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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,434 Ooh... hold it right there! 2 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:08,571 Ah, beautiful. 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,640 Easy for you to say. 4 00:00:09,975 --> 00:00:11,608 You can't see what's in the bottom of this. 5 00:00:11,676 --> 00:00:14,878 I think I'll call that one, "Girl With Cup." 6 00:00:17,181 --> 00:00:18,621 I've got a better picture for you... 7 00:00:18,817 --> 00:00:20,250 "Girl Doing Job." 8 00:00:20,852 --> 00:00:22,852 You know, I could shoot a whole series on this. 9 00:00:23,822 --> 00:00:25,622 "A day in the life of a minimum-wage slave." 10 00:00:26,624 --> 00:00:28,104 Oh, I'm flattered, yet oddly put off. 11 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,993 You must be pretty jazzed about this whole photography thing. 12 00:00:31,263 --> 00:00:32,295 I'm loving it. 13 00:00:32,296 --> 00:00:34,497 After three years of just bouncing around 14 00:00:34,498 --> 00:00:35,899 and shelling out tuition 15 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,667 I found the secret to enjoying a major. 16 00:00:37,668 --> 00:00:39,269 Not changing it every two weeks? 17 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:41,771 No, picking something you're totally excited about. 18 00:00:41,772 --> 00:00:43,339 I mean, this is the first class 19 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:45,608 where I actually enjoy doing the assignments. 20 00:00:45,609 --> 00:00:47,477 Well, maybe you'd enjoy doing mine. 21 00:00:47,478 --> 00:00:48,478 I'm serious. 22 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,180 I think I could turn this into a career. 23 00:00:50,181 --> 00:00:51,915 That's great. That's awesome. 24 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:53,316 It's amazing you found something 25 00:00:53,317 --> 00:00:54,684 to be passionate about. 26 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:57,253 Yeah, for a while I was afraid I'd be making espressos 27 00:00:57,254 --> 00:00:59,656 and scrubbing coffee pots the rest of my life. 28 00:00:59,657 --> 00:01:03,393 I'd be happy if you just did it the rest of the day. 29 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:06,029 Yikes, I wonder what I should call that photo. 30 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:09,966 Oh, how about "Boss's Brilliance Eclipsed Only By Her Beauty." 31 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:12,635 Make me double prints. 32 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:17,159 Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:17,541 --> 00:01:21,541 ♪ Life's changing around me, and I'm gonna make it mine ♪ 34 00:01:24,348 --> 00:01:28,348 ♪ I'm reaching out and living by my rules... ♪ 35 00:01:30,221 --> 00:01:33,690 ♪ Time's moving way too fast ♪ 36 00:01:33,691 --> 00:01:37,691 ♪ I wanna make it last... ♪ 37 00:01:39,864 --> 00:01:43,333 ♪ 'Cause I'm out on my own now ♪ 38 00:01:43,334 --> 00:01:47,834 ♪ And I like the way it feels. ♪ 39 00:01:55,446 --> 00:01:56,479 It can't be the Avon lady. 40 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,480 She's gone dot-com. 41 00:01:57,481 --> 00:01:59,048 You expecting anyone? 42 00:01:59,049 --> 00:02:01,384 No, but if it's G-men, last you heard 43 00:02:01,385 --> 00:02:05,488 Miles Goodman is a towel boy, Club Med Pakistan. 44 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:08,458 Oh, no G-men 45 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:09,592 but we got the J-man. 46 00:02:09,593 --> 00:02:10,793 What's going on, Josh? 47 00:02:10,794 --> 00:02:13,463 Oh, nothing major, just my whole world crumbling. 48 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:15,331 That doesn't sound good. Come on in. 49 00:02:15,332 --> 00:02:16,733 Thanks, Sabrina. 50 00:02:16,734 --> 00:02:18,701 You know, it's a good thing I have someone 51 00:02:18,702 --> 00:02:21,070 who's sensitive, caring, and always there for me. 52 00:02:21,071 --> 00:02:22,372 Thanks. 53 00:02:22,373 --> 00:02:23,373 I meant Morgan. 54 00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:24,741 Could you go tell her I'm here? 55 00:02:24,742 --> 00:02:26,910 I would, but she's in New York shopping. 56 00:02:26,911 --> 00:02:29,512 Apparently your sensitive girlfriend forgot to tell you. 57 00:02:29,513 --> 00:02:30,980 Oh, man! 58 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:32,515 Why does Morgan have to be gone 59 00:02:32,516 --> 00:02:34,751 on the same day I find out I have no talent. 60 00:02:34,752 --> 00:02:36,119 Who said you have no talent? 61 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,954 My professor. 62 00:02:37,955 --> 00:02:39,055 I showed him some of the photographs I took 63 00:02:39,056 --> 00:02:40,423 and he said they were "ho-hum." 64 00:02:40,424 --> 00:02:42,525 Big deal! What does that bozo know anyway? 65 00:02:42,526 --> 00:02:44,994 That bozo spent 20 years at Life magazine 66 00:02:44,995 --> 00:02:46,496 and shot over 50 covers. 67 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:47,764 So, who reads Life magazine? 68 00:02:47,765 --> 00:02:49,265 People only look at it for the... 69 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:50,200 The pictures! 70 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:52,735 Obviously, I don't have what it takes 71 00:02:52,736 --> 00:02:54,203 to be a photographer. 72 00:02:54,204 --> 00:02:55,838 I can't believe you're calling it quits 73 00:02:55,839 --> 00:02:57,273 after one off-the-cuff comment. 74 00:02:57,274 --> 00:02:59,475 He must've said something encouraging about your work. 75 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:02,412 Yeah, sure, he said I had some potential. 76 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:05,315 But he called my pictures "pedestrian." 77 00:03:05,316 --> 00:03:07,317 But "potential" is good. 78 00:03:07,318 --> 00:03:09,152 And "pedestrian" isn't so bad either. 79 00:03:09,153 --> 00:03:10,820 I mean, whenever I cross the street 80 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:12,588 I am proud to be a pedestrian... whoo! 81 00:03:12,589 --> 00:03:16,359 Nice try, but I'm seeing a lot of lattes in my future. 