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- Hey, all youcool cats and kittens.
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You've reached Carole Baskinat Big Cat Rescue.
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Leave me a message, won't you?
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Well, how 'bout that?
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It's Carole Baskin's
voice mail.
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How you doin' tonight,
Carole Baskin's voice mail?
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Me, I'm not doin' too good,
not that you give a shit.
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Anybody tell you how stupid
your goddamn voice sounds?
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Makes me wanna fuckin' puke.
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You think you can just
cut the head off my business
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and I'm gonna be okay with it?
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Well, I'm not okay with it.
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I'm a fiery fuckin' phoenix,
Carole Baskin,
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and when I burn up,
I'm just gonna rise
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from my own goddamn ashes,
you fuckin' bitch.
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And I'm gonna fucking--
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Shit!
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I am stronger than anyone
or anything you ever met
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in your goddamn life,
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and if you know
what's good for you,
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you'll be shakin' in your Uggs,
you no-good,
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two-bit, motherfucking
backwards-twatted cunt.
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This is Joe Exotic, by the way.
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- Uh, two masses
removed without issue,
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but...
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the liver's too far gone.
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As the cancer progresses,
her pain levels will increase.
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Might be time to think
about what's best
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for Chairman Meow,
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instead of what hurts us less.
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I get it.
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Guess we didn't get there
in time, huh?
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Um, can I just, um--
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can I have a moment
alone with her to say goodbye?
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Hi, sweet pie.
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Good girl.
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I'm sorry, sweet pie.
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Here comes another one.
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Come on, you sexy bitch.
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Oh! All right, I got it.
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- Yeah.
- There you go, buddy.
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Got that shit all over it.
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- That's the same shit
you were covered in
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when you came out, bud.
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- Female.
- Phew! Doc, check 'em out!
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Excuse me, ladies.
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- Well, that's a good-sized
litter, Joe.
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Thank you.
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- Cats I usually breed
haven't turned out
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this many in a while.
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- Well, the air
around Oklahoma's
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sweeter than Myrtle Beach,
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and it makes my tigers
real horny.
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Yeah.
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Oh, now, look, she is a beauty.
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We don't have anything
with markings like that
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at Safari Park.
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- That one's precious.
- Mm.
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- This one?
- Yeah, that one.
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Well, she's yours, then.
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Huh? Anything for my girls.
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Okay, so we'll--
we'll take those two.
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Now, uh, what'd we say,
$2,500 a head?
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- Now, wait a minute.
You got a big operation.
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You're gonna need all kinds
of new blood comin' in.
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How about that guy?
He's a killer for sure.
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Yeah, no, I'm good, Joe.
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Can we talk, Doc?
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I'm in a tough spot
right now, Doc.
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With no road shows right now,
I got next to no income.
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I can barely afford
to feed the cats I got,
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let alone a few new ones.
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- Yeah, well,
that Carole Baskin's
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got a target on all of us, Joe.
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- Yeah.
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- And I'm sorry
about your situation,
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but I can't afford any more.
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We're friends from way back.
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Help me out, please!
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Well, I'll tell you,
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you know what Vern Owens
used to do
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when he was in this spot?
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He'd make room.
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Yeah, well, I don't.
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I love my cats.
I-I could never hurt 'em.
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Yeah, of course not.
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I wasn't suggesting it.
It's horrible.
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Yeah.
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- Well, I'm sure
you'll think of something.
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Ladies!
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- Mmm, ain't nothin'
like a mom-cooked meal.
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- Tried to cook it medium rare,
but I overdid it.
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Mm.
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Steak's great, Mom, thanks.
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Hey, you know I hate to ask.
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We've been having
some money problems.
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- I gave you $5,000 last month.
What happened to that?
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Spent it on meat.
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And I guess
I can put 'em on a diet,
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but you ever heard
a hungry cat roar?
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It's like to break your heart.
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They'll be all like...
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- Well, I don't wanna see
the poor things suffer,
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- but, Joe--
- If I can't feed 'em, Mom,
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I might have to put
the whole zoo up for sale.
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How much do you need?
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- Oh, maybe 15 grand,
20 if you got it.
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Thanks, Mom.
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And these vegetables,
how do you get them so tender?
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It's incredible.
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I'm home, Grandma.
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The hell are you doing here?
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- Well, look who it is,
resting witch face.
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- Grandma, you're not
writing him another check.
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Mind your own damn business.
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This is my business.
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I'm the one
who takes care of Grandma.
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You just come by
to mooch off her.
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- That's a humanitarian
right there.
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You wanna stop her from
supporting animals in need?
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Ten grand?
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You really burn me up,
you know that?
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- Not my fault you don't know
how to budget.
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- I wouldn't even need
the money if it weren't
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for that bitch down in Florida.
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Who?
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I told you, Carole Baskin.
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She's messing
with my livelihood.
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- Yeah? Go take it up
with her, then.
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She won't call me back.
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What am I supposed to do,
drive to Florida
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and show up on her doorstep?
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- Hey, Crystal said
she had some forms
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she wanted you to sign.
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Forget that.
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Need you to gas up the truck.
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I'm goin' on a road trip.
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You got it.
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- Hey,
maybe you wanna come with?
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We can make it a boys' weekend.
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Where we headed?
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Tampa, Florida.
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What's in Florida?
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The queen bitch herself...
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Carole fuckin' Baskin.
