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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:05,637 Captions by VITAC... www.vitac.com 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,907 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,978 MARTI? 4 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,413 DWEEB? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,981 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 6 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,417 YOU KNEW I LIKED HER, AND YOU WENT AFTER HER ANYWAY! 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,263 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, PETE? 8 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:21,564 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. 9 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:24,323 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, BUT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT. 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,291 I'D LIKE A NEW ROOMMATE. 11 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,494 YOU'RE TOO BUSY SAVING THE WORLD 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,895 TO HAVE ANY TIME FOR ME. 13 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,564 FACE IT, SHARON, WE ARE DRIFTING APART! 14 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,333 FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE IT. 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,179 I DON'T LIKE WAITING UP TO YELL AT YOU, 16 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,723 AND THEN HAVING YOU YELL AT ME, FRANKLY. 17 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,266 SO, YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY ME? 18 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,190 YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY ME? 19 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,559 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS ELECTRIC BILL? 20 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:03,128 DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS ELECTRIC BILL? 21 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:07,499 LOOK... I KNOW WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING A LOT LATELY, 22 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,779 BUT IT HAPPENS TO EVERY COUPLE RIGHT BEFORE A WEDDING. 23 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,337 SO IT'S JUST COLD FEET. 24 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,706 WHAT IF IT ISN'T? 25 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,341 WHAT IF IT'S OUR GUT INSTINCT 26 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,144 TELLING US THAT WE'RE NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER? 27 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,290 I'M SURE IT'S FEET. 28 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,713 BUT IT COULD BE GUT. 29 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:26,385 LISTEN, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WEDDING STUFF TO DO TODAY, 30 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,988 SO FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING THINGS DONE, 31 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,324 LET'S JUST SAY IT'S FEET. 32 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:33,858 OKAY. 33 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,664 BUT IT COULD BE GUT. 34 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,134 COULD BE STRESS. 35 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,236 WE'RE UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE LATELY. 36 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,737 I MEAN, I'M WAITIN' TO SEE 37 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,039 IF MY LIFE IS GONNA TURN OUT TERRIFIC, 38 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,808 AND YOU'RE WAITIN' TO SEE 39 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,977 IF YOUR LIFE IS STILL GONNA SUCK! 40 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,513 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE ACADEMIC PROBATION 41 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,982 OR THE FACT THAT YOU SPIT WHEN YOU TALK? 42 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,951 NO, NO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ACADEMIC PROBATION, 43 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:03,122 BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED 44 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,224 ABOUT THE ACADEMIC PROBATION, 45 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:08,627 AND I KEEP TALKING ABOUT ACADEMIC PROBATION! 46 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:13,298 I MEAN, I'VE SAID, "ACADEMIC PROBATION" FOUR TIMES ALREADY! 47 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:16,435 OH. I'M SORRY. DID I COME AT A BAD TIME? 48 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,202 SORT OF. 49 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:21,740 WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT... ACADEMIC PROBATION!! 50 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:25,710 WE ONLY STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS. 51 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,879 GOD, BERG, I'M SORRY. 52 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:31,517 EVEN FOR PETE, THAT'S INSENSITIVE. 53 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,118 I DID GO OUT WITH HIS GIRL, 54 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:36,255 EVEN THOUGH HE WON'T ADMIT TO LIKING HER BECAUSE HE'S... 55 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,667 GUTLESS! DOOFUS! 56 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,323 LOSER! 57 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,658 ACADEMIC PROBATION! 58 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,738 I CAN'T WIN WHEN HE HAS THAT. 59 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,263 THOUGH, I SWEAR, THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, 60 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,765 WHEN I'M OFF PROBATION, HE'S DEAD. 61 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,168 OH, GOD. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 62 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,903 THEY POSTED THE NEW SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS AT THE HOSPITAL. 63 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:54,773 THEY DENIED YOUR REQUEST TO BE TAKEN OFF OF PROBATION. 64 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:55,774 WHAT? 65 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,954 WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 66 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,444 I KNOW I SCREWED UP. 67 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,881 AREN'T THEY EVER GONNA GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE? 68 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:03,882 I'M REALLY SORRY. 69 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,328 YEAH, RIGHT. YOU LOVE IT. 70 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,086 WHAT?! YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THIS. 71 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,333 I'M THE HUGE LOSER, AND YOU'RE THE HOTSHOT, 72 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,624 NEVER-ALMOST-KILLED-SOMEBODY DOCTOR'S PET. 73 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,126 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 74 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,640 YOU RACED OVER HERE TO RUB IT IN MY FACE. 75 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,265 OH, BERG, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 76 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,146 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 77 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,271 I CAME TO TELL YOU I THINK THE HOSPITAL'S WRONG, 78 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,840 BUT IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS, 79 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,208 THEN YOU REALLY ARE A LOSER! 80 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,209 YOU'RE THE LOSER! 81 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,543 Pete: ACADEMIC PROBATION! 82 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,778 NOT YOU! 83 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:42,654 I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING WE GOT DONE TODAY. 84 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,790 ALL WE HAVE LEFT TO DO IS... SHOW UP AT THE CHURCH. 85 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,059 YEAH. 86 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:49,694 BUT WE HAD FUN, THOUGH, RIGHT? 87 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,030 YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME. 88 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,066 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 89 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,734 IF WE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED, 90 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,570 TODAY WOULD'VE BEEN TORTURE. 91 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,850 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WOULD HAVE. 92 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,107 I DON'T KNOW. 93 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,776 I THINK I JUST LET THE FEAR GET THE BEST OF ME. 94 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,311 MY FEET HAVE SPOKEN. 95 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,314 HELLO. 96 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,827 HELLO. HI. 97 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,284 SO, I UNDERSTAND 98 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,787 YOU WOULD LIKE TO OPEN A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT. 99 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:18,357 GREAT. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THOSE CHECKS TO READ? 100 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:21,159 MR. AND MRS. JONATHAN DONNELLY. 101 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,660 NO, NO, BABY. 102 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,397 THEY SHOULD READ JONATHAN AND SHARON DONNELLY. 103 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,598 I'M NOT SO SURE. 104 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,578 IT'S OKAY, HONEY. I AM. 105 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,168 I LIKE IT. 106 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,937 I THINK IT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON OUR BALLERINA COLLECTION. 107 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,842 OOH, LOOK. THEY'RE SO PRETTY. 108 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,744 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE THAT 109 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,880 TO THE GUY AT THE HARDWARE STORE? 110 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:46,251 JUST TELL HIM THE BALLERINAS ARE STRIPPERS. 111 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,675 OKAY. 112 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,878 BEFORE YOU MOVE TO AVOID ME, I'M COMING RIGHT BACK, 113 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,547 AND I'M EATING IN THAT CHAIR. 114 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,560 THIS PLACE IS GETTIN' ON MY NERVES. 115 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,928 OH. HI, PETE. 116 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,229 HEY, IRENE. 117 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,366 OH, FRET NOT, SWEET PRINCE. 118 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:37,169 THE LETTER CARRIER WILL ARRIVE IN DUE COURSE. 119 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,937 THOU ART ANNOYING ME. 120 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,138 HEY, I'M IN CHARACTER. 121 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,507 MY THEATER GROUP IS PUTTING ON A PRODUCTION, 122 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,975 AND I'M PLAYING RAPUNZEL. 123 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,878 ACTING GIVES ME A CHANCE TO WORK OUT MY DEMONS. 124 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,081 SO WOULD AN EXORCISM. 125 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:52,584 HEY, STILL NO WORD ON YOUR FIREMAN'S SLEEPOVER CAMP? 126 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:55,053 IRENE. IRENE, IT'S BOOT CAMP, OKAY?! 127 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,366 IT'S THE LAST STEP 128 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:59,691 WHERE THEY SEPARATE THE FIREMEN FROM THE WANNABES. 129 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,571 IT'S THREE MONTHS OF TORTURE AND HUMILIATION 130 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:04,762 AND CONSTANT PHYSICAL EXHAUSTION. 131 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,931 BUT YOU GET TO SLEEP OVER, RIGHT? 132 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:11,336 IRENE... HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO CLOSE 133 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,383 TO SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANTED, 134 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,974 BUT YOU WEREN'T SURE IF YOU WERE EVER GONNA GET IT? 135 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,576 YES. 136 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,677 ALL RIGHT. 137 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,514 OH, HEY, UH, CAN I SEE MY MAIL? 138 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,251 IT'S NOT YOURS UNTIL I PUT IT IN YOUR BOX. 139 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,454 HEY, IRENE, YOU LOOK RAVISHING TODAY... 140 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,389 LIKE A FLOWER IN SPRINGTIME. 141 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:35,160 ROGER, I TOLD YOU, I ONLY LIKE YOU AS A POSTAL CARRIER. 142 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,803 HEY, COULD YOU GO ANY SLOWER? 143 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,673 SURE. 144 00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:00,452 ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP, YOU LETTER MONKEY. 