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Why?
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He looks like
he's not even breathing.
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That's
hockey players.
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Big personalities on the ice,
but you can't pay them
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to have a shart of charisma
away from it.
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This is so dumb.
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There you go.
There is some life.
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Do you think that
we should showcase the teeth?
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That's uniquely hockey, right?
I don't know.
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-I think we should.
-You think people
would like that?
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Worst case, they feel
bad for him and they say like,
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"OK, slugger, we'll come
watch you play."
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Shoresy!
Smile for a second.
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Take the dip
out of your lip.
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- Me?
Holy fuck.
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- Go? Huh?
Shoresy.
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Is this the first
time you've sat in a stool?
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-Ziig.
- It isn't a stool, idiot.
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-Go.
- Stools don't have back rests.
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Action!
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- Are you and your family
looking for something fun to do
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on a Sudbury Saturday night?
Ziig!
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OK, do it again.
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- Are you and your family
looking for something fun to do
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on a Sudbury Saturday night?
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-Ziigwan!
-Why are you saying
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- "and" like that?
- Because on the card,
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you've got "and"
written in bold.
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That's italics,
you dumb fuck.
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- Fuck you, Ziig,
you fucking twat.
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-You alright, Sanguinet?
-Leave him alone.
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He looks like
he's in rigor mortis.
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Are you nervous
or something?
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- A bit.
Sanger, you look like
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someone stuck a giant
Popsicle stick to your spine
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and is holding you up by it.
Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Well, he looks
like an idiot.
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-Shut up.
-It's like someone's
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holding him like a puppet.
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What's that called,
a taxidermist?
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"Vantriloquist",
you dunce.
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It's actually
ven-triloquist.
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Uh-oh, Ziig,
looks like your sister's
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better looking and smarter.
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Isn't it marionette?
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I have to pee.
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- Are you and your family
looking for something fun to do
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on a Sudbury Saturday night?
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The italics
are fucking them up, Nat.
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- What're ya at, old man?
Hitch, you're such
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a fucking beauty,
I sometimes forget
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what an odd-looking
east coast cunt you are.
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Looks like he brushes
his teeth with a brick, eh?
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-Cut!
- Is it Saturday Sudbury night
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or Sudbury Saturday night?
Cut!
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- So now I don't say
what's on the card?
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- No, just--
- Huh?
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Just say what you want!
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- Yeah, so--
Don't swear!
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- Yeah, so, we got
a different team now.
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Like, even Sanger
was on the last one, so.
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But now, he's coach
and he's 1-0 so.
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So the Bulldogs aren't fu--
rigging around anymore.
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The Bulldogs are gonna compete.
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So, if you wanna see
the new Bulldogs then...
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get your bums in a seat.
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Cut.
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- I'm gonna put you on your ass!
- For what?
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- Do not let him ruin it
this time, Laurence.
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- Well, sounds like you want
your dance to suck then,
eh Kayla?
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- Plant your feet, girl.
- Huh?
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- Plant your feet, girl?
- Tell your uncle what's up.
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- Stay here.
- That's what's up.
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- Alright, well, I'll stay here.
Sounds like you don't want
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anyone watching your dance,
that's fine.
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- We didn't even get
to do the whole thing because
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- you were trying to stunt.
- Oh, I'm just saying,
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I heard some people saying they
thought it lacked inclusion,
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- but whatever, it doesn't matter.
- Fuck you, Waffle.
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- I'm just saying I heard
some people saying they thought
it lacked representation.
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So I just wanted to do something
so she didn't get in trouble.
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- Doesn't matter.
- Stay!
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- Yeah, I'll stay here.
But just so you know,
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Carrie got Facebooked
by some people saying they heard
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Justin Timberlake was down here
doing some moves or whatever,
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- but doesn't matter.
- Fuck Facebook.
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- Fucking Twitter'd or whatever.
- Twitter's a cult.
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- Fucking Shawn Mendes
or whatever.
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- I'm a Belieber!
- He can skate.
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- Don't ruin it, Waffle.
- Alright, well,
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just go get me a Puppers
and it's a deal.
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Sup, Free? Hmm?
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Looking a little anxious over
there for someone who smells
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- like a Bob Marley fan.
- Kid, don't be a tic.
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- Hey, Free, why don't you go
smoke another joystick?
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Hey, Free, why don't we pick up
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- a 40 sack, smoke a session?
- Waffle.
