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Oh, Jesus!
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Ginny, it's five in the morning.
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Half five, I know, I'm mucking out.
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I just got your message from last
night, are you OK, babe?
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No, not really.
I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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You got your hot water sorted?
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No. No, I've got
no water whatsoever.
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I had to stay at the club
last night.
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Well listen, babe, if you want me to
send Bolek round, just say the word.
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Who?
Bolek. He's my cleaner's boy.
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Is he a plumber? He's Polish.
They can do anything, can't they?
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I gave him a few days work here,
but now he just seems to be spending
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his time trying to systematically
impregnate all of my stable girls.
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Just show him a bit of ankle after
he's done the boiler
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and he'll probably
flush your entire system for you,
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if you know what I mean, babes?
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Yeah, yeah, send him here and I'll
give him some keys for the flat.
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OK, babe.
Don't do anything I would.
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Ciao.
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Hello? Is there someone in there?
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Is there anything I can do?
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Oh, hello, Eric. Can I help you?
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Were you asleep?
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No, why would I be asleep?
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Well, you look
like you've just woken up.
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Do you know how incredibly rude
that is, to say that to somebody?
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It's not rude
if that person has just woken up.
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Look, Eric,
can we talk about this later?
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If you're staying here overnight,
you've just got to let me
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know so I can kill
the alarm in this zone.
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You must keep very still
when you're asleep.
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I did not stay here overnight.
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You're lucky you're
not like Mrs Eric,
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when she sleeps she flaps
around like a grounded cod.
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Eric, for the last time,
I did not stay here overnight.
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Now, was there anything else?
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Yeah, you've a big red mark
on your face where you haven't
been sleeping on the massage bed.
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Morning, Sally.
You on earlys all this week?
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Oh, hi, Marcus, yeah.
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I don't know whether I'm coming or
going, it's a logistical nightmare.
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Aw, because of your son?
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Is everything all right? Sally?
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Do you want me
to cover the desk for you?
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Excuse me, can you tell me
where I can find power cardio?
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Yes, one moment.
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What are you doing here?
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What do you mean, "What am
I doing here?" - I work here.
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Not at six in the morning you don't.
We're lucky if we see you by ten.
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Well, I say "lucky."
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That is the beauty of being
in charge, Marcus.
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I may come in at six o'clock,
I may come in at ten o'clock.
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That's the one thing that
should keep you on your toes.
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If you'll pardon the expression.
Now, where's Sally?
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She... had to nip out.
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"Nip out?"
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Er, power cardio?
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Yes, hang on a minute.
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Nip out where? She had to
go out to... move her car.
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Right, this is obviously a new car?
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Obviously.
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Well... I am trying to find cardio.
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Will you please have
some manners? I'm talking.
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Well, you can tell Sally,
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when she comes back from
moving her "new" car,
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one - congratulations on passing
her driving test since yesterday.
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And two - please report to my office
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so I know exactly how
much time she needs
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to make up at the end of her day.
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Don't try to pull the wool
over my eyes, Mr Wells,
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it may be six in the morning,
but I'm still sharp as a tack.
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Now, kindly help this woman,
she's lost her cardigan.
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OK? Now before we start,
I'm just going to cleanse your aura.
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I had a bath this morning.
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Don't worry,
it's a different kind of cleansing.
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It's complimentary with every 30
minute Reiki healing session.
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I don't know nothing about it.
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My wife booked it for me.
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We've tried everything else,
chiropractor, acupuncture.
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We even went to Bournemouth to
see Psychic Sally.
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Don't worry.
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I'm feeling resistance
from your crown chakra,
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but I'm actually getting a very
positive energy from your back.
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I think we may get results here.
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Can I get you anything?
Glass of water? Tissue?
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No, I'm all right, thanks.
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It's just that once I've started,
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although there's
no physical contact,
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I can't break the connection
until the end of the session.
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Honestly, I'm all right.
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OK, here we go.
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Don't worry, you won't
feel anything except
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the soothing emotion of well-being.
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Oh my God, I'm so relaxed.
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I did warn you.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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No, no, it's fine, don't worry.
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We had a bit of a blow-out
last night from Dominos.
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My wife had a quattro formaggi
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and I had a 12-inch meat feast.
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Have you ever had one?
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No.
Oh, they take some getting through.
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Hell of a lot of red meat.
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Anyway, sorry.
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Your body is in an extreme state
of relaxation, it can't be helped.
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That's all right then.
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Oh my God!
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Is it possible to shut the window?
