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There are tribes in Africa...
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that lead their young people
to the edge of the village...
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strip them of everything...
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then send them out
into the bush...
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for a 40-day physical
and spiritual ordeal.
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If the young people survive...
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they are officially initiated
into the community.
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Our tribe
has a different ritual.
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It's called "Summer Camp."
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We made fun
of the camp work booklet.
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The smiling idiots
on the cover...
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and the pathetic clichés
inside.
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The work booklet
said we'd learn...
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the true meaning
of responsibility...
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while creating memories
that last a lifetime.
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What a joke.
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Are we really gonna
follow this?
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Hi, campers.
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Who's hungry for
some super summer fun?
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Here we go. Fun, fun, fun.
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You guys are gonna have
the best summer.
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Hey, kids!
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OK, you're in
my world now, insects.
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What'd I say?
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When the hand goes up,
the mouths go shut.
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Don't give me
any lip, all right?
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I've got a headache.
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Do your ears hang low?
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We counsellors
defined ourselves quickly.
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Wendy was the perky girl...
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who still believed in all
the silly little rules...
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and all the silly
little songs.
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Go ahead
and make fun of her...
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but she was our queen.
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- Hey, counsellor! - What?!
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This camp sucks shit!
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A good counsellor's supposed
to know when we eat...
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and where are the horses...
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and why you wear
those stupid uniforms...
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What?! Holy Jesus!
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Donald Dark liked to
think of himself...
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as a witty,
intelligent young man...
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trapped in a geek's body.
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Unfortunately, a witty,
intelligent young man...
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trapped in a geek's body
is still a geek.
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You look like you
could use a friend.
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You know, I remember
my first day at camp.
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Oh, Christ. I was so nervous...
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Howdy, pouty! We need another muskrat...
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to join
our sunshine circle.
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Scurry up! Isn't fun great?
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"Isn't fun great?"
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You've got to be
fucking kidding.
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I'm Wendy!
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If you're happy
and you know it...
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Stomp your feet.
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If you're happy
and you know it...
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Stomp your feet.
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Talia liked kids,
but only in theory.
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Talia liked nature,
but only in photographs.
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Talia was temporarily locatedN72 miles from a real city...
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and a decent espresso
for one reason... him...
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her college pal Wichita.
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College is entertaining...
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but after 40 days
and 40 nights of this...
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I think
we're really gonna...
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get to know each other...
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you know,
in a more kind of...
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Ooh, I'm sorry, hon. I gotta go confiscate...
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my first water balloon.
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All right,
let's have it.
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Come on!
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Weak! What's wrong with
you little vaginas? Next!
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Adam needed
little elaboration.
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As a child,
he tasted the whip...
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and now it was his turn
to crack it.
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Like all the fine coaches
and gym teachers before him...
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he truly believed...
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it was for the little
bastards' own good.
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Aah! I won't go! Let go of me! Help!
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There, there.
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I don't want to
go to camp!
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Hey, pal! Cinnamon,
spearmint, or both?
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Oh, wow. Thanks.
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There you go.
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Come on,
show some fury!
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Thanks, Wichita.
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Isn't that cheating?
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Whatever works. You know, I mean...
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it beats the hell
out of "there, there."
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Jasper was
our sensitive counsellor...
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seemingly shy,
actually sly...
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a lot more than met the eye.
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You touched me! You touched me!
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No! Don't touch me!
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Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
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Meet Todd...
from our cabin.
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She touched me!
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As for
the twisted Tinkerbell...
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with the band-aids,
her name was Pixel.
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It was dangerous to try and
figure this counsellor out.
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Pixel herself
wisely never tries.
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And finally, Wichita.
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Here was someone
with anarchy in his eyes.
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Here was
someone, period.
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Wichita would have...
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an immediate effect
on everyone.
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Even those of us...
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thought to have
no actual feelings.
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When you throw a bunch
of people together...
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in the middle of the forest,
they become something more...
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than a bunch of people together
in the middle of the forest.
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Personality traits
blend in to one another...
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sweet, bitter,
moral, immoral...
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overconfident, overwhelmed.
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A strange environment
is created...
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one in which anything
that happens to anyone...
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happens to you.
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Welcome toNCamp Bleeding Dove.
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Welcome toNCamp Bleeding Dove!
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I am Oberon...
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Big Chief Oberon.
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It's fun. I like it.
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You think I don't?
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But fun without structure
is chaos.
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Chaos is not fun.
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Now, everybody take off
your band-aid.
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Red!
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- Green! - Blue!
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Yes, it has begun! And I declare war...
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the War of Colours!
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I want reds there,
greens there...
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blues right here, right now!
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I didn't get
a band-aid!
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Now, who's got
more camp pride?!
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Red! Red!
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Blue! Blue!
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Green! Green!
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Red! Red! Red!
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Green! Green! Green!
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Something tells me
he can't hear us.
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I can't hear you!
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- Good, right? - Yeah.
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One more time!
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Green! Green! Green! Green!
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Green! Green!
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Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey!
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- Green! - Shh! Shh!
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Oopsy.
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What's the matter?
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Haven't you people seen
an epileptic camper before?
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Is she gonna die?
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What are you waiting for,
counsellors?
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Get these Indians
into cabins
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and on to activities! Swim test!
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Sack race and
the tug-of-war tournament!
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Then on to the campfire!
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But even more than
the taste of s'mores...
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he enjoyed the taste
of camper flesh!
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OK! OK, OK.
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Don't everyone
all talk at once.
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First of all, little Willy
has a learning disability.
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Yes, it's called
being really stupid.
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What we need
is more Ritalin.
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I mean, Can't we start making him...
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snort it or something?
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Would you please tell me
what I'm supposed to do...
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with Bad Boy Billy?
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You know, the bovine,
little home-schooled lad...
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turned today's dodge ball
game into dodge scissors.
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You have no authority, Donald Dark.
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To get camper allegiance,
you first have to take away...
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their self-respect.
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Then you bleed the little
bastard until, you know...
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This is a summer camp,
not a concentration one...
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you obvious Nazi bitch.
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Hippie hag.
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Counsellors! Counsellors! Instead of getting all mad...
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at our littleNTasmanian devils...
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have you people ever thought
of getting all glad at them?
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Wendy Bear...
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I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to interrupt...
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your guys' little
pow-wow, but, uh...
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isn't that Bad Boy Billy
over there...
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munching down
on some, uh...
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stollen from the chapel
communion house?
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Whoa! How do you tell...
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the Antichrist
to take a time-out?
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Talia! Just because you happen
to be Jewish doesn't mean
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that you get to make fun of
desecrating the Lord's body.
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Sure it does.
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Look at the
work booklet, page 6-C...
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"Freedom of
religious expression."
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Wendy, you suck
as a counsellor.
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Oh, that's harsh, man.
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Calm down, everyone. "Sucks"
is the most disgustingly...
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overused word in
the current English language.
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So I figured if I could
reverse the meaning...
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to where it meant
something positive...
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you know,
because historically...
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"sucks" isn't a bad word.
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Mother's nipple, sno cones,
lollies, shit like that.
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Oh, fuck it. I don't know.
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Call it my social
experiment of the summer.
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So that's one of the pearls...
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from your
mysterious journal.
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Is anybody
paying attention
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to what Big Chief Oberon
is saying?
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He turned into
a horrible beast...
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ready to sodomize anything
that got in his way...
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and eat them raw.
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That's a little harsh.
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And on Parents' Day...
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all the children
rushed from their cabins...
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to see the corpses...
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of their slaughtered
mummies and daddies...
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nailed to the picnic table!
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Who's in a yummy tummy
marshmallowy mood?
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- Here! - Here!
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There is a placeNI'm dreaming of...
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My home away from home...
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Camp Bleeding Dove.
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Of all the...
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Find Amber Stimson. Don't touch Todd.
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Jason B. Is the blond, Jason R. Has the harelip.
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Thursday is Piñata Day.
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You're doing a super job, Wendy. Keep it together.
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Keep it together. You can take the pressure.
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You can take it!
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What'd you do
that for?
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I don't know.
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Don't worry.
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I had everything on
that hand memorized.
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You gotta stop taking
fun so seriously.
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Are we allowed to
start hating Wendy yet?
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Oh, gee, Wichita.
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I guess mosquitoes
just think I taste better.
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But you and Wichita go
to school together, right?
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Have you two ever...
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That would be a no.
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That wants
to be a yes.
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It came up that he used
to be a camp counsellor...
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and I used to be
a camp counsellor.
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He can be a crude,
arrogant little...
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but he writes poetry...
the unterrible kind...
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and... I don't know. Just can't help myself.
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Get him alone
for the summer...
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out in the wilderness,
underneath the stars...
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Well, my grand plan
is to find...
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Amber! What are you...
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- Oh, shit! - Uh...
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Don't do that!
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Whoo! First day of camp.
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Colour me impressed.
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Reminds me of
someone I once knew.
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Just promise me
you won't try...
258
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,180
moving so fast
with Wichita.
259
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,098
Oh, don't worry.
260
00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:05,893
I have 39 more days...
261
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,228
to find
the perfect moment...
262
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:11,231
to tell him
exactly how I feel.
263
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,610
And it hurts too much...
264
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,154
to keep these feelings
inside me any longer.
265
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,822
- I mean... - Talia...
266
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,574
you know how important...
267
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,034
our friendship is to me.
268
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,828
"How important
our friendship"?
269
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,747
Oh, man.
270
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,583
You know, you're
a truly beautiful person.
271
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,085
Oh, stop. Please stop.
272
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,754
You know, I just
never looked at you...
273
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,838
in... in that way.
274
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:35,923
I gotta, uh...
275
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,467
I gotta do a bunk check...
276
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,678
or some goddamned thing.
277
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,892
I'm sorry, honey. I completely forgot.
278
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,101
Why were you crying?
279
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,063
- Because I didn't get any... - Gum?
280
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,902
Sheila!
281
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,029
Goodness, gracious. The Night One sleepwalker.
282
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,781
Wendy,
the important thing...
283
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,032
is that
when we find her...
284
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,327
do not... repeat,
do not jar her awake.
285
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,495
My little brotherNChristian...
286
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,538
he's a sleepwalker...
287
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,789
You two keep looking.
288
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:09,998
I left Pixel
alone with the girls...
289
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,500
and there's
something about Pixel...
290
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,503
that I don't quite trust.
291
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,756
Sluttier! Come on,
you call that stripping?
292
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,676
Shake your money-maker! Let's see some ass! All right!
293
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,928
You ladies dance for tips
and for tips only!
294
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,932
Come on, they worked hard
on this. Whoo!
295
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,517
This isn't the hokey pokey!
296
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,310
Come on, you guys,
work that body!
297
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:34,147
Don't just stand there! This is college tuition!
298
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,315
Wendy alert.
299
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,485
Come on, guys. Movie.
300
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,072
2 words.
301
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,490
Oh, wait! Austin Powers!
302
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:47,119
Rush Hour! Boiler Room!
303
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,454
I know I said this before,
but just remember...
304
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,873
when we find Sheila
the Sleepwalker...
305
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,708
it's really important
not to jar her awake.
306
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,792
- Listen. - What?
307
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,127
I'm gay.
308
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,670
I wasn't gonna
say anything...
309
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,713
but I decided,
what the hell, you know?
310
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,131
Oh, yeah. What the hell?
311
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,632
I mean, I felt like
everybody was getting
312
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,634
this sexually-confused vibe
from me.
313
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,677
No. Just don't
jar her awake.
314
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,720
- I'm not, you know? - OK.
315
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,430
I'm straight-up fairy.
316
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,641
Sheila! Where is she?
317
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,684
Oh, it's getting late. We should...
318
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,187
- Donald, relax. - What?
319
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,229
I'm not
attracted to you.
320
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:16,773
Oh, God! Fine! Good!
321
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,443
I'm not even... You know?
322
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,986
I am.
323
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,699
OK. Gay. Gay's great.
324
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,701
Yes, it is.
325
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,746
Whoa! It is for you...
326
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,997
and... and... and not...
327
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,458
look, just be gay,
and yay for gay.
328
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,626
Yay! Gay!
329
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,668
Aah!
330
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:37,711
- Aah! - Ow!
331
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,421
- Aah! - Aah! Ow!
332
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,257
There is a place...
333
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,010
I'm dreaming of...
334
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,763
My home away from home...
335
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,265
Camp Bleeding Dove.
336
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,935
The first week of camp
had swooshed on by.
337
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,353
Aside from a burnt hand...
338
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,104
everything was going
according to schedule...
339
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,356
according to plan.
340
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,982
I'll rememberNBleeding Dove.
341
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,610
My home away from home.
342
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,488
Man, can't you
just give Talia...
343
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,739
a sloppy mercy fuck...
344
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,157
so she won't
bother you anymore?
345
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,867
It's not that easy,
dude.
346
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,035
It's like, uh...
347
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,787
you know, Talia's
my best friend.
348
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,829
Oh.
349
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,331
But thanks for voting.
350
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,542
You got a bigger problem
sleeping right next to you
351
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,210
and it rhymes
with big fag.
352
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,296
Your cabin mate's affecting
the camp bug juice, man.
