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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Hello and welcome to Top Gear!
We're back!
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(CHEERING)
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It's a brand-new series
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and it's a very important one,
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because this is a big year
for the Beeb.
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It is. 2022 is the centenary.
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100 years of the BBC.
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Go on, the Beeb!
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Go on, the Beeb.
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100 not out -
now, that's a big innings,
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but we've got the weight of
history on our shoulders, boys.
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We have indeed, Fred.
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Did you see that trailer
they put out? (GASPS)
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All the greatest moments
of the BBC
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from all over the years -
Attenborough, Strictly,
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Line Of Duty.
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- It was spine-tingling stuff.
- FREDDIE: Were we in it?
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No, we weren't.
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- (LAUGHTER)
- But don't worry,
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because we've put our very own
trailer together.
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Forget 100 years of history.
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Here's what we've got coming up
over the next few weeks.
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Open the taps, Christopher.
See what she can do.
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Oh, my Lord, it's fast.
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PADDY: (LAUGHS) Spin it, Fred!
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Yes! (LAUGHS)
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Where does that jumper start
and stop, and your chin finish?
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Right, stop there.
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I have turned a Sinclair C5
into a bobsled.
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This is the one now -
12 into 13.
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This looks terrifying.
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Oh, my God!
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Ohh-ohh...
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(BOTH CHEER)
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(LAUGHS)
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Feels good!
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Man, this is such a rush!
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Go on, we're there!
Go on, Chris!
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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Ohh!
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(ENGINE ROARS)
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That's my theme tune
right here!
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Look at me - when I grab
hold of that, do not pull it!
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- Have you got it?
- Yeah.
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(BLEEP)
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- (TYRES SCREECH)
- PADDY: Oh! Oh!
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- Oh!
- (CHRIS LAUGHS)
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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- (OTHERS LAUGH)
- Howzat?
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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All that to come,
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but tonight, we're kicking off
by talking about motorsport.
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Isn't that right, Fred?
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That's right, Pad,
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because see here at Top Gear,
we love a bit of racing.
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But if we're being honest,
we've not had much success.
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- We? It's you two.
- Not fair.
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Formula Off Road, Baja,
the GT Cup -
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barely ever a finish,
definitely no silverware.
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But we reckon the problem
isn't us,
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it's just we haven't found
the right race yet.
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Exactly. There's got to be
something we're good at.
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So the producers said, "Fine.
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"You want to fail at a load
more motorsports? Go ahead."
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And they packed us off
to a corner of the world
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that just loves
a bit of wacky racing.
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Florida!
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PADDY: Welcome to
the sun-soaked
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seaside playground that is
Miami.
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Oh, yes. For a mission to find
a motorsport
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we were actually good at,
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there were definitely worse
places to kick off from.
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Miami, baby!
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FREDDIE: Tell you what,
it's all right, this, in't it?
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Here to conquer
the world of motorsport
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and get a tan at the same time,
Patrick!
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Oh, all over it! Miami,
Monaco...
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...Morecambe.
It doesn't matter, boys,
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- because we're going racing.
- PADDY: Oh-oh!
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Yes, we were.
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And because
any professional race team
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needs a slick, sophisticated
way of getting to the paddock,
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I'd taken the liberty
of sorting out
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a proper F1-inspired team bus.
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CHRIS: What is that?
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I'm glad you asked.
This, my friends,
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is the Holiday Rambler
Aluma Lite XL.
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- FREDDIE: Wow.
- 35ft of driving pleasure.
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Ignore that.
Right, let me talk you through
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- the old girl.
- Ignore that?
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FREDDIE: Where have you
got this from?
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CHRIS: Is that wee
coming out of there?
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- FREDDIE: What's that?
- PADDY: Ignore that.
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Come round this side.
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- (ALL CHUCKLE)
- Come on in!
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Here we go.
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CHRIS: Fred, this feels like
a crime scene.
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Eh? Now, let me just talk you
through it.
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Living area.
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- Driving area.
- FREDDIE: Yeah.
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Dining table and...
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You're going to love this,
you two.
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...your beds. The kitchen
turns into a bedroom.
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You've got all this
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- to yourselves, you two.
- Ohh!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- I've looked after you!
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Who gets the master suite,
then?
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PADDY: Finders keepers.
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(ENGINE PURRS)
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FREDDIE: Whoa!
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- Oh, lively, Chris, innit?
- I tell you what, Pad,
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you've chosen a beauty.
She drives straight.
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- Thank you.
- A lot of power.
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- A 7.4-litre V8...
- 7.4?
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7.4 V8, big block, straight
out of a Corvette Stingray.
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It's got more grunt
than it's got brakes.
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So we've got the idea that
we're going racing,
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we've got our team,
we've got our team truck.
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- PADDY: Race team.
- Now what we need is...
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...team captain.
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PADDY: What are you thinking?
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Well, we've got an obvious
candidate.
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Which one of the three of us
has captained
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an international England side?
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I understand why
you're plumping for me,
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- but the captaincy...
- Don't think of yourself
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as a captain. Think of yourself
more of a sacrificial lamb.
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- FREDDIE: Oh, my word.
- Hands up Flintoff captain.
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Hands up Flintoff not captain.
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Outvoted. Get your arm down!
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Miami, baby!
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Here we go, road trip!
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Open the taps, Christopher.
See what she can do.
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(ENGINE ROARS)
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(FREDDIE CHEERS)
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PADDY: Listen to that V8!
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FREDDIE: Do you know what,
Paddy?
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It's not what I expected,
this RV,
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- but it's perfect.
- Thank you.
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'80s Americana.
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(FLAPPING)
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What's that flapping about,
Chris? What's that noise?
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That's that window...
Windscreen rubber.
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Do you know what I like about
these '80s motors, like this?
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They're proper. You get in
and go, "That's comfortable."
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They did know
how to make comfort.
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I feel like Captain Cook
on the...
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Is it the SS Enterprise?
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Do you mean Kirk or Cook?
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- Kirk. Captain Kirk.
- The one that sailed a boat
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or the one that had a starship?
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Captain Kirk.
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In the middle on the starship,
sat in the seat...
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The one that discovered
Botany Bay in Australia?
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...weighing it all up.
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That's near Chorley, that.
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- It is, yeah.
- Botany Bay.
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CHRIS: At the risk of rambling
too far off brief,
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it was just as well
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that the first pitstop on
our motorsport map of Florida
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was located just up the coast
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at the Palm Beach
International Raceway...
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Oh, Chris!
Wey, boys, here we are!
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...where we'd been told
to get stuck in
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to something called
donk racing.
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It started on the streets
of Miami back in the late '80s,
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taking the head-to-head,
high-stakes world
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of illegal drag racing...
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...and giving it a uniquely
outlandish edge.
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Donk racing has become
so popular that it's now
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a fully legalised
official motorsport.
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A motorsport driven by
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a love of big old '70s
Chevrolet barges,
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modified with huge horsepower
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and simply enormous wheels.
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- Oh, look at this!
- Look at these things, Pad.
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PADDY: Are you all right, lads?
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Some of the paint jobs
are unbelievable.
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Look at that!
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- Spinners!
- Yay!
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PADDY: Love a spinner!
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(ENGINE FIRES)
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FREDDIE: How big are
them wheels, Chris? What size?
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26. Imagine if you hit
a British pothole
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- in that.
- Wow!
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PADDY: This is proper
Americano, innit?
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Noise! Power!
That's what we want!
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PADDY: We weren't just here
to spectate, though.
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We'd been invited to compete.
