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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,452 --> 00:00:17,592 Why? 2 00:00:17,688 --> 00:00:19,328 He looks like he's not even breathing. 3 00:00:19,425 --> 00:00:20,725 That's hockey players. 4 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:22,457 Big personalities on the ice, but you can't pay them 5 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,504 to have a shart of charisma away from it. 6 00:00:24,601 --> 00:00:25,941 This is so dumb. 7 00:00:26,038 --> 00:00:28,638 There you go. There is some life. 8 00:00:28,743 --> 00:00:30,953 Do you think that we should showcase the teeth? 9 00:00:31,048 --> 00:00:33,448 That's uniquely hockey, right? I don't know. 10 00:00:33,553 --> 00:00:36,133 -I think we should. -You think people would like that? 11 00:00:36,225 --> 00:00:39,195 Worst case, they feel bad for him and they say like, 12 00:00:39,298 --> 00:00:41,598 "OK, slugger, we'll come watch you play." 13 00:00:41,702 --> 00:00:44,012 Shoresy! Smile for a second. 14 00:00:45,978 --> 00:00:47,608 Take the dip out of your lip. 15 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,424 - Me? Holy fuck. 16 00:00:50,988 --> 00:00:52,558 - Go? Huh? Shoresy. 17 00:00:52,658 --> 00:00:54,758 Is this the first time you've sat in a stool? 18 00:00:54,862 --> 00:00:56,632 -Ziig. - It isn't a stool, idiot. 19 00:00:56,732 --> 00:00:58,542 -Go. - Stools don't have back rests. 20 00:00:58,636 --> 00:01:00,066 Action! 21 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:02,977 - Are you and your family looking for something fun to do 22 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,579 on a Sudbury Saturday night? Ziig! 23 00:01:05,684 --> 00:01:07,994 OK, do it again. 24 00:01:08,089 --> 00:01:10,929 - Are you and your family looking for something fun to do 25 00:01:11,028 --> 00:01:13,598 on a Sudbury Saturday night? 26 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,570 -Ziigwan! -Why are you saying 27 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:17,510 - "and" like that? - Because on the card, 28 00:01:17,607 --> 00:01:19,037 you've got "and" written in bold. 29 00:01:19,144 --> 00:01:20,784 That's italics, you dumb fuck. 30 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,250 - Fuck you, Ziig, you fucking twat. 31 00:01:24,021 --> 00:01:26,661 -You alright, Sanguinet? -Leave him alone. 32 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:28,659 He looks like he's in rigor mortis. 33 00:01:28,763 --> 00:01:30,303 Are you nervous or something? 34 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,100 - A bit. Sanger, you look like 35 00:01:32,204 --> 00:01:34,414 someone stuck a giant Popsicle stick to your spine 36 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:36,848 and is holding you up by it. Fuck you, Shoresy. 37 00:01:36,947 --> 00:01:38,117 Well, he looks like an idiot. 38 00:01:38,216 --> 00:01:39,486 -Shut up. -It's like someone's 39 00:01:39,585 --> 00:01:40,645 holding him like a puppet. 40 00:01:40,754 --> 00:01:42,524 What's that called, a taxidermist? 41 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:44,464 "Vantriloquist", you dunce. 42 00:01:44,561 --> 00:01:46,631 It's actually ven-triloquist. 43 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,342 Uh-oh, Ziig, looks like your sister's 44 00:01:48,436 --> 00:01:49,736 better looking and smarter. 45 00:01:49,838 --> 00:01:51,638 Isn't it marionette? 46 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:53,607 I have to pee. 47 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:57,353 - Are you and your family looking for something fun to do 48 00:01:57,454 --> 00:01:58,964 on a Sudbury Saturday night? 49 00:02:00,961 --> 00:02:02,601 The italics are fucking them up, Nat. 50 00:02:02,697 --> 00:02:04,327 - What're ya at, old man? Hitch, you're such 51 00:02:04,435 --> 00:02:06,105 a fucking beauty, I sometimes forget 52 00:02:06,205 --> 00:02:08,705 what an odd-looking east coast cunt you are. 53 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,650 Looks like he brushes his teeth with a brick, eh? 54 00:02:15,757 --> 00:02:18,097 -Cut! - Is it Saturday Sudbury night 55 00:02:18,196 --> 00:02:21,096 or Sudbury Saturday night? Cut! 56 00:02:21,202 --> 00:02:23,672 - So now I don't say what's on the card? 57 00:02:23,773 --> 00:02:25,383 - No, just-- - Huh? 58 00:02:25,477 --> 00:02:26,707 Just say what you want! 59 00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:29,522 - Yeah, so-- Don't swear! 60 00:02:30,153 --> 00:02:33,263 - Yeah, so, we got a different team now. 61 00:02:33,961 --> 00:02:35,901 Like, even Sanger was on the last one, so. 62 00:02:35,998 --> 00:02:38,198 But now, he's coach and he's 1-0 so. 63 00:02:38,836 --> 00:02:42,376 So the Bulldogs aren't fu-- rigging around anymore. 64 00:02:42,477 --> 00:02:43,847 The Bulldogs are gonna compete. 65 00:02:43,947 --> 00:02:48,217 So, if you wanna see the new Bulldogs then... 66 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:50,930 get your bums in a seat. 67 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:54,673 Cut. 68 00:03:37,187 --> 00:03:40,027 - I'm gonna put you on your ass! - For what? 69 00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:41,996 - Do not let him ruin it this time, Laurence. 