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- Bonjour tout le mondeet bienvenue.
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Anik Archambault here
for BROdude Energy
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with another edition
of Questionable Call,
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the show where we take
your unconventional
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hockey questions to the people
who know the game best.
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On today's panel, we've got
Olympic hockey gold medallist
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and TSN personality,
Tessa Bonhomme.
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- Hi, Anik.
- From the juggernaut
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Spittin' Chiclet's podcast,
Mr. Brian McGonagle,
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AKA Rear Admiral, but best known
around the hockey world
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as simply RA.
Thanks for joining us.
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Merci for having me, Anik.
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- And last, and least,
the big shot...
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- Big shot?
- Formerly of Fox Sports 1.
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- And I think you mean last
but now least, Anik.
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- No. Host of Sportscentre
with mister Jay "Onray".
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- That's Onrait.
- Mr. Jay "Onray".
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- A little language barrier
there, I think. It's fine.
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- Today's first question comes
from John and Nancy Larocque
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of Strathroy, Ontario,
and they ask,
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"What's the dirtiest play
in hockey?"
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Tessa, we'll start with you.
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- Look, I don't know
if it's the dirtiest,
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but it's definitely top three.
Gotta be the slew-foot.
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You're gonna take my feet out
from underneath me,
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I'm definitely making
you eat the lumber.
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- You know what's like
slew-footing, but way more
irritating?
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Didn't ask yet, Jay. RA?
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- Bruins fans
are forever scarred
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for what Ulf Samuelsson did to
our lord and saviour Cam Neely.
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So, going knee on knee is
the dirtiest play in hockey.
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- Jay?
- Yes. The dirtiest--
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- We'll get to you
right after me.
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The dirtiest play in hockey
is submarining.
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The dirtiest?
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- You line up a guy
and he's up here.
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By the time you make contact,
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he's down here.
That's dirty.
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- I'd argue that taking a run
into the numbers
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is dirtier than that but--
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-No one asked you yet!
-No one asked me yet!
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- Jay.
- Anik.
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- What's the dirtiest play
in hockey?
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Yes. Last but not least,
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if it's the dirtiest play
off the ice,
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it's certainly the dirtiest play
on the ice.
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Sucker punching.
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- Slew-foot, submarine,
sucker punch.
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Is that the Brad Marchand
hat trick?
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- Hey. You want 300 career
goals, a Stanley Cup,
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All-Star year, you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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- Question number two
comes from the staff
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at Saint Sacrement Tavern
in Montreal, Quebec.
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"Who is the dirtiest player
of all time?"
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- OK. Hold on.
I'm sure you guys
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all have your own answers
for this.
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- Pronger.
- Ciccarelli.
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- Samuelsson.
- Look, fair.
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But I covered
the National Senior Championship
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a couple of years ago.
Lady, gents,
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the dirtiest player by far
of all time is a dude called--
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- Shoresy?
- Who?
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- Shoresy.
- Him.
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- Shoresy. Yeah,
I watched the coverage
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of that National
Senior Championship,
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if he's that dirty
all the time...
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- Like how dirty?
- Well, he's gonna get ya.
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He doesn't care who you are.
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He doesn't even have
to be on the ice.
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- So he's a pest.
- Well, with pests,
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they always say you love them
if they were on your team but...
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- Mm, no. His stick budget
must be stupid
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because he breaks one or twoa game over something.
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Or someone.
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- I texted Biz and Whit
to get the load on on this guy,
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and a couple of their boys
played with him back in the day.
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And Biz says,
"Nothing personal here,
but apparently he cries a lot.
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During the anthem,
it's full water works city
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like he's watching Beaches
or something."
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- And that's just--
- I'm not done yet.
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"He also likes to take a shit
before every game
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and also between every period."
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- As I was saying, that's just
the on-ice stuff.
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The off-ice stuff,
from what I'm told, is crazy.
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- How crazy?
- His patented move was going up
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behind guys when they're hanging
a piss at the urinal,
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bouncing their heads
off the wall,
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called that thing a potty-kiss.
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- Tabarnak.
- He does this thing
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that just drove me nuts
during interviews too,
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where he'd ask a question,
then right after he'd go, "Huh?"
