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: Hockey bringspeople together.
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- Loyal to the soil, b'ys,
loyal to the soil!
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- Everybody always drops
their stick in a brawl,
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you should never drop your stick
in a brawl, it's so dumb.
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- Sticks are unbelievable.
- You just hold onto your stick
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and then wheel around slashing
guys who are fighting your guys.
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It's so dumb.
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- Hey, just like spear 'em
in the nuts or golf 'em
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in the ankle or like, slash 'em
in their bare hands.
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If they break a digit,
they're out four to six.
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- What the fuck?
- What?
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What do you mean, what?
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- What do you mean,
what the fuck?
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- What?
- Huh?
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- What do I mean?
- Yeah.
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What do you mean?
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- What?
- Do you mean what the fuck
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regarding the brawl
or what the fuck regarding
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everyone in here
eating ice cream?
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- The... the ice cream
first, actually.
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- What is this?
- This?
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- Yeah.
- This is the gayest shit
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I've ever seen.
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- Stick?
- Sticks are unreal.
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- For what?
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- For pulling my fucking hair!
- Settle down.
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- So he can talk to me,
but I can't talk to him?
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I was talking to everyone!
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Well, there, he was for sure
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- talking to me.
- Don't talk to him.
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- What am I supposed to do?!
He pulled my hair!
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- Cry here or go cry
in your car, tit fucker.
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- He can't talk to me.
- I was talking to everybody.
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Where were you guys?
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- Get here in time instead
of standing on your dicks.
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- He might actually be
capable of that, eh, big boy?
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Now, the brawl.
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- Only caught the ass end
of 'er, b'ys,
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but I never seen one
so bad as that.
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- Well, there's brawls
and there's warm-up brawls.
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And I think the distinction
is important, b'y.
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- We're looking
at suspensions here.
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- Well, they're not gonna sussy
us with only two games left.
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They might, my guy.
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- We'll get fined
up the ass for sure.
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- Why'd you start a brawl?
- If you can't win, don't play.
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- What happened
to never lose again?
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- And what happened
to bums in seats?
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Ooh!
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- The league will throw
this game out.
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- I told you the program
right from the start
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of the very beginning. Sanger?
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- Run 'em up, fill 'em in.
- Couldn't run 'em up.
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Got a dip?
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I hate going to the league.
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- When was the last time
you went?
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- I used to go all the time
with my mom.
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- See, who fucking cares.
Used to be brawls like this
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all the time in this league.
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- There's brawls and then
there's warm-up brawls,
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and I think
the distinction's important.
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- Yes, sir.
- The league can give
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their balls a tug.
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Got it pretty bad, eh, Fish?
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You too, eh, Sommerfeld?
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Whitey got it the worst.
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- Keep your finger
out of there, me son.
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The Jims look ravishing.
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- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
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- Jim?
- Pardon?
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- Jim?
- I think exfoliating
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is just as important
as moisturizing,
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but we'll talk about that later.
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- The Jims are such
fucking beauties.
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- Unbelievable.
- Can you believe it?
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- Best combo.
- They're such a fucking--
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Way to play your roles.
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Your jobs are to make room
for the studs out there.
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Get in front of shots.
I see three guys
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who did their jobs tonight.
Eh, Shoresy?
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Uh, by the look of it, yeah.
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- Nat, North Bay
came at us tonight.
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If it isn't enough that
the brawl was in our tunnel,
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take some photos of these guys
to the league.
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Pretty clear to me which team
should get the sussy.
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- Sanguinet.
- Sanguinet!
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Aren't you impressed
with him right now?
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It's the perfect example
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of how he's adapting
to his role.
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- He's taking it seriously.
- Boys.
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You've already had sticks.
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Just because there
wasn't a game,
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doesn't mean there
shouldn't be a game stick.
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Shoresy, I think
it goes to Fish.
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- I think, if you could
divide a stick,
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then the Jims should
each get a third.
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How would we divvy it up?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- You're gonna be
the stick inspector
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pretty soon, eh big boy?
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- Unless you wanna
break it up in a bowl.
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- Sticks are unbelievable.
- No, no, there's just
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- one to a stick, old man.
- So, we're all getting
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our full stick then?
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- Only one guy
gets the game stick.
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- But the Jims just said
they'd break it up into a bowl.
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- Bit mauzy on the PC
of it all, b'ys,
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but I think it's fine Ziigwan
calling our ice creams gay
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since she herself is gay.
