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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,925 --> 00:01:16,725 You take my lane one time tonight, Apeldoorn, 2 00:01:16,831 --> 00:01:19,241 and I'll take your entire fuckin' top row! 3 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,228 What do you mean, you don't know how? 4 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:31,525 - I just-- - Huh? 5 00:01:31,627 --> 00:01:33,527 - I just don't. - It's not as if it's fucking 6 00:01:33,631 --> 00:01:35,401 - quantum teleportation. - I know. 7 00:01:35,502 --> 00:01:36,542 It's coaching senior hockey, 8 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:38,207 it's not fucking crypto currency. 9 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,947 - I can do it, my dude. I'm just saying I've never done it before. 10 00:01:41,047 --> 00:01:43,787 - Well, anyone can do it, it's not fuckin' round-a-bouts. 11 00:01:43,885 --> 00:01:47,225 - Well, look, the Sudbury Raspberry Rottweilers. 12 00:01:47,325 --> 00:01:49,555 - Pamski! - Ugh, put your jibs in 13 00:01:49,663 --> 00:01:51,173 and have some fucking self-respect. 14 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:52,867 And if you leave that spitter on the table again 15 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,870 I'll give you another fucking gap, I swear to God. 16 00:01:54,974 --> 00:01:58,384 - Wham, bam, thank you Pam. - Fucking gross, dude. 17 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:01,749 - Can you help me coach? - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 18 00:02:01,854 --> 00:02:04,294 - You can't tell your coach to shut the fuck up. 19 00:02:05,495 --> 00:02:07,465 - Do I look like Ken Hitchcock? - No. 20 00:02:07,566 --> 00:02:09,996 - Just... help me out for the first game. 21 00:02:10,105 --> 00:02:11,805 - What do I look like, Reggie Dunlop? 22 00:02:11,907 --> 00:02:13,237 - A bit. - Just don't do 23 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:15,284 - what Michaels did. - Michaels didn't do much. 24 00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:17,791 - Exactly. He's useless. - I don't wanna yell at anybody. 25 00:02:17,886 --> 00:02:20,126 - Well, how are you gonna get 'em to do what you want? 26 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:21,685 - Well, I just-- - Huh?! 27 00:02:21,794 --> 00:02:24,304 - I don't want to be a bully. - It's not fucking bullying. 28 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,299 Everybody's so soft. It's tough love. 29 00:02:26,403 --> 00:02:28,413 - What's the difference? - Alright, we're teammates. 30 00:02:28,508 --> 00:02:29,638 - We're brothers. - Yeah. 31 00:02:29,743 --> 00:02:31,013 - I'd go to the wall for you. - Yeah. 32 00:02:31,113 --> 00:02:32,923 - Are you my brother? - You're my brother. 33 00:02:33,017 --> 00:02:34,647 - Would you go to the wall for me? 34 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:36,763 - I'll go to the wall. - Then you're allowed to call me 35 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,387 a fucking useless cunt on your way there. 36 00:02:38,494 --> 00:02:40,104 - Yeah?! - Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. 37 00:02:40,198 --> 00:02:42,538 - Help me out, my man, just for the first game. 38 00:02:42,636 --> 00:02:44,836 - Fuck around. Alright, you get one. 39 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:47,510 I'll show you how it's done but then you're on your own. 40 00:02:47,612 --> 00:02:48,822 Thank you, Shoresy. 41 00:02:48,915 --> 00:02:50,715 - And you're calling the line-up. 42 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:57,770 - Whoa! Sanguinet! 43 00:02:59,269 --> 00:03:01,639 - All hands for leisure suit Sanger-la. 44 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:03,480 Timmins Timber Kings, boys. 45 00:03:03,578 --> 00:03:04,908 Game fuckin' one. Goody, you ready? 46 00:03:05,014 --> 00:03:07,554 - Ready, Gatsby. - Good! 'Cause you're going. 47 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:09,592 Dolo, you ready? 48 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,301 - Good, 'cause you're going! 49 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:15,095 - Hitch, you ready? - Let's get on the go, b'ys! 50 00:03:15,201 --> 00:03:17,411 - Good, you're going! 51 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:19,276 JJ, Frankie JJ, you ready? 52 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:20,846 What? 53 00:03:21,847 --> 00:03:23,887 - Good, 'cause you're going. 54 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,516 Greet the fucking day, bud. 55 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,092 Somebody get this guy a fucking Jolt-Cola. 56 00:03:27,192 --> 00:03:28,492 Shoresy, you ready? 57 00:03:28,594 --> 00:03:29,964 - Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker? 58 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:32,074 - You're going. 