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Franklin and I have a big announcement.
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We've decided to run for president
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and vice president of our class.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought you were gonna say
we were engaged.
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Oh, Franklin.
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Your bone-dry sense of humor
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makes you the perfect running mate.
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That and I'm counting on you
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to pull in the peanut-allergy vote.
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Taking a leadership role
at school is a great idea.
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Do you know who
you're running against yet?
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So, far, it's just Todd
and Mia Anderson.
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But I'm sure a few others will
throw their hats in the ring.
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I can't wear hats.
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My mom said my head shape
and size is unidentifiable.
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Drink this, Franklin.
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You start talking nonsense
when your blood sugar's low.
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We're so proud of you, Anna-Kat.
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You're gonna do great, honey.
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She's gonna get killed in the election.
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Hell, I'd even vote for Todd and Mia.
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I know. They're friends with everyone.
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And she's friends with...
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Franklin.
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She has been doing so well lately,
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and her OCD is really improving.
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If she loses this election,
she could backslide.
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Well, we can't tell her
not to run for president.
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Of course we can. Kids are clay, Greg.
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It's our job to shape them.
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Just like I shaped you.
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- What'd you say?
- Nothing.
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Did you know my uncle was my dad
and my dad is my brother?
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I didn't either until yesterday.
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Drink your juice.
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Anna-Kat, while Dad and I
think that it's great
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that you want to run
for class president,
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the fact is that president
is a terrible job.
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- It is?
- Mm-hmm.
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Maybe there's another office
you can run for.
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Hmm. I could run for hall monitor.
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Mnh-mnh. No way. I'm not raisin' no rat.
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There's also Green Chair,
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the student head of class recycling.
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Yes! And since I'm head of the
school recycling committee...
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...we can get matching reflector vests
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and pick up garbage together
at night, like superheroes.
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No superheroes pick up garbage at night.
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Yes, they do. Just don't talk about it.
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Before I agree to this...
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Anna-Kat, who is running
for Green Chair?
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No one.
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Anna-Kat for Green Chair!
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Sorry, Franklin, I don't need
a running mate anymore.
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Green Chair is a single-seat office.
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Plus, it probably wasn't the best idea
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to bring work home with us, anyway.
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Who's a good boy? You're a good boy.
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Oh, hey, Trip. Taylor's not home yet.
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Yeah, I'm meeting her when she gets back
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from drama club rehearsal.
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Oh, aren't you the good boyfriend.
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Look at the ball!
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Look at the ball. Look at the ball.
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Look at the ball. Look at the ball.
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Good boy. Watch the ball.
Watch the ball.
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Watch the ball. Here's the ball.
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Here's the ball. Okay, go get it!
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So fun.
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Okay, well...
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- Mom, can you sign this?
- Mm?
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It's a permission slip
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to apply for a dance scholarship
to Deervale Academy.
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Isn't Deervale a boarding school?
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- Like, where you go to live?
- That's correct.
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If I go there, I'm a shoo-in
to get into Harvard.
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I'm not sending you to boarding school.
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We're not rich idiots
who just throw money at people
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to raise their stupid kids.
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We are good middle-class parents.
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We raise our own stupid kids.
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But aren't you burned out on parenting?
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Judging by your appearance,
you seem very burned out.
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I am.
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But we still need
the next four years to shape you
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into being a halfway-decent,
non-sucky human being.
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Don't I get a say in what I want to do?
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Hold on a second. I'm recording this.
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Ask me that again.
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Forget it.
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Hey, guys.
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Dad, this is Pierce.
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We're in the musical together.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
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Uh, maybe we've already met.
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Uh, perhaps you caught me last summer
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at the Westport Playhouse,
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where I was the lead
in "Phantom of the Opera."
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I was also in a commercial
for Gary's Sporting Goods.
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I played Boy Excited About His Backpack.
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Ah, okay.
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You guys are doing
"Little Shop of Horrors," right?
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Yeah, Pierce plays Seymour.
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And he's been sweet
to rehearse so much with me,
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even though I'm just in the chorus.
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I'm not being sweet.
I mean, Taylor's amazing.
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She's got a beautiful voice
to match her beautiful face.
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My God, Pierce, stop it.
