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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,800 - Thank you. - No problem, buddy. 2 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,870 Michelle, I threw heck to the wind ... 3 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,950 and drove up to the country a day early. 4 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:06,250 Wanna surprise Ian, 5 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:07,890 spend the long weekend with him. 6 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,560 So, I need you to call Metler ... 7 00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:12,760 tell him his papers were filed yesterday ... 8 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:16,170 and everything is fine. I will talk to him first thing on Monday ... 9 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:18,230 morning and call my dentist ... 10 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:21,500 cancel that appointment and re-schedule it for Tuesday afternoon. 11 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,660 And then cancel my meetings for the rest of the day. 12 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:24,630 You know what to do! 13 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,820 That is why you are my assistant. 14 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,990 Is there anything else I can ... ? 15 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:30,690 - Hi Louise. - Hi honey. 16 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,850 How is Chicago? 17 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:34,980 Your flight leaves in a couple of hours, right? Can't wait to see you. 18 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,540 Yeah, yeah me too. 19 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,680 Excuse me, Lou. I am just about to head into a meeting. 20 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,260 I'll see you at the house tomorrow, OK? 21 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:47,520 Ya, see ya tomorrow. I'll be driving up in the evening. 22 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:51,280 See you then. Bye. 23 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:43,510 Dearest Louise: 24 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:47,590 I am not spending the weekend here ... 25 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:48,930 as we planned. 26 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:52,580 I have come to a crossroads here: marriage. 27 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,480 And I need to go away and have some time to think. 28 00:03:59,330 --> 00:04:00,930 Sorry I took this in a letter. 29 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:04,440 Please remember to feed the fish. 30 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:07,350 Remember to feed the fish? 31 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:11,540 No, no, no ... I can't do ... no. Stupid. 32 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:18,230 Um, I am very sorry. 33 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,640 You're wonderful and I don't deserve you. 34 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:27,540 - Michelle, listen! - I don't know what you think of him. 35 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,920 His purchase is going forward, that's what you need to tell him ... 36 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:35,320 over and over again until he calms down. 37 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:39,640 - You should call ... - No, I am not going to call him myself. 38 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:44,510 Michelle, there is someone inside my house. 39 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:49,230 Oh, somebody quite romantic. 40 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:52,230 Listen Michelle, no more calls ... 41 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,920 for the rest of the day. I want you to hold all calls. 42 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:57,860 Looks like I am about to have a lot of sex. 43 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,100 Ya, ya, ya. Well handle it yourself ... 44 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:02,690 Ms. Harvard Bachelorette, that's what I pay you to do. 45 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,770 Kiss, kiss, kiss. 46 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:06,490 Ian! 47 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:10,080 You came back early. 48 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,530 Look at these flowers. They're just beautiful. 49 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,750 You haven't done this for me in years. 50 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,530 Business meeting in Chicago ― my ass. 51 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:36,280 Oh my God. That is sexy. 52 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:48,160 - What's wrong? - Please sit down. 53 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,950 - No. - Please, please ... 54 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,830 - Louise. - This is great. 55 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,260 Louise, 56 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:08,980 I was in the middle of writing it when you got here, so ... 57 00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:14,070 it's ... you're a day early. You weren't supposed to be here till tomorrow. 58 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,490 - Please feed the fish? - No, I crossed that part out, 59 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,320 it wouldn't have made it into the final letter at all. 60 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:22,640 What does this mean, Ian? 61 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:24,710 Louise. I ... 62 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,840 Why are you leaving? What do you need to think about? 63 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,450 Why can't you think about it here? 64 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,790 I'm going to Paris. 65 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,340 Paris? 66 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,070 Look, I have been having serious doubts about this marriage ... 67 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,600 and I think that ... 68 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,190 No, you are not going, Ian. 69 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,060 You're gonna stay right here ... 70 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,870 and we are going to work through this together, 71 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:45,530 as we always manage to do. - No, not this time. 72 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:56,880 Who is she? 73 00:06:57,020 --> 00:07:01,330 No, this isn't about anybody else. This is about you, about me, about us, 74 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,540 it's nobody else. 75 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,660 - But there is someone else? - No, no ... it's ... 76 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:07,150 Look at your hand when you said "No". 77 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,430 Why don't you look at your hand?! 78 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,300 Where is your wedding ring? 79 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:13,960 And why are there flowers everywhere and petals all over the floor? 