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- Finally, the moment everyone
has been waiting for.
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The final chapter to my 10-part series
on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel.
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Hulk smash.
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This week,
we're focusing on the battle of Earth.
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Now we all know the story.
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The Avengers were trying to save
the world, but if we're being honest here,
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they were losing, badly.
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Alien ships invading,
Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones.
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-Our heroes were done for.
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- Until...
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Captain Marvel blasted in!
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Now who was this glorious,
well-coiffed hero?
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Due to my extensive research
and my diligent studying
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of Scott Lang's podcast interviews,
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who seems like a pretty cool guy.
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I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel
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and I know at least
three things to be true.
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One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet
like a flaming angel.
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And you know what?
She looked good doing it.
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Two, she, like, punched Thanos
right in the face.
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- You're finished!
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- No offence to any
of the other Avengers,
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but I really don't think
they could've done that.
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And three, sometimes, someone can come out
of nowhere and do something amazing.
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I know some of you think,
"Well, she abandoned the people of Earth."
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But look, it's not true.
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Obviously we don't know
exactly what she's been up to.
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But maybe she just needed a break,
you know?
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Can a woman just live, hmm?
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Maybe we'll learn something new
at AvengerCon this weekend.
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I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel.
Obviously.
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Anyway, that's all I got for this week.
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Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special
two-part series
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on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer.
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Remember, new episodes drop
every Wednesday.
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Be sure to like, comment and subscribe
at Sloth Baby Productions.
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-- Kamala Khan.
-Coming, Ammi.
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- Hurry up. You're going to be late
for your driving test.
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Aamir, if you
don't stop praying long enough
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to put some food in your mouth,
one day you will starve to death.
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May Allah forgive you one day.
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- Kamala, please don't forget to
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look at the mirrors
every 15 seconds at least.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, Kamala, my Kamala,
the road is a long and winding one,
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so never fully stop at stop signs.
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-Way too early for poetry, Abbu.
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- All right, listen.
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You do know that you don't really have
to look in the mirrors that often?
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Yes, she does.
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Listen, just make sure that the instructor
can see you move your head, okay?
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And remember to say Bismallah
before you start the car.
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You're gonna need
all the help you can get.
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Don't even have a license.
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How about you start by turning the car on?
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- Pull out
whenever you're ready.
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Bismallah.
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Bless you.
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I don't think anyone saw.
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That's my car.
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- You set her up to fail,
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having her drive in the street
with all the other cars.
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I have taught her to drive myself.
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Ma'am, because of your daughter,
I'm walking home.
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Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me
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she didn't look in the mirrors
enough for you and your clipboard?
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I wouldn't say that's the problem.
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-- Oh!
-Then you'll also say that
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you expected her to signal
at every single turn?
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Yeah.
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-Choro ji.
-Kamina kahika!
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Give me my keys.
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Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo.
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I'm so sorry that this family car,
you know, that your father earned
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with his very hard-earned money,
it has seen a lot of trauma.
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Hmm. I'm also sorry
that you're not going to be able
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to help me with all the things for your
brother's wedding you said you would.
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This is my fault. This is all my fault.
These are my genetics.
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I mean, I come from a long line
of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers.
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My mother was one.
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Camelia, glad you're not bruising
from that dodgeball incident.
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Oh!
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- Why is she waving? That's weird.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm just gonna sneak in there
and grab my chem text book.
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- We're in the middle of something.
One sec.
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I'll google the periodic table. Yeah.
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Rough morning all around.
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Had a bet you were gonna pass,
so now I'm out 10 bucks.
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I told my mom to stop texting you guys.
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Plenty of people fail their driver's test.
Instructors focus on the tiniest things.
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I crashed my car into his car.
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Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh...
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-So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon.
-No, no, no, Bruno.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
pending the final flourish.
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Still trying to think of that flourish?
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-It'll come to me any second now.
-Sure it will.
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-I'm sorry. I really do love you.
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Got any plans this weekend?
As of this morning, Kamala and I are free.
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- No.
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- Are you inviting me
to play Smash Bros?
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-Because if so, I'm busy.
-Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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The thing is I do hate the game, though.
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-- Really?
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-Sorry, Zoe.
-It's fine.
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- I like your jacket.