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Uh, Pierce, have you met Trip,
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Taylor's serious boyfriend?
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Yeah, yeah, we've seen
each other around.
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Everyone nominated for
"Best Eyes" knows each other.
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Trip, I-I know we said
we'd hang out today,
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but Pierce said he would help me
rehearse this afternoon.
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Oh, that's cool. I'll hang here
until you guys are done.
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Your dad and I are playing some catch.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Trip, what do you know about
this guy Pierce?
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Ooh, he was in "Memento."
He was good in that.
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No, Pierce, who was just here.
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Do you think he was maybe a
little touchy-feely with Taylor?
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Nah, he seems like a good dude.
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Ah, you're probably right.
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Here you go, boy.
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Ah, sorry, Mr. A.
I wasn't ready for that.
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The dog ate it.
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- Guess what.
- Hm?
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I'm not running unopposed
for Green Chair anymore.
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Oh, really? Who's running against you?
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Penny Brown Mueller-Lawton.
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I wonder why Penny would run
for Green Chair
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so late in the race.
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I might know why.
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I'll have, uh...
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Katie, please leave some
pastries for the rest of us.
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At least I know my bran muffin is safe.
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It's the only thing here
without frosting.
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One bran muffin, please.
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That was supposed to keep me regular.
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I'll never poop again.
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Chloe is obviously making
Penny run against Anna-Kat
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to get back at me.
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Penny will definitely beat her
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and ruin our plans
to give Anna-Kat the win.
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You need to apologize to Chloe.
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Or break into her house
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and shave her eyebrows
while she's sleeping,
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then tattoo caterpillars
where they used to be.
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Fine.
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Is it okay if I use my employee discount
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to buy this bracelet?
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Oh, that bracelet
is absolutely gorgeous.
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- Mm.
- But it looks so bad on you.
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Take it off. I hate it now!
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I'm taking that out of your paycheck.
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Chloe.
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Katie.
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Look, I know what I did
at Stewart and Kingston's
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- was childish.
- Yes, it was.
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But by any chance,
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did you make Penny run against Anna-Kat
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as retaliation?
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I sure did.
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- Hmm. Respect the pettiness.
- Mm.
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I came here to appeal to you,
mother to mother.
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Would you consider pulling Penny
from the election?
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Anna-Kat really needs this win.
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Please.
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Maria.
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Please slap that muffin
from Katie's hand.
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- I really don't want to...
- Maria!
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I'm so sorry.
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Penny's staying in the race.
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And not only is she gonna beat Anna-Kat,
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she's gonna destroy her.
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Landslide, bitch!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Well, get ready for a fight,
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because Anna-Kat is gonna treat Penny
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the way you treat Maria.
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How dare you!
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Maria, eat that muffin off the floor!
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Don't worry, Anna-Kat.
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Mama is gonna help you win Green Chair
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and take those Brown Mueller hags down.
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Honey, this is a school election
between Anna-Kat and Penny.
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- Don't make it about you and Chloe.
- It's both, Greg.
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This is what happens
when you have an enemy.
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The hate spreads like
a bumpy, itchy, leaky rash.
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What kind of rashes do you get, Mama?
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Anna-Kat, if you want
to win this election,
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you have got to make Penny your enemy,
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just like Chloe is my enemy.
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There's gotta be another way
of doing this, Katie.
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I like Penny. She's my friend.
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Penny is trying to take
something from you.
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So now she's your enemy.
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That doesn't feel right to me.
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It's okay. Feels right to me.
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My mom refuses to sign
the application form
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so I can apply to boarding school.
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How am I gonna get her
to change her mind?
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Why don't you make yourself unbearable
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so they'll be happy to get rid of you?
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I don't know.
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I feel like I'm already
pretty unbearable.
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Yeah, but you could do better.
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And I could come with you
to boarding school.
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It's a dance academy. You don't dance.
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They'll let me in.
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I'm rich.
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I don't have to do any of this.
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Anna-Kat Otto for Green Chair.
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Earth donut hole.
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Anna-Kat Otto for Green Chair.
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Earth donut hole.
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Anna-Kat Otto for Green Chair.
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Earth donut hole.
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Donut holes suck!
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Earth crepes for everyone!