145 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,054 DON'T THREATEN ME, MAN. I GOT A LOT OF STUFF HERE. 146 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,923 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF PORN. 147 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:10,195 ROGER, MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE PETE HIS MAIL, HUH? 148 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,264 FOR ME? 149 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:15,900 WELL, OKAY, BUT ONLY FOR YOU. 150 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:22,240 I HOPE YOU GET JURY DUTY. 151 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,008 I HOPE YOU'RE ON TRIAL. 152 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:30,193 IT'S NOT HERE. 153 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,550 ARE YOU SURE? 154 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,553 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! ANOTHER 24 HOURS OF TORTURE! 155 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,987 THIS IS GONNA KILL ME! 156 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,657 AND THEY SAY THERE'S NEVER ANY GOOD NEWS. 157 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,338 OKAY, LET'S SET YOUR PIN NUMBER. 158 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,695 LET'S GO WITH MY BIRTHDAY. 159 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,930 NO, BABY, IT'S TOO HARD TO REMEMBER. 160 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,502 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 161 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,682 YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST GO WITH MINE. 162 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:53,871 624. 163 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,407 GREAT. 164 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,487 NOW, BEFORE YOU SIGN, I HAVE TO EXPLAIN 165 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,644 THAT BY OPENING A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT, 166 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,514 YOU ARE SEEN AS A SINGLE ENTITY IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, 167 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:05,817 BOUND TOGETHER IN FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, 168 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,719 IN ASSETS, AND IN DEBT 169 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:11,323 UNTIL YOU EITHER CLOSE THE ACCOUNT OR DIE. 170 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,360 I DO. 171 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,661 SIGN RIGHT HERE. 172 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,031 JOHNNY, YOUR HAND'S SHAKING. 173 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,900 NO, IT'S NOT. QUIT MOVIN' THE PAPER. 174 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:26,238 UM... AND YOU'RE SWEATING. 175 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,739 NO, I AM NOT. 176 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,541 WHERE DO I SIGN? 177 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:33,177 RIGHT NEXT TO THE... PUDDLE UNDERNEATH YOUR HAND. 178 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,583 OH. BERG'S NOT HERE. 179 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:42,254 UH, I'M NOT HERE TO SEE BERG. I'M HERE TO SEE YOU. 180 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,757 DID YOU THINK OF AN INSULT AND HAD TO RUSH RIGHT OVER? 181 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,425 NO. 182 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:50,262 NO, ACTUALLY, I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE. 183 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:54,165 I GOT MY LETTER. I'M IN BOOT CAMP. 184 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,336 YOU'RE IN? YOU GOT YOUR LETTER? 185 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,138 YEAH. YEAH, THANKS TO YOU. 186 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,839 YOU WERE MY INSPIRATION. 187 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,377 MY DRIVE TO CRUSH YOU HELPED PUSH ME OVER THE TOP. 188 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,980 YOU GOT YOUR LETTER, HUH? 189 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,214 HEY! 190 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,450 GOOD FOR YOU! GOOD FOR THE POST OFFICE! 191 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,820 OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 192 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,523 ARE YOU BENT OUT OF SHAPE BECAUSE I GOT IN? 193 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:22,994 OH, PETE, I-I'M SORRY. YOU DIDN'T GET IN? 194 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,497 I DIDN'T? WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 195 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,099 NO, I JUST ASSUMED... 196 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,035 ASSUMED WHAT? THAT I FAILED? 197 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,649 I JUST DIDN'T GET MY LETTER, THAT'S ALL. 198 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,773 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASSUME THE WORST? 199 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,909 THAT'S YOU! I ASSUMED YOU PASSED. 200 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,444 LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 201 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,347 YOU'LL GET YOUR LETTER TOMORROW, AND WE'LL CELEBRATE FOR YOU. 202 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:46,217 BUT TONIGHT, LET'S CELEBRATE MARTI! 203 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,952 CELEBRATE? CEL... 204 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:50,689 PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. 205 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,325 I DID NOT GET MY LETTER. 206 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,260 I HEARD YOU, BUZZ KILL! 207 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,664 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 208 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,865 MARTI, WAIT! 209 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,335 I JUST SPOKE WITH ROGER! HE TRACKED DOWN YOUR LETTER, 210 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,214 AND HE PROMISED TO BRING IT BY TONIGHT AFTER WORK. 211 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,416 NO, CALL HIM NOW! 212 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,039 GET IT NOW! 213 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,309 ROGER'S THE KIND OF GUY WHO'LL HOLD A FAVOR OVER MY HEAD. 214 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:14,546 I MEAN, IF I SCRATCH ROGER'S BACK, 215 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,448 WHO SCRATCHES MINE? 216 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,682 FINE. 217 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:21,319 A MOVIE, AN EMPTY SEAT BETWEEN US, 218 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:25,690 AND IF ANYONE ASKS, I DON'T KNOW YOU. 219 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,259 OH, PETEY, WE'RE HAVING A DATE! 220 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,236 HEY, MOM. 221 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,372 MICHAEL! 