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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,273 --> 00:00:03,984 Okay! We're all set for prom. 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,169 I just booked us a limo 3 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,460 and paid extra to have them stretch it. 4 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:07,968 - I can't wait. - But you know the deal. 5 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:09,390 You have to complete your life skills list first. 6 00:00:09,484 --> 00:00:11,684 I've been checking stuff off the list all week. 7 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,678 In fact, there's only one item left. 8 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:17,582 Number 70... "Teach Dad to shoot a three-pointer." 9 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:18,742 Why is this on the list? 10 00:00:18,813 --> 00:00:20,480 Because it's hilarious. 11 00:00:20,582 --> 00:00:22,248 Because I want Taylor to learn 12 00:00:22,317 --> 00:00:23,516 to communicate effectively 13 00:00:23,618 --> 00:00:24,925 while also spending some time with you. 14 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:26,085 - Smart. - Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:26,154 --> 00:00:27,954 Mr. A, you'll be shooting threes in no time 16 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:30,042 because Taylor is an awesome teacher. 17 00:00:30,091 --> 00:00:31,024 If it wasn't for her, 18 00:00:31,092 --> 00:00:32,635 I'd still be rocking Velcro shoes. 19 00:00:32,713 --> 00:00:35,662 The trick was to say "loops" instead of "bunny ears." 20 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:38,364 Trip didn't like imagining tying bunny ears together. 21 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:39,604 Because then he couldn't breathe. 22 00:00:42,070 --> 00:00:43,970 - Crom is gonna be the best. - The best. 23 00:00:44,072 --> 00:00:45,995 You guys can't go to prom. You're sophomores. 24 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:47,907 That's right. You losers are going to prom 25 00:00:48,009 --> 00:00:50,543 while Cooper and I are attending the hottest party of the year. 26 00:00:50,612 --> 00:00:51,744 - Crom! - Crom! 27 00:00:51,846 --> 00:00:53,012 What the hell is Crom? 28 00:00:53,081 --> 00:00:55,448 It's the prom alternative Cooper's throwing on his yacht 29 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,684 that's gonna be way better than any school dance. 30 00:00:57,786 --> 00:00:59,385 Crom has everything... 31 00:00:59,487 --> 00:01:01,487 Mock-tails, designer life vests, 32 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:02,922 and DJ Khaled. 33 00:01:02,991 --> 00:01:05,391 At prom, Principal Ablin is spinning from 6:00 to 8:00. 34 00:01:05,493 --> 00:01:07,393 Then his deejay alter ego MouseFace 35 00:01:07,495 --> 00:01:08,828 is taking over from 8:00 to 10:00. 36 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:11,064 Do you want to help me pick out the hors d'oeuvres for Crom tonight? 37 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:13,533 I've got five local caterers battling it out. 38 00:01:13,635 --> 00:01:15,268 The winner not only gets the gig, 39 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:17,263 they become sous-chef for my Goldendoodles. 40 00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:18,471 I can't. I have to go. 41 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,739 I have a shift at Teen Help Line. 42 00:01:19,841 --> 00:01:21,774 But I'm a teen. I need help. 43 00:01:21,876 --> 00:01:23,977 Do I serve seared foie gras with mission fig, 44 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:26,679 or do I go with the classic French Coquilles Saint-Jacques? 45 00:01:26,781 --> 00:01:27,847 I hear you. 46 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:29,849 It's important to know that you're not alone. 47 00:01:29,918 --> 00:01:31,184 Teens all across the country 48 00:01:31,286 --> 00:01:32,986 are going through exactly the same... 49 00:01:33,088 --> 00:01:34,721 You know what? It doesn't work with this. 50 00:01:37,592 --> 00:01:38,558 Hi. 51 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,626 Bye. 52 00:01:39,728 --> 00:01:40,727 Anna-Kat, don't run off. 53 00:01:40,829 --> 00:01:42,161 Come here and tell me about your day. 54 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:43,396 Ugh. Seriously? 55 00:01:43,498 --> 00:01:45,498 So, she's officially a tween. 56 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,000 I hate the yelling, but I do enjoy the part 57 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:48,434 where they think they've discovered The Beatles. 58 00:01:48,536 --> 00:01:50,303 She's still a baby. 59 00:01:50,405 --> 00:01:51,337 What? 60 00:01:51,406 --> 00:01:53,172 How was the day with your friends? 61 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:54,774 - Good. - What did you guys do? 62 00:01:54,876 --> 00:01:55,942 Stuff. 63 00:01:56,044 --> 00:01:57,577 Can you give me more than one word, please? 64 00:01:57,679 --> 00:01:59,545 Yes. Byeeeee. 65 00:02:02,851 --> 00:02:04,317 I'm getting iced out. 66 00:02:04,386 --> 00:02:06,326 They say parenting is a long process of letting go. 67 00:02:06,351 --> 00:02:07,403 It's really a long process 68 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,688 of getting yelled at and pushed away. 69 00:02:08,757 --> 00:02:11,658 I don't know why I let you talk me into having kids. 70 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,825 This is on you. 71 00:02:12,912 --> 00:02:15,928 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 72 00:02:23,004 --> 00:02:25,371 Principal Ablin just e-mailed. 