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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,227 Two number threes with Diet Cokes? 2 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,937 - Oh, yeah. Thanks. - Sure. 3 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:24,065 Could I have my change, please? 4 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,359 Thank you so much. Thank you. 5 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,504 - Here's your burgers. - Yeah. Please let me ride up front with you. 6 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,757 - Here's your drink. Here's your change. - Okay. 7 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,967 Oh my god. Thanks. Look, can I at least 8 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,886 - eat the sandwich before we take off? - We gotta go. 9 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,846 - No, no, no. - Wait, the food is gonna fly all over the-- 10 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,474 We gotta go! Got big plans! 11 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,439 Sally: Yeah, I just... 12 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,025 I wanna make sure that we fully understand, like, 13 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,736 why Chloe decides to leave Zach. 14 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,321 I think it's pretty clear. 15 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,282 Are you worried it'll appear like we have an agenda? 16 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,950 No, not an agenda. Just, like, 17 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,077 needs to be, like, complex and gray, you know? 18 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,954 And right now, it just reads like... 19 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,415 I don't know. Like her dialogue is... 20 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,917 People just don't talk like that, you know? 21 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,586 Like in perfectly worded arguments. 22 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,379 I would disagree with that assumption. 23 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,299 Her naiveté is a direct result of the history of subjugation 24 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,593 of women by a draconian patriarchy. 25 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:37,222 Right... 26 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,390 Maybe we throw a few "um's" in there? 27 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,184 Oh my god... 28 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,311 How do you know to do all this? 29 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:46,064 Writing? Oh! It's easy. 30 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,191 You know, you just, um... 31 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,652 follow your instincts and keep it honest. 32 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,987 - You know, just like when you're acting. - Yeah, I'm... 33 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,157 I'm actually, like, working on some personal stuff. 34 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,910 Like, um, kind of a show. It's like coming of age, 35 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,203 but set in space. 36 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 - I don't know, but... - Sally! 37 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,748 - Barry? - Hey! 38 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,209 Hi. I-- Wait... 39 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,920 I'm forgetting. Did I ask you to come? 40 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,255 No, I came on my own. 41 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:13,174 - Oh... Hi! - Hey! 42 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,384 Hey. Listen, 43 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,593 I know how to get Cousineau 44 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,178 over the murder of his girlfriend. 45 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,638 You cast him on your show. 46 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,849 Sally: What... 47 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,725 I... What? Wait, y-- 48 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,271 - You talked to Cousineau? - Uh, yeah. 49 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,190 Yeah, and, um, you know, he's still pretty fucked up, 50 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,651 but I think getting his, um, you know, 51 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,778 career back on track will make him a little less fucked up 52 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,029 and give him a purpose. 53 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,823 Oh, that's so sweet. 54 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,908 But we threw his name out for a part and casting said no. 55 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,995 I think the direct quote was, "life's too short." 56 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,372 Well, wait, aren't you the boss? Can't you override that? 57 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,541 Yeah, I am the boss, which is why I need to trust 58 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,917 that I hired smart people, 59 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,628 and casting said he's a shitshow. So... 60 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,882 - He's not a shitshow. - Yeah, I know. Look, 61 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,758 I was as surprised as you are, 62 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,136 but the town wants nothing to do with him. 63 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,762 He's made his bed, so... 64 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,890 Hey, you know, I'm kind of in the middle of something here, 65 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,808 so can we talk about this at home? 66 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,018 He's in a lot of pain. 67 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,354 Yeah. No, I am sorry to hear that. 68 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,606 - No, you're not. - What? 69 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,150 If you actually felt that way, you'd do something about it, 70 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,651 but you're not doing anything about it. 71 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,194 So now, I have to do something about it. 72 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,489 I came here for your help, and you're not giving it to me. 73 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,287 Are you okay? 'Cause you seem a little manic. 74 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,164 - I'm worried about him. - So am I. 75 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,333 Which is why I tried to get him on my show. 76 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,667 We're saying the same thing. 