or do you? 491 00:37:13,134 --> 00:37:15,368 Hm, I want to stab her. 492 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:19,906 No! 493 00:37:19,941 --> 00:37:20,941 Do I read them? 494 00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:27,314 Please. 495 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:30,350 Please, someone, please help me! 496 00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:33,821 Oh, sorry. 497 00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:37,491 You're dying in honor of the great Lucifer a. 498 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:41,162 Help me, someone help me! 499 00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:51,805 Fuck it. 500 00:37:53,074 --> 00:37:54,942 I knew I had forgotten something. 501 00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:56,042 What? 502 00:37:56,677 --> 00:37:57,945 The tape for her mouth. 503 00:38:00,081 --> 00:38:00,915 Mm, what, don't worry. 504 00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:02,482 I use some sock or something. 505 00:38:15,596 --> 00:38:16,596 No! 506 00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:18,298 Are we really going to kill her 507 00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:20,902 with her mother's underwear in her mouth? 508 00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:25,907 Not even one ounce of dignity. 509 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:30,111 I couldn't care less. 510 00:38:51,032 --> 00:38:52,800 Is the camera recording? 511 00:38:56,137 --> 00:38:58,639 Um, I don't think so. 512 00:38:59,907 --> 00:39:02,019 Fucking aye, these circles will be for nothing 513 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:03,578 if we don't record it. 514 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:04,678 Going. 515 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:18,191 Cheese! 516 00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:28,168 Ah, done! 517 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,473 You bitches, let me loose! 518 00:39:33,574 --> 00:39:34,942 Help, someone! 519 00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:38,079 Fuck it, give me three panties from that damn drawer. 520 00:39:54,195 --> 00:39:55,195 Ready. 521 00:39:56,264 --> 00:39:57,798 Now? - Yes. 522 00:40:22,757 --> 00:40:24,058 Who the fuck is that? 523 00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,726 How the fuck would I know? 524 00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:27,460 Are you expecting someone? 525 00:40:29,462 --> 00:40:33,234 Sure, fucking Santa Claus. 526 00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:35,202 Who the fuck would I be expecting? 527 00:40:39,006 --> 00:40:43,311 Ah, okay, I'm going downstairs and I go to check. 528 00:40:43,411 --> 00:40:44,578 Okay. 529 00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:46,256 Stay here and make sure she doesn't move. 530 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280 Sure. 531 00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:52,586 She doesn't move. 532 00:40:52,687 --> 00:40:54,454 Relax, I'm on it. 533 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:07,835 Shh. 534 00:41:08,669 --> 00:41:09,704 Hey. 535 00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,974 Robert. 536 00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:15,643 What a surprise, I wasn't expecting you. 537 00:41:17,111 --> 00:41:19,547 I already told you that I will call you tomorrow. 538 00:41:19,647 --> 00:41:20,982 Oh, come on. 539 00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:23,751 For sure that girl is sleeping and you are bored. 540 00:41:23,851 --> 00:41:25,519 I know you're a night owl. 541 00:41:25,619 --> 00:41:28,222 Your Instagram stories betray you. 542 00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:29,442 Yeah, I know, but I have... 543 00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:31,559 I will help you with anything you need. 544 00:41:31,659 --> 00:41:33,761 By the way, what are you wearing? 545 00:41:36,063 --> 00:41:39,266 Wow, it's the latest trend. 546 00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,167 Really? 547 00:41:40,267 --> 00:41:41,267 Mm. 548 00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:44,672 I think it will be best if you come on over time, please. 549 00:41:44,772 --> 00:41:45,639 Oh come on, babe. 550 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:47,041 I've even ordered a pizza. 551 00:41:47,141 --> 00:41:49,777 I won't take know for an answer, no. 552 00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:52,380 For how long have you been avoiding me? 553 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,614 Okay. 554 00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:54,782 Okay, come inside. 