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Thanks. I like your necklace.
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- Thanks.
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It's actually my name in Arabic.
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Okay, see you later.
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Would it be super weird if we asked her
for a ride to AvengerCon?
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-Yes.
-Why?
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Her mom used to drive us
to school all the time.
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Because she is the absolute worst
now that she has 100,000 followers.
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80,000.
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- Kamala Khan,
please come to my office ASAP.
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You've done something very wrong.
Just kidding. It is crazy that the
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whole school can hear this.
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No, nothing is wrong.
I just wanna chat. Can't wait.
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-PS, this is Mr. Wilson.
-Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
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Okay, first off, I just wanna say
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I get it.
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You get what?
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I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks.
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Very funny.
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But your teachers, you know, they're
telling me you're doodling all day,
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staring off into space
in your little fantasy land.
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Hey.
Oh... Really?
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We truly started the meeting
30 seconds ago.
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-You gotta be with me, girl.
-Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
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No. Mr. Wilson was my father.
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My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe.
So, doesn't super-work.
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But let's talk about you. In junior year,
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it's time to start really thinking
about your future.
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I mean, college admissions are coming up,
before you know it, it's SATs,
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it's essays, it's applications.
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Do you volunteer? 'Cause
college admissions eat that up.
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I mean, of course,
do it to help people too, but I mean...
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It helps. It does help.
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Oh, no. No, I'm not...
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You know I'm not trying
to scare you, right?
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Do I have to figure out my whole future
before lunch or is there, like...
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I'm gonna give you a task.
I want you to go home.
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Not right now, but after school.
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Then you're gonna look yourself
in the mirror and ask yourself,
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"Kamala, who is that girl I see
staring straight back at me?"
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-You're reciting lyrics from Mulan.
-I am, I am.
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You are.
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Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is
right now, I see a girl divided.
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"Is she there or is she there?
Where's Kamala?"
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Who knows? No one knows.
I don't even know. I can't see. Where?
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And I know. I know fantasy's fun,
fantasy's really fun.
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But right now, I need you to
pull yourself together and join reality.
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- You know, the plan was perfect.
I was gonna get my license.
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Then under the cover of stupid
wedding errands, we just have, like,
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one pure, beautiful day of freedom
at AvengerCon.
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-Guess there's always next year.
-No, there's no next year.
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This is the first one ever.
And then future historians,
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they're gonna start writing about it,
and where does it start? Here.
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Okay? There's not gonna be another
first AvengerCon ever again. Never.
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-Switch to the back-up plan then.
-You have a back-up plan?
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What's... What's your back-up plan?
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In concept, it is pretty easy.
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But it's gonna take a lot of finesse
and subtlety on your part.
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And you just aren't...
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-I can be subtle.
-You can be subtle?
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Okay. Listen, you enter your home,
you sit down at the dinner table,
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smile, and you ask your mom.
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-You're an idiot.
-I'm not. I'm actually a genius.
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So, can we stop acting
like your mom is Darth Vader?
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Every single thing I love,
she seems to hate.
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And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of,
you know, weirdo.
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You are a weirdo. Whoa!
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What?
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If I'm weird, you're weirder.
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I know. But more importantly,
I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing.
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I put the rest of it together, but okay.
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-So...
-You think we'll win?
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- Please.
We're going, we're conquering.
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And we're high-fiving in slow motion.
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Bruno, I still need to figure out
my final flourish for my costume.
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-Any ideas?
-- Okay.
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How about steampunk Captain Marvel?
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-Steampunk is dead.
-Okay, fine.
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How about a mashup?
Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel?
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Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel.
I can, like, wear a cape.
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-- Capes are cool.
-Even Asgardian.
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You know, be like a badass Valkyrie,
ride a horse.
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I can't build you a horse,
but otherwise...
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You can build me sloth baby wings.
That's very me.
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Completely you. Wings, a little tiara.
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-- Playing here.
-Captain Princess Marvel.
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No princesses. I'm sorry.
You know what's even better?
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-What?
-Zombie Captain Marvel.
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I could be like, "I'll eat your brains.
But I also have super powers."
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Okay. Hey, let's never do
that zombie impersonation again.
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- Hi, Kamala beta. How are you?
Hmm? How was school?