77 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,962 We are not saying the same thing! 78 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,797 We are not saying the same thing! 79 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,258 If I don't do this, I don't live! 80 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:41,471 I have to do this to fucking live! 81 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,890 Don't fucking laugh at me! 82 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,644 My whole life! My whole... fucking life! 83 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,271 - Barry... - I need you to do this for me now! 84 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,814 Now! 85 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,610 Do it. 86 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,322 - Okay. I see... you're very upset right now. - Do it! 87 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:03,284 Look, I-I-I'm sorry. I tried, and... 88 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:06,287 - I... I can't. - Shit. 89 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,185 - Hello? - Hey-hey. 90 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,979 Are you around to meet up? 91 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,649 Yes. Um... 92 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,943 - What time were you thinking? - Now! 93 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,028 NoHo Hank Right. Duh. 94 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,572 You know, I really wish you would trust one of my guys 95 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,157 to bring you these heroin plants, 96 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,867 but since I'm the only one you trust, 97 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,327 you know? Just... 98 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,371 - sucks that you live all the way in Calabasas. - Girls: Hi! 99 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:52,000 - I mean, that is a drive. - Say I live in the Redlands. 100 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,043 Redlands? 101 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,337 Fuck me! 102 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,256 Wow. 103 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,508 I am so fucked today. 104 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,886 I will not be coming back to this office anytime soon. 105 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,306 Okay. I'll see you later. 106 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,603 - Are you selling limonada? - Girls: Yeah. 107 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,605 - Oh, how much? - Both: One dollar! 108 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,774 Fantastic. I'll take two. 109 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,673 Occupant: Don't pull on the door! 110 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,383 Let me unlock first! 111 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:48,931 Pendejo. 112 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,020 - Mi yerno. - Suegro. 113 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,192 Did you just come all the way from Bolivia? 114 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,027 Yes. 115 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,821 But, not in this. It's a rental. 116 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,366 We flew. 117 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,455 Gene Cousineau Barry? Barry, 118 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,916 I've been in this trunk way too long. 119 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,169 I can't feel my legs! A-and, you might not know this, 120 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:21,172 but that is definitely a stroke symptom! 121 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:24,634 - You're going to have to relax. - Gene: What are you doing? 122 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,220 Plan A didn't work, so I'm gonna have to do plan B. 123 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,138 Gene: Do you even know what the plan is? 124 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,057 I don't know what the plan is! 125 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,476 Look, I'm trying to fucking help you, man, alright? 126 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,354 - So, just shut up! - Guard: Where you going? 127 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,231 Uh, Allison Jones' office, please. 128 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:42,610 We were all just a little confused though. I mean, 129 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:45,238 you read for "Swim Instructors," you were really good. 130 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,031 We liked you. Jay liked you. 131 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,826 - Who? - Jay. 132 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,119 The director. 133 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,121 - Oh, Jay Roach. Yeah. - Yeah. 134 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,331 But then, um, we couldn't find you. 135 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:58,126 You didn't return any calls, and we left messages. 136 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,170 - We left word, we couldn't-- You never called us back. - Right. 137 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,882 - No, uh, something came up. - Right. Well, it's cast now. 138 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,844 They went with Adam DeVine and Josh Gad. 139 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,471 Two short guys. Never, ever, ever going to work. 140 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,015 Not funny. I don't know why they think it is. 141 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,435 - Right... Well, it's, um, I'm not really here for me. - Yeah. 142 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,272 Uh, I was wondering if you could, um, 143 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,649 - get my acting teacher some work. - Mm-hmm. 144 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:24,443 Uh, his name is Gene Cousineau. He's been around-- 145 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,821 Oh, Gene Cousineau's a fucking asshole. 146 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,239 I won't have anything to do with him. 147 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,033 He was awful to me. No, thank you. 148 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,161 But, you know what? I like your intensity. 149 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,414 You kind of have, like, a not-present Joaquin Phoenix thing. 150 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,291 - Huh. - We might have something for you, actually, 151 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,335 that you could be right for. On the show "Laws Of Humanity," 152 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,296 there's a great role, Mr. Millaway. 153 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,131 Can you come back at 6:00 and read for that? 154 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,340 - Me? - Yeah. 155 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,343 6:00. Different office. 156 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:53,014 Good role. I think you'd be great for it. Yeah. Last slot. 157 00:07:56,893 --> 00:08:00,104 ♪ This is skinny papa, don't you be a creep ♪ 158 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:04,192 ♪ If you learn to boogaloo, you can really be deep ♪ 159 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,195 ♪ Look at fat mama, she's as cool as ice ♪ 160 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:10,948 ♪ If you dig a boogaloo, you know it's pretty nice ♪ 161 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,038 ♪ Skinny papa ♪ 162 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,290 ♪ Come on and do the boogaloo ♪ 163 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,503 ♪ Fat mama's dancing ♪ 164 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,464 ♪ So, why can't you? ♪ 165 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,427 ♪ Skinny papa ♪ 166 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,471 ♪ Come on and do the boogaloo ♪ 167 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,976 ♪ Fat mama dancing ♪ 168 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,436 ♪ So, why can't you? ♪ 169 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,646 Cristobal! 170 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,565 Drink with me. Come on. 171 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,364 This Airbnb is fantastic. 172 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,533 They're fun, no? 173 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,245 Y-yeah. Yeah. 174 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,790 Stop being so much fun! 175 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,626 Uh, did Elena send you? 176 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,296 My daughter misses her husband. 177 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,340 And the niños, 178 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,800 they... 179 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,261 they need their daddy. 180 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:16,639 I know you've had a hard time establishing a foothold in LA. 181 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,308 Minor setback. 182 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,562 Chechens seem to be a major setback. 183 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,314 But not to worry. 184 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,608 The cavalry is here. 185 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:31,445 We will take them out. Blood for blood. 186 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,489 The sooner we can wipe out these Russian farmers, 187 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:36,075 the sooner we establish our business. 188 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,452 And you can go back home! 189 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,874 Blood for blood. 190 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,508 Assistant Director: Sally? Action on rehearsal. 191 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,511 Sally, action on rehearsal. 192 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,513 Oh. Um... 193 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,724 You need to get out of this. I think I'll... 194 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,185 I think we'll cross this way, if that's not totally weird. 195 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,314 Um... Sorry. Yeah. You need to get out of this. 196 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,565 But, he apologized. 197 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,234 That's why you're staying in it, for the apology. 198 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,361 - That's not a thing. - Yes, it is. 199 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,529 I did it with your father, 200 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,115 and it was a pattern I fell into. 201 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,159 It took me years to break it, but I did. 202 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,119 And I just don't want... 203 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,579 Fuck! What's my line? 204 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,622 I don't want you to make the same mistakes. 205 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,166 Yeah, we gotta change that. 206 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,917 I just-- I say that to her constantly. 207 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,628 - Alright, let's set this up. Cast can rest. - Sally: Where's my script? 208 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,385 Hey. Are, are you okay? 209 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,347 Yeah. That was really scary. 210 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,931 Yeah. Um, 211 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,517 so, uh, we gotta report that, right? 212 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,895 Oh. Are you guys talking about Sally's boyfriend? 213 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,773 - I heard about that. - Chloe: Yeah, we were there. 214 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,024 It was, like, terrifying. 215 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,276 Who do we talk to about this? 216 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,613 Well, he doesn't work here, so we can't report it to HR. 217 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,655 Did he hit her? 218 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,450 - No. Um... - Did he threaten her? 219 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,161 Uh, no. 220 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,372 Did he throw anything? 221 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,333 Well he had her pinned up against the wall, 222 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,251 and he was yelling at her. 223 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,504 There's really nothing we can do about that. 224 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,673 I mean, he's clearly a violent person. 225 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,008 They're adults, 226 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,843 and I like my job. 227 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,765 Sucks that you had to see tha-- 228 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,683 What, camera's ready? 229 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,310 We're ready for you on set. 230 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:34,693 Okay... 231 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,825 Apologize... 232 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,702 So, let me get this straight. 233 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,039 You went in to get me a part, and you got yourself a part? 234 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,750 It's an audition. I'm reading Mr. Millaway. 235 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,669 You're a lawyer. 236 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,463 You seriously want me to interpret the scene for you? 237 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,299 Are you out of your fuckin' mind? 238 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,803 Oh, just let me go, Barry. I'm not gonna tell anybody. 239 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,515 - Wait, you wouldn't go to the cops? - Of course not! 240 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,184 You're a bad actor, Mr. Cousineau. 241 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:11,730 So, you're gonna hold me hostage until you book me a part? 242 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,982 That's not the way it works. 243 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,193 We're talking about me here. That could take years. 244 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,572 Look, what I'm saying to you is that your plan sucks. 245 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,158 Look, I swear 246 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,660 on Janice's soul, 247 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,287 I will not say a word 248 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,165 - to anyone-- - It's either this or I kill you. 249 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,754 You're one of the good guys, Barry. 250 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,259 You did a horrible thing. 251 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,888 But I see your pain. 252 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,474 It is the same pain that you came to me with. 253 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,268 Fresh out of the army. A lost soul. 254 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,980 No one to tell you your worth. 255 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,525 I took you in. 256 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,154 Not only did I teach you to be a good actor, 257 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,990 I taught you to be a good human being. 258 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,662 And this is how you repay me? 259 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,789 By killing me? 260 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,052 I love you, Mr. Cousineau. 261 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,224 I appreciate that, Barry. 262 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,228 Alright. Well, look, we don't have a lot of time. Uh, 263 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,979 I was going through my checklist in my head, 264 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,065 and I think my guy's issue is his ego. 265 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,234 Like, he's one of these big pharma guys. 266 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,195 But, I think I can actually make one of these guys likable. 267 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,530 Hi. 268 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,324 No, I'm just leaving. Literally the worst date. 269 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,035 I'm not exaggerating this time. Okay. 270 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,372 He ordered milk with dinner. He-- Oh my-- 271 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,385 This thing has 14 cup holders. 272 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,554 I counted. 273 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,641 Madness. 274 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,777 chatter continues) 275 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,659 Apaga la luce. 276 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,342 Gangster There's no one here. 277 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,803 Como que no one? 278 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,805 - Seguro? - Nada. 279 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,647 - Look at the dinosaur! Look! - Look! Dinosaur! Look! 280 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,567 Dinosaur! "Jurassic Park"! 281 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,116 - Holy shit! Jimmy Kimmel! - Where? 282 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,242 - Right there! - Yeah, Batir, 283 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,785 that's where they do the Jimmy Kimmel. 284 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,413 - "The Man Show" does not age well. - Ah! 285 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,915 No. Not a carbonara. That's too fancy. 286 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,209 Just, like, a regular spaghetti. 287 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,669 I mean, do you guys have a kids menu? 288 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,505 - Sally, Lindsay's in your office. - What? Lindsay? 289 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,759 - Wait. What? Did she say what for? - Didn't say. 290 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:31,138 - She's here. - Oh. Okay. She just walked in. I'll give her the lowdown. 291 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,391 - Hey. What's up? - Lindsay: Hey. That was Casey over at Diane's office. 292 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,018 - We have a situation. - Ah... 293 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,354 Apparently, there's another show like yours. 294 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,190 - What? - It's called "Pam!" With an exclamation mark. 295 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,025 So, it's kinda more like... Pam! 296 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,485 - Who's in it? - Lindsay: Alexis Kaplan. 297 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,236 - She's a stand-up comedian. - Who's that? 298 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,739 - She is hysterical. - Yeah. In the show, she plays a woman 299 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,366 who escapes an abusive relationship 300 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,993 - and has a daughter. - Natalie: Wait, look at the glass! 301 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,745 - It's so big! - It's cute. 302 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,205 She loves to drink. 303 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,457 That's a show about abuse? 304 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,625 You're mad? You're mad. 305 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,377 So, Diane wants to get ahead of it, 306 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,961 so they're pulling your release date up. 307 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,089 - What? To when? - Yeah. End of the week. 308 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,383 Exciting! It's so exciting! 309 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,218 I-I don't know how I feel about this. 310 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,678 So, we'll do the premiere Thursday, 311 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,179 and you have to do a press junket. 