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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 [funk music playing] 4 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:32,000 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 5 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,958 -♪ Yeah, whoa ♪ -[yawning] 6 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,291 -♪ Ooh! ♪ -[snoring] 7 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,541 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 8 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:42,958 Huh? 9 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:48,291 ♪ La, la, Marmaduke ♪ 10 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:50,666 [narrator] Once upon a time, there lived a very large 11 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,375 and very sad doggy. 12 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:55,583 His family got mad at him just for being himself. 13 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:57,791 They locked him away in a high tower 14 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:00,666 just so he couldn't join Billy's birthday party. 15 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,708 No one said it was easy being a dog. 16 00:01:02,791 --> 00:01:05,500 ♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪ 17 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,041 You can't ban me from Billy's party. 18 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,958 It won't be a party without me. 19 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:12,833 [sighs] 20 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:14,583 You put yourself there. 21 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:16,500 -[bee buzzing] -You play, you pay. 22 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:18,666 [man] Gather round, boys and girls, and watch this! 23 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:19,833 [King Tut] Hmm. 24 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,166 [clown chuckles] 25 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,750 [humming] 26 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:25,666 [boy cheers] 27 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,500 Here's your birthday doggy. 28 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,083 -[Billy] Aw! Gee, thanks. -[boy] Where's Marmaduke? 29 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:33,041 [Billy] Uh, he's up in my room being punished. 30 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:33,958 [camera clicking] 31 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:37,375 I'm having so much fun watching your brother's lame party. 32 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:39,375 -I know, right? -[chuckles] 33 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:41,458 [Billy] Let's see how high we can jump. 34 00:01:41,541 --> 00:01:42,541 [boys laughing] 35 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:44,583 Watch this! [grunts] 36 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,333 -[boys scream] -Yay! 37 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,458 Aw… 38 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,666 Oh, Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 39 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:54,250 You know I can say your name 76,345 times in a row. 40 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:55,833 Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 41 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,500 [Marmaduke barking] 42 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:01,041 -You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke. -[barking continues] 43 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:04,666 Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party? 44 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,791 Billy, he's got to stay up there until he learns his lesson. 45 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:10,125 -Aw! It's not fair. -[Phil groans] 46 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:13,916 Phil, don't you think you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke? 47 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,333 He's gone too far, Dottie. 48 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:18,041 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 49 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:18,958 [whooshes] 50 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:19,916 -Ugh! -Oh! 51 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,208 [sighs] 52 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,375 This is so unfair. 53 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:27,958 Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog. 54 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:30,916 All dogs like to chase cats. 55 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,458 -[barking] -[yowls] 56 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:34,708 [barking] 57 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,041 [Phil] Marmaduke! 58 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,458 [Marmaduke] No dog can resist a fresh bone. 59 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:39,375 [grunts] 60 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:41,833 -Huh? -[Phil grunts] 61 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:44,291 [yelps, grunts] 62 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,041 Hey, you lousy mutt! 63 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,625 [Marmaduke] One man's trash is another dog's treasure. 64 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:51,416 -Ah! -[Phil] Marmaduke! 65 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,416 [thuds] 66 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:57,125 [Marmaduke] It's Phil's favorite chair, but he knows we like to wrestle over it. 67 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:58,083 [Phil growls] 68 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:00,583 -[grunting] -[boxing bell dings] 69 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,000 -[chuckles] -[strained] Marmaduke! 70 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,916 [groaning] 71 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,833 Huh? 72 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:08,125 [whistling] 73 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,333 [Marmaduke] He's cooking my favorite. 74 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,250 [gasps] 75 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,250 Food! 76 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:15,708 [panting, chuckling] 77 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:17,875 -[whistling] -[barking] 78 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,541 [Marmaduke] Oh! I can't take this. 79 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:25,541 Fine. You want to play hardball? 80 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:26,958 You got it, pal. 81 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:30,083 -[marching band music playing] -I will march in protest! 82 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,041 -I'll call my senator! -[drum thumping] 83 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,875 I want justice, and I want it now! 84 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,791 -I won't rest for one second! -[music stops] 85 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,583 Oh, look. A bed. 86 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:43,083 [yawns] 87 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:44,250 [thuds loudly] 88 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,875 [snoring] 89 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,166 [bee buzzing] 90 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,250 [licks lips] 91 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:57,416 [bell ringing] 92 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:01,041 Here you go, sir. 93 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,583 Perfect temperature. 94 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:04,250 Just the way you like it. 95 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:06,791 [sniffing] 96 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:07,750 Mm-hmm! 97 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:08,875 [slurping] 98 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,458 [warbling] 99 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:13,041 [buzzes] 100 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,208 -[record scratches] -Ah! Get away from me! 101 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:19,291 [grunts, groans] 102 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,291 [warbles, huffs angrily] 103 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:22,958 -[buzzing] -[panicked grunting] 104 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:24,791 Ah! [spits] 105 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,916 [gags, coughs] 106 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,791 [grunting] 107 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,166 -[buzzing] -[grunting] 108 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:33,375 [grunts] 109 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:35,708 [groaning dizzily] 110 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,041 [growls] 111 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:38,750 Why, you dirty little-- 112 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:41,666 [grunting] 113 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,833 [bee giggling] 114 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:48,000 [giggling continues] 115 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:51,291 Oh, you picked the wrong day, you buzzy little-- 116 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,625 [growling] 117 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,583 -[gasps] -[yelps] 118 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,041 [screams] 119 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:57,250 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 120 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,583 [yelling in slow motion] 121 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,333 Oh, look. The life of the party. 122 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:06,666 [yelling in slow motion continues] 123 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:07,750 [boy] Whoa! 124 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:08,958 [Barbara gasps] 125 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,666 This is awesome! 126 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:12,666 What?! 127 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,416 [balloon inflates, pops] 128 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,458 [screaming nervously] 129 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,291 Uh-oh. 130 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:24,375 Cannonball! 131 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,125 -[woman gasps] -[all scream] 132 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:28,000 -[tires screech] -[car horn beeps] 133 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,291 Me-ouch? 134 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:30,708 [burbling] 135 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:33,166 -I hope my makeup doesn't run! -[kids scream] 136 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,083 [burbling] 137 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,166 Who wants a hot… 138 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,708 Diggity dang that dog! 139 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:41,166 [burbling] Marmaduke! 140 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,291 ♪ Whoa ♪ 141 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:44,083 -[chomping] -♪ Ooh! ♪ 142 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,458 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 143 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,541 This is the best party ever! 144 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,208 -♪ Whoa ♪ -Cowabunga! 145 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,791 -Mmm! -♪ Marmaduke ♪ 146 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:55,875 -Wow! -[Phil growls] 147 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:57,583 [clown crying] 148 00:05:57,666 --> 00:05:59,958 [music fades] 149 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,875 We have to do something about Marmaduke. 150 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,041 Okay. I admit it. 151 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,083 He's a handful. 152 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:16,666 Maybe obedience school isn't such a bad idea. 153 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,375 [Barbara] Mom! Dad! 154 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,125 Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral! 155 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,125 There's over a million hits! 156 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,291 [Marmaduke yelling on phone] 157 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,750 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 158 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,208 Oh my! 159 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:33,125 Definitely time to find that obedience school. 160 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,125 [Marmaduke yelling] 161 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:36,708 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 162 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:38,875 [yelling] 163 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,250 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 164 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,041 [yelling] 165 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:45,875 {\an8}This "Pool Flop Fail" video is unbelievable! 166 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:50,833 That furry rebel without a clue is totally out of control. 167 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:54,583 A dog like this is impossible to train, 168 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:57,166 even for the world's greatest dog trainer… 169 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,458 -Hmm. -…Guy Hilton. 170 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:02,125 Guy won the last six World Dog Championships in a row. 171 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,416 -[chuckles] Hmm? -But will not compete again 172 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,958 until he finds a worthy challenge. 173 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:09,250 Well, Guy, here it is. 174 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,541 Train an impossible dog. 175 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,666 [music playing on TV] 176 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,333 Impossible to train? 177 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:16,666 Hmm. 178 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:17,875 [TV clicks off] 179 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:21,041 Impossible is my middle name. 180 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:26,416 I will show the world that I can train any dog. 181 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,375 [laughing] 182 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,958 [coughing] 183 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:32,500 [upbeat music playing] 184 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,416 Hey! 185 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:35,208 Look at this. 186 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,250 Come on. 187 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,833 [Billy] Ladies and gentlemen, 188 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:44,083 step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World! 189 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,750 -Marmaduke! -[Marmaduke] Cheese. 190 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,916 [teenage boy] Oh my God. It's really him! 191 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,333 -Next. -[Marmaduke] Cheese! 192 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:52,583 Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog. 193 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:56,208 So take your pictures, only pet him once, and-- 194 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 [Marmaduke] Cheese. 195 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,083 -[Billy] Hey! Keep it moving! -Hmm? Hmm. 196 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,166 Cheese. 197 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,208 [blows raspberry] 198 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:04,625 Next. 199 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:09,458 I don't want you drawing attention to that embarrassing doggy flop video. 200 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,083 Dad, everyone loves it. 201 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:15,125 I can't let my son charge kids from the neighborhood to meet our dog. 202 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,791 What kinda father would that make me? 203 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:20,291 You can have 10% of all profits. 204 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,375 Uh… 205 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:22,875 Make it 20. 206 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:23,833 Deal. 207 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:26,500 -[chuckles, grunting] -Mm-hmm. 208 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:29,125 [kids chattering] 209 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,416 All right, you guys! 210 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:34,333 Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up. 211 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:37,708 So keep it moving! Next! 212 00:08:37,791 --> 00:08:40,000 [Marmaduke] I need hair and makeup over here. 213 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,708 [boy] Anybody have change for a 20? 214 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:45,416 [Guy] ♪ Oh, I want that doggy Yes, right now ♪ 215 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,916 ♪ I don’t want a cat that goes meow ♪ 216 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,500 ♪ I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow ♪ 217 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,916 ♪ I want that dog Bowwow ♪ 218 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,291 ♪ I want that doggy now ♪ 219 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,916 ♪ ‘Cause I’ll be famous Oh wow ♪ 220 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,208 -[tires screeching] - ♪ I want that dog somehow ♪ 221 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,666 I’ll get him right now 222 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,750 [chuckles] ♪ Bowwow ♪ 223 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:06,958 [laughs] 224 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,000 [thuds] 225 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:14,041 So of all the dogs in the world, you wanna train Marmaduke 226 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:16,416 to become the next World Champion? 