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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,331 CLERK: Glorious, madam, isn't it? 2 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:21,832 Mmm, yes. 3 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,711 Could I see that one down there, please? 4 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,339 Why, yes, indeed, madam. By all means. 5 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,592 (INDISTINCT) 6 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,265 Mr. Meyer! Mr. Meyer! 7 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:39,934 Mr. Meyer! Mr. Meyer! 8 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,061 Mr. Meyer! Mr. Meyer! 9 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,403 (ALARM RINGING) 10 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:22,268 (BANGING ON DOOR) Let me out of here! Let me out of here! 11 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,523 What's this? Oh, some dame cops a bracelet 12 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,192 outta Meyer and Company and hocks it on 3rd Avenue. Open and shut. 13 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,902 First offense? No, she's got a record. 14 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,237 This is her third offense. 15 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,905 Good! Good! First offender at Christmas time 16 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,782 is tougher than tiger meat. 17 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,200 Convictions only 78% 18 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,785 as against 82% last year. 19 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,079 Can I handle this case, boss? I'll get you a conviction... 20 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,790 Well, you could probably handle it as well as some of these dopes. 21 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,709 When the right case comes along, I'll give it to you. 22 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,003 Wife beater or something like that. 23 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:50,880 Your face isn't right to prosecute a woman. 24 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,298 (GROANS) 25 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,549 Get me Sargent. 26 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,467 What's his face got that mine hasn't got? 27 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,552 I don't know, but whatever it is, 28 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,095 he hasn't lost a case for me yet. 29 00:02:59,013 --> 00:02:59,972 Yes, sir. 30 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,682 Yes, sir. 31 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,476 Well, if this is the office, he's already left. 32 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,645 I didn't say to say that, you dumbbell. 33 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,565 Oh, my, no. This isn't his office. 34 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,484 You just tell him that a young woman wants to make an appointment with him. 35 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,278 This isn't the office. 36 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,780 A young woman wants to make an appointment with you. 37 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,951 Just a minute. 38 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,291 Who all wants to speak to master Sargent? 39 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,459 (CHUCKLES) 40 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,002 Your boss. 41 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,462 It's a good thing you didn't take up the stage for a living. 42 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,214 I'll see you down here in 15 minutes. 43 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,842 Now wait a minute, you told me when I finished up the Matthews case... 44 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,178 Yeah, but I got 750 miles to drive. 45 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,931 Your mother sure is gonna be mad. 46 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,933 Oh, sure, and fall asleep at the wheel and get croaked. 47 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,144 Well, who's defending? 48 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,771 O'Leary. 49 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,314 Oh, that windbag, huh? 50 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,649 He'll give us the Gettysburg Address 51 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:52,900 and the Declaration of Independence... 52 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,068 I'll have Tom meet you in court 53 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,527 and you'll be out of there by noon. 54 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,656 Kindly remember who you're talking to. 55 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,074 And leave the pigs out of it. 56 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:04,161 O'LEARY: ...during the course of this trial, 57 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,038 to prove that a valuable bracelet 58 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:10,084 was taken from the premises of Meyer and Company by the defendant. 59 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:13,212 I don't like the smile on that jury's pan! 60 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,339 All juries get softhearted at Christmas, Tommy. 61 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,840 If you ever get a case to prosecute 62 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,717 and you see that "peace on earth, goodwill toward men" 63 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,219 look come in their eyes, get a continuance. 64 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:24,056 O'LEARY: How flimsy is this argument! 65 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:28,310 All this is a waste of time, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 66 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,062 of your time and mine. 67 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,189 Time we could spend to much better advantage 68 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,233 in last minute Christmas shopping. 69 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,360 I know that's what I'd like to be doing. 70 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:37,695 (LAUGHING) 71 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,405 May it please the Court, we object, Your Honor. 72 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,699 The jury's Christmas shopping has nothing to do with the case. 73 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,075 JUDGE: Objection sustained. 74 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,994 The jury will disregard Mr. O'Leary's 75 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,079 tempting allusion to Christmas shopping. 76 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,124 Quite obviously, we'd all like to be Christmas shopping. 77 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:53,752 I withdraw the allusion, Your Honor. 78 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,213 When I say there has been a waste of time, 79 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,925 I mean that the State has gone to great lengths 80 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,345 to prove that Anna-Rose Malone, 81 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,223 sometimes known as Lee Leander... 82 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,933 Sometimes known as a lot of other things. 83 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,269 O'LEARY: ...did on the afternoon of December 3rd, 84 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,272 walk out upon 5th Avenue with a bracelet, 85 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,442 which was still the property of Meyer and Company. 86 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,987 To prove something she freely admits. 87 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,448 As if the proof of that fact 88 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:25,534 constituted proof of guilt. 89 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:29,288 The truth is simple. 90 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,958 The bracelet was removed during a temporary loss 91 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,544 of will and consciousness, 92 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,297 now known as schizophrenia, 93 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:43,552 but formerly known as hypnotism. 94 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,055 This young girl... 95 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,806 What do you mean "we're not going to object"? 96 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,434 Shut up. He's just postponed the case till after Christmas. 97 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,269 How do you figure that? 98 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,980 Hypnotism. 99 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:58,150 The salesman showed her the bracelet. 100 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:01,195 Urged her to clasp it on her wrist. 101 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:05,532 Begged her to examine it under a more powerful light. 102 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,786 And then he excused himself. 103 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,621 No, it's an old trick! 104 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,540 This tempting of the poor. 105 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:17,461 They say, "Take it home and wear it for a few days." 106 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:20,672 They say, "Drive it around this afternoon. 107 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,091 "Bring it back tomorrow." 108 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:25,344 Ha! "Buy it on your own terms." 109 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:28,972 Consider the jewel scene between Mephistopheles 110 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:32,017 and Marguerite in Faust. 111 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,685 I hope he isn't going to sing it. 112 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,605 The bracelet is under a powerful light. 113 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,317 The young girl stares at it. 114 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,694 Closer. 115 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,697 Closer. 116 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:50,119 The great central stone flashes blindingly in her eyes. 117 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:52,996 Blue, green, 118 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,624 purple, orange. 119 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,087 Suddenly, the colors are gone. 120 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,090 All is darkness. 121 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,468 But what is this? 122 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,138 Where is the shop? Where is the light she is under? 123 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,182 What is she doing on 5th Avenue, 124 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,643 blocks away from Meyer and Company? 125 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,732 With a thrill of horror, she feels at her wrist, not daring to look. 126 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,694 No doubt about it. 127 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,237 Then panic. 128 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,407 She turns and hurries towards the great jewelry store. 129 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,659 Will they believe her? 130 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,121 Fear turns her legs to lead. 131 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,541 One block, two blocks. 132 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,794 She goes blindly, bumping into strangers who think she must be crazy. 133 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,380 Six blocks. (EXCLAIMS) 134 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,924 There at last is the great jewelry store. 135 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,093 Its windows blazing with gems. 136 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,097 But no, the gems are gone. 137 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,599 The window is almost bare. 138 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,603 With a sinking heart, 139 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:59,688 she tries the lock. 140 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,649 It's closed. 141 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,570 Meyer and Company have closed for the night. 142 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,075 Ain't you gonna do something? That jury's sold right now. 143 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,577 Shh. Wait. 144 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:14,745 (WHIMPERS) 145 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,497 What was she to do? 146 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,624 (EXCLAIMING) 147 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,958 What would you do, madam? 148 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,877 Well, that's certainly a terrible spot to be in. 149 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,420 I suppose I... 150 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:24,505 (GAVEL POUNDING) 151 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,756 (LAUGHING) 152 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,259 Counsel will refrain from questioning the jurors 153 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,595 and the jurors will refrain from answering. 154 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:32,888 I've never heard of such a thing. 155 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,600 I beg the court and jury's pardon. 156 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,685 I was carried away. 157 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,730 What was she to do? 158 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,733 What was she to do? 159 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,277 Suddenly, an inspiration. The telephone book. 160 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,906 S.A. Meyer and Company. S.A. Meyer and Company. 161 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,159 S.A. Meyer must live somewhere, but he doesn't seem to. 162 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,327 (GASPS) 163 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,120 "Maybe it's Long Island." 164 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,332 "S.A. Meyer. S.A. Meyer." 165 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,000 Ah, here he is. 166 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,502 S.A. Meyer. 167 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,964 324 Woodmere Road, Roslyn, Long Island. 168 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,132 I'll take the first train to Long Island. 169 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,009 I'll be there at dinner time. 170 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,679 He'll believe me. He's got to believe me. 171 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,305 (WHISPERING) He should have been on the stage. 172 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,765 He was. 173 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,642 But it takes money to go to Long Island. 174 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,019 Where will I get the money 175 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:24,189 to go to Long Island and tell Mr. Meyer what happened? 176 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,024 Then a crazy idea. 177 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,152 I'll hawk the bracelet to get the money to go to Long Island. 178 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,530 Quick, a hawk shop. 179 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:32,906 Quick, Watson, the needle. 180 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,033 O'LEARY: Ah, here we are. 181 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,995 A nice, cozy pawn broker. 182 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,872 A friend of the poor. 183 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,750 "May I get some money on this, please?" 184 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,004 "Well, well, I should say you could, young woman. 185 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,880 "Where did you get this piece?" 186 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,173 "Well, never mind where I got it, 187 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,592 "I want some money on it. Quick!" 188 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,635 "Now, now, now, now, take it easy. 189 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,387 "Everything is gonna be all right. 190 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,933 "Just step in. 191 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,268 "Please. 192 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,478 "A little further." 193 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,939 Bang! 194 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,733 "Lock that door while I keep her in here." 195 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,359 "Ooh! Let me out of here!" 196 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,237 "Oh, you're gonna get it all right. 197 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,989 "Hello? Yeah, the police department. 198 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,160 "Hello, I've got the thief what robbed Meyer and Company." 199 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,245 (GASPS) 200 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,666 The defense rests. 201 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,676 The hypothesis of hypnotism is a very interesting one. 202 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,345 Let me be the first to admit it. 203 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,222 But unfortunately I am no Svengali. 204 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,558 Nor are you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. 205 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,310 The people of the state of New York will require 206 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:46,355 the expert testimony of Dr. Keinmetz, the psychiatrist. 207 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:50,150 Whom I am sorry to say, is spending his Christmas vacation in Florida. 208 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,944 Well, what do you want to do about this? 209 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,446 I object, Your Honor. 210 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,948 How can you object to something he's not yet said? 211 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,493 Because I know what he's going to say. 212 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,244 With your kind permission, Counsel. 213 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,580 Since the defense counsel has interjected a new element 214 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,415 which was not testified to, 215 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,000 the State asks permission to re-open the case 216 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,586 for the purpose of allowing the testimony of Dr. Keinmetz. 217 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,463 And further requests that a continuance be granted 218 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,882 till after the Christmas holidays when he will be available. 219 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,801 I object! The defense has summed up. 220 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,678 The case is practically closed. 221 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,054 Objection overruled. 222 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,516 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 223 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,310 you are again admonished not to converse among yourselves 224 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,938 nor with anyone else connected with this trial. 