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So to see about some cars,
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we tracked down
the big boss himself -
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Sage Thomas...
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- How are you?
- What's up? What's up?
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- ...otherwise known as...
- How are you, boss?
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- the Donkmaster.
- Welcome to America, men.
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FREDDIE: So what's donking?
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It's donk racing.
What we have here
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is the National Donk Racing
Association.
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You act a donkey in a donk.
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You see how flamboyant it is
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- and shiny it is.
- No, you've lost me. What?
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- You act a donkey.
- PADDY: You act like a donkey.
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You gotta be wild!
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So a middleweight donk
has speakers, AC,
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cruise control,
all this kind of stuff.
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But it has to have that?
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Yes, it has to have that.
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And it has to have the 26-inch
wheels that you see here.
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They call this one Gold Digger.
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CHRIS: One question.
How big is the engine in this?
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- 7 litres.
- 7 litres?
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This car here,
it makes over 900 horsepower
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to the rear tyres.
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FREDDIE; So 0 to 60 -
how fast would that be?
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This'd go to 60mph
in under two seconds.
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These can run about 150mph
in a quarter mile.
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- That's outrageous!
- Absolutely.
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FREDDIE: And better still,
the Donkmaster
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had been kind enough to line
one up for each of us.
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This is a bit of me.
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- FREDDIE: Is that you?
- That's me!
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- Chris?
- That one.
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I'll go Gold Digger.
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Have they all got
the same power?
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Nah. So this one makes about
1,000 horsepower,
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so you picked the right one.
That's what I wanna tell you.
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(PADDY CHUCKLES)
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- You ready for training?
- Yes! Here we go.
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1,000 horsepower.
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- In a straight line.
- (LAUGHS)
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That's where he's worst -
straight line.
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Where he's at his worst.
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PADDY: Suddenly very aware
that all that horsepower
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sat inside someone else's
pride and joy,
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before hitting the track,
we took a couple of minutes
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to have a quick pootle around
the car park.
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(ENGINES ROAR)
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Whoa! That has just got
a mind of its own...
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...which, unfortunately,
was all the time
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Harris needed in his donk
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to kill it.
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(CLATTER)
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That broke.
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That's gone.
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So that went well.
248
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,400
The first time
I put the throttle down...
249
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,160
- Oh, dear.
- ...the diff went bang.
250
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,000
- Oh, no.
- And now this is the bit
251
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,640
that I don't like. This is
the bit... Racing driver...
252
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:08,080
(BOTH LAUGH AND CHEER)
253
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:11,040
- Pro driver!
- What happened, Chris?
254
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,360
Pair...
255
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,460
(BOTH CHEER)
256
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,360
Am I not allowed
257
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,640
- to say anything?
- Go on, then.
258
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,740
- Um...
- (FREDDIE CHEERS)
259
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,000
CHRIS: Suffice to say,
260
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,360
with the competition already
under way...
261
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:32,800
...I would now have to share
a donk with Fred,
262
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,000
who, as team captain,
263
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,160
had bravely volunteered
to run first
264
00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:39,620
and show the locals
what we were made of.
265
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,360
Thank you! Thank you!
Thanks, lads.
266
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,700
Thanks for popping in.
Thanks for coming.
267
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,320
I'm feeling quite nervous
for him here.
268
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,480
I'm up against it here.
I'm up against a bloke
269
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,580
who does it
every day of the week.
270
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,120
My main concern -
not hitting a wall.
271
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,600
- Keep it straight.
- Keep it straight!
272
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,480
The Donkmaster telling me
to keep it straight.
273
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,120
- That's what I'm thinking.
- Yeah.
274
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,220
That's what I'm thinking.
275
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,500
Let's go. Let's go.
276
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,440
Light on the throttle.
277
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,540
- Just...rrr-rrr!
- Mmm.
278
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,240
It's one of the most ridiculous
sights I've ever seen!
279
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,960
Come on, Fred! Take this fella.
280
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:36,000
(ENGINES ROAR)
281
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,100
Oh... Oh-oh. Oh, God.
282
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,140
Oh, you... (BLEEP)
283
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,140
(BOTH LAUGH)
284
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,120
It spun out.
285
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,040
(TYRES SCREECH)
286
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,120
(PADDY GASPS)
287
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,000
- Ohh!
- (CHRIS LAUGHS)
288
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,360
Ah.
289
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,460
(LAUGHS) What is he doing?
290
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,160
- Who do you think won?
- That was no good.
291
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,920
No good.
292
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,120
Hell, when he went sideways,
my heart was beating.
293
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,320
(LAUGHTER)
294
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,880
I went at it too hard.
I wanted to go,
295
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,960
- and then was just too keen.
- At what point
296
00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:31,120
did you realise you were doing
an 80mph burnout?
297
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,400
I was enjoying it for a minute
298
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,040
and then I started seeing
the wall.
299
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,360
Hey, there was a bit,
300
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,240
it went like that
and we all went, "Ooh!"
301
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,200
Paddy, I'm here. I know.
302
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,680
You came second.
303
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,860
You're allowed to these days.
You came second,
304
00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,920
Where am I going here, now,
then?
305
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,840
- Uh...
- Am I reversing out?
306
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,940
Just go sideways up there
for 100 yards.
307
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,400
PADDY: So the captain was out,
308
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:58,160
and our American racing debut
was off to a rocky start.
309
00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,560
Well done, sir.
310
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,520
- I owe you $20.
- (LAUGHS)
311
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,800
Let me tell you,
the guy who owns this car,
312
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,000
- his ass, about this big.
- Was he not happy?
313
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,280
Listen, you were hanging
the wall.
314
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,380
- No, I was all right with it.
- OK.
315
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:14,840
But for the next race,
me and Harris
316
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,040
had been drawn against
each other,
317
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,880
which meant, as long as
we kept our noses clean,
318
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,100
at least one of us would be
through to the next round.
319
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,720
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
320
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,820
Come on, boys.
321
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,580
(EXCITED CHATTER)
322
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,260
(ENGINES REV)
323
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,880
Ohh!
324
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,460
Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!
325
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,880
Ohh! Chrissy Harris!
326
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,580
Whoo! That's fast!
327
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:03,240
Whoo! I think we might have
beaten him!
328
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:04,960
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
329
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,060
Paddy!
330
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,000
That is outrageous!
331
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,860
Man, that donking's visceral.
332
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,280
FREDDIE: Beating McGuinness
had sent Harris
333
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,800
straight into
the quarterfinals.
334
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,620
Win the next round, and we'd be
in with a shot at the podium.
335
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,720
The only problem was,
his next opponent
336
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:35,440
would be the Donkmaster
himself.
337
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:39,940
The Donkmaster's car has
a parachute on the back of it.
338
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,280
I think you have to be
going quite fast
339
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,680
to require the services
of a parachute to stop.
340
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,800
Go on, Chrissy!
341
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,980
(ENGINE REVS)
342
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,320
(CHEERING)
343
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,240
- Shall we have a bet on him?
- Who, the Donkmaster?
344
00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,280
Yeah, of course.
345
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,400
- Come on!
- Come on!
346
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,400
No idea what I'm doing at all.
347
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,040
Who do we come for for bets?
348
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,800
- We're on the Donkmaster.
- Who are you going on?
349
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,600
On the Gold Digger right here.
350
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,080
- 100?
- Ooh! Ooh!
351
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,440
(BOTH LAUGH)
352
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,040
(SHOUTS)
Come on, the Donkmaster!
353
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,080
- Good luck, Chris.
- Chris, good on you, son.
354
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,000
PADDY: Good luck, Chris!
Good luck, Chris!