82 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,727 You know, nobody's an expert 83 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:19,095 when they start out. 84 00:03:19,096 --> 00:03:21,798 You think Mozart just plopped himself down in front of a piano 85 00:03:21,799 --> 00:03:23,666 and started playing concertos? 86 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:27,303 Okay, bad example. 87 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:28,072 Look, the point is 88 00:03:28,073 --> 00:03:29,739 it takes years to develop a craft. 89 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:30,708 Look at my Aunts Hilda and Zelda. 90 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:31,975 Which craft did they develop? 91 00:03:31,976 --> 00:03:33,743 Witchcraft, who said anything 92 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:34,678 about witchcraft? 93 00:03:34,679 --> 00:03:35,912 I like your pictures. 94 00:03:35,913 --> 00:03:37,313 Well, some of the students 95 00:03:37,314 --> 00:03:39,682 did say nice things about "Bird on a Stoop." 96 00:03:39,683 --> 00:03:41,217 Well, then, get out there. 97 00:03:41,218 --> 00:03:42,719 Shoot more birds, more stoops. 98 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,786 This is your passion. 99 00:03:43,787 --> 00:03:45,021 You have to go after it! 100 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,055 You really think so? 101 00:03:46,056 --> 00:03:47,056 I know so. 102 00:03:47,057 --> 00:03:48,458 And you heard it 103 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:52,095 from one of the world's greatest pedestrians. 104 00:03:52,096 --> 00:03:52,930 Hey, Aunt Hilda 105 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:54,564 you know how you're always looking for new ways 106 00:03:54,565 --> 00:03:56,232 to bring in people to the coffeehouse? 107 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:56,834 You mean, like last week 108 00:03:56,835 --> 00:04:00,670 when I started that rumor that Brad Pitt had been spotted here? 109 00:04:00,671 --> 00:04:01,971 That was a rumor? 110 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:03,206 I worked extra shifts! 111 00:04:03,207 --> 00:04:05,108 Wow! 112 00:04:05,109 --> 00:04:06,776 There really is one born every minute. 113 00:04:06,777 --> 00:04:09,178 Anyway, I thought of a great new idea to bring in business. 114 00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:11,447 Let local artists display their work here. 115 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:13,649 I'm not exactly bouncing off the walls. 116 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:17,650 You get a percentage of whatever they sell. 117 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:21,090 I'll take that as a "yes." 118 00:04:21,091 --> 00:04:22,825 And you know, it's not just about money. 119 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:25,728 The coffeehouse could become a famous watering hole for artists. 120 00:04:25,729 --> 00:04:28,798 Like the great salons of gay Paree. 121 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:30,600 I could be a patron of the arts... 122 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:33,102 An inspiration to young talent... 123 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:53,991 Great! 124 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:55,858 so where do we find our first artist to sponge off? 125 00:04:55,859 --> 00:04:57,593 What a coincidence. 126 00:04:57,594 --> 00:04:58,495 I think I see one now. 127 00:04:58,496 --> 00:04:59,496 Josh? 128 00:04:59,497 --> 00:05:00,897 He can't even draw the blinds. 129 00:05:00,898 --> 00:05:02,398 He's a really talented photographer. 130 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:03,399 Hey, guess what! 131 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,667 My aunt wants you to display 132 00:05:04,668 --> 00:05:06,069 some of your photographs here. 133 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:07,570 Are you serious? 134 00:05:07,571 --> 00:05:08,338 Absolutely. 135 00:05:08,339 --> 00:05:11,107 My raison d'etra is to encourage creativity 136 00:05:11,108 --> 00:05:12,608 enlightenment, vision... 137 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:15,945 Cash only. All sales are final. 138 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,882 Very powerful imagery. 139 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:20,551 Thank you. 140 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:22,118 I love the way the oak tree's beauty 141 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:25,421 is juxtaposed against the hideousness of acid rain. 142 00:05:25,422 --> 00:05:27,356 Oh, that's an iced mocha 143 00:05:27,357 --> 00:05:29,058 someone splashed on it. 144 00:05:29,059 --> 00:05:31,394 Oh. 145 00:05:32,097 --> 00:05:35,031 I love it-- the perfect melding of art and menial labor. 146 00:05:35,032 --> 00:05:36,966 Sabrina, nobody's liking my stuff. 147 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,001 I think this whole idea was a bust. 148 00:05:39,002 --> 00:05:41,062 Oh, that's not true. Its going great! 149 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:41,841 I mean, look... 150 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,005 that woman is checking out your work. 151 00:05:43,006 --> 00:05:46,509 She's checking for spinach in her teeth. 152 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,815 Remind me again, what is ten percent of nothing? 153 00:05:52,816 --> 00:05:55,318 Aunt Hilda, you've got to have a little patience. 154 00:05:55,319 --> 00:05:56,486 I mean, you know the saying: 155 00:05:56,487 --> 00:05:58,354 "Moulin Rouge wasn't built in a day." 156 00:05:58,355 --> 00:05:59,655 That was Rome. 157 00:05:59,656 --> 00:06:02,091 And if they had listened to me instead of that dufus Caesar 158 00:06:02,092 --> 00:06:03,459 it would've been done by noon. 159 00:06:05,129 --> 00:06:06,796 Look, Sabrina, I know you meant well 160 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:08,598 but the public has spoken. 161 00:06:08,599 --> 00:06:10,299 My photos stink. 162 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,535 Wait, Josh, wait... 163 00:06:12,536 --> 00:06:13,703 Brilliant! 164 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:14,605 Look over there. 