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- Eh, Free? Wanna smoke
a homegrown? Let's torch one.
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Get you feelin' all
smoochy-woochy.
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Eh? Got some of that good
Panatella Tommy Chong?
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Mm-hmm. Got some of that
Maracachefa Manteca Mafafa?
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- Do your thing, pop.
- Watch your mouth, Dad.
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- Wish me luck.
Hello, luck.
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- Hey, Free, save me some of
that swaggy. Nothing too stemmy.
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- Well, thank you for coming
to our annual family reunion.
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I appreciate all the
highfalutin city bullshit
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you've managed to put aside.
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You know...
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These gatherings are important
because they remind ya
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of where you came from
and how proud you should be
of where you are.
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My first foster child was
the one they call Shoresy.
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But the one you call...
Waffle.
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As you can see,
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he was full bars fat.
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Well, I was a little fatso
myself at the time, right?
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Which is why I assumed
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they put him with me.
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We were a pair of chubsy
butter-wubsys, huh?
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A couple of real ponchy-jumbos.
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Now, being fubsy
was of no consequence to me
down on the farm,
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but Shoresy was being
teased at school
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for being a roly-poly.
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Well, what did they call ya?
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- Plupy-Dumpers, Dumpy-chubbers,
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- Whale-Whopper, Salad Dodger--
- Ha, full bars fat.
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And I could tell he was starting
to not like himself very much.
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But then, Morris came.
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Big Mo! Big Mo!
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Now, when Morris arrived,
Shoresy was eating
a lot of waffles,
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which was the nickname
Morris gave him. And it stuck.
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Waffle.
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He was as big as a house.
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- I was as big as a fucking
international house of pancakes.
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- Every time you walked
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into a room, there he was
with a mouthful.
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And a bead of sweat just
dripping off his one chin.
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- He was snacking eight,
nine waffles for breakfast.
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- Well, there's eight to a pack.
I wouldn't crack open
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a whole new pack
just for a ninth Eggo.
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I'd fucking add a bowl
of cereal.
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- He was all sorts
of cinnamon-roly.
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- He was freezing chocolate
bars, crunching 'em up
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with a hammer, and sprinkling
'em on his waffles.
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- OK, Waffle, you got
a good idea there.
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- I was nuking 'em
for a bit there too.
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- Well, his whole life was
a sundae bar.
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- Melting down Butterfingers
in the microwave at noon.
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- My whole plate looked like
a fucking easter basket.
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- But then Morris came.
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Big Mo! Big Mo!
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- Now, Morris was an athlete
with no one to play with.
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So, Shoresy was given the task.
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- It was me and Waffle
everywhere.
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Me and Waffle
on the soccer field.
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- Hey Waffle,
you run like a girl!
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- Me and Waffle
at the ball park.
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- Hey Waffle,
you throw like a girl!
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- Me and Waffle
at the tennis court.
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- Hey Waffle, I'm gonna fuck...
...Serena Williams!
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- Day after day
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and game after game, Morris just
pounded him into the ground.
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- Uh-huh.
- Did he ever beat you, Dad?
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- If you can't win,
don't play, baby.
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- Shoresy and Morris would
compete from sun up to sun down.
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With Shoresy losing and losing
and losing again.
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Which, of course,
made him feel bad.
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He started to really hate it.
But then,
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something clicked up there.
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He started to do something
different.
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Shoresy started to play not just
with Morris, but without Morris.
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And you know what happened?
He started to get better.
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And before you knew it, one day,
Shoresy beat Morris.
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Well, just the one time,
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- but he did beat him.
- Give your balls a tug.
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- He's been chasing
that feeling ever since.
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And along the way,
with all the work,
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the weight came off him.
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- I hate this story.
Don't be fat, and feel better.
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- Yeah, let's figure out
what makes you feel good.
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- Sometimes you need
a little bit of tough love
to get yourself sorted.
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Never going back again, baby.
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- Crank it up, buddy,
you're up next.
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- Now, for all Waffle was fat,
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Morris was dumb.
Big Mo! Big Mo!
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- Fucking Mo was way dumber
than I was fat.
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- You could barely run.
- You could barely read.
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- So there I am,
straight out of the gate
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with a fat one and a dumb one.
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Mo, you honestly wanna say
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that I was as fat
as you were dumb?
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What are you gonna do, Waffle?
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- Mo, your social worker
said two things to Dad.