355
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,240
(BOTH LAUGH)
356
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,340
That's lovely.
357
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,800
(HISSING)
358
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,360
FREDDIE: Here we go,
here we go!
359
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,160
- Come on, Chris!
- Come on!
360
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,260
(ENGINE REVS)
361
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,240
I think I cheated.
362
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,120
He's cheating,
he's gone at red light.
363
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,460
(CHRIS GUFFAWS)
364
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,140
There he goes.
365
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,980
He didn't beat me by that much.
366
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,400
- Whoo!
- Ohh!
367
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,960
- Have we won?
- Yeah.
368
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,120
Just clap.
369
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,040
(SUBDUED CHEERING)
370
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,520
- Oh, no...
- I'll get dinner. (LAUGHS)
371
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,440
(PADDY AND FREDDIE GIGGLE)
372
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:12,680
PADDY: Oh, Chris, good effort,
that.
373
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,840
Unlucky, Chris.
374
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,280
Well done.
That was amazing.
375
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,680
But I jumped the start
so I was disqualified
376
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,320
- before I started.
- But you had to try.
377
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,920
Looked good, though.
You looked amazing.
378
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,800
It was like
the Bristol Donker...
379
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,240
- Look, we won!
- (WHISPERS) Shh! Not now.
380
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,200
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
381
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,000
So, our team spirit
needed some work...
382
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,480
...and retreating back to
the Holiday Rambler,
383
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,320
it was time to conclude that
when it comes to donk racing,
384
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:41,800
we probably made better
spectators than competitors.
385
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,880
PADDY: I were catching him
at the end.
386
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,840
CHRIS: No, you weren't.
You nearly had me, Pad.
387
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,440
If it had gone on
for another six miles,
388
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,280
- you'd have caught me.
- No,
389
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,240
I reckon about another four.
Joking aside,
390
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,960
I think, for our first attempt
at something,
391
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,800
we all got through it
in one piece. Job's a good 'un.
392
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,760
- That was a result.
- Job's a good 'un.
393
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,240
And we won $100, didn't we,
Pad?
394
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,280
$100. Yes, we did.
395
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:08,220
CHRIS: Time to set our sights
on our next race...
396
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,560
...taking place
the following morning
397
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,240
over on Florida's west coast.
398
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,160
To reach it,
399
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,680
we'd be crossing the enormous
tropical wilderness
400
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,160
of the Everglades...
401
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:22,880
...which, in a highly reliable
vehicle,
402
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:25,600
driven by
a highly skilled driver,
403
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,700
would be no problem at all.
404
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,200
Hang on, it just keeps...
It's cut out.
405
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,360
- Have you got any power now?
- No.
406
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,520
None. Freewheeling.
407
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,840
- What have you done to it?
- CHRIS: I haven't...
408
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,840
You've been in it two minutes,
you've broken it.
409
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,440
Exactly. You've had it
for an hour-and-a-half...
410
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,080
No, no. It was absolutely fine.
Was it fine when I was driving?
411
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,600
PADDY: Don't bring me
into this.
412
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,080
Was it fine when I was driving?
413
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,000
Don't bring me into
this squabble.
414
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,800
CHRIS: Are you scared
of his physicality?
415
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,200
PADDY: I'm having a nice time.
416
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,800
Do you know what
you're forgetting here?
417
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,120
- I'm captain.
- OK.
418
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,800
All right?
419
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,280
I'm beginning to understand why
it didn't work for you, Andrew.
420
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,480
You gonna have a look
at the engine, Chris?
421
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,400
CHRIS: For what good it'll do!
422
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,160
- Oh, there he goes.
- Oh, here we go.
423
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,800
Ohh, lovely.
424
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,880
- Flaming heck!
- Turn it off, turn it off.
425
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,680
I've got no hairs on me legs!
426
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,760
My God! What are you doing?
427
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,880
What are you gonna do with that
now?
428
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,040
It's hot.
429
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:20,720
Get that open.
Ooh, pristine, that, innit?
430
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,200
That looks lovely.
431
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,460
CHRIS: There's nothing wrong
with that at all.
432
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,080
No, spotless.
Put the lid back on it.
433
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,160
- (WHIRRING)
- CHRIS: Bit of throttle.
434
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,840
- (WHIRRING SPEEDS UP)
- Bit more.
435
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,640
(REVVING)
436
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,760
Not a lot of fuel there, Fred.
437
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,080
Have you not filled it up?
438
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:36,840
What do you mean,
I didn't fill it up?
439
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,680
- You've handed it to me empty.
- Fuel gauge says full.
440
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,760
Give it a...
441
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,760
- What are you doing now?
- It's broken.
442
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,400
Put the fan cover back on.
443
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,560
You've been driving it
and you've not filled it up.
444
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,120
You've handed it over empty.
445
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:52,200
Let's just go and get
some petrol, for God's sake!
446
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,360
Since neither of the two clowns
had considered
447
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:59,280
a 7.2-litre V8 might
at some point need a top-up,
448
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,800
we limped along to
the next petrol station,
449
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,840
and soon had the Rambler
fully brimmed, back on track
450
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:11,020
and ready to head
straight into the Everglades...
451
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,940
...also known as
alligator country.
452
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,820
That's Gatorsville in there,
innit?
453
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,000
How much to swim across that?
454
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,140
$100.
455
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,720
I can't see...
456
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,800
- What's that over there?
- Where?
457
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,360
- There's something over there.
- Where?
458
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:49,480
On the other side of the river.
459
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,100
- Where are you looking?
- Over there! Oh, it's a heron.
460
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,400
FREDDIE: Truth be told,
461
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,480
the further we rolled across
the Everglades,
462
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:02,160
the more it looked like
the so-called alligator country
463
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,460
was missing
a crucial ingredient.
464
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,920
CHRIS: Well, we've been
in gator country
465
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,600
for several hours now
and I've not seen a sniff.
466
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,280
I've seen a heron,
467
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,880
both alive and dead.
468
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,000
- PADDY: We've seen vultures.
- Snake!
469
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:16,980
Is that a snake on the ground
there?
470
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,440
Where? Where? Where?
471
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,800
- What's that dead there?
- (THUD)
472
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,140
That's a branch, Chris.
Well done!
473
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,880
FREDDIE: But the day
was wearing on,
474
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:32,280
and it turned out the overnight
campsite we were booked at
475
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:35,200
was a bit more...
476
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,300
...rural.
477
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,240
Watch out on that tree.
478
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,340
- (LEAVES RUSTLE)
- Jesus!
479
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,680
- Slow it down round here.
- Yeah.
480
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,320
Let's have a look.
481
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:55,420
Gotta be summat.
482
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,400
- There's one!
- Where? Where?
483
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,800
There, there, there! There!
484
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,900
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Hey. Hey!
485
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,120
PADDY: Look at that lad.
486
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,640
FREDDIE: It's bigger than
you think, that.
487
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,800
- How big is that? Five foot?
- No, it's bigger.
488
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,900
- Is it?
- It's bigger than you think.
489
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,560
PADDY: When it comes out
of watter...
490
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:22,000
CHRIS: Can you speak...? "When
it comes out of watter..."?
491
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,400
They live in water.
492
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,840
Whoa, Jesus Christ!
Look at this lad here!
493
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:28,280
Look at the size of this one!
In here!
494
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:30,600
- Look at this!
- CHRIS: Crikey, he's large.
495
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,360
Oh, my God, this lad here!
496
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,460
- Right here, Fred.
- That's what I was looking at.
497
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:39,280
CHRIS: Flintoff,
what are you doing?