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- Huh?
- Look, we'll try, OK?
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I'm gonna ask you a question,
you answer it, OK?
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- Allons-y.
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- Don't you think hockey
is getting a little soft?
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- Well, I--
- Huh?!
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- Je comprends.
- Where's this guy now?
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- I was at a golf tournament
with the Foligno's this summer
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and they said he was
playing senior way up north
in their town.
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- That's my town.
- Sudbury?
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- Born and raised, baby.
Sudbury, Ontario.
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Probably one of the toughest
towns you'll ever be in.
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Bertuzzi's from up there.
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- There's an impossible amount
of good-looking girls
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- in Sudbury.
- Take a lap, Jay.
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- There's a four-team senior
league up in the area.
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- Wait, so they only play
three other teams all year?
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- The Northern Ontario
Senior Hockey Organization.
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Otherwise known as the NOSHO.
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- Can you imagine how much those
guys want to kill each other?
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Well, Shoresy's a killer!
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- Sounds like he's
in the right place.
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Yup. Senior hockey hell.
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- OK boys, alright, alright!
Everyone just listen up, OK?
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Tons of positives
out there tonight, boys.
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- Tons of fucking positives.
- Michaels is right, boys,
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- always a silver lining.
- That's a good team out there,
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boys, that is a great
fucking team.
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- Core group's been together
a long time.
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- And we battled 'em, boys,
we fucking battled them.
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- A couple of bounces--
- OK, we got 'em one more time
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this season. One more time
and I can promise you all,
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we are gonna get them boys!
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Shoresy, do you have
something to say or...?
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That's real mature, bud.
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This team
is so fucking bad.
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- Listen, my guy--
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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What do you want, Shoresy?
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I wanna never
lose again.
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- Can you just finish your shit
and come talk to me
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down the hall, please?
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- Oh, you think I'm shitting,
Michaels?
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I should be so lucky.
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I'm puking and shitting
at the same time.
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- This team is--
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This team is so fucking bad,
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I've lost control
of my bodily functions.
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- You are the portrait of class,
Shoresy.
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- We get pumped 5-goose for
the 20th loss of the campaign
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and you say, "good
fucking team over there"?
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They are a good fucking team!
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- Why don't you go over
and suck their dicks
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- if you like 'em so much?
- Shoresy!
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- Sanguinet, you're a healthy
scratch on a last-place club
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in the NOSHO, go for a soda.
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- Alright, asshole! You seem
to have answers to everything,
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so enlighten me!
Teach me something!
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- Oh, teach ya something?
- Yeah! Teach me some--
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Huh?
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- Fuck. I said, teach me
something.
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From a true scholar
of the game,
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what can I learn from a deep
thinker such as yourself?
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- Michaels--
- No, Sanguinet.
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Shoresy, you go the floor.
Give me what you got.
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Tell us what you know.
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- Your broad sent her tits
to my buddy on Instagram,
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then him and my other buddy
fucked her in Muskoka.
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- What?!
- More hockey players
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have your broad's tits on their
phones than have fucking Uber.
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- No fucking way.
- She followed me
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to Peppi Panini
after Ribfest one time
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and cleared the place out
with her coke farts.
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- My guy--
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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Everyone knows you got
an underwater squeezer
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from her off the side
of our party island
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- last summer in Wasaga Beach.
- Hold on, I--
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- I could have got one too,
but I was having an aqua dump.
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- You know what?
Fuck you, Shoresy!
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Fuck you, Michaels.
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Your sweetie stalked
McDavid's girlfriend
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at Boots and Hearts and asked
her if she wanted to taste it.
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- I should fold this whole
fucking team.
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Yeah, stick with me, Michaels,
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you'll learn something new
every day of your life,
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- you piece of shit.
- Fuck!
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Fucking loser.
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- GM wants to see you
at the Coulson.
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- For what?
- You're the veteran,
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you're supposed--
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- Huh?
- You're the veteran,
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you're supposed to lead
this team.
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Aren't you too old for this?
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Like, how old are you?
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You're too young for me, Ziig.
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And Miig, it's bordering
on harassment at this point.
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- We just got pumped 5-goose for
the 20th loss of the campaign.