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He said, "You OK with Blacks?"
Dad says, "Yeah."
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He says, "Well,
how about a dumb one?"
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Shut up, Waffle!
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- No, that may have
been said, Kayla.
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- Hand to heart, Kayla.
- And as I'm wondering
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if this was all a big mistake,
in walks Carrie.
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Care bear count down,
four, three, two, one!
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- Now, where Morris helped
Waffle with being fat,
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Carrie helped Morris
with being dumb.
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- Morris wasn't that dumb.
He just needed a good tutor.
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- Hey Mo, what comes
after a thousand?
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- Two thousand.
- A thousand and one!
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- Yeah, as a social worker,
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I can confidently say
that Mo's social worker
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- wouldn't have called him dumb.
- Well, actually, Care,
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it was dumb, and then later,
real fucking dumb.
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- You know, I think
that was said.
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- Well, real fucking dumb
has a Tim Hortons
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franchise, bitch.
Owner Operator.
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- No way the social worker
said dumb.
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- You wanna know what
your social worker
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said to Dad, Carrie?
He said, "You OK with Asians?"
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Dad says, "Yeah."
And she says, "Well,
how about a gay one?"
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- Fuck you, Waffle.
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- No, Free.
That was definitely said.
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- Something you wanna say, Free?
- You don't want it, girl.
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- He don't want it.
- Free!
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- Let's get into it, Waffle.
'Cause you're gonna hear this.
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You're all gonna hear this.
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I know you all see
our engagement rings.
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I know you're all talking.
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Those two girls can't be
together, it ain't right.
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Well, guess what?!
Carrie is not my sister.
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She's my foster sister,
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so it's completely fine
that we're getting married.
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Sounds perfectly fine.
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- And she was only
my foster sister
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- for a year and a half.
- Just keep saying you're
sisters,
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Free, it's likely one of those
"the more you hear it" things.
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-Dad!
- You both call him Dad, Care!
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- I mean, it's like--
- You were called sisters
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and brothers on the farm.
235
00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:42,366
- Hey, Free, you know
any brothers with sisters
236
00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:44,540
who fire digits up each other?
237
00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:45,941
But you're not blood.
238
00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:46,954
Right?
239
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,816
So, I think it's perfectly fine
240
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for you to get married, Free.
241
00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:52,792
- Thank you!
242
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,260
- But, you didn't
seriously think
243
00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,601
we weren't gonna take
the piss out of ya, did ya?
244
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:58,997
You're worth it.
245
00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:02,444
- Get a room you
fucking sister wife!
246
00:11:08,389 --> 00:11:10,189
So there was no foster mom?
247
00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:12,133
- No, just the dad.
- Huh.
248
00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,570
Hence the fascination
for older women.
249
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,180
- You coming
to the game tonight?
250
00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,277
- Laurence Leboeuf!
- Laurence Leboeuf!
251
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,651
- Laurence Leboeuf!
Bonjour!
252
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:24,552
Salut!
253
00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:25,424
Remy Nadeau.
254
00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:26,893
Avec mon partenaire
Benoit...
255
00:11:26,993 --> 00:11:29,263
- Benny!
- Benoit Benny Brodeur.
256
00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:32,074
- Et moi, Remy Nadeau.
- Laurence Leboeuf!
257
00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:33,770
Laurence Leboeuf!
258
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,220
Yup.
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00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,094
Ah.
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00:11:41,188 --> 00:11:43,628
- Remy Nadeau
avec mon partenaire Benoit...
261
00:11:43,726 --> 00:11:44,726
Benny Coach!
262
00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:48,338
- Benoit Benny Brodeur.
We go everywhere JJ go.
263
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:51,535
- I do the plays-by-play.
- And I do the colours!
264
00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:53,682
- Benoit Benny Brodeur
do the colours.
265
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,349
I, Remy Nadeau,
do the plays-by-play.
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00:11:56,451 --> 00:11:59,621
- Laurence Leboeuf.
- Laurence Leboeuf.
267
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:06,204
- Lysandre Nadeau?
268
00:12:15,589 --> 00:12:17,789
- Lysandre Nadeau.
Remy Nadeau.
269
00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:20,274
- All the Quebecois starlets,
they love the JJ.
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00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:22,266
All of Quebec love him, coach.
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00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:21,693
- Oui, allo, Lysandre Nadeau.
- Coucou.