80 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,890 Things haven't been right between us. 81 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,860 Well, nobody told me that, Ian. I thought they were beautiful. 82 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,930 And our anniversary dinner 2 months ago, 83 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,620 you leaned into me ... 84 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:28,150 took my hand and said: "I'm so happy!" - Yes I know. I was lying. 85 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:29,270 - You were lying? - I was lying. 86 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:32,100 - You were lying? No, Ian. - No, I cant, I can't ... 87 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:34,120 If you were confused or unhappy ... ? 88 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,530 You decide to tell me this in a note? 89 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,720 After 13 years of marriage ... 90 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:40,050 that's what I deserve? 91 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:42,250 I can't stand confrontation, you know that. 92 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,310 I know it's crappy of me, I realize it ... 93 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:45,770 but you deserve better. 94 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,210 I feel awful. 95 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,690 What am I supposed to do then, Ian? 96 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,780 Am I supposed to sit here and watch you leave ... 97 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:51,860 and not know why ... 98 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,160 and wait until the divorce papers come? 99 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,250 I mean, what kind of creep does that? 100 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:57,730 Are you that kind of creep? 101 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,500 And don't numb-out on me! 102 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:03,560 You are not leaving this house, 103 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,960 until you at least try ... 104 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:09,160 to work things out with me. You are my husband. 105 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,590 That's the least you can do! 106 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,850 I'm in love with someone else, Louise. 107 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,230 There, I said it. 108 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,390 - Stop packing, Ian. - No. 109 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,970 I said stop packing. 110 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,050 I'm going to Paris first thing in the morning, Louise ― 111 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:38,640 No, you are not. You are not going anywhere. 112 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:40,800 which means I'm very sorry, Louise. 113 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:42,510 I said stop packing !!! 114 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,870 Uh, fuck! 115 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,500 What the fuck! 116 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,680 Have you gone completely insane?! Louise !!! 117 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,220 Calm down Ian, you're gonna have an anorism! 118 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:23,680 - Oh, my head. - Yeah, oh I know. 119 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,830 I'm really so sorry about that. I really am. 120 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,090 I brought you some water. 121 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,420 Fine, I'll drink it myself. 122 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:41,610 Ow, oh, ow, Ian. Damn tooth ― I got a cavity. 123 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:47,740 Why am I duct-taped to a fucking chair, Louise? 124 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,760 Because my love, I have decided to keep you here ... 125 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,460 until we can work this out. 126 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:57,330 I don't love you anymore. 127 00:09:58,070 --> 00:09:59,170 Well, then you just stay here until you do. 128 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:01,160 That's completely insane! 129 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:01,770 Why? 130 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:04,720 'Cause my life doesn't work that way. You can't keep a person hostage ... 131 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:05,820 until they love you. 132 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,120 Oh, come on Ian. I am sure it's been done before. 133 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:13,920 I love Sara, not you, and that's not gonna change. 134 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,590 Sara, who is Sara? 135 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,100 She's the person I deeply love, 136 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,650 and you are making her look better by the minute. 137 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,380 And I'm sure she'll be hurt when you dump her, 138 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:22,610 but she'll live. 139 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,360 As a lawyer, you took an oath to uphold the law, 140 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,200 but I'm pretty sure you are not upholding the law here. 141 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:29,000 I could make a case for it. 142 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:30,940 Louise, I hate you, and I think you are a psycho ... 143 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,250 and you are gonna be jailed and institutionalized. 144 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:33,940 Yeah, that'll be pretty hard to do ... 145 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,780 when you can't even move an arm. 146 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:39,700 I mean eventually after I ... - Yes, after you are free of course. 147 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,880 But by that time you won't want to, 148 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,310 because you will love me again. 149 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,370 No Sara, no divorce, no pressing charges, just love. 150 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,050 The way it was supposed to be ... 151 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:51,060 when we first took our vows, you remember, Ian? 152 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:05,490 Yeah, you know, you are right. Come here, come here. 153 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,730 Ok. 154 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:13,410 Yeah, you know it's ... Yeah, you're right. 155 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,770 It really isn't fair for me, to just up and leave ... 156 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,630 without giving us a chance to work this through. 157 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:28,640 Why don't you un-tape me, sit down and we'll talk this out, OK? 158 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:31,340 You won't be un-taped until you love me again. 