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MARTI?
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DWEEB?
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YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?
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YOU KNEW I LIKED HER, AND
YOU WENT AFTER HER ANYWAY!
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YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR PROBLEM IS, PETE?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT,
BUT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT.
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I'D LIKE A NEW ROOMMATE.
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YOU'RE TOO BUSY SAVING THE WORLD
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TO HAVE ANY TIME FOR ME.
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FACE IT, SHARON, WE
ARE DRIFTING APART!
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FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE IT.
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I DON'T LIKE WAITING
UP TO YELL AT YOU,
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AND THEN HAVING YOU
YELL AT ME, FRANKLY.
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SO, YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY ME?
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YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY ME?
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DO YOU WANT TO TAKE
CARE OF THIS ELECTRIC BILL?
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DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
CARE OF THIS ELECTRIC BILL?
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LOOK... I KNOW WE'VE
BEEN FIGHTING A LOT LATELY,
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BUT IT HAPPENS TO EVERY
COUPLE RIGHT BEFORE A WEDDING.
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SO IT'S JUST COLD FEET.
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WHAT IF IT ISN'T?
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WHAT IF IT'S OUR GUT INSTINCT
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TELLING US THAT WE'RE
NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER?
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I'M SURE IT'S FEET.
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BUT IT COULD BE GUT.
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LISTEN, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF
WEDDING STUFF TO DO TODAY,
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SO FOR THE SAKE OF
GETTING THINGS DONE,
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LET'S JUST SAY IT'S FEET.
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OKAY.
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BUT IT COULD BE GUT.
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COULD BE STRESS.
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WE'RE UNDER A LOT
OF PRESSURE LATELY.
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I MEAN, I'M WAITIN' TO SEE
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IF MY LIFE IS GONNA
TURN OUT TERRIFIC,
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AND YOU'RE WAITIN' TO SEE
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IF YOUR LIFE IS
STILL GONNA SUCK!
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ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
THE ACADEMIC PROBATION
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OR THE FACT THAT YOU
SPIT WHEN YOU TALK?
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NO, NO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE ACADEMIC PROBATION,
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BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T
WANT TO BE REMINDED
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ABOUT THE ACADEMIC PROBATION,
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AND I KEEP TALKING ABOUT
ACADEMIC PROBATION!
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I MEAN, I'VE SAID, "ACADEMIC
PROBATION" FOUR TIMES ALREADY!
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OH. I'M SORRY. DID I
COME AT A BAD TIME?
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SORT OF.
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WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT...
ACADEMIC PROBATION!!
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WE ONLY STAY
TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS.
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GOD, BERG, I'M SORRY.
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EVEN FOR PETE,
THAT'S INSENSITIVE.
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I DID GO OUT WITH HIS GIRL,
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EVEN THOUGH HE WON'T ADMIT
TO LIKING HER BECAUSE HE'S...
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GUTLESS! DOOFUS!
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LOSER!
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ACADEMIC PROBATION!
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I CAN'T WIN WHEN HE HAS THAT.
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THOUGH, I SWEAR,
THIS TIME NEXT WEEK,
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WHEN I'M OFF
PROBATION, HE'S DEAD.
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OH, GOD. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
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THEY POSTED THE NEW SHIFT
ASSIGNMENTS AT THE HOSPITAL.
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THEY DENIED YOUR REQUEST
TO BE TAKEN OFF OF PROBATION.
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WHAT?
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WHAT THE HELL AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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I KNOW I SCREWED UP.
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AREN'T THEY EVER GONNA
GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE?
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
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YEAH, RIGHT. YOU LOVE IT.
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WHAT?! YOU CANNOT TELL
ME YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THIS.
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I'M THE HUGE LOSER,
AND YOU'RE THE HOTSHOT,
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NEVER-ALMOST-KILLED-SOMEBODY
DOCTOR'S PET.
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THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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YOU RACED OVER HERE
TO RUB IT IN MY FACE.
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OH, BERG, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
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I CAME TO TELL YOU I THINK
THE HOSPITAL'S WRONG,
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BUT IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA
STAY HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS,
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THEN YOU REALLY ARE A LOSER!