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00:13:58,997 --> 00:14:01,737
- Oh my God, no way,
Laura Mohr is the hottest girl
273
00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:05,135
in Sudbury, you fucking idiot.
Oh my God.
274
00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:09,022
Oh, hey, Laura. Did you
just hear that piece of shit?
So dumb.
275
00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,757
- Judging by the parking lot,
a handful of people care now.
276
00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:13,125
Sudbury Saturday night.
277
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,625
- Cheapest drinks
in the city too.
278
00:14:14,727 --> 00:14:17,367
- When are you gonna let me take
you out for some good Caribbean?
279
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,697
- I don't date sluts.
- My God are you good-looking.
280
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:23,184
I know I may come off as a real
devil-may-care kind of guy,
281
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:24,578
but we both know
you'd run my show.
282
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:26,751
- Yeah? How so?
- I'd take a header off
283
00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:29,022
the Bridge of Nations
just to brush arms with ya.
284
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:31,134
- Oh?
- I'd full gainer down the crack
285
00:14:31,228 --> 00:14:32,898
in Kilarney just to hold
your purse.
286
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,668
- Mm.
- I'd sit my bare ass
287
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,837
on the big nickel just
to have you flick some debris
off my shirt,
288
00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,951
I swear to God,
I'd be so good to ya.
289
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,615
- Does North Bay's captain
still have the biggest C
in the league?
290
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,787
- It's the biggest fucking C
in the world.
291
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:46,558
- See ya.
292
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,395
Hey, when was the last time
293
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,297
you had some good
assorted tempura.
294
00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:53,271
Fuck you, Shoresy!
295
00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:54,912
For what?!
296
00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:56,439
- You guys win one--
- Huh?
297
00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,375
- You guys win one game
and you think you can just
298
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,392
cruise in five minutes
before warm-up?
299
00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:01,786
- Yeah--
- Huh?
300
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:03,458
- It's senior
whale shit hockey, Ziig,
301
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,459
it's not the fucking
Knight's Watch.
302
00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:07,473
- Senior AAA.
- Whale shit all the same.
303
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,337
- You're in half an hour before
warm-up now, minimum.
304
00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:12,239
- For what?!
- Ride the bike--
305
00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:13,553
Huh?
306
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,515
- Ride the bike!
- Nat, if I want a good laugh,
307
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,986
- I'll watch Mr. Bean.
- I'm serious.
308
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,688
What bike?!
309
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,461
Take your pick.
310
00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,642
Sponsors at
the Blueberry Festival
311
00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:27,136
were so fired up about your win
312
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,480
they decided
to invest in another.
313
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,862
- No one's gonna use this.
- I know.
314
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,887
- Not one player will use this.
315
00:15:37,995 --> 00:15:39,925
- Good work, Blueberry Fest.
- Like, the bikes, maybe.
316
00:15:40,032 --> 00:15:41,072
People love biking.
317
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,237
- Three bikes is excessive
though.
318
00:15:42,336 --> 00:15:43,466
- They think
we've got three fucking
319
00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:45,382
Rod Brind'amours or what?
320
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:46,706
- They were so fired--
- Huh?
321
00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:48,321
- They were so fired up
when they wheeled
322
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,145
- all this shit in.
- Are you trying not to laugh?
323
00:15:50,252 --> 00:15:53,032
- I had to pretend
to be fired up too because
they were so fired up.
324
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,995
- Does it come with some fucking
Gary Roberts tapes or what?
325
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:57,465
- I don't think they understand
Senior "Whale Shit" Hockey.
326
00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:58,737
Senior AAA.
327
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,235
:
Whale shit all the same.
328
00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,139
- Like, watch this.
Hey, Jims.
329
00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:03,813
- They work out, Jim?
- Yeah.
330
00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:06,052
- When was the last time
you worked out, Jim?
331
00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:07,351
- 2012.
- Jim?
332
00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:08,693
- Grade ten.
- Jim?
333
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,429
- I'd have to think
about that, Shoresy.
334
00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:11,896
I can't quite recall right now.
335
00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:14,196
The truth is, I never really
enjoyed doing cardio.
336
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,670
Thanks, Jims.
337
00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:17,469
- I wanted to tell them
most of these guys
338
00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:19,243
have families and jobs,
they don't play Senior hockey
339
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,714
to come to the rink
and work out.
340
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,393
- I bet the Soo work out.
- The Soo are so fucking good.