159 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,350 Oh c'mon I love you, I do. I swear to God. 160 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:37,510 - You're an atheist. - I love you. 161 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,600 You're my wife. 162 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:42,460 Thank you. 163 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:49,990 Thank you for helping me see what a stupid thing I was about to do. 164 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:55,310 Yeah. You shocked me into reality, you really ... 165 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,930 you really did. I love you. 166 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:06,270 - I love you, I love you. - You are the worst liar, you are. 167 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,830 Your pupils grow to the size of Pluto, 168 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,860 your brow gets all sweaty, you can't even look me in the eye. 169 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,550 I love you, Lou. I do. 170 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:19,550 No, you don't. You think I'm a psycho, 171 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,090 who you want to divorce and prosecute. 172 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,520 I'm not an idiot, Ok? 173 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:23,360 Why don't you let me go. 174 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,530 But that will change, my love. You'll see, 175 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:29,360 and we will be happy. - Let me go you fucking lunatic! 176 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,490 - Sara. - Sara? 177 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:39,340 Sara, I am a hostage here! Sara! 178 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:41,380 - Hostage up here! - Shut up! 179 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,600 Hostage here, Sara! Call the police! 180 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,200 Call the poli ... 181 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,570 - Sara ... I presume. - Hi, yes. I'm Sara. 182 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:02,940 - You must be ... - Louise, Louise ― the wife. 183 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:07,990 - I thought ― where is ... - Ian? 184 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:15,060 Well ... sheesh, it's a cliché: "He is tied up at the moment." 185 00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:19,640 So, come with me. Let's have a chat. 186 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,930 Gal to gal. 187 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,810 - Sara? - Yeah. 188 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,270 Wow! You are very pretty. 189 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,330 Thank you. You are very pretty too, Louise. 190 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,530 You are like ... Wow! 191 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:38,880 Anyways ... sit down. 192 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,330 So ... 193 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:47,040 Congratulations. My husband is leaving me for you. 194 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,850 I'm so sorry, Louise, I ... 195 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,710 I didn't ― I just fell in love with him. I didn't mean to. It just ... 196 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,230 No need to apologize. I'm fine. 197 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:04,540 - Really. - Really? 198 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,280 I'm so glad, I am so glad, 199 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,300 because I have been feeling so much sadness and guilt. 200 00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,610 Oh, I'm sorry. 201 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,230 It must have been so hard for you, huh? 202 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,170 It was difficult, yeah. 203 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,110 Yeah. 204 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,380 Well, there has been a change of plans, Sara. 205 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,700 Ian, has decided that he needs to stay here with me ... 206 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,670 to go over some final details. 207 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:37,410 Oh! We were supposed leave first thing in the morning, 208 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,920 and I'd hoped that he was gonna meet my family tonight. 209 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,530 My father is making Chateau Briand and salad, 210 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:47,930 which is a special meal. 211 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,350 Oh, I know. And he told me all about it, 212 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:55,600 and he is very sorry that he can't come, but he ... 213 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,230 just wants stay here with me ... 214 00:14:57,390 --> 00:15:00,430 and go over the boring details of our separation, and, 215 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,560 he'll meet you at the airport. He promises. 216 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,090 Huh, disappointed. 217 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,230 It's so selfish of me. 218 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,710 Listen, I know how you feel. But I think it's very important ... 219 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,940 that, you know ... we go over some file-things ... 220 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:18,770 before he abandons me forever. 221 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,450 Sure you understand. 222 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:29,970 - Can I see him? Is he here? - He's ... doesn't want to see you. 223 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,610 He said this to me, and I quote verbatim: 224 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,170 "If I see Sara right now, I won't be able ... 225 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,450 to stay with you for 1 more second. 226 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,580 I won't be able to do anything, 227 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,480 except kiss her madly ... 228 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,180 all over every part of her face, 229 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,950 swoop her into my arms, and run screaming away." 230 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,240 Yeah, that sounds like him. 231 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:01,320 I am truly sorry because I forced him to stay here tonight ... 232 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,800 I hope you understand that. 233 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,560 - I do, yeah. - Yeah, thanks. 234 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,430 Can I call him ... on the phone later? 