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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,430 * YOU COOK YOUR BRAIN 2 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,632 * YOU'RE COOKIN' YOUR EYEBALLS 3 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,634 * IT NEVER GOT AROUND 4 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:18,739 * SHE'S HOPING YOU ARE ONE OF THE NICE ONES * 5 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,542 * FEEL IT IN MY HEART 6 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:25,112 * YOU ARE A COW WITHOUT ANY LEGS * 7 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,815 * I'M GONNA GET YOU COLD 8 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:32,353 * SO COME ON A REACTION, BABY * 9 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,722 * DON'T PRETEND TO LIE 10 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,628 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 11 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,296 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 12 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,101 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 13 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,337 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 14 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,908 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 15 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,477 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 16 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,307 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 17 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,141 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 18 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,677 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 19 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,512 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 20 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,080 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 21 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,115 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 22 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,884 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 23 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,619 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 24 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,266 ICE TEA, JACK? 25 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,936 SURE, MRS. MIRANDA. 26 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,408 SURE IS HOT, ISN'T IT, JACK? 27 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:38,346 IT SURE IS, MRS. MIRANDA. 28 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:42,249 PLEASE, CALL ME JILLY. 29 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,586 SURE, MRS. MIRANDA. 30 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,856 UM, JILLY. 31 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,859 I LIKE THAT, 32 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,060 THE WAY MY NAME SOUNDS 33 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,828 COMING OFF YOUR LIPS. 34 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:00,801 JACK AND JILLY. 35 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:09,410 JACK AND JILLY WENT UP THE HILLY. 36 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,944 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 37 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,513 RELAX, JACK. 38 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:18,118 MRS. MIRANDA, WHERE IS MR. MIRANDA? 39 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,853 SHH. 40 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,924 MMM! MMM! 41 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,094 WAIT, JACK. 42 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,295 WHAT? 43 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,663 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 44 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:30,964 WHAT?! 45 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,965 IT WAS TOO QUICK. 46 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,401 IT WAS TOO FUCKING QUICK. 47 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,503 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 48 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,271 QUIVER, QUAKE, TREMBLE A LITTLE. 49 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,073 I DIDN'T FEEL ANY NERVOUSNESS. 50 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,274 IT WAS JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME 51 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,309 AND THE TIME BEFORE. 52 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,178 JUST LIKE LAST TIME AND THE TIME BEFORE? 53 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,180 JACK AND JILLY? 54 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,550 "JACK AND JILLY WENT UP THE HILLY?" 55 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,984 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO USE 56 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,853 JACK AND JILLY WENT UP THE HILLY? 57 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,056 I LIKE JACK AND JILLY WENT UP THE HILLY. 58 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,758 YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO. 59 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,959 WELL, LISTEN, PAL, 60 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,093 THIS IS MY FUCKING FANTASY. 61 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,395 WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN POOL, 62 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,163 YOU CAN ORCHESTRATE YOUR OWN FANTASIES. 63 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,465 FINE. 64 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,300 2 WORDS FOR YOU, LITTLE MAN. 65 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,437 JACKIE FUCKING COLLINS. 66 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,074 BONE UP. 67 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,414 JACK AND JILLY WENT UP THE HILLY 68 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:23,283 TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER. 69 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,085 GIVE IT TO ME! 70 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,687 AAH! AAH! 71 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,422 AAH! 72 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,759 AAH! 73 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:38,031 WHAT IN FUCK'S SAKE IS GOING ON HERE? 74 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:38,932 BURT! 75 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:39,700 SHH. 76 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,568 I CAN EXPLAIN. 77 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,635 YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE? 78 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:44,037 I WAS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THINGS. 79 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,773 YOU SEE, JACK? I SEE. 80 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,274 HE RAPED ME, BURT. 81 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,476 HE RAPED ME! 82 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:52,279 JILLY, JILLY... SHUT UP! 83 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:58,218 YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT THING? 84 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,386 OH! 85 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,721 BURT! NO, BURT! 86 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,689 NO, NO! 87 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:03,924 MR. MIRANDA... 88 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:04,892 THE POOL GUY. 89 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,495 THE POOL GUY. 90 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,295 YOU KNOW WHAT UPSETS ME MOST, 91 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,663 HAND TO GOD, 92 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,499 IS THAT YOU ARE A GREAT POOL GUY, JACK. 93 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,734 WHEN SALVATORE WAS OUR POOL GUY, 94 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,102 I COULD NEVER OPEN MY EYES UNDERWATER. 95 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,270 THERE WAS TOO MUCH CHLORINE, THEY BURNED FOR A WEEK. 96 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:22,175 BUT WITH YOU, MY EYES ARE ALWAYS OPEN. 97 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,277 I CAN PLAY THAT GAME. 98 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,345 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE I TOSS A PENNY 99 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,113 IN THE DEEP END, 100 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,147 AND THEN GO HUNT FOR IT. 101 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,081 WITH SALVATORE, 102 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,217 I COULD NEVER PLAY THAT GAME. 103 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,021 YOU WEREN'T-- 104 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,589 NO, BURT! 105 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,197 WHOO! 106 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:50,971 THIS SMELLS LIKE SHIT. 107 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,208 IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE GROWN IN SHIT. 108 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,409 YOU LOOK AT THEM? 109 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,579 THEY'RE BLUE, MEANS THEY'RE GOOD. 110 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,682 WHAT'S IT PILOGOING TO BE? 111 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:02,883 I ONLY HAVE 30 BUCKS. 112 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,552 Jack: PILOT! 113 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,555 LOOK, JUST FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT? 114 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,656 GO READ A BOOK. 115 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:12,125 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU JACK HAYES, 116 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,394 THE GOD OF FUCK. 117 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,063 BRO, YOU'RE NEVER 118 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,565 GOING TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT! 119 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,332 I AM SO FUCKING FUCKED. 120 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,333 I JUST HAD A-- 121 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,334 I ALREADY HEARD, DUDE. 122 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,369 YOU HEARD? 123 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,370 YEAH, DYLAN AND WHEEZER WERE BY. 124 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,672 YO, WHAT DID THEY SAY? 125 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,974 WHATEVER, DUDE, THEY'RE VOIDS. 126 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,942 THE POINT IS, JACK, CAN YOU FIND SOMEONE 127 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,243 A LITTLE MORE DANGEROUS TO FUCK? 128 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,845 NO. 129 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,915 BUT I TRIED, BRO, I REALLY FUCKING DID. 130 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,687 OH! 131 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,790 HOW WAS IT? 132 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,025 OH, MAN... 133 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,960 IT WAS SICK. 134 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:47,695 GIVE IT TO ME. 135 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,296 NO. GIVE IT TO ME. 136 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,565 OOH! 137 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,333 HE SHOVES A .45 STRAIGHT UP MY FUCKING NOSE. 138 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,434 GRABBED THIS LAMP-- 139 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,169 OOH! 140 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,539 YEAH, DUDE. 141 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,473 DID YOU NUT? 142 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,409 COME ON, PILOT. 143 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,712 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 144 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,046 BECAUSE NO GIRL IS WORTHY 145 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,114 OF THE GOD OF FUCK. 146 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,218 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 147 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,620 ABOUT WHAT? 148 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,888 YOU'VE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE. 149 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,925 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 150 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,227 BURT MIRANDA. 151 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,228 YEAH? 152 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,996 YEAH, BURT MIRANDA! 153 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,498 YEAH, I KNOW BURT MIRANDA. I WAS JUST IN HIS BED. 154 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:26,600 YOU'VE GOT TO BOLT, JACK! 155 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,135 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'VE GOT TO BOLT? 156 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,904 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE PAID FOR THOSE TITS? 157 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,041 NO, HOW MUCH DID HE PAY FOR THOSE TITTIES? 158 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:34,842 NO SYMPATHY, MAN. 159 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,043 I GOT NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU! 160 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,910 COME ON. 161 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,912 I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR MONTHS-- 162 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,114 JILLY MIRANDA IS BLACK DEATH. 163 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,350 YOU DON'T LISTEN. 164 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,752 YOU DON'T LISTEN. 165 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,993 YEAH, SWEET CONNIE. 166 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,662 Y'ALL REMEMBER SWEET CONNIE? 167 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,467 SINGLE, NO KIDS, 168 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:04,204 FULL-BLOWN FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP TO STATE. 169 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,405 IT ALL CHANGED WHEN THAT 170 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,441 DELILAH-EYED SWEET, SWEET CONNIE 171 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,677 MOVED TO TOWN. 172 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,747 JERRY, RODNEY, SHAKER, DALE, BIG BILL, CLARK. 173 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,216 DAD, THE NAME'S DAD. 174 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,686 LITTLE BOOTIE. 175 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,325 Little Bootie: NICE WORK WITH JILLY. 176 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,626 WHAT? 177 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:30,163 I SAID, NICE WORK WITH JILLY. 178 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,867 YOU HEARD, TOO? 179 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,869 LOOK, THE THING ABOUT OWNING A PECKER 180 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,370 IS YOU'VE GOT TO BE RESPONSIBLE WITH IT. 181 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,505 CHECK IT OUT, BOOTIE, 182 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,506 CLARK'S DOLING OUT 183 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,674 SOME FATHERLY ADVICE. 184 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,009 HE'S DRUNK. 185 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,811 I'M NOT DRUNK. 186 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,278 JUST A LITTLE HAPPY. 187 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,186 YO, BOOTIE. 188 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,788 I GOT TO TAKE OFF. 189 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:57,657 I KNOW. 190 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,527 FOR A WHILE. 191 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,295 MAYBE A LONG WHILE. 192 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,131 YEAH. 193 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,836 LATE. 194 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,137 LATE. 195 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,445 Clark: YOU KNOW, THE INSIDE OF HER THIGH... 196 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,855 Clark: TEXTURE LIKE I NEVER CAME ACROSS AGAIN. 197 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,992 HEY, MRS. KELSON. 198 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,129 PILOT AIN'T IN. 199 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,931 HE'S AT SCHOOL. 200 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:41,601 HE GRADUATED 2 YEARS AGO, MRS. KELSON. 201 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,136 WHATEVER. 202 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,625 WHERE'S YOUR BOY, HAYES? 203 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,060 Clark: WHICH BOY WOULD THAT BE? 204 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,130 JACK. 205 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,467 EVERYBODY KNOW THESE FELLAS? 206 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,805 WORK FOR BURT MIRANDA. 207 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:21,041 USED TO CALL YOU "MIRANDA'S PANDAS." 208 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,343 HEY! 209 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,213 UHH! 210 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,181 UHH! 211 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,616 UHH! 212 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,951 OHH! 213 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,425 * MAN'S GOT TO LIVE 214 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,961 * LET THE BOY HAVE AN EASY RIDE * 215 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,295 * PENETRATION BEAT 216 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,631 * ALL THE LOVE LET IT SHINE THE LIGHT * 217 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,533 * DO WHAT YOU GOT IF YOU AIN'T GOT * 218 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,002 * NOTHING BUT A SILVER SPOON 219 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,203 * SUCH A DOWNER FEELING 220 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,139 * WHEN YOU WAKE UP EVERY AFTERNOON * 221 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,984 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 222 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,685 WELL, WE'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY 223 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,388 THE "IS IT ME?" GAME AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 224 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,356 NOT AGAIN. 