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Now, the sight of three Jims
splittin' an ice cream cone?
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Well, b'y, can't fault no one
for making assumptions on that.
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So, no sharing sticks?
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Game stick goes to one guy.
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- Well, I'm not gonna
give him a full stick,
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'cause he didn't play
a full game,
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I'll just give him
what's left of my stick.
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Yeah, so...
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Fish, looks like you got it
worse than anybody.
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You're the last guy who can
afford an inch there,
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since you're so fucking ugly.
Like, I mean, if I didn't
see you on a date
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with Maxime Lauzon
at the Laughing Buddha,
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I'd think you were
the ugliest guy here,
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but you got her,
so you musn't be.
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Yeah, so, Fish gets
the game stick.
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- Clap him in, boys.
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- Nat!
- Ugh.
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He's not gonna talk
to you anymore, bro.
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- You can't talk
to him either, though.
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- Take my pay for the fines.
- Pardon?
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- If there's fines,
just use my pay.
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I forfeit it all to you.
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- No, no, no, no.
You're quitting?
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- Dude, you've already been
fired, you're gonna quit now?
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- Exactly.
I've already been fired
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and if I quit,
it only gets worse, so.
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- I'm gonna win these guys over.
- Oh, are you?
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- Well, if Fish and Phillips
and Whitey can do it.
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- This is going to require
some... precision.
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- Well, it's a good thing
they call me Marksman Michaels.
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Good luck, bro.
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That same night
at Mr. Prime Rib,
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Michaels' ex-sweetie
jerked Sanger to completion
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under the table with her foot.
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Where's Frankie?
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Hey.
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What happened before the game?
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- Phil and--
- Huh?
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Phil rolled up on them
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- with a bunch of his buddies.
- Who?
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- The guy from--
- Huh?
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- The guy from the Coulson
you potty kissed.
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- Well, I'll give him
a stick tap
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for coming back
after a smooch.
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Uh... Seat taken?
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Who are you talking to?
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You.
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Have a seat.
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Thanks.
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But next time, don't say it
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like you're Forrest Gump
on the bus
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on his first day
of fucking school, eh?
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- Those dudes are coming back.
- What dudes?
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- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
- They said as much, b'ys.
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"This isn't over."
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- We should get ahead of this.
We should go to them.
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- Look at you, Sanguinet.
- Tonight?
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- Fuck no.
- Settle down.
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- Well, we can't risk anyone
getting hurt for the Soo,
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need everyone healthy.
Two Ws left.
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- Can get hurt, just can't get
no one injured is all.
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- Well, yeah, it's like, are you
hurt or are ya injured?
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- Yeah so... need everybody
healthy for the Soo.
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Soo are so fucking good.
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- Ma'am.
- Look who's back,
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the Sudbury Lemon-Citrus
Standard Poodles.
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- You ever seen a Schnoodle?
- Put your jibbs in.
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- Have some fucking self-respect.
- Thanks for the Martoonie, hon.
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- Bro. If you leave that spitter
on the table--
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- It's not even on the table!
It's in my hand.
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- Well, it's up your ass
if I see it on the table!
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Holy! So dumb.
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Boy, she's a firecracker.
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- You ever had Ritz-Bitz?
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- Well, boys, you know,
you could outsource--
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- Michaels, shut the fuck--
- Wait.
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- What do you mean?
- Like, farm it out.
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- What is this, another line
from Greenbow, Alabama?
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- Well, no, but if you can't
take care of the guys yourself,
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you know, there's dudes
in Sudbury that can take care
of this shit.
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- You sure you wanna
go down this road?
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- I just wanna help the team.
- You must.
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What are you gonna do, me son?
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- Well... my ex-sweetie
is a Policetti.
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- A what?
- Yeah, and her brothers
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are the infamous
Sudbury Policettis.
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- Her brothers are super weird.
- Yeah, no on goes near them.
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- Well, the word "Police"
is right in their last name,
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which is a good place to start
the conversation.
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Bad dudes.
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- Well, other than being
enforcers, I mean,
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just the fucking
look of them is like--
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- Yeah, they look a bit
like they've maybe touched
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- an animal's junk before.
- Now, b'ys, if they're as bad
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as he says they are,
why don't we stay where we're to
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- and leave them where they're at?
- Well, no, they like me.
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Well, I mean, other than
the fact I had to kind of
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walk gingerly when I was
dating Mercedes, but...