70 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,537 - Well, sounds like you want your dance to suck then, eh Kayla? 71 00:03:44,635 --> 00:03:45,895 - Plant your feet, girl. - Huh? 72 00:03:46,005 --> 00:03:48,335 - Plant your feet, girl? - Tell your uncle what's up. 73 00:03:48,442 --> 00:03:49,882 - Stay here. - That's what's up. 74 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,149 - Alright, well, I'll stay here. Sounds like you don't want 75 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,650 anyone watching your dance, that's fine. 76 00:03:53,753 --> 00:03:55,293 - We didn't even get to do the whole thing because 77 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,990 - you were trying to stunt. - Oh, I'm just saying, 78 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:58,703 I heard some people saying they thought it lacked inclusion, 79 00:03:58,796 --> 00:04:00,596 - but whatever, it doesn't matter. - Fuck you, Waffle. 80 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,040 - I'm just saying I heard some people saying they thought it lacked representation. 81 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:05,339 So I just wanted to do something so she didn't get in trouble. 82 00:04:05,443 --> 00:04:06,583 - Doesn't matter. - Stay! 83 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,119 - Yeah, I'll stay here. But just so you know, 84 00:04:08,216 --> 00:04:10,146 Carrie got Facebooked by some people saying they heard 85 00:04:10,253 --> 00:04:12,523 Justin Timberlake was down here doing some moves or whatever, 86 00:04:12,624 --> 00:04:13,894 - but doesn't matter. - Fuck Facebook. 87 00:04:13,994 --> 00:04:15,804 - Fucking Twitter'd or whatever. - Twitter's a cult. 88 00:04:15,897 --> 00:04:17,527 - Fucking Shawn Mendes or whatever. 89 00:04:17,634 --> 00:04:19,174 - I'm a Belieber! - He can skate. 90 00:04:19,271 --> 00:04:20,841 - Don't ruin it, Waffle. - Alright, well, 91 00:04:20,941 --> 00:04:22,841 just go get me a Puppers and it's a deal. 92 00:04:27,888 --> 00:04:30,928 Sup, Free? Hmm? 93 00:04:31,695 --> 00:04:33,565 Looking a little anxious over there for someone who smells 94 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:35,866 - like a Bob Marley fan. - Kid, don't be a tic. 95 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,081 - Hey, Free, why don't you go smoke another joystick? 96 00:04:38,175 --> 00:04:39,875 Hey, Free, why don't we pick up 97 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,879 - a 40 sack, smoke a session? - Waffle. 98 00:04:41,983 --> 00:04:44,153 - Eh, Free? Wanna smoke a homegrown? Let's torch one. 99 00:04:44,254 --> 00:04:45,794 Get you feelin' all smoochy-woochy. 100 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,230 Eh? Got some of that good Panatella Tommy Chong? 101 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:51,699 Mm-hmm. Got some of that Maracachefa Manteca Mafafa? 102 00:04:52,737 --> 00:04:54,577 - Do your thing, pop. - Watch your mouth, Dad. 103 00:04:54,675 --> 00:04:56,845 - Wish me luck. Hello, luck. 104 00:04:56,947 --> 00:05:00,187 - Hey, Free, save me some of that swaggy. Nothing too stemmy. 105 00:05:03,192 --> 00:05:06,232 - Well, thank you for coming to our annual family reunion. 106 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:12,809 I appreciate all the highfalutin city bullshit 107 00:05:12,911 --> 00:05:14,411 you've managed to put aside. 108 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,024 You know... 109 00:05:16,652 --> 00:05:20,462 These gatherings are important because they remind ya 110 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:25,340 of where you came from and how proud you should be of where you are. 111 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:31,549 My first foster child was the one they call Shoresy. 112 00:05:31,649 --> 00:05:35,389 But the one you call... Waffle. 113 00:05:36,592 --> 00:05:37,632 As you can see, 114 00:05:37,727 --> 00:05:39,057 he was full bars fat. 115 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:43,144 Well, I was a little fatso myself at the time, right? 116 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:45,209 Which is why I assumed 117 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,750 they put him with me. 118 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:50,955 We were a pair of chubsy butter-wubsys, huh? 119 00:05:51,055 --> 00:05:53,985 A couple of real ponchy-jumbos. 120 00:05:54,094 --> 00:05:57,734 Now, being fubsy was of no consequence to me down on the farm, 121 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:59,774 but Shoresy was being teased at school 122 00:05:59,871 --> 00:06:01,541 for being a roly-poly. 123 00:06:01,642 --> 00:06:02,842 Well, what did they call ya? 124 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:05,115 - Plupy-Dumpers, Dumpy-chubbers, 125 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:09,286 - Whale-Whopper, Salad Dodger-- - Ha, full bars fat. 126 00:06:09,391 --> 00:06:14,401 And I could tell he was starting to not like himself very much. 127 00:06:15,903 --> 00:06:18,783 But then, Morris came. 128 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:21,676 Big Mo! Big Mo! 129 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:25,262 Now, when Morris arrived, Shoresy was eating a lot of waffles, 130 00:06:25,356 --> 00:06:28,256 which was the nickname Morris gave him. And it stuck. 