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Apparently I have four days to
figure out my whole future, so that's...
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Don't be so dramatic, Kamala.
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What are you watching?
Turn that off.
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-Is this from Nani?
-Must be things for the baat paaki.
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Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please.
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Why'd she also send all this junk?
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I'd like to tell you
that it's because she's growing old,
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but she's always been this way.
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She doesn't want to die
before passing on all her junk to us.
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Aamir, have you lost your ears?
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This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
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That is junk.
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Aamir, here. Take this
and put it in the attic right now,
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and then unpack the groceries.
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-Why can't Kamala do it?
-She's going to help me with my errands.
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-You know the ones for your wedding?
-I am?
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Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go.
Attic, and with me.
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-Chalo, Kamala, let's go.
-Don't mess up those errands.
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- Let's go. No time today.
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Kamala.
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-What's up, Najaf?
-- What's going on, Kamala?
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-Amma ji, kaisi hain?
-- Bilkul.
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Flying vultures in Armani suits
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buying up the whole neighborhood.
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Maybe we'll actually get
a Halal Guys this time.
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They charge you for extra sauce
at Halal Guys.
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- You're too short.
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She's not too short.
This thing is too long.
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- Shakat,
mere kapre taiyar hain?
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Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji.
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Wa alaikum salaam.
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-Wedding shopping, I see.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Did you hear about
Fatima's engagement? Broken.
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Oi, what happened?
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00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,833
She decided that she wasn't
ready for commitment.
234
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:20,000
So now she's off gallivanting
through Europe to "discover" herself.
235
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,500
What does she have
to discover about herself?
236
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,583
- Good for her.
237
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,458
I mean, she wanted to travel the world
and she went for it. So that's cool.
238
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,875
She's trouble, this one.
239
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:32,958
- Mmm-hmm.
240
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,708
She's going to discover that
she doesn't have a ring on her finger.
241
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,041
And then I saw her.
242
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:43,000
She was getting very comfortable
with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium.
243
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,958
-You're too short for that, Jaanu.
-Yes, you really are too short for that.
244
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,916
-Handsome, huh?
-Oh, yeah, Mr. K.
245
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,541
Okay. But what will this do?
246
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,666
So this is a security camera, okay?
So you can see who's home from your phone.
247
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,333
-From my phone?
-Oh, yeah, from your phone.
248
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,500
We're living in the future.
249
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:07,041
So, I made this myself. Okay?
This is the Zuzu system.
250
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:10,125
It connects all your devices
and I added some new features.
251
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,833
All you have to say is "Zuzu"
and tell it what you want.
252
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,583
So... Zuzu, turn off the lights.
253
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,333
-And I programmed it to understand Urdu.
-Urdu?
254
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,750
Yeah. Zuzu.
255
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:23,416
Batti kolo.
256
00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:25,791
Waah!
257
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,791
-This is magic.
-Yeah, it's pretty cool.
258
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,125
Cool? This is absolute magic.
259
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,833
-Hi, Bruno beta.
-- Hey.
260
00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,250
Are you staying for dinner?
261
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,125
-No, no, I got some work.
-Okay, I'll pack you something to go.
262
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,791
-No, no, I'm good.
-- No, no, of course I will.
263
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,208
-Hey.
-How was it?
264
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,625
Don't mention Belgium
or any guy named Rob.
265
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:47,416
Did you ask her about AvengerCon?
Kamala, ask her. Just ask her.
266
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,666
Bruno, there's a spicy one
at the bottom for Nonna.
267
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,750
-Okay?
-- Oh, my gosh.
268
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,375
-How did you do that so fast?
269
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,166
You stick to the gizmos, beta.
This is my secret.
270
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,375
Okay. I'll see you soon.
271
00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,458
-See you soon.
-- Muneeba.
272
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:00,708
- Haan? Bolo.
273
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:01,916
Ask her.
274
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,541
- Zuzu, switch to sports channel.
275
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:12,458
So, Bruno has made this and he's connected
all the devices to this Zuzu.
276
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,208
-- Okay.
-Watch this.
277
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,916
-Abbu.
-Ah, defensive...
278
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,458
-Ammi.
-- Mmm?
279
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,000
So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.
280
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,583
You know,
it's really something incredible.
281
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,833
It's never been done before.
It's, like, the first fan event
282
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,833
celebrating our great heroes of our time
and it's totally historic,
283
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:33,791
and it's, like, very educational.
And Bruno is, um...
284
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,750
Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff,
you know, so he's...
285
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,833
He really wants to go
and he asked me if I wanna tag along
286
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:45,916
so that, you know, he's not alone,
because poor Bruno, right?
287
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,958
He doesn't have much of a family.
288
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:52,750
-Zuzu, TV rokna.
-So you want to go to a party, at night?
289
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,458
-Is this a joke?
-No.
290
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:58,208
Is Bruno recording this for Internet?
291
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,708
No. It's... I'm 16.
292
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,583
Look, I promise
I won't do anything stupid.
293
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
-You do trust me, right?
-No. I don't trust you.
294
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:13,041
-Of course she does.
-No, I don't.
295
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:18,500
She does. We do.
It's just that we don't trust anyone else.
296
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,541
You're still young and there are so many
strange people roaming around at night.
297
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,958
Or strange boys.
298
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,500
Thinking God knows know what
and drinking God knows what.
299
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,750
It's not a party, it's a convention.
300
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,958
And what exactly will you be doing there?
301
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,125
There's a lot of stuff, actually.
302
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,500
There's, like, this cosplay competition
which is...
303
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,208
It's, like, this historical reenactment.
304
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,625
- And how exactly
will you be dressed?
305
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,500
As Captain Marvel.
306
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,583
Huh?
307
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:48,666
-Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel.
-Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah.
308
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,333
-Hey, salaam, everyone.
-She's a hero.
309
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,500
-In a very tight suit.
-It's not that tight.
310
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:54,666
Yes, it is.
311
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,750
It's not like I'm asking to go to a party
and do cocaine.
312
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,541
Not a lot of salaam here, huh?
313
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,458
Now, if it was him asking...
314
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:12,041
Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. Do what
you want, Aamir beta. Please, please."
315
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,791
But me, no, because I can't do a single
normal teenage thing in this house, right?
316
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,666
Come on, beta. You're not normal.
317
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,541
Beta, I meant you're special.
318
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,583
Knock, please.
319
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,958
- Brought you some chai.
320
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,291
Look, that was a bold move.
321
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,250
Not very well thought out,
but I respect you for trying.
322
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,666
You know, all she does to me is say no.
323
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:56,083
It's, like, where is this
out of proportion worry for you?
324
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,125
-I'll talk to them.
-Really?
325
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,791
-Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic.
-Thank you.
326
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,708
-I got you.
327
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,083
Night, Tiny K.
328
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,583
You want me to turn off the lights
or are you still afraid of the djinn?
329
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:18,666
-Okay, I'm not 12.
-This says you're 12. Good night.
330
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,708
- Bike lock engaged.
331
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,541
Just a second.
332
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,750
- Kamala, what are you doing?
333
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,291
Stretching.
334
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,375
-Stretching?
-Yeah.
335
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,625
So, your brother told us
about your Avengers party.
336
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,666
-He did?
-Yes.
337
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,458
And even though it will be
a distraction from your studies,
338
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:40,291
and there will be
lot of haram going on there, Kamala,
339
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:44,000
we have decided to let you go.
340
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:49,166
-Really? Really? Really?
-Yes, but there are special conditions.
341
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:54,083
Your Abbu will drive you there and he will
go inside with you for two hours.
342
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:57,250
And as far as your dressing goes,
343
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,791
I have a surprise for you.
344
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:03,375
The Hulk.
345
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:06,041
Wait, wait. Best is yet to come.
346
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,125
Ta-da!
347
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,083
Oye, chak de phatte!
348
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:17,125
See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk.
349
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,041
Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk!
350
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:24,833
-So cute you all will look.
-Oh, my God. Okay, it's...
351
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Mmm.
352
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,958
There's no big Hulk, little Hulk.
It's just not...
353
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,750
-They are all heroes.
-This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay?
354
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,375
Come on, bacchi.
Can't you make an exception for Abbu?
355
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,458
I can't wear a salwar kameez
to AvengerCon, okay?
356
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,333
And you can't come with me,
357
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,416
not dressed like that,
because it is so humiliating.