225 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,857 Nor are you to form or express any opinion 226 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,194 concerning this case until it is finally submitted to you. 227 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,238 The defendant will remain in custody 228 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,615 subject to giving a $5,000 bond. 229 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,952 All jurors, parties and witnesses in this case 230 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,162 are instructed to return to the court 231 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,915 Tuesday, January 3rd, at 10:00 a.m. 232 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,710 Court is adjourned. 233 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,671 And a very merry Christmas to you all. 234 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,842 That was a dirty trick you played on me. 235 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,301 That means another day in court. 236 00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,803 I'm not working for the state. 237 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,471 I have to earn my money. 238 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,057 No sense of humor. Merry Christmas, Francis. 239 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,893 Boy, if that wasn't the neatest fake reverse I ever saw. 240 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,312 Yeah, he fell for that one like a horse down a coal hole. 241 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,772 LEE: A fine mess you've got me into. 242 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,524 I thought I was gonna be out of here for Christmas. 243 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,984 O'LEARY: Well, all you gotta do is post a bond. 244 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,902 How can I post a bond? I haven't any more money. 245 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,821 And I don't want to spend Christmas in jail. 246 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,489 Please don't let them do that. 247 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,116 What do you mean you haven't got any more money? 248 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,118 What have I been talking for? To hear my own voice? 249 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,287 LEE: If you hadn't talked so much I'd be out of here by now. 250 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,872 O'LEARY: What do you mean by that? 251 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,999 LEE: Oh, hypnotism. That gag's so old it's got whiskers. 252 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,126 Please don't let them keep me here over Christmas. 253 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,336 Well, what could you do if you were out? You haven't got any money. 254 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,963 I could walk around, couldn't I? 255 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,757 It ain't gonna be as bad as all that. 256 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,925 You'll get a nice little room and a nice... 257 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,469 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nevermind the build-up. 258 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,804 He thinks he's taking me to the Ritz. 259 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,890 I hope you have a merry Christmas. 260 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,150 On your way out, send Fat Mike in here. 261 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,693 Fat Mike, the bondsman? 262 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,279 If you know any other Fat Mikes, you can send them too. 263 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,656 I get it. 264 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,784 You don't, but let it pass. 265 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,588 MIKE: You want to see me? 266 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,882 Yeah, you got a match? 267 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,801 A match? Why, sure, I got a match. 268 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,093 I got a flock of them. 269 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,804 I, uh... I, uh... 270 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,223 What do you know about that? 271 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,058 I could have swore... 272 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,768 I remember. I gave them to Elmer. 273 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,188 You know, he come to me and he said... Never mind. 274 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,732 How much will you charge for 5,000 bail till January 3rd? 275 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,025 Did they pin something on you, pal? 276 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,360 No, no, it's not for me. 277 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,653 It's for the young lady who was here today. 278 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:40,779 Oh! 279 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,697 How much? 280 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,491 Well, for a friend of yours, 281 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,701 not a red samolka. 282 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,078 I'm not asking any favors. 283 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,747 Favors? (SCOFFS) It's a privilege. 284 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,582 You still live in the same place? 285 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,876 Yeah. 286 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,711 How soon do you want her out? 287 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,004 Right away. 288 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,130 She's out. 289 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,216 Thanks. 290 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,637 (WHISTLING) 291 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,726 Ah, me. 292 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,984 ♪ Woke up this morning With the blues all around my head 293 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,360 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 294 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:24,447 ♪ Didn't have no mama To hold my aching... ♪ 295 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,532 Yes, sir? 296 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,700 MIKE: Is the big boss in? 297 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,451 He's in, but he ain't home. 298 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,705 Save that for your radio act. 299 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,164 Come on in. 300 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,958 Just tell the big boss that she's here, that's all. 301 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,543 With the compliments of Fat Mike. 302 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,836 You got that? 303 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,671 Yes, sir, Mr. Mike. 304 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,756 Not Mr. Mike, Fat Mike. 305 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,092 Yes, sir, Mr. Fat... 306 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,343 (PANTING) 307 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,220 Mike! 308 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,222 Okay, toots, I'll see you in court. 309 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,690 Won't you sit down, please? 310 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,820 (JOHN HUMMING) 311 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,993 Well, what's the matter now? 312 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,578 (HESITATING) She's here. 313 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,121 Who's here? 314 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,748 Uh, I don't know, sir. 315 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,291 Well, then how do you know she's here? 316 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,919 Well, I see'd her come in. 317 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,378 You see'd who come in? 318 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,422 Uh, the lady. 319 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,132 You mean, there's a lady in the apartment? 320 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,884 Yes, sir. 321 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,094 What did you let her in for? I told you I wasn't home to anybody. 322 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,805 I told him that, but he shoved the door open 323 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,434 and pushed the lady on in with his compliments. 324 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,560 Who did? 325 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,103 Fat Ike. 326 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,272 Fat Ike? You mean Fat Mike? 327 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,692 Yes, sir. He sure ain't no thin Ike. 328 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,666 Oh! 329 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,792 How do you do? 330 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,001 LEE: Hello. 331 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,087 What are you doing here? 332 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,631 I don't know yet, but I've got a rough idea. 333 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,925 Well, I'm glad you're out and... 334 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,927 Now what do I have to do for it? 335 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,553 Well, for one thing you might say thank you, 336 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,681 but if that doesn't fit in with your plans, just skip it. 337 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,182 My motives in this matter... 338 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,767 Scotch and soda. 339 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:19,896 Thanks. 340 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,318 One of these days, one of you boys 341 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,029 is going to start one of these scenes differently. 342 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,532 And one of us girls is going to drop dead from surprise. 343 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,033 No doubt. Now if you'll tell me... 344 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,911 I suppose you do this with all the lady prisoners? 345 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,539 Oh, my, yes. My life is just one long round of whoopee. 346 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,832 Well, you're in a good spot for it. 347 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,417 Wonderful! I merely have to raise my finger 348 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,377 and my slightest whim is satisfied. 349 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,087 Now if you'll... And I suppose 350 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,464 if anybody says no you just put them right back in the cooler. 351 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,716 That's right. 352 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,467 Look, when court reconvenes 353 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,803 I'm going to try my best to put you in jail for a good long time. 354 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:52,929 That's my business. 355 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,764 But you haven't been convicted yet, 356 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,058 so I don't see why you shouldn't enjoy Christmas like the rest of us. 357 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,184 That's why I had Mike get you out. 358 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,352 And bring me up here. 359 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,895 I did not ask him to bring you up here. 360 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,605 Then why did that gorilla bring me up here? 361 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,858 Because he's got a mind like a sewer. 362 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,317 Thanks. 363 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,196 Now, look, I'm very glad to have been of service to you, 364 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,240 but now if you'll... 365 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,200 You mean I don't have to stay here if I don't want to? 366 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,161 You most certainly do not. 367 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,873 Then I'll stay. 368 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,251 But I won't be forced. 369 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,878 Hey, now, wait a minute. 370 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,463 You know, there's nothing as dangerous as a square shooter. 371 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,882 If all men were like you there wouldn't be any nice girls left. 372 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,884 Yes. 373 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,594 Well, all this is leading into a very interesting and deep-dish discussion, 374 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,137 which I haven't time to pursue at the moment. 375 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,056 I'm leaving on a little trip and as it's quite a drive 376 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,223 and I haven't had my dinner yet... 377 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,933 Oh. 378 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,894 You mean, you want me to go? 379 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,229 Well, yes. 380 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,857 Where? 381 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,358 Where what? 382 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,611 Well, after all, I was on my way to a nice comfortable jail 383 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,488 with three meals a day and turkey for Christmas. 384 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,989 And now, I... Don't you live someplace? 385 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,699 LEE: Uh-uh. Hot dog! 386 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,576 JOHN: Well, where have you been living, in a tree or something? 387 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,037 Oh, I had a room at a hotel, but they locked me out. 388 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,997 Oh. 389 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,916 And how much do you owe at the hotel? 390 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,877 Um, $126.40. 391 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,463 Oh. 392 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,132 Well, that doesn't solve your problems, does it? 393 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,967 Well, why don't you just put me back in the clink. 394 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,053 That'll solve a lot of problems. 395 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,263 Well, I'm not sure that I can. 396 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,390 Well, that wasn't the idea. 397 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,519 Have you had dinner? 398 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,270 Not yet. 399 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,314 Come on, I'll buy you that Christmas dinner I cheated you out of 400 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,233 and maybe we can figure out something. 401 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,026 Rufus, get my coat, will you? 402 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,154 Yes, sir, Mr. Sargent. 403 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,323 I was just spreading y'all a few sandwiches 404 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:39,285 in case you get hungry in the middle of the ride. 405 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,287 You really didn't want me to come up here at all then? 406 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,956 I'm sorry to say I did not. 407 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,674 Hot dog! But don't forget you gotta go see your ma. 408 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:06,312 ♪ Living for you Is easy living 409 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,315 ♪ It's easy to live 410 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,694 ♪ When you're in love 411 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,072 ♪ And I'm so in love 412 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,659 ♪ There's nothing in life 413 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,328 ♪ But you ♪ 414 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,544 Of course, I could lend you my apartment while I'm away. 415 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,712 (GIGGLES) 416 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,213 That sounds like a play, doesn't it? 417 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,798 Yeah, it sounds like a flop. No, thanks. 418 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,383 Oh, don't worry about me, 419 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,052 I can always chisel a hotel for a week or so. 420 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,888 That's a nice cheesy idea. 421 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,683 Well, I'm not going to sleep in the subway. 422 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,226 And as far as the holiday is concerned, 423 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,147 I guess I'll get plenty of that when you get through with me. 424 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,234 Oh, not that I mean it in a disagreeable way. You understand? 425 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,320 I understand. 426 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,530 Your business is your business. 427 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,616 No, thank you. 428 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,244 Of course, some people wouldn't care for that kind of business 429 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:08,208 but somebody has to do the dirty work. 430 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,960 It's just too bad it had to be somebody as nice as you. 431 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,091 How long have you been swiping things? 432 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,718 Always. 433 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,845 Did you ever get caught before? Mmm-hmm. 434 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,348 Did you take things you didn't need? 435 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,350 Sure. 436 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,352 In the presence of beautiful things, did you have the sudden irresistible urge 437 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,979 to take them in your hands and hurry away with them? 438 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,356 You mean was I hypnotized? 439 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,942 No, no, I mean maybe you're a kleptomaniac. 440 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,945 Oh, no. No, they tried that though. 441 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,113 No. You see, to be a kleptomaniac, 442 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,657 you can't sell any of the stuff afterwards 443 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,117 or you lose your amateur standing. 444 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,702 You know, I can't understand it. 445 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,621 First you think it's heredity, 446 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,123 and then you get some guy with seven generations of clergymen behind him. 447 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,960 Mmm. I don't think you ever could understand 448 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,711 because your mind is different. 449 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,797 Right or wrong is the same for everybody, you see, 450 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,883 but the rights and the wrongs aren't the same. 451 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,220 Like in China, they eat dogs. 452 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,304 That's a lot of piffle. 