225 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,058 OK. 226 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,225 ALL RIGHT. 227 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,493 BUT IS IT ME? 228 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,727 UHH, NO. 229 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,830 WHAT IS IT? 230 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:20,633 A...A WAR WOUND. 231 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,936 REALLY? 232 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,372 MAYBE. 233 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,082 BUT YOU DO THINK I'M HOT. 234 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,750 I...I...I... 235 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,552 Jack: PILOT! 236 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,891 OH, SORRY, PI. 237 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,427 PILOT, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 238 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,495 BYE, LUCY. 239 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,930 BYE. 240 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,667 PANDAS CAME BY PROPANE LANE. 241 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,737 OH, LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 242 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,739 LOOK, HE WON'T KILL YOU, ALL RIGHT? 243 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:00,673 THAT'S FOR SURE. 244 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,741 NO? I MEAN, HE'S TOO RICH, 245 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:02,742 HE'S PAVED HALF THE VALLEY, 246 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,843 HE'S GOT MAJOR JUICE. 247 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,378 EVERY WISEGUY AND HIGH ROLLER 248 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,214 COMES THROUGH VEGAS KNOWS BURT MIRANDA. 249 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,251 SO IF HE WON'T KILL ME, WHAT DOES HE WANT? 250 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,685 YOU KNOW, EVERY HOODLUM HAS HIS THING. 251 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,421 BURT MIRANDA'S IS, HE HAS THE PANDAS 252 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,889 BREAK THE FEET OF HIS ENEMY. 253 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,525 BREAK MY FEET? 254 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,893 BREAK MY FEET?! 255 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,461 HE AIN'T BREAKIN' MY FEET. 256 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,731 BROKEN FEET ARE THE WORST, LIKE BLACK DEATH. 257 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,966 TOTALLY GOTHIC. 258 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,667 I MEAN, LIKE, YOU CAN'T USE CRUTCHES, 259 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,801 YOU CAN'T SIT IN A WHEELCHAIR 260 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:29,970 BECAUSE THE WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION 261 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,171 MAKING ALL THE BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR ANKLES 262 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,673 AND MAKING IT WORSE. YOU CAN'T DO SHIT. 263 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,042 I MEAN, YOU HOBBLE. 264 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,479 NO, NO, YOU STUMBLE. YOU STUMBLE ABOUT. 265 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,614 IT'S COMPLETELY GOTHIC. 266 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,083 HE AIN'T BREAKIN' MY FEET. 267 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,084 HE IS IF HE BAGS YOU. 268 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,452 WELL, HE AIN'T BAGGIN' ME. 269 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,621 BECAUSE WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 270 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,622 "WE?" 271 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,958 YEAH, WE. 272 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,726 OH, MAN, I TOLD YOU, JACK! 273 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,595 I'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON HERE! 274 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,830 PILOT, YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD 275 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,466 IN A THERAPY POOL, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 276 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,301 LOOK, I GOT TO GO TO SCAWLDY'S AND CASH OUT, 277 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,070 I GOT TO TAKE LUCY BACK TO WORK, 278 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,371 I GOT TO RENT VIDEOS, 279 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,872 I GOT TO PICK UP SOME TV DINNERS FOR MY MOM-- 280 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,906 YOU'VE BEEN TALKING 281 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,275 ABOUT LEAVING THE VEG FOR--FOR-- 282 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,076 SINCE YOU WERE 2! 283 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,077 THIS IS ENOUGH. NO! 284 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,278 COME ON! I'M OUT OF HERE! 285 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,279 BRO-- NO! 286 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,981 NO. NO!! 287 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,216 BRO, IT'LL BE LIKE 288 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,419 LUKE DUKE, AND THE OTHER GUY. 289 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,587 REALLY? 290 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,688 YEAH. 291 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,556 NO! 292 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,691 GOD! 293 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,726 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 294 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,161 YOU SHOULD GO TO SEATTLE. 295 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,997 SEATTLE? 296 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,732 DEFINITELY SEATTLE. 297 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,035 WHY SEATTLE? 298 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,903 DOES THE PHRASE, "WHAT THE FUCK 299 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,371 "DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE TO YOUR ASS, JACK, 300 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,173 YOU AIN'T GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO," 301 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,508 MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU RIGHT NOW? 302 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,111 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 303 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,513 GOD, JUST TELL ME WHY. 304 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,514 POP QUIZ. 305 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,149 GO. 306 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,850 NUMBER OF FURIOUS KILL BOYS 307 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,486 THAT WANT TO MAKE WINE OUT OF YOUR FEET? 308 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,154 3. 309 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,922 NUMBER OF OPTIONS YOU'VE GOT? 310 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,024 WELL, YOU KNOW... 311 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,358 NUMBER OF OPTIONS YOU'VE GOT, JACK? 312 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,259 I'VE GOT AN AUNT IN SOUTH DAKOTA. 313 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,727 JACK. WHAT? 314 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,129 NUMBER OF OPTIONS YOU'VE GOT? 315 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,731 FEW. 316 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,599 DESTINATION? 317 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,601 SEATTLE? 318 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,038 BEEP. 319 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,372 PERFECT SCORE. 320 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,575 GOLD STAR, JACKY. 321 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,743 Man: HIGHER, BRING IT HIGHER. 322 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,245 HA HA HA! 323 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,380 GET IT ALL. NO FUCKING AROUND. 324 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,815 HYAH! HYAH! WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 325 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,950 Pilot: COME ON, BRO. 326 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,852 KEEP IT STEADY, HOLD IT STEADY. 327 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,720 WHAT'S UP, LADIES? 328 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,725 BOYS! WHAT UP! WHAT'S UP, JACK? 329 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,695 JACK! THE GOD OF FUCK, BRO! 330 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,966 BRO, JILLY MIRANDA. OH, NO. HELLO? 331 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,603 HELLO? BAD DICK! VERY BAD DICK! 332 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,271 BAD DICK! 333 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,305 WELL, SINCE I'M DOWN HERE, 334 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,573 I MIGHT AS WELL JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT-- 335 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,542 HOW DOES EVERYBODY ON PLANET FRICKING EARTH 336 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,177 KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY? 337 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,644 YOU GUYS NEVER KNOW ANYTHING. 338 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,379 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 339 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,514 THAT KENNEDY WAS ASSASSINATED. 340 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,783 WAIT, GEORGE KENNEDY WAS ASSASSINATED? 341 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,786 BRO, JILLY MIRANDA IS A DEVIANT, OK? 342 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,753 SHE'S A MAJOR DEVE. 343 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,756 SHE GETS OFF ON CAUSING TROUBLE, OK? 344 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,724 BUT DID SHE AT LEAST 345 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,593 MAKE YOU BUST A LITTLE COO 346 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,161 DID YOU? 11 YEARS, 347 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,929 HE HASN'T BUSTED A NUT, RIGHT? 348 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,231 HEY, 5. 349 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,066 TAKING IT OFF OVER HERE, BOSS. 350 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,535 HEY, PILOT, YOU LITTLE FUCK, DID YOU SELL THAT BOOM? 351 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,536 YEAH. 352 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,439 HEY, SHUT UP. 353 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,642 MAYHEM, SHUT THE FUCK UP! 354 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,677 ALL RIGHT. 355 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,680 THE HOUND HAS SOME MAJOR TRUST ISSUES 356 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,116 WITH OUR BOY PILOT HERE. 357 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,217 YO, WIPING IT OFF OVER HERE, BOSS. 358 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,284 LISTEN, I TELL YOU, 359 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,819 PUTTING YOU DOWN AT THAT WATER PARK 360 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,754 WAS AN ENTREPRENEURIAL MILESTONE. 361 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:35,888 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 362 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,290 THERE'S A RAVE OVER BY WHISKEY PETE'S. 363 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,126 YO, SIP OF WATER OVER HERE, BOSS. 364 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,629 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A BLINK OF AN EYE! 365 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,563 I WANT YOU OVER THERE 366 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,433 WITH SOME GHB AND SOME WINDOW PANE, ALL RIGHT? 367 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,400 YO, I CAN'T. 368 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,103 WHAT? 369 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,904 I CAN'T, MAN. 370 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,674 I'M...I'M GOING WITH JACK. 371 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,644 GOING WITH JACK WHERE? 372 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,711 SCAWLDY! 373 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,480 SCAWLDY! 374 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,014 I'VE GOT TO BAIL. 375 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,018 OH! OF COURSE, RIGHT. 376 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,688 BURT MIRANDA. HA HA HA! 377 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,024 OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 378 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,092 ALL RIGHT, MAN, THAT'S COOL. 379 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,527 WHERE YOU GUYS HEADED? 380 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,231 WE'RE THINKING SEATTLE, YOU KNOW? 381 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,932 Scawldy: JILLY MIRANDA, MAN, 382 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,968 I'D LIKE TO TAKE A RIDE ON HER. 383 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,003 LITTLE SWEET ASS POOPER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 384 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,038 OH, HEE! LET'S GO. 385 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,874 NO, SCAWLDY, LOOK, 386 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:28,875 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT? 387 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,177 WHAT IS YOUR RUSH, BOYS? 388 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,211 COME ON, YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD 389 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,845 BY A FUCKING STRING RIGHT HERE. 390 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,715 SCAWLDY! I'VE GOT TO GO. 391 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,049 YO, MAN, CAN I HAVE MY CUT? 392 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,818 THEY'RE AFTER MY FUCKING TOES, MAN. 393 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,819 FUCK!! 394 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,791 Scawldy: WELL, OTAY. 395 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,459 WHERE YOU GUYS GOING? DETROIT? 396 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,794 DEE 397 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,198 YEAH, DETROIT. DETROIT'S COOL. 398 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,699 RIGHT ON. DETROIT'S GOT THAT OLD SCHOOL SHIT, 399 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,766 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 400 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,101 LIKE MOTOR CITY MADMAN, 401 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,237 TEDDY, TEDDY, TED FUCKING NUGENT, MAN. 402 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,339 * I GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD, BABY * 403 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,474 Pilot: YOU KNOW, SCAWLD, 404 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,843 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT GETTING A STAKE. 405 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,714 SELL AS WE GO, FINANCE THE TRIP. 406 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,249 THE DETROIT TRIP. 407 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:09,982 WHAT ARE YOU BOYS THINKING ABOUT? 408 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:10,950 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 409 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,420 WELL, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 410 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,156 WHAT HAVE I GOT? DUDE, WHAT HAVE I GOT? 411 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,391 I GOT IT ALL, MAN! 412 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,159 I GOT-- I'M THE FUCKING-- 413 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,428 DUDE, I'M THE FUCKING THING, 414 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,095 WHAT IS THAT THING AT THANKSGIVING, 415 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,997 THE HORN THING, THE FUCKING HORN THING 416 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,065 OVERFLOWING WITH GOODIES? 417 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,568 THE FUCKING HORN THING 418 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,869 WITH ALL THE FUCKING GOODIES COMING OUT. 419 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,837 NICE WORKING WITH YOU, FUCKFACE. 420 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,871 WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING? 421 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:32,739 A CORNUCOPIA. 422 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,506 AHA, THERE YOU GO. 423 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,408 PILOT, MY MAN, KNOWS EVERYTHING. 424 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,810 HE'S A REGULAR GODDAMN PAT SAJAK! 425 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,645 I GOT IT ALL. 426 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,814 I GOT THE KIND, DAFFY FUCKING BUD, MAN, 427 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,416 THE HYDRO NUGGETY-NUGS, 428 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,617 RED FIBER, 429 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,388 HERBAL MEDICATIONS SWEEP UPON THE NATION. 