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J” mum/nation j”

j” mum/nation j”

J' illumination j” -

J” mum/nation j”

j” mum/nation j”

j” mum/nation j”

M/lum/naf/on j“

Oh, my gosh.

J” let's go crazyj”

j” let's go crazyj”

j” if you Don 7 like
the world you're living in j”

j” take a look around
at least you got friends j”

j” you see, / called my old lady
for a friendly word j”

j” she picked up the phone
dropped it on the floor j”

- ah! Ah!
- J” is all / heard j”

j” are we gonna let the elevator
bring us down? J”

j” oh, no, let's go/ j”

j” let's go crazyj”

j” let's get nuts j”

j” let's look for the purple banana
7'il/ they put us in the truck j”

j” let's go/ j”

-j” oh, yeah, yeah, yeah j”
-j” yeah, yeah, yeah j”

j” yeah j”

-j” we 're all excited j”
-j” we 're all excited j”

-j” don'tknow whyj”
-j” don'tknow whyj”

j” maybe it's 'cause j”

j” we 're all gonna die j”

-J” when we do j”
-j” when we do j”

-j” what's it all for? J”
-j” what's it all for? J”

j” you better live now
before the grim reaperj”

j” comes knocking on your door j”

j” tell me j”

j” are we gonna let the elevator
bring us down? J”

j” oh, no, let's go/ I

-j” let's go crazyj”
-j” let's go crazyj”

-j” let's get nuts j”
-j” let's get nuts j”

j” look for the purple banana
7'il/ they put us in the truck j”

j” let's go! J”

j” come on, babyj”

j” let's get nuts j”

j” yeah. I orazyl j”

j” are we gonna let the elevator
bring us down? J”

j” oh, no, let's go/ j”

-j” let's go crazyj”
-j” let's go crazyj”

-j” let's get nuts j”
-j” let's get nuts j”

j” look for the purple banana
7'il/ they put us in the truck j”

j” let's go! J”

j” Dr. E veg/thing'll-be-all-right
will make everything go wrong j”

J” yeah, yeah, let's go j”

- What's going on?
- No time to explain. Run away!

Hey, Sammy.

You really got those moves
locked down now, huh?

- I sure do, Mr. Moon.
- Yeah, look at you!

Great job, everybody. Great job.

- Thanks, Mr. Moon.
- Yeah, I think we pretty much nailed it.

So, is she here?

There. See the dog? Middle, third row?

Oh. She's younger than I imagined.

Yeah, well, supposedly,
she's the best scout in show business.

- I can't tell if she's enjoying it.
- Come on. Let's get a better view.

J” he told me, ”don't worry about it"j”

j” he told me, ”don't worry no more ”j”

j” we both know we can't go without it j”

and how are we doing up here, miss crawly?

Oh, very good, Mr. Moon.

So far, I counted nine smiles,
two belly laughs and five chuckles.

Though the last one
could have just been gas.

Well, that's proof, right?
She must like the show.

- Oh, my gosh. You think so?
- I hope so.

All right. Keep up the good work.

Come on, everybody.
Back to your positions.

She'd be, like, cuckoo
not to love the show.

Dream big dreams.

- That's what I always said, right?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, looks like we're about
to take this show

to the entertainment capital of the world.

Mr. Moon, she's leaving.

Huh?

She's leaving the show!

Miss crawly, stay right here.

- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna follow that dog.

J” / can't feel my face
when I'm with you j”

j” / can't feel my face, yeah j”

j” but/love itj”

- good heavens!
- Hey, Nana.

- What are you doing?
- The scout is leaving.

J” / can't feel my face
when I'm with you j”

ah. So she is. Hurry!

Uh, suki? Suki Lane?

I'm buster moon.
Uh, hi. So glad you could make it.

- Um, would you like some popcorn?
- No, thanks.

I'm not staying
for the second half, so...

Oh, but we thought you were enjoying it,
not that we were watching you or anything.

It really is a cute little show.

- Just not what we're looking for.
- But wait. You gotta see the second act.

I'm telling you, it's a smash.

- Okay, Mr. Moon, can I be honest?
- Of course.

Are you sure? 'Cause folks say that
when they don't really mean it.

No, please, please.
Be as honest as you like.

You're not good enough.

What?

Taxi!

You know,
maybe I will have that popcorn.

Look, you've got
a nice, little local theater here

and it's great for what it is.

But trust me, you'd never make it
in the big leagues.

Bye now.

Well, what did she say?

I'll be right back.

Nah.

Mm-mmm.
A few laughs, bunch of quirky ideas.

But anyway, about Thursday...

- Oh, my...
- Yeah, hi. It's me again.

Whoa.

- Whoa.
- I'll call you back.

- Are you out of your mind?
- When are you holding auditions?

Um... wh...

- Tomorrow. But there is no way you'll...
- Listen...

Get out of the road, you idiot!

Hey, do you mind?
I'm in a meeting here.

Could you at least give us a chance
to try out for your boss?

Driver, could you please lose this maniac?

Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second. No, no, no.

Aw!

J” when are you gonna come down 7 j”

j” when are you going to land? J”

j” /should have stayed on the farm j”

j” / should have listened to my old man j”

j” you know you can't hold me fore verj”

j” / didn't sign up with you j”

j” I'm not a present
for your friends to open j”

j” this boy's too young to be singing j”

j” the blues j”

j” ah, ahj”

j” ah, ahj”

Mr. Moon?

J” 80 goodbye yellow brick road j”

j” where the dogs of society howl j”

j” you can't plant me in your penthouse j”

j” I'm going back to my plow j”

j” back to the howling old owl
in the woods j”

j” hunting the horn y-back toad j”

Oh, for heaven's sake.

What can I say, Nana?
I'm a failure.

- Oh, poppycock.
- I was reaching too high.

Honestly, one negative comment
and it's all, "woe is me!"

Nana, come on.
She said I'm not good enough.

I mean, heck,

I've just been told that my destiny,
all of my hopes and dreams,

- they all end, right here.
- Well, what did you expect?

That she would drop to her knees
and declare you a genius?

Roll out the red carpet
for the great buster moon.

She... she ran me off the road
into a canal!

- You're still in one piece, aren't you?
- Well, yeah, but...

Well, anyone who dares set out
to follow their dreams

is bound to face a lot worse
than a dip in the canal.

Ah, hobbs, I found him.

Bring the car round, will you?
There's a good chap.

I... I just thought she'd at least see
we deserved a shot.

Never mind what this person
you don't even know said.

- Do you think you're good enough?
- Of course, but...

Then you must fight
for what you believe in.

Guts, stamina, faith.

These are the things you need now.
And without them?

Well, maybe that scout was right.

Maybe you're not good enough.

No, I know, Rosita, but trust me on this.
It'll be totally worth it.

And listen, I'm outside her place now,

so can you call the others
and have 'em meet up in half an hour?

Great, thank you.

J” off off with your head j”

j” dance, dance till you're dead j”

j” heads will roll, heads will roll j”

j” heads will roll on the floorj”

j” off 0/75017” with your headj”

j” dance, dance
dance till you're dead, dead j”

j” off 0/75017” with your headj”

j” dance, dance, dance till you're dead j”

thank you so much. Good night.

Moon! Hey!

Wow! You were great out there.

I gotta go back out for an encore.

- Okay. What are you doing after the show?
- Nothing.

Listen, I know this is crazy short notice,

but you always said you'd come back
to work with us when the time was right.

- Of course.
- Well, this is that time.

- Here, paycheck.
- I'm getting the gang together

to go audition for this huge show.

Ju-just a second.

Hey, Rick, how come you're only paying me
half what the other acts get?

I pay what I think you're worth,
sweetheart.

Okay, I have this rule about not letting
guys like you tell me what I'm worth.

So, you know, unless I get paid
like everyone else, I'm out of here.