235 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,060 No, I would prefer you didn't do that, you know, 236 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,590 out of respect for me. 237 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,060 Kind of the least you can do. 238 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,890 But I really want to talk to him. 239 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,850 Well, just think of how romantic it will be ... 240 00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:24,310 when you re-unite on the plane to Rome. 241 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,350 Paris. 242 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:30,710 Paris? Paris. That's so romantic. 243 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,390 Well, I always wanted to see Paris with Ian. 244 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,950 Are you Ok, Louise? 245 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:48,510 Thanks for asking, Sara. Not really, but I will be. There's hope for me yet. 246 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:51,680 - Just excuse me. - Would you just tell him that ... 247 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,370 I'm thinking of him. And tell him ... 248 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,560 I told him he had nothing to fear ... 249 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,430 about coming clean with you. 250 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,590 He should have done it a year ago. 251 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,210 A year ago? 252 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:10,620 Yes, yeah, probably would have been better. 253 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,590 Tell him I am thinking of him? 254 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,020 You're thinking of him. Got it. 255 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,490 Thank you. 256 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,440 Oh, dear. 257 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:15,360 - Alright. - What did you do with Sara? 258 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,320 I sent her away. I told her ... 259 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:20,300 that you would meet her at the airport, 260 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,290 and that you and I had some last details to work through. 261 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,130 She is very pretty, not so bright though. 262 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,290 Oh, I can't understand what you are saying. 263 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,420 Sorry about that. 264 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,670 What were you mumbling about? 265 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,510 Sara is exceptionally bright, you don't know her. 266 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,070 Ah, exceptionally bright? 267 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:41,810 I don't think so. 268 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,520 She introduced me to Russian literature. 269 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:47,370 So that's why you were struggling through 'Brothers Karamazov'. 270 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,450 She is not only beautiful, she is brilliant. 271 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:52,860 Brilliant, brilliant. She has the kindest heart of anyone I have ever known. 272 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,310 I'm sure she is exceptionally kind for a home-wrecker. 273 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:56,720 She's also soulful, Louise. 274 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,440 Yeah, I am sure there is nothing bad about her, 275 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,480 that isn't completely wonderful! 276 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,030 And it doesn't matter. 277 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:01,960 By next time this year ... 278 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,610 you'll struggle to remember her name. 279 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,430 No, by this time next year she'll be my wife ... 280 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,650 and you'll locked away safe in a loony-bin. 281 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:10,600 No, no, nonsense & blooey, all of it. No more talking about her. 282 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,360 No, we'll talk about how your entire law career will be flushed down the drain, 283 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,230 once people know what a fruitcake you are. 284 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:16,840 Let's talk about that. 285 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,010 - How about we talk about that, Louise? - As a matter of fact ... 286 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,850 - No, don't tape my mouth ... - Why don't you just shut up? 287 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,060 No, I got enough of that ... 288 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,170 Louise ... 289 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,450 Ian, why don't you just shut up for a minute. 290 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,220 I want you to look at something, buddy. 291 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,700 Do you remember this day? 292 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,880 Do you remember everything about this day? 293 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,640 Like I do, huh? 294 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,390 How scared I was? 295 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,360 How I almost couldn't go through with it? And do you remember, 296 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,880 do you remember sitting with me in the back of the church ... 297 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,480 just holding me? 298 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,540 Do you remember the promise that you made? 299 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,480 How I never had to be afraid? 300 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,510 Nobody in my life would ever love me as much as you did? 301 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:12,810 I promise, you kept saying that over and over again: I promise, I promise. 302 00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:15,180 And when the minister finally asked you ... 303 00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:17,520 if you would take me as your wife, 304 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,560 you said: I do ― I promise. 305 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,810 Do you remember the first years of our marriage? 306 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,430 The sweetness of it, I mean really. 307 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:29,300 The unbearable sweetness of it ― that feeling. 308 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,400 We could trick the world; 309 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,150 to fight the odds and found each other? 310 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,060 Do you remember that, Ian? 311 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,410 I have to go to the bathroom. 312 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,370 Do you know if we have any Tylenol in the house? 313 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,340 My tooth really hurts me. 314 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,340 No. 315 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,430 - What's that smell? - I'm baking you some cookies. 