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- Well, Michaels'
a fucking joke.
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- Michaels wants to fold.
- No!
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- What do you want us to do?
- I want us to never lose again.
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What's an aqua dump?
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Huh?
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What's an aqua dump?
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- It's when you take a dump
in a lake.
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- It's taking a dump
in any body of water.
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Well, what about a bath tub?
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- That's taking a dump in
a fucking bathtub, Sanguinet.
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- In this case, it was a lake.
- No, it wasn't.
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- OK, you told your coach
that you got a squeezer
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from his sweetie while taking
a dump in the lake.
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- I said I could've got
a squeezer.
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Sanguinet actually got
the squeezer from her.
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- Her brothers are super weird.
- Ugh. Sanguinet.
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- They weren't together
at the time.
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Look at you, getting a little
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- pee-pee whack.
- Do you think it's funny?
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- Getting a booster in a lake?
- It was a river.
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- I said, do you think
it's funny?
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- I don't think anything's
funny. I'm trying not to cry.
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- Aw, don't cry, my guy.
- Shut the fuck--
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- Why would you cry?
- We just got pumped 5-goose
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for the 20th loss
of the campaign.
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I think the only reason
I'm not crying
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is because I already
cried a little bit.
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Then fix your makeup, bitch.
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- GM wants to see you
at the Coulson.
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Now!
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- Hey!
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If you're the ownerof a black F-150
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with licence plate JKLK084,your lights are on.
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Also, if you're a fucking loserthat just got pumped 5-goose
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for the 20th loss of thecampaign, meet me out back.
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Expecting someone?
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Fuck off.
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- Hey, Nat.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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- For what?!
- We get pumped 5-goose
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for the 20th loss of the
campaign and you're like...
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"Hey, Nat."
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- Well, your coach is a joke.
- Your coach wants to fold.
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- No!
- We're not quitters, Nat.
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Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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- And what's this I hear
about you taking a dump
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in his girlfriend's lake?
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- It was a lake,
it wasn't her lake.
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But she can't own a lake.
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- Do you know how much
I spent on that guy?
236
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- Me?
- Oh my God.
237
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,120
- No.
- Flights from Toronto
238
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,664
every weekend. Hotels,
rental cars, his fucking fee.
239
00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:02,973
- Well, you're an idiot.
- He coached pro.
240
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:05,037
- Yeah, if he can't do, teach.
- He played NCAA.
241
00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:08,808
- You can't even fight in that
league. It's for fucking Euros.
242
00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:10,883
- I hate losing so much.
- I never wanna lose again.
243
00:11:10,983 --> 00:11:13,793
- I backed the money truck up
for a guy
244
00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:14,959
who wants to fold now?
Fuck, man.
245
00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:17,028
- His broad pushed up on
Sanguinet.
246
00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:18,529
- I'm pretty sure
you could own a lake.
247
00:11:18,632 --> 00:11:19,872
- If my mom could see you guys
shit the bed like this,
248
00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:21,908
she'd shit in her grave.
249
00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:22,935
- Well, yeah, we're pretty
fucking bad.
250
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,181
I just want bums in seats.
251
00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,648
- Well, unless Sanger
whips his wiener out...
252
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,620
- This team used to run 'em up
to double digits.
253
00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:31,791
- Lucky to score now at all.
- Sanguinet, shut the fuck up.
254
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,862
- If we aren't scoring,
we should at least be fighting.
Fill 'em in.
255
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,465
- That's exactly
what we should do.
256
00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:40,110
- Run 'em up and fill 'em in.
- Then why don't you?
257
00:11:41,812 --> 00:11:43,252
The kids don't want it.
258
00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:45,993
They don't skate, they don't
score, they don't hit,
259
00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:48,787
they don't fight, they float.
260
00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:51,902
- They don't love to win.
- They don't hate to lose.
261
00:11:51,999 --> 00:11:54,739
I hate losing so much.
262
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:55,968
- Well, that's what makes you
such a sniper, Nat.
263
00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:59,083
- Oh, you think I'm a sniper?
- To a lot of guys.
264
00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:01,819
- To me, you're a bit young.
- I'm crestfallen.