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- Yeah, she's the one
who gave Sanguinet a squeezer
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off the side of our party island
in Wasaga Beach.
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Wasaga's unbelievable.
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Okay, but guys...
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They will be
at the Caruso Club tonight.
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- Let's go.
- Who, me?
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- No.
- Me?
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No.
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- No.
- Me?
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No.
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Sanguinet.
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I don't think I've seen you
since last summer.
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No, it was Mister Prime Rib.
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- Mercedes.
- Hey, dude.
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- How are you?
- What are you doing later?
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- We've got a problem
and we need your help.
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- I know, but
he's your problem now.
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- I was so loyal to you,
Mercedes.
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I know, dude. Way too loyal.
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It's like you were stuck to me.
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Why do you think I called you
"birthmark Michaels"?
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- We've gotta win the last
two games of the season.
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Some dudes are messing with
our studs away from the rink.
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- Hm.
- So, we need--
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- The Policettis?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah,
they ain't giving it away.
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- Well, we have money.
- Pff, no, you don't.
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Hold on.
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Fuck.
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- Okay, we'll help you.
- How much?
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- There will be
no exchange of cash.
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Then what?
240
00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:47,271
- Only an exchange of goods.
- So?
241
00:10:47,371 --> 00:10:49,141
- My brothers want
season tickets.
242
00:10:49,242 --> 00:10:50,882
- But there's only two games
left in the season?
243
00:10:50,979 --> 00:10:52,349
- Yeah, but they want
to be seated
244
00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:53,278
amongst the season-ticket
holders.
245
00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:54,523
- That's a pretty big place--
246
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,749
Shoulder to shoulder.
247
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,830
Why do they want that?
248
00:10:57,926 --> 00:11:01,696
- Because... my brothers are
fucking weird. Look at them.
249
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,114
Yeah, they are, alright.
250
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,607
- Looks like they're holding
something in their mouth
that tastes awful.
251
00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:09,382
Nobody wants to be around them.
They just wanna feel
252
00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,052
like they're a part
of something, you know?
253
00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:12,662
You help them out,
they'll help you out.
254
00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:14,986
- Okay, well we can talk to Nat,
and then we'll--
255
00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:17,304
- Done!
- Ah. Grazie.
256
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,800
Thank you, Mercedes.
257
00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:23,244
Oh, um, I also want Sanguinet.
258
00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:24,834
- You look like a skank, Nat.
- Well, what the fuck, Danis?
259
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,143
Aki always says,
"Clean yourself up,"
260
00:12:26,236 --> 00:12:27,506
and you always say,
"You look like a skank."
261
00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:30,435
- Ziig looks like a skank.
- Good afternoon, Aki.
262
00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:32,984
- You're unfit for that outfit.
What do you think, Nina?
263
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,553
- It stinks.
- But Miigs is cute.
264
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,964
Thank you, Danis.
265
00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:38,288
- Ziig looks like
a straight ho though.
266
00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:40,033
- Don't forget Nat.
- I thought this was
267
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,970
- a happy medium.
- Then you're sadly stupid.
268
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:45,568
- Ziig, your makeup looks
like somebody farted it
onto your face.
269
00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:47,954
- Thank you, Aki.
- What do you think, Nina?
270
00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:49,376
Hot garbage.
271
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,292
- Ladies.
- That's a stretch.
272
00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:52,616
- I'll start by saying--
273
00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:54,292
- Sorry, we got the dumbest
sluts in the league?
274
00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,302
- You've got dumb,
ugly sluts, Nat.
275
00:12:56,396 --> 00:13:00,036
- Yeah, we did,
but we beefed up and,
276
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,967
not sure if you heard,
we beat Timmins.
277
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,514
- Congratulations.
Winning one game
278
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,610
doesn't make your sluts
less dumb and ugly.
279
00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:08,224
- You're the worst team
in the history of the NOSHO.
280
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,220
Fuck's sakes.
281
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,562
- The porta-potty
of the league.
282
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,557
- What do you think, Nina?
- A dog's breakfast.
283
00:13:14,632 --> 00:13:17,142
- And what the fuck is
the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs?
284
00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,568
Troubleshooting, Danis.
285
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,783
- The Sudbury Cabbage Patch
Lollipop Kids
286
00:13:20,878 --> 00:13:22,048
would sound tougher.
287
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:24,248
- Ziig, here's my advice.
- Okay.
288
00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:25,822
Be more like Miig.
