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You take my lane one
time tonight, Apeldoorn,
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and I'll take your entire
fuckin' top row!
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What do you mean,
you don't know how?
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- I just--
- Huh?
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- I just don't.
- It's not as if it's fucking
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- quantum teleportation.
- I know.
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It's coaching senior hockey,
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it's not fucking
crypto currency.
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- I can do it, my dude.
I'm just saying I've never
done it before.
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- Well, anyone can do it,
it's not fuckin' round-a-bouts.
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- Well, look, the Sudbury
Raspberry Rottweilers.
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- Pamski!
- Ugh, put your jibs in
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and have some fucking
self-respect.
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And if you leave that spitter
on the table again
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I'll give you another fucking
gap, I swear to God.
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- Wham, bam, thank you Pam.
- Fucking gross, dude.
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- Can you help me coach?
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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- You can't tell your coach
to shut the fuck up.
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- Do I look like Ken Hitchcock?
- No.
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- Just... help me out
for the first game.
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- What do I look like,
Reggie Dunlop?
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- A bit.
- Just don't do
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- what Michaels did.
- Michaels didn't do much.
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- Exactly. He's useless.
- I don't wanna yell at anybody.
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- Well, how are you gonna
get 'em to do what you want?
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- Well, I just--
- Huh?!
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- I don't want to be a bully.
- It's not fucking bullying.
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Everybody's so soft.
It's tough love.
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- What's the difference?
- Alright, we're teammates.
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- We're brothers.
- Yeah.
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- I'd go to the wall for you.
- Yeah.
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- Are you my brother?
- You're my brother.
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- Would you go to
the wall for me?
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- I'll go to the wall.
- Then you're allowed to call me
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a fucking useless cunt
on your way there.
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- Yeah?!
- Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
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- Help me out, my man,
just for the first game.
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- Fuck around.
Alright, you get one.
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I'll show you how it's done
but then you're on your own.
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Thank you, Shoresy.
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- And you're calling
the line-up.
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- Whoa! Sanguinet!
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- All hands for leisure
suit Sanger-la.
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Timmins Timber Kings, boys.
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Game fuckin' one.
Goody, you ready?
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- Ready, Gatsby.
- Good! 'Cause you're going.
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Dolo, you ready?
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- Good, 'cause you're going!
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- Hitch, you ready?
- Let's get on the go, b'ys!
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- Good, you're going!
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JJ, Frankie JJ, you ready?
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What?
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- Good, 'cause you're going.
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Greet the fucking day, bud.
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Somebody get this guy
a fucking Jolt-Cola.
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Shoresy, you ready?
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- Give your balls a tug,
tit-fucker?
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- You're going.
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I'll hand over the floor
to Shoresy.
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- Well, that was fucking
graceful, Sanguinet.
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Yeah, so, we've got some
good fuckin' players now,
so we'll run 'em up.
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And we got three Ojibwe Jims,
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so we'll fill 'em in,
eh, Sanguinet?
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- Run 'em up and fill 'em in.
That's new Bulldogs hockey.
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- Now, get out
of the fucking way.
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The rest of ya.
You, you, you, you the most,
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you, you the second most,
and you. You're useless.
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Actually, it's you the most,
and you the second most.
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You're young, dumb,
and mostly all ugly.
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Like Fish, I would think
you're ugly,
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but I saw you on a date
with Samantha McMeegan at
Respect is Burning,
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so you mustn't be.
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- Tendy!
- Shoresy!
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- You're the worst player
on our team. Great in the room,
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but you're the worst player
on our team. And your mom's
a fucking dog.
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Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld.
Everyone knows what we call
your mom. Sanguinet?
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-I'm not saying it.
- Sumofeld.
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So, because we're so good, OK?
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And he's so bad, mm-hmm,
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you serve us.
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- Got it?
- How?
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- Fish, Samantha McMeegan's ass
is an all-time ass
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in a sea of unreal
Sudbury asses, so like,
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stick tap on taking her
on a date and everything.
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But if you interrupt me
one more time,
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you may as well just
call Tendy's dog mom
to come pick ya up.