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It's a bit nippy in here.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll admit
it's certainly unorthodox.
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Unorthodox?
It's positively barbaric.
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Are you sure she definitely
asked you to wear it?
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She may have just been
using it as a visual aid.
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She wasn't using it as a visual aid.
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Everyone got weighed,
I was told I was the heaviest
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and then made to wear a pig mask.
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It's not an unattractive pig.
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Beg your pardon?
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The actual pig face itself,
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it's more comic than say repulsive.
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Your 28-day Rapido Weight
Loss Plan has cost me almost
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£2,000 and on my first day
I've been told to wear a pig mask!
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I can't help feeling you're seeing
this in a slightly negative light.
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How would you feel
if you were in that class
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and you were told that you were
the fattest person in the room
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and then made to wear a pig mask?
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I'm not sure I'd be the fattest
person in the room.
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Beg your pardon?!
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I'm sorry you've been less
than elated with our programme,
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Mrs Wylde, and I'd like... Muzz.
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I'm sorry?
I prefer to be known as Muzz.
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Oh. Like Madonna or Lulu.
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What?
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Just a one word name, "Muzz."
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Like Bez from the Happy Mondays.
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What on Earth are you talking about?
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I prefer to be known as Muzz Wylde,
not Miss or Mrs.
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I prefer to keep my marital
status to myself.
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Yes, good idea, keep 'em guessing.
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Oh, come on, not again.
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Ms Wylde, we would like
to offer you a free
California hydrotherapy session,
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by way of apology
for any distress caused.
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Completely free, worth £150.
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Hmm, well, I'm still not happy.
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Well, I would never suggest that.
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This is "colonic irrigation".
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Guaranteed to lose up to
four pounds in one session.
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Well, it'll have to do for now.
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But you haven't heard the
last of this. Of course
not, that would be madness.
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Thank you so much,
enjoy the rest of your day.
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Alison, I... Oh?
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I'm down here, hang on.
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I'm sorry I had to rush out earlier,
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but I did call and get
someone to cover the desk.
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Yeah, well, you can't just waltz off
whenever you feel like it, Sally.
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I will make up
the time at the end of the day.
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And tell Davina she's got
Fatty Mon-Batty coming
in for a free colonic.
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Although Christ knows
if she's got a hose big
enough for an arse that sss...
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Size.
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So, that's two colonics for Davina.
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I'm sorry?
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Well, one colonic hydrotherapy
for Fatima Mon-Bate
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and I see Ms Wylde has
a voucher for one too.
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Fatima what?
Fatima Mon-Bate.
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Yes, how is Fatima?
Miss Mon-Bate?
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Oh, she's doing really well.
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She's just upgraded
to our platinum package.
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Lovely.
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Ms Wylde, I hardly noticed you
there, was there something else?
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My bag.
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Of course.
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Sally.
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Thanks. No worries.
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So, if you can fill
in this form, take a seat,
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someone will see you as soon
as possible, if not before.
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How they see me
before as soon as possible?
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I've no idea. Next one please.
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Hi, Sally, I'm here to see Alison.
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Good morning.
Can I ask you to fill out this form
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and take a seat next to the slightly
dwarfy-looking boy at the end?
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Sally, I'm Costas.
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Hello, Costas.
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Oh, are you Turkish?
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Oh, I bet you can cook all that
lovely Turkish food, can't you?
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I love that green stuff.
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Oh, what's it called? Tombola.
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Sally, I'm Costas, the chief exec
of the Spa Leisure Group.
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We've met countless times.
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I'm your boss.
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Oh, my gosh!
Did you used to have a moustache?
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No. Glasses?
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No. A wig?
I'm here to see Alison.
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Oh, she's interviewing at the
moment, we're getting a new chef.
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But I'm sure she'll be fine
with you going straight through.
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That's probably not a bad idea.
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What's going on?
I don't know.
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She was going through my NVQs
and she just fell asleep.
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Alison?
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Alison! Yes! Yes.
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Thank you, Jeffrey.
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Jason.
That all seems to be in order.
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Um, some very small print on here,
it's quite difficult to read.
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But er, apart from that, very good.
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Very good indeed.
We will let you know.
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Costas, almost didn't
see you creep in there.
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Very bright lad, that.
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I didn't "creep" anywhere.
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You were asleep.
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Um, I'm sorry?
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Look, forget it, we need to talk.
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OK. Quite a busy day here.
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We need to talk about Rose.
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Your cleaner?
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I've just come from the hospital.
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Yes, how is Rose?