This is the only club in town.
Where else are you gonna play?

I have no idea, but I'm sure as heck
not sticking around here.

Let's go.

Wait a minute.
You gotta do the encore!

Hey, ash!

Deal with it, sweetheart.

Redshore city bus fl've,

leaving from park 75.

Okay, I got the tickets.
Anyone seen miss crawly?

- Here you go, Johnny. Here's yours.
- Mr. Moon.

I'm sorry, but I'm really having
second thoughts about this.

- What? No, no, wait...
- All right, last call. Let's go.

- Now, just a second.
- Johnny's right.

I mean, that theater scout,
she didn't think we were good enough.

- She sounds like a jerk.
- Ja, total jerk.

Yeah, but she's wrong. Dead wrong.

There's a reason our show
is sold out every night,

and I'm telling you,
her boss is gonna love it.

Or maybe we could just, like,
do a different show, you know?

Gunter, please, I got this.

Seriously, I have this idea
for, like, a space musical.

All right, we're rolling out here.

You don't want to hear
about a space musical?

Guys, come on!

Wait!

Listen, you guys.

I have dreamt of performing
in redshore city since I was a little kid.

And besides, I just convinced my husband
to babysit for the next 24 hours,

and I am not gonna waste
an opportunity like that.

So, come on! We've got nothing to lose.

Here, ash. You come in on page two.

Wait. We're just gonna rehearse this here,
at the back of the bus?

- Yes, we are.
- Course we are.

Yep! We gotta get this show
in the best shape ever.

Ah, miss crawly, you made it. Good.

You are an angel,
and we're sure gonna need that...

Vvhoa!

What the...

Uh, well, you did say, "dress to impress."

J” timej”

j” all the long red lines j”

J” that take control j”

j” of all the smoke-like streams j”

j” that flow into your dreams j”

j” that big blue open sea j”

j” that can't be crossed j”

j” that can't be climbed j”

j” just born between j”

let's just cut that line
and have you just play the guitar part

- through the whole scene.
- Got it.

Guys, we're here.

Wow.

All right. Let's go spread
a little moon theater magic.

- Yeah!
- Come on!

- No.
- No? What do you mean, "no"?

For the last time, sir.
No appointment, no entry.

- Um...
- Sir, do I need to call security?

- We should go.
- Yes, you should.

- Next, please.
- I don't like this!

- Hi. How may I help you?
- I'm here to see Mr. Crystal.

This is so unfair.
She's, like, totally unfair, that lady.

I mean, why's she gotta be
so snotty about it?

- I got all dressed up for nothing.
- Let's find somewhere for lunch...

Everyone in here. Quick, get in.

Mmm.

- Oh, come on.
- So dark in here. What's going on?

- I gotta think. I've gotta think.
- Mr. Moon, I'm not good in small spaces.

- Okay, okay.
- Somebody stepped on my trotter.

- Sorry, sorry.
- Come on. Let's get you out of here.

Aha! Look at this!

Meena, do you think
that's kind of your size?

J” white shirt now red, my bloody nose j”

j” sleep/hi you're on your tipp y toes j”

j” creep/n ' around like no one knows j”

hey, Ricky.

Hi.

Crystal entertainment.

- Hold one moment, sir. I'll connect you.
- Phew!

- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- Everybody, hold on.

- Uh, Mr. Moon...
- Hold tight, miss crawly.

J” I'm the bad guyj”

j” duhj”

good job.

Now, into the elevator.
Quick, go, go, go, go.

Meena, come on!

We could all get arrested for this.

Everybody mop.

Ah!

Where are you going now?

We gotta find somewhere
to change out of this stuff.

J” touch me and you'll ne ver be alone j”

j” /-lsland breeze and lights down low j”

j” no one has to knowj”

j” in the middle of the night
in my dreams j”

j” you should see the things we do, baby
ll/lmm j”

j” in the middle of the night... j”

look, that's him.

That is the Mr. Crystal.

Garbage.

Whoa.

-J” hi j” -j” my name is j”

-j” what? J” -j” my name is j”

-j” who? J” -j” my name is j”

J” abra-abra-cadabra j”

j” abracadabra j”

J” she bangs, she bangs j”

j” oh, baby
when she moves, she moves j”

J” hello j”

J” what do you want from me?
Why do you run from me? J”

j” what are you wondering?
What do you know? J”

j” why aren't you scared of... j”

J” you used to call me on my cell phone j”

j” late night when you need my love j”

J” talk to me, baby j”

j” I'm goin'b/ind
from this sweet-sweet cra vinj whoa-oh j”

j” let's lose our minds
and go crazy, crazyj”

j” /-i-/-/-i-/ keep on hopin'
we'll eat cake by the ocean j”

j” walk for me, baby j”

j” /'ll be diddy, you'll be Naomi
whoa-oh j”

j” let's lose our minds and go crazy... j”

Okay, everybody,
if you can leave immediately,

single file, we'd appreciate that.

Thank you very much.

- Jerry, for the love of...
- Sorry, sir.

Well, where's the next group, Jerry?

- Why am I standing here waiting?
- I just, uh...

- Be useful or be gone, okay?
- Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Okay. You. Hey, hey. Yeah, you.
Little guy, you're here for the audition?

Oh... yes. Yeah, yeah, yes, we are.

Guys, we're on, right now.

- Now?
- What?

Your name... hey, your name, please?

It's buster moon
from the new moon theater.

And we're very excited to share our story
with you today, sir. Right, guys?

Yeah, great. Now get to it.

Of course, yes.

Okay, guys, just like we rehearsed.

This is the story of an ordinary
high school girl who discovers...

He wants you to stop.

"Ordinary" and "school."
Two words I will never be associated with.

Never. Never.

Where the heck did you dig
these guys up from?

If you could all leave very quickly,
we'd appreciate that. Please.

I need big shows, Jerry. Big ideas!

- Yes, sir, "big." The biggest.
- Hey, I have a big one.

Okay, honey. Come on, let's go.

You know, the Sci-Fi musical.

That's big, right?

I mean, it's got the aliens
and the robots and the lasers

and these amazing songs
from, like, Clay Calloway to...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Clay Calloway? I love Clay Calloway.

I know, right? I mean, doesn't everybody?

Yeah. Yeah, see, Jerry?

This is exactly the kind of big idea
I'm talking about.

- Yes, sir.
- So... so what's the show called?

What's it called?

Um, gunter, you wanna...
Tell Mr. Crystal what it's called?

Uh-huh. It's called out of this world.

Out of this world.

That's right. Just imagine it.

Ash?

Uh, yeah, I got it.

A spectacular musical

that takes your audience
out of this world.

J” / wanna run j”

j” / want to hide j”

j” / wanna tear down the walls
that hold me inside j”

I love this song.

J” / wanna reach out j”

j” and touch the flame j”

j” where the streets have no name j”

sir, your lunch meeting with...

- Oh, my...
- Not now!

- Moon, how did you get in here?
- Hey, he said "not now."

Yeah, I heard him. Thanks, Jerry.

Are you telling me you got Clay Calloway's
permission to use his song?

- Well, what if I told you I did?
- Ah.

Okay, so what, you got some kind of
personal connection to this guy?

- How else would I get it?
- Moon!

Wait, if you know him,
then you could get him in the show, right?

That'd be huge for me. Huge.

Sir, I'm sorry, but seriously?

You think this little guy from nowhere
can get Clay Calloway in the show?

Well, suki, for your information,

I am not just a little guy from nowhere.

Consider it done, sir.

I'll give you three weeks, moon.

Three weeks to get this show
up and running, okay?

Yes, sir. Thank you!

- Moon, do you really know Clay Calloway?
- Shh. Not now.

- Jerry!
- Right here, sir.

I want these guys
to start work right away.

Set 'em up with our designers,
our dancers, whatever they need.