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Bon appétit!
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Whoo!
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They stole my happy-face
Earth campaign symbol!
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Yeah, that's what Chloe does.
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She takes something that
someone else has made great
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and makes it suck.
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She's like a one-woman Pentatonix.
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Speaking of Green Chair,
you know what else is green?
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Money!
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Whoo!
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Vote Penny Brown Mueller-Lawton!
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Oliver, are you really betraying
Anna-Kat like this?
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Crepes and money, sister...
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two things I can't resist.
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Dude, good job. You were awful.
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What? I haven't started yet.
I was just being regular me.
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And since it's my fault
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that Penny is running for Green Chair,
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I have to help Anna-Kat win.
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But I can't compete
with Chloe's deep pockets.
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Katie, when I used to be
a corporate fixer
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and was working with someone who
couldn't outspend the other...
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- Mm-hmm?
- ...I would just have to destroy them.
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Okay, wait a minute. How does
Anna-Kat feel about all this?
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There. Now people have to stop saying,
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"There's no such thing
as a stupid question."
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Well, there's nothing wrong
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with taking your child's
feelings into account.
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Oh, we're gonna have to call
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the "There's no bad ideas" people, too!
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Keep talking, little woman.
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Keep talking.
257
00:10:11,474 --> 00:10:12,739
Anna-Kat is going to feel great
258
00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:14,908
when she has that win under her belt.
259
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,511
But how do I destroy Chloe
and her adorable daughter?
260
00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,948
Simple. When they spend high,
you go low.
261
00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:23,684
Full-on smear campaign. Sling some mud.
262
00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:26,320
How much mud could you possibly
drudge up on a 9-year-old?
263
00:10:26,422 --> 00:10:29,189
Yeah. We're gonna have to
make some stuff up.
264
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,858
Wussy McFeelings is right.
265
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:31,992
One more word.
266
00:10:32,061 --> 00:10:34,461
Say one more word, and we're gonna go.
267
00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,363
Yeah. I can take her, right?
268
00:10:36,432 --> 00:10:37,898
Mnh-mnh. She'd squeeze your insides out
269
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,633
like you were a Go-GURT.
270
00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,369
Love that shirt.
271
00:10:42,438 --> 00:10:43,504
Mm-hmm.
272
00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:47,140
♪ With sweet understanding ♪
273
00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:48,909
♪ Sweet understanding ♪
274
00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:50,644
♪ With sweet understanding ♪
275
00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:52,513
♪ Sweet understanding ♪
276
00:10:52,615 --> 00:10:56,083
♪ Sweet understanding ♪
277
00:10:56,185 --> 00:11:02,923
♪ Seymour's your man ♪
278
00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:05,292
Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
279
00:11:05,394 --> 00:11:06,894
Uh, we're rehearsing, Dad.
280
00:11:06,962 --> 00:11:09,229
And afterwards, we're gonna do
a couple acting exercises,
281
00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:10,397
like a stretch and share.
282
00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:11,598
You stretch
283
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,600
and you share something
intimate about yourself.
284
00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:16,937
I'm often compared to
a young Paul Newman,
285
00:11:17,006 --> 00:11:20,707
and I always say "Thank you,"
but I have no idea who that is.
286
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:22,142
Cool.
287
00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:23,744
Hey, Taylor, where's your gorgeous,
288
00:11:23,846 --> 00:11:25,345
well-bodied boyfriend, Trip?
289
00:11:25,414 --> 00:11:26,513
He's coming over tonight.
290
00:11:26,615 --> 00:11:28,749
Great. Can't wait to see him.
Love that kid.
291
00:11:28,851 --> 00:11:30,851
Okay, Dad, see ya later.
292
00:11:30,953 --> 00:11:33,554
I think I'll do a stretch and share.
293
00:11:33,656 --> 00:11:35,455
I have a collection
of Revolutionary sabres
294
00:11:35,558 --> 00:11:37,257
that hunger to be unsheathed.
295
00:11:37,359 --> 00:11:38,358
Okay, that was good. That was good.
296
00:11:38,427 --> 00:11:40,394
But next time, try it
from your diaphragm.
297
00:11:40,496 --> 00:11:41,595
A.B.P....