165 00:06:14,605 --> 00:06:15,497 Excuse me, 166 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:16,406 Who do I talk to about buying this? 167 00:06:16,407 --> 00:06:17,407 Me. 168 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:18,474 Did you hear that? 169 00:06:18,475 --> 00:06:19,642 Someone wants to buy my photo! 170 00:06:19,643 --> 00:06:22,478 No kidding, that's great! 171 00:06:22,479 --> 00:06:24,313 Exquisite, isn't it? 172 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:25,715 We'd like to purchase this piece. 173 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:28,017 Sorry, this gentleman already asked about it. 174 00:06:28,018 --> 00:06:29,886 I'll give you $800 for it. 175 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:32,188 However, no deal is final until the check clears. 176 00:06:32,189 --> 00:06:34,023 $800? Did you hear that? 177 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:35,558 I'm willing to pay $1,000. 178 00:06:35,559 --> 00:06:37,760 $1,000 for that? 179 00:06:37,761 --> 00:06:39,295 He'll take it! 180 00:06:39,296 --> 00:06:42,298 Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of "Cat Without Shame." 181 00:06:42,299 --> 00:06:44,700 My wife's going to love it. 182 00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:47,470 Apparently he's married to "Wife Without Taste." 183 00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:49,205 Whoo-hoo... you sold your first photograph! 184 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:51,474 Yeah, for 1,000 bucks. 185 00:06:51,475 --> 00:06:52,909 Not so fast, Ansel Adams. 186 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:54,110 One of those C-notes 187 00:06:54,111 --> 00:06:56,546 is mine. 188 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:59,949 Someone actually paid money for a picture of you? 189 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,517 That's right, toots. 190 00:07:01,518 --> 00:07:05,254 1,000 smackeroos for Saberhagen in the buff. 191 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:07,757 You're sure it wasn't pesos or lira? 192 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:10,259 Face it, I'm a natural-born star. 193 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:13,229 Zellie, I'm ready for my close-up. 194 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:16,332 Trust me, you have no future in show business. 195 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,467 I've already got one paw in the door. 196 00:07:18,468 --> 00:07:20,303 Read this. 197 00:07:20,304 --> 00:07:24,173 Hmm, "Open auditions for Little Wussies Cat Food commercial." 198 00:07:24,174 --> 00:07:25,975 I faxed my head shot this morning. 199 00:07:25,976 --> 00:07:28,511 The one with the "come hither" look. 200 00:07:28,512 --> 00:07:31,013 Just how do you plan to get to this audition? 201 00:07:31,014 --> 00:07:32,782 Purr, I love you... 202 00:07:32,783 --> 00:07:35,318 I assure you, that is not helping your case. 203 00:07:35,319 --> 00:07:38,054 Please, Zelda, let me follow my dream! 204 00:07:38,055 --> 00:07:39,355 I'm a college professor. 205 00:07:39,356 --> 00:07:41,324 I don't have time to be your chauffeur. 206 00:07:41,325 --> 00:07:42,525 How about my co-star? 207 00:07:42,526 --> 00:07:43,626 They want real pets 208 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:45,328 and real owners in the commercial. 209 00:07:45,329 --> 00:07:47,563 Oh, Salem, I'm not an actress. 210 00:07:47,564 --> 00:07:50,800 Are you interested in what is or what could be? 211 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:54,801 Just look at that face. 212 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:58,841 Well, it is uncommonly symmetrical. 213 00:07:58,842 --> 00:08:01,244 You want to hide those perfect cheekbones 214 00:08:01,245 --> 00:08:02,545 behind a physics book 215 00:08:02,546 --> 00:08:05,114 or share them with those who weren't as blessed? 216 00:08:05,115 --> 00:08:08,017 Well, I wouldn't want to be selfish. 217 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:09,418 That's my girl. 218 00:08:12,089 --> 00:08:13,823 Oh, I'm good. 219 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:16,259 I'm real good. 220 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:18,861 Josh, didn't my aunt tell you to clean up the back? 221 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,263 Uh, yeah, I'll get to it. 222 00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:21,397 Hey, I'm thinking of shooting 223 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:23,466 a whole series on asphalt driveways. 224 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:25,201 Wouldn't that be a huge seller? 225 00:08:25,202 --> 00:08:27,270 Me, I'm more of a cement kind of gal. 226 00:08:27,271 --> 00:08:28,671 But let's face it, you know 227 00:08:28,672 --> 00:08:30,873 selling art is a hit- or-miss kind of thing. 228 00:08:30,874 --> 00:08:32,708 Some artists go years between sales. 229 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:34,610 Well, maybe you didn't hear me. 230 00:08:34,611 --> 00:08:35,745 I said asphalt. 231 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:38,214 Josh, I don't mean to be, um... 232 00:08:38,215 --> 00:08:39,548 oh, what is it called... 233 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:40,683 your boss? 234 00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:41,817 But would you mind 235 00:08:41,818 --> 00:08:43,386 reacquainting yourself with a broom? 236 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:45,154 Hilda, relax. 237 00:08:45,155 --> 00:08:47,123 I'm the guy that's turning your coffeehouse 238 00:08:47,124 --> 00:08:48,858 into one of the world's great salons. 239 00:08:48,859 --> 00:08:52,194 And everybody loves a clean salon. 240 00:08:52,195 --> 00:08:54,664 That's a beautiful cat. 241 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:55,831 Oh, thanks. 242 00:08:55,832 --> 00:08:58,701 We just had Mandy's highlights done. 243 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:00,870 Your cat gets highlights? 244 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:02,938 Oh, they're worth every penny. 245 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:05,041 Mandy's been raking in the magazine work 246 00:09:05,042 --> 00:09:07,176 since we gave her the silver weave. 