289
00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:29,202
- Ladies, respectfully,
how's this shaking down?
290
00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:31,095
- There's been a brawl--
- There's brawls
291
00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:32,539
and then there's warm-up brawls.
292
00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,465
And I think
the distinction's important.
293
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,642
- Your sluts started
the first warm-up brawl
294
00:13:36,743 --> 00:13:39,083
NOSHO has seen
in a real long time.
295
00:13:39,182 --> 00:13:41,052
- Danis, we--
- Do you know how long, Nat?
296
00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:42,762
- No.
- It would have been
297
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,925
two full seasons if it weren't
for the Sudbury Finding Nemos.
298
00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:47,467
- We didn't start it!
- North Bay's whole fucking team
299
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,165
was on the ice,
they came into our tunnel!
300
00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,738
- Should I show them
the pictures of the sluts?
301
00:13:50,838 --> 00:13:52,608
- How can you say
we started a brawl in warm-up
302
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,678
when they had
their whole team on the ice
and we only had one guy?
303
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,221
Who was the guy?
304
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,590
The North Bay Norsemen could be
the North Bay Backdoor
305
00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:03,631
Hair Pull Shit Head
Sucker Punch Snake Weasels.
306
00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:06,140
If Shoresy's on the other team,
we know who started it.
307
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,566
- And once the papers get it,
it's ugly for us.
308
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,813
- It's a shit stain.
- A giant skid mark.
309
00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:13,154
What do you think, Nina?
310
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,690
- It's a Canada's Wonderland
diaper disposal.
311
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,703
- But how your mother would have
loved it, Nathalie.
312
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:24,838
- She was...
313
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,837
That was a woman.
314
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,878
- Do you remember
what she said to me
315
00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:31,221
when I accused your sluts
of taking steroids?
316
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,523
"Lick my twat, leather face."
317
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,363
- Remember her quote
in the Timmins paper
318
00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:37,261
after their fans
graffitied your bus?
319
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,170
- "I've painted
toilet bowls better."
320
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,040
- Do you remember what she said
to us when we suspended eight
321
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,153
of your players for going into
the stands in Sault Ste. Marie?
322
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,756
"You suck so much Soo dick,
323
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,626
their pubes are
in your moustache."
324
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:54,096
- We know why you're fighting
for this, Nat.
325
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:56,068
We know why you're rallying.
326
00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,769
She'd be proud.
327
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,893
- I see yous have got bums
back in seats!
328
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:06,815
- Quarter full.
- Hockey brings people together.
329
00:15:06,924 --> 00:15:08,394
I'd say an eighth, but...
330
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,303
Too bad you started a brawl.
331
00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:11,667
If you can't win, don't play.
332
00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:14,566
- That Shoresy's a rat's pimply,
puckered asshole.
333
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:17,612
But we can't lay blame
on the Bulldogs
334
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,981
when only one of yous
was on the ice.
335
00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:23,559
- I think it's safe to say
we're all a little tired
336
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:26,227
of the Soo
being at the top. Aki?
337
00:15:26,329 --> 00:15:28,769
- I'm a bit fatigued.
What do you think, Nina?
338
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,167
It's crap.
339
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,410
We're gonna give you the win
340
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,336
on the account of North Bay
starting the brawl.
341
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:35,923
- Thank you, Danis.
- Nice manners, Miigs.
342
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:38,445
- See? That's why we like
your sister so much, Ziig.
343
00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:40,263
Get your fucking shoulders back.
344
00:15:40,824 --> 00:15:42,664
- You better believe
we're fining you 5.
345
00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,601
That's 2500 for
the N'Swakamok Friendship
346
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:47,299
Centre downtown as usual.
Good, Nat?
347
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,644
Good enough.
348
00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:54,394
- Now, show us those pictures
of your sluts.
349
00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:59,058
- Any of the new ones
good-looking?
350
00:15:59,161 --> 00:16:00,901
Sanguinet's by far the cutest.
351
00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:02,299
What about that Dolo?
352
00:16:02,401 --> 00:16:04,311
- I've seen a video of him
singing a rap.
353
00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:06,435
Ah, it's just rappin', Ak.
354
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,321
Picture the rope, eh?
355
00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:10,675
Aren't you a dyke?
356
00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:13,064
: Two minutes,unsportsmanlike conduct!
357
00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:15,426
- For what?!
- For what?
358
00:16:15,527 --> 00:16:17,527
- Just fucking around, Shoresy.