353
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,340
You never...
354
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,676
Oh, hello.
355
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:44,653
Talk about
flipping the script.
356
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,197
That creepy, freak waif
in actuality...
357
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:51,493
is a hot, tight,
wet piece of summer peach...
358
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,245
just waiting to be picked.
359
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,707
Rise, shine, now!
360
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,793
Mess hall, 9 minutes! Move it!
361
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,462
Mama don't allow
no hand clappin' round here.
362
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,799
We don't care
what Mama don't allow.
363
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,302
We're gonna clap
our hands anyhow.
364
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,803
Mama don't allow
no hand clappin' round here.
365
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,346
Hey.
366
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,391
Mama don't allow
no foot stompin' round here.
367
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,479
Mama don't allow
no foot stompin' round here.
368
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,523
We don't care
what Mama don't allow.
369
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,400
Gonna stomp
our feet anyhow.
370
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,195
Mama don't allow
no foot stompin' round here.
371
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,823
Mama don't allow no
yee-haw around here.
372
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,325
Yee-haw!
373
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,209
How, campers!
374
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,670
How, Big Chief Oberon!
375
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,757
Better. It's getting better!
376
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,759
Inspection results!
377
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,637
Cabin 4...
378
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,222
dead fly.
379
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,767
That's 24-hoursNGameboy confiscation.
380
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:02,397
And it looks like Cabin 6
has a bed-wetter.
381
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,192
Now, I don't want to
embarrass anyone...
382
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:09,988
but his initials
are Rick Johnson!
383
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,824
- Here! - Come on!
384
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,451
Loser.
385
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,873
Campers!
386
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:23,043
Are you ready for week 2?
387
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,170
Yeah!
388
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:27,047
That's good!
389
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,633
The timetables are
gonna get tighter...
390
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,803
and the war
is gonna get tougher.
391
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,264
Now, if you'll
look to Wendy...
392
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,975
you'll see
today's activities...
393
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,352
Has been cancelled
and replaced by...
394
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,020
your first hour
of free time...
395
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,857
your whole summer
camp experience.
396
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,483
Now, I don't know
about you guys...
397
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,776
but I'm gonna
hit the lake!
398
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,902
Let's go!
399
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,667
Coed camps...
400
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,836
anarchy, by definition.
401
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,922
If you stop channelling
this disgusting...
402
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,549
hyena-twitching energy...
403
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,342
even for a second,
fluids build up...
404
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,887
generators start to rumble.
405
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,054
You have to be
on top of it...
406
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,224
yes, sir... 24 hours.
407
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,188
Thank God my Bible camp
lost its funding.
408
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,522
Aw, yeah.
409
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,942
Wow.
410
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,444
Ay, chihuahua.
411
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,987
Why don't you guys
take a picture?
412
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,822
Lt'll last you a little
longer, you know?
413
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,949
That's a good idea, Wichita.
414
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,576
Wes, my man, um...
415
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:38,619
I was kinda
insinuating...
416
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,995
that it's not cool
to stare.
417
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,205
Oh.
418
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,791
And now, the greatest of all
summer love ballads...
419
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,255
God, I hate this song.
420
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,799
Oh, I love this song.
421
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,266
Whoa! Yeah!
422
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,351
Wichita.
423
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,685
- Wichita. - Shh!
424
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:04,728
[Whispering]NWichita.
425
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,813
Wichita. Wichita.
426
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:07,856
Wichita!
427
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,941
Wichita! Wichita!
428
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,567
Aah!
429
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,069
Oh, yeah!
430
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,362
You hit Wendy, man!
431
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,821
You hit her
right in the chest!
432
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,448
That was so cool, man!
433
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:19,826
Nothing personal, y'all. I just hate that damn song!
434
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,621
You ruined her radio, man!
435
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,039
That was so cool!
436
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,458
I don't know,
but I couldn't do it again.
437
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,710
Man, I couldn't
have done that!
438
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,677
- Whoo! - Whoo!
439
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,929
Oh!
440
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,479
And that's how
it began... with a frog...
441
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,231
The end of one summer camp
442
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,650
and the beginning
of another.
443
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:52,943
Look at them go.
444
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,904
Wendy's an adorable
burst of sunshine...
445
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,615
and Wichita's
a smoking hot...
446
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,075
piece of steel.
447
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,202
Isn't it romantic
the way...
448
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:03,996
that they pretend
not to like each other?
449
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,290
It's just like a movie.
450
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,001
Let's follow 'em.
451
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,794
Hey! Wait... wait...
wait a minute!
452
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,422
Haven't you guys ever
seen movies where the...
453
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,673
haven't you
ever seen movies...
454
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,009
where the sweet,
sexy girl realizes...
455
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,219
"Hey, maybeNI don't have to be...
456
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,555
with the hottest hunk"? You know?
457
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,973
Those movies
are pathetic.
458
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,518
Maybe that... maybe that nice,
caring young man...
459
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:29,229
the one the others sometimes
call "Nerd" or "Geek"...
460
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,690
maybe he's the one
who... who can...
461
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,026
Come on, you've seen movies. Back me up, guy.
462
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,486
You touched me! You touched me!
463
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,905
There he goes again.
464
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,823
- Why'd you touch me? - I'm sorry.
465
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:40,908
- You touched me. - I'm sorry.
466
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,871
You see, some like
horseback riding...
467
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,498
some like making moccasins,
but now...
468
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,209
everyone's favourite
activity...
469
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,794
was the watching of
the attracted opposites...
470
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:56,840
rulemaker Wendy
and rulebreaker Wichita.
471
00:20:56,924 --> 00:21:00,052
They had become
the heart of the camp...
472
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,762
pumping life
to its every pore.
473
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:19,238
What kind of a sick,
fucky-fuck ritual is that?!
474
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,615
And look at all of you...
475
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,825
you giddy, freaky
witnesses!
476
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:27,120
I command a complete
camp lockdown until dawn.
477
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,997
No one is to leave
their cabin...
478
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:33,585
and no one is to eek
one word about this incident...
479
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:37,840
or the entire subject
of sexuality...
480
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:41,426
until I can concoct
proper punishment.
481
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,136
Move it!
482
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,016
Hey, wait at the cabins,
children!
483
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,268
How long do
we have to keep up
484
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:50,644
this queasy massage shit?
485
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:51,979
Didn't you listen
to Wichita?
486
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,689
If you ever want to
be with a girl...
487
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,148
instead of just
talking about it...
488
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,400
massage ability is key.
489
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,485
Look, it's gotta be
a rolling motion.
490
00:21:58,569 --> 00:21:59,945
This sucks!
491
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,573
Thanks. Wichita says
that everyone cool knows...
492
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:03,907
that "sucks"
is a good word now.
493
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,158
Damn, man.
494
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,493
Just because
you're Wichita's favourite...
495
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,870
doesn't mean you have to be
such a drag.
496
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,496
Hurry! Here comesNDon't-Touch-Me Todd!
497
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,831
Let's do the thing!
498
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,335
You know, I was just thinking...
499
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:18,172
isn't it great having sex
with your own mother?
500
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:21,258
Oh, yeah! Sex with Mum
is the bomb...
501
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,926
right, Todd?
502
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,553
Aw, no way. No way Todd's that fly.
503
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,346
I bet you've never made love
to your mother even once...
504
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,431
have you, Todd?
505
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,434
Sex with my mum?!
506
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,894
Um...
507
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:34,730
Yeah... I mean,
tons of times.
508
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,940
I mean, every night,
you know? We have a party.
509
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:40,194
He fell for it! What a freak!
510
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,906
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
511
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,157
Don't touch me!
512
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,993
You touched me! You touched me, Mummy!
513
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,369
Mama! Mommy!
514
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,373
Oh, and Pixel says
what comes out...
515
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,584
tastes like salty
pancake batter.
516
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,504
Oh, my God! That's disgusting!
517
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,839
Wait. What are we
talking about?
518
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:03,383
Ooh, they're so "naughty."
519
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,427
Is there anything
more lame...
520
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:06,762
than a bunch of bimbettes...
521
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,765
talking about s-e-x?
522
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:12,226
Yeah, Hayley,
pretty lame.
523
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,228
I got a good one. What would you do...
524
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,146
if you were in a cabin
all alone...
525
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,357
You got Britney Spears, Phoebe Cates...
526
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,442
Old school,
baby, yeah.
527
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:23,362
Halle Berry,
and Pamela Anderson...
528
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,489
all in one room,
butt-ass naked.
529
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,241
You can do anything
you want to 'em...
530
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:29,034
but one of 'em has, like,
deep-dish genital warts...
531
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,661
and you can't
use a condom.
532
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:31,870
Call me conservative...
533
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:34,873
but I'd just rub
my you-know-what...
534
00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:36,124
on all their faces...
535
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,252
before bestowing
the final honours...
536
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,504
to divine Miss Berry's
lovely visage.
537
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,258
Only a virgin could
answer that fast.
538
00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:49,346
I mean, no... no! I'm not a virgin!
539
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,891
Doesn't it count... I read somewhere that...
540
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:55,102
You either have
or you haven't.
541
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,645
It's pass-fail, Daffy Duck.
542
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,814
Well, fine. Then,
maybe I'm just waiting...
543
00:23:58,897 --> 00:23:59,690
for the right girl.
544
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,775
"Right girl"?
545
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,069
I thought we were
talking about sex, man.
546
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,571
Pardon my French...
547
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,948
but the right girl
is one avec a pussy.
548
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,157
Tell him, coach.
549
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,827
See, guys are different.
550
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,079
You know how a girl
feels like a whore...
551
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,540
if a guy's only in it
for the poon, right?
552
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,500
What women
fail to understand
553
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:20,752
is that a man
is equally ashamed
554
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,422
if the relationship is
based on just talking
555
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,175
and sharing feelings.
556
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,552
Do you realize
if the women of America...
557
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,053
would have just heard
what you said...
558
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:31,972
They wouldn't be
a bit surprised.
559
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,766
I got an "F,"
a "C," a "K"...
560
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:37,102
and all that's missin'
from that shit is a "U."
561
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,729
You know what? I figure, fuck it!
562
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,064
Yo! Yo! That's right.
563
00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:42,649
But...
564
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:43,859
Did you get any?
565
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,861
Let me smell
your finger.
566
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:48,655
Oh, yeah. That's frank, y'all.
567
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,116
Great. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
568
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,409
You know whatNI hate, though?
569
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:56,163
OK, a bitch says yes
to going out to dinner...
570
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,456
And then you get
to the restaurant...
571
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,957
she orders
chips and salsa...
572
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,501
and appetizers...
all that shit...
573
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:02,002
Dessert?
574
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,712
And then when
you're driving home...
575
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,756
and you whip it out,
she gets all...
576
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,925
"No means no"
on your ass?
577
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:08,884
You know,
they always do that shit!
578
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,093
What's up
with that shit?
579
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,720
I don't understand
that shit!
580
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:12,804
You know what
you gotta do, man?
581
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,139
You gotta go down
and shit...
582
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:15,224
and you gotta start
wiggling your tongue...
583
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,808
all around and shit,
go down and...
584
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,019
get a look at
a bitch's body!
585
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:23,815
You made my enormous cock
fall off.
586
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,651
I don't know about
you dickweeds...
587
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:28,904
but I gotta go take
a nice long juicy dump.
588
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,740
Wendy, men aren't
that disgusting.
589
00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:36,537
Hoo-wah.
590
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,957
That was one of the 5
great shits of my life.
591
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,250
Mmm.
592
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,170
You know
when you start off...
593
00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:46,213
with that
incredible resistance...
594
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,548
and then, pow!
595
00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:48,590
2 neat little packages...
596
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:49,716
that you barely
have to wipe.
597
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,759
Man, that's beautiful.
598
00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:53,136
Whew! I need a hug.
599
00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:58,016
Man, I made a grande
grumpy the other day.
600
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,643
I didn't know
whether to flush it
601
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,270
or send it to preschool.
602
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:07,234
Huh! Oh! Oh!
603
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:11,113
Uh-oh.
604
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:13,365
OK. Huh.
605
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:18,871
Oh, so that's it. So now I'm the gay guy.
606
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,455
So every timeNI walk into a room...
607
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,707
I'm going to be avoided...
608
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,042
like a Spandau Ballet
tribute album.
609
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:26,545
Man, nobody asked you
to be a homosexual.
610
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,130
You can't complain
about being treated gay...
611
00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:30,007
when you are... gay.
612
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,301
While we're on the subject,
did you, uh...
613
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,052
get your physical results
back yet or...?
614
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:37,181
Positive is good, right? You know what?
615
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:40,767
The only toxic asshole
in this cabin is you.
616
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,564
Wichita, Wichita, Wichita...
617
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,065
why are you hanging out
with us clowns...
618
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:48,233
when you know how badly...
619
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:49,943
Wendy wants to be
your wonderwall?
620
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,528
Are you shittin' me?
621
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,989
Look, I believe in nothin',
she believes in everything.
622
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:57,159
I listen to lggy,
she listens to Barney.
623
00:26:57,242 --> 00:27:00,037
Man, you're doth
protesting way too much.
624
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,164
Just admit
that you want her.