222 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,219 WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 223 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,520 HOW'S MY FAVORITE SON? 224 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,745 YOUR BROTHER ISN'T WITH YOU, IS HE? 225 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,313 NO. 226 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,916 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT'S WRONG? 227 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,451 NOTHING. NOTHING. 228 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,119 CAN'T A GUY TAKE A BREAK 229 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,990 FROM STUDYING MICROBIOLOGY AND ADVANCED ENDOCRINOLOGY 230 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,427 TO COME HOME... TO PLAY WITH HIS HOT WHEELS? 231 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,807 HONEY, I SOLD THOSE AT A YARD SALE 232 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,197 FOR 5 CENTS APIECE. 233 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,632 WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 234 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,669 THE MAIN THING IS THAT YOU MADE MONEY OFF MY MEMORIES. 235 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,738 WHERE'S, UH... WHERE'S DAD? 236 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,808 WELL, PHYSICALLY, HE'S LIVING IN A SEEDY MOTEL. 237 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,277 SPIRITUALLY, HE'S BURNING IN HELL. 238 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:24,482 SEE, I THOUGHT HE MIGHT STILL BE AT WORK. 239 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,552 YOUR FATHER HAD AN AFFAIR, AND I KICKED HIM OUT. 240 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,821 WHAT? 241 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,057 WHY DON'T YOU THROW ANOTHER ONE OF HIS SUITS ON THE FIRE, 242 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,793 AND I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. 243 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,767 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT DAD HAD AN AFFAIR. 244 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,768 I KNOW. 245 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,238 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 246 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,208 ARE YOU... ARE YOU OKAY? 247 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,144 I'M A SURVIVOR. I'LL HEAL. 248 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,546 HEY, COME HERE. 249 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,481 I LOVE YOU. 250 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,151 SO, WHO WAS SHE? DID YOU KNOW HER? 251 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,721 NO, JUST SOME TRAMPY LITTLE SLUT FROM WHORETOWN. 252 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:07,158 GOD, THOSE GIRLS ARE SO EASY. 253 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:13,864 NOT THAT I'D KNOW. 254 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,169 LISTEN, I AM... I AM SO SORRY, MOM. 255 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,371 MAYBE HE'LL COME TO HIS SENSES AND LEAVE HER. 256 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,650 OH, HE ALREADY LEFT HER. 257 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,141 IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 258 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,921 HE KEEPS CALLING, WANTING TO COME BACK. 259 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,577 IS IT COLD IN HERE? 260 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,480 I THINK I'LL THROW ON A SWEATER. 261 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,083 YOU MEAN IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE? 262 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,818 ONLY ONCE? 263 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,886 NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 264 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,090 IT IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THING HE DID. 265 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,427 I'M JUST SAYIN' WE'VE ALL MADE MISTAKES. 266 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,664 WE'VE ALL DONE SOMETHIN' THAT WE WISH WE COULD TAKE BACK. 267 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,068 DON'T YOU THINK WE DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE? 268 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,635 NO. 269 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,271 WHY NOT? 270 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,517 BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU SCREW UP SO BAD, 271 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,553 YOU DON'T DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE. 272 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,211 SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY 273 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,406 AND MOVE ON. 274 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,450 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 275 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:10,855 I'M GONNA TAKE MY BIKE AROUND THE BLOCK FOR A RIDE. 276 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,102 OH. OH, HONEY, HERE. HERE. 277 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,859 YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS. 278 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,926 WHAT'S THIS? 279 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,329 CAB FARE. I SOLD YOUR BIKE. 280 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,204 COME ON. 281 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,340 WHERE IS THAT STUPID MAIL... 282 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,110 ESCORT I ORDERED? 283 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,980 IS THAT MY LETTER? 284 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,448 NOT SO FAST. 285 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,851 YOU CAN HAVE THE LETTER OR YOU CAN HAVE MY WOMAN, 286 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,620 BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH. 287 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,591 "SOPHIE'S CHOICE." 288 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,728 LOOK, ROGER... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... 289 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,664 YOU GIVE ME THAT LETTER, AND I'LL STEP ASIDE. 290 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,401 SUCKER. 291 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,938 HUH. SUCKER. 292 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,942 WELL, COME ON. OPEN IT! OPEN IT! 293 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,711 I CAN'T. YOU DO IT. YOU DO IT. 294 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,348 OKAY. 295 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,254 WHAT? WHAT? 296 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,302 PETE DONVILLE, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 297 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,825 YOU'RE IN! 298 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,061 I'M IN! 299 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,530 IRENE, I'M SO HAPPY I COULD... 300 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,633 TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON THIS STOOP! 301 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,206 HOW ABOUT A HIGH-FIVE?! 302 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:35,906 OKAY! 303 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,907 ALL RIGHT! 304 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:37,975 OKAY! 305 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,910 WE MUST CELEBRATE! 306 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,213 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT! 307 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,359 GOOD IDEA! 308 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,117 YOU GET CHAMPAGNE, I'LL BAKE A CAKE! 309 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:54,858 ♪ WELL, WHY WAS I BORN? ♪ 310 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,828 ♪ AND WHY AM I LIVING... ♪ 311 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,965 MY BEST FRIEND AND I... WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING. 312 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,634 THE HOSPITAL WON'T LET ME BE A DOCTOR. 313 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,336 MY MOM KICKED MY DAD OUT. 314 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,172 AND MY HAIR HASN'T COOPERATED IN WEEKS. 315 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,642 IT'S BEEN HELL. 316 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,643 YEAH. 317 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:17,148 I GOT MY FOOT BLOWN OFF IN THE WAR. 318 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:21,652 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 319 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,121 I'LL HAVE ANOTHER. 320 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,492 HELLO, BERG. 321 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,260 OH, GREAT. 322 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,029 HOW'D YOU FIND ME? 323 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,633 WELL, YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME YOU MIGHT BE AT THIS BAR. 324 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,068 HAD I KNOWN IT WAS THIS SPECIAL, 325 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,972 I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A GOLD TOOTH AND A SOCIAL DISEASE. 326 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,253 COME ON. LET'S GET YOU HOME. 327 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,810 NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE. 328 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,179 IN FACT, I'M... 329 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,714 I'M THINKING ABOUT QUITTING MEDICAL SCHOOL. 330 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,116 OH. YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT. 331 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,163 SO WE CAN ADD "QUITTER" TO THE LIST 332 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,221 WITH "WHINY, SELF-CENTERED, SELF-PITYING, AND BARFLY." 333 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,258 EXCUSE ME. 334 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,161 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE WITH MY SISTER? 335 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,210 OKAY, PLEASE, GO AHEAD AND QUIT. 336 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,101 PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY, BUT BEFORE YOU DO, 337 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,703 WHY DON'T YOU SIGN THIS? 338 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:13,971 WHAT'S THIS? 339 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,408 IT IS A PETITION TO GET YOU OFF OF PROBATION. 340 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,612 ALL OF THE INTERNS SIGNED IT AND A MAJORITY OF THE DOCTORS. 341 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,781 PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY BUT ME. 342 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,518 YOU... YOU DID THIS FOR ME? 343 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:31,689 AFTER THE WAY I TREATED YOU THIS MORNING, 344 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,458 YOU'D STILL DO THIS FOR ME? 345 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,928 WELL, IT MAY NOT HELP, BUT IT'S A START. 346 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,029 THANK YOU. 347 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,198 THANK YOU. 348 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,233 I, UH... 349 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,735 FINALLY, MAYBE MY LUCK WILL CHANGE. 350 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,470 TO A CHANGE OF LUCK. 351 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,506 YEAH. 352 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,414 YEAH. I'M GONNA GIVE IT ANOTHER WEEK. 353 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,689 PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 354 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:09,360 WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN INSULTED IN A FEW HOURS, 355 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,962 AND, UH, I NEEDED A FIX. 356 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,032 CAN I COME IN? 357 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,766 YEAH. 358 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:19,604 MY LANDLORD DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO HAVE TRASH IN THE HALLWAY. 359 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,142 THERE'S MY FIX. 360 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:33,884 HEY... NICE FLOWERS. 361 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,486 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 362 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,457 WELL, I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I PASSED MY EXAM, 363 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,793 AND I WANTED TO GIVE YOU EQUAL OPPORTUNITY 364 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,562 TO RAIN ON MY PARADE. 365 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:49,199 I'M NOT GONNA CRAP ALL OVER YOUR HAPPINESS. 