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- Hey.
Hey, man, yo, I'm here.
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Where you at?
It's Travis.
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Travis Maldonado.
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What do you mean
it's not happening?
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Wait--dude, I came all
the way down here from Texas.
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I don't have--
hello?
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God. Fuck!
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Every fairy talestarts out sad--
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parents dead,evil stepmothers,
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kids orphaned withouta shot in the world.
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And thenthe fairy godmother shows up,
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or the dwarves or someold guy who makes clocks.
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Hey, kid...
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lookin' for work?
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- And nothingis ever the same again.
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Go from being a regular kid
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to standing atthe foot of Neverland.
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Hey. Come on.
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And before you know it,you're Peter fuckin' Pan.
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Whoo!
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What the f...
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Son of a goddamn--Amber!
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Get everybody
in the fuckin' gift shop now!
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- And in local news,the primaries
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for the Governor's raceare heating up
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- with less than two months...
- Shut that shit off!
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- Latest SoonerPoll--
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- You motherfuckers think
you can pull a fast one on me?
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Well, I got news for you--
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I see everything!
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Hey, Rink, how was your nap?
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Hey, Cowie and Saff,
still filling the meat buckets?
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Should've had
the goddamn tigers
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in their lockout cages
already.
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Take it easy, Joe.
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I was up all night
feedin' the cubs.
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- Cry me a fuckin' river.
It's your job!
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I got two guys at home
fucking me up the ass.
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I don't need y'all to join in.
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- Joe, you've been comin' down
on us a lot lately, man.
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- Yeah, man,
we're working hard.
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- Be fair.
- Fair!
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I got the Baskins tryin'
to take every penny I got.
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You think that's fuckin' fair?
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- If you're so worried
about money,
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why'd you spend so much
on the security cameras?
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God damn it.
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I gotta find out
who I can trust around here!
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- You know you can
trust us, Joe.
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Oh, really?
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- It ain't our fault
your reality show didn't sell.
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No.
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That's 'cause of
the animal rights Nazis.
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And so help me God,
if I find out
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any one of you are in cahoots
with them bastards...
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- What are you
talking about, man?
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- We're all on your side here.
- Then show it!
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I got a whale from Vegas
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comin' down here and lookin'
for a place to house his cats.
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That's the kind of money
we need!
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Okay?
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It's put up or shut up time.
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And if y'all do
how you been doing,
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I don't give a flyin' fuck
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who you are,
I will fire all your asses!
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All right, thank you, Sidney.
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Okay, conference call with Joe
is set for tomorrow morning.
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Wow. Hell has frozen over.
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I'm excited to talk
to Mr. Exotic.
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- Oh, God,
this can't end soon enough.
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- Mr. and Mrs. Baskin, this
is Congresswoman Vivian Ross.
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- How do you do?
- My pleasure.
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- Carole?
- Yes, hello.
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It's so nice to meet you.
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Thank you so much
for sponsoring our bill.
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- The Big Cat Public Safety Act.
It's a good name.
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- Ah.
- My wife is very creative.
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- I didn't realize
you were a dog person.
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- Oh, is that an issue?
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No, of course not.
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- Well,
I'm happy to report
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we're bringing your legislation
to my sub-committee.
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- Oh, my gosh,
that's great news, great news.
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- Oh, wow, so then we can
bring it to the House floor?
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Oh, not so fast.
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There are
a couple of hurdles first,
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including your testimony
before my committee.
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Ah, okay, well,
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as long as you're there to whip
up votes, I will do my part.
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- Fair warning, my fellow
members are gonna grill you,
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so you have to know your stuff.
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You're going to have
to show them why this bill
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makes sense for them
and their constituents.
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- Can do.
Ready to be grilled.
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You're doing great stuff.
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And to think, I always thought
cat people were a little weird.
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What's going on?
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Waiting for Mr. Moneybags.
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Wanna give him the red
carpet treatment, you know?
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This is a biggie for us.
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I want everyone
to be on point today.
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What can I do to help?
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- You just keep bein' you.
That's all I need.
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- Jeff Lowe.
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Damn nice
to finally meet you in person.
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And this must be your...
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- Wife.
- Right.
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- This is Lauren.
- Hi.
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- Welcome to
our little slice of paradise.
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It always smell like this?
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- Where the fuck
did you get a camel?
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- Hell, Jeff,
we got 50 species of animals,
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over 200 big cats,
livin' their best life
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in cages as clean
as a nun's wet spot.
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Plus I got state of the art
security now too.
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I got a hundred cameras
all around the park.
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You know why I do all that?
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- I'm pretty sure
you're gonna tell me.
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- 'Cause ain't nobody
gonna love on your cats
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the way I'm gonna.
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This park is my whole life.
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Hey.
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So was the one I used to own,
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before those animal rights
pricks shut it down.
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- Don't get me started
on those motherfuckers.
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- I heard they came
for you too.
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- Yeah, they still are.
That bitch Carole Baskin?
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Got a hard-on for me.
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She's the worst of the bunch.
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- Seriously, I think Carole
comes when she thinks
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about putting me
out of business.
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Now, Joe, Joe.
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Promise me that you'll never use
the words "Carole Baskin"
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and "come" again
in the same sentence.
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- Yeah, there ain't
enough Viagra in the world.
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- What you got there?
- Look at these.
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Oh, my God.
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- I love the condoms
with you on them.