316 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,720 Some chocolate-chip cookies ... are your favorite. 317 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,860 Louise, I really have to go to the bathroom. 318 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:15,680 You can wait. 319 00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,570 I've got the fish. 320 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,900 Look at yourself, you're pathetic. 321 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,840 Look what you're stooping to here. 322 00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:24,130 This isn't you, you are so above this. 323 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,500 You are not desperate. 324 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:28,250 You're an accomplished woman, you have an amazing career and tons of friends, 325 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:30,400 and you are sitting here and acting like you are a "Big Nothing" without me. 326 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,880 Well, you don't need me, you don't need me! 327 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,310 Don't tell me what I need! 328 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,490 Don't do that! 329 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,570 I won't become just another single, divorced ... 330 00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:41,070 40-something woman, childless, 331 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:45,300 and try "Online Dating Ads" at night and watching "Reality Television", Ok? 332 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,120 And I won't get stuck in the past, 333 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,510 wondering whatever happened to ... 334 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:54,780 my best friend, off in Paris with someone barely out of her teens. 335 00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:56,570 She's 24, actually. 336 00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:58,070 I won't get addicted to ice cream ... 337 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,880 and start feeling sorry for myself and gain 30 pounds ... 338 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,250 and get set up with losers because I refuse to be lonely. 339 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,070 I refuse to go to movies by myself. 340 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:10,570 And to deepen my friendship with other women in my situation. 341 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,630 And I just refuse to be without you! 342 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,980 - I would rather just ... - What? 343 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:19,330 What, what ... die? Would you actually rather die? 344 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,390 Let's just say I'd rather go to jail. 345 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:28,360 I'm not gonna die. Nobody's gonna die. 346 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,520 Because everything is just ― everything is just gonna be fine. 347 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:40,900 Louise, please just let me go. 348 00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:43,230 No. 349 00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:45,140 Let me go, listen ... 350 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:47,240 Why don't we just down and ... 351 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:53,300 talk all this out ― if am all taped up here ... 352 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,020 you know we are not gonna be able to work anything out, hm? 353 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,240 No. 354 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,400 Louise, I have to go to the bathroom anyw ... 355 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,150 It's gonna get really messy, very soon. 356 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,900 Look, I promise I won't run away, 357 00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:10,540 just like I did that day. 358 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,860 I promise. I'm not gonna run away. 359 00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:18,870 So why don't you just ― you know ― un-tape me ... 360 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:23,440 now, while it's still in the funny stage before it gets too ugly. 361 00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:29,650 - Just say it again. - What? 362 00:24:30,910 --> 00:24:33,470 Just say I promise. 363 00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:38,780 I promise. 364 00:24:41,950 --> 00:24:45,150 I promise, Louise. I won't run away. 365 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,320 I promise just like I did that day, 366 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,380 and from the deepest part of myself. 367 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,260 Jesus. 368 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,250 - It's getting all crazy. - Yeah, well ... 369 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,030 - I am jus' going to get the scissors, Ok? - Yeah. 370 00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:19,900 Alright. 371 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:23,400 Please, Ian, it's alright. 372 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,710 I really used a lot. 373 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,770 Ian, I am really not actually not very happy about any of this. 374 00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:37,470 Yeah, I know how it is. 375 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:42,160 God it's so ― here you go, pretty good. 376 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,300 - Yeah, that's sticky stuff. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 377 00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:47,300 Oh God, that feels better. 378 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,510 What did you do to the phone, Louise? 379 00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:56,070 Did you cut the ... 380 00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:02,710 I don't love you, I don't want to be with you! 381 00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:04,180 You're pathetic, you're ugly, 382 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,610 and you make me sick! 383 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,700 Psycho freak. 384 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,900 Where are your god-damn keys, Louise? 385 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,210 Well, I found the Tylenol. It's helping just a little bit. 386 00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:08,210 I'm gonna have to get to the dentist next week. 387 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,450 Would you like some Tylenol for your head? 388 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:14,290 Jesus! This is really happening, Louise? 389 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,450 I can please. 390 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:21,270 I am hoping it's just a bad dream. 