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ladies and gentlemen
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oh and they don't get a paid a penny
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extra hello and welcome to blind date
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you know i read this survey the other
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day
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i did now apparently
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it's now true that two out of every
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three people wish that the third one
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would go away
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yes hey nonnie nonnie and here are three
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fellas all
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hoping to go away on a blind date here
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they are
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well all the ladies out there think
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you're all very
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fanciable fellas
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and let's start with you number one
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what's your name and where'd you come
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from
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hello schiller i'm rob and i'm from
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kentish town in london
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you're a carpenter that's right silla
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yeah i'm a carpenter
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and i specialize in beds
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do you know that's the best flash i've
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had all day
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you specialize in beds that's right well
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if you could
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make that perfect bed for that perfect
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lady
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who would that lady be she'd have to
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have the face of michelle pfeiffer
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the body of cindy crawford and the
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bedside manner of madonna
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moving on to you number two
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number
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what's your name where'd you come from
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well hello my name's roddy and i'm from
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edinburgh
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now rodney what do you do well i'm a
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student
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and i'm studying i'm studying french and
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german literature of the 19th century
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all of our students don't we gang
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who would you keep warm on those long
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scottish nights
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well celeb it's really good to be
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princess diana doesn't it
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now moving on to our third contestant
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what's your name
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a lot of fans out there number three
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what's your name
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i'm number three and i've come
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from the dressing room
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celeste's little cotton socks never
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what's your name
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tell us
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and your first name uh mister
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and what you do for a living well i
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don't go around asking people personal
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questions
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well i hope this is not too personal who
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is your ideal lady
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oh well shirley bassy obviously
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go finger
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shirley it's great friend of mine she's
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absolutely gorgeous
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diamonds
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well i wish all three of you are laura
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look in fact
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a lara lara look number three
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i shall see you all in there all right
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see you later
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so which one of those boys will be lucky
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tonight
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well it's all up to one girl she's
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absolutely
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lovely she's from manchester and her
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name is
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tracy come in tracy
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may i say grace
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they're all showing their appreciation
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out there for you tracy
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now you are a beauty therapist aren't
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you that's right
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now you've got your questions though so
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far away trace
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right i'm a girl who likes a good dance
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if you could have just one dance with me
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what would it be
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and that's number one well tracy i have
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a little trouble deciding
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between a lambada and a tango
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but in the end i think we just go for a
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little horizontal dancing instead
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that's disgusting
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very nice good night what about you
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number two what kind of dance would you
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do with me
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uh well tracy i'm a bit of a romantic so
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i think i'd take you in my arms and we'd
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waltz off into the sunset forever
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oh that sounds nice
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what about you number three what kind of
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dance would you do with me
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oh i can't dance oh yes come on number
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three we want to see him dance don't we
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[Applause]
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gang
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yes it is make your mind of time and
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don't do it just yet because here's our
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graeme
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with that quick recap so who's it going
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to be tracy will it be number one
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who makes a business out of making beds
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and whose horizons
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are distinctly horizontal in other words
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he's a pervert
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or will you choose number two the
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scottish lad who's an expert in
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languages
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i wouldn't say normal to a little french
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kissing
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or will it be number three he keeps his
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business secret
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but he might just make you an offer you
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can't refuse
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the decision is yours i know
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my favorite is who's your favorite don't
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tell us
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who are you gonna go for tonight tracy
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well cilla i think i was daring coming
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on blind date in the first place
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i think you were desperate
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well i think that i might go for number
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three
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[Applause]
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first of all you turned down our rob and
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he was all the way from kentish town
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come in wrong
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ravi from edinburgh come in roddy
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what a shame but this is it this is the
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exciting bit tracy okay
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you are going out on your blind date do
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you think you made the right choice
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fingers crossed may i stay
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i think
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number three here he is from his
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dressing room
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and his name is mr bean good mr beast
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um ah this is it a night in an
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english country hotel
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is that is that the one you're going to
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go for
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are you having that tracy a night in an
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english country hotel
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i mean they're all lovely days do you
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like champagne no
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but i'm sure you'll have a good time oh
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tracy
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please try and have a good time all i
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ask
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will you come back shortly and tell us
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how you got on
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oh i i certainly will miss black oh
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isn't that
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lovely let's hear a big hand for the
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lovely tracy and the marvelous mr bean
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see you later
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well now let's have a look at our
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romantic couple and spending their
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romantic weekend at a lovely english
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country house hotel
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cheers
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three two one
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especially for you oh thank you
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oh i don't think i'm gonna catch
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anything
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well i'm quite a catcher
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mine's bigger than yours
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i'm really looking forward to dinner
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dead hungry
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nice music oh yes very nice
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ah this is your room
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well good night good night
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sir
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yes
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yes
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uh
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harder harder
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we had a marvelous time
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well tracy and mr bean you spent your
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blind date in the heart
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of the english countryside right the end
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of your date
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did you win each other's hearts
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let's find out when i first saw him i
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thought
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when i first saw her i thought
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she's the most beautiful woman i've ever
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seen
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he didn't say much he didn't have much
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conversation he had
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a bit of a tendency to keep himself to
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himself
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can you say something when he did come
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down to dinner
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i thought it was a pity that he had his
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shirt sticking out of his flies
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and when i came down to dinner i could
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see that
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look in her eyes one thing
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you know
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that stupid and stamatic camera snapping
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everything
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i was surprised he didn't take it out
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and take pictures of his food
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well and best of luck i got a photo of
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the meal
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it was the worst weekend of my life
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best weekend of my life
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of course i'll never see him again it
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was a total disaster
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oh i can't wait to see her again
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i'm gonna buy her a ring
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it's not every day you meet the woman
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you're going to marry
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oh dear i didn't want to say i am
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so terribly terribly sorry
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[Applause]
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