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- That brings us
to our 20-minute window
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for public comment.
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Yes, thank you.
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Carole Baskin, CEO and founder,
Big Cat Rescue.
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- Please keep it limited
to three minutes, Mrs. Baskin.
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Of course.
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I agree, it's upsetting.
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This beautiful creature
passed away this morning,
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after years of being
held captive by a motley crew
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of private traders
and wildlife "enthusiasts."
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But if I sat at home grieving,
I wouldn't be upholding
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my responsibility to the
animals I've sworn to protect.
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So I am here--
not for the first time--
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to ask this committee
to revoke
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the Class 1 wildlife permit
held by Grigore Zaharia.
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Speak of the devil.
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- Every month, I come down here
to defend myself
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because nebuna asta
is after me again.
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- Nebuna asta,
you say that every time.
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What is that?
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- I have never seen
that tiger before in my life.
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- It's--yes, okay,
this individual tiger
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was not in his possession,
but it's representative
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of what happens to the tigers
under his care.
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I've received several
anonymous complaints
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from former employees,
all citing the same concerns:
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untreated wounds,
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starvation diets--
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- All my animals,
down to the last
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pink flamingo,
are happy and healthy.
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- Then open your gates
and let us inside.
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If you have nothing to hide,
why ban public access?
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- I swam across the Danube
to escape the Iron Curtain.
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I won't be interrogated
by Comrade Baskin,
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not when the Constitution
guarantees me
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a right to property.
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- The curtain fell
a long time ago, my friend,
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and these are living things,
not property.
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The committee needs
to demand access
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to his animals
and see for yourself--
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Do you have any evidence
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to support your claim,
Mrs. Baskin?
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I don't know if you can tell,
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Mr. Zaharia
is a very intimidating man.
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And I think the fact
that my tipsters
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were not willing to go public
is indicative--
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- We can't revoke
a legally granted permit
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based on hearsay.
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Request denied.
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Woof.
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- Sorry that
didn't go your way.
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- Well, I didn't get Joe
at first either.
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Slow and steady wins the race,
my love.
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That's right. That's right.
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Well, I have to get
on the road to Miami.
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- Oh.
- I'll be back Thursday.
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- What company are you
fixing this time?
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- Oh, windows and doors
manufacturer.
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Yeah, their financials
were a mess.
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It's gonna take me months
to unravel
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and put a new plan in place.
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I am so excited.
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- Well, you're a genius
and you can
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- wear the hell out of a suit.
- That's right.
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They needed the big guns.
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Pop, pop, pop, pop.
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Ow, my heart.
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Come here, you.
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- I'll miss you.
- Miss you.
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Hm.
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- You planning something,
or do I not wanna know?
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I'll be careful.
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All I ask.
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- I don't choose
who I go after, Howie.
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- They choose me.
- I know.
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- You touch my music
one more time,
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we're gonna have words.
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Someone's in a mood.
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- I mean, I don't recall
inviting you along.
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- You said you wanted
a guys' weekend.
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- Yeah, and I ain't been on one
of those in a long-ass time,
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and Tampa's the strip club
capital of the world.
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I'm ready to tackle
some clam, baby.
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- Well, I got bigger tits
on my plate.
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Shit, like what?
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- He's gonna walk
into Carole Baskin's office,
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he's gonna sit her down,
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and he's gonna charm
the granny panties off her.
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- Oh, that is one claptrap I
would not wanna get caught in.
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Ten minutes in the same room,
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me and her'll be
hugging it out.
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And I'll get my road show back.
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I'll be in the black again--
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or the red,
whichever the good one is.
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- Mm, I'm not so sure
she'll talk to you,
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especially after
all them voice mails.
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Yeah. How bad were they?
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- Oh, dude,
even I learned a few
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new cuss words,
and that's saying something.
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Well, I got feelings!
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She can't hold that against me.
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I mean, we ain't so different,
me and Carole Baskin.
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Ain't nobody loves tigers
more than me, she'll see.
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- All right, Florida,
here we come!
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You boys ever been there?
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I mean, I love Dr. Mead,
but if you're gonna ask me
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to hold a stress position,
at least buy me a drink first.
253
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,471
- Hey, Joe, you coming
to the gym this afternoon?
254
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,848
No.
255
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,684
Hurts too much.
256
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,437
- Well, your X-rays
show progress, Joe.
257
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,730
Your biggest problem
is mental.
258
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,233
Maybe tomorrow.
259
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,861
- Look, Joe, if you're
not gonna do the rehab,
260
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,696
why'd you come
all the way to Florida?
261
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,042
- He's so cute.
262
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,837
- This monkey is so funny.
- I know, he's trouble.
263
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,715
- I love him!
- He's so cute.
264
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:25,138
- Ah, finally
feeling sociable, huh?
265
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,519
- I was just wondering
what all the fuss was about.
266
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,939
- I'm Emilio.
This is my boyfriend, Isaac.
267
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,066
Hey.
268
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,860
Hi, I'm Joe.
269
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,571
Are these all your animals?
270
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,114
I help run a petting zoo.
271
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,657
Sometimes they let us
borrow the animals
272
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,368
so they don't get lonely.
273
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,994
Or so we don't.
274
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,705
Isaac brings them by
when I'm feeling low.
275
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,665
Had to have a couple
of pins in my hip
276
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,709
after a slip and fall
in the tub.
277
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,462
Humiliating.
