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Previously on,
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I want you to start working
on the warehouse floor.
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Packing, shipping, cleaning.
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That sounds hard.
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It is.
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But after a year or two,
you'll be a different person.
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You'll have a new respect
for the company
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and a new respect
for yourself.
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Yeah, but a year?
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Or two.
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So, once we are married,
I will be your oko.
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Oko.
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You just called yourself
a shovel.
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Oko.
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That means "stone."
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All right. Anyway, before
we officially become
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okoand iyawo...
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Male genitalia and wife.
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Before we become that,
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there's something I'd
like for you to do.
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Read this e-mail
for me, will you?
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Is it spam? Look,
we might have our Nigerian princes,
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but you have
your Publishers Clearing House.
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Read it.
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Uncle Tunde has stillnot
gotten the magazines
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- from that timeyou told him...
- Just read it.
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"The Michigan Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association"
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is proud to announce
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that Bob Wheeler has been named
Businessman of the Year."
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This is not spam.
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It is not.
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Oh, this is wonderful, Bob.
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Eh, it's no big deal.
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Oh.
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It's just some
stupid, fancy dinner
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where everybody stands up
and gives dumb speeches
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about how great I am.
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I see.
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So, do you want
to go with me? I do not.
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What? Why?
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You just said
it was dumb and stupid.
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I was being humble.
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Don't do that.
It is an ugly trait.
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What, I'm just supposed
to start crowing
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about what a
great guy I am?
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Are you great?
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Yes, I'm the damn
Businessman of the Year.
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Then act like it.
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Fine. Abishola,
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I am the best
at what I do,
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and I'm getting an
award that says so.
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I want you to be
there when I get it.
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In that case, I'll go.
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Thank you.
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Even if you do sounda
little full of yourself.
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*BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA*
Season 02 Episode 03
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Episode Title:
"Straight Outta Lagosl"
Aired on:
November 30, 2020
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I'll show her.
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Pack her in a box.
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Ship her to an old folks' home.
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You don't send Christina
down here.
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You don't send Bob. Perfect Bob.
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Get out of town.
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That's all of them.
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You want me to get
another pallet?
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Oh, that's
more than en... Uh-uh.
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Boxes are in the back
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behind the shipping labels.
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Uh, while you're there,
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organize the
shipping labels.
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You got it.
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What?
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So, my cooking is not
good enough for you?
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I just wanted
to mix it up a little bit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were such a foodie.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Abishola brings her lunch
every day.
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You don't give her a hard time.
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She has brought the same meal
for nine years.
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Her taste buds are
practically dead in her mouth.
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Kemi, unfortunately,
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I won't be able to have dinner
with you on Friday night.
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We have no plans on Friday. Good,
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because I have to go to a gala
where Bob is being honored
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for his business excellence.
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Ooh, nice one, sock man.
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It is not nice.
It is wonderful.
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Oh.
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My fiancé is the best
at what he does,
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and he's being named
Businessman of the Year.
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I'm very happy for you
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and extremely jealous.
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- Aw, thank you.
- Mm.
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Didn't Chukwuemeka just
winEmployee of the Month?
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Of the month, Gloria.
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Next to Bob's
achievement,
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it's almost pathetic.
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Aw. Thank you.
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Arm candy
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at a big gala.
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You sure you're
ready for that?
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Of course I am.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
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when it comes to chitchatting
and joking,
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these are not
your strengths.
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But you do have
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other great qualities, huh?
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- You are tall.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just remember you're
there to support Bob.
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- Like a first lady.
- Mm-hmm.
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- The first lady of socks.
- Yeah, that's good.
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Just try not to give
off so much Hillary.
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Embrace your inner Melania.
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Melania?
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Yes, Melania.
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She's beautiful, poised,
and, like Abishola,
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she's a hardworking immigrant
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on the arm of
a large, sweaty businessman.
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Oh, my God.
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You are Melania.
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Can't I be Michelle? No.
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There's only one Michelle.
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Wow. Look at you,
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my plus-size James Bond.
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I'll take it.
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If someone
has to win an award
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for White Male Businessman
of the Year,
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I'm so glad it's you.
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The award is
not just for white men.
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Is that right?
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Yeah. My buddy Greg Ramirez
won it a couple years ago.
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He's half something.
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Wow. Okay.
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Clearly, there's no problem.
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Look, I hear what you're saying,
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but what am I supposed to do,
not accept the award?
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No. No.