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- Take as many as you want,
on the house.
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- That's okay,
the last thing I want to see
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before I hit this
is your face.
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Will you guys hang tight?
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This Baskin root canal
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shouldn't take more
than a few minutes.
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- Hey, you give that bitch hell,
all right, Joe?
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For all of us, all right?
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- Okay, so,
once everyone signs off
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on the final terms of payment,
my office will handle the rest,
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unless you have any objections.
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Are you kidding?
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We're only too happy
to finally put this to bed.
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Okay, good.
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Hi, this is Sidney Pierce
representing the Baskins.
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- Hi, this is Joe,
representing my own goddamn self
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'cause I can't afford a fuckin'
lawyer anymore thanks to you.
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- Okay, well,
Mr. Schreibvogel,
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I'm assuming that you received
the final schedule of payments.
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- Yeah, I got them,
but I can't make
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these payments
during the winter.
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And why's that?
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Because this ain't Tampa.
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I work a seasonal business.
How many kids you know
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like walkin' around a zoo
freezin' their asses off?
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So what are you proposing?
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- How about you show some
humanity and cut me a break?
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I'm doin' everythingI can here.
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Um, one second please.
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Carole?
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Can't do it.
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I'm not here to make friends.
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I have to do
what's best for the cats.
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- I'm afraid that's not
going to work for us, Joe.
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- Why don't you come out
and tell the truth, Carole,
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that you won't stop
till you take my zoo from me.
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Ain't that the big
fuckin' end game here?
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Joe, this is Howard.
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This isn't a negotiation.
You have no leverage here.
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- You know, this is all such
a big goddamn waste of time.
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This is so far from
fuckin' being acceptable.
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So why don't youtake those payments
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and why don't you shove them
right up your lily white asses?
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- I'm sorry,
who's speaking please?
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If you're not an official part
of these proceedings,
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we're going to have
to terminate the call--
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Jeff Lowe.
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I'm Joe's new partner.
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And you, Howard?
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You can go fuck yourself.
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And while you're at it,
you can fuck your cunt wife.
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Partner?
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What, do you wanna bet
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that Howard and Carole
shit their diapers?
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- Only thing that would've
made that better
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if I could've seen the bitch's
face when you said it.
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That was goddamn inspired.
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- Yeah, well, what can I say?
Someone's gotta teach
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those assholes they can't
fuck around with us anymore.
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- Fuckin' A.
- Fuckin' A.
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- Okay.
So how does this work?
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I've never had
a partner before.
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- Well...
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The way I see it,
you got a zoo with no money.
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I got money, but no zoo.
Seems like a win-win to me.
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- Yeah, but any money
you put in the zoo
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is gonna end up
in the Baskins' pocket.
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- Right, okay, but what if,
on paper, it's not yours?
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- I tried that.
Signed it over to my mom.
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Carole got the court
to undo it.
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Damn, she and her husband
are like goddamn legal ninjas.
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- Wait, wait, hold on a second,
you transferred it?
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Oh, Joe, God damn it, man,
you can't do it like that.
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- Yeah, I mean,
I know that now.
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The Baskins
aren't the only ones
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with good lawyers, okay,
so follow me here.
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We're gonna dissolve this zoo.
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And we're going to form
a new entity
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under my name, all right?
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This way, if the Baskins
wanna come after us,
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they're gonna have to file
a new lawsuit
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and they're gonna get tied up
in court for years
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and years to come
and they're gonna have to spend
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every last goddamn cent
they have.
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- Like the sound of that.
- I knew you would.
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One condition though, Joe.
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You gotta keep
running this place.
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I got other businesses
I gotta attend to.
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So I stay in charge?
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- Yeah, you stay in charge,
will you?
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We'll even give you,
like, a fancy title
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like creative director.
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No, entertainment director.
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Sure.
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- I like
entertainment director.
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Whatever.
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Doesn't matter, right?
The point is,
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nothing's gonna change, okay?
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The Baskins are not gonna
be able to touch you.
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Every dime that I give you
will go back into this zoo
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to make it better
than ever before, mm?
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- Shit, Jeff,
where you been all my life?
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- Can't believe those two
are banding together now.
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They're desperate.
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- It's like the Joker
and Penguin have joined forces
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to wreak havoc
on New York City.
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Gotham.
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- What?
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I just saw Sidney leave.
248
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,252
Does that mean
you guys are done?
249
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,920
Not as done as we hoped.
250
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,131
Aw.
251
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,799
You know what?
252
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,175
No.
253
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,177
We're gonna take Joe down
with all the others.
254
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,679
Let's do this.
255
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,222
If we're gonna pass this bill
in Washington,
256
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,182
we need to be prepared.
257
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,643
Bring in the binders, please!
258
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,370
- If you're not careful,
you're gonna crack that thing.
259
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,792
Joe left something for you.
260
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,509
You take it.
261
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,552
Wait, what?
262
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179
You're gonna turn down
a free Xbox?
263
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,474
- Ain't nothing free
at this zoo.
264
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,352
- Okay, come on, can we just
open it and play it please?
265
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,228
Look, if you're bored,
266
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,521
why don't you go shoot
some Tannerite?
267
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,190
I'm not bored.
268
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,525
Everybody has shit to do here
except for me.
269
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,695
- You say that
like it's a bad thing.
270
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,155
Fuck it.
271
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,219
There you go.
272
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,264
Problem solved.