278
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,339
- Hey, could've happened
to anybody.
279
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,385
What are you in for?
280
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,303
Car accident.
281
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,555
- Are you from Miami?
- No, I'm from Texas.
282
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,891
My girlfriend said this...
283
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,810
was the best place.
284
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:16,231
Can I hold your cub?
285
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,733
Sure, come on in.
286
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,281
Leave the walker there, though.
287
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,783
Are you serious?
288
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:30,370
- You wanna pet the cub,
you gotta work for it.
289
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,291
Okay.
290
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,220
Yeah.
291
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:51,433
- I grew up on a ranch,
and we had horses
292
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,310
and sheep and chickens
293
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,188
but nothing like this.
294
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,567
- Well, get ready
to get pissed on.
295
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,863
Oh.
296
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,285
- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
297
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,953
- What do I--how do--
298
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,789
- It's just like
feeding a baby.
299
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,711
He's so tiny.
300
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,087
Yeah, watch, though.
301
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,964
In six months,
he'll weigh 100 pounds
302
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,467
and no one will be able
to tell him what to do.
303
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,509
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
304
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,637
- Oh, there he goes.
- Oh!
305
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,389
Oh!
306
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,061
Yeah.
307
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,687
Yeah!
308
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,066
11.
309
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,944
12. Nice, Joe, nice.
310
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,571
I can keep going.
311
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,406
One more set, you're done.
312
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,953
Looking good, Schreibvogel.
313
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,955
Feeling good.
314
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,084
- Looks like you'll be
out of here soon, going home.
315
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,211
Bet your girlfriend
will be thrilled.
316
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,463
Hey, you never told me
her name.
317
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,839
Kim.
318
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,884
She's--she's great.
319
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,012
She's a teacher,
so, you know,
320
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,515
she'll probably
make a good mom someday.
321
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:18,478
Meeting her, best thing
that ever happened to me.
322
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,231
- Who are you trying
to convince, me or you?
323
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,943
What are you talking about?
324
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,363
- Please, I had you pegged
the second I laid eyes on you.
325
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,368
What was your plan?
326
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,078
Marry this girl,
327
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,621
pretend to be
someone you're not
328
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,289
the rest of your life?
329
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,128
No.
330
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,425
I was gonna kill myself.
331
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,553
Drove myself off a bridge.
332
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,725
"Car accident," huh?
333
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,773
You know, being out
334
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,734
is a hell of a lot better
than being dead.
335
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,611
Easy for you to say.
336
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,155
You got a whole life.
337
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,241
You got someone who loves you.
338
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,869
You can have all that too.
339
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,870
It's hard in Texas.
340
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,329
It's hard everywhere.
341
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,084
But if you stick around here,
at least you have us.
342
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,588
We make our family.
343
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,345
Okay.
344
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,016
- I think
that's everything.
345
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,934
- Isaac and I
have a fold-out sofa.
346
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,228
You're welcome to stay
as long as you need.
347
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,314
Gotta tell Kim the truth.
348
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,110
Plus, I like cowboys.
349
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,863
There ain't no cowboys
in Miami.
350
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,158
Thank you.
351
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,040
Okay, my friend.
352
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,299
You ready?
353
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,427
Good.
You and me both, buddy.
354
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,894
No sign of the asset.
355
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,647
Oh, there he is.
356
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,149
There you are.
357
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,360
The asset is taking out
the trash.
358
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,154
I've been spotted.
359
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,407
Oh, shit--oh.
360
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,058
- What are you doing,
Mrs. Baskin?
361
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,979
I wanna talk to you...
362
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,149
Away from here
363
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,610
so your boss can't see us.
364
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,862
Why would I talk to you?
365
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,572
You're enemy number one.
366
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,950
- I'm not--
I am his enemy, not yours.
367
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,871
You know what I mean?
368
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,591
- Oh, check it out,
they got firecrackers.
369
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,677
- Is anybody else's
tummy growling?
370
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,097
I saw a sign back there
for some stone crabs.
371
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,724
- Ain't you got
enough crabs already?
372
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,476
- Oh, come on.
373
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,896
- I think we should take a look
around before we get dinner.
374
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,732
I wanna find
a present for Carole.
375
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,192
A present?
376
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,235
- Ah, she might've got
the wrong impression of me,
377
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,154
you know,
from those voice mails.
378
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,239
Thought a peace offering
would help,
379
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:02,160
something like that rug, yeah.
380
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,705
- Ah! I think she likes
her tigers alive, Joe.
381
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,374
Yeah, fair enough.
382
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,588
Hold the fuckin' phone.
383
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,007
What about that?
384
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,967
Oh, my God, that's it!
385
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,514
And look, it's a bargain too.
386
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,015
What do you think, John?
387
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,185
John?
388
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,278
- They eat a gallon
of these baby shrimp
389
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,947
in, like, five minutes flat.
390
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,116
- No way.
- Yeah.
391
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,376
Look, Joe, newborn gators.
392
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,377
Yeah.
393
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,379
Tiny little fuckers,
ain't they?
394
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,839
- Mm-hmm.
395
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,632
- What if I bought you
a couple?
396
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,636
- You serious?
- Sure.
397
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,139
Ship 'em out to the zoo.
Build a pen.
398
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,683
You could raise 'em up,
take care of them.
399
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,310
- I ain't taken care
of anything before.