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I meant to pop in to
see her over the weekend,
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but completely slipped my mind.
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She jumped off the roof
of this building
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because she felt she was being
ignored by her employers.
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How do you think she's feeling?
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Believe me, I have been
absolutely distraught about it.
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I've just immersed myself
in my work.
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People deal with
grief in different ways, Costas.
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Sorry, Alison, do you want to take
your 11 o'clock massage now?
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Or are you OK to see another chef?
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Sally, what have
I told you about crashing in?
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I am in conference with
Mr Kleovoulu.
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Right, no massage then.
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Why do you need a new chef?
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Did the last one
jump off the roof as well?
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Mrs Crabbe, this bag of
clothes has been found in
one of the treatment rooms.
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What do you want me to do with it?
Davina suggested the charity shop,
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but I thought I'd better
check with you first.
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Um...
It looks like a bag of washing.
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I don't think a charity shop
will take that.
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It were stuffed into the back
of the cupboard.
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Just throw them Eric,
we're abolishing all lost property.
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Mrs Crabbe?
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Well, we could hang onto
it for a few days I suppose.
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Eric, incinerate the laundry
and close the door behind you.
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Affirmative.
243
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:04,043
Oh, what a morning!
244
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,482
How's you?
245
00:14:05,483 --> 00:14:07,823
You know they're
interviewing for another chef today?
246
00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:10,683
Yeah, I did see that.
Why did they sack the last one?
247
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,183
He was only here a couple of weeks.
248
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:15,563
They sacked him because
he started seeing
one of the girls in the kitchen.
249
00:14:15,743 --> 00:14:18,123
How can they do that?
They've done it.
250
00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:20,683
He was lovely.
251
00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:23,243
Yeah, a really nice guy, wasn't he?
Got on really well with him.
252
00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:26,363
Me too. What was his name?
Dunno.
253
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,543
Do you know what this is?
254
00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:30,523
A banana?
255
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,162
No, this situation?
256
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,202
No. Unfair dismissal.
257
00:14:34,203 --> 00:14:35,643
Well, yes, of course it is.
258
00:14:35,663 --> 00:14:37,801
They tried to shaft Marcus
when he had his accident here,
259
00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:39,803
they shafted Rose,
look what happened to her.
260
00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:41,803
Now they've shafted... what's
his name?
261
00:14:41,903 --> 00:14:43,503
You know what this place needs?
262
00:14:43,543 --> 00:14:45,043
Less shafting?
263
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,841
Investigating.
This place needs investigating.
264
00:14:48,842 --> 00:14:50,923
Well, I don't know
about investigating.
265
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,163
My treatment room needs fumigating.
266
00:15:01,163 --> 00:15:04,602
B-O-L-E-K...
267
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,203
"Bolek."
268
00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:08,042
And your name is?
269
00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:10,282
Oh, I'm Sally, nice to meet you.
270
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,322
The pleasure is all mine.
271
00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:15,163
Are you sure she's expecting you?
You're not on the list.
272
00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:18,543
Oh, yes, she is expecting me.
I-I am the plumber.
273
00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:21,323
Oh, you're not here
for a job interview?
274
00:15:21,523 --> 00:15:23,243
Sorry, I thought
you were one of the chefs.
275
00:15:24,363 --> 00:15:27,962
There is a job for a chef?
A full time job?
276
00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:30,743
Yeah, the other guy's gone,
so we need a new chef.
277
00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:34,243
Those two are early, so
I'll squeeze you in quick, come on.
278
00:15:34,263 --> 00:15:35,522
OK.
279
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:38,603
Hey, Sally, don't mention
to Alison that I am a plumber.
280
00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:39,803
OK, no problem.
281
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,882
Your accent, it's not Geordie,
is it?
282
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,403
No, it is Polish.
283
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,683
Oh, I bet you're from Poland.
284
00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:50,443
Yes. Amazing!
285
00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:52,883
Yes?
286
00:15:54,343 --> 00:15:56,363
This is Bolek.
287
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:58,123
Hello, Bolek. Take a seat.
288
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,143
Sorry, I'm not being racist,
289
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:08,283
but is Bolek your
Christian name, or your surname?
290
00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:09,723
I can't find your application.
291
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:13,323
I am not blaspheming
when I say I'm not a Christian?
292
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:14,623
Sorry?
293
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,403
I make joke with you!
294
00:16:19,883 --> 00:16:22,662
My-my first name is Bolek.
295
00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:25,743
Ginny tells me
you are an amazing person.