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Yeah, so, Timmins got eight
Apeldoorns, eh Sanguinet?
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- If we beat the Apeldoorns,
we beat Timmins.
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- And we're beating
fucking Timmers.
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So, if you see an Apeldoorn,
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you put a fuckin'
shoulder in 'em.
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- Let 'em know you're
out there, by's.
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- You gotta let 'em know.
- But stay out of the box.
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Fucking loser. Fish.
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- The Apeldoorns
are super tough.
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- Introduce yourselves.
- Jim.
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- Jim.
- My name's also Jim.
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- Problem solved.
- Thanks, Jims.
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- Now, as far as serving
the tendy goes,
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if they're shooting,
you're getting your body
in front of it.
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Everybody blocking shots.
All you useless guys,
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blocking shots,
bugging Apeldoorns,
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now everybody knows their role,
eh Sanguinet?
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- Everyone knows their role.
Everyone does their job.
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- Yeah, so... who wants to set
the tone, boys?
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Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
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- You could hear a bat queef
in here, gents.
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- So much for bums in seats.
- Gotta start somewhere.
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We started 20 games ago.
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- Sanger in that suit,
what's up?
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- Sure glad we keep
the season ticket holder
section roped off.
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- You got some calls
to return there, Nat.
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What do they want now?
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Still their money back.
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- I'm definitely posting this
when I get home.
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Bet she does a hundo views
overnight.
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Shut up, you fucking nerd.
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- Real nice tilly, Dolo,
way to set the tone.
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- Holy fuck, then what happened,
eh Tendy?
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See? You can do it!
At the rate you're going,
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we're gonna have to score
fucking 10 to win.
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What, Frankie?
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Holy fuck, get that guy
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some fucking smoked
meat amphetamines.
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- You ever had
Portuguese chicken?
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- Run 'em up, fill 'em in, boys,
here come the Jims!
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- Don't slow down
on the body, by's.
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Go straight to where they're to.
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Frankie, shoot the puck!
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- Nice work, Jims.
- Hey, Shoresy!
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After the draw here,
give me one.
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- Suck my dick,
you fucking horse whisperer.
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- Gimme one!
- You're the dumbest, ugliest,
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most insignificant Apeldoorn.
You're fucking applesauce.
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Not even your brothers
like you.
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You fucking come
anywhere near me, Apeldoorn,
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I'll stick you right
in the face--
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- Let's fucking go then!
- Right in the teeth,
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- you Dutch inbred fuck.
- Come on, you pussy!
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- I'll break your teeth off
at the gums,
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you fucking garlic eater.
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Shoulda had a couple of those,
Tendy. Holy.
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- Sanger's suits unreal, eh?
- Knows, Goody.
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Suit's unbelievable.
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- B'y, she's fine menswear.
- Phenomenal.
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- Thought you'd have
a half dozen by now, Frankie.
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What's it gonna take,
a McCain Deep and Delicious?
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- Huh?
- I'll buy you fifty
Deep and Deliciouses.
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I'll buy you DQ
for a fucking month.
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How about a Dilly Bar
in your belly, buddy?
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- We're gonna lose.
- We can't lose.
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- If we lose...
- We're not fucking losing!
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- Yo, Sanguinet in that suit,
what is up?
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You, apparently.
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- Miig, if you fuck that slut,
you better--
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Keep your head up, Apeldoorn!
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- Hey, hope the stretcher's
built for Dutchmen,
you big galoot!
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- Fuck off, Shoresy!
- What are you gonna fucking do?
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What are you gonna do,
Apeldoorn?
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- Someone call his Oma and Opa--
- Shut the fuck up!
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- You're not gonna do anything.
You're not gonna do
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fucking anything, Apeldoorn.
Frankie, shoot the fucking puck!
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Sanger, call it.
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Nichol, time out!
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- Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch.
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- Shoresy, Goody, JJ,
Dolo, Hitch.
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- Fish, get the fuck
out of the way.
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Alright, boys, we're not losing
to a team who got their buckets
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at fucking Giant Tiger.
Now, their D have been
pinching all night.