625
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,790
In case
you haven't noticed...
626
00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:06,210
the entire camp is on
quarantine because of you two.
627
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,754
Now, instead of slipping
a frog in her pants...
628
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,548
you should slip her
the old bald ferret, man!
629
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,008
Listen, you Vikings...
630
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:16,845
Wendy's a very young
and inexperienced lady.
631
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:18,597
Now, I don't want
to be the guy...
632
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,682
that steals the cherry
off of her banana split.
633
00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:23,310
Well, you're gonna be
executed at dawn anyways.
634
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,395
You might as well
commit the crime.
635
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,272
Go to her, Wichita.
636
00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:28,815
Make us proud, man.
637
00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:29,858
You guys are
making me blush.
638
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,652
What, me and Wichita?
639
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,695
Don't be ridiculous.
640
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:36,031
He thinks
he's so alternative...
641
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,867
with all his brooding
and his...
642
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,286
I mean, he's hardly
uninteresting, but...
643
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:42,829
Uh-huh.
644
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:45,832
Don't be afraid to get
a little stupid and contagious.
645
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:47,960
What the kids
don't understand...
646
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,878
is that this is
our summer, too.
647
00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:52,673
I mean, we don't have to put
our lives on hold...
648
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,049
to be their butlers.
649
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,259
I just don't understand...
650
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:58,762
this whole actual
sexuality thing.
651
00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:01,723
I mean, how do you go from
just being friends with a guy...
652
00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,267
to wanting to put the thing
he goes to the bathroom with...
653
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,351
in your mouth?
654
00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:10,524
Come on, man. Let's go! Let's go!
655
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:11,984
Did you hear
anything good?
656
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:15,153
Hey, I know about women. I had this baby-sitter...
657
00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:16,572
Wes. Wes.
658
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:18,115
Man, have you ever
had a woman's pussy...
659
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:20,200
wrapped completely
around your head?
660
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:21,869
Uh, no.
661
00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:24,496
What were you,
a butthole baby?
662
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,918
Oh, ho ho. Butthole baby.
663
00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:31,628
Wes, my man, um...
664
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:34,715
if you find yourself ever
turning into one of those...
665
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:36,592
eat some Drano.
666
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,011
It's for the better
of the species.
667
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,180
Now, come on, you guys,
it's late. Get to bed.
668
00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:42,431
If it were up to me,
669
00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:44,516
I'd let you guys
stay up all night.
670
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,560
You kids
ought to do the same.
671
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,316
Hey.
672
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,526
Well, I'll be damned.
673
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,778
Is that coffee? Gimme, gimme, gimme.
674
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,490
So what did you gals
talk about?
675
00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,868
You know, violence
in our schools...
676
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:04,369
the importance
of the right to vote.
677
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:05,871
Yeah, we talked
about sex, too.
678
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,958
Oberon must be
twitching in his sleep.
679
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,085
I had fun tonight.
680
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:15,589
I even got along with Talia
for about 3 minutes.
681
00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:17,925
I don't know why
she hates me so much.
682
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,176
Sure you do.
683
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:24,848
Yeah, I guess I do.
684
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,519
Don't worry about Talia. She's a rock.
685
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,541
Well, Ann Taylor would
have paid a lot more...
686
00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:52,668
but I wouldn't trade this
experience for the world.
687
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,711
I mean, sometimes, I think the first time...
688
00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,046
you really
understand anything...
689
00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:58,257
is when you explain it
to someone younger.
690
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,634
You think I'm a big dork,
don't you?
691
00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:02,427
No. I think
your passion is terrific.
692
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:04,847
Oh, wow, I think your
condescension's even better.
693
00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:10,310
I don't know. It's like
between family, friends...
694
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,354
PlayStations,
and internets...
695
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:15,107
it's possible for a person
to go their whole lives...
696
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,067
without ever
listening to their soul.
697
00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:20,487
Now who's the dork?
698
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:24,241
Wow, this is a really
great conversation.
699
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,704
I can't believeNI just said that out loud.
700
00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:33,458
You know, this reminds me
of the time...
701
00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:35,419
when, uh, we were just
talking about something...
702
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,296
and all of sudden
started to kiss.
703
00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,268
Isn't God great?
704
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:54,021
The way he just brought us
together like this?
705
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:56,523
Weren't we just
making out or...
706
00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:58,442
That was nice.
707
00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:02,404
Is that all
you can think about?
708
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,655
Wendy.
709
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:07,117
Wichita.
710
00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:09,828
Don't you get it?
711
00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:12,289
We're responsible
for our own evolution.
712
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,624
We can affect change.
713
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:14,833
The work booklet says...
714
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:17,586
Hush. Nobody changes
at summer camp.
715
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,379
They merely find out
who they are...
716
00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:20,547
and become it more.
717
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,760
Oh, we can't be friends
if we disagree?
718
00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,178
I don't know.
719
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,638
That word of yours...
720
00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:29,306
is really
starting to piss me off.
721
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,850
"I don't know."NWhat do you know?
722
00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,562
I know that I can't go
another summer where...
723
00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:41,401
I almost did something
or almost met a boy.
724
00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:43,403
What do you know,
smarty-pants?
725
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,877
Boys and girls...
726
00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:01,839
Well, I'm not against
a little camp romance...
727
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:07,052
but these little rapists
and their whores...
728
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,473
Anarchy.
729
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:25,195
Rise and shine,
campers and counsellors!
730
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:28,782
Today, unenthusiasm
is not an option!
731
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,910
Mess hall, 9 minutes!
732
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,912
Please?
733
00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:35,205
Good grief.
734
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,792
With one lightning bolt, God had completely ruined...
735
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:41,670
my first significant
sexual experience.
736
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:42,921
Here you go.
737
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:44,715
It was hard
not to take it personally.
738
00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:48,177
There was only one thing
for me to do.
739
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:49,761
Suppress
all my budding desires...
740
00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:53,140
and throw myself into my work
and Oberon's work.
741
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:55,976
Hey, campers!
742
00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:58,854
I want a nice
morning yee-hee-di-ho!
743
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,443
Camp went back
to being camp.
744
00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,612
You know,
appreciating nature and all.
745
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:08,530
Why do you think
you human dingleberries...
746
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,199
came to camp
in the first place?
747
00:33:10,282 --> 00:33:12,159
To go for it!
748
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:13,785
To just do it!
749
00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:17,706
To clench your fist,
raise back your arm...
750
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,542
and shout, "Yes!"
751
00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,127
Are you gonna win today?
752
00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:23,712
Yes!
753
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:24,755
What are you gonna do?
754
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:25,797
Win!
755
00:33:25,881 --> 00:33:26,965
I can't hear you!
756
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,008
Win!
757
00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:29,259
That's right!
758
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:32,095
All right, get your
potato sacks bouncing!
759
00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:35,140
Bounce! Bounce! And go! Go!
760
00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:36,225
Yeah!
761
00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,189
Come on, pull!
762
00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,816
One small sexual trauma...
763
00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:46,276
and Wendy had
completely retreated...
764
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,654
back into the world
of Colour War fun.
765
00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:50,822
Wichita was not
a happy counsellor.
766
00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:52,157
Now!
767
00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:57,788
With our camp couple
in turmoil,
768
00:33:57,871 --> 00:34:01,917
we loyal cabin mates swooped in
to lend a helping hand.
769
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,253
No, it's not
from Wendy.
770
00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:05,712
Too bad for me, huh?
771
00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:08,006
What, you got a secret
admirer or some shit?
772
00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:09,675
Not so secret anymore.
773
00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:12,344
None other thanNSheila the Sleepwalker.
774
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,012
That's cute.
775
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:17,266
Yeah. I just wish it was
somebody older and maler...
776
00:34:17,349 --> 00:34:18,308
like you.
777
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:19,810
Thought I wasn't your type.
778
00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:22,479
Wich-i-ta, you're
everybody's type.
779
00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:24,690
But that's OK, I get my occasional crushes.
780
00:34:24,773 --> 00:34:25,774
Good night, dude.
781
00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:28,235
Good night, Wich-i-ta.
782
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:33,198
Rejection.
783
00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:43,792
You're only doing this
for shock value.
784
00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,919
I'm not shocked.
785
00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:48,714
Are you mad at me for giving
the cabin girls new hairdos?
786
00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:52,384
Or teaching the girls how
to activate their clitoris?
787
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,261
What?!
788
00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:57,472
Are you still miserably pining
for Wichita's lightning rod?
789
00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:02,311
Are you a lesbian or... What are you, Pixel?
790
00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:05,731
I didn't realizeNI had to declare a major.
791
00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:08,609
Why do you even like me?
792
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,612
I don't know. Because
you remind me of when I was...
793
00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:15,782
I guess I was never
really like you.
794
00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:19,786
You know, so cute
and so questioning...
795
00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:21,038
and so adorably...
796
00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:23,248
I'm not some
naive little twerp!
797
00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:24,917
Uh-huh.
798
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,251
One time my little brother
ate a magnetic puzzle piece...
799
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:27,419
and we had to go through
his poop for a week.
800
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:28,670
It was really disgusting...
801
00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:29,796
'cause it was
all mushy and everything.
802
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,799
On that note,
my morning swim.
803
00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:34,635
Speaking of eating,
my favourite food's Chinese.
804
00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:38,180
Bleeding Dove
had hit the halfway mark.
805
00:35:38,263 --> 00:35:40,349
The silly little songs
and the silly little rules...
806
00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:42,017
had lost their magic.
807
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,269
With my shell-shocked director
still an unblinking...
808
00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,730
unmoving, unspeaking blob
on the office cot...
809
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:49,358
it was up to me
to bring camp back to life!
810
00:35:50,609 --> 00:35:52,903
But my heart
was someplace else.
811
00:35:58,367 --> 00:35:59,952
That was a bummer, Quentin...
812
00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:02,162
your parents not coming
to Parents Day.
813
00:36:02,246 --> 00:36:03,455
You all right?
814
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:04,873
Yeah, I'm fine.
815
00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:06,667
My dad's back
had a relapse again.
816
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,418
- Yeah. - I'll see you, man.
817
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:13,924
Hey, Wes, that really
sucked what you just did.
818
00:36:14,007 --> 00:36:15,592
Thanks, man.
819
00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:16,718
Now, lookee here, um...
820
00:36:16,802 --> 00:36:18,720
I left something
down by the lake.
821
00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:19,888
You think you can
go get it for me?
822
00:36:19,972 --> 00:36:20,973
What is it?
823
00:36:21,056 --> 00:36:23,058
You'll know it
when you see it.
824
00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:25,435
Sure, Wichita. Whatever you say, man.
825
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,311
Isn't fun great?
826
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:09,730
Boy, oh, boy and girl,
oh, girl!
827
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,899
Looks like I'm gonna have to
take out my secret weapon!
828
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,359
2 words that are gonna
change your summer!
829
00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:17,404
Please don't let one of
those words be "Scavengers."
830
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:19,281
Scavenger hunt!
831
00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:20,407
Is it getting a little bit
awesome in here...
832
00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:21,491
or is it just me?
833
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:23,327
Everybody,
look under your chairs!
834
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,370
Oh, no, under the seats.
835
00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:26,705
Whoo, what do
we have here?
836
00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:29,458
Oh! A scavenger hunt!
837
00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:47,768
From a 5-point pine cone
to a 50-point dead blue jay,
838
00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,853
you can help your colour out
more than ever today!
839
00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:52,606
Nothing can stop us
from scavenger fun!
840
00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:14,503
All right, roll this down!
841
00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,215
OK, grab that blind!
842
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:23,804
Hold it together.
843
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,138
I got you, buddy. I got you.
844
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:35,190
Hurricane Skippy has arrived
without warning...
845
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:37,276
tearing across
the Carolina coast.
846
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:39,862
Repeat...
do not venture outside.
847
00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:41,947
But for now
let's mellow out...
848
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:44,950
with the winner of
our summer love song poll.
849
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,661
Oh, shit.
850
00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,582
Hurricane Skippy?
851
00:38:51,665 --> 00:38:53,292
Darn it, campers!
852
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,711
I really think you should
pick up these scavenger sheets!
853
00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,504
This storm is gonna
blow over and then...
854
00:38:57,588 --> 00:39:00,424
Oh! I've got an idea!
855
00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:01,842
How about a game ofNDuck, Duck, Goose...
856
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:04,469
to take our minds off... Or, ooh, Marco Polo!
857
00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:05,512
Marco!
858
00:39:05,596 --> 00:39:07,598
Man, that girl
is losing it.
859
00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:08,640
It's about time.
860
00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:09,892
Marco!
861
00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:13,395
Hey...
isn't fun great?
862
00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:18,692
Amber!
863
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:21,528
10, 9, 8... Come back here, whore!
864
00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:32,623
That's it! Come on, boys! You can do it!
865
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,417
Ohh, that's sexy!
866
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:37,503
Ohh.
867
00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:40,047
- 2 words! - 2 words.
868
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,548
First word. Sounds like...
869
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:44,259
- Movies! - Movies!
870
00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:45,511
Show me
some characters.
871
00:39:45,594 --> 00:39:46,762
- 2 words. - 2 words.