273
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,073
Wakey-wakey.
274
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,116
- Ah!
Shit!
275
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,285
What the hell, man?
276
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,079
- Dude!
Did you piss yourself?
277
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,831
You totally, totally
pissed yourself!
278
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,166
- Screw you, man.
I wouldn't piss myself!
279
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,543
I was just tryin' to rest
for like ten minutes
280
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,294
while Joe was takin' a shit.
281
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,964
- Oh, dude, I'm sorry.
I was just messin' around.
282
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,799
Are you mad at me?
283
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,218
It's not like
I pulled the trigger.
284
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,803
Ah...
285
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,848
I know you didn't mean anything
by it, you knucklehead.
286
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,100
Don't you got
something better to do?
287
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,394
Not really.
288
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,773
Hey, you okay?
289
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,275
- Y--yeah.
290
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,110
No, it's just
my ride crapped out.
291
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,446
I was hoping
you could fix it for me.
292
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,281
You're lucky I like you, kid.
293
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,949
Grab my toolbox
and some rags.
294
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,701
Wait, what?
295
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,244
- Well, I ain't gonna do it
on my own.
296
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,495
I don't know how to do it.
297
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,456
- Well, grab my toolbox
and I'll show you.
298
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,709
Help me roll it in.
299
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,210
All right,
make sure that's tight.
300
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,962
You don't want that carburetor
bouncing around.
301
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,339
Got it.
302
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,883
I think that's as tight
as it'll go.
303
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,634
- All right,
well, let's start it up then.
304
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,562
- Holy shit!
We did it.
305
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,438
Whoo!
306
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,149
Legends!
307
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,068
Whoo!
308
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,906
- Congressman Longstreet's
record on animal rights?
309
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,866
- He supports the Lacey Act,
but he was quoted
310
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,493
in "The New York Times"
as saying that animal rights
311
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,786
are property rights.
312
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:53,828
Very good.
313
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,163
How many committee members
own cats?
314
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,373
Six.
315
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,457
By party?
316
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,125
Three Dem, two Repub.
317
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,460
That's only five.
318
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,379
- Trick question,
Representative DeMartino
319
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,506
- is an independent.
320
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,132
Oh, I thought I had you
on that one.
321
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,468
Very good.
I think you're ready.
322
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,637
- No, no, we gotta go again.
- No, Carole.
323
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,639
You've been cramming at work,
cramming at home.
324
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,890
- No, that sucked.
We gotta go again.
325
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,810
- Have to go again.
- You need to work smart.
326
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,105
All right?
Take a break, relaxes the mind.
327
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,314
- Howard,
I cannot take a break.
328
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,817
Not now, please.
329
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,944
- Okay.
- No. Don't do that.
330
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,988
- Just five minutes,
then we'll get back to it.
331
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,865
- Oh, no, no.
332
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,910
- There are 17 binders here--
- May I have this dance?
333
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,079
- May I have...
- No. I'm not a dancer.
334
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:41,376
- Can't refuse the Howard.
- Okay, five minutes.
335
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,846
You're still working.
336
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,056
- What?
I'm sorry, I can't help it!
337
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,307
Oh, the door.
338
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,936
- Ah, and she escapes.
- Oh, dear, the door.
339
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,896
Slides. Slides.
340
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,065
- No one can accuse you
of being underprepared.
341
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,446
Those Congress people
have no idea what's coming.
342
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,532
- Yeah, a high school dropout
in a cat bra.
343
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,617
- Mom?
You got this.
344
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,202
- No, seriously,
what am I doing?
345
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,579
I can't even stop Joe Exotic.
346
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,414
I think I'm gonna get a bill
through Congress?
347
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,249
- Come on.
- Are you serious?
348
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,084
This is what you
have been working for.
349
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,879
- I know, I just never thought
it would actually happen.
350
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,756
Yes, you did.
351
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,466
You always thought
that you could do things
352
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,218
that other people
said you couldn't.
353
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,929
You have sacrificed so much
for this chance, okay?
354
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,433
And it's all gonna be worth it
when you win.
355
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,729
- I wasn't the only one
who sacrificed.
356
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:47,108
Why don't you come with me?
357
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,651
What?
358
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,071
- To Washington, I think
you should come with me.
359
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,573
What about Valerie?
360
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,949
I mean, she's been
helping you prep.
361
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,285
- Valerie is magical,
but Valerie...
362
00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:00,288
Is not my daughter.
363
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,790
You really want me to come?
364
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,917
Well, I can't bring Howard.
365
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:07,671
Howard is a distraction.
Howard will just make me dance.
366
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,172
- Yeah?
367
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,550
You and me, Wash?
Ah!
368
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,808
I'm gonna be a dad?
369
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,986
- I'm gonna be a dad?
370
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,490
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
371
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,325
- John, what the hell'sgoin' on in there?
372
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:41,037
Quit clowning around.I can see you on my phone.
373
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,458
Sorry about that, Joe.
374
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,794
Just get back to work now!
375
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,092
No.
376
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,558
What the...
377
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,023
John, what are you doing?
378
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,785
- You got a lot of nerve,
flippin' me off!
379
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582
Amber's pregnant.
380
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,628
So, what do I care?
381
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,589
I'm the father.
382
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,719
Now, look,
383
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,763
I know you might
find this hard to hear,
384
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,474
and you and I been
through a lot.
385
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,018
But you gotta know the truth.
