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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,225 Well, that's what's brill/ant about you, Mr. Feldman. 2 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,961 No one else would have thought of building a residential mini-mall. 3 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,838 Now that I've got everyone else on the block 4 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,590 to agree to your offer, I think we're... 5 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:33,719 It's got to be everyone on the block, everyone, or the deal's 0175 6 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,680 oh, we're headed into the canyon. 7 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,890 I think I'm losing you, Mr. Feldman. 8 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,935 Cut the crap, dittmeyer. Did you get everyone or not? 9 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,606 Well, there's this one family that's holding out. 10 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,899 Then sweeten the deal up the ofi'er. 11 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,651 It's not that simple. 12 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,695 It's like they're not interested in money. 13 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,655 It's like they're not normal. 14 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,074 Why the hell not? What's their story? 15 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,479 Hmm. 16 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,492 Don't worry about me. I'm okay. 17 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,787 Morning, Mrs. Brady. 18 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,122 Oh, thanks, Alice. 19 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,498 Morning, Alice. 20 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,750 Careful, Mr. Brady, don't bend over. 21 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,380 We've gotten the dittmeyers' mail again, sweetheart. 22 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,508 You'd think after all these years they'd know who lives where. 23 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,594 Well, I always know where to deliver my mail. 24 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,722 Mm. Mr. Brady... 25 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:45,517 Mommy, mommy, marcia's been in the bathroom for a super-long time. 26 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,812 Now, Cindy, we've told you before, no one likes a tattletale. 27 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,897 - But, daddy... - Your father's right, sweetheart. 28 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,483 Why don't you help Alice make some cookies? 29 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,818 Okay, mommy. 30 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,154 But can my doll help too? 31 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,656 As long as it's not Betsy wetsy. 32 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,825 She makes my cookies soggy woggy. 33 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,909 Oh, Alice. 34 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,915 4,998. 35 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,335 Come on, marcia, open up. I've got to shave. 36 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,963 4,999. 37 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:20,510 Gosh, marcia, there are other people in this family besides you. 38 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,012 5,000. 39 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,805 Come on, marcia. 40 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,974 Doug Simpson's sure to notice me today. 41 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,727 All finished. 42 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,146 - Finally. - Greg. 43 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,190 Jan, you're just going to have to wait your turn. 44 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,525 It's never my turn. 45 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,120 Jan, did you move my trophies? 46 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,997 Yes. I couldn't look in the mirror 47 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,334 without seeing the awards of the great marcia Brady. 48 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,462 Ahem. 49 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,466 I believe these are my white knee socks. 50 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,260 Not everything in this room is yours. 51 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,478 See, jan? I told you they were mine. 52 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:15,023 Now, put them back, and don't forget to close the drawer when you're done. 53 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,360 She has every rr'ght to be mad. 54 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,278 They are her socks. 55 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,324 But why does marcia get all the socks? 56 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,327 Why does marcia get all the trophies? 57 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,913 Why does marcia get all the good drawers 7 58 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:34,125 yeah. Why does marcia get everything? 59 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,255 Marcia, marcia, marcia. 60 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,259 It's closed! 61 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,679 Come on, Greg. Hurry up. 62 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,014 Boy, he's worse than marcia. 63 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,224 Hmm. 64 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,893 Hey. What's wrong with your voice? 65 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:55,188 Well, my libido is increasing at a rapid rate, 66 00:05:55,272 --> 00:06:00,193 and the surge of hormones causes dramatic physical and emotional changes. 67 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,571 Well, that's what miss lynley told us 68 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:03,947 - in health class. - Ah. 69 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,409 - Finally. - Yeah. 70 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:11,079 Well, you kids have no idea what it takes to impress a chick. 71 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,206 Maybe, someday, when you're older 72 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,667 you'll get hip to what it's like being a man. 73 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:20,297 Good news, Greg. I'm putting on your favorite Scooby doo bedsheets. 74 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,884 Scooby-dooby-doo! 75 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,014 Honey, I think you've stirred that enough. 76 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,473 I'm not stirring. 77 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,059 I'm looking for kitty carryall's underpants. 78 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,023 I tell you what. Why don't I take over the cookies, 79 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,442 and you run these letters to the dittmeyers 80 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,278 and see if they've gotten any of our mail by mistake. 81 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,571 Okay, mommy. 82 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,383 Missy, get your butt-ugly face down here! 83 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,928 Hello, Eric, are your parents home? 84 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,804 Blow off, cheeseball. 85 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,599 Missy! 86 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:16,019 Shut up before you have a toxic dump. 87 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,855 Hello, missy. How's your science project coming? 88 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,440 I finished mine. 89 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,025 What are you going to do? 90 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,028 Hand in your face and call it "barf mold?" 91 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:28,114 Thee you on the theethaw, thindy. 92 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,532 Bye. 93 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,247 Look, Mr. Feldman, I promised they'd sell, and they will. 94 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,309 - Lrlre the bates deal? - Yeah, I know I took it in the rear 95 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,103 on that subdivision, but this time, I'm the one who's doing the screwing. 96 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,648 Yeah, well, just make sure one holdout family doesn't wreck this. 97 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,423 - You hear me? - Look, can I call you back? 98 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,758 - Yeah. - Thanks. 99 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,344 Hello, Mr. Dittmeyer. 100 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,054 Why are you here? 101 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,098 Oh. Thanks. 102 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,726 Mom asked me to ask you if there's any mail for us here by mistake. 103 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,104 I... I don't understand you. What do you want? 104 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,983 Mom asked me to ask you if there's any mail for us here by mistake. 105 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,275 What? 106 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,112 Mom asked me to ask you if there's any mail for us here by mistake. 107 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,279 Nope. Not a clue. 108 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,408 She wants the Bradys' mail, Larry! 109 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,826 Thank you, darling. 110 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,578 So kind of you to climb out from under your hangover. 111 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,957 Let's see. Where did I file your mail? Oh, yes. 112 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,338 -Hi, honey. 113 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,840 How's your daddy? 114 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,341 He's fine. 115 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:33,388 Mrs. Brady's lucky to have a big, strong, virile man like that. 116 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,558 Tell you what, sweetie. 117 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,226 Next Christmas, you tell your daddy 118 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,603 I'd be more than happy to wrap his package. 119 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,688 Okay. 120 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,773 Here. Hit the road, bad seed. 121 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,609 Excuse me, but the juice will make your shoes slip. 122 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,819 What? 123 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,821 Your shoes will slip in the juice. 124 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,661 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 125 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,551 Daddy, Mrs. Dittmeyer said that she'd be glad 126 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,970 to wrap your package this Christmas. 127 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,014 Hmm, really? 128 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,058 How is Mrs. Dittmeyer? 129 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,810 Mr. Dittmeyer says she's overhung. 130 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,813 But he's not in a good mood because he's taking it in the rear. 131 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,899 Must be that paperboy again. 132 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,986 Cindy, that's Mr. Dittmeyer's business. 133 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,905 Remember, nobody likes a snitch. 134 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,573 I'm not a snitch. 135 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,075 I just tell it like it is. 136 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,910 You know, Cindy, when you tattle on someone, 137 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,537 you're not just telling on them, you're telling on yourself. 138 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:43,416 And, by tattling on someone, you're really just telling them, 139 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,542 "I'm a tattletale." 140 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,586 Now, is that the tale you want to tell? 141 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,005 I never thought of it like that. 142 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:52,509 Sweetheart, it's time to get your school things together, honey. 143 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,802 Okay, mommy. 144 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,847 Hmm. 145 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,057 What is it, Mike? 146 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,850 It's a letter from the county. 147 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,728 They say we haven't paid our property taxes. 148 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:07,107 Haven't paid our taxes? We always pay our taxes. 149 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,317 Well, they say it's the fifth notice, 150 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,529 and we owe them $20,000 by the end of the week, 151 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,364 or they'll auction our house. 152 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,491 Twenty thousand dollars? 153 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,201 There has to be a mix-up. 154 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,203 Well, we better call someone. 155 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,704 We are? 156 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,748 You do? 157 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,875 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 158 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,210 I see. 159 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,962 We should! 160 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,338 You are? 161 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,548 Uh-huh. 162 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,425 All right. Goodbye. 163 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,055 We owe them. 164 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,390 Oh, Mike. 165 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,518 Well, don't you worry, honey. We'll find the money. 166 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,228 Find the money? 167 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,898 But we used our savings to go to the Grand Canyon and Hawaii. 168 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,901 What are we going to do, Mike? 169 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,866 Okay, troops! 170 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,450 Time for school! 171 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:05,623 Greg! Marcia! Peter! Jan! Bobby! Cindy! 172 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,750 Oh! 173 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,378 Do we always have to walk so close? 174 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,838 Oh, jan. 175 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,508 Uh, mom, can I borrow your car today? 176 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,636 I want to ask Donna Leonard to go out for a soda after school. 177 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,889 All right, but no hot-rodding. 178 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,390 Thanks, mom. 179 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,976 She's the most far-out chick in my class. 180 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,936 You wouldn't believe how much I dig her. 181 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,021 Sure, I would. 182 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,816 I've been digging Sam so long, by the time he proposes, I'll be six feet under. 183 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,946 Oh, Alice, what would we do without you? 184 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,656 Probably eat out. 185 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,953 Hey, why the long face, Bobby? 186 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:48,082 Well, ever since I became a safety monitor at school, 187 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,251 nobody will talk to me. 188 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,836 They think I'm some kind of fink. 189 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,715 Well, Bobby, people like to be corrected when they're doing something wrong. 190 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,926 That's how we improve ourselves. 191 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,178 Right, dad. 192 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,013 And, if your sister would wear her glasses, 193 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,890 she just might improve her eyesight. 194 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,017 Marcia doesn't have to wear glasses. 195 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,019 Besides, all my friends at school 196 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,521 say glasses make me look positively goofy. 197 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,234 Now, honey, you look very lovely with your glasses on. 198 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,735 Doesn't she, kids? 199 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,030 - Far out, jan. - Yeah. Yeah. 200 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,758 - Yeah, I mean it, outta sight. - For sure. 201 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,408 Really terrific, honest. 202 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,536 All right, troops, off to school. 203 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,264 - Goodbye. - Have a good day. 204 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,082 Bye, mom. Bye, dad. 205 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,601 - Come on, marcia. - Bye, mom. 206 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,709 I'm coming. 207 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:36,005 Jan, a real friend likes you for who you are, not what's on your face. 208 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,008 If you judge your friends for passing judgment on you, 209 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,593 you're not onlyjudging yourself, 210 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,321 you're judging your friends forjudging you. 211 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,781 And that would be using bad judgment. 212 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,099 I never thought of it that way. 213 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,768 Jan? 214 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,527 Bye. 215 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,778 Bye, honey. 216 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,879 Bye, Bobby. 217 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,006 Bye, jan. 218 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,175 Oh! 219 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,181 Oh! Oh! 220 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,356 Ow! 221 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:46,242 Hey, you stupid little punk kid, stay out of the road! 222 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,753 Davy Jones is the most. 223 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,797 I sure wish he'd write back. I wrote him over a month ago. 224 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,175 But, marcia, he gets millions of letters. 225 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,737 But I'm president of his fan club, 226 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,180 and I invited him to entertain at the school dance. 227 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,558 A big rock star like that can't just drop everything for our dance. 228 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,102 Geez, you can be so silly sometimes. 229 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,188 All right, everybody out. This is a carjack. 230 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,733 Well, of course this is a car. 231 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,360 But my name's not Jack, it's Greg. 232 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,944 And this is my sister marcia. 233 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,530 - And you are? - Eddie. 234 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,116 Wait a minute. Didn't you hear me? Get out now! 235 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,534 This is a carjacking. 236 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:32,372 Oh, Greg, I think he has a flat tire. He must need a Jack. 237 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,832 - Sorry, Eddie. - Uh, we don't have a Jack. 238 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,501 But don't worry. I'll call AAA 239 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,045 - as soon as we get to school. - It was so nice to meet you. 240 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,089 Bye-bye. 241 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,591 Hey, you moron! 242 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,302 Out of the way, jerk! 243 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,888 Now, don't worry about the house, honey. 244 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,932 I'm sure Mr. Phillips will advance me the money. 245 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,809 Oh, of course he will. 246 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,852 You're the best player on his team. 247 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,105 Mm. Go get 'em, tiger. 248 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,483 Tiger, tiger... 249 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,319 Whatever happened to that dog? 250 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,363 Ha! Brady. 251 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,614 Morning, Larry. 252 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,926 You know, I was just reading about some beautiful property 253 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,326 available up in Utah. 254 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,204 I'll bet you'd feel right at home there. 255 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,206 Blue skies, clean living, osmonds. 256 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,501 Thanks, Larry, but I'm still not interested in moving. 257 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,044 I love this house. 258 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,381 Carol loves it, the kids love it, Alice loves it. 259 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,007 It was our first house all together. 260 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,801 Half a mil, take it or leave it. 261 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,972 Like I said, there's nothing that could get us to sell. 262 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,266 I designed this house myself. 263 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,725 It's in perfect condition. 264 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:39,564 Carol thinks so, the kids think so, Alice thinks so. 265 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,023 I'm sorry. 266 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,193 Well, you can't blame a guy for trying, huh? 267 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,452 Putz. 268 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,377 Uh, excuse me, Mr. Dittmeyer. 269 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,255 But, as a member of the safety patrol, 270 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,340 I must warn you that your hedge is overgrown 271 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,218 and can block the view of the street for oncoming traffic. 272 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,722 I know this because I was on my bike and checked out the sight lines myself. 273 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,349 - Mm. Well, you see, Billy... - Bobby. 274 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,684 Like it matters. 275 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,478 I grew my hedge tall for a reason. 276 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,273 So, I wouldn't have to see your family. 277 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,317 Thank you for your concern. 278 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,754 Stand back from the vehicle. 279 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,667 You are standing too close to the vehicle. 280 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:46,214 J” I've seen the future and this is it j” 281 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,149 J” warmer, girl j” 282 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,944 j” making the music softerj” 283 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,406 See you later. 284 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,414 Oh, hey there, groovy chick. 285 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,208 Oh, great. 286 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,254 Do I look like a yellow, fuzzy baby bird to you? 287 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,838 Hey, that's funny, Donna. 288 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,341 You know, you are really happening in a far-out way. 289 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,927 How about you and me going out for a soda after school? 290 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,137 Sorry. I got a step class. 291 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,101 Well, if you're having problems with your steps, 292 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,451 maybe you should let me carry your books to history class. 293 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:43,563 I can hold my own books, and it's not history, it's "herstory." 294 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,523 Wow. 295 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,737 Hi, everybody. 296 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,951 J” a goddess on a mountaintop j” 297 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,913 j” was burnin'like a srlver flame j” 298 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,249 j” the summit of beauty... j” 299 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,542 hey, marcia. 300 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,043 Hello, Doug Simpson. 301 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,795 J” and Venus was her name j” 302 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,213 god, she drives me crazy! 303 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,923 J” she's got itj” 304 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,300 I got to have that. 305 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,634 I live next door to her. 306 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,721 And she's harder to get into than a Pearl jam concert. 307 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,515 What are you guys talking about? 308 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,559 Just how twisted the Bradys are. 309 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,519 Especially marcia. 310 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,354 What a retro-wannabe. 311 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,315 I think Peter's a babe. 312 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,735 Well, in a gilligan sort of way. 313 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,987 What, are you nuts? 314 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,865 Biology. Take notes. 315 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,284 What? 316 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,920 - Hi, marcia. - Hi. 317 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,214 Oh, guess what? My mom said I can sleep over. 318 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,341 - Oh, really? - Yes. 319 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,051 That's great, Noreen. Guess what else. 320 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,719 Doug just said hi to me. 321 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,305 He is so dreamy, isn't he? 322 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,973 Yeah, I guess. 323 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,558 If you like that sort of thing. 324 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,562 So, can I carry your books to class? 325 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,564 Sure, Noreen. 326 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,441 After all, you are my best friend. 327 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,446 - Uh-oh. Here comes Doug. Go away. - Sure. 328 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,864 - No, no. Stay. - Okay. 329 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:17,948 No, no. Leave. 330 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,367 - Fine. - No, no, stay 331 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,786 and pretend I just said something really funny. 332 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,330 What? Oh. 333 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,417 Hi, marcia. 334 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,501 What's up? 335 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,837 Oh, um, hi, Doug. 336 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,441 Listen, I was just wondering, if you're not doing anything Friday night, 337 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,258 maybe you'd like to go to the dance with me. 338 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,679 Sure. That would be a blast. 339 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,264 Cool. You'll hear from me. 340 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,766 Great. 341 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,021 He's so outta sight. 342 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,776 Oh, my gosh! 343 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,903 - I just remembered. - What? 344 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,656 I already told Charlie I would go to the dance with him. 345 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,618 So I can't go out with two boys at once. 346 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:07,498 I like Charlie, but Doug is so cute. 347 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,834 And, after all, he is the big man on campus. 348 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,171 Noreen, what am I going to do? 349 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:17,925 This is the worst mess I've ever gotten myself into. The worst! 350 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,219 - Oh. - My life is over! 351 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,434 So, that is what males experience 352 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,769 during the onset of puberty. 353 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,481 Now, as far as the young women are concerned, 354 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,192 first, we begin with ovulation 355 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,320 and its effect on the female body. 356 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,032 - Peter? - Yes, miss lynley? 357 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,785 Why don't you come up here and take the pointer. 358 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,583 And we will trace the path of the ovum through the fallopian tube, 359 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,502 where the uterine lining is flushed through the vagina. 360 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,050 Peter! 361 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:01,927 Peter! 362 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,348 So, jan, what can I help you with? 363 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,975 Teen pregnancy? 364 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,226 Bulimia? 365 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,854 Uh, suicidal tendencies? 366 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,690 No. It's my stupid glasses. 367 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,986 I know I should wear them. 368 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,280 I look at myself in the mirror every morning 369 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,784 and I say to myself, "jan, put on your glasses." 370 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,621 But then I say, "you look like a super creep. Take them off." 371 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,415 It's like my head tells me to do different things, 372 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,125 and I get very confused. 373 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,585 Inner voices? 374 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,253 Good. That's good. 375 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:37,880 Let's explore that. 376 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,007 What does she mean, "r'nner voices"? 377 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,218 I don't think that's any of her business. 378 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,428 But rt's her job to ask questions. 379 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,263 You are so dumb. 380 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,183 I don't have inner voices. 381 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:53,562 Now, jan, paranoid schizophrenia is very common 382 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,899 amongst the children of blended families. 383 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,984 You are the middle child, aren't you? 384 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,361 Middle chrld? 385 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,489 Don't you mean marcr'a Brady's little sister? 386 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,242 Wait a mr'nute. She is just trying to help. 387 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,993 Help? Wake up! 388 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:11,956 She's just looking for an excuse to bring up marcia. Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! 389 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,083 Yes! I'm in the middle! 390 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,254 Well, it sounds like you have a serious case 391 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,881 of middle child syndrome. 392 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,925 But you needn't worry. 393 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,386 Here's a copy of my book. 394 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,597 And my tapes. 395 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:33,936 In the meantime, do something to make yourself stand out, 396 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,898 give you your own look apart from your siblings. 397 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,984 A new look. 398 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,986 That's it. 399 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,947 Gee, thanks, Mrs. Cummings. 400 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,408 Jan. 401 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,410 Come back when you're pregnant. 402 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,163 And, girl, you better work. 403 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,546 There ain't no justice! 404 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,298 - Hi, Holly. - Hi. 405 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,591 Can I give you a hand? 406 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,175 Yeah. Thanks. 407 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,845 I'm over here. 408 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,850 Hey, petey. 409 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,977 Look, Leon. 410 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,437 It's Holly's little friend. 411 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,397 Hey, knock it off or I'll... 412 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:20,983 Or you'll what? 413 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,234 Dittmeyer! 414 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,612 Do it and die. 415 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,828 I'm going to get you, Brady. 416 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,916 A $20,000 advance? 417 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,043 Huh. I'd like to, Mike, 418 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:42,004 but, uh, we're still hurting from the recession. 419 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,798 I only have three developers coming all this week. 420 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,384 Let me have a shot at those projects, Mr. Phillips. 421 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,846 If I can sell one of them my design, you could front me the advance, right? 422 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,265 Sure, but... 423 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,645 How should I put this delicately, Mike? 424 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:02,691 Your designs are from another time. 425 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,611 That's kind of you to say, Mr. Phillips. 426 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:09,198 I've always thought of my style as classic, as well. 427 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,783 I'll get right to work. 428 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,455 Well, Mr. Amir, what do you think? 429 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:18,916 I love it. 430 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,087 But it's too interesting. 431 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,713 I want something simple. 432 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,592 A couple of self-serve pump and a slurpee machine. 433 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,429 Sorry. 434 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,685 It's only strike one, Mr. Phillips. 435 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,728 I've still got two more times at bat. 436 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:46,735 Cinderella, dressed in yellow, 437 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,446 went to the ball to kiss the f... 438 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,366 Hey, Heidi, go yodel in your own yard, huh? 439 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,451 Okay, Mr. Dittmeyer. 440 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,003 Vvhoa! 441 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,604 Hey! Hey, little girl! 442 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,693 I got to get something out of my truck. 443 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,904 Don't let anybody touch this wire. 444 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:33,699 - Can you do that? - Of course. 445 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,249 Daddy, there's a Brady in our yard! 446 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,881 I thought I told you to stay in your own yard. 447 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,426 Yes. But you see, Mr. Dittmeyer, I'm simply standing here... 448 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,345 You know, the lisp thing is really getting old. 449 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:58,149 So why don't you hop back on the Swiss miss package where you belong? 450 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,352 Oh. Don't forget yourjump rope. 451 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:16,408 Try it and you're spam. 452 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:25,667 Well, Mr. Brady, did you hit a home run today? 453 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,421 My design didn't even make it to first base. 454 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:41,100 You know, maybe we should think about taking Mr. Dittmeyer up on his offer. 455 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,977 You're serious about selling the house? 456 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,105 Carol, I designed this house myself, 457 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,316 every color, every brick, every sheet of formica. 458 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,193 If I knew another way out, I'd take it. 459 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,738 But where else are we going to find $20,000 by the end of the week? 460 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,156 Oh, no. 461 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,951 We're going to have to sell our house. 462 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:18,053 What is it, Cindy? I'm busy writing a song for Danielle. 463 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,472 I have to tell you something. 464 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,266 Okay. 465 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,018 But I can't tell you, 'cause that would be tattling. 466 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:28,188 Come on, Cindy. If it's important, it's not tattling. 467 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,525 I'm never going to tell that mom and dad have to sell the house 468 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,110 because they owe $20,000. 469 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,196 Oops. 470 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,740 And that's why I called this meeting. 471 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,909 But Greg, what are we going to do? 472 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:45,622 Yeah. If we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move. 473 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:48,542 - And go to a new school. - And make new friends. 474 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:52,087 But, jan, you don't have any friends. 475 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,423 Wait. We can save the house. 476 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,176 - We can raise the money ourselves. - But how? 477 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,928 Well, we can each get jobs and earn extra money. 478 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,096 Hey, neato idea. 479 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,807 Gee, there are so many things I'm good at. 480 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,309 I wouldn't know where to start. 481 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,687 Oh, I'm just so perfect at so many things. 482 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,355 You're just jealous, jan. 483 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,482 I'm going to make some serious cash. 484 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,902 Oh, yeah? Well, I bet I can make more than you. 485 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,487 Ha! With what, shrimpo? Your tooth fairy money? 486 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,031 Who are you calling "shrimpo"? 487 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,450 Hey, mom always said don't play ball in the house. 488 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,285 - I wasn't playing ball! - I'm gonna tell. 489 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,371 Hey, you guys, stop fighting! 490 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,308 If we're going to save this house for mom and dad, 491 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:31,001 we've each got to make as much as we can. 492 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,085 Yeah. 493 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,170 Yeah. 494 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,421 - Yeah. - Yeah. 495 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,756 Yeah. 496 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,682 But, jan, you don't have any friends. 497 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,018 You're just jealous, jan. 498 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,990 Jan! What are you doing? 499 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,367 Go back to sleep, Cindy. 500 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:04,993 Jan, don't! 501 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,787 Marcia's hair is so beautiful. 502 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:11,041 Exactly. That's why I'm going to get a lot of money when I sell it. 503 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,177 Jan, what are you doing? 504 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,346 Oh, marcia. 505 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,348 I love your hair. 506 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,725 Ooh! What a groovy hairdo. 