498
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,960
PADDY: That's it, Fred. Just
open the door, invite him in.
499
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,920
FREDDIE:
I'm straight in if he comes.
500
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,080
PADDY: Tell you what,
they go quick, Fred.
501
00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:47,200
Do they?
502
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,680
They come out quick, my friend.
503
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,780
- Is that more than 6' 1"?
- That's a big lad.
504
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,340
Look, there's one there!
505
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,600
FREDDIE: Oh, he's gone.
506
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,980
PADDY:
Oh, where's he going now?
507
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,720
With that in mind, we decided
to get to our campsite
508
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,200
before nightfall.
509
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,040
So we saddled back up
510
00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:13,300
and hurried on deeper
into the wild.
511
00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:19,380
(RATTLING AND RUMBLING)
512
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,080
Oh, no.
513
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,680
(CLATTERING)
514
00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:25,780
CHRIS: Fred?
515
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,520
- Right, Andrew...
- Chris, I'm doing 20mph.
516
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,880
That is your first
official warning.
517
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:31,920
I'm doing 20mph.
518
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,080
(CLUNK)
519
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,180
Andrew!
520
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:46,040
PADDY: And thanks to Flintoff,
we were soon rumbling up to
521
00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,120
the slightly unnervingly named
522
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,140
Trail Lakes Camp Ground.
523
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:57,360
So we're camping at a place
with lakes
524
00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:00,360
- full of alligators.
- That's the one.
525
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:03,760
CHRIS: Keep that Labrador
on a lead. That's lunch!
526
00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:05,860
Imagine bringing your kids
here.
527
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,240
PADDY: What you've gotta do...
528
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:14,080
Apparently, their eyes are like
cats' eyes, they're reflective.
529
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,440
FREDDIE: There's seriously
alligators in that?
530
00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:18,120
- Yeah.
- Proper big ones?
531
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:20,160
Big 'uns.
532
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,160
Why would you want to camp by
a load of alligators?
533
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,260
- Why are we doing that?
- A bit of fun, innit?
534
00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:26,840
- We enjoyed the RV.
- Enjoyed it.
535
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,200
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hey!
And come on,
536
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,880
what do you reckon?
537
00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,240
I know we've had
a few little technicals today.
538
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,280
- It has done us proud.
- Done us proud, hasn't it?
539
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:38,080
- It's comfy.
- Extremely comfy.
540
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,640
I'm slightly nervous about
the sleeping situation.
541
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,960
You don't have to be.
I've told you.
542
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,880
Master bedroom - that's mine.
543
00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:46,680
Dining table - that's you.
544
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,200
Couch - that's you.
545
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:49,840
I'm not sleeping with him.
546
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:52,160
You're not sleeping with him.
He's in the dining room.
547
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,560
- Have you seen how long he is?
- It's the same room.
548
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,240
Why am I going to sleep on
a dining table or a couch?
549
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,560
You're on the couch.
It pulls out.
550
00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,400
Don't think of it as a couch,
Fred.
551
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,360
Are you naked, or are you
a pyjamas man?
552
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,000
CHRIS: Absolutely in the buff,
mate.
553
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,100
FREDDIE: Sorry?
554
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:12,880
CHRIS: The next morning, we
were back on the dusty trail,
555
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,360
where, having decided that
556
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,280
we'd missed a trick
on the previous day's drive
557
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:21,280
through Miami, McGuinness
had generously opened up
558
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,380
his holiday wardrobe.
559
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,800
What do you think
of the outfit, boys, eh?
560
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,360
Miami Vice!
561
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,440
Have I pulled it out the bag,
or what?
562
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,240
- Not in Miami, Pad.
- You what?
563
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,080
- We're not in Miami.
- Where are we?
564
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,600
Naples.
565
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,200
Near enough, innit?
566
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,800
Naples, baby!
567
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:47,300
How many days more of this
are there?
568
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,360
FREDDIE: At least one,
569
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:53,400
because we'd been told
our next motorsport test
570
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,280
could be found somewhere
in the nearby marshes.
571
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,720
And so far, tracking it down
in the RV
572
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,820
hadn't been easy.
573
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,840
Here you are, Chris,
what's this coming up here?
574
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:08,400
Whoa, whoa, Pad,
we've missed our turning.
575
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,080
- Down there.
- How do you know that were it?
576
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,280
- Were it signposted?
- Just listen to me.
577
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,520
- Oh!
- Ohh! OK.
578
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,880
Don't worry.
I'll spin it round down here.
579
00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:18,960
I don't want to get us stuck,
lads.
580
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:20,960
- I don't want to get us stuck.
- Nose down there...
581
00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,040
I reckon you could drive
just round...
582
00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:24,320
There she goes.
583
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,120
Oh... Don't worry.
584
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,440
- (CHRIS LAUGHS)
- Ohh!
585
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,160
We'll have a little run into it
now.
586
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,080
CHRIS: This is perfection.
587
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,180
Oh, my word.
588
00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:39,120
(WHEELS SPIN)
589
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,960
CHRIS: And we are...
590
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,060
No, we're not.
591
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,120
Oh, dear, we might be.
592
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:47,840
I cannot believe
you've gone into wet sand!
593
00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,520
CHRIS: We're in the middle...
594
00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:54,120
We are in the middle of nowhere
dressed like three clowns...
595
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:55,880
On private land!
596
00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,640
...on private land,
where we're gonna get shot.
597
00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,240
(WHEELS SPIN)
598
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,200
After a phone call
to the nearby race venue,
599
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,040
wherever it was,
600
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:07,200
we were told someone had been
sent out to look for us...
601
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,040
...which left plenty of time
602
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,840
for a little more
hopeless digging.
603
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,000
No. No, no, throw more power
at it.
604
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,080
- That'll help.
- Shut up a minute.
605
00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:19,180
Shut up a minute.
606
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,040
CHRIS: Oh, dear.
Oh, dear, Patrick.
607
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:25,360
And once we were
well and truly stuck...
608
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:27,920
Gino D'Acampo don't have this
problem with Gordon Ramsay.
609
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,360
(CHRIS LAUGHS)
610
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:32,040
...we decided to pass the time
some more
611
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:35,880
by settling down
to a friendly game of cards...
612
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,320
Play snap.
613
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:40,120
- Snap it is!
- Is that what we're playing?
614
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,960
...although, if you'd like to
play along at home,
615
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:46,080
we do not recommend
our optional house rule.
616
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,520
Snap!
617
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,360
- Whoa!
- That's a nine and a seven!
618
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:51,880
Cos you went early,
you've got to let us give you
619
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,480
- one of them on t'face.
- Ow! That's a punch!
620
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,760
- What about mine?
- Go on!
621
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:56,860
(SLAP)
622
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,540
So you don't do that!
623
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,940
I'm taking me glasses off!
624
00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,540
Ohh! He's out. He's out.
625
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,100
Ohh!
626
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,300
(ALL CHEER)
627
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,720
- (FREDDIE AND PADDY GROAN)
- (CHRIS GUFFAWS)
628
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,080
Ohh!
629
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,180
Ow! Ow!
630
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,920
PADDY: Sadly, there was no time
for another round,
631
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,880
because the very American
cavalry had arrived.
632
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,360
CHRIS: Ha!
One thing I will say,
633
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,840
I don't think it'll struggle
pulling us out. Look at it!
634
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,160
PADDY: All it took now...
635
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,640
Oh, that's lovely.
636
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:03,440
...was a bit of good
old-fashioned teamwork
637
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,360
to get us hitched up...
638
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:05,680
You comfy in there?