386
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,650
Look.
387
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,278
You screwed up.
388
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,739
It happens.
389
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,116
- Send her to the clinic--
- Excuse me?
390
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,453
- And you and me,
we'll figure this out.
391
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,997
You don't fuckin' get it, man.
392
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,668
- Don't tell me you have
feelings for that whore.
393
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,462
- Don't talk about her
like that.
394
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,797
Hey, what's goin' on?
395
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,508
- This between me and John
and my ex-employee.
396
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,134
That's right,
your ass is fuckin' fired.
397
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,427
Yeah, I figured.
398
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,637
- And if you're looking
for a recommendation,
399
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:21,763
here it is:
400
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,973
fuck you and your goddamn twat
401
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,433
- that you rode in on!
- Yeah?
402
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,394
Guess what?
403
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,231
I'm goin' with her.
404
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,900
John, what are you doing?
405
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,653
- You really gonna
walk away from me?
406
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,490
I'm the only one
who ever loved you.
407
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:44,077
You don't love people.
408
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,329
You collect them.
409
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,248
Just like those goddamn cats.
410
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,709
Bullshit!
411
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,502
You're gonna
throw away everything
412
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,171
over some used up
piece of trash?
413
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,927
- I told you not to fuckin'
talk about her like that!
414
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:04,305
- Okay, let's everyone
just calm down.
415
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,142
Fuck him. Fuck him.
416
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,977
Let's go.
417
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,521
I got news for you.
418
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,149
That baby is gonna
grow up to be
419
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,693
a worthless piece of shit
just like both of you!
420
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,487
- Take it easy.
Dude, take it easy.
421
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,823
John! John!
422
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,325
John!
John!
423
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,202
Hey, hey!
424
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:37,130
Rink, I'm sorry, man.
425
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,715
I'm okay, buddy.
426
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,067
Take care of yourself.
427
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,753
Shit.
428
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:21,341
Hey, Joe,
if you're not up for it,
429
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,511
you can always give
these folks a raincheck.
430
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,681
I don't cancel shows.
431
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,516
Yeah?
432
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:41,069
Hey, folks,
who's ready to see some tigers?
433
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,737
Yeah.
434
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,656
Yeah.
435
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,408
Yeah, we're ready.
436
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,789
Yeah, we got
some of the greatest--
437
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,959
we got great--we...
438
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,842
You know, people ask me why
439
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,303
I spend so much time
with cats.
440
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,473
Pretty simple.
441
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,018
Cats don't want
to rip your heart out
442
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,145
and then stomp all over it.
443
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:20,817
Sometimes it seems like
there ain't no such thing
444
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,819
as loyalty anymore,
know what I mean?
445
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,198
The people you care about
the most,
446
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,119
well, they're the ones
that can break you...
447
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,788
and leave you for dead.
448
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,290
I ain't gonna lie.
449
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,418
It's hard for me
to be up here right now.
450
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,545
But you paid
your hard-earned money,
451
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,255
brought your families here.
452
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,010
Just didn't want
to let you down.
453
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,139
We're with you, Joe!
454
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,357
- You been through
hard times, too, I bet.
455
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:08,323
You all know what it's like
to hurt, don't you?
456
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,450
- I'm barely holding on
to my farm!
457
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,369
- Yeah, I knew
I wasn't the only one.
458
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:15,163
We're all hurtin'
in this country.
459
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:18,500
Sometimes it feels like
people don't care.
460
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,503
That we're all alone.
461
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,130
But I'll tell you what.
462
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:28,843
It's you all
that keep me going,
463
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,845
and I'm gonna keep you going.
464
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,409
I think I should run
for governor.
465
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,121
I mean it!
466
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,997
- What do you know
about politics?
467
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,749
Shit, Trump did it.
468
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,959
Do you even vote?
469
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,502
- What's that got to do
with anything?
470
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,462
And what the hell are you
even doing here with Rink?
471
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,089
- I was helpin' him
fix the tractor.
472
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,549
I'm actually getting
pretty good at it.
473
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,509
- I gotta ask you, Joe,
this governor thing,
474
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,012
is this because--
is this 'cause of John?
475
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,179
What?
476
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:14,597
- Just call him, man.
Make peace.
477
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,517
- You know, fuck John and that
skinny-ass home-wrecker.
478
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,519
He don't give a shit about me,
but the people out there,
479
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,021
they love me.
480
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,397
And they need someone
to fight for them.
481
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,815
- All right,
but running for governor
482
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:24,899
ain't just words, Joe,
you know?
483
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,067
You gotta build
a whole campaign,
484
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,569
and that takes
political know-how.
485
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,905
- You know, you're right.
I wouldn't know where to start.
486
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,451
I know.
487
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,619
I'm gonna put an ad
on Craigslist.
488
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,584
- So you'll have ten minutes
for prepared remarks.
489
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,586
Then questions, five minutes
per representative.
490
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,254
- Mm-hmm. Got it.
491
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,006
- There's cameras,
but don't be nervous.
492
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,215
It's just C-SPAN.
493
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,675
- Ready?
- Yeah. Thanks.
494
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:54,846
Oh, my God, this is insane.
495
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,014
- I know.
496
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,974
I have to get a photo.
497
00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,601
Yes, but play it cool.
498
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,396
Okay.
499
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,815
Carole Baskin?
500
00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:08,026
How the hell are ya?
501
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,903
Forgive me.