59 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:34,269 I'll hand over the floor to Shoresy. 60 00:03:35,775 --> 00:03:38,475 - Well, that was fucking graceful, Sanguinet. 61 00:03:39,683 --> 00:03:43,663 Yeah, so, we've got some good fuckin' players now, so we'll run 'em up. 62 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,558 And we got three Ojibwe Jims, 63 00:03:45,662 --> 00:03:47,102 so we'll fill 'em in, eh, Sanguinet? 64 00:03:47,199 --> 00:03:49,699 - Run 'em up and fill 'em in. That's new Bulldogs hockey. 65 00:03:49,803 --> 00:03:52,043 - Now, get out of the fucking way. 66 00:03:52,142 --> 00:03:56,052 The rest of ya. You, you, you, you the most, 67 00:03:56,150 --> 00:04:00,330 you, you the second most, and you. You're useless. 68 00:04:00,425 --> 00:04:03,965 Actually, it's you the most, and you the second most. 69 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:07,106 You're young, dumb, and mostly all ugly. 70 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,105 Like Fish, I would think you're ugly, 71 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:12,349 but I saw you on a date with Samantha McMeegan at Respect is Burning, 72 00:04:12,449 --> 00:04:14,049 so you mustn't be. 73 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:15,856 - Tendy! - Shoresy! 74 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,226 - You're the worst player on our team. Great in the room, 75 00:04:18,327 --> 00:04:21,927 but you're the worst player on our team. And your mom's a fucking dog. 76 00:04:22,035 --> 00:04:26,735 Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld. Everyone knows what we call your mom. Sanguinet? 77 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,814 -I'm not saying it. - Sumofeld. 78 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:34,560 So, because we're so good, OK? 79 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,630 And he's so bad, mm-hmm, 80 00:04:37,732 --> 00:04:41,712 you serve us. 81 00:04:41,807 --> 00:04:43,107 - Got it? - How? 82 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:46,620 - Fish, Samantha McMeegan's ass is an all-time ass 83 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:49,057 in a sea of unreal Sudbury asses, so like, 84 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,786 stick tap on taking her on a date and everything. 85 00:04:51,894 --> 00:04:53,504 But if you interrupt me one more time, 86 00:04:53,598 --> 00:04:56,738 you may as well just call Tendy's dog mom to come pick ya up. 87 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:02,047 Yeah, so, Timmins got eight Apeldoorns, eh Sanguinet? 88 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:04,118 - If we beat the Apeldoorns, we beat Timmins. 89 00:05:04,219 --> 00:05:05,959 - And we're beating fucking Timmers. 90 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,886 So, if you see an Apeldoorn, 91 00:05:07,994 --> 00:05:09,164 you put a fuckin' shoulder in 'em. 92 00:05:09,263 --> 00:05:10,933 - Let 'em know you're out there, by's. 93 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:13,603 - You gotta let 'em know. - But stay out of the box. 94 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,914 Fucking loser. Fish. 95 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:17,610 - The Apeldoorns are super tough. 96 00:05:17,712 --> 00:05:19,522 - Introduce yourselves. - Jim. 97 00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:21,616 - Jim. - My name's also Jim. 98 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,920 - Problem solved. - Thanks, Jims. 99 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:25,604 - Now, as far as serving the tendy goes, 100 00:05:25,695 --> 00:05:28,225 if they're shooting, you're getting your body in front of it. 101 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:30,844 Everybody blocking shots. All you useless guys, 102 00:05:30,938 --> 00:05:33,378 blocking shots, bugging Apeldoorns, 103 00:05:33,477 --> 00:05:35,317 now everybody knows their role, eh Sanguinet? 104 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:38,215 - Everyone knows their role. Everyone does their job. 105 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:42,231 - Yeah, so... who wants to set the tone, boys? 106 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:44,229 Who's gonna fuckin' set it? 107 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,443 - You could hear a bat queef in here, gents. 108 00:05:46,537 --> 00:05:49,837 - So much for bums in seats. - Gotta start somewhere. 109 00:05:49,943 --> 00:05:51,213 We started 20 games ago. 110 00:05:51,313 --> 00:05:53,423 - Sanger in that suit, what's up? 111 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:56,417 - Sure glad we keep the season ticket holder section roped off. 112 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,263 - You got some calls to return there, Nat. 113 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:00,773 What do they want now? 114 00:06:00,865 --> 00:06:02,465 Still their money back. 115 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:54,957 - I'm definitely posting this when I get home. 116 00:07:55,061 --> 00:07:56,901 Bet she does a hundo views overnight. 