298
00:11:41,697 --> 00:11:43,130
Always be projecting.
299
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,699
I have a collection
300
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:48,302
of Revolutionary sabres
that hunger to be unsheathed.
301
00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:49,303
- Hear it?
- Yeah.
302
00:11:49,371 --> 00:11:50,437
- Great.
- That was better.
303
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,943
Why are you drawing a dinosaur?
304
00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:57,711
All I can draw are dinosaurs.
305
00:11:57,813 --> 00:12:00,681
Oh, Franklin, what am I
going to do with you?
306
00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:02,382
Just love you, I guess.
307
00:12:02,484 --> 00:12:05,118
Oh, those look great, Anna-Kat.
308
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,720
We're throwing them out.
They're too nice.
309
00:12:06,822 --> 00:12:07,721
We need to go low.
310
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,623
Smear campaign is in full effect.
311
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:11,024
Against a 9-year-old?
312
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:13,393
It's really a smear campaign
against Chloe
313
00:12:13,495 --> 00:12:15,095
through a 9-year-old.
314
00:12:15,197 --> 00:12:16,163
That makes it better.
315
00:12:16,265 --> 00:12:17,397
Well, that's ridiculous.
316
00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,633
The kid you should really be
concerned about is Pierce.
317
00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:21,668
I think he's trying to steal
Taylor away from Trip.
318
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:23,036
Mnh-mnh. Don't get involved.
319
00:12:23,105 --> 00:12:24,938
But you're getting involved
with the Anna-Kat thing.
320
00:12:25,007 --> 00:12:26,573
I know, but Anna-Kat
321
00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:28,241
is an adorable, helpless little angel.
322
00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:30,243
So is Trip!
He can't see what's happening.
323
00:12:30,346 --> 00:12:31,511
He's just like Luthor.
324
00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,512
If left to his own devices,
325
00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:33,947
Trip would eat chocolate until he died.
326
00:12:34,016 --> 00:12:35,415
Well, Greg, it looks like you have
327
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:38,318
a "keep your friends close and
your enemies closer" situation.
328
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,187
If you think Pierce
is moving in on Taylor,
329
00:12:40,289 --> 00:12:41,822
then you need to keep Pierce close.
330
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:45,025
Watch him, and when he
slips up, expose him.
331
00:12:45,127 --> 00:12:46,326
- That's good.
- Mm-hmm.
332
00:12:46,428 --> 00:12:47,861
I'll invite him to dinner.
333
00:12:47,963 --> 00:12:49,262
Then, when he's comfortable, I'll say,
334
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:52,532
"Pierce, do you want some
potatoes? Corn?
335
00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:53,734
Taylor?"
336
00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:54,901
- See if he takes the bait.
- Yeah.
337
00:12:56,905 --> 00:13:00,340
And when I finish, my mom
picks me up out of my crib,
338
00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:01,608
and she says,
339
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:03,343
"We're gonna get you an agent, honey."
340
00:13:03,412 --> 00:13:04,745
If you're the lead in the musical,
341
00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,446
why are you spending so much
time rehearsing with someone
342
00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:08,348
- who's just in the chorus?
- Dad!
343
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,217
I just like singing with Taylor.
She's really good.
344
00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:11,952
Is she, Pierce? Is she?
345
00:13:12,021 --> 00:13:14,287
'Cause I got ears,
and I ain't hearing it.
346
00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:17,858
Dinner's delicious, Mrs. Otto.
347
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,059
Thank you, Cooper.
348
00:13:19,161 --> 00:13:20,827
Cooper, you don't have to say that.
349
00:13:20,929 --> 00:13:22,396
Especially when it's not true.
350
00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:24,631
Dinner's gross, per usual,
351
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,633
and I'd like to apologize for this food
352
00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:28,268
and this house
353
00:13:28,337 --> 00:13:29,903
and my mom's taste in men.
354
00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:32,739
Oliver, I don't know what's gotten into...
355
00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:34,208
_
356
00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:36,209
...gotten into me,
357
00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:39,346
but I'm thinking about buying
some whimsical socks
358
00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:41,815
that make me smile
when I open up the drawer.
359
00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:45,385
Well, I happen to think
dinner is terrific.
360
00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:47,688
Thank you, Mrs. Otto.
I couldn't eat another bite.
361
00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:49,990
You know who could eat
another bite? Trip.
362
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,458
He could eat all the bites.
363
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,727
Okay, Pierce, let's go upstairs
and run lines.
364
00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:58,432
I bet Chloe Brown Mueller makes
a nice dinner for her family.
365
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,667
I wish she was my mother.
366
00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,170
What kind of son are you?
367
00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:06,173
All this woman does is cook for you
368
00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:07,708
and care for you,
369
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:11,578
and you disrespect her like this?
370
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,913
I would cast him out.
371
00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:15,415
It's the only way he's going
to learn, Mrs. Otto!
372
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,884
The only way.
373
00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:22,489
I know what you two idiots are up to.
374
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:23,957
Well, guess what.
375
00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:26,560
I'm not signing any paper
to any boarding school,
376
00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:28,695
no matter how obnoxious you act.
377
00:14:28,797 --> 00:14:32,899
Oliver, for the last time,
you're not going anywhere.
378
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,602
Don't you want Oliver to be
the best Oliver he can be?
379
00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:37,204
Cooper, don't you have five homes?
380
00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:38,538
Seven. One on each continent.
381
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,873
Go to one of them.
382
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:42,209
- You're ruining my life.
- Meh.
383
00:14:42,311 --> 00:14:44,945
But tomorrow,
we start ruining Penny's life.
384
00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:46,713
Hold on. Could we back up a minute?
385
00:14:46,815 --> 00:14:48,849
You have a house in Antarctica?
386
00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,751
You ever see "March of the Penguins"?
387
00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:52,152
They marched right by our place.
388
00:14:52,254 --> 00:14:53,086
Oh.
389
00:15:36,799 --> 00:15:37,798
Oh!
390
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:42,035
- Ew. Is that fur?
- No way.
391
00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:12,399
Oh!
392
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:13,900
Oh, no!
393
00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:15,902
- Come on!
- No!
394
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,103
Freeze!
395
00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:20,607
My office. Now.
396
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:23,810
Oh! Oh!
397
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:28,340
Ladies, things have clearly
gotten way out of hand
398
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:29,707
with this Green Chair election.
399
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,203
So, in lieu of...
400
00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,739
Franklin, do you know why you're here?
401
00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,674
No.
402
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,209
Fair enough.
403
00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:39,545
As I was saying,
in lieu of a better solution,
404
00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,981
I'm going to get rid
of the Green Chair position.
405
00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:43,682
Principal Ablin, I understand
406
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:45,784
that you're just trying
to do damage control here,
407
00:16:45,853 --> 00:16:47,720
but it's not fair to punish the girls
408
00:16:47,822 --> 00:16:49,855
for the bad decisions
made by their mothers.
409
00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:51,390
Yeah, this is all Katie's fault.
410
00:16:51,492 --> 00:16:53,126
She threw away my bran muffin.
411
00:16:53,197 --> 00:16:54,563
Well, I guess we can say that you two
412
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,832
are a couple of bad moms.
413
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,966
Did you happen to see that movie?
414
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,401
I caught it on a flight.
415
00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:01,103
Delightful.
416
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:04,673
Principal Ablin, what's really not fair
417
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,575
is that we're damaging the Earth
418
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,945
just because my mom and
Mrs. Brown Mueller are enemies.
419
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:14,382
The Earth has enough enemies...
pollution, plastic.
420
00:17:14,485 --> 00:17:16,751
It needs all the help it can get.
421
00:17:16,854 --> 00:17:19,921
So, if you agree to keep Green Chair,
422
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,190
then Penny can have it.
423
00:17:22,259 --> 00:17:24,926
Are you sure you want to just
give the position to Penny?
424
00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:25,861
Yes.
425
00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:27,929
Anna-Kat, that is a very diplomatic
426
00:17:27,998 --> 00:17:29,965
and selfless thing to do.
427
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,133
I'll accept your proposal.
428
00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,434
I have an idea.
429
00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:33,602
Let's do it together.
430
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,070
We can be like Green Co-Chairs!
431
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,271
Don't be insane!
432
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,006
You don't have to share your title.