341
00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:25,055
- Seriously though,
don't cut it so close.
342
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:27,385
Get a good warm up in
or you're gonna get hurt.
343
00:16:27,493 --> 00:16:28,833
- Tell the sluts.
- You tell 'em.
344
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,730
- They're not here.
- Are they not here yet?
345
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,643
- Shoresy, do you see--
- Huh?
346
00:16:33,038 --> 00:16:34,508
Come with me.
347
00:16:35,776 --> 00:16:38,176
North Bay Norseman, baby.
Gonna win?
348
00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:39,782
- Well, if you can't win,
don't play.
349
00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:42,294
- 'Cause if we lose.
- We'll never lose again, Ziig.
350
00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:43,730
I hate playing these guys.
351
00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,595
- Well, I fucking love
playing these guys.
352
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:47,396
- Because they don't beat us
as bad as the Soo?
353
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,170
- No, 'cause of the C on their
captain's sweater.
354
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,610
- Keller?
- It's the biggest C you've
355
00:16:50,706 --> 00:16:52,606
ever seen in your life.
Ziig, I can see you're real
356
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,850
slammed here and everything,
357
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,717
but is someone gonna call
the boys or no?
358
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,486
- I got us a new tendy.
- From who?
359
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:58,616
- No--
- Huh?
360
00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:00,162
- No one, he doesn't play
anymore.
361
00:17:00,259 --> 00:17:02,359
- Well, sounds way fucking
dumber when you say it.
362
00:17:02,463 --> 00:17:04,003
- A little heads up--
- Oh my God,
363
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,100
is it this guy right here?
364
00:17:05,202 --> 00:17:06,872
Did you get him from
fucking Cirque du Soleil?
365
00:17:06,973 --> 00:17:09,243
- Cirque de Soleil,
and no answer from Dolo.
366
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,814
- It's actually
Cirque du Soleil,
367
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,553
and no answer
from Sanguinet either.
368
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,690
- You know him.
- No, I don't know either
369
00:17:14,787 --> 00:17:16,517
- of the Ringling Brothers.
- And you're gonna be--
370
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,125
- Hey, bud, are you a fucking
panhandler or something?
371
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,870
Actually, you got a dip?
372
00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:23,269
Mark Michaels?
373
00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:24,672
Already, Nat?
374
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,714
- Our new tendy
is fucking Mark Michaels?
375
00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:28,181
- You're go--
- Huh?!
376
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,721
- You're gonna be nice to him.
- It starts already, Nat.
377
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,729
- We lose 20 on the campaign,
you gas him, then we win one,
378
00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,325
and so, you bring him back? Huh?
379
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,629
- See, I knew that--
- Shut up!
380
00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:38,041
- I knew this was
a bad idea, Nat.
381
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:40,165
- You shut up too.
- Well, I knew it, Nat.
382
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:41,512
She said shut up, slut.
383
00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:43,408
- Why are you saying
her name so much?
384
00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:44,612
- Do you see, Nat?
- Michaels!
385
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,154
- He said your name like,
20 times.
386
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:47,391
- Shut up.
- So annoying.
387
00:17:47,486 --> 00:17:48,456
- Nat!
Oh my God!
388
00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:49,715
- Just shut up.
And you, shut up.
389
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:51,704
- No answer from Hitch.
- No answer from Goody.
390
00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:54,065
- Both of you, listen.
You're gonna apologize to him.
391
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,437
- For what?!
- For what?
392
00:17:55,536 --> 00:17:56,936
- And you're gonna apologize
to him.
393
00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,639
And then, you're not gonna
talk to him anymore.
394
00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:00,212
- I don't wanna talk to him
fucking ever.
395
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,922
- Good, 'cause I don't wanna
talk to him either.
396
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,616
- Oh, give your balls a tug.
Shoresy!
397
00:18:03,719 --> 00:18:04,989
- He should be apologizing
to me.
398
00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:07,459
- What the... Excuse me!
Excuse me!
399
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,630
For what?
400
00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:09,999
- For being such
a fucking loser.
401
00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:10,729
Know what? That's it.
402
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,373
Fucking tit fucker.
403
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,770
- I'm out.
- Yeah, take your balls
404
00:18:13,872 --> 00:18:15,442
- with you, pheasant.
- Shoresy, apologize or we fold!
405
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,112
- You can't just hold that
over my head
406
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:18,383
every time you need something.