And get 'em rooms at the hotel, okay?

The very best suites,
the whole shaboodle.

Yes, sir. Yes, of course.

Hey, one last thing.

Don't you ever do nothing
to make me look bad. You got that?

I will never let that happen, sir.

You better not
or I'll throw you off the roof.

Greatjob, everyone. Take it away, Raul.

Oh, my gosh.
Is this really happening?

Yeah! We're playing redshore city, baby!

Yes, we are, Gunther.

Gunter! Sci-Fi musical?
You're a genius.

Yeah, well, mama always said,

"gunter,
you're not as stupid as your papa."

No, you're not.

Hey, suki. No hard feelings, huh?

You have no idea
what you're getting into.

Vvhoa!

- Are you out of your mind?
- What?

Clay Calloway? I'm like his biggest fan,
and I can tell you, the guy is a recluse.

Seriously. After his wife died,
no one's seen him in over 15 years.

- That's not good.
- No, it's not.

Miss crawly,
I need you to help me find Clay Calloway.

An address, a phone number, anything.

- But we've gotta find that guy.
- Yes, sir.

Good morning!

I'm Linda le bon,
and have / got some hot news for you.

Infamous billionaire Jimmy crystal
has hired

- an unknown theater producer...
- What?

B y the name of buster ll/loon.

J” look inside your heart
and I'i/ look inside mine j”

j” things look so bad everywhere j”

j” in this whole world, what is fair? J”

j” we walk the line and try to see j”

j” falling behind in what could be, oh j”

j” bring me a higher love j”

j” bring me a higher love, oh j”

j” bring me a higher love j”

j” where is that higher love
I keep thinking of? J”

j” bring me a higher love j”

okay, so this guy coming in from that side
and it's, like, cuckoo crazy.

And then I think we should have,
like, this cool alien tango scene.

"Alien tango scene."

- I love it!
- Wait! I've got a better idea.

What if it was like
a big undennater scene instead?

- Undennater?
- Yeah. I'm sure of this. Write it down.

Okay.

Wait, wait. Stop your
clicky-clacky. I have a better idea.

- You can't keep changing your mind.
- Why?

Why? 'Cause in exactly 20 minutes,

the stage crew are coming here
to start work on our show,

and we need to lock this stuff down.

Oh, my gosh, they're early.

Ooh. And I want to have, like,
this beautiful love scene...

Miss crawly, anything on Calloway?

- Not a thing.
- Oh, jeez.

Ah, Mr. Moon. We're your production team
and we're here to start...

Yes, yes, yes.
You're here to work on the show.

And I would gladly invite you
all in right now, but...

We should totally do,
like, a battle scene!

Gunter, no. Not now.

I just need a little more time to,
you know,

hammer out a few minor little details.

So, would it be okay if you all could
come back in an hour? Or maybe four?

And I really appreciate your Patience.
Thank you so much.

Hmm. Okay.

Okay. That was not a great start.

- Oh, look, it's a gift from Mr. Crystal.
- Huh.

It says, um...

"Don't screw up, moon, or else."

Ooh! I've got a better idea!

J” what about the mambo
and e veiyone's in space suits? J”

j” a great idea, I think so j”

Good morning!
May I have everyone's attention, please?

Thank you, yes.

Okay, um...

On behalf of myself and the cast,

I just want to say that
to be given this incredible opportunity

to work with you all
here at the crystal tower theater,

well, it's an honor for all of us.

And I believe that, together,
we can make a show

that'll take the audience
out of this world.

And a big thanks to Steve over here

for staying up all night
to make this model.

Great work, Steve.

And here she is, folks,
the star of our show, Rosita.

- That's you, baby!
- The lead role?

Trust me, you are perfect for it.

Wait till my kids hear about this.

So the story goes like this.

Rosita plays an astronaut
searching for a missing space explorer.

Together with her trusty robot...

That's me!

Mm-hmm. Yes. They follow the trail
across four planets.

There's a planet of war, a planet of love,

one of despair and one of joy.

And each planet will have
its own spectacular musical number

performed by one of our terrific cast.

And how does it end?
Do I find the explorer?

Oh, we have no clue
what we're going to do at the end.

Gunter. No, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We do have great ideas for the ending.
We just...

All right. We've only got three weeks
to make this a reality, folks,

so let's get to work.

Johnny, you are gonna play
an alien warrior

in a fantastic battle scene.

- Yes!
- Come with me.

Johnny, I want you to meet
your fellow dancers.

- Hello, lads.
- Hey, how you doing?

- Wait. You said mine was a battle scene.
- Well, it is.

But gunter saw it
as more of a dance battle.

Johnny, don't worry.
You're gonna be working with

the number-one choreographer
in redshore city.

"Klaus kickenklober"?

Yep. Klaus will turn you
into a pro in no time.

- Okay. Uh...
- Mr. Moon?

Meena, you okay?

Gunter said I'm in a romantic scene
and, uh“.

I have to kiss someone.

Yeah. It's gonna be an amazing,
beautiful, romantic scene.

Mr. Moon, I've never even had a boyfriend
or any of that stuff.

Don't you worry.
I'm gonna cast a great partner for you.

- Promise?
- Promise.

Mr. Moon, we're ready to start building
the rest of the sets and...

Okay, okay, listen.
I don't exactly know what they are yet,

so could you give me one more night
to figure this out?

Hey, this guy doesn't have it figured out

so we can't start work right now.

- Mason? Hey, don't...
- Did everybody hear that?

He does not have the show figured out.

- I'm looking into his eyes...
- Stop. Zip.

- And all I see is fear.
- Hey, listen.

- And a little bit of shame.
- Yeah, I think everyone heard you, Mason.

Thank you so much.
Gunter, we have work to do.

And then I'm thinking ash, you know,

she can, like,
totally have a duet with Clay Calloway

'cause, like, she's a star that is, like,
guiding them all the way back home again.

Yes, gunter! That's perfect for ash.

- Mommy!
- Oh, my darlings, you're here.

Yay, Johnny!

_

My gosh,
I wasn't expecting you till the morning.

I know, but they couldn't wait to see ya.
The star of the show, huh?

Can you believe it?

- It's literally my dream come true.
- I know.

I am so proud of you, honey.

- Help!
- Mr. Moon, I found him.

- Clay Calloway?
- Yeah, I found his home address.

- No way!
- Yes way.

Miss crawly, I'm gonna need you
to go visit him first thing tomorrow.

- Oh, yes, sir.
- You'll need to rent a car

and take him a letter
and maybe that fruit basket.

- Yes, the fruit basket. You got that?
- Got it.

And one, two, three, four...

Five, six, seven, eight.

We're dancing. We're dancing.
We're holding. We're holding.

Stay on pointe, shuffle, and hold!

I said, "hold," Johnny.
He's not holding.

- And one, two, three, four...
- All right, I am trying.

Let's not forget, this is redshore city,
not your little local theater.

And five, six, seven, eight.
Ryan, that was excellent.

Johnny, you are doing it wrong.

- That was awful. Five, six...
- Come on, Johnny. You can do better.

- He's freaking me out!
- Johnny!

- I'm trying!
- Thrust! And thrust! And thrust!

You're not thrusting, Johnny.

- Thrust!
- Come on, thrust!

Still not thrusting!
Can you thrust, please?

Five, six, seven,
and tippy-toes, tippy-toes.

I don't see your tippy-toes.

Come on. He's having a laugh.

Tippy-toes. Come on, let's go.

Seven, and... that is rubbish,
terribly poor, really bad.

That bloke absolutely hates me.

Hang in there, Johnny.
The first week's always tough.

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

- Meena, come and meet your partner.
- Oh, my gosh. He's here?

Yep. He's called Darius.
Won a ton of awards.

And I think you guys
are gonna have great chemistry.