227 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,500 After I won last year's World Championship, 228 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:24,041 I said I wouldn't train another dog until I found a worthy challenge. 229 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,750 And then… 230 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,083 I saw this. 231 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:32,708 Do you really think he's got the pedigree and winning form of a world champion? 232 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,541 [snoring] Bacon. 233 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,208 Not at all. 234 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,958 [lips smacking, stomach gurgles] 235 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,000 -[sniffing] Hmm? -[Guy] He's a mess. 236 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,541 -[Phil] So you want to train Marmaduke… -Mmm. 237 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,333 …because he's a complete mess? 238 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:51,708 [Guy] Precisely. 239 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,666 He's the challenge that I've been looking for. 240 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:55,875 [chomps] Huh? 241 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,875 -[Guy chuckles] -[sighs, licks lips] 242 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,166 -Look. -[chomps] 243 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,458 I have black belts… 244 00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:02,208 -[chomps] -…in multiple disciplines. 245 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:07,208 I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents. 246 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:11,458 I am also the only person to ever win the World Dog Championship 247 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,416 six times in a row. 248 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:18,041 I can turn your dog into a champion. 249 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,000 [pants, slurps] 250 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,416 What? Huh? 251 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,125 [gulps] 252 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,708 [whimpers, stomach gurgles] 253 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:30,958 It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn how to obey the rules, but… 254 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,833 [sighs] …this sounds a little extreme. 255 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,750 The winning dog receives the title of World Champion, 256 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,250 but, more importantly, you'll earn the respect… 257 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,500 -[yawns] -…of the entire dog-loving world. 258 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:45,041 And 259 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,250 the winner receives one million dollars. 260 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,375 [cash register dings] 261 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,125 -We're in! -We'll think about it. 262 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:57,500 Every dog just needs the proper training to bring out their inner champion. 263 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:01,708 Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer. 264 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,125 He's quite sensitive. 265 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:07,250 There's a champion inside Marmaduke. 266 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,833 It's just covered up in 267 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:11,333 that. 268 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:15,250 [snoring] 269 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,583 French… 270 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,166 [yawns] 271 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,375 …poodles. [smacks lips] 272 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,083 We have a deal. 273 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,166 Great. 274 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,041 [Guy] Training starts tomorrow. 275 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,041 [chuckles] 276 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:33,625 It's a dog-eat-dog world, Guy Hilton. 277 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:39,041 And you are about to show the world just how hungry you are. 278 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:39,958 [chuckles] 279 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:45,000 -[tires screeching] -[Guy laughing manically] 280 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,083 [coughing] 281 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:51,125 -[spurs clinking] -[Western music playing] 282 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:56,000 Sure could use my trusty steed to track down Black Bart. 283 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,000 Yeehaw! 284 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,458 [grunts] 285 00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,750 And Black Bart's getting away! 286 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:07,000 [King Tut] Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless. 287 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:07,916 [warbles] 288 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,666 Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em! 289 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,625 -Woo-hoo! Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeehaw! 290 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:14,041 [struggles, yelps] 291 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,875 [Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint! 292 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,000 [Billy] Yeah! Let's get him! 293 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,666 -Woo-hoo! Oh! -[horse whinnies] 294 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,000 -[Billy laughing] Yeehaw! -[Marmaduke] Oh, sorry, table. 295 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:24,541 -[King Tut] Oh! -[grunts] 296 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,916 -Yippee! Get him! Get him! -Sorry, chair. 297 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:28,833 Aah! [gasps] 298 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,250 -[Marmaduke] Move it or lose it, cowboy! -[horse neighs] 299 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,458 [groaning] 300 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,541 Oh… 301 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,625 Guy Hilton is our only hope. [sighs] 302 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,791 [Marmaduke] Hey, that doormat looks like Phil. 303 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,500 -[groans] -[barking] 304 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:46,916 [tranquil music playing] 305 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke. 306 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,250 You are simply… dog. 307 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,083 Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag! 308 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,833 You will stop all bad habits. 309 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:01,666 [groans] This is messed up. 310 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:05,916 It’s time you forget everything you've ever known. 311 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,750 Okay, crazy man. 312 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:09,833 [dramatic music plays] 313 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:12,833 You must earn the right to get your name back. 314 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,208 To become a champion, 315 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:19,166 you must become strong enough to do the impossible! 316 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,416 Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough. 317 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,416 I'm outa here. 318 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,791 There's a stack of French toast with Billy's name on it that I'm about to-- 319 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,750 -[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke] Whoa! 320 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,875 Okay, that was cool. 321 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,500 You will leave when I tell you. 322 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,125 If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna have to unleash 323 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,041 -thunder! -[thunder rumbles] 324 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,041 -Lightning! -[lightning crackles] 325 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,500 -Tornado! -[wind blusters] 326 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,166 -And Puddin'. -[paw warbles] 327 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,375 Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter. 328 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,583 As you wish. 329 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:49,416 [tense music playing] 330 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,333 [low growling] 331 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,000 You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'. 332 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,041 [high-pitched] Huh? 333 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:06,500 [whimpers] 334 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,125 [growls] 335 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,458 [grunts] 336 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,500 [grunts] 337 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:16,875 Ha! 338 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:18,250 [shouts] 339 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,000 [exclaims nervously] 340 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,750 [grunting] 341 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:25,333 [groaning in slow motion] 342 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,291 [exclaiming in slow motion] 343 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,958 [grunting] 344 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,208 Yech. Oh! That's so vile. 345 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,916 [shuddering] 346 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,166 Gross. 347 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,250 [grunts] You can't push me around, jerk! 348 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,166 [chuckles] 349 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,750 [growls] 350 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,000 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 351 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:56,916 [grunts] 352 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,083 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Olé! 353 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,083 [snorting] 354 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,583 [grunts] 355 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,208 [grunts] 356 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,750 [smacking, grunting] 357 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:10,916 [groans, screams] 358 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,875 [screaming continues] 359 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:16,958 So… 360 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,250 [groans] 361 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,625 …many… 362 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:20,541 [groans] 363 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,416 …ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… 364 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:23,958 branches! 365 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,875 Ow… 366 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,000 [grunts] 367 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,916 [chuckles] 368 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,583 Ow. 369 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,166 This ain't over. 370 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,750 As you insist. 371 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,375 [whooshing] 372 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,125 Hmm? 373 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,458 [grunts] 374 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,416 Aah! 375 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,708 -Huh? [grunting] -[smacking] 376 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,166 -[pops] -Wh… Whoa! 377 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,000 What was that? 378 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:57,166 You must be prepared for any and all situations. 379 00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,750 Like the kick… [whispering] …that isn't there. 380 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,166 Whoa! "The kick that isn't there." 381 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,625 That's enough for today. 382 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,916 The real work begins tomorrow. 383 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,875 Wait! We just started training. 384 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,541 You have to show me that trick. 385 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:18,875 [grunting] 386 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,041 [grunts, yelps] 387 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,000 [groans] 388 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,000 [twitching] 389 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,041 [exhales] 390 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,875 -[groans] -[Western music playing] 391 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,500 [Billy] There's my trusty steed. 392 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,666 I heard Black Bart's been rustlin' around these parts. 393 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,291 [groans] Training is so tiring. 394 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,208 Ugh… 395 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,541 [exhales, yawns] 396 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,958 [gasps, whimpers] 397 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,000 Aw. 398 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,083 You know I can't say no when you do that face. 399 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,958 [panting] 400 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,708 [in Southern accent] Hop on, partner. 401 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:03,000 -[neighs] -Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em! 402 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:05,458 -[grunts] Boy howdy! -[gasps] 403 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,708 -[Marmaduke] Huh? -Dad! What are you doing? 404 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:12,083 Marmaduke doesn't have time to play cowboy. He's in training. 405 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,500 But I hardly even saw him today. 406 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:18,208 That's because he's working very hard to get ready for the dog show. 407 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:21,375 Who cares about some stupid dog show? 408 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,000 Billy? 409 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:24,916 [Phil] Hmm. 410 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,458 Billy will be fine. Come on, boy. 411 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,291 It's all yours. 412 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,291 Hmm? 413 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:38,750 Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight 414 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,541 that ends in manly bear hugs. 415 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,291 [grunting] 416 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:46,125 Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day. 417 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:49,375 Hmm… 418 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,750 You're just gonna let me have it. 419 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,583 [groans] 420 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,833 [melancholy music playing] 421 00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,791 Mmm! 422 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,416 [sniffing] Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm. 423 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,500 [pants, chomps] 424 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,708 [electricity buzzes] 425 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:07,541 [screaming, grunting] 426 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,833 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 427 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,416 [groans] 428 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,291 [sighs] 429 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,541 Huh? 430 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,541 [sentimental music playing] 431 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,041 [Marmaduke whines softly] 432 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:29,666 [groans] 433 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:34,583 [Marmaduke snoring] 434 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:37,083 [Marmaduke] Man, what do you have against sleep? 435 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,291 [grunting] 436 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,208 Hey! 437 00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,750 [Guy straining] 438 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,583 [Marmaduke] I need my beauty sleep! 439 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,208 [Guy grunting] 440 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,666 With the help of my newest robotech training system, 441 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,208 I will turn you into a champion. 