872
00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:48,555
Sounds like...
873
00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:51,433
Back to work, bitches!
874
00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:52,601
Grrr!
875
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,031
What is it now?
876
00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:08,116
I mean,
what did I do this time?
877
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,618
Just wondered
if you've seen this.
878
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:16,041
How about that?
879
00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,251
You're nifty, Donald.
880
00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:20,879
Oh, uh, you're...
you're nifty, too.
881
00:40:20,963 --> 00:40:24,675
Well, I saw you chatting upNTalia this morning.
882
00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:25,759
You should make your move.
883
00:40:25,884 --> 00:40:27,761
Pfft. No, she...
884
00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:31,682
She's... she is great,
but, um...
885
00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:34,810
the person that l... I
really care about...
886
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:36,353
You should make your move.
887
00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:39,273
So, what's the deal
with you and Talia?
888
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,440
I don't know.
889
00:40:40,524 --> 00:40:42,484
That could be
interesting.
890
00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:43,819
No. I don't know.
891
00:40:43,944 --> 00:40:45,529
Come on. Knowing's
everything, son. Get up!
892
00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:47,948
Come on. Come on. Tuck your shirt in.
893
00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:49,867
Whoo! Ltchy?
894
00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:50,993
- Posture. - Posture.
895
00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:52,870
Yeah. Let her know
your goofy act
896
00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:54,872
is just something you do
for the kids, you know?
897
00:40:54,955 --> 00:40:56,290
What? It is?
898
00:40:56,373 --> 00:40:58,584
Yeah, it is. Yeah. You're a mysterious...
899
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,252
You have this
mysterious life...
900
00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:01,712
that you don't
give a fuck whether...
901
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,297
she's a part of or not. You know what I mean?
902
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:04,840
I don't give a fuck.
903
00:41:04,923 --> 00:41:06,091
I don't give a fuck
whether she's a part of it.
904
00:41:06,175 --> 00:41:07,551
- Exactly. - All right.
905
00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:11,263
Also... Talia has this
obsession with India.
906
00:41:11,346 --> 00:41:12,931
India? The country?
907
00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:14,683
I shouldn't say this,
she's my best friend...
908
00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:17,477
but India? India? Pussy.
909
00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:19,104
Oh. Pussy for you.
910
00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:22,691
OK. Pussy for me. Posture. India.
911
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:23,734
Yes, sir.
912
00:41:23,817 --> 00:41:25,027
- Ass. Ass! - Ass. Ass!
913
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,486
- Tiger! - What a cute ass it is!
914
00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:27,696
- Pussy! - You're there.
915
00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:28,864
Ass, tiger, pussy!
916
00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:29,907
Yeah! You're in!
917
00:41:29,990 --> 00:41:31,116
Ass, tiger, pussy. We got it.
918
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,367
You're in!
919
00:41:32,451 --> 00:41:34,244
Ohh.
920
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,084
Smoking's cool.
921
00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:42,711
Yes, it is.
922
00:41:42,794 --> 00:41:44,254
Can I have a drag?
923
00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,923
You're not pregnant,
are you?
924
00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:52,763
Man! Red team rules!
925
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,348
- Red! Red! - Red! Red!
926
00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:56,600
- Come on, yeah! - Red! Red!
927
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,060
Yeah, that's the spirit!
928
00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,772
Red. Red. Red. Red.
929
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:02,898
Oh!
930
00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:08,028
What could you
possibly want?
931
00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:11,990
Well, I think we kind of
got off to a bad start.
932
00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:13,784
There's a lot about me
you don't know.
933
00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:17,412
I wish I knew less.
934
00:42:17,496 --> 00:42:20,332
If you weren't
such a pig...
935
00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:22,751
Well, I can be
a good pig.
936
00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:26,088
Charlotte's Web. Babe.
937
00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:29,132
Good pig.
938
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,762
Prove it.
939
00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:36,181
Excuse me, Jasper,
940
00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:37,850
but some of
the other counsellors
941
00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:39,184
are getting back rubs.
942
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:41,645
I was just wondering...
did you want one?
943
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:47,025
No. Uh, no, I'm OK.
944
00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:55,450
What are you doing? This is not funny!
945
00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:58,078
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
946
00:42:58,203 --> 00:42:59,371
Where am I?
947
00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:03,333
Told you it'd be easy.
948
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:04,835
I'll tell Wichita. Who wants to tell Wendy?
949
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,086
Wendy, Wendy.
950
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:08,297
Todd went out
into the hurricane.
951
00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,382
He said he went
to your cabin.
952
00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:12,759
Lately, he's been
really depressed.
953
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:16,471
I have a feeling something
bad is going to happen.
954
00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,681
The plan was in motion.
955
00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,474
Wendy and Wichita
bravely set out
956
00:43:19,558 --> 00:43:21,351
to saveNDon't-Touch-Me Todd.
957
00:43:21,435 --> 00:43:22,728
They would be
thrown together.
958
00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:24,980
They would rekindle
their romance.
959
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:28,483
Camp would go back
to being fun. Right?
960
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,824
I'm only doing this
for warmth.
961
00:43:35,908 --> 00:43:37,534
Oh, yeah, me, too.
962
00:43:39,036 --> 00:43:40,829
Well, why do I have
the feeling that, uh,
963
00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:42,039
Todd's not even in here?
964
00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:44,666
Let me out of here!
965
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,711
The romance
remained unkindled.
966
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,588
The plan was failing.
967
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:51,715
Until he saw it...
968
00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:53,133
the picture.
969
00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:56,386
Young Wendy and family
in front...
970
00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:58,889
and standing in the back...
971
00:44:00,432 --> 00:44:01,683
destiny.
972
00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:03,519
When were you
at Mount Rushmore?
973
00:44:03,602 --> 00:44:06,271
Mmm, about 10 years ago.
974
00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:07,814
Why?
975
00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:09,733
Don't look at those!
976
00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:10,776
No. Get back.
977
00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:12,569
- Wichita... - Stop.
978
00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:15,656
Wichita!
979
00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:18,992
Look!
980
00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:21,954
We're in the eye
of the hurricane!
981
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:32,172
Whoa.
982
00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:36,051
Check it out, man.
983
00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:38,929
That is amazing.
984
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:42,683
Come here, guys. Don't get too far away.
985
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:45,143
Wendy, we should probably
get everybody back...
986
00:44:45,269 --> 00:44:46,520
'cause I'm not sure
how long...
987
00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:47,938
these eye of
the hurricanes last.
988
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:49,481
You got to admit it, Wichita...
989
00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:51,692
this is a bad day
to be an atheist.
990
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:55,696
Look at the sky, the air.
991
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:57,072
The things we do...
992
00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:58,907
we might not change
the world right away,
993
00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:01,285
but if we keep working
to be good to each other...
994
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:04,288
this world will be a perfect
place by the year 3000.
995
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,123
You know, this eye
of the hurricane
996
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,667
has unleashed something
special in all of us.
997
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,919
Now, if you want
my opinion...
998
00:45:11,003 --> 00:45:12,754
Yes!
999
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,217
You better make that
the year 4000.
1000
00:45:17,342 --> 00:45:19,511
OK. Year 4000.
1001
00:45:19,595 --> 00:45:22,264
I got stung by a bee.
1002
00:45:22,347 --> 00:45:24,266
Oh, that's terrible.
1003
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:25,642
I know how
you must feel.
1004
00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,144
No, you don't!
1005
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,314
He's right.
1006
00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:34,735
My God, I have absolutely
no idea what he feels like.
1007
00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:40,407
Donald...
1008
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,286
feel this air.
1009
00:45:44,369 --> 00:45:46,079
It's doing
something to me.
1010
00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:47,789
It's alive.
1011
00:45:47,873 --> 00:45:50,125
Yeah. Oh, alive.
1012
00:45:50,209 --> 00:45:51,376
It is.
1013
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:56,173
But you know, uh,
all in all...
1014
00:45:56,256 --> 00:46:00,093
I'd kind of rather be
in India.
1015
00:46:00,177 --> 00:46:02,846
Yeah, India.
1016
00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:06,016
I don't know what it is. I love India. It's...
1017
00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:08,477
The food and... and...
1018
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,522
I just find their culture
to be so...
1019
00:46:11,605 --> 00:46:13,065
Indian.
1020
00:46:13,148 --> 00:46:14,107
Oh.
1021
00:46:14,191 --> 00:46:15,359
Yeah, I know.
1022
00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:16,818
Daffy...
1023
00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:19,488
you're making your
big move, aren't you?
1024
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:22,950
And you've been
coached by the best...
1025
00:46:23,033 --> 00:46:24,952
I mean, of course.
1026
00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:26,787
Why not pair off
the two geeks?
1027
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:28,830
How convenient
for everyone?
1028
00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:30,666
You know what? Fuck this!
1029
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,960
All of you
can go to hell!
1030
00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:40,425
All this time,
talking down to the kids.
1031
00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:42,177
No more.
1032
00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:44,805
No more distance
between me and the campers.
1033
00:46:44,930 --> 00:46:48,350
Between me and the pain. Yes.
1034
00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:51,645
Oh, that's not good.
1035
00:46:58,277 --> 00:47:00,112
You have to be hurt
in order to heal.
1036
00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:01,446
Today is the first day
1037
00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:03,740
I can truly
call myself counsellor.
1038
00:47:06,201 --> 00:47:07,160
Talia, don't go.
1039
00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:09,788
What? What is it?
1040
00:47:09,872 --> 00:47:11,081
Everything.
1041
00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:19,673
Camp Bleeding Dove
had come back from the dead.
1042
00:47:19,756 --> 00:47:23,260
Alive and wicked,
the way Wichita liked it.
1043
00:47:23,343 --> 00:47:25,345
Soon he'd take us
to the next level...
1044
00:47:25,429 --> 00:47:27,764
but, for now, Wichita
had to settle things down...
1045
00:47:27,848 --> 00:47:29,433
the quickest way possible...
1046
00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:31,852
getting Epileptic Eve
to fake an attack.
1047
00:47:38,734 --> 00:47:39,902
Coming through!
1048
00:47:39,985 --> 00:47:41,069
Eve! Angel!
1049
00:47:42,654 --> 00:47:46,575
I forgot to remember thatNI'm allergic to bee stings.
1050
00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:56,710
Eve, get up!
1051
00:47:57,211 --> 00:47:58,128
Well, folks...
1052
00:47:58,212 --> 00:47:59,755
it looks like the hurricane
is moving out...
1053
00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:02,007
and I can think of no better way
to celebrate...
1054
00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:05,093
than with our most-requested
ode to summer love.
1055
00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,767
Um...
1056
00:48:14,102 --> 00:48:18,232
you might want
to take a couple.
1057
00:48:19,316 --> 00:48:20,484
I'm sorry.
1058
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,778
I'm really awful
at this job...
1059
00:48:22,861 --> 00:48:25,155
and you should be
with someone who...
1060
00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:28,909
What am I supposed to...
1061
00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:33,288
I think that
you're supposed to say...
1062
00:48:33,372 --> 00:48:36,792
that this is
a very special moment...
1063
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:39,086
in a young woman's life.
1064
00:48:40,796 --> 00:48:42,422
Hayley...
1065
00:48:43,715 --> 00:48:45,926
behind every great woman...
1066
00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:50,138
is a great embarrassing
first menstruation story.
1067
00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:51,974
I hope so.
1068
00:48:54,268 --> 00:48:55,686
That wasn't a period.
1069
00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:58,063
That was an
exclamation point.
1070
00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,700
Howdy, pouty!
1071
00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:11,243
Did you get
my cough drops?
1072
00:49:13,203 --> 00:49:14,204
Wes.
1073
00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:19,501
Listen, man, if you want to
talk to me about anything...
1074
00:49:19,585 --> 00:49:20,752
I was pretty confident...
1075
00:49:20,836 --> 00:49:22,421
that I was gonna
blow it with Talia...
1076
00:49:22,504 --> 00:49:25,883
but, uh, I must sayNI really outdid myself.
1077
00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:27,426
Well, she's just
still pissed off at me...
1078
00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:28,886
and took it out on you.
1079
00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:30,679
Besides, we're out in
the middle of the woods.
1080
00:49:30,762 --> 00:49:32,222
It'd be different...
1081
00:49:32,306 --> 00:49:33,599
if we were at a club
or a dance or something.
1082
00:49:36,185 --> 00:49:38,187
Check this out. Say you're at a dance.
1083
00:49:38,270 --> 00:49:40,022
The moment you start
to think that a girl's...
1084
00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:41,440
even remotely
interested in you...
1085
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:42,608
you gotta get out of there.
1086
00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:43,859
I don't know. Go get a drink...
1087
00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:45,485
or mack on some chick
or something...
1088
00:49:45,569 --> 00:49:47,321
and then when she starts
fidgeting, you know...
1089
00:49:47,404 --> 00:49:48,697
thinkin' "Oh, maybe he's
not gonna come back..."
1090
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:50,449
that's when you gotta
stroll up behind her...
1091
00:49:50,532 --> 00:49:52,117
and just graze
the back of her neck.