366 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:54,639 THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF PUTTING IT. 367 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,474 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, PETE. 368 00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,645 AND I'D STILL BE HAPPY FOR YOU EVEN IF I DIDN'T GET IN. 369 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,615 SO, WHAT, YOU'RE A BIGGER MAN THAN I AM? 370 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,717 NO. 371 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,653 WHY DID YOU COME HERE ANYWAY? 372 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:13,724 TO TE... I TOLD YOU... TO TELL YOU... 373 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,694 WHY DID I COME HERE? 374 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,830 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. 375 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,699 OH, YEAH, WHY? 376 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:26,270 YOU DIG ME. 377 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,871 YOU'RE CRAZY. 378 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:28,872 I MUST BE. 379 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,341 I'M ATTRACTED TO THE BIGGEST 380 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,543 NEUROTIC WHACKJOB ON THE PLANET. 381 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,544 YEAH? 382 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,280 YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD? 383 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,749 I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU. 384 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,985 SO, YOU ARE INTO ME. 385 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,098 YOU'RE INTO ME. 386 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,087 I'M NOT PROUD OF IT. 387 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,088 NEITHER AM I. 388 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,156 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 389 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,064 OH, THAT'S ORIGINAL. 390 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:57,267 YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE... ONCE... 391 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,907 YOU'RE EVEN A LOUSY KISSER. 392 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,043 YOU SHOULD TALK, PENCIL LIPS. 393 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,847 ♪ AND WHY WAS I BORN? ♪ 394 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,383 ♪ I DO LOVE YOU ♪ 395 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,730 HI, HONEY. YOU FEELIN' ANY BETTER? 396 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,086 YEAH, A LITTLE. 397 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,390 WELL, I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT'S REALLY GONNA CHEER YOU UP. 398 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,691 YOU READY? 399 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,494 OUR SAMPLE CHECK... I GOT IT FRAMED! 400 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,567 WOW. WHAT A LOVELY REMINDER OF OUR DAY. 401 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,235 HONEY, YOU'RE SWEATING AGAIN. 402 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,737 I'M NOT SWEATING. 403 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,750 YES, YOU ARE. WHAT IS IT?! 404 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,640 NOTHING. 405 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,520 YOU'RE AFRAID TO SHARE YOUR MONEY WITH ME. 406 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,544 NO, I AM NOT. 407 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,045 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY. 408 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,914 YOU SEE THIS CHECK, 409 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,550 AND YOU SEE ME SPENDING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS. 410 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,085 NO, I SEE THIS CHECK, 411 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,555 AND I SEE ARTSY STUFF AND MY NAME IN CURLY LETTERS 412 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,393 AND JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF I NEVER PUT ON A CHECK! 413 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,038 THESE ARE THE CHECKS THAT WE AGREED UPON. 414 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,397 NO, THESE ARE THE CHECKS THAT YOU AGREED UPON. 415 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,231 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I WAS THERE. 416 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,134 THE ONLY THING JOINT ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT IS THE ADDRESS. 417 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,648 WE'LL JUST CHANGE IT TO MR. AND MRS. JONATHAN DONNELLY 418 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,638 LIKE YOU WANTED. 419 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,374 I'M NOT SO SURE ANYMORE. 420 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,577 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 421 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,780 I'M SAYING SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE 422 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,181 I DON'T EXIST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 423 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,182 OF COURSE YOU EXIST. 424 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,718 IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST, 425 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,287 YOU WOULDN'T BE GIVING ME SUCH A HEADACHE RIGHT NOW. 426 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,490 JOHNNY, IT'S JUST COLD FEET. 427 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,491 I THINK IT'S MY GUT. 428 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,426 I'M SURE IT'S FEET. 429 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:28,859 IT'S MY GUT. 430 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,927 FEET. 431 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,161 GUT! 432 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,441 FEET! GUT! 433 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,398 YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME! 434 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,999 JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SOMETHIN' 435 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,568 DOESN'T MAKE IT SO! 436 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,270 SINCE WHEN?! THE SYSTEM WORKED! 437 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,878 THIS IS THE WAY I FEEL. 438 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,655 I'M SORRY. I DON'T... 439 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,152 I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT. 440 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,455 I'LL BE AT MY SISTER'S. 441 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:11,535 Captions by VITAC... www.vitac.com 442 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,172 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 28910

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