131 00:06:28,362 --> 00:06:29,902 Waffle. 132 00:06:29,999 --> 00:06:31,469 He was as big as a house. 133 00:06:31,568 --> 00:06:34,068 - I was as big as a fucking international house of pancakes. 134 00:06:34,174 --> 00:06:35,744 - Every time you walked 135 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:38,453 into a room, there he was with a mouthful. 136 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:41,489 And a bead of sweat just dripping off his one chin. 137 00:06:41,588 --> 00:06:43,428 - He was snacking eight, nine waffles for breakfast. 138 00:06:43,526 --> 00:06:45,826 - Well, there's eight to a pack. I wouldn't crack open 139 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:47,941 a whole new pack just for a ninth Eggo. 140 00:06:48,035 --> 00:06:49,195 I'd fucking add a bowl of cereal. 141 00:06:49,304 --> 00:06:51,484 - He was all sorts of cinnamon-roly. 142 00:06:51,575 --> 00:06:54,205 - He was freezing chocolate bars, crunching 'em up 143 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,194 with a hammer, and sprinkling 'em on his waffles. 144 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,155 - OK, Waffle, you got a good idea there. 145 00:06:58,255 --> 00:07:00,055 - I was nuking 'em for a bit there too. 146 00:07:00,159 --> 00:07:01,429 - Well, his whole life was a sundae bar. 147 00:07:01,528 --> 00:07:04,098 - Melting down Butterfingers in the microwave at noon. 148 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:06,711 - My whole plate looked like a fucking easter basket. 149 00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:09,575 - But then Morris came. 150 00:07:09,678 --> 00:07:11,278 Big Mo! Big Mo! 151 00:07:11,382 --> 00:07:15,622 - Now, Morris was an athlete with no one to play with. 152 00:07:15,723 --> 00:07:17,693 So, Shoresy was given the task. 153 00:07:17,794 --> 00:07:19,134 - It was me and Waffle everywhere. 154 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,871 Me and Waffle on the soccer field. 155 00:07:20,968 --> 00:07:22,938 - Hey Waffle, you run like a girl! 156 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:24,339 - Me and Waffle at the ball park. 157 00:07:24,441 --> 00:07:26,181 - Hey Waffle, you throw like a girl! 158 00:07:26,278 --> 00:07:28,018 - Me and Waffle at the tennis court. 159 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:31,115 - Hey Waffle, I'm gonna fuck... ...Serena Williams! 160 00:07:31,221 --> 00:07:33,391 - Day after day 161 00:07:33,492 --> 00:07:37,632 and game after game, Morris just pounded him into the ground. 162 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:39,304 - Uh-huh. - Did he ever beat you, Dad? 163 00:07:39,404 --> 00:07:41,244 - If you can't win, don't play, baby. 164 00:07:41,341 --> 00:07:44,821 - Shoresy and Morris would compete from sun up to sun down. 165 00:07:44,915 --> 00:07:48,085 With Shoresy losing and losing and losing again. 166 00:07:48,189 --> 00:07:50,059 Which, of course, made him feel bad. 167 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:53,129 He started to really hate it. But then, 168 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:55,672 something clicked up there. 169 00:07:56,405 --> 00:07:58,105 He started to do something different. 170 00:07:58,209 --> 00:08:02,349 Shoresy started to play not just with Morris, but without Morris. 171 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:06,290 And you know what happened? He started to get better. 172 00:08:06,391 --> 00:08:13,071 And before you knew it, one day, Shoresy beat Morris. 173 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:14,782 Well, just the one time, 174 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,205 - but he did beat him. - Give your balls a tug. 175 00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:20,023 - He's been chasing that feeling ever since. 176 00:08:20,119 --> 00:08:22,519 And along the way, with all the work, 177 00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:25,729 the weight came off him. 178 00:08:26,498 --> 00:08:29,098 - I hate this story. Don't be fat, and feel better. 179 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:31,714 - Yeah, let's figure out what makes you feel good. 180 00:08:31,809 --> 00:08:34,949 - Sometimes you need a little bit of tough love to get yourself sorted. 181 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,889 Never going back again, baby. 182 00:08:36,986 --> 00:08:38,486 - Crank it up, buddy, you're up next. 183 00:08:38,589 --> 00:08:40,689 - Now, for all Waffle was fat, 184 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:43,373 Morris was dumb. Big Mo! Big Mo! 185 00:08:43,466 --> 00:08:46,406 - Fucking Mo was way dumber than I was fat. 186 00:08:46,505 --> 00:08:48,975 - You could barely run. - You could barely read. 187 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:51,047 - So there I am, straight out of the gate 188 00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:52,578 with a fat one and a dumb one. 189 00:08:52,684 --> 00:08:54,194 Mo, you honestly wanna say 190 00:08:54,287 --> 00:08:55,957 that I was as fat as you were dumb? 191 00:08:56,058 --> 00:08:57,388 What are you gonna do, Waffle? 192 00:08:57,494 --> 00:08:59,874 - Mo, your social worker said two things to Dad. 193 00:08:59,966 --> 00:09:02,166 He said, "You OK with Blacks?" Dad says, "Yeah." 194 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:03,940 He says, "Well, how about a dumb one?" 195 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,110 Shut up, Waffle! 196 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:07,349 - No, that may have been said, Kayla. 197 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,517 - Hand to heart, Kayla. - And as I'm wondering 198 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:12,218 if this was all a big mistake, in walks Carrie. 199 00:09:12,323 --> 00:09:16,903 Care bear count down, four, three, two, one! 200 00:09:18,302 --> 00:09:20,842 - Now, where Morris helped Waffle with being fat, 201 00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:23,051 Carrie helped Morris with being dumb. 202 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:25,945 - Morris wasn't that dumb. He just needed a good tutor. 203 00:09:26,051 --> 00:09:27,891 - Hey Mo, what comes after a thousand? 204 00:09:28,489 --> 00:09:31,029 - Two thousand. - A thousand and one! 205 00:09:31,128 --> 00:09:32,358 - Yeah, as a social worker, 206 00:09:32,463 --> 00:09:34,433 I can confidently say that Mo's social worker 207 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,514 - wouldn't have called him dumb. - Well, actually, Care, 208 00:09:36,605 --> 00:09:39,135 it was dumb, and then later, real fucking dumb. 209 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:40,954 - You know, I think that was said. 210 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,848 - Well, real fucking dumb has a Tim Hortons 211 00:09:42,952 --> 00:09:45,762 franchise, bitch. Owner Operator. 212 00:09:45,857 --> 00:09:47,287 - No way the social worker said dumb. 213 00:09:47,393 --> 00:09:48,733 - You wanna know what your social worker 214 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:51,239 said to Dad, Carrie? He said, "You OK with Asians?" 215 00:09:51,335 --> 00:09:53,735 Dad says, "Yeah." And she says, "Well, how about a gay one?" 216 00:09:53,839 --> 00:09:54,979 - Fuck you, Waffle. 217 00:09:55,076 --> 00:09:58,146 - No, Free. That was definitely said. 218 00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:01,322 - Something you wanna say, Free? - You don't want it, girl. 219 00:10:01,421 --> 00:10:03,431 - He don't want it. - Free! 220 00:10:03,526 --> 00:10:06,226 - Let's get into it, Waffle. 'Cause you're gonna hear this. 221 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:08,701 You're all gonna hear this. 222 00:10:10,339 --> 00:10:13,079 I know you all see our engagement rings. 223 00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:14,978 I know you're all talking. 224 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:18,192 Those two girls can't be together, it ain't right. 225 00:10:19,424 --> 00:10:23,074 Well, guess what?! Carrie is not my sister. 226 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,195 She's my foster sister, 227 00:10:25,303 --> 00:10:27,073 so it's completely fine that we're getting married. 228 00:10:27,173 --> 00:10:28,343 Sounds perfectly fine. 229 00:10:28,442 --> 00:10:29,812 - And she was only my foster sister 230 00:10:29,911 --> 00:10:32,281 - for a year and a half. - Just keep saying you're sisters, 231 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,523 Free, it's likely one of those "the more you hear it" things. 232 00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:37,191 -Dad! - You both call him Dad, Care! 233 00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:39,003 - I mean, it's like-- - You were called sisters 234 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,267 and brothers on the farm. 235 00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:42,366 - Hey, Free, you know any brothers with sisters 236 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:44,540 who fire digits up each other? 237 00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:45,941 But you're not blood. 238 00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:46,954 Right? 239 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,816 So, I think it's perfectly fine 240 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:51,618 for you to get married, Free. 241 00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:52,792 - Thank you! 242 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,260 - But, you didn't seriously think 243 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,601 we weren't gonna take the piss out of ya, did ya? 244 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:58,997 You're worth it. 245 00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:02,444 - Get a room you fucking sister wife! 246 00:11:08,389 --> 00:11:10,189 So there was no foster mom? 247 00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:12,133 - No, just the dad. - Huh. 248 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,570 Hence the fascination for older women. 249 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,180 - You coming to the game tonight? 250 00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,277 - Laurence Leboeuf! - Laurence Leboeuf! 251 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,651 - Laurence Leboeuf! Bonjour! 252 00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:24,552 Salut! 253 00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:25,424 Remy Nadeau. 