We haven't officially met.
502
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,237
Doc Antle.
503
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,114
- Yes, I know who you are.
- Good.
504
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,657
You know, when I heard
about this bill,
505
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:17,118
I just knew I had to give
the committee a chance
506
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,453
to hear the other side.
507
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:20,872
You know, balance the scales,
so to speak.
508
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:23,541
Who is this lovely young lady?
509
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,460
- This is my daughter.
- Oh.
510
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:28,713
- And she has come to watch me
castrate your business.
511
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,632
- Is that ri--
512
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:35,261
Well, I love that confidence.
513
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,639
Well, you break a leg.
514
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:39,974
But you should know
that I've known Joe Exotic
515
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,101
for quite a long time
516
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,727
and consider him
a protégé of sorts,
517
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:47,273
so I'm gonna enjoy
watching you choke.
518
00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,859
You call me if you're
ever lookin' for work.
519
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:51,986
Aren't I too old for you?
520
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,364
Whoa! Feisty.
521
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,199
Just like her mom, huh?
522
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,660
Wink at my kid one more time.
523
00:26:58,702 --> 00:26:59,994
- Sit down.
- Okay.
524
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:03,707
I was just offering a job.
No need to get upset.
525
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,962
Oh, God, I need a shower.
526
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:13,383
Mom, take no prisoners.
527
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,051
Got it.
528
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,224
Mrs. Baskin,
529
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:24,561
this committee has many
urgent issues to address.
530
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:28,565
Why is this the one
that demands our attention now?
531
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:31,151
- It is imperative
that we pass this bill now
532
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,778
because as we sit here,
there are currently
533
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,364
twice as many tigers
living in captivity
534
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,824
as there are in the wild.
535
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:41,119
And these are cubs
that are brought into the world
536
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:44,372
exclusively for profit
and exploitation.
537
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:46,541
Think about it,
Congressman Rutledge.
538
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:47,834
These are babies.
539
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,210
And we're allowing them to live
540
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:52,380
in unregulated
and inhumane facilities.
541
00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:54,215
And this is not just
a moral issue.
542
00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:56,217
It is, of course,
a public safety issue.
543
00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:59,137
500-pound carnivores
are dangerous animals
544
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,972
who will defend themselves
to the death.
545
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,557
Did you know, in many states,
546
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,477
it is easier
to purchase a tiger
547
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,228
than it is to purchase a puppy?
548
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,772
Since 1990, there have been
549
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,982
more than 400 incidents
of violence
550
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,817
involving big cats
in private homes,
551
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:16,696
resulting in 24 deaths,
5 of them children.
552
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:20,075
Just recently, an employee
in a zoo in Oklahoma
553
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,160
had his arm ripped off
by a tiger.
554
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,745
What would you do
555
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,414
if a tiger got loose
in your district?
556
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,291
And what would you say
to your constituents
557
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:31,294
when they asked what you'd done
to protect them?
558
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:38,176
- Thank you for your
testimony today, Mrs. Baskin.
559
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,387
We've all learned a lot.
560
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:42,138
- Thank you
for the opportunity.
561
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,890
Thank you.
562
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,782
In my professional opinion,
563
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:03,660
it's pretty late in the game
to enter the primary.
564
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:06,621
That being said, you're unlike
any other candidate running.
565
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:09,207
I'd love to start
by hearing your positions.
566
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:10,875
Doggy, mostly.
567
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,963
Oh, that's funny.
568
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,923
But no, I mean your...
569
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:20,093
- Look, Josh, nobody cares
about my positions.
570
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:23,888
They connect to me 'cause
I'm exactly who I say I am.
571
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,306
I told him this is crazy.
572
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:28,184
- Ain't nothing wrong
with crazy.
573
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,395
Look, the only way
you find out who you are,
574
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:33,481
put yourself out there
and say "fuck it."
575
00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:34,774
So let's cut to the chase.
576
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,609
Do you think I could
win this thing or what?
577
00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:40,572
- Well, I have
a 77-county strategy,
578
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:44,117
which I could really tailor
to your particular strengths.
579
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,660
You hear that, Rink?
580
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:47,245
He thinks I could
really pull this off.
581
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,747
Just curious.
582
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:51,875
How many winning campaigns
have you run?
583
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:54,252
Well...
584
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:55,670
zero.
585
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,756
But I haven't had
any losing ones either.
586
00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:59,841
- What?
You've never run a campaign?
587
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,761
- How do you, like,
make your money?
588
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,888
- I work at Walmart.
589
00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,434
I know I don't have
a lot of experience,
590
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:11,353
but I was a poli-sci major
in college,
591
00:30:11,394 --> 00:30:14,898
I study politics
in all my free time,
592
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:17,442
and growing up
as a gay kid in Oklahoma,
593
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,860
there was one person
I looked up to
594
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:21,029
who wasn't afraid
of being out and proud.
595
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:23,573
And that's you, Joe.
596
00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:28,036
So if you're willing
to take a chance on me,
597
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,913
I'm willing to ride with you.
598
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,668
Well, I...
599
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,920
I think we've heard
all we need to.
600
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,925
Where do we start?
601
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:45,762
Ladies and gentleman,
I've tried drugs,
602
00:30:45,804 --> 00:30:48,890
I've had some of the kinkiest
sex you can imagine,
603
00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:50,475
and I'm broke as shit.