312 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,931 - When? - Tomorrow. 313 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,724 - It's happening tomorrow? - So, let's sit down... 314 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,103 - ...we can talk strategy. - I gotta go pick up some spaghetti. 315 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,230 Lindsay: We do-- We should talk about it right now 316 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,191 - because it is tomorrow. - Natalie: But she needs to get spaghetti. 317 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,836 Be right back! 318 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,509 Apologize? Are you nuts? 319 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,761 I'm not the type of man to admit my wrongs. 320 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,388 I've already paid the family. 321 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,390 Casting Associate: I need you to not only look inside your wallet, 322 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,101 but your soul. It's part of the settlement. 323 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,396 To apologize? What kind of law practice is this? 324 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,733 A law practice whose goal is to eradicate meanness. 325 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,194 Wait. That's you guys? 326 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,701 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah. Thanks, Barry. 327 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,244 Uh, when will I know if I got it? 328 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,204 Uh, work's tomorrow, so soon. 329 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,459 I really need this job. 330 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,004 I know, everyone does. We'll get back to you, okay? 331 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:30,048 You have that part, the sad old man whose wife dies, 332 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,341 have you cast that yet? 333 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,594 Doesn't have any lines. That's just gonna be an extra. 334 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,222 I need you to cast my acting teacher. 335 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,725 - There's a process here-- - His name is Gene Cousineau. 336 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,560 Gene Cousineau? That's your acting teacher? 337 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,978 That the guy that brought the loaded gun 338 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,438 - to the "Full House" audition? - Yeah. 339 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,106 When Allison didn't cast him on "Family Ties," 340 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,025 he called her a donkey witch. 341 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:51,069 Everybody deserves a second chance. 342 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,280 That's not how it works. 343 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,246 When I met Mr. Cousineau... 344 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,124 I was a lost soul. 345 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,919 I was just out of the Marines. I didn't have anybody. 346 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,673 He didn't just teach me how to... 347 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,675 be a better actor, but... 348 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,512 he taught me how to be a human being. 349 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,098 He saved my life. 350 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,780 Oh my god. Thank God you're okay. 351 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,537 What the fuck is going on? Who's Fernando? 352 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372 Why the fuck is Fernando trying to kill us? 353 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,250 - I mean-- - Fernando is the head of our family, Hank. 354 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,628 He brought his elite soldiers. 355 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,171 Las Aguilas. 356 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,302 You don't stand a chance. You need to run. 357 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,347 Run? 358 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,600 Come on, we don't run away from anyone. 359 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,686 - Let me talk to him, okay? - Fuck, man, 360 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,188 you're not listening to me, Hank. 361 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,066 You don't talk to him! No one talks to him! 362 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,776 You'll die. 363 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,987 I couldn't handle that. 364 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,908 Wait, like, are you breaking up with me? 365 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,120 Goodbye. 366 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,165 Enriquito. 367 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,936 Oh, you know, me and Don Felder... 368 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,357 ...especially the drums, we wanted it to be very wet... 369 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,084 ♪ What I've felt What I've known ♪ 370 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,462 Okay, okay, okay... 371 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,973 Okay... 372 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,892 "Connect to Bluetooth"? 373 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,685 How the fuck do you do that? 374 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,731 Barry? Hey. 375 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,650 I got a part! 376 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,736 Wh-- For your controller? No, no, I-I got you a new one. 377 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:41,406 No! No, like a part on a TV show! "Laws of Humanity." 378 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,116 Wait, what? 379 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,078 Oh my god! That's, like... 380 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,080 That's like a huge fucking show! 381 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,915 Like, a real show! Congrats! 382 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,625 Yeah, I got Cousineau a part, too! 383 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,126 Oh my god, so you did it. 384 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,087 - How? - I told Ben, the casting guy, 385 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,838 our story, and he was really moved. 386 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,007 His exact words were, "That is fucking clean 387 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,677 - and rad and beautiful, bro." - Sally: Oh my god. 388 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,846 I can't believe he said rad. They never say stuff like that. 389 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,225 That is just... That is so wonderful, Boo Bear. I mean, 390 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,937 - we should-- we should celebrate. Okay. - Yeah, I'll be home soon. 391 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,440 Yeah. Hey, listen. I, um... 392 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,986 Uh, I texted you a lot earlier. 393 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,904 Oh, I haven't-- I haven't been near my phone. 394 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,574 Sally: Oh, yeah. No, that's okay. Um, I just, uh, I actually... 395 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,577 I wanted to apologize. I... 396 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,871 I was-- I've just been under so much stress, 397 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,957 and then you came to my office, and I was just thrown, 398 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,793 - and I-I'm really sorry. - Barry: Oh, it's okay. 399 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,213 Okay. 400 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,841 Uh... Wait, are you okay? 401 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,676 Barry: Yeah. 402 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,219 Okay. 403 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,179 - Are you happy? - Barry: Yeah. I gotta go. 404 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:49,057 - Okay. I just-- I really want you to be happy, okay? - Barry: Okay, byeee! 405 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,060 Okay. I love you! Love you. 406 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,274 Mr. Cousineau! Guess what? 407 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,407 Ho... Ho! 408 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,356 Liz: I-I did not see this coming. 409 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,692 I felt like things were going really well. 410 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,741 I just... 411 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:51,203 I don't understand why you don't want to be with me. 412 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,247 I mean, it's been five amazing years. 413 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,596 I'm working on myself and you seem to be appreciating that. 414 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:13,391 No? I mean, I don't understand why you're leaving me. 415 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,477 You have too many dogs. 416 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,646 - Who? - You! 417 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,439 - Me? - Yes! 418 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,531 Shit. 419 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,116 Fuck. 420 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,129 Excuse me, little girl, I really need your help. 421 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,505 Oh my god. Are you okay? 422 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,758 I'm being chased by a man who killed my girlfriend. 423 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,426 - Oh my god. - Yeah, and now, 424 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:52,222 he's trying to make up for it by getting me a job on a TV show. 425 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,517 Right... 426 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,977 I don't have my phone. 427 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,563 Could you please call me an internet taxi? 428 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,066 Is that your dog? 429 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:06,653 Oh, no. That's just one of the 30 that mauled me. 430 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,947 Mm-hmm. Uh... 431 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,408 Okay. It looks like there's one right around the corner. 432 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,326 You are an angel! 433 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,619 Okay. Good luck. 434 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,538 No, no, no! Please, don't leave me. I can't be alone. 435 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,748 - No, I have to go to work. - I-I'm a good person. 436 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,208 I wanted to live. 437 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,128 So, I ate his sandwiches in the trunk. 438 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,006 - Oh! That's your car. That one. - Yeah? 439 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,044 - L-Leo! - Jesus, Dad, what happened to you? 440 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,503 - Call the police. - W-what do you mean? 441 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,255 - No, no, no. Listen to me! - Gordon: Oh my god, a doggy! 442 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,424 - I want you to-- - Leo: Barry, here's your tea. 443 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,263 Leo: Oh, Dad, you like you got, like, 444 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,890 hit by a bus. 445 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,310 Something... Something happen to you two? 446 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,895 No, your dad was helping me with an audition, 447 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,648 and we both, uh, committed a little too hard. 448 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,485 Uh, you said something about the police? 449 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,403 No. 450 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,113 Okay, cool. 451 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:57,639 I told that casting director our story, 452 00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:00,600 and he was so moved... 453 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,560 that he gave us both parts. 454 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,022 So, you're going to enjoy 455 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,275 everything that comes 456 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,527 with being given a second chance. 457 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,196 Because if you don't... 458 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:15,991 this one... 459 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,701 and that one... 460 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,829 go away. 461 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,539 Do you understand? 462 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,216 I love you, Mr. Cousineau. 463 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,682 Do you love me? 464 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,522 Can you say it? 465 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,942 I love you, Barry. 466 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,113 Can you say it again? 33032

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