442 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,875 You will learn the proper way to stand and walk 443 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:59,458 and learn to control your impulse to eat. 444 00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:00,875 Is it already lunchtime? 445 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,333 [Guy] And you will train on different obstacles 446 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:06,250 until you have the speed and agility of a champion. 447 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,750 What about the kick? 448 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,083 Let's begin. 449 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,291 Follow the pose. 450 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:14,916 Huh? 451 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,583 Oh! 452 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500 [quavers] 453 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,416 [grunts] 454 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,583 [sighs] 455 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,958 [Guy] You must control your impulse to eat. 456 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:28,875 [Marmaduke] Hmm? 457 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:32,416 [licks lips] 458 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,416 [panting] 459 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,291 -[metal clangs, warbles] -[shouts, grunts] 460 00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,000 [Guy] Through the poles. 461 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:41,625 Quickly! 462 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,750 [grunting] 463 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,166 Whoa! 464 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,625 I'm too cute to die! 465 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,500 [grunts, groans] 466 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,000 Ahh! Ugh! Ahh! 467 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,000 [groans] 468 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,041 [snoring] 469 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,916 [Marmaduke grunts] There's no reason to start so early. 470 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,041 [Guy and Marmaduke grunt] 471 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,916 -[Marmaduke] The sun isn't even up. -[Guy straining] 472 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,083 [Marmaduke] Come on! 473 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,666 [grunts] 474 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,041 [groans] 475 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,666 Jump through the rings! 476 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,291 Oh… 477 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,291 [Marmaduke] This is gonna hurt! 478 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,625 Whoa! [grunts] 479 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:24,708 -[metal clangs] -Oof! 480 00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:27,250 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 481 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,625 [grunts] Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 482 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:31,666 [grunts, thuds] 483 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,000 [slurps] 484 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,500 -[clangs] -Oh! 485 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,708 Follow my movements. 486 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,291 Kick time, all right. [chuckles mischievously] 487 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,000 [grunts] 488 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,833 [grunts, groans] 489 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,375 -[whines] -[sighs] 490 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,375 [intense music playing] 491 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,958 -[gasps softly] -[Guy] Go! 492 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,875 [Marmaduke] Oh, why am I doing this? I'm gonna get chopped in half! 493 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:07,875 [screams, groans] 494 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,208 [groaning] 495 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,833 -[grunts] -[accordion squeaking] 496 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:15,750 -[pops] -[grunts] 497 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,625 [groans] 498 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,916 [thudding] 499 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 What? 500 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,291 [thudding continues] 501 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,375 Yikes! 502 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:33,791 [screaming in slow motion] 503 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,708 Shark! 504 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,958 -Ow! -[alarm clock beeping] 505 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:37,958 I… I'm alive. 506 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:39,708 I'm alive! 507 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:41,583 [beeping stops] 508 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,250 [dramatic music playing] 509 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,375 [metal clangs, warbles] 510 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:50,916 [crashes] 511 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:53,791 [clanks] 512 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:16,958 [beeps, stops] 513 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,625 [dramatic music continues] 514 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:24,500 -[Guy yelps] -Let's do this, Guy. 515 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:37,916 [oven dings] 516 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,625 Brr! 517 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:41,541 No! 518 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:49,708 [Guy] Go! 519 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:53,875 -[grunts] -Let's see how well you play with fire. 520 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,375 [growls] 521 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:57,916 [grunts] 522 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,083 [grunts] Nailed it! 523 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:07,208 [record scratches] 524 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:10,291 We did it! We did it! [laughs gleefully] We did it! 525 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,541 Oh, we did it! 526 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,916 [giggles] Ooh! Yes! 527 00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:15,708 [sizzling] 528 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:16,958 [sniffing] 529 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:22,666 [screams, blowing] 530 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,541 You are no longer dog. 531 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:30,208 You are Marmaduke. 532 00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:34,375 And you're no longer guy. 533 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:38,208 You're Guy, you know? With, like, a capital G. 534 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,875 [hesitates] I love you, man. 535 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:46,916 [Guy] Aw. 536 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:49,125 [chuckles] 537 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:55,333 Tomorrow, you enter your first competition. 538 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:08,291 [upbeat music playing] 539 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,750 [Barbara] Why is Dad out shopping for a new car? 540 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:15,458 Because he thinks Marmaduke is gonna make us rich. 541 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,458 Billy, stop saying true things about your father. 542 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,750 Why? All he cares about is the prize money. 543 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,916 Yeah, what a jerk. 544 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,375 Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony? 545 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:31,250 We'll see, honey. [chuckles] 546 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,208 Hmm… 547 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:36,166 [announcer] Welcome to the County Dog Show! 548 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:41,166 And now, I'd like to introduce Henri and Philippe! 549 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,083 [applauding] 550 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:45,291 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 551 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:48,083 the dog you've all been waiting for. 552 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,000 -It is Zeus! -[audience cheering] 553 00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,041 [audience gasps] 554 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:01,875 [Billy] Ahh! 555 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:03,291 Oh! 556 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,291 Come on, people. Don't be shy. 557 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:13,958 Come on up and take a close look at the future World Champion. 558 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:16,791 -[chuckles] -[cheering] 559 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,541 Oh! 560 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,958 He shimmers like gold! 561 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:29,708 Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo makes Zeus's hair, no? 562 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:35,583 That is the best-looking dog I've ever seen! 563 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:38,125 That's just the lights from the-- Oh! Ah! 564 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,541 Okay, that's the fur. 565 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,958 That is the fur. 566 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:46,541 [groans] 567 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:49,500 Aw. Looks aren't everything. 568 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,583 Aw, thanks, buddy. 569 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,458 [Barbara] Hey, Billy! Come here! 570 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,875 Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 571 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:01,333 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for Shimmer Shampoo. 572 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:04,708 Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream… 573 00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:07,041 -[Philippe chuckles] -…like the Zeus. 574 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,208 -No wonder he's so shiny. -Billy, look. 575 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:14,041 [Marmaduke] He uses name-brand shampoo. I use soap. 576 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,416 Dish soap. 577 00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:18,916 Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo? 578 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:21,791 Don't be silly. 579 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,000 You're not using dog shampoo. [chuckles] 580 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,166 -[gasps] -[cash register dings] 581 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,625 It's too expensive. 582 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:35,416 Zeus is so, so special. [giggles] 583 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,041 Hmm. 584 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:39,500 [sarcastically] So, so special. Right. 585 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,541 Yes. Please. Okay. 586 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:47,041 Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion! 587 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,166 [cheering] 588 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,041 [Henri and Philippe] Zeus! 589 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,125 [cheering continues] 590 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:56,083 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo! 591 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:58,458 Handmade by me and my brother. 592 00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,375 [chuckles] 593 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,083 Oh! Zeus. 594 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,166 I'm so happy to be-- [grunts] 595 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,458 Sorry. 596 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,375 [shudders] 597 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,291 Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag? 598 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:16,791 Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close? 599 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:19,708 You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too. 600 00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:21,708 [laughing] 601 00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:27,166 Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion. 602 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:31,416 Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is 603 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,083 total humiliation for you and your family. 604 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:36,625 [grumbles] 605 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,125 -[roars] -[gasps, shouts] 606 00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:42,166 -Oh! -[laughs] Psych. 607 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,833 [groans] 608 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:44,791 Huh? 609 00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:46,166 [Guy chuckles] 610 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,000 Congratulations, Marmaduke. 611 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,791 You're all signed up for your first dog show. 612 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:51,708 Guy? 613 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:53,666 Oh! 614 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:56,166 Who's this pretty princess? 615 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:59,000 [scoffs] See ya later, loser. 616 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:00,416 Humph. 617 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,666 Ugh. Ooh. 618 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:07,208 Oh, I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me. 619 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:09,750 Come on, we have to get ready for the competition. 620 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,208 [upbeat music playing] 621 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,000 [urinating] 622 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:20,625 Today, you'll show them all that you are a champion. 623 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,041 Showtime. 624 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,125 [Marmaduke] Wow. 625 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,291 -Hmm? -Hi, pal. 626 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,041 Hi. 627 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:44,750 So many new friends to talk to. 628 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:45,708 Yay! 629 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,791 Ah. Here we are. 630 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,125 Wow. 631 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,708 This is all for me? 632 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:52,458 You belong here. 633 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,791 -You have to believe you're a winner. -Huh? [grunts] 634 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,750 So start acting like one. 635 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,166 [muffled] Okey dokey. 636 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:03,625 -[warbles] -Stay put while I find out when we're up. 637 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,583 Okay. 638 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:07,541 Believe you're a winner. 639 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,208 Got it. No problem. 640 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:11,791 I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. 641 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,375 -[dog gasps] Zeus. -Huh? 642 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:17,166 -[triumphant music playing] -[woman squeals] Zeus! 643 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,458 Oh no. Zeus! 644 00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:22,916 Okay, okay. Act cool. 645 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,083 Just ignore him, and he won't bother you. 646 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,416 Oh, Zeus. Zeus! 647 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,291 -It was so great to meet you earlier. -[sighs] 648 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,375 [grunts] 649 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:33,666 [quavering] 650 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,083 -[Zeus chuckles] -[grunts] 651 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:41,333 Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier. 652 00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:42,916 Whatever, Zeus. 653 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,750 But did… did… did you just apologize? 654 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,458 Yeah, man. 655 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:52,875 I spent the whole day on that lousy stage taking pictures and… 656 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,500 -I just lost it. -[woman] Oh! Oh no! 657 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:58,666 Us show dogs have to stick together, bro-bro. 658 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,583 [woman] No, boy! Oh, stop! 659 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,125 [hesitantly] Okay, bro-bro. 660 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:08,666 I can tell I need to earn your trust. Let me show you something. 