1092
00:49:52,201 --> 00:49:54,703
Oh, yeah. That ought to...
1093
00:49:54,786 --> 00:49:56,788
I can't do
that kind of stuff.
1094
00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:59,708
I don't know. The thing with this Talia...
1095
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:02,544
Oh, the girl thatNI really care about...
1096
00:50:02,628 --> 00:50:05,005
I can't keep
this in anymore, man.
1097
00:50:06,298 --> 00:50:09,009
There's a picture
on Wendy's wall.
1098
00:50:09,092 --> 00:50:10,677
She must have been,
like, 10...
1099
00:50:10,761 --> 00:50:13,138
it's like a familyNMount Rushmore trip...
1100
00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:16,099
and I'm in the picture. In the picture!
1101
00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:17,643
I mean, what are
the fucking odds?
1102
00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:22,064
Yeah, that's...
that's weird. Wow.
1103
00:50:22,147 --> 00:50:23,649
I don't know, man.
1104
00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:25,692
I think I'm starting
to believe in God.
1105
00:50:25,776 --> 00:50:28,487
And the thing is, I think I like the guy.
1106
00:50:28,570 --> 00:50:30,113
I gotta tell her, right?
1107
00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:32,157
Huh? Yeah.
1108
00:50:32,241 --> 00:50:34,159
Oh, you should
go to her. Yeah.
1109
00:50:34,243 --> 00:50:36,495
- Thank you. - Uh-huh.
1110
00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:41,667
Say hi for me.
1111
00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,849
I Gotta get up. There's still more to do.
1112
00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:58,809
Whoa, horsey.
1113
00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:02,688
That boy hatesNAsian people.
1114
00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,606
That girl thinks
she gave her mom cancer...
1115
00:51:04,690 --> 00:51:06,233
by dropping a plate
on her hand.
1116
00:51:06,316 --> 00:51:08,735
Her daddy touches her
too much.
1117
00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:10,320
His daddy touches him
too little.
1118
00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:12,739
You know, um,
call me a lunatic...
1119
00:51:12,823 --> 00:51:14,867
but I think you're
seriously wonderful.
1120
00:51:17,035 --> 00:51:18,787
Hey, maybe you should go.
1121
00:51:18,871 --> 00:51:21,081
I'm having a bad head day.
1122
00:51:21,164 --> 00:51:22,875
Don't look at me.
1123
00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:24,418
Isn't this the moment
where one of us...
1124
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:26,670
says something seriously
offensive to the other one?
1125
00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:28,797
But, hell, why should we let
our actual personalities...
1126
00:51:28,881 --> 00:51:30,757
get in the way of us
falling in love?
1127
00:51:30,841 --> 00:51:31,925
Exactly.
1128
00:51:34,052 --> 00:51:36,513
You know,
you'd be proud of me.
1129
00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:40,726
I guess I'm kind of losing
the suit of armour.
1130
00:51:42,227 --> 00:51:43,645
A little bit.
1131
00:51:43,729 --> 00:51:45,230
Well, you'd be
proud of me, too.
1132
00:51:45,314 --> 00:51:46,523
I'm dropping
this whole...
1133
00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,526
Snow White and
the 70 dwarves act.
1134
00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:50,569
Not all of it.
1135
00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:51,820
Of course.
1136
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:57,117
You know, I was thinking. If we could...
1137
00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:58,827
I love you.
1138
00:52:00,662 --> 00:52:03,165
Don't sayNI love you, too.
1139
00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:05,000
I hate that.
1140
00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:06,793
"I love you, too."
1141
00:52:06,877 --> 00:52:09,588
I know what you mean,
but you gotta admit...
1142
00:52:09,671 --> 00:52:11,340
it puts me
in an awkward position.
1143
00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:13,509
Well, that's OK.
1144
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:15,552
You don't have to
tell me that you...
1145
00:52:22,476 --> 00:52:24,019
God, you're beautiful.
1146
00:52:27,272 --> 00:52:28,273
Quiet!
1147
00:52:33,403 --> 00:52:34,696
Maybe I should go.
1148
00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:36,365
You know, You probably
need your rest.
1149
00:52:36,448 --> 00:52:37,449
Probably.
1150
00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:42,871
Hey, Donald.
1151
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:47,626
Is, uh, Wichita here?
1152
00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:49,670
Oh, he just left, buddy.
1153
00:52:51,129 --> 00:52:52,756
Well, can I help you
with something?
1154
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,092
L... I got this note
from this girl.
1155
00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:56,260
She wants to meet
by the lake tonight...
1156
00:52:56,385 --> 00:52:57,469
Let me see that.
1157
00:53:02,099 --> 00:53:03,517
Sit down.
1158
00:53:07,813 --> 00:53:10,941
Camp Eberhardt. Anne Wilson.
1159
00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:15,362
Lovely, lovelyNAnne Wilson.
1160
00:53:15,445 --> 00:53:17,281
Anne Wilson
was the only camper...
1161
00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:19,116
who had a lifeguard
certificate...
1162
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:20,701
so she was the only one
allowed to take...
1163
00:53:20,784 --> 00:53:22,953
the canoes out without
any supervision, right?
1164
00:53:23,036 --> 00:53:24,872
And she asked me once
if I wanted to go...
1165
00:53:24,955 --> 00:53:28,166
for a little post-bonfire
spin around the lake.
1166
00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:29,626
You know, a little, um...
1167
00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:32,671
And I said no.
1168
00:53:35,007 --> 00:53:36,675
I said no.
1169
00:53:37,968 --> 00:53:41,221
I was young, I was nervous.
1170
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,849
I didn't really
like canoes.
1171
00:53:43,932 --> 00:53:47,352
I said no. And if I would've gone...
1172
00:53:47,436 --> 00:53:48,854
on that canoe
with that girl...
1173
00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:50,898
I'd be a completely
different person.
1174
00:53:50,981 --> 00:53:52,191
I know it!
1175
00:53:52,274 --> 00:53:57,279
I'd be happy and
successful and assertive!
1176
00:53:57,362 --> 00:53:59,198
Wichita.
1177
00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:03,368
That's... I would be... I would be Wichita.
1178
00:54:06,121 --> 00:54:07,581
See, you think
you're a kid.
1179
00:54:07,664 --> 00:54:08,832
You think you're young...
1180
00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:10,250
and your decisions
don't matter now...
1181
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,836
but they do. They do. They all do.
1182
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,171
- OK! OK! - Trust me.
1183
00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:16,465
You gotta go. You don't
want to be like me.
1184
00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:18,300
Just go. Take this and go.
1185
00:54:18,383 --> 00:54:20,344
OK. I'll go
to the dumb lake.
1186
00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,346
Did you ever
suspect it was me?
1187
00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:24,431
No, not really.
1188
00:54:25,724 --> 00:54:28,185
Oh, they're so cute.
1189
00:54:31,063 --> 00:54:33,232
God, was I ever
that young?
1190
00:54:33,315 --> 00:54:34,399
Mmm.
1191
00:54:37,736 --> 00:54:40,030
I've... I've never had
a girlfriend before.
1192
00:54:40,113 --> 00:54:41,281
Really?
1193
00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:47,704
I've had dreams
about losing my virginity...
1194
00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:49,456
but never like this.
1195
00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:52,334
What do you mean?
1196
00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:55,170
Well, for one thing, I wasn't a mutant...
1197
00:54:55,254 --> 00:54:56,755
and for another...
1198
00:54:58,048 --> 00:54:59,883
What are you thinking?
1199
00:55:02,427 --> 00:55:05,681
I'm thinking that I'm glad
that I broke up with...
1200
00:55:05,764 --> 00:55:07,808
everyone I ever
went out with.
1201
00:55:09,726 --> 00:55:12,187
That swelling's
gonna go down, right?
1202
00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:18,652
Are people allowed to do it
more than once a night?
1203
00:55:21,864 --> 00:55:24,491
It's, uh, yeah,
it's been known to happen.
1204
00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:41,675
Kumbaya, my lord.
1205
00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:44,219
Kumbaya.
1206
00:55:44,303 --> 00:55:49,683
Hello there, Wendy. I didn't hear you walk in.
1207
00:55:49,766 --> 00:55:51,768
What's that?
1208
00:55:51,852 --> 00:55:56,732
You, uh, you look
beautiful as always.
1209
00:55:56,815 --> 00:56:00,319
You what? If you... If you insist. I...
1210
00:56:00,402 --> 00:56:01,778
I sort of thought...
1211
00:56:01,862 --> 00:56:05,949
sort of thought
you'd be with Wichita.
1212
00:56:06,033 --> 00:56:09,870
Well, yeah, I guessNI'm kind of attracted to you.
1213
00:56:09,953 --> 00:56:13,665
I mean... You... you what?
1214
00:56:13,749 --> 00:56:16,293
You want to take off
all my clothes?
1215
00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:18,504
And do what?
1216
00:56:20,589 --> 00:56:23,800
Oh! That's...
that's very naughty.
1217
00:56:23,884 --> 00:56:24,676
That's very naughty...
1218
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,803
but, uh, I mean...
1219
00:56:26,887 --> 00:56:28,680
you know,
if somebody walks in...
1220
00:56:28,764 --> 00:56:31,308
that... that
wouldn't be good.
1221
00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:33,727
You don't care about that? Oh, well.
1222
00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:38,023
Well, I guess
if you don't care...
1223
00:56:38,106 --> 00:56:40,359
now's as good
a time as any.
1224
00:56:40,442 --> 00:56:41,693
Just, uh...
1225
00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:45,072
Where is it?
1226
00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:52,663
Fuck!
1227
00:57:08,053 --> 00:57:09,513
Ohh!
1228
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,098
Ohh!
1229
00:57:11,181 --> 00:57:14,685
Whoa. I don't see why
people protest pornography.
1230
00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:17,062
They must not have
seen this issue.
1231
00:57:17,145 --> 00:57:19,398
I'm in love with love.
1232
00:57:21,316 --> 00:57:24,695
Bad Boy Billy,
communion eater, frog killer...
1233
00:57:24,778 --> 00:57:26,029
porno fan.
1234
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:29,825
It's called a pink waffle.
1235
00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:31,159
Perhaps before your time.
1236
00:57:31,243 --> 00:57:32,744
Brillo pad scraped
against the skin...
1237
00:57:32,828 --> 00:57:36,373
popping out from a
pressed-down tennis racquet.
1238
00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:37,541
OK. That's enough!
1239
00:57:39,751 --> 00:57:42,004
No. I'm just kidding. More.
1240
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,592
Sadist!
1241
00:57:46,675 --> 00:57:48,760
I can't believeNI thought you'd change.
1242
00:57:48,844 --> 00:57:50,012
This is your idea
of discipline?
1243
00:57:50,095 --> 00:57:51,305
You're a monster!
1244
00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:52,973
That kid is gonna be
traumatized...
1245
00:57:53,056 --> 00:57:54,224
For about 3 days!
1246
00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:55,976
I'm a monster,
he's a monster.
1247
00:57:56,059 --> 00:57:57,311
Actually,
we're both just guys.
1248
00:57:57,394 --> 00:57:59,438
I don't expect you
to understand.
1249
00:58:00,856 --> 00:58:03,901
Keep talking. You're so eloquent.
1250
00:58:03,984 --> 00:58:06,195
Why are you, uh...
1251
00:58:06,278 --> 00:58:08,739
Mmm, don't... don't stop.
1252
00:58:08,822 --> 00:58:10,365
Why?
1253
00:58:10,449 --> 00:58:11,825
Why?
1254
00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:14,494
If I asked those questions, I'd never make love.
1255
00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:15,746
"Love."
1256
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:19,708
Unh! Damn you! Damn this! Unh!
1257
00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:20,876
Ugh!
1258
00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:26,507
Oh, hurt me bad!
1259
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,425
Ooh. Looks like
we've got ourselves
1260
00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:29,593
another intercourse.
1261
00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:31,887
Pixel and Adam
sitting in a tree...
1262
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:34,056
f-u-c-k-i-n...
1263
00:58:34,139 --> 00:58:35,474
No way!
1264
00:58:35,557 --> 00:58:38,101
Let me see. Let me see.
1265
00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:41,313
Hey, Let some impressionable
minds have a turn.
1266
00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:43,941
Whoa. 20 points
for the red team.
1267
00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:45,526
Let's go back
to Wendy and Wichita.
1268
00:58:45,609 --> 00:58:48,278
Oh, hey, um, do we have
a lock on Jasper yet?
1269
00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:51,532
God, he's just
so lovely.
1270
00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:52,991
I know.
1271
00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:57,871
L... I mean he's a really
great counsellor.
1272
00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:01,041
Busted.
1273
00:59:01,124 --> 00:59:03,460
Yeah, that's right. You'd better run.
1274
00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:05,295
What are you
going to do about it?
1275
00:59:05,379 --> 00:59:07,297
Ooh.
1276
00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:09,466
My girl's
getting tough, huh?
1277
00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:10,634
Oberon's office.
1278
00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:11,969
What were you
doing in here?
1279
00:59:12,094 --> 00:59:13,095
Nothing.
1280
00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:14,429
Let me see. Come on.
1281
00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:17,099
Talia, you don't want
to look in there.