400
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,230
- Well, you helped birth
those cubs, didn't you?
401
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,982
You're a natural.
402
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,483
Sure it's not too expensive?
403
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,152
- Who gives a shit
about how much it costs?
404
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,237
When you're with me,
405
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,449
everything's taken care of...
Gator Man.
406
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,954
Gator Man?
407
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,456
That's badass.
408
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,334
I'll take care of everything.
409
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,210
You just pick out the names.
410
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,467
- Hi, Jenny. How are you?
- Hi, good.
411
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,635
- How are you?
- This is my new friend.
412
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,012
- Hello.
413
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,806
- Uh, could I get the--
414
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,266
what am I gonna have?
415
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,854
All right, frick it.
416
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,023
Can I just do
the chickpea patty, please,
417
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,525
extra onions,
pickles, pickles all day,
418
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,194
no tempeh--ugh--
419
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,404
no carrots,
lettuce, tomato, fine,
420
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032
zesty sauce on the side--
no, on it.
421
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,950
- On?
- On.
422
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,202
No, on the side.
423
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,537
And, um, no sprouts.
424
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,873
Did you know that sprouts
are the number three
425
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,458
carrier of salmonella?
426
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,751
Sprouts!
427
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,170
I'll get a glass of water.
428
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,713
You sure? I'm payin'.
429
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,091
- Thank you.
- You got five minutes.
430
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,592
Yeah.
431
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,388
How'd you come to work
for Mr. Zaharia, anyway?
432
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,224
- I worked in animal care
over at ZooTampa.
433
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,393
My back crapped out,
they laid me off.
434
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,228
Zaharia gave me a job,
no questions asked.
435
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,729
Pretty decent of him.
436
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,149
Too bad about the way
he treats his animals.
437
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,945
You could change things
for those cats, you know.
438
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,738
What are you getting at?
439
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:47,826
- If you were to bring
a camera into the facility--
440
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,286
Now I know you're crazy.
441
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:51,496
I'm not crazy,
442
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,789
I took down Joe Exotic,
443
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,582
I can take down Zaharia too.
444
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:57,585
All I need is a few
decent photographs.
445
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,463
You're the only one
that can get in there.
446
00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,133
- And, what,
just put myself out of a job?
447
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,509
I got a family,
bills to pay.
448
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,094
I can't just turn
my life upside down,
449
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,470
no matter how much
I love those cats.
450
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:09,556
- Hmm, I would hate
for money to stand
451
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,558
in the way
of doing the right thing.
452
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,687
$5,000?
453
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,360
Ten'd be better.
454
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,621
- Can't we leave
this damn thing in the truck?
455
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,498
It's a true objet d'art.
456
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,125
Can't just leave that
lying around.
457
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,835
People'll steal it.
458
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,338
- Ain't no one gonna steal
that piece of shit.
459
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,965
Can you put it over there?
460
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,218
Oh, check this out.
461
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,096
The soap looks just like
a seashell.
462
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,766
- Yeah, well, don't be stingy
with it, you stinky bastard.
463
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,226
- Oh, it ain't my fault,
after being crammed
464
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,729
in that truck with you two
for 18 hours.
465
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:02,317
This piece-of-shit lock
is busted.
466
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194
- Like anyone's trying
to see you naked.
467
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,655
See you in an hour, boys.
468
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:13,745
- They got this thing called
a mermaid show here, or...
469
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,083
We could take a helicopter
ride over the bay.
470
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,459
Says we might see sharks.
471
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,877
John, that's tourist shit.
472
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:24,506
We gotta focus on our mission:
Carole fuckin' Baskin.
473
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,009
- Thought we'd have time
for a little fun, at least.
474
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,594
We're gonna have fun.
475
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,782
Oh!
476
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,492
Holy fucking shit!
477
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:55,412
God damn it!
478
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,038
Man, fuck you guys!
479
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,581
You all right in there?
480
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:28,695
Ooh, the water's incredible!
481
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,071
My God.
482
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,032
Get your ass in front
of one of these jets here.
483
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:35,452
It's like a deep-tissue
massage up my god--
484
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,162
oh, I can feel it in my throat.
485
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,371
It's deep.
486
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,628
You mind telling me what
the hell is going on with you?
487
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:46,963
What do you mean?
488
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:50,800
- Are you embarrassed
to be seen with me, huh?
489
00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:53,303
Are you afraid strangers
are gonna think you're gay?
490
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,596
Come on, man.
491
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:55,597
- Lookit,
you're so uncomfortable,
492
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:56,848
you can't even look at me.
493
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,350
- I'm uncomfortable
because this bathing suit
494
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,477
you wanted me to wear
has got my nuts in a vise grip.
495
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:03,104
You been weird for days.
496
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,732
Flirting with every girl
from Wynnewood to Tallahassee,
497
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:08,485
inviting that boner killer
in there on what was supposed
498
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:09,861
to be a romantic weekend.
499
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,780
I mean...
500
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,032
are you even attracted to me?
501
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,160
- I think
it's pretty obvious I am.
502
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,870
Well, it ain't obvious to me.
503
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,832
'Cause I think this thing
we have...
504
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,381
Could be real.
505
00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:33,093
You like me?
506
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,345
- Well, don't say it like that.
- I'm not.
507
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,097
I knew you liked fucking me,
508
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,391
but I didn't think
you had feelings for me.
509
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,892
Jeez.