254 00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:26,893 Avec mon partenaire Benoit... 255 00:11:26,993 --> 00:11:29,263 - Benny! - Benoit Benny Brodeur. 256 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:32,074 - Et moi, Remy Nadeau. - Laurence Leboeuf! 257 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:33,770 Laurence Leboeuf! 258 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,220 Yup. 259 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,094 Ah. 260 00:11:41,188 --> 00:11:43,628 - Remy Nadeau avec mon partenaire Benoit... 261 00:11:43,726 --> 00:11:44,726 Benny Coach! 262 00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:48,338 - Benoit Benny Brodeur. We go everywhere JJ go. 263 00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:51,535 - I do the plays-by-play. - And I do the colours! 264 00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:53,682 - Benoit Benny Brodeur do the colours. 265 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,349 I, Remy Nadeau, do the plays-by-play. 266 00:11:56,451 --> 00:11:59,621 - Laurence Leboeuf. - Laurence Leboeuf. 267 00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:06,204 - Lysandre Nadeau? 268 00:12:15,589 --> 00:12:17,789 - Lysandre Nadeau. Remy Nadeau. 269 00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:20,274 - All the Quebecois starlets, they love the JJ. 270 00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:22,266 All of Quebec love him, coach. 271 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:21,693 - Oui, allo, Lysandre Nadeau. - Coucou. 272 00:13:58,997 --> 00:14:01,737 - Oh my God, no way, Laura Mohr is the hottest girl 273 00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:05,135 in Sudbury, you fucking idiot. Oh my God. 274 00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:09,022 Oh, hey, Laura. Did you just hear that piece of shit? So dumb. 275 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,757 - Judging by the parking lot, a handful of people care now. 276 00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:13,125 Sudbury Saturday night. 277 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,625 - Cheapest drinks in the city too. 278 00:14:14,727 --> 00:14:17,367 - When are you gonna let me take you out for some good Caribbean? 279 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,697 - I don't date sluts. - My God are you good-looking. 280 00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:23,184 I know I may come off as a real devil-may-care kind of guy, 281 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:24,578 but we both know you'd run my show. 282 00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:26,751 - Yeah? How so? - I'd take a header off 283 00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:29,022 the Bridge of Nations just to brush arms with ya. 284 00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:31,134 - Oh? - I'd full gainer down the crack 285 00:14:31,228 --> 00:14:32,898 in Kilarney just to hold your purse. 286 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,668 - Mm. - I'd sit my bare ass 287 00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,837 on the big nickel just to have you flick some debris off my shirt, 288 00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,951 I swear to God, I'd be so good to ya. 289 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,615 - Does North Bay's captain still have the biggest C in the league? 290 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,787 - It's the biggest fucking C in the world. 291 00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:46,558 - See ya. 292 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,395 Hey, when was the last time 293 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,297 you had some good assorted tempura. 294 00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:53,271 Fuck you, Shoresy! 295 00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:54,912 For what?! 296 00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:56,439 - You guys win one-- - Huh? 297 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,375 - You guys win one game and you think you can just 298 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,392 cruise in five minutes before warm-up? 299 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:01,786 - Yeah-- - Huh? 300 00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:03,458 - It's senior whale shit hockey, Ziig, 301 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,459 it's not the fucking Knight's Watch. 302 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:07,473 - Senior AAA. - Whale shit all the same. 303 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,337 - You're in half an hour before warm-up now, minimum. 304 00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:12,239 - For what?! - Ride the bike-- 305 00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:13,553 Huh? 306 00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,515 - Ride the bike! - Nat, if I want a good laugh, 307 00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,986 - I'll watch Mr. Bean. - I'm serious. 