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You have earned it.
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I mean, only people
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who benefit from the system
have the power to change it,
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but tonight's about you.
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I'm on your side, Bobby.
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Things were better
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when men were in charge.
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That is not my side.
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This industry
was always great to women
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as long as you knew
how to play the game.
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Let the fellas have a
look here, a grab there.
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The fresher they got,
the more I got.
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Yeah, by "fresher," you mean
"sexually assault-ier."
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Honey, you got to stop
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listening
to those lesbians on NPR.
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Mom, I agree
with Christina.
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Sure, you do.
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Don't wink at me.
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Turn your nose
up all you want.
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You would've
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done well back in the day.
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Oh, please. I'm just saying,
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you got a butt for business.
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Mom, that is offensive.
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Petra's Pilates every Tuesday.
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It's paying off.
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Mom! That's it.
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Let them think they're
getting away with something.
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I love that sound.
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I never got to punch out
upstairs.
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No matter if I came in or not,
I still got paid.
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A lot.
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Whereas if we don't
punch in and out,
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we lose our health benefits.
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Crazy.
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Douglas, you have done
a good job this week.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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To be honest,
from our previous interactions,
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we expected you to be
a worthless piece of excrement.
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That's fair.
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- But we were wrong.
- It has been a pleasure.
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Thanks, guys.
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I really appreciate it.
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May I give you a bro hug?
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That'd be great.
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So, Friday night, huh?
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Yes, it is.
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You guys just go on home
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- straight after work?
- Oh, no.
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My wife often has me
stop at the store
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to pick up sundries.
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And I sometimes use
the exercise equipment
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- in the park.
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I was thinking
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it's the end of my first week.
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Maybe we go get a drink
or something.
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Perhaps we could gofor one drink.
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Really? That'd be great.
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I know this little
hole-in-the-wall right near me.
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What do you guys think?
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I did not expect the entrance
to be an actual hole in a wall.
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Right? Tatiana!
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These are my guys.
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Treat 'em right.
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This music is so loud,
I can feel the bass in my bones.
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I can feel the bass
in my bones!
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There he is.
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Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!
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Hello, Bob.
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Well, I believe you mean,
"Hello,
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"Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!"
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Yeah, we don't have to do
that whole title every time.
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Auntie,
why are you crying?
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We are so proud of you.
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Thanks, guys.
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Bob, tell us, how
did you do it?
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Well, there is a lot
that goes into winning
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an award like this, but mostly
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it's about believing
in your product.
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If you believe,
the customer will, too.
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- Mm.
- You should write a book.
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Business Advice from Michigan's
Undergarment Manufacturers'
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Association's
Businessman of the Year.
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It's catchy.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
We have something for you.
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You didn't have
to do that.
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We wanted to surprise you!
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It is a tie.
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Act surprised.
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Well, it might have been
easier to act surprised
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if you didn't tell me.
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It is a very
important tie.
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It belonged to
Olu's father, Ayo,
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who was a man of-of-of
honor and integrity.
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During the Biafran War, Ayo
put his life on the line
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to save innocent
Igbo refugees,
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feeding them, sheltering them
when no one else would.
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And it will now be worn by a man
who lives up to his legacy.
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Geez, Tunde, it's just a stupid
Businessman of the Year award.
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I see.
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Olu!
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Forget the tie!
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The award is stupid!
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Could I at least
see the tie?
245
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Hillary?
246
00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:19,608
Michelle.
247
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Melania.
248
00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,209
Boy, Christina was right.
249
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,255
White guy, white guy,
white guy,
250
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,677
Ramirez, white guy.
251
00:11:39,997 --> 00:11:41,677
Oh, God. What is wrong?
252
00:11:41,761 --> 00:11:43,243
It's Gene Johnson.
253
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,857
Is he one of
the white guys?
254
00:11:45,266 --> 00:11:46,836
Like, the head white guy.
255
00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:48,727
You ever hear of Spanx?
256
00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:50,076
Yes. Melania wears them.
257
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,296
Well, that's 'cause of Gene.
258
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:55,178
He's an undergarment god.
He never comes to these things.
259
00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:57,256
Sounds like he could
help your business.
260
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,818
You should go
chitchat with him.
261
00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:00,950
You don't chitchat
with Gene Johnson.
262
00:12:01,035 --> 00:12:03,127
It's Gene Johnson.
