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he is so cute you guys
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he is so cute you guys
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okay you think timothy shalom is cute
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okay you think timothy shalom is cute
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he is case in point you two have bad
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he is case in point you two have bad
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taste you're too picky
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taste you're too picky
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at some point you're just gonna have to
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at some point you're just gonna have to
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settle on a guy you know okay that's a
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settle on a guy you know okay that's a
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depressing thought and eric has a cute
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depressing thought and eric has a cute
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femme looking perfect for you vic no no
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femme looking perfect for you vic no no
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i i'm thanks i i'm good
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i i'm thanks i i'm good
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without a man best part is
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he cooks that's advanced for a guy his
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he cooks that's advanced for a guy his
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age so cool he has basic life skills i
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age so cool he has basic life skills i
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got you girl i'm setting up a date
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got you girl i'm setting up a date
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gray i just heard myself agree the
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gray i just heard myself agree the
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okay why not just tell them the truth
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okay why not just tell them the truth
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what that i'm a raging lesbian who'd
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what that i'm a raging lesbian who'd
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rather give herself a sriracha enema
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rather give herself a sriracha enema
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than date a man exactly
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than date a man exactly
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tone it down for the straights though
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tone it down for the straights though
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you know less raging more
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you know less raging more
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mildly peeved coming out is just it's so
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mildly peeved coming out is just it's so
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like first i have to show my thoughts
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like first i have to show my thoughts
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and feelings right and then i have to
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and feelings right and then i have to
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deal with everyone else's thoughts and
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feelings yeah pass maybe it won't be so
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feelings yeah pass maybe it won't be so
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bad come on ruth we both know how
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bad come on ruth we both know how
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straight women deal with these things
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straight women deal with these things
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a unicorn it doesn't matter to me
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i've thought about kissing a woman
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i've thought about kissing a woman
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i'm cool with lesbians just as long as
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i'm cool with lesbians just as long as
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they don't hit on me of course at some
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they don't hit on me of course at some
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point they're gonna remind me that
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they're straight just in case i forget
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they're straight just in case i forget
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their life's greatest tragedy
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their life's greatest tragedy
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maybe you can find
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listen i already tried joining the
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i don't know i mean i kind of like these
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well then you know what you have to do
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well then you know what you have to do
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act increasingly gay until they figure
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are you okay
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why are you sitting like that he's
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why are you sitting like that he's
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it is so hard being straight you know
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it is so hard being straight you know
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i i meant to sit up to sit up straight
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i i meant to sit up to sit up straight
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you should see a chiropractor what i'll
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you should see a chiropractor what i'll
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give you dr mahone's number it's a sexy
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give you dr mahone's number it's a sexy
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strength my pride is wounded but thanks
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strength my pride is wounded but thanks
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to doctor marvel and my neck is
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to doctor marvel and my neck is
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straighter than ever and do kylie and
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straighter than ever and do kylie and
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jen think you're straighter than ever
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jen think you're straighter than ever
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unfortunately
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what listen i wore my tallest pair of
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what listen i wore my tallest pair of
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dog apartments like what more can i do
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dog apartments like what more can i do
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you know tell them
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i'm gonna go
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yep clearly nothing i do or say is going
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yep clearly nothing i do or say is going
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to change your mind i have outfits
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to change your mind i have outfits
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i am right it'll be great
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i am right it'll be great
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we literally just moved in together
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we literally just moved in together
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after like two weeks of dating
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after like two weeks of dating
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who does that
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seem normal to me dude and she's six
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seem normal to me dude and she's six
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three so you know she's a great
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three so you know she's a great
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wait there there's a girl on your team
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wait there there's a girl on your team
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that's six three probably closer to six
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that's six three probably closer to six
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four but okay you have to introduce me
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four but okay you have to introduce me
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they're not the worst they really are
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they're not the worst they really are
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can't live with them
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can't live without them
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one woman
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that you would hook up with
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that you would hook up with
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tessa thompson definitely
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tessa thompson definitely
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she's my woman crush every day
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she's my woman crush every day
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yeah i would take her in apartment too
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yeah i would take her in apartment too
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you can you can date women
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you can you can date women
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women dating women
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it's a thing
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he actually owns fabric softener it's
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he actually owns fabric softener it's
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unopened but still dude he's a keeper
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unopened but still dude he's a keeper
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great news vic eric's friend agreed to
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great news vic eric's friend agreed to
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go out with you
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listen the man's clearly got taste but
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listen the man's clearly got taste but
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uh i'm i'm gonna pass your must be
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uh i'm i'm gonna pass your must be
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drier than a mummy's cooch by now go out
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drier than a mummy's cooch by now go out
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with him no one's saying you have to
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with him no one's saying you have to
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marry the guy just give him a chance
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marry the guy just give him a chance
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i'll tell him friday night works no no
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i'll tell him friday night works no no
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no no no no no no i'm a lesbian okay
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no no no no no no i'm a lesbian okay
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i i i enjoy lesbianing i i am
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i i i enjoy lesbianing i i am
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lesbalicious you know i am
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lesbalicious you know i am
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supercalifragilistic lesbialidocious i
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supercalifragilistic lesbialidocious i
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love women yeah
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love women yeah
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we know
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what it was super obvious
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what it was super obvious
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you once talked about serena williams
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you once talked about serena williams
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biceps for 20 minutes i knew what hi i'm
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biceps for 20 minutes i knew what hi i'm
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we knew you liked women we just weren't
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we knew you liked women we just weren't
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sure if you were pan or bi like me
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sure if you were pan or bi like me
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you're bi
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wait did you assume i was straight
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wait did you assume i was straight
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no no no no
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i i knew you were bi and it's great that
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i i knew you were bi and it's great that
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you love all genders even though one is
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you love all genders even though one is
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clearly the worst
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clearly the worst
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okay fine i'm sorry i i i didn't know
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okay fine i'm sorry i i i didn't know
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i know i know i know
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i know i know i know
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i'm a lesbian and a hypocrite just the
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i'm a lesbian and a hypocrite just the
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total package coming out as bi sucks
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total package coming out as bi sucks
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gay people don't get us straight people
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gay people don't get us straight people
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everyone else is comfortable after you
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everyone else is comfortable after you
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