247 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:09,979 You know, you might want to do something 248 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,947 with your little alley cat. 249 00:09:11,948 --> 00:09:14,483 His coat does look a bit dull. 250 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,088 Miss Spellman, we're ready for you and Salem. 251 00:09:19,089 --> 00:09:21,357 Well, come on, Salem. 252 00:09:21,358 --> 00:09:23,359 I mean, here, kitty, kitty. 253 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,728 Here, kitty, kitty. 254 00:09:25,729 --> 00:09:29,729 Mandy, what happened to your diamond collar? 255 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,070 This is Zelda Spellman and Salem. 256 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,939 Simply beautiful... Oh... 257 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:38,708 Cat's a little scruffy, though. 258 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:39,909 Now, Zelda-- 259 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:41,977 you'll say your line 260 00:09:41,978 --> 00:09:44,513 then you put down the bowl of Little Wussies 261 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:46,382 and Salem will come running to eat it. 262 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:47,150 Got it. 263 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:50,019 Ready... and action. 264 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:53,155 Fluffy is such a picky eater. 265 00:09:53,156 --> 00:09:55,991 I've tried 40 kinds of cat food 266 00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:59,328 and he turned up his nose at all of them. 267 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:02,598 I sure hope he likes Little Wussies. 268 00:10:02,599 --> 00:10:04,200 Excellent. 269 00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:06,569 We'll see you at callbacks on Friday. 270 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:07,837 Did you hear that, Salem? 271 00:10:07,838 --> 00:10:09,004 We made the final cut. 272 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:11,173 But you'll need to work with the cat. 273 00:10:11,174 --> 00:10:12,508 He's way over the top. 274 00:10:12,509 --> 00:10:13,410 Well... 275 00:10:13,411 --> 00:10:16,612 I'm sure he'll get it right next time. 276 00:10:16,613 --> 00:10:19,749 After all, he is a natural-born star. 277 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,650 And a diamond thief! 278 00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:23,986 Excuse me, Miss, how much is this photo? 279 00:10:23,987 --> 00:10:25,588 You mean you want to buy it? 280 00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:27,189 Like, of your own free will? 281 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,457 It is for sale, isn't it? 282 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,259 You bet it is, let's go talk to the artist. 283 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,795 Hey, Josh, great news. 284 00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:35,564 This customer is interested in "Dog on Credenza with Cat." 285 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:36,799 I work for a vet. 286 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,201 It'd be perfect in the office. 287 00:10:39,202 --> 00:10:41,937 I'll give you $50 for it. 288 00:10:41,938 --> 00:10:43,472 $50! 289 00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:46,142 Buddy, that won't even cover the sales tax. 290 00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:49,779 Josh, that's more than you make in a day's tips 291 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,814 and more important, he appreciates your work. 292 00:10:51,815 --> 00:10:53,048 Sabrina 293 00:10:53,049 --> 00:10:56,419 my photograph of your cat sold for $1,000. 294 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,220 This shot has a cat and a dog so 295 00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,688 it's worth at least 2,000. 296 00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:01,390 That's too rich for my blood. 297 00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:04,093 You know, they say an artist's body of work 298 00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:06,395 actually quadruples after he's dead. 299 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:07,430 Your point being? 300 00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:09,064 If you're not behind that counter 301 00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:09,966 in 30 seconds, you're going to be 302 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,600 one rich stiff. 303 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:12,935 Hey, don't talk to me like that. 304 00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:14,603 You're $100 richer because of me. 305 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:15,905 A hundred dollars! 306 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:17,306 I'm going to Prada! 307 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:19,442 Okay, I think we all need to take a deep breath 308 00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:21,243 calm down, and remember why we're here. 309 00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:23,412 To get America hopped up on caffeine. 310 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:24,447 Thank you. 311 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:25,781 Maybe you'll listen to her. 312 00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:26,916 Okay, all right. 313 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,084 I think I see what's going on here 314 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:30,920 and Hilda, I'm sorry. 315 00:11:30,921 --> 00:11:31,987 Thank you. 316 00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,322 What are you sorry for? 317 00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:35,991 I feel bad that I have the talent 318 00:11:35,992 --> 00:11:38,294 to develop this exciting new career 319 00:11:38,295 --> 00:11:40,362 and you're going to be stuck grinding beans 320 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:41,198 the rest of your life. 321 00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:41,832 Josh! 322 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,333 Actually, grinding beans is the employees' job 323 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,702 which at this point, is hanging by a thread. 