555 00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:58,185 Cool, great. 556 00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:00,087 Only for a while. 557 00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:19,173 So this is home for Dr. McGraw 558 00:42:19,273 --> 00:42:21,242 and his MILF of a wife? 559 00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:23,209 It is. 560 00:42:24,145 --> 00:42:25,446 Not bad. 561 00:42:25,546 --> 00:42:26,546 Not bad. 562 00:42:27,348 --> 00:42:29,617 You keep repeating what I'm saying. 563 00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:31,585 It seems. 564 00:42:33,587 --> 00:42:35,589 Will you repeat what I do? 565 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:41,429 Um, who knows? 566 00:42:48,636 --> 00:42:51,072 You knew deep inside, this had to happen. 567 00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,009 For sure. 568 00:43:02,016 --> 00:43:03,360 It's not true what they said about you back 569 00:43:03,384 --> 00:43:04,685 in the high school, right? 570 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,621 What did they say? 571 00:43:07,721 --> 00:43:10,191 You were a dyke. 572 00:43:14,462 --> 00:43:15,663 Is that so? 573 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:19,166 It really was not true, okay? 574 00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:23,471 So it's also not true what people said about you, is it? 575 00:43:23,572 --> 00:43:25,272 What do they say about me? 576 00:43:27,641 --> 00:43:29,677 Hat you like chicks with dicks. 577 00:43:30,512 --> 00:43:32,713 What? 578 00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:18,425 What the fuck is this? 579 00:44:20,161 --> 00:44:20,694 Who was that? 580 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:23,030 Did you untie her? 581 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:25,634 Um, yeah. 582 00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:27,968 Don't worry, everything is under control. 583 00:44:29,036 --> 00:44:31,372 You're a complete retard, 584 00:44:31,472 --> 00:44:33,007 aren't you? - Hey. 585 00:44:34,241 --> 00:44:35,809 Don't say that, Nanny. 586 00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:40,649 I have a cousin with the real mental deficiency 587 00:44:40,748 --> 00:44:42,750 and it's not nice to call someone a... 588 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,418 Could you shut up? 589 00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:46,655 And you tie her up now. 590 00:44:46,754 --> 00:44:48,255 But who was at the door? 591 00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:50,858 Okay, can we finish this 592 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,827 for the last fucking time, please? 593 00:44:54,995 --> 00:44:57,064 I'm sorry, little girl. 594 00:44:57,164 --> 00:44:58,164 Don't worry. 595 00:44:59,534 --> 00:45:01,402 These things happen. 596 00:45:01,502 --> 00:45:03,971 I'm sorry, what was that? 597 00:45:04,071 --> 00:45:08,610 If I'd stay downstairs any longer what would you done? 598 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:11,445 You take her to a trip in the zoo? 599 00:45:11,546 --> 00:45:13,447 The zoos are cool places, 600 00:45:13,548 --> 00:45:15,684 with all these animals locked up in close spaces. 601 00:45:15,783 --> 00:45:18,285 Shut the fuck up! 602 00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:23,057 I want to see how that stupid spell works. 603 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,228 What did you just say? 604 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,100 Here. 605 00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:39,840 Let me take care of killing this last famous little bitch. 606 00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:41,586 You read. 607 00:45:41,610 --> 00:45:42,852 - But you said that... - No, read. 608 00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,713 I think that... I said read. 609 00:45:44,812 --> 00:45:46,914 Fuck's sake, all right. 610 00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:06,267 What? 611 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,936 You're saying it wrong, it's 612 00:46:09,036 --> 00:46:12,239 Not. 613 00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:15,876 Okay. 614 00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:18,279 Jesus, start over. 615 00:46:18,379 --> 00:46:19,648 Oh yeah, sorry. 616 00:46:24,118 --> 00:46:26,820 You're kind of a joke, aren't you? 617 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,255 You shut up. 618 00:46:30,858 --> 00:46:33,794 Ah, wait, I start recording. 619 00:46:40,267 --> 00:46:41,267 What? 620 00:46:42,169 --> 00:46:43,237 Nothing? 621 00:46:43,337 --> 00:46:48,309 No, you're not looking at me like that about nothing. 622 00:46:49,043 --> 00:46:49,778 What's happening? 623 00:46:49,877 --> 00:46:51,478 It ran out battery. 