J” lf/ was your boyfriend
/'d ne ver let you go j”

j” keep you on my arm, girl
you'd never be alone j”

j” / can be a gentleman j”

j” anything you wantj”

wow. That's really great, Darius.

Ah. Yeah, that's a scene
from the last show I was in.

I'm sure you heard of it.
Hope against hope?

Gosh, I won every award in town.

The golden piccolo for best crying,

the Archer Newman award
for outstanding hair.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, my costar,
she was just like you, Gina. She was...

- It's meena.
- Excuse me?

My name, it's meena, not Gina.

Yeah, okay!

In the future,
if you could not interrupt me,

that would be way better.

Okay, okay, let's rehearse.

J” don't want to close my eyes j”

j” don't want to fall asleep
'cause I'd miss you, babe j”

uh... oh!

J” and / don't want to miss a thing j”

no, no, no.
This song is not helping her at all.

J” when /saw you in that dress j”

j” looking so beautiful j”

j” / don't deserve this j”

j” darling, you look perfect tonight j”

- oh, boy.
- So, where's Calloway?

He'll be here very soon.

- Hmm. Is that so?
- It is indeed so.

In fact, my trusty assistant miss crawly
is on her way to meet him right now.

J” wake up j”

j” makeup j”

j” doodle j”

j” the table j”

j” you wanted to j”

Your destination is on the right.

On the right. Okay.

Ah.

Mr. Calloway? Hello?

Is anybody home?

Ooh!

Okay, I got you.

Clay Calloway...

Upsy-Daisy.

Hello. I can't take your call right now,

but please leave me a message
after the beep.

Miss crawly, it's me, Mr. Moon.

I haven't heard from you in a while.
I'm starting to worry here.

Moon!

Mr. Crystal.

Your set designs are a disgrace!

What?

I'm just messing with ya.
Where's your sense of humor, huh?

Anyway, this is my daughter, porsha.

Nice to meet you, porsha.

She wants to meet Calloway.
Big fan, aren't you, baby?

Oh, my gosh.
I'm, like, so into vintage right now.

So where is he?

Uh... well, I...
I'm not expecting Clay on set just yet.

- I mean...
- Wait.

Is this like a "sky-fi" show?

Uh... Sci-Fi? Yes. Yes, it is.

Oh, my gosh, I love sky-fi.

Mr. Moon! We're ready on the tower.

Oh. Thank you, Sasha.

We're gonna rehearse,
Mr. Crystal, so...

Yeah. You go and do
your rehearsing thing.

- Go, go, go.
- Playback.

Okay, all set.

Just remember to release the safety catch
before you jump, okay?

Okay, yeah.

- Is mommy gonna jump off that?
- She sure is.

J” if you want it, take it j”

j” / should have said it before j”

j” tried to hide it, fake it j”

j” / can't pretend anymore j”

Oh, my gosh.

Gunter...

Mr. Moon, I think Rosita is having,
like, a major freak-out up here.

Oh, no.

Hey, moon, you really think
the mommy pig's gonna pull this off?

"Mommy pig"?

Absolutely, sir!

Believe me,
there's nothing Rosita can't do.

I can't do this.

Why didn't you tell me
you were afraid of heights?

I wasn't. I mean, I've never been afraid
in my whole life before.

But I... suddenly, I just...

I don't know what happened to me.

Did my kids see that?

Hey, you guys. What's going on up here?

Who is that?

- Ooh! Can I try?
- No, no, no, no, no.

I can't let you jump off here.

Daddy! He won't let me jump!

Moon, come on, let her do the thing.

- Yay!
- Porsha, wait!

Whoa, hey. Just a minute.

Whee! Whee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

I love it!

- Whoo-hoo! It's easy!
- All right, let's get you down, Rosita.

Oh, my gosh, you guys!

This is exactly like the dream
I had last night.

Seriously. You were all there.

And you, and you,

and that funny-looking guy
over there. All of you!

And you asked me to sing for ya.

I... I did?

Yeah! And so, I was like...

J” this girl is on fire j”

j” this girl is on fire j”

j” she is walking on fire j”

j” this girl is on fire j”

well, that's a lovely dream
you had there, porsha.

Okay, everybody,
back to first positions, please.

Here, Rosita.
You wanna try with the helmet this time?

Oh. But now I know what
the dream meant. Yeah.

She's afraid.
She'll never be able to play the part.

But here I am,
and I'm young and I'm not afraid at all.

I can't just give you Rosita's part,
I mean...

Moon, walk with me.

What's wrong with you, huh?
What, you got a kink in your think?

It's just that I wrote this part
for Rosita, and...

Yeah. Let me tell you something, moon.

What you got here is an opportunity
to make me happy.

And when an opportunity like that
comes along, you'd better grab it.

You get me?

What? You don't think my daughter's
good enough for your show?

No, Mr. Crystal. I think she's wonderful.

Oh, good. So you'll figure it out.

I'll... yes, I will.

- Daddy, I'm hungry for French toast.
- Jerry!

- Yes, sir.
- Get her some French toast.

And by the way, I like the set.

That whole rings-moving-around thing.

Creative. Quirky. I like it.

Bye, daddy!

M'Kay. Let's have porsha measured
for a costume right away, please.

- Yes, right away, people.
- Just get the French toast, Jerry.

I'm getting the French toast, suki.

- You okay?
- A little shaky, but I'm okay.

Yeah. You know...
Look, maybe this is for the best, huh?

I mean,
you really were scared up there.

- Right.
- I'll write you another part, Rosita.

A really, really great part.

- You all right?
- Oh, I'm fine.

- Really?
- Yes.

You're all very sweet,
but like Mr. Moon says,

this is probably for the best.

Seriously?

Seriously,
I am completely fine with this.

Hey, honey.

Are you...
You sure you're not, you know, upset?

No, I'm good.

Can I please just have the bathroom
to myself for five minutes?

You got it.

Okay, kids, go get yourjammies on!

Thank you for choosing
to drive with royalty.

All right. Bye-bye.

J” yo, yo, yo they wanna knowj”

-j” who's that girl? J”
-j” la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la j”

hello, young sir. Um...

Oh, yes. You'll be pleased to hear
I did bring it back with a full tank.

And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

- And...
- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Kickenklober.

I was practicing all morning.
I just lost track of time.

I thought maybe you had been involved
in a terrible accident

and we'd never have to see you again,
but never mind.

Seriously?
Why'd you have to be so mean all the time?

'Cause only when we suffer...

Can we be great.

Places, everyone!

Ryan, you'll be playing his opponent
in the climax of the scene.

Now...

Let's see if little Johnny
has learned the steps.

Whoa! Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Wrong.

Sorry.

Again!

Higher!

Oh. So bad. Again!

No! Again!

Come on!

Yuck! Again!

- Whoa!
- Come on!

Argh. Man.

J” big Dipper on top of the roof
flexing as hard as I can j”

j” eating halal, driving the lam'j”

j” told that... I'm sorry
'bout my cousin ll/lario j”

j” yeah, they call me cardi b
lrun this like cardio j”

J” lsaid / like it like that j”

vvhoo!

Thank you.
Thank you so much, everyone.

Wow. Wow. You are an amazing crowd.

Mate, you're amazing!

Much appreciated.
Thank you so much.

Uh. Um...

Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.

Thank you very much, little guy.
Wow, so kind.

Listen, could I buy you a coffee
or maybe something to eat?

Whoa! That's fonnard, ain't it?

What? No, no, I didn't mean...

I just would love to talk to you
about maybe...

Hey! You got a license to perform here?

Actually, I'd love a chat. Let's go.

Here you go. One volcano smoothie
with extra chocolate lava.

Shut up.

Here, 50 bucks.

Honestly, if you could just give me
some dance lessons,

you would literally be saving my life.

Wait. If you're in a real show,

how come
you don't have a choreographer?