407
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:19,822
- Yes, I can.
Yes, she can.
408
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,217
- Yes, she can,
but she shouldn't.
409
00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:23,291
We need him. Tendy quit.
410
00:18:23,392 --> 00:18:24,562
Tendy finally wins a game
411
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,730
- and he fucking quits?
- Oh, I wonder why!
412
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,671
- Well, at least there's
a bigger loser than Michaels.
413
00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:30,169
- He's not supposed
to be talking to me, Nat!
414
00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:32,242
- I wasn't talking to him,
I was talking to you.
415
00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:34,553
Shoresy, he wants to win.
416
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,147
- But he doesn't hate to lose.
- Apologize!
417
00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:39,888
- Well, I'm sorry.
- For what?
418
00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:42,562
- I don't know.
- For the party island
squeezer in Wasaga.
419
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,973
- I didn't get the squeezer
from her!
420
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,397
Sanguinet got
the squeezer from her.
421
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:46,772
Her brothers are super weird.
422
00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:49,141
- But you were taking
a fucking dump in the water!
423
00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:50,983
- Everybody was taking
a dump in the water!
424
00:18:51,081 --> 00:18:55,221
- It's fucking Wasaga!
- Apologize or we fold.
425
00:18:57,727 --> 00:18:59,927
- Sorry, bud.
- To him!
426
00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:05,778
- Sorry, bud.
- Thank you. Apology accep--
427
00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:07,906
- Is there seriously nothing
back from the boys?
428
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,784
-No!
- Get your shit on.
429
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:12,324
- You ready?
- Of course.
430
00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:13,633
Why do you think
they call me
431
00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:14,885
"Never misses
the Mark Michaels"?
432
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:17,025
- That's so fucking
embarrassing, Nat.
433
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,403
That's fucking humiliating.
How do you not chirp that?
434
00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:21,344
- Look, we just made
the rules right now,
435
00:19:21,441 --> 00:19:22,611
and look, he's talking
to me, Nat!
436
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,080
I'm talking to her!
437
00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:26,849
Fucking tit fucker.
438
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,686
Hey, everything's bigger
in North Bay, eh Keller?
439
00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:46,987
You fucking loser.
Hey, Keller, when they put
440
00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:48,932
that big fuck off C
on your sweater,
441
00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,930
did they think you'd grow
into it or what?
442
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:54,769
Like, were they pissed
when you didn't, or what?
443
00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:56,744
Hey, Keller, you got
any leadership tips?
444
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,045
Just looking for some tips
on being a leader.
445
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,150
Jesus Christ, Keller,
if they tried to put
446
00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:04,194
that big fuck off C on my
sweater, I'd say, "No thanks."
447
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:06,033
- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
448
00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:07,571
- Jim?
- Yes.
449
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,096
- Jim?
- Yeah, it's nice
450
00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:11,213
you're thinking of me, but
I don't think it's a good idea.
451
00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:14,207
- Making it bigger doesn't
make it better, Keller.
452
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,192
It's not tits.
453
00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:18,786
- Miig?
- Nothing.
454
00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,329
- Ziig?
- Still nothing.
455
00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:21,625
- You worried?
- Wee bit.
456
00:20:21,728 --> 00:20:22,998
- Me too.
- Bigger fish to fry,
457
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,468
for a second.
You said a quarter full?
458
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:26,969
That is a thing I said.
459
00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:28,072
- You worried?
- Wee bit.
460
00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:31,045
- Me too.
- Only one way to find out.
461
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:34,191
Bums in seats, baby, let's go.
462
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,400
Bums in seats.
463
00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:42,639
- Call it more
like one-eighth full.
464
00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:44,866
Nat, what the fuck?
465
00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:48,375
- Fuck you, what the fuck,
Shoresy, where are the sluts?
466
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,121
- Are they not here?
- No--
467
00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:52,319
- Huh? Not even Sanger? Huh?
No!
468
00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:57,372
- Do we have a chance
without them?
469
00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:01,170
You fucking plug.
470
00:21:01,274 --> 00:21:03,084
So, what do we do?
471
00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:08,918
If you can't win, don't play.
472
00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:12,164
What?!
473
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- Laurence Leboeuf.
- Laurence Leboeuf!
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So, what they do, try to wait
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till the other guy
leave the ice,
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but Shoresy, Keller,
not giving it up.
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It's a Stevie Wonder
superstition.
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No, don't do that.
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