624 00:46:51,579 --> 00:46:52,714 What? 625 00:46:52,813 --> 00:46:53,947 Well, that. 626 00:46:54,048 --> 00:46:56,518 Okay um, take my phone, Charlie. 627 00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:20,307 Ready. 628 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:23,678 Start recording, let's do this quickly. 629 00:47:36,323 --> 00:47:38,760 It's the bitch of a mother again. 630 00:47:38,859 --> 00:47:40,127 Don't answer. 631 00:47:41,962 --> 00:47:43,063 Um, okay. 632 00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:01,516 Help someone, someone please help! 633 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:06,286 Don't make us look for another disgusting virgin. 634 00:48:06,387 --> 00:48:08,088 My classroom is full of them. 635 00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:10,290 I think. 636 00:48:10,391 --> 00:48:11,526 You shut up. 637 00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:15,362 You go down. 638 00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:16,462 Like this? 639 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,200 Okay. 640 00:48:55,402 --> 00:48:56,036 Hi. 641 00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:57,938 Hey, hi, here's your order. 642 00:48:58,038 --> 00:49:00,140 The pizza you ordered. 643 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,074 Okay. 644 00:49:01,175 --> 00:49:02,943 I'm not sure whether you order it, 645 00:49:03,043 --> 00:49:05,914 but I believe this is the address, isn't it? 646 00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,948 Um, right? 647 00:49:09,617 --> 00:49:13,788 Okay then, here's a Hawaiian pizza, 648 00:49:13,888 --> 00:49:15,924 with a surprise ingredient. 649 00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:20,060 Family size, 17.50, please. 650 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,430 So, a surprise ingredient? 651 00:49:23,531 --> 00:49:24,398 Yeah. 652 00:49:24,498 --> 00:49:26,935 And I suppose it would be pineapple, right? 653 00:49:27,034 --> 00:49:30,070 No, err, the surprise ingredient is secret. 654 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,874 Not even us delivery guys know. 655 00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:34,408 Wow. 656 00:49:34,509 --> 00:49:36,043 It is a secret then. 657 00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:43,283 And uh, tell me. 658 00:49:44,218 --> 00:49:46,621 Oh, I lost my bet. 659 00:49:46,721 --> 00:49:48,188 I lost it with cows. 660 00:49:49,356 --> 00:49:52,259 Well, the truth is a long story. 661 00:51:01,663 --> 00:51:02,396 Cherry jam. 662 00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:06,901 Exactly. 663 00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:15,510 Thank goodness. 664 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:19,714 Bianka, come down. 665 00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,970 Oh, so there's more people? 666 00:51:42,070 --> 00:51:43,170 Of course, babe. 667 00:51:44,404 --> 00:51:46,507 How would I eat a family size pizza all by myself? 668 00:51:48,943 --> 00:51:53,615 Some people save some to eat cold for breakfast. 669 00:51:53,715 --> 00:51:54,715 Not me. 670 00:51:54,782 --> 00:51:57,451 Especially after having eaten some already. 671 00:51:57,552 --> 00:51:58,820 What? 672 00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,920 Yeah. 673 00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:03,156 That's from yesterday. 674 00:52:03,256 --> 00:52:05,325 We are such slobs. 675 00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:07,595 Do you think he'll do the job? 676 00:52:07,695 --> 00:52:08,228 Excuse me? 677 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,597 I think he will. 678 00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:12,843 Why don't you leave the box? 679 00:52:14,535 --> 00:52:16,169 We'll get you the money now. 680 00:52:16,838 --> 00:52:17,838 All right. 681 00:52:22,744 --> 00:52:26,179 She's Bianka. 682 00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:29,249 And I'm Charlie. 683 00:52:29,349 --> 00:52:30,652 My, my name... 684 00:52:30,752 --> 00:52:32,419 You know what? 685 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,255 We are giving you another name for today. 686 00:52:36,057 --> 00:52:37,058 Will you? 687 00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:38,559 Yeah. 688 00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:39,660 We like to play. 689 00:52:41,194 --> 00:52:42,563 How about some music? 690 00:52:44,065 --> 00:52:44,799 Fine for me. 691 00:52:44,899 --> 00:52:46,634 - Yeah? - Sure. 692 00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:02,817 So Charlie, what should we call him? 693 00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:04,719 Let me think. 694 00:53:06,654 --> 00:53:10,625 He has the face of a horror master, don't you think? 