73 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:29,208 Apparently, there have been instances of hurt feelings 74 00:02:29,311 --> 00:02:30,476 in Anna-Kat's class, 75 00:02:30,578 --> 00:02:31,841 and he wants the parents 76 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,180 to talk to the kids about bullying. 77 00:02:34,282 --> 00:02:36,549 - I think that's a very good idea. - You would. 78 00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:38,851 Principal Ablin is overreacting. 79 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:41,020 When I was a kid, everyone got teased a little, 80 00:02:41,122 --> 00:02:42,555 and it helped build character. 81 00:02:42,657 --> 00:02:44,223 - You were teased, too? - Of course not. 82 00:02:44,326 --> 00:02:46,793 I did the teasing, and I built a lot of character. 83 00:02:46,895 --> 00:02:48,127 If someone teased you, you would say, 84 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:49,729 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, 85 00:02:49,831 --> 00:02:50,963 but words will never hurt me." 86 00:02:51,066 --> 00:02:52,098 But words do hurt, Katie. 87 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,599 Not more than sticks! 88 00:02:54,602 --> 00:02:56,869 If we make a big deal about "instances of hurt feelings," 89 00:02:56,971 --> 00:02:58,037 then Anna-Kat will never become 90 00:02:58,139 --> 00:02:59,872 the strong person that we want her to be. 91 00:02:59,974 --> 00:03:02,508 Interesting coming from a woman who bullied her gym teacher 92 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:03,676 until he quit his job. 93 00:03:03,778 --> 00:03:04,844 It wasn't my fault. 94 00:03:04,946 --> 00:03:05,978 He was a grown man named Carroll. 95 00:03:06,081 --> 00:03:07,246 Blame his parents. 96 00:03:09,984 --> 00:03:12,618 Okay, guys, I have a couple of prom calls on hold. 97 00:03:12,721 --> 00:03:14,954 We are going to have a high volume of them today 98 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:17,245 because it is the weekend of Westport prom. 99 00:03:17,309 --> 00:03:18,698 And Crom! 100 00:03:19,227 --> 00:03:21,894 All dances can bring out feelings of rejection, 101 00:03:21,996 --> 00:03:24,197 so this is a tough time for the kids. 102 00:03:24,222 --> 00:03:25,237 And me. 103 00:03:25,266 --> 00:03:26,866 Deborah, with all due respect, 104 00:03:26,968 --> 00:03:28,167 you don't have to start every shift 105 00:03:28,269 --> 00:03:29,969 with a personal, traumatic story. 106 00:03:30,071 --> 00:03:31,604 You're right. 107 00:03:31,706 --> 00:03:33,406 I wore a back brace in high school, 108 00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:35,007 so nobody asked me to prom. 109 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:36,242 My dad was my date. 110 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:38,511 All normal so far, but at the dance, 111 00:03:38,613 --> 00:03:40,173 he ditched me for the Prom Queen. 112 00:03:40,259 --> 00:03:41,881 But it all worked out 113 00:03:41,983 --> 00:03:45,218 because she is now my stepmother. 114 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,720 Let's have a great shift! 115 00:03:47,822 --> 00:03:49,822 Hello, this is Teen Help Line. 116 00:03:49,924 --> 00:03:51,124 What's on your mind today? 117 00:03:51,226 --> 00:03:52,348 Hi, I'm calling 118 00:03:52,403 --> 00:03:53,768 because I'm feeling kinda down. 119 00:03:53,862 --> 00:03:55,461 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 120 00:03:55,563 --> 00:03:57,096 What's making you feel this way? 121 00:03:57,198 --> 00:03:58,364 Prom, I guess. 122 00:03:58,466 --> 00:04:00,223 No one asked me out because of my looks. 123 00:04:00,301 --> 00:04:02,034 That's awful. 124 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:04,439 But remember, looks aren't everything. 125 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,119 It's personality that counts. 126 00:04:06,189 --> 00:04:08,244 You're just saying that because it's in the script. 127 00:04:08,322 --> 00:04:11,754 Okay, it's in the script. But it's true. 128 00:04:11,846 --> 00:04:14,914 But you don't even know if I have a good personality or not. 129 00:04:14,983 --> 00:04:16,382 Well, tell me about yourself. 130 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:17,884 Who's your favorite musician? 131 00:04:17,986 --> 00:04:19,085 That's a tough question. 132 00:04:19,153 --> 00:04:20,319 You're gonna have to give me a sec. 133 00:04:20,421 --> 00:04:22,154 Well, you're taking your time to think about it, 134 00:04:22,257 --> 00:04:24,590 - which makes you a thoughtful person. - Thanks. 135 00:04:24,659 --> 00:04:26,492 Just as long as you don't say Ed Sheeran or something, 136 00:04:26,594 --> 00:04:27,960 you're officially awesome. 137 00:04:28,062 --> 00:04:29,161 Okay, I've thought about it. 138 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:30,897 My favorite musician is Ed Sheeran. 139 00:04:32,734 --> 00:04:34,100 Oh, look at that! You're laughing. 140 00:04:34,202 --> 00:04:36,269 What do you guys do when you make someone feel better? 141 00:04:36,371 --> 00:04:38,070 You get to, like, ring a bell or something? 142 00:04:38,172 --> 00:04:39,805 Tickets spew out of a slot in the desk, 143 00:04:39,908 --> 00:04:41,841 and I redeem them at the prize counter. 144 00:04:41,943 --> 00:04:43,643 If I get you to say, "That really helped," 145 00:04:43,745 --> 00:04:46,045 I'll have enough to get a bamboo back scratcher. 