507 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,727 Oh, you're so beautiful! 508 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,021 No! She's supposed to look bad. 509 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:37,609 No! No! 510 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,615 What a horrible dream. 511 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,002 Greg, have you gone bananas? 512 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,963 No. I just found a way to save our house. 513 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,674 I'm going to become a rock star. 514 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,093 That's great, Greg, 515 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,096 but I need some advice about something really important. 516 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,558 See, Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. 517 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,853 Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him, too. 518 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,271 What am I going to do? 519 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,899 Well, you just tell the guy you don't want to go with 520 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,443 that something suddenly came up. 521 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,361 And that works? 522 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,822 Sure. Girls say it to me all the time. 523 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,788 - Hey, marcia. - Oh, hi, Charlie. 524 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,207 I can't wait until the dance Friday night. 525 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,668 Oh, um... 526 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,087 About the dance, Charlie... 527 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,591 Well, something suddenly came up. 528 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,389 Oh, well, you know, that's okay. Uh, maybe some other time? 529 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,766 Sure. 530 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,060 - Bye. - Bye. 531 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,271 Greg was right. 532 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,941 Well, that takes care of that problem. 533 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,778 Let's see what's next. 534 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,199 Hmm. 535 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:23,090 "Attention! Missing school office supplies. Reward offered." 536 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:26,593 Office supplies? I don't know what you're talking about. 537 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,470 Yeah. I heard it before. 538 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,365 You know, I've got reward money riding on this. 539 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,723 Now, spread 'em. 540 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:39,773 Oh, come on, Mrs. Whitfield! You're going to have to do better than that! 541 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:53,578 Boy, you sure have some strong thigh muscles, Mrs. Whitfield. 542 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,164 But I've been here for hours! 543 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,208 Please! You won't regret it! I guarantee it! 544 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,668 Please. 545 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,004 Weren't you ever a kid with a dream of making something of yourself? 546 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,054 "Clowns"? 547 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,807 "Beanstalks"? 548 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,518 - What the hell is this? - This is a guaranteed gold record! 549 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,445 Look, what did you say your name was, again? 550 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,822 Bravo... Johnny bravo. 551 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,657 Listen, bravo, 552 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,034 today's sound is raw, with an edge. 553 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,704 Seattle, grunge, garage bands. 554 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,248 Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle? 555 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,878 Well, hey there, groovy chick. 556 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,922 Hmm... mm-mmm. 557 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:49,050 Yeah. It went fabulous. Put the head back on, Fletcher. 558 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,195 - Now, lr'ste... - Listen, uh, I am closing in 559 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,305 on the, uh... on the Bradys, though. They'll be... 560 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,598 Make sure... 561 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,434 Can I call you back, Mr. Feldman? My car phone's ringing. 562 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,104 Hello. 563 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,356 Hello. I'm calling from a marketing firm. 564 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,692 We 'd just like a few minutes of your time. 565 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,360 Ow! 566 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,406 Do you ever use pens and pencrls? I know you do... 567 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:15,494 Oh, hi, Mrs. Dittmeyer! 568 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,537 I'm here to see Eric. 569 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:18,955 Oh, hi, greggie. 570 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:23,335 Oh, Greg? I'm so glad you're here. 571 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,253 - I've got some more of your mail. - Oh. 572 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,547 Oh, gee, your hands are full. 573 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,257 Let me just... 574 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,846 My, you've gotten so big. 575 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,515 You're almost as big as your daddy. 576 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,100 And I'm still growing. 577 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,936 Right before my very eyes. 578 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,357 Your pants are so tight. 579 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,608 Hey, Mrs. Dittmeyer. 580 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692 Peter! 581 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,403 Uh, can I mow your lawn? I'm trying to earn some extra money. 582 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,738 Sure. 583 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,908 Two Bradys... 584 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,576 Tell you what, when you boys are done, 585 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,079 why don't you come inside and help me make a sandwich? 586 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,758 Penny for your thoughts. 587 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,469 How about 20,000 of them? 588 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,847 You're worried about the house, aren't you? 589 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,891 I told you I'd take care of everything. 590 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:25,230 Oh, Mike, it's just that we're so happy here. 591 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:30,402 I sure would miss our kitchen and our garden, and Alice! 592 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:33,154 If we lose her, who'll make the lunches I pass out? 593 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,841 - And who'll answer the phone... - "Brady residence." 594 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:36,866 And who'll help me... 595 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:40,036 Now, honey, Alice isn't going anywhere, and neither are we. 596 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,292 Besides, she doesn't do everything around her. 597 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,881 Time to put your bookmark in, Mr. Brady. 598 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,688 I sure am glad your mom let you sleep over on a school night. 599 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,818 Marcia, I have to tell you something. 600 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:18,700 You are the prettiest girl in the entire school. 601 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,411 I know. 602 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,956 But how can I use my good looks and sparkling personality 603 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,042 to make money and save our house? 604 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,755 That's it! 605 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,050 I could be a teen model! 606 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,845 Oh, thanks, Noreen! You're the greatest! 607 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,310 - Noreen? - Mm? 608 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,312 Is that you? 609 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,607 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was my leg. 610 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:53,109 Night. 611 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,570 Sweet dreams, marcia. 612 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,162 I still don't know why you had to tag along. 613 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,622 This is my thing. 614 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:08,708 You're not the only one who can be a model, you know. 615 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,712 Ooh. 616 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,173 Those are pretty pictures. 617 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,050 What have you modeled for? 618 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,134 Guess. 619 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,097 Are you a Breck girl? 620 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,431 No. Guess jeans. 621 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,558 Okay, um... 622 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:29,646 Levis, wrangler, oshkosh b'gosh? 623 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:32,440 - Brady girls? - That's us. 624 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:36,653 So, you're professional models? 625 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,113 - Yes, we are! - Of course! 626 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,031 So, what do you have to show me? 627 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,574 Plenty. 628 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,183 - Oh. - Why don't we take five. 629 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,728 You. 630 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,813 Wow. 631 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,862 - Thank you! - Why does everyone always choose marcia? 632 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,655 What does she have that I don't have? 633 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:24,743 Now, marcia, I may be able to use you, 634 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:28,663 but first, you're going to have to do a little work on yourself. 635 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,874 You mean like walking with a book on my head? 636 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:34,043 No. I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth 637 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,838 and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. 638 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,840 How do you feel about breast implants? 639 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,762 Cut my hair? 640 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,351 And, after much consideration, Mr. Swanson, 641 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,979 I designed a structure especially for your needs. 642 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,106 So, what do you think? 643 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:01,029 Well, it's just too good a design for a fast food joint. 644 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,697 You see what I'm saying, Phillips? 645 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,992 This is... I think you're pumping a dry well here. 646 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:08,203 You understand what I'm saying? All right. 647 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,372 I'll be in touch with you. Sorry, Mikey. 648 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:16,044 Well, strike two. 649 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:24,135 There's got to be a way to make $20,000. 650 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:31,476 Hey. "Search for the stars is looking for fresh young musical acts. 651 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:34,479 First prize, $20,000." 652 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,648 Hmm. 653 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,817 Too bad I'm not a musical act. 654 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,235 Hey, marcia! 655 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,988 I'm not marcia! I'm jan! 656 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,199 The usual, Sam. 657 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,535 Sure thing, Mrs. Brady. 658 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,662 Twenty pounds of ground round coming right up. 659 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,455 Carol, are you still eating red meat? 660 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:55,333 Why, of course! I've got growing kids! 661 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,168 I have to think about their health! 662 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,212 Isn't Sam the best? 663 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:02,006 We're sure going to miss this place when we move, won't we? 664 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,174 Oh, we're not moving. 665 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,802 You're not? I thought everyone on the block was. 666 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,887 Mike says there's no reason to sell. 667 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:09,347 We'll be here forever. 668 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,182 There you go, Mrs. Brady. 669 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,977 Thanks, Sam. 670 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,145 Have a nice day. 671 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,274 - Bye, Sam. - Bye. 672 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,782 Marcia, could you call the troops to dinner? 673 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,035 In a second, I'm just checking for a letter from Davy Jones. 674 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,788 Nothing. 