604
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,602
But I took a bare piece of land
605
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:57,023
and turned it into the largest
privately-owned zoo
606
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,817
in America.
607
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,277
And I'll fix up Oklahoma
the same way.
608
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,905
I don't care
if you're Republican,
609
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:06,157
a Democrat,
610
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,702
a pot smoker, or a meth head.
611
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:11,913
I've never shrunk from a fight,
and I will fight for you.
612
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:13,540
I am Joe Maldonado,
613
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:17,002
and I am running for Governor
of the great state of Oklahoma.
614
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,970
It's just a mock up, but...
615
00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,180
what do you think?
616
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:31,141
Well, Josh, that's gotta be
617
00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:33,143
one of the most boring
pieces of shit
618
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,394
I ever seen in my life.
619
00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:36,021
Will you look at me?
620
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:39,441
Is there anything about me
that screams boring?
621
00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:41,026
Put some tiger stripes
in there.
622
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,986
Put my name in purple
or hot pink.
623
00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:45,864
We gotta grab this audience
by the nut sack.
624
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,198
Okay.
625
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,784
And hey, one more thing.
626
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,537
When it's done,
I want you to slap that bad boy
627
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,122
all over Wynnewood
628
00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:58,251
so my ex John can see
what a fuckin' mistake he made.
629
00:31:58,293 --> 00:32:00,337
- Got it?
- Copy that.
630
00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:02,589
In the meantime, I'd like
to get your numbers up.
631
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,132
How's it looking?
632
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,884
Flash poll has us at 8%.
633
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:08,470
- Damn.
That's kind of a great start.
634
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:10,638
- It's 8% of registered
Libertarians.
635
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,682
It's only a few hundred people.
636
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,976
But we can make up ground.
637
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:18,772
There's a parade this afternoon
in Pauls Valley.
638
00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:19,981
That's a good opportunity.
639
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,150
- Hey. Joe.
640
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,069
Can I talk to you for a sec?
I need to--
641
00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,364
Need to, uh...
642
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:28,531
what's going on here?
643
00:32:28,573 --> 00:32:29,824
- I'm running for governor,
Jeff.
644
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:32,285
I'm gonna clean this state up.
645
00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:35,455
- I--I thought you were supposed
to be running the zoo.
646
00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,831
This campaign's gonna be
647
00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:38,541
the best thing
to ever happen to this zoo.
648
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:39,793
More people know my name,
649
00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,753
more people gonna
be coming here.
650
00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,672
You got the best
entertainment director
651
00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:44,798
money can buy.
652
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:48,134
Yeah, yeah, I'll bet.
653
00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:49,177
Wanna come outside?
654
00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:50,470
There's somebody
I want you to meet.
655
00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:52,180
Sure.
656
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,351
- Un-fucking-believable.
657
00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,485
Jesus Christ.
658
00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:07,195
Joe, meet Allen Glover.
659
00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:10,115
We used to work together,
and if it's all right with you,
660
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,867
I'd like to bring him on,
help out around here.
661
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:15,203
- And do what?
Scare little kids?
662
00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:20,500
Well, I guess
if he's good enough for you,
663
00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:22,168
welcome aboard.
664
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,214
All righty then.
665
00:33:26,256 --> 00:33:29,592
I got some babies to kiss.
Take it easy.
666
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,889
- The fuck kind of freak show
you bring me to?
667
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,355
- There you are.
What are you doing?
668
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:43,523
Watching porn?
669
00:33:43,565 --> 00:33:45,734
You wish.
670
00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:50,238
Actually, I'm thinking
about taking a class
671
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,283
and learning
how to put engines together.
672
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:55,994
What for?
673
00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,787
- I don't know,
I just, like, think
674
00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:59,247
it'd be fun
to try something new.
675
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:01,666
You know? Fuck it, right?
676
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,713
There's a class coming up
real soon, so--
677
00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,298
- Uh-huh.
You gotta put that on hold.
678
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,592
I need you right now.
679
00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,344
- For what?
- For what?
680
00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:14,137
I'm running for governor.
I need my husband.
681
00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:15,472
We got a parade
to get ready for.
682
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:18,016
- Come on!
- Okay.
683
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:24,189
- You know, as a private
big cat owner myself,
684
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,274
I feel it's important
to correct
685
00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:28,109
some of the ugly allegations
686
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:31,029
that have been lobbed
against us.
687
00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:34,824
Carole Baskin told us that
we should make sweeping laws
688
00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:37,410
based on the actions
of a few bad apples.
689
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,412
Well, let me ask you.
690
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,914
Would Mrs. Baskin take
691
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:42,999
every citizen's
driver's license away
692
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,918
because a few people
drank too much
693
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:47,253
and got behind the wheel?
694
00:34:47,295 --> 00:34:51,383
I think we can all agree that
that would be insane.
695
00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:54,552
My fellow cat owners and I
love our animals,
696
00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:56,888
and we believe in conservation.
697
00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:59,808
But the only way
to get the general public
698
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:03,103
to save the tigers
is to give them a chance
699
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:06,773
to interact
and fall in love with them.
700
00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:10,777
But those are just words, so...
701
00:35:10,819 --> 00:35:12,987
let me show you what I mean.
702
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,678
Ladies and gentleman,
703
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:40,473
meet Sheba.
704
00:35:40,515 --> 00:35:42,183
Six weeks old
705
00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:46,104
and the innocent subject
of all this fighting.