117 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,068 Shut up, you fucking nerd. 118 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:03,108 - Real nice tilly, Dolo, way to set the tone. 119 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,380 - Holy fuck, then what happened, eh Tendy? 120 00:08:05,481 --> 00:08:07,821 See? You can do it! At the rate you're going, 121 00:08:07,919 --> 00:08:09,989 we're gonna have to score fucking 10 to win. 122 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:13,555 What, Frankie? 123 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,374 Holy fuck, get that guy 124 00:08:15,468 --> 00:08:17,338 some fucking smoked meat amphetamines. 125 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:19,278 - You ever had Portuguese chicken? 126 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:22,116 - Run 'em up, fill 'em in, boys, here come the Jims! 127 00:08:22,215 --> 00:08:23,815 - Don't slow down on the body, by's. 128 00:08:23,918 --> 00:08:25,048 Go straight to where they're to. 129 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:26,664 Frankie, shoot the puck! 130 00:09:14,085 --> 00:09:16,385 - Nice work, Jims. - Hey, Shoresy! 131 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,190 After the draw here, give me one. 132 00:09:18,294 --> 00:09:20,334 - Suck my dick, you fucking horse whisperer. 133 00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:22,371 - Gimme one! - You're the dumbest, ugliest, 134 00:09:22,468 --> 00:09:25,808 most insignificant Apeldoorn. You're fucking applesauce. 135 00:09:25,908 --> 00:09:27,308 Not even your brothers like you. 136 00:09:27,412 --> 00:09:29,182 You fucking come anywhere near me, Apeldoorn, 137 00:09:29,282 --> 00:09:30,622 I'll stick you right in the face-- 138 00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:32,288 - Let's fucking go then! - Right in the teeth, 139 00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:33,888 - you Dutch inbred fuck. - Come on, you pussy! 140 00:09:33,992 --> 00:09:35,492 - I'll break your teeth off at the gums, 141 00:09:35,595 --> 00:09:36,755 you fucking garlic eater. 142 00:09:39,135 --> 00:09:41,905 Shoulda had a couple of those, Tendy. Holy. 143 00:09:42,008 --> 00:09:44,378 - Sanger's suits unreal, eh? - Knows, Goody. 144 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:46,277 Suit's unbelievable. 145 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:48,353 - B'y, she's fine menswear. - Phenomenal. 146 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,424 - Thought you'd have a half dozen by now, Frankie. 147 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,764 What's it gonna take, a McCain Deep and Delicious? 148 00:09:54,866 --> 00:09:57,366 - Huh? - I'll buy you fifty Deep and Deliciouses. 149 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,612 I'll buy you DQ for a fucking month. 150 00:09:59,709 --> 00:10:01,979 How about a Dilly Bar in your belly, buddy? 151 00:10:02,081 --> 00:10:04,351 - We're gonna lose. - We can't lose. 152 00:10:04,452 --> 00:10:07,432 - If we lose... - We're not fucking losing! 153 00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:18,479 - Yo, Sanguinet in that suit, what is up? 154 00:10:18,581 --> 00:10:20,081 You, apparently. 155 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:22,264 - Miig, if you fuck that slut, you better-- 156 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,985 Keep your head up, Apeldoorn! 157 00:10:29,035 --> 00:10:32,675 - Hey, hope the stretcher's built for Dutchmen, you big galoot! 158 00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:35,075 - Fuck off, Shoresy! - What are you gonna fucking do? 159 00:10:35,181 --> 00:10:37,191 What are you gonna do, Apeldoorn? 160 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,540 - Someone call his Oma and Opa-- - Shut the fuck up! 161 00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:51,583 - You're not gonna do anything. You're not gonna do 162 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,520 fucking anything, Apeldoorn. Frankie, shoot the fucking puck! 163 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,099 Sanger, call it. 164 00:11:32,195 --> 00:11:33,455 Nichol, time out! 165 00:11:33,564 --> 00:11:35,274 - Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch. 166 00:11:35,368 --> 00:11:37,068 - Shoresy, Goody, JJ, Dolo, Hitch. 167 00:11:37,171 --> 00:11:39,011 - Fish, get the fuck out of the way. 168 00:11:39,809 --> 00:11:43,219 Alright, boys, we're not losing to a team who got their buckets 169 00:11:43,317 --> 00:11:46,287 at fucking Giant Tiger. Now, their D have been pinching all night. 