695 00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:13,728 What name do these kind of guys have? 696 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,766 I'm not sure either. 697 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:21,769 I'm Natalie, I don't know. 698 00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:31,713 How about something Italian? 699 00:53:31,813 --> 00:53:33,380 Mm, I like that. 700 00:53:34,048 --> 00:53:35,817 Something like Bernardo? 701 00:53:38,019 --> 00:53:39,219 Let's see. 702 00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:43,825 Your name is not Bernardo, by a chance, is it? 703 00:53:43,925 --> 00:53:44,726 No, through... 704 00:53:44,826 --> 00:53:45,826 Shh. 705 00:53:47,962 --> 00:53:49,329 Anyways. 706 00:53:49,429 --> 00:53:52,600 You still have the look of a horror master. 707 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:54,035 Yes you do. 708 00:53:56,369 --> 00:53:57,672 And we like playing. 709 00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,774 A lot. 710 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:02,543 And weird stuff. 711 00:54:02,643 --> 00:54:03,643 How weird? 712 00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:09,584 Weird, you know, like recording ourselves. 713 00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:13,286 But you have done this before, haven't you? 714 00:54:13,386 --> 00:54:14,856 Recording myself? 715 00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:16,090 No. 716 00:54:16,190 --> 00:54:17,558 A threesome? 717 00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:19,694 Maybe. 718 00:54:19,794 --> 00:54:20,661 Never. 719 00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:23,497 Have you even been with a girl before? 720 00:54:23,598 --> 00:54:25,833 I will honestly, no. 721 00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:27,535 Relax, Bernardo. 722 00:54:28,502 --> 00:54:30,270 We're not judging you. 723 00:54:30,972 --> 00:54:32,774 I will honestly, no. 724 00:55:21,923 --> 00:55:23,758 He tastes like shit. 725 00:55:25,259 --> 00:55:26,459 You bastard! 726 00:55:28,395 --> 00:55:29,597 Are you recording everything? 727 00:55:29,697 --> 00:55:30,697 Yeah. 728 00:55:36,304 --> 00:55:38,005 I don't feel anything. 729 00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:39,507 Me neither. 730 00:55:39,607 --> 00:55:40,808 Should we wait? 731 00:55:40,908 --> 00:55:42,152 It should be immediate. 732 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:44,045 I think this was fucking useless. 733 00:55:44,145 --> 00:55:46,013 He was not a damn virgin. 734 00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:50,551 Listen to me, piece of shit. 735 00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:53,087 You told us you were virgin. 736 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,522 Is that true or no? 737 00:55:54,622 --> 00:55:57,959 If that's not true, you're dying in vain, you asshole. 738 00:55:58,059 --> 00:55:59,059 Yeah. 739 00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:01,796 Come on, talk. 740 00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:04,031 I... 741 00:56:04,131 --> 00:56:04,866 What? 742 00:56:04,966 --> 00:56:06,200 I fucked... 743 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:07,134 What? 744 00:56:07,235 --> 00:56:10,137 I fuck my cousin from my... 745 00:56:10,238 --> 00:56:11,238 What? 746 00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:14,675 My name's Gary. 747 00:56:14,775 --> 00:56:16,177 That's a horror master name. 748 00:56:16,277 --> 00:56:19,947 Don't be ridiculous, that's some Latin ex immigrant name. 749 00:56:21,983 --> 00:56:24,819 We've screwed up, we screwed out so bad. 750 00:56:24,919 --> 00:56:25,919 Fuck me. 751 00:56:27,021 --> 00:56:30,423 And wait till you hear who I locked in the bathroom there. 752 00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:35,963 Shit, the kid. 753 00:56:37,832 --> 00:56:38,832 Let's go. 754 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:52,280 Where the fuck has she gotten? 755 00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:53,413 Shit! 756 00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:00,688 Okay, go out and look for her. 757 00:57:00,788 --> 00:57:02,422 I'll look for her inside. 758 00:57:03,357 --> 00:57:04,859 She couldn't have gone too far. 759 00:57:27,348 --> 00:57:28,348 Baby. 760 00:57:50,438 --> 00:57:52,139 Hey, kiddo. 761 00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:36,550 Seriously. 762 00:58:38,452 --> 00:58:41,355 I know that people tend 763 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:45,292 to say this in these situations. 