433
00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:39,708
What has she ever given you? Lice?
434
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,243
No. That was me.
435
00:17:41,345 --> 00:17:43,278
Ugh. You're weird.
436
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,548
Penny, I know where this kindness
nonsense is coming from.
437
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,682
I should have never let you give
438
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,451
that homeless person a granola bar.
439
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:56,191
One thing today proved is that,
no matter how hard I try,
440
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:59,127
I'm not going to be able to turn
Anna-Kat into a bad person.
441
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,896
She is who she is.
442
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,377
Oliver's a pain in the butt,
443
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,417
- but he sure is driven.
- Mm-hmm.
444
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:09,738
Maybe not signing that form
is us just getting in the way
445
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:12,574
of Oliver becoming who he really is.
446
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,244
Why is he all alone?
447
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,679
I think we're super late picking him up.
448
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:18,914
We're not the best parents.
449
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,615
He's probably hungry.
Did you bring him a snack?
450
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,317
I did, but I ate it.
451
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,594
Oliver, I need to say something to you.
452
00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:35,530
I know you ate my post-ballet,
pre-dinner snack again.
453
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:38,300
I make no apologies for that.
454
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,570
If Deervale is something
that you really want
455
00:18:41,638 --> 00:18:44,673
and ballet is something
that you really enjoy,
456
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,474
then we need to let you be who you are
457
00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:48,877
and not who we want you to be.
458
00:18:51,348 --> 00:18:53,281
I signed your permission slip.
459
00:18:58,021 --> 00:18:59,921
Thanks.
460
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,357
And the biggest reason I don't
want you to go away to school
461
00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:05,927
is because I'd miss you so much,
462
00:19:05,996 --> 00:19:09,531
and I am not ready to let go
of any of my babies just yet.
463
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,999
Even though I'm unbearable?
464
00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,100
When you do go,
465
00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:14,069
that'll certainly take
the sting out of it.
466
00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:23,144
Honey, we need to talk.
467
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,984
I am sorry for the mess that I made
468
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,752
of the Green Chair election.
469
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,121
I just wanted you to win so badly,
470
00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:36,224
I made it all about my rivalry
with Chloe Brown Mueller.
471
00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:37,659
It's okay, Mama.
472
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,729
I know you were just looking out
for me, in your own weird way.
473
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,098
That's right. And the best part is,
474
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,767
you got the win all by yourself.
475
00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:48,603
I guess you don't need enemies
to motivate you, like your mom.
476
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,439
But to be clear, just because
you and Penny are not enemies
477
00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:54,175
doesn't mean I won't be
archenemies with her mommy.
478
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,777
You are who you are, Mama...
479
00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:58,780
a very scary person
who I'm glad is on my side.
480
00:20:02,072 --> 00:20:04,173
Watch this. This time,
I'm gonna catch it in the air.
481
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,720
Okay.
482
00:20:06,298 --> 00:20:07,551
Uh, hey, Mr. A, I gotta bail.
483
00:20:07,587 --> 00:20:08,919
I told Pierce I'd grab
some food with him.
484
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,097
Later!
485
00:20:10,399 --> 00:20:12,199
Bye, Mrs. A.
486
00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:14,492
It's not the same.
487
00:20:16,102 --> 00:20:17,501
Where is he going?
488
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:18,906
He's going to hang out with Pierce.
489
00:20:18,946 --> 00:20:19,920
I guess I was wrong about him.
490
00:20:19,945 --> 00:20:21,736
He's not trying to steal Taylor away.
491
00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:23,782
He just wants to hang out with Trip.
492
00:20:23,817 --> 00:20:26,068
- Interesting.
- What?
493
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,730
You were right about Pierce.
494
00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:29,615
He is trying to break up
Taylor and Trip.
495
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:30,689
How?
496
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:33,278
Pierce is keeping Trip,
his enemy, close.
497
00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:34,268
And when the time is right,
498
00:20:34,303 --> 00:20:36,090
he's gonna swoop in
and steal Taylor from him.
499
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:37,414
I knew it.
500
00:20:37,439 --> 00:20:40,674
This Pierce kid is
a real snake in the grass.
501
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,140
I'm a fan.
502
00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,671
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