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YOU'RE THE LOSER!
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Pete: ACADEMIC PROBATION!
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NOT YOU!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING
WE GOT DONE TODAY.
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ALL WE HAVE LEFT TO DO
IS... SHOW UP AT THE CHURCH.
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YEAH.
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BUT WE HAD FUN, THOUGH, RIGHT?
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YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF WE REALLY DIDN'T
WANT TO GET MARRIED,
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TODAY WOULD'VE BEEN TORTURE.
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT WOULD HAVE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I THINK I JUST LET THE
FEAR GET THE BEST OF ME.
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MY FEET HAVE SPOKEN.
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HELLO.
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HELLO. HI.
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SO, I UNDERSTAND
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YOU WOULD LIKE TO OPEN
A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT.
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GREAT. HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE THOSE CHECKS TO READ?
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MR. AND MRS. JONATHAN DONNELLY.
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NO, NO, BABY.
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THEY SHOULD READ JONATHAN
AND SHARON DONNELLY.
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I'M NOT SO SURE.
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IT'S OKAY, HONEY. I AM.
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I LIKE IT.
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I THINK IT WOULD LOOK GREAT
ON OUR BALLERINA COLLECTION.
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OOH, LOOK. THEY'RE SO PRETTY.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE THAT
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TO THE GUY AT THE
HARDWARE STORE?
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JUST TELL HIM THE
BALLERINAS ARE STRIPPERS.
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OKAY.
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BEFORE YOU MOVE TO AVOID
ME, I'M COMING RIGHT BACK,
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AND I'M EATING IN THAT CHAIR.
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THIS PLACE IS
GETTIN' ON MY NERVES.
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OH. HI, PETE.
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HEY, IRENE.
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OH, FRET NOT, SWEET PRINCE.
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THE LETTER CARRIER WILL
ARRIVE IN DUE COURSE.
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THOU ART ANNOYING ME.
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HEY, I'M IN CHARACTER.
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MY THEATER GROUP IS
PUTTING ON A PRODUCTION,
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AND I'M PLAYING RAPUNZEL.
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ACTING GIVES ME A CHANCE
TO WORK OUT MY DEMONS.
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SO WOULD AN EXORCISM.
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HEY, STILL NO WORD ON YOUR
FIREMAN'S SLEEPOVER CAMP?
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IRENE. IRENE, IT'S
BOOT CAMP, OKAY?!
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IT'S THE LAST STEP
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WHERE THEY SEPARATE THE
FIREMEN FROM THE WANNABES.
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IT'S THREE MONTHS OF
TORTURE AND HUMILIATION
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AND CONSTANT
PHYSICAL EXHAUSTION.
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BUT YOU GET TO
SLEEP OVER, RIGHT?
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IRENE... HAVE YOU
EVER BEEN SO CLOSE
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TO SOMETHING THAT YOU
REALLY, REALLY WANTED,
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BUT YOU WEREN'T SURE IF
YOU WERE EVER GONNA GET IT?
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, HEY, UH, CAN I SEE MY MAIL?
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IT'S NOT YOURS UNTIL
I PUT IT IN YOUR BOX.
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HEY, IRENE, YOU LOOK
RAVISHING TODAY...
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LIKE A FLOWER IN SPRINGTIME.
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ROGER, I TOLD YOU, I ONLY
LIKE YOU AS A POSTAL CARRIER.
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HEY, COULD YOU GO ANY SLOWER?
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SURE.
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ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT
UP, YOU LETTER MONKEY.
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DON'T THREATEN ME, MAN.
I GOT A LOT OF STUFF HERE.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
FOR YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF PORN.
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ROGER, MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE PETE HIS MAIL, HUH?
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FOR ME?
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WELL, OKAY, BUT ONLY FOR YOU.
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I HOPE YOU GET JURY DUTY.
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I HOPE YOU'RE ON TRIAL.
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IT'S NOT HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
ANOTHER 24 HOURS OF TORTURE!
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THIS IS GONNA KILL ME!
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AND THEY SAY THERE'S
NEVER ANY GOOD NEWS.
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OKAY, LET'S SET YOUR PIN NUMBER.
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LET'S GO WITH MY BIRTHDAY.
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NO, BABY, IT'S TOO
HARD TO REMEMBER.
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IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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YOU KNOW, LET'S
JUST GO WITH MINE.
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624.
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GREAT.
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NOW, BEFORE YOU
SIGN, I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
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THAT BY OPENING A
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT,
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YOU ARE SEEN AS A SINGLE
ENTITY IN THE EYES OF THE LAW,
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BOUND TOGETHER IN
FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY,
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IN ASSETS, AND IN DEBT
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UNTIL YOU EITHER CLOSE
THE ACCOUNT OR DIE.
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I DO.
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SIGN RIGHT HERE.
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JOHNNY, YOUR HAND'S SHAKING.
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NO, IT'S NOT. QUIT
MOVIN' THE PAPER.
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UM... AND YOU'RE SWEATING.
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NO, I AM NOT.
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WHERE DO I SIGN?
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RIGHT NEXT TO THE... PUDDLE
UNDERNEATH YOUR HAND.
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OH. BERG'S NOT HERE.
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UH, I'M NOT HERE TO SEE
BERG. I'M HERE TO SEE YOU.
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DID YOU THINK OF AN INSULT
AND HAD TO RUSH RIGHT OVER?
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NO.
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NO, ACTUALLY, I'M
HERE TO CELEBRATE.
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I GOT MY LETTER.
I'M IN BOOT CAMP.
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YOU'RE IN? YOU GOT YOUR LETTER?
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YEAH. YEAH, THANKS TO YOU.
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YOU WERE MY INSPIRATION.
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MY DRIVE TO CRUSH YOU
HELPED PUSH ME OVER THE TOP.
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YOU GOT YOUR LETTER, HUH?
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HEY!
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GOOD FOR YOU! GOOD
FOR THE POST OFFICE!
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OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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ARE YOU BENT OUT OF
SHAPE BECAUSE I GOT IN?
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OH, PETE, I-I'M SORRY.
YOU DIDN'T GET IN?
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I DIDN'T? WHAT DID YOU HEAR?
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NO, I JUST ASSUMED...
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ASSUMED WHAT? THAT I FAILED?
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I JUST DIDN'T GET MY
LETTER, THAT'S ALL.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
ASSUME THE WORST?
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THAT'S YOU! I
ASSUMED YOU PASSED.
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LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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YOU'LL GET YOUR LETTER TOMORROW,
AND WE'LL CELEBRATE FOR YOU.
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BUT TONIGHT, LET'S
CELEBRATE MARTI!
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CELEBRATE? CEL...
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PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
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I DID NOT GET MY LETTER.
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I HEARD YOU, BUZZ KILL!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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MARTI, WAIT!
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I JUST SPOKE WITH ROGER! HE
TRACKED DOWN YOUR LETTER,
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AND HE PROMISED TO BRING
IT BY TONIGHT AFTER WORK.
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NO, CALL HIM NOW!
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GET IT NOW!
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ROGER'S THE KIND OF GUY WHO'LL
HOLD A FAVOR OVER MY HEAD.
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I MEAN, IF I SCRATCH
ROGER'S BACK,
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WHO SCRATCHES MINE?
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FINE.
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A MOVIE, AN EMPTY
SEAT BETWEEN US,
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AND IF ANYONE ASKS,
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
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OH, PETEY, WE'RE HAVING A DATE!
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HEY, MOM.
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MICHAEL!
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WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
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HOW'S MY FAVORITE SON?
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YOUR BROTHER
ISN'T WITH YOU, IS HE?
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NO.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? WHAT'S WRONG?
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NOTHING. NOTHING.
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CAN'T A GUY TAKE A BREAK
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FROM STUDYING MICROBIOLOGY
AND ADVANCED ENDOCRINOLOGY
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TO COME HOME... TO PLAY
WITH HIS HOT WHEELS?
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HONEY, I SOLD
THOSE AT A YARD SALE
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00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,197
FOR 5 CENTS APIECE.
233
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,632
WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
234
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,669
THE MAIN THING IS THAT YOU
MADE MONEY OFF MY MEMORIES.