324 00:11:46,703 --> 00:11:47,803 Is that a threat? 325 00:11:47,804 --> 00:11:49,738 Ooh! Talented and smart. 326 00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:51,440 Okay, you can save the witty repartee. 327 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:54,176 Oh, did you hear that, he called you witty. 328 00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:54,945 I quit. 329 00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:57,213 Josh, wait. 330 00:11:58,248 --> 00:11:59,648 Aunt Hilda, it's not his fault. 331 00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:00,983 Of course it's his fault. 332 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:02,318 Who else inflated his ego? 333 00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:04,386 Thought he was God's gift to photography? 334 00:12:04,387 --> 00:12:05,921 Made him think he was too good to do his job? 335 00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:08,691 Can I get back to you on that? 336 00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:15,264 It is still inconceivable to me 337 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:17,433 to think that someone paid Josh 1,000 bucks 338 00:12:17,434 --> 00:12:19,401 for a picture of Salem. 339 00:12:19,402 --> 00:12:20,436 Would it be more conceivable 340 00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:23,005 if that someone were under a spell? 341 00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:24,773 You didn't? 342 00:12:24,774 --> 00:12:26,075 Josh just seemed so depressed 343 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:27,676 when he wasn't selling any pictures 344 00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:29,545 so I thought I'd give him a little confidence booster. 345 00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:31,180 You boosted his confidence all right. 346 00:12:31,181 --> 00:12:32,681 It's amazing his body can still support 347 00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,216 that beach ball of a head. 348 00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:35,051 Do you know of any spells 349 00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:36,519 that can help deflate a guy's ego? 350 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:40,155 Only Mother Nature's remedy-- male-pattern baldness. 351 00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,191 Great. Now what am I going to do? 352 00:12:42,192 --> 00:12:44,126 Oh, you won't have to do anything. 353 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:47,396 The real world will pummel that poor kid down to size. 354 00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:50,933 Before you know it, he'll come crawling through those doors. 355 00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:53,736 I'll save a space for that picture right here. 356 00:12:53,737 --> 00:12:57,473 I'll call it "Employee Comes Back With Tail Between Legs 357 00:12:57,474 --> 00:12:59,708 "Begging for Job While Boss Tries 358 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:02,177 to Find Shorter Name for Picture." 359 00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:03,245 Titles are tough. 360 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,885 Hey, Miles, did anyone call? 361 00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:11,487 Yes, an unidentified source 362 00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:13,255 made contact on my gamma scan. 363 00:13:13,256 --> 00:13:14,823 No, I meant for me. 364 00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:16,725 Oh, Josh called. 365 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,861 Oh, great. Did he happen to say what a big mistake it was 366 00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,529 for him to just up and quit the coffeehouse? 367 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,431 Close. He said he's never setting foot 368 00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:23,599 in the Java Jam again. 369 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,633 Great. 370 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:25,901 And... oh, yeah. 371 00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:28,337 He took the money he made and rented gallery space 372 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,606 to have a showing of his work on Friday. 373 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:32,474 He sells one photograph and he's going 374 00:13:32,475 --> 00:13:34,310 to give himself a gallery exhibition? 375 00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:35,477 Who's going to show up? 376 00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:37,546 I'll go. I think his stuff is pretty good. 377 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:38,581 You do? 378 00:13:38,582 --> 00:13:40,449 Yeah, but I also like to lick the tops 379 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,750 of nine-volt batteries. 380 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:44,453 Well, if you think he's good and I think he's good 381 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:46,722 there's no reason we can't get other people to come see his work. 382 00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:48,591 We just have to get out there and spread the word. 383 00:13:48,592 --> 00:13:49,592 Tell all your friends. 384 00:13:49,593 --> 00:13:51,193 You already know, and Roxie's 385 00:13:51,194 --> 00:13:53,262 out of town at her family reunion. 386 00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:54,964 That was easy. 387 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,065 Miles, I'm desperate. 388 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:57,399 Get anybody-- your shrink 389 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,635 the head of your Dungeon & Dragons club. 390 00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:03,636 Wait. Your shrink is the head of your Dungeons & Dragons club. 391 00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:07,142 : I could've been someone. 392 00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:08,344 I could've had class. 