1282
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,811
Is that Wendy and...
1283
00:59:23,313 --> 00:59:24,314
Oh.
1284
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:33,615
You really liked Wichita,
didn't you?
1285
00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:37,035
I don't understand.
1286
00:59:39,538 --> 00:59:41,456
I don't understand
why I'm not...
1287
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:45,377
more angry
or depressed or...
1288
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:46,628
Hey...
1289
00:59:47,796 --> 00:59:48,881
how you feeling?
1290
00:59:48,964 --> 00:59:51,008
Why are you
so nice to me?
1291
00:59:51,091 --> 00:59:52,843
Why am I so...
1292
00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,553
That's a new one.
1293
00:59:55,888 --> 00:59:57,848
The way I figure it...
1294
00:59:57,931 --> 01:00:01,143
if I can get through
to just one camper...
1295
01:00:01,226 --> 01:00:03,520
then I'm still a pretty
incompetent counsellor.
1296
01:00:06,648 --> 01:00:08,567
Hey, where isNBig Chief Oberon?
1297
01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:17,784
Oberon had snapped out of
his lightning-induced daze.
1298
01:00:17,868 --> 01:00:21,038
He took to the forest
like a mad exiled king.
1299
01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:23,248
His camp had been
completely taken over...
1300
01:00:23,332 --> 01:00:26,668
by a strange, almost
supernatural force.
1301
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:30,214
Needless to say,
that was sex.
1302
01:00:31,632 --> 01:00:33,550
Don't worry.
1303
01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:35,511
Only 4 of us
were having it.
1304
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:40,349
But even those not
performing the actual act...
1305
01:00:40,432 --> 01:00:43,352
found themselves caught
in the thrall of it all.
1306
01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:46,104
Sex, sex, sex.
1307
01:00:46,188 --> 01:00:48,899
Thinking about sex,
talking about sex.
1308
01:00:48,982 --> 01:00:51,276
Learning Pixel's lesson
of how salty pancake batter...
1309
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,945
tastes just like
what comes out of...
1310
01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:55,197
Things were getting wild.
1311
01:01:09,628 --> 01:01:12,631
Let me see! Wait!
1312
01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:31,316
Oh, Jasper.
1313
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,734
Jasper.
1314
01:01:32,818 --> 01:01:34,319
Jasper.
1315
01:01:34,403 --> 01:01:35,988
Jasper.
1316
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:37,948
Jasper.
1317
01:01:38,031 --> 01:01:39,658
Jasper.
1318
01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:41,243
Jasper.
1319
01:01:41,326 --> 01:01:43,662
OK, this sex thing
was getting way out of hand.
1320
01:01:43,745 --> 01:01:45,706
Everyone was having
too much fun without me.
1321
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,541
After retrieving
my nose ring...
1322
01:01:47,624 --> 01:01:49,793
from Sheila the Sleepwalker's
love ritual...
1323
01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:52,713
it was finally time
to take my shot.
1324
01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:55,716
Oh, my God. Look atNJerry Rice over there.
1325
01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:57,801
You're a little harsh
on Todd.
1326
01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:58,969
Oh, fuck you.
1327
01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:00,429
You got to give me Todd.
1328
01:02:00,512 --> 01:02:02,514
He's probably
the most invincible loser...
1329
01:02:02,598 --> 01:02:03,891
I've ever come across.
1330
01:02:03,974 --> 01:02:05,767
OK, stop. You know what?
1331
01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:07,936
I'm going to put my mouth
where my mouth is.
1332
01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,354
I throw him
one overhand pass...
1333
01:02:09,438 --> 01:02:12,316
and he catches it...
dramatic pause...
1334
01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:14,776
you let me
go down on you.
1335
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,028
What's in it for me?
1336
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,656
No, seriously. If you win this bet...
1337
01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:21,575
you will prove to the cosmos
once and for all...
1338
01:02:21,658 --> 01:02:23,327
that you, indeed,
know everything.
1339
01:02:27,664 --> 01:02:28,832
Come on, Wich-i-ta.
1340
01:02:28,957 --> 01:02:30,292
Isn't the rush
of gambling...
1341
01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:33,170
on your cynically existentially
precise philosophy...
1342
01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:34,254
of life enough?
1343
01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:37,174
A handshake's all you're
going to get there...
1344
01:02:37,257 --> 01:02:38,008
my good sportsman.
1345
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:39,343
We'll see about that.
1346
01:02:39,468 --> 01:02:40,969
Hey, Todd, throw me
the ball, buddy.
1347
01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:45,349
Go back for a pass. I know you can catch it.
1348
01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:46,767
I can catch it.
1349
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,560
Hey, Todd,
don't drop it.
1350
01:02:48,644 --> 01:02:50,604
- Ready? - I'm gonna catch the ball.
1351
01:03:01,907 --> 01:03:03,575
Damn the bad luck, huh?
1352
01:03:03,659 --> 01:03:05,160
Almost!
1353
01:03:05,244 --> 01:03:06,703
Yeah, almost.
1354
01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,288
You fat fuck.
1355
01:03:09,373 --> 01:03:10,123
Of course...
1356
01:03:10,207 --> 01:03:13,043
Talia had done the most
shocking thing of all.
1357
01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:15,379
She had become
a camp counsellor.
1358
01:03:16,255 --> 01:03:17,172
But make no mistake.
1359
01:03:17,256 --> 01:03:19,967
As always,
everything revolved...
1360
01:03:20,050 --> 01:03:22,010
around Wendy and Wichita.
1361
01:03:22,094 --> 01:03:23,929
Counsellor Wendy, um, I can't seem to find...
1362
01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:25,848
that vital thingie
in the storage room.
1363
01:03:25,931 --> 01:03:28,475
Gadzooks. Why didn't you
say something before?
1364
01:03:29,685 --> 01:03:32,354
Wendy and Wichita
were the plant...
1365
01:03:32,437 --> 01:03:33,772
on the classroom
windowsill...
1366
01:03:33,856 --> 01:03:36,733
fed and watered by
enthusiastic children.
1367
01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:39,278
It was so much fun
to watch the plant grow...
1368
01:03:39,361 --> 01:03:41,363
and grow and grow.
1369
01:03:41,446 --> 01:03:44,157
Until the roots ripped out
the bottom of the cup.
1370
01:03:45,659 --> 01:03:47,035
Do you really think
we're fooling anyone?
1371
01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:48,412
Do you really
think I care?
1372
01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:49,580
You're so bad.
1373
01:03:50,414 --> 01:03:52,374
Aah! Whoa, horsey.
1374
01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,668
L... I must be drunk. I'm so sorry.
1375
01:03:54,751 --> 01:03:56,003
They're going
to hear us.
1376
01:03:56,086 --> 01:03:58,046
Shh. If you would shut up,
they wouldn't.
1377
01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:00,424
- I promise. - Mm-hmm.
1378
01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:21,153
Fuck me, counsellor.
1379
01:04:21,236 --> 01:04:23,697
So, the girl gets, like,
an inch of poison ivy...
1380
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:26,074
and she starts screaming
for assisted suicide.
1381
01:04:26,158 --> 01:04:28,535
Be nice. Her father died
in that TWA flight...
1382
01:04:28,619 --> 01:04:29,786
the government shot down.
1383
01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:36,919
Oh, Guess what? I'm going
to be in the city next week.
1384
01:04:37,044 --> 01:04:38,045
My mom says it's OK...
1385
01:04:38,128 --> 01:04:39,296
if I stay overnight
at your dorm.
1386
01:04:39,421 --> 01:04:41,298
She and Daddy are just
dying to meet you.
1387
01:04:41,381 --> 01:04:42,508
Oh, and you have to come...
1388
01:04:42,591 --> 01:04:44,009
to our annualNLabour Day barbecue.
1389
01:04:44,092 --> 01:04:45,636
I'm making
peach cobbler.
1390
01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:46,887
Gosh, it's going
to be so weird...
1391
01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,431
you know,
planning dates and...
1392
01:04:51,016 --> 01:04:52,184
What's up?
1393
01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:54,394
To me,
our passion was evolving...
1394
01:04:54,478 --> 01:04:56,438
into something
sweet and lasting.
1395
01:04:56,522 --> 01:04:58,899
To Wichita, I don't know, He kind of freaked.
1396
01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:01,693
Wichita, there's something
on the top shelf...
1397
01:05:01,777 --> 01:05:02,736
in the storage room,
and I can't...
1398
01:05:02,819 --> 01:05:03,820
Not now, Wendy.
1399
01:05:05,906 --> 01:05:07,991
This isn't about doing it.
1400
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,409
There's just some things...
1401
01:05:09,493 --> 01:05:11,495
that I think we should
discuss privately.
1402
01:05:11,578 --> 01:05:12,871
All right, kids...
1403
01:05:12,955 --> 01:05:15,207
does this camp suck,
or does this camp suck?
1404
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:16,750
This camp sucks!
1405
01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:18,085
I can't hear you!
1406
01:05:18,168 --> 01:05:19,920
Suck! Suck! Suck!
1407
01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:22,548
Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!
1408
01:05:22,631 --> 01:05:24,716
Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!
1409
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:26,927
Now, they forced us
to capture the flag...
1410
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:28,512
to gather their bombs...
1411
01:05:28,595 --> 01:05:30,722
but we made our own camp!
1412
01:05:41,316 --> 01:05:42,317
Yeah!
1413
01:05:44,152 --> 01:05:47,406
Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!
1414
01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:48,824
Bleeding Dove's
new leader...
1415
01:05:48,907 --> 01:05:51,535
had taken his charismatic
anti-everything identity...
1416
01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:52,870
to its ultimate extreme.
1417
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:54,705
Could he really
throw it all away...
1418
01:05:54,788 --> 01:05:56,832
for some piece
of romantic destiny?
1419
01:05:56,915 --> 01:05:58,750
You see,
love conquers all...
1420
01:05:58,834 --> 01:06:01,670
and Wichita didn't
want to be conquered.
1421
01:06:01,753 --> 01:06:04,173
Unfortunately,
nobody told me.
1422
01:06:04,256 --> 01:06:05,257
He's freaking me out,
all right?
1423
01:06:05,382 --> 01:06:07,759
I mean, we were talking,
touching constantly...
1424
01:06:07,843 --> 01:06:10,095
and now... I knowNI'm just being silly.
1425
01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:11,138
We're coming
to the end of camp...
1426
01:06:11,221 --> 01:06:12,347
and you want to know...
1427
01:06:12,431 --> 01:06:14,266
if Wichita's love
is true, right?
1428
01:06:14,349 --> 01:06:16,727
I can think of nothing
less silly than that.
1429
01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:18,729
Let's test the fucker.
1430
01:06:18,812 --> 01:06:20,731
Test him? Don't be ridiculous.
1431
01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,691
No. Check it out, right?
1432
01:06:22,774 --> 01:06:24,359
I approach Wichita.
1433
01:06:24,443 --> 01:06:25,527
- Morning. - Uh-huh.
1434
01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:26,820
Tell him that
there's a code red...
1435
01:06:26,904 --> 01:06:28,155
and he has to get out
to the woods.
1436
01:06:28,238 --> 01:06:30,365
Take him down
by the log bridge.
1437
01:06:30,449 --> 01:06:31,575
I'll be waiting
behind the oak...
1438
01:06:31,658 --> 01:06:32,618
where Jocelyn
sprained her ankle.
1439
01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:34,161
Good idea,
good idea. OK.
1440
01:06:34,244 --> 01:06:35,746
So Wichita and I
will be on the log.
1441
01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:37,748
I'll put on
my sexy, sexy moves...
1442
01:06:37,831 --> 01:06:40,709
and either he'll go for it,
or he'll shoot me down.
1443
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:42,169
But either way...
1444
01:06:42,252 --> 01:06:43,879
you'll come up with
some major knowledge.
1445
01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:48,050
If you've ever been
to something like camp...
1446
01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:49,551
you know that no matter
what happens...
1447
01:06:49,635 --> 01:06:50,928
the entire summer...
1448
01:06:51,011 --> 01:06:53,305
anything having to do
with love, hate...
1449
01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:54,765
life, or death...
1450
01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:58,769
is usually not worked out
until the very last day.
1451
01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:01,063
- Day 40. - Day 40, it is.
1452
01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:12,282
We are in play.
1453
01:07:12,407 --> 01:07:14,117
Repeat...
we are in play.
1454
01:07:14,201 --> 01:07:15,744
Take your position.
1455
01:07:15,827 --> 01:07:18,080
Um, OK.
1456
01:07:18,163 --> 01:07:20,415
I mean, roger.
1457
01:07:22,334 --> 01:07:23,710
The twins went
into the woods last night...
1458
01:07:23,794 --> 01:07:25,128
and never came back.
1459
01:07:26,505 --> 01:07:28,882
I wonder where thoseN2 little rascals could be?
1460
01:07:37,182 --> 01:07:38,934
Now that we're in
the middle of nowhere...
1461
01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:41,478
aren't you curious to know
what it would be like to, uh...
1462
01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:45,274
to look into my eyes?
1463
01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:16,763
There is a place...
1464
01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:19,558
I'm dreaming of.