706
00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:50,108
Mrs. DeMartino, would you like
to say hello to Sheba?
707
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:52,360
There we go.
708
00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:54,738
There we go.
709
00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:55,905
There we are.
710
00:35:55,947 --> 00:35:57,782
- So cute.
711
00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,826
- Now, don't be shy.
You can say hello.
712
00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:03,329
She won't bite.
713
00:36:03,371 --> 00:36:07,584
Now, look how happy
that little cub is.
714
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:12,255
What is wrong with this?
715
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:14,758
Nothing.
716
00:36:14,799 --> 00:36:16,551
- We can try
and get it through committee
717
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:17,844
in a year or two.
718
00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:19,929
- I just don't--
I don't understand.
719
00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:22,599
- My mom did everything right.
- Yeah.
720
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,726
Sometimes it's not about
who's right.
721
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,311
There are other factors.
722
00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:27,979
Like what?
723
00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:30,440
- With some members,
it's a gut instinct--
724
00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:31,816
who they connect with.
725
00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,860
- What, and they connected
with him?
726
00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:36,905
Enough of them did.
727
00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:38,531
- Did any of your colleagues
actually think
728
00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:41,368
that she was wrong?
729
00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:43,161
See, that's not fair.
730
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,454
It's politics.
731
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:47,916
Fairness doesn't get
a seat at the table.
732
00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:49,751
It was hard
for me to understand
733
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,836
the first time too.
734
00:36:56,424 --> 00:36:59,302
Carole.
735
00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:01,221
Chin up.
736
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:36,756
The fuck?
737
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:39,467
Hey, Joe, the gate's locked.
738
00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:41,886
Yeah.
739
00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:45,015
Well, can you open it for me?
740
00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:47,142
On my way.
741
00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,612
Hey.
742
00:37:59,654 --> 00:38:01,865
Hey, since when do we lock
the gate around here?
743
00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:04,242
- Since I needed
to clamp down on security.
744
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:07,037
You know we can't
trust nobody no more.
745
00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:08,413
Where you going anyway?
746
00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:11,958
- Oh, I was going
to the night class.
747
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,293
Remember? I told you.
748
00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:14,919
Yeah, I thought we decided
749
00:38:14,961 --> 00:38:16,629
that you weren't gonna do that
right now.
750
00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:17,881
Well, you decided.
751
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,591
I didn't think
it was such a big deal.
752
00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:21,801
- Oh, you didn't, huh?
- It's just a class, Joe.
753
00:38:21,843 --> 00:38:24,095
- Look, I'm under a shit-load
of pressure right now.
754
00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:25,805
I'm running
for fucking governor.
755
00:38:25,847 --> 00:38:28,600
- I know.
Well, that--that's your thing.
756
00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:30,852
You know? What's mine?
757
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:32,395
To be there for me.
758
00:38:32,437 --> 00:38:35,482
- I am, okay?
I can do both.
759
00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:39,611
- Look, why don't you
just come on home?
760
00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:41,154
I'll get us a pizza.
761
00:38:41,196 --> 00:38:44,866
You can pack a nice fat bowl
and relax.
762
00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,951
How does that sound?
763
00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:48,286
No.
764
00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:50,038
- You want something stronger?
- No!
765
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,748
I don't want to do
that shit anymore!
766
00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:54,501
- What the fuck do you want?
- Something to do!
767
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,670
Everybody's got a purpose here
except for me!
768
00:38:56,711 --> 00:38:57,754
I want a purpose!
769
00:38:57,796 --> 00:38:59,005
A purpose?
770
00:38:59,047 --> 00:39:00,173
I gave you a place
771
00:39:00,215 --> 00:39:02,050
where no one's gonna
fucking hurt you!
772
00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:05,428
So you just wanna leave me,
huh?
773
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:06,554
Just like John?
774
00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:08,098
- What are you
talking about, Joe?
775
00:39:08,139 --> 00:39:09,516
I don't want to leave you.
I just want something.
776
00:39:09,557 --> 00:39:12,227
- Don't play fucking stupid
with me!
777
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:20,402
- Is that lock on the gate
to keep people out,
778
00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:22,070
or to keep us in?
779
00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:31,037
I told you I needed you.
780
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:33,832
But if you want to go,
781
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,792
go!
782
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:37,669
Just go!
783
00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:40,046
You didn't have anybody to look
after you before, did you?
784
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:42,882
Nobody gave a fucking shit
about you,
785
00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:44,676
and you think now,
786
00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,178
things are gonna be different
for some fucking reason?
787
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,805
Let me get one thing straight.
788
00:39:48,847 --> 00:39:53,685
You step outside that gate,
there ain't no coming back.
789
00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:56,146
You can fuck off forever.
790
00:39:59,357 --> 00:40:02,068
So...
791
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:04,112
you leaving or what?
792
00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:13,288
No.
793
00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:15,999
Good.
794
00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:52,827
Here, let me.
795
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:01,586
One day,
I believe you'll see this
796
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:06,257
as a necessary step
on the path to victory.
797
00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:07,676
You just gotta keep at it.
798
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,305
Yeah. That's what I thought.
799
00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:15,058
I always told Jamie,
"You knock on the door.
800
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,352
If they don't let you in,
you knock the door down."
801
00:41:17,394 --> 00:41:20,188
Exactly.