391 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,670 Me too. 392 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,000 You can end it. 393 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,700 So can you. 394 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:28,400 Louise, what do you want from me, huh? 395 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:30,140 My heart just isn't in it anymore. 396 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,370 I simply don't to be with you. 397 00:27:33,530 --> 00:27:34,590 Would you like a cookie? 398 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,900 No. 399 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:36,810 They came out really good. 400 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,090 Cookies aren't going to do the trick, Lou. 401 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:40,810 Does she make you cookies? 402 00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:43,150 No, she doesn't make me cookies. 403 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,720 Where did you go? 404 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,810 Just want to know where did you go. 405 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:51,280 Did you go to her apartment? 406 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:52,910 Did you go to a hotel? 407 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,380 Did you come up here without me knowing it? 408 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,750 Yes, yes, and yes. 409 00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:02,210 It was easier, you work so many hours. 410 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,750 How did you meet her? 411 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,110 - What does it matter? - I just want to know. 412 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,530 I met her at my accountant. She is the receptionist. 413 00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:13,570 She is Murray's receptionist? 414 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,850 Then I met her too. I don't even remember her. 415 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,260 - She's "un-memorable". - Yeah, well, not to men. 416 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:27,180 She's not just the receptionist. She is working on her doctorate. 417 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,820 She's gonna be a psychologist. 418 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:39,090 So, how did you first ask her out ― I mean ...? 419 00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:43,670 - Did you ask her to dinner? - She asked me, Ok? 420 00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:46,670 Yeah, she called a number of times before I said "Yes". 421 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,640 And at first it was just about sex? 422 00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:51,060 At first it's always just about the sex. 423 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,500 And then she became your best friend? 424 00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:56,820 - Well, no. - No? 425 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,360 Louise, not every relationship is the same. 426 00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,500 You always said all you wanted in life, 427 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:05,840 was to be married to your best friend ... 428 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,740 and that you were the luckiest man in the world ... 429 00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:08,860 because you were married to your best friend. 430 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:10,220 Yes, I know what I said, 431 00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:12,080 but that's not the way every relationship goes. 432 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,580 Sometimes you don't want to be married to your best friend ... 433 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,600 because the passion gets lost. 434 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:19,110 So you had a lot of passion with her? 435 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,140 Oh, will you stop, I am not ... 436 00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:24,750 You know, yeah, a truckload. 437 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,910 But no intimacy. 438 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:29,490 Oh, oh ― it's a different kind of intimacy. 439 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:33,260 What kind of intimacy was it then? 440 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:36,310 A passionate kind of intimacy, rife with mystery. 441 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,680 I don't always know what she is thinking. 442 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,330 I don't always know what she is feeling. 443 00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:41,380 I ... constantly discovering things. 444 00:29:41,550 --> 00:29:44,610 But you always said that 2 people never knew each other better ... 445 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:45,000 than you and I. 446 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,830 That, that we understood each other. 447 00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:50,160 - Yeah. - And you love that. 448 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:53,410 - I stopped loving that. - Why? 449 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,800 I don't know. 450 00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:58,360 What could be better than that? 451 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,780 Certain things are a lot better. 452 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:02,730 Like sex with a new person? 453 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:04,970 She needs me, Lou. 454 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:09,140 - Och ― I need you, Ian. - You haven't needed me for years. 455 00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:10,920 You're a "Superwoman". 456 00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:12,890 You make more money than I do, 457 00:30:13,050 --> 00:30:14,620 you can fix anything. 458 00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:16,430 You can bench-press more than me. 459 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:17,950 What do you need me for? 460 00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:21,450 Ian, I need you. I need you so much. 461 00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:24,020 You need someone, not me, 462 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,270 not me in particular. 463 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,960 She needs me ― in particular. 464 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,090 Alright, I don't need you. 465 00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:35,740 But I love you. 466 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,930 - Isn't that better? - Completely not better, no. 467 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,790 Why did you ever love me, Ian? 468 00:30:47,570 --> 00:30:49,090 - I don't know. - No ... 469 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:51,170 Sure you do. 470 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,650 And I want you to think about that while ... 471 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:53,840 I go get you some cookies. 472 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:55,510 No, I am not going to think about it. 473 00:30:55,610 --> 00:30:56,890 Sure you are, Ian. 474 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,250 - Would you like some milk? - I don't want any cookies! 