235
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,738
WHERE'S, UH... WHERE'S DAD?
236
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,808
WELL, PHYSICALLY, HE'S
LIVING IN A SEEDY MOTEL.
237
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,277
SPIRITUALLY, HE'S
BURNING IN HELL.
238
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:24,482
SEE, I THOUGHT HE
MIGHT STILL BE AT WORK.
239
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,552
YOUR FATHER HAD AN
AFFAIR, AND I KICKED HIM OUT.
240
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,821
WHAT?
241
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,057
WHY DON'T YOU THROW ANOTHER
ONE OF HIS SUITS ON THE FIRE,
242
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,793
AND I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH.
243
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,767
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT DAD HAD AN AFFAIR.
244
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,768
I KNOW.
245
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,238
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
246
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,208
ARE YOU... ARE YOU OKAY?
247
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,144
I'M A SURVIVOR. I'LL HEAL.
248
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,546
HEY, COME HERE.
249
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,481
I LOVE YOU.
250
00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,151
SO, WHO WAS SHE?
DID YOU KNOW HER?
251
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,721
NO, JUST SOME TRAMPY
LITTLE SLUT FROM WHORETOWN.
252
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:07,158
GOD, THOSE GIRLS ARE SO EASY.
253
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:13,864
NOT THAT I'D KNOW.
254
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,169
LISTEN, I AM... I AM
SO SORRY, MOM.
255
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,371
MAYBE HE'LL COME TO
HIS SENSES AND LEAVE HER.
256
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,650
OH, HE ALREADY LEFT HER.
257
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,141
IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
258
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,921
HE KEEPS CALLING,
WANTING TO COME BACK.
259
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,577
IS IT COLD IN HERE?
260
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,480
I THINK I'LL THROW ON A SWEATER.
261
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,083
YOU MEAN IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE?
262
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,818
ONLY ONCE?
263
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,886
NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
264
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,090
IT IS A TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE THING HE DID.
265
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,427
I'M JUST SAYIN' WE'VE
ALL MADE MISTAKES.
266
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,664
WE'VE ALL DONE SOMETHIN' THAT
WE WISH WE COULD TAKE BACK.
267
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,068
DON'T YOU THINK WE
DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE?
268
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,635
NO.
269
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,271
WHY NOT?
270
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,517
BECAUSE SOMETIMES
YOU SCREW UP SO BAD,
271
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,553
YOU DON'T DESERVE
A SECOND CHANCE.
272
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,211
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE
TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
273
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,406
AND MOVE ON.
274
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,450
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
275
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:10,855
I'M GONNA TAKE MY BIKE
AROUND THE BLOCK FOR A RIDE.
276
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,102
OH. OH, HONEY, HERE. HERE.
277
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,859
YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS.
278
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,926
WHAT'S THIS?
279
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,329
CAB FARE. I SOLD YOUR BIKE.
280
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,204
COME ON.
281
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,340
WHERE IS THAT STUPID MAIL...
282
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,110
ESCORT I ORDERED?
283
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,980
IS THAT MY LETTER?
284
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,448
NOT SO FAST.
285
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,851
YOU CAN HAVE THE LETTER
OR YOU CAN HAVE MY WOMAN,
286
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,620
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.
287
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,591
"SOPHIE'S CHOICE."
288
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,728
LOOK, ROGER... I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT...
289
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,664
YOU GIVE ME THAT
LETTER, AND I'LL STEP ASIDE.
290
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,401
SUCKER.
291
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,938
HUH. SUCKER.
292
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,942
WELL, COME ON. OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
293
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,711
I CAN'T. YOU DO IT. YOU DO IT.
294
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,348
OKAY.
295
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,254
WHAT? WHAT?
296
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,302
PETE DONVILLE, THIS IS THE
HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
297
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,825
YOU'RE IN!
298
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,061
I'M IN!
299
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,530
IRENE, I'M SO HAPPY I COULD...
300
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,633
TAKE ME RIGHT
HERE ON THIS STOOP!
301
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,206
HOW ABOUT A HIGH-FIVE?!
302
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:35,906
OKAY!
303
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,907
ALL RIGHT!
304
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:37,975
OKAY!