393 00:14:08,345 --> 00:14:10,746 I could've been a contender. 394 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,114 Salem, what are you doing? 395 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:13,148 You're the cat. 396 00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:14,383 The cat doesn't have lines. 397 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:16,785 I know. I'm getting into character. 398 00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,220 I'm a method actor. 399 00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:20,155 What you are is a bad actor. 400 00:14:20,156 --> 00:14:21,223 Oh, yeah? 401 00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:23,626 Have you ever tasted Little Wussies? 402 00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,260 I'm acting my tail off. 403 00:14:25,261 --> 00:14:28,831 If only I had someone decent feeding me lines. 404 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,199 May I remind you 405 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,668 that I'm the one the director complimented. 406 00:14:32,669 --> 00:14:33,936 May I remind you 407 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,372 that your skirt was hiked up to your nostrils. 408 00:14:36,373 --> 00:14:38,841 If that's how my generosity is going to be rewarded 409 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:41,343 you can just find yourself another quantum physicist 410 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:42,544 to help you push kibble. 411 00:14:42,545 --> 00:14:43,679 Zelda, don't go. 412 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,080 This is my process. 413 00:14:45,081 --> 00:14:46,315 I'm a temperamental actor. 414 00:14:46,316 --> 00:14:48,584 I have pictures of you with the Brothers Grimm. 415 00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:51,654 All right, let's take it from the top. 416 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:53,188 Hey, thanks for coming. 417 00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:55,891 Hey, free cheese and crackers? I'm there. 418 00:14:55,892 --> 00:14:56,892 Oh, hey guys. 419 00:14:56,893 --> 00:15:00,195 Oh, hey, Josh. Great turnout. 420 00:15:00,196 --> 00:15:02,598 Guess you got your money's worth out of that Pennysaver ad. 421 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:03,966 Oh, it wasn't just the ad. 422 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,502 Obviously the guy who bought "Cat Without Shame" 423 00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:07,936 was so blown away by my work 424 00:15:07,937 --> 00:15:10,806 that he spread the word to his friends in the art community. 425 00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:12,641 Uh-huh. Works for me. 426 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:15,077 Excuse me. Are you the photographer? 427 00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:17,112 Well, I've taken a few photos. 428 00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:20,516 But my subjects can't be seen with the naked eye. 429 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:21,583 I think this is the gentleman 430 00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:22,851 you wanted to speak to right here. 431 00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:23,886 It's his show. 432 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,954 Great. Maybe you can help us settle a debate. 433 00:15:25,955 --> 00:15:27,022 I'd love to. 434 00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:28,857 Is this longhorn cheddar or Vermont? 435 00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:29,892 Oh, I'll look into that. 436 00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:31,794 Um, Josh, why don't you go introduce yourself 437 00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:34,263 to that person over there admiring that picture? 438 00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:37,733 Well, I see I'm not the only one 439 00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,301 who likes to stop and smell the roses. 440 00:15:39,302 --> 00:15:40,836 Pretty cool, huh? 441 00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:42,237 Beyond cool. 442 00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,339 You can totally feel the vibe 443 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,042 of the extraterrestrial hiding in this unopened bud. 444 00:15:47,043 --> 00:15:48,143 Friend of Miles'? 445 00:15:48,144 --> 00:15:51,480 As far as I know, he's still in Pakistan. 446 00:15:51,481 --> 00:15:54,049 Uh, Josh, this is Ethan from Photo Op Magazine. 447 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,718 He says they're always looking 448 00:15:55,719 --> 00:15:57,853 for interesting new artists to publish. 449 00:15:57,854 --> 00:15:59,888 Well, I'm new and interesting. 450 00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:02,391 I think the real question is whether your magazine 451 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:04,259 is hip and cutting-edge enough for me. 452 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:08,263 Uh, all that talent and a sense of humor. 453 00:16:08,264 --> 00:16:09,732 My pieces concentrate 454 00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:12,401 on the intent behind an artist's work. 455 00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:15,704 Was "Bird on Stool" a visual metaphor 456 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,573 for Man's isolation 457 00:16:17,574 --> 00:16:21,777 in a soulless, technology-driven world? 458 00:16:21,778 --> 00:16:23,645 Actually, I was just waiting for the bus 459 00:16:23,646 --> 00:16:26,582 and I wanted to get a picture of the bird before he flew away. 460 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:27,649 And? 461 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:29,418 And there's the picture. 462 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:30,519 So there was no 463 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,721 aesthetic vision behind the piece? 