170 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:47,990 What we're gonna do is we're gonna hit 'em 171 00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,633 with the beer league special, OK? 172 00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:51,599 So JJ, once that puck fucking drops, 173 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,800 I want you to B-line it straight up to centre pass through D. 174 00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:56,214 Dolo, I'm gonna wing it back to you, you flick it over 175 00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:58,509 everybody's heads, JJ skates into it. 176 00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:01,319 - Good idea. - Well, it's the best fucking 177 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,290 - idea I ever heard in my life. - Settle down. 178 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,200 - JJ, wake up! When that puck fucking drops, 179 00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:09,036 you go straight north, OK? Nord, fast. 180 00:12:09,135 --> 00:12:10,495 Fucking wreck 'em all. 181 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,574 Let's fucking get one, boys. 182 00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:12,983 Here we go, boys, here we go! 183 00:12:20,257 --> 00:12:22,627 I fucking warned you good and early, Apeldoorn, 184 00:12:22,729 --> 00:12:24,499 if you don't behave yourself, I'm coming. 185 00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:26,199 - You're a fucking pussy, Shoresy. 186 00:12:26,303 --> 00:12:27,413 As soon as this puck drops, 187 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:29,235 I'm coming for your entire fucking top row. 188 00:12:29,342 --> 00:12:30,612 - Fuck off! - I'm not kiddin'. 189 00:12:30,711 --> 00:12:32,521 I don't want this drawn on, I'm gonna cross check you 190 00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:34,085 right in the jibs, you fucking poor producer. 191 00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:36,015 - Have at it, bud. - Yeah. 192 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,793 You're gonna have Bauer stamped on your fucking bicuspids. 193 00:12:38,894 --> 00:12:40,834 Hope you're ready. 194 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:29,829 M... V... P time, Sanger, 195 00:13:29,929 --> 00:13:32,139 who gets the game stick, buddy, who gets to get it? 196 00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:33,665 - Well, tonight's game stick goes to Hud-- 197 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,471 - Huh? - Tonight's game stick goes 198 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:39,054 to Hudson, Quebec's very own, my dude, JJ Frankie JJ, yes! 199 00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:43,959 - Congratulations, buddy, have some fucking diabetes. 200 00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:45,258 - Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 201 00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:46,761 - Great tilly, Jim. - Thanks, bro. 202 00:13:46,863 --> 00:13:48,003 - Jim. - Thanks, buddy. 203 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,100 - Jim. - Really appreciate that, 204 00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:50,142 Shoresy. Means a lot. 205 00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:51,507 - Jims are such fucking beauties. 206 00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:53,306 Aren't they fucking beauties? 207 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:54,650 They're the best. 208 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,690 Oh, it's a Costco pack. So... 209 00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,627 - Yeah, like, there's beaucoup de sticks. 210 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:06,940 - Sticks are unbelievable. - I'm gut-founded, b'ys. 211 00:14:07,038 --> 00:14:08,768 What are ya thinking, Dolo? 212 00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:14,046 - Well, there's actually the perfect amount of sticks. 213 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,552 - Oh, for me too? - Shut the-- 214 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:16,624 You bet. 215 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,233 - Well, let's fire up a stick. - Wait, no, hol-- 216 00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:22,339 Like, but doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of the game stick? 217 00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:23,865 - Settle down. - It don't have to. 218 00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:25,772 - Then how would it not? - Because, the winner 219 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,375 of the game stick gets his stick first. 220 00:14:27,478 --> 00:14:28,948 - But then everyone gets a game stick. 