296
00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:27,563
Oh, she sent you about the boiler.
297
00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:29,963
I thought you were...
Did she?
298
00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:32,183
Oh, yes.
She said you are more than a friend,
299
00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:34,823
she said she would trust you
with her life.
300
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:37,963
She say she thinks of you
as her sister.
301
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,523
Well, we have a laugh.
302
00:16:40,524 --> 00:16:45,323
I am blessed that Ginny also thinks
of me as a member of the family.
303
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:46,443
Right.
304
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:50,983
So, Ginny says you have work for me?
305
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,803
Yes. My boiler's
been broken for a week
306
00:16:53,983 --> 00:16:55,881
and now I've got
no water at all.
307
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,383
Alison, I am sorry,
I'm not a plumber.
308
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:00,423
Oh.
I am a chef.
309
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:03,163
Oh, it's just Ginny
thought you could probably...
310
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:04,223
You're a chef?
311
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,923
Yes.
312
00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:07,243
Where have you worked before?
313
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,522
Well, in Poland
I work in many places,
314
00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:13,963
hotels, nice restaurants.
315
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:17,243
Once in a health spa.
316
00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:19,482
Really? Yes.
317
00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:23,163
Well, if you can get your CV,
qualifications and references
318
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,423
to me by the end of the day,
I'll certainly add you to our list.
319
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:30,682
My papers are all in Poland.
It is the same for my brother...
320
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,163
Right, well, I'm sorry but...
..who is a plumber.
321
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:36,303
Without references...
Your brother is a plumber?
322
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,517
Yes.
323
00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:41,377
Do you want me to ask him
to fix your radiator?
324
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,157
Boiler.
Boiler?
325
00:17:44,117 --> 00:17:48,217
You have no idea how difficult it is
getting a plumber to turn up.
326
00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:50,117
I mean, do they not want the work?
327
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,697
I don't understand it.
328
00:17:51,777 --> 00:17:55,635
You have no idea how difficult it
is to find a job as a chef.
329
00:17:55,636 --> 00:17:57,557
Even with family trying to help.
330
00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:03,417
To be honest, none of these
applicants have got two brain cells
331
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,437
to rub together.
332
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,437
Can you start tomorrow?
Tomorrow, I start.
333
00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:10,717
Today, I learn the
ropes in my own time.
334
00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:13,996
And your brother?
Brother?
335
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:15,717
Your brother, the plumber?
336
00:18:15,797 --> 00:18:17,997
Ah, yes, yes, my brother.
337
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,477
My brother the plumber.
338
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,916
Yes, I will, I will call him.
339
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,656
I need hot water today.
340
00:18:24,657 --> 00:18:27,157
Oh, of course, of course,
I will not let you down.
341
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,197
The... well, the plumber
will not let you down.
342
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:32,057
My brother, the plumber...
343
00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:35,317
Yes.
344
00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:42,675
So, all being well, Rose will
start back in a couple of weeks.
345
00:18:42,676 --> 00:18:45,217
I went to the hospital
earlier in the week.
346
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:46,797
I took her some crystals.
347
00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:49,397
Well, that's a bit hardcore,
isn't it? Crystal meth?
348
00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:51,957
She's in her 70s.
Healing crystals.
349
00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:53,917
Oh, yeah. She'll have been
over the moon with those.
350
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:57,036
OK. Keep up the good work.
Hi, everyone.
351
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:59,155
I just wanted to introduce Bolek,
352
00:18:59,156 --> 00:19:01,877
the latest addition
to our big happy family.
353
00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:03,297
How do you do? Eric.
354
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:07,635
I thought you were going to
ask Costas about
the other chef's unfair sacking?
355
00:19:07,636 --> 00:19:10,037
I was until I saw how fit
the new one was.
356
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,677
Hey Bolek, welcome to The Spa.
357
00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:16,437
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
358
00:19:16,637 --> 00:19:21,076
I would like to thank Alison
for giving me this opportunity.
359
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:25,717
I mean, never before
in my life have I been shown
360
00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:28,997
such kindness
by such strange people.
361
00:19:30,017 --> 00:19:33,016
I will not let you down.
362
00:19:33,017 --> 00:19:34,357
I'll not let you down.
363
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:39,417
I think he means "strangers".
364
00:19:55,157 --> 00:19:57,177
I knew it!
365
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,278
Goodnight, Mrs Crabbe.
366
00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:39,658
Night, Eric.
367
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,470
Oh, shit!
368
00:20:46,389 --> 00:21:16,864
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