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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> John: WELCOME, WELCOME,
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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"
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I'M JOHN OLIVER.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR JOINING US.
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IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK,
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INCLUDING, LEAST IMPORTANTLY,
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THE QUEEN'S PLATINUM JUBILEE,
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MARKING HER 70 YEARS ON THE
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THRONE, WHICH FEATURED THE ROYAL
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FAMILY APPEARING ON THE BALCONY
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OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE, MULTIPLE
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CAKES SHAPED LIKE DEMENTED
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CORGIS, AND ONE SCHOOL DOING
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WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS ABSOLUTE
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LIVING NIGHTMARE IS.
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IT WAS BASICALLY A FOUR-DAY
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CELEBRATION OF EVERYTHING THE
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QUEEN LOVES, WITH ONE KEY
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EXCEPTION.
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>> IN THE DAYS LEADING UP TO
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THIS, THE QUESTION WAS WHAT TO
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DO WITH A PROBLEM LIKE ANDREW?
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AND IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S TAKEN
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CARE OF ITSELF BECAUSE WE HAVE
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THE NEWS THAT HE TESTED COVID
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POSITIVE.
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I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
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QUESTIONING THE VALIDITY OF THAT
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'CAUSE IT'S VERY CONVENIENT.
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>> WELL, HE DID TEST POSITIVE,
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THEY SAID, SO HE MUST HAVE
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A CERTIFICATE.
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>> DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL
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DEMAND TO SEE THAT CERTIFICATE?
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>> I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING
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TO GET TO SEE IT.
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>> John: YEAH, I DON'T THINK
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THEY WILL EITHER.
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IN FACT, BASED ON WHAT GENERALLY
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HAPPENS TO INFORMATION ABOUT
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PRINCE ANDREW, THAT COVID TEST
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WILL PROBABLY CONVENIENTLY
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COMMIT SUICIDE IN PRISON.
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OR YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE HE'LL PAY US ALL MILLIONS
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OF POUNDS TO STOP
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BRINGING IT UP.
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THOSE DO SEEM TO BE HIS TWO
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GO-TO MOVES.
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BUT INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THAT,
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WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO START
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WITH OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT,
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WHICH CONCERNS WHAT HAPPENED IN
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UVALDE, TEXAS, 12 DAYS AGO,
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WHEN AN 18-YEAR-OLD ARMED
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WITH TWO AR-15s KILLED
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19 CHILDREN AND TWO TEACHERS
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AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
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AND LOOK, WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE
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KEY PROBLEM IS HERE.
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IT'S GUNS.
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IT'S BECAUSE WE LET BASICALLY
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WHOEVER WANTS TO BUY A GUN IN
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THIS COUNTRY HAVE ONE,
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WHICH HAS LED TO TRAGIC
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CONSEQUENCES.
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THE VAST MAJORITY OF MASS
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SHOOTERS, INCLUDING THE SHOOTERS
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AT UVALDE AND PARKLAND, OBTAINED
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THE WEAPONS THEY USED THROUGH
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LEGAL PURCHASES.
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SO WE KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER TO
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THIS PROBLEM IS, TOO.
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IT'S GUN CONTROL.
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IT'S MEANINGFUL, EFFECTIVE GUN
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LAWS.
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BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED SOME
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FROM DESPERATELY PITCHING
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ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING OTHER THAN
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THAT AS A SOLUTION.
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>> THE ONLY SOLUTION IS CHRIST
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JESUS AND BEING ABLE TO GET SOME
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TYPE OF SPIRITUALITY AND PRAYER
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BACK INTO OUR SCHOOLS.
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>> MAN TRAPS.
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A SERIES OF INTERLOCKING DOORS
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AT THE SCHOOL ENTRANCE THAT ARE
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TRIGGERED BY A TRIPWIRE.
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>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS,
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A NATIONAL PUSH TOWARDS, INSTEAD
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OF PARENTS BUYIN' THEIR KIDS ALL
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THESE TOOLS AND TOYS AND GAMES,
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INVEST IN THE CLASSROOM TO MAKE
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IT SAFER.
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I MEAN, THEY HAVE BLANKETS
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THAT YOU CAN PUT UP ON THE WALL
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THAT ARE COLORFUL AND BEAUTIFUL,
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BUT THEY'RE BALLISTIC BLANKETS.
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>> John: WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT?
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"USE A BLANKET" IS NOT A
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STRATEGY FOR STOPPING DEATHS
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DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING.
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IT'S BARELY A STRATEGY FOR
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"A BIRD GOT IN THE HOUSE."
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AND WHILE THOSE IDEAS ARE
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CLEARLY RIDICULOUS, "HARDENING
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OUR SCHOOLS" SO OFTEN COMES UP
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AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO GUN
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CONTROL.
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AND AT THE NRA CONVENTION THAT
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INEXPLICABLY STILL TOOK PLACE IN
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TEXAS JUST THREE DAYS AFTER THE
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SHOOTING THERE, WAYNE LAPIERRE
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PITCHED THE EXACT SAME SOLUTION
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HE DID AFTER SANDY HOOK AND
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AFTER PARKLAND.
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>> WE ALSO NEED TO FULLY FUND
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OUR NATION'S POLICE DEPARTMENTS
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AND SCHOOL SECURITY RESOURCE
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OFFICER PROGRAMS.
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>> John: EXACTLY.
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PUT POLICE OR SCHOOL RESOURCE
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OFFICERS OR SROs, AS THEY'RE
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SOMETIMES CALLED, INTO SCHOOLS.
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AND I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT
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SURPRISING THAT THE SOLUTION
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FROM THE CEO OF THE NRA IS
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"MORE PEOPLE WITH GUNS."
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IT'D BE LIKE HEARING "THE
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GARBAGE DUMP IS OVERFLOWING, SO
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WE NEED MORE PILES OF GARBAGE"
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FROM THE HEAD OF THE NATIONAL
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RACCOON ASSOCIATION.
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WHAT ELSE DO YOU REALLY EXPECT
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HIM TO SAY?
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BUT THE IDEA OF ADDING POLICE TO
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SCHOOLS DOES SEEM TO COME UP IN
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THE WAKE OF EVERY BIG SCHOOL
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SHOOTING.
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AND CRUCIALLY, IT'S THEN THE
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THING THAT WE ALWAYS DO.
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IN FACT, IN THE SIX YEARS AFTER
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THE COLUMBINE MASSACRE IN 1999,
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THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AWARDED
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OVER $750 MILLION, RESULTING IN
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THE HIRING OF OVER 6,500 SROs.
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AND SINCE THEN, IT'S EXPLODED TO
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THE POINT THAT THE MOST RECENT
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DATA AVAILABLE SHOWS 58%
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OF AMERICAN SCHOOLS
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REPORT HAVING A SWORN LAW
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ENFORCEMENT OFFICER ON CAMPUS AT
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LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
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AND THIS HAS HAPPENED, EVEN AS
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VITAL RESOURCES FOR STUDENTS
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HAVE BEEN STARVED.
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A RECENT REPORT FOUND
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14 MILLION STUDENTS GO TO
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A SCHOOL WITH POLICE
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BUT WITHOUT A COUNSELOR, NURSE,
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PSYCHOLOGIST, OR SOCIAL WORKER.
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THAT IS 14 MILLION KIDS WHO
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ARE IN CLOSER PROXIMITY TO A
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PAIR OF HANDCUFFS THAN THEY ARE
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TO A MEDICAL OR MENTAL HEALTH
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PROFESSIONAL.
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AND TO HEAR SOME SCHOOL COPS
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TELL IT, THEY'RE NOT JUST THERE
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there is upside to the presence
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beside safety.
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They are there to build trust
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and police from early age.
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>> UNFORTUNATELY, YES, IT --
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IT'S SAD, AND IF YOU THINK OF IT
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MORBIDLY.
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BUT, IF YOU THINK OF IT BUILDING
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RELATIONSHIPS FOR OUR FUTURE,
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WHY NOT?
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IT WOULDN'T HURT.
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>> John: WOULDN'T HURT?
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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BECAUSE, LITTLE SECRET: IF WE'RE
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SHOWING YOU SOMETHING ON THIS
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SHOW, IT COULD ABSOLUTELY HURT.
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THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MOMENT
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WHERE WE'VE SHOWN YOU A CLIP
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WHERE A COP GOES "WOULDN'T
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HURT," AND WE'VE SAID "YOU'RE
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RIGHT, OFFICER BIG MAN,
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IT WOULDN'T!
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ANYWAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW,
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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!"
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SO GIVEN THAT, ONCE AGAIN, IN
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THE WAKE OF YET ANOTHER SCHOOL
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SHOOTING, WE SEEM POISED TO
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THROW MORE COPS INTO OUR
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SCHOOLS, WE THOUGHT TONIGHT,
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IT'D BE WORTH TALKING ABOUT
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SCHOOL POLICE.