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What we're gonna do
is we're gonna hit 'em
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with the beer league
special, OK?
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So JJ, once that puck
fucking drops,
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I want you to B-line it
straight up to centre
pass through D.
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Dolo, I'm gonna wing it
back to you, you flick it over
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everybody's heads,
JJ skates into it.
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- Good idea.
- Well, it's the best fucking
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- idea I ever heard in my life.
- Settle down.
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- JJ, wake up!
When that puck fucking drops,
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you go straight north, OK?
Nord, fast.
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Fucking wreck 'em all.
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Let's fucking get one, boys.
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Here we go, boys, here we go!
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I fucking warned you
good and early, Apeldoorn,
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if you don't behave yourself,
I'm coming.
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- You're a fucking pussy,
Shoresy.
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As soon as this puck drops,
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I'm coming for your entire
fucking top row.
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- Fuck off!
- I'm not kiddin'.
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I don't want this drawn on,
I'm gonna cross check you
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right in the jibs,
you fucking poor producer.
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- Have at it, bud.
- Yeah.
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You're gonna have Bauer stamped
on your fucking bicuspids.
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Hope you're ready.
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M... V... P time, Sanger,
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who gets the game stick, buddy,
who gets to get it?
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- Well, tonight's game stick
goes to Hud--
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- Huh?
- Tonight's game stick goes
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to Hudson, Quebec's very own,
my dude, JJ Frankie JJ, yes!
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- Congratulations, buddy,
have some fucking diabetes.
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- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
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- Great tilly, Jim.
- Thanks, bro.
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- Jim.
- Thanks, buddy.
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- Jim.
- Really appreciate that,
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Shoresy. Means a lot.
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- Jims are such fucking
beauties.
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Aren't they fucking beauties?
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They're the best.
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Oh, it's a Costco pack. So...
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- Yeah, like, there's
beaucoup de sticks.
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- Sticks are unbelievable.
- I'm gut-founded, b'ys.
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What are ya thinking, Dolo?
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- Well, there's actually
the perfect amount of sticks.
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- Oh, for me too?
- Shut the--
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You bet.
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- Well, let's fire up a stick.
- Wait, no, hol--
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Like, but doesn't that kind
of defeat the purpose
of the game stick?
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- Settle down.
- It don't have to.
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- Then how would it not?
- Because, the winner
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of the game stick
gets his stick first.
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- But then everyone
gets a game stick.
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- Phenomenal.
- Yeah but, like,
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we'd still make
a little thing of it.
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00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:34,532
No, right? Like, you know,
first off,
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so and so
gets the game stick, and then--
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- What do you mean?
- Well, like, first off,
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- blank gets the game stick.
- Well, if he wants I suppose.
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OK, so, OK, so...
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the game stick's awarded, OK.
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That guy gets his stick first.
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Mm-hmm.
231
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:57,874
And then everyone else
gets their stick?
232
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Unbelievable.
233
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:00,949
- I don't know.
- Maybe ask the Jims.
234
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:02,846
- That's a good idea.
What do you think, Jim?
235
00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:04,090
- Yeah.
- Jim?
236
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,185
- Yes.
- Jim?
237
00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:06,617
- I'm actually lactose
intolerant,
238
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:08,593
- but I'll power through it.
- Thanks, Jims.
239
00:15:08,694 --> 00:15:10,874
- So, we're all just eating
sticks after Ws?
240
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,866
- 'Till we're stogged, me son.
- Sounds like a great idea.
241
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:16,412
- That's the best fucking idea
I've ever heard in my life.
242
00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:18,305
Here we go.
243
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,381
It's back-to-backers
for the big Quebecker.
244
00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:35,345
Hey, did yous call your parents?
245
00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,747
- Fuck.
- Fuck.
246
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,725
- Come on. What, do you want
them to fucking hate ya?
247
00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:43,526
Holy!
248
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,573
Hey Goody, if you're
from down south,
249
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,980
is your old man
a Leafs fan, or...?
250
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,217
- W!
- W.
251
00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:52,679
- Hopefully, the Soo were
paying attention.
252
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,092
Maybe they'll only pump us
18 next time.
253
00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:55,985
- The Soo are so fucking good.
- Tendy should've had
254
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,219
- a couple of those.
- I know!
255
00:15:57,325 --> 00:15:59,055
- I know!
I know.
256
00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:00,925
I'm not playing another game
257
00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:02,902
with Shoresy bitching
to the boys about it.
258
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,173
- Us too, Nat. It's nice to win
and everything,
259
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,384
but not with Shoresy
at the helm.
260
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:08,246
Shoresy's not at the helm.
261
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:09,377
I'm running the ship.
262
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:10,992
- On paper.
263
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,116
What the fuck, Sanguinet?
264
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,231
- I asked Shoresy to help me
ease in. That's on me.
265
00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:16,557
But this is my show now.
266
00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,673
I don't know, Sanger.
267
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:20,597
It's either me or Shoresy.
268
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:24,512
Fuck it. I quit.
269
00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:27,052
- Then go, you fucking
piece of shit.
270
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:28,491
Go cry in your car!
271
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,687
I'll find you a fucking
ball hockey team
272
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,361
for you to let 20 goals in a
game, you fucking piece of shit!
273
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:35,303
- You fucking suck!
- This is my show now.
274
00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:36,601
I'll keep Shoresy
between the lines.
275
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:38,443
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah, it'll be different.
276
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,280
- Are you sure?
- How many times you want him
277
00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,847
to fucking say it, Fish?
278
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,560
Are you coming or going, boys?
279
00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:51,967
Let's get another W.
280
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,123
What are you doin' now?
281
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,433
Coulson, you?
282
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,225
- Going to the fucking Coulson.
Let's go, boys.
283
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,570
Fuck me!
284
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,680
What's up?
285
00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:17,694
- Call the Coulson,
open up a tab for Sanger.
286
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,885
Open one up at Peppe too,
the boys'll be hungry.
287
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,260
- Where are you going?
- To get us a tender.
288
00:17:29,776 --> 00:17:32,416
- Aw, the Sudbury Papaya
Poodles. As I live and breathe.
289
00:17:32,515 --> 00:17:35,645
- Yeah, somebody probably
already told you, but we just
dusted Timmins.
290
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,664
- Nope.
- Yeah, the Sudbury Bulldogs
291
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,658
- just dusted Timmers.
- I don't care.
292
00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,672
- Got a dip?
- You guys like paninis?
293
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,066
- Oh yeah, the boys love panini.
- Paninis are unbelievable.
294
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:47,282
- Alright, menu's on the wall.
- That's a lot of paninis.
295
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:48,848
- They got a ton
of paninis here.
296
00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:50,820
Good cuisine.
297
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,288
- Do you have
any chicken fingers?
298
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,588
- Like, for your little brother?
- No.
299
00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:56,632
- We don't have chicken fingers.
- Chicken tenders?
300
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,430
- Goody loves chicken.
- No!
301
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,373
- Chicken strips?
- Look, if you want pub food,
302
00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:02,781
you go around the corner to the
Dog House, best wings in town.
303
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,405
- They got popcorn chicken?
- Who is this kid?
304
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:07,754
- How's the Pitter-Patter
panini, b'ys?
305
00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:10,422
- I'd have one every day of
the week if the price was right.
306
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,934
Fuck you, Shoresy.
307
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:18,272
- Five Pitter-Patters
for the Sudbury Cantaloupe
Cockapoos.
308
00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:34,641
- Jesus, where ya' longs to?
- Who is that?
309
00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:36,937
Who?
310
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,893
By's, who knit her?
311
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,663
You like chicken brochette?
312
00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:52,139
- Sanger, Shoresy, Goody,
Dolo and Hitch.
313
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,981
And it's kind of funny
with Hitch, 'cause his full
name is Ted Hitchcock.
314
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,090
But if you say it real fast,
it sounds like ten-inch cock.
315
00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,292
Yeah. And this is Pam.
316
00:19:01,392 --> 00:19:04,702
- Huh. Laurence Leboeuf?
Fuckin' A.
317
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,869
- Pam, can you fix me
a Martoonie please?
318
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,481
- Put your jibs in.
Have some fuckin' self-respect.
319
00:19:09,575 --> 00:19:11,105
Laurence Leboeuf is here.
320
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:16,021
- Hey, don't you think Frankie
looks like Yukon Cornelius?
321
00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:21,067
Really?
322
00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:26,244
Really?
323
00:19:29,882 --> 00:19:31,692
- Yeah, I know.
- Mm-hmm. That's good you know.
324
00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,826
- That's like, Frankie never
forgets a toaster strudel.
325
00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:36,756
Never seen anything like it.
326
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:44,414
- The pride of Quebec?
- The pride of Quebec!
327
00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:47,282
- Well, I hate to be the one
to tell you, but did you know
328
00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:49,924
that the pride of Quebec can
hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze
329
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,393
pack of mini-chocolate bars
330
00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:52,963
in one episode of
Cold Water Cowboys?
331
00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:55,133
- Oh, fuck you.
- Hey, you ever seen a grown man
332
00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:57,674
dip pizza bread in
Dunk-a-Roos frosting?
333
00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,264
Oh, the girls? Oh, they might.
334
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,231
I prefer women.
335
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,969
- You ever had bacon-wrapped
water chestnuts?
336
00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:18,053
Mark?
337
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,422
Michaels?
338
00:20:24,993 --> 00:20:26,203
Nat!
339
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,500
Your front door was open.
340
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,140
Oh yeah, leave it open.
341
00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:32,437
- Why?
- Well, just in case
342
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:35,411
anyone wants to hang out.
I even, I wrote a little note
in the laundry room too,
343
00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:37,554
if anyone wants to hang out,
I got beers and stuff.
344
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,116
- Change your number?
- My phone number?
345
00:20:40,224 --> 00:20:41,434
Your mambo number 5.
346
00:20:41,526 --> 00:20:42,926
I don't have a phone.
347
00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:44,869
You used to have a phone.
348
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:48,444
- I sold it.
- Why?
349
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,363
What happened to all the money
I paid you?
350
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,028
Nat.
351
00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:04,137
- You've ever been in love?
- Oh my God. Michaels!
352
00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:05,668
With a woman, OK?
353
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,284
You spent it all on her?
354
00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:10,948
No. Well, I mean, yeah.
355
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,332
- On what?
- I don't know, like, presents.
356
00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:16,757
Keepsakes.
357
00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:18,795
Student debt.
358
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,740
- And then she just left
with all of it?
359
00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,439
Just answer the question.
360
00:21:24,078 --> 00:21:25,278
Have you ever been in love?
361
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:28,920
- Goalies are always so weird.
- 'Cause I have.
362
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,825
She didn't love me back. No.
363
00:21:34,098 --> 00:21:35,998
But I'll tell you
what she did love.
364
00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:43,023
Giving squeezers off the side of
Party Islands in Wasaga Beach.
365
00:21:44,752 --> 00:21:47,262
- Nat.
- Yup.
366
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,498
What's an aqua dump?
367
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,965
- I want you to come back
to the team.
368
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,267
What?!
369
00:21:53,971 --> 00:21:56,181
You want me to come back
and coach a guy
370
00:21:56,276 --> 00:21:58,006
who gave my sweety
a jelly bracelet?
371
00:21:58,113 --> 00:21:59,423
- Um--
- You want me to pretend
372
00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:01,745
it's not a big deal that she
gave him an old-fashioned?!
373
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,523
- Her brothers are super weird
but, dude--
374
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,703
- No, no, no! She used
to call me dude!
375
00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,196
- You've got--
- What's an aqua dump?!
376
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,270
- It's taking a dump
in a body of water!
377
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,780
- So Mercedes gave Sanguinet
a hand-made
378
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,645
while Shoresy was taking
a dump in the water? Fuck!
379
00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,477
- Your--
- You must think I'm in...
380
00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:18,894
Your dick is out!
381
00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:22,185
Oh.