453 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,389 They do eat dogs. 454 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,890 No, no, I mean your theory. 455 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,642 Oh. 456 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,687 Well, uh, try it like this. 457 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,898 Supposing you were starving to death, 458 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,526 and you didn't have any food, and you didn't have any money, 459 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,028 and you didn't have any place to get anything 460 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,656 and there were some loaves of bread out in front of a market. 461 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,242 Now, remember, you're starving to death 462 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,828 and the man's back was turned. 463 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,246 Would you swipe one? 464 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:30,623 You bet I would. 465 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,917 That's because you're honest. 466 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,711 You see, I'd have a six course dinner 467 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:35,837 at the table d'hote across the street 468 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,505 and then say I'd forgotten my purse. 469 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,631 Get the difference? 470 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,842 Yeah. 471 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,218 Your way's smarter. 472 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:44,971 That's it. 473 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:46,973 We're smart. 474 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,687 Hello, Jack. How are you? 475 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,439 Oh! Good evening. 476 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,149 I want you to meet my wife. 477 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,359 My dear, this is John Sargent. 478 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,361 Oh, how do you do? How do you do? 479 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,155 This is Miss... 480 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,157 I'm so sorry. I didn't catch the name. 481 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,492 Well, I'm so sorry, Jack. We must hurry. Yes. 482 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:07,869 I'm sorry, dear. 483 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,831 I hadn't thought of that. 484 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,291 Gee, you're sweet. 485 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,085 You never think of anything wrong, do you? 486 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:21,090 Well, let's have a nightcap and then I've got to get going. 487 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,509 A couple of B and B's, 488 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,011 and will you have the band play My Indiana Home? 489 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:28,056 Yes, sir. 490 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,601 Here's that turkey dinner I owe you and a room and a couple of breakfasts. 491 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:34,270 Thanks! Thanks a lot. 492 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,692 You wouldn't want to dance with me again, would you? 493 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,320 Isn't that asking for trouble? Oh... 494 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,906 I mean, I might step on your feet again. 495 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,532 Oh, a couple of more crunches 496 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,701 aren't going to hurt them at this stage. 497 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,349 Why did you have them play this piece? 498 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:12,683 Because that's where I'm going. 499 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,435 No. Are you a Hoosier? 500 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,104 Sure. Wabash, Indiana. 501 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,897 That is, a farm just outside of Wabash. 502 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,150 Wabash, Indiana! No wonder I liked you. 503 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,360 I'm from Eltonville. 504 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:23,778 No! Uh-huh. 505 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,196 Why, that's only about 50 miles outside of Wabash. 506 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,448 Yes, sir. Well, I'll be darned! 507 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,077 (LAUGHS) To think we had to come here and meet like this. 508 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:40,211 ♪ I have always been a wanderer 509 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:46,634 ♪ Over land and sea 510 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,387 Yes, I go home every Christmas. 511 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:50,680 You do? Hmm. 512 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:51,764 My mother still runs the farm. 513 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,433 She does all right, too. 514 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,977 Raises Partridge Wyandottes and Poland Chinas, and... 515 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,187 Oh, we never had anything that swell. 516 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,190 We didn't either till just lately. 517 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,609 How long since you've been home? 518 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,319 Never. 519 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,447 Why? 520 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,658 I ran away. 521 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,495 Well, I don't know what the circumstances were, of course, but... 522 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,955 Not so hot. 523 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,834 Well, time takes care of those things. 524 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,128 Folks write to you? 525 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,589 I had a letter from my mother when my father died. 526 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,674 Your mother's alive, huh? 527 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,801 I hope so. 528 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,598 ♪ The gleaming candlelight 529 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:37,435 ♪ Still shining bright 530 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:42,064 ♪ Through the sycamores for me 531 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,609 ♪ Just for me 532 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:52,450 ♪ The new mown hay sends all its fragrance 533 00:24:52,742 --> 00:25:00,416 ♪ From the fields I used to roam 534 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:04,712 ♪ When I dream about the moonlight 535 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,882 ♪ On the Wabash 536 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:14,263 ♪ And I long for my Indiana home ♪ 537 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,599 Say, how would you like to go home for Christmas? 538 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:17,850 I could drop you off on the way 539 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,019 and pick you up on the way back. 540 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,524 (VOICE TREMBLES) Oh, gee. 541 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,869 (TIRES SCREECHING) 542 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,916 JOHN: Oh, they were working here last year when I came through. 543 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,376 (CHUCKLES) 544 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,921 It says to the right. 545 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,048 There it is over that way! 546 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,574 "Blairs Mills." 547 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:16,909 Blairs Mills. 548 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,786 Blairs Mills? Uh-huh. 549 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,000 (BOTH MUMBLING) 550 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,043 Blairsville. No, that's not it. 551 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:27,545 Oh, here it is, C-5. 552 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:30,923 Oh, Blairs Mills. Here it is. It's in Pennsylvania. 553 00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:32,592 Are we supposed to go through there? 554 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:36,012 Well, it's very close to where we were supposed to go through. 555 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,096 That's what I was afraid of. 556 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,180 We better bear north a little. 557 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,976 About half as far as my thumbnail. 558 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,937 Let me know when we've gone that far, huh? 559 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,814 Where is north? Up this way. 560 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,358 No, no, I mean from where we are. 561 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:50,818 That way. 562 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,361 Why? 563 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,823 Well, we've been going that way, so naturally, it's... 564 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,783 That way. Are you sure? 565 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:00,578 No. 566 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,837 (TIRES SCREECHING) 567 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:19,347 (LAUGHS) Looks a little steep. What do you think? 568 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:20,598 Uh... 569 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,770 That way! 570 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:45,790 Which way do you wanna try now? 571 00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,125 One looks as bad as the other. 572 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,880 Maybe we'd better just give the whole thing up, huh? 573 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,558 Look out! There's an elephant! 574 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,268 What the... 575 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,062 LEE: Why, it's a threshing machine. 576 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,772 I haven't seen one for years. 577 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:11,816 We're not getting very far, are we? 578 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,652 Well, we're holding our own. 579 00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,320 (YAWNING) Oh, excuse me. 580 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,364 Hey, maybe we better take a snooze and then try it again, huh? 581 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,367 Oh, yes. I think that would be a lovely idea. 582 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:35,631 I could eat the hind leg off a cow. 583 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,550 I could eat the horns. 584 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:39,844 Rufus! Huh? 585 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:44,265 He's not very bright but he can cook. 586 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:45,808 Oh. 587 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:48,269 Oh, boy! 588 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,481 (GASPS) Mmm-mmm. 589 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:56,110 Now, is this better than jail or isn't it? 590 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,446 I'd almost forgotten I was going to be in jail. 591 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,573 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 592 00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,908 The whole purpose of the trip was to forget it. 593 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,368 Thank you. 594 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:18,048 Mmm, chicken, coleslaw, dill pickle, ham, Swiss cheese, 595 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,592 and something else I can't identify. 596 00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:22,511 (CHUCKLES) That's the wax paper. 597 00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,430 Hmm! Not bad, either. 598 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,142 I hope my mother will be glad to see me. 599 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,728 Of course she'll be glad to see you. 600 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,608 Yeah, I guess she will, all right. 601 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,154 (COWS LOWING) 602 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,836 (MOOING) 603 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,427 Oh! What's the matter? 604 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,721 Oh, look! Look who's here. 605 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:09,350 Oh! Well, good morning, Bossy. 606 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:11,519 Hey, we're surrounded. 607 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,103 Where are we? 608 00:30:15,064 --> 00:30:17,191 Say, how would you like some nice milk for breakfast? 609 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,484 Would you still know how? 610 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,444 Would I? 611 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,614 When I took up the law, Indiana lost its finest milker in seven counties. 612 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:24,740 You just watch me. 613 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:26,033 Well, what are you going to put it in? 614 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,201 Oh. 615 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,704 Say, this thing is... 616 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,957 There doesn't seem to be much choice. 617 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,458 Oh, I can hold it. 618 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:35,793 Oh, thanks. 619 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:38,546 Now, Bossy, you stay there till I get around. 620 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,673 Yeah. That's pretty cute. 621 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,718 Yeah, you stay there, breakfast. 622 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,178 (MOOING) 623 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:52,893 Say, what can I use for a stool? 624 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,353 I always used to have a stool. Oh. 625 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:55,938 Oh, here. I'll tell you. 626 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,064 You hold this and I can go and sit on the running board. 627 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,566 All right. Get her tail around. 628 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,901 Nice, Bossy. Come on, Boss. Over, Boss. Over, Boss. 629 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,361 Does she like to have her ears tickled? 630 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,196 Yeah, I think so. Okay. 631 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:05,281 Here, give me the bottle. 632 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:06,407 Don't you want me to hold it? 633 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,449 No, no, I'll hold it between my knees. 634 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:08,659 That's the way I used to do it. 635 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:10,870 Get her around a little more, huh? I'll try. 636 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,247 Come on over, Boss. Come on. Come on. 637 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,540 (BOTH GRUNTING) 638 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:20,880 She doesn't seem to wanna go! 639 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,382 Maybe I can do it without sitting. 640 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,136 Now, come on, Boss. All we want is about a pint. 641 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:28,429 How's it coming? Oh, fine... 642 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,556 (SPITS) What did you say? 643 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:34,393 I said, she wants to be coaxed. Whoa, hold still, Boss. 644 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,105 Oh, there, that's fine. 645 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,732 (SPITS) Ugh! 646 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:41,483 What did you say? 647 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,652 Are you getting any milk? 648 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,696 Yes, it's coming fine. 649 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:48,115 Hey, don't let her move. Push her back. 650 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,784 (GRUNTING) I'm pushing as hard as I can. 651 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,454 Oh, no, don't. Pull her back that way. 652 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,624 Is that far enough? 653 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,584 Yes, that's far enough! 654 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,547 Oh, you spilled the breakfast. 655 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,136 What did you do that for? Now we'll have to start all over again. 656 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,971 You pushed her around. Well... 657 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,349 (LAUGHING) Hey, look at your hat! What's the matter? 658 00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,851 Oh! Oh, that's not funny. 659 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,729 That's the only hat I've got that matches this dress. 660 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:20,981 Good morning. 661 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,568 What are you doing on my property? 662 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:25,819 Oh, we didn't know this was your property. 663 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,112 You see, we got on a detour, and... 664 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,697 It's posted clear enough, ain't it? 665 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,992 There's a sign every 100 feet. Can't you read? 666 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,243 Well, you see, we happen to have got here 667 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:34,495 in the middle of the night. 668 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:35,955 Yes, I noticed you busted down my fence. 669 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,164 Oh, I'll be glad to pay for it. 670 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,874 You'll pay for it, all right. 671 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,795 (SCOFFS) You New Yorkers think you can trespass on people's property, 672 00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:44,254 break down their fences, 673 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:45,506 fool around with their cattle, 674 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:47,549 spend the night in their fields 675 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:49,176 with I don't know what kind of a... 676 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,844 Say, listen, you filthy-minded... Listen, you fresh hick... 677 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,388 Save your language for the judge! 678 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,681 Who's going to arrest us? 679 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:55,140 You're under arrest now. 680 00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,934 Well, where's your warrant or your badge of office? 681 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,477 Don't get cute! 682 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:01,855 I'm a citizen of the United States, and you're under arrest. 