146 00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:47,647 Good to know. 147 00:04:47,715 --> 00:04:49,615 Why aren't you saying I really helped you? 148 00:04:49,684 --> 00:04:51,484 Because then we'd be done talking, 149 00:04:51,553 --> 00:04:53,352 and I'm not ready for that. 150 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:57,123 Ah, love that smile. When do you turn 18? 151 00:04:57,225 --> 00:04:58,758 Don't answer that. 152 00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:07,967 Are you sure that's right? That seems kind of far. 153 00:05:08,036 --> 00:05:09,101 Don't think about the distance. 154 00:05:09,203 --> 00:05:11,036 Just bend at the knees and follow through. 155 00:05:12,807 --> 00:05:14,006 Okay. 156 00:05:14,108 --> 00:05:15,274 Here goes nothing. 157 00:05:18,212 --> 00:05:21,614 Okay, well, maybe think about the distance a little bit. 158 00:05:21,716 --> 00:05:23,849 Dad, I see what you did wrong, but good news... 159 00:05:23,952 --> 00:05:25,585 it's totally fixable. 160 00:05:25,653 --> 00:05:28,625 In order to make the shot, you need to aim at the basket. 161 00:05:28,711 --> 00:05:29,851 I was. 162 00:05:29,922 --> 00:05:31,090 Well, crap. 163 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:36,362 Oops. 164 00:05:37,732 --> 00:05:39,165 Uh-oh. 165 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:40,900 Ohh! So close! 166 00:05:41,002 --> 00:05:42,969 Get there! 167 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,133 Oh! That's on me. 168 00:05:47,976 --> 00:05:50,576 Mr. A, I really want to go to prom with Taylor. 169 00:05:50,678 --> 00:05:52,430 Shooting a three-pointer is not that hard, okay? 170 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:55,014 Just do what I do. Just grab the ball and toss it in. 171 00:05:58,286 --> 00:05:59,585 You don't even have to look at the hoop. 172 00:05:59,687 --> 00:06:02,355 Just grab and toss it. 173 00:06:02,457 --> 00:06:03,689 See? 174 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:04,767 I'm sorry, kids. 175 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:06,125 I-I have played basketball before, 176 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:08,861 but for some reason, I can't make this shot. 177 00:06:08,963 --> 00:06:11,197 Taylor, you've completed your list except for this, 178 00:06:11,299 --> 00:06:12,765 and that's close enough. 179 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,333 You have my permission to go to the prom. 180 00:06:14,435 --> 00:06:16,035 Whoo! We're going to prom! 181 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:17,603 - No. - What? 182 00:06:17,672 --> 00:06:20,006 I thought I was finally getting the hang of conversations. 183 00:06:20,074 --> 00:06:22,675 I made a promise to check every item off that list... 184 00:06:22,777 --> 00:06:23,943 every item. 185 00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:25,745 And that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 186 00:06:25,847 --> 00:06:26,846 The whole point of this list 187 00:06:26,914 --> 00:06:28,114 was to teach me to see things through 188 00:06:28,216 --> 00:06:29,548 and not to be such a screw-up. 189 00:06:29,651 --> 00:06:31,150 And I'm not gonna stop now. 190 00:06:31,219 --> 00:06:34,720 But, babe, your dad is, like, so, so, so, so, 191 00:06:34,822 --> 00:06:36,389 so bad at basketball. 192 00:06:36,457 --> 00:06:37,923 All sports, really. 193 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:42,128 I don't know. 194 00:06:42,196 --> 00:06:43,729 I guess it's just a bunch of really old people 195 00:06:43,831 --> 00:06:45,031 who live in apartments in New York, 196 00:06:45,133 --> 00:06:46,432 and there's a monkey. 197 00:06:46,534 --> 00:06:48,100 Yeah, I don't get "Friends" either. 198 00:06:48,202 --> 00:06:49,402 Hmm. 199 00:06:49,504 --> 00:06:51,003 Guys at school are idiots. 200 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,205 Anybody would be lucky to go to prom with you. 201 00:06:53,307 --> 00:06:55,574 Well, how about you? 202 00:06:55,677 --> 00:06:56,842 How about me, what? 203 00:06:56,944 --> 00:07:00,513 Do you want to go to prom with me? 204 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:01,580 Uh... 205 00:07:01,683 --> 00:07:02,882 Oh, no, I made it awkward. 206 00:07:02,984 --> 00:07:05,184 - It was stupid to ask. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 207 00:07:05,253 --> 00:07:06,719 It's just there's a procedure here, and... 208 00:07:06,821 --> 00:07:08,854 Forget I said anything. You helped me a lot. 209 00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:11,122 You earned yourself that bamboo back scratcher. 210 00:07:13,928 --> 00:07:16,395 You know what? Screw procedure. 211 00:07:16,497 --> 00:07:17,930 I'd love to go to prom with you. 212 00:07:18,032 --> 00:07:19,498 Really? 213 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,866 They don't let me ask for your information, 214 00:07:20,968 --> 00:07:22,101 so I'll give you mine. 215 00:07:22,203 --> 00:07:25,071 My name is Oliver, and I live at 23 Woody Lane. 216 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:27,840 Great. I'll pick you up tomorrow night at 7:00. 217 00:07:27,942 --> 00:07:29,141 See you then. 218 00:07:29,243 --> 00:07:30,743 Oh, you look happy. 219 00:07:30,845 --> 00:07:33,446 You're making our callers happy. 220 00:07:33,548 --> 00:07:35,448 D-Do you think I look happy? 221 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:37,149 So happy. 222 00:07:37,251 --> 00:07:38,284 Mm-hmm. 223 00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:44,056 If you got points for shooting the ball in our rose bushes, 224 00:07:44,158 --> 00:07:45,624 I'd be the leading scorer. 225 00:07:50,898 --> 00:07:53,866 Our daughter is being bullied. 226 00:07:53,968 --> 00:07:55,034 What? 227 00:07:55,136 --> 00:07:57,203 I just found this in Anna-Kat's backpack. 228 00:07:57,305 --> 00:07:58,771 "You suck. Tilly." 229 00:07:59,907 --> 00:08:02,041 Principal Ablin knew that my baby was being bullied, 230 00:08:02,143 --> 00:08:04,176 and his only response was an e-mail! 231 00:08:04,278 --> 00:08:06,212 I want that man to be given a swirly 232 00:08:06,314 --> 00:08:07,446 and shoved in a locker! 233 00:08:07,548 --> 00:08:09,014 What happened to "bullying builds character"? 234 00:08:09,117 --> 00:08:11,117 You didn't marry me for my consistency, Greg! 235 00:08:11,219 --> 00:08:12,985 You married me for a body that you foolishly thought 236 00:08:13,087 --> 00:08:14,787 would stay the same after kids! 237 00:08:14,889 --> 00:08:15,955 That's on you. 238 00:08:18,747 --> 00:08:20,848 Hey, let's not bring up the note to Anna-Kat. 239 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:22,149 - Why not? - I found it 240 00:08:22,218 --> 00:08:23,884 while doing my weekly deep snoop into her stuff. 241 00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:25,786 Let's just talk about bullying in general 242 00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:26,887 and see how she reacts. 243 00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:28,055 Okay, but you really should 244 00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:29,189 stop snooping on the kids. 245 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,357 Without my snooping, 246 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,925 we wouldn't know anything about our children. 247 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,194 And I also wouldn't know that you've been shopping around 248 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,296 for a backyard chicken coop. 249 00:08:36,398 --> 00:08:38,065 That's not happening. Clear your browser. 250 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:39,199 I know you know how to do it. 251 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,337 Anna-Kat, it's time for bed. 252 00:08:45,507 --> 00:08:46,974 Anything you want to talk about? 253 00:08:47,076 --> 00:08:48,175 No. Good night. 254 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:51,712 But you know you can talk to us about anything, right? 255 00:08:51,814 --> 00:08:52,946 Anything? 256 00:08:53,048 --> 00:08:54,214 Anything. 257 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,282 Okay. 258 00:08:55,384 --> 00:08:56,550 I want to talk about you guys leaving 259 00:08:56,652 --> 00:08:57,684 and letting me go to bed. 260 00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:58,719 Good night! 261 00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:00,921 - We can talk about that... - Mm-hmm. 262 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:03,857 ...but we can also talk about bullying. 263 00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:06,159 If you're being bullied, you can come to us. 264 00:09:07,863 --> 00:09:08,762 Okay. 265 00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:09,930 I'm being bullied by a boy 266 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,198 whose breath smells like almonds 267 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,700 and a girl who dresses like a lazy lumberjack. 268 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:14,801 Good night! 269 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,878 That was meaner than it needed to be. 270 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,314 Anna-Kat isn't icing us out. 271 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,249 She's too afraid of her bully to talk to us. 272 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,284 This is bad. 273 00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:31,451 We have to figure out what to do. 274 00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:33,720 It's okay. You don't have to worry. I'll handle it. 275 00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:35,856 Do you think saying "I'll handle it" is reassuring? 276 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:37,124 Because it almost never is. 277 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:47,167 What is the best way to get back at Anna-Kat's bully... 278 00:09:47,269 --> 00:09:49,569 who's a child... without breaking laws? 279 00:09:49,638 --> 00:09:51,305 Just find an offensive word that rhymes with her name. 280 00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:55,075 You know, like Silly Tilly or Shrilly Tilly. 281 00:09:56,102 --> 00:09:58,552 It's too bad her name isn't Lanus. 282 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,681 I get a tad crazy when someone hurts Anna-Kat. 283 00:10:00,783 --> 00:10:01,949 When she was 3, 284 00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:03,826 a little boy grabbed a juice box out of her hand, 285 00:10:03,886 --> 00:10:06,353 - and I bit him. - You bit a child? 286 00:10:06,422 --> 00:10:08,555 Calm down. Etiquette police over here. 287 00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,223 Okay, just reach out to Tilly's mom. 288 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:11,758 It's the only reasonable approach. 289 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:12,826 Yeah, I guess you're right. 290 00:10:12,895 --> 00:10:14,494 I'll invite Tilly's mom out to lunch. 291 00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,229 Do you know how to make a horse noise? 292 00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:17,164 What? 293 00:10:19,835 --> 00:10:22,536 I don't think so. Why? 294 00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:24,004 Well, then, you could've gone with Tilly the Filly. 295 00:10:24,073 --> 00:10:25,706 But without the horse noise, it doesn't work. 296 00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:26,746 Mm. 297 00:10:32,481 --> 00:10:34,281 You're ditching Crom to go to prom 298 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,550 with some lonely Teen Help Line chica loca?! 299 00:10:36,618 --> 00:10:38,418 I'm sorry, dude. It just happened. 300 00:10:38,487 --> 00:10:39,453 I want to go to Crom, 301 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,121 but I have to do the right thing. 302 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:43,624 What if ditching your prom date is doing the right thing? 303 00:10:43,703 --> 00:10:46,093 - I'm listening. - She hasn't even confirmed! 304 00:10:46,161 --> 00:10:47,394 She might be blowing you off. 305 00:10:47,496 --> 00:10:49,796 I'm not following, but I want to. Go on. 306 00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:52,966 A senior girl asks out a sophomore to prom. Why? 307 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,335 Because they made a connection over the phone? 308 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,503 Don't think so. 309 00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:57,604 She's messing with you. 310 00:10:57,706 --> 00:10:58,638 Why would she do that? 311 00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:00,073 Because it's funny and cruel, 312 00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:01,508 and that's the world we live in. 313 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,777 That makes so much sense. 314 00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:05,846 I'm not gonna spend my night being ridiculed. 315 00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:07,014 I'm going to Crom! 316 00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:08,815 Yeah, and for doing the right thing, 317 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:09,983 here's your reward. 318 00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:14,488 A dry cleaning receipt? 319 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,990 For our matching tuxes. 320 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,225 - Crom! - Crom! 321 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,130 Katie. 322 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:24,664 You must be Stephanie. 323 00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:25,789 Have a seat. 324 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,934 Be cool. This woman is not your enemy. 325 00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:29,770 She's just another mom trying her best. 326 00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,538 Thank you for meeting with me. 327 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,639 Of course. 328 00:11:32,741 --> 00:11:33,774 Thanks for reaching out 329 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,442 about the bullying that's going on at school. 330 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,210 Well, I tried to play nice, 331 00:11:37,312 --> 00:11:39,079 but she clearly isn't interested 332 00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:40,280 in a civil discussion. 333 00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:42,349 Listen, lady, your daughter is the bully. 334 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,117 - Tilly? - Yes, Tilly. 335 00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,487 She left this note in my daughter's backpack. 336 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:50,624 Normally, I wouldn't judge a person's parenting, 337 00:11:50,726 --> 00:11:52,025 but since you raised a bully, 338 00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:53,493 I can say that you're a bad mom. 339 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:55,095 And not in the fun Mila Kunis way. 340 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,596 You're Christina Applegate. 341 00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,265 I don't know what that means. I didn't see the movie. 342 00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,266 Neither did I, 343 00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,934 but the trailer made it quite clear. 344 00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,904 This note doesn't mean what you think it means. 345 00:12:04,006 --> 00:12:06,273 It doesn't say "You suck. Tilly." 346 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,141 It says "You suck Tilly." 347 00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:11,678 I didn't know who was leaving all of these notes 348 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,248 in Tilly's locker, but now I do. 349 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,651 Anna-Kat has been bullying my daughter, 350 00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:19,238 and I see where she gets it from. 351 00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,728 I just met with Tilly's mom. 352 00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:31,271 Anna-Kat is not being bullied. 353 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,469 She's the bully. 354 00:12:33,522 --> 00:12:34,855 - Anna-Kat? - Yes! 355 00:12:34,924 --> 00:12:36,089 I can't believe it, either! 356 00:12:36,158 --> 00:12:37,506 Where did she learn this behavior? 357 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,085 TV? Video games? 358 00:12:39,178 --> 00:12:41,478 All the stories you tell about teasing the uncool kids 359 00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:42,740 when you were popular? 360 00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:44,314 I'm sorry, Greg, but I don't see the link. 361 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,515 TV did it. 362 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,918 Specifically that penguin documentary 363 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,427 that you showed her last week. 364 00:12:49,489 --> 00:12:51,855 I'm actually curious to see if you'll stick the landing. 365 00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:53,123 Those penguins were super mean 366 00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:54,958 to the other penguins that didn't have eggs. 367 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,126 That's bullying. 368 00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:57,327 Now that I think about it, 369 00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:59,930 this whole situation is your fault! 370 00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:02,132 Ohhh! Broke your leg on the dismount. 371 00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:03,967 Béla Károlyi is carrying you off the mat. 372 00:13:04,069 --> 00:13:05,769 How on Earth do you know nothing about sports 373 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,237 except for women's gymnastics? 374 00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:14,478 Anna-Kat, can you explain this? 375 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:15,946 This is what I tell my friends... 376 00:13:16,015 --> 00:13:17,214 you thought he was rich. 377 00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:20,017 Not our marriage. This. 378 00:13:22,354 --> 00:13:23,220 Where'd you get those? 379 00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:24,254 From Tilly's mother. 380 00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,989 They're yours, right? 381 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:27,391 Yeah. 382 00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,559 Look, I know it was wrong to write those notes, 383 00:13:29,661 --> 00:13:31,261 but the cool girls said I should do it. 384 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:32,262 They thought it was funny. 385 00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:35,465 And... I don't know, I just... 386 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,566 I don't know. 387 00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:37,934 It's not cool to be mean. 388 00:13:38,037 --> 00:13:39,569 But you were cool. 389 00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:40,637 Okay, I'm partly to blame here, 390 00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:43,006 but the penguin movie did not help. 391 00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:45,542 When I was growing up, it's true, 392 00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:46,977 I was one of the cool girls. 393 00:13:47,079 --> 00:13:48,478 I was the coolest. 394 00:13:48,547 --> 00:13:51,882 I was the hottest, most popular girl in school. 395 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,617 Do you have a handle on this? 396 00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:56,153 But I didn't raise you to be like me. 397 00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:59,189 I raised you to be better than me. 398 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,291 How adorable are we? 399 00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,459 Guys, not now. 400 00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:05,562 Why would you even do that to another girl? 401 00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,164 I don't have a reason. 402 00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:09,533 I know what it's like to be bullied for no reason. 403 00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,134 It all started when I made the winning shot 404 00:14:11,236 --> 00:14:12,135 in a basketball game. 405 00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:13,070 Back up a bit. 406 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,905 You were on a basketball team? 407 00:14:15,007 --> 00:14:16,873 I was the equipment manager, but I did get to go in 408 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,375 for one play in one game. 409 00:14:18,477 --> 00:14:21,011 Tell us more because there's no way this isn't a funny story. 410 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,612 I was a sophomore in high school. 411 00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:23,680 My team was down by two. 412 00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,152 Otto, you're in. 413 00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:30,353 Me? 414 00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:32,289 Yeah, it's a jump ball, and you're the tallest. 415 00:14:52,845 --> 00:14:54,911 Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! 416 00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:01,518 Pass the ball! 417 00:15:22,107 --> 00:15:23,640 You shot it in the wrong hoop, Otto. 418 00:15:23,742 --> 00:15:24,708 You lost us the game. 419 00:15:24,776 --> 00:15:26,309 Oh, no. 420 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,282 Still. It feels nice to be appreciated. 421 00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:32,782 Man, you've been Gregging stuff up 422 00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,217 since you were a kid, huh? 423 00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:36,086 I made the winning shot, just for the wrong team. 424 00:15:36,188 --> 00:15:38,054 I must've blocked that part out. 425 00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:39,623 I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact 426 00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:41,158 that I can't make a three-pointer now. 427 00:15:41,226 --> 00:15:43,093 At Teen Help Line, we're taught that childhood bullying 428 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:45,562 can have long-lasting effects even into adulthood. 429 00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:48,632 And that's why you need to apologize to Tilly. 430 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,568 - I will. - But that's not all, Anna-Kat. 431 00:15:51,637 --> 00:15:53,603 I'm finally following through with the punishment 432 00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:56,373 that I've been threatening you with since you were 5. 433 00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,774 I'm signing you up for soccer. 434 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,242 - No. - And you're going to go 435 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,677 to every practice and every game, 436 00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:02,746 and I'm going to buy your father a little foldy chair, 437 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:05,015 and he's gonna sit on the sidelines and cheer you on. 438 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:07,450 And I will watch from the car where there's air conditioning. 439 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,320 Thanks for telling me that story, Mr. Otto, 440 00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:12,289 because now I know Oliver can't go to Crom. 441 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,924 Are you serious? 442 00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,158 We both know your prom date 443 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,960 probably isn't a prank. 444 00:16:17,029 --> 00:16:19,129 She'll show up here, realize you blew her off, 445 00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:21,131 and go home and sit on her couch 446 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,767 in her prom dress, all devastated. 447 00:16:23,835 --> 00:16:25,502 You heard your dad's story. 448 00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:27,492 If you ditch her, it could bum her out for life. 449 00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:30,941 I'll go to prom. 450 00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,510 But I've gotta say, this new empathetic version of me? 451 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,492 I don't care for it. 452 00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,716 Mom, I guess you have to fire up "Dirty Dancing." 453 00:16:39,785 --> 00:16:41,151 Trip and I are staying home tonight. 454 00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:42,185 No. 455 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:43,186 After my realization, 456 00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:45,188 I feel like a weight has been lifted. 457 00:16:45,257 --> 00:16:46,690 I'm gonna try the three-pointer one more time. 458 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,258 All right, Dad! 459 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,193 Get out there and remember everything I taught you. 460 00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,262 Wait, Mr. A, you're forgetting your magical headband! 461 00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:54,764 I don't need it anymore, Trip. 462 00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:57,167 The magic is inside me. 463 00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:03,139 - You've got this, babe. - Let's go, Dad. 464 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,141 Come on, Mr. A. Nothing but net... 465 00:17:05,244 --> 00:17:07,410 or rim or backboard. 466 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:08,678 Or really anything. Just get it in. 467 00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:12,182 Let's go, Dad! 468 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:16,919 I hit the rim! 469 00:17:17,022 --> 00:17:19,022 You're so close! Keep going, Dad! 470 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,991 Hey, I think your date's here. 471 00:17:21,059 --> 00:17:23,093 It's just one night, right? I'll make the best of it. 472 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,133 Is that Lindsey Coolidge? 473 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,435 - Are you my prom date? - Yes, I am. 474 00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:33,663 Oh, oh, no, he's kidding. 475 00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:35,428 I'm the one who talked to you on the phone. 476 00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:36,497 - Mm. - Oliver Otto. 477 00:17:36,508 --> 00:17:38,608 - Hi, Lindsey. - Oh, hey, guys. 478 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,543 Oh, Lindsey, these are my parents. 479 00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:42,112 Oh. Nice to meet you. 480 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,346 Nice to meet you. 481 00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:45,382 She's going to the prom with Oliver? 482 00:17:45,484 --> 00:17:47,484 Just another in the long line of Otto men 483 00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:49,519 punching above their weight. 484 00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:51,388 - You ready? - Yes. 485 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,156 Just one quick question. 486 00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:55,592 You said no one asked you to prom because of your looks. 487 00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,427 Every guy at school either thought I had a date 488 00:17:57,529 --> 00:18:00,297 or was too intimidated to ask. 489 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:01,564 Have fun at Crom. 490 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:05,802 What the...? 491 00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:07,871 My helicopter's here to take me to Crom. 492 00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:10,907 Oh, our ride's here, too. 493 00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,777 Greg, it's time. 494 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:16,746 Throw me the rock. 495 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:35,465 You did it, Dad! 496 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,734 Taylor! You finished the list! 497 00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:41,071 Pilot, set that spotlight to disco! 498 00:18:42,407 --> 00:18:43,773 Music! 499 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,209 Oh! 500 00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:50,480 Your family seems like fun. 501 00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,782 Yeah, you caught us on a good night. 502 00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,143 - Okay, mark. - Here we go. 503 00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:13,112 I got the high score on Pop-a-Squat. 504 00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:14,781 Pop-a-Squat? 505 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,115 So, you crapped in the parking lot 506 00:19:16,184 --> 00:19:17,383 - and got a... got an award? - Basically, Greg. 507 00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:19,244 I've never been more proud of the Otto family. 508 00:19:19,322 --> 00:19:21,287 Well, Dr. Ellie's class is for special education. 509 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,410 Oh. Sorry, I hit the horn. 510 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:25,982 Batman! 511 00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,026 - Oh. - Cut! 512 00:19:27,095 --> 00:19:28,661 Sorry. 513 00:19:28,763 --> 00:19:29,896 Ah. 514 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:31,597 Glittermane is single again. 515 00:19:40,975 --> 00:19:42,542 Remember when we were trying to sleep train Anna-Kat 516 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:43,943 and you... 517 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,879 Remember when you tried to sleep... 518 00:19:46,948 --> 00:19:48,818 Remember when you tried to sleep train... 519 00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,951 I'm so sorry. 520 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,213 All right, last question of Round 1. 521 00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:02,167 On the Risk board, what territories... 522 00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:06,696 Oh, no. What's the oldest child's name? 523 00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:08,116 - What's Meg's... - Taylor. 524 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:12,022 Isn't it amazing? 525 00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:14,960 - ♪ Isn't it amazing? ♪ - ♪ Isn't it amazing? ♪ 526 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,739 ...course. I sounded really drunk at the top of that. 527 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,774 Can I do it one more time? 528 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:19,642 And he's boozing it up! 529 00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:21,077 - One second. - Is this a joke? 530 00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:23,279 I'm sorry. C-Could we get a wipe for her feet? 531 00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:28,351 I know. It's so ticklish. 532 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:31,354 The weekly lasagna tournament canceled their poker order. 533 00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:33,489 Why are all of our clients canceling? 534 00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:34,611 That wasn't right. 535 00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:36,693 I was like, "When in doubt, it's my time to talk." 536 00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:38,061 Mom! 537 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,664 - I'm sorry. - And cut. 538 00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:44,167 I pushed the zombie away. 539 00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:45,843 I was looking at the Venn diagram, 540 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,304 and I think I discovered something we have in common. 541 00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:50,106 That's amazing. What is it? 542 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,608 We're on a television show together. 543 00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:53,687 - Really? - Yeah. 544 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,339 - Amazing! - I know. 545 00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:58,379 Cut. 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