639
00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:07,360
I'm being the pilot.
640
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,280
I'm gonna drive us
out of this thing.
641
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:11,640
...and a bit of good
old-fashioned horsepower...
642
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,200
- Paddy?
- Yeah.
643
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:15,300
...to get us out.
644
00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:20,340
- (ALL CHEER)
- Yes, boss!
645
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:24,240
Done well!
646
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:26,340
- How deep?
- Such a helmet.
647
00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:32,400
CHRIS: With the Rambler finally
back on track,
648
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:36,380
it was time to do the same with
our motorsport adventure.
649
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:39,920
And for our next taste
of Florida's
650
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:41,560
unique take on racing,
651
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:44,040
we soon found ourselves
arriving at
652
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:47,340
what could only be described...
as a swamp.
653
00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:52,480
Look at this, lads.
654
00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:56,160
Oh! Oh! Swamp buggy racing!
655
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,040
FREDDIE: Oh, that'd be fun.
That'd be good.
656
00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:00,140
- PADDY: Oh, hello!
- CHRIS: Good Lord.
657
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:11,520
CHRIS: Swamp buggy racing,
as you can probably tell...
658
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,600
...sits firmly in
the specialist interest corner
659
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:15,960
of the racing community.
660
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:19,320
In fact, it is so specialist
661
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,860
that this is the only place
in the world that does it.
662
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:27,200
70 years of competition
has seen
663
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,600
traditional Everglades
water transport
664
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:33,000
evolve into bespoke
high-performance machines
665
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,840
that generate
up to 1,000 horsepower...
666
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,880
(ENGINE REVS)
667
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:39,660
...and hit speeds
of up to 80mph...
668
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,300
...on muddy water.
669
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,400
Fantastic!
670
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,320
FREDDIE: Are we still happy
with the garments?
671
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,360
Hey, how cool do we look?
672
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:53,280
All we need is an explosion
behind us now as we walk off.
673
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,520
FREDDIE: Look at these things.
Look at 'em!
674
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:58,960
I've never seen anything
like 'em.
675
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:02,280
And we were just in time
to see how the seasoned pros
676
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,880
wade into battle.
677
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:05,200
Are you ready to see
678
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,880
- some swamp buggy racing?
- (CHEERING)
679
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,980
(ENGINES REV)
680
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:12,840
Let's go swamping!
681
00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:14,320
FREDDIE: Look at the state...!
Look at this thing.
682
00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:17,960
Good God! Why would you
want to be strapped into it?
683
00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:20,060
PADDY: Here we go!
684
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,200
That's a tsunami!
685
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:30,000
Whoa!
686
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,420
FREDDIE: I've never seen
anything like this in my life.
687
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,640
CHRIS: Can you smell how angry
688
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:34,480
- they are?
- PADDY: Oh, he's took
689
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:36,580
- a bit of the bike!
- Wow.
690
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:46,260
Yay!
691
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,880
- PADDY: Wowsers.
- Hey, guys. What do you think
692
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,160
- of swamp buggy racing?
- That's outrageous!
693
00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:56,360
PADDY: That is mega.
694
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:57,640
CHRIS: What's the origins
of it?
695
00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,080
It's over 70 years
of doing this?
696
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:01,040
Yeah. It started off
as hunting buggies
697
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:04,160
out of necessity to get into
the swamp and hunt for food,
698
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:05,840
and naturally, one guy's like,
699
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,560
"I'm gonna get camp
before you get there."
700
00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:10,080
- And they raced to camp.
- I love that.
701
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:12,120
- Next thing you know...
- That's how it all starts.
702
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:15,720
Can I just check, have we done
an alligator scan of the water?
703
00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:16,840
Yeah.
704
00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:18,600
- Are we alligator free?
- Yeah.
705
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:21,200
Well, we scanned it. We didn't
say it was free of alligators.
706
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,200
So do you race and there are
sometimes alligators in there?
707
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,600
Oh, yeah.
708
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,280
- There's one that lives...
- To be fair,
709
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,280
if you're an alligator and one
of them comes towards you,
710
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,680
you're out of there,
aren't you?
711
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:31,760
He usually stays hidden
in his hole. Usually.
712
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,320
CHRIS: And with that,
713
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:37,120
it was time to get ready
for the race...
714
00:33:37,220 --> 00:33:39,440
Come on, guys. Let's get you
into the buggies.
715
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,520
- Here we go.
- They're over there.
716
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,120
...where, presumably,
717
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,040
with our reputation at
donk racing preceding us,
718
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:48,920
it turned out we wouldn't be
competing in
719
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:50,840
the top-level buggies
the pros drive.
720
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:54,200
Instead,
we'd be cutting our teeth on
721
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,640
something rather more...
722
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,740
...agricultural.
723
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:06,000
Yes, swamp buggy racers
begin their careers
724
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,200
in clapped-out, jacked-up
old Jeeps...
725
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,040
Look at these things.
Look at 'em.
726
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:11,480
I'm not sure about this.
727
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:14,160
...complete with about
150 horsepower...
728
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,320
- (ENGINE REVS)
- Let's race.
729
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,420
...and no brakes.
730
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,960
(CLUNK)
731
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,060
- (CLUNK)
- Look at his...!
732
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,840
I forgot you don't brake.
I forgot!
733
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,400
Has he crashed into him?
734
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,500
What on earth are you doing?
735
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,320
FREDDIE: The race itself would
see seven buggies competing
736
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:39,600
in a one-lap dash,
with the top three finishers
737
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,700
taking home silverware.
738
00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:47,180
Here we go.
739
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,760
Seven cars in the field,
three of us.
740
00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,680
This is our best chance
of a podium.
741
00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:55,780
One of us has got to get on.
742
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,460
Here we go, then.
743
00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:04,980
Swamp buggying, here we go.
744
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,020
Ohh!
745
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,460
(LAUGHS)
746
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:27,240
PADDY: Now, I had got off
to a lightning start
747
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,340
and was leading the field.
748
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:33,820
Harris had found himself
stuck in the middle...
749
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,200
...and the big lad...
750
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,300
- Go! Go!
- ...well...
751
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,720
Ohh!
752
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:46,120
...he was busy getting
just plain stuck.
753
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,360
Come on!
754
00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,960
So that was the captain out...
755
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,080
- (ENGINE FAILS TO START)
- ...again.
756
00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,860
But we still had two horses
in the race.
757
00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:00,040
And right up at the front,
758
00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:03,460
I was locked in
a do-or-die battle for glory!
759
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,220
McGuinness is having a go.
760
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:14,740
McGuinness might win!
761
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,020
Go, Pad!
762
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,080
TANNOY: First - General Lee.
763
00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:34,960
Second place -
Mr Paddy McGuinness.
764
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,760
- And third place...
- (CHEERS)
765
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,360
(GROANS)
766
00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:41,460
Well, well, well...
767
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,840
Nearly won it! First time
I've ever done it!
768
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,240
Fourth place - I'll take that.
I'm still alive.
769
00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,560
That is unlike anything
I've done before.
770
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:56,240
- (PADDY GASPS)
- MAN: You OK?
771
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,460
Yeah, fine. That's how
you dismount a swamp buggy!
772
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,880
FREDDIE: Oh, what a day.
773
00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,920
I don't think I'm gonna be
a swamp racer.
774
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:10,700
Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
775
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,320
It's fair to say
that was an anti-climax.
776
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:22,840
I work with a gentleman
777
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,240
and I'm gonna use
one of his favourite sayings.
778
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,880
I was embarrassed for you.
779
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,240
There's plenty to go round.