683 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,817 And if you think you ain't, just try to get away. 684 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,527 Can he do that? 685 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,529 Unfortunately, he can. 686 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,364 What'll we do, walk? We'll ride. 687 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:11,573 Open that rumble seat. 688 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,325 Open it yourself. 689 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,629 May I have your handkerchief, please? 690 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,464 Thank you. 691 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:28,716 Right here. 692 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:29,967 Don't give your right name. 693 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:31,427 That's a good idea. Don't give yours, either. 694 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:33,178 I never do. 695 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,014 Did I get them cakes all right this morning? 696 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:36,223 Fine. 697 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,149 Looks like business, Clyde. 698 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:46,734 Huh? 699 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:49,403 Well, I declare if that ain't a shotgun wedding... 700 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:53,365 No, that's Hank. He's probably got a couple of trespassers. 701 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:56,118 With that new detour, he gets 'em all the time. (DOORBELL RINGING) 702 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:59,955 Well, it's a pity he couldn't wait till a body's had his breakfast. 703 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,917 I want to see the Justice of the Peace. 704 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,419 Go on! 705 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,421 Kinda early, ain't you? 706 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,218 Good morning, Your Honor. 707 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:14,636 There seems to have been a little misunderstanding here all around. 708 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:17,431 This gentleman here found my car in his field 709 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,141 and naturally he came to the conclusion that... 710 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:20,809 What's the charge, Hank? 711 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:22,644 Trespassing on posted property, 712 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:25,064 wanton destruction of a fence, and petty larceny. 713 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,690 Oh, that's not... What'd they steal? 714 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:28,776 They was milking one of my cows when I caught 'em. 715 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,736 Oh, in a little thermos bottle that big! 716 00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:33,614 Nobody asked you anything, young woman. 717 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,032 When it comes your turn, 718 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,159 you can talk all you like. 719 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,456 What's your name? 720 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:43,582 Mary Smith. 721 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,796 Mary Smith. 722 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:50,923 Where do you live? 723 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:52,633 Roaring Falls, Ohio. 724 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:55,010 JUDGE: Roaring Falls, Ohio. 725 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:57,554 Occupation? 726 00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:58,680 Bubble dancer. 727 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,140 Huh? 728 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,184 Bubble dancer, you know. 729 00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:05,562 Whatever that is! 730 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,314 (CLEARING THROAT) 731 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:11,401 Bubble dancer. 732 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:15,405 All right. What's your name? 733 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,282 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. 734 00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:19,076 New York, New York. 735 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:24,873 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. 736 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,126 New York. 737 00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:28,961 Occupation? 738 00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:30,587 Steamfitter. 739 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:35,509 Steamfitter. 740 00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:39,888 All right. Do you plead guilty or not guilty? 741 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,223 May it please Your Honor, 742 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:43,100 I am somewhat familiar with legal procedure, 743 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:44,810 having at one time contemplated the law. 744 00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:46,687 Then you shouldn't have broken the law. 745 00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,021 It was an ignorance of the fact, Your Honor. 746 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,940 Ignorance is no excuse. 747 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,109 I'm aware of that, and I'm also aware of what a plea of "not guilty" means 748 00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:53,902 when made by non-residents of the State. 749 00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:56,113 Ain't even married. 750 00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:57,823 I don't know what you mean by "even married." 751 00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,199 You say "even married" as though married 752 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,450 was the least people could be, 753 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,953 some minor, unimportant arrangement! 754 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:04,621 I appeal to your sense of chivalry, Your Honor. 755 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,123 I take it you're a married man 756 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,375 and that the charming lady who opened the door was your... 757 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:12,880 Spent the night in my field, from out of the state. 758 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,507 My learned opponent here, I mean that thug with the shotgun, 759 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,801 is trying to inject into this case an element of... 760 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,636 Do you plead guilty or not guilty? 761 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,388 To what? It must feel kinda funny to you... 762 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,682 JUDGE: To trespass, destruction of private property, 763 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,100 and petty larceny. 764 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,185 What'll you settle for? 765 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,853 What'll I settle for? 766 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:29,730 Did you ever hear of contempt of court 767 00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,356 while you were studying the law? 768 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,984 I think I'll just remand you to the constable 769 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:35,611 and send you over to the county seat! 770 00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:37,696 Now, wait a minute... Wait, nothing! 771 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:40,115 I was trying to give you a fair trial, 772 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:43,619 but when men drive girls over the state line as you did, 773 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:45,579 the matter's worth investigating. 774 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,124 Also, when they give funny names like Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. 775 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,627 You may think you're dealing with rubes 776 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:54,004 and I'm going to give you the opportunity... 777 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:55,464 (LEE SCREAMING) 778 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:57,216 (DOG BARKING) 779 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:58,383 What is it? 780 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,010 Get something! 781 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,846 Oh, pardon me. What's the matter? 782 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,056 Get some water. The office is on fire. 783 00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:06,558 Water! Water! Water! 784 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,019 It's only a wastebasket. Come on! 785 00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:10,520 Never mind. 786 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,231 There. 787 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,566 How the ding dang that ever caught on fire... 788 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:15,901 We've got it. 789 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,986 Well, where'd they go? Huh? 790 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:20,155 Well, I'll be god-darned! 791 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:21,740 (DOG BARKING) 792 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,493 HANK: Hey! 793 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,078 Hank, you'll break my window. 794 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,080 Don't do it, Hank. Hank, you'll break the window. 795 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:29,539 (BOTH CLAMORING) 796 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,250 There! 797 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,502 (SPLUTTERING) 798 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,420 Are you a loon? There's the fire! 799 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,564 Well, that's that. On the way back, 800 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,483 I suppose we'll have to duck around through Canada. 801 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,319 I guess that would be better. 802 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,947 It must feel kind of funny to you to be a fugitive from justice. 803 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:03,365 Hmm, very funny. 804 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:04,866 You know, all the way across Pennsylvania, 805 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,785 I've been trying to figure out how that fire got started. 806 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:08,662 Nobody was smoking. 807 00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:11,456 I was. 808 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,001 You were? 809 00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:17,713 Did you throw anything in that basket? 810 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,172 Nothing but a match. 811 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,133 A lighted match? 812 00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:23,969 Oh, I guess there must have been some life in it. 813 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,138 Did you throw it in there on purpose? 814 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,641 Well, I wasn't aiming for the spittoon. 815 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,351 I suppose you know that's called arson. 816 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,020 No! 817 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,856 I thought that was when you bit somebody. 818 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,734 "Bit somebody!" 819 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:42,029 Well, it's better than going to jail, isn't it? 820 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,114 I told you my mind worked differently. 821 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:46,700 Do you realize that house is probably in flames a mile high? 822 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,076 I hope it is. Well, so do I. 823 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,828 But what's that got to do with the morals of the case? 824 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,123 What have morals got to do with it? 825 00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:55,667 You've treated me like your sister. 826 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,306 Here we are. Hmm? 827 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:11,892 Oh. 828 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,314 It hasn't changed much. 829 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:18,940 New drugstore. 830 00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,817 Yeah, they creep in overnight. 831 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:23,153 That's where I went to my first dance. 832 00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:24,821 I went to my first dance in a firehouse. 833 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:28,283 Oh, I've been to the firehouse, too. 834 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,035 Do I keep ongoing straight ahead? 835 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:32,371 No, you turn left at the next corner. 836 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:35,499 It's about a mile the other side of the tracks. 837 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:40,962 I'm getting scared. 838 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:42,339 Now, now. 839 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,093 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 840 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,105 Oh, please. Let's wait till... 841 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,273 She might not even live here anymore. 842 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,441 Oh. 843 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:07,280 Now, don't be nervous, for heaven's sake. 844 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:08,365 Will you go in with me? 845 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,867 Sure, I'll go in with you. Come on. 846 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,286 See that tree? Mmm-hmm. 847 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:14,996 I fell out of it when I was 12. 848 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,915 From that branch right there. 849 00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:18,583 I was a terrible tomboy. 850 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,877 If I'd been a man, I would have run away to sea. 851 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:22,045 I landed on my head. 852 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,755 Yeah? That's a better gag than hypnotism. 853 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,173 Why didn't your lawyer use that? 854 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:26,383 (SADLY) I don't know. 855 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,427 You should have had me for your lawyer. 856 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,346 Well, here we are. 857 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,266 Come on now, smile. 858 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:40,397 (KNOCKING) 859 00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:41,690 (DOG BARKING) 860 00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:44,860 Oh, I didn't mean to knock so loud. 861 00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:47,404 Why, that sounds like Mickey. 862 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:49,281 Oh, I don't suppose it is though, he'd be... 863 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:50,615 Shut up! 864 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,409 Somebody's coming. 865 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,163 Gee, you've been sweet. 866 00:40:58,874 --> 00:40:59,875 Yes? 867 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:05,755 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 868 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,300 Doesn't Mrs. Malone live here anymore? 869 00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:10,427 I guess you mean my wife. 870 00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:24,774 Ma! Somebody out there wants to see you. 871 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,328 Merry Christmas, Mama. 872 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,626 Come in. 873 00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:04,606 Um, this is Mr... 874 00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:05,774 Sargent. Sargent. 875 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,025 How do you do? 876 00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:08,401 Sit down. 877 00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,199 You're looking fine, Mama. 878 00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:17,577 What'd you come here for? What do you want? 879 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,704 I don't want anything, Mama. 880 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,207 It was just Christmas, and Mr. Sargent happened to be driving... 881 00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:23,708 You see, I live just outside of Wabash, 882 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,960 and I knew you'd be glad to... 883 00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:26,086 So he brought me with him. 884 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,755 Glad? Why should I be glad? 885 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,174 "Good riddance to bad rubbish," I said the day she left. 886 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:32,884 Oh, please, Mama. Mr. Sargent... 887 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:35,053 Just like her father, she is. 888 00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,973 Always laughing at serious things, she was. 889 00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,558 Never doing what she was told, 890 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,602 till she winds up stealing, as I always said she would. 891 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,939 Stealing my mission money that I put by with the sweat of my brow. 892 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,691 I didn't steal it. 893 00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:51,027 I've told you a thousand times I only borrowed it. 894 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,488 I was going to pay you back out of what I'd earn. 895 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:54,906 But you didn't pay me back, did you? 896 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,157 And you never paid me back, 897 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:57,993 and you never paid anybody else back. 898 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,912 How could I after you called me a thief in front of the whole town? 899 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:03,582 Do you think anybody'd let me work for them after that? 900 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,584 We weren't good enough for her here, 901 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,627 a decent home and a hardworking mother 902 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,379 with a crook for a daughter. 903 00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:12,299 I don't want to rush you, but we've still got 50 miles to go. 904 00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:15,176 Don't you think we'd better be on our way? 905 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:18,305 Thanks. 906 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,936 Goodbye, Mama. 907 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:26,730 It's been very interesting meeting you, Mrs... 908 00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:28,940 The name doesn't concern you. 909 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:30,942 It certainly does not. 910 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,073 (DOOR CLOSING) 911 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:42,871 (SOBBING) Come on, now. 912 00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:45,165 It isn't as bad as that. 913 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,710 I'd forgotten how much that woman hates me, 914 00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:51,046 and how much I hate her. 915 00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:56,092 That's a terrible thing to say, isn't it? 916 00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:59,429 Ever since I was little, 917 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:00,722 she was always so right 918 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,475 and I was always so wrong. 