510
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:44,396
I feel like I'm in goddamn
middle school here.
511
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,065
You gonna make me ask?
512
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,404
Do you feel
the same way or what?
513
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,578
I don't know.
514
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:06,376
The only relationship
I ever been in,
515
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,586
my girlfriend cheated on me.
516
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:13,091
I don't know, I guess
517
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,385
I just need more time
518
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:16,970
to figure out how I feel.
519
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,683
- Don't keep me hanging
too long.
520
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,477
I won't.
521
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,691
Hey, move over.
Quit hogging those jets.
522
00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:33,361
I wanna feel that famous jet
you've been talkin' about.
523
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,103
- Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see.
524
00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:08,855
Oh!
525
00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:11,066
Oh, my gosh,
that's gorgeous.
526
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:12,859
Very Georgia O'Keeffe.
527
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,986
Will you take that
to Cheryl in the gift shop
528
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,697
and tell her we have
more "Paw-cassos" on the way?
529
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:20,283
- Sure thing.
- Thank you so much.
530
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,994
Really beautiful stuff. Wait.
531
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:25,038
Hello?
532
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,498
It's going down.
533
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,957
Let's roll.
534
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:36,299
What is this?
535
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:38,218
What do you want?
536
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:39,678
Ah, look at him.
537
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,972
- Those photos
must have been bad
538
00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:44,641
for the committee
to move this quickly.
539
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:47,060
Mm, Daniel came through.
540
00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:50,772
Those cats are gonna get
a second chance because of him.
541
00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,607
It's because of you.
542
00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:57,320
Oh, look, they're fighting.
543
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,365
Wish I had popcorn.
544
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:07,414
Oh.
545
00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:21,177
- $25 a damn person,
that's highway robbery.
546
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,013
- Pretty good-looking
operation.
547
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:25,473
- She's got cages.
I got cages.
548
00:29:25,515 --> 00:29:27,350
Looks the same to me.
549
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,477
Okay, hi, everyone.
550
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:30,687
My name is Tyler.
551
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,147
I'm gonna be taking you
552
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:35,066
on your tour
of Big Cat Rescue today.
553
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:38,236
Our sanctuary provides
forever homes for big cats
554
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:40,697
from abusive
or neglected backgrounds.
555
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:43,908
For instance,
over there, you'll see Paloma.
556
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,535
She came to us
through a drug raid
557
00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:47,579
but is now thriving, so...
558
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,997
Would ya listen to that?
559
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:51,207
Looks like Paloma
was a drug addict.
560
00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:54,252
- Wonder what her poison was--
pills, reefer?
561
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:55,462
China white tiger?
562
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:01,634
- Look how nice
this fuckin' place is.
563
00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,553
Shut up.
564
00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,764
So tigers like Sasha here
565
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,558
can sometimes sleep
up to 20 hours a day.
566
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,226
Pretty crazy, huh?
567
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:13,355
Okay, let's take the bridge
over to Bobcat Island.
568
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,023
Cool, all right, let's--
569
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,653
- I'm gonna look
for Carole now.
570
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:23,406
- All right,
give her my regards.
571
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:37,003
Scuse me, miss.
572
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:38,171
I wonder if you might
point me
573
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:41,132
in the direction
of the office.
574
00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:46,054
- Uh, well, the office
is off-limits to the public.
575
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:47,764
Well, I'm not the public.
576
00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:50,725
I'm a colleague
of Carole Baskin.
577
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:52,519
Just came by for a little chat.
578
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,854
- So do you have
an appointment?
579
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:58,191
- Not technically, but she's
gonna wanna hear from me.
580
00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,616
Val?
581
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:07,951
Yeah?
582
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:09,828
- Can you cut a check
for $10,000
583
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:11,955
and make it out
to Daniel Marsh, please?
584
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,665
- That's a lot of money.
- I know.
585
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:17,377
He took pictures of Zaharia's
cats so we could rescue them.
586
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,920
Wait, what, you bribed him?
587
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:20,296
It's not a bribe.
588
00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:24,676
A bribe is paying someone
to do something illicit.
589
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,803
This man
is being fairly compensated
590
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:28,972
for doing the Lord's work.
591
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:31,182
I'd say the cats
justify the means.
592
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,227
Sorry.
593
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,521
Hi, sweetheart.
What do you need?
594
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:40,400
- Hey, I've got
Joe Schreibvogel.
595
00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:41,985
He wants to talk to you.
596
00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:44,320
- Oh, my God, this guy
doesn't know when to quit.
597
00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:46,281
He's calling
your phone now too?
598
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,325
- No, I mean he's here.
He's in the sanctuary.
599
00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:55,415
Say that one more time?
600
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,505
He's here?
601
00:32:05,675 --> 00:32:06,718
What's going on?
602
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:17,270
- Sweetheart,
what does Joe want?
603
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:21,858
- She wants to know
what this is regarding.
604
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:24,819
- Well, I thought it was
about damn time me and her
605
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:26,738
broke bread together.
606
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,448
I even bought her
a little present.
607
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:30,867
It's sittin'right outside in my truck.
608
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:32,744
Did you hear that?
609
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:33,953
Yes, I heard that, thank you.
610
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,331
Should we hear him out?
611
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,172
Jamie,
612
00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:46,800
here's what I want you to do.
613
00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:49,886
Okay.
614
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:53,306
Oh, I understand.