780
00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:31,320
There's plenty to...
You'll be next. Anyhow,
781
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:33,000
- the main thing is...
- We got on a podium.
782
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,920
- We've got silverware.
- We have got silverware.
783
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,200
- We've got silverware, boy!
- Second. Where did you come?
784
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,560
Fourth. Sorry.
Couldn't do any more than that.
785
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,800
PADDY: Right, there's a podium
to stand on.
786
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:43,840
CHRIS: I'm not sure there is,
Pad.
787
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:45,320
I think you might be
disappointed here.
788
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:47,420
I'll make one.
789
00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:49,480
CHRIS: Having discovered, then,
790
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,920
that McGuinness's
racing future
791
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,640
lay in a remote
Floridian swamp,
792
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,240
we had our very first trophy.
793
00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:00,360
TANNOY: Second place -
Mr Paddy McGuinness.
794
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,460
- Thank you.
- (CHEERING)
795
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:07,080
CHRIS:
Once the hero of the hour
796
00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:10,280
had taken the dubious honour of
joining the Queen of the Swamp
797
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,740
- for the traditional dip...
- What is happening here?
798
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:19,040
...and after another rummage
through his wardrobe
799
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:21,140
for some dry clothes...
800
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:25,660
...we got back on the road
in the trusty Rambler...
801
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,640
That cap is actually...
802
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:30,960
It suits you.
803
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,260
I'm very comfortable
in my pink.
804
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:38,080
And this would have fitted me
in about 1993.
805
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,000
...which, as it turns out,
806
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,800
may also have been
the last time
807
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,240
the Rambler
had its oil changed.
808
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:48,240
She's making some odd noises
now.
809
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:51,120
Yeah! Can you hear
that knocking noise?
810
00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:52,880
I want the expert ear of
McGuinness on this.
811
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:55,080
Ready? He'll go...
(IMITATES JUDDERING)
812
00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:56,920
(LOW JUDDERING)
813
00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,960
Be right.
Just needs a little breather.
814
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:01,640
Our great American adventure
is in jeopardy here.
815
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,840
It's not!
816
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:03,660
Because this thing
is knackered.
817
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,720
Nowt wrong with it.
818
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,820
Have the faith.
819
00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:12,120
CHRIS: You two just don't have
any mechanical sympathy
820
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,960
- at all, do you?
- FREDDIE: Car park over there.
821
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,640
- PADDY: Oh, we're in a church!
- CHRIS: Oh, God.
822
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,740
Oh, you can't say that now,
Chris!
823
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,120
Are you going to stay
in the car
824
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:26,400
and just oversee everything
and do nothing?
825
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,080
No, we're going to play
Frisbee.
826
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,180
(ENGINE RATTLES)
827
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,800
Sounds awful.
828
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,680
PADDY: Oh, ye of little faith,
Christopher.
829
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,280
So your solution to this -
830
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,400
we've got a dead vehicle
and you're playing Frisbee.
831
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,800
PADDY: You've got it.
What a shot, that, eh?
832
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,880
- Are you seeing this, Chris?
- FREDDIE: To be fair,
833
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:48,920
while the Rambler cooled down
enough to top the oil up,
834
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,480
we had to do something.
835
00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,440
PADDY: Do you want to
join in on the Frisbee?
836
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,600
CHRIS: Might as well.
837
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,080
Although, on balance...
838
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:56,240
PADDY: Lovely throw.
839
00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,920
CHRIS: Oh, he's done it before.
840
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,760
...we probably should have just
played cards again.
841
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:01,040
Lovely. Ooh...
842
00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,480
(CRUNCH)
843
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,580
PADDY: Oh, what's happened?
844
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,440
Gone over, twist?
845
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,960
CHRIS: I landed right on it
and it did something very odd.
846
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,880
Ooh...
847
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:14,480
In fact, Harris had managed to
badly damage his ankle.
848
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,040
- You get him in, Pad.
- Yeah.
849
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:17,360
I'll see what's in t'freezer,
get some ice on it.
850
00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:19,320
Yeah, get in here, brother.
851
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,160
Oh, listen.
852
00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:23,240
We should all know what happens
when middle-aged men do sport.
853
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,600
We shouldn't have done it.
854
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:25,720
Can you reach?
855
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:26,800
Right, put a towel on it.
856
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,800
- Go.
- Now...
857
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,120
Mother...!
858
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,120
Ooh, ooh...
859
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,760
You all right?
860
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:35,920
On the plus side,
the Rambler had cooled off,
861
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:40,580
and after a big slug of oil,
was soon feeling much better.
862
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:51,200
PADDY: I've got to say, boys,
she's purring. She's purring.
863
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,160
Here we go.
864
00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:56,160
Do us a favour, Fred.
Cover his toes up.
865
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:58,280
- They need painting, them!
- What's wrong with my toes?
866
00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,840
You got your nail clippers,
Paddy?
867
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,940
I think that might be
the more serious job!
868
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:08,680
CHRIS: It had been
an eventful day.
869
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:11,080
I mean, who'd have thought
870
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,680
that between 1,000-horsepower
drag racing
871
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,280
and ploughing rusty jeeps
872
00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:17,840
through chest-high
muddy swamp water,
873
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,360
that our only injury
would come from Frisbee
874
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,460
in a church car park?
875
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,920
I'm not sure I'm going to be
much use
876
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,280
for the rest of this adventure.
877
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:28,380
Well, what's new?!
878
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:34,280
But it wasn't all bad news.
879
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,840
I tell you what, though.
880
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,640
Once the children
are out playing,
881
00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:40,400
it isn't half peaceful here.
882
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:44,160
After all, we still had
one last race ahead of us...
883
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,800
BOTH: Wahey!
884
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,040
Wahey! Oh...!
885
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,600
Oh, no, get it!
886
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,560
...and to stand any chance
of taking part,
887
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:53,360
the doctors have mercifully
prescribed
888
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:57,460
taking a break
from Maverick and Goose.
889
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,620
Our last morning on the road...
890
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,320
...and having now reached
the very back
891
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:23,200
of the McGuinness wardrobe,
892
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:28,140
all we had to do was nurse
the Rambler to our final race.
893
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:30,920
Don't ask too much of her,
Fred.
894
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,280
Don't ask too much of her.
895
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,840
No, I'm just backing off
a bit there, Chris.
896
00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:35,960
I get a feeling she is
on her last legs, this.
897
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:38,060
Yeah, I know.
898
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,240
We never did sort out
899
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:48,640
that flapping windscreen thing,
did we?
900
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,160
I know, listen to it.
901
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,640
Part of the character
of the vehicle, that, Pad.
902
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:53,080
Yeah.
903
00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:54,880
What's your state of play,
here, Chris?
904
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:57,280
Are you...on the sidelines now?
Or are you...?
905
00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:59,280
Are we going to try and get the
old sprained ankle into a boot?
906
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,320
No, but we're in a good place.
907
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,420
- We've got one trophy.
- Yeah.
908
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:04,360
We can win another.
909
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,940
We'll find a way.
We'll find a way.
910
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:10,360
PADDY: And we needed to,
911
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:13,080
because after a few more hours
of coaxing...
912
00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:15,000
She is still running, boys.
I would not have had money
913
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,000
- on this still running now.
- Yeah.
914
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,880
...later that afternoon,
915
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:22,280
we found ourselves
pulling into our last stop...
916
00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:26,920
...at somewhere called
the Freedom Factory -
917
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:30,900
an old-school oval race track
with a twist.
