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♪ ♪
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(whooshing)
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(echoing ping)
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(whooshing)
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(cheering, whooping)
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Drinks on me!
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(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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Chris.
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Mmm.
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You ever want to jerk off
with that hand again,
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-I suggest you get it
off my ass. -(snarls)
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I like when you talk dirty.
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Keep doing it.
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(grunting)
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MEN:
Oh!
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MAN:
Fuckin' bitch!
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Fuck you, man!
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♪ Who the hell
you think you are? ♪
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♪ ♪
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I've got it from here.
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(sighs)
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Your mother
was cleaning your room.
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She found the copies
of Guns & Ammo under the bed.
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I know you have certain urges--
it's natural--
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but you can't let it get
in the way of your gift.
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Sir, I don't want to be
an electrical engineer, sir.
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It's not my passion, sir.
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You need to face reality.
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You're never gonna do what I do.
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-Because I'm a girl.
-No.
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Because you're too damn smart.
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Your brothers,
they could slice a man in half
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and then go out for ice cream--
that's not you.
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Which is exactly why
I should do what you do.
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Instead of them.
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I've decided.
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I'm signing up.
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Go ahead--
and I'll make damn sure
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that you spend your
whole career swabbing toilets.
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Someday you'll realize
that I'm doing you a favor.
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You're not built
to do what I do.
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♪ ♪
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We got to disarm that thing.
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Before Dragan finds us.
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(gasps)
It's too late.
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Knife.
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JC, I need a weapon.
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You're looking at it.
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Come on!
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(grunting)
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(bones crack)
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♪ ♪
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(Vanessa grunts)
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(grunts)
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(choking)
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(grunting)
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(gasping)
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(Vanessa choking)
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(gasping)
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(gun cocks)
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(gasping)
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(echoing):
No...!
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(indistinct chatter)
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♪ ♪
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(Taser zapping)
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(indistinct chatter
in Bulgarian)
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MAN (over radio):
Copy that.
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WOMAN:
It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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Good evening, ladies.
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WOMAN:
Oh, he's so handsome.
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-(indistinct chatter)
-♪ ♪
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♪ 'Cause if you're not ♪
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♪ Really here ♪
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(glasses clink)
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♪ Then I don't want
to be either ♪
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♪ I want to be next to you ♪
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♪ Black and gold,
black and gold ♪
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♪ Black and gold ♪
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♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ I look up into
the night sky... ♪
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You're late.
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And you are as beautiful
as I remember.
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(sultry music plays)
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Hmm.
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Go upstairs.
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Second room on the right,
there's a balcony.
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When this turns red,
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toss it over the edge.
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What does this have to do
with rescuing Luis?
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(Vanessa exhales)
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Just trust me.
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JC.
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Hey, Victor.
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-Good to see you.
-How are you?
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I'm good. You know, since my
flight out isn't till next week,
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I've had the opportunity
to explore Bulgaria.
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Such a fascinating country.
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-Incredible people. -Always
turning lemons into lemonade.
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It will serve you well.
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-Thanks.
-Yeah.
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It's good to see you, brother.
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Oh, word of advice:
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Take the role in the musical.
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Always listen to the PR people.
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And don't forget
to thank your father.
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♪ ♪
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(cheering and applause)
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(crowd whistling, cheering)
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-That was lovely.
-Yeah! (laughs)
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Yes!
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KRISZTINA:
Oh. Go get 'em, baby.
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Ooh.
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Hi, guys.
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ROBOTIC VOICE:
Hello.
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-Hi. Hi.
-Hello. Hello.
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My friends.
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(whooping, cheering)
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Are you enjoying my party?
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(cheering)
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You know, when I was beautiful,
beautiful little boy...
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I used to love
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to sneak into our town's theater
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to watch American action movies.
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CROWD:
Yeah!
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Yes.
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And I learned two things:
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to speak the proper English...
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...and, more importantly,
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they taught me
how life really works.
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-(crowd cheers, laughs)
-MAN: Fuckin' truth, truth.
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-Truth.
-DRAGAN: You know, you know.
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Absolutely.
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You know what I mean.
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Two years ago,
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I told United Morris Agency
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that I would...