358
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,833
-Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
-- Bas, Kamala.
359
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,958
If you don't go with your dad,
you're not going at all.
360
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,166
I made this for you.
361
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:06,625
You're not going to dress up like
all those other girls in skimpy outfits.
362
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,416
That is not you.
363
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,166
Abbu.
364
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,708
You're not going.
365
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,750
- So the worst thing
that could happen has happened.
366
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,583
Is that code for "I fell into
the Hudson for the third time"?
367
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,125
That's "Black Sloth Down."
And I fell in once, okay?
368
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,416
-Twice.
-It means everything sucks.
369
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,750
Meet me on the roof in 10.
370
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:03,375
-You've never even seen them like that.
-Like what? Like, mad?
371
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,833
Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry.
372
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,250
Mr. Khan crying?
That's not good. That's...
373
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,291
Yeah, but listen.
374
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,500
Your mom and dad,
they're gonna calm down, okay?
375
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,083
You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine.
376
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,500
Yeah, but maybe they're right.
377
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,666
Maybe I spend too much time with fan art,
378
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:28,875
and costumes and with my head stuck
in fantasy land. So...
379
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,458
-Who is "they"?
-My mom.
380
00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:33,416
My teachers. Mr. Wilson.
381
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,708
Everyone.
382
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:38,208
There was a girl who decided she wanted
to go backpacking around Europe.
383
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,875
And you would literally think
she joined a death cult
384
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,666
given the way all the aunties just gossip
about her.
385
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,958
I'm lost. What does that have to do
with AvengerCon?
386
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:50,125
Because dressing up as Captain Marvel
is weird.
387
00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,416
-No, it's not.
-It is childish.
388
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,083
And I know that, okay?
389
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,125
And let's be honest, it's not really
390
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,791
the brown girls from Jersey City
who save the world.
391
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,166
Sure they do.
392
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,291
You're Kamala Khan.
393
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,500
You wanna save the world?
394
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,541
Then you're gonna save the world.
395
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:24,375
With the right equipment, of course.
Speaking of, newest prototype.
396
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,791
-Are those Photon gloves?
-Yeah.
397
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,333
-Do you want them or...
-Yes.
398
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,750
Oh, my God. You made these?
399
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,250
-Yeah. I mean, do you like them?
-Yes.
400
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:41,708
Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations."
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
401
00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,750
-How do they turn on?
-Right here. Bow!
402
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:48,000
-See?
-This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up.
403
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,708
-We're getting up.
404
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,750
Listen, they don't shoot
real photon blasts.
405
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,875
-I'm ready.
-Oh, we're fighting?
406
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,291
-Oh, my gosh. Oh!
407
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:22,250
Zoe! You did that on purpose.
408
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,625
-No, I did not.
-Yes, you...
409
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,291
- You're supposed to be
the latest in technology?
410
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,541
Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say.
411
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,000
What is it that I'm saying
you can't understand?
412
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:52,541
I'm speaking in English, not code.
So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay.
413
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,708
-- Good night, Abbu.
-Sleep tight, beta.
414
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,875
Zuzu, please, switch the TV...
415
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:03,125
Kamala, please tell Bruno
this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn.
416
00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,458
He needs to fix it.
417
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:08,333
Zuzu, television, switch it on.
418
00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:11,583
If I can't leave the house
to go to AvengerCon,
419
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,750
I'll go to AvengerCon
without leaving the house.
420
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:16,791
How many slushies have you had today?
421
00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:19,708
Because all that red dye three,
it's making your brain...
422
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,500
Look, it's illusions, old friend.
423
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,458
You set up the smart house stuff
for my dad,
424
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,625
so you're basically our inside man.
425
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:31,166
-This is the plan.
-Kamala, you're the best sister ever.
426
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,250
Honestly, you should
have been an only child.
427
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,041
Kamala is the best daughter
in the whole wide world.
428
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:39,583
-Stop, please. I'm shy.
429
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:42,666
- - 49 p.m.,
I gracefully excuse myself.
430
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,750
And as my family celebrates my existence,
I go to my bedroom.
431
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:46,833
And it's...
432
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,958
-Are you following?
-Yes. Keep going.
433
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:52,000
- - 55, I suit up in the greatest
434
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,583
Captain Marvel costume
the Earth has ever seen...