918
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:37,400
It's the brainchild of YouTube
sensation Cleetus McFarland,
919
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:41,680
who set out to build the kind
of place where anything goes
920
00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:44,220
in anything that goes.
921
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:49,560
So, to see what madcap,
made-up,
922
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:52,200
just-for-the-fun-of-it race
we'd be joining in on,
923
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:55,620
the man himself
stopped by for a chat.
924
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,400
It's an Audi S3.
925
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,500
- (KNOCKING)
- Anybody home?
926
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,880
- Hello.
- Whoa, come on.
927
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,680
- Hello.
- Hey, guys!
928
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:07,540
Nice machine you got here!
929
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,240
Wow.
930
00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:11,920
- How are you?
- How are you doing?
931
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:13,560
- How are you? I'm Chris.
- Nice to meet you.
932
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,920
I'm Fred, nice to meet you.
933
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,200
Nice to meet you all.
934
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:17,760
Cleetus.
935
00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:19,120
Yes, sir, Cleetus McFarland.
That's the name.
936
00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:20,360
- What a great name.
- Yes, sir.
937
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,200
What are we racing today,
Cleetus?
938
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,960
We're going to be racing
on the oval track
939
00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:27,760
in one of the most sought-after
cars in America,
940
00:44:27,860 --> 00:44:29,800
and that's
the Ford Crown Victoria.
941
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,600
- Yes!
- Police car?
942
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,840
Yes.
943
00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:33,040
- Yeah, retired police cars.
- Yes!
944
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:34,800
Bought right from the auction,
945
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,040
and we put tyres on it...
946
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:37,200
Show us one.
Come on, show us one.
947
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300
Come and check it out.
948
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,840
- All right.
- Look at these!
949
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:45,640
This is what we're
working with, guys.
950
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:47,120
Yeah!
951
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:50,480
So these things average
from 50 to 200,000 miles.
952
00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:53,800
They're little beat up, but
we got them ready for you guys.
953
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:54,960
- They got a roll cage...
- Love that.
954
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,520
...like I said, nitrous.
955
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,920
So is it just the three of us
racing?
956
00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:02,300
No, sir. We got 11 cars total
racing tonight.
957
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:06,240
You're up against
a bunch of
958
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,920
the best, finest team
of rednecks...
959
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:11,940
- Love it!
- ...we could come up with.
960
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,240
CHRIS: Just to be clear, then,
961
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:17,680
our great American motorsport
adventure
962
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:19,880
would be ending that night
963
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:23,080
on a packed grid of ex-police
V8 Crown Vics,
964
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,280
race-prepared and fitted out
with tanks
965
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:27,480
of performance-boosting
nitrous oxide
966
00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:31,000
in a NASCAR-inspired
floodlit oval race
967
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:34,320
called the Dirty 30.
968
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:37,280
And, if that wasn't quite
American enough for you,
969
00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:40,120
before our turn in
the evening's main event,
970
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:43,120
there was still time for
a light hot-dog supper
971
00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,980
in front of the monster truck
tug-of-war.
972
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:51,760
CHRIS: I'm going blue.
973
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:53,000
Go on!
974
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,100
(LAUGHS)
975
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,600
Look at the little 'un.
He's not moving him.
976
00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,700
Oh, he's going!
977
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:04,920
It's like watching two
chess grandmasters, isn't it?
978
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,920
Tactics.
979
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,280
FREDDIE: With the crowd
whipped up,
980
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:12,380
it was time to prepare
for the race.
981
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:17,200
First, there was
the highly technical grid draw,
982
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:22,120
where it looked like luck
might finally be on our side...
983
00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:25,280
- I got 11, dude. I'm in last!
- (LAUGHTER)
984
00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:27,040
Are you kidding me?!
985
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,520
I literally got the worst one.
986
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,360
...because while
the big lad, Cleetus,
987
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,800
would be starting at the back,
988
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:36,160
I had taken eighth,
Paddy fifth,
989
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:40,400
and Harris would be starting
all the way up in third.
990
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,120
You got three? Unbelievable.
991
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:46,260
This is the one guy
I've got to worry about!
992
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:55,400
# O say can you see
993
00:46:55,500 --> 00:47:00,800
# By the dawn's
early light... #
994
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,160
Chris Harris has drawn three.
995
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:05,040
Cleetus is desperate
to beat Chris -
996
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:07,560
he's worried about Chris,
I can see it in his eyes -
997
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:11,320
and Harris, he's done his usual
thing. Building up to a race,
998
00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:13,680
he gets a bit intense,
a bit moody.
999
00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:19,800
# And the rocket's red glare
1000
00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:24,760
# The bombs
bursting in air... #
1001
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:28,240
Well, I'm in...I'm in fifth
going out.
1002
00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:30,080
Er...
1003
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,800
That will probably change
to about 11th by lap 29,
1004
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:36,560
but we just want to get round
in one piece.
1005
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:41,860
# O say does that star-spangled
1006
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:50,680
# Banner yet wave... #
1007
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,120
(CHEERING)
1008
00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:58,780
# O'er the land of the free
1009
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:08,640
# And the home of the
1010
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:11,480
# Brave? #
1011
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:19,200
ANNOUNCER: Gentlemen,
start your engines!
1012
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,300
Yeah!
1013
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,640
Whoo!
1014
00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:24,920
Still there.
1015
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,020
Come on, Chrissy!
1016
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,480
ANNOUNCER: Chris Harris,
1017
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,160
battling an injury,
is on crutches in his car.
1018
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,600
You know, maybe not
driving with them,
1019
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,700
but he truly is using crutches
to get around.
1020
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,000
Here we go!
1021
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,400
Wow.
1022
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,260
I've got to tell you,
the adrenaline is pumping!
1023
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,080
This is a formation lap now,
1024
00:48:58,180 --> 00:49:03,800
side by side, and then
we're just going to see
1025
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,700
what happens
when it goes green.
1026
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,980
Come on, Chrissy Harris,
get the win, lad.
1027
00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:14,880
Dear Lord.
1028
00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:18,300
My ankle absolutely
bloody kills.
1029
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,520
Here goes to American racing.
1030
00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:24,280
The pace car
is coming off the track,
1031
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:26,520
making its way into the centre
of the field.
1032
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:29,520
Stay calm, stay smooth,
stay safe.
1033
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:31,480
ANNOUNCER: They are going
to be off and under way
1034
00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:33,400
here at the Dirty 30,
the very first lap
1035
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,160
at the Freedom Factory.
1036
00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,080
Fire me up.
1037
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,920
And they have the green.
1038
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,260
We're off! We are off!
1039
00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:54,040
ANNOUNCER: I want to point out
the number 188.
1040
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:56,240
That's Chris Harris. And he's
actually squeezing his way
1041
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,400
right into second place
here in the first lap,
1042
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,080
the first lap is not even over,
1043
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:02,180
and the man with crutches
is in second place.
1044
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,040
FREDDIE: Going high
to begin with.
1045
00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:14,360
Whoa!
1046
00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:16,920
There's one gone. Nearly tucked
in front of me there.
1047
00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:20,700
PADDY: Oh, this is such a rush!
1048
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,160
It's terrifying!
1049
00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:26,480
ANNOUNCER: So Paddy and Freddie
are at the back of the pack,
1050
00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:29,960
but Chris Harris, now passing
lap traffic in the 188,
1051
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:33,540
going through Turn 3 and giving
himself a clear, open shot.
1052
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:36,200
Right...
1053
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:39,160
I've got one
right on my tail now.
1054
00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:42,000
I've got a bit of understeer.
1055
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,720
ANNOUNCER: All these drivers
are here to race,
1056
00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:45,240
and there's been
some clean racing, too.