221 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:31,118 - Phenomenal. - Yeah but, like, 222 00:14:31,219 --> 00:14:32,619 we'd still make a little thing of it. 223 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:34,532 No, right? Like, you know, first off, 224 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:37,596 so and so gets the game stick, and then-- 225 00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:39,398 - What do you mean? - Well, like, first off, 226 00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:42,742 - blank gets the game stick. - Well, if he wants I suppose. 227 00:14:45,414 --> 00:14:47,594 OK, so, OK, so... 228 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:50,615 the game stick's awarded, OK. 229 00:14:51,426 --> 00:14:53,626 That guy gets his stick first. 230 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,130 Mm-hmm. 231 00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:57,874 And then everyone else gets their stick? 232 00:14:57,973 --> 00:14:59,313 Unbelievable. 233 00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:00,949 - I don't know. - Maybe ask the Jims. 234 00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:02,846 - That's a good idea. What do you think, Jim? 235 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:04,090 - Yeah. - Jim? 236 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,185 - Yes. - Jim? 237 00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:06,617 - I'm actually lactose intolerant, 238 00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:08,593 - but I'll power through it. - Thanks, Jims. 239 00:15:08,694 --> 00:15:10,874 - So, we're all just eating sticks after Ws? 240 00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,866 - 'Till we're stogged, me son. - Sounds like a great idea. 241 00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:16,412 - That's the best fucking idea I've ever heard in my life. 242 00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:18,305 Here we go. 243 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,381 It's back-to-backers for the big Quebecker. 244 00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:35,345 Hey, did yous call your parents? 245 00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,747 - Fuck. - Fuck. 246 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,725 - Come on. What, do you want them to fucking hate ya? 247 00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:43,526 Holy! 248 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,573 Hey Goody, if you're from down south, 249 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,980 is your old man a Leafs fan, or...? 250 00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,217 - W! - W. 251 00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:52,679 - Hopefully, the Soo were paying attention. 252 00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,092 Maybe they'll only pump us 18 next time. 253 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:55,985 - The Soo are so fucking good. - Tendy should've had 254 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,219 - a couple of those. - I know! 255 00:15:57,325 --> 00:15:59,055 - I know! I know. 256 00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:00,925 I'm not playing another game 257 00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:02,902 with Shoresy bitching to the boys about it. 258 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,173 - Us too, Nat. It's nice to win and everything, 259 00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,384 but not with Shoresy at the helm. 260 00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:08,246 Shoresy's not at the helm. 261 00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:09,377 I'm running the ship. 262 00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:10,992 - On paper. 263 00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,116 What the fuck, Sanguinet? 264 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,231 - I asked Shoresy to help me ease in. That's on me. 265 00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:16,557 But this is my show now. 266 00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,673 I don't know, Sanger. 267 00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:20,597 It's either me or Shoresy. 268 00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:24,512 Fuck it. I quit. 269 00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:27,052 - Then go, you fucking piece of shit. 270 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:28,491 Go cry in your car! 271 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,687 I'll find you a fucking ball hockey team 272 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,361 for you to let 20 goals in a game, you fucking piece of shit! 273 00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:35,303 - You fucking suck! - This is my show now. 274 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:36,601 I'll keep Shoresy between the lines. 275 00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:38,443 - Oh yeah? - Yeah, it'll be different. 