265
00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:04,118
- But I hear dudes say
Nat's a sniper all the time.
266
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,263
- Shut up, dude.
- Like, if I had a Sudbury
267
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,330
big nickel for every time
I heard a dude say
268
00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:10,441
Nat's a sniper, right,
I'd have a 20-spot.
269
00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:12,035
- That it?
- Do the math.
270
00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:15,075
- I don't know what you heard
about a squeezer off the side
271
00:12:15,178 --> 00:12:17,578
of a party island
in Wasaga Beach, but--
272
00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:19,394
Sanguinet,
shut the fuck up!
273
00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:57,403
- Number 20, two minutes,roughing.
274
00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:58,596
For what?!
275
00:12:58,699 --> 00:12:59,869
- For being a fucking idiot,
Cory.
276
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:01,938
I'll call the guy
who retaliates every time.
277
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,239
Call 'em fucking both!
278
00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:05,011
- I've had about enough
from the Clearasil kid.
279
00:13:05,111 --> 00:13:07,381
Get in the box,
you fuckin' pimple farmer.
280
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:12,163
I can't wait to watch you
play tonight, Liam,
281
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,229
you're gonna play so good.
You're gonna play so good.
282
00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,499
Hey! Who wants to hurt
their team more, boys?
283
00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:19,071
Keep it up and find out, 'cause
I'm only taking one of ya.
284
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,383
I'm only taking one of ya.
Sticks in.
285
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,050
- Fucking awful tonight,
Shoresy.
286
00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:26,489
- Yeah, keep working hard, Cory,
you can be just like me.
287
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,088
- Oh yeah, I remember laying
in bed as a kid dreaming about
288
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:30,531
reffing high school hockey
on a Friday night.
289
00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:32,869
- Yeah, I remember laying in bed
dreaming about the time your mom
290
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:35,167
tongued my butt hole so good
291
00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:37,281
I put her in my phone as
"Roll up the rim to win."
292
00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:39,806
- How do you make that fucking
call in a game this tight?
293
00:13:39,914 --> 00:13:41,924
It's a fucking one-goal game!
294
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:44,188
- Yeah, thanks, stewardess
obvious, cut the lip.
295
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,899
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- One more Neutrogena tantrum
296
00:13:46,995 --> 00:13:49,525
out of you and you're getting
the gate, bud, try me.
297
00:13:49,634 --> 00:13:50,604
Pff. Whatever.
298
00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:51,873
- Don't take your fucking
Acutane rage out on me.
299
00:13:51,972 --> 00:13:53,942
Horrible call.
300
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,682
- Sit down, you fucking
crater face.
301
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:56,880
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Cory,
302
00:13:56,982 --> 00:13:59,352
your mom's twat's so swampy,
303
00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:01,423
not even Ducks Unlimited
will touch her.
304
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:04,004
So, your sweety finally comes
to a game and you barely play.
305
00:14:04,096 --> 00:14:06,066
Is that more awkward than
puberty or is it pretty close?
306
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,237
Well, at least I'm not the guy
307
00:14:08,337 --> 00:14:09,107
driving all around
Northern Ontario just to play
308
00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:11,336
in the NOSHO
to get pumped 6-goose.
309
00:14:11,444 --> 00:14:13,084
- 5-goose, can you even
fucking read?
310
00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:14,451
- Heard you were takin'
aqua dumps
311
00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:15,951
and gettin' jerk offs
in Wasaga Beach too.
312
00:14:16,053 --> 00:14:17,093
- Getting "jerk offs"?
- What?
313
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,059
- Getting "jerk offs"?
- Yeah.
314
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,199
- It's called "getting jerked
off", you fucking idiot.
315
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:23,269
- I know.
- You don't even know what
316
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,037
that is, you fucking infant.
Holy shit.
317
00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:27,338
This is fucked.
318
00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:28,912
- Hey, you know
what's fucked, Cory?
319
00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:30,282
The amount of times your mom's
faked a jelly fish sting
320
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:33,561
- to get me to piss on her.
- You didn't get the first one?
321
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,955
- Oh, here comes Liam.
322
00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:37,128
- He punched me
right in the head.
323
00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:38,499
"He punched me
right in the head."