1057
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:48,100
Come on, Pad!
1058
00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:52,060
Come on, Pad!
1059
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,680
- ANNOUNCER: Oh!
- (BLEEP)
1060
00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:57,320
Oh, Paddy!
1061
00:50:57,420 --> 00:50:59,420
Paddy just spun out.
1062
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:02,280
Oh, I've knocked Paddy off.
1063
00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,680
He is going to be fuming!
1064
00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,800
Flintoff, you dick!
1065
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,080
ANNOUNCER: He's facing
the wrong way!
1066
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,080
We've got the car of Cleetus
avoiding contact.
1067
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,800
Oh, my gosh.
1068
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,280
The caution has come out.
1069
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:15,380
That was a close call.
1070
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,320
Under caution.
1071
00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:19,840
Oh, I gave Paddy a nudge there.
1072
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:21,880
He is going to be after me now,
that lad.
1073
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:24,800
Can you believe me own
team-mate rammed me off?
1074
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:26,900
What a bell-end.
1075
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:35,000
I'm now being rubbed
by Cleetus.
1076
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,780
That's a phrase I never thought
I'd say in my life.
1077
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:40,880
ANNOUNCER: Here we go.
1078
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,980
And it's green.
1079
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,020
Who has the jump?
1080
00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:50,920
Oh, here comes Chris.
1081
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,440
Oh, my gosh,
look on the back straight.
1082
00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:55,200
Chris Harris transitions
into the first position!
1083
00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:57,280
Is he going to be able
to hold it through Turn 3?
1084
00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:59,040
And he does!
1085
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:01,280
Through Turn 4, Chris Harris
is now in first place.
1086
00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:03,420
Woohoo-hoo!
1087
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:05,880
Come on, Chrissy Harris!
1088
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:09,440
I can see him up there! 188.
1089
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,540
He's our saving grace.
1090
00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:14,480
Come on now, boy.
1091
00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:17,320
ANNOUNCER: I think that was
a total vet move by Chris
1092
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:19,520
on a rookie, Zach.
1093
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:22,340
Just passed him real quick
and got up in front.
1094
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,560
Now we are halfway through
the race, folks.
1095
00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,160
We are lap number 14,
about to start
1096
00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:30,160
lap number 15. Oh!
1097
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:33,960
We have a spin-off.
Carson spins into the infield.
1098
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:36,240
We are still under green.
There is no caution.
1099
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:39,580
Man, this is crazy!
1100
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:43,840
Chris Harris
fighting for his life
1101
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:45,560
to hold down
the first position.
1102
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:48,420
The veteran Cleetus McFarland
coming up the inside in Turn 4.
1103
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:53,800
Is he going to be able to
get him on the main straight?
1104
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,240
Oh, door-to-door racing.
1105
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,340
Cleetus clinches
the first-place position.
1106
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:04,480
Whoa...
1107
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:07,520
Whoa! Going through Paddy.
1108
00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,440
I'm taking another one,
there we go.
1109
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:11,660
That's what I'm talking about!
Come on.
1110
00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:25,720
ANNOUNCER: Oh, and it looks
like we have another spin-out.
1111
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:28,440
PADDY: Payback's a bitch, baby!
1112
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:31,620
ANNOUNCER: Freddie,
Freddie Flintoff hits the gate.
1113
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,980
Paddy got me back there.
1114
00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:41,440
ANNOUNCER: Oh, and there's
a car spun around in Turn 2.
1115
00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:43,740
That's the menace, Freddie.
1116
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:47,060
I've got a flat tyre.
Flat tyre.
1117
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:52,200
FREDDIE: The blowout
looked like it had taken me
1118
00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:55,280
out of the race
with just nine laps to go.
1119
00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:57,040
We're going in.
1120
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:59,120
ANNOUNCER: Unfortunately,
1121
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:01,600
Freddie has had to come off the
track due to car malfunction.
1122
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:04,200
CHRIS: Where are
my team-mates?
1123
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,400
The red one back there...
1124
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,500
Where's the blue one gone?
1125
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,180
Did you see your buddy
blew a tyre and spun out?
1126
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:16,080
(CHUCKLES)
1127
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:19,360
FREDDIE:
But this is Florida racing.
1128
00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:21,960
Never had a conversation
1129
00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:24,240
with the other driver
whilst I'm going round.
1130
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,080
And it turns out,
in the Dirty 30...
1131
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:31,060
...the show's not over
until you run out of wheels.
1132
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:40,240
ANNOUNCER: Freddie has
come out in a new car
1133
00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:42,960
with orange spray paint on it,
with the orange number 11.
1134
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:45,120
It's the white Crown Vic
that has come out there.
1135
00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:49,120
Rejoining the back of the pack,
though, by this point,
1136
00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,840
a podium finish for me
and McGuinness
1137
00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:53,400
was out of the question.
1138
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,260
The real race was all Harris.
1139
00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:04,080
ANNOUNCER: Number 99,
he's very quick.
1140
00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:06,980
He's driving very aggressive
as well.
1141
00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:10,940
What's he going to be able to
do the inside?
1142
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:16,040
Looks like Chris
falling back to third place.
1143
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:18,300
Come on,
Harris has dropped to third.
1144
00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:23,900
ANNOUNCER:
These cars are driving hot.
1145
00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,880
Oh!
1146
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,980
Oh...
1147
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:43,240
Bit of a tap there.
Got away with it, I think.
1148
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,680
ANNOUNCER: Did you see
Chris Harris avoid that?
1149
00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,200
He shake left, shake right,
1150
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,560
came on the inside,
avoided the contact.
1151
00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:51,680
And here he is able to
close the gap,
1152
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,780
potentially, on Cleetus.
1153
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:14,540
Two to go, come on.
Keep it going.
1154
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:17,940
Ooh, Flintoff!
1155
00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:21,020
Just a tickle on the wall.
1156
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:23,400
Whoo!
1157
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:24,680
Man, this is knackering.
1158
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,040
ANNOUNCER:
These guys are driving
1159
00:56:26,140 --> 00:56:27,440
on the wrong side of the car.
1160
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:30,080
Can we talk about that?
They are literally on
1161
00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:32,180
a steering wheel on the
incorrect side of the vehicle.
1162
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,160
Ooh!
1163
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:39,320
- Oh, contact!
- Oh!
1164
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:41,800
Paddy riding along,
he's smoking on the final lap.
1165
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,400
We're going to avoid a caution.
1166
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,440
Oh, that.... That was intense.
1167
00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:48,540
Paddy is completely
broken down.
1168
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,400
Paddy is out.
We've got Cleetus
1169
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,880
on the back straight.
This is the final lap.
1170
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:58,040
Ladies and gentlemen,
Chris and Cleetus
1171
00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:00,880
coming across
for the finish line.
1172
00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:03,380
The race winner,
Cleetus McFarland!
1173
00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,940
Oh, second!
1174
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:10,440
(LAUGHS)
1175
00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:14,080
ANNOUNCER: Second place
given to Chris Harris.
1176
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:16,640
What an amazing performance
from these guys.
1177
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:18,120
Wow!
1178
00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:20,780
What an experience that was.
1179
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,000
PADDY: The Dirty 30
was done,
1180
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:27,240
and with it was our voyage
1181
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:31,840
to discover some of America's
most brilliantly bonkers ways
1182
00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:33,800
of going racing...
1183
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:39,560
...and, rambling home with
two trophies from three races,
1184
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:43,300
Team Top Gear
was a failure no more.
1184
00:57:44,305 --> 00:58:44,407
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