430 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,524 THE RED, RED, RED, RED FIBER, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 431 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,259 POW! POW! POW! 432 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,561 I'VE GOT AN AMINO ACID CONCOCTION 433 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,663 MARINATING IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW, MAN. 434 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,632 IT CREATES A TOTALLY PROFOUND EXCURSION. 435 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,301 IT OPENS UP ALL YOUR FUCKING PLEASURE GLANDS, 436 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,502 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 437 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,403 BOOM! 438 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,904 YOU'RE LIKE IN A FIELD OF SNOW, 439 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,172 BUT YOU'RE REALLY IN SAND 440 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,174 AND YOU'RE MAKING A GODDAMN LITTLE ANGEL. 441 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,142 GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, YOU'RE CREATING SYMPHONIES, 442 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,544 YOU HAD NO IDEA! 443 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,480 YOU'LL BE A GENIUS, MY FRIEND. 444 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,549 I GOT ROCK SOAKED IN THE WINE COOLER. 445 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,652 I'VE GOT WINE COOLER-- HEH HEH, HA HA-- 446 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,722 THAT'S BEEN SOAKED IN-- HA HA--ROCK! 447 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,757 I GOT THESE NEW 'LUDES IN POWDERED FORM. 448 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,093 YOU SNORT IT UP! 449 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,396 YOUR HEAD FLIES OPEN! AAAAAH! 450 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,265 THE BATS FLY IN, THEY SHOOT OUT! 451 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,200 WHOO! HA HA HA! I FUCKING SNAPPED OUT OF IT, 452 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,068 I CHOMPED ABOUT 4 OF THEM, RIGHT? 453 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,304 AND I WAS FUCKING THE COKE MACHINE 454 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,438 IN THE MOTEL 6. 455 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,340 SHE WAS COMING FRESCA, MAN, LIKE CRAZY. 456 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,310 I GOT SOME MUSHROOM TEA. I GOT SOME ECSTASY. 457 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,911 I GOT SOME OPIUM. 458 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,214 AAH! AAH! AAH! 459 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,318 AND I THINK I HEAR THE POLICE COMING AFTER ME. 460 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,453 I HEAR THE POLICE COMING, I HEAR THE POLICE COMING, 461 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,956 I HEAR THE POLICE COMING AFTER ME. 462 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,158 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, BOYS? 463 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,027 HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE US TWO Z's OF ENDO, 464 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,296 100 HITS OF E, AND A PAGE OF BLOTTER? 465 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,131 THAT'S MY MAN, POTS AND PANS. 466 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,399 I HAVE IT READY. 467 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,368 I'LL FILL YOUR ORDER. 468 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,403 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU TOLD HIM, 469 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,738 "WE'RE THINKING SEATTLE." 470 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,374 WHAT KIND OF TOTAL VOID ARE YOU, JACK? 471 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,576 PILOT, RELAX, MAN. 472 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,177 HE THINKS WE'RE GOING TO DETROIT. 473 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,146 YEAH? MAN, TOMORROW MORNING 474 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,247 THAT FREAK WAKES UP, 475 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,115 HIS NIPPLE RING'S BEEN TORN OFF, 476 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,852 HE'S GOT A BRAND-NEW MONKEY IN HIS CLOSET, 477 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,086 AND A 14-YEAR-OLD ASIAN BOY 478 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,921 LYING NEXT TO HIM IS IN A DIABETIC COMA, 479 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,524 HE WON'T REMEMBER A FUCKING THING ABOUT LAST NIGHT 480 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:35,762 EXCEPT THAT WE'RE TAKING OUR TRICK ASSES TO SEATTLE! 481 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,996 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 482 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,970 SO WE DON'T GO TO SEATTLE. 483 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,304 WE'LL JUST GO SOMEPLACE ELSE. 484 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,873 SOMEPLACE ELSE? 485 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,274 YEAH, LIKE I SAID, 486 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,610 I'VE GOT AN AUNT IN SOUTH DAKOTA. 487 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,711 I GOT A COUSIN 488 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,147 IN ALBUQUERQUE, TEMPE, VALENCIA. 489 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,116 OH, BRO! 490 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,251 THERE'S A BLACK BELT CONVENTION IN RENO! 491 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,453 COME ON! 492 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,955 NO. IT'S COOL. YOU'RE RIGHT. 493 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,394 I MEAN, SCAWLDY THINKS WE'RE GOING TO DETROIT, 494 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,129 LET'S GO TO SEATTLE. 495 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,040 * WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME 496 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,176 * WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, YOU SAY * 497 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,612 * TURN AROUND IN BED AT NIGHT * 498 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,948 * WE BEST DON'T GET IT RIGHT * 499 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,417 * WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP 500 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,951 * LET'S BE FUCKED UP 501 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:35,054 * WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP YET 502 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,255 * WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP YET 503 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,090 * WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP YET 504 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,892 * NO FUCKING WAY 505 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:43,896 * NOT FUCKED UP YET 506 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,165 Woman on answering machine: HI, YOU'VE REACHED THE CARNES'. 507 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,568 BILLY'S IN BOSTON, AMY'S IN SEATTLE, 508 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,771 BUT WE'RE STILL HERE, SO LEAVE A MESSAGE. 509 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,412 THAT LUCY? 510 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,847 UH, YEAH. 511 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,814 HOW DID SHE TAKE IT? 512 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,152 SHE TOOK IT FINE, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, 513 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,720 SHIT, ALL SHE'S GOING TO BE WITHOUT 514 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,423 ARE MY CLEVER OBSERVATIONS. 515 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,224 YOU BANG HER YET? 516 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,427 NOT EVEN CLOSE, MAN. IF "BANG HER" 517 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,962 IS AN ISLAND OFF THE CARIBBEAN, 518 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,431 ME AND LUCY ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC IN JERSEY. 519 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,833 WHATEVER. THE POINT IS, 520 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,969 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE DAN D. FINE. 521 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,137 OF COURSE NOT, HAVE YOU? 522 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,474 CLARK BROUGHT ME THERE WHEN I WAS 12. 523 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,908 GOOD OLD CLARK! 524 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,444 WHO NEEDS DISNEYLANDS? 525 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,246 IT'S ON THE WAY, MAYBE WE COULD STOP BY. 526 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,448 WHAT FOR? 527 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,917 IF THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PIPE, 528 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,453 THE DAN D. FINE WILL CLEAN IT OUT. 529 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,954 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 530 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:48,194 WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE... 531 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,796 LOOK, MAN, WE'VE GOT TO PUT MILES 532 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,431 BETWEEN US AND THE VEG, YOU KNOW? 533 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,566 AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE BOUND TO BE 534 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,067 OTHER PLACES LIKE THE DAN D. FINE 535 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,503 FURTHER ALONG DOWN THE ROAD. 536 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,771 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 537 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,840 I MEAN, I THINK IT'S BETTER 538 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,442 IF WE JUST SKIP IT. 539 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:08,014 BRO, THERE IS NOTHING, 540 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,082 NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, 541 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,084 LIKE THE DAN D. FINE. 542 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,187 SO GET IN THE FUCKING CAR. LET'S GO, YOU PUSSY. 543 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,656 MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF YOU YET. 544 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,942 I DON'T KNOW, JACK. 545 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:38,645 GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN. 546 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,912 HOW YOU DOING, FROOD? 547 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,382 HOW'S YOUR DAD, JACK? 548 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,217 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 549 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,252 HAVE A SEAT. 550 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,854 Woman: OUT OF HERE. YOU ARE OUT. 551 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,557 I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE OUT THE GOCK. LEAVE ME ALONE! 552 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,825 MAUZNER, I DON'T CARE WHO YOUR DADDY IS, OK? 553 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:53,960 IT DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 554 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,195 TO COME IN HERE AND ACT LIKE A VIRUS! 555 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,229 CAN IT! 556 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,500 GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN. 557 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:04,270 WELCOME TO THE DAN D. FINE. 558 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,773 MY NAME IS NAOMI. 559 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,008 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET THE LADIES? 560 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:11,811 SURE. 561 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,417 WHAT'S UP, DUDE? MAKER'S ROCKS. 562 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,087 SORRY, MAUZNER, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD-- 563 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,188 MAKE IT A DOUBLE. 564 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,790 GENTLEMEN. UH! 565 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,470 HUZZAH, HUZZAH, HUZZAH. 566 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:39,538 COME ON IN, BABIES. 567 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,208 MEET YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS. 568 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,310 AREN'T THEY SWEET? 569 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,712 COME ON, DON'T BE SHY. 570 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,880 LET'S MOVE IT, TIME IS MONEY. 571 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,917 COME ON. OK. 572 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,418 INTRODUCE YOURSELVES, LADIES. 573 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,953 SOPHIE. 574 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,855 LOIS. 575 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,323 SALLY SUE. 576 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,091 ALEXIS. 577 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,392 NATALIE. 578 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,394 LOOK AT THOSE LEGS, MAN, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS. 579 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,396 SHE USED TO WEAR THESE, LIKE, 580 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:08,100 PATENT LEATHER GO-GO FUCK-ME BOOTS RIDING UP. 581 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,435 ONE OF THESE BITCHES QUIT 582 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:12,471 AND STOLE ALL HER SHOES, MAN. 583 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,773 DAMN SHAME, TOO. I WAS HOPING 584 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,207 TO GET A STOMPING TONIGHT. 585 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,909 Woman: JULIE... 586 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,078 YOU EVER HAVE A CHICK WALK ON YOUR BALLS? 587 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:19,612 YEAH. 588 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,113 EVER FUCK A 14 589 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,015 SIR? 590 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,084 DUDE, I-- 591 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,355 I FORGOT EVERYONE'S NAMES. 592 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,190 AMATEUR. 593 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:35,027 OK. GO. 594 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:41,400 CINDY, JACKIE, SNATCHIE, CUNTY, ASSFUCK, BLOW JOB. 595 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,368 DUDE, PICK A GIRL 596 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:43,836 AND STICK YOUR COCK IN HER, MAN. 597 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:47,206 HEY, LET HIM TAKE HIS TIME, ALL RIGHT? 598 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,641 WHATEVER, DUDE. 599 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,779 YEAH, I'LL TAKE LOIS. 600 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,613 Naomi: GOOD CHOICE. 601 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,414 COME ON, LOIS, 602 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,248 TAKE HIM AWAY, BABY. 603 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,349 UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASSHOLE 604 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,185 FELCHED WITH A CRAZY STRAW, 605 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,922 YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK. DO YOU GET IT? SHIT. 606 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,294 SO, HOW ABOUT YOU, PUDDING? 607 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,163 UH... 608 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:14,667 NO, I'M JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE. 609 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:18,137 WHAT 610 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,906 BRO, I DON'T PAY FOR IT. 611 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,440 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUDE? 612 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,675 THAT'S THE BEST PART. 613 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,610 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT 614 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,078 TO THESE GIRLS, MAN. 615 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,215 YOU CAN BEND THEM OVER, FUCK 'EM IN-- 616 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,282 MAUZNER! 617 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,150 WHAT? 618 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,585 JUST PICK, OK? 619 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:34,921 ALL RIGHT. 620 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,161 BYE-BYE, GUY. 621 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,363 UH! 622 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,069 UH! 623 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,474 HOW WAS IT? 624 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,044 HA HA HA! 625 00:27:58,077 --> 00:27:59,345 YEAH? 626 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,413 YEAH, COME TO DADDY. 627 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:02,514 THERE YOU GO. 628 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:03,950 THOSE PIPES WORKING? 629 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,655 MAN, I'M HUNGRY, LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 630 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,024 SO IT WAS COOL, YOU KNOW? 631 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:14,026 I TOLD HER ABOUT MY TROUBLES AND SHE WAS LIKE, 632 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:18,130 "SEXUAL CONFUSION'S A TRICKY THING." 633 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:20,299 SEXUAL CONFUSION? 