308 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,688 What bike?! 309 00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,461 Take your pick. 310 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,642 Sponsors at the Blueberry Festival 311 00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:27,136 were so fired up about your win 312 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,480 they decided to invest in another. 313 00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,862 - No one's gonna use this. - I know. 314 00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,887 - Not one player will use this. 315 00:15:37,995 --> 00:15:39,925 - Good work, Blueberry Fest. - Like, the bikes, maybe. 316 00:15:40,032 --> 00:15:41,072 People love biking. 317 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,237 - Three bikes is excessive though. 318 00:15:42,336 --> 00:15:43,466 - They think we've got three fucking 319 00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:45,382 Rod Brind'amours or what? 320 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:46,706 - They were so fired-- - Huh? 321 00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:48,321 - They were so fired up when they wheeled 322 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,145 - all this shit in. - Are you trying not to laugh? 323 00:15:50,252 --> 00:15:53,032 - I had to pretend to be fired up too because they were so fired up. 324 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,995 - Does it come with some fucking Gary Roberts tapes or what? 325 00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:57,465 - I don't think they understand Senior "Whale Shit" Hockey. 326 00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:58,737 Senior AAA. 327 00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,235 : Whale shit all the same. 328 00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,139 - Like, watch this. Hey, Jims. 329 00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:03,813 - They work out, Jim? - Yeah. 330 00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:06,052 - When was the last time you worked out, Jim? 331 00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:07,351 - 2012. - Jim? 332 00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:08,693 - Grade ten. - Jim? 333 00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,429 - I'd have to think about that, Shoresy. 334 00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:11,896 I can't quite recall right now. 335 00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:14,196 The truth is, I never really enjoyed doing cardio. 336 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,670 Thanks, Jims. 337 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:17,469 - I wanted to tell them most of these guys 338 00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:19,243 have families and jobs, they don't play Senior hockey 339 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,714 to come to the rink and work out. 340 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,393 - I bet the Soo work out. - The Soo are so fucking good. 341 00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:25,055 - Seriously though, don't cut it so close. 342 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:27,385 Get a good warm up in or you're gonna get hurt. 343 00:16:27,493 --> 00:16:28,833 - Tell the sluts. - You tell 'em. 344 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,730 - They're not here. - Are they not here yet? 345 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,643 - Shoresy, do you see-- - Huh? 346 00:16:33,038 --> 00:16:34,508 Come with me. 347 00:16:35,776 --> 00:16:38,176 North Bay Norseman, baby. Gonna win? 348 00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:39,782 - Well, if you can't win, don't play. 349 00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:42,294 - 'Cause if we lose. - We'll never lose again, Ziig. 350 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:43,730 I hate playing these guys. 351 00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,595 - Well, I fucking love playing these guys. 352 00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:47,396 - Because they don't beat us as bad as the Soo? 353 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,170 - No, 'cause of the C on their captain's sweater. 354 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,610 - Keller? - It's the biggest C you've 355 00:16:50,706 --> 00:16:52,606 ever seen in your life. Ziig, I can see you're real 356 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,850 slammed here and everything, 357 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,717 but is someone gonna call the boys or no? 358 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,486 - I got us a new tendy. - From who? 359 00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:58,616 - No-- - Huh? 360 00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:00,162 - No one, he doesn't play anymore. 361 00:17:00,259 --> 00:17:02,359 - Well, sounds way fucking dumber when you say it. 362 00:17:02,463 --> 00:17:04,003 - A little heads up-- - Oh my God, 363 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,100 is it this guy right here? 364 00:17:05,202 --> 00:17:06,872 Did you get him from fucking Cirque du Soleil? 365 00:17:06,973 --> 00:17:09,243 - Cirque de Soleil, and no answer from Dolo. 366 00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,814 - It's actually Cirque du Soleil, 367 00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,553 and no answer from Sanguinet either. 