305
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,910
WE MUST CELEBRATE!
306
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,213
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT!
307
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,359
GOOD IDEA!
308
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,117
YOU GET CHAMPAGNE,
I'LL BAKE A CAKE!
309
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:54,858
♪ WELL, WHY WAS I BORN? ♪
310
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,828
♪ AND WHY AM I LIVING... ♪
311
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,965
MY BEST FRIEND AND I...
WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING.
312
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,634
THE HOSPITAL WON'T
LET ME BE A DOCTOR.
313
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,336
MY MOM KICKED MY DAD OUT.
314
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,172
AND MY HAIR HASN'T
COOPERATED IN WEEKS.
315
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,642
IT'S BEEN HELL.
316
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,643
YEAH.
317
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:17,148
I GOT MY FOOT
BLOWN OFF IN THE WAR.
318
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:21,652
SO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
319
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,121
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER.
320
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,492
HELLO, BERG.
321
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,260
OH, GREAT.
322
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,029
HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
323
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,633
WELL, YOUR MOTHER TOLD
ME YOU MIGHT BE AT THIS BAR.
324
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,068
HAD I KNOWN IT WAS THIS SPECIAL,
325
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,972
I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A GOLD
TOOTH AND A SOCIAL DISEASE.
326
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,253
COME ON. LET'S GET YOU HOME.
327
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,810
NO. NO, I'M NOT
GOING BACK THERE.
328
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,179
IN FACT, I'M...
329
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,714
I'M THINKING ABOUT
QUITTING MEDICAL SCHOOL.
330
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,116
OH. YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT.
331
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,163
SO WE CAN ADD
"QUITTER" TO THE LIST
332
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,221
WITH "WHINY, SELF-CENTERED,
SELF-PITYING, AND BARFLY."
333
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,258
EXCUSE ME.
334
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,161
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DANCE WITH MY SISTER?
335
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,210
OKAY, PLEASE, GO AHEAD AND QUIT.
336
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,101
PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR
MISERY, BUT BEFORE YOU DO,
337
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,703
WHY DON'T YOU SIGN THIS?
338
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:13,971
WHAT'S THIS?
339
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,408
IT IS A PETITION TO GET
YOU OFF OF PROBATION.
340
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,612
ALL OF THE INTERNS SIGNED IT
AND A MAJORITY OF THE DOCTORS.
341
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,781
PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY BUT ME.
342
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,518
YOU... YOU DID THIS FOR ME?
343
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:31,689
AFTER THE WAY I TREATED
YOU THIS MORNING,
344
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,458
YOU'D STILL DO THIS FOR ME?
345
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,928
WELL, IT MAY NOT
HELP, BUT IT'S A START.
346
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,029
THANK YOU.
347
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,198
THANK YOU.
348
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,233
I, UH...
349
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,735
FINALLY, MAYBE MY
LUCK WILL CHANGE.
350
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,470
TO A CHANGE OF LUCK.
351
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,506
YEAH.
352
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,414
YEAH. I'M GONNA
GIVE IT ANOTHER WEEK.
353
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,689
PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
354
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:09,360
WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN
INSULTED IN A FEW HOURS,
355
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,962
AND, UH, I NEEDED A FIX.
356
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,032
CAN I COME IN?
357
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,766
YEAH.
358
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:19,604
MY LANDLORD DOESN'T ALLOW
ME TO HAVE TRASH IN THE HALLWAY.
359
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,142
THERE'S MY FIX.
360
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:33,884
HEY... NICE FLOWERS.
361
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,486
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
362
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,457
WELL, I CAME HERE TO TELL
YOU THAT I PASSED MY EXAM,
363
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,793
AND I WANTED TO GIVE
YOU EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
364
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,562
TO RAIN ON MY PARADE.
365
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:49,199
I'M NOT GONNA CRAP ALL
OVER YOUR HAPPINESS.
366
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:54,639
THAT'S ANOTHER
WAY OF PUTTING IT.
367
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,474
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, PETE.
368
00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,645
AND I'D STILL BE HAPPY FOR
YOU EVEN IF I DIDN'T GET IN.