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WHETHER THEY'RE THE ANSWER TO
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THIS PARTICULAR PROBLEM,
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THE ANSWER TO ANY PROBLEMS,
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OR WHETHER THEY'RE ACTUALLY A
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PRETTY BIG PROBLEM THEMSELVES.
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AND LET'S START BY
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ACKNOWLEDGING THIS IDEA ISN'T
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JUST COMING FROM THE NRA.
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IT'S COMING FROM PARENTS, TOO,
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LIKE THIS MAN, WHO BACK IN
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FEBRUARY, SHOWED UP AT A COUNTY
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COUNCIL MEETING.
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>> ALEX TURNER TELLS US HE IS
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ALL IN FAVOR OF THE IDEA OF
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ADDING SROs.
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>> JUST FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT
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THEY'VE GOT A FORCE MULTIPLIER
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IN THE SCHOOL WHERE THEY COULD
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STOP SOME IMMINENT THREAT TO OUR
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CHILDREN.
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>> TURNER HAS TWO YOUNG CHILDREN
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AND HIS WIFE WORKS AT A SCHOOL
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DISTRICT IN THE COUNTY.
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>> WHAT SCARES ME THE MOST IS
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IS THE THOUGHT OF HER HAVING TO
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USE A BACKPACK TO DEFEND HERSELF
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FROM SOMEONE WITH A GUN.
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>> OUR CHILDREN ARE THE MOST
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IMPORTANT THING TO OUR FUTURE,
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THEY'RE FUTURE TAXPAYERS,
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THEY'RE FUTURE CITIZENS THAT ARE
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GOING TO INVEST IN OUR
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COMMUNITY.
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>> John: OKAY, OBVIOUSLY THAT
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GUY CALLING CHILDREN "FUTURE TAX
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PAYERS" IS A LITTLE WEIRD.
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ALTHOUGH WHO AMONG US HASN'T
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WALKED IN TO OUR SLEEPING
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CHILD'S ROOM, BECOME OVERTAKEN
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BY THE SERENITY ON THEIR FACE
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AND THOUGHT TO OURSELVES
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"WOW, WHAT A MIRACLE.
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I WONDER IF SHE'LL GROW UP TO
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FILE WITH A W-2 OR A 1099.
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PARENTHOOD TRULY IS A JOYOUS
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MYSTERY."
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BUT I DO GET WHAT HE'S TRYING TO
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SAY THERE.
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THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE COMING
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INTO A SCHOOL AND HURTING YOUR
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CHILD IS INCREDIBLY SCARY.
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I DON'T THINK THAT ALL PEOPLE
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WHO BELIEVE THAT POLICE OFFICERS
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MAKE SCHOOLS SAFER HAVE BAD
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INTENTIONS OR ARE ARGUING IN
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BAD FAITH.
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BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE
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WRONG.
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BECAUSE FOR THE RECORD,
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THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION,
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"DO POLICE IN SCHOOLS DETER
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SCHOOL SHOOTINGS?"
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IS BASICALLY "NO."
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EXPERTS WHO'VE STUDIED THIS HAVE
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FOUND THAT SCHOOL SHOOTERS WERE
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NOT DETERRED DUE TO THE
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PRESENCE OF METAL DETECTORS,
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LOCKED DOORS, SECURITY CAMERAS,
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OR SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICERS.
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AND IF YOU'RE THINKING, "WELL,
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OKAY, WHAT ABOUT WHEN
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A SHOOTING'S
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ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
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THEY COULD STOP THEM THEN,
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RIGHT?"
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DON'T BE SO SURE.
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WELL, FAMOUSLY, UVALDE HAD
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A POLICE OFFICER
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AND PARKLAND HAD ONE TOO.
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INSTANCES OF SCHOOL POLICE
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STOPPING SHOOTINGS ARE
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INCREDIBLY RARE.
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THERE WAS ONE EXAMPLE FOUR
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YEARS AGO, BUT WHEN THE
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WASHINGTON POST LOOKED INTO IT
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AFTER THAT, THEY COULD ONLY FIND
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ONE OTHER CASE IN THE
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PRECEDING 19 YEARS WHERE
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A RESOURCE OFFICER GUNNED DOWN
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AN ACTIVE SHOOTER.
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IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH EASIER TO
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FIND STORIES OF SHOOTINGS
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STOPPED BY FACULTY AND SCHOOL
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COUNSELORS.
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BUT RATHER THAN ARGUING ANECDOTE
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BY ANECDOTE, IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL
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TO LOOK AT THE LARGER DATA.
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BECAUSE ON THE WHOLE, AN
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ANALYSIS OF 179 SHOOTINGS ON
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SCHOOL GROUNDS -- WHICH IS A
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BRUTAL THING TO
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SO SAY OUT LOUD ON ITS OWN.
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FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE
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PRESENCE OF SCHOOL RESOURCE
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OFFICERS LESSENED THE SEVERITY
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OF SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.
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IF ANYTHING, THEY CAN ACTUALLY
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MAKE IT WORSE, AS THIS
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RESEARCHER EXPLAINS.
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>> SO, WHEN WE HAVE LOOKED AT
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THIS AND LOOKED AT SCHOOL
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SHOOTINGS AND ATTEMPTED SCHOOL
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SHOOTINGS, WHAT'S REMARKABLE IS
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THAT WHEN YOU HAVE ARMED
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OFFICERS ON THE SCENE,
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YOU ACTUALLY SEE MORE
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CASUALTIES, OFTEN BECAUSE THAT
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PERPETRATOR IS SUICIDAL.
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THEY'RE FAMILIAR WITH THAT
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SCHOOL, THEY KNOW THAT OFFICER
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IS THERE, AND SO THEY COME IN
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HEAVILY ARMED.
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>> John: RIGHT.
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AND IF SCHOOL COPS CAN MAKE
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SHOOTINGS WORSE, WHY, THEN,
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ARE WE STILL PITCHING THEM
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AS A SOLUTION?
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IF OFF DISCOVERED THAT THEIR
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MOSQUITO REPELLANT ATTRACTED
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MOSQUITOS,
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THEY'D STOP SELLING IT
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OR AT THE VERY LEAST, REBRAND
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IT AS A COLOGNE FOR LONELY
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MOSQUITO BACHELORS.
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THE POINT IS, THE EVIDENCE FOR
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COPS IN SCHOOLS DETERRING SCHOOL
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SHOOTINGS JUST ISN'T THERE.
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AND THE EVIDENCE FOR THE DAMAGE
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THEY CAN DO IS SIGNIFICANT.
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SO FOR THE REST OF THIS PIECE,
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LET'S ACTUALLY PUT SHOOTINGS
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ASIDE AND CONSIDER THE IMPACT
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THAT SCHOOL POLICE CAN HAVE ON
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KIDS, EVERY DAY THEY'RE THERE.
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THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF
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SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICERS --
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ESSENTIALLY, THE TRADE GROUP FOR
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THESE OFFICERS -- WILL ARGUE
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THEY SERVE MANY FUNCTIONS IN
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SCHOOLS BEYOND SECURITY.
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THEY EVEN DEVELOPED A TRIAD
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CONCEPT OF SCHOOL POLICING, THAT
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ENCOURAGES OFFICERS TO BE
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A TEACHER, INFORMAL COUNSELOR,
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AND LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER.
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AND I'LL SAY THERE ARE
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UNDOUBTEDLY SCHOOLS WHERE SOME
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KIDS SEE THEIR POLICE OFFICERS
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THAT WAY.
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YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN VIDEOS OF
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THEM DOING "CARPOOL KARAOKE"
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IN THEIR SQUAD CAR WITH KIDS,
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OR DOING A FUN DANCE
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AT THEIR HALFTIME SHOW.
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SOME HAVE EVEN JOINED KIDS IN
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EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES.
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>> IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT YOU
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SEE THE CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER
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TAKING ON THE ROLE OF CAST
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MEMBER IN THE SCHOOL MUSICAL.
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>> SHE SHOWED UP AT OUR FIRST
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REHEARSAL, OUR FIRST DANCE
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REHEARSAL, AND I WAS LIKE,
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"WHY IS OFFICER GRIFFIN HERE?
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IS SOMEONE IN TROUBLE?"
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BUT THEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE,
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"NO, SHE'S JOINING THE SHOW.
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SHE'S GONNA DANCE WITH US."
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AND I WAS SHOCKED.
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>> SHOCKED BECAUSE PRIOR TO HER
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PARTICIPATION, MOST OF THESE
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STUDENTS WERE INTIMIDATED BY THE
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OFFICER TASKED WITH KEEPING
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ORDER ON CAMPUS.
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>> John: IT'S TRUE, A COP
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WAS IN THE SCHOOL MUSICAL.