324
00:14:38,599 --> 00:14:40,169
- Fourth place in a four-team
league, Shores,
325
00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:41,968
- you're living the dream.
- You fucking saw it, Shoresy!
326
00:14:42,072 --> 00:14:43,612
- Yeah, and you fucking
retaliated.
327
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,149
- I punched him in the chest,
he punched me right in the head.
328
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,375
- You retaliate,
you go for two, Liam,
329
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,152
it's the first thing
they teach you in hockey.
330
00:14:49,253 --> 00:14:50,693
- You're so fucking simple.
- That's a terrible call.
331
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,260
- Yeah, that's why you're
in your sixth year
of high school,
332
00:14:53,361 --> 00:14:55,031
- you fucking idiot.
- Fuck you, Shoresy!
333
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:56,901
- Hey Cory, you sound just
like Liam, you're like...
334
00:14:58,204 --> 00:15:00,044
You're fucking out of here,
Cory.
335
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:01,751
- Fuck you.
- Get the fuck off the ice.
336
00:15:01,845 --> 00:15:03,375
- Fuck you.
- I can't wait 'till you
337
00:15:03,481 --> 00:15:05,421
graduate in like 10 years
and come play for us.
338
00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:07,318
I'll make a man out of you,
fucking pizza face.
339
00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:09,332
- You don't even have a team.
- Yeah, only the one
340
00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:11,356
with the banners in the rafters,
you fucking pigeon.
341
00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:11,934
- You're folding,
you dumb fuck.
342
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:14,202
We're folding?
343
00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:16,813
- Yeah, your mom's folding too.
- Huh? Cory! Cory!
344
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:18,378
Who told you we're folding?
345
00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,287
Who told you we're folding?
346
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:23,955
- Doesn't matter.
Are we folding or not?
347
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,356
- Nat's--
- Huh?
348
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,358
- Nat's on her way.
- Just...
349
00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:29,772
If we're gonna fold,
can you please tell me now?
350
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:31,568
- Why?
- Because if I'm gonna cry,
351
00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:33,781
I wanna be in and out of it
before Nat gets here.
352
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,706
- Pussy.
- Miig, I hope the lake squeeze
353
00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,853
isn't weird 'cause if any time
you wanna grab some--
354
00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,920
Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet!
355
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:41,691
Was it not a river?
356
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,133
Michaels is a terrible coach.
357
00:15:44,229 --> 00:15:46,269
I fired Michaels.
358
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:49,842
Good. He's a fucking joke.
359
00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:52,111
'Cause we're folding.
360
00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:54,281
I can't lose again, Shoresy.
361
00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:56,223
Not one more game,
I can't live with it.
362
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,520
The Bulldogs used to be it
in this town.
363
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,125
Most fun you could have
on a Sudbury Saturday night.
364
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:04,168
The social event of the week!
Standing room only.
365
00:16:04,269 --> 00:16:06,409
It's fucking
embarrassing now, man.
366
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,207
You think my mom gave me
the keys to the club
367
00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:10,851
because I know everything
about hockey?
368
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,190
Fuck no.
369
00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:15,564
She gave them to me
because she knows I care
370
00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:16,859
and I would take care of it.
371
00:16:16,962 --> 00:16:19,102
Fucking sports are supposed
to bring communities together.
372
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:24,209
And families. They serve
a purpose. It's important.
373
00:16:24,309 --> 00:16:27,019
- Kids in sports stay off
the streets.
374
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:28,115
Drugs kill dreams.
375
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,757
I just want bums in seats,
376
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,356
families together and watching
the game, like mine did.
377
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:36,801
No one comes to watch.
No one cares.
378
00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,735
Can you blame them?
379
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,277
- No.
- Sanguinet, shut the fuck--
380
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,847
- Do you know how hard it is to
give a shit about a hockey team
381
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:45,219
that can't win
a fucking hockey game?
382
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:47,288
- The Soo have out scored us
19-0 this year.
383
00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:50,089
- The Soo are so fucking good.
- Please don't fold.
384
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:54,800
- Why, Shoresy?
We're firmly in the basement.
385
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,684
The town's turned
their back on us.
386
00:16:56,775 --> 00:16:57,375
We don't even have a coach now.