464 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:35,858 I just liked the bird. 465 00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:38,560 Photography is more than just pointing a camera 466 00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:40,329 at whatever crosses your path. 467 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,397 A good photographer should be trying 468 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:46,502 to convey an emotion or a point of view 469 00:16:46,503 --> 00:16:48,804 through his pictures. 470 00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:52,241 As opposed to me, who's just a ho-hum pedestrian? 471 00:16:52,242 --> 00:16:53,209 Excuse me? 472 00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,910 Uh, cheese? 473 00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:57,079 We've been having an interesting debate. 474 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,047 Is this longhorn cheddar or Vermont? 475 00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:01,850 I think that more thought went into the cheese platters 476 00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:03,886 than the photographs hanging on the wall. 477 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:05,053 That's not true. 478 00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:08,123 These came ready-made from Costco. 479 00:17:08,124 --> 00:17:10,025 Well, you blew it. 480 00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:12,194 Not only did you race through your lines 481 00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:13,862 but on the day of our callback 482 00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:15,297 you dressed like Bea Arthur. 483 00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:16,298 It's a look. 484 00:17:16,299 --> 00:17:18,000 Would you quit panicking? 485 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,568 I'm sure we did fine. 486 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:21,503 Why else would they have asked us to stay? 487 00:17:21,504 --> 00:17:22,871 Hello. 488 00:17:22,872 --> 00:17:26,575 Isn't that skirt a little drafty for January? 489 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:29,978 The director seemed to warm right up to it. 490 00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,547 Congratulations Miss Spellman. 491 00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:32,714 You've got the part. 492 00:17:32,715 --> 00:17:34,550 Really? Oh, that's fantastic. 493 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:37,252 Hope you saved the receipt for that skirt. 494 00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:39,354 Oh, obviously, they decided to go 495 00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:41,290 for the frumpy housewife look. 496 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,958 You'll be perfect. 497 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,026 I've got some good news 498 00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:45,794 for you, too, Mrs. Scott. 499 00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:48,197 The role of the cat goes to Mandy. 500 00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:53,569 Well, it's a good thing the party broke up. 501 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:55,404 We're all out of crackers and cheese. 502 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,673 Sabrina, that's why the party broke up. 503 00:17:57,674 --> 00:18:00,042 It's the only reason those people came. 504 00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,243 Let's face it. 505 00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:03,946 I'm never going to sell another photograph. 506 00:18:03,947 --> 00:18:05,347 I'm a one-trick pony. 507 00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:07,516 Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not cut out for this. 508 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:08,684 Is that what you really think? 509 00:18:08,685 --> 00:18:09,685 Of course not. 510 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:11,887 But it doesn't matter what I think. 511 00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:14,957 Do you like this picture? 512 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,592 Well, yeah, I do 513 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:17,860 but other people don't seem to... 514 00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:18,994 Oh, forget about other people. 515 00:18:18,995 --> 00:18:20,162 This isn't about other people. 516 00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:22,197 This is about you believing in yourself. 517 00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:23,465 And if you measure your talent 518 00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:25,400 based on other people's approval 519 00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:27,202 your self-esteem is going to go up and down 520 00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:28,971 faster than a jackrabbit on a pogo stick. 521 00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:31,139 Why are you suddenly talking like Jed Clampett? 522 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,608 I'm trying to make a point. 523 00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:34,476 You told me you loved photography. 524 00:18:34,477 --> 00:18:35,477 Yeah, I do. 525 00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:37,546 Well, then you got to stick with it. 526 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:39,014 Persistence is everything. 527 00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,315 You're never going to get better 528 00:18:40,316 --> 00:18:41,783 unless you fail every now and then. 529 00:18:41,784 --> 00:18:43,118 Someone forgot to invite me 530 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,553 to their gallery show. 531 00:18:44,554 --> 00:18:46,088 So when does the party start? 532 00:18:46,089 --> 00:18:47,422 It's over. 533 00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:49,658 And you'll be happy to know I didn't sell a thing. 534 00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:52,794 Josh, I didn't come here because I wanted to see you fail. 535 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:55,430 Sure, you neglected your responsibilities at work 536 00:18:55,431 --> 00:18:56,798 and treated me like dirt 537 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:57,966 but I wasn't going to miss 538 00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,635 your first exhibition. 