435
00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:56,625
Don't worry, it'll be finished by then,
I hope.
436
00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:00,666
Then I make my way out of the house
undetected but extremely impressive where
437
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:04,541
you'll be waiting in your costume, which
better be awesome. Don't embarrass me.
438
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,500
-- Me embarrass you?
-- Yeah, I said it.
439
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:10,125
Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans.
440
00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,125
But what if your parents
go into your room?
441
00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,625
-That's where you come in, right?
-What?
442
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,166
- You and your fancy Zuzu
system are going to be my cover.
443
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,250
-So, when there's a knock on the door...
444
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,375
-Don't come in. I'm changing.
445
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,083
Finally, you being a genius
is coming in handy.
446
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,166
- Sorry, beta. Sorry.
447
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:26,708
- What do you mean "finally?"
448
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,916
- - 30,
we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh.
449
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,166
And it might be a tight window
but we're gonna do it with style.
450
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,791
- Wait...
Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus?
451
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,666
- Dream bigger, Bruno!
452
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:43,458
It's gonna be epic.
453
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,416
We get on the bus just in time.
Everyone stares at us in awe
454
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,958
because we look back at them
and their costumes are just... Meh.
455
00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,125
Okay.
456
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:59,000
Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous
60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon.
457
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,875
Then at- 00 p.m.,
the real reason we're here,
458
00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:07,041
the reason I learnt to sew
and you learnt to airbrush.
459
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,125
The cosplay competition.
460
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:12,083
I win, obviously. We collect my crown and
I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds.
461
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,208
- It's definitely not.
462
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,083
- Then after a few
quick photos with fans,
463
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:17,791
maybe some chats with the press,
we bounce.
464
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:22,875
I'll sneak back into my room just before
my dad comes in at- 22 p.m.
465
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,250
That's the plan. Got it?
466
00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:36,041
So your plan is take the bus.
467
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,958
All this, and that's your note? Really?
468
00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:43,916
Does how we get there matter
if you haven't finished your costume yet?
469
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,041
They want you to bring some of you
to Captain Marvel, right?
470
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:51,333
So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea
471
00:28:51,416 --> 00:28:53,958
but maybe something Pakistani?
472
00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,875
Oh, my God, Aamir.
473
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,791
-Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening.
-Nice. Say hi to her parents from me.
474
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:15,875
Yeh le lo ji aap.
475
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,875
And which is why I always say,
476
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:21,416
between the authorities and us the people,
we are to blame.
477
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:25,041
And that is why the salamanders
are almost extinct in Pakistan.
478
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,083
Which is why I'm also so worried
about the plight of the parrots.
479
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:32,291
Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me
I have a biology report
480
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,583
that's due tomorrow. So...
481
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:36,666
Beta, you gotta listen to me
what I have to tell you about parrots.
482
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:37,750
- Nope.
483
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:53,291
Are you okay?
484
00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:55,625
Come on.
485
00:30:57,041 --> 00:30:59,333
-That was my way back in.
-I know. We missed the bus.
486
00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:02,416
We can still make the next one,
but if we miss it, it's game over.
487
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,708
- No, no. Come on, come on.
488
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:31,875
Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike.
Come on, man. Open the door.
489
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:33,541
Dude.
490
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:38,458
How likely is it I'm gonna find it there
when I get back?
491
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,416
In Jersey City?
492
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:43,958
Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance.
493
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,875
- Bike lock engaged.
494
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,291
-- We made it. We made it.
-- Yeah!
495
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,333
- Sorry.
496
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,541
Oh, my God.
497
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,375
Yeah!
498
00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:55,458
Hey.
499
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,541
-- Thank you.
-- Thank you.
500
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,000
- Motion detected.
501
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:41,541
-Aamir's out for the evening.
-Mmm-hmm.
502
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,333
-Kamala is in her room.
503
00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:45,125
-Aah!
504
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,833
- Coming up next,
the Captain Marvel cosplay contest.
505
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:52,916
Showtime.
506
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,083
- First place gets a...
507
00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:05,541
Here you go.
508
00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:08,083
-- Is that Zoe?
-You guys look amazing.
509
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,916
Why is she here?
510
00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:13,666
-The costume's not even accurate.