276 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,280 - Are you sure? - How many times you want him 277 00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,847 to fucking say it, Fish? 278 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,560 Are you coming or going, boys? 279 00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:51,967 Let's get another W. 280 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,123 What are you doin' now? 281 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,433 Coulson, you? 282 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,225 - Going to the fucking Coulson. Let's go, boys. 283 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,570 Fuck me! 284 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,680 What's up? 285 00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:17,694 - Call the Coulson, open up a tab for Sanger. 286 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,885 Open one up at Peppe too, the boys'll be hungry. 287 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,260 - Where are you going? - To get us a tender. 288 00:17:29,776 --> 00:17:32,416 - Aw, the Sudbury Papaya Poodles. As I live and breathe. 289 00:17:32,515 --> 00:17:35,645 - Yeah, somebody probably already told you, but we just dusted Timmins. 290 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,664 - Nope. - Yeah, the Sudbury Bulldogs 291 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,658 - just dusted Timmers. - I don't care. 292 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,672 - Got a dip? - You guys like paninis? 293 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,066 - Oh yeah, the boys love panini. - Paninis are unbelievable. 294 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:47,282 - Alright, menu's on the wall. - That's a lot of paninis. 295 00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:48,848 - They got a ton of paninis here. 296 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:50,820 Good cuisine. 297 00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,288 - Do you have any chicken fingers? 298 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,588 - Like, for your little brother? - No. 299 00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:56,632 - We don't have chicken fingers. - Chicken tenders? 300 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,430 - Goody loves chicken. - No! 301 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,373 - Chicken strips? - Look, if you want pub food, 302 00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:02,781 you go around the corner to the Dog House, best wings in town. 303 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,405 - They got popcorn chicken? - Who is this kid? 304 00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:07,754 - How's the Pitter-Patter panini, b'ys? 305 00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:10,422 - I'd have one every day of the week if the price was right. 306 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,934 Fuck you, Shoresy. 307 00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:18,272 - Five Pitter-Patters for the Sudbury Cantaloupe Cockapoos. 308 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:34,641 - Jesus, where ya' longs to? - Who is that? 309 00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:36,937 Who? 310 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,893 By's, who knit her? 311 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,663 You like chicken brochette? 312 00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:52,139 - Sanger, Shoresy, Goody, Dolo and Hitch. 313 00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,981 And it's kind of funny with Hitch, 'cause his full name is Ted Hitchcock. 314 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,090 But if you say it real fast, it sounds like ten-inch cock. 315 00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,292 Yeah. And this is Pam. 316 00:19:01,392 --> 00:19:04,702 - Huh. Laurence Leboeuf? Fuckin' A. 317 00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,869 - Pam, can you fix me a Martoonie please? 318 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,481 - Put your jibs in. Have some fuckin' self-respect. 319 00:19:09,575 --> 00:19:11,105 Laurence Leboeuf is here. 320 00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:16,021 - Hey, don't you think Frankie looks like Yukon Cornelius? 321 00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:21,067 Really? 322 00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:26,244 Really? 323 00:19:29,882 --> 00:19:31,692 - Yeah, I know. - Mm-hmm. That's good you know. 324 00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,826 - That's like, Frankie never forgets a toaster strudel. 325 00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:36,756 Never seen anything like it. 326 00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:44,414 - The pride of Quebec? - The pride of Quebec! 