263
00:12:03,219 --> 00:12:04,920
And you are Bob Wheeler,
264
00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:07,036
Michigan's Businessman
of the Year.
265
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I am.
266
00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,551
Come.
267
00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:12,233
Okay, I guess
we're doing this.
268
00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:14,600
We're talkingto Gene Johnson.
Mm-hmm.
269
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:19,210
Hey, Gene.
270
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:20,304
Hey. Bob Wheeler,
271
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:22,343
MaxDot Socks.
Businessman of the Year.
272
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:24,520
Oh, right. I'm a big fan,
Gene.
273
00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:27,523
Big fan. What you did in '04
for the mid-calf pull-up,
274
00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:28,538
pure genius.
275
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,500
Thank you. And who's this?
276
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:33,046
- Oh. - This is my fiancée.
- Abishola.
277
00:12:33,131 --> 00:12:34,396
- Paula.
- Abishola.
278
00:12:34,481 --> 00:12:35,725
That's an interesting name.
279
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,405
It means "born to wealth."
280
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,103
It's Nigerian.
She's Nigerian.
281
00:12:39,188 --> 00:12:40,192
Is that right?
282
00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:41,811
Sure is.
Straight out of Lagos.
283
00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,819
Well, how do you say
"cheers" in Nigerian?
284
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:45,256
That's a great
question, Gene.
285
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,892
You know, Nigeria has
many languages,
286
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:50,218
Yoruba being
one of the most popular,
287
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,022
and in Yoruba,
"cheers" is "kara o li."
288
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,468
Kara o li.
289
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:56,608
Actually, it's
"kara o le."
290
00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:59,593
Li, le... either way,
we're drinking, right, Gene?
291
00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:08,336
And then she waited tables
in Barcelona.
292
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,093
She lived all over Europe before
she even came to this country.
293
00:13:11,178 --> 00:13:12,481
Speaks five languages.
294
00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:14,032
I mean, she could probably
tell you her story
295
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:15,007
better than I could.
296
00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:16,431
Oh, I wouldn't want
to interrupt you.
297
00:13:16,515 --> 00:13:18,051
She came here...
298
00:13:19,225 --> 00:13:21,187
...for a better life
for her and her son.
299
00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:23,319
Works every day to put him
through medical school.
300
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,655
Now,
that isthe American dream. - Mm-hmm.
301
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,615
Excuse me. I'm going
to get more wine.
302
00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:29,398
Oh, and she knows
how to pick 'em.
303
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:30,748
Used to be a sommelier.
304
00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:32,935
Which has nothing to do
with Somalia.
305
00:13:33,444 --> 00:13:34,991
She taught me that.
306
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,769
Check it out.
307
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,783
It's a callus.
308
00:13:43,311 --> 00:13:45,319
Oh. That is from
the tape gun.
309
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:47,300
It's preventable
if you wear gloves.
310
00:13:47,384 --> 00:13:49,302
I don't want to prevent it.
I'm proud of it.
311
00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:51,478
Makes me feel like
I really earned this bottle.
312
00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:53,262
That bottle is $1,200.
313
00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:54,437
Right?
314
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:56,875
It's like two whole paychecks.
Crazy.
315
00:13:56,959 --> 00:14:00,020
I can't imagine spending
my paychecks on vodka
316
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,499
instead of something
frivolous like rent.
317
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,232
Oh, no, my mom pays my rent.
318
00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:08,474
It's a blessing,
but it's also a curse.
319
00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:10,163
How is that a curse?
320
00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:12,739
It's not, but I'd sound
like a real douche
321
00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,306
if I didn't say that.
322
00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,004
Yes,
323
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,999
you have avoided that.
324
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,791
You know, on second thought,
we must own that place
325
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,314
because we just put in a pool.
326
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:23,663
And a pool, by the way...
327
00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,056
Is a blessing and a curse?
328
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,318
Exactly.
329
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:29,991
Oh, this is my jam!
330
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,080
Ooh.
331
00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:38,545
This douche lifestyle
is definitely a blessing.
332
00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:46,077
Hey. I needed a break
from those guys, too.
333
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,772
I needed a break from you.
334
00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:49,358
Me? What did I do?
335
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:52,150
You are listing my
qualifications to these people.
336
00:14:52,406 --> 00:14:53,758
How many languages
I speak,
337
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:55,849
how many countries I've been to.
338
00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,772
You told complete strangers
everything about me and my son.
339
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,199
Well, he didn't care about me.