475 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,840 I will be right back. Don't go anywhere. 476 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,870 These are the exact same cookies ... 477 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:07,260 I have been making for you all of these years. 478 00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:11,430 But these are extra-special, because I put a "magic spell" on them. 479 00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:14,740 When you eat one, you will deeply love me again ... 480 00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:16,080 for the rest of your life, 481 00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:17,690 and beyond. 482 00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:20,610 Just kidding. 483 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,040 Just have a bite. 484 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,610 Just have a bite ― lookie ― come on. 485 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,800 - You really need to eat at ... - I don't want it, Louise. 486 00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:32,270 Don't do, please, just don't ... 487 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:37,900 Your mother made me promise on her deathbed ... 488 00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:39,760 that I would continue to make you these cookies ... 489 00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,170 for the rest of your life. 490 00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:43,620 She said I was the best thing to ever happened to you. 491 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:44,580 That until you met me, 492 00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:46,350 that you had no direction and no purpose. 493 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,460 I picked you up by your bootstraps, and gave you a life. 494 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,870 You did! 495 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,160 Do you think she would approve ... 496 00:32:53,270 --> 00:32:53,880 of what is happening right now? 497 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,590 I don't think she would like to see me taped ... 498 00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:56,150 to a toilet. 499 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,530 I don't mean that. 500 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,020 I mean, do you think she would want ... 501 00:32:59,110 --> 00:32:59,720 you to leave me ... 502 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:01,470 for Murray's receptionist? 503 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,530 What my dead mother thinks I should do is no great concern to me. 504 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:05,910 It should be. 505 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,900 What anyone thinks I should do is not a big concern. 506 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,580 You could name any member of my family ... 507 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:12,200 dead and alive, and tell me that they don't agree with what I am doing ... 508 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:14,190 and I could care less. 509 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:19,910 - Would you like another cookie? - Not really. 510 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,170 How about some music? 511 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,570 How about some music, Ian? 512 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:30,010 Oh, this is beautiful. 513 00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:32,990 Beautiful. 514 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:38,070 Oh, God. 515 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,750 That's stoopin' low, Louise. 516 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:46,130 We danced to it at ...? 517 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,140 Yes, on our wedding, I remember. 518 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,480 Seems like a life-time ago. 519 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:53,050 Right outside this window. 520 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,110 You said that was the happiest day of your life. 521 00:34:03,890 --> 00:34:07,540 Our relationship ending is like a death that just 2 people know about. 522 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,900 Our whole life gets lost, 523 00:34:11,030 --> 00:34:12,830 everything we did together. 524 00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:15,350 All the places we travelled, 525 00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:16,550 the fights. 526 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,620 The small moments of tenderness. 527 00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:23,860 Don't forget the all the failed "In vitro" attempts. 528 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,800 How could you say that to me? 529 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:30,850 How could you say that to me? 530 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,800 You want to hurt me even more? 531 00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:34,510 No, I am just remembering everything ... 532 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,890 and it wasn't all perfect. 533 00:34:36,290 --> 00:34:38,290 Perfect, who said it was perfect? 534 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,620 You used to say it was perfect, 535 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,250 you said it all the time. 536 00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:44,720 Aren't we perfect? God, it was a lot to live up to. 537 00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:46,290 It was just too much to sustain. 538 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:49,300 - It was almost like it wasn't real. - I was real! 539 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,940 Yeah, until we stopped trying to have a child. 540 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,300 And is that why you want to leave me ... 541 00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:55,690 because I didn't have your child? 542 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:57,620 No, no! 543 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,230 It's what happened after, Louise. 544 00:34:59,410 --> 00:35:00,940 You became human. 545 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:03,120 I saw your flaws. You talk too loud, you know? 546 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,400 You talk over me. 547 00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:05,970 And the sex, it became so mechanical. 548 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,270 No, no. It didn't! 549 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,910 And ― you were always in denial. 550 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,920 Ian, we spent so many weekends in this house ... 551 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,360 trying to get pregnant. 552 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:29,890 I counted the meals. 553 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,200 What? 554 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:35,770 When we came up here, sometimes the meals were so strained ... 