368 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,690 - You know him. - No, I don't know either 369 00:17:14,787 --> 00:17:16,517 - of the Ringling Brothers. - And you're gonna be-- 370 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,125 - Hey, bud, are you a fucking panhandler or something? 371 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,870 Actually, you got a dip? 372 00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:23,269 Mark Michaels? 373 00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:24,672 Already, Nat? 374 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,714 - Our new tendy is fucking Mark Michaels? 375 00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:28,181 - You're go-- - Huh?! 376 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,721 - You're gonna be nice to him. - It starts already, Nat. 377 00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,729 - We lose 20 on the campaign, you gas him, then we win one, 378 00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,325 and so, you bring him back? Huh? 379 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,629 - See, I knew that-- - Shut up! 380 00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:38,041 - I knew this was a bad idea, Nat. 381 00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:40,165 - You shut up too. - Well, I knew it, Nat. 382 00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:41,512 She said shut up, slut. 383 00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:43,408 - Why are you saying her name so much? 384 00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:44,612 - Do you see, Nat? - Michaels! 385 00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,154 - He said your name like, 20 times. 386 00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:47,391 - Shut up. - So annoying. 387 00:17:47,486 --> 00:17:48,456 - Nat! Oh my God! 388 00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:49,715 - Just shut up. And you, shut up. 389 00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:51,704 - No answer from Hitch. - No answer from Goody. 390 00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:54,065 - Both of you, listen. You're gonna apologize to him. 391 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,437 - For what?! - For what? 392 00:17:55,536 --> 00:17:56,936 - And you're gonna apologize to him. 393 00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,639 And then, you're not gonna talk to him anymore. 394 00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:00,212 - I don't wanna talk to him fucking ever. 395 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,922 - Good, 'cause I don't wanna talk to him either. 396 00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,616 - Oh, give your balls a tug. Shoresy! 397 00:18:03,719 --> 00:18:04,989 - He should be apologizing to me. 398 00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:07,459 - What the... Excuse me! Excuse me! 399 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,630 For what? 400 00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:09,999 - For being such a fucking loser. 401 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:10,729 Know what? That's it. 402 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,373 Fucking tit fucker. 403 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,770 - I'm out. - Yeah, take your balls 404 00:18:13,872 --> 00:18:15,442 - with you, pheasant. - Shoresy, apologize or we fold! 405 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,112 - You can't just hold that over my head 406 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:18,383 every time you need something. 407 00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:19,822 - Yes, I can. Yes, she can. 408 00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,217 - Yes, she can, but she shouldn't. 409 00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:23,291 We need him. Tendy quit. 410 00:18:23,392 --> 00:18:24,562 Tendy finally wins a game 411 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,730 - and he fucking quits? - Oh, I wonder why! 412 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,671 - Well, at least there's a bigger loser than Michaels. 413 00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:30,169 - He's not supposed to be talking to me, Nat! 414 00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:32,242 - I wasn't talking to him, I was talking to you. 415 00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:34,553 Shoresy, he wants to win. 416 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,147 - But he doesn't hate to lose. - Apologize! 417 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:39,888 - Well, I'm sorry. - For what? 418 00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:42,562 - I don't know. - For the party island squeezer in Wasaga. 419 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,973 - I didn't get the squeezer from her! 420 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,397 Sanguinet got the squeezer from her. 421 00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:46,772 Her brothers are super weird. 422 00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:49,141 - But you were taking a fucking dump in the water! 423 00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:50,983 - Everybody was taking a dump in the water! 424 00:18:51,081 --> 00:18:55,221 - It's fucking Wasaga! - Apologize or we fold. 425 00:18:57,727 --> 00:18:59,927 - Sorry, bud. - To him! 426 00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:05,778 - Sorry, bud. - Thank you. Apology accep-- 427 00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:07,906 - Is there seriously nothing back from the boys? 428 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,784 -No! - Get your shit on. 429 00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:12,324 - You ready? - Of course. 430 00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:13,633 Why do you think they call me 431 00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:14,885 "Never misses the Mark Michaels"? 432 00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:17,025 - That's so fucking embarrassing, Nat. 433 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,403 That's fucking humiliating. How do you not chirp that? 434 00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:21,344 - Look, we just made the rules right now, 435 00:19:21,441 --> 00:19:22,611 and look, he's talking to me, Nat! 436 00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,080 I'm talking to her! 437 00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:26,849 Fucking tit fucker. 438 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,686 Hey, everything's bigger in North Bay, eh Keller? 439 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:46,987 You fucking loser. Hey, Keller, when they put 440 00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:48,932 that big fuck off C on your sweater, 441 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,930 did they think you'd grow into it or what? 442 00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:54,769 Like, were they pissed when you didn't, or what? 443 00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:56,744 Hey, Keller, you got any leadership tips? 444 00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,045 Just looking for some tips on being a leader. 445 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,150 Jesus Christ, Keller, if they tried to put 446 00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:04,194 that big fuck off C on my sweater, I'd say, "No thanks." 447 00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:06,033 - Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 448 00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:07,571 - Jim? - Yes. 449 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,096 - Jim? - Yeah, it's nice 450 00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:11,213 you're thinking of me, but I don't think it's a good idea. 451 00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:14,207 - Making it bigger doesn't make it better, Keller. 452 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,192 It's not tits. 453 00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:18,786 - Miig? - Nothing. 454 00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,329 - Ziig? - Still nothing. 455 00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:21,625 - You worried? - Wee bit. 456 00:20:21,728 --> 00:20:22,998 - Me too. - Bigger fish to fry, 457 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,468 for a second. You said a quarter full? 458 00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:26,969 That is a thing I said. 459 00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:28,072 - You worried? - Wee bit. 460 00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:31,045 - Me too. - Only one way to find out. 461 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:34,191 Bums in seats, baby, let's go. 462 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,400 Bums in seats. 463 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:42,639 - Call it more like one-eighth full. 464 00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:44,866 Nat, what the fuck? 465 00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:48,375 - Fuck you, what the fuck, Shoresy, where are the sluts? 466 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,121 - Are they not here? - No-- 467 00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:52,319 - Huh? Not even Sanger? Huh? No! 468 00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:57,372 - Do we have a chance without them? 469 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:01,170 You fucking plug. 470 00:21:01,274 --> 00:21:03,084 So, what do we do? 471 00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:08,918 If you can't win, don't play. 472 00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:12,164 What?! 473 00:21:30,632 --> 00:21:32,842 - Laurence Leboeuf. - Laurence Leboeuf! 474 00:21:59,223 --> 00:22:01,693 So, what they do, try to wait 475 00:22:01,794 --> 00:22:03,504 till the other guy leave the ice, 476 00:22:03,598 --> 00:22:06,138 but Shoresy, Keller, not giving it up. 477 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,967 It's a Stevie Wonder superstition. 478 00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:21,872 No, don't do that. 35107

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