661 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,958 Now, there's a well-known secret about every single dog show. 662 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:16,958 Follow me. 663 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:24,250 Nobody comes here for stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons. 664 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:26,958 -Huh? -We come here for… 665 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,666 the food! 666 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:33,416 [Marmaduke] It's… it's a… I don't… I can't… 667 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,916 I… I want… I… 668 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,291 I need… 669 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,833 There's… there's so much food! 670 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,041 [Zeus] You okay, buddy? 671 00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:44,375 Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. Just… just gimme a sec, all right? 672 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,625 It's so beautiful. 673 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,291 Go on. Dive in. 674 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:52,250 But we're not supposed to eat a large meal before a competition. 675 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,083 A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need. 676 00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,458 We don't have much time, so dig in. 677 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,541 [chewing] Mmm. Mmm. 678 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:04,125 Okay, I'm in. 679 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,750 But just a tiny taste. [exhales] 680 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:11,041 I gotta rush and get highlight touch-ups. 681 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,791 I'll see you in five. 682 00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:14,625 -See ya. -[saliva dripping] 683 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:15,833 [chuckles menacingly] 684 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,208 [crowd cheering] 685 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:20,458 [announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage. 686 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,958 The show is finally starting! 687 00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:24,041 [laughs gleefully] 688 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,375 -Where the… -[barks] 689 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:27,583 -…is Marmaduke? 690 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:30,833 [Marmaduke, dazedly] So fat. 691 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,875 So happy. 692 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:33,958 [belches] 693 00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:36,041 [groans, belches] 694 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:40,125 [announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage. 695 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:42,458 [groans] 696 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:45,000 -[stomach gurgles] -[groaning continues] 697 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:45,916 [sighs] 698 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:50,875 [straining, groaning] 699 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:54,708 -Whoa! [grunts] -[dishes clattering] 700 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,458 Okay, gotta get up. 701 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,375 [strains] 702 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,500 [grunting] 703 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,250 -[sighs, groans] -[stomach sloshes] 704 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,750 Did my legs shrink? 705 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:06,708 [grunts] 706 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,291 [announcer] The dog show competition is starting. 707 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,333 All contestants must get ready. 708 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,875 [groaning] I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 709 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,125 [straining] 710 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:18,416 [grunting] 711 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,791 [straining] 712 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,583 -[legs warbling] -[panting] 713 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,583 [inhales sharply] 714 00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,791 [farts] 715 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,833 [exhales] Okay. 716 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:31,000 [crowd cheering] 717 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,833 [announcer] Bring out the dogs! 718 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:35,333 Yay! Here they come! 719 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:36,708 [Guy] Ugh. 720 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,333 Where is that… [sighs] 721 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,125 Oh! Where have you been? 722 00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:44,541 Don't worry. I was just checking my blood sugar. 723 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,458 [burps] 724 00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:46,916 [coughing] 725 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,166 What is that smell?! 726 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:50,208 [clears throat] 727 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:53,250 Now, remember, float around the perimeter. 728 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,333 [crowd cheering] 729 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,375 [Billy] Hey! There's Marmaduke! 730 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:05,375 [Marmaduke] Floating. Just keep floating. 731 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,541 [woman] Go! Go! Yes! 732 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,541 [cheering continues] 733 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,458 [Marmaduke] See? We're good. 734 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:21,250 Easy peasy, lemon-- 735 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,375 -[grunts] -[stomach gurgles] 736 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,875 Uh-oh. 737 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:27,750 [gurgling] 738 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:30,083 -[thuds] -[legs quaver] 739 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:32,416 -[farts] -What are you doing? 740 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,250 [groaning] I gotta go! 741 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:35,666 -[farts] -[sniffs] 742 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:36,666 Blech! 743 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:41,000 That's it. I'm never smelling a dog's rear end again. 744 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:44,958 What happened to you? Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp? 745 00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:46,875 What's going on?! 746 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:47,791 Whoa! 747 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,416 He looks like me after Taco Tuesday. 748 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:52,625 Get up. 749 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,000 I can't. Trust me. 750 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,500 What's wrong with Marmaduke? 751 00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,083 [straining] Get up. 752 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,625 [Zeus] How was your snack? 753 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,541 -You look a bit bloated. [chuckles] -[grunting nervously] 754 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,083 I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to… 755 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,750 [gurgling] 756 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:11,041 Uh-oh! 757 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,291 I need to-- Oh! 758 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,583 -Gotta go! -Marmaduke! 759 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:20,916 -[panting] -[spluttering] 760 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,666 [panting frantically] 761 00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:26,708 [labored breathing] 762 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:33,125 [panting] It's too far. I'm not gonna make it. 763 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,041 [whimpers] 764 00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:35,083 Oh? Oh! 765 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,916 -Ah. I can do it. I can do it. -[tires screeching] 766 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,375 Someone control that dog. 767 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,333 [panting] 768 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,791 -[boings] -Aah! 769 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:45,708 [grunts] 770 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:48,791 [screaming] 771 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:51,916 [screaming continues] 772 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:56,250 [stomach gurgling] 773 00:34:56,333 --> 00:35:01,666 -[exhaling] -[farting] 774 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,333 -[man] What is that? -[kid] Oh my God! 775 00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,875 -[girl] What's happening? -[Henri] What the heck? 776 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:07,750 [screaming, grunting] 777 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,541 -[Dottie] What is that? -[coughing] 778 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,750 [Phil] Watch out! 779 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:12,958 [coughing] 780 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,916 [girl screams] 781 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,875 [dramatic music playing] 782 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:20,875 [screaming] 783 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:23,166 [girl crying] 784 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,791 [snoring] 785 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,333 [whimpering] 786 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,416 [woman screams] 787 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:33,291 [retching] 788 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,250 [Barbara screams] 789 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:38,583 [gags] 790 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,458 [woman gagging, coughing] 791 00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:47,541 [dramatic music continues] 792 00:35:58,166 --> 00:36:00,250 [boy] We're all gonna die! 793 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:03,250 [screaming] 794 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,833 -[boy grunts] -[crashing] 795 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:06,958 [coughing] 796 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,708 That's awesome! 797 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,041 [coughing] 798 00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,791 [inhales] That was a disgrace! 799 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:19,541 I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life! 800 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:25,000 I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness. 801 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,166 [Marmaduke whimpers] 802 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,541 Congratulations, Phil. 803 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,833 You've discovered a new breed of dog. 804 00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:34,625 The Not-So-Great Dane. 805 00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:36,958 [sighs] 806 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,875 [groans] 807 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:46,583 -[sighs] -[Billy] It's okay, boy. 808 00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,916 You don't have to do this anymore. 809 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,333 It's all over. 810 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,375 [high-pitched coughing] 811 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:58,291 [gags] 812 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:01,208 {\an8}-[school bell rings] -[upbeat music playing] 813 00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:06,375 [girls laughing] 814 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,333 Ew. 815 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,791 [laughs] Gross. 816 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,375 Hey. 817 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,000 Hey, guys. 818 00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:17,000 [cheerleaders laughing] 819 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:21,208 Watch out. It's El Stinko! 820 00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:25,458 She shares a home with Scooby Poo! 821 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:29,458 [laughing] 822 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,291 -[sad music playing] -[cheerleader] Ew! 823 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:34,333 [laughing continues] 824 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,250 [upbeat music playing] 825 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,291 [boy] Check it out. 826 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,000 [chuckles] 827 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:47,333 [boys laughing] 828 00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:48,250 [grunts] 829 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,416 Your dog is disgusting! 830 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,833 -Yeah. -[laughing] 831 00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:56,041 Take it back! 832 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,541 [grunts] 833 00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,958 -[boy taunting in singsong] -[boy 2] Get him! 834 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:01,583 [grunting] 835 00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,916 [boys laughing] 836 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 [boy 2] Loser! 837 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,500 [sentimental music playing] 838 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:13,416 [grunts] 839 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:25,500 [Marmaduke] Billy? 840 00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:31,125 [sighs] 841 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,291 Say something nice to your dog. 842 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:40,708 [sighs] 843 00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,250 [sighs] 844 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:51,916 You… 845 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:53,708 I mean… 846 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:55,583 You… 847 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,583 [whimpers] 848 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,750 You are who you are, Marmaduke. 849 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:08,916 [sighs] 850 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:11,458 [exhales] 851 00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:13,750 [groans] 852 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,416 Oh, Phil means well, 853 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,541 but he's not really good at the old pick-me-up speech. 854 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,375 [sighs] 855 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:30,208 Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal. 856 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:33,041 So you lost the dog show competition. 857 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,416 I didn't just lose. 858 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:38,791 I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people. 859 00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:39,708 [sighs] 860 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:42,083 Do you have any idea how humiliating that is? 861 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,625 -Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. -[inhales sharply] 862 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:46,958 And tt took two security guards to get it out! 863 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:48,750 [grunts] 864 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:55,958 Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of their lives. 865 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,083 [sighs] 866 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,458 Probably best if you lay low for a while. 867 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:03,500 This will all blow over. 868 00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:05,291 I hope. 869 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:10,875 [groans, whimpers] 870 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:11,791 [treat thuds] 871 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:16,041 [birds chirping] 872 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:18,083 [crickets chirping] 873 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,250 [light switch clicks] 874 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:24,583 [grunts] 875 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,458 [huffs] 876 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,125 [sobs] 877 00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,791 I quit cheerleading today. 878 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:34,958 [Dottie] Oh, honey. 879 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:40,583 And I always thought Dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school. 880 00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:41,750 Thanks, Barb. 881 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:45,500 Our dog's a loser! 882 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:47,416 He's not a loser! 883 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:50,583 Kids. 884 00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:53,958 Some dogs are meant to be champions. 885 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,166 Some dogs are meant to be… 886 00:40:58,833 --> 00:40:59,750 dogs. 887 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,625 Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs. [chuckles] 888 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,458 Mom's right. The whole thing is unfortunate. 