802
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,107
Well, that's how you got
to the halls of Congress
803
00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:23,441
in the first place--
804
00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:27,529
by being strong,
determined, prepared.
805
00:41:28,613 --> 00:41:31,491
And they hated me for it.
806
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:33,034
They sided with the jackass
807
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:34,661
in the safari hat
who has a harem.
808
00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:37,539
- Yeah, well,
they made a mistake.
809
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,915
I don't know.
810
00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:41,751
I just don't see why
it would go any differently
811
00:41:41,793 --> 00:41:43,503
the next time.
812
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:46,172
Or ever.
813
00:41:46,214 --> 00:41:48,133
They didn't vote
against the bill
814
00:41:48,174 --> 00:41:49,968
'cause they didn't like
the bill.
815
00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:52,721
They voted against the bill
'cause they didn't like me.
816
00:41:58,226 --> 00:42:01,980
I'm not fun. I'm not...wild.
817
00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:03,648
I'm--I'm stiff.
818
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,150
You don't know why
you don't like me,
819
00:42:05,191 --> 00:42:07,819
but you just don't.
820
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,946
I'm...
821
00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:13,324
I'm a blonde woman
with strong convictions
822
00:42:13,366 --> 00:42:16,327
and a sturdy Midwestern accent.
823
00:42:16,369 --> 00:42:19,330
We all know how that goes down.
824
00:42:19,372 --> 00:42:22,042
- All right, you got
knocked down this time.
825
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,210
But I also know
one of the things
826
00:42:24,252 --> 00:42:26,254
Jamie admires about you
the most
827
00:42:26,296 --> 00:42:29,632
is that you don't
stay down for long.
828
00:42:51,988 --> 00:42:53,865
Looking good.
829
00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:57,869
There's my future first husband
of Oklahoma.
830
00:42:57,911 --> 00:43:00,038
Smile.
831
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,874
Come on, smile.
832
00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:04,709
Yeah, that's it.
833
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:07,587
I'm gonna put this right up
on my Facebook page.
834
00:43:26,022 --> 00:43:27,941
- You know,the thing no one tells you
835
00:43:27,982 --> 00:43:30,902
about Neverland is,
836
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:35,699
after all the flyingand fighting pirates
837
00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,659
and hanging with fairies...
838
00:43:40,412 --> 00:43:41,579
Then what?
839
00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:46,710
All those lost boys?
840
00:43:46,751 --> 00:43:49,629
Well, there's a reasonthey were lost.
841
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:51,798
But maybe it isn'tthe reason you think.
842
00:43:55,510 --> 00:43:57,512
- Maybe it's 'cause,eventually,
843
00:43:57,554 --> 00:44:00,140
they wantedto leave Neverland.
844
00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:03,393
But they just couldn't finda way out.
845
00:44:08,106 --> 00:44:10,734
Hey.
846
00:44:10,775 --> 00:44:13,695
- Oh, hey, Travis, I'm just
getting some work done, okay?
847
00:44:13,737 --> 00:44:15,321
Sure.
848
00:44:15,363 --> 00:44:17,365
You won't even notice me.
849
00:44:31,421 --> 00:44:33,173
- Travis, can you not play
with that thing in here please?
850
00:44:33,214 --> 00:44:34,424
I'm just having some fun.
851
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:37,552
Please just put it down.
852
00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,512
Serious--man, it's not funny,
all right?
853
00:44:39,554 --> 00:44:41,097
Put it down.
854
00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:42,432
Relax.
855
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:45,518
It can't fire
unless there's a clip in it.
856
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:51,626
- How about when Shaq came by
to see those tigers, man?
857
00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:55,714
Remember, and he came back
just to hang out with Travis.
858
00:45:55,755 --> 00:45:57,757
Some crazy shit, man.
859
00:45:57,799 --> 00:45:59,509
Shaq loved Travis.
860
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:00,885
- Mm-hmm.
861
00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:02,220
How about the time Travis asked
862
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:04,097
if he could jump over me
on his ATV?
863
00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,473
What the heck?
864
00:46:05,515 --> 00:46:07,600
That kid was so stupid.
865
00:46:13,314 --> 00:46:16,693
Damn, that kid sure had
a glow about him.
866
00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:24,409
Hey! Do you mind?
867
00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:26,911
We're grievin' over here!
868
00:46:28,663 --> 00:46:29,748
What?
869
00:46:29,789 --> 00:46:32,250
I said we're grievin'!
870
00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:36,755
Fuckin' crybabies.
871
00:46:48,975 --> 00:46:51,186
It was an accident, right?
872
00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:02,739
- We all want fairy talesto end happy.
873
00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:08,620
The evil queen dies.
874
00:47:08,661 --> 00:47:10,622
The girl gets the prince.
875
00:47:10,663 --> 00:47:15,377
The kid with the big nosebecomes a real boy.
876
00:47:15,418 --> 00:47:17,545
But the truth is,
877
00:47:17,587 --> 00:47:20,882
the real worldis full of poisoned apples
878
00:47:20,924 --> 00:47:22,300
and dragons.
879
00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:40,360
In the real world,you gotta fend for yourself.
880
00:47:43,154 --> 00:47:46,324
And there ain't nofairy godmother to save you.
881
00:48:20,108 --> 00:48:21,443
No!
882
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:23,862
No!
883
00:48:28,116 --> 00:48:29,576
No!
884
00:48:29,617 --> 00:48:31,703
Happily ever after, my ass.
60087
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