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finance a movie.
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(crowd exclaims)
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(cheers and applause)
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Would you like to see
a little taste
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of what we've been making?
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-Yes! Yes!
-(applause)
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Roll it.
Roll it.
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MAN:
Roll that shit!
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(dramatic music plays)
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(thunder rumbles)
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JEAN-CLAUDE:
I pledge allegiance...
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to kicking ass.
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(thunder rumbles)
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This is for freedom, justice,
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and the Huckleberry way.
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Huck, help me!
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Come closer, closer!
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Huck!
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WOMAN:
You can't defeat the Confederacy
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and end slavery all by yourself.
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Maybe not,
but I will have to try.
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(crowd exclaims)
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(door closes)
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(man speaking Bulgarian)
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(gunshots)
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(crowd exclaims)
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Fuck yes!
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This shit's so hot.
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That was close, C-word Jim.
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Ah-so, Huck-san.
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(laughter)
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NARRATOR:
This summer,
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it's time to get Hucked!
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-(thunder rumbles)
-A film by Gunnar.
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-(cheers and applause)
-What the fuck?!
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Move, move! Move! (groans)
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You're welcome.
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♪ ♪
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(device beeps)
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(cheering and applause)
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DRAGAN:
Exciting, huh?
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Tom Sawyer like you've
never seen her before.
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(laughter)
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A movie can be exciting, sure.
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But it cannot be exciting
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without a real movie star.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the muscles from Brussels,
Mr. Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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(cheering and applause)
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(whoops)
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Thank you.
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(speaking Bulgarian)
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(gas hissing)
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Jean-Claude, come up, my friend.
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Come up.
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Jean-Claude!
Jean-Claude...
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CROWD (chanting):
Jean-Claude! Jean-Claude...
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No, thank you.
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Jean-Claude, yes, yes.
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Come up, come up, come up.
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No, thank you.
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(device beeps)
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DRAGAN:
I-I mean it.
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Jean-Claude, come up.
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No.
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(device humming)
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(gas hissing)
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(device beeping rapidly)
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BOTH:
Fuck!
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(shouting, screaming)
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What the fuck?!
What the...
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Get out of the way!
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Vanessa... you can come out.
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How'd you know I was there?
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And what the hell was that ball?
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Don't have time to explain.
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No, we're supposed
to be partners.
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You know I don't like it
when you just tell me to...
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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This was always
my favorite part--
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the quiet before the storm.
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Oh, uh...
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VANESSA:
Luis!
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Wait. Wait!
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It's booby trapped.
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LUIS:
He's right.
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This platform is calibrated
to my exact weight.
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If it changes one ounce more,
one ounce less,
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the mines will explode,
and I'll be vaporized.
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We need to disarm that thing
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before Dragan realizes
where we are.
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It's too late.
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(door locks)
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Knife.
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Come on.
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(choking)
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(grunting)
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(straining)
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(both groaning)
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(shouting)
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(exhales slowly)
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(both grunting)
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(bones crack)
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(neck snaps)
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(kisses)
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(Vanessa breathing shakily)
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(sighs)
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You had no choice.
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-I know.
-(softly): Okay.
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Does it always feel like this?
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If you're lucky.
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I have a plan.
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I jump on, you jump off.
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LUIS:
I told you,
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this platform is calibrated
to my exact weight.
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You jump on here, you die.
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They gave you a sandwich today.
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Did you eat it?
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No.
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Then we weigh
exactly the same amount.
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I've been dieting.
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Trust me.
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Okay.
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One...
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two...
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three.
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(gasps)
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Huh.
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Gracias.
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How did you do that?
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(door opens)
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-(door locks)
-Vanessa.
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Thank God. I'm so sorry.
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Someone Tasered me and locked me
in the trunk of a car.
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Ah!
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Filip?
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Is that you?
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Not this time.
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Then who?
278
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:35,620
I'm you from the future.
279
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,447
And I'm here to correct
280
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,912
a grave error.
281
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,747
(gasping in slow motion)
282
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,504
JEAN-CLAUDE:
No!
283
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,875
A timecop?
284
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,183
Something like that.