889 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,791 But the best thing we can do is put the whole thing behind us. 890 00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:13,791 -Huh? -[record scratches] 891 00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,875 {\an8}[epic orchestral music playing] 892 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:25,000 -[record scratches] -What is it? 893 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,500 Guy wants us to pay for the training costs. 894 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:29,375 Did you agree to that? 895 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,250 It was supposed to come out of the prize money 896 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:33,958 that we didn't win. 897 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,166 We're all losers! 898 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,250 [sobbing] 899 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,250 [sighs] It's all my fault. 900 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:44,416 [Dottie] Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay. 901 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,083 [somber music playing] 902 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,000 [sighs] 903 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,875 I'm really sorry. 904 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,666 -[thunder rumbling] -[King Tut sighs] 905 00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:23,208 [dramatic up-tempo music playing] 906 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,708 [Dottie] Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions. 907 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,875 Some dogs are meant to be… 908 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,416 dogs. 909 00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,875 [Barbara] Our dog's a loser! 910 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:40,541 [Zeus] The only thing you're going to win 911 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:44,791 is total humiliation for you and your family. 912 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:45,958 [groans] 913 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,708 [Phil] He's gone too far, Dottie. 914 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:51,291 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 915 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:55,750 [Guy] You've discovered a new breed of dog, 916 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,583 the Not-So-Great Dane. 917 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:01,041 -[grunts] -[car horn blaring] 918 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:01,958 Whoa! 919 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:03,833 [grunts] 920 00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:05,541 [panting] 921 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:12,583 Oh! 922 00:43:14,541 --> 00:43:15,625 [sighs] 923 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,500 They’ll be better off without me. 924 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,875 I'm such a loser. 925 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,458 [car horn blaring] 926 00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:30,750 -[tires squealing] -Huh? 927 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:34,666 Toodle-oo! 928 00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:35,750 King Tut! 929 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:39,041 -[panting] -[car horns beeping] 930 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:40,833 [tires squealing] 931 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:43,208 [grunting in slow motion] 932 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:48,541 -[grunts] -[car horn beeping] 933 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:52,375 What were you doing out there? 934 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:54,541 Waiting for you. 935 00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:55,458 What? 936 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,083 [King Tut] I knew I wasn’t in any danger 937 00:43:58,166 --> 00:44:01,458 because you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure 938 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:04,125 that the whole family is safe and sound. 939 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,458 Tell that to Billy and Barbara. 940 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,166 [King Tut] Nobody wins their first competition. 941 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:15,541 You just need to go back out there and make things right. 942 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:18,833 Are you kidding? All that training? 943 00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:20,208 What a joke. 944 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,041 Guy was right. 945 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:25,250 -There is a champion inside of you. -[soft piano music playing] 946 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,291 How do you know? 947 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:31,125 Because he just saved me. 948 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,666 Huh. 949 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,625 Believe in yourself. 950 00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,875 Believe I'm a champion? 951 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,000 [King Tut] Yep. 952 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:43,791 Come on. Let's go home. 953 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,166 [Marmaduke] I am a champion. 954 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,916 I'm the greatest dog of all time. 955 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,833 [King Tut] I wouldn't go that far, but top five million for sure. 956 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,458 [Marmaduke] Awesome! 957 00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:02,458 -[sips] -[knocking on door] 958 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,791 -[blowing] -[knocking on door] 959 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:07,416 [sighs] 960 00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:09,875 [knocking continues] 961 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,208 I'm back. Let's do this. 962 00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:17,541 Oh, look. It's you. Listen. 963 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:21,958 It was unfair for me to think that you had what it takes to be a champion. 964 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:25,750 -Huh? -A champion makes the impossible possible. 965 00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:30,000 But all you’ve done is made it impossible to be a champion. 966 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,000 Go home, dog. 967 00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:39,000 [growls] 968 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,250 I'll show you what a real champion can do. 969 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:47,250 [intense music playing] 970 00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:55,625 [panting] 971 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:21,708 [Big Ben tolls] 972 00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:22,875 [water splashes] 973 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:27,375 [chomps] 974 00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:31,250 This amazing dog has just done the impossible 975 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,708 and made a solo trip around the world. 976 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,333 What? 977 00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,000 How can this be? 978 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,750 [reporter] We're also getting reports that this mysterious dog 979 00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,625 traversed the Great Wall, and was also spotted crossing-- 980 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:45,583 -[sighs] -[crowd cheering] 981 00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:48,041 -[glass shatters] -[Billy] There's Marmaduke! 982 00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:50,083 [cheering continues] 983 00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,708 [man] Marmaduke's the best! 984 00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,166 [boy] Way to go, Marmaduke! 985 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:57,208 -[dogs barking] -[cheering continues] 986 00:46:57,291 --> 00:46:58,416 [water dripping] 987 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,500 -[dogs barking] -[crowd cheering] 988 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,125 I get it, okay? 989 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:12,791 This dog wants another chance. 990 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:13,708 [barks] 991 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:17,250 Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed. 992 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,583 I was wrong. 993 00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:20,458 There's no champion inside of him. 994 00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:21,375 [sighs] 995 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:22,791 [grunts] 996 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,166 -Billy. -[man protesting] 997 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:28,791 -So, please, just leave. -[man] You stink! 998 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,291 What a jerk. 999 00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:32,375 -Dottie. -[huffing] 1000 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:35,125 -[booing] -[barking] 1001 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:37,166 [whimpers] 1002 00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,708 It's okay, boy. 1003 00:47:38,791 --> 00:47:40,583 -[whimpering] -[woman] Aw, come on! 1004 00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:42,833 -[man] You're the worst. -Hey! 1005 00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:44,458 [groans] 1006 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:48,375 If you don't get off my lawn, I'll call the cops. 1007 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,625 Call 'em. 1008 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,583 Because it appears somebody stole your integrity. 1009 00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:54,416 -[crowd gasps] -[laughing] 1010 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,166 -Good one, Billy. -[man] Yeah, he's right! 1011 00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,791 [huffs, growls] 1012 00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:03,250 You're the one that told Marmaduke you'd turn him into a world champion. 1013 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,291 [man] That's right. Tell him how it is! 1014 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,375 -But if there's a failure in this story… -[man] Tell him. 1015 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,625 …it's you! 1016 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,458 Come on, boy! 1017 00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:15,083 [woman] Listen to the kid! 1018 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,500 [crowd protesting] 1019 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:19,583 Hmm. He's right. 1020 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,791 [man] Who needs you? Come on. We're going. 1021 00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:23,208 Wait! 1022 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,958 -[Marmaduke whimpers] -[footsteps approaching] 1023 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,416 Nobody's ever called me a failure. 1024 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:32,333 What's your point? 1025 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,875 My point is 1026 00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:37,875 that I like what the boy said about me being a failure. 1027 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,375 You do? 1028 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:45,541 Never accepting failure. Never giving up. 1029 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:50,000 That is how you make the impossible possible. 1030 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,500 And that is what made me 1031 00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:57,083 the greatest dog trainer the world has ever seen! 1032 00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,583 Thank you for calling me a failure! 1033 00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:04,583 You reminded me of what I saw in your dog in the first place. 1034 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:07,125 [Billy grunts] 1035 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:11,791 -[chuckles] -Oh, we're going to do great things. 1036 00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:13,708 -[grunts] -Marmaduke. 1037 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:14,666 [Marmaduke grunts] 1038 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:20,333 Pack your bags, because we're going to the World Dog Championship! 1039 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,166 -[crowd cheering] -[Guy laughing] 1040 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,125 -[dogs barking] -[boy] Marmaduke, you rock! 1041 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,708 Uh, what just happened? 1042 00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,833 I'm not sure. 1043 00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:36,291 Well, I think Marmaduke has his trainer back. 1044 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:40,791 Nobody can annoy somebody into doing something they don't wanna do like my dog. 1045 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,500 Yep. That's kinda always been my motto. 1046 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:47,500 [Barbara] Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you! 1047 00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:48,750 [dogs barking] 1048 00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:51,583 -[jazzy music playing] -[phone ringing] 1049 00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:52,500 [clears throat] 1050 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,583 Hello, Amy. 1051 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,416 Oh. [chuckles] 1052 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:57,875 Guy Hilton. 1053 00:49:57,958 --> 00:50:03,125 I have a favor to ask the President of the World Dog Championship. 1054 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,875 What kind of favor? 1055 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,375 I want to bring a rookie 1056 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:08,375 -to this year’s competition. -[giggles] 1057 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,208 Anything for you. 1058 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,541 And don't make any dinner plans 1059 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:18,583 because I'm taking you to that cozy place we went to last time. 1060 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,666 Mmm! 1061 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,958 I'd like that. 1062 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:21,875 [Guy] Perfect. 1063 00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:24,041 See you soon. 1064 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:25,625 Bye, Guy. 1065 00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:28,291 Yes! 1066 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:35,916 [upbeat music playing] 1067 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,541 [Billy] Oh, I hope Dad buys a car like this! 1068 00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:55,333 [Marmaduke] My stomach is bubbling, and that never ends well. 1069 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:57,958 Uh-oh. 1070 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:01,416 -Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy. -[groans] 1071 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,208 It's just a dog show. 1072 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,500 [Guy] Showtime. 1073 00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:08,916 [camera shutters clicking] 1074 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,291 Wow! 1075 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,791 [cheering] 1076 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:14,541 [man] Marmaduke! 1077 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,333 -Wow! -Whoa! 1078 00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:18,750 [Dottie] Oh my goodness. 1079 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,583 [Phil] Hey! Wait up! 1080 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:28,750 [woman] You look good! 1081 00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,625 [cheering continues] 1082 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:33,541 [man] Juan Pedro, you're a hero! 1083 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,125 [sniffing] 1084 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:39,625 [in Spanish accent] What is that delicious smell? 1085 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,458 [trainer] Juan Pedro, self-control. 1086 00:51:43,791 --> 00:51:45,458 [woman] Shantrelle! Shantrelle! 1087 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:53,000 [in French accent] This humidity is not doing my coat any favors. 1088 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,500 [grunting, snarls] 1089 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,291 [in British accent] Give us another chop, eh? 1090 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:03,041 Good old boy. 1091 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:04,958 -[man] Vinnie! -[chomping] 1092 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:18,583 If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won. 1093 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,708 [Zeus chuckles] 1094 00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:29,208 So which of these mangy mutts is fighting for second place? 1095 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:30,125 -[man] Zeus! -[laughs] 1096 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,875 [man] Can I get a picture of the greatest of all time? 1097 00:52:36,083 --> 00:52:36,916 [dog barks] 1098 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:40,500 [trainer] You are truly the best dog ever. Now, win! 1099 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:44,250 [Guy humming] 1100 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,333 Are we sure these are all dogs? 1101 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:48,833 I mean, that one has two rear ends. 1102 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,833 -[boings] -[Marmaduke] Oh. 1103 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,458 How does a dog get muscles like that? 1104 00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:59,666 [straining, grunting] 1105 00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:00,708 [humming continues] 1106 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:02,333 -[grunting] -[leg rattles] 1107 00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:03,958 [strains] 1108 00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:06,625 Wait. Where's me protein shake? 