I know I submarined him.
359
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,801
- You guys are playing
like fucking idiots tonight.
360
00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:21,813
- I'm still fired up from
the donny the other night.
361
00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:23,577
I dumped an entire
Coke Zero on Keller.
362
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:25,577
- Are you kidding me?
- No, bud. I soaked him.
363
00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:27,621
- No, I meant about
drinking Coke Zero.
364
00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:28,918
You watching
your calories, Susan?
365
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,491
- There were like
100 people hanging out
366
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:32,261
in front of the rink
after smoking ciggies.
367
00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:33,701
- What are you talking about,
ciggies?
368
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,227
You sound like
a fucking narc, Liam.
369
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:36,304
Yeah, they're meeting there
370
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:37,712
before game one against the Soo.
371
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:40,605
- You seri, dog?
- There's a Facebook group.
372
00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,411
We have a booster club?
373
00:16:42,514 --> 00:16:44,054
- Yeah, we're calling it
the bluester club.
374
00:16:44,151 --> 00:16:45,321
Oh my God.
375
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,720
- Since you're
the Blueberry Bulldogs.
376
00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:48,793
- Yeah, I know, Liam,
you fucking cadet.
377
00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:49,855
Fucking nerd.
378
00:16:49,963 --> 00:16:52,133
- That is the goofiest shit
I have ever heard.
379
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:54,744
- Members in the triple digits,
bud, and I'm one of the admins.
380
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:58,009
- Oh my God, close the door.
That is fucking awful, Liam.
381
00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:02,885
- I heard the admins get a ton
of ass, Liam. Is that true?
382
00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:17,419
- Gentlemen, I'd like
to offer my deepest
383
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,988
and sincerest apologies
for being a turkey.
384
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:24,331
This is Greg. He'd like
to apologize for being an ass.
385
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:29,207
And this is Jason, he'd like
to apologize for acting coocoo.
386
00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,949
Will you accept our apologies?
387
00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:33,851
- Yup.
- Yes, b'y.
388
00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:35,891
- Thank you,
it won't happen again.
389
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,659
Angelo Policetti and
his brother Luca Policetti
390
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,400
are headed to the arena now.
391
00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:42,737
They rented a limousine
for the occasion.
392
00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:47,081
The Policetti brothers
would like to give you
a ride to your game.
393
00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:53,764
Gentlemen.
394
00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,503
We'll escort you there.
395
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:06,551
Let's go, Bulldogs,
let's go, woo-woo!
396
00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:10,489
Let's go, Bulldogs,
let's go, woo-woo!
397
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,270
Let's go, Bulldogs,
let's go, woo-woo!
398
00:18:19,075 --> 00:18:20,275
Boys.
399
00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:22,554
Atta boy, Michaels.
400
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:27,463
- Hockey brings people together.
- Settle down.
401
00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:37,183
Let's go, Bulldogs,
let's go, woo-woo!
402
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,939
- Hey, what's your
love language?
403
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,453
You like coffee so much,
why don't you let me take you
404
00:18:55,547 --> 00:18:57,947
to Salute for some blended
caramel "segnatos".
405
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,593
- They don't serve it
how I like.
406
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,959
- Hey, you ever had a Cadbury
Cream Egg cafe au lait?
407
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,331
- You seem pretty chill
for a guy about to play the Soo.
408
00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:06,302
- The who?
- The Soo are so fucking good.
409
00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:08,472
- What, fucking,
did Roberta Bondar join up
or something?
410
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:09,813
Huh?
411
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,410
- How's Nat handling
the pressure?
412
00:19:11,512 --> 00:19:13,582
- What pressure?
- You finally got bums in seats,
413
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:15,453
but you've announced
you're folding if you lose.
414
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,794
- Well, good thing
we'll never lose again.
415
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,230
- You got the Soo back-to-back.
416
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,696
Well, we're in our barn.
417
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:21,797
Smile.
418
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,801
Why do you have your tooth in?
419
00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:25,374
- Well, I'd figure
I'd run into ya.
420
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:26,814
You should leave it out.
421
00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:32,685
- Never mind.
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
422
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:34,529
I think I know
what that is.
423
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,825
- What what is?
- That's a chink in the armour.
424
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,270
- If I can't write
that expression anymore,
425
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:39,496
I'm pretty sure
you can't say it.
426
00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:41,272
- Hey, why don't I go home
and dip us
427
00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:42,572
some fruit
in chocolate for later?
428
00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:44,314
- Sensing some blood
in the water, eh?
429
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:46,252
- I hope you know I've been
watching YouTube tutorials
430
00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:49,219
- on how to rub your feet good.
- You going in for the kill?
431
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,491
- Oh, you give me a moment,
I'll make it last a lifetime,
432
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:54,002
I swear to God,
I'd be so good to ya.
433
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,202
- Hey, Laura.
- Yeah?
434
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:58,942
- I'm gonna shoot my fucking
shot with you one of these days.
435
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:01,181
- Break a leg!
- You better fucking look out,
436
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:04,049
it's gonna be you and me
and a whole table of dim sum.
437
00:20:04,151 --> 00:20:07,761
- Doesn't that sound good?
- Shoresy! Come here.
438
00:20:12,768 --> 00:20:15,368
- Now just what is
the meaning of this, me son?
439
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,844
- Hey, how do you like
your present
440
00:20:16,944 --> 00:20:19,084
from the Blueberry Festival.
Just what you always wanted, eh?
441
00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:21,421
- A little exercise.
- Do they know it's Senior
442
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,059
- Whale Shit hockey?
- Senior Triple A.
443
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,926
-Whale shit all the same.
- Hey, you got a dip?
444
00:20:26,028 --> 00:20:27,398
B'ys, no one's gonna use this.
445
00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:29,028
- I don't know,
I might get a few reps
446
00:20:29,135 --> 00:20:30,695
- on these bad--
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
447
00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,674
- What?
- Check out the Soo's roster.
448
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,054
- Oh, fuck, what studs they get
back from Europe now?
449
00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:39,424
- Who the fuck are these guys?
- Their affiliates.
450
00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:41,625
- The Soo sent us
their call-ups?
451
00:20:41,726 --> 00:20:43,826
- That, and their goons.
Saving the studs for playoffs.
452
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,371
Didn't even bring
their good tendy.
453
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,967
- Good w!
- Fuckin' A.
454
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,742
But since we're never
losing again,
455
00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:51,512
may as well start
getting the boys inspired.
456
00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,082
- Long-term strategy.
- Got a little twinkle
457
00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:54,993
in your eye there, Sanger,
what are you thinkin'?
458
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,856
- Oldie, but a goodie.
- What's the plan?
459
00:20:56,957 --> 00:21:00,027
Us... against the world.
460
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:02,530
They're fucking affiliate
players, they're call-ups!
461
00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:04,374
- Has anything ever made you
so mad as that?
462
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,981
- That's how much the Soo
Cyclones respect you guys.
463
00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:08,877
- May as well have sent us
their sisters.
464
00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:11,351
- That's how seriously
the Soo Cyclones take you guys.
465
00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:17,604
- They think they're coming in
here to push us around
466
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:18,928
and take an easy two points?
467
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,804
- This is a 60-mile float
down a lazy river
468
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,875
for these guys, boys.
What the fuck is that?
469
00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,376
- Not in our barn!
- We're gonna show these guys
470
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,780
that nothing comes easy
in the Sudbury Arena anymore.
471
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,046
And guess how we're doing it?
472
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,264
- What have you got, Sanger?
What have you got?!
473
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,059
- Jim! You ready?
- Yeah.
474
00:21:33,162 --> 00:21:34,602
- Good, cause you're
fucking going!
475
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,174
- Jim, you ready?
- Ready!
476
00:21:37,271 --> 00:21:38,641
- Good, cause you're
fucking going!
477
00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:41,112
- Jim, you ready?
- Ready.
478
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,952
- Good, 'cause you're going!
479
00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:45,049
- Dolo, got your legs on ya?
- Brr!
480
00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:46,523
- You're going!
481
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,092
Hitch, you feeling
the puck tonight?
482
00:21:48,193 --> 00:21:48,993
Yes, b'y!
483
00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:50,564
- Good, 'cause you're
fucking going!
484
00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:52,404
And between the pipes,
485
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:53,771
we've got the guy
who never misses.
486
00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:55,510
That's why they call him
Marksman Michaels,
487
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,137
- are you ready?!
- I'm ready, Sanger!
488
00:21:57,244 --> 00:22:00,284
Let's fucking go, boys!
489
00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:05,955
- We're gonna show
these cocky Soo fucks
490
00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:08,832
what happens when you disrespect
this team, in this city,
491
00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:11,314
at this barn on a mother-fucking
Sudbury Saturday night!
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