675 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,833 Oh, Alice, if I don't get an answer from him soon, 676 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,960 I'll be the most humiliated girl in the world. 677 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:42,755 You think waiting three weeks for an answer is rough? 678 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,674 Try waiting 20 years for the question. 679 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,594 Alice. 680 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,973 Hey, Greg, you're the Casanova of Clinton Avenue. 681 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,183 How can I get Holly to go for me? 682 00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:56,561 Well, chicks love compliments, man. 683 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,104 Just tell her how groovy she is. 684 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,272 And that really works? 685 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,316 Trust me. It always gets a reaction. 686 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,860 Now, throw me a pass. 687 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:06,362 Twenty-four, 32, set, hike. 688 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,117 Dinner's ready... ooh, my nose! 689 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,580 - Are you all right? - Oh, gee. I'm sorry, marcia. 690 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,290 - Yeah, me, too. - Oh. 691 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,375 Let's have a look, marcia. 692 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:27,008 I look awful, just awful. 693 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,886 I can never show my face in school again. 694 00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:31,304 I'm ruined. 695 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,392 Sweetheart, I know you feel terrible, but it's going to get better. 696 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,811 I'm sure no one will ever notice. 697 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,232 Oh, my goodness, what happened to your... 698 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,903 Mother's favorite picture? 699 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,488 It's crooked. 700 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,448 I mean, the painting's crooked. 701 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:52,700 I think I'd better go. 702 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,786 I think I hear the nose boy. 703 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:58,247 I mean, the newsboy. Oh, boy, did I blow it. 704 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,460 Now I'll never be a teen model. 705 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,337 I'll never be anything. 706 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,797 What's the point of living? 707 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,256 I might as well die. 708 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,515 Don't forget my $10 reward money. 709 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:19,394 I made more than you, almost $12. 710 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,854 Well, I got $15 from Mrs. Dittmeyer. 711 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,439 Boy, is she a good tipper. 712 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,567 But we're still nowhere near $20,000. 713 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:27,860 This is just awful. 714 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,904 You can say that again. 715 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:33,116 Tonight's the school dance, and my nose still hasn't gone down. 716 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,955 Hey, I saw something on the bulletin board at school 717 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,290 about a search for the stars contest. 718 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,960 They're looking for fresh, young musical groups. 719 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:47,422 First prize is exactly $20,000. 720 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,383 - Oh, sure, jan, like we'd really win. - Oh, jan... 721 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:53,028 - We'd never have a chance of winning. - We might as well Rob a bank. 722 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,930 Guys, there's no point in fighting. We're running out of time, 723 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,825 and we still have to find a way out of this mess. 724 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,226 I sure am going to miss this house. 725 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:03,604 Uh-oh. Here comes mom and dad. 726 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,416 All right, now, remember, everyone, act happy. 727 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,275 We can't let on that we know anything. 728 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:17,535 Mike, you don't think the kids suspect anything, do you? 729 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,203 Oh, no, of course not. 730 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:23,166 Well, just to make sure, we should act extra happy. 731 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:26,252 Well, you know what makes us the happiest. 732 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,922 Potato sack race! 733 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:32,592 Get ready, get set, go! 734 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:37,930 So, what can I do you for? 735 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:40,475 You can explain to me what Mrs. Brady told my wife. 736 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:44,771 Yeah, if Mike Brady won't sell, we're all screwed. 737 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,608 Well, allow me to take this opportunity to set the record straight. 738 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:51,069 The Bradys are selling, my clients are buying, 739 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:53,362 and you are all making out like bandits. 740 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,823 - Scotch, Steve? - Are you calling my wife a liar? 741 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,493 Steve, no. 742 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,787 I'm just saying you can't believe the Bradys. 743 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:03,164 You've all seen the insane stuff that goes on over there. 744 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,043 How about this astroturf lawn they treat like real grass, huh? 745 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:12,090 And, excuse me, a family that's happy all the time? 746 00:43:12,173 --> 00:43:13,549 Not possible. 747 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:17,303 It is strange how they spend their weekends, 748 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:20,014 - hopping around in potato sacks. - Yeah. 749 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:23,392 And you know something? I hear that their maid works for free. 750 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:24,685 Can you understand that? 751 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:25,770 - I can't. No. - No. 752 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,939 You know, I was over there once. 753 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,649 One bathroom for nine people. 754 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,692 - Get out of here. - Stop, please. 755 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,820 And I never did see a toilet. 756 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:36,239 Oh, please, they've got to put it somewhere. 757 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,367 - Come on. - I rest my case. 758 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,162 Hi. I'm Doug Simpson. 759 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,623 Marcia's date. 760 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,376 Oh, right, the big man on campus. 761 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,502 Come on in, Doug. 762 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,254 Marcia, Doug's here. 763 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,298 Hi, Doug. 764 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,592 Big man on campus, huh? 765 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,470 Yeah, right. 766 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:04,809 Hi, Doug. 767 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:07,645 Hi, marcia. Is anything wrong? 768 00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:11,732 Sweetheart, I think you better show him. 769 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:22,034 I suppose you don't want to go out with me now, huh? 770 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:23,870 Of course I do. 771 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:25,496 It's not your nose I'm after. 772 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:30,209 That's a fine boy marcia's got there. 773 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:34,255 Oh, marcia, it looks like rain. You better take your shawl. 774 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,840 Thanks. 775 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,927 Uh, Doug, how about you? Do you have any protection? 776 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,930 Yes, ma'am, assorted colors and textures. 777 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,432 Good for you. 778 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,184 Have fun, kids. 779 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,518 Bye-bye. 780 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:57,111 But, Doug, this isn't the school dance. 781 00:44:57,195 --> 00:45:00,948 I just figured we'd come up here and unwind a little bit before we go down. 782 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,950 Mind if I change the station? 783 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:09,916 Oh, it is windy tonight. 784 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:11,334 Maybe we should put the top up. 785 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,544 I'll keep you warm, marcia. 786 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:17,089 Uh, Doug, your hand is on my shoulder. 787 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:22,428 Well, that's third base, and I don't go that far. 788 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:27,391 Doug, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth. 789 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:29,018 That's called a French kiss, marcia. 790 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:31,520 I thought you were from Nebraska. 791 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:33,272 I am. 792 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,359 Listen, Doug, I don't know what you were thinking, 793 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,194 but I don't do things like that. 794 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:42,073 You may live your life one way, but we Bradys follow our own drummer. 795 00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,534 So, I hope this doesn't sour the rest of our date. 796 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,122 You Bradys suck! 797 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,257 Excuse me. 798 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,510 No, thank you. I don't take rides from strangers. 799 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,429 I was just wondering how to get to west Dale high school. 800 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,265 West Dale high? 801 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:43,634 Hey, you're one groovy chick. 802 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,678 You're really happening in a far-out way. 803 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,221 Thanks. 804 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,534 Peter! 805 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,087 Yeah! 806 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,390 Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please? 807 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,393 You may all know me as Greg Brady, 808 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:37,396 but tonight, I'd like to introduce you to 809 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,023 Johnny bravo! 810 00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:46,489 For my first song, 811 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:49,867 I'd like to sing a number I wrote for the grooviest chick at west Dale high. 812 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,372 One, two three, four. 813 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:17,061 Ah-ha-ha-ha! 814 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,072 Hi, everybody. 815 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,824 It's the new jan Brady. 816 00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,076 Am I a hit? 817 00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,286 Do you like it? 818 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,292 Hmm. 819 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:43,170 Wow, it worked. 820 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,297 I really did make a splash. 821 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,551 Can I have your attention, please? 822 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:51,554 I have some news that's going to make everyone flip. 823 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,722 - Hey, what about me? - I love you! 824 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,766 I thought he might show up, 825 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,726 but I didn't want to get all your hopes up. 826 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,603 Marcia did it again. 827 00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:02,189 Marcia, marcia, marcia! 828 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:05,901 But here he is. Davy Jones! 829 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,156 - Hey, grandpa. - Oh, man! 830 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,283 Thanks a lot for being here, Davy. 831 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:13,617 I mean, Mr. Jones. 832 00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:16,287 Anything for my number-one fan. 833 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,389 Look, it really is Davy Jones! 834 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,424 - Hi, Charlie. - Hey, marcia. 835 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,676 It was rude of me to break our date. 836 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,637 How can I make it up to you? 837 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,682 Well, marcia, how about a dance? 838 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:21,227 Why, I'd love to, Charlie Anderson. 839 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,421 Hi. 840 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:18,427 Hey, where are you going? 