382
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,097
You must think I'm in pretty
tough shape
383
00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:29,814
to come back and
even consider coaching the...
384
00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:34,324
Didn't you change your name,
what are ya? Furbaby Bulldogs?
385
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,657
- I don't want you to coach.
- Good. 'Cause I ain't.
386
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,460
I want you to play.
387
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:49,423
Hm.
388
00:22:50,784 --> 00:22:52,424
Well...
389
00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,790
I'm retired.
390
00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:56,802
Look around, Michaels.
391
00:22:56,896 --> 00:23:00,496
You've got nothing going on.
Nothing going for you.
392
00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:04,314
- Did you know that they used
to call me "Never Misses
the Mark Michaels?"
393
00:23:04,412 --> 00:23:08,422
- If you wanna get back on your
feet, it starts with the boys.
394
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,030
And a night at the Coulson.
Tip your server.
395
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,825
Well, I do miss those boys.
396
00:23:12,928 --> 00:23:15,798
- And they miss you.
- Uh...
397
00:23:15,901 --> 00:23:17,741
Y... One would think.
398
00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:20,236
- Same pay?
- No.
399
00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:27,623
- Well, then I want
an apology from Sanguinet.
400
00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:29,255
- Sure.
- And Shoresy.
401
00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:30,502
Shit.
402
00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:31,727
Man to man.
403
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,873
- Why do you care what
that mutant thinks?
404
00:23:33,971 --> 00:23:36,111
- 'Cause I run the show,you fucking idiot.
405
00:23:36,209 --> 00:23:37,979
Get in the box,
you fucking loser.
406
00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:39,849
- Are you fucking serious,
Shoresy?
407
00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:42,150
- Settle down, Cory,
you'll pop a neck zit.
408
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,924
- What a joke.
- What a joke, eh?
409
00:23:44,024 --> 00:23:46,234
Says the guy sitting in the box
taking his bucket off
410
00:23:46,329 --> 00:23:49,369
every ten seconds to whip
his hair around for his broad.
411
00:23:49,468 --> 00:23:52,778
Hey, Liam, who am I? Oh, man,
my hair's in my eyes again.
412
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,275
I hate when this happens.
413
00:23:54,378 --> 00:23:56,948
Better take my fucking bucket
off again, it's so annoying.
414
00:23:57,051 --> 00:23:59,921
- I posted your buddy
Dolo's fight and you didn't
even say thanks.
415
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,993
- Posted it where?
- Community bulletin board,
416
00:24:02,094 --> 00:24:03,634
you dumb fuck,
go run and check it.
417
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,870
- YouTube. It's almost
at 10k views.
418
00:24:05,968 --> 00:24:07,838
: You're an idiotfor not monetizing that.
419
00:24:07,938 --> 00:24:09,938
: Shut up, Cory,you fucking nerd.
420
00:24:10,043 --> 00:24:11,713
: Shoresy, if they snipeon this PP,
421
00:24:11,813 --> 00:24:13,583
I'm firing a clappyat your head.
422
00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:16,593
: The clappyyou fire off the glass40 times in warm up, Cory?
423
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,789
You got the scouts just buzzing
with that muffin.
424
00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:22,603
They're calling you fuckingKyle Connor McDavid Pastrnak.
425
00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:24,001
: Fuck you, Shoresy.
426
00:24:24,105 --> 00:24:26,335
: Calling you fuckingScott Stevens Stamkos.
427
00:24:26,442 --> 00:24:29,722
: Fuck off.: Fucking Bobby RyanNugent-Hopkins.
428
00:24:29,815 --> 00:24:31,445
Hey, you got a dip?
429
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:37,662
- Season ticket holders?
Refunds?
430
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,973
- Tell them to fuck off!
- Shh!
431
00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:41,940
- They don't want them anymore.
- What do they want?
432
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,010
- Making sure they still
have their seats.
433
00:24:44,111 --> 00:24:45,781
- Fuck off!
- Shh!
434
00:24:45,881 --> 00:24:46,851
Bums in seats?
435
00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:49,190
- We'll be in at least
the dozens.
436
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,185
Nice work, sluts.
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