285
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,930
If you're really me
from the future,
286
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,524
tell me something that,
uh, only I would know.
287
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,530
You tried to fill
the emptiness with fame.
288
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,898
It didn't work.
289
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,866
You have a big hole
in your heart
290
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,156
because you don't think that...
291
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,155
...you will ever be loved.
292
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,044
(gasps softly)
293
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,246
Will I... be loved?
294
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,585
I hope so.
295
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,843
(door opens)
296
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,795
(Filip groaning)
297
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,136
-(door locks)
-Aah!
298
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,020
Oh!
299
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:43,927
You.
300
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,595
Aah!
301
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,692
There you are.
302
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:54,694
You killed all my friends.
303
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,066
You sprained my neck, buddy.
304
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,583
And then you tied me to a tree
305
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,947
deep in the woods.
306
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,203
Deep in the woods!
307
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,454
Aah!
308
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,365
Filip, stop.
309
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,246
-Oh.
-♪ ♪
310
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,712
(babbling excitedly)
311
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,006
Timecop.
312
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,928
(sighs)
313
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,886
Timecop!
314
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,847
Timepoliceman, technically.
315
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,308
Excuse me?
316
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,559
TIMECOP JEAN-CLAUDE:
Uh...
317
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,310
Timecops don't exist.
318
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,614
(babbles)
319
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,438
No.
320
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,153
(Filip growls)
321
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,491
(yells)
322
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,989
(Vanessa screaming)
323
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,751
(panting)
324
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,538
-Take the shot.
-What shot?
325
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,461
I don't have the shot.
326
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,920
But he does.
327
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,179
(scale beeping)
328
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,221
(beeping rapidly)
329
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,434
Oh, shit.
330
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,940
(yells)
331
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,231
(Krisztina screams)
332
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,697
They found the control room.
333
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,987
Get me Meni Mano.
334
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,781
(groaning)
335
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,406
(panting)
336
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,792
-You okay?
-Yeah.
337
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,209
-Uh-huh.
-(groans)
338
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,922
-Ooh.
-VANESSA (softly): Yeah.
339
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:39,341
-(panting)
-You killed your future self.
340
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,302
Oh.
341
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,012
Huh.
342
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,892
Then I'm a looper.
343
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,639
At least you know how you die.
344
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,727
Oh.
345
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,484
(gasps)
346
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,605
(device powering up)
347
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,901
-Wait!
-(grumbles)
348
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,574
Oh.
349
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,952
It's the only way
to save my friends
350
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,871
and to save me... from you.
351
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,910
-Oh.
-No.
352
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,214
From you!
353
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,957
Aah!
354
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,539
-(Vanessa gasps)
-Oh!
355
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,586
-(grunts)
-(Vanessa exhales)
356
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,011
He's a timecop.
357
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,479
And now...
358
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,730
Now, that... now,
that's Filip now, right?
359
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,574
(door opens)
360
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,110
(slow clapping)
361
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,784
Congratulations.
362
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,575
I see you've discovered
my weather control room.
363
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,170
I spent years developing
a drug empire to finance
364
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,287
this device.
365
00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:00,004
And now it's all
going to pay off.
366
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,756
The world will be mine.
367
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,260
Give me the chip.
368
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,761
Not a chance.
369
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,885
Of course.
370
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:15,353
You know, one of
the greatest joys of my life
371
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,404
has been to be hunted
by a secret agent.
372
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,240
And not just
any secret agent, no.
373
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,487
The star of...
374
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,109
Double Impact!
375
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,366
Which is why
376
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,157
I have brought someone
377
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:34,961
very special to fight you today.
378
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,917
You cannot imagine the expense
379
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,668
of procuring a great henchman.
380
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,840
The search for
a disturbed orphan
381
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,379
with the right disability,
382
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,972
the training,
383
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:48,677
paying for hundreds and hundreds
of prosthetic hands!
384
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,759
-(inhales)
-(heavy footsteps approaching)
385
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,015
But it was all worth it
for this moment.
386
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,517
(footsteps continue)
387
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,938
♪ ♪
388
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,526
In Bulgaria,
he is known as Meni Mano,
389
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:12,242
which is slang
for a man who smashes things
390
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:16,575
with great big stone fists.