919 00:44:03,767 --> 00:44:06,978 She was always so good and I was always so bad. She... 920 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:12,525 Thank you for getting me out. 921 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:17,072 I'll stay anywhere, only not here, not so close to her! 922 00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:18,281 Hey. 923 00:44:21,368 --> 00:44:24,913 I wish I'd broken my neck when I fell out of that tree. 924 00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:27,332 It's a little late to think about that now, isn't it? 925 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,751 You won't make me stay in Eltonville? No, I won't. 926 00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:31,252 You'll find me a room someplace else? 927 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,587 I will. 928 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:35,924 Oh, any old dump will do. 929 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,886 That's just what you're gonna get. 930 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,012 It's only got one window, 931 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:43,765 and the mattress is stuffed with rocks, 932 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:46,643 and there's a painting of the cross-eyedest old guy you ever saw in your life. 933 00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:48,103 How do you know? 934 00:44:48,395 --> 00:44:50,772 How do I know what? That my grandfather was cross-eyed? 935 00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,484 You mean you're... 936 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,362 You're taking me home with you? 937 00:44:57,654 --> 00:44:58,988 Sure, why not? 938 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:01,866 Oh! 939 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,035 (SOBBING) 940 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,746 Hey! Now what? 941 00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,926 Where do you want that fire laid, Mrs. Sargent? 942 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,302 MRS. SARGENT: Land sakes, Willie! 943 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:23,179 There's only one fireplace on the second floor. 944 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,723 Haven't you laid that fire yet? 945 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:27,517 No. They had me peeling potatoes. 946 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,149 Emmy, I think those cookies are burning! 947 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:36,317 Oh, land sakes! 948 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,455 Lucy Sargent, those cookies are not burning! 949 00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:50,248 I declare it's enough to drive a body crazy 950 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:54,294 the way you carry on when Jack comes home. 951 00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:57,338 I've never burned anything yet, and it's... 952 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:58,715 Oh! 953 00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:11,227 (SIGHS) There. 954 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,606 Should I light the fire now, Mrs. Sargent, or wait till he gets here? 955 00:46:14,898 --> 00:46:16,441 Does the room seem chilly, Willie? 956 00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:18,860 No, it don't seem chilly Willie... 957 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,571 Chilly to me, 958 00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:24,199 but, then the way everybody around this place 959 00:46:24,491 --> 00:46:26,451 has been running me ragged all day long, 960 00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:28,244 I doubt if I'd be chilly even in a... 961 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:29,329 Ice pond. 962 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:30,413 Thank you, ma'am. 963 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:31,831 Now, see here, Willie Sims, 964 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,750 if you don't stop complaining, I declare I'll... 965 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:36,044 Well, I don't know what I'll do. 966 00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,754 Here you are getting a lovely home 967 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:39,672 with nothing but a few cows and chickens to... 968 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:40,757 And pigs. 969 00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,133 Oh, what are a few pigs? 970 00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:43,593 And mules. 971 00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,261 Oh, they don't need any care. 972 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,013 And instead of being grateful... 973 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:48,765 (YAWNING) And the bull. 974 00:46:49,057 --> 00:46:51,726 All right, the bull. But even so... 975 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:53,603 Rabbits. 976 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:54,771 Rabbits. 977 00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:55,897 And ducks. 978 00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:57,524 (CAR HORN HONKING) 979 00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:00,193 And goats. 980 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:05,281 Emmy, he's here! 981 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,367 Willie, go down and open the door, will you? 982 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,744 And don't forget the fire! Willie, bring in his bags. 983 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,329 The fire. 984 00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:12,539 Here, give me the matches and I'll light the fire myself. 985 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:15,083 But you... The matches! The matches! 986 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:17,627 The bags. 987 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,254 Oh, there! 988 00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:20,755 Oh, gosh! Oh... 989 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,090 Hemlock. 990 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:40,483 Here he is! 991 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,151 Emmy, hurry up. Come on! 992 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:44,445 Oh, boy, he's got a new car! 993 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:45,530 He's got a new car! 994 00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:46,698 Oh! 995 00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:52,412 Oh, Jack! Oh, I could hardly wait! 996 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:54,205 Oh, I'm so glad! Hello, Mother. 997 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:56,541 My boy! Oh, my boy! How are you, Mother? 998 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:57,876 Oh. Hello, Aunt Emmy. 999 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,378 John Sargent! Oh! Oh! 1000 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,338 I declare I'm glad you're here. 1001 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,799 If only to keep your mother from taking leave of her senses. 1002 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,593 For the last week, this house has been... 1003 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:07,719 Oh, gosh. 1004 00:48:08,011 --> 00:48:09,637 Hiya, Willie. Girls still chasing you? 1005 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,556 Why are you late? We expected you at 6:00. 1006 00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:12,932 You didn't have an accident, did you? 1007 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,101 Well, no. You see... Who's that? 1008 00:48:17,729 --> 00:48:20,940 Mother, Aunt Emma, Willie, this is Miss Lee Leander 1009 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:23,860 who's come to spend Christmas with us. 1010 00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:25,361 Hello. 1011 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,196 I hope I won't be too much trouble. 1012 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:29,240 Trouble? Why, bless you, child, 1013 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:31,367 it's a joy to have you here. 1014 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,536 You might have sent a telegram, John Sargent. 1015 00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:34,829 Grandpa's room hasn't been cleaned 1016 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,706 since your Aunt Clara was here for canning. 1017 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:38,917 Why, Lucy Sargent, that's not so! 1018 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:40,710 Why, I had Willie in there just last week. 1019 00:48:41,002 --> 00:48:41,794 Oh, gosh! 1020 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:42,921 It's as clean as a whistle. 1021 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,839 Well, I doubt it. Come along, my dear. 1022 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:48,301 You must be freezing, and here we are standing like a couple of old hens. 1023 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:51,054 Oh. Did you forget the cookies in the oven? 1024 00:48:51,346 --> 00:48:52,972 Oh, merciful heavens! 1025 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:55,767 MRS. SARGENT: Be careful, Emmy. 1026 00:48:56,935 --> 00:48:58,353 Come on, dear. 1027 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,361 Oh, boy! 1028 00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:07,612 What? 1029 00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:09,906 Ain't she a peach-a-rino? 1030 00:49:10,198 --> 00:49:11,199 (LAUGHS) 1031 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:13,451 All I can say is hot dog! 1032 00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:14,911 (CHUCKLING) Here, take these. 1033 00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:23,711 You know, I may be wrong, 1034 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,254 but my Aunt Emma is probably the second best cook in the world. 1035 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:27,215 Oh, how you talk, Jack. 1036 00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:30,051 Who's the first best? 1037 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:34,639 There. That room is still far from clean, Lee, but it's passable. 1038 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:36,599 Well, it was pretty passable before. 1039 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,434 Well, it's perfect now. 1040 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:41,187 Oh, why did she make you do that? 1041 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,272 Why, Willie could have done them so easily. 1042 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:45,024 Oh, Willie. Sure, Willie. 1043 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:48,111 I like doing them. I've lived in hotels and... 1044 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:50,405 Uh, places so long, 1045 00:49:50,697 --> 00:49:53,825 I haven't been around a house as much as I'd like to. 1046 00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:55,660 Your folks dead? 1047 00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:57,328 Willie! 1048 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,330 My father's dead. My mother's remarried. 1049 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:02,458 Oh, I always say that's so hard on children. 1050 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:06,879 No matter how nice the new parent is, it just isn't the same. 1051 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,757 I don't see why that should make the slightest difference. 1052 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:10,842 (WHISPERS) Emmy! 1053 00:50:11,134 --> 00:50:12,427 Well, I don't. 1054 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,137 Well, come on, everybody, 1055 00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:16,472 let's all go in the parlor now 1056 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:18,975 and we'll listen to Jack play the piano. 1057 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:20,810 I took $14 worth of piano lessons once, 1058 00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:22,270 and they've never forgotten it. 1059 00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:23,354 I can sing. 1060 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:24,605 Here you are. 1061 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:25,940 Now, don't eat it all. 1062 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,943 We're going to string it for the Christmas tree. 1063 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:35,074 ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi ♪ 1064 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,285 Lee, dear, you sit over here. 1065 00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,495 Oh. And Emmy. 1066 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:41,247 Hmm? You sit over here. 1067 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:44,709 All right. Oh, give me the matches, Willie. 1068 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,419 Until you've heard this, you've heard nothing. 1069 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,212 (LEE CHUCKLES) 1070 00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:51,841 He really plays very well when you consider the size of his hands. 1071 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:53,801 Bring me the popcorn, Willie. 1072 00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:55,720 (WARMING UP ON PIANO) 1073 00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:00,933 Play Swanee River, Jack. 1074 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,352 JOHN: Swanee River? And sing it. 1075 00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:12,737 All ready? 1076 00:51:13,029 --> 00:51:14,989 (CLEARS THROAT) 1077 00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:21,412 ♪ Way down upon the Swanee River 1078 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:25,625 ♪ Far, far away 1079 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:35,551 ♪ There's where my heart is turning ever 1080 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:41,057 ♪ There's where the old folks stay 1081 00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:42,517 (MOUTHING) 1082 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,229 Cute, too, huh? 1083 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:53,111 ♪ All up and down the whole creation 1084 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:57,323 ♪ Sadly I roam 1085 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:07,416 ♪ Still longing for the old creation 1086 00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:15,967 ♪ And for the old folks at home ♪ 1087 00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:21,389 (LAUGHS) That's that. 1088 00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:23,015 Oh, play one more piece now, Jack! 1089 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,100 Oh, get out of there! 1090 00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:25,434 No, sir, not till next year. 1091 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,103 Oh, please do just one more. 1092 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:28,729 Now, come on. I don't know anymore. 1093 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:30,982 Oh, yes, you know the Christmas carol that I like so much. 1094 00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:32,441 JOHN: Mother, we've got a guest. 1095 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,944 Well, she'd like to hear it, too. Wouldn't you, Lee? 1096 00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:37,697 I can play a piece. I used to play in the ten-cent store. 1097 00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:38,823 Oh, that'd be nice. 1098 00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:40,825 I can sing The End of a Perfect Day. 1099 00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:41,993 Willie! 1100 00:52:42,285 --> 00:52:43,077 Well, I can. 1101 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:44,453 Well, so can everybody else. 1102 00:52:44,745 --> 00:52:46,581 Come on, Willie, sing it! 1103 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:48,708 All right. 1104 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,085 (PLAYING PIANO) 1105 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:57,258 ♪ When you come 1106 00:52:57,550 --> 00:53:04,640 ♪ To the end of a perfect day 1107 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:11,731 ♪ And you sit alone with your thought 1108 00:53:14,734 --> 00:53:19,322 ♪ While the chimes ring out 1109 00:53:19,614 --> 00:53:24,577 ♪ With a carol gay 1110 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,205 ♪ For the joy 1111 00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:31,876 ♪ That the day has brought 1112 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,715 ♪ Do you think 1113 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:45,348 ALL: ♪ What the end of a perfect day 1114 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:52,438 ♪ Can mean to a tired heart? 1115 00:53:55,566 --> 00:54:00,988 ♪ When the sun goes down 1116 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:06,369 ♪ With a flaming ray 1117 00:54:06,661 --> 00:54:11,040 ♪ And the dear friends 1118 00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:15,878 ♪ Have to part ♪ 1119 00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:32,395 Land sakes, child! You want to catch pneumonia? 1120 00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:33,562 Hmm? 1121 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,900 There! 1122 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:41,737 And I think you'd better have a hot water bottle, too. 1123 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:43,406 You look a little peaked. 1124 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:45,574 Oh, I'm as strong as a horse. 1125 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:48,786 Well, many a horse has frizz in this weather. 1126 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,783 JOHN: Mother? Yes, dear. 1127 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:29,452 I don't know whether I should tell you this or not, 1128 00:55:29,744 --> 00:55:30,828 but I don't like to bring somebody under your roof 1129 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,955 without your knowing exactly who she is. 1130 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:35,249 Oh, I think I can guess. 1131 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,460 What? Oh, no, not at all. 1132 00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:38,753 She isn't even a friend of mine. 1133 00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:41,672 Why, I think she's charming. 1134 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:44,508 She reminds me of your father's cousin Winifred, 1135 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,510 who died when her second was born. 1136 00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,846 She was a sweet, lovely thing. 1137 00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,308 I was just telling your Aunt Emmy that I thought that... 1138 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,977 Yes, she is charming, Mother, 1139 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:57,355 but unfortunately she's a crook. 1140 00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:58,439 When we get back to New York, 1141 00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:00,983 I'm going to try to put her in jail. 1142 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:03,819 But in the meantime, she didn't have any place to spend Christmas, so... 1143 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,780 Oh, the poor lamb! 1144 00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:09,909 John, why, you'll do no such thing. 1145 00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:12,620 That girl's as honest as all outdoors. 1146 00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:16,165 Why, I can tell by just looking at her face. 1147 00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:20,378 If she did take anything, I'm sure it was entirely by mistake. 1148 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:27,134 She's probably a hypochondriac. 1149 00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:28,344 (JOHN CHUCKLES) 1150 00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:30,262 She might be, at that. 1151 00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:35,017 She didn't really take anything? 1152 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:37,019 You're just making a bad joke, aren't you? 1153 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:41,440 No, Mother. I'm afraid it's not even her first offense. 1154 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,193 But that doesn't mean that she wasn't unhappy and lonely, 1155 00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:45,403 and a human being like the rest of us. 1156 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,947 Oh, the poor thing! 1157 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,075 She probably didn't get enough love as a child. 1158 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,702 Do you remember how bad... 1159 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:55,204 Well, you weren't really bad, 1160 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:57,415 but do you remember when you took my egg money 1161 00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,375 I was going to buy a new dress with, 1162 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:03,379 and then how hard you worked to pay it back when you did understand? 1163 00:57:03,671 --> 00:57:04,922 (CHUCKLES) 1164 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,466 You made me understand. 1165 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:11,220 No, dear. It was love that made you understand. 1166 00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:18,561 I hope she's going to enjoy her stay here with us. 1167 00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:20,229 We want to make her happy and comfortable... 1168 00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:23,399 Oh. See that? Mmm-hmm. 1169 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,401 It's good leather, too. 1170 00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:29,447 Oh, Jack! 1171 00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:32,950 Why, I haven't even started that bottle you gave me last Christmas! 1172 00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:34,785 Oh, "Hour Of Ecstasy!" 1173 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:36,954 That's the same kind you gave her last Christmas. 1174 00:57:37,246 --> 00:57:39,165 It is? They told me that was the latest! 1175 00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:40,916 Well, I love it! 1176 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,127 Oh, isn't that pretty? 1177 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:45,171 That's the latest too, Aunt Emmy. (WHISTLING) 1178 00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:46,714 Oh! 1179 00:57:47,006 --> 00:57:49,467 Why, Jack Sargent, you ought to be ashamed of yourself! 1180 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:50,843 I never... (ALL LAUGHING) 1181 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:52,595 Willie! Willie, here's something else. 1182 00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:54,597 Oh! Oh, boy! 1183 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,475 Gee, I love Christmas! 1184 00:57:57,766 --> 00:57:58,642 Oh! 1185 00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:01,854 Oh. 1186 00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:03,355 JOHN: That's the latest, Willie. 1187 00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:06,192 No, you've got it on backwards. 1188 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:07,693 Huh? No, no, Willie, this way. 1189 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:08,903 That's right. That way? 1190 00:58:09,195 --> 00:58:11,363 Only you've got to yodel with it. 1191 00:58:12,490 --> 00:58:13,491 (YODELING) 1192 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:14,992 (ALL LAUGH) 1193 00:58:16,368 --> 00:58:17,828 I'll practice up on that later. 1194 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,706 Oh, boy, is it snazzy! Find a mirror. 1195 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:23,918 Get all my stuff together. Oh, dear! 1196 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:28,881 "Jack from Mother," huh? 1197 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,090 Yes. 1198 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,301 JOHN: Something to wear? 1199 00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:34,178 MRS. SARGENT: Oh, you wait and see. 1200 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,515 Oh, a sweater, huh? 1201 00:58:37,806 --> 00:58:39,183 Did you knit it yourself? 1202 00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:40,392 Oh, thanks, Mother. That's swell. 1203 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:42,228 You like the color? Sure. 1204 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,354 MRS. SARGENT: Well, I hope it fits. 1205 00:58:43,646 --> 00:58:45,272 JOHN: Oh, it'll fit. 1206 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,608 "To Jack from Aunt Emma." 1207 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:48,984 EMMA: Mmm-hmm. 1208 00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:53,155 Can't wait to see it. 1209 00:58:58,369 --> 00:58:59,620 Well, socks, huh? 1210 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:01,664 Not so fancy, but they'll keep your feet warm. 1211 00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:03,040 JOHN: Do you think they'll fit? 1212 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:04,124 (ALL LAUGH) 1213 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,209 Well, I don't know. 1214 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,002 Thanks, Aunt Emmy. 1215 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,088 Well, pretty lucky, huh? 1216 00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:11,924 You bet. 1217 00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:15,135 Say, I'm sorry about the present situation. If... 1218 00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:19,181 Uh, there's some other packages over there. See who they're for. 1219 00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:27,898 "To Lee..." 1220 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:31,485 Well, I guess you can always depend on Santa Claus. 1221 00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:32,987 Merry Christmas. 1222 00:59:33,279 --> 00:59:35,406 Oh, no, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble. 1223 00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:37,783 Come on, open them up right now. 1224 00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:49,253 Oh. 1225 00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:52,590 Oh, thank you. It's so pretty. 1226 00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:54,550 Oh, it's really nothing at all. 1227 00:59:54,842 --> 00:59:56,802 Just made from some scraps and things 1228 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:59,054 that I've accumulated through the years. 1229 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:01,307 Well, it's lovely. Oh! 1230 01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,058 Aunt Emma? Mmm-hmm. 1231 01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:14,111 (CHUCKLING) Oh! 1232 01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:17,364 Not so fancy, but they're grand on a cold night, 1233 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:18,532 for a spinster lady! 1234 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:20,326 (ALL LAUGHING) 1235 01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:22,661 Oh, it's awfully sweet of you! 1236 01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:27,374 Who's that from, Willie? LEE: No. 1237 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,960 Oh, why, you dunce! 1238 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,212 Can't you remember anything? 1239 01:00:38,052 --> 01:00:38,969 LEE: Oh! 1240 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:44,016 Oh, Hour Of Ecstasy! 1241 01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:46,769 Yeah, that's the latest. 1242 01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:49,438 (WHISPERING) That's the one I gave you, right? 1243 01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:50,814 (LEE MOANING) 1244 01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:52,775 Oh, thank you! 1245 01:00:57,363 --> 01:00:59,782 You're all much too kind. 1246 01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:01,742 I've never met anyone so thoughtful and so... 1247 01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:03,577 Oh, why, my dear, it's nothing at all. 1248 01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:05,454 Why, we just love doing it. We're happy to have you here, 1249 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:08,165 and we're so anxious for you to enjoy your stay. 1250 01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,501 There really isn't very much for you to do, 1251 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:13,420 so you'll just have to make the best of it. 1252 01:01:13,712 --> 01:01:15,047 Tonight, a few friends are coming in, 1253 01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:16,674 we're going to bob for apples, 1254 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:19,009 and then tomorrow the young people 1255 01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:20,761 are going to have a treasure hunt in the snow, 1256 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,471 and the next day we have a taffy pull. 1257 01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:24,139 And will that gum up the house. 1258 01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:25,432 Oh, gosh! Shh! 1259 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,309 It won't amount to a row of pins. 1260 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,311 And the day after that we have the rummage sale 1261 01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:31,313 and the charity buffet at the church. 1262 01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:34,316 A pretty girl like you ought to be a big help. 1263 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:37,986 Why, the men are so tight, we almost have to pick their pock... 1264 01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:44,034 Well, I'll do my best. 1265 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,831 My specialty's shortchanging 'em! 1266 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:50,416 (CHUCKLING) MRS. SARGENT: Emmy! 1267 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,544 And then we rest up for a day, 1268 01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:56,088 and the day after that is New Year's Eve. 1269 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:58,298 This year we're going to have an old-fashioned barn dance 1270 01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,259 like the hicks we're supposed to be. 1271 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:02,136 And that's all there is. 1272 01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:03,846 Farmers' wives don't die of boredom anymore, they die of heart failure. 1273 01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:05,931 (ALL LAUGHING) 1274 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:07,391 Do you suppose they're popped? 1275 01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:09,893 EMMA: I'm positive they've popped. 1276 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,564 Gee, I wish I could be that sure. 1277 01:02:13,856 --> 01:02:15,065 You will be when I've told you the secret. 1278 01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:17,192 But you must never let it out of the family. 1279 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:18,277 You see... 1280 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:19,820 (WHISPERING) 1281 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:23,240 No, are you sure? Yes. 1282 01:02:23,532 --> 01:02:25,033 Look for yourself. 1283 01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:29,872 Oh! 1284 01:02:30,998 --> 01:02:32,082 Good morning. 1285 01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:33,917 Good morning. How's about some breakfast? 1286 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:35,294 Holy smoke, popovers! 1287 01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:37,671 And she made them entirely by herself. 1288 01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:39,882 She did? Well, bring 'em in. 1289 01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:44,678 What did you tell him that for? 1290 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,096 Oh, don't you know the shortcut 1291 01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:47,931 to a man's heart's through his gizzard? 1292 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:50,559 Here, take 'em in while they're hot. 1293 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,397 There you are. 1294 01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,608 Uh... Go on, hurry up! 1295 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:04,448 Say, I didn't know you could cook. 1296 01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:06,283 Oh, I didn't make these. She just said I did. 1297 01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:08,452 Oh. Why'd she say that? 1298 01:03:08,744 --> 01:03:11,246 Because she's taught me how. But I... 1299 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,582 Well, I guess she thought if you thought I knew how, 1300 01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:15,501 why, that would make everything go faster. 1301 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,419 Make what go faster? 1302 01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,338 You see, she thinks you brought me out here 1303 01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:20,964 because you're in love with me. 1304 01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:22,633 Oh! (LAUGHING) 1305 01:03:25,928 --> 01:03:28,555 Funny, isn't it? Hmm. Yeah. 1306 01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:30,974 Well, if you think I couldn't make a popover as good as that, 1307 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,518 you're nuts! 1308 01:03:35,938 --> 01:03:36,855 Hmm. 1309 01:03:41,527 --> 01:03:43,278 Oh, Judge, won't you buy something at my table? 1310 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,613 I'll be back in just a minute. Oh, please. 1311 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:45,739 Now, just a minute, I'll be back. 1312 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:47,157 Judge, you just must buy this tablecloth. 1313 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:48,534 Yes, yes, I'll be back in just a minute. 1314 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:50,953 Just a minute. I'll be back. 1315 01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:52,704 Judge, how about a nice picture frame? 1316 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:54,498 I'm looking for my hat, a silk hat. 1317 01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:56,625 My wife sent it down here. 1318 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:01,755 (GASPS) 1319 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,550 Richest, tightest man in town. Come on, Emmy. 1320 01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:09,054 Judge. Yes? 1321 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,723 Aunt Emma, mark down one armadillo basket, the $7 size. 1322 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,058 All right. Now, just a minute! 1323 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,434 That's all right. I'll tell you what you do. 1324 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:15,727 My dear miss. We'll let you have it for $6 1325 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,229 and you can kiss Aunt Emma in the bargain. 1326 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,565 "Kiss Aunt Emma"? Why, this is outrageous! 1327 01:04:19,857 --> 01:04:20,899 $3 change. Why, I... 1328 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,609 Oh, you'll love it, you'll love it. 1329 01:04:22,901 --> 01:04:23,694 $3 change. 1330 01:04:23,986 --> 01:04:26,238 Why, miss, I protest against... 1331 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,906 This is outrageous! 1332 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:29,867 Take it easy, Judge. It'll be all right. Thank you very much. 1333 01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:32,578 Now, really, Mrs. Sargent, I think that this joke has gone... John Sargent! 1334 01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:34,162 Nobody's trying to force you to buy anything, Judge. 1335 01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:35,706 We just have to keep the aisles clear. 1336 01:04:35,998 --> 01:04:38,584 But, John, I protest against it! Now, John, I protest! 1337 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:42,045 Wearing pants to a dance! Huh! 1338 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,381 She'll never land him that way. 1339 01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:51,513 Women belong in skirts! 1340 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:52,973 It's the mystery that gets 'em. 1341 01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:56,184 Oh, I just thought these would be easier to wear. 1342 01:05:00,314 --> 01:05:01,940 How big are you around the waist? 1343 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,443 Oh, I don't know, 25, 26, I guess. 1344 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:09,281 Huh! When I was young, we thought 19 was big. 1345 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,159 How could anybody be 19? 1346 01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:18,332 Well, it takes a little pulling, but it can be done! 1347 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,084 Now, let out your breath. 1348 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,169 (EXHALING) 1349 01:05:22,461 --> 01:05:24,254 More! Come on! 1350 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:29,718 Now, one, two, three! 1351 01:05:32,012 --> 01:05:35,432 Now, how does that feel? 1352 01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:39,144 (CHUCKLING) Oh, you'll get used to it. 1353 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,938 The rest of us did. 1354 01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:43,065 Oh, fiddlesticks! 1355 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,946 Now, tie that around your waist. 1356 01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:58,497 I never did have as much front 1357 01:05:58,789 --> 01:06:00,791 as we were supposed to have in my day. 1358 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,417 Oh! 1359 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,670 You didn't really wear all these things, did you? 1360 01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,756 Of course, we did. This is just the beginning. 1361 01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:10,842 Now, here's the corset cover. 1362 01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:14,972 Fasten it up. 1363 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,098 Oh! 1364 01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:26,775 There you go. 1365 01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:32,364 (GROANING) 1366 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,883 LEE: Oh, it's beautiful! 1367 01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:00,976 Was that your wedding dress? 1368 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:07,274 I twiddled around with the idea one summer. 1369 01:07:07,566 --> 01:07:09,609 I was all right again by fall. 1370 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:12,362 Thank you, dear. 1371 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:14,656 Lee! Aunt Emma! 1372 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:17,409 EMMA: Coming! Coming! 1373 01:07:18,118 --> 01:07:19,453 Land of the living! 1374 01:07:19,745 --> 01:07:22,456 The dance is not going to run away before we get there! 1375 01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:25,125 JOHN: Well, I just didn't want Lee to miss the... 1376 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:26,251 Oh! 1377 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,384 Gosh! 1378 01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:41,016 (LIVELY BAND MUSIC PLAYING) 1379 01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,143 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1380 01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:39,658 She's beautiful, isn't she? 1381 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:41,576 Yes. 1382 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,037 They'd have awful cute babies. 1383 01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:46,206 Why, Emmy, Jack isn't in love. 1384 01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:47,874 Where did you get such an idea? 1385 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:48,959 Fiddlesticks! 1386 01:08:49,251 --> 01:08:50,502 Well, I tell you they're not. 1387 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:54,005 I'm not going to tell you why or anything, but they... 1388 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,383 Well, they just can't be, that's all. 1389 01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:58,426 Emmy, you don't know about these things and if I were you... 1390 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:01,596 Lucy Sargent, if you're referring to the fact that I never married, 1391 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:05,976 I'd like to point out that you don't have to be a horse to judge a horse show. 1392 01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:07,769 If ever I saw two people that were... 1393 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:08,937 Shh! 1394 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,568 Almost over. 1395 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,820 Gone quickly, hasn't it? 1396 01:09:17,112 --> 01:09:18,280 So quickly! 1397 01:09:19,447 --> 01:09:21,825 If that isn't as plain as Pikes Peak. 1398 01:09:22,117 --> 01:09:23,618 Oh, fiddlesticks! 1399 01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:27,497 You've all been so sweet. 1400 01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:32,169 No matter what happens after we get back, it won't matter so much. 1401 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,962 I'll have some wonderful memories. 1402 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:35,046 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 1403 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,965 Ladies and gentlemen! 1404 01:09:38,967 --> 01:09:45,015 I now have the honor to wish you a happy New Year! 1405 01:09:45,307 --> 01:09:47,809 (ALL CHEERING) 1406 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:51,980 ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot 1407 01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:56,484 ♪ And never brought to mind? 1408 01:09:56,776 --> 01:10:01,239 ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot 1409 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:05,118 ♪ And auld lang syne? ♪ 1410 01:10:05,744 --> 01:10:06,661 (CHEERING) 1411 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,017 (INAUDIBLE) 1412 01:10:44,032 --> 01:10:46,201 Good night, children. Sweet dreams. 1413 01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,203 I'll have your breakfast at 7:15. 1414 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:52,540 What do you want? Flannel cakes or fried mush? 1415 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:54,417 Oh, I think we'd ride better on the mush. 1416 01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:55,835 All right. 1417 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:57,504 Happy New Year. 1418 01:10:57,796 --> 01:10:59,047 Good night, Emmy. Good night, Lee. 1419 01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:00,131 Good night, Aunt Emmy. 1420 01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:02,717 Good night, dear. Get a good rest. 1421 01:11:03,343 --> 01:11:04,427 Good night. 1422 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,846 Thank you. Thank you for everything. 1423 01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:10,100 Good night, Jack. 1424 01:11:10,392 --> 01:11:11,851 Good night, Lee. 1425 01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:16,356 Good night, son. 1426 01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:18,108 Good night, Mother. 1427 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,944 The best of everything to you this New Year. 1428 01:11:21,236 --> 01:11:22,862 Thanks, Mom. Good night. 1429 01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:24,656 Good night, dear. 1430 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:45,844 You sleepy? 1431 01:11:46,136 --> 01:11:47,470 Not very. 1432 01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:50,015 You want to come in my room and have a cigarette? 1433 01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:51,641 It'd be nice by the fire. 1434 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:53,643 Well, uh... 1435 01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:57,564 I'll be in in a minute. 1436 01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:24,299 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1437 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:26,801 Come in. 1438 01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:30,513 I'm sorry to disturb you, dear, 1439 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:33,266 but I know how rushed you're going to be tomorrow morning. 1440 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:34,976 Oh, you're not disturbing me. 1441 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:36,436 Thank you. 1442 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:41,232 First, I want to tell you how glad we are 1443 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,568 to have had you here with us, 1444 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,529 and how much I hope you've enjoyed your stay with us. 1445 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:48,865 You'll never know how much. 1446 01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:51,785 And then I want to tell you 1447 01:12:52,077 --> 01:12:55,121 how sorry I am that you're in trouble, 1448 01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:58,500 and how much I hope everything'll come out all right. 1449 01:13:03,213 --> 01:13:05,507 I didn't know you knew about that. 1450 01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:11,846 You poor child, 1451 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,186 I never would have mentioned it to you now, only... 1452 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:20,021 Well... 1453 01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:24,776 Did Jack ever tell you anything about his childhood? 1454 01:13:27,612 --> 01:13:28,738 No. Why? 1455 01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:32,826 We were very poor after my husband died. 1456 01:13:33,118 --> 01:13:35,995 In fact, we had nothing. 1457 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,999 Jack had to do chores before school and chores after school. 1458 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:42,502 And when he was in high school, 1459 01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:44,963 he drove a delivery truck afternoons 1460 01:13:45,255 --> 01:13:47,132 to earn a little money. 1461 01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:51,636 Then after chores he studied evenings to try to get into college. 1462 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:53,805 He worked his way through college 1463 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:57,392 and he worked his way through law school. 1464 01:13:57,684 --> 01:14:01,855 Oh, I'm not trying to say that there's anything unusual in that. 1465 01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:05,733 Thousands of boys are doing the same thing this minute. 1466 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:07,569 But I am trying to tell you 1467 01:14:07,861 --> 01:14:10,572 how hard he worked to get where he is today. 1468 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:13,741 How very, very hard. 1469 01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:20,457 And I don't think that we should allow anything to spoil it for him now. 1470 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:33,511 I don't see why anything should spoil it for him, do you? 1471 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,263 He's in love with you. 1472 01:14:35,555 --> 01:14:37,807 Oh, he isn't in love with me. 1473 01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:41,519 He's never had any more interest in me 1474 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,314 than some panhandler you buy a meal for. 1475 01:14:44,606 --> 01:14:45,398 Are you sure? 1476 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,733 Of course, I'm sure. 1477 01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:55,116 But he kissed you tonight. 1478 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:58,661 Well, I... 1479 01:14:59,871 --> 01:15:01,498 I'm not exactly ugly. 1480 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:05,752 Oh, he may have a little fever for me, 1481 01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:09,214 but it isn't going any further 1482 01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:11,883 and it hasn't been any place, either. 1483 01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:13,968 He's no fool. 1484 01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:16,763 And even if he was, 1485 01:15:18,765 --> 01:15:20,808 I wouldn't hurt him or you, 1486 01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,645 Aunt Emmy, 1487 01:15:25,230 --> 01:15:26,564 or even Willie. 1488 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:43,248 Thank you, dear. 1489 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,385 You do love him though, don't you? 1490 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:00,890 I'm afraid so. 1491 01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:19,784 Here's some of the cookies you made. 1492 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:21,327 Don't forget how you made them. 1493 01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:23,413 Goodbye, Mother. Goodbye, Aunt Emmy. 1494 01:16:23,705 --> 01:16:25,331 Goodbye, John. It was awfully nice to see you. 1495 01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:26,624 Goodbye. Goodbye, Willie. 1496 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:27,709 Goodbye, dear. 1497 01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:29,586 Goodbye, Willie. Oh, goodbye. 1498 01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:32,171 Goodbye, and thank you for everything. 1499 01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:34,132 I'll never forget it. 1500 01:16:34,424 --> 01:16:35,633 Oh, you're quite welcome, dear, 1501 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:37,969 and come back whenever you can. 1502 01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:43,224 Now, wrap up and keep good and warm. 1503 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:44,892 Drive carefully, son. 1504 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:47,395 Are you going by way of Scranton or Pittsburgh? 1505 01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:49,063 Through Canada! (LAUGHS) 1506 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,107 Bye. ALL: Goodbye. 1507 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:53,359 Hey, don't forget to write. 1508 01:16:54,152 --> 01:16:56,112 (YODELING) 1509 01:16:58,615 --> 01:17:00,116 Don't you forget to chop some wood. 1510 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,076 Now Christmas is over. 1511 01:17:02,994 --> 01:17:04,662 Ain't it the truth. 1512 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,344 Have you anything to declare? No. 1513 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:21,638 Oh, I have four Chinese and a barrel of okolehao in the rumble seat, 1514 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:22,764 but that's all. 1515 01:17:24,932 --> 01:17:26,309 And where are you from? United States. 1516 01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:27,644 Where were you born? Indiana. 1517 01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,354 And where are you from? United States. 1518 01:17:29,646 --> 01:17:30,813 Where were you born? Indiana. 1519 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:32,774 And what is your reason for going through Canada? 1520 01:17:33,066 --> 01:17:34,150 I'm a fugitive from justice. 1521 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:36,027 You sound like a fugitive from a nut house. 1522 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:37,570 (LAUGHS) Go ahead, sir. Go ahead. 1523 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:38,696 Thank you. 1524 01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:45,953 You know something? 1525 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:47,288 What? 1526 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:48,665 You're in Canada now. 1527 01:17:48,956 --> 01:17:50,333 What about it? 1528 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:54,170 If you didn't want to go back tomorrow, I couldn't make you. 1529 01:17:56,964 --> 01:17:58,341 Did you hear what I said? 1530 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,426 I heard you. 1531 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:07,934 Why didn't you come in for that cigarette last night? 1532 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:10,478 Oh, I didn't feel like smoking. 1533 01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:13,856 (SIGHS) 1534 01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:23,533 I hope you don't bust out laughing when you look at me in court. 1535 01:18:23,825 --> 01:18:25,952 I won't feel much like laughing. 1536 01:18:27,662 --> 01:18:29,539 You know, it's funny that of all the people in the courtroom, 1537 01:18:29,831 --> 01:18:32,417 you were the only one that seemed to have a heart. 1538 01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:33,876 You'd think you'd be the last one. 1539 01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:36,087 Don't give me any credit. 1540 01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:37,714 I played a fairly dirty trick on you 1541 01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:39,966 and I felt a little bad about it, that's all. 1542 01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:41,426 How did you play me a dirty trick? 1543 01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:44,053 By having your case put over till after the holidays. 1544 01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:46,180 When I saw the jury was going to acquit you for Christmas. 1545 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:47,765 Why, you dog! 1546 01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:50,727 (SCOFFS) 1547 01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:52,770 That was pretty smart of you all right. 1548 01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:54,397 Part of the business. 1549 01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:56,190 Then when that fat slob got me out 1550 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:57,942 it was because your conscience was bothering you. 1551 01:18:58,693 --> 01:18:59,610 A little. 1552 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,573 And all the time I thought it was my legs. 1553 01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:05,408 I didn't even know you were against me. 1554 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,285 Oh, I knew you were supposed to be trying 1555 01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:09,078 to put me in jail or something. 1556 01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:12,039 But, I don't know, you seemed so gentle. 1557 01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:14,292 That's part of the technique. 1558 01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:16,461 If you don't treat a woman with kid gloves, 1559 01:19:16,753 --> 01:19:18,421 every man on the jury wants to punch you in the nose. 1560 01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:20,214 You have to handle them with kid gloves, too, 1561 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,300 or you get it right in the verdict. 1562 01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:25,470 It's very hard to put a woman in jail, no matter what she's done. 1563 01:19:25,762 --> 01:19:27,597 I'm supposed to be sort of a specialist at it. 1564 01:19:27,889 --> 01:19:29,348 No, you're not. Sure I am. 1565 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,684 You're just trying to make me hate you so you won't feel so bad 1566 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:34,479 when you give me the business, aren't you? 1567 01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:36,355 You are, aren't you? 1568 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:40,568 I mean it. 1569 01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:41,944 I wish you'd stop talking nonsense. 1570 01:19:42,236 --> 01:19:43,446 It isn't nonsense. I'm not a policeman. 1571 01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:45,239 It's none of my business whether you go back or not. 1572 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:46,616 Anyway, I haven't any money. 1573 01:19:46,908 --> 01:19:47,992 You wouldn't have to worry about that. 1574 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,536 Oh, I can just see the fizz on your fat friend 1575 01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:52,413 if he had to shell out that five grand. 1576 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:53,790 You don't have to worry about that, either. 1577 01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,042 I can worry about it if I want to. 1578 01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:58,503 A fine district attorney you are. 1579 01:20:00,671 --> 01:20:02,715 You know I love you, don't you? 1580 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:04,884 Don't say that. 1581 01:20:05,176 --> 01:20:06,761 Why shouldn't I say it? 1582 01:20:07,053 --> 01:20:09,931 Because some chiseling jeweler claims you swiped one of his bracelets? 1583 01:20:10,223 --> 01:20:11,390 I did swipe it. 1584 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:13,184 The jury will tell you whether you took it or not. 1585 01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:15,228 He got it back, didn't he? 1586 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,731 Anyway, what you did yesterday and what you do today are two different things. 1587 01:20:19,023 --> 01:20:21,901 All the state wants you to do is lay off other people's property. 1588 01:20:22,193 --> 01:20:24,904 It doesn't care how that condition is arrived at. 1589 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,450 Once you were with me, you wouldn't pull any of that stuff. 1590 01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:31,035 I might. 1591 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:33,120 And get your ears knocked down. 1592 01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:35,832 Please! 1593 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:37,792 You love me, don't you, Lee? 1594 01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:41,045 No. 1595 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,964 I suppose that's why you've looked at me the way you have 1596 01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:44,298 and danced with me the way you did 1597 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:46,259 and kissed me the way you did. 1598 01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:47,927 Why your hand has always found mine 1599 01:20:48,219 --> 01:20:49,178 and mine has always found yours 1600 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:51,722 whenever they're anywhere near each other. 1601 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,563 Oh, don't be a sucker. 1602 01:20:58,855 --> 01:21:02,358 Naturally you're a good-looking man and I'm only human, 1603 01:21:02,650 --> 01:21:04,986 but everything you said about the state not caring, 1604 01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:08,990 or my staying here, or how I'd be when we were together is the bunk. 1605 01:21:09,282 --> 01:21:11,534 You've got to remember how hard you worked to get where you are, 1606 01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:14,203 and how you drove a truck after school, and did the chores... 1607 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,746 My mother's been talking to you, hasn't she? 1608 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:18,708 Why shouldn't she? She's got something to be proud of. 1609 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,127 And you've got to be proud and think about it, too, 1610 01:21:21,419 --> 01:21:23,838 instead of telling people to jump bail and... 1611 01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:29,760 You know perfectly well that... 1612 01:21:34,682 --> 01:21:36,225 Don't be unfair. 1613 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:38,269 I love you, Lee. 1614 01:21:39,604 --> 01:21:40,521 (SIGHS) 1615 01:21:43,608 --> 01:21:46,485 It'll be awfully hard to lose you. 1616 01:21:46,777 --> 01:21:47,862 You know what I wish? 1617 01:21:48,154 --> 01:21:49,280 What? 1618 01:21:49,572 --> 01:21:52,658 I wish the case was over and you'd been acquitted. 1619 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,368 Then you shouldn't have had it postponed. 