1465
01:08:19,641 --> 01:08:22,186
My home away from home...
1466
01:08:22,311 --> 01:08:24,605
Camp Bleeding Dove.
1467
01:08:24,688 --> 01:08:25,772
This was not fake.
1468
01:08:25,856 --> 01:08:27,649
This was not fun.
1469
01:08:27,733 --> 01:08:29,902
Wichita's hold
on the camp was unravelling.
1470
01:08:29,985 --> 01:08:32,487
His hold on himself
was unravelling.
1471
01:08:32,571 --> 01:08:34,198
It was all unravelling.
1472
01:08:34,281 --> 01:08:35,616
Eve, can you hear me,
sweetie?
1473
01:08:35,699 --> 01:08:37,284
It's going to be OK.
1474
01:08:37,367 --> 01:08:39,912
White pills, green pills,
yellow pills...
1475
01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:42,080
swept into
my faithful thermos.
1476
01:08:42,164 --> 01:08:44,833
Wichita deserved something
stronger than caffeine.
1477
01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:46,502
Maybe I was overreacting...
1478
01:08:46,585 --> 01:08:49,713
but isn't that what
summer love is all about?
1479
01:08:49,796 --> 01:08:51,006
I'm just going to
sit you up right here.
1480
01:08:51,089 --> 01:08:52,382
Oh, OK. That's good,
that's good.
1481
01:08:54,092 --> 01:08:55,886
What's wrong with you?
1482
01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:57,763
Just standing there?
1483
01:08:57,846 --> 01:08:58,931
Wake up!
1484
01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:08,482
Stop, campers, please!
1485
01:09:08,565 --> 01:09:10,567
Aw, come on. Stop it.
1486
01:09:10,651 --> 01:09:13,195
A food fight's not
very original. Come on.
1487
01:09:15,447 --> 01:09:17,991
Oh, man, don't just
stand there and take it.
1488
01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:19,993
Do something about it.
1489
01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:21,703
I saw that, Sammy! I saw that!
1490
01:09:21,787 --> 01:09:23,455
Stop it!
1491
01:09:23,539 --> 01:09:24,873
Hey, hey.
1492
01:09:24,957 --> 01:09:27,417
Did you guys just see
what happened to Eve?
1493
01:09:27,543 --> 01:09:28,710
She... she could've died.
1494
01:09:28,794 --> 01:09:30,546
Oh, come on. How many packs of gum...
1495
01:09:30,629 --> 01:09:31,588
did you bribe her with, man?
1496
01:09:31,672 --> 01:09:33,257
Look, karate kid,
1497
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:35,884
haven't any of you bastards
seen that we're losing control?
1498
01:09:35,968 --> 01:09:38,136
No, Wichita,
you've lost control.
1499
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,305
I mean, you know,
just because you and Wendy...
1500
01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:41,765
have gone up in flames...
1501
01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:43,642
doesn't mean that you can
get all... oh, my...
1502
01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:44,685
- Wow. - Whoa.
1503
01:09:44,768 --> 01:09:45,769
Stop it!
1504
01:09:46,937 --> 01:09:48,564
Come.
1505
01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:50,148
You're wasting food.
1506
01:09:50,232 --> 01:09:52,526
Put it down! Put the... Eat it.
1507
01:09:52,609 --> 01:09:53,861
Eat the... Not him.
1508
01:09:53,944 --> 01:09:56,238
Hey, hey. Wait. Where you going?
1509
01:09:56,321 --> 01:09:58,448
Where are they going? What's with the sweatshirt?
1510
01:09:58,532 --> 01:10:00,367
Last day of camp, Daffy.
1511
01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:01,910
Time for
tender good-byes.
1512
01:10:01,994 --> 01:10:04,121
Very tender good-byes,
you dig me?
1513
01:10:04,204 --> 01:10:05,706
Can you cover for us?
1514
01:10:05,789 --> 01:10:08,959
Cover for you? I have a riot going on here.
1515
01:10:10,002 --> 01:10:11,712
All right! The hand goes up!
1516
01:10:11,795 --> 01:10:14,006
The mouth goes shut!
1517
01:10:14,089 --> 01:10:15,424
All right, listen up.
1518
01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:17,384
Cut it out,
or there's no dance tonight.
1519
01:10:18,802 --> 01:10:19,803
Move it!
1520
01:10:27,978 --> 01:10:29,730
Well, Jasper...
1521
01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:32,065
my one and only
homosexual friend...
1522
01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:35,402
Iooks like it's just
you and me, pal.
1523
01:10:36,445 --> 01:10:39,448
And Charlie the cook.
1524
01:10:39,531 --> 01:10:40,741
He's the only thing
on the menu...
1525
01:10:40,824 --> 01:10:41,909
I'm allowed to eat.
1526
01:10:41,992 --> 01:10:43,076
Ouch.
1527
01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:47,372
Come on, Charlie.
1528
01:10:47,456 --> 01:10:49,791
Oh, go on,
girlfriend.
1529
01:10:50,584 --> 01:10:52,628
Ahh, our last day at camp.
1530
01:10:52,669 --> 01:10:54,755
I always knew it would be
something special.
1531
01:10:54,838 --> 01:10:56,089
What do you want me to say?
1532
01:10:56,173 --> 01:10:57,549
Something more
interesting than that...
1533
01:10:57,633 --> 01:10:58,800
you piece of shit.
1534
01:10:58,884 --> 01:11:00,802
Look, I overheard
you and Pixel...
1535
01:11:00,886 --> 01:11:02,054
outside the mess hall.
1536
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:05,349
I failed your little test
on purpose.
1537
01:11:07,726 --> 01:11:09,061
You don't believe me?
1538
01:11:09,144 --> 01:11:10,229
I don't know.
1539
01:11:17,778 --> 01:11:19,821
Of courseNI believe you, Wichita.
1540
01:11:19,905 --> 01:11:22,282
I no longer desired
to make Wichita die.
1541
01:11:22,407 --> 01:11:24,618
Instead, I was going
to make him feel...
1542
01:11:24,701 --> 01:11:27,246
even if it was
the last thing I'd ever do.
1543
01:11:27,329 --> 01:11:28,330
When I first met you...
1544
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:30,165
I thought you were
such a weirdo.
1545
01:11:30,249 --> 01:11:31,792
I still think
you're a nut.
1546
01:11:34,253 --> 01:11:36,171
But now you're my nut.
1547
01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:37,840
Are we going to do it
or what?
1548
01:11:37,923 --> 01:11:39,675
Because I still
haven't packed.
1549
01:11:39,758 --> 01:11:41,093
Why are you being
so grouchy?
1550
01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:42,886
This is an important time
for us, Pixel.
1551
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:45,097
We've started something
really special.
1552
01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:47,933
Adam, we had
a physical relationship...
1553
01:11:48,016 --> 01:11:49,393
that served a purpose...
1554
01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:50,477
and now it's...
1555
01:11:51,979 --> 01:11:54,606
That... that was before
we started sharing things...
1556
01:11:54,690 --> 01:11:57,234
before I told you about howNI helped that bed-wetter...
1557
01:11:57,359 --> 01:11:58,861
change his
sleeping patterns.
1558
01:11:58,944 --> 01:12:00,904
And... and how I...
1559
01:12:00,988 --> 01:12:02,155
l... l... I cried...
1560
01:12:03,448 --> 01:12:04,825
when Peepers died.
1561
01:12:06,577 --> 01:12:08,787
I never told that
to anyone before.
1562
01:12:08,871 --> 01:12:11,748
And this Peepers
was your dog?
1563
01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:14,001
You know,
for what it's worth...
1564
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:16,003
I probably wasn't
paying any attention.
1565
01:12:16,086 --> 01:12:18,005
Why are you
being like this?!
1566
01:12:47,868 --> 01:12:49,912
There he goes. Come on. Let's go.
1567
01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:50,996
Wait up.
1568
01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,540
Die! Die!
1569
01:13:17,898 --> 01:13:20,025
The other counsellors
had abandoned me...
1570
01:13:20,108 --> 01:13:21,777
to have their
deep and meaningful...
1571
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:23,820
adult romantic trysts.
1572
01:13:23,904 --> 01:13:25,072
I don't want
to sound bitter...
1573
01:13:25,197 --> 01:13:26,573
but the campers and I...
1574
01:13:26,657 --> 01:13:28,700
we were going to bring them
back down to earth.
1575
01:13:28,784 --> 01:13:29,910
Oh, yes.
1576
01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:32,913
The camp's almighty
supply of condoms...
1577
01:13:32,996 --> 01:13:35,541
were about to be put
to a different use.
1578
01:13:35,624 --> 01:13:37,417
Bleeding Dove
was about to get...
1579
01:13:37,501 --> 01:13:39,127
the cold shower it needed.
1580
01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:42,089
All the magazine polls say...
1581
01:13:42,172 --> 01:13:44,716
that the trait
most looked for in a lover...
1582
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:46,426
is a sense of humour.
1583
01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:52,891
Now, that's funny.
1584
01:13:52,975 --> 01:13:55,310
Because I am
the most hilarious...
1585
01:13:55,394 --> 01:13:57,312
fucking guy in the world...
1586
01:13:57,396 --> 01:14:00,524
and I have yet to touch
a single human breast.
1587
01:14:00,607 --> 01:14:03,151
Ah, but I digress.
1588
01:14:03,235 --> 01:14:05,112
Let's... let's do this attack.
1589
01:14:05,195 --> 01:14:06,780
For all of us
who have ever been told...
1590
01:14:06,864 --> 01:14:08,031
"Uh, could you wait here...
1591
01:14:08,156 --> 01:14:09,741
while the rest of us
go have naked fun?"
1592
01:14:09,825 --> 01:14:12,119
Yeah. For all of us
who have ever been told...
1593
01:14:12,202 --> 01:14:13,745
"Oh, I'm sorry.
1594
01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:15,914
"You're just too young
and uncool to understand.
1595
01:14:15,998 --> 01:14:17,040
You don't get it."
1596
01:14:17,124 --> 01:14:18,667
Let's do this attack...
1597
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,086
because it's not like
we have anything better to do.
1598
01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:22,754
Are you with me?
1599
01:14:22,838 --> 01:14:25,215
Yeah!
1600
01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:26,592
Are you with me?
1601
01:14:26,675 --> 01:14:28,010
Yeah!
1602
01:14:28,093 --> 01:14:30,929
Are you with me?
1603
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:44,401
Wichita...
1604
01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:46,737
I brought you out here
to tell you...
1605
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:47,988
I'm fucked up...
1606
01:14:48,071 --> 01:14:50,240
and I don't want
to be cured.
1607
01:14:50,324 --> 01:14:53,243
It's what makes me
a better counsellor.
1608
01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:55,746
See, because I tell
these kids how it is.
1609
01:14:55,829 --> 01:14:57,039
If you met yourself
as a kid...
1610
01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:58,624
would you go up to her
and would you say...
1611
01:14:58,707 --> 01:15:01,376
"Howdy, pouty. Everything's gonna be OK"?
1612
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,170
Yes! My God, yes!
1613
01:15:03,253 --> 01:15:04,546
I would tell her
that I love her...
1614
01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:06,507
and not to let anyone
take away her dreams.
1615
01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:07,966
Pretty soon,
we're going to be adults...
1616
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:09,968
and all we're allowed to
talk about are groceries.
1617
01:15:10,052 --> 01:15:11,512
We challenged each other.
1618
01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:14,348
We created ideas. We're 2 very different people...
1619
01:15:14,431 --> 01:15:15,599
who formed a circle
with their souls.
1620
01:15:15,724 --> 01:15:17,601
Shut the fuck up!
1621
01:15:17,684 --> 01:15:18,769
What do you want me to do?
1622
01:15:18,852 --> 01:15:20,020
Do you want me to tell you...
1623
01:15:20,103 --> 01:15:21,271
that I was locked
in a fucking closet...
1624
01:15:21,355 --> 01:15:23,357
half my life or that
my parents kicked...
1625
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,942
Don't get Breakfast Club
on me, bitch!
1626
01:15:25,025 --> 01:15:26,276
I'm not interested
in your childhood traumas...
1627
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,444
in the back of the book.
1628
01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:31,281
I gave you
the ultimate male fantasy...
1629
01:15:31,365 --> 01:15:32,324
sex...
1630
01:15:32,407 --> 01:15:34,326
with nothing
on the side.
1631
01:15:34,409 --> 01:15:36,078
Don't pretend
that we shared...
1632
01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:37,663
anything other
than fluids, Adam.
1633
01:15:37,746 --> 01:15:40,040
Shut your mouth!
1634
01:15:40,123 --> 01:15:41,792
You satanic whore!
1635
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:44,503
You think... you think
you're so...
1636
01:15:44,586 --> 01:15:45,671
but you're just...
1637
01:15:45,754 --> 01:15:46,713
That's it.
1638
01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:48,549
Pretend that this is one
of those arcade things...
1639
01:15:48,632 --> 01:15:49,633
that the tighter
you squeeze...
1640
01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:51,593
the more of a man you are.
1641
01:15:59,017 --> 01:16:00,519
Aah!
1642
01:16:00,602 --> 01:16:02,145
Aah!