764 00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:52,233 But it's best if you come out, 765 00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:59,040 before we find you. 766 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:53,794 It's for your own good! 767 01:02:04,626 --> 01:02:05,926 Hello, shorty. 768 01:02:07,094 --> 01:02:08,094 Wow. 769 01:02:08,896 --> 01:02:11,098 What are you going to do with that? 770 01:02:11,198 --> 01:02:14,735 We are not thinking to use it, are you? 771 01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:34,755 Motherfucker! 772 01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:36,890 Bye, bye, Nanny. 773 01:02:39,193 --> 01:02:40,729 What now, huh? 774 01:02:40,828 --> 01:02:42,129 You bitch! 775 01:02:56,611 --> 01:02:57,611 No! 776 01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:57,371 You killed my best friend! 777 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,939 Who's laughing now? 778 01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:34,108 Hey, Bianka, really? 779 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,943 My parents are so loaded, you know? 780 01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:37,545 You don't say? 781 01:04:37,645 --> 01:04:41,382 I think that you could reach an agreement, and... 782 01:04:41,482 --> 01:04:42,482 Silence! 783 01:04:44,118 --> 01:04:49,089 You're about to die in honor of the great Lucifer a, 784 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:54,228 so shut up and show a little bit of respect. 785 01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:35,302 No, please. 786 01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:42,342 Die, you little bitch! 787 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,135 You die, you bitch! 788 01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:11,940 I, I wasn't expecting that. 789 01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:13,207 Hey kid. 790 01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:14,441 Hi. 791 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:15,877 Can you release me? 792 01:06:15,976 --> 01:06:18,378 Sure, let's get the fuck out of here. 793 01:06:29,891 --> 01:06:31,960 You've gotta leave in this scary house, don't worry. 794 01:06:32,092 --> 01:06:33,212 I need to call my parents. 795 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,394 Right away, come on. 796 01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:37,431 Get into the car, okay? 797 01:06:48,242 --> 01:06:49,309 Where are we going? 798 01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:51,245 I'm taking you to the hospital, 799 01:06:51,345 --> 01:06:53,581 from there you will be able to call your parents. 800 01:06:53,681 --> 01:06:55,650 Thank you, so much. 801 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,750 No problem. 802 01:07:00,287 --> 01:07:02,724 Open, police! 803 01:07:05,492 --> 01:07:06,293 Shit! 804 01:07:06,393 --> 01:07:08,696 420, we have a 10 zero. 805 01:07:09,631 --> 01:07:12,499 I repeat, a 10 zero, we need back up. 806 01:07:50,972 --> 01:07:53,041 Oh my daughter, my God. 807 01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:54,576 My girl, where is my daughter? 808 01:07:54,676 --> 01:07:55,510 What's going on? 809 01:07:55,610 --> 01:07:56,787 I'm sorry, but you cannot go inside. 810 01:07:56,811 --> 01:07:57,579 Let me in. 811 01:07:57,679 --> 01:07:59,112 It's okay, officers. 812 01:07:59,212 --> 01:08:01,114 This is our home, for fuck's sake. 813 01:08:01,214 --> 01:08:02,349 This is helpful. 814 01:08:02,449 --> 01:08:03,889 Sir, this is an active crime scene. 815 01:08:04,552 --> 01:08:06,030 What's happened for the love of Dios! 816 01:08:06,054 --> 01:08:07,522 Where my daughter, Nicole! 817 01:08:07,622 --> 01:08:09,824 Miss, seriously, you cannot go into the house 818 01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:10,758 for now, until... 819 01:08:10,858 --> 01:08:12,259 Please, Paquita! 820 01:08:16,129 --> 01:08:18,933 Defenses, understanding the game, 821 01:08:19,033 --> 01:08:21,401 understanding positioning. 822 01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:28,843 He's taken down! 823 01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:30,511 Preston Smith comes in for the... 824 01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:34,314 Where's the nanny, where, where's my daughter? 825 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,852 Mr. McGraw, your daughter is missing. 826 01:08:40,521 --> 01:08:41,756 Pequita! 827 01:09:11,753 --> 01:09:13,453 Where are we? 828 01:09:13,554 --> 01:09:15,023 What's this? 829 01:09:15,123 --> 01:09:16,624 It's okay. 830 01:09:16,724 --> 01:09:18,726 Everything will be fine. 831 01:10:57,925 --> 01:10:59,660 She is ready. 832 01:11:02,163 --> 01:11:03,396 Let's begin. 833 01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:24,712 Don't you know the legend of Jimmy the Fumigator? 53526

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