1620 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,746 That's true. 1621 01:21:57,038 --> 01:21:59,498 But if I hadn't, I wouldn't have met you. 1622 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,000 That's true. 1623 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,378 So the case is over and you've been acquitted. 1624 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:05,504 Knock wood. 1625 01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:06,714 And I pull out a marriage license... 1626 01:22:07,006 --> 01:22:07,965 Oh, gee... 1627 01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:09,800 And we march right into the Judge's chambers 1628 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,469 and have him marry us. 1629 01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:14,430 You know you're talking like a four-year-old, don't you? 1630 01:22:14,722 --> 01:22:16,098 You know where we're going for our honeymoon? 1631 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:17,433 Where? Niagara Falls. 1632 01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:18,893 (LAUGHS) 1633 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:27,401 But we're there now, darling. 1634 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,387 You're crazy, Jack. 1635 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:55,513 Oh, I thought it was all settled. 1636 01:22:55,805 --> 01:22:57,306 That was in Niagara Falls. 1637 01:22:57,598 --> 01:23:00,643 People aren't responsible for what they say in Niagara Falls. 1638 01:23:00,935 --> 01:23:02,937 This is New York. This is today, and... 1639 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:04,647 (SIGHS) 1640 01:23:04,939 --> 01:23:06,565 This is different. 1641 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,192 As my Aunt Emmy would say, fiddlesticks. 1642 01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:09,944 Well, it isn't fiddlesticks. 1643 01:23:10,236 --> 01:23:13,155 In the first place, there's no reason why they should acquit me 1644 01:23:13,447 --> 01:23:15,324 and even if they did I wouldn't marry you. 1645 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:16,742 Don't you love me anymore? 1646 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:19,996 I never loved you. 1647 01:23:20,287 --> 01:23:21,372 Were you just toying with me? 1648 01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,290 Oh, shut up. 1649 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,292 You'll have to develop more courtesy and respect for your future husband, 1650 01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:27,169 or I shall have to resort to strong measures. 1651 01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,462 "A woman, a dog, a hickory tree, 1652 01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:29,547 "the better you beat them, the better they be." 1653 01:23:29,839 --> 01:23:31,382 Oh, quit it. Will you? 1654 01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:33,884 All right. What? 1655 01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:37,430 You know it isn't right, Jack. 1656 01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:39,015 Can't you see the papers? 1657 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:41,350 "District Attorney marries girl crook." 1658 01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:43,853 Why, I'd only hurt you. Ah! 1659 01:23:44,145 --> 01:23:45,354 Don't you remember how the judge acted 1660 01:23:45,646 --> 01:23:46,814 when he saw us in that place? 1661 01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,190 Oh, but you won't be a crook, you'll be acquitted. 1662 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:50,109 How do you know? 1663 01:23:50,401 --> 01:23:53,779 Well, I don't know, but I think you've got a good chance. 1664 01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,867 You wouldn't do anything to make them acquit me, would you? 1665 01:23:58,159 --> 01:23:59,368 What could I do? 1666 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,078 That would be a fine thing. 1667 01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:08,169 Oh, driver, stop at the next corner will you, a minute? 1668 01:24:08,461 --> 01:24:09,420 We'd better not get out together. 1669 01:24:09,712 --> 01:24:12,006 That'd be pushing things too far. Yeah. 1670 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,093 Good luck, honey. Thanks. 1671 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:17,470 Don't be unhappy. 1672 01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:21,599 I'm not unhappy, I'm all confused. 1673 01:24:21,891 --> 01:24:24,018 Everything's going to come out all right. 1674 01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:31,317 It's got to come out all right! 1675 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,072 Let me out in the middle of the block, will you? 1676 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:37,782 CAB DRIVER: Yes, sir. 1677 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:45,581 I tell you, I did see them. 1678 01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:47,208 Dancing in a cafe. 1679 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,877 Two hours after he was prosecuting her in this very court. 1680 01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:51,378 And I tell you you're mistaken. 1681 01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:52,797 That boy's dead on the level. 1682 01:24:53,089 --> 01:24:54,256 And if he weren't quite as honest as he is, 1683 01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:56,092 I'd say he had a big future in politics. 1684 01:24:56,383 --> 01:24:59,261 I stood as close to them... You forget that you're an old man. 1685 01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:01,222 Your eyes aren't as good as they used to be. 1686 01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:03,432 As it happens, I spoke to him and he answered me. 1687 01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:05,434 Anybody would answer you. That's only common politeness. 1688 01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:06,894 I called him Jack. 1689 01:25:07,186 --> 01:25:08,521 Why, there are millions of people called Jack. 1690 01:25:08,813 --> 01:25:09,939 You haven't got a leg to stand on. 1691 01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:11,524 You're trying to make a case against this boy. 1692 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:12,900 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 1693 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,070 All ready, Your Honor. 1694 01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:18,155 Be right in. 1695 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,866 So now I suppose you think he's going to throw the case. 1696 01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:22,660 Those are your words, Henry, not mine. 1697 01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:23,869 I tell you, he wouldn't throw a case 1698 01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,621 if he were trying his own brother. 1699 01:25:25,913 --> 01:25:27,373 Not if you're in court, he wouldn't. 1700 01:25:27,665 --> 01:25:29,250 All right, then, I'll listen from here. 1701 01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:30,501 That's all I wanted. 1702 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,211 That and your apology later. 1703 01:25:32,503 --> 01:25:34,380 You'll get that in a pig's eye. 1704 01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:35,673 (GAVEL POUNDING) 1705 01:25:35,965 --> 01:25:37,800 CLERK: Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. 1706 01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:40,845 The Court of General Sessions, Division of the Supreme Court of New York County 1707 01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:42,096 is now in session. 1708 01:25:42,388 --> 01:25:44,098 His Honor, Judge Walker, presiding. 1709 01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:45,432 (GAVEL POUNDING) 1710 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:48,310 You heard Dr. Keinmetz 1711 01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:53,232 describe the condition known as hypnoleptic catalepsies? 1712 01:25:53,524 --> 01:25:54,650 Yes, sir. 1713 01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:58,154 Would you say that is the condition you were in? 1714 01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:00,030 I guess so. Yes, sir. 1715 01:26:01,699 --> 01:26:02,950 That's all. 1716 01:26:05,161 --> 01:26:07,496 Just a moment, please, Miss Leander. 1717 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,334 Now, you said that you were hypnotized 1718 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:15,880 at the time you left the jewelry store and walked up 5th Avenue. 1719 01:26:16,172 --> 01:26:17,173 Didn't you? 1720 01:26:17,464 --> 01:26:18,382 Well... 1721 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,384 Did you or didn't you? 1722 01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:21,677 Well, my lawyer said so. 1723 01:26:21,969 --> 01:26:23,053 Your lawyer said so? 1724 01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:25,514 Are we to understand then that you and your lawyer 1725 01:26:25,806 --> 01:26:27,766 do not agree exactly as to what happened? 1726 01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:30,144 Don't answer that question! 1727 01:26:30,436 --> 01:26:33,189 I object, Your Honor! The question is highly improper, 1728 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:36,358 irrelevant, immaterial, and I ask it be stricken from the record. 1729 01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:37,651 Sustained. 1730 01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:39,445 The jury will disregard the question. 1731 01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:42,740 Were you hypnotized or weren't you? 1732 01:26:43,032 --> 01:26:44,909 I suppose... We don't want your suppositions. 1733 01:26:45,201 --> 01:26:47,369 We want to know whether you were hypnotized or not. 1734 01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:48,495 Yes. 1735 01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:49,788 Yes what? 1736 01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,373 I guess I was hypnotized. 1737 01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:53,167 JOHN: You guess you were hypnotized? 1738 01:26:53,459 --> 01:26:55,669 First you suppose you were hypnotized and now you guess you were. 1739 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:57,546 Kindly remember you are under oath, Miss Leander. 1740 01:26:57,838 --> 01:26:59,048 Do you know the penalty for perjury? 1741 01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:01,050 I object, Your Honor. JUDGE: Sustained. 1742 01:27:01,342 --> 01:27:03,510 Not so rough, Jack. How many times have I told you 1743 01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:04,887 when you're working with a woman... 1744 01:27:05,179 --> 01:27:06,805 JOHN: Well, which is it? A guess or a supposition? 1745 01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:08,557 What's he getting so tough about? 1746 01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:10,351 He's just naturally mean. 1747 01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:13,229 I sat on a murder case and they didn't get that rough. 1748 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:18,108 Your Honor, these jurors are gabbing again. 1749 01:27:18,692 --> 01:27:19,902 (GAVEL BANGS) 1750 01:27:20,194 --> 01:27:21,403 JUDGE: The jurors will cease whispering 1751 01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:23,405 and give their entire attention to the case at hand. 1752 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:26,075 Proceed. Miss Leander, 1753 01:27:26,367 --> 01:27:29,370 will you kindly tell us how it feels to be hypnotized? 1754 01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,664 O'LEARY: Object. JUDGE: Sustained. 1755 01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:35,834 How old were you when you began to steal things? 1756 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,379 O'LEARY: Object. JUDGE: Sustained. 1757 01:27:38,671 --> 01:27:39,755 What's that got to do with this? 1758 01:27:40,047 --> 01:27:41,382 Just trying to get her in wrong. 1759 01:27:41,674 --> 01:27:43,884 Your Honor, those jurors are at it again. 1760 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:46,679 Mr. Sargent. 1761 01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:49,265 I am perfectly capable of running this courtroom 1762 01:27:49,556 --> 01:27:50,683 without prompting from counsel. 1763 01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:52,434 (GAVEL BANGING) 1764 01:27:52,726 --> 01:27:54,395 If there's any more whispering among the jurors, 1765 01:27:54,687 --> 01:27:56,563 I'll hold the offenders in contempt. 1766 01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:58,565 (GAVEL BANGS) 1767 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,567 Now proceed with this case. 1768 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:05,406 How many times have you been hypnotized by beautiful jewelry? 1769 01:28:05,698 --> 01:28:07,700 O'LEARY: Object. I guess quite a lot of times. 1770 01:28:07,992 --> 01:28:10,452 O'LEARY: Please don't answer questions after I've objected to them. 1771 01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:11,870 JUDGE: Objection sustained. 1772 01:28:12,162 --> 01:28:14,498 The jury will disregard the question and the answer. 1773 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:18,627 Did you hear Dr. Keinmetz's opinion about hypnotism? 1774 01:28:18,919 --> 01:28:22,423 Will you kindly answer my question and not keep us waiting here all day? 1775 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:26,802 Will you answer my question? 1776 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:34,476 Your Honor, if the witness refuses to answer my questions 1777 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:36,395 there's nothing more I can do. 1778 01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:38,522 JUDGE: The prisoner will please answer counsel's question. 1779 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,399 May I lend you my handkerchief? 1780 01:28:40,691 --> 01:28:41,692 Your Honor... 1781 01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:43,110 Kindly address your answers to me over here. 1782 01:28:43,402 --> 01:28:44,486 Your Honor, I want to plead... 1783 01:28:44,778 --> 01:28:46,322 Your Honor, I don't believe this young lady is well. 1784 01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:47,906 I think a five-minute recess would be... But I want to plead guilty. 1785 01:28:48,198 --> 01:28:49,825 JOHN: I am undoubtedly responsible for having made her... 1786 01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:51,035 LEE: Please, Jack. Your Honor! 1787 01:28:51,327 --> 01:28:52,202 Just a few minutes recess, Your Honor. 1788 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,537 This young woman is hysterical... 1789 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:54,913 She's quite obviously in the throes of an emotion 1790 01:28:55,205 --> 01:28:56,206 during which she's not responsible for what she says. 1791 01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:58,584 I'm all right. I just want to plead guilty. 1792 01:28:58,876 --> 01:29:02,880 If Your Honor would kindly grant a five-minute recess. 1793 01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:05,424 My child, why do you want to plead guilty? 1794 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:09,136 Because I am guilty. 1795 01:29:09,428 --> 01:29:11,722 And when you make a mistake you've got to pay for it. 1796 01:29:13,057 --> 01:29:14,516 Otherwise, you never learn. 1797 01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:16,060 Your Honor, it must be apparent 1798 01:29:16,352 --> 01:29:17,686 this is not normal conduct. 1799 01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:19,730 Quite apparent. And the state has no wish to take advantage 1800 01:29:20,022 --> 01:29:21,565 of a temporary aberration as stupid... 1801 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,025 There isn't anything temporary about this. 1802 01:29:23,317 --> 01:29:25,694 You can see that I'm in my right mind, can't you? 1803 01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:31,742 Well, in that case, there's nothing more to be said. 1804 01:29:33,619 --> 01:29:35,746 The court at this time 1805 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:38,832 will set next Friday, January the 6th, at 10:00 a.m. 1806 01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:40,501 as time for passing sentence. 1807 01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:45,339 The prisoner is remanded to the city jail. 1808 01:29:48,425 --> 01:29:50,177 Thank you, Your Honor. 1809 01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:05,025 (JURORS MURMURING) 1810 01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:07,903 JUROR: Oh, I thought the trial would last at least a week. 1811 01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,785 JUDGE: The jury is dismissed. 1812 01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,412 (JURORS CHATTERING) 1813 01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,255 Well? 1814 01:30:27,965 --> 01:30:29,133 I don't know. 1815 01:30:46,316 --> 01:30:47,734 JOHN: Matron? 1816 01:30:51,905 --> 01:30:53,991 Do you know what you've done? 1817 01:30:54,283 --> 01:30:56,660 Do you realize it can't be undone? 1818 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:59,079 You understand there's no appeal, no retrial, no mistrial, 1819 01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:01,081 nothing but jail! 1820 01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:02,207 How long will I get? 1821 01:31:02,499 --> 01:31:03,333 How do I know? 1822 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:07,129 Maybe you won't get very long, 1823 01:31:07,421 --> 01:31:09,506 but if you'd kept your trap shut you wouldn't have to go at all. 1824 01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:11,675 There wasn't anything else to do. 1825 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:13,927 Don't you see? 1826 01:31:14,219 --> 01:31:17,139 You're so strong, and you argue so well and I... 1827 01:31:18,015 --> 01:31:19,266 I love you so much. 1828 01:31:19,558 --> 01:31:20,976 You certainly proved that. 1829 01:31:21,268 --> 01:31:24,354 I'd always do what you wanted, even if it wasn't good for you. 1830 01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:27,316 I'd never have a chance against you 1831 01:31:27,608 --> 01:31:29,651 and you'd never have a chance with me. 1832 01:31:29,943 --> 01:31:33,155 Like just now, when you were trying to lose the case. 1833 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,116 Aren't you ashamed? 1834 01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:37,701 Oh, hogwash. 1835 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,870 Oh, I know what you were trying to do. 1836 01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:43,999 Save little Willie's career from the bad, bad woman. 1837 01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:47,294 You poor sap, don't you think I'm the best judge of what's good for me 1838 01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:49,588 and what I want most in this world? 1839 01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:50,881 No. 1840 01:31:51,173 --> 01:31:52,341 And when you were making your grand gesture, 1841 01:31:52,633 --> 01:31:54,468 did you stop to think how much you were hurting me? 1842 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,470 Do you think I'm going to stop loving you just because they 1843 01:31:56,762 --> 01:31:59,890 lock you up with a bunch of hikers and hopheads for a few years? 1844 01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:01,266 I'm not much better. 1845 01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:03,018 You're good enough for me. 1846 01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:05,354 Oh! 1847 01:32:09,107 --> 01:32:12,694 Will you come and see me sometime? 1848 01:32:12,986 --> 01:32:14,696 Come and see you? 1849 01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:18,116 I'm going to send for the judge and marry you right now. 1850 01:32:19,409 --> 01:32:20,327 Oh... 1851 01:32:26,959 --> 01:32:29,044 But thank you just the same. 1852 01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:33,048 If you still wanted me afterwards. 1853 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:37,761 I'd be all square 1854 01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:41,056 and you would have had plenty of time to think things over. 1855 01:32:42,266 --> 01:32:43,892 Lots of things. 1856 01:32:51,191 --> 01:32:52,442 Will... 1857 01:32:54,403 --> 01:32:57,364 Will you stand beside me 1858 01:32:57,656 --> 01:32:59,408 and hold my hand when they sentence me? 1859 01:33:00,409 --> 01:33:01,827 Of course, I will. 1860 01:33:03,620 --> 01:33:04,538 (SIGHS) 1861 01:33:07,708 --> 01:33:09,084 Then I won't be afraid. 1862 01:33:12,838 --> 01:33:14,256 I love you so.136627

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