369
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,615
SO, WHAT, YOU'RE A
BIGGER MAN THAN I AM?
370
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,717
NO.
371
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,653
WHY DID YOU COME HERE ANYWAY?
372
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:13,724
TO TE... I TOLD
YOU... TO TELL YOU...
373
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,694
WHY DID I COME HERE?
374
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,830
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
375
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,699
OH, YEAH, WHY?
376
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:26,270
YOU DIG ME.
377
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,871
YOU'RE CRAZY.
378
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:28,872
I MUST BE.
379
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,341
I'M ATTRACTED TO THE BIGGEST
380
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,543
NEUROTIC WHACKJOB ON THE PLANET.
381
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,544
YEAH?
382
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,280
YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?
383
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,749
I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU.
384
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,985
SO, YOU ARE INTO ME.
385
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,098
YOU'RE INTO ME.
386
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,087
I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.
387
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,088
NEITHER AM I.
388
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,156
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
389
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,064
OH, THAT'S ORIGINAL.
390
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:57,267
YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE... ONCE...
391
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,907
YOU'RE EVEN A LOUSY KISSER.
392
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,043
YOU SHOULD TALK, PENCIL LIPS.
393
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,847
♪ AND WHY WAS I BORN? ♪
394
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,383
♪ I DO LOVE YOU ♪
395
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,730
HI, HONEY. YOU
FEELIN' ANY BETTER?
396
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,086
YEAH, A LITTLE.
397
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,390
WELL, I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT'S
REALLY GONNA CHEER YOU UP.
398
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,691
YOU READY?
399
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,494
OUR SAMPLE CHECK...
I GOT IT FRAMED!
400
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,567
WOW. WHAT A LOVELY
REMINDER OF OUR DAY.
401
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,235
HONEY, YOU'RE SWEATING AGAIN.
402
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,737
I'M NOT SWEATING.
403
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,750
YES, YOU ARE. WHAT IS IT?!
404
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,640
NOTHING.
405
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,520
YOU'RE AFRAID TO SHARE
YOUR MONEY WITH ME.
406
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,544
NO, I AM NOT.
407
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,045
THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH MONEY.
408
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,914
YOU SEE THIS CHECK,
409
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,550
AND YOU SEE ME SPENDING
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS.
410
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,085
NO, I SEE THIS CHECK,
411
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,555
AND I SEE ARTSY STUFF AND
MY NAME IN CURLY LETTERS
412
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,393
AND JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF
STUFF I NEVER PUT ON A CHECK!
413
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,038
THESE ARE THE CHECKS
THAT WE AGREED UPON.
414
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,397
NO, THESE ARE THE CHECKS
THAT YOU AGREED UPON.
415
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,231
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY I WAS THERE.
416
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,134
THE ONLY THING JOINT ABOUT
THIS ACCOUNT IS THE ADDRESS.
417
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,648
WE'LL JUST CHANGE IT TO
MR. AND MRS. JONATHAN DONNELLY
418
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,638
LIKE YOU WANTED.
419
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,374
I'M NOT SO SURE ANYMORE.
420
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,577
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
421
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,780
I'M SAYING SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE
422
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,181
I DON'T EXIST IN
THIS RELATIONSHIP.
423
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,182
OF COURSE YOU EXIST.
424
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,718
IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST,
425
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,287
YOU WOULDN'T BE GIVING ME
SUCH A HEADACHE RIGHT NOW.
426
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,490
JOHNNY, IT'S JUST COLD FEET.
427
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,491
I THINK IT'S MY GUT.
428
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,426
I'M SURE IT'S FEET.
429
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:28,859
IT'S MY GUT.
430
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,927
FEET.
431
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,161
GUT!
432
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,441
FEET! GUT!
433
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,398
YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME!
434
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,999
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SOMETHIN'
435
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,568
DOESN'T MAKE IT SO!
436
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,270
SINCE WHEN?! THE SYSTEM WORKED!
437
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,878
THIS IS THE WAY I FEEL.
438
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,655
I'M SORRY. I DON'T...
439
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,152
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK OUT.
440
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,455
I'LL BE AT MY SISTER'S.
441
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:11,535
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