I do.
But it turns out he's a massive weirdo.

And how do I know
that you're not a weirdo, hmm?

How do I know that you're legit?

Just come with me to rehearsals.
See for yourself.

Whoa, whoa. I'm not just gonna follow
some guy I don't know to rehearsals.

Well, how else am I supposed to prove
that I'm legit?

J” confessing, yeah j”

j” oh, I've been shaking
llove it when you go crazyj”

j” you take all my inhibitions j”

what are you doing?

J” baby, there's nothing holdin'me back j”

j” you take me places
that tear up my reputation j”

j” manipulate my decisions
baby, there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

J” oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh j”

j” there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

I knew you were a weirdo.

J” there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

- whoa. This is sick!
- See?

First positions, please.

- Mate, look at that! Look at that!
- Hey, who are you?

- It's all right. She's with me.
- Pleased to meet ya. I'm nooshy.

I'm his dance coach
and I really love that hat.

She's right. Great hat.

You think some riffraff street dancer
can help you more than me?

- Riffraff?
- Okay, okay. Hang on.

She's just gonna give me
some extra lessons.

Because I, Klaus kickenklober,
master choreographer,

- am not good enough for Johnny.
- No, that's not what I meant.

Yes, I'm irrelevant to him.
I'm just a stupid, fat, old monkey.

- I don't think that at all.
- I do.

Please!
She's only trying to help me, that's all.

Dude.
Anyway, I only need two days with him.

Two days?

Ha! Two hundred years, more like.

- Two days, he'll be amazing.
- Oh, really?

Well, if he is, I will eat my hat.

Okay, everybody. From the top.

Standby, playback.

Lots of energy now. And...

Miss crawly?

You can't go back there, Mr. Moon.
Never! Never!

What? What happened to you?

That lion, you see, he's crazy. Crazy!

Oh, he's crazy!

Wow, she's a mess.
So you're not gonna go out there, are you?

- Gonna have to. I mean...
- All set over here, Mr. Ll/loon.

Okay. Playback!

Standby, Rosita.

And action!

J” ooh, look what you made me do j”

j” look what you made me do j”

j” look what you just made me do
look what you just made me j”

j” ooh, look what you made me do j”

- and cue porsha!
- J” look what you made me do j”

j” look what you just made me do
look what you just made me, ooh j”

Take that, you nasty alien monster.

Did I do good?

Yeah.

That was so good.

Yay.

Did you hear that?
He thinks I'm awesome.

Okay. She cannot act.

I know, I know,
but I gotta keep Mr. Crystal happy.

Take that, you nasty alien monster.

Excuse me,
but Mr. Crystal wants to see you.

- Take that, you nasty alien monster.
- I could come by this afternoon.

He means now. Right now.

Uh... okay.

- You wanted to see me, sir?
- Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Come on in.

Whoa. This place is incredible.

Pretty great, huh?

So, how's it going with Calloway?

Calloway? It's, uh... it's good.
Yeah. Very good.

Right, right.
Well, let me ask you something.

- What did I do to make you disrespect me?
- What?

What, you think I'm an idiot?
Some kind of bozo?

No. No, sir. Not at all.

My team, they talked to Calloway's lawyer,

and they say he's never heard of you
or your show.

Really? They said that? Uh...

- You lied to me!
- I didn't mean to, okay?

Honestly,
I really thought I could get him.

No one makes me look like a fool. No one!

I wouldn't dream of doing that to you.

I swear, if you didn't have my kid
in your show,

you'd be out of that window by now.

Please, please, please! I'm so sorry.

You better have Calloway
by the end of next week, or so help me!

I will. I'll get him.
I won't let you down, sir.

Oh, I know you won't let me down.

- Jerry, get in here!
- Yes, sir. Right here, sir.

Listen up. I gotta go to Calloway's,
and I gotta go asap.

- Oh, no, please don't go there.
- Don't worry.

I know you said he's crazy,
but I'll be all right.

- Can I go with you, please?
- Uh... I don't know.

Come on! You're gonna need me.
I know everything about this guy.

- I think you're right.
- Yes!

Now, listen, gunter,

you've got to figure out
the ending of this show on your own.

- On my own?
- Yes.

Miss crawly,
I need you to take charge while I'm away.

- Yes, sir.
- Now, listen to me.

You gotta bring your a game, miss crawly.
I'm serious. You gotta be tough.

Yes, I gotta be tough.

- You gotta be firm.
- Gotta be firm, yes.

And you cannot... I repeat,
cannot let production fall behind,

not one little bit. Is that clear?

Yes, sir, Mr. Moon, sir!

Mason! That volcano
should have been finished yesterday.

- We're on it, miss crawly.
- You better be!

Meena, Darius, take it from the top,

and this time, put a little juice in it,
will ya?

I'm trying my best, miss crawly.

"A little juice"?

Hey, everybody!

You're two hours late for rehearsal!

Wait. Where's the koala? Who are you?

I'm in charge, that's who!
Now get your tail to wardrobe, sweetheart.

Oh, my gosh. There he is.

- That's him.
- Holy moly, it really is.

He doesn't look so scary.

Mr. Calloway!

Go away!

No, please.

We just want to talk to you
for one minute, that's all.

We are not leaving until you talk to us.

Fine. If you're not coming over here,
we're coming over to you.

No! Stay off the fence!

Don't listen to him.

Stop, stop, stop!
Porsha, you're still messing it up.

It's not my fault!
He keeps missing the catch.

I think she's trying to kill me.

Reset. Let's go again.

Meena! Darius! We're coming to you next.

And I better see some chemistry
between you two.

Okay, let's run these steps
one more time.

So, music starts, I step out,

do my moves, fancy moves.

Step together, drop.

Gazing at each other
like we're burning up with love...

What are you doing with your face?

Your face looks broken. What is that?

Uh, I was falling in love?

Yeah, Gina, listen.

I'm sorry, that's not what
falling in love with me looks like.

I should know, I see it day after day,
week after week.

Let's run it again.

From the top!
And five, six, seven, eight, and...

Would you like some ice cream, ma'am?

Or should I say, your majesty?

I just... you look like a goddess and...

And lucky for you,
it's free ice cream for all goddesses day.

Aw.

That's cherry cheesecake,
and I make it all myself.

See? My truck's right over there.

Come by anytime...

Your majesty.

Ooh. Are you okay?

Buster?

You okay?

Ash?

Where are we?

We're in Clay's house.

Oh, my gosh. Have you talked to him yet?

- Uh-huh.
- You have?

We were just discussing
whether he'd consider being in our show.

- What did he say?
- He said, "no."

Not in a million years.

Please, Mr. Calloway.
Look, you don't...

You don't realize how much it would mean
to have you in our show.

Will you stop your yakking?

Here.

Your friend left this on my property.

And I want you gone in the morning.

And that's why they say,
"never meet your heroes."

Step, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Yes!

Whoa!

Whoa, mate.

You're not ready
to be busting out these moves.

- Sorry.
- Look at you.

Klaus has thrown you in the deep end

and drained out all of your confidence,
like...

Don't worry, we'll build up to it,
step-by-step.

Just forget what Klaus told you
and go with the flow.

J” I'd rather be nobody other than me j”

j” Mark my words, my talk ain't cheap j”

j” life's a dream, but I'm not asleep j”

j” /, lfee/ like a work of art j”

j” I'm not easily forgot j”

j” had to set myself apart j”

j” I'm just fol/o wing my heart j”

j” / 'm just following my path j”

j” I'm just here to make it last j”

j” I'm not living in the past j”

j” if you don't feel me, kiss my... j”

j” oh, oh, suéltate j”

J” oh, oh, suéltate j”

J” oh, oh, suéltate j”

Whoo!

Nailed it!

Now, didn't you say
you were gonna eat your hat?

Well, there you go. Mmm! Yum-yum.