391
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,002
But I like
to keep things simple.
392
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,171
Let me introduce
393
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,510
Marble Hands.
394
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,217
As they say
in American romantic comedies,
395
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:33,809
he is everything
I never knew I always wanted.
396
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:37,058
If you're a fan, you should know
397
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,481
what happens next, right?
398
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:44,031
Oh.
399
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:48,646
Perhaps in your prime,
Jean-Claude.
400
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,866
But look around you.
401
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,867
This is the real world.
402
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,199
Good-bye, Mr. Van Damme.
403
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:58,714
(growling)
404
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:19,813
(grunts)
405
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,652
(inhales sharply)
Ooh.
406
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,767
(Dragan laughs)
407
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,523
(shouts)
408
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,935
Oh!
409
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,703
(groans)
410
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,118
DRAGAN:
Ooh...
411
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,739
(gasps)
412
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,366
(laughs)
413
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,665
Get him!
414
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,883
(laughs)
415
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,223
(laughs)
416
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,852
(yells)
417
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:08,571
(grunting)
418
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,530
(groans)
419
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,201
Meni Mano, get up!
420
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,581
DRAGAN (echoing):
Get up, Meni Mano!
421
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,618
♪ ♪
422
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,303
(gasps)
Dim mak?
423
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,971
El toque muerte.
424
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,891
The death touch.
425
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:46,651
(Jean-Claude yelling)
426
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,740
(grunts)
427
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,657
(gasps)
428
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,747
JEAN-CLAUDE:
Got to go?
429
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,880
Let me give you a hand.
430
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,708
(grunts)
431
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,434
(moans)
432
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,006
(grunts, sighs)
433
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,532
Hey.
434
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,072
-Not now.
-Huh?
435
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,372
She's all right?
436
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,213
Before you came in here,
she killed him.
437
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,629
It was her first.
438
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,088
She can never go back now.
439
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,471
Where are you going?
440
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,971
All she ever wanted
was to be a part of this world,
441
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,104
and I just want to escape it.
442
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,232
I quit.
443
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:11,359
Luis, please.
444
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:14,029
You're a good person.
445
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,948
I can see it on your face.
446
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,127
You don't know
anything about me.
447
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:54,690
MAN: Please exit
in an orderly fashion.
448
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,743
Exit this way, please.
449
00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:59,157
Krisztina,
have you seen Vanessa?
450
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:02,616
Um, I-I think
I saw her walk outside.
451
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,964
Vanessa, wait, wait!
452
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:13,379
Wait.
453
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,959
(sighs)
You can't blame yourself.
454
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,665
It's just the job.
455
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,676
It's just a job to you.
456
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:23,218
That's how you justify
the things you've done.
457
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,892
But I need more.
458
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,181
I need to know
I do this for a reason.
459
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:32,055
He had a knife.
460
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,154
You're not listening to me.
461
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,490
You never listen to me.
462
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:39,486
JEAN-CLAUDE:
Wait.
463
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:54,341
The other version of you,
the one from the future...
464
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,796
he said you have
a hole in your heart,
465
00:29:56,837 --> 00:30:00,257
and he's right.
466
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:05,759
And I've learned
I can't fill that hole.
467
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,024
It's too big.
468
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,863
JEAN-CLAUDE:
Vanessa.
469
00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:21,821
Vanessa,
470
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:24,702
I never ask for nobody's help
471
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,120
in my life.
472
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,739
Nobody.
473
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,168
I need you.
474
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,838
You understand? I need you.
475
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,972
That's not love.
476
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,681
Just let me go.
477
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,771
(engine starts)
478
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,789
♪ ♪
479
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:33,515
♪ You got me all wrong ♪
480
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:40,571
♪ You left me underwater ♪
481
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:49,030
♪ To tumble and fall ♪
482
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:55,544
♪ So many years ago ♪
483
00:31:55,581 --> 00:32:03,051
♪ You got me all wrong ♪
484
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:10,048
♪ You got me
all wrong ♪
485
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:16,055
♪ You got me all wrong ♪
486
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:20,061
♪ You got me all wrong. ♪
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