615
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,394
Okay, right this way.
616
00:32:57,435 --> 00:32:59,354
Well, good.
617
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,648
I know if we could
just sit down and talk,
618
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,692
we can come
to an understanding.
619
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,694
I mean,
we both like cats, right?
620
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,071
Yeah, you got
a nice setup here,
621
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:09,948
though this chicken wire
ain't gonna hold a hamster,
622
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,282
let alone an adult tiger.
623
00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,201
You know,
I think the only difference
624
00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:17,330
between me and Carole is
our opinion about cub pettin'.
625
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:20,333
You know, I believe
that if you hold a tiger,
626
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,793
you're gonna wanna spend
the rest of your life
627
00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:23,753
tryin' to save them,
you know what I mean?
628
00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:28,717
This ain't the office.
629
00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:33,179
I just wanted to talk.
630
00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:36,224
- I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave.
631
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:39,310
Right now, or else.
632
00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,586
Hey.
633
00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:47,962
Hey!
634
00:34:48,004 --> 00:34:49,506
What do you think
you're doing?
635
00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:52,676
You can't bring
that thing in here.
636
00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:55,470
- I'll take a shot
of Jim Beam for me
637
00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:58,890
and a bowl of milk
for my friend.
638
00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:04,479
You gotta be kiddin' me.
639
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,609
You need to leave right now,
or else.
640
00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:13,697
You ever pet a tiger before?
641
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,990
Or a tiger's owner?
642
00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:55,905
- Hey, I keep coming up
$200 short.
643
00:35:57,407 --> 00:36:00,994
- Oh, yeah,
I gave $200 to Trip Malloy.
644
00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:03,038
- How do you expect me
to reconcile the books
645
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:05,415
when you don't tell me
where the damn money is?
646
00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:08,543
- I love
when you go all CPA on me.
647
00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:13,131
- Oh, you mean when I talk
about accounts receivable?
648
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:15,675
You really wanna do this?
649
00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:17,927
Liquidity.
650
00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:20,722
Hostile takeover.
651
00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:32,025
All right,
what'd you spend the money on?
652
00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:34,277
Equipment.
653
00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:35,779
- And what is that
supposed to mean?
654
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,947
There's a lion needs a home.
655
00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:40,033
She's got one foot
that's all mangled.
656
00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:41,242
We can afford it.
657
00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:42,577
It's not about the money.
658
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,245
We've already got a tiger
we don't have room for.
659
00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:45,997
Now you wanna take in a lion?
660
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,749
This is a pet store,
not a circus.
661
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,709
- I know, but we could be doing
so much more,
662
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,252
not just selling hamsters
663
00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:53,421
that are gonna eat it
in six months anyway.
664
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:56,841
This place could be
our own little wild kingdom.
665
00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:58,802
Mr. Schreibvogel!
666
00:36:59,594 --> 00:37:03,181
- Stan, we sent
our rent check in last week.
667
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,351
We got a problem.
668
00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:10,271
Really?
669
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,856
Since when are flags
against the rules?
670
00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:14,192
- Since I bought this building
two months ago.
671
00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:17,320
- Pursuant to clause 14
- B
of your lease agreement,
672
00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:19,781
banners and flags
will not be permitted.
673
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,157
Pursuant to my ass.
674
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:22,409
This wouldn't have
anything to do with my flag
675
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,202
being rainbow-colored,
would it?
676
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:26,579
- You have 24 hours
to take them down...
677
00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:29,958
Or you're out.
678
00:37:43,346 --> 00:37:45,015
Oh, you're cleaning.
679
00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:46,391
That can't be good.
680
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:49,519
- You know, pricks like him
won't leave us alone
681
00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:52,981
till we're back in the closet
or dead.
682
00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:56,401
Now, I got a whole life now,
I got someone who loves me,
683
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,445
and I ain't going quietly.
684
00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,947
It's just a flag, Joe.
685
00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:03,450
- It's not just a fuckin' flag,
and you know it.
686
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,036
So what do you wanna do?
687
00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,289
I don't know.
688
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,793
Maybe I'll go
to his office tomorrow.
689
00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:14,878
And then what?
690
00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:17,714
Maybe I'll bring my gun,
691
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,299
make him feel small.
692
00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:22,344
All right,
693
00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:25,055
but there's a cost
to going to war,
694
00:38:25,096 --> 00:38:27,015
even if you didn't start it.
695
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:29,225
Don't it eat at you?
696
00:38:29,267 --> 00:38:31,686
Of course it does,
697
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:34,189
but that landlord's
just pissed
698
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,399
'cause he's soft and bald
699
00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:37,817
and has to go home
to his crusty old lady
700
00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:41,154
while you get to be with
this fine piece right here.
701
00:38:42,197 --> 00:38:44,074
Doesn't that
make you the winner?
702
00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:47,577
- I just want a place
where we can live,
703
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,579
where we can be,
704
00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:51,748
and no one can say shit
about it.
705
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,210
Don't we deserve that?
706
00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,383
- Congratulations,
Mr. Schreibvogel.
707
00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:03,927
What are you gonna do
with all this land?
708
00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:05,762
I'm gonna build a zoo.
709
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:09,933
Sounds ambitious.
710
00:39:18,149 --> 00:39:20,735
I'm gonna do this, Brian.
711
00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:23,613
No one's gonna make me
feel small again.
712
00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:32,372
- Guess you and Carole
didn't see eye to eye.
713
00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:36,251
Probably should've called
first, huh?
714
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:39,921
Start shootin'!
715
00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:49,931
Well, folks,
716
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,224
it's Joe Exotic here,
717
00:39:51,266 --> 00:39:54,269
and we just got thrown out
of Big Cat Rescue
718
00:39:54,310 --> 00:39:56,312
'cause Carole Baskin
719
00:39:56,354 --> 00:39:58,773
would rather tear down
everything that I've built
720
00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:02,527
than spend one minute
in the same damn room as me.
721
00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:03,987
She won't even
look me in the eye
722
00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:05,238
while she's fuckin' me!
723
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,532
So I got a message for you,
724
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,242
all you Carole haters
out there.
725
00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:11,286
If you got any dirt
on this woman,
726
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:12,954
I wanna hear about it.
727
00:40:12,996 --> 00:40:15,623
And if you happen to be
in Tampa, Florida,
728
00:40:15,665 --> 00:40:18,376
I'm in room 151
at the Econo Lodge
729
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,253
at Dale Mabry Highway.
730
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:22,881
That's right, 151,
just like the liquor.
731
00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:25,467
Cut it.
732
00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:28,261
All right, let's find
some Wi-Fi and post that!
733
00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:31,306
- Hey, this is good shit man.
That's strong!
734
00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:33,183
They ain't seen nothing yet.
735
00:40:33,224 --> 00:40:35,894
- Hey, maybe we should take
a breath, get something to eat?
736
00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:37,729
I saw a Waffle House
a few blocks back.
737
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:39,230
Oh, fuck that.
738
00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:41,274
If that goddamn bitch thinks
I'm finished with her here,
739
00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:42,859
she's got another thing coming.
740
00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:21,272
- Joe Schreibvogel was a guest
on your sanctuary tour today.
741
00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:23,274
- Yes, but I didn't realize
at the time
742
00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:25,151
'cause he was wearing a hat.
743
00:41:25,193 --> 00:41:27,404
- During the tour,
he managed to sneak away
744
00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:29,280
without your noticing
745
00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:32,826
into a nonpublic area
of the sanctuary
746
00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:34,619
where he could have harmed
the animals
747
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,621
that we have been sworn
to protect.
748
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:39,499
- I'm so sorry, I was just--
I was focused on the spiel.
749
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,918
- You violated the most sacred
duty that we have here.
750
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,296
It's your job
to protect the animals.
751
00:41:45,338 --> 00:41:48,133
So I'm gonna have
to let you go.
752
00:41:48,174 --> 00:41:49,634
What? Carole.
753
00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:50,969
It's not open for discussion.
754
00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:52,429
But that's not fair!
755
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,014
I've given two years
of my life to you for no pay!
756
00:41:54,055 --> 00:41:56,391
- Yeah, but you're not smart.
You're not smart.
757
00:41:57,851 --> 00:41:59,269
Hand in your shirt.
758
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:13,867
Oh, thank God.
759
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:17,370
Security said Joe went
without too much of a fuss.
760
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:20,498
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
761
00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:23,918
- So I just received word
that Grigore Zaharia's
762
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,839
Class 1 wildlife permit
has been suspended
763
00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:29,466
pending an investigation.
764
00:42:32,552 --> 00:42:36,097
Now, who wants
to do the honors?
765
00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:37,557
Allison, go.
766
00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,937
- Whoo-hoo!
- Bye-bye.
767
00:42:42,979 --> 00:42:45,482
- That's great.
768
00:42:45,523 --> 00:42:49,027
Oh, yeah!
769
00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:50,904
Good job, everybody.
770
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:54,866
What's up?
771
00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:56,826
It's fine.
772
00:42:56,868 --> 00:42:58,244
It's just,
in the past few months,
773
00:42:58,286 --> 00:43:00,163
we've crossed two
of the guys off the list.
774
00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,791
- Damn straight.
We should've got a cake.
775
00:43:02,832 --> 00:43:04,250
Boom!
776
00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:07,754
We're swatting at flies.
777
00:43:09,172 --> 00:43:10,507
So much time and energy
burnt up
778
00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:12,801
for such tiny victories,
you know?
779
00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:18,348
Even if we got ten
of these guys in a year,
780
00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:21,559
we would
barely be making a dent.
781
00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:23,395
What are you saying?
782
00:43:23,436 --> 00:43:25,355
We need to think bigger.
783
00:43:25,397 --> 00:43:28,316
- We're doing everything we can
within the scope of the law.
784
00:43:30,026 --> 00:43:32,404
- Well, then we need
to change the law.
785
00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:37,075
There needs to be a law
786
00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:41,079
against private ownership
of big cats in this country.
787
00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:42,706
- Sure, that sounds great,
and my daughter
788
00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:44,708
also wants a pony
for Christmas.
789
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:49,462
- It could be called
the--the cat law--
790
00:43:49,504 --> 00:43:51,381
the big cat law--
791
00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:53,633
the big cat amendment.
792
00:43:56,177 --> 00:43:58,013
What's that sound?
793
00:44:00,515 --> 00:44:03,226
Big cat amendment.
794
00:44:03,268 --> 00:44:04,853
What is that sound?
795
00:44:06,563 --> 00:44:08,273
I don't like that.
796
00:44:18,408 --> 00:44:20,952
- Whoo-hoo!