-She doesn't even like the Avengers.
511
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,166
It's okay. It's okay, okay?
512
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,791
- I have to compete against her now?
513
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:19,541
Don't worry about it.
It's your time to shine. Literally.
514
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,958
-You have the gloves?
-Yeah. They're in my bag.
515
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,791
- Last call for
the Captain Marvel cosplay competition.
516
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,291
Cosplayers, please line up
on the side of the stage.
517
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,500
AvengerCon, give it up.
Amazing Captain America cosplayers.
518
00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:55,708
Thank you, Captain America cosplayers.
Congratulations to the winner.
519
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:58,583
You guys are all good to go.
We're kicking things off...
520
00:34:58,666 --> 00:34:59,666
Hi.
521
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:04,291
Wow. You look great. Yeah, good.
522
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,500
-What are you wearing?
-It's Bruce Banner.
523
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:09,958
-What is that?
-My personal self-expression.
524
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,083
Oh, cool. Okay.
525
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,833
Yeah, but I can't get it on.
It's, like, sealed shut for some reason.
526
00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:18,791
-Where are the gloves?
-Oh, they're just...
527
00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:23,916
Crap. I left it in the bathroom.
528
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,291
This is our final final call
for contestants to the stage.
529
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,708
I'm gonna run and get it.
530
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:32,958
No, we don't have time.
You gotta go. It's good. It's fine.
531
00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,666
You got the bangle. Put it on.
532
00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:40,458
Take your phones out. Show them the love.
They are here.
533
00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:41,541
Got it.
534
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,958
-Did you see that?
-Come on. You gotta go.
535
00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:22,500
- ...amazing Captain Marvel.
536
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:25,666
And we've got a final Captain Marvel
coming to the stage right now.
537
00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:42,708
- Oh, God.
538
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
Come on, come on.
539
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,041
Oh, my God.
540
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:38,375
- Uh, all right.
Well, good luck following that, everybody.
541
00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:05,333
Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume
was gonna make people stare.
542
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:14,916
Oh, my God.
Are you available to book for parties?
543
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,208
You wanna take a picture?
I'll tag you. I follow back.
544
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:18,541
-Mostly.
-Move.
545
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:24,625
- Oh, my God! Help me! Help me!
546
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:48,208
- What was that? Are you okay?
We need to go.
547
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,583
- What just happened?
I don't even know what to say.
548
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:08,666
- Okay, Bruno,
I actually have powers.
549
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:13,750
Okay. Come on. Help me up.
550
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:20,583
- Ready? Three, two, one.
551
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:22,250
-Go.
-- Oh, gosh.
552
00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:29,833
Did that come out of your foot?
Are you okay?
553
00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:32,000
Hey, keep me updated.
And text me everything.
554
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,625
- So weird. Hey.
555
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:37,333
-Please don't tell anyone.
-Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone.
556
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,833
-Never ever?
-Never ever ever.
557
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,708
- Kamala.
558
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,833
Where have you been?
559
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,208
What are you doing?
560
00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:11,166
I'm not recognizing you.
561
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:16,750
Who is this rebellious girl
sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me?
562
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,958
I'm not trying to be rebellious.
563
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,166
- And I'm trying
to protect you from yourself.
564
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:25,625
I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
565
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,916
I know you're just gonna tell me
some story about Nani and...
566
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:33,333
So you knew what I was
going to say tonight, huh?
567
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,250
And you knew that it would betray me,
but you still went and did it anyway.
568
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:45,000
-Sorry.
-It's time to stop fantasizing.
569
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:51,291
I wish that you would just focus on you.
570
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:55,541
Your grades. Your family.
Your story.
571
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:59,000
I mean, who do you want to be
in this world, huh?
572
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:04,208
Do you want to be good,
like we raised you to be,
573
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:07,500
or do you want to be some, you know,
574
00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:11,333
this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person?
575
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,583
You think about that.
576
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,333
Cosmic.
577
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,416
- Check this out.
578
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,625
-Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
-- AvengerCon?
579
00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:08,791
A cosplayer with too much time
on their hands.
580
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:11,750
Not this one.
I've never seen powers like that.
581
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,250
- Whoa.
582
00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:17,166
Yeah, bring her in.
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