327 00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:47,282 - Well, I hate to be the one to tell you, but did you know 328 00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:49,924 that the pride of Quebec can hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze 329 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,393 pack of mini-chocolate bars 330 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:52,963 in one episode of Cold Water Cowboys? 331 00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:55,133 - Oh, fuck you. - Hey, you ever seen a grown man 332 00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:57,674 dip pizza bread in Dunk-a-Roos frosting? 333 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,264 Oh, the girls? Oh, they might. 334 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,231 I prefer women. 335 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,969 - You ever had bacon-wrapped water chestnuts? 336 00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:18,053 Mark? 337 00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,422 Michaels? 338 00:20:24,993 --> 00:20:26,203 Nat! 339 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,500 Your front door was open. 340 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,140 Oh yeah, leave it open. 341 00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:32,437 - Why? - Well, just in case 342 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:35,411 anyone wants to hang out. I even, I wrote a little note in the laundry room too, 343 00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:37,554 if anyone wants to hang out, I got beers and stuff. 344 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,116 - Change your number? - My phone number? 345 00:20:40,224 --> 00:20:41,434 Your mambo number 5. 346 00:20:41,526 --> 00:20:42,926 I don't have a phone. 347 00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:44,869 You used to have a phone. 348 00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:48,444 - I sold it. - Why? 349 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,363 What happened to all the money I paid you? 350 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,028 Nat. 351 00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:04,137 - You've ever been in love? - Oh my God. Michaels! 352 00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:05,668 With a woman, OK? 353 00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,284 You spent it all on her? 354 00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:10,948 No. Well, I mean, yeah. 355 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,332 - On what? - I don't know, like, presents. 356 00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:16,757 Keepsakes. 357 00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:18,795 Student debt. 358 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,740 - And then she just left with all of it? 359 00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,439 Just answer the question. 360 00:21:24,078 --> 00:21:25,278 Have you ever been in love? 361 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:28,920 - Goalies are always so weird. - 'Cause I have. 362 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,825 She didn't love me back. No. 363 00:21:34,098 --> 00:21:35,998 But I'll tell you what she did love. 364 00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:43,023 Giving squeezers off the side of Party Islands in Wasaga Beach. 365 00:21:44,752 --> 00:21:47,262 - Nat. - Yup. 366 00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,498 What's an aqua dump? 367 00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,965 - I want you to come back to the team. 368 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,267 What?! 369 00:21:53,971 --> 00:21:56,181 You want me to come back and coach a guy 370 00:21:56,276 --> 00:21:58,006 who gave my sweety a jelly bracelet? 371 00:21:58,113 --> 00:21:59,423 - Um-- - You want me to pretend 372 00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:01,745 it's not a big deal that she gave him an old-fashioned?! 373 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,523 - Her brothers are super weird but, dude-- 374 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,703 - No, no, no! She used to call me dude! 375 00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,196 - You've got-- - What's an aqua dump?! 376 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,270 - It's taking a dump in a body of water! 377 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,780 - So Mercedes gave Sanguinet a hand-made 378 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,645 while Shoresy was taking a dump in the water? Fuck! 379 00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,477 - Your-- - You must think I'm in... 380 00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:18,894 Your dick is out! 381 00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:22,185 Oh. 382 00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,097 You must think I'm in pretty tough shape 383 00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:29,814 to come back and even consider coaching the... 384 00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:34,324 Didn't you change your name, what are ya? Furbaby Bulldogs? 385 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,657 - I don't want you to coach. - Good. 'Cause I ain't. 386 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,460 I want you to play. 387 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:49,423 Hm. 388 00:22:50,784 --> 00:22:52,424 Well... 389 00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,790 I'm retired. 390 00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:56,802 Look around, Michaels. 391 00:22:56,896 --> 00:23:00,496 You've got nothing going on. Nothing going for you. 392 00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:04,314 - Did you know that they used to call me "Never Misses the Mark Michaels?" 393 00:23:04,412 --> 00:23:08,422 - If you wanna get back on your feet, it starts with the boys. 394 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,030 And a night at the Coulson. Tip your server. 395 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,825 Well, I do miss those boys. 396 00:23:12,928 --> 00:23:15,798 - And they miss you. - Uh... 397 00:23:15,901 --> 00:23:17,741 Y... One would think. 398 00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:20,236 - Same pay? - No. 399 00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:27,623 - Well, then I want an apology from Sanguinet. 400 00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:29,255 - Sure. - And Shoresy. 401 00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:30,502 Shit. 402 00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:31,727 Man to man. 403 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,873 - Why do you care what that mutant thinks? 404 00:23:33,971 --> 00:23:36,111 - 'Cause I run the show, you fucking idiot. 405 00:23:36,209 --> 00:23:37,979 Get in the box, you fucking loser. 406 00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:39,849 - Are you fucking serious, Shoresy? 407 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:42,150 - Settle down, Cory, you'll pop a neck zit. 408 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,924 - What a joke. - What a joke, eh? 409 00:23:44,024 --> 00:23:46,234 Says the guy sitting in the box taking his bucket off 410 00:23:46,329 --> 00:23:49,369 every ten seconds to whip his hair around for his broad. 411 00:23:49,468 --> 00:23:52,778 Hey, Liam, who am I? Oh, man, my hair's in my eyes again. 412 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,275 I hate when this happens. 413 00:23:54,378 --> 00:23:56,948 Better take my fucking bucket off again, it's so annoying. 414 00:23:57,051 --> 00:23:59,921 - I posted your buddy Dolo's fight and you didn't even say thanks. 415 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,993 - Posted it where? - Community bulletin board, 416 00:24:02,094 --> 00:24:03,634 you dumb fuck, go run and check it. 417 00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,870 - YouTube. It's almost at 10k views. 418 00:24:05,968 --> 00:24:07,838 : You're an idiot for not monetizing that. 419 00:24:07,938 --> 00:24:09,938 : Shut up, Cory, you fucking nerd. 420 00:24:10,043 --> 00:24:11,713 : Shoresy, if they snipe on this PP, 421 00:24:11,813 --> 00:24:13,583 I'm firing a clappy at your head. 422 00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:16,593 : The clappy you fire off the glass 40 times in warm up, Cory? 423 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,789 You got the scouts just buzzing with that muffin. 424 00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:22,603 They're calling you fucking Kyle Connor McDavid Pastrnak. 425 00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:24,001 : Fuck you, Shoresy. 426 00:24:24,105 --> 00:24:26,335 : Calling you fucking Scott Stevens Stamkos. 427 00:24:26,442 --> 00:24:29,722 : Fuck off. : Fucking Bobby Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. 428 00:24:29,815 --> 00:24:31,445 Hey, you got a dip? 429 00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:37,662 - Season ticket holders? Refunds? 430 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,973 - Tell them to fuck off! - Shh! 431 00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:41,940 - They don't want them anymore. - What do they want? 432 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,010 - Making sure they still have their seats. 433 00:24:44,111 --> 00:24:45,781 - Fuck off! - Shh! 434 00:24:45,881 --> 00:24:46,851 Bums in seats? 435 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:49,190 - We'll be in at least the dozens. 436 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,185 Nice work, sluts. 32122

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