841 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:20,512 Something suddenly came up. 842 00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:24,850 Hey, marcia, you looked great up there. 843 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,352 Thanks, Noreen. 844 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:29,897 Hey, marcia, you got a sec? 845 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:31,940 Forget it, Doug. 846 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:35,027 Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat. 847 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,867 Slut. 848 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:49,708 Um, marcia, would you get our coats? 849 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,044 I have a little matter to discuss. 850 00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:54,296 Sure, Charlie. 851 00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:59,301 Hey, I heard what you said, Doug. 852 00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,505 And I'm not going to let you talk to marcia like that. 853 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,806 - Yeah? - Yeah. 854 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:05,659 Well, what are you going to do about it, geek? 855 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,352 I'm going to lose... 856 00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:11,939 - Consciousness. - Hey, Doug. 857 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,191 How's about a little punch? 858 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:21,532 Is he dead? 859 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:29,039 Wow, Charlie, thanks. 860 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,632 Couldn't have done it better myself. 861 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,515 Here. 862 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,772 Are you okay? 863 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,574 I really had a great time, marcia. 864 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,451 Yeah, me, too, Charlie. 865 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,578 Well... 866 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,539 - Bye. - Bye. 867 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,666 Uh, marcia? 868 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,919 So, um, can... 869 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,338 Can I have a kiss good night? 870 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,467 Yeah. Okay, Charlie. 871 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,100 Marcia, 872 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,686 I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth. 873 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,314 It's called a French kiss, Charlie. 874 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,233 Um, marcia, I got to go. 875 00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,194 Something suddenly came up. 876 00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:59,463 Thirty-two, 24, hrke. 877 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:00,839 Dinner's ready. 878 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,343 Oh, my nose! 879 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:12,434 What a nice dream. 880 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:17,481 Jan, what is it? Has my nose gotten worse? 881 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:20,192 No. It's better. 882 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:31,471 The hardest thing about the health club business 883 00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:33,539 is getting people to leave their house. 884 00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,583 Well, what do you think? 885 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,418 I love it. 886 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:44,174 Consider yourself hired. 887 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,565 Uh-huh. You would? 888 00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:00,941 I see. 889 00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:05,237 All right. 890 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,621 Mom, dad? 891 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,258 Hey, why the gloom? 892 00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:28,552 Well, we just had a kid meeting, 893 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:33,223 and, well, we decided that we don't mind if we have to move. 894 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:36,268 We tried to raise the money for the tax bill ourselves, 895 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,145 but there are only two days left, 896 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:40,856 and all we could come up with was $110. 897 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,566 What? 898 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:45,110 How did you know about the house and the tax bill? 899 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,364 Oops. 900 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:53,410 Cindy, do I have to remind you that when you tattle on somebody, 901 00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:56,413 you're not just telling on them, you're telling on yourself and... 902 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,790 Telling them that you're a tattletale. 903 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:01,376 Yeah. We've heard it, dad. Thanks. 904 00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:05,464 Kids, you have nothing to worry about. 905 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:07,591 Today your father sold a design, 906 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:10,886 and now he can get that $20,000 advance. 907 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:17,184 I appreciate what you all tried to do, and from now on, no more secrets. 908 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,561 The important thing is we still have our home. 909 00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:20,979 So, let's celebrate. 910 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:24,066 Put on your Sunday best, kids. We're going to sears. 911 00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:06,608 Hey, everybody, look at Alice. 912 00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:10,779 Far out, Alice. 913 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:12,197 Outta sight. 914 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,992 - Neato. - And I thought Sam had magic fingers. 915 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:19,371 Oh, Alice. 916 00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:26,962 Hey, everybody, look. 917 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,714 Come on, gang, let's have a look. 918 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:30,882 I'm on TV. 919 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:47,357 Oh, my god. Tori spelling is here autographing her new perfume! 920 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:18,263 Bill. Brady. 921 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:19,806 Occupant. 922 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,099 Bill. 923 00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:22,392 Brady. 924 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:26,438 "Joint consolidated tax bill. Final notice. 925 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:31,193 Dear Mr. Brady, 926 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:33,487 due to your failure to pay, 927 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:38,283 house will be auctioned 2:00 pm. Tomorrow... 928 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:41,286 $20,000." 929 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,872 Dena? 930 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,290 Dena. 931 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:49,503 This is the greatest day of our lives. 932 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,213 Did the kids run away? 933 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:53,590 No. We are rich. 934 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:58,053 We are going to be filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich. 935 00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:00,263 - Larry? - Yeah? 936 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:02,557 Get me my ice mask. 937 01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,018 Forget your ice mask. 938 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,979 We're going to be so rich you can hire an eskimo to sit on your face. 939 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:19,282 It's open. 940 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,868 Of course it is. 941 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,162 - Morning. - Morning, Larry. 942 01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:27,290 If you're here about the offer, the answer's still no. 943 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:29,501 I haven't changed my mind. 944 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:30,627 No need for that. 945 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:33,046 I know you won't be selling this house, 946 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:36,216 because after the auction tomorrow at 2:00, I'll own it. 947 01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:38,176 Well, I don't think there'll be any auction. 948 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,054 What? 949 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:42,898 Well, luckily, I just sold one of my designs, 950 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,934 so it looks like the Bradys are here to stay. 951 01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:53,233 So, which firm was lucky enough to snag one of your designs, Mike? 952 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:57,320 And, of course if you ever need a property for one of your health clubs, 953 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,656 - I'm your man. - Oh, thank you. 954 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:03,451 Well, well. What have we here? 955 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:06,413 This is one of our new gyms that we're constructing. 956 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,665 We are negotiating to buy the design right now. 957 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:11,042 Really? Who's your architect? 958 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:14,337 A very talented fellow, name of Brady. 959 01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:17,340 I guess you won't be breaking ground until after he dries out. 960 01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:18,592 Dries out? 961 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,154 I really shouldn't say anything. Guy's been through a lot lately, 962 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:22,947 what with the charges filed against him and everything. 963 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:24,097 Charges? 964 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:25,682 Criminal negligence. 965 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:28,310 A building he designed completely collapsed. 966 01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:31,646 Old folks home, Christmas day. 967 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:34,733 All those cute, little visiting grandchildren. 968 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,443 Some with puppies. 969 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:41,031 Let's take a moment to honor their memory, shall we? 970 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,212 I'll get it. 971 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,173 Brady residence. 972 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,884 You did? I see. When? 973 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,177 Uh-huh. 974 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:04,888 They did? 975 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,473 Why not? 976 01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:08,558 Uh-huh. 977 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,269 Yeah? 978 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:13,271 Right. 979 01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:15,190 Well, bye. 980 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,986 - Bad news, I'm afraid. - Oh, Mike. What? 981 01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:22,989 The flex factory pulled out of the project this morning. 982 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,407 They're not going with my design. 983 01:02:24,491 --> 01:02:26,868 Oh, Mike. Why? 984 01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:28,411 Well, they wouldn't say. 985 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:30,622 I guess, this means it's over. 986 01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:33,458 Unless a miracle happens by 2:00 tomorrow, 987 01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,710 the county is going to auction our house. 988 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,420 Oh, Mike. How? 989 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,549 Kids, I'm afraid the money that we were counting on 990 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:43,718 is no longer a possibility. 991 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:48,181 But I want you to remember that no matter where we go, 992 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:50,183 or whatever house we're in, 993 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,644 we'll be fine as long as we're together. 994 01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:55,522 So, I don't want to see any more frowns. 995 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,107 We're Bradys. 996 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,775 And as a wise man once said, 997 01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:01,361 "wherever you go, there you are." 998 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,864 I never thought of it that way, dad. 999 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,491 Thanks, dad. 1000 01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:19,796 Boy, this is crummy. 1001 01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:22,340 Well, there must be some way out of this mess. 1002 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:23,883 Everybody think. 1003 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,810 Hey, I've got it. 1004 01:03:33,893 --> 01:03:36,479 We can enter that search for the stars contest. 1005 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:38,982 First prize is exactly $20,000. 1006 01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:40,442 That's a nifty idea, marcia. 1007 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:42,277 Great idea, marcia. 1008 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,612 - Good idea, marcia. - Am I invisible? 1009 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:46,531 Do I not have a voice? 1010 01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,366 I had that idea two days ago. 1011 01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:49,951 Stop being so selfish, jan. 1012 01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:51,453 Come on, jan. 1013 01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:53,204 - Oh, jan. - Jan. 1014 01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:55,749 Come on, you guys, we've got a big day ahead of us. 1015 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:59,336 We better get some rest if we're going to be a fresh, young musical group. 