539 00:18:59,636 --> 00:19:01,403 Now, where's that free cheese? 540 00:19:01,404 --> 00:19:03,538 Hilda, look, I owe you a big apology. 541 00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:05,908 My behavior at the coffee shop was totally out of line. 542 00:19:05,909 --> 00:19:08,543 It's okay. Sometimes people get carried away 543 00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:10,312 and do things without thinking 544 00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:11,813 about the repercussions. 545 00:19:11,814 --> 00:19:13,749 Isn't that right, Sabrina? 546 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,017 Absolutely. 547 00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:17,786 Look, I don't know what kind of photographer you are 548 00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:20,622 but when you pay attention you're a heck of a manager. 549 00:19:20,623 --> 00:19:21,723 So what do you say? 550 00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,158 I'd love to. 551 00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:25,394 Great. Well, I'm going to look around for a while 552 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:26,595 and, uh, if you find any of that cheese 553 00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:28,463 give me a holler. 554 00:19:28,464 --> 00:19:30,465 Hey, look, it's that guy that wanted to buy 555 00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:34,036 the picture at the coffeehouse. 556 00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:35,203 Hey, I know you. 557 00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:36,939 You're the guy who couldn't afford 558 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,507 "Dog on Credenza with Cat." 559 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,943 Yes. Just because I can't afford your work 560 00:19:40,944 --> 00:19:42,678 doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. 561 00:19:42,679 --> 00:19:44,513 Aw, who says you can't afford it? 562 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:45,580 You did. 563 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:47,516 That was before. 564 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,151 Here you go. 565 00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:51,420 It's yours, on the house. 566 00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:53,388 I couldn't just take it for free. 567 00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:54,656 Well, sure you can. 568 00:19:54,657 --> 00:19:55,891 Between you and me 569 00:19:55,892 --> 00:19:57,526 I've still got a little work to do 570 00:19:57,527 --> 00:19:58,961 on my aesthetic vision. 571 00:19:58,962 --> 00:20:01,463 At least let me give you the $50 I offered you before. 572 00:20:01,464 --> 00:20:04,199 Then I wouldn't feel so guilty about the names I called you 573 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,700 after I was laughed out of the coffeehouse. 574 00:20:08,738 --> 00:20:10,505 Wow, so you got your job back 575 00:20:10,506 --> 00:20:11,840 and sold a picture? 576 00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:13,342 Must be your lucky day. 577 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:14,509 Yes, it is. 578 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,711 Thanks, Sabrina. 579 00:20:15,712 --> 00:20:17,713 If it weren't for you, I never would have had 580 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:18,814 the courage to try this. 581 00:20:18,815 --> 00:20:20,682 Well, it's the least I could do. 582 00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:21,717 Trust me on that. 583 00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:23,852 What do you say we take this 50 bucks 584 00:20:23,853 --> 00:20:26,488 get crazy and blow it on a brick of Velveeta? 585 00:20:26,489 --> 00:20:27,489 Keep your money. 586 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:29,424 I saved us a little private stash. 587 00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:35,464 Monsieur. 588 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:37,366 Thank you, Mademoiselle. 589 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:40,035 Oh... say cheese. 590 00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:41,236 Did I hear cheese? 591 00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:50,278 Oh! Hilda! 592 00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:52,014 The commercial's coming on. Hurry. 593 00:20:52,015 --> 00:20:54,616 Oh, I can't believe you're going to be on television. 594 00:20:54,617 --> 00:20:55,951 I can't believe they hired 595 00:20:55,952 --> 00:20:58,687 that no-talent, silver-tipped fur ball over me. 596 00:20:58,688 --> 00:20:59,788 That's show biz. 597 00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:02,090 You tried, you lost, get over it. 598 00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:05,794 Shh. Here comes my big entrance. 599 00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:08,930 I've tried 40 different kinds of cat foods 600 00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:12,100 and Fluffy has turned her nose up at all of them. 601 00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:13,835 I sure hope she likes Little Wussies. 602 00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:15,871 There's my leg. 603 00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:17,072 My arms, my arms. 604 00:21:17,073 --> 00:21:18,407 Where's your head? 605 00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:20,742 Little Wussies, you're a lifesaver. 606 00:21:20,743 --> 00:21:21,843 That's it? 607 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:24,079 Three and a half hours in hair and makeup 608 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,881 and they don't even show my face? 609 00:21:25,882 --> 00:21:27,115 That's show biz, babe. 610 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:29,551 You tried, you lost, get over it. 611 00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:36,311 Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com 43562

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