634 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,535 I MEAN, EASY ON THE SEXUAL CONFUSION TIP, BABY. 635 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,172 MAKE ME SOUND LIKE THAT GUY IN A RAINCOAT 636 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,808 WITH A FISTFUL OF VASELINE, YOU KNOW? 637 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,310 SEXUAL CONFUSION. 638 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:35,447 YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE SEXUAL CONFUSION, DO YOU? 639 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,415 SO SOFT. 640 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,817 HEY! 641 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,752 Pilot: I DON'T WITH LUCY, BUT... 642 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,256 REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WITH BECKY MEADOWS? 643 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,325 I WAS DRUNK, BUT... 644 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,896 BUT, I MEAN, I BONED HER. 645 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,231 I THINK. 646 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:59,005 BRO, I BONED BECKY MEADOWS. 647 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,909 WHATEVER. 648 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,643 AFTER THE INITIAL PRE-GAME JITTERS, 649 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,112 IT WAS A SENSATION, YOU KNOW? 650 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,781 Woman: PLEASE, YOU'VE BEEN RATTLING ON 651 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:09,748 ABOUT THE DEEP PURPLE CONCERTS 652 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:10,749 FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS. 653 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:11,583 Man: OH, COME ON, 654 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:14,386 I BOUGHT YOU A CHEESEBURGER. 655 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,721 I MEAN, YOU'RE HOMELESS. 656 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,523 YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR. 657 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:18,524 YOU KNOW WHAT? 658 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,860 I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 659 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,964 SICK FUCK! 660 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,866 FUCKING BITCH! 661 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,734 NOBODY TOUCHES ME! 662 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:32,171 NOBODY FUCKING TOUCHES ME! 663 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,572 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 664 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,773 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 665 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:35,808 ARE YOU 666 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,376 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 667 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,414 SHE'S JUST A FUCKING BITCH. 668 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,682 GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR. 669 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,517 GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR! 670 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:52,124 IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK. DEEP BREATHS. 671 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,563 FUCKING CUNT! 672 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,669 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 673 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:05,404 HEY, WHAT. YOU GOING TO BEAT ME UP, TOO? 674 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,011 I HATE THAT WORD. 675 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:19,518 FUCK. 676 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:25,591 Jack: YOU OK? 677 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,394 YEAH. 678 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,696 JESUS, DON'T TELL ME 679 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:32,098 THERE WAS A TIME IN DAYS PAST 680 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:32,899 WHEN YOU COULD HITCH A RIDE 681 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:33,900 AND THE DRIVER DIDN'T THINK 682 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,268 HE COULD PUT IT YOUR FUCKING PAIL. 683 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,069 DON'T TELL ME 684 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,271 THERE WAS A TIME LIKE THAT. 685 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,406 Pilot: YEAH, SURE. 686 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,375 MY MOM USED TO HITCH ALL THE TIME, AND... 687 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,477 SHE HATES IT IN THE PAIL. 688 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,016 SHIT. 689 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:55,721 Pilot: LET'S BAIL, JACK. 690 00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:57,456 YEAH, LET'S. 691 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,297 JACK. COME ON, MAN. 692 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:08,935 HEY, WE'RE, UH... 693 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,437 WE'RE HEADING NORTH. IF YOU'D, UH... 694 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,240 IF YOU WANT TO... 695 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,877 OK. 696 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,621 THANK YOU. 697 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,166 THEN THERE WERE 3. 698 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,346 Pilot: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 699 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,817 CASSIE. 700 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,619 AS IN CASSANDRA? 701 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,989 YEAH, AS IN CASSANDRA. 702 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,426 Cassie: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 703 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:14,333 PILOT. THIS IS, THIS IS JACK. 704 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,768 YEAH 705 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,704 I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 706 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:19,538 HIS MOTHER PICKED UP 707 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:20,973 AN AIRLINE PILOT ONE NIGHT-- 708 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:22,408 BUT JACK LOVES TO. 709 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,909 AT A BAR NEAR D.F.W. 710 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,077 THAT'S DALLAS-FORT WORTH. 711 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,645 THEY FUCKED, THE PILOT LEFT, 712 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,813 SHE GOT PREGNANT, 713 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,815 ONLY SHE NEVER CAUGHT THE PILOT'S NAME. 714 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,483 MOM'S A PEACH. 715 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,685 SO SHE NAMED YOU PILOT. 716 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,055 EXACTLY, CASSANDRA. 717 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:45,897 WOW. 718 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,233 ZOWIE. 719 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,534 WHAT? 720 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,238 YOU DID A GOOD THING. 721 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:53,039 HUH? 722 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,906 MOST PEOPLE WHEN TOLD THE STORY 723 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,842 WILL INEVITABLY SAY... 724 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,277 "GOOD THING HE WASN'T A FISHERMAN." 725 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:58,877 "GOOD THING 726 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,979 HE WASN'T A PROCTOLOGIST." 727 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,982 "GOOD THING HE WASN'T AN EXTERMINATOR." 728 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,651 OK, I SEE, BECAUSE IF THE GUY 729 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,354 HAD BEEN LIKE A PROCTOLOGIST, 730 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:12,558 THEN PILOT'S NAME MIGHT BE LIKE, UM... 731 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:13,559 SPHINCTER. 732 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,727 EXACTLY. OR ANUS. 733 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:16,728 OR HEMORRHOID. 734 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:17,829 OR DINGLE BERRY. 735 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:20,499 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. CAN WE STOP? 736 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,838 AH, FUCK! 737 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,574 WHY DON'T YOU EASE OFF THE STEROIDS, 738 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:29,575 SNACK TIME? 739 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,243 WHERE ARE THEY, SCAWLDY? 740 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:32,911 YOU GUYS STILL WORKING FOR LIBERACE? 741 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,280 HE'S DEAD, OK? 742 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,148 SCAWLDY, DON'T BE A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG, MAN. 743 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,916 JUST TELL US WHERE THE LITTLE PRICKS ARE. 744 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,486 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 745 00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:44,656 DE-DETROIT. 746 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:45,557 WHAT 747 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:46,192 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 748 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:47,326 THE FUCKERS ARE IN DETROIT. 749 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,694 THEY WENT TO DETROIT. YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT? 750 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:49,561 BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. 751 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,064 JUST GET OUT OF MY... 752 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:53,665 Man: STEVEN, CHECK IT OUT. 753 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,771 WHERE YOU GUYS HEADED? 754 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:03,041 UH, WE'RE THINKING SEATTLE. 755 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,343 ...THINKING SEATTLE. 756 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,045 I LOVE WHEN THIS HAPPENS. 757 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,447 NO, NO, NO, NO. DETROIT, HUH? 758 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,884 Pilot: YEAH, IT'S PILOT. 759 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,753 YEAH, I MET YOU GUYS AT GRADUATION. 760 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:19,291 LOOK, MR. CARNES, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE SEATTLE AREA, 761 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:22,494 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD A NUMBER FOR AMY. 762 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,096 YOU DON'T. 763 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,298 YEAH, WORK ADDRESS IS FINE. 764 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,402 Man: I MEAN, THE GUY WAS THE ORIGINAL PARTY POET. 765 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,070 HOW DID HE GET KICKED OUT OF WEST POINT 766 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,272 AND WRITE THIS SHIT? 767 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,407 "GAILY BEDIGHT, A GALLANT KNIGHT, 768 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,042 "IN SUNSHINE AND IN SHADOW. 769 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,677 "FELL AS HE FOUND, NO SPOT OF GROUND, 770 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,812 THAT LOOKED LIKE..." 771 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,681 HOLD ONTO YOUR SPORE, MANLER. 772 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,082 Attacker: FUCK OFF, GOODWIN. 773 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,321 THERE WERE 2 ENORMOUS COCKROACHES 774 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:50,822 FUCKING IN THE PARKING LOT. 775 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:51,857 OH, YOU ALWAYS TAKE ME 776 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:52,824 TO THE NICEST JOINTS, JACK. 777 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,025 Man: HELLO, HELLO. 778 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,362 LOOK AT THIS TRIO. THE WISE MEN. 779 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,164 OH, MY BAD. 780 00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:02,100 THE 2 WISE MEN AND ONE VERY LOVELY GOWN. 781 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:03,669 HERE'S 5 GOOD ONES. 782 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:04,703 WHAT DO YOU SAY, KEMO SABE? 783 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:05,837 THERE'S 5 GOOD ONES. 784 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:08,106 AND YOU ARE EVERYTHING. 785 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,209 YOU'RE, OH... 786 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,214 I'M JONATHAN GOODWIN. 787 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,815 THE KIDS CALL ME JOHNNY THE FOX. 788 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,817 HEY, JOHNNY THE FOX. 789 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,452 WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT? 790 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:23,189 OH, THAT. THAT WAS JUST ABOUT THE WORLD BEING 791 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,123 A FUCKING BLENDER 792 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,092 AND ME BEING A WILD STRAWBERRY. 793 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,260 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 794 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,461 YOU ALL LOOK A LITTLE TORQUED, 795 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,597 AND I AM THE DISCOVERER OF PICKER-UPPERS. 796 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,831 COULD I INTEREST YOU 797 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:33,965 IN SOMETHING FROM THE BAM FAMILY? 798 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,235 A LITTLE CRYSTAL AND SUCH, 799 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,836 WHATEVER YOUR FLAVOR IS. 800 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:41,207 Pilot: WE'RE ACTUALLY LOOKING TO MOVE SOME OURSELVES. 801 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,408 YOU GOT DANCE DRUGS? 802 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,109 YEAH. 803 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,377 OBJECTIFY. 804 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:49,014 SOME RECENTLY SYNTHESIZED M.D.M.A. 805 00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,949 WHICH HAS NOT YET BEEN TASTED. 806 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,050 I KNOW A PLACE. 807 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,120 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING, CROWD CHEERING] 808 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,923 YEAH! COME ON, BABY! WHOO! 809 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,304 CHECK IT OUT, BABY! 810 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,507 THIS IS WHERE WE TASTE IT, RIGHT? 811 00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,646 AH-HA! 812 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:21,947 WHOO-HOO! 813 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,230 PILOT, DO ME A FAVOR. LET ME DO THE TALKING. 814 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,933 THESE KIDS ARE FUCKING TERRIFIED OF ME. 815 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,869 Johnny: CHECK IT OUT! WHOO! 816 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,539 JOHNNY THE FOX. 817 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,073 WHAT'S UP? 818 00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:24,175 READY TO SURF SOME WARM WAVES, MAN? 819 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:25,176 HOW'S THAT? 820 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,446 BECAUSE I AM CHOO CHOO CHARLIE. 821 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:30,782 AND I GOT AN "E" TRAIN PULLING OUT OF THE STATION. 822 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:31,783 GET ON BOARD! 823 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,084 YOU GIVING SAMPLES? 824 00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,420 THAT KIND OF GREED MAKES ME THINK 825 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,555 THAT YOU'RE ALREADY STONED, JUICY BOY. 826 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,256 COME ON, BITCH. LET'S TEST THE MERCH. 827 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,726 BITCH? WE'RE OUT OF HERE, PILOT, GOOD-BYE. 828 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:40,959 NOT SO FAST, TRICK. 829 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:41,827 WHAT? 830 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,330 Juicy Boy: HEY, MUFFIN, WHAT'S YOUR STORY? 831 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,531 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 832 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,198 YOU'RE A FRIEND OF THE FOX, HUH? 833 00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,434 WELL, THAT AIN'T GOOD. 834 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,002 I HEARD HE WENT DOWN, AND HE'S GOING DEEP COVER. 835 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,471 LOOK, JUICY, DON'T EVEN PLAY. 836 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:56,174 IS THAT TRUE? YOU 5 837 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:57,443 'CAUSE IF IT'S NOT, 838 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,878 YOU'D LOOK REAL GOOD CURLED ON THE FLOOR 839 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,481 AROUND MY FEET... PURRING. 840 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,550 YO, HARRIS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 841 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,284 WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO SWITCH IT INTO HYPE? 842 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:07,486 YOU KNOW MY BIO. 843 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,721 YOU KNOW ABOUT MY 2 TOURS IN THE NAM. 844 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:13,091 HAUNG NGUYEN, MEKONG DELTA, WITH A WEB-FOOTED APE. 845 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:17,763 YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS FOR ME TO GO BACK TO THAT PLACE. 846 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:21,600 Harris: THE NAM? 847 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:25,103 YOU WERE LIKE 6 WHEN THAT SHIT WAS GOING DOWN. 848 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,538 Johnny: PILOT, COME ON. 849 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:27,739 Harris: FUCKING GET HIM, GET HIM. 850 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,174 GO. 851 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,709 WHAT'S THAT THING ON YOUR FINGER? 852 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,480 MY WEDDING RING. 853 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,617 YOU'RE MARRIED? 854 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,356 IT GOT ANNULLED. 855 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,359 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? YOU GOT DIVORCED? 856 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:50,429 YEAH. I GOT DIVORCED. 857 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,401 Pilot: JACK! JACK! 858 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,802 LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, JACK. 859 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:57,335 WHAT'S UP? 860 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,504 COME ON, LET'S BAIL. 861 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:14,653 PILOT, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE. 862 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:15,954 MAN, I THOUGHT THOSE GUYS WERE DOWN. 863 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,155 NO. I DID. 864 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,824 IT'S FINE, MAN. 865 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,125 I'M SORRY. 866 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,027 THAT'S ALL, JUST SORRY. 867 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,100 WHAT 868 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,003 NO. 869 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,304 IT'S JUST... 870 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:35,306 YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER LET ME DRIVE BEFORE. 871 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,775 WELL, HERE'S THE NEWS FLASH. 872 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,477 YOU REALIZE IF WE BOOST THE DOSE 873 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,779 TO ANOTHER 2 1/2 GRAMS EACH OF THESE 'SHROOMS, 874 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,981 WE CAN GET COMPLETELY MASHED AND-- 875 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:44,750 WHERE YOU GOING, ANYWAYS? 876 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,386 I GOT TO MEET UP WITH A FRIEND, MAKE A DELIVERY, 877 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,788 AND THEN I'M OFF TO THE EMERALD CITY-- 878 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,490 SEATTLE. 879 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,425 YEAH? MM-HMM. 880 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,392 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 881 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,161 YOU KNOW, I KNOW SOMEBODY IN SEATTLE. 882 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,063 OF COURSE YOU DO. 883 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,198 AMY CARNES. 884 00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,033 OH, YEAH. 885 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,469 BEST GIRL, EVER-- 886 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,504 IN CAPS. 887 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,574 BEST GIRL EVER. 888 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,141 OH, I'M FEELING THAT. 889 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,277 "BILLY JOHNSON, HE'S OUR MAN. 890 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,945 IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY CAN." 891 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,182 TOTALLY. SQUAD CAPTAIN. 892 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,585 YEAH. WHOLESOME DREAMS AND... 893 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,488 TIGHT LITTLE ASS AND... 894 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:26,091 I MEAN, COULD I PLEASE HAVE A SALAD WITH NO DRESSING? 895 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,027 I KNOW. 896 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,663 NIGHT OF GRADUATION, MAN. 897 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:34,766 WE HAD A THING. 898 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,569 THE RAGE-ALL-NIGHT PARTY. 899 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:41,973 I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT SHE KNEW I EXISTED. 900 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:46,077 SHE CORNERED ME IN THE BATHROOM, 901 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:50,448 MACKED ME. WE SLOW DANCED TO 902 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,183 SWEET CHILD OF MINE, 903 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,053 OVER AND OVER, FOR HOURS. 904 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,559 SHE SAID SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS COOL. 905 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,229 ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS BETTER 906 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,231 THAN THE FORGETTABLES I HUNG OUT WITH. 907 00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:08,634 "FORGETTABLES?" 908 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,802 HER WORD. 909 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:13,539 SHE KNEW, MAN. 910 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,842 SHE FUCKING KNEW. 911 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,411 YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE ARE FORGOTTEN BY PEOPLE 912 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,914 WHO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE DAY. 913 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,316 I LOVE HER. 914 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,620 LOVE, LOVE, SWEET LOVE. 915 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,857 DID YOU FUCK HER? 916 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,458 NO. 917 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,894 WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT 918 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:36,695 I WOULD, YOU KNOW, 919 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,163 LIKE THAT SUMMER, MAYBE. 920 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,198 BIRD IN A HAND, BABY DOLL. 921 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,267 SHE LEFT SOON AFTER. 922 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,969 TO GO... 923 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,604 TO SEATTLE. 924 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,664 WHAT'S WITH THOSE GUYS? 925 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:15,100 WE KEEP SEEING THEM. 926 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:18,003 NO DOUBT HEADED TO THE LAND OF AMY CARNES. 927 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,938 WHY? 928 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:22,107 KURT COBAIN, SON. 929 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,108 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 930 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:24,643 OH, HE KILLED HIMSELF. 931 00:42:26,511 --> 00:42:28,313 WHEN? 932 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:31,249 YESTERDAY. HE SHOT HIMSELF. 933 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,417 FOR REAL? 934 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,985 FOR REAL. 935 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,592 SHIT. 936 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,529 YOU COOL? 937 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,664 YEAH, I'M COOL. 938 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:46,865 TONY GOMEZ IS GOING TO MEET UP WITH ME 939 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,566 AND TAKE ME THE REST OF THE WAY. 940 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,301 TELL THESE GUYS I SAID HEY, WILL YOU? 941 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:51,502 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU AROUND THEN. 942 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,138 PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE. 943 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,824 * THE ROAD DEMON SEES 944 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,663 * IT SAYS LET'S ROLL 945 00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:22,834 * KING OF MOUNTAIN STREAMS 946 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,173 * TRIED TO ROLL HIS EYES 947 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:44,355 [CHRISTIAN STATION PLAYING ON RADIO] 948 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:48,927 Man on radio: YOU AND ME ARE THE SHEEP 949 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,029 THAT HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR. 950 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,163 ANYTHING. 951 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,068 ...NAILED TO THE CROSS. 952 00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:59,070 HEY, YOU KNOW WHERE CANYONDALE IS? 953 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:01,406 Old woman: ANNA? 954 00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:03,241 WHAT? COME HERE. 955 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,375 OK. 956 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:08,613 FETCH MY GLASSES. 957 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,281 Man: I TOOK THE KIDS THERE LAST YEAR 958 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,382 TO SEE THE BOY. 959 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,653 IT FREAKED THEM. 960 00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:24,896 YOU A POOL BOY? 961 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,367 I USED TO BE. 962 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,142 WHAT? 963 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:46,818 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS 964 00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,820 AREN'T REALLY DOING IT RIGHT. 965 00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,156 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 966 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,258 YOU WANT TO DO THE WHOLE CROSS-COUNTRY 967 00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:54,793 ON THE ROAD THING. 968 00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:58,396 YOU SHOULD BE DOING IT IN A CONVERTIBLE. 969 00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,609 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 970 00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:45,911 CHILL, RELAX. 971 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:48,046 I'M MAKING A FUCKING CONVERTIBLE. 972 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,348 YEAH, BUT NOW WE'RE COMPLETELY CONSPICUOUS. 973 00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:52,717 OHH. 974 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,652 OH! RIGHT. 975 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,988 CONSPICUOUS TO WHAT? 976 00:45:57,022 --> 00:45:59,590 UMM... 977 00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:01,459 TO THE, UH... 978 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:02,928 TO THE, UH... 979 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:04,762 YOU KNOW. 980 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,965 Man: YOU BOYS PASSING THROUGH? 981 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,934 YEAH, WE'RE HEADING FOR SEATTLE. 982 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,436 BEST YOU CHECK OUT THE BOY. 983 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:14,139 EXCUSE ME? 984 00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,841 THE BOY. 985 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:17,408 BEST YOU CHECK OUT THE BOY. 986 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,709 HEY, WHERE IS THE BOY? 987 00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,611 CANYONDALE, RIGHT? 988 00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:22,613 Man: THAT'S RIGHT. 989 00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:25,083 I SAW A POSTER FOR THIS SHIT INSIDE. 990 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,718 OH, YOU'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT. 991 00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,821 PROMISE YOU THAT. 992 00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:32,023 YOU'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT. 993 00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:34,893 WELL? 994 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,041 ALLIGATOR... 995 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:52,810 WHAT? 996 00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,612 Jack: ALLIGATOR BOY. 997 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,847 THAT'S THE BOY'S NAME. 998 00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:58,716 HIS FULL NAME IS ALLIGATOR BOY. 999 00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:00,952 HE'S ABOUT 20 MILES FROM HERE. 1000 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:02,587 DUDE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALLIGATOR BOY? 1001 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:03,688 I DON'T KNOW. 1002 00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:06,992 IT'S JUST WHAT THE DUDE TOLD ME. 1003 00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:07,993 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1004 00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:09,060 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 1005 00:47:09,094 --> 00:47:10,495 WELL, LET'S FIND OUT. 1006 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,363 JACK, JACK, WE DON'T HAVE TIME. 1007 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:14,632 WHAT IS THE RUSH? 1008 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,567 WHAT IS THE RUSH? IS THERE A RUSH? 1009 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:17,869 DON'T ASK ME-- 1010 00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:18,937 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE MEETING SOMEBODY 1011 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,238 UP THERE, ARE WE? 1012 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,544 WHATEVER, DUDE. 1013 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:31,416 CAN WE JUST HAVE 15 SECONDS OF FUN 1014 00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:32,884 IN OUR MISERABLE LIVES? 1015 00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:37,155 Pilot: UGH! FAMOUS FUCKING LAST WORDS. 1016 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:06,451 Man: THANK YOU, MA'AM. 1017 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,319 Woman: YOU'RE WELCOME, SIR. 1018 00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:21,566 IT'LL BE $10 EACH. 1019 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,109 COME ON. 1020 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,318 DESMOND? 1021 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:16,721 DESMOND? 1022 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:19,424 DESMOND? 1023 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,160 TIP? 1024 00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,499 SOMETIMES HE'S SHY. 1025 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,037 Woman: I THINK A LITTLE GIRL SCREAMED. 1026 00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:35,540 DESMOND GETS UPSET WHEN THEY SCREAM. 1027 00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:36,674 DESMOND? 1028 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,760 THERE HE IS. 1029 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:10,875 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1030 00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:13,544 HE'S SHY. 1031 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:16,281 NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANS. 1032 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,184 I THINK SHE MEANS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1033 00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:21,252 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 1034 00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:23,088 Woman: HE'S JUST BASHFUL. 1035 00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,325 UNBELIEVABLE. 1036 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:31,096 UNBELIEVABLE! 1037 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:34,932 HEY, HE SUFFERS FROM, UH, 1038 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:38,169 ICHTHYOSIS, WHICH IS A, UH, 1039 00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:41,038 A THICKENING OF THE EPIDERMIS 1040 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:45,210 AND IS NOT DANGEROUS OR CONTAGIOUS. 1041 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,278 HE'S ALSO SLIGHTLY BRAIN DAMAGED 1042 00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:50,315 AND INCAPABLE OF SPEECH. 1043 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:52,717 HE'S 26. 1044 00:50:54,018 --> 00:50:55,520 I'M 26. 1045 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:00,691 IT'S INSANE. 1046 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:03,194 26! 1047 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:06,531 WHAT'S HE THINKING? 1048 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:10,668 HE PROBABLY WISHES YOU'D STOP STARING AT HIM. 1049 00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:13,104 INSANE! 1050 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:15,506 THIS WHOLE-- THIS IS INSANE! 1051 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:17,708 LOOK AT HIM, JACK. 1052 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,044 HE'S LIKE--HE'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! 1053 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,279 HE'S AN ALLIGATOR, DUDE! 1054 00:51:21,312 --> 00:51:22,880 HE'S AN ALLIGATOR BOY! 1055 00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:40,765 THAT'D BE A CRY LADEN WITH PAIN AND SORROW. 1056 00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:44,802 Woman: IN AROUND 600 B.C., 1057 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,104 THERE WAS A SLAVE. 1058 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:50,741 A SLAVE OF WEALTHY GREEK NOBLEMEN. 1059 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,943 HE WAS HORRIBLY DEFORMED. 1060 00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,879 AND ALL DAY LONG, 1061 00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:57,482 THIS MONSTROUS-LOOKING MAN 1062 00:51:57,515 --> 00:52:02,052 WOULD SPIN WONDROUS TALES OF HEROIC ANIMALS. 1063 00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:04,589 GREAT TALES, BUT THEY TENDED TO SHOW 1064 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,157 THE WEAKNESSES OF MEN. 1065 00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:12,763 SO, THE STORYTELLER WAS KILLED BY A CRAZED MOB 1066 00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:14,465 WHO WERE INSULTED 1067 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:18,503 THAT HIS STORIES SHOWED ANIMALS AS BRAVE AND SMART, 1068 00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:21,872 AND PEOPLE AS WEAK AND STUPID. 1069 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:24,842 REALLY? WOW. 1070 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,477 AMAZING. 1071 00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:27,745 OH, WAIT. 1072 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,380 THE PUNCH LINE IS: 1073 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:33,551 THE STORYTELLER'S NAME WAS AESOP. 1074 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,221 REALLY? 1075 00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,590 WOW. AMAZING. 1076 00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:43,194 AS IN AESOP'S FABLES? 1077 00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:44,762 Woman: YES. 1078 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:45,963 OH. 1079 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,565 REALLY? 1080 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:48,799 WOW! 1081 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,135 AMAZING! 1082 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,037 I--I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 1083 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,772 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AESOP WAS A FREAK. 1084 00:52:58,776 --> 00:52:59,944 Cassandra: SO, UM, 1085 00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:02,547 WHERE'S MR. MURRAY? 1086 00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:07,017 Woman: LONG GONE. 1087 00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:09,220 HE COULDN'T ACCEPT DES. 1088 00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,756 HE LEFT NOT LONG AFTER DES WAS BORN. 1089 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:14,459 BUT THEN, DES AND I 1090 00:53:14,492 --> 00:53:18,062 WENT TROOPING WITH A WELL KNOWN 10-IN-ONE. 1091 00:53:18,095 --> 00:53:19,964 DES WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION. 1092 00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:22,032 HE MADE MORE MONEY FOR THE CARNIVAL 1093 00:53:22,066 --> 00:53:24,201 THAN THE CONCESSION STANDS. 1094 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:26,904 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ENOUGH MONEY TOGETHER 1095 00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:28,439 TO MOVE TO SOUTH CAROLINA. 1096 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,510 Cassandra: WHY SOUTH CAROLINA? 1097 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:37,248 OH, IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE, PARISVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA. 1098 00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:39,284 IT'S A SMALL TOWN, BUT FOR SOME REASON 1099 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,018 IT'S BECOME THE WINTER QUARTERS 1100 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,720 OF ALL THE SOUTHERN CARNIES. 1101 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,890 IT'S A VIRTUAL CITY OF SPECIAL PEOPLE. 1102 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,958 TRANQUIL AND SUNNY. 1103 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,561 DES WOULD BE HAPPY THERE. 1104 00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,630 I KNOW MY DES DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME LEFT. 1105 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,900 WELL, ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU NEED? 1106 00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:58,102 OH, A LOT OF MONEY. 1107 00:53:58,135 --> 00:53:59,404 HOW ABOUT 1108 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:02,607 OH, ABOUT $5,000 WOULD DO US RIGHT. 1109 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,876 WITH WHAT WE'D GET FOR THE HOUSE. 1110 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,446 WELL, WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. 1111 00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:10,348 BEFORE WE LEAVE, WE'LL COME SAY GOOD-BYE. 1112 00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:12,216 WE'D LIKE THAT. 1113 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,251 WE'D LIKE THAT FINE. 1114 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,065 Pilot: HE WAS AMAZING, WASN'T HE? 1115 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,668 WASN'T HE AMAZING, JACK? 1116 00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,902 AMAZING. 1117 00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:38,876 DESMOND THE ALLIGATOR BOY IS A MAJOR HAPPENER. 1118 00:54:38,909 --> 00:54:39,977 ISN'T HE? 1119 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:42,313 WHATEVER YOU SAY, PILOT. 1120 00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:44,081 WOULD YOU WANT TO BE HIM? 1121 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,650 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1122 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:46,851 WHAT? 1123 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:48,118 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FUCK? 1124 00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:50,287 WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE STUPID QUESTIONS? 1125 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:52,156 WHAT? WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANNA BE HIM? 1126 00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:54,158 WHY? BECAUSE HE'S GREEN, 1127 00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:56,260 BECAUSE HIS SKIN IS DISGUSTING, 1128 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,397 BECAUSE HE'S BRAIN DAMAGED, 1129 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,999 BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS MISSHAPEN. 1130 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,200 YOU WANT ME TO GO ON? 1131 00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:04,435 NO. 1132 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:13,711 YOU THINK HE'S HAPPY? 1133 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:14,845 PILOT! 1134 00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:16,381 WHAT? ONE QUESTION. 1135 00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:18,182 JUST ANSWER ME THAT. DO YOU THINK HE'S HAPPY? 1136 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:19,650 I DON'T KNOW, PILOT. 1137 00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:22,319 BUT MAYBE WE CAN ASK THE OLD LADY 1138 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:24,221 WHEN WE GO AND SAY GOOD-BYE. 1139 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,757 WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY GOOD 1140 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,192 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 1141 00:55:28,225 --> 00:55:29,694 YES YOU DID, DUDE! 1142 00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:30,895 I--I HEARD YOU. 1143 00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,196 CASSANDRA, DID YOU HEAR? 1144 00:55:32,229 --> 00:55:34,064 I DID. "WHEN WE GO AND SAY GOOD-BYE," 1145 00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,333 LIKE IT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING YOU EVER HEARD. 1146 00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:37,935 AND IT WAS MY IDEA. 1147 00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:39,870 I DID NOT SAY THAT. 1148 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,541 BUT IT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING 1149 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,675 I EVER HEARD, BY THE WAY. 1150 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:45,776 WHY? 1151 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,211 ARE YOU GUYS, BY ANY CHANCE, IN LOVE? 1152 00:55:47,244 --> 00:55:49,213 WHY? BRO, WHY DO WE HAVE TO 1153 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,214 GO AND SAY GOOD-BYE TOMORROW? 1154 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,215 I MEAN, COULDN'T WE JUST HAVE 1155 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:52,650 SAID GOOD 1156 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,651 I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER. 1157 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:54,752 I'LL MEET YOU ALL AT THE BAR. 1158 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:56,120 WE GOTTA STOP FOR THE NIGHT ANYHOW. 1159 00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:57,855 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING FOR 2 DAYS. 1160 00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:01,792 AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME THINGS I GOTTA FIGURE OUT. 1161 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:03,160 WHAT THINGS? 1162 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:06,664 I MIGHT LAY SOME CASH ON HER. 1163 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,935 WHY? 1164 00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,136 COME ON, MAN. 1165 00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:15,039 THE WHOLE SCENARIO IS PRETTY PATHETIC. 1166 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,674 GRANTED, BUT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, 1167 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,175 DONALD TRUMP? 1168 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,410 YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO SEE 1169 00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,812 THE ALLIGATOR BOY IN THE FIRST PLACE, PILOT. 1170 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:23,914 YEAH, BUT I'M GLAD THAT YOU MADE US GO. 1171 00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:29,787 ALTHOUGH, I DON'T THINK YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUG IT. 1172 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,723 BRO, EASY, EASY. 1173 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,124 WHAT? 1174 00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:35,960 BRO, EASY. WHAT? 1175 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,695 EASY WITH THAT. 1176 00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:42,132 MY GIRLFRIEND. 1177 00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,868 SHE IS WITCHY THOUGH, ISN'T SHE? 1178 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,102 IF YOU SAY SO. 1179 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,236 COME ON, GIVE IT-- 1180 00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:47,137 HEY, BRO, GIVE IT UP. 1181 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:49,574 JUST GET THE BAGS! 1182 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:02,052 YOU MAY--MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT. 1183 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,696 YIKES! 1184 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,135 JUST UP THE HILL IS A HOUSE 1185 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:20,070 OVERLOOKING LAKE WASHINGTON, 1186 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,138 WHERE HE PULLED A CHAIR 1187 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:22,707 UP TO A WINDOW 1188 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:26,076 PRESSED THE BARREL OF A 20-GAUGE SHOTGUN TO HIS HEAD 1189 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,745 AND PULLED THE TRIGGER. 1190 00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:33,651 IMAGINE, THOUGH. 1191 00:57:33,684 --> 00:57:36,954 I MEAN, NOT TO BE A TOTAL BUZZ KILL, BUT, 1192 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,456 IMAGINE HOW MANY DICKS HAVE BEEN INSIDE HER. 1193 00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,326 WHAT? 1194 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,795 THAT PERVERT AT THE DAN D. FINE 1195 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,463 SAID THE GIRL WHO STOLE THOSE SHOES 1196 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,165 WORKED THERE FOR 11 MONTHS. 1197 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:51,836 11 MONTHS, JACK. 1198 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:54,605 THAT'S LIKE--IT'S LIKE 4 DICKS A DAY. 1199 00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:56,674 AND, YOU KNOW, I'M BEING CONSERVATIVE. 1200 00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:59,944 ALL RIGHT, AND THEY MUST'VE WORKED, LIKE, 6-DAY WEEKS. 1201 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:04,949 6 TIMES 4 IS 24, 11 MONTHS IS 44 WEEKS, 1202 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,784 SO, 44 TIMES 24 1203 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,086 IS 1,056. 1204 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,959 1,056 DICKS! 1205 00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:22,166 1,056 DICKS, JACK! 1206 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,367 POP QUIZ. 1207 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,168 NO. 1208 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:24,969 COME ON, IT'S A QUICK ONE. 1209 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:26,103 NO. 1210 00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:27,204 COME ON. NO. 1211 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,011 GO. 1212 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:37,815 WHAT IS 1,056 DICKS? 1213 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:42,352 A LOT OF DICKS. 1214 00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:45,155 BEEP! PERFECT SCORE. 1215 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:46,156 GOLD STAR. 1216 00:58:47,491 --> 00:58:49,794 WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN CALCULATING BLOW JOBS. 1217 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:50,895 OH! 1218 00:58:52,797 --> 00:58:54,264 "E?" 1219 00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:59,103 OBVIOUSLY, THE KID DOESN'T LIKE BEING STARED AT AND MADE FUN OF, 1220 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:01,739 SO MAYBE SHE SHOULD STOP CHARGING PEOPLE TO LOOK AT HIM. 1221 00:59:01,772 --> 00:59:04,575 MAYBE THEN HE COULD HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE. 1222 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,248 WHAT? 1223 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,919 NOTHING. 1224 00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:19,189 OH, GOD! 1225 00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:24,028 2...3...4... 1226 00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,867 OH, SHIT! 1227 00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:35,773 WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE. 1228 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:38,375 I WORSHIP THE CONCEPT. 1229 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,510 HEY! WHAT'S UP, JACK? 1230 00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:41,646 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1231 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:44,849 TONY GOMEZ WAS A NO-SHOW! 1232 00:59:44,882 --> 00:59:47,151 I'M NOW OFFICIALLY HITCHHIKING TO SEATTLE. 1233 00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:50,287 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING UP THERE FOR ANYWAYS? 1234 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,528 A FRIEND OF MINE DIED. 1235 00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:00,464 A FUCKED UP FREAK NAMED JIMMY DeANGELO. 1236 01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:02,667 AND HE LEFT ME HIS BUSINESS. 1237 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:04,802 GOT INSANE IN THE BRAIN ONE NIGHT 1238 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:06,470 AND SUICIDE-PACTED WITH THIS OTHER KID. 1239 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,272 WAY TOO MUCH JACK DANIELS, MESCALINE, 1240 01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,539 AND OZZY OSBOURNE. 1241 01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:12,542 "BACKWARD MASKING, SUICIDE IS GOOD." 1242 01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,945 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. BLAH, BLAH. 1243 01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:16,513 BOOM! 1244 01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:18,315 SHOTGUN TO THE FACE IN THE PLAYGROUND. 1245 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:19,984 THE OTHER KID DIED, 1246 01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,687 BUT JIM HUNG ON. 1247 01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:26,390 OH, THEY HAD TO DO SOME MAJOR SURGERY, 1248 01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:27,992 ON ACCOUNT OF MOST OF HIS FACE WAS GONE. 1249 01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:31,662 THEY ACTUALLY GRAFTED SOME OF HIS ASS UP TO HIS FACE. 1250 01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:33,864 BUT JIM HAD A REALLY HAIRY ASS, 1251 01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:35,199 SO HE HAS HAD TO SHAVE HIS FOREHEAD. 1252 01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:36,801 IT WAS A BAD SCENE. 1253 01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:40,705 AND HE DROOLED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 1254 01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:42,272 AND THAT'S WHAT EVENTUALLY DID HIM IN. 1255 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:45,009 CAUSE, CHECK IT OUT, JIM DIDN'T MIND BEING UGLY 1256 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:48,245 AND HAVING THE HAIRY FOREHEAD AND NO TEETH. 1257 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:50,881 BUT GODDAMN IT, HE COULDN'T TAKE THE DROOLING. 1258 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:54,618 SO ONE NIGHT HE GOBBLED TOO MANY SLEEPING PILLS, 1259 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,320 AND HE DID THE JOB RIGHT. 1260 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:05,329 ANYWAY! 1261 01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:20,044 HOW COME THEY CALL YOU PILOT, ANYWAYS? 1262 01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:23,914 MY MOTHER FUCKED AN AIRLINE PILOT, 1263 01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:24,949 ONLY SHE NEVER KNEW HIS NAME. 1264 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,951 SO SHE CALLED ME PILOT. 1265 01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,619 GOOD THING HE A WASN'T BULIMIC. 1266 01:01:29,653 --> 01:01:31,989 OTHERWISE, YOUR NAME WOULD BE PUKE. 1267 01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:36,160 A FIELD! 1268 01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:38,328 WE NEED A FIELD! 1269 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,998 A FIELD IN WHICH TO FROLIC! 1270 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,299 WHOO! 1271 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:44,401 WHOO! 1272 01:01:57,514 --> 01:01:59,784 HOW'S YOUR HEAD? 1273 01:02:03,187 --> 01:02:06,023 GOOD. 1274 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:07,391 GOOD. 1275 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,467 WHAT? 1276 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:19,003 OHH. 1277 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,747 OK. 1278 01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:38,956 WE FOUND THE SHOES. 1279 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,394 YOU WENT THROUGH MY SHIT? 1280 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,562 NO. 1281 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,497 THE BAG, IT WAS OPEN, 1282 01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,135 A LITTLE BIT. 1283 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,974 SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT, EXACTLY? 1284 01:02:58,675 --> 01:03:03,914 WE WERE THERE, AT THE DAN D. FINE. 1285 01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:05,983 WE HEARD ABOUT THE SHOES. 1286 01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:34,178 A GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO LOS ANGELES 1287 01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:37,948 TO BECOME ACTRESSES. 1288 01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:44,855 YEAH, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 1289 01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:49,026 I DON'T THINK I HAD ANY TALENT. 1290 01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:51,028 SO, AFTER A FEW YEARS, I SAID, "FUCK IT," 1291 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,531 AND WAS HEADING BACK HOME. 1292 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:57,935 BUT I STOPPED IN VEGAS 1293 01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:04,774 WHERE A PIT BOSS COMPED ME A MEAL AND A ROOM 1294 01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:06,043 AND ASKED IF I'D... 1295 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:11,381 ESCORT SOME FRIEND OF HIS, SOME TEXAS HIGH ROLLER, 1296 01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:13,650 YOU KNOW, AND SIT AT THE TABLES WITH HIM, 1297 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,353 LET HIM RUB MY THIGH FOR GOOD LUCK. 1298 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:20,557 SO, UH... 1299 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:25,562 I DID IT. 1300 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:30,901 THE NEXT MORNING, I WOKE UP ALONE 1301 01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:32,937 WITH AN ENVELOPE ON THE NIGHTSTAND 1302 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:35,039 FILLED WITH HUNDREDS. 1303 01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:39,643 WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, I WAS AT THE DAN D. FINE. 1304 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:45,282 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHOES? 1305 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:50,554 I DON'T KNOW. 1306 01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:53,157 JUST SOME SYMBOLIC GESTURE THAT, 1307 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,525 AT THE TIME, SEEMED EPIC, 1308 01:04:55,559 --> 01:05:00,297 BUT NOW ONLY SEEMS STUPID. 1309 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:06,136 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT? 1310 01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:09,039 I DON'T KNOW. 1311 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:11,375 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 1312 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,110 GOT ANY IDEAS? 1313 01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:19,383 ANYTHING BUT HOME. 1314 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:32,396 ALL RIGHT. 1315 01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:36,466 THE "SO WHAT" FACTOR IS... 1316 01:05:39,569 --> 01:05:40,971 HUGE. 1317 01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:43,507 THE UNLOVE... 1318 01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:48,545 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1319 01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:51,982 SHIT, YOU CAN SEE THE MERIT IN ACTUALLY FELLATING THE PISTOL, 1320 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:55,519 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, 1321 01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,155 NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE, 1322 01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:01,491 NO MATTER HOW MANY GOWNS YOU BONE, 1323 01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:04,328 NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GROOVE 1324 01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:08,398 LIKE NOBODY EVER GROOVED BEFORE... 1325 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,502 IN 100 YEARS OR SO... 1326 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,672 YOU'RE DUST. 1327 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,276 CRUMBLING SOOT IN A PINE BOX 1328 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,678 THAT OUR LOVED ONES WENT ALL OUT FOR 1329 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,280 SO THAT YOU COULD BE... 1330 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:29,053 CRUMBLING SOOT IN A PINE BOX... 1331 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,423 IN A J.C. PENNEY SUIT NO LESS. 1332 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:35,225 AND WHY? 1333 01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:37,094 BECAUSE WE NEVER WORE THEM IN LIFE, 1334 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:38,395 SO THEY JUST FIGURE, "WHAT THE FUCK?" 1335 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:41,131 AND THEY STICK US IN THE CHEAPO ONE. 1336 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:43,933 BETTER THAN THE CONCERT T-SHIRTS AND THE RIPPED-UP JEANS 1337 01:06:43,967 --> 01:06:45,469 YOU WORE IN LIFE, 1338 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,772 AND WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HE KNOW ABOUT GIORGIO ARMANI, ANYWAY? 1339 01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:52,309 JOHNNY THE FOX! 1340 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:57,914 YOU'RE ONE DAFFY IN-VI-DI-DUAL. 1341 01:06:57,947 --> 01:06:59,516 IN 1342 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:02,786 YES, SIR. 1343 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,758 J.C. PENNEY! 1344 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,296 EVEN A FREAK DON'T DESERVE TO GO DOWN 1345 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,731 IN NO FUCKING J.C. PENNEY! 1346 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,568 EVEN A GODDAMN FREAK! 1347 01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:36,453 SLOWER. 1348 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:38,388 SLOWER. 1349 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,527 LIKE THIS? 1350 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:50,767 * LOOK AT THE LAMP 1351 01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:54,070 * LOOK AT THE LAMP AND FIND 1352 01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,274 * A NEW RHYTHM 1353 01:07:57,307 --> 01:08:00,410 * WATCH IT FLOW 1354 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:09,186 * EVERYTHING IS COMING DOWN 1355 01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:12,156 * SOMEWHERE IN A HIDEAWAY 1356 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:19,429 * SLIDING DOWN THE BACK OF A MEMORY * 1357 01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:30,174 * MY INSPIRATION 1358 01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:39,209 HEY, YOU WANNA GIVE ME A RIDE BACK TO THE MURRAYS'? 1359 01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:41,378 I DON'T THINK I CAN DRIVE. 1360 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,556 SO, CLEARLY, YOU HIT THAT LAST NIGHT. 1361 01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:55,959 YEAH. 1362 01:09:55,992 --> 01:09:59,363 WHAT WAS IT LIKE? 1363 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:04,768 IT WAS, UH, IT WAS GOOD. 1364 01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:07,203 YOU TELL HER YOU KNEW? 1365 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:10,507 YEAH. SHE WAS COOL. 1366 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,516 YOU CAME, DIDN'T YOU? 1367 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,906 MRS. MURRAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1368 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:45,342 POLICE WON'T COME. 1369 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,110 HAD TROUBLE BEFORE. 1370 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:51,348 THEY SAY YOU WANT TO CHARGE FOLKS MONEY TO SEE YOUR ODDITY, 1371 01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:53,417 THEN YOU GOT TO EXPECT TROUBLE. 1372 01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,384 WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE? 1373 01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,853 SO THEY WON'T MAKE THE TRIP ANYMORE. 1374 01:10:56,886 --> 01:11:00,056 YOU JUST GOT TO WAIT FOR THE TROUBLE TO GO AWAY. 1375 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,797 Man: DUDE, DRINK IT. 1376 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,468 ALLIGATOR BOY! 1377 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,169 WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS? 1378 01:11:13,202 --> 01:11:16,406 HEY, MEET DESMOND, THE ALLIGATOR BOY. 1379 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,475 DESMOND'S LEARNING TO PARTY. 1380 01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:19,476 BEER? 1381 01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:21,277 Pilot: NO, THANKS. 1382 01:11:21,311 --> 01:11:23,112 MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1383 01:11:23,146 --> 01:11:24,247 HOW'S THAT? 1384 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,249 I SAID MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1385 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,183 WHO ARE YOU, HIS MAMA? 1386 01:11:27,216 --> 01:11:29,753 NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE HIS MAMA. 1387 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:30,887 HIS MAMA'S IN THE HOUSE, 1388 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,856 CRYING INTO HER BIBLE. 1389 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:35,158 MAYBE THIS IS THE BOYFRIEND. 1390 01:11:35,191 --> 01:11:37,494 YOU THE BOYFRIEND? 1391 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:39,329 YOU LIKE ALLIGATOR DICK? 1392 01:11:39,363 --> 01:11:41,598 YOU LIKE TO SUCK IT? 1393 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:45,469 YO, SHANKS, WHO IS THIS STRONG, SILENT TYPE, HUH? 1394 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,236 IS THIS CLINT EASTWOOD? 1395 01:11:47,270 --> 01:11:51,140 NO, MAN, I THINK THAT'S STEVE McQUEEN! 1396 01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,442 I THINK YOU'RE BOTH WRONG. 1397 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:56,212 THIS IS JACK HAYES, THE GOD OF FUCK. 1398 01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:59,749 THE GOD OF FUCK? IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL YOU? 1399 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,217 THE GOD OF FUCK? 1400 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,552 TELL ME SOMETHING. 1401 01:12:02,586 --> 01:12:04,588 DO YOU LIKE TO GET FUCKED? 1402 01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:07,957 HUH? 1403 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,662 SORRY ABOUT THAT, CLINT. 1404 01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:16,533 HEY, SHANKS, CHECK THIS OUT! 1405 01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:55,839 HEY, YOU OK? 1406 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,006 I'M ALL RIGHT. 1407 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,277 Jack: HEY, SHANKS, 1408 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:04,013 WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE, MOTHERFUCKER! 1409 01:13:06,182 --> 01:13:07,150 COME HERE... 1410 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:08,618 I'M ALL RIGHT. 1411 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,531 LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE FOR A COUPLE HOURS, 1412 01:13:21,565 --> 01:13:23,733 AND THE ACTION JUST POURS LIKE SILVER, DOESN'T IT? 1413 01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:26,503 WHOA. 1414 01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,005 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT A PLEASURE IT WAS 1415 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:30,740 TO MEET YOU GUYS. 1416 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:33,009 YOU TAKE CARE. 1417 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:33,409 PILOT! 1418 01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,445 ALL RIGHT, DES? 1419 01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,413 Jack: PILOT, LET'S GO! 1420 01:13:39,949 --> 01:13:43,019 THOSE FOOTBALL TURDS WERE JUST LIKE MIRANDA'S PANDAS. 1421 01:13:44,688 --> 01:13:46,756 THE SAME TYPE OF DUDES. 1422 01:13:48,525 --> 01:13:50,093 IT WAS FUCKED. 1423 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:54,363 I DON'T KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 1424 01:13:54,397 --> 01:13:57,033 IT'S LIKE THE WORLD'S DIVIDED INTO 2 GROUPS: 1425 01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,335 PANDAS AND ALLIGATOR BOYS. 1426 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:01,771 HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HER? 1427 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,341 NOT MUCH. 1428 01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,176 COME ON, PILOT, HOW MUCH? 1429 01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,479 JUST A BIT-- I'M NOT A RICH GUY. 1430 01:14:09,513 --> 01:14:10,880 JUST A BIT. 1431 01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:11,915 "A BIT?" 1432 01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:14,951 AND WHAT IS A BIT? 1433 01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:16,586 DON'T BE SO NOSY, JACK. 1434 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,889 DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY, PILOT. 1435 01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:21,190 JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH. 1436 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,392 JUST A BIT, ALL RIGHT? 1437 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,361 THE KID'S DYING. 1438 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,797 I GAVE THEM A BIT. 1439 01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:19,448 NO FUCKING WAY! 1440 01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:20,584 POP QUIZ. GO! 1441 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:22,485 NUMBER OF POSSIBLE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS 1442 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,153 IN THIS FAIR NATION THAT WE COULD BE ON. 1443 01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:25,288 A GAZILLION! 1444 01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:26,422 NUMBER OF POSSIBLE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS 1445 01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:27,490 IN THIS FAIR NATION 1446 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:28,291 THAT MIRANDA'S PANDAS COULD BE ON? 1447 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,793 A ZILLION! 1448 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:30,594 POSSIBLE CONCLUSION THAT COULD BE DRAWN 1449 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:31,861 FROM THEM BEING ON 1450 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,362 THIS VERY SAME HIGHWAY, BYWAY AS US? 1451 01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,164 START GETTING USED TO LOOSE SLIPPERS. 1452 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,634 PERFECT SCORE. GOLD STAR. 1453 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:38,868 ANYONE CARE TO FILL ME IN? 1454 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,941 Jack: NOW WE'RE ON THE RUN. 1455 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:47,276 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SEATTLE FOR THE SCENE. 1456 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:50,179 YEAH, WE THOUGHT WE'D COMBINE CHECKING OUT THE SCENE 1457 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,280 WITH A LITTLE FLIGHT TO SAFETY, 1458 01:15:51,314 --> 01:15:53,016 RIGHT, PI? 1459 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,183 RIGHT. 1460 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,484 HEY, WHERE WE GOING NOW? 1461 01:15:55,518 --> 01:15:56,720 YOU WANT TO CHECK THE MAPS? 1462 01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,355 THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 1463 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,991 WE CHECK OUT THE PLACE, AND THEN WE SPLIT. 1464 01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,460 SO, YOU STILL WANT TO GO TO SEATTLE. 1465 01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:05,729 YEAH, DUDE, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 1466 01:16:05,762 --> 01:16:07,396 I MEAN, IT'S A HUGE PLACE. 1467 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,699 BRO, IF IT'S SO FUCKING HUGE, 1468 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:12,636 THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO FIND AMY CARNES? 1469 01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:16,873 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 1470 01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,109 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT, DUDE? 1471 01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:23,546 FUCKING DICK. 1472 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,814 WHAT 1473 01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:26,349 DUDE, I HEARD YOU TELLING HIM. 1474 01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:28,151 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1475 01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:29,252 THIS WHOLE THING... 1476 01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:32,622 THIS WHOLE STUPID THING WAS THAT SO PILOT COULD 1477 01:16:32,656 --> 01:16:34,658 CHASE AFTER SOME FANTASY GIRL. 1478 01:16:34,691 --> 01:16:35,959 DUDE, WE MACKED! 1479 01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:37,627 OH, GOD... 1480 01:16:37,661 --> 01:16:39,528 THESE GUYS ARE COOL! 1481 01:16:39,562 --> 01:16:41,631 THEY'RE GOING TO SEATTLE! 1482 01:16:41,665 --> 01:16:43,066 AND THEY'RE TRIPPING TO THE TITS! 1483 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:48,638 Cassie: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM? 1484 01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:50,306 WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER, JACK? 1485 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,143 TELL HER, JACK! 1486 01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:56,680 I WILL. 1487 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,582 I FUCKED A GUY'S WIFE, 1488 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,951 AND NOW HE WANTS TO BREAK MY FEET. 1489 01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:09,693 AND PILOT DOESN'T SEEM TO GIVE A SHIT! 1490 01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,494 WHY YOU GETTING SO BENT? 1491 01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:14,363 WE HAD TO LEAVE, WHAT'S IT MATTER WHERE? 1492 01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:15,699 YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? NO! 1493 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:16,766 NO! YOU'RE JOKING! 1494 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,434 THAT'S SORT OF PATHETIC, PILOT! 1495 01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:19,969 WHAT IS? 1496 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,038 AS IF IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1497 01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:24,674 HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND, AND HE'S IN TROUBLE, 1498 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,175 AND YOU DRAG HIM UP HERE ON A LIE. 1499 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:27,610 I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S SORT OF PATHETIC 1500 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,945 IN MY BOOK. 1501 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,313 IN YOUR BOOK? 1502 01:17:30,346 --> 01:17:31,347 YEP. 1503 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,716 WHAT'S THE TITLE OF THAT BOOK? 1504 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:34,718 IS IT CALLED, "GIVE ME 100 BUCKS, 1505 01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:35,952 AND I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK?" 1506 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,821 BECAUSE I THINK I READ THAT ONE, 1507 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:42,258 AND IT WAS, IT WAS, OOH, LURID! 1508 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,360 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PILOT? 1509 01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:45,661 LOOK AT YOURSELF! 1510 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,731 YOU'RE A DRUG DEALER! 1511 01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:48,965 Johnny: SETTLE DOWN WITH THAT, YOKO. 1512 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,499 NO, YOU SETTLE DOWN, JOHNNY. 1513 01:17:50,533 --> 01:17:51,534 YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THEM. 1514 01:17:51,567 --> 01:17:53,302 IN FACT, YOU'RE WORSE. 1515 01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:54,137 YOU'RE OLD. 1516 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,438 TIME OUT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOOKER 1517 01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:57,106 WITH THE HEART OF GOLD? DIDN'T YOU READ THAT CHAPTER? 1518 01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,541 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I AM A DRUG DEALER, 1519 01:17:58,574 --> 01:17:59,608 BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH, 1520 01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:00,877 WHEN I TELL MY GRANDKIDDIES STORIES 1521 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,345 ABOUT MY MISSPENT YOUTH, 1522 01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:03,947 I WON'T HAVE TO INCLUDE THE FACT 1523 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,681 THAT I SPREAD THEM WIDE FOR ANY JAKE 1524 01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:06,983 WITH A FISTFUL OF FIFTIES! 1525 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:08,718 THAT I SAW MORE STRANGE DICK 1526 01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:10,253 THAN A DRAFT BOARD DOCTOR. 1527 01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:11,154 JACK. 1528 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,689 THAT I COULD BE SOLD, ROLLED, AND CORNHOLED 1529 01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,992 FOR A NEGOTIABLE PRICE. 1530 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:27,837 CONGRATULATIONS. 1531 01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,538 YOU JUST BECAME THE SIR EDMUND HILLARY 1532 01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:30,573 OF ASSHOLES. 1533 01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:32,809 YOU CLIMBED THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, PILOT. 1534 01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:34,811 THERE'S 5 GOOD ONES. 1535 01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:45,822 WHATEVER, RIGHT? 1536 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,792 YEAH. 1537 01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:51,227 WHATEVER. 1538 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,497 Man: HEY, ARE YOU COMING OR NOT, MAN? 1539 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,332 COME ON, JOHNNY. 1540 01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:58,234 WHAT ABOUT MOM AND DAD? 1541 01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,468 GET IN. 1542 01:19:57,961 --> 01:20:00,063 [RADIO STATIONS CHANGING RAPIDLY] 1543 01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:06,202 Woman on radio: BUT TODAY, IT IS HEIGHTENED BY A SENSE OF LOSS. 1544 01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:09,305 [RADIO STATIONS CONTINUE CHANGING] 1545 01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:23,086 OH, MAN. OH, HO. 1546 01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:27,056 Johnny: PILOT, THIS IS GOLD, 1547 01:20:27,090 --> 01:20:28,958 A BEAUTIFUL BOY WHO DON'T SAY... 1548 01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:35,164 HEY, PILOT! PILOT! 1549 01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:38,434 COME ON. 1550 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:51,981 Man: YOU KNOW, SKYNYRD, NOW THAT WAS A TRAGEDY. 1551 01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:54,617 DUANE ALLMAN, TRAGEDY... 1552 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:57,286 THIS IS A FUCKING BLIP, YOU KNOW? 1553 01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:58,955 CAN I HELP YOU, BRO? 1554 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:03,326 I'M LOOKING FOR AMY CARNES. 1555 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,930 SHE'S AT THE VIGIL WITH THE REST OF THEM. 1556 01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:10,466 NO, DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT GUY'S NAME IN AC/DC? 1557 01:21:10,499 --> 01:21:13,903 HEY! NICE ARACHNID, MAN. 1558 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,405 NO, NO, THE FIRST GUY. 1559 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:19,242 NO, THAT WAS THE GUY THAT TOOK HIS PLACE. 1560 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:22,211 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY? DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY? 1561 01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,981 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT FUCKING GUY? 1562 01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:27,583 HE STILL WANTS TO GO UP THERE AFTER EVERYTHING. 1563 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:28,684 STILL WANTS TO GO UP THERE. 1564 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:30,386 HE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME. 1565 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:33,556 THIS WHOLE STUPID TRIP WAS SO HE COULD GO 1566 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:35,424 AND FIND AMY FUCKING CARNES. 1567 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,961 WHAT AN ASSHOLE! 1568 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,384 [DRUMS PLAYING AND PILOT BREATHING HEAVILY] 1569 01:22:32,148 --> 01:22:33,149 AMY. 1570 01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,383 YEAH. 1571 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,889 HEY, YO, IT'S ME. IT'S PILOT. 1572 01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:43,859 THAT'S YOUR NAME? 1573 01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:47,163 YEAH, FROM--FROM McKINLEY HIGH. 1574 01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:50,099 I WENT TO McKINLEY. WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? 1575 01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:55,604 OH, YOU...IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THIS-- 1576 01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:57,773 YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME BECAUSE OF THE SPIDER. 1577 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,576 HUH? YOU, UH... 1578 01:23:00,609 --> 01:23:03,679 YOU KNOW, RAGE 1579 01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,214 SWEET CHILD OF MINE. 1580 01:23:05,248 --> 01:23:09,452 ISN'T IT SO SAD ABOUT KURT? 1581 01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,619 HOLD MY HAND. 1582 01:23:15,058 --> 01:23:17,760 YOU GUYS, THIS IS PIRATE. 1583 01:23:23,866 --> 01:23:25,034 NO, IT'S PILOT. 1584 01:23:25,068 --> 01:23:28,237 SHH...LET'S LISTEN. 1585 01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:35,044 IT'S PILOT. 1586 01:24:53,055 --> 01:24:54,190 PILOT! 1587 01:24:56,859 --> 01:24:58,060 PILOT! 1588 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,929 Pilot: JACK! JACK! 1589 01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,298 JACK! JACK! 1590 01:25:03,699 --> 01:25:04,066 PILOT! 1591 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,701 JACK! JACK! 1592 01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:31,560 HEY! 1593 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,772 UHH! 1594 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,008 FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! 1595 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:25,248 JACK, JACK, JACK. 1596 01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:27,516 GIVE IT UP, BABY. 1597 01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:35,258 Jack: CASSIE! 1598 01:26:42,164 --> 01:26:43,766 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, BABY. 1599 01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:48,471 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 1600 01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:51,840 THE GAME IS OVER! 1601 01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:53,442 FUCK YOU UP TWO TIMES! 1602 01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:56,545 COME ON! 1603 01:27:05,488 --> 01:27:07,923 LET'S GO! COME ON! GET DOWN HERE!T'S ABOUT! 1604 01:27:07,956 --> 01:27:09,958 WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS! 1605 01:27:09,992 --> 01:27:10,659 WATCH IT! 1606 01:27:10,693 --> 01:27:12,828 JACK, I'M SORRY. 1607 01:27:12,861 --> 01:27:13,862 WATCH IT! 1608 01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:17,633 JACK! 1609 01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:21,270 JACK! 1610 01:27:25,774 --> 01:27:26,842 JACK! 1611 01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:36,852 NEXT TIME KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, HAYES, 1612 01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:38,321 OR WE'LL BREAK THAT, TOO. 1613 01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:42,925 WE'LL CALL 911 FROM THE CAR. 1614 01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,027 HOPE YOU HAVE INSURANCE, JACK. 1615 01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:47,296 ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER. 1616 01:28:11,754 --> 01:28:13,021 HEY. 1617 01:28:15,491 --> 01:28:17,025 HEY. 1618 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:19,695 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1619 01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:22,331 I'VE BEEN BETTER. 1620 01:28:28,404 --> 01:28:30,939 HOW ABOUT YOU? 1621 01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:31,974 OK. 1622 01:28:35,277 --> 01:28:37,513 OH, THAT WAS KIND OF UNREAL, WASN'T IT? 1623 01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,081 TOTALLY FUCKING GOTHIC. 1624 01:28:39,114 --> 01:28:41,484 A GRADE-B HORROR FLICK. 1625 01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:44,820 ONLY THING FUCKING MISSING IS FUCKING CHRISTOPHER LEE, 1626 01:28:44,853 --> 01:28:48,491 PETER CUSHING, AND JOHN FUCKING CARRADINE. 1627 01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:50,292 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1628 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,395 Cassie: I THINK HE'S HAVING RE-ENTRY PROBLEMS. 1629 01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:55,398 Johnny: HEY, KIDDIES. 1630 01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,933 OOH, JACK HAYES, YOU'RE AWAKE. 1631 01:28:57,966 --> 01:28:59,435 HOW YOU FEELING, BROTHER? 1632 01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:01,036 HEY, MAN, I'M ALL RIGHT. 1633 01:29:03,205 --> 01:29:04,407 JACK... 1634 01:29:05,307 --> 01:29:07,410 FORGET IT. 1635 01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:10,846 HEY... 1636 01:29:10,879 --> 01:29:13,048 DID YOU FIND HER? 1637 01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:23,826 Jack: WHAT? 1638 01:29:28,997 --> 01:29:30,332 Pilot: I'M SORRY, MAN. 1639 01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:31,333 HEY, MAN. 1640 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,836 IT'S OK. 1641 01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:36,605 IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 1642 01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:39,975 HEY... 1643 01:29:41,677 --> 01:29:44,112 WHO THE HELL NEEDS FEET ANYWAY? 1644 01:30:00,028 --> 01:30:00,963 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 1645 01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:03,632 WHAT? 1646 01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:07,703 YEAH, I GOT TO GET BACK. I GOT A GIRL IN VEGAS. 1647 01:30:09,037 --> 01:30:10,573 YOU FEELING READY FOR HER? 1648 01:30:12,941 --> 01:30:14,743 KIND OF MISS HER. 1649 01:30:16,579 --> 01:30:19,314 CAN I TAKE THE MONTE? 1650 01:30:19,347 --> 01:30:21,450 KEEP IT. 1651 01:30:21,484 --> 01:30:24,052 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DRIVE. 1652 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:26,589 OH, PLEASE. 1653 01:30:28,657 --> 01:30:30,893 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HANG? 1654 01:30:33,028 --> 01:30:33,962 YEAH. 1655 01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:36,865 I THINK WE'RE GONNA HANG FOR A WHILE. 1656 01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:43,806 I LIKE IT. 1657 01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:47,543 HIT THE ROAD, FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE. 1658 01:30:47,576 --> 01:30:50,879 MEET A DOLL WHO'S GOT "ONCE IN A LIFETIME" 1659 01:30:50,913 --> 01:30:53,649 AND "GIRL OF MY DREAMS" AND "REASON TO BELIEVE" 1660 01:30:53,682 --> 01:30:57,653 WRITTEN ALL OVER HER LIKE SO MUCH GRAFFITI. 1661 01:30:59,354 --> 01:31:01,389 COULD ONLY HAPPEN TO THE GOD OF FUCK. 1662 01:31:01,423 --> 01:31:03,025 THAT'S ME. 1663 01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,461 POP QUIZ. 1664 01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:08,531 GO. 1665 01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:12,234 HOW MUCH I OWE YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT? 1666 01:31:12,267 --> 01:31:13,902 A GAZILLION. 1667 01:31:13,936 --> 01:31:17,139 WHO'S THE MAJOR OLD 1668 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:18,774 PILOT. 1669 01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:21,810 HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE A TEAM? 1670 01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:25,548 FOREVER. 1671 01:31:27,449 --> 01:31:29,818 BEEP. PERFECT SCORE. 1672 01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:33,488 GOLD STAR. 1673 01:31:37,860 --> 01:31:38,794 LATE. 1674 01:31:43,899 --> 01:31:44,933 LATE. 1675 01:33:20,362 --> 01:33:21,529 * YOU COOK YOUR BRAIN 1676 01:33:21,563 --> 01:33:23,766 * YOU'RE COOKING YOUR EYEBALLS 1677 01:33:23,799 --> 01:33:27,369 * IT NEVER GOT AROUND 1678 01:33:27,402 --> 01:33:31,339 * SHE'S HOPING YOU WILL BE ONE OF THE NICE ONES * 1679 01:33:31,373 --> 01:33:34,076 * FEEL IT IN MY HEART 1680 01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:37,512 * YOU ARE A COW WITHOUT ANY LEGS * 1681 01:33:37,545 --> 01:33:40,983 * I'M GONNA GET YOU COLD 1682 01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:45,153 * SO COME ON A REACTION, BABY * 1683 01:33:45,187 --> 01:33:48,390 * DON'T PRETEND TO LIE 1684 01:33:51,860 --> 01:33:53,228 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1685 01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:54,697 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1686 01:33:58,366 --> 01:33:59,702 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1687 01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:01,403 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1688 01:34:05,607 --> 01:34:07,309 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1689 01:34:07,342 --> 01:34:08,877 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1690 01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:14,382 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1691 01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:15,751 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1692 01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:21,356 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1693 01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:22,925 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1694 01:34:26,628 --> 01:34:28,363 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1695 01:34:28,396 --> 01:34:29,932 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1696 01:34:58,093 --> 01:34:59,828 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1697 01:34:59,862 --> 01:35:01,663 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1698 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:03,198 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1699 01:35:03,231 --> 01:35:05,033 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1700 01:35:05,067 --> 01:35:06,401 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1701 01:35:06,434 --> 01:35:08,636 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 1702 01:35:08,670 --> 01:35:10,405 * DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH 1703 01:35:10,438 --> 01:35:12,007 * YOU'LL MAKE IT SO 103887

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