1016 01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,630 It was my idea. Mine. 1017 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,382 Didn't anybody hear me? 1018 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,634 I heard you. 1019 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:07,761 Me, too. 1020 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,181 But rt sounded better coming from marcia. 1021 01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,193 Sam, that was the juiciest meat cutters' ball I've ever been to. 1022 01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:24,736 I'm cooked. 1023 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:28,406 Alice, I want you to stick out your hand and close your eyes. 1024 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:30,033 I got a surprise for you. 1025 01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:33,578 Unless it fits on my finger, I've got to hit the sack. 1026 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:37,165 It better fit, or I'm going to have to take it back. 1027 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:41,711 Sam, I thought this day would never come. 1028 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:48,760 When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley. 1029 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,678 I'm bowled over. 1030 01:04:56,101 --> 01:05:00,021 I always thought our grandchildren would come visit us in this house. 1031 01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,732 Oh, Mike. 1032 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:09,030 You know, this is going to be our last night in this bedroom. 1033 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,327 Why, grandpa Brady. 1034 01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:43,731 Jan, where are you going? 1035 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:46,317 Some place where I can be appreciated. 1036 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:48,153 Go ahead and snitch if you want. 1037 01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:51,197 - Just give me a head start. - I wouldn't snitch. 1038 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,615 But how will we sing without you? 1039 01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:54,534 Why don't you ask marcia? 1040 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:57,078 Maybe she has another brilliant idea. 1041 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,464 Mom? Dad? 1042 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:13,428 Uh, what is it, Cindy? 1043 01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:17,474 If you know something, but you don't want to be a tattle, 1044 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:20,435 but it's very important that you tell someone... 1045 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:21,958 Cindy, let's talk about it tomorrow. 1046 01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,688 But jan could be dead by then! 1047 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:24,939 What? 1048 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,816 Oops. 1049 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,736 Why would jan run away like this? 1050 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,739 Maybe we were thinking too much about our problems 1051 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,991 and not enough about the kids. 1052 01:06:36,367 --> 01:06:40,121 Did anyone say anything that would make jan run away? 1053 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,999 Nothing more than what we usually say to her. 1054 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,459 Yeah. 1055 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,085 I'll get Alice. 1056 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:51,925 Hi, folks. 1057 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:55,053 Sam, what are you doing here? 1058 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,723 Oh, I was just delivering some meat. 1059 01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:00,600 Well, it's a good thing you're here. 1060 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,478 Jan ran away, and we need you and Alice to help find her. 1061 01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:04,812 We'll circle the block. 1062 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:06,022 You check the school. 1063 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:07,315 Come on, gang, let's go. 1064 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:08,566 Let's go. 1065 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,738 Come on, everybody, hurry up. 1066 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:14,948 Come on. 1067 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,199 Come on, Cindy. 1068 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,659 I call the way back. 1069 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,502 - I got the back seat. - I got the back seat. 1070 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:27,627 What happened? Did an animal die on your head? 1071 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:30,630 Hey, lose the hat. You'll be okay. 1072 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:11,060 Keep your eyes peeled, everybody. 1073 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:20,013 Breaker, one-nine, breaker, one-nine, 1074 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,681 this is Christmas Carol. 1075 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:24,392 Honey, no one's answered us in years. 1076 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,394 Oh, Mike, I have to try. 1077 01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:32,025 Breaker, one-nine, do you read me? 1078 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,361 Anyone out there? 1079 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:38,865 I need a 20 on a little girl. 1080 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:42,243 Blonde, blue-eyed, answers to the name of jan. 1081 01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:45,038 Tell her... 1082 01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:49,083 Mother hen and father goose love her very much. 1083 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:53,004 Come back to me if you're out there. Over. 1084 01:08:58,509 --> 01:08:59,594 Huh. 1085 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:03,181 Sounds like some family misses somebody they love very much. 1086 01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:04,515 I don't have a family. 1087 01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:06,225 Oh, no family. 1088 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:09,937 You know, sometimes I'm driving the graveyard shift 1089 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:11,314 in the middle of nowhere. 1090 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:13,900 I can't help thinking what might have been 1091 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:17,570 if I'd taken a different road, married young, had a family, 1092 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,572 three boys, three girls. 1093 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,200 Oh, then a little voice says, "are you kidding? 1094 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,786 They'd probably just treat you like a maid." 1095 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:26,245 Do you want some of this, jan? 1096 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:27,705 No, thanks. 1097 01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:30,083 You have a little voice, too? 1098 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,586 Mmm. Oh, honey, when you're on the road as long as I am, 1099 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,213 you got to talk to somebody. 1100 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:38,341 That's a trick I learned growing up. 1101 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:41,719 It's tough being a middle child. 1102 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:44,555 You're a middle child. So am I. 1103 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,975 Oh. Well, then you know what it feels like not being special. 1104 01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:50,812 What does she mean, "I'm not special?” 1105 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,498 Hey. She's just trying to help. 1106 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:53,856 My family's not much. 1107 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,526 No kids, though we do have a lot of livestock. 1108 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,779 Jan! Oh, jan! 1109 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,239 Don't listen to her! 1110 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:03,241 In this day and age, if you're lucky enough... 1111 01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:04,325 Who is that? 1112 01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:06,994 It's me, the new jan Brady. 1113 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:09,080 Let's knock over a 7-ele ven. 1114 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,998 Stop! You're scaring me! 1115 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,834 - Me too. - Me too! 1116 01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:23,970 Mom? Dad? 1117 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,515 Hi. I'm back. 1118 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:31,144 Marcia? Cindy? Are you up there? 1119 01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:35,690 Greg? Peter? Bobby? 1120 01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,485 Alice? 1121 01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:43,406 Sam? 1122 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,495 Christmas Carol, this is shultzy, come back to me. 1123 01:10:51,539 --> 01:10:53,958 Schultzy! This is Christmas Carol. 1124 01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:57,211 I got a 20 on a little girl. 1125 01:10:57,295 --> 01:11:00,715 Blue eyes, blonde hair, answers to the name of jan. 1126 01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:06,679 I just dropped her off at 4222 Clinton way. 1127 01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,849 Thank you, schultzy, thank you and god bless! 1128 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,392 Over. 1129 01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:13,186 That's a big ten-four. 1130 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:21,152 - Jan? - Jan? 1131 01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:22,278 Jan, are you here? 1132 01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:24,155 Mom? Dad? 1133 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,656 Oh, honey. 1134 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:26,949 - Oh, honey! - Oh, jan. 1135 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:28,034 Oh, sweetheart. 1136 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:29,994 I'm so glad you're safe! 1137 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,078 Oh, honey. 1138 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,373 What on earth made you run away? 1139 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,918 I thought no one wanted me here anymore, 1140 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:41,339 but when I was out in the real world, I realized that I wanted me to be here. 1141 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:44,175 You're all a part of me, 1142 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:46,135 and I'm a part of you, 1143 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,387 and there's no escaping that. 1144 01:11:49,096 --> 01:11:51,808 But it makes me feel really special. 1145 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:55,686 I couldn't have put it better myself, jan, but I'll try anyway. 1146 01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:58,250 I've always believed that it doesn't matter where your home is, 1147 01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,274 because home is where your heart is. 1148 01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:02,026 And we may lose this house, 1149 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:04,862 but we'll always have our family because we're Bradys, 1150 01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,823 and this family is our home. 1151 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,344 That's why we'll always have our home. 1152 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:11,077 As long as we have our family, 1153 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,704 even if we lose our house, we're still Bradys. 1154 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:15,957 Your father's right. 1155 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,584 - Yeah, absolutely, dad. - I never thought of it that way. 1156 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,920 Maybe we can still save the house. 1157 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:23,881 How about jan's idea of the search for the stars contest? 1158 01:12:24,549 --> 01:12:25,800 Jan's idea? 1159 01:12:26,509 --> 01:12:29,929 Yes, it was jan's. And it's a really great plan. 1160 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,556 What's search for the stars? 1161 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:34,475 It's a contest for the best musical group, 1162 01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,979 and there's a first prize of $20,000. 1163 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:41,440 And singing one of Greg's songs, we're sure to win. 1164 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,985 Well, then, you're going to have to sing it without me. 1165 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:45,278 - Huh? - What? 1166 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:46,237 Why? 1167 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,782 I thought I could change my name and my personality 1168 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:52,743 and become some big, flashy rock star, 1169 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,704 but I was just kidding myself. 1170 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:56,330 Nobody liked my act. 1171 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:59,667 I guess I just don't have what it takes. 1172 01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,963 Well, let's face it, 1173 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:07,842 Johnny bravo's nothing but Johnny rotten. 1174 01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:11,596 You're right, son. Johnny bravo doesn't have what it takes, 1175 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,347 but Greg Brady does. 1176 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:14,891 He has us, 1177 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:17,184 and this family can accomplish anything. 1178 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:20,229 Alone, we can only move buckets, but if we work together, 1179 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:21,814 we can drain rivers. 