Ah!

J” llo ve it when you call me senor/ta j”

j” / wish I could pretend
I didn't need ya j”

girl, that is your fourth today.

I know, I know. But I can't stop.

It's 'cause I really wanna talk to him.

But...

But when I get close,

I get nervous, so...

So I just buy another ice cream.

J” it felt like ooh, la-la-la
yeah j”

Honestly, this is gonna be
the greatest show I have ever made.

Vvhoa!

- And when you see the sets...
- Turn on that tap for me.

Tap? Sure.

So, anyway...

- Upsy-Daisy.
- Moon! You okay?

I'm okay!

It's tea. You drink it.

I promise, this is going to be
the most wonderful,

I mean, fantastic show ever.

- Did you put honey in this?
- And the ending? Oh, boy.

I mean, it's gonna end with you
and your song.

You don't wanna do the show.

Besides, lost my singing voice, so...

Your voice sounds fine to me.

This is...

This is all because you lost your wife,
isn't it?

Okay, porcupine.
We're not talking about my Ruby.

Look, I know she inspired
so many of your songs...

- All of my songs.
- Right.

I-I can't imagine what it must be like
to lose someone so special,

but do you think this is what Ruby
would have wanted for you?

I mean, you out here,

on your own
and never singing again?

No. Y-You don't understand.

There's...

There's no rock star living here anymore.

Clay, you just need to play again.

Your songs will bring you back.

You can. You can reconnect with...

No, I can't!

I haven't even heard one of my songs
in over 15 years.

And for good reason.

Ruby was everything.

And I don't like honey in my tea.

He's not gonna change his mind.

He will. But you should go back.

Me? What about you?

I just need time with him.

I can't just leave him like this.

Ten-hut!

Vvhoa!

Welcome back, Mr. Moon, sir.

Uh, thank you, miss crawly.

Oh, and I have something for you.

Thank you, Mr. Moon, sir.

All right,
you can ease off the attitude now.

Oh. Oh, yes, yes.

- So, any luck with Clay Calloway?
- Shh! Not yet.

But if anyone can convince him,
it's ash, so...

All right, folks,
tomorrow we have our first run-through,

so let's get this show in shipshape shape.

- Wow.
- Cool.

And cue porsha.

Captain's log.

I must take care,
for I have landed on the planet of war.

Ooh.

Okay, so let's just hold it
right there, folks, uh...

Everyone take five.

What the heck is a captain's log anyway?

Um... porsha? Can I have a word?

Porsha.

You know I truly believe that this show,
it's close to being fantastic.

Maybe even perfect.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, but see, to make it
the best it could be...

Well, I gotta make some changes.

Uh-huh.

Like...

I have to give the lead role
back to Rosita.

What?

I'm just offering you the opportunity
to switch roles.

You're firing me?

No, I'm not firing you.

Wait till my dad hears that you fired me.

But I'm not firing you! Please, wait!

Oh, my gosh. You all hate me, don't you?

No, no, no! We don't hate you.
We all think you're terrific.

- Well, I don't care if you hate me.
- Please, stop.

You and your stupid, stupid sky-fi show
can go to heck.

Porsha, stop! Wait!

I am one dead koala.

J” I'm not afraid of anything
in this world j”

j” there is nothing you can throw at me
that / ha ven't already heard j”

j” / 'm just trying to find
a decent melody j”

j” a song that I can sing
in my own company j”

j” lne ver thought you were a fool j”

j” but, darling, look at you j”

j” you gotta stand up straight
and carry your own weight j”

j” these tears are going nowhere, babe j”

j” you've got to get yourself togetherj”

j” you've got stuck in a moment j”

j” and you can't get out of it j”

J” oh, love, look at you now j”

j” you've got yourself stuck in a moment j”

j” and now you can't get out of it j”

J” hot news j”

and the hottest story today,

porsha crystal was reportedly fired
from her father's show

He fired my daughter? My daughter!

Would you be quiet?
You've embarrassed me enough.

But, daddy...

Now the whole world thinks
I got a talentless loser for a daughter.

Take her home.

Bring me moon.

Ash? Now is not a good...

- Li/loon, I've got him!
- What?

I got cal/o way.

Here, he wants to talk to you.

Your friend is even more annoying
than you are.

Don't listen to him.
We're heading to redshore right now.

- You are?
- Yes.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, this is great news.

Seriously,
you may have just saved my life here.

Okay. Here we go.

Mr. Moon, what have you done?

Mr. Crystal.
Aha! I got some great news.

Clay Calloway is on his way here
right now!

Everybody out.

Okay, I think I know
what this might be about, and I...

You fired porsha.

- No. No. I never fired her.
- You calling her a liar?

No, no, no, no.
She just got it wrong, is all.

I was only trying to help her
do the best she could, and...

Believe me,
I just wanted to do the right thing.

The right thing to do...

Is what I tell you to do!

But I did! I delivered a great show.

And Calloway, he's coming!

No, no, no! Stop! Stop! No!

You really think I'd let a low-life little
amateur loser like you humiliate me?

Please! Please!

You made me look bad.

No, no! I didn't mean to!

So I'm gonna have to let you go.

What?

Sir? Uh, sir, sir, sir...

I'm so sorry.
Um, so sorry to bother you,

but you have a live TV appearance
in just a moment,

so it might be better
if we just put a pin in this right now.

You... you nearly killed me.

And I'll finish the job later.

No! No.

Help!

Help! Jerry! Anyone!

No, no. Help, please!

Shh!

You need to get outta this city
and never, ever come back.

- Do you understand? Never.
- Okay, okay. I understand.

I told you
you were not cut out for this.

- He tried to kill me.
- Yeah, and when he finds you're gone,

he'll have his thugs
looking all over for you.

Okay. Thank you, suki. I'm so...

Get outta here.

Uh, what did you say, Mr. Moon?

Get out, all of you!
Get out of there right now!

There's no time to explain.

Just get the cast
and meet me back at the hotel.

And we're live
in five, four, three, two...

J” hot news hot news j”

- Jerry, go get my snacks.
- Yes, sir.

Here to discuss the drama surrounding
his new show...

- Sir? Sir, sir, sir.
- Mr. Redshore city himself...

- What?
- Please welcome Mr. Jimmy crystal.

Come on out here, Jimmy.
Don't make us beg.

Moon got out. Find him.

Does this guy know how
to make an entrance, or what?

Hey, everybody. Good to see you.

Linda, / got some hot news for you.
You look terrific.

/t is so good to see you.

Thank you. Thank you for having me.

Buster?

Ash?

- Ash! In here!
- Buster?

I'm stuck!

You've gotta be kidding me.

Hold still. What are you doing in there?

Ash, the show's off.

- Crystal got mad and tried to kill me.
- What?

I thought you were his thugs
coming here to finish me off.

Oh, no. It's them.

Shh! Pretend we're not here.

The first time I leave home in 15 years,
and what do I find?

The show is off
and this guy is hiding in a suitcase.

No, no. No, don't open the door.

No, no, don't...

Clay Calloway.

I remember you.

Ll/liss crawly...

Miss crawly, wake up.

Wake up. We gotta get out of here.

Coast is clear. Let's go.

- Come on, miss crawly. Come on.
- Come on. Come on.

We'll all feel better
when we're safe at home.

You sure about that?

'Cause I can tell you,
running and hiding away

is not all that it's cracked up to be.

Well, we don't have a choice.

Yeah, well,
all these years I thought the same,

but turns out, there's always a choice.

Just never had the guts
to make the right one.

- Let's be clear.
- Know what I mean?

Il/ly porsha was a victim
in all this, right? A vr'ctim.

I shut down my show
'cause of a talentless little twerp

called buster ll/loon.

Seriously, you should 've seen
this teen y-tin y loser.

Oh, and his pathetic, amateur friends?