1109 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,625 Ronnie, this ain't funny. 1110 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:11,500 Ronnie! Ronnie! [barks] 1111 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:14,083 There you go, sunshine. [chuckles] There you go. 1112 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:15,625 [belches] 1113 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:18,541 Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake? 1114 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:20,166 Hold still, Marmaduke. 1115 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:23,416 [gasps, sighs] 1116 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,541 [whimsical music playing] 1117 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,458 [brush thuds] 1118 00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:33,416 Amy! 1119 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:35,583 Don't move. 1120 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:38,041 Hmm? 1121 00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:41,041 Wait, don't leave me. 1122 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:44,583 I'm not good in social situations. It gives me really bad gas. 1123 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:45,541 [stomach rumbles] 1124 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,375 Hello, Guy. 1125 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:49,875 Thanks for making this happen at the last minute. 1126 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,000 [Amy chuckles] 1127 00:53:51,083 --> 00:53:53,750 Of course. I was glad you called. 1128 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,291 It's really good to see you. 1129 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,916 I'd love to chat, 1130 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,125 but I've got to get back to my office now. 1131 00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:01,625 [gasps] 1132 00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:03,166 Amy, wait. 1133 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:06,708 Are we still on for dinner? 1134 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,291 [Amy] You do owe me a dinner. 1135 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,291 [Guy] Great! 1136 00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:10,208 Guy. 1137 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:13,125 -[sniffing] -Huh? Huh? 1138 00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:15,375 Hey, hello. 1139 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:17,958 [in French accent] I haven't seen you around. 1140 00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:20,708 [nervously] Yeah, well. Um, about that, 1141 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:24,541 I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new to this stuff, so… 1142 00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:26,500 [chuckles] 1143 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:30,250 Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf? 1144 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,291 [growls] 1145 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:34,083 I thought it was a dishrag. 1146 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:35,625 Hey, Hansel. 1147 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:38,041 Ooh, better cut back on the strudel. 1148 00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:40,750 Your belly's starting to drag on the floor. 1149 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:42,291 -[gasps] -[laughs menacingly] 1150 00:54:42,791 --> 00:54:43,625 [growls] 1151 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:44,666 Zhi? 1152 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:48,791 All the way from Shanghai just to lose to me? [laughs] 1153 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,750 Why waste your-- [grunts] 1154 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:53,000 -[energy reverberating] -[grunting] 1155 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,916 Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus. 1156 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,833 [Zeus grunts] 1157 00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:59,125 They may be your downfall. 1158 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,000 Whatever. [clears throat] 1159 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:04,833 [muttering] Crazy dog. 1160 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:06,166 [giggles] 1161 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:08,708 Don't be so nervous. 1162 00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,458 I don't bite. 1163 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:12,666 [hesitantly] Okay. 1164 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,750 Unless you want me to. 1165 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:15,666 [chuckles] 1166 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:16,875 Uh… 1167 00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:18,541 What? Huh? 1168 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,458 Au revoir! 1169 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,833 Hey, Shantrelle. 1170 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,375 [groans] 1171 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:26,333 Zeus. 1172 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,041 Let's do lunch. 1173 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,291 -[scoffs] As if. -Ugh. 1174 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:35,166 [chuckles] Same old Shantrelle. 1175 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:37,541 Marmaduke! 1176 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:38,625 [indistinct chatter] 1177 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:43,791 I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show. 1178 00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:46,166 You tricked me. You're a weasel. 1179 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:48,333 Easy, big boy. 1180 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:52,750 Look, do you really want to go out on the competition floor 1181 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:58,291 and embarrass yourself while the whole world is watching? 1182 00:55:58,375 --> 00:55:59,250 [growls] 1183 00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:02,750 The only embarrassment here is you and your overpriced shampoo. 1184 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:06,666 Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare my victory speech. 1185 00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:08,333 [laughing] 1186 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,125 -[roars] -[grunting] 1187 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:13,000 -[crowd gasps] -[babbles dizzily] 1188 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,041 -[groans] -[crowd chuckles] 1189 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,333 [laughing] 1190 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:18,250 Psych! 1191 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:30,541 [reporter] Welcome to the World Dog Championship. 1192 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:34,166 There are always so many incredible stories at this show. 1193 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:38,833 But topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself, 1194 00:56:38,916 --> 00:56:42,666 {\an8}Guy Hilton, here with the star of the "Pool Flop Fail," 1195 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:43,625 {\an8}Marmaduke. 1196 00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:45,333 {\an8}[cheering, applauding] 1197 00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,333 Are you ready? 1198 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:55,083 I… I was ready born. 1199 00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:58,041 I mean, I wasn't ready to be born. I was born to be ready. 1200 00:56:58,125 --> 00:56:59,875 The simple answer is just yes. 1201 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:02,500 Welcome back, dog aficionados! 1202 00:57:02,583 --> 00:57:05,625 This year is going to be a doozy. 1203 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:08,333 -[buzzing] -Bring out the dogs! 1204 00:57:08,416 --> 00:57:11,250 [crowd cheering] 1205 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:15,833 [announcer] Ah. And here they come in all their majesty. 1206 00:57:15,916 --> 00:57:17,250 [cheering continues] 1207 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,000 -Go, Marmaduke! -Woo-hoo! 1208 00:57:22,083 --> 00:57:24,041 [Billy] Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo! 1209 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:36,291 [man] Yes! 1210 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:37,750 [Phil] Go, Marmaduke! 1211 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:39,166 Marmaduke! 1212 00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:53,041 [announcer] Looks like it's time to start the Obedience Section of the competition 1213 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,541 where the canine's self-control is tested 1214 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:58,625 with a baconized version of their favorite treat. 1215 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:02,083 {\an8}Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen, 1216 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:05,166 and my wife might say there's no "if" about it… 1217 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:07,125 [laughs, sighs] 1218 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:08,541 She hates me. [clears throat] 1219 00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:11,666 …I… I would struggle during this part of the competition. 1220 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:15,041 [crowd cheering] 1221 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:18,166 [in Spanish accent] My fans, they love me. 1222 00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:19,958 [kissing] 1223 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,708 [announcer] Let's see if Juan Pedro can resist 1224 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,500 the bacon taco for 30 seconds! 1225 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,041 [sniffing] Bacon taco? 1226 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:36,416 What a great idea! That's amazing. [licks lips] 1227 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,250 I love it! I love it! 1228 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,625 Juan Pedro, self-control. 1229 00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:45,500 [licks lips] I love it! 1230 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:48,083 [announcer] The little guy is eyeballing that taco, 1231 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:52,083 but the promise of the Championship trophy is way stronger than a-- 1232 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:53,708 -[screams, chomps] -[trainer] Ay! Ay! 1233 00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:55,375 {\an8}-[Amy gasps] -[trainer] Oh no! 1234 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:56,666 Ay, ay, ay! 1235 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,625 He needs his medication! 1236 00:58:58,708 --> 00:58:59,875 Ouch! 1237 00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:02,708 Looks like Juan Pedro has been disqualified. 1238 00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:05,333 -[buzzer blares] -[trainer] No, it's not his fault! 1239 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:06,916 [Juan Pedro growling] 1240 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,041 [trainer] Oh no! 1241 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:09,333 Ay! [grunts] 1242 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:10,750 [groans] 1243 00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:13,083 Oh, where'd you come from? 1244 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:16,458 -[mystical music playing] -The bacon is your enemy. 1245 00:59:17,041 --> 00:59:17,875 Huh? 1246 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,875 [Zhi] To beat the bacon, 1247 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,833 you have to become the bacon. 1248 00:59:23,916 --> 00:59:25,041 [gong resonates] 1249 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,250 Become the bacon, huh? 1250 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,333 You are a strange little dog. 1251 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:30,791 [Zhi] Good luck. 1252 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:35,583 -[applauding] -[announcer] Next up is Marmaduke! 1253 00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:38,291 Remember, focus. 1254 00:59:39,791 --> 00:59:41,208 Focus. Got it. 1255 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:45,916 -[crowd cheering] -Become the bacon. 1256 00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:53,375 [sizzling] 1257 00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:54,750 [panting] 1258 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:58,166 [grunting] 1259 00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:00,583 Bacon pizza?! 1260 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:04,666 [in singsong] Bacon! B… b… bacon! 1261 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,625 [sniffing] 1262 01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:12,833 [groaning] 1263 01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:15,750 Oh. He's definitely gonna cave. 1264 01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,041 Come on, boy. 1265 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:18,333 Don't be you! 1266 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:19,958 [panting, strains] 1267 01:00:21,041 --> 01:00:21,916 Ugh. 1268 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,208 [whispering] Be the bacon. Come on, man. Be the bacon. 1269 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:26,125 Hmm? 1270 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,000 You are the bacon. 1271 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,625 [shudders] Huh? 1272 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:36,083 I wouldn't eat me. 1273 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,541 Would you eat me? 1274 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:40,958 -No. -[timer dings] 1275 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:44,125 [crowd cheering] 1276 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,291 Yeah! 1277 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:47,250 -Whoo! -Woo-hoo! 1278 01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,958 Go, Marmaduke! 1279 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,750 [Guy] Great job, Marmaduke. 1280 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:52,666 [Marmaduke] Hey, you could've saved me a bite. 1281 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:56,750 He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle. 1282 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:59,375 [cheering] 1283 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:09,000 [announcer] One of my favorite events is the Obstacle Course. 1284 01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:15,125 And first up is Zeus! [giggles] 1285 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,083 -[blows whistle] -Go! 1286 01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:23,708 [crowd cheering] 1287 01:01:26,166 --> 01:01:27,833 [engine roaring] 1288 01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:38,333 [crowd cheering] 1289 01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:40,250 [tires squealing] 1290 01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:44,750 [brakes screeching] 1291 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:48,333 [crowd cheering] 1292 01:01:48,416 --> 01:01:49,791 [laughing gleefully] 1293 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,666 [announcer] And just like his namesake, 1294 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:55,083 Zeus crosses the finish line like a bolt of lightning. 1295 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:57,083 [Henri chuckling] 1296 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:04,875 You got this. 1297 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,750 Just like we practiced. 1298 01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:09,541 Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it. 1299 01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:11,958 -Hey, furbag. -Huh? 1300 01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:13,333 What do you want? 1301 01:02:13,416 --> 01:02:17,875 Remember, when you fall flat on your stupid face, 1302 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:21,708 nobody expected you to win anyway. 1303 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:24,541 [laughs obnoxiously] 1304 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:26,916 [grumbles] I'll show you. 1305 01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:30,208 [announcer] Next up is Marmaduke! 1306 01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:31,625 [crowd cheers] 1307 01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:34,500 -[liquid sloshing] -[Marmaduke] Huh? Huh? 1308 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:37,375 Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon! 1309 01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:40,125 -[blows whistle] -Marmaduke, what's happening? 1310 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,291 Whoa! 1311 01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:42,625 Whoa! 1312 01:02:42,708 --> 01:02:47,333 [quavering] 1313 01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:50,458 -Wow! Look at Marmaduke go! -[Barbara] Yay! 1314 01:02:50,541 --> 01:02:51,625 Whoa! 1315 01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:54,125 [grunting] 1316 01:02:55,416 --> 01:02:56,416 Whoa! 1317 01:02:57,083 --> 01:03:00,208 [grunting] 1318 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,125 Whoa! 1319 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:03,875 [quavers] 1320 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:05,625 [grunts] 1321 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:07,708 [screams] 1322 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:09,750 Whoa! 1323 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:12,083 [grunting] 1324 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:14,375 Whoo! 1325 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:15,875 [screams] 1326 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:16,916 [grunts] Aah! 1327 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,291 -[crowd cheers] -Huh? 1328 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,166 Oh! 1329 01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:23,166 I can't believe I did it. 1330 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,291 -Yeah! -[legs warble] 1331 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:26,791 [laughing gleefully] 1332 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,625 Yes! 1333 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,416 Ugh! No freakin' way! 1334 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,333 Yeah! 1335 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:34,125 -Yay! Marmaduke! -Go Marmaduke! 