555 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:39,920 I would count them. I hated them. 556 00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:43,450 I started counting them to see how many of them were left in the day. 557 00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:48,240 You stopped loving me. 558 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,650 I never knew. 559 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,860 You know, I tried to pretend it wasn't happening. 560 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,720 I thought if I could pretend it wasn't happening, 561 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,160 maybe smell would go away. 562 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,510 And then you met Sara. 563 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:05,450 And then I met Sara. 564 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:07,790 And you succumbed to her. 565 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,020 I succumbed. 566 00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:15,660 I don't believe you really love that woman. 567 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:16,850 Not really. 568 00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:19,130 You can believe anything you want, but ... 569 00:36:19,690 --> 00:36:21,810 I'm going to Paris with her. 570 00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:24,570 I guarantee you I will be on that plane tomorrow. 571 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:25,810 I still guarantee you won't. 572 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:28,570 And I am going to propose that she be my wife. 573 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,110 - Naw, you are not! - Oh, I certainly am. 574 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,860 - No, you are not! - Yes I am. 575 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:35,290 And I am telling you now there is no way ... 576 00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:38,020 Could you please will me alone. I need to use the bathroom. 577 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:41,330 Not that this isn't fun. 578 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,520 Oh, God. 579 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,770 Excuse me? 580 00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,390 Have you ever heard of the "Stockholm Syndrome"? 581 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:55,690 Yes. 582 00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:57,760 Hostage falls in love with their captor. 583 00:36:57,850 --> 00:36:59,130 Yes. 584 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:03,180 It's gonna take something much bigger. 585 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,080 An act of God, really. 586 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:08,750 Now please, close the door? 587 00:37:13,350 --> 00:37:14,530 Close the door, Louise. 588 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,260 Close it! 589 00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:17,690 Close the door! 590 00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:24,770 Lake Kashimi, the trip we fell in love. 591 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:25,950 Do you remember? 592 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,450 Oh, your first office. 593 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:33,160 Remember I came by to put your name on the door? 594 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,930 - That was nice of you. - Yeah. 595 00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:41,990 - And there ― um ... - The night I proposed to you. 596 00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:45,530 - In front of "El Troubadours". - Yes. 597 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,380 Hm, you said "Yes". 598 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,810 Yes, without hesitation, you were sweating, 599 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:51,480 I felt so bad for you. 600 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:54,010 Well, I was scared you'd say "No". 601 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,490 I said "Yes", like 17 times in a row. 602 00:37:57,950 --> 00:38:01,110 - No, this just isn't fair, Lou. - It is, it is. 603 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:04,220 It's more than fair, it's fact. 604 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:06,500 That was the day we painted our house. 605 00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:10,240 - Was that after we got married? - No, no, it was just before. 606 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,180 Do you remember, Ian? 607 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:24,600 Turn it off, Louise. 608 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,460 - I'm not finished yet. - Yeah, but I am finished. 609 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:29,520 It doesn't matter what you show me. 610 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,380 We are not those people anymore. 611 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,280 Oh, yes we are. 612 00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:33,810 None of the slides you have shown me, 613 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,450 are from the last 10 years. 614 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,760 I mean, where are those slides? 615 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:37,900 We don't have them. 616 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,720 Whatever we had that was so special, 617 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,970 just doesn't exist anymore. 618 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,150 We just need to make more slides. 619 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,350 No, no more slides, no. No more anything. 620 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,430 No more life together. 621 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,730 In fact from this moment on I just gonna scream and be as unpleasant ... 622 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:51,810 as possible ... 623 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,480 until you let me fucking go! 624 00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:56,520 Ian, stop. 625 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,260 She is a lunatic! 626 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:03,870 - Help, help! - Stop it, Ian! 627 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,560 If you can hear me, 628 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,440 I am a hostage here taped to a toilet! 629 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,500 Help! 630 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,840 Please come and help me! 631 00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,380 Hel ... 632 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:33,620 You look very nice, Louise. 633 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:35,160 Thank you. 634 00:39:35,310 --> 00:39:38,550 I haven't seen you in a sexy dress in quite a long time. 635 00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:42,930 Doesn't change things of course? What is the guitar for? 636 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:49,210 I'm gonna play and sing the song. 637 00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:50,720 Please don't. 638 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:55,040 I am going to serenade you, like we did when we first met, 639 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,830 and you are going to like it. 640 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,230 God, I'm so embarrