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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,075 ♪♪ 2 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,914 [gasps] 3 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,420 [exhales] 4 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,350 [Dave Vanlan] Is she really going out with him? 5 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,770 [The Damned's "New Rose" playing] 6 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:04,947 [spits] 7 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,544 [news anchor on TV] The Silver Jubilee 8 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,800 marks 25 years of Her Majesty's reign. 9 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,436 - [bicycle bell rings] - Oi, watch it! 10 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,269 [groans] 11 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,314 [bicycle bell rings] 12 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,587 [barking] 13 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,751 - I'll fucking kill you! - [glass shatters] 14 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,837 Don't come back here, you fucking thieving little git! 15 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:04,424 - [chuckles] Fuck off! - Fucking bastards! 16 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,511 [bicycle bell rings] 17 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,518 - All right, John? - All right, boys? 18 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,099 All right, go, go, go, go! 19 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,526 [children cheering] 20 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,821 - [Vic] Keep fighting the machine, boys! - [cheering continues] 21 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,194 To the Queen! 22 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,241 - Hip, hip... - [all] Hooray! 23 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,445 - Hip, hip... - Hooray! 24 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,949 Mum, can I have a word? 25 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,828 Can you sub me next week's pocket money? 26 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,756 - You'll be home by 12:00? - Yeah. 27 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,052 A revolution bankrolled entirely by Mum's spare change. 28 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,300 [all laughing] 29 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,848 God save the Queen! 30 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,927 - [both] The fascist regime! - [all booing] 31 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,682 [woman] Get off! 32 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,230 [boys shouting] 33 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,557 I fucked your mum! 34 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,643 I had some fun with her afterwards. 35 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,694 She's a very generous lover. 36 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,112 - [punks laughing] - Whoa! 37 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,198 [both groaning] 38 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,867 [punks laughing] 39 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,915 [Vic] Oi, slow down, mate. Slow down. Come on. 40 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,619 [John] I can't believe you did that. That was so funny. 41 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,794 [Enn] Thank you very much. 42 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,043 [Vic] When did they start charging a bleeding pound 43 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,669 for a punk show in Croydon? 44 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,719 Shut it, Vic, all right? We're getting in for free. 45 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,137 - [laughs] - Up here. 46 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,135 [Vic] Females await, boys. 47 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,052 - [reggae music playing] - [MC] Don't touch my hair. 48 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,932 Don't touch my hair. 49 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:36,062 Please kiss my heart and touch my mind. Don't touch me there. 50 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,517 Don't touch my hair. 51 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,484 Don't touch my fucking hair. 52 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,110 Oi! 53 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,909 [indistinct shouting] 54 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,076 [whistles] 55 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,616 [indistinct shouting continues] 56 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,620 - Fuck you, bitch! Bitch! - [laughing] 57 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,874 Whoa, punk really is the greatest thing 58 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,250 that ever happened to ugly people, isn't it? 59 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,877 - Fuck you, Jerry. - [chuckles] 60 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,460 Wait till you see Slap. Wait till you see my boy! 61 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,681 Oi, get the fuck out of here! 62 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,260 [girl] Come in the front door, you poofs! 63 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:16,644 Oh, boys, this place is teeming with proper gash. 64 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,974 [scoffs] 65 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,354 [Vic] Do you not like that word, Enn? 66 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,982 Would you prefer "lady bits" or "front bottom"? 67 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,062 Fuck off. 68 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,069 God, those braces are clinging on for dear life, ain't they? 69 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,445 I think the one with pink hair is Shirley from school. 70 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,828 [Vic] Yeah, I know her. She's Boadicea's right-hand bitch. 71 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:37,456 Go and talk to her then. Get us into the after party. 72 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,788 Hey, who's the twat in the turtleneck? 73 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,373 [Vic] Must be another label sniffing around The Dyschords. 74 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,925 You know, Boadicea should be reading our fanzine. 75 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:49,255 Yeah, he's right. She could put us on the map. 76 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,885 - Get us an intro then. - I don't want to. 77 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,434 Talk to Shirley. You went to school with her. 78 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,136 - Sod off. - Aww, are you a virgin? 79 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,472 - Fuck off! - Go on! 80 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,023 [Vic] The chick is leaving the nest. 81 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,566 [man] I was in Despair, 82 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,314 and now I'm in another band called Lipstick, 83 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,487 which was formed from the remnants of Despair. 84 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,905 Hiya! 85 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,574 It's Shirley, right? 86 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,618 Uh, we went to school together. 87 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,288 The name's Spinning Jenny. 88 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,957 Nice. I'm Enn. 89 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,909 Uh, we did that show together? Do you remember? 90 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,711 Baa Baa Black Sheep? 91 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,790 I was a bag of wool, and so were you. 92 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,967 And we had that duet together. 93 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,588 Go on, give us a tune then, "Shirley." 94 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,796 - Piss off. - Um... 95 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,428 I do remember that song we did though. 96 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,758 Let's sing it. 97 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,469 Oh, come on. You start. 98 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,812 ♪ We are bags of wool, and I love you ♪ 99 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:48,068 ♪ And I'm happy 'cause you love me too ♪ 100 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,444 Don't pay any attention to that. 101 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,867 ♪ But now I'm a gray sock and you're a winter's cap ♪ 102 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:58,166 ♪ Forever apart on the same cold ♪ 103 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,244 [in high pitch] ♪ Chap ♪ 104 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,090 [all laughing] 105 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:10,591 [MC] Oi, oi, oi. Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks! 106 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,969 Ever get the feeling your invitation was lost in the mail? 107 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,096 Who could imagine you lot out here 108 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,929 - in a shithole like Croydon! - [punk] Fuck off! 109 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,184 [MC] In the world of quantum mechanics, 110 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,766 punks are everywhere at the same time. 111 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,227 Until, observe. 112 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:31,441 Let me welcome you to the leaders of the Party go Punk revolution! 113 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:35,198 The incredible Dyschords! 114 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,325 [crowd cheering] 115 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,407 ["Planned Adolescence" playing] 116 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,292 ♪ With your, with your va-ampire ♪ 117 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,217 ♪ 'Cause I'm your little sex to-o-oy ♪ 118 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,715 ♪ Your city is to-o-orn ♪ 119 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,341 ♪ She's singing I love you ♪ 120 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,592 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 121 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,300 ♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪ 122 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,137 - [crowd singing along] - ♪ Under duress ♪ 123 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,938 ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪ 124 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,607 ♪ I'm so depressed ♪ 125 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,684 Yes! 126 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,730 Fuck off! Fuck off! 127 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,942 ♪ Cradle to the gra-a-ave ♪ 128 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,074 ♪ We are told what to do-o-o ♪ 129 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,577 ♪ I'm bleeding from my to-o-ongue ♪ 130 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,329 ♪ But my blood's not blue ♪ 131 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,409 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 132 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,917 ♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪ 133 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,090 [whooping] 134 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,628 [woman] Suck him off! 135 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,463 [crowd cheering] 136 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,720 Stop! 137 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,599 - Fuck off! - [Slap] Piss off! 138 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,772 [man 1] Virgin Records! 139 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,727 - [man 2] Fuck you, yeah! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 140 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,778 [all singing] ♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪ 141 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,232 ♪ Under duress ♪ 142 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,443 - Yeah! - ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪ 143 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,870 ♪ I'm so depressed ♪ 144 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,702 ♪ A planned adolescence ♪ 145 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,001 ♪ Under duress ♪ 146 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,669 ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪ 147 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,915 - [yells] - ♪ I'm so depressed ♪ 148 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,341 [all yelling] 149 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,593 - [Slap laughing] - [glass shattering] 150 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:19,924 [man] Get off! 151 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,392 [Slap] There's your seven-inch. 152 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,095 [Boadicea] You stupid fucking pillock. 153 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,101 - We had him. We had him! - [Slap grunts] 154 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,853 And then you had to go and fuck it up! 155 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,729 What are you, suicidal? 156 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,310 Ahh! 157 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,191 - You remind me of my mum. - Good! 158 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,943 [Slap] Bo, I'm the golden goose! 159 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,776 You haven't laid the golden egg yet, have you? 160 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,077 - I've had it, Slap! - So where's the after party? 161 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,779 Wadeson Street. And you! 162 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,660 - You are barred! - [groans] 163 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:49,583 [Enn] I can't bear it if they sign to a major, though. So wrong. 164 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,083 [John] Well, The Clash signed to CBS. 165 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,133 [Enn] They're dead to me. I've written an editorial in the new issue. 166 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,087 - [John] Did you put my Slits review in? - [Enn] Some of it. 167 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,763 - What did you take out? - The epic fucking poetry. 168 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,466 Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist. 169 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,803 You want to forget the artsy crap next Tuesday, John, mate. 170 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,354 Where are you going to take her? 171 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,057 - Who? - My impending date. 172 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,313 When did you get a date? Who with? 173 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,486 - Tracey. - What? Tracey the Slag? 174 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,313 Tracey the Magnanimous. 175 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,945 [imitating Tracey] "Now, boys, you can touch one of them. 176 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,446 Left one's bigger..." 177 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,449 [both] "...right one's nicer!" 178 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,326 [laughing] 179 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,249 So I was thinking, do I save up and take her into town? 180 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,997 The Roxy maybe? I mean, she's not a punk... 181 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,828 Nah, some mafia queer runs the place now. 182 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,584 Don't know if he'll let you fuck her in the toilet. 183 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,631 That is genuinely sad to take advantage. 184 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,755 Not as sad as being the guy at the party who ends up in the kitchen, 185 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,587 talking to someone's mum. 186 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,219 [imitating Mum] "Oh, lovely shade of blue, your balls." 187 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,516 Yeah, that'll be the shade of your mum's lipstick, mate. 188 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,968 - [bicycle bell rings] - [punks laugh] 189 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,600 - Come on, boys! - Tonight, all that changes 190 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,808 - at the after party! - [whooping] 191 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,984 - [Enn] Do you know where we're going? - [Vic] Yeah, Wadeson Street. 192 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,606 - Which is which way? - Just down the road around the corner. 193 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,188 I trust you implicitly, Vic! 194 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,944 [Vic] I absolutely know where we're going. 195 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,198 [Enn] Ugh, again. 196 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,656 Why don't we go for a bit of a swing in the kids' park instead? 197 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,457 - Fuck me! - [Vic] I'd hurt you, Enn. 198 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,625 [John] How about this, right? 199 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,796 Why don't we finish our beers and decide on the Virys run tomorrow? 200 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,545 - [music playing] - Enn? 201 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,125 Enn? 202 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,132 What's that music? 203 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,463 - What music? - Shh! 204 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,966 I've almost got it. 205 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:34,146 - [music continues playing] - [John] Now I hear it. 206 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:41,987 Never doubt me again. 207 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,533 [John laughing] 208 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,657 That music is amazing. Is it German? 209 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,530 [Enn] I feel like I've heard it before. 210 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,287 [John] You never heard nothing before me, mate. 211 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,120 - [Vic] Shut it. Let's get laid. - [all whooping] 212 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,462 Hello. 213 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,883 We're friends of Boadicea. 214 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,389 She manages The Dyschords. 215 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,345 There is no discord here. 216 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,600 Right. What's your name, then? 217 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,147 Stella. 218 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,855 That's got to be the prettiest name I have ever heard. 219 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,653 It's like a star, isn't it? 220 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:29,330 No. Stellas have been stars, but not all stars are Stellas. 221 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,951 Well, you look like a star, Stella. 222 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,381 [music playing] 223 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,738 They must be from California. 224 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,740 Jackpot. 225 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,288 They fuck anything that moves in California. 226 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,913 [John] Yeah, and Croydon is the sister city to Fresno. 227 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,670 It's going to be all right, mate. 228 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,503 Just corner the one that looks the loneliest 229 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,839 and speak in short admiring sentences. 230 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,511 Excuse me. 231 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,818 Hmm. 232 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,894 [John, whispering] Enn. 233 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,231 Enn, mate. Come here. 234 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,123 [music continues playing] 235 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,824 So cool. 236 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,031 Might have a bit of a dance to that. 237 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,407 I'm... 238 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,323 I'm gonna go find the kitchen. 239 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,866 Hello. [chuckles] 240 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,533 You look like you could use some company. 241 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,164 I'm Enn. 242 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,675 Short for Henry. 243 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,888 I'm Wainswain. It's long for Wain. 244 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,595 I don't remember you. 245 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:40,430 Don't you find it sad that we never seem to recognize each other on birthdays? 246 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,683 Weren't you a virus last time? 247 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,273 - Last time? - I thought so. 248 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,771 I'm a Second. 249 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,777 A second what? 250 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,984 Second Colony. 251 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,865 Today... 252 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,241 I manifested imperfectly. 253 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,502 Again. 254 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,799 But that is no reflection on Parent-Teacher Wain. 255 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,002 That is my own burden. 256 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,006 My mate John has got a third nipple... 257 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,010 and it never held him back in any way. 258 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,766 In our culture, he would class as an abomination. 259 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,488 I'm... 260 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,659 [all singing] 261 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,791 [all] Happy birthday, Waldo. 262 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,123 [PT Waldo] Happy birthday to you. 263 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,799 Fourth Colony manifests... 264 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,797 [all] Individuality! 265 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,594 [PT Waldo] Let's be grateful for our bodies. 266 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,882 After all, they're our last ones. 267 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:15,942 The iconic London sights, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, 268 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,527 and the private Pleasure Dome of the Prime Ministers... 269 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,371 - aren't going to happen. - [all groaning] 270 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,417 This whole Queen's Jubilee celebration sort of blindsided us Parent-Teachers 271 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,086 and the city is booked solid. 272 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,038 But we've managed to patch together 273 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,921 a brand-new itinerary of equally nourishing experiences, 274 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,425 all within this deeply authentic suburban community of... 275 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,181 Croydon. 276 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:45,184 Zan, what are you looking forward to experiencing in Croydon? 277 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:53,776 I've sensed some tension over our last few stops, Zan. 278 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,447 Do you have something you want to interjaculate? 279 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,401 Don't hold back, Zan. 280 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,283 - Fourth Colony manifests... - [all] Individuality! 281 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,286 [singing continues] 282 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,382 You constantly use words like "enrichment" and "authenticity," 283 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:21,431 but we're behaving more like tourists than travelers. 284 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:28,022 I mean, perhaps we could emulate the Stellas and really participate. 285 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:33,068 The Stellas have a different way of enriching their community. 286 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,272 Well, all we ever seem to do is observe and consume. 287 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,362 [PT Waldo] You are what you eat, Zan. 288 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,239 I know I am. 289 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,486 Zan... 290 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,418 [breathing heavily] 291 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,166 Are you shocked? 292 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,510 No, um... 293 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,506 I get it. I'm into punk. 294 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,557 My name is Enn. 295 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,597 Zan. 296 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,268 Tell me more about yourself, Zan. 297 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,817 Why? We've probably met a thousand times. [sighs] 298 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,815 What's punk? 299 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,240 Like, The Ramones? Or The Sex Pistols? 300 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,737 Or The New York Dolls. 301 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,865 Well, some people don't count the Dolls. But it's like anarchy. 302 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,456 [gasps] Now that is punk! 303 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,836 Do more punk to me. 304 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,550 Hmm... 305 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,390 Me and my mates were thinking of starting a band, actually, 306 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,559 'cause none of us know how to play anything, which is... 307 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,308 - [gasps] - Oh, God, I'm-I'm sorry. 308 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,849 Um, you're bleeding. 309 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,076 How do I further access the punk? 310 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,452 Well, I could take you dancing at the Roxy. 311 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,128 Rape is playing tomorrow. 312 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,582 Our schedule doesn't allow for Rape. 313 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,001 Does yours? 314 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,212 - Are you a Sixth? - What do you mean? 315 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,506 You're a local? 316 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,555 Stella said it was all right. 317 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,267 And only the Stella knows you're here? 318 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,141 ♪♪ 319 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:44,024 Hey, Stella. You're luminous, you know that? 320 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,862 I wanna kiss you forever... 321 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,116 but you make me feel shy. 322 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,791 I don't wanna go too fast, but... 323 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,042 Are you prepared? 324 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,303 Yeah. 325 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,597 Then kneel. 326 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,924 What? 327 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,010 Remove your clothes. 328 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,887 Okay. 329 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,267 [Vic chuckles nervously] 330 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,726 How long have you lot been here? 331 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,027 [Zan] We arrived this morning. 332 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,230 It's the last stop on our tour. 333 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,657 What do your people do on an ordinary day? 334 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,401 [Vic breathing heavily] 335 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,041 Relax. 336 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,920 Breathe. 337 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,919 [breathes deeply] 338 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,424 Close your eyes. 339 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,567 [breathing heavily] 340 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,856 [gasps] 341 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:10,490 Breathe, Victor. Breathe. 342 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,617 Respire from the orifice. 343 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,242 [Enn] Saturday's our fanzine distribution day. 344 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:23,165 Sunday, we pick tomatoes over by the sewage pipes. 345 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:27,173 You see, tomato seeds, they don't break down in the digestive system, 346 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,131 so they grow wild wherever there's a leak in the pipes. 347 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,092 We pick them to sell them for photocopying money. 348 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:38,180 Dancing, free trade, duplication, 349 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,357 having no restrictions? 350 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,399 Well, we do what we want. 351 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,479 - [Vic moaning] - Release! 352 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,819 Merge! 353 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,576 Let go! 354 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,324 [moaning continues] 355 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,242 [voices] Ascend! 356 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,415 [moaning intensifies] 357 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,595 Who the fuck are you? 358 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,591 Who the fuck is he? 359 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,305 Who the fuck are you? 360 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,182 [music playing] 361 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,152 [Zan] Do you think I could smell it? 362 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,483 - Yeah, pop it off like that. - [seal breaks] 363 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,443 [bottle cap clatters] 364 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,696 [Zan sniffs] 365 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,412 That's a Level One violation. 366 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,543 [PT Waldo] Yes, it is, Celia. 367 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,710 Level Two. 368 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,597 She's approaching a Level Three! 369 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,808 - [footsteps approaching] - [Vic] Enn! 370 00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,970 Enn, we've all got to get out of here! 371 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,305 What? 372 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,981 You! I see you! 373 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,479 Stay away from me! 374 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,232 [all singing] 375 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,573 [moaning] 376 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,040 [moaning loudly] 377 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,957 I claim our Colony's right to unique experience, Waldo! 378 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,788 This is unprecedented. 379 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,623 Oh! You mean it's unique? 380 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,928 [PT Waldo] Zan, this tone. 381 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,550 [moaning] 382 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,471 John! John! We've got to get out of here! 383 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,348 Shut the fuck up! 384 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,225 Hurry! Hurry! 385 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,895 Out! Out! 386 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,480 Out! Out! 387 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,151 [distant dog barking] 388 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,489 Lads. Lads, lads. Lads, lads. Lads. 389 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:04,417 Lads, that was the future. 390 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,746 What the hell is wrong with you? Did you force her or something? 391 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,710 Fuck you! 392 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,713 What was that for? 393 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:16,422 Vic. Vic. Vic, where you going, mate? 394 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,507 - Vic. - Enn! 395 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,933 Enn. Enn. 396 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,854 I claimed a unilateral dispensation. 397 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,601 What? 398 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,273 I can come with you. 399 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,610 To the punk. 400 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,109 Oh. Well, everything's closed. 401 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,862 Everything on the island? 402 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,614 The island? 403 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,821 Oh... Well, yeah. 404 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,119 Wh-when do you have to be back? 405 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,121 I have 48 hours. 406 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,124 Enn... 407 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,880 What is it? 408 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,554 I feel... 409 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,884 this body is dying. 410 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,814 [breathing heavily] 411 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,788 It may yet live. 412 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,866 [The Velvet Underground's "I Found A Reason" playing"] 413 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,994 ♪♪ 414 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,883 Are those my shoes? 415 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,847 [Zan] How did you know? 416 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,597 Because they look exactly like my shoes. 417 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,891 No, you don't have to. 418 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,540 Did you build this place? 419 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,118 No. My dad built it for me. 420 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,339 I like your ring. 421 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,417 It's the symbol of my Colony. 422 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:07,136 Are these the symbols of your Colony? 423 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,848 - Uh... - The Punk Colony? 424 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,388 I guess, some of them. 425 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:17,230 'Cause our mag's called Virys, uh... 426 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:24,230 so I... I came up with this cartoon character, Virys Boy, 427 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,609 because he looks a bit punk. 428 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,025 See here, he goes around 429 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,281 and he meets all these arseholes... 430 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,244 and just spreads himself everywhere and infects everyone 431 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,327 to fight fascism and conformity. 432 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:46,047 So the solution to conformity is forced insemination and cloning? 433 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,761 Oh. Um... 434 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,558 That's... It was meant to be a metaphor for freedom. 435 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:57,637 I just think, uh, once we're free, we'll... 436 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,690 we'll stop doing what we're told, which is just consume. 437 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,523 If we don't stop, we'll eat the fucking world. 438 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,949 There are contradictions in your metaphor. 439 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,367 Yeah. 440 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,115 But I am moved by it. 441 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,489 - Really? - Mm. 442 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:22,211 Do you know that in every person's DNA 443 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:26,792 there's a remnant of every virus that has ever infected a human being 444 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,252 since the birth of man? 445 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:32,259 I think adapting to survive viruses 446 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:37,435 is what eventually turned bacteria into human beings. 447 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,602 I was a bacterium... 448 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,475 Who knows what we will become in the future. 449 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,558 - ...but I never met a virus. - I think viruses will save us. 450 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,680 Wow, your skin is so soft there. 451 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,467 Your hands are so cold. 452 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,805 Your ears are translucent. 453 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:28,194 Your penis is small and folded, 454 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,444 like the bud of a tiny pink flower. 455 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:38,868 Oh, it's losing its structure. 456 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:42,958 Hmm. 457 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,134 [mellow music playing on stereo] 458 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:15,991 Mum, this is, uh, my friend. 459 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,909 - She... - [grunts] 460 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,824 We, um... We actually... 461 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,553 Right. Explanation. 462 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,131 I am Zan. 463 00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:39,841 Zan's American. 464 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:45,062 Oh! Oh! I nearly went to Hollywood once. 465 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,856 No, Mum. You actually didn't nearly go to Hollywood once. 466 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,902 - I was a model. - A foot model. 467 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,731 There was this audition for a Diana Dors film. 468 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,407 That film was shot in Ealing. I looked it up. 469 00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,986 They needed to do a close-up on Diana's foot, 470 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,616 and they called us models in, 471 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,165 because Diana had six toes on the foot in question. 472 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:08,962 I kept my foot wrapped in Vaseline for seven days. 473 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,959 And then when I took the bag off, 474 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,790 my skin was as soft as a baby's lips. 475 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,093 Mum, Vaseline promotes hair growth. 476 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,547 Marilyn Monroe grew a mustache from using Vaseline. 477 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,758 And she did all right for herself, didn't she? 478 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,934 If by "all right," you mean dead. 479 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,728 Do you ever see me shaving my feet? 480 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,023 - Thankfully not. - Right. 481 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:33,107 Oh! I love this record! 482 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:35,438 It's not a record, it's a tape. 483 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,194 [soul music playing] 484 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:42,536 And white people trying to sing like black people is racist. 485 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,033 I'm not a racialist. 486 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,499 Pancakes! Let's make pancakes. 487 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:48,997 Americans love pancakes, don't they? 488 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,124 Come on, love. You show me how it's done. 489 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,705 You don't have to. 490 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,258 [Marion laughing] 491 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,057 - Come on, Henry. - No, Mum. 492 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,021 - Come on. - No! 493 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,895 Come to Mama. 494 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,647 That is not okay. 495 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,228 Grind it. [chuckles] 496 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,652 [Marion laughing] 497 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,664 Stop it. 498 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,499 - What? - Looking at me. 499 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,337 Looked-at babies make more successful adults. 500 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,921 - That's proven. - [scoffs] 501 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,056 She's adorable. 502 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,893 And everyone needs that special someone. 503 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,025 Everyone, Enn. 504 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,194 What's that supposed to mean? 505 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,444 - Henry, it's just a date. - Malcolm? 506 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,947 Well, it's the Jubilee tea dance on Sunday, and that's all it is. 507 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,528 Mum, he's repugnant. 508 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,989 He was a paratrooper in Indochina. 509 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,291 He peeled potatoes. I looked it up. 510 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,960 Your generation will eventually be doing nothing but looking it up. 511 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:16,881 I'm a woman. With a clitoris. Look that up. 512 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,252 [Enn sighs] 513 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,209 Malcolm says that my best days are not behind me. 514 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,635 They've just begun. 515 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,587 [Enn] You're not England, for Christ's sake, Mum. 516 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:27,175 Well, he's a right lot kinder to me than your left-wing father ever was. 517 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,679 Well, he was kind to me! 518 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,352 He left you when you were nine. 519 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,225 Well, who'd blame him, with your yammering. 520 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:33,726 You'll do the same to someone else one day. 521 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,934 - I'm sure! - [Enn] I would never do that! 522 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,484 [footsteps receding] 523 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:43,233 Oh! Sorry, love, the door wasn't locked. 524 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:46,910 It's okay. It's my first time at this. 525 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,783 It's taking longer than I expected. 526 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,660 Hmm. 527 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:57,129 Ma'am? 528 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,714 [in PT Waldo's voice] Zan. 529 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,421 Waldo. 530 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:09,099 I agree in principle that there is no progress without deviation. 531 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:14,438 But you have to remember that you are not just you. 532 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,142 And we are not just us without you. 533 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,695 I'm nourishing my body with raw data to enrich the Eating. 534 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,941 Isn't that the purpose of this endless tour? 535 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,280 I'm doing it for you. 536 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,327 Oh, this is not about me. 537 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:33,203 I ate pancakes, which I am currently excreting. 538 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,167 And I danced. 539 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,088 I danced with the Parent-Teacher you are riding. 540 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,712 Those are unique experiences, Waldo. 541 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,839 You've exceeded your experience quota, young lady. 542 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,392 [in normal voice] Ooh. I lost my place. 543 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,853 Oh, yeah. 544 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,730 You just finish up this one, love. 545 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,903 [singing] 546 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,242 I can see you, Keyhole Kevin. 547 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,199 [whispers] Oh, she's a lovely girl. 548 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,202 [Zan] Let's go! 549 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,175 [toilet flushing] 550 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,672 [exhales] 551 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,425 [upbeat music playing] 552 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,021 [laughing] 553 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,278 [whoops] 554 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,351 I like this body. 555 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,143 - Is it a good one? - [chuckles] 556 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,187 I like yours. 557 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,436 [sniffs] It smells like butter. 558 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,192 Tastes like salt. 559 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:26,271 - What do I smell like? - [sniffs] 560 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,991 [Zan squealing] 561 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,206 [bicycle bell ringing] 562 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,908 [both screaming] 563 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,587 [Zan laughing] 564 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,270 I like your Parent-Teacher. 565 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,190 Who, Mum? She never taught me a bloody thing. 566 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,519 What about the other one? 567 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,522 The one who made your tree-temple? 568 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,320 Oh, my dad? 569 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:17,954 Well, he was a jazz musician, actually. 570 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,827 But he never really recorded anything, 'cause he said that would be selling out. 571 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,704 Is that punk? 572 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,506 Dad was definitely a punk. 573 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,628 He was someone who never settled for the way that things were. 574 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,723 Is that why he left you? 575 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:54,613 If I was your Parent-Teacher, I would never leave you. 576 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,249 [indistinct chatter] 577 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,628 - [PT Wain] Waldo? - [PT Waldo] Yes, Wain? 578 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:54,961 Has it not occurred to you, if you allow her this degree of freedom, 579 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:56,261 she may do more than rebel? 580 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,088 [chuckles] 581 00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,172 [girl] Stop. 582 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,974 - That's my fault too? - Who else's? 583 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:12,857 Well, Stella did approve interaction with the local. 584 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,906 Limited interaction is my Colony's prerogative. 585 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:19,360 It's not my fault you can't regulate your own progeny. 586 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:24,370 You have less than 24 hours until Exit to rectify the situation. 587 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:27,293 - And then we eat. - [all breathe deeply] 588 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,580 [PT Waldo] I'm aware of the schedule. 589 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,461 Then why not eliminate the problem? 590 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,338 - I could do with an appetizer. - Oh, come on. 591 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:39,968 [PT Wain] Stella, eating before Exit in this manifestation will be very messy. 592 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,596 I recommend sequestration. She'll soon come running back. 593 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,348 - [PT Waldo] I really don't... - [PT Stella] That's a fair compromise. 594 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:46,428 All those in favor? 595 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,473 PT First? 596 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,311 Abstention. Waldo, you're outvoted. 597 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,816 The offspring is shunned. 598 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,273 Shunned. 599 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:02,028 - Shunned? - Shunned. 600 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,117 Shunned. 601 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,661 [punk music playing] 602 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,758 [John] It was like choral vocals over a driving backbeat. 603 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,631 - Do you know what I mean? - [clerk] Eh? 604 00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,509 It was metronomic, yet tribal. 605 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,924 There's 12 there. 606 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,761 [John] Like... Did Eno ever produce any dub-reggae? 607 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,971 - Try krautrock. - That's where I am! 608 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:35,270 Oh, speak of the devil. 609 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,356 That music that was playing at your party, is that available on LP? 610 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,696 Oi. What you bringing her here for? 611 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,618 What's your problem? 612 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,240 Where're your other Americans? 613 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:46,742 I have no idea. 614 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,450 What, so you've been with him the whole time? 615 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:54,000 I slept at his house and met his mum. 616 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:58,630 And we engaged in incomplete sexual activity. 617 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,631 Now I'm looking forward to experiencing 618 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:03,429 just an ordinary Saturday with your Colony. 619 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:07,385 Well, you butchered my Slits review, but otherwise, it looks great. 620 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,969 Thank you, mate. 621 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,350 [John] Right, I need you to push this issue this time. 622 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,557 Like, I reckon we can sell the whole run. 623 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,652 [A.C. Newman's "Angry Universe" playing] 624 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,236 [Enn singing] 625 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:39,709 So, uh, what do they think of the Queen's Jubilee in America? 626 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:42,469 In America? 627 00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:46,385 Um, they're in favor of it. 628 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,432 [John] Really? 629 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,387 The sovereign embodies their collective consciousness. 630 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,315 They haven't had a sovereign for, what? 200 years. 631 00:44:57,153 --> 00:45:01,944 Um... Their superior longevity keeps the memories fresh. 632 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,525 Are you saying Americans live longer than us? 633 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:05,609 Absolutely. 634 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,239 [John] Well, why would that be the case? 635 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:13,079 Because of the largely isolated and vegetarian lives they lead. 636 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,624 McDonald's is from America. 637 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,424 McDonald's. Yes. 638 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:25,550 Right. So they're not, like, all vegetarians, right? 639 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,882 No. Not all. 640 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,557 Only the alpha elite. 641 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,761 [Enn] Oh? Like the President? 642 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:35,313 Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian? I did not know that. 643 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,856 I've already said too much. 644 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,601 Surveillance, repercussions... 645 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,186 [Vic] What, like the FBI? 646 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,398 Mmm. The FBI, yes. They would be vulnerable. 647 00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:49,411 I don't wish to be interrogated on this matter any further. 648 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:53,777 So I'm just going to walk away, 649 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:57,290 and, when I come back, we won't speak of this again. 650 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,305 What's with the third degree? 651 00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,884 She's not normal. None of them are. 652 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,652 [in PT Waldo's voice] Ready to come home yet? 653 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,775 You're riding a child, Waldo? 654 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,150 You gave me a dispensation. 655 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,860 Zan, your peers are acting out. 656 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,617 The PTs are angry. This can't continue. 657 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,039 You're just jealous. 658 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,162 Has it not yet occurred to you, young Henry, 659 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:39,711 that these people could be operating as some kind of a high-level cult? 660 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,039 - Exactly. - The code of silence. 661 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:45,046 Vegetarianism. Arcane symbolism. 662 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,469 Shouldn't you be touring a potato field or something? 663 00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:49,717 Zan, you're being childish. 664 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,512 I've been forbidden to even talk to you. 665 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,969 I bet they participate in some bizarre sex rituals. 666 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,395 No. 667 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,313 - How do you know that? - I just... 668 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,766 I don't see it happening. 669 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,694 - Well, it's a global phenomenon. - What is? 670 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:06,817 Cults, brainwashing, suicide pacts. 671 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:09,069 [PT Waldo] Do you want me to Exit without you? 672 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,197 Because I can do it like that. 673 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:12,778 I don't care what you do! 674 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,744 [boy's mother scolding indistinctly] 675 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:24,214 I only have 22 hours left. I now wish to see the punk. 676 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,632 All right. 677 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,220 Fucking hell. 678 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,173 - [punk music playing] - [ducks quacking] 679 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,343 What are they saying? 680 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:38,679 [Enn] What? That's where we're going. 681 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,195 [bells ringing] 682 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,072 What? 683 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:57,156 [Boadicea] That's it. Give me more, give me more. 684 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:12,550 Boadicea, meet Enn. 685 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:18,052 He's got something very important to tell you. 686 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,021 [Enn] Hiya. 687 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,560 I hope we're not interrupting your work. 688 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,905 Uh, I thought you might want to see our fanzine. 689 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,826 - I've seen you at the gigs, haven't I? - Yeah. 690 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:49,337 Jumping around, falling over. Looking like a fucking idiot. 691 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,713 Oh! [chuckles] 692 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,420 What you laughing at? You're Flash Harry, right? 693 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,553 Shiny on the outside, gaping hole within. 694 00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:00,681 And this one, you're a social liability. 695 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,479 - [laughs] - Not funny. 696 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,906 Why'd you do that? 697 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:19,779 Are you the Parent-Teacher here? 698 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,288 [chuckles] 699 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,538 That's me. Come here. 700 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:48,141 [whispers] Would you like to take a look around? 701 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,285 Piss off! Come on. 702 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,239 You need to control your girl, Enn. 703 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,117 [John] It sounded sort of Krautrock-y. 704 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,668 [DJ Des] So like Faust? 705 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:09,713 - Similar, but more intense. - Like Neu? 706 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,165 No, no, no. It was like... It had choral undertones, 707 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,966 like a million whales being strangled. 708 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,461 - Pere Ubu? - Maybe. 709 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:19,172 All right, then. All right. Wait two minutes, 710 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,474 and I swear I'm gonna find something for you. 711 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,347 - All right, bless, brother. - Bless. 712 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,184 [John] Maybe cults don't record their own music. 713 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:31,526 Although Charlie Manson had a couple of boss tunes. 714 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:34,025 I think she's trying to leave the cult. 715 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:37,607 Exit. People exit cults. 716 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:40,068 Or they're extracted by a deprogrammer. 717 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,324 What, like kidnapping? 718 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,369 Extraction. 719 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,001 Bo-diss... 720 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,955 [Boadicea, chuckling] No. Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea. 721 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,631 - Boadicea. - That's it. 722 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,549 Haven't you heard of her? 723 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:59,846 She was the Celtic queen who ran the Romans out of London. 724 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,138 The first punk. 725 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:07,471 The first punk was a she. 726 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,016 What is punk, Boadicea? 727 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,738 It's just the fag end of the blues, dear. 728 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:22,282 You know, a year ago, I had Johnny Rotten kipping right there. 729 00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:26,411 Next time I saw him, he didn't even know me, the fucking Frampton. 730 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:30,790 Siouxsie Sioux, Dee Dee Ramone, Ari Up from The Slits. 731 00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:33,496 I knew all of them in the day, 732 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:37,460 which was only a few months ago, really. 733 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:40,011 Sellouts now, of course. 734 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,759 I worked with Vivienne Westwood 735 00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:44,887 till she fired me for improving on one of her gowns. 736 00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:47,845 Green is not a good color on her, let me tell you. 737 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,270 [chuckles] 738 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:52,019 Yeah, they pose as mentors, but they suck your blood 739 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,102 because they know that their days are numbered. 740 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,446 Hmm. 741 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:04,115 Your skin is like milk. 742 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,875 Anyway, the fucking point is to smash the oppressor, 743 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,749 tell the truth, be an original, blah, blah, blah... 744 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,421 I'm boring myself now. 745 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,715 "Every breath is an original." 746 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,963 That's a motto from my group. 747 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,886 What? Are you a singer then? 748 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,390 I've been many things. 749 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:28,225 I've even been a star. 750 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,313 Really? 751 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,564 I once harmonized with a brown dwarf. 752 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,905 A Brown Dwarf? 753 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,745 Didn't they open for The Shits? 754 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,247 [punk music playing] 755 00:52:58,258 --> 00:52:59,339 [indistinct chatter] 756 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,925 Fuck off! 757 00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:09,597 Quiet. 758 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,395 Quiet down, you cruds. Shut it! 759 00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:16,270 Tonight, I am delighted to announce 760 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,944 that The Dyschords will be welcoming a guest singer. 761 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,146 [crowd murmuring] 762 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,947 Who will be also modeling... 763 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,696 - Where's Slap? - Shut your gaping gob! 764 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,618 He's on probation! 765 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,072 So, tonight, I introduce to you 766 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:32,452 the erstwhile frontwoman 767 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,502 for legendary American cult collective 768 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,704 A Brown Dwarf. 769 00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:39,039 [crowd scoffing] 770 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:44,636 Let's make some noise for... 771 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:48,215 - Zandra! - [scattered cheering] 772 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,558 [scattered applause] 773 00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:54,475 - I don't know any songs. - You just make it up. 774 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,057 Just sing about something that you know. 775 00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:58,517 Enough of this hippie shit. 776 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,769 Get up there. 777 00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:03,981 All right. Zandra! 778 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,066 [crowd cheering] 779 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,959 This is, um, this is the history of my people. 780 00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:18,707 - [crowd snickering] - [guy] The Mayflower! 781 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:26,720 ♪ Six is the number of the Body Celestial ♪ 782 00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:28,839 [laughing] 783 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:29,922 Shut the fuck up. 784 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:35,221 ♪ Six are the holy names ♪ 785 00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:36,805 [crowd grumbling] 786 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:38,481 You need to shout it a bit more. 787 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,058 [drummer playing beat] 788 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:45,898 [loudly] ♪ Six are the Colonies ♪ 789 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:52,075 ♪ And six their Parent-Teachers ♪ 790 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:55,949 [Slap] Oi, that's my mic, you Yankee bitch! 791 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,705 - Shut the fuck up, Slap! - [shouts indistinctly] 792 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,544 She's only a bloody tourist. 793 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:05,964 I am not a tourist! 794 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:08,045 [music intensifying] 795 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:11,173 ♪ They suckled us ♪ 796 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,225 ♪ Like babes in a crèche ♪ 797 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,597 [Zan vocalizing] 798 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,977 ♪ Until Eating Time ♪ 799 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:25,062 ♪ Where they tear our flesh ♪ 800 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,865 ♪ They ate us alive like the Titans ate the gods ♪ 801 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:33,195 ♪ They ate us alive like the punks ate the mods ♪ 802 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,247 [both] ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ♪ 803 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:40,289 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ♪ 804 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:44,289 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ♪ 805 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:50,136 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ♪ 806 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,713 ♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! ♪ 807 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,594 [crowd cheering] 808 00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:00,222 ♪ They took their children's flesh ♪ 809 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:01,977 Come on, you pricks! 810 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,104 ♪ And wore it like a robe ♪ 811 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:06,690 ♪ Abducted my body ♪ 812 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:12,025 ♪ And fucked me with a probe ♪ 813 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,530 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ♪ 814 00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,783 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 815 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,288 I love it! I love it! 816 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,371 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ♪ 817 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:29,342 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 818 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:31,215 ♪ The Sun grips the Earth ♪ 819 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,591 ♪ Takes a bite ♪ 820 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:35,674 ♪ Spits the Moon into the sky ♪ 821 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:38,472 ♪ We sink our teeth into the ground ♪ 822 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,144 ♪ And suck it dry ♪ 823 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,814 ♪ Shit the world a fat goodbye ♪ 824 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:48,900 ♪ But man can't live by man alone ♪ 825 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:51,697 ♪ The fate of a cannibal people ♪ 826 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:56,368 ♪ Is one of tooth and bone ♪ 827 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,203 [both] ♪ Tooth and bone ♪ 828 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:02,454 ♪ Eat me, Mummy, Mummy ♪ 829 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,126 ♪ Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 830 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,249 ♪ Eat me, Mummy, Mummy Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 831 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,751 [all cheering] 832 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,091 [psychedelic music playing] 833 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:31,695 ♪ Tooth and bone ♪ 834 00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:36,777 ♪ Please, God, don't leave me alone ♪ 835 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,370 [both] ♪ Hey ♪ 836 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,038 ♪ Ha ♪ 837 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,537 ♪ La ♪ 838 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:47,712 ♪ I'm here, I see you ♪ 839 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:53,715 ♪ Let me inside, I'll never leave you ♪ 840 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,215 ♪ Hey ♪ 841 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:57,217 ♪ Ha ♪ 842 00:57:57,307 --> 00:58:00,175 ♪ La ♪ 843 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,555 ♪ Let me be your virus, let me be your virus ♪ 844 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:06,890 ♪ Let me be your virus, let me be your virus ♪ 845 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:33,588 ♪ And in the end ♪ 846 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:37,546 ♪ The love you take ♪ 847 00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:41,508 ♪ Is equal to ♪ 848 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:44,093 ♪ The love, the love, the love, the love ♪ 849 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:46,019 ♪ The love, the love, the love, the love ♪ 850 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:51,522 ♪ You ate. ♪ 851 00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:00,860 [Zan panting] 852 00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:20,464 [yelling] 853 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,843 [crowd cheering] 854 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:30,439 [Boadicea] Yes! 855 00:59:30,525 --> 00:59:33,313 Move back! Move back! Everyone, move back. 856 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,769 Go back there. 857 00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:38,072 - This is a moment! - [crowd cheering] 858 00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:40,571 I made this happen! 859 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:44,154 Get Vivienne on the phone! Get her on the phone now! 860 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,658 [music playing] 861 00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:51,123 - Did you see what I saw? - Yes! 862 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,580 Somebody must've dosed us. 863 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,336 - [music playing] - [indistinct chatter] 864 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,274 - How did we know what to sing? - [chuckles] 865 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:16,148 Something mad about an Eating Time. 866 01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:17,945 But that's real. That's the end of our journey. 867 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:20,489 - How did you know about that? - I don't know. 868 01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:22,783 What do you mean by "the end of our journey"? 869 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:26,996 Tomorrow we Exit, which is followed by the Eating. 870 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,824 What is the Eating? 871 01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:32,498 The Parent-Teachers eat their children. 872 01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,953 I don't know, it's supposed to feel good. 873 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:36,334 It's how we sustain the species. 874 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,671 What? 875 01:00:39,761 --> 01:00:41,172 [laughing] 876 01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:44,842 Stay here! 877 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,765 Don't move! 878 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,136 [crowd shouting] 879 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,304 John! 880 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,107 I think they're planning a mass suicide. 881 01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:58,402 Amazing. The time is now, comrade. 882 01:00:58,488 --> 01:00:59,899 Do what must be done. 883 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,569 [DJ Des] John, I found some krautrock. 884 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:05,197 - [krautrock music playing] - [crowd cheering] 885 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,120 [John laughing] 886 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:11,244 - Do you hear that? - This is what I was talking to you about! 887 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,246 [Spinning Jenny laughing] 888 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,300 [Spinning Jenny moaning] 889 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,803 [bones cracking] 890 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,611 [moaning continues] 891 01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:50,120 [Spinning Jenny squealing] 892 01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:56,244 [Spinning Jenny moaning loudly] 893 01:01:57,297 --> 01:02:00,381 That was amazing, Zan. 894 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,504 Where did you learn that song? 895 01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:04,335 Something happened to you on that stage, 896 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,762 something that has never happened before. 897 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:08,259 Does Waldo know you're here? 898 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:10,467 You've been shunned. 899 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,971 - [Wainswain laughs] - What does that mean? 900 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:15,772 Zan, what you sang about the Eating, you made it sound frightening. 901 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:16,847 [PT Wain] Wainswain! 902 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,145 Multiple violations! 903 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,102 [Spinning Jenny moaning loudly] 904 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:31,780 Unauthorized manual permeation? 905 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:35,374 [Spinning Jenny gasping] 906 01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:39,121 Bad Stellas. 907 01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:43,048 [exhales] 908 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:46,298 Oh, the things I'm going to do to you for this. 909 01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,840 You're in extreme danger of being left behind. 910 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,800 We have to leave now. 911 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,226 I feel alive. 912 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:56,471 I feel opened. 913 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,472 Zan. 914 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,150 - Get away from her! - Leave him alone! 915 01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:05,442 Everyone just leave everyone alone! 916 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:07,068 [Zan screaming] 917 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:09,821 [The Dyschord's "Communion" playing] 918 01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:26,675 [crowd singing along] 919 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,269 [cheering] 920 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,572 [crowd] Ugh! 921 01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:51,950 [laughing] 922 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,118 Enn? 923 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:03,378 Enn. 924 01:04:07,052 --> 01:04:08,293 Enn! 925 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,469 [Zan panting] 926 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:30,990 Congratulations are in order, my dear. 927 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,824 You are with child. 928 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,515 [Zan breathes shakily] 929 01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,352 [splashes] 930 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:16,276 Fuck! 931 01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:36,791 [eerie music playing] 932 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,618 [PT Wain] She's a menace. 933 01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:01,914 I move for the immediate eradication of the deviant child. 934 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,457 - No! - I call a vote. 935 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,660 [PT Bob] We don't have a quorum to vote. 936 01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:06,994 Where is Stella? 937 01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:11,090 - Welcome, Stella. - Thank you, Stella. 938 01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:16,258 You know, Daddy doesn't get out very much. 939 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:19,090 Only for special occasions. 940 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:21,801 [PT Stella] Stella, you know there are consequences 941 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:25,184 when you interact with locals without permission 942 01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:28,232 and it can't wait until after Exit. 943 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,776 Will it feel like the supernova manifestation? 944 01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,692 Stella, will you do the honors? 945 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:36,774 Certainly, Stella. 946 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,203 [eerie music playing] 947 01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:43,702 - [jaw cracking] - [male Stella groaning] 948 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,742 [Stellas gasping] 949 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,538 [groaning] 950 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:52,919 Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 951 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,671 - [male Stella mumbling] - Come. 952 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,252 Come, my pretty. 953 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,429 In you go. 954 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,889 No... 955 01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:03,183 - No, I... - [male Stella protesting] 956 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:04,726 I don't wanna go. 957 01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,270 No! No! [screaming] 958 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,815 - [bone cracking] - [all screaming] 959 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:20,196 Enn! 960 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,652 [screaming continues] 961 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:27,995 [gasping] 962 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:31,370 [panting] 963 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,920 [coughing] 964 01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:01,400 [John] The Kronos Syndrome. 965 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:03,869 Who? 966 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:06,288 Cannibal incest, comrades. 967 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:07,990 This is a higher level of cult. 968 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,666 We need to get the authorities involved. 969 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,459 No. It'll be a bloodbath. 970 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:12,787 [scoffs] Fine by me. 971 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,496 Kill em all. Let Satan sort 'em out. 972 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,457 Look, I don't know happened to you in there, Vic, 973 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,464 but if they took your balls too, you can leave now. 974 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:23,638 I've got my balls. 975 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:25,432 How did you find out all this info again? 976 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,885 I saw it through their fucking window! 977 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:30,187 Now, are you lot with me? 978 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,809 Yeah, course we are, Enn. 979 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,150 Yeah, mate. 980 01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:36,226 Right. 981 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,696 We'll need backup. 982 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,398 [both laughing] 983 01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:43,154 It's not a joke. 984 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:45,782 She's part of an American cannibalistic cult. 985 01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:48,910 - [continue laughing] - They eat their young. 986 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,960 Enn, all species eat their young. 987 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,628 - Boadicea, I need your help. - [Boadicea laughs] 988 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,250 - Fuck off. - I can't do this... 989 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:57,582 Come here. Come here. 990 01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:05,802 - [glass shatters] - Your skin... 991 01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:09,977 Yes, your skin is like cheese. [sniffs] 992 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:12,055 [whispering] Like a fine Stilton. 993 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,691 - What, do I repel you? - No, but... 994 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,190 When I was your age, I was pretty. 995 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:20,896 - Zan needs your help, and I... - Let me tell you something. 996 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:26,202 I have had 12 abortions and nothing to show for it. 997 01:09:26,287 --> 01:09:31,453 How did I end up in this fucking Croydon at the fag-end of my fertility! 998 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:34,626 But you're the closest thing to a mum that Zan's ever had. 999 01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,294 - [Boadicea screams] - You chose her. 1000 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,298 She was chosen. 1001 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,550 ♪♪ 1002 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,678 [PT Waldo] It's hard to be a parent. 1003 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:32,059 You must relinquish all other attachments. 1004 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,762 You will raise them, teach them... 1005 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,307 and then you will let them go. 1006 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:42,443 I wish to stay. 1007 01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:45,523 I'm not sure they could be born here. 1008 01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,613 We are made of different stuff. 1009 01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:54,540 Zan, listen carefully. 1010 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,708 Our people are dying. 1011 01:10:58,045 --> 01:11:02,380 We give birth to fewer and fewer each cycle. 1012 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:09,631 But your children are a sign that there's a different way for our people. 1013 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:14,598 - What way? - I have a plan. 1014 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:16,269 We must play along 1015 01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:17,812 - until I can implement it. - [doorbell ringing] 1016 01:11:19,066 --> 01:11:20,557 [sighs] 1017 01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:25,232 Yes? 1018 01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:28,282 - Asbestos check. - The hidden killer in your home. 1019 01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:31,493 This is not our home. 1020 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:33,946 Mandatory check. Government regulations. 1021 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,281 Won't take a minute. 1022 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,166 Shh. 1023 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,165 - Do you have identification? - Certainly. 1024 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,506 - [groans] - We're in! 1025 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:49,633 - [all yelling] - [Dyslexic Cnuts' "Extraction" playing] 1026 01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:57,844 Perimeter breach! 1027 01:11:57,939 --> 01:11:58,929 [ululating] 1028 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:05,106 [yelling stops] 1029 01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:17,868 [groans] 1030 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,125 [all groaning] 1031 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:26,498 Onward! 1032 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,128 [punks yelling] 1033 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:31,170 - Let's split up. - Oh, I don't know... 1034 01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:32,550 No. We'll find her faster that way. 1035 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,347 - Shout if you see her. - Fuck. 1036 01:12:38,646 --> 01:12:40,353 - What the fuck? - Keep looking. 1037 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,429 Oh, shit. 1038 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,060 - Any luck? - Nothing. 1039 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:45,142 - No. Can't find her. - Bollocks. 1040 01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:49,112 - [Blue Colony screeching] - Oh, shit! 1041 01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:52,111 - [punks groaning] - [screeching continues] 1042 01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,410 [banging on door] 1043 01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:02,617 - Zan! - [gasps] 1044 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:03,873 - You must stay quiet. - Zan! 1045 01:13:03,963 --> 01:13:06,205 If they find us, they'll kill us all. 1046 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:07,506 Enn would never let that happen. 1047 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,426 - [Blue Colony screeching] - [punks groaning] 1048 01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:12,465 [The Dyschords' "Single" playing] 1049 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,888 Good thing you can just swallow us up. 1050 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:17,307 You sprang from our loins. 1051 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,477 We are England! 1052 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,679 [all yelling] 1053 01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:35,113 Oi, them's the ones what stole my arse-cherry! 1054 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,693 I was saving that. 1055 01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:38,323 Oh, really? 1056 01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:43,951 [Blond Stella] Victor. 1057 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,037 [both] We've been waiting for you. 1058 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,462 ["Single" continues playing] 1059 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:02,218 [music stops] 1060 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,147 - [breathing heavily] - [eerie music playing] 1061 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,285 [breathing shakily] 1062 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,012 Gotcha. 1063 01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:41,099 [laughing] 1064 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:45,012 What, you-you, uh, you can't be ridden? 1065 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:49,767 I gave that up ages ago, dear. 1066 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:53,103 Herpes and sprogs. [chuckles] 1067 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:55,109 - Sprogs? - Kids. 1068 01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,189 [gasps] 1069 01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:58,741 Sex is over. Haven't you heard? 1070 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,619 Tear it all down. 1071 01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,699 Evolve or die, love. 1072 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:11,873 Evolve or die. 1073 01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,675 It's been a long day. 1074 01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:24,927 Drink? 1075 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,892 I could do something with you... 1076 01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:38,732 you might have a future. 1077 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,693 Tea break! 1078 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:44,279 [punks cheering] 1079 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,034 Fucking fancy, comrades. 1080 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,452 [PT First] The outcome of this assault is in doubt. 1081 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:54,460 Zan must be dealt with, without delay. 1082 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,586 Come, my dear. 1083 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,292 You will harm no child of mine. 1084 01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:00,216 You're not permitted to touch me. 1085 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:02,589 I created you. 1086 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:05,517 Well, you curated us, really. 1087 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:08,767 And now I will save us all. 1088 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,649 [Celia] Fourth Colony manifests... 1089 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,731 [Fourth Colonists] Individuality! 1090 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:25,404 Zan! 1091 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,119 [PT Stella] We feast... 1092 01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:32,453 [sighs] We feast a lot on-on children. 1093 01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:34,830 [clicks tongue] 1094 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,506 And I'd say, you know, it fills me up. 1095 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:40,051 It fills me up, good and proper, but then I get lonely after that. 1096 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,503 What's going on? 1097 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,931 I feel deeply, deep hole, deep hole inside... 1098 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,474 What's going on? 1099 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,847 - What is going on? - [Enn] Where the hell is Zan? 1100 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:51,430 I don't know. Uh, try through there. 1101 01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,231 [Boadicea] Try through there. 1102 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,899 Whoa! 1103 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:57,068 [choking] 1104 01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,529 Zan! 1105 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:00,605 Enn! 1106 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,780 [gasps] I call a General Synod. 1107 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:08,830 I have that right, once an eon. 1108 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,749 [PT Waldo breathes heavily] 1109 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:16,087 Prepare for Wide-Radius Counterruption. 1110 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,588 [high-pitched frequency whining] 1111 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,180 [indistinct chattering] 1112 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:28,763 [whining stops] 1113 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:30,760 Ugh. 1114 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:36,983 [exhales] 1115 01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,283 Waldo, you dare call a Synod? 1116 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:48,237 Oh, Wain, why do you always have to shout? 1117 01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,821 PT, you are compromised. 1118 01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,247 Ooh. Level One Violation! 1119 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,665 - [blows raspberry] - [glass shatters] 1120 01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:57,204 PT First, the humans are neutralized. I recomm... 1121 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:01,750 I told you he was different. 1122 01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:04,802 I'm an artist. 1123 01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:07,597 Brothers and sisters, I move to amend the Celestial Charter. 1124 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,551 I propose the elimination of the Eating. 1125 01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:12,681 [all murmuring] 1126 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:15,605 [PT Wain] Don't be ridiculous! The Eating is what keeps us alive. 1127 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:16,852 What about the children? 1128 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,649 [PT Wain] Their experiences will go to waste. 1129 01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:22,730 They will live out their natural cycles, nourished by their own experiences. 1130 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:24,689 What, and they all get to breed? 1131 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,524 Where does it end? Factionalism? 1132 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,110 War? Environmental collapse? 1133 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,366 The answer is yes. 1134 01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:35,208 Each of your peoples met apocalypse. 1135 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:36,956 Have you forgotten? 1136 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:43,171 Each of you were convinced you were the only species in the universe. 1137 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,297 Maddened by the arrogance of solitude, 1138 01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,629 you gorged on your worlds' resources. 1139 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:51,637 You grew fat as your planets shriveled. 1140 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,138 You eat when you're lonely. 1141 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,640 And now, our numbers dwindle, 1142 01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:01,568 for holy attrition was always at the secret heart of my design. 1143 01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:04,653 We shall diminish. 1144 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:10,281 And we shall do it with grace and compassion. 1145 01:19:10,371 --> 01:19:12,328 The parents will consume the children, 1146 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,781 and then I will consume the parents, 1147 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,457 until at last... 1148 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:22,252 I, alone, will turn upon myself and eat. 1149 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:26,502 No more knowledge in the meat to distract us. 1150 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:30,589 Only the freedom of silence. 1151 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:33,266 And the universe 1152 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:37,847 breathes a sigh of perfect relief. 1153 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,940 [Enn] Bollocks! 1154 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:44,064 I don't know what the bloody hell you're on about 1155 01:19:44,154 --> 01:19:46,646 with your Swedish suicide complex, 1156 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:49,073 but you can't just come down here and insult us. 1157 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:50,240 - Silence! - Now we may 1158 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:54,321 have cocked this planet up royally, but at least we're fucking alive. 1159 01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:57,123 We like to eat, we like to shit, we like to dance. 1160 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,666 We like to fall in love. 1161 01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:02,086 And we try and fix what our parents fucked up. 1162 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,788 But you! 1163 01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:06,249 What kind of parents are you? 1164 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:08,926 I mean, even the most pathetic poser of a punk, 1165 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,632 who'll end his days wanking on the wall of his padded tree house, 1166 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:15,684 at least he had a dad who'd rather leave him in a ditch 1167 01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:18,386 than stick around and eat him alive! 1168 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:26,023 [PT Wain] Enough of this. 1169 01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:28,901 Let us proceed to the gratuitous vote. 1170 01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:31,984 All those in favor of retaining the Eating? 1171 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:36,533 Bob? 1172 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,159 - I vote to abolish. - [PT Wain scoffs] 1173 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:42,084 - Predictable. - Fuck you, Wain. 1174 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,457 Fuck you for millennia. 1175 01:20:43,547 --> 01:20:45,755 - Stella? - What? 1176 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:48,504 Do you vote to retain the sacred ritual? 1177 01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:55,340 Yeah, what the hell. 1178 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:59,018 The little shits taste staler every cycle. 1179 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,640 [sighs] 1180 01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:02,142 I vote to abolish. 1181 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,184 Evolve or die. 1182 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,611 That is nonetheless a deadlock. 1183 01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:10,939 - No change is possible. - There is one more vote. 1184 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:16,619 Zan is a mother with children growing within. 1185 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,822 That qualifies her as a Parent-Teacher. 1186 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,579 She is entitled to full voting powers. 1187 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:25,207 [PT Wain] Uh-uh. Contamination is not conception. 1188 01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:27,505 PT First, I beg you to adjudicate. 1189 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,798 You're pregnant? 1190 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,089 - [PT Wain] PT First. - But... 1191 01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,471 They're ours. 1192 01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:39,051 [PT First] Waldo's logic is sound. 1193 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:42,308 Zan's would be the deciding vote. 1194 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,062 But to cast her vote, she must give birth. 1195 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:49,315 To give birth, she must Exit. 1196 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:53,820 Her brood cannot be born in this manifestation. 1197 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:59,655 Zan, your decision is between this world and our own. 1198 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:02,661 But if you Exit, you cannot return. 1199 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,743 You must choose. 1200 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,084 [crying] 1201 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:20,766 Stop her! 1202 01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:23,598 Stop him! 1203 01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:25,601 Get off me! 1204 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:27,603 - PT First... - Shut up, Wain. 1205 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:31,152 Zan will either become a Parent-Teacher or she will not. 1206 01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:32,228 Release him. 1207 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:39,569 We Exit in three hours. 1208 01:22:39,663 --> 01:22:41,530 Make your preparations. 1209 01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:45,666 John! 1210 01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:48,627 John! 1211 01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:51,297 John, mate! John! John! 1212 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,051 Zan! 1213 01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:13,103 ♪♪ 1214 01:24:20,597 --> 01:24:22,554 It's a good world. 1215 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:29,809 I thought it would be bigger... 1216 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:33,149 and cleaner... 1217 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,609 and more colorful somehow. 1218 01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:41,616 But... 1219 01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:45,244 still... 1220 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,992 It's a jewel. 1221 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,458 Then stay. 1222 01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:57,920 I could be their father. 1223 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,299 I could. 1224 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:06,424 I don't think that they could be born here. 1225 01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:17,109 My brothers and sisters will die, 1226 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:19,528 and I can stop it. 1227 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,283 Maybe I can stop it forever. 1228 01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:26,361 ♪♪ 1229 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:44,921 Spirit, mind, 1230 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:49,430 voice, will, sex, strength. 1231 01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:52,512 - Six colonies... - Seven. 1232 01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:55,765 Is that my ring? 1233 01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:04,903 It's the heart. 1234 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:08,073 The interchange. 1235 01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,535 The way in and the way out... 1236 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:15,084 to what is beyond. 1237 01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,713 Love. 1238 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,251 [tinkling] 1239 01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,547 I can hear them. 1240 01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:32,927 Our children are singing. 1241 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:37,727 Don't go. 1242 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:18,973 [Zan breathing heavily] 1243 01:27:52,434 --> 01:27:53,800 - No! - [gasps] 1244 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,181 What are you doing? 1245 01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,897 No, no, no... 1246 01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:01,394 Shh... 1247 01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:11,192 [sighs] 1248 01:28:14,998 --> 01:28:16,830 [crying] 1249 01:28:23,673 --> 01:28:26,006 I love you. 1250 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,801 [grunts] 1251 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:37,553 No! [gasps] 1252 01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:41,515 [sobbing] 1253 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,072 No! 1254 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,238 No, no, no! 1255 01:29:13,473 --> 01:29:15,385 ♪♪ 1256 01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:58,140 [Amber Martin's "Bermuda" playing] 1257 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,045 [John] So, Enn. 1258 01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,096 What do you think happened to your lady? 1259 01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:42,468 She must've gone on with the others. 1260 01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:47,852 They didn't even say goodbye. 1261 01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,521 She'll be all right, mate. 1262 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,194 She's a tough one. 1263 01:30:58,203 --> 01:31:01,913 Well, look, let us not forget the day. 1264 01:31:01,998 --> 01:31:02,988 - What? - Tonight, 1265 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,700 I take Tracey the Magnanimous to the pictures. 1266 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,410 So I'm turning to you now, 1267 01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:10,121 as you're both men of fashion and adventure. 1268 01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:11,831 Lay it on me. 1269 01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:20,222 You got to forget everything you think you know. 1270 01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:29,232 Just... accept that you are nothing but a worthless initiate at her altar. 1271 01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:33,318 That's how you build trust. 1272 01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:36,734 Right. 1273 01:31:41,079 --> 01:31:42,570 No great secret. 1274 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:48,451 Just remember that you're you, and she's her. 1275 01:31:48,545 --> 01:31:50,662 And together... 1276 01:31:51,923 --> 01:31:55,087 that'll be another thing. 1277 01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:01,593 Fat lot of good yous pair were. [scoffs] 1278 01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:08,471 It's all right, mate. 1279 01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:10,101 [grunts] 1280 01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:13,101 - [bell dings] - [John sighs] 1281 01:32:14,446 --> 01:32:16,187 [John] All right then. 1282 01:32:16,281 --> 01:32:18,398 Ride on, you rotter. 1283 01:32:24,956 --> 01:32:28,791 [mellow music playing] 1284 01:33:33,024 --> 01:33:34,014 [indistinct chattering] 1285 01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:36,772 [Martin Tomlinson & Bryan Weller's "Nobody's baby" playing throughout] 1286 01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:44,908 - [Enn] Hiya. - [Emily] Hi. 1287 01:33:44,994 --> 01:33:46,235 - How's it going? - Very well, thank you. 1288 01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:47,911 Thanks so much for coming out. 1289 01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:50,535 - I adore your work. - Thank you very much. 1290 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,332 - What's your name? - Emily. 1291 01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:55,286 - Where have you come from? - Um, East Sussex. 1292 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:58,339 - Thanks for making that journey. - [chuckles] 1293 01:33:58,424 --> 01:33:59,540 Lovely to meet you. 1294 01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:01,921 - Thank you, Tom, keep writing. - Thank you. 1295 01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:04,298 Cheers. See you later. See you guys. 1296 01:34:04,389 --> 01:34:06,597 Hello, how are you? 1297 01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,049 [Siouxsie] Very well, thank you. 1298 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,510 - What's your name? - It's for all of us. 1299 01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:12,265 [Dee Dee] We can only afford the one copy. 1300 01:34:12,355 --> 01:34:13,891 [Ari Up] We've just moved here. 1301 01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:18,688 Okay, well, I can make it out to all of you. What are your names? 1302 01:34:18,778 --> 01:34:20,610 Siouxsie. With an "X." 1303 01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:21,983 [chuckles] 1304 01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:24,030 - Dee Dee. - [chuckles] 1305 01:34:25,034 --> 01:34:26,366 Ari Up. 1306 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:30,904 Jonesy. 1307 01:34:36,254 --> 01:34:37,916 Enn. 1308 01:34:46,723 --> 01:34:49,056 She thought we should travel alone. 1309 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,929 We think we'd like to stay. 1310 01:34:51,936 --> 01:34:53,768 We want to start a band. 1311 01:35:04,073 --> 01:35:05,735 [crying] 1312 01:35:19,255 --> 01:35:21,247 ♪♪ 1313 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:04,749 [Mitski & Xiu Xiu "Between The Breaths" playing] 1314 01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:27,572 [The Dyschords' "Fuck All" playing] 1315 01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,626 [Slap] Shut the fuck up! 1316 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:31,184 [Boadicea] That was terrible. Do it again! 93314

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