1180 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,357 Your father's right. 1181 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,276 The eight of us separate are just eight... 1182 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:27,653 Well, with Alice, we're nine, but nine... 1183 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:28,863 Yes, well, technically... 1184 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,239 And with Sam, ten. 1185 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:33,200 But ten separate, just ten. 1186 01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:36,746 Together, we're a bunch. 1187 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:38,956 Yeah. The Brady bunch. 1188 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,918 - What do you say, Greg? - Please? 1189 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:48,799 Well, what are we waiting for? 1190 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:51,552 Grab some costumes. We've got to make that contest! 1191 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:53,554 - Okay! - All right! 1192 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,243 I'm so nervous. 1193 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:17,411 Why am I so nervous? 1194 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:20,039 Stop it. You're making me nervous. 1195 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:26,087 All right, let's have a big hand for phlegm. 1196 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:31,425 Yay! 1197 01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:35,096 You sounded hot. 1198 01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:37,765 What, are you completely brain-dead? 1199 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,601 Leon missed an entire riff. Didn't you hear it? 1200 01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:42,436 I liked it. 1201 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,939 You're such a loser. 1202 01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:50,987 Hey, Eric! 1203 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:54,740 I'm sick and tired of seeing you treat Holly that way. 1204 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:56,200 In fact, 1205 01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:58,119 I'm sick and tired of you altogether. 1206 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:03,416 You're nothing but a... a big bully. 1207 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:07,628 You're dog meat, Brady. 1208 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:11,882 Do it and die, Eric. 1209 01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:18,431 Oh! 1210 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,349 Oh! 1211 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,439 Hurry, Peter. We're on. 1212 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:27,606 Thanks, Peter. 1213 01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:30,443 I think you're really neato. 1214 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:37,366 Oh, yes. I hope everybody's having a good time, because right now... 1215 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:40,036 Why, thank you, Holly. 1216 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:44,832 I think you're ginger and Mary Ann combined. 1217 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,208 For the Bradys! 1218 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:48,711 - Come on, Peter. That's us. - See ya. 1219 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:49,795 Good luck. 1220 01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:00,050 Thank you, Brady bunch. 1221 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,221 - You were great. - Great. 1222 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:06,473 Let's give the rest of our contestants a big hand 1223 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:10,186 as ourjudges tally up the scores. 1224 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,065 Thank you. 1225 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,319 And I have it right here. 1226 01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:23,449 The winner of the search for the stars $20,000 grand prize is... 1227 01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:25,743 The Brady bunch? 1228 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,626 - Hey, great job. - Thanks. 1229 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:40,716 They what? How could those losers win anything? 1230 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,469 Look, Eric, you got to stall them for me. 1231 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,596 What do you mean, what's in it for you? 1232 01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:48,116 All right, you have my permission to Pierce anything you want. 1233 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,725 Just keep 'em from getting here. 1234 01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:51,852 Damn kid. 1235 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:02,696 Come on. 1236 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:06,951 Well, here it is. 1237 01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:10,579 A check made out to the Brady bunch for $20,000. 1238 01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:12,164 - Come on, gang, let's go. - Hurry! 1239 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,529 All right, everybody. Let's hear it for them Bradys. 1240 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,311 They were something else. Thanks for coming down. 1241 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,175 I hope you had a good time and we'll see you... 1242 01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:22,383 Come on, come on. Let's go, troops! Come on! Hurry up! 1243 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,221 Hey there, groovy chicks. 1244 01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:30,307 You're all happening in far-out ways. 1245 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:33,185 Greg, hurry, the house. 1246 01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:45,239 - Now, how do you suppose that happened? - Oh, Mike. What are we going to do? 1247 01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:49,618 Marcia, look. It's ourfriend, Eddie. 1248 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,620 You remember. The guy who needed a carjack. 1249 01:19:52,204 --> 01:19:54,748 Come on, everybody. He can give us a lift. 1250 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:02,214 - Hey, Eddie! - Oh, no. 1251 01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:04,133 Can you give us a ride? 1252 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,634 A ride? 1253 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,053 Good afternoon. 1254 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,639 Having trouble with the car alarm? 1255 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,809 No. It's not our car. It's our friend Eddie's. 1256 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:17,021 Oh, really? Where are the keys, Eddie? 1257 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:18,605 I lost them. 1258 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,149 Oh, no. 1259 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:22,943 But we were counting on you to give us a ride to our house. 1260 01:20:23,027 --> 01:20:24,111 I'll run the plate. 1261 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:26,363 Uh, excuse me, officer, 1262 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,657 but I'd hate to ask a law enforcement official 1263 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:32,536 to bend the rules, especially for penal code 117 1264 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:34,204 section 33-b, 1265 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:35,622 but our house is at stake. 1266 01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:42,212 Please? 1267 01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:47,176 It's 2:00. Auction time. 1268 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,053 It's exciting, isn't it, Alice? 1269 01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:53,891 By the power authorized in me by the county of Los Angeles, 1270 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:56,226 I hereby offer this property to the highest bidder, 1271 01:20:56,310 --> 01:20:57,728 unless the owner redeems... 1272 01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,146 Come on, come on, come on. 1273 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:00,564 Okay, I'll start the bidding 1274 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:03,984 at the sum total of back taxes, $20,000. 1275 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,319 Do I have any takers? 1276 01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:07,738 Say, I've got $20,000. 1277 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,117 Stop the auction! 1278 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:15,913 We have the money for the tax bill. 1279 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:20,250 I repeat. Stop the auction. 1280 01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:22,669 We have the money for the tax bill. 1281 01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,671 The house is still ours. 1282 01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:27,466 Come on, kids. 1283 01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:32,429 Hold everything. 1284 01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:38,310 Good news, everybody. The Bradys are here to stay. 1285 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,063 You lied to us, dittmeyer. 1286 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,986 - The Bradys aren't selling. - I knew it! 1287 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,484 - You guaranteed us! - You ruined us, dittmeyer. 1288 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:48,529 - You're going to pay for this. - Now, hold on, people. Wait a minute. 1289 01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:53,450 The man you should be angry with is me, 1290 01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:55,619 'cause our house is more important than money. 1291 01:21:55,702 --> 01:21:58,038 This neighborhood is more important than money. 1292 01:21:58,122 --> 01:22:01,041 Tell me, how many times have we borrowed each other's power tools 1293 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,001 or patched up each other's kids? 1294 01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:05,295 We know so much about each other. 1295 01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,506 I know that every January, 1296 01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:10,843 Mr. Yeager's going to have that big super bowl party at his house. 1297 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:11,927 Yeah. 1298 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:14,210 We know that every spring, Mrs. Simmons is going to have 1299 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,764 the prettiest daffodils on the block. 1300 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:17,766 - They are beautiful. - They are lovely flowers. 1301 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:20,644 We know that at 10:15 every Saturday morning, 1302 01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:23,230 Mrs. Topping likes to walk through her living room naked. 1303 01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:25,941 You knew about that? 1304 01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:29,027 Call me old-fashioned, but these things are important, 1305 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,487 and they're not for sale. 1306 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,990 This is our neighborhood. 1307 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:34,700 And we're staying. 1308 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:38,162 Now, this is going to sound crazy. 1309 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:41,165 But Brady's right. 1310 01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,542 We're never going to find another neighborhood like this. 1311 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:46,128 And we'll never find neighbors like the Bradys. 1312 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,007 We're staying too. 1313 01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,383 Us too. 1314 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:52,885 So are we. 1315 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:54,052 We will, too. 1316 01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:55,554 Great. 1317 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:57,473 Gosh, I wish I lived here. 1318 01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:01,310 I mean, it's incredible. 1319 01:23:02,519 --> 01:23:04,313 You people are all staying, 1320 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:07,483 because one family 1321 01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,444 is willing to stand up for what they believe in? 1322 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:12,529 Well, that and the huge settlement 1323 01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:15,032 we're going to get after we sue dittmeyer's ass. 1324 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,451 Oh, Mike. 1325 01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:19,703 I always knew you could hit a grand slam. 1326 01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:22,456 And now we can stay in our house after all. 1327 01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:26,293 Hey, do you know who'd love to hear about this? 1328 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:28,962 Grandma! 1329 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:31,715 Hey. 1330 01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:34,885 Hi, everybody. 1331 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:40,307 Wait a minute. 1332 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,477 Look how pretty you have gotten. 1333 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,103 Oh, those clothes. 1334 01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:46,730 What taste. 1335 01:23:46,813 --> 01:23:49,191 And that smile. 1336 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:52,819 Oh, marcia, you are such a beauty. 1337 01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:55,822 Everyone loves marcia. 1338 01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:57,366 No one loves you. 1339 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:02,788 Watch my head spin. Ki/I, kill, kill! 1340 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,499 No, stop it! I can't take it anymore! 1341 01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:08,460 Shut up, you loser! 1342 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,504 Jan! Cut the crap. 1343 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:16,176 They're gone. Thank you, grandma. 1344 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:18,428 Oh, there. 1345 01:24:18,512 --> 01:24:20,847 Cindy. 1346 01:24:20,931 --> 01:24:22,724 Oh, Cindy. 1347 01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:25,018 Why does jan get all the attention? 1348 01:24:25,102 --> 01:24:29,856 Yeah. It's always jan, jan, jan. 97035

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