1643
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,611
Aah!
1644
01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:11,655
Spermicidally lubricated!
1645
01:16:13,282 --> 01:16:15,033
Coed camps.
1646
01:16:15,117 --> 01:16:16,994
Anarchy by definition.
1647
01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:22,791
No. They... they needed
somebody there...
1648
01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:24,835
during that food fight...
1649
01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:26,086
an adult.
1650
01:16:26,170 --> 01:16:28,630
Nobody tells you
how to be an adult.
1651
01:16:28,714 --> 01:16:31,508
You just keep getting
older, anyway.
1652
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:41,393
Is it too much to ask
for a little order?
1653
01:16:58,243 --> 01:16:59,328
God!
1654
01:17:07,085 --> 01:17:08,712
You're not as cool
as you think you are.
1655
01:17:09,505 --> 01:17:10,756
That's a compliment.
1656
01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:12,883
Nobody really changes
at summer camp.
1657
01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:13,967
They just find out
who they are...
1658
01:17:14,051 --> 01:17:15,302
and become it
more than ever...
1659
01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:17,679
for someone who is
capable of love...
1660
01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:20,182
to find out first-hand
that love really exists.
1661
01:17:22,059 --> 01:17:24,394
You didn't bring me out here
to cure me, did you?
1662
01:17:24,478 --> 01:17:26,063
You brought me out here
to punish me.
1663
01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:30,817
I'm not sure that you can
be punished, Wichita...
1664
01:17:30,901 --> 01:17:32,444
but let's find out.
1665
01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:35,030
Call it my social
experiment of the summer.
1666
01:17:35,113 --> 01:17:36,365
What's in that cup?
1667
01:17:38,158 --> 01:17:39,409
What's in that cup?
1668
01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:40,994
Cheers.
1669
01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:42,079
Uhh!
1670
01:17:44,414 --> 01:17:45,582
Aw, Todd, man...
1671
01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:46,416
Iooks like
we found something...
1672
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,584
you totally suck at.
1673
01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:48,710
High 5.
1674
01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:50,212
Don't touch me.
1675
01:17:51,922 --> 01:17:53,090
Fire!
1676
01:18:59,823 --> 01:19:01,074
Why did you wait...
1677
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,743
until the last day
of camp...
1678
01:19:02,826 --> 01:19:03,911
to tell me that you...
1679
01:19:03,994 --> 01:19:04,995
like me?
1680
01:19:05,078 --> 01:19:06,747
I will learn...
1681
01:19:06,830 --> 01:19:08,957
the true meaning
of responsibility...
1682
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:10,584
while creating memories...
1683
01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:11,877
that last a lifetime.
1684
01:20:02,886 --> 01:20:05,180
Rise. Shine.
1685
01:20:06,306 --> 01:20:07,641
Now!
1686
01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:17,860
I'm sorry.
1687
01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:22,281
It's just...
it seems silly...
1688
01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:24,116
kissing a girl.
1689
01:20:25,409 --> 01:20:27,035
Clever observation.
1690
01:20:28,745 --> 01:20:30,163
Go back to Wichita.
1691
01:20:31,456 --> 01:20:33,917
Oh, that's right. You can't.
1692
01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:42,384
Sorry.
1693
01:20:42,467 --> 01:20:44,553
This isn't the way
it was supposed to be.
1694
01:20:46,221 --> 01:20:47,639
I was supposed to be writing
a children's book...
1695
01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:50,726
using input from
all of the campers.
1696
01:20:52,936 --> 01:20:54,938
I don't even like smoking.
1697
01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:57,149
You know, one day,
they'll find a cure for AIDS...
1698
01:20:57,232 --> 01:20:59,484
but they'll never
find one for sex.
1699
01:20:59,568 --> 01:21:01,069
It's kind of funny,
you know?
1700
01:21:01,153 --> 01:21:04,531
I mean, most stories with
a bunch of camp counsellors...
1701
01:21:04,615 --> 01:21:06,366
have some serial psycho...
1702
01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:09,286
who systematically butchers
everyone one by one.
1703
01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:10,370
Yeah.
1704
01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:13,957
And?
1705
01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:16,043
I don't know,
it's kind of funny. I mean...
1706
01:21:17,336 --> 01:21:19,588
who needs a serial psycho
with a chain saw...
1707
01:21:19,671 --> 01:21:21,256
when we have ourselves?
1708
01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:32,059
Wichita and I
were a dream come true...
1709
01:21:32,142 --> 01:21:34,770
but, you know, we have
a lot more dreams left.
1710
01:21:34,853 --> 01:21:36,146
I mean, really...
1711
01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:37,564
who wantsN"Happily ever after..."
1712
01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:39,399
when you're 19?
1713
01:21:40,275 --> 01:21:42,486
Before you can be the love
of someone's life...
1714
01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:44,905
you have to have
a life first.
1715
01:21:54,456 --> 01:21:55,624
Hey, dude, Wichita, man...
1716
01:21:55,707 --> 01:21:56,792
I've been looking
all over for you.
1717
01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:57,835
I don't know how
to thank you, man.
1718
01:21:57,918 --> 01:21:59,002
Wes...
1719
01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:01,046
you can't be like me.
1720
01:22:01,171 --> 01:22:03,090
You have to believe
in something, buddy.
1721
01:22:03,173 --> 01:22:04,341
Look, I don't know what...
1722
01:22:04,466 --> 01:22:07,511
but I'm not the guy
you think I am.
1723
01:22:07,594 --> 01:22:09,304
Of course you are, man. You're, like... you know...
1724
01:22:09,388 --> 01:22:11,515
you're, like,
the best counsellor ever.
1725
01:22:11,598 --> 01:22:12,641
You rock.
1726
01:22:13,725 --> 01:22:15,727
No! I don't want
to go home!
1727
01:22:15,811 --> 01:22:17,771
Let me stay at camp, please!
1728
01:22:17,855 --> 01:22:19,565
I don't want to leave!
1729
01:22:19,648 --> 01:22:22,067
This is fun! I love camp!
1730
01:22:22,150 --> 01:22:25,279
Please let me stay! Please!
1731
01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:28,490
I'm gay. Like you didn't know.
1732
01:22:28,574 --> 01:22:31,034
Rick, you're not gay. You're 12.
1733
01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:32,744
You shouldn't even be
having thoughts like that.
1734
01:22:32,828 --> 01:22:33,996
You mean you didn't have
any gay thoughts...
1735
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,414
when you were my age?
1736
01:22:36,582 --> 01:22:37,749
Just promise me you're not
going to do anything...
1737
01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:38,959
until you're 18, OK?
1738
01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:40,210
OK.
1739
01:22:41,378 --> 01:22:43,005
Have a good summer.
1740
01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:45,507
Did you wait
until you were 18?
1741
01:22:46,592 --> 01:22:48,260
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1742
01:22:48,343 --> 01:22:49,845
I'll bet
you're glad I waited...
1743
01:22:49,928 --> 01:22:51,680
till the last day of camp
to have this conversation.
1744
01:22:51,763 --> 01:22:55,267
You have no idea. Run away.
1745
01:22:55,350 --> 01:22:56,518
This is such a drag.
1746
01:22:56,643 --> 01:22:58,061
I want a favourite
camper, too.
1747
01:22:58,145 --> 01:23:01,565
Hey, back off, bitch. She's mine.
1748
01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:03,734
You guys have been
so colossal.
1749
01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:05,402
Now, don't forget, kid,
all right?
1750
01:23:05,485 --> 01:23:07,613
OBs. They're created by
a female gynaecologist.
1751
01:23:07,696 --> 01:23:10,073
Yeah, an insane
female gynaecologist.
1752
01:23:10,199 --> 01:23:11,909
Hayley,
don't listen to her.
1753
01:23:11,992 --> 01:23:13,744
All right, they're
the easiest to shop-lift...
1754
01:23:13,827 --> 01:23:15,704
you know, but no woman
should be expected...
1755
01:23:15,787 --> 01:23:17,247
to pay for something
forced on her...
1756
01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:19,458
without a choice by nature.
1757
01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:21,752
I think we need
a group hug.
1758
01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:23,629
Mmm, mmm.
1759
01:23:32,429 --> 01:23:33,430
Stop it!
1760
01:23:33,514 --> 01:23:34,515
- Ah, there she is. - No.
1761
01:23:34,598 --> 01:23:35,682
Seriously. That's enough.
1762
01:23:35,766 --> 01:23:36,767
Work with it.
1763
01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:40,354
Well...
1764
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:42,189
Hey.
1765
01:23:44,024 --> 01:23:46,568
Summer would've been
a lot less without you, Donald.
1766
01:23:47,819 --> 01:23:48,904
You're a true friend.
1767
01:23:50,614 --> 01:23:52,699
Thank you. Thank you.
1768
01:23:52,783 --> 01:23:54,409
Um...
1769
01:23:54,493 --> 01:23:56,787
Was there ever a night
that I got really drunk...
1770
01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:58,705
and declared that...
1771
01:23:58,789 --> 01:24:01,166
I could never love anyone
the way I love you?
1772
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,543
No.
1773
01:24:02,626 --> 01:24:04,127
That's good...
1774
01:24:04,211 --> 01:24:06,588
because I wouldn't want
to embarrass myself.
1775
01:24:54,011 --> 01:24:55,345
I don't want to go home!
1776
01:24:55,429 --> 01:24:57,389
Let me stay here! I love camp!
1777
01:24:57,472 --> 01:24:58,974
Camp is so fun!
1778
01:24:59,057 --> 01:25:00,601
Do you hear me?
1779
01:25:00,684 --> 01:25:02,311
I don't want to...
1780
01:25:05,731 --> 01:25:06,982
Wait!
1781
01:25:12,988 --> 01:25:15,949
Another day, another dollar.
1782
01:25:16,033 --> 01:25:17,075
Literally.
1783
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:18,327
Come on. We didn't do it
for the money.
1784
01:25:18,452 --> 01:25:21,246
No. We did it for...
we did it for...
1785
01:25:21,330 --> 01:25:22,456
Yeah?
1786
01:25:22,539 --> 01:25:24,416
I don't know. I don't know why.
1787
01:25:24,499 --> 01:25:26,168
- Daffy. - What's up?
1788
01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:27,920
That was the summer
of my life, man.
1789
01:25:28,879 --> 01:25:30,756
I'll remember you
most of all, dude.
1790
01:25:30,839 --> 01:25:33,634
Um, Craig, thank you. God, that's...
1791
01:25:33,717 --> 01:25:35,344
I don't know what to say. That's very sweet.
1792
01:25:35,427 --> 01:25:37,387
Oh, man, I so got you.
1793
01:25:38,639 --> 01:25:40,641
Oh. Oh.
1794
01:25:40,724 --> 01:25:42,434
Oh, you think
that's funny, huh?
1795
01:25:42,518 --> 01:25:44,311
Oh, yeah? Come on.
1796
01:25:44,394 --> 01:25:46,522
You like that, huh? Ooh.
1797
01:26:03,038 --> 01:26:04,206
Here's where we tell you...
1798
01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:06,625
that this was the summer
we lost our innocence.
1799
01:26:06,708 --> 01:26:09,211
But really it's
the summer we got it back.
1800
01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:12,422
Excuse the cheese,
but love matters...
1801
01:26:12,506 --> 01:26:13,882
respect matters...
1802
01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:16,301
and causing pain
is never cool.
1803
01:26:16,385 --> 01:26:18,595
Actually, causing pain...
1804
01:26:18,679 --> 01:26:20,264
is about the coolest
thing you can do...
1805
01:26:20,347 --> 01:26:22,724
but coolness isn't
what it used to be.
1806
01:26:26,395 --> 01:26:29,982
Hey, driver, could you
stop the bus, please?
1807
01:26:30,065 --> 01:26:31,149
Whoa.
1808
01:26:31,233 --> 01:26:33,610
That's good. No, no. Now, I'm sorry.
1809
01:26:33,735 --> 01:26:36,613
I refuse to go out with
this doom and gloom attitude.
1810
01:26:36,697 --> 01:26:39,908
I'm getting a picture from
you complex individuals.
1811
01:26:39,992 --> 01:26:41,493
Come on, now. Let's... Let's get a kid in there.
1812
01:26:53,922 --> 01:26:55,257
All right.
1813
01:26:55,340 --> 01:26:56,717
Aw. Stop pretending...
1814
01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,427
like you didn't have
any good times.
1815
01:26:58,510 --> 01:27:00,846
Life sucks...
in a good way.
1816
01:27:00,929 --> 01:27:03,098
Falling in love,
falling in hate...
1817
01:27:03,182 --> 01:27:04,600
getting laid,
getting hurt...
1818
01:27:04,683 --> 01:27:05,893
what's one
without the other?
1819
01:27:05,976 --> 01:27:07,853
When it comes to
the ritual of growing up...
1820
01:27:07,936 --> 01:27:09,897
sometimes you smile
because you're happy.
1821
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:13,275
Other times, you smile just
because you've survived.
1822
01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:14,693
There we go. Yeah.
1823
01:27:14,776 --> 01:27:16,778
But hey,
a smile is a smile.
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