797
00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:22,162
This is crazy!
798
00:44:22,203 --> 00:44:23,955
What? She came at me first!
799
00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:25,290
Go lower!
800
00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:27,208
Can't go below 500 feet.
801
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,793
Plus, there's people
down there.
802
00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:30,587
- I don't give a--
I'm not gonna hurt 'em.
803
00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:32,297
I'm just gonna
scare 'em a little.
804
00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,383
Lower! Lower!
805
00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:37,886
What's going on?
806
00:44:37,927 --> 00:44:39,054
I don't know!
807
00:44:57,030 --> 00:45:00,116
- Get the vet!
She's having a seizure!
808
00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:01,159
Hurry.
809
00:45:03,161 --> 00:45:04,371
The hell are you doing?
810
00:45:04,412 --> 00:45:05,580
- I want her
to see my damn face!
811
00:45:05,622 --> 00:45:07,165
Joe, sit down, you idiot!
812
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,583
No! No, grab on to my belt!
813
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,001
- You're gonna
get yourself killed!
814
00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:11,211
- I'm gonna get killed
unless you
815
00:45:11,252 --> 00:45:12,337
grab on to my belt
right now.
816
00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,172
- Grab it!
- Jesus Christ!
817
00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:20,887
- Carole Baskin,
you fuckin' bitch!
818
00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:26,851
You see me now?
819
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:29,104
Fuck you!
820
00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:34,859
Remember me!
821
00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:36,027
Bitch!
822
00:45:48,289 --> 00:45:50,000
You see Carole's face?
823
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:52,419
Oh, my God, I thought she was
gonna crap herself.
824
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:53,670
- She might have crapped herself.
- She did.
825
00:45:53,712 --> 00:45:55,130
That was worth
every damn penny.
826
00:45:55,171 --> 00:45:57,424
- Oh, Reinke, God damn it,
you ain't been with us long,
827
00:45:57,465 --> 00:45:59,342
but you are ride or die.
828
00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:02,512
- I'm glad you came, man.
- I am too, buddy. I am too.
829
00:46:02,554 --> 00:46:04,472
Hey, John!
830
00:46:04,514 --> 00:46:06,016
- What the hell
were you doing up there,
831
00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:08,226
hangin' out the door
like a goddamn maniac?
832
00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:09,644
I was trying to make a point.
833
00:46:09,686 --> 00:46:11,730
- Yeah, well, you could've
gotten yourself killed.
834
00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:16,735
The fuck you smilin' about?
835
00:46:16,776 --> 00:46:19,821
- You sure sound like somebody
who gives a shit about me.
836
00:46:21,031 --> 00:46:24,576
What, you got real feelings
in there for me?
837
00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:29,998
Maybe.
838
00:46:34,294 --> 00:46:36,212
So we doin' this thing?
839
00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:42,135
- If you promise to stop
doing stupid shit,
840
00:46:42,177 --> 00:46:46,222
then...yeah.
841
00:46:46,264 --> 00:46:47,932
I guess we can give it a shot.
842
00:46:54,981 --> 00:46:56,775
Fucking idiot.
843
00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:18,254
How's the lion?
844
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:23,718
Touch and go.
845
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,471
Vet's optimistic,
so that's good.
846
00:47:29,557 --> 00:47:31,142
How are you?
847
00:47:35,188 --> 00:47:37,691
- I really think he's evil,
Howard.
848
00:47:39,984 --> 00:47:43,446
Only an evil man would do
what he did today,
849
00:47:43,488 --> 00:47:46,199
and it demands an answer.
850
00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:48,618
I have to get him.
851
00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,954
How are you gonna do that?
852
00:47:53,498 --> 00:47:55,625
I don't know.
853
00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:57,836
I don't know.
854
00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:01,881
Well,
855
00:48:01,923 --> 00:48:05,176
let's think of something
together.
856
00:48:05,218 --> 00:48:07,137
Hmm?
857
00:48:07,178 --> 00:48:08,680
I wanna help you.
858
00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:10,807
I wanna join you here,
859
00:48:10,849 --> 00:48:12,642
be part of the team.
860
00:48:14,686 --> 00:48:17,814
Howard...
861
00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:20,400
I really appreciate that,
862
00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:22,527
but you've got
your own job,
863
00:48:22,569 --> 00:48:25,780
and this is my problem
to solve.
864
00:48:25,822 --> 00:48:29,242
- Your problems
are my problems.
865
00:48:30,493 --> 00:48:32,579
Let's get him.
866
00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:37,459
- Are you sure you wouldn't
hate seeing my ass
867
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,668
all day at the office?
868
00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:41,504
You know I love your ass.
869
00:48:41,546 --> 00:48:43,673
Nothing would make me happier.
870
00:48:43,715 --> 00:48:46,509
The question you have
to ask yourself is,
871
00:48:46,551 --> 00:48:51,348
should I bring the big guns?
872
00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:57,103
Yes.
873
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,168
Who wants to hit the pool?
874
00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,921
- I ain't wearing one
of them banana hammocks.
875
00:49:25,215 --> 00:49:26,383
Who's that?
876
00:49:26,424 --> 00:49:28,093
It's the tour guide.
877
00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:36,351
The hell do you want?
878
00:49:36,393 --> 00:49:38,728
- You said you wanted dirt
on Carole Baskin.
879
00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:41,648
Well, here you go.
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