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AND JUST IMAGINE HOW CHALLENGING
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THAT CASTING DECISION MUST HAVE
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BEEN FOR THE THEATER TEACHER.
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"WELL, SUSIE HAS A FANTASTIC
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VOCAL RANGE, HANNAH B.
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REALLY LEARNED THE CHOREOGRAPHY,
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JILLIAN IS A SENIOR SO IT DOES
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FEEL LIKE IT'S HER TIME TO GET
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A BIG ROLE, BUT OFFICER GRIFFIN
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HAS A GUN.
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SO I GUESS I'M JUST GOING TO GO
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WITH OFFICER GRIFFIN."
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BUT CLEARLY, TAP-DANCING OFFICER
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GRIFFIN HERE IS NOT THE NORM.
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IN FACT, WHILE SCHOOL POLICE IN
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MORE WELL-RESOURCED SCHOOLS,
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OFTEN DO HAVE AN EXPANDED ROLE,
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INCLUDING EDUCATION AND
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MENTORING, IN DISADVANTAGED
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SCHOOLS, THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO
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ENGAGE PRIMARILY IN LAW
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ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES.
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AND FOR ALL NASRO'S TALK OF THE
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TRIAD MODEL, WHEN THEY ASKED
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THEIR MEMBERS WHICH PRONG THEY
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IDENTIFY WITH THE MOST,
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OVER TWO-THIRDS SELECTED
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LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DID.
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THEY'RE COPS.
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MOST COPS DON'T GET INTO COPPING
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BECAUSE THEY SECRETLY WANT TO BE
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COUNSELORS.
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THEY DO IT BECAUSE MOVIES MAKE
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IT LOOK EXCITING AND THEY'RE
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TIRED OF STOPPING AT RED LIGHTS.
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THAT'S WHY THEY DO IT.
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AND THE PROBLEM IS, FACULTY AND
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SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS WILL
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SOMETIMES USE THOSE COPS TO DEAL
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WITH BASIC DISCIPLINARY PROBLEMS
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IN THE SCHOOL, AS THIS TEACHER
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EXPLAINS.
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>> I SEE THAT TEACHERS HAVE
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NEGLECTED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
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HANDLE A LOT OF PROBLEMS ON
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THEIR OWN THAT THEY USED TO.
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THINGS THAT WERE UP TO THE
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TEACHER BEFORE ARE NOW JUST A
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PHONE CALL AWAY.
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>> HOW MANY OF YOUR PEERS ARE
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JUST PICKING UP THE PHONE AND
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CALLING THE SCHOOL RESOURCE
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OFFICER?
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>> I'D SAY THE MAJORITY OF
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TEACHERS ARE DOING THAT.
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DEFINITELY 75% OUT OF ALL OF US,
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IF I JUST WANT TO MAKE A ROUGH
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GUESS, ARE DOING THAT, BECAUSE
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THEY GO IN WITH A SET LESSON
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PLAN AND WHEN THE KID DOESN'T
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WANT TO DO IT, WHAT DO I DO?
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I GET HIM OUT OF THE CLASSROOM.
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>> John: YEAH.
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BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD.
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AND I KNOW TEACHERS HAVE AN
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EXHAUSTING JOB.
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AND, FOR SOME REASON, SOCIETY
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HAS DECIDED THEIR REWARD FOR
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THAT IS INSULTINGLY LOW PAY AND
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OCCASIONAL THANK-YOU APPLES.
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AND IT'S NOT THE POINT HERE.
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BUT WHY APPLES?
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EXACTLY.
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WHY HAVE WE DECIDED TO REWARD
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TEACHERS THE SAME WAY WE REWARD
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MEDIOCRE HORSES?
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BECAUSE THE GOOD HORSES GET
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SUGAR CUBES.
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NOW, AM I SAYING TEACHERS SHOULD
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GET SUGAR CUBES INSTEAD OF
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APPLES?
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I'M NOT NOT SAYING THAT.
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BUT THE LARGER POINT IS,
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WHILE I UNDERSTAND A FRUSTRATED,
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OVERWORKED TEACHER WANTING A
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TROUBLEMAKING KID OUT OF THEIR
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CLASSROOM, INVOLVING THE POLICE
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IN THAT IS A VERY DANGEROUS
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IMPULSE, FOR MANY REASONS.
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ONE OF THEM IS, POLICE IN
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SCHOOLS CAN AND DO ARREST
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STUDENTS.
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IN FACT, IN THE MOST RECENT YEAR
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RECORDED, THEY DID THIS TO OVER
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54,000 OF THEM, WHICH IS A HUGE
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NUMBER.
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IF YOU ASKED ME "WHAT DO YOU
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THINK HAPPENS 54,000 TIMES
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INSIDE SCHOOLS?"
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I'D SAY "I DUNNO.
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THE NUMBER OF CLASSROOM PETS
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THAT WENT MISSING BECAUSE
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A STUDENT LEFT THE LID OFF
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THE CAGE," OR "THE NUMBER OF
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TIMES A TEACHER LOST TOTAL
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CONTROL OF HER CLASS WHEN
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ANY PART OF HER PRIVATE LIFE
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WAS REVEALED."
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"OH, MY GOD, SHE HAD HER
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COMPUTER HOOKED UP TO
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THE PROJECTOR AND AN E-VITE
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FROM SOMEONE NAMED JIM
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APPEARED.
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WHO IS JIM?
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ARE YOU IN LOVE?
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WILL YOU HAVE HIS BABIES?"
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AND IF YOU'RE THINKING,
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"WOW, A KID MUST BE DOING
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SOMETHING REALLY BAD
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TO GET ARRESTED IN SCHOOL,"
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NOT REALLY.
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STUDENTS HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH
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00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,949
ASSAULT FOR THINGS LIKE THROWING
518
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,084
A PAPER AIRPLANE, A BABY CARROT,
519
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:12,651
AND SKITTLES, AND DRUG
520
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:13,285
POSSESSION FOR CARRYING A MAPLE
521
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,253
LEAF.
522
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,120
AND WHEN A FIVE YEAR OLD WITH
523
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,455
ADHD HAD A TANTRUM, THEY WERE
524
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,326
CHARGED WITH BATTERY ON A POLICE
525
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,294
OFFICER WHEN CLEARLY THE ONLY
526
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:26,131
THING THEY WERE GUILTY OF WAS
527
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:26,932
BEING A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD.
528
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:27,967
AND TAKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH
529
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:28,467
KIERA WILMOT.
530
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,969
WHEN SHE WAS A HIGH SCHOOL
531
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:30,603
STUDENT, SHE TRIED TO REPLICATE
532
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:31,203
AN EXPERIMENT SHE'D SEEN IN
533
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:31,737
CLASS, WHERE YOU SET OFF A
534
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,338
CHEMICAL REACTION IN A PLASTIC
535
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:33,339
BOTTLE TO MAKE THE CAP BLOW OFF.
536
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,607
AND I'LL LET HER AND THEN HER
537
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:35,174
MOTHER EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED
538
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,176
NEXT.
539
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,378
>> THE PRINCIPAL AND VICE
540
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,914
PRINCIPAL WERE, LIKE, ABOUT TEN
541
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,015
FEET AWAY, AND WHEN IT POPPPED,
542
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,183
THEY CAME OVER AND ASKED WHAT
543
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:44,917
WAS GOING ON, I TOLD THEM IT WAS
544
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:45,551
A SCIENCE PROJECT AND THEY WERE
545
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:50,356
JUST LIKE, "OKAY."
546
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,657
AT THE END OF THIRD PERIOD, THEY
547
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,559
TAKE ME OUT AND THEN WALK ME TO
548
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,629
THE RESOURCE OFFICER.
549
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,098
HE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS CONSIDERED
550
00:14:59,164 --> 00:14:59,365
A FELONY.
551
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,299
I MIGHT HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR
552
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,367
THIS."
553
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,501
AND THEN I WAS JUST HANDCUFFED
554
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,769
AND PUT IN THE CAR.
555
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,506
>> A TRAINED OFFICER OF THE LAW
556
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,741
ARRESTED, PUT MY DAUGHTER IN
557
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:09,775
HANDCUFFS, PUT HER IN THE BACK
558
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,478
OF A POLICE CAR, AND TOOK HER TO
559
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:18,417
THE JUVENILE ASSESSMENT CENTER
560
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,518
AND CHARGED HER WITH TWO FELONY
561
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,287
CHARGES.
562
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,756
>> John: THAT IS SO FUCKING
563
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:24,990
STUPID FOR SO MANY REASONS,
564
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,458
ONE OF WHICH IS THAT WHEN YOU
565
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:27,793
HEAR "FELONY FOR A SCIENCE
566
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,661
EXPERIMENT," YOU'RE THINKING
567
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,296
METH.
568
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,398
IF I GAVE YOU 500 GUESSES
569
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,166
FOR "WHAT SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
570
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:34,600
GOT SOMEONE CHARGED
571
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,001
WITH A FELONY?"
572
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,436
YOUR FIRST 499 GUESSES WOULD BE
573
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,805
METH, AND THE NEXT ONE WOULD BE,
574
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:40,606
"ARE YOU 100% SURE IT'S NOT
575
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,308
METH?"
576
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,343
NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
577
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,644
WOULD IT BE POPPING
578
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,779
A BOTTLE CAP.
579
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:47,680
UNLESS INSIDE THAT BOTTLE WAS
580
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,448
SOME METH.
581
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,016
NOW, I SHOULD SAY THE CHARGES
582
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:51,550
AGAINST KIERA WERE LATER
583
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,052
DROPPED.
584
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,720
BUT SHE STILL HAD TO CHECK THE
585
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,689
BOX ON HER COLLEGE APPLICATION
586
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,724
ASKING "HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED?"
587
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,292
AND, AS CRAZY AS THIS SOUNDS,
588
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,827
SHE WAS ACTUALLY LUCKY, IN THAT
589
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,331
AT LEAST SHE HAD PRESS COVERAGE
590
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:05,898
OF HER RIDICULOUS ARREST SHE
591
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,633
COULD DIRECT THE COLLEGE TO.
592
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,735
BUT THAT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT THE
593
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,836
CASE FOR MANY, MANY OTHERS.
594
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,571
THE FACT IS, KIDS WITH CRIMINAL
595
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,073
RECORDS CAN HAVE A MUCH HARDER
596
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,841
TIME GETTING JOBS, SCHOLARSHIPS,
597
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,509
AND A HOST OF OTHER BENEFITS AND
598
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:18,477
OPPORTUNITIES.
599
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:19,445
AND WHILE IT'S TRUE YOU CAN
600
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,512
APPLY TO HAVE YOUR JUVENILE
601
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,648
RECORD SEALED -- USUALLY ONCE
602
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,216
YOU TURN 18 -- THERE'S NO
603
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,518
GUARANTEE THAT'LL HAPPEN.
604
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,320
SO AN ARREST ALONE CAN STILL DO
605
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,556
SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, AS SOME OF
606
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,156
THOSE INVOLVED IN THE SYSTEM
607
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,159
WILL ADMIT.
608
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,260
>> I THINK WE CERTAINLY SEE A
609
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:35,894
LOT OF CASES THAT WE THINK,
610
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:36,695
"SERIOUSLY?"
611
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,497
>> GARNETTE SAYS CLOSE TO 70% OF
612
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,499
THE TIME, HER PROBATION OFFICERS
613
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,800
DECIDE THE OFFENSE ISN'T
614
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,035
ACTUALLY SERIOUS ENOUGH TO GET
615
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,503
REFERRED TO THE DISTRICT
616
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,472
ATTORNEY FOR CRIMINAL CHARGES.
617
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,407
BUT EVEN IN THOSE CASES, MUCH OF
618
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,944
THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE.
619
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:55,414
>> THE CHILD CAN STILL BE LEFT
620
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,482
WITH A CRIMINAL RECORD?
621
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:57,349
>> WELL, IT'LL STILL SHOW AN
622
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:57,983
ARREST ON THEIR -- ON THEIR RAP
623
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:58,450
SHEET.
624
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,318
YES, ABSOLUTELY.
625
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,386
THEY'VE BEEN ARRESTED.
626
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,153
I MEAN, IF THEY -- IF THE CASE
627
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,254
COMES TO US, THEY'VE BEEN
628
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:02,888
ARRESTED, WHETHER THEY WERE PUT
629
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,323
IN HANDCUFFS AND BROUGHT TO US
630
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,958
OR JUST GIVEN A SLIP OF PAPER BY
631
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:06,558
THE POLICE, THEY'VE HAVE BEEN
632
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,860
ARRESTED.
633
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,660
>> AND IS THAT FAIR?
634
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:14,700
>> WELL, I MEAN...
635
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,869
NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR.
636
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,203
>> John: WOW, THAT WAS A LONG
637
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:18,737
PAUSE.
638
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:22,174
IT'S NOT A GREAT SIGN THAT A
639
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:22,708
CHIEF PROBATION OFFICER IS
640
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,709
RESPONDING TO THE QUESTION
641
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,277
"IS THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FAIR?"
642
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,745
LIKE THEY'RE STALLING FOR TIME
643
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:27,880
ON JEOPARDY AFTER ACCIDENTALLY
644
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,182
BUZZING IN.
645
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,817
AND I WILL SAY AT LEAST SHE'S
646
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,451
ACKNOWLEDGING THERE THAT THE
647
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,152
SYSTEM HAS A SIGNIFICANT
648
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,255
PROBLEM.
649
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,490
WHAT IS ABSOLUTELY MADDENING IS
650
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,658
WATCHING THIS FORMER DIRECTOR OF
651
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,626
STUDENT SERVICES FOR THE COUNTY
652
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,193
WHERE SHE WORKS TRY TO MAKE
653
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,061
EXCUSES FOR IT.
654
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,463
>> NO STUDENT ON OUR -- THAT'S
655
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,764
ATTENDING OUR CAMPUS IS GETTING
656
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,666
A CRIMINAL RECORD BECAUSE OF
657
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,967
SOMETHING WE'VE DONE.
658
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,903
WE DON'T FOCUS ON ARRESTING
659
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,871
OR SENDING KIDS AWAY.
660
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,273
THAT'S -- THAT'S COMPLETELY
661
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:54,840
COUNTER TO WHAT AN EDUCATOR
662
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,774
SHOULD DO.
663
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,610
>> BUT THAT IS WHAT'S HAPPENING.
664
00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,978
>> THAT IS NOT HAPPENING
665
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,680
IN MY SCHOOL DISTRICT.
666
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,748
>> BUT IN A SINGLE SCHOOL YEAR,
667
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,582
283 KIDS IN YOUR DISTRICT WERE
668
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,751
REFERRED TO POLICE.
669
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,185
>> OKAY.
670
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,619
>> SO IT IS HAPPENING.
671
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:08,954
>> I -- KIDS ARE CITED ON OUR
672
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,422
CAMPUSES SOMETIMES, YES.
673
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,356
>> AND DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS CAN
674
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,791
GIVE THEM A CRIMINAL RECORD?
675
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,460
>> I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I
676
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,061
ISSUE MY OWN CONSEQUENCES.
677
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:16,795
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
678
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:17,896
POLICE ISSUE THEIR CONSEQUENCES.
679
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:18,630
>> SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT
680
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,565
THESE KIDS ARE GETTING CRIMINAL
681
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:20,699
RECORDS?
682
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,366
>> I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT ONE WAY
683
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,602
OR THE OTHER.
684
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,603
>> BUT DON'T YOU HEAD DISCIPLINE
685
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,504
FOR THE DISTRICT?
686
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,573
>> AND I TAKE CARE OF DISCIPLINE
687
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:28,640
FOR THE DISTRICT.
688
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:29,575
IF CONSEQUENCES GO BEYOND THAT
689
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:30,909
INTO THE -- INTO THE LEGAL
690
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:31,877
REALM, THAT'S NOT OUR PURVIEW.
691
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:36,181
THAT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS.
692
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,250
>> John: HOLY SHIT,
693
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,351
THAT IS SELECTIVE.
694
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,352
"NOT YOUR BUSINESS?"
695
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:40,953
OH, NO, MY GOOD BITCH, THAT IS
696
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,889
VERY MUCH YOUR BUSINESS.
697
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,191
AND I DO UNDERSTAND THE
698
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:46,959
DISTINCTION THAT BUDGET
699
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:47,793
BILL MURRAY IS
700
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,527
TRYING TO DRAW THERE.
701
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,094
THERE'S "SCHOOL DISCIPLINE,"
702
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,295
WHICH FALLS UNDER HIS PURVIEW,
703
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:50,963
BUT IF A KID BREAKS THE LAW,
704
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,431
THEN IT'S A POLICE THING.
705
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,565
BUT IN PRACTICE, ONCE YOU LET
706
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,267
THE POLICE INTO YOUR SCHOOLS,
707
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,337
THAT LINE GETS REALLY BLURRY.
708
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,638
AND YOU'RE GOING TO START
709
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:00,472
GETTING STUPID ARRESTS FOR
710
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,541
THINGS LIKE SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS,
711
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,642
OR THROWING BABY CARROTS, OR --
712
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,612
IN THE DISTRICT WHERE THAT GUY
713
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,180
WORKED -- THE INDEFENSIBLE
714
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,215
ARREST OF THIS AUTISTIC STUDENT.
715
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,884
>> TWO YEARS AGO, ADRIAN WAS AT
716
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,118
HIS SCHOOL, BRET HARTE MIDDLE IN
717
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,153
SAN JOSE, WHEN HE USED A SMALL
718
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,823
ROCK TO ETCH THE LETTERS ADRX
719
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,260
ON THE SIDEWALK.
720
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,795
THE ABBREVIATION IS HOW
721
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,863
ADRIAN OFTEN SIGNED HIS NAME ON
722
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,031
SCHOOL ASSIGNMENTS.
723
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:26,632
THE LETTERS MEASURED JUST SIX
724
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:27,232
INCHES TALL.
725
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,635
BUT THE SCHOOL BELIEVED THEY
726
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:30,402
WERE BIG ENOUGH A REASON TO
727
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:31,136
INVOLVE CAMPUS POLICE.
728
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,704
ADRIAN WAS ARRESTED AT 13.
729
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,273
>> I THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD
730
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,908
LOOK AT IT AND SAY, "OH, LOOK,
731
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,509
A LEGEND.
732
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,444
OH, LOOK, A LEGEND
733
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,045
THAT DID THIS.
734
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,079
THIS IS SO COOL.
735
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,048
A LEGEND WAS AT THIS SCHOOL."
736
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,550
>> John: OKAY, FOR THE RECORD,
737
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,584
THAT KID WAS, AND REMAINS,
738
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,786
A LEGEND.
739
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,521
BECAUSE TO 13-YEAR-OLDS,
740
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,524
THERE IS SIMPLY NOTHING COOLER
741
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,258
THAN INITIALS WRITTEN SOMEWHERE.
742
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,526
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
743
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,260
OR WITH WHAT.
744
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,595
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT
745
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:57,329
INITIALS ARE SOMEWHERE AND
746
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,163
THAT'S COOL.
747
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:58,430
ON A DESK?
748
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,531
YES, PLEASE.
749
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,766
ON A LAMP POST?
750
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,301
I LOVE IT.
751
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,702
WAY HIGH UP ON A WALL?
752
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,371
HOW DID THEY GET IT UP THERE?
753
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,474
WE EVEN PUT ADRIAN'S INITIALS
754
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:17,249
ONTO THE SET BEHIND ME TO MAKE
755
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,584
IT ABSOLUTELY CLEAR TO EVERYONE
756
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:18,984
THAT A LEGEND WAS
757
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:19,851
VERY MUCH HERE.
758
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:20,652
THAT STORY'S COMPLETELY
759
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,353
BANANAS, EVEN BEFORE YOU LEARN
760
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:21,987
THAT THE LETTERS HE ETCHED CAME
761
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:22,721
RIGHT OFF WITH SOME SOAP AND
762
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:23,355
WATER AFTER HIS MOTHER HAD HIM
763
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,189
CLEAN IT UP.
764
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,757
BUT IT ALSO SPEAKS TO A BIGGER
765
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,259
ISSUE, WHICH IS THAT STUDENTS
766
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,393
WITH DISABILITIES ARE ALMOST
767
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,095
THREE TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE
768
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,730
ARRESTED, EVEN THOUGH KIDS WITH
769
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,699
DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITIES CAN
770
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,602
HAVE DIFFICULTY UNDERSTANDING OR
771
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,136
FOLLOWING THE RULES AND REQUIRE
772
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:38,937
SUPPORT STAFF FAMILIAR WITH
773
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:43,008
THEIR SPECIFIC NEEDS.
774
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:43,842
AND THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY
775
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,776
STUDENTS DISPROPORTIONATELY
776
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:45,577
SINGLED OUT.
777
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:46,912
BECAUSE COPS IN SCHOOLS DO TEND
778
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,280
TO BEHAVE THE SAME WAY THEY
779
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,182
BEHAVE OUTSIDE OF SCHOOLS, WHICH
780
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,149
EXPLAINS WHY BLACK STUDENTS
781
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,951
ACCOUNT FOR NEARLY A THIRD OF
782
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,553
ALL STUDENTS ARRESTED, DESPITE
783
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,387
THE FACT THAT THAT'S TWICE THEIR
784
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,322
SHARE OF ENROLLMENT.
785
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,857
THAT'S JUST ONE REASON WHY,
786
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,192
WHILE YOU MAY HEAR A LOT OF
787
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,960
WHITE KIDS TALK ABOUT THEIR
788
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,795
FRIENDLY SRO, BLACK STUDENTS
789
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:04,963
EVEN IN THE SAME SCHOOL MAY
790
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:08,033
SEE THEM VERY DIFFERENTLY.
791
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,335
>> IT WAS ALMOST LIKE THIS MAN
792
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,269
WAS JUDGE, JURY,
793
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,504
AND EXECUTIONER.
794
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,306
AND HE WAS MENACING LOOKING.
795
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,641
AND, LITERALLY, HE WALKED
796
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:16,441
THROUGH THE HALLS LIKE HE OWNED
797
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,976
THE PLACE.
798
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,111
EVERY CONVERSATION YOU HAD WITH
799
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,046
HIM WAS TENSE.
800
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,481
IT WAS LITERALLY JUST STUDENTS
801
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,282
OF COLOR.
802
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,852
I DON'T THINK, EVEN THE BLACK
803
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,120
SRO THAT WE HAD AT SOUTHWEST,
804
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:28,687
I HAD NEVER SEEN HIM SPEAK
805
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,756
TO A WHITE STUDENT.
806
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,457
THEY KNEW WHO THEY WERE LOOKING
807
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:35,560
FOR, THEY HAD THEIR KIDS THAT
808
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,195
THEY, LIKE, LOW-KEY TERRORIZED?
809
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,730
THERE ARE SO MANY STUDENTS WHO
810
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,033
WOULD'VE HAD A GREAT TIME BUT
811
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,536
HAD A HORRIBLE TIME BECAUSE OF
812
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,605
AN SRO OR BECAUSE OF A COP.
813
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,206
>> John: RIGHT.
814
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:48,840
THE PRESENCE OF POLICE CAN MAKE
815
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,208
SCHOOL MISERABLE FOR SOME KIDS,
816
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,344
AND WE FRANKLY DON'T NEED ANY
817
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,612
MORE WAYS TO MAKE SCHOOL
818
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,946
SCARIER.
819
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,682
IT'S ALREADY TERRIFYING ENOUGH.
820
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,483
IF YOU ASKED ME WHAT'S THE
821
00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,252
SCARIEST PLACE I CAN IMAGINE,
822
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,753
IT'S NOT A HAUNTED HOUSE OR THE
823
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,156
INSIDE OF TOM CRUISE'S BRAIN.
824
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,390
IT'S HIGH SCHOOL.
825
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:10,262
BECAUSE REMEMBER, I WAS THIS.
826
00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:12,564
AND IT'S NOT JUST LOW-KEY
827
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,999
TERRORIZING.
828
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,133
YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH VIRAL
829
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,002
VIDEOS OF SCHOOL COPS BEHAVING
830
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,170
VIOLENTLY, VIDEOS THAT SOMETIMES
831
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,604
WENT ON TO MAKE HEADLINES LIKE
832
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,442
THESE.
833
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,443
AND BECAUSE COPS IN SCHOOLS
834
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,210
ENJOY ALL THE SAME PROTECTIONS
835
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,378
THEY DO EVERYWHERE ELSE, THE
836
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,546
CONSEQUENCES IN MANY OF THESE
837
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:29,347
CASES CAN BE NONEXISTENT.
838
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:31,249
IN OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA,
839
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:32,884
AN OFFICER WAS FILMED THROWING
840
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,920
A FEMALE STUDENT TO THE FLOOR,
841
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,288
KNOCKING HER UNCONSCIOUS.
842
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:36,988
BUT HE WASN'T CHARGED WITH ANY
843
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,457
WRONGDOING.
844
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,559
AND HIS SUPERVISOR, THE COUNTY
845
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,027
SHERIFF, FULLY SUPPORTED THAT
846
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:42,994
OUTCOME.
847
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,062
>> A LOT OF THINGS ARE NEVER
848
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:44,696
GOING TO LOOK PRETTY ON CAMERA,
849
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,465
BUT GUESS WHAT?
850
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,134
YOU KNOW, THIS WORKED OUT, AND
851
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,268
IT'S A POSITIVE THING FOR LAW
852
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,837
ENFORCEMENT.
853
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,472
>> SHERIFF LOPEZ DEFENDING
854
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,840
DEPUTY FOURNIER'S ACTIONS,
855
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:55,440
DESPITE CRITICISM AND PUBLIC
856
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,109
SCRUTINY.
857
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,410
>> IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THE
858
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,445
YOUNG LADY WENT THROUGH THIS
859
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:01,813
INCIDENT, BUT IT'S ALSO
860
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,549
UNFORTUNATE THAT MY DEPUTY HAD
861
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,018
TO SUFFER A LOT OF CONSTANT
862
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,453
BASHING AND HARASSMENT,
863
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,322
YOU KNOW, WHEN HE JUST DID WITH
864
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,090
HOW HE WAS TRAINED.
865
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:12,924
>> John: I HONESTLY THINK NO ONE
866
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,659
MAKES A BETTER CASE FOR
867
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,627
DEFUNDING THE POLICE THAN THE
868
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:22,434
POLICE THEMSELVES.
869
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,735
IF THROWING A KID TO THE GROUND
870
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:24,636
AND THEN HAVING YOUR BOSS
871
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,171
COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW EVERYONE WAS
872
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:26,671
RUDE TO YOU AFTERWARD IS
873
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,339
EMBLEMATIC OF HOW YOU WERE
874
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:28,273
TRAINED, THEN THE PROBLEM IS
875
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,374
CLEARLY THE TRAINING, THE COPS
876
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,842
THEMSELVES, THE ENTIRE SYSTEM
877
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,444
AND -- NOT FOR NOTHING --
878
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,311
THAT SHERRIFF'S FAKE OAKLEY
879
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:34,846
SUNGLASSES.
880
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,548
BUT THE SHERIFF OF FLAVORTOWN
881
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,182
HERE DOES RAISE AN INTERESTING
882
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,450
POINT.
883
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,652
SCHOOL POLICE GET TRAINED
884
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:41,920
AS COPS, BUT THAT MIGHT BE THE
885
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,122
ONLY TRAINING THEY GET.
886
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,957
BECAUSE REQUIREMENTS VARY WIDELY
887
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:46,591
IN EACH STATE, IF THEY EXIST AT
888
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,059
ALL.
889
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,027
AND NATIONAL TRAINING
890
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,896
REQUIREMENTS FOR SCHOOL-BASED
891
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,464
LAW ENFORCEMENT SIMPLY DO NOT
892
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,865
EXIST.
893
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:54,733
AND WHEN YOU'VE GOT LAW
894
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,369
ENFORCEMENT STATIONED IN A
895
00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:57,869
SCHOOL, TAKING ORDINARY
896
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,204
DISCIPLINARY SITUATIONS AND
897
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,138
ESCALATING THEM, THE
898
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,107
CONSEQUENCES, AS YOU'VE SEEN,
899
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:05,911
CAN BE TERRIBLE.
900
00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:06,945
IN RESEARCHING THIS PIECE, WE
901
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:07,879
FOUND SO MANY STORIES WHERE KIDS
902
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,448
ARE STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THE
903
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,917
EXPERIENCES THEY HAD, EVEN YEARS
904
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,084
LATER, AND FELT IT BOTH CHANGED
905
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:14,686
THE TRAJECTORY OF THEIR LIVES,
906
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,155
AND HOW THEY INTERACT WITH THE
907
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,356
WORLD.
908
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,125
IF YOU'RE OVER A CERTAIN AGE,
909
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,293
THIS IS SO MUCH MORE PREVALENT
910
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,828
THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
911
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:24,429
WE DON'T HAVE A PARTICULARLY
912
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,097
LARGE STAFF, BUT MULTIPLE
913
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:27,566
MEMBERS OF IT HAVE COME FORWARD
914
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,068
AS WE PUT THIS STORY TOGETHER,
915
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,236
CITING TERRIBLE BEHAVIOR BY
916
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,637
SCHOOL POLICE THEY'D EITHER
917
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,072
DIRECTLY WITNESSED OR
918
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,074
EXPERIENCED FIRST-HAND.
919
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,609
AND WE'RE NOT EVEN GETTING INTO
920
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:39,411
THE FACT THAT SCHOOLS WITH
921
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,111
SROs HAVE HIGHER RATES OF
922
00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:40,846
EXCLUSIONARY DISCIPLINE --
923
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,581
THINGS LIKE SUSPENSIONS AND
924
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,482
EXPULSIONS -- THAN COMPARABLE
925
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,985
SCHOOLS WITHOUT SROs, WHICH
926
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,153
HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE ASSOCIATED
927
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,221
WITH LOWER ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT,
928
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,655
DROPOUT, AND INCREASED
929
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:51,690
BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS BOTH IN AND
930
00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:53,191
OUT OF SCHOOL.
931
00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:54,926
SO WHEN THAT GUY EARLIER ARGUED
932
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,328
FOR MORE POLICE IN EVERY SCHOOL,
933
00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:56,928
SAYING, "WHY NOT?
934
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,864
IT WOULDN'T HURT."
935
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,398
THE ANSWER TO THAT IS,
936
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:01,967
"IT ABSOLUTELY CAN, AND IT DOES,
937
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:05,103
ALL THE TIME."
938
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,538
AND FOR ALL THE ARGUING RIGHT
939
00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:07,973
NOW ABOUT HOW WE NEED MORE
940
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,308
POLICE IN SCHOOLS, I'D ARGUE
941
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,042
THAT WE MAY ACTUALLY NEED
942
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:13,378
SIGNIFICANTLY LESS.
943
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,580
AND SMALL REFORMS JUST AREN'T
944
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:16,815
GOING TO CUT IT HERE.
945
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:17,816
SOME PLACES HAVE TRIED THAT,
946
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,751
WITH TACTICS THAT KEPT THE
947
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:20,485
POLICE IN SCHOOLS BUT TRIED TO
948
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:21,019
MAKE THEM APPEAR LESS
949
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,487
INTIMIDATING.
950
00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:23,922
ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO,
951
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:24,956
SOME DISTRICTS IN MINNESOTA,
952
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,725
WHERE THAT KID WENT TO SCHOOL,
953
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,526
REDESIGNED THEIR SCHOOL POLICE
954
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,094
UNIFORMS TO LIGHT-BLUE POLO
955
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,228
SHIRTS.
956
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,030
SOMETHING THAT, UNSURPRISINGLY,
957
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,198
STUDENTS THERE, INCLUDING HIM,
958
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,800
SAW RIGHT THROUGH.
959
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,369
>> EVERY DAY I GO TO SCHOOL
960
00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,871
AS A YOUNG BLACK MALE TEEN,
961
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,307
AND I HAVE TO SEE OUR SRO
962
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,441
JUST WANDERING THE HALLWAYS.
963
00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:44,809
HE'S ALWAYS IN OUR CLASSROOMS.
964
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,211
HE'S ALWAYS IN THE HALLWAYS.
965
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,679
YOUR COMPROMISE IS TO GIVE THEM
966
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,014
SOFTER OUTFITS?
967
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,016
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
968
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:52,651
LIKE, IT'S -- AT THE END OF THE
969
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:53,785
DAY, A COP IS A COP.
970
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:54,953
WHETHER YOU DRESS THEM UP IN
971
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,154
RED, YELLOW, BLUE, IT DOESN'T
972
00:25:56,221 --> 00:26:01,326
MATTER.
973
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,628
TEENAGERS AREN'T
974
00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:04,462
TEENAGERS AREN'T STUPID.
975
00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,096
YOU CAN'T SEND THE COP UNIFORM
976
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:08,533
TO A FARM UPSTATE.
977
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,534
THEY KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
978
00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:10,268
A COP'S GONNA BE A COP,
979
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:10,869
NO MATTER WHAT WE DRESS THEM
980
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:11,403
UP IN.
981
00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:11,937
FUSCHIA?
982
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:12,537
STILL A COP.
983
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:13,371
VERMILLION?
984
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:14,039
STILL A COP.
985
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:14,706
CHER'S DRESS FROM THE 1986
986
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:15,573
OSCARS?
987
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,908
STILL A COP.
988
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,743
NOW THEY'RE WEARING SOMETHING
989
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:19,411
THEY COULDN'T PULL OFF IN THEIR
990
00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,446
WILDEST FUCKING DREAMS.
991
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,214
THERE ARE SOME SLIGHTLY BIGGER
992
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:24,916
STEPS WE COULD TAKE, LIKE
993
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:25,917
DEMANDING SCHOOL DISTRICTS ADOPT
994
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,185
RULES THAT KEEP COPS OUT OF
995
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,653
ROUTINE STUDENT DISCIPLINE.
996
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,055
WE COULD ALSO REQUIRE THEY HAVE
997
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:30,922
COMPREHENSIVE TRAINING THAT
998
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:31,890
INCLUDES DE-ESCALATION AND
999
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:32,824
WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH
1000
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:35,226
DISABILITIES.
1001
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:36,594
OR WE COULD JUST TRY AND GET
1002
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:41,800
THEM OUT OF SCHOOLS ALTOGETHER.
1003
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:42,334
SOME CITIES, LIKE OAKLAND,
1004
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:42,934
CALIFORNIA, HAVE DONE THAT.
1005
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,069
AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S SIMPLE.
1006
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:45,236
THERE'S STILL A THOUGHTFUL,
1007
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,205
ONGOING CONVERSATION THERE ABOUT
1008
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,707
HOW TO HANDLE EVERYTHING FROM
1009
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:49,507
ROUTINE DISCIPLINE TO EMERGENCY
1010
00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,309
SITUATIONS.
1011
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:52,944
BECAUSE THEY KNOW GETTING RID
1012
00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:54,779
OF SCHOOL POLICE DOESN'T MEAN
1013
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,882
WALKING AWAY FROM SCHOOL SAFETY.
1014
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,017
WHAT IT MEANS IS ASKING
1015
00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:00,251
OURSELVES WHAT REALLY KEEPS KIDS
1016
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,653
SAFE.
1017
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,488
AND I'D ARGUE ONE GOOD WAY TO DO
1018
00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,856
THAT MIGHT BE TO TAKE THE MONEY
1019
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:06,224
THAT IT SEEMS WE'RE NOW
1020
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,960
INEVITABLY ABOUT TO FLOOD TOWARD
1021
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,328
SCHOOL COPS, AND INSTEAD, DIRECT
1022
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,796
IT TOWARD COUNSELORS, NURSES,
1023
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:12,931
AND ALL THE OTHER RESOURCES THAT
1024
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:14,766
ACTUALLY PROTECT STUDENTS.
1025
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,835
SCHOOL POLICE AREN'T THE ANSWER
1026
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:21,940
TO SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.
1027
00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:22,941
THE ANSWER TO THAT IS GUN
1028
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,275
CONTROL.
1029
00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:26,011
AND WHEN WE THROW MORE COPS INTO
1030
00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,112
SCHOOLS, AS AN EASY WAY OUT OF
1031
00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:28,313
THAT DIFFICULT AND NECESSARY
1032
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,914
CONVERSATION, WE NOT ONLY FAIL
1033
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,049
TO KEEP OUR KIDS SAFE FROM GUN
1034
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,717
VIOLENCE, WE CONDEMN THEM TO A
1035
00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:33,852
SYSTEM THAT CRIMINALIZES THE
1036
00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:36,287
VERY ESSENCE OF CHILDHOOD.
1037
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:40,191
KIDS DESERVE TO BE ANNOYING
1038
00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:40,859
WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED.
1039
00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:46,364
TO BE SAD AND ANGRY WITHOUT
1040
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,433
BEING BODY SLAMMED.
1041
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,034
THEY DESERVE TO HAVE TANTRUMS,
1042
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:49,567
THROW CARROTS, DO SCIENCE
1043
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,602
EXPERIMENTS, TALK SHIT AND CARVE
1044
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,037
THEIR NAME INTO STUFF WITHOUT
1045
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:52,670
RISKING ENDING UP IN THE BACK OF
1046
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,172
A POLICE CAR.
1047
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:54,973
THEY DESERVE TO BE CURIOUS,
1048
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,741
TO MAKE MISTAKES, TO GO A LITTLE
1049
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:57,609
TOO FAR, TO BE A LITTLE TOO
1050
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,377
LOUD.
1051
00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,679
TO BASICALLY BE A FUCKING KID.
1052
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,415
AND THEY DEFINITELY DESERVE
1053
00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,116
BETTER THAN THE FUNDAMENTAL LIE
1054
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,918
THAT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN
1055
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,753
STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN
1056
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,055
IS A GOOD GUY WHO CAN ARREST
1057
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,790
A FIVE-YEAR-OLD.
1058
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:17,729
AND NOW THIS.
1059
00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:19,364
>> Announcer: AND NOW PEOPLE
1060
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,233
ON TV GET A LITTLE TOO BRITISH
1061
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:24,169
FOR THE PLATINUM JUBILEE.
1062
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:27,405
>> WELCOME BACK TO FOX 5 NEWS
1063
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,140
LIVE IN LAS VEGAS.
1064
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,409
I AM YOUR BRITISH CORRESPONDENT
1065
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:32,177
KEN SMITH.
1066
00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:34,179
>> GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
1067
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,182
OR SHOULD I SAY CHEERIO, YOU
1068
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:38,783
CHAPS.
1069
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:39,918
>> CHEERIO.
1070
00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:41,119
>> CHEERIO.
1071
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:42,587
>> HELLO.
1072
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:43,822
HELLO, GOVERNOR.
1073
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,290
>> ACROSS THE POND.
1074
00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,158
SPEAK WE HAVE TO MAKE HER
1075
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,360
POSTURE IS GOOD.
1076
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:52,530
CELEBRATE THE QUEEN.
1077
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:52,964
>> PLATINUM JUBILEE.
1078
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:53,465
>> PLATINUM JUBILEE.
1079
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:59,737
>> W WILL WE READ THE NEWS IN AN
1080
00:28:59,804 --> 00:28:59,971
ACCENT?
1081
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,373
>> I'VE BEEN USING AN ACCENT ALL
1082
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:02,941
MORNING.
1083
00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,375
>> THE QUEEN.
1084
00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:05,343
HER CELEBRATIONS.
1085
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,478
I'M NOT THE BEST.
1086
00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:09,380
>> A FOR EFFORT.
1087
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:12,784
>> THAT'S LIKE MRS. DOUBTFIRE?
1088
00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:13,718
>> HELLO!
1089
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:14,686
>> MRS. DOUBTFIRE.
1090
00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:17,355
>> DO THE REST OF THE SHOW IN A
1091
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:18,289
BRITISH ACCENT.
1092
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:19,958
>> I DON'T THINK I CAN.
1093
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:21,392
>> QUESTIONS WHETHER SHE WILL BE
1094
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:24,028
ABLE TO ATTEND HER OWN
1095
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:24,562
CELEBRATION?
1096
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:24,963
>> WHY?
1097
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,865
>> IT'S BECAUSE OF HEALTH
1098
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:30,001
ISSUES, SO I'M GOING TO DROP THE
1099
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,904
ACCIDENT.
1100
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:34,139
>> John: MOVING ON.
1101
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:34,806
I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN
1102
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:35,707
A GRIM COUPLE OF WEEKS, SO
1103
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:38,643
BEFORE WE LEAVE, WE WANTED TO
1104
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:39,711
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING JUST FUN.
1105
00:29:39,777 --> 00:29:40,545
SPECIFICALLY: BANANAS.
1106
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:40,979
THE VERY WORST PART
1107
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:42,213
OF A BANANA SPLIT.
1108
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,081
AND THE REASON IS, THERE'S
1109
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,382
ACTUALLY SOME URGENT, BREAKING
1110
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,917
NEWS ABOUT BANANAS.
1111
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,719
WELL, TO BE HONEST, IT'S NOT
1112
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:48,953
REALLY URGENT OR BREAKING --
1113
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:49,787
THIS HAPPENED LAST NOVEMBER.
1114
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,089
IT'S BARELY EVEN NEWS.
1115
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,557
BUT IT IS SOMETHING I WANT TO
1116
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,093
SHOW YOU, MAINLY BECAUSE IT'S
1117
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,060
SIMPLY AMAZING.
1118
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,162
>> VANDALS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO
1119
00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:59,364
SEVER THE TOP OF A CONTROVERSIAL
1120
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:00,632
BANANA AND SKULL SCULPTURE
1121
00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:01,933
IN FITZROY.
1122
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,568
>> THE VANDAL APPEARED OUT OF
1123
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,869
NOWHERE LAST NIGHT, CONCEALING
1124
00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:06,538
HIS IDENTITY, HIS MOTIVE
1125
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:11,276
UNKNOWN.
1126
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,878
>> John: YEAH.
1127
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:14,846
THAT HAPPENED.
1128
00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:15,647
A GIANT AUSTRALIAN BANANA IN A
1129
00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:16,748
MELBOURNE SUBURB WAS VANDALIZED
1130
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:17,148
WITH A SAW.
1131
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,416
AND BY THE WAY -- WHAT A BANANA!
1132
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,184
IT'S BASICALLY THE CATE
1133
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,852
BLANCHETT OF BANANA SCULPTURES,
1134
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,453
IN THAT IT'S A HAUNTINGLY PALE
1135
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,322
AUSTRALIAN CREATURE WITH A VERY
1136
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,657
STRIKING BONE STRUCTURE.
1137
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,458
AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHO
1138
00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:28,660
WOULD DO A THING LIKE THIS, IT
1139
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,262
TURNS OUT, A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE
1140
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,530
HAD A MOTIVE BECAUSE THE BANANA
1141
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,632
WAS NOT UNIVERSALLY BELOVED.
1142
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:37,302
>> THE CONTROVERSIAL $22,000
1143
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:39,470
WORK HIGHLIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE
1144
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,839
WAS FUNDED BY THE TAC,
1145
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,975
PART OF A COUNCIL PROJECT TO
1146
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,044
SLOW LOCAL TRAFFIC.
1147
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:48,613
>> EVEN IN QUIRKY FITZROY,
1148
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,984
THIS BANANA SPLIT LOCAL OPINION.
1149
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:53,518
>> BRIGHTENS UP THE PLACE.
1150
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:54,352
IT LOOKS GOOD.
1151
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,587
>> I THINK OUR MONEY CAN BE
1152
00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,555
SPENT A LOT WISER.
1153
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:58,156
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO
1154
00:30:58,223 --> 00:30:58,856
REPRESENT?
1155
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:00,792
COULD YOU TELL ME?
1156
00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:02,060
>> John: YEAH, PEOPLE WERE
1157
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,095
PISSED OFF WITH THAT BANANA.
1158
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:04,662
AND IT'S TRUE.
1159
00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:05,830
THE AIM OF THE SCULPTURE
1160
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:06,631
WAS THAT IT WOULD REMIND
1161
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:07,532
THE COMMUNITY ABOUT ROAD SAFETY
1162
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:08,433
BY FORCING PEOPLE
1163
00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:10,435
TO SLOW DOWN.
1164
00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,070
ALTHOUGH I'D ARGUE THAT THIS IS
1165
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:12,937
LESS OF A REMINDER TO SLOW DOWN,
1166
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:14,272
AND MORE AN ENCOURAGEMENT TO
1167
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:16,975
SPEED UP IN ORDER TO GET AWAY
1168
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:17,609
FROM THIS DEMONIC BANANA AS SOON
1169
00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:22,647
AS POSSIBLE.
1170
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,648
BUT AS FOR THIS WOMAN'S
1171
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,449
QUESTION, "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
1172
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:24,782
TO REPRESENT?"
1173
00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:25,450
WE CAN ACTUALLY HELP ANSWER THAT
1174
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:32,523
FOR YOU.
1175
00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:37,528
>> THE TITLE IS FALLEN FRUIT.
1176
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,297
>> CONFIDENCE WITHIN WESTERN
1177
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,132
SOCIETY AND THE WAY WE'VE BEEN
1178
00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:43,134
DRAWN TOWARDS UNSUSTAINABLE
1179
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,470
ACCESS.
1180
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:46,671
>> John: WOW, YEAH, THAT IS NOT
1181
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,805
THE STATEMENT I THOUGHT THAT
1182
00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:48,439
BANANA WAS MAKING!
1183
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:49,140
THE STATEMENT I THOUGHT IT WAS
1184
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,242
MAKING IS:
1185
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:52,176
I AM A BIG WEIRD BANANA.
1186
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:52,777
SO I WAS CLEARLY WAY OFF HERE.
1187
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:53,811
NOW, SADLY, THE BANANA WAS
1188
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:54,479
REMOVED AFTER THE VANDALISM, AND
1189
00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:55,680
WAS RECENTLY REPLACED BY THIS
1190
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,082
GIANT YELLOW FLOWER POT, WHICH
1191
00:31:58,149 --> 00:32:01,286
IS CLEARLY NOT AS GOOD.
1192
00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:02,787
AND APPARENTLY, THERE'S NOW NO
1193
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,155
SIGN OF WHETHER THE BANANA WILL
1194
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:04,989
EVER BE BACK.
1195
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:06,457
WHICH IS A HUGE SHAME.
1196
00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:07,091
BECAUSE WHAT'S THE REAL PROBLEM
1197
00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:07,792
HERE?
1198
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:10,962
IT'S NOT LIKE AUSTRALIA ISN'T
1199
00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:11,729
FULL OF RIDICULOUS ENORMOUS
1200
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:12,664
STATUES.
1201
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:13,665
THERE'S A PROUD TRADITION
1202
00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,066
OF AUSTRALIAN BIG THINGS:
1203
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,734
GIGANTIC SCULPTURES OF
1204
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,070
COMMON OBJECTS, LIKE THE BIG
1205
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:20,571
BANANA, WHICH DEMONSTRABLY LIVES
1206
00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:24,208
UP TO ITS NAME;
1207
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:24,842
THIS GIANT KOALA BEAR, WHO LOOKS
1208
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:27,278
ABSOLUTELY MORTIFIED;
1209
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:28,813
AND THIS MASSIVE CROCODILE WITH
1210
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,515
BOXING GLOVES WHOSE ROLE IS TO
1211
00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:34,018
ENTICE TOURISTS TO VISIT THE
1212
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:35,953
VERY REAL TOWN OF HUMPTY DOO,
1213
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,255
A STATEMENT SO OFFENSIVELY
1214
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:38,523
AUSTRALIAN THAT, IF IT WEREN'T
1215
00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:39,524
TRUE, IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE
1216
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,225
RACIST.
1217
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,427
BUT SINCE THE CITIZENS OF
1218
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:43,528
MELBOURNE SEEM TO THINK THAT
1219
00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,129
THEIR MONEY'S BEEN WASTED,
1220
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:47,498
I MIGHT HAVE A SOLUTION.
1221
00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:48,700
I WILL GLADLY TAKE THAT BANANA
1222
00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,802
OFF YOUR HANDS.
1223
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,303
WE'VE LONG HAD AN INTEREST IN
1224
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,304
AUSTRALIAN ARTIFACTS ON THIS
1225
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:54,505
SHOW.
1226
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:55,373
YOU MAY REMEMBER THAT WE BOUGHT
1227
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,075
RUSSELL CROWE'S JOCKSTRAP FROM
1228
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,843
THE MOVIE "CINDERELLA MAN,"
1229
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,378
AT HIS DIVORCE AUCTION,
1230
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,346
INADVERTENTLY FUNDING
1231
00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:02,413
THE JOHN OLIVER KOALA
1232
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,514
CHLAMYDIA WARD AT
1233
00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:08,519
THE AUSTRALIA ZOO.
1234
00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,956
I PROMISE IT MADE SENSE
1235
00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:12,957
AT THE TIME.
1236
00:33:13,024 --> 00:33:13,925
IT ALL MADE SENSE AT THE TIME.
1237
00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:14,726
THE POINT IS, MELBOURNE, I'M
1238
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:15,693
WILLING TO BUY THAT GIANT BANANA
1239
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,194
OFF YOU FOR EXACTLY TEN
1240
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:16,728
AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS
1241
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:17,862
PLUS A $10,000 DONATION TO YOUR
1242
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,731
LOCAL FOOD BANK AND $5,000
1243
00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,165
TO HELP FURTHER FUND THE KOALA
1244
00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:22,200
CHLAMYDIA WARD.
1245
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,402
BUT WAIT.
1246
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:25,470
WAIT, I'M NOT DONE.
1247
00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:26,838
BECAUSE YOU MAY ALSO REMEMBER
1248
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,873
THAT WE, TOO, HAVE A STATUE OF A
1249
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,908
LARGE, BELLIGERENT REPTILE --
1250
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:31,642
OURS IS AN ALLIGATOR GIVING THE
1251
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:32,543
FINGER -- THAT WE MADE FOR OUR
1252
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,845
CONFEDERACY SHOW.
1253
00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:35,780
IT'S BEEN SITTING IN OUR
1254
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:36,914
OFFICES, POINTED DIRECTLY AT
1255
00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:39,283
DR. OZ'S OFFICES, SO IT COULD
1256
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,618
TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF
1257
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,488
WHEN HE CAME TO WORK EVERY DAY.
1258
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:44,989
BUT AS HE'S NOW GONE, AND AS OF
1259
00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,190
THIS WEEK, IS THE OFFICIAL
1260
00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:47,792
REPUBLICAN SENATE NOMINEE IN
1261
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,360
PENNSYLVANIA, WE DON'T REALLY
1262
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:51,896
NEED OUR ALLIGATOR ANYMORE.
1263
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:52,997
WHICH BRINGS ME
1264
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,031
TO OUR FULL OFFER.
1265
00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:55,800
BECAUSE MELBOURNE, I BELIEVE I
1266
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,435
HAVE THE REPLACEMENT STATUE THAT
1267
00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,704
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
1268
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:00,772
IF YOU TAKE US UP ON OUR DEAL,
1269
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,840
WE WILL MAKE THOSE DONATIONS,
1270
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:06,644
AND AS A SWEETENER, SEND YOU
1271
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,446
THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE
1272
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:10,948
ON A SHIP.
1273
00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:12,283
AND FRANKLY, I THINK IT'D FIT
1274
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:12,984
RIGHT IN THERE.
1275
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,420
WHAT COULD BE MORE AUSTRALIAN
1276
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,854
THAN A DANGEROUS ANIMAL TELLING
1277
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,122
ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR IT TO GO
1278
00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:19,657
FUCK THEMSELVES?
1279
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,159
SO IF YOU TAKE US UP ON OUR
1280
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,260
OFFER, THIS GUY'S YOURS,
1281
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:23,327
MELBOURNE.
1282
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,929
YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE WEEK TO GET
1283
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:25,396
BACK TO US.
1284
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:29,200
SEND US YOUR BANANA!
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THAT'S OUR SHOW.
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THANK YOU SO
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MUCH FOR WATCHING.
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SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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GOOD NIGHT!
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