1336 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,791 [floor squeaking] 1337 01:03:36,541 --> 01:03:38,833 Huh? Wha? [grunting] 1338 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:41,583 [squeals nervously] 1339 01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:44,416 [grunting] 1340 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,083 [quavering] 1341 01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,375 -[yelps] -[grunting] 1342 01:03:47,458 --> 01:03:48,458 Aah! [screams] 1343 01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:51,541 [crowd exclaiming] 1344 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:53,541 ["Sad Trombone" plays] 1345 01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:55,625 -[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke groans] 1346 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,708 -Guy? -[Guy groaning hoarsely] 1347 01:03:57,791 --> 01:03:58,625 Guy? 1348 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,291 [upbeat music playing] 1349 01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,291 In a crazy turn of events, 1350 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:07,125 Guy Hilton's attempt to win the championship with a rookie dog 1351 01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:09,666 has ended in a terrible injury. 1352 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:13,500 Looks like this underdog landed under his dog. 1353 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:17,208 [announcer] The talent show is about to begin. 1354 01:04:17,291 --> 01:04:19,958 Unfortunately, Marmaduke will not be competing 1355 01:04:20,041 --> 01:04:21,791 due to Guy Hilton’s accident. 1356 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:23,500 [sighs] 1357 01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:25,250 [Amy] Guy is at the hospital now. 1358 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:29,250 I just wanted to let you know he's going to be fine. 1359 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:32,416 I'm really sorry you won't be able to finish the show. 1360 01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:36,333 [gentle music playing] 1361 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:38,541 I think your dog has a lot of heart. 1362 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,208 Marmaduke was great today. 1363 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:45,500 [Phil and Dottie] Thanks. 1364 01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:48,708 I've gotta go get ready for the talent show. Take care. 1365 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:50,833 [Phil and Dottie] Bye. 1366 01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:55,958 I know you're sad right now. 1367 01:04:56,041 --> 01:04:58,458 But this is just like the time that Jeremy Smith told Kathy 1368 01:04:58,541 --> 01:05:00,166 he was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance, 1369 01:05:00,250 --> 01:05:03,583 but he ended up choosing Becky and I had to go with Mike. 1370 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:04,500 [scoffs] 1371 01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:07,041 That was… 1372 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:09,125 beautiful, Barbara. 1373 01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:10,708 [sighing] Oh. 1374 01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:13,625 Should we just call a taxi and go home? 1375 01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:16,291 Hmm. 1376 01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:18,333 The Winslows are a lot of things. 1377 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:20,291 Bad golfers. 1378 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,583 Those neighbors who borrow tools and forget where they put them. 1379 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:26,166 Always late for church. 1380 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,875 Inconsiderate drivers. 1381 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,250 Constant underachievers. 1382 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,083 Your point, honey? 1383 01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:35,583 We are not quitters. 1384 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:39,708 Marmaduke, you're not like those other dogs. 1385 01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,291 Some say you're too big. 1386 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:45,125 I say you're too big-hearted. 1387 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:50,500 And I know the best dog in the whole world is staring me right in the face. 1388 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:51,583 Me? 1389 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,500 [Phil] So, if you wanna finish what you started… 1390 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:54,875 I… I do. 1391 01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,708 Then I think we can find you a new trainer. 1392 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:00,916 Who? 1393 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,666 Team Winslow! 1394 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:05,291 [Marmaduke] Huh? 1395 01:06:07,958 --> 01:06:09,375 Come on, bring it in. 1396 01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,333 -[Marmaduke] Let's do it. -[all] Yeah! 1397 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:13,125 -Woo-hoo! -[Dottie laughs] 1398 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:15,500 -[Marmaduke] Get in there, Puddin'. -[Dottie] Silly dog. 1399 01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:17,333 -[cheering] -[Marmaduke howls] 1400 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:19,625 [upbeat music playing] 1401 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:24,250 We've reached the final event that decides which of these amazing specimens 1402 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,125 will be named the greatest dog on earth 1403 01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,208 and win the million-dollar prize! 1404 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:33,375 {\an8}Now to my favorite part, the talent show. 1405 01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:34,791 [crowd cheering] 1406 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:37,291 [announcer] First up, it’s Vinnie and Ronnie 1407 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:41,416 with their amazing display of the Staffordshire’s strength! 1408 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:51,166 -[rock and roll music playing] -[grunting] 1409 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:55,333 [grunts] 1410 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:57,625 -[crowd gasps] -[judge] Oh! 1411 01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,125 -[grunting] -[judges exclaiming] 1412 01:07:05,041 --> 01:07:07,083 [cheering] 1413 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,500 Wow! 1414 01:07:11,458 --> 01:07:15,333 [grunts, strains] 1415 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:21,125 [cracking] 1416 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:24,958 [rumbling] 1417 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,916 [straining] 1418 01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:30,750 [thud reverberates] 1419 01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,958 [judge] Whoo! Yes! 1420 01:07:38,208 --> 01:07:39,250 Wow! 1421 01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:41,958 That is one strong dog. 1422 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:49,583 Next up, it’s Shantrelle and her seductive Parisian extravaganza! 1423 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:55,750 [pop music playing] 1424 01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:58,958 Ooh. Ah! 1425 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,208 [panting] Whoa! 1426 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:03,875 [laughing] Wow! 1427 01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:04,791 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1428 01:08:04,875 --> 01:08:06,875 [pop music continues] 1429 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:11,541 ♪ Bring it back to the break My body shake, shake ♪ 1430 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:14,791 ♪ Got to put it down now Put it down now ♪ 1431 01:08:29,916 --> 01:08:30,750 [blows kiss] 1432 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,541 Whoa! 1433 01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:35,791 [howling] 1434 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:37,625 [cheering] 1435 01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:38,541 [whistles] 1436 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:50,041 [announcer] Get ready for Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend 1437 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:54,000 of martial arts and the mystical powers of the East. 1438 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:02,375 [all gasp] 1439 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:04,791 Ha! 1440 01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:06,458 [grunts] 1441 01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:11,916 [grunting] 1442 01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:15,875 Ha! 1443 01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:19,000 [rapping] ♪ I'm a mystic Gonna be ballistic ♪ 1444 01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:22,041 ♪ Be here where my game stays clear And never polished ♪ 1445 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:25,125 ♪ I'm about to change the game up Your game's up, ha! ♪ 1446 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,041 ♪ Follow the shake-up, ha! ♪ 1447 01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:29,833 ♪ Fake out That's what I wanna be ♪ 1448 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:33,666 ♪ Ha! ♪ 1449 01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,416 [cheering] 1450 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:50,083 -That was awesome! -Yay! 1451 01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:53,583 Wow, these dogs are putting on an amazing show. Yay! 1452 01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:59,000 Bu how did he land on the tip of that spear without getting skewered? 1453 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:00,625 [strains, sighs] 1454 01:10:03,291 --> 01:10:06,541 [announcer] Next up, Zeus and Henri, 1455 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:11,916 demonstrating the mesmerizing power of the Afghan’s sparkling fur! 1456 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:17,375 Look deeply into the golden fleece of my Zeus. 1457 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,666 -Ah! -[Henri] Keep your eyes focused. 1458 01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:29,166 Whoa! Huh? 1459 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,541 [dazed murmuring] 1460 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:35,958 You are now in a trance. 1461 01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:41,375 You will now obey Zeus. 1462 01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:43,208 [crowd] Obey Zeus… 1463 01:10:43,291 --> 01:10:47,000 Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… 1464 01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,083 -[smacking] -[crowd chanting] Obey Zeus… 1465 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:52,375 -Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… -[smacking, yelping] 1466 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,958 -Suckers. [chuckles] -[crowd] Obey Zeus… 1467 01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:56,833 Obey Zeus… 1468 01:10:57,416 --> 01:10:58,708 [all gasp, grunt] 1469 01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:01,625 -[chuckles, exhales] -[crowd] Obey Zeus… 1470 01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:05,125 -[chanting] Obey Zeus… -[panting] 1471 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:08,083 -[chanting continues] -[rattling] 1472 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:12,333 [rattling] 1473 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,875 [laughing] Hey. 1474 01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:16,083 [chuckles] 1475 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:22,333 [Henri] You will give Zeus the perfect score. 1476 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,125 The trance is over! 1477 01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:27,208 [all] Huh? 1478 01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:28,500 [gasping] Oh! 1479 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:30,125 [indistinct chatter] 1480 01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:31,375 [man chuckles] 1481 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,625 -[warbles, splutters] -[crowd cheering] 1482 01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:38,041 Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible! 1483 01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:39,916 Wasn't it? 1484 01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:44,125 [judge laughing gleefully] 1485 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,458 -[crowd gasps] -[gasps softly] 1486 01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:50,000 Mm-mm… 1487 01:11:50,541 --> 01:11:52,416 [laughs, stops] 1488 01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:54,041 [chuckles nervously] 1489 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:59,291 [announcer] Marmaduke is back in the competition 1490 01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:01,875 with his new trainer, Team Winslow. 1491 01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:08,833 Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back to the lawless days of the Wild West! 1492 01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:10,000 [crowd cheering] 1493 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:12,750 -[man] Marmaduke is back! -[woman] Whoo! Marmaduke! 1494 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:17,083 And I think Black Bart might be roamin' around these parts. 1495 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,416 [Marmaduke growls] 1496 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,500 Lookin' for me? 1497 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:24,375 -Yeah. [growls] -We sure are. 1498 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,458 Come and get me. 1499 01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:28,166 [laughs] 1500 01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:29,875 -Yahoo! -[neighs, howls] 1501 01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:31,791 Get him! Get him! Yeehaw! 1502 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:34,541 -[laughs] -[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint! 1503 01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,208 -[Billy] Yeah! -We're bringin' you in! 1504 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,875 -[growls, neighs] -Yeehaw! 1505 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,666 [both cheering] 1506 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:43,333 -Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo! 1507 01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:45,333 [Marmaduke] You ain't gettin' away! [neighing] 1508 01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:46,833 [grunting] 1509 01:12:48,541 --> 01:12:50,666 [Marmaduke] One rail slide, comin' up! 1510 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,958 [Billy] Yahoo! I got ya! 1511 01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:54,708 [grunting] 1512 01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:00,250 You can’t get away from us, Black Bart. 1513 01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:01,791 [laughs evilly] 1514 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:04,375 You'll never take me alive. 1515 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,083 Have it your way. 1516 01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:09,250 -[gun firing] -[Marmaduke] Dance, kitty cat! 1517 01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:11,208 -[King Tut] Meow! -[Marmaduke] Dance! 1518 01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:13,750 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1519 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:16,750 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1520 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:18,583 Woo-hoo! 1521 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:24,208 -Whoo! -Yay! Marmaduke! 1522 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:26,333 -[Billy laughs] -[upbeat music playing] 1523 01:13:26,416 --> 01:13:28,541 -Time to bust a move! -[Billy] Yeah! 1524 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,125 [Marmaduke grunting] 1525 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,791 [cheering] 1526 01:13:39,041 --> 01:13:41,083 Fantastic, Marmaduke! 1527 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,583 Ow! 1528 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:49,875 This is stupid. That isn't talent. 1529 01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:52,250 [both chuckle] 1530 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:54,833 Why are you dancing? 1531 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:57,250 Stop it! 1532 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:03,333 [grunting] 1533 01:14:05,666 --> 01:14:08,291 -[music ends] -[crowd cheers] 1534 01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:17,958 I can't believe you made it. 1535 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:20,375 I wasn't gonna miss your big show. 1536 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:21,958 Thanks. 1537 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,166 You can take it from here, pal. 1538 01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:25,083 [chuckles] 1539 01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,291 See ya, buddy. 1540 01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,666 [Amy] Woo-hoo! 1541 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,625 Yes! Woo-hoo! 1542 01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:35,666 [Marmaduke] Get out here, Team Winslow! 1543 01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:37,750 [cheering continues] 1544 01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:40,750 -[Barbara whooping] -[Billy laughs] 1545 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:41,666 [Dottie] Yay! 1546 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,708 Oh, that was awesome! 1547 01:14:43,791 --> 01:14:45,916 [Phil] Everyone loves you, Marmaduke. 1548 01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,791 Yeah! 1549 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,333 [Marmaduke] I mean, what's not to love? 1550 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:07,166 [Vinnie grunting] 1551 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:12,916 [announcer] And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. 1552 01:15:15,791 --> 01:15:19,750 -And this year's World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll] 1553 01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,125 Smell ya later, losers. 1554 01:15:22,208 --> 01:15:23,541 Zeus! 1555 01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:24,958 -[chuckles] -[crowd cheers] 1556 01:15:25,041 --> 01:15:26,000 [Henri] Yes! 1557 01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:27,083 [chuckling] 1558 01:15:27,166 --> 01:15:30,000 [judge laughing] 1559 01:15:30,083 --> 01:15:32,916 I knew me quads would be me downfall. 1560 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,916 [sobbing] 1561 01:15:35,708 --> 01:15:37,208 Sorry you didn't win, buddy. 1562 01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:40,750 At least I got to show the world what kind of dog I am. 1563 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:43,583 -[Henri laughing] -[Amy gasps] 1564 01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:48,166 [judge and Henri laughing] 1565 01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:51,916 Oh, Zeus is so, so special. 1566 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,083 [giggles] 1567 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,791 So, so special? 1568 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:58,666 Hmm. I've heard that before. 1569 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:02,416 Zeus is so, so special. 1570 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:06,833 Zeus is so, so special. 1571 01:16:07,666 --> 01:16:09,291 I knew he was a cheater. 1572 01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:12,333 We can't let him get away with this. 1573 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:14,791 Hmm. [grunts] 1574 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,041 [energy pulsating] 1575 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:26,541 Hmm. 1576 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,041 Mm-hmm. 1577 01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:31,375 [grunts] 1578 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:33,875 -Huh? -[gasps] 1579 01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:35,916 [warbles dizzily, grunts] 1580 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:38,166 [gasps] 1581 01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:40,416 -[yelps] -[crowd gasps] 1582 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:42,083 [grunts] 1583 01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:43,000 [groans] 1584 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,333 -[giggles nervously] -[deflating] 1585 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:47,250 [gasps] 1586 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,458 -[Henri] Huh? -[gasps] 1587 01:16:50,291 --> 01:16:52,208 [quavers] Gospodi! 1588 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:56,208 Who the heck is that guy? [chuckles nervously] 1589 01:16:56,291 --> 01:16:58,500 [Amy] Security! Security! 1590 01:16:58,583 --> 01:17:00,500 Huh? What are you guys doing?! 1591 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,750 Hey! You got the wrong guy! 1592 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:04,875 -Stop! Let me go! -[crowd cheers] 1593 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,125 -[laughs] -[barking] 1594 01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:07,833 All right! Yeah! 1595 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,625 [laughing] 1596 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:12,250 {\an8}Zeus has been disqualified. 1597 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:15,041 {\an8}-And the new World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll] 1598 01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:16,458 {\an8}Zhi! 1599 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:17,875 {\an8}[crowd cheering] 1600 01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:19,291 [Zhi] Hmm. 1601 01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:21,791 Hmm. 1602 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,208 This can't happen. 1603 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,000 That trophy's mine. 1604 01:17:27,541 --> 01:17:30,375 I'm supposed to be champion! 1605 01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:31,708 [growls] 1606 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:34,500 [Amy gasps] 1607 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,750 [growling] 1608 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:37,666 [grunts] 1609 01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:42,500 -[smacking] -[grunting] 1610 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:46,666 Smell you later. 1611 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,291 The kick that isn't there. 1612 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:50,208 Good one, Marmaduke. [groans] 1613 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,250 [growling] You! 1614 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,666 [laughing] 1615 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:54,625 Moi? 1616 01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:56,666 [Zeus growls] 1617 01:17:56,750 --> 01:18:01,666 I am going to rip those stupid floppy ears off your head! 1618 01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:05,250 [grunts] 1619 01:18:08,541 --> 01:18:09,583 -[clangs] -[groans] 1620 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,333 [metal creaking] 1621 01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:13,958 [man exclaiming nervously] 1622 01:18:14,916 --> 01:18:15,750 [yelps] 1623 01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:17,291 I'm okay! 1624 01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:21,375 Aah! 1625 01:18:21,875 --> 01:18:24,000 [screams] 1626 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,083 [quavers] I'm not okay! 1627 01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:28,791 [crowd screaming] 1628 01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:30,583 -Hold on! -Watch out! 1629 01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:32,583 [gasps] 1630 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:33,916 [metal screeches] 1631 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:36,583 -Billy! -I got ya, Billy! 1632 01:18:37,708 --> 01:18:38,541 Whoa! 1633 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:39,458 Marmaduke! 1634 01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:40,625 Uh-oh. 1635 01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:41,833 -[whimpers] -[crashing] 1636 01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:49,875 -Get a vet! Somebody, please! -Marmaduke! 1637 01:18:50,541 --> 01:18:51,375 [gasps] 1638 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,291 Marmaduke. 1639 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,208 Marmaduke. 1640 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:56,833 Buddy. 1641 01:18:56,916 --> 01:18:57,750 Talk to me. 1642 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,500 Oh no! 1643 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:06,833 [hoarsely] Please, boy. Be okay. 1644 01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:11,000 [Phil] Oh… 1645 01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:11,958 Marmaduke. 1646 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,000 Marmaduke was a good dog. 1647 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,916 He was loved by all. 1648 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:24,166 Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone. 1649 01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:27,291 -Chasing after cats. -Oh… 1650 01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:29,208 [Phil] Knocking down hedges. 1651 01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:31,625 Never passing up a good bone. 1652 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,333 Hogging my favorite chair. 1653 01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:38,500 His heart was always in the right place. 1654 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,250 We should never have tried to train you. 1655 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:48,583 -[machinery beeping] -You were perfect just the way you were. 1656 01:19:49,166 --> 01:19:52,000 [sobbing] 1657 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:53,541 Marmaduke. 1658 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:56,041 We will miss you… 1659 01:19:58,166 --> 01:19:59,000 very much. 1660 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:01,750 [all crying] 1661 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:06,083 [crying, sniffling] 1662 01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:08,875 Is there still time to hit the Awards Banquet? 1663 01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:12,375 -[all] Marmaduke! -[crowd cheers] 1664 01:20:12,458 --> 01:20:15,125 -[Phil laughs] -[Dottie] Marmaduke, you sweet dog. 1665 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:17,000 -[Phil] Aw. -[Billy laughs] 1666 01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:19,083 [Barbara] I love you guys. 1667 01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,541 Right back at you, guys. 1668 01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:23,250 [groans] 1669 01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:24,791 Where's my trophy? 1670 01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,333 -[security guard] Come on, you. -I'm the World Champion. 1671 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:29,458 I'm the World Champion! 1672 01:20:29,541 --> 01:20:31,041 [groans] 1673 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:34,125 See ya later, Zoser. [chuckles] 1674 01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:36,916 Don't let the doggy flap hit you on the way out. 1675 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,125 Marmaduke. 1676 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:42,250 You are not like any dog I've ever met. 1677 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,833 Yeah, I… I've been hearing that a lot lately. 1678 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:47,458 -[kissing] -[man] Whoo! Yeah! 1679 01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,708 Ooh la la! 1680 01:20:53,791 --> 01:20:54,625 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1681 01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:55,791 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1682 01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:57,958 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 1683 01:20:58,041 --> 01:21:02,458 [Marmaduke] So that's my rags-to-riches, happily-ever-after, Cinderella story. 1684 01:21:02,541 --> 01:21:06,291 No more plot twists, darkest hours, or agonies of defeat. 1685 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:10,250 So could I please have some of that bacon pizza now? 1686 01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:14,375 ♪ La, la ♪ 1687 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:16,375 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 1688 01:21:17,541 --> 01:21:18,875 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1689 01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:21,833 ♪ He's got a big heart Big love ♪ 1690 01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:24,916 ♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪ 1691 01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:31,875 [rapping] ♪ I'm the biggest dog around ♪ 1692 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:33,916 {\an8}♪ The Greatest Dane In the whole darn town ♪ 1693 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,666 {\an8}♪ But my family doesn't understand ♪ 1694 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:39,041 {\an8}♪ I gotta eat It's my command ♪ 1695 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,375 ♪ Now, I love my family Yes, I do ♪ 1696 01:21:41,458 --> 01:21:44,125 {\an8}♪ But sometimes they think That I'm crazy too ♪ 1697 01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:46,791 {\an8}♪ There's just no if, ands, or buts ♪ 1698 01:21:46,875 --> 01:21:49,541 {\an8}♪ But when I see food I kinda go nuts! ♪ 1699 01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:51,916 ♪ I try to be cool But then I lose it ♪ 1700 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,125 ♪ If I don't eat, I have a fit! ♪ 1701 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,416 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1702 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:59,000 {\an8}♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1703 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:00,000 {\an8}♪ Everybody now ♪ 1704 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:01,666 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1705 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:02,583 [barking] 1706 01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:04,625 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1707 01:22:05,291 --> 01:22:07,708 ♪ Then there's cats I gotta chase them ♪ 1708 01:22:07,791 --> 01:22:10,291 ♪ It's a dog's job It's my description ♪ 1709 01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:12,666 {\an8}♪ Cars and bugs Postman and a cat ♪ 1710 01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:15,416 {\an8}♪ I chase them all And then I sleep on my mat ♪ 1711 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:16,625 {\an8}♪ I sleep all day ♪ 1712 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:18,083 ♪ I sleep all night ♪ 1713 01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:20,375 ♪ Don't wake up until the morning light ♪ 1714 01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:23,125 ♪ And then it starts all over again ♪ 1715 01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:25,875 ♪ I just get hungry and it never ends! ♪ 1716 01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:27,500 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1717 01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:30,000 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1718 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:32,708 ♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪ 1719 01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:33,625 [barking] 1720 01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:35,375 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1721 01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:38,458 ♪ Now this is my life, as you can see ♪ 1722 01:22:38,541 --> 01:22:40,958 ♪ And I live with the Winslow family ♪ 1723 01:22:41,041 --> 01:22:43,791 ♪ I don't want money And I don't want fame ♪ 1724 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,541 {\an8}♪ I just want love 'Cause that's the name of the game! ♪ 1725 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:47,708 {\an8}♪ Bowwow ♪ 1726 01:22:48,291 --> 01:22:50,708 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1727 01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:53,375 {\an8}♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪ 1728 01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:54,291 [barking] 1729 01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:56,583 -♪ Whoo! ♪ -♪ Bowwow ♪ 1730 01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:57,708 ♪ Marmaduke! ♪ 1731 01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:00,750 ♪ He's a big dog ♪ 1732 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:05,541 ♪ We're gonna have a blowout In my backyard ♪ 1733 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:08,916 ♪ Aw yeah ♪ 1734 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,416 ♪ Dogs gone wild ♪ 1735 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:14,708 ♪ I dedicate this to the neighborhood ♪ 1736 01:23:14,791 --> 01:23:17,125 ♪ It's a blowout in my backyard ♪ 1737 01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:19,708 ♪ Everyone's invited And they're comin' from afar ♪ 1738 01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:25,333 ♪ I really wanna be there But I'm stuck inside my bedroom ♪ 1739 01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:28,000 ♪ Don't know how I'll get out But inside, I cannot stay ♪ 1740 01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:30,625 ♪ You know it's not a party Unless I bring my party ways ♪ 1741 01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,291 ♪ It's finally time to break out To crash right through the window ♪ 1742 01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:34,625 ♪ Nothin's gonna stop me now ♪ 1743 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:37,750 ♪ 'Cause it's finally time To party with you ♪ 1744 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:38,666 ♪ Aw yeah ♪ 1745 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:48,125 ♪ Today we're gonna party With the whole pack in my backyard ♪ 1746 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,083 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1747 01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,458 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1748 01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:54,541 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1749 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:56,416 ♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo ♪ 1750 01:23:57,541 --> 01:24:00,333 ♪ Stuck in my room Got my face against the window ♪ 1751 01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:03,083 ♪ Textin' all my friends My neighbor's just a weirdo ♪ 1752 01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:05,875 ♪ Party people jammin' In my back, back, backyard ♪ 1753 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,625 ♪ Dogs gone wild Dogs gone crazy ♪ 1754 01:24:08,708 --> 01:24:11,166 ♪ Been so long Since I've seen the light of day ♪ 1755 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:13,333 ♪ Starin' at the walls Watchin' ticktock ♪ 1756 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:15,833 ♪ Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock ♪ 1757 01:24:15,916 --> 01:24:18,166 ♪ Someone get me outta here ♪ 1758 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,958 ♪ Aw, throw me a bone ♪ 1759 01:24:21,541 --> 01:24:23,541 [pop music playing] 1760 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:16,250 [pop music ends] 124842

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