340
00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:01,897
He wanted to hear
stories about you.
341
00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:03,682
Then why didn't you
let me tell them?
342
00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:06,257
I just thought
it might be better if...
343
00:15:06,342 --> 00:15:07,822
I did not speak?
344
00:15:09,358 --> 00:15:11,468
Who is the most famous
footwear philosopher?
345
00:15:12,013 --> 00:15:13,405
What?
346
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,147
Sock-ra-tees.
347
00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:19,227
I googled sock jokes for you.
348
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:23,179
I was ready to be fun tonight,
but you never gave me a chance.
349
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,691
Sir,
they're about to start. Just a minute.
350
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:30,137
You shouldn't keep
Gene Johnson waiting.
351
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,972
Tatiana! Tatiana!
352
00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,559
What are you doing?
353
00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:43,221
Calling the waitress.
354
00:15:43,305 --> 00:15:44,738
I'm ordering more bubbly.
355
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:46,437
That's a fun word for champagne.
356
00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:48,704
- Look at yourself.
- I have been.
357
00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:51,418
There are so many mirrors
in here.
358
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,797
We should not be in this place.
359
00:15:53,881 --> 00:15:55,777
None of these
people should be.
360
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:58,730
It's like a contest to see
who can waste the most money.
361
00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:01,283
Eminem's dog walker
is definitely winning.
362
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,308
What?
363
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:03,754
I met him
in the unisex bathroom.
364
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,888
He has diamonds in his teeth.
365
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,050
This is not you, Kofo.
366
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,443
You are a man
of substance.
367
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,925
And your father did not
entrust me with your care
368
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,754
to have you gallivanting
in this house of mirrors.
369
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:16,129
Hey, guys!
370
00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:18,370
We have room for
these ladies to rest
371
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,416
and take off
their uncomfortable shoes?
372
00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:22,823
- Douglas, I am sorry. We were just...
- Shut up.
373
00:16:24,677 --> 00:16:28,205
Ladies, I am
Goodwin Aderibigbe Olayiwola.
374
00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:30,177
Charmed to meet you.
375
00:16:30,262 --> 00:16:33,178
Tatiana darling,
two more glasses!
376
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:41,402
Please, give a round of applause
for our Businessman of the Year,
377
00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:42,967
Bob Wheeler.
378
00:16:48,402 --> 00:16:49,623
Thank you, everyone.
379
00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:51,730
Uh, this is a real honor to be
380
00:16:51,815 --> 00:16:53,948
a part of such
a tight-knit community.
381
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,837
That joke only works here,
people.
382
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,996
Seriously though,
uh, I am so grateful,
383
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:01,908
for this honor...
384
00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:06,972
...but more so
for that woman right there.
385
00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:12,175
That beautiful, powerful,
elegant woman.
386
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,800
I am an idiot.
387
00:17:18,635 --> 00:17:21,075
I care too much
what other people think,
388
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:24,801
when your opinion is the only
one that really matters to me.
389
00:17:25,152 --> 00:17:28,527
I should've let you shine,
honey, and I didn't.
390
00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:29,706
And I'm sorry.
391
00:17:30,821 --> 00:17:32,869
What does this have
to do with socks?
392
00:17:32,954 --> 00:17:35,277
If you want to speak, you should
run your company better.
393
00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:37,887
Then maybe
you could win the award.
394
00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:41,062
I love you, Abishola.
395
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,105
You're the best thing
in my life.
396
00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:47,447
Th... And, uh,
this is nice, too.
397
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:48,854
Thank you.
398
00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:54,793
Although it should be called
"Business person of the Year."
399
00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:57,683
Let's catch up
with the times, people.
400
00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:05,843
Mm.
401
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:07,394
Congratulations.
402
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:08,621
Thank you.
403
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:10,919
Why didn't you tell
the "Sock-ra-tees" joke?
404
00:18:11,003 --> 00:18:13,623
Are you kidding?
I can't tell it as good as you do.
405
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,426
We should go
to your house.
406
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:20,394
Are you sure?
It's getting pretty late.
407
00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:22,254
I know how late it is.
408
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:24,077
Well, if we have a nightcap,
409
00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:26,597
I'm not sure I'll be able to
drive you back to your place.
410
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:29,957
Well, I guess
I'll have to stay the night.
411
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,174
Oh.
412
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:33,682
Oh.
413
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,660
You must have really
loved my speech.
414
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:41,769
- It was okay.
- Mm.
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