387
00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:00,382
What are we supposed to do?
388
00:17:07,262 --> 00:17:09,132
Never lose again.
389
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,013
What?
390
00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:15,075
- This team will
never lose again.
391
00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:16,648
- Wheels are already
392
00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:18,618
in motion, Shoresy.
I gassed Michaels--
393
00:17:18,719 --> 00:17:20,819
- Sanguinet'll coach.
- But I'm a player.
394
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:23,093
- Sanguinet, you're a healthy
scratch on a last-place club
395
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,234
in the NOSHO, hang 'em up.
396
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:26,201
What's your plan?
397
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:29,210
- Me?
- Oh my God.
398
00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:30,881
Fucking...
399
00:17:30,976 --> 00:17:34,076
One top line of Canadian
grade studs to fill the nets,
400
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,692
surround 'em with the toughest
Natives we can find.
401
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:38,556
- Tough Natives is redundant.
- That's a good plan.
402
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:41,129
- It's a really good plan.
- It's the best fucking plan
403
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,770
- I ever heard in my life.
- My man.
404
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,737
- We'll just use the money
that you were gonna spend
405
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:47,477
on Michaels to bring in
four guys who'll turn
this ship right round.
406
00:17:47,576 --> 00:17:49,406
- Then that's four guys
she'll have to put up in hotels.
407
00:17:49,513 --> 00:17:51,453
- They'll stay with me.
- So, you're saying you've got
408
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,451
four studs who will completely
uproot their lives
409
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:55,625
to live with you and play
senior hockey in Sudbury?
410
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,666
- Are they fucking inbred?
- Does anyone kind of think
411
00:17:58,765 --> 00:17:59,465
Ziig maybe wishes they were?
412
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,607
- Four-team league,
four games left.
413
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:06,107
- Timmins, North Bay once,
Soo twice, all four on home ice.
414
00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:07,923
- We could get in right
before the trade deadline.
415
00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:10,147
- I want bums in seats.
- Watch this.
416
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:11,294
I can't lose one more game.
417
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,460
- We won't.
- Shoresy.
418
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,360
- This team will never
lose again.
419
00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:19,373
- If we never lose again,
we win the league.
420
00:18:23,915 --> 00:18:24,945
OK.
421
00:18:25,686 --> 00:18:29,756
- How about that--
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
422
00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:35,073
Get your guys. Be ready.
423
00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:36,171
We will.
424
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,310
- 'Cause if you lose--
- We won't!
425
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:40,419
If you lose one more game...
426
00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:42,845
we fold.
427
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,668
- Nat, if you were about
15 years older...
428
00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:51,195
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- ...I'd think about it.
429
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:54,412
- But speaking of
15 years older...
430
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:57,419
If you really believe
we can do this,
431
00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:59,515
go tell your friend
at the press.
432
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:01,589
- You sure?
- We do what we say
433
00:19:01,691 --> 00:19:03,531
we're gonna do,
you can take him in.
434
00:19:03,628 --> 00:19:05,128
- We're gonna need to bring
in another sponsor.
435
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,601
A big one.
436
00:19:06,701 --> 00:19:08,271
- And we'll need some
tough Natives.
437
00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:10,941
- Tough Natives is redundant.
- Got 'em.
438
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:23,395
Do they play hockey?
439
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,671
- This is Canada,
everyone plays hockey.
440
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,343
- When do you think Shoresy's
going to the press?
441
00:19:29,881 --> 00:19:32,691
- Ten minutes. I've got
the meeting at Doghouse.
442
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,902
You know how much Shoresyloves Laura Mohr.
443
00:19:36,995 --> 00:19:38,355
- Well, can you
fucking blame me?
444
00:19:38,464 --> 00:19:41,044
- No, my dude.
- Woo-woo!
445
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,306
- But you really think
we can do this?
446
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:46,207
Like, Timmins is good
and North Bay is really good.
447
00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:49,753
And the Soo are so fucking good,
they dummy us.
448
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:52,264
I feel like we should tell
the league to have an eye for us
449
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,328
folding before playoffs.
450
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,573
- Sanguinet.
- Yeah?
451
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:02,409
Give your balls a tug.
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