Let's just say, whate ver podunk town they
crawled out of that's where they belong.

'Cause it sure ain't this great city.

No, you see, Clay's right.

What we're trying to do here,
it takes guts.

Guys, we cannot let that-that-that bully
steal our hopes and dreams.

No, no, no. We are way past
singing and dancing now.

Look, I know this might sound crazy.

If we got the theater back,
just for one night only...

Come on, seriously?

It's not like we can just sneak in there
and put the show on behind crystal's back.

That is exactly what we're gonna do.

Yes!

Maybe it's, like, room service?

Open up or you're dead, moon!

Okay, it's not room service.

You and your dumb friends
better not be hiding in there!

- What are we gonna do?
- Guys, we just gotta be brave now.

Are you saying
we should fight these thugs?

No, no. They'll beat us to a pulp.

We're gonna put this show on
whether crystal likes it or not.

But first...

We're gonna jump out that window.

What?

I'm beginning to like this guy.

Security. Yeah, we got nine suspects
loose on the river ride.

Repeat.
Nine suspects loose on the river ride.

Hang on, everybody!

This is pool security.
I don't see anyone here, over.

There!

They're heading east through the back lot!

Go, go, go, go, go.

I wish I didn't have such teeny-tiny legs.

Thank you, Linda. Thank you.
Thanks, everybody!

- Well?
- No sign of 'em, sir.

We think they might've split town.

No one is supposed to be in here.

- Who are you?
- We're the night cleaners.

Oh, I see. Well, we don't need
any cleaning right now,

but it'd be better if you didn't leave,

so, I don't suppose
any of you can tap dance, huh?

Huh! Well, let's move it, folks!

Here, Rosita. It's your role.

Miss crawly, let's see
if we can get us a new green alien.

Yes, sir. Mr. Moon, sir.

Rise and shine, sweetheart!

Hey, you made it!

Yeah, well,
maybe I overreacted a little before.

A little? You were, like,
a total drama queen back there.

Yeah, okay. We're all good now.

Wow, my dad's gonna flip
when he finds out about us.

- Well, we're safe for now, but listen...
- Safe?

No. None of us are safe.

Mr. Moon,
I know someone who can protect us.

Right. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah.

Protection?

Say no more, son. We're on our way.

Good night, porsha.

All right, be that way. I don't care.
Spoiled little brat.

All right.

Time to get us an audience.

Wait. Moon, as soon
as you start inviting folks in here,

hotel security'll just shut us down,
right?

It's okay. Rosita's got that covered.

Norman, release the piglets.

Hey, no!

All security,
we have a situation on floor 17.

Repeat. All security to floor 17.

This is the best day of my life, daddy!
Vvhoo!

Repeat! Everybody to floor 77!

- Wait, is it on?
- Yes, it's on now.

Oh, now? Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Before lblah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Good e vening!
M y name is buster ll/loon.

And it is my great pleasure
to present to you,

for one night only
in the crystal tower theater...

Mr. Crystal's office,
this is Jerry speaking.

A brand-new show
called out of this world.

A musical space odyssey

featuring the return
of the legendary Clay callowa y.

That's right. Clay callowa y.

And what's more,
this show is completely free.

So step right up, folks,
and take your seats.

The journey of a lifetime
is about to begin.

All right, folks, we all set back here?

There he is!

Dad!

- Come here.
- What are you wearing?

Well, we're still doing
our community service, ain't we, lads?

- Yeah.
- That's right.

Oh, my gosh. He's here.

Crystal's here?

No.

My ice cream guy.

And he's sitting in the front row.

Mr. Crystal!

Jerry!

- Wake up!
- I tried to stop him, sir...

I'm so sorry to wake you up, sir.

It's moon. He's taken over the theater
and he's putting on a show right now.

He's what?

- Okay, this is it, guys. You ready?
- Oh, my gosh. Are we really doing this?

Yeah, you better believe it.

Yeah, big time, baby!

Remember...

There's only one way left to go,
and that's up!

- Yeah!
- Let's do it! Come on!

Gunter robot activating piggy power.

Playback!

All creatures great and small,

welcome to outer space.

My name is captain Rosita.

My mission,
to find and rescue a space explorer

who mysteriously went missing long ago.

Captain,
I am picking up his signal.

Excellent. But from which planet?

I see four of them ahead.

It is impossible to know which one
the signal is, like, coming from.

I see.

Then I'll have to explore them all.

Take us down.

You've got this, big guy.

Remember what I said,
just go with the flow.

Mission report.

I must take care,

for I have landed on the planet of war.

J” 'cause you're a sky
'cause you're a sky full of stars j”

j” I'm gonna give you my heart j”

j” 'cause you're a sky
'cause you're a sky full of stars j”

j” 'cause you light up the path j”

that's my boy.

J” / don't care j”

j” go on and tear me apart j”

j” / don't care if you do j”

j” ooh, ooh j”

j” 'cause in a skyj”

j” 'cause in a sky full of stars j”

j” / think / saw you j”

j” ooh, ooh j”

- Yeah! Whoa-ho!
- Whoo!

Give me that!

And your costume, now!

- Wait, what?
- Take it off, now!

We'll be at the theater soon, sir.

I don't wanna be there "soon,"
I wanna be there now.

- Yeah, we wanna be there now.
- Yes, sir.

J” / don't care if you do j”

j” ooh, ooh j”

j” 'cause in a sky
'cause in a sky full of stars j”

j” / think / saw you j”

j” ooh, ooh j”

You see?
You will never be great, Johnny.

Oh, come on.

J” / don't care j”

j” go on and tear me apart j”

j” / don't care if you do j”

j” oh, oh j”

j” 'cause in a skyj”

-j” 'cause in a sky full of stars j”
-yeah, that's more like it.

J” / think / saw you j”

- Yeah!
- Yes!

This is Barry. Come in, over.

Yeah, go ahead, Barry.

Crystal's on site.

Repeat. Crystal is on site. Over.

Roger that.

Right, let's go to work.

Mission report.

My search takes me to the second planet,

the planet of joy.

All right. Here we go, porsha.

Time to show the world
what you're really made of

j” don't wanna live as an untold story j”

j” rather go out in a Blaze of glory j”

j” / can't hear you
I don't fear you j”

j” /'ll live now 'cause the bad die last j”

j” dodging bullets with your broken past j”

j” / can't hear you j”

j” / don't fear you now j”

hey, who the heck are you?
Where's my security?

We're security now, mate.

What?

J” / wanna taste love and pain j”

j” wanna feel pride and shame j”

j” / don't wanna take my time j”

j” don't wanna waste one line j”

j” / wanna live better days j”

j” ne ver look back and say j”

j” it could have been me j”

j” it could have been me yeah j”

J” don't wanna wake up
on a Monday morning j”

porsha!

Get off of there!

Don't you make me come out there!

J” / don't hear you now j”

j” wrapped in your regret j”

j” what a waste of blood and sweat j”

j” oh, oh, oh j”

-j” / wanna taste love and pain j”
-j” / wanna taste love j”

j” wanna feel pride and shame j”

-j” / don't wanna take my time j”
-j” no j”

j” don't wanna waste one line j”

you traitor.

That's it. I'm coming out there.

Miss crawly put some cushions
and snacks down there,

so you should be comfortable

- till the show's over.
- You little...

-J” / wanna taste love and pain j”
-j” / wanna taste love and pain j”

-j” wanna feel pride and shame j”
-j” wanna feel pride and shame j”

-j” don't wanna take my time j”
-j” don't wanna take my time j”

j” don't wanna waste one line j”

j” ne ver look back and say j”

j” it could have been me j”

-j” oh, it could have been me j”
-j” it could have been me j”

j” it could have been me j”

Mission report.

No sign here

of the missing space explorer.

- Ready, Gina?
- It's meena.

- Wait, what is?
- Never mind.

Listen, find that feeling.

It is now or never.

Okay. I'm ready now.

J” / say a little prayer for you j”

j” the moment! Wake up j”

-j” before / put on my makeup j”
-j” makeup j”

j” / say a little prayer for you j”

j” while combing my hair now j”

j” and wondering what to wear nowj”

j” wear now j”

-j” / say a little prayer for you j”
-j” for you j”

j” 0/7, babyj”

-j” forever, fore verj”
-j” forever, everj”

j” you 7! Stay in my heart
and! Will love you j”

-j” forever and everj”
-j” forever, everj”

j” we never will part
oh, how / love you j”

-j” together, foreverj”
-j” together, togetherj”

Mr. Crystal, where are you?

I'm trapped somewhere under the stage.

I'll find you, sir.

Mr. Crystal, I'm coming!

J” lrun for the bus, dearj”

-j” while riding I think of us, dearj”
-j” us, dearj”

J” lsaya little... j”

-j” prayer for you j” -j” oh j”

J” oh, shawtyj”

-j” at work I just take time j”
-j” I just take time j”

-j” and all through my cofi'ee
break time j” -j” break time j”

j” / say a little prayer for you j”

-j” forever, fore verj”
-j” foreverj”

-j” foreverj” -j” oh, yeah j”

j” / will love you j”

-j” forever and everj”
-j” everj”

-j” / say a prayer for you j”
-j” oh, how / love you j”

-j” togetherj” -j” togetherj”

j” togetherj”

j” oh, yeah j”

j” would only be heartbreak for me j”

j” only be heartbreak j”

j” forme j”

Yes! I am gonna win
a ton of awards for this.

Hi!

Um, hi.

I'm meena.

Oh, um, Alfonso.

You were incredible.

So were you!

Um, what?

Oh. Uh, never mind.

Um, wanna meet up after the show maybe?

- Uh, okay.
- Okay, great. Bye.

Captain,
we cannot land on the last planet.

There is, like, a huge wormhole.

The ship will never make it.

You're right. It won't make it.

But I will.

J” if you want itj”

-j” take itj”
-beep-beep boo-boo.

-J” / should have said it before j”
-boo-boo boo-beep.

-J” tried to hide it j”
-watch your fingers.

J” fake it j”

-j” / can't pretend anymore j”
-boo.

J” / only want to die alive j”

- j” never by the hands
of a broken heart j” -Boo.

J” / don't wanna hear you lie tonight j”

Rosita, you've got to jump.

Oh, honey.

Come on, Rosita.

- Look out!
- Daddy, stop it!

- Mr. Moon!
- Mr. Crystal, no!

Well, I've got you now,
you low-life little loser.

No, sir.

I'm not a loser.

We did what we came here to do.

And there is nothing
you can do or say to change that.

Oh, I can do whatever I want.

J” this is j”

j” the part when I say / don't want ya j”

j” I'm stronger than I've been before j”

J” this is j”

j” the part when lbreak free j”

- j” 'cause I can't resist it no more j”
-whoa!

J” whoa, whoa j”

j” the thought of your bodyj”

j” / came alive j”

j” it was lethal j”

j” it was fatal j”

j” in my dreams, it felt so right j”

j” but/ woke up j”

j” every time j”

j” 0/7, babyj”

j” this is j”

j” the part when I say / don't want ya j”

j” I'm stronger than I've been before j”

j” this is j”

j” the part when lbreak free j”

j” 'cause / can't resist it no more j”

beep-beep boo-boo.

Whoo-hoo!

I love you!

Mr. Moon, are you okay?

Yeah. Never better.

Oh. Where's ash and Clay?

Clay. Clay.

You back here? We're on next.

- You okay?
- Uh-huh.

Mission report.

We have survived the wormhole.

Yeah!

Yeah. And arrived on the last planet.

The missing space explorer
must be here somewhere,

but there's no sign of life on my scanner.

That's your cue.

Clay, it's time to go on.

But I see no signs of life.

Nothing but an empty cave.

- Clay.
- Oh, no.

It's okay. Just sing.
Your songs will carry you.

No. This is a mistake.

- Please.
- It's been so long.

I'm not ready. I'm sorry.

I'm not ready.

J” / ha ve climbed highest mountains j”

j” lha ve run through the fields j”

j” only to be with you j”

j” only to be with you j”

j” but / still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

- j” but / still ha ven't found j”
-J” but / still haven't found j”

-j” what I'm looking forj”
-j” what I'm looking forj”

j” but / still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

J” lbelie ve in the kingdom come j”

j” then all the colors
will bleed into one j”

j” bleed into one j”

j” but yes, I'm still running j”

j” you broke the bonds j”

j” and you loosed the chains j”

j” carried the cross j”

j” of m y shame j”

j” of m y shame j”

j” you know / belie ve it j”

j” but / still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

j” but / still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

j” / still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

j” / still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

J” but I still haven't found j”

j” what I'm looking forj”

j” but / still ha ven't found... j”

Mission accomplished. We're heading home.

J”... what I'm looking forj”

- Hey, Mr. Moon, come on!
- Mr. Moon! Come on out here.

Vvhoo!

Jimmy! Oh, my gosh, listen to that crowd.

You are a genius.

Yeah, you really are a genius, sir.

Yeah, you got that right, Linda.

Thank you, thank you. Too kind.

I appreciate it, really. I do.

Look, I am very proud of this show.

We did great work here. Great work.

And my good friend, Clay,

great to have him back, right?

Yeah!

And listen,
I look foward to seeing this show

run at my theater
for many, many years to come.

Right, moon?

Moon?

Officers, arrest that wolf.

Wait, wait, wait! He's innocent!

Mr. Crystal, please! I love you!

J” was a Monday morning j”

j” about a quarter past 4:00 j”

j” you were busy dreaming j”

j” so what did you wake up for? J”

J” are you a stranger in your own life? J”

j” what are you hiding
behind those eyes? J”

j” is no one looking for you there? J”

j” you know your song saved my life j”

j” / don't sing it just so / can get by j”

j” won't you hear me
when ltel/ you, darling j”

j” / sing it to survive j”

stop the bus!

- What is it?
- What happened?

I just got a call from the majestic.

They think your show is fantastic

and they wanna put it on at their theater!

Well, what do you say, Mr. Calloway?

You in?

J” your song saved my life j”

j” the worst and the
best days of m y life j”

J” I was broken now I'm open j”

j” your love keeps me alive j”

j” it keeps me alive j”

j” your song saved my life j”

j” the worst and the
best days of m y life j”

j” your song saved my life j”

j” song saved my
song saved my life j”

J” baby, there's nothing holdin'me back j”

J” there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

J” there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

j” oh, I've been shaking
llove it when you go crazyj”

j” you take all my inhibitions j”

j” baby, there's nothing holdin'me back j”

j” you take me places
that tear up my reputation j”

j” manipulate my decisions
baby, there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

J” there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

J” 'cause if we lost our minds
and we took it way too farj”

j” / know we'd be all right
lknow we would be all right j”

j” if you were by my side
and we stumbled in the dark j”

j” / know we'd be all right
lknow we would be all right j”

j” 'cause if we lost our minds
and we took it way too farj”

j” / know we'd be all right
lknow we would be all right j”

j” if you were by my side
and we stumbled in the dark j”

j” / know we'd be all right
lknow we would be all right j”

j” oh, I've been shaking
llove it when you go crazyj”

j” you take all my inhibitions j”

j” baby, there's nothing holdin'me back j”

j” you take me places
that tear up my reputation j”

j” manipulate my decisions
baby, there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

J” baby, there's nothing holdin'me back j”

j” oh, whoa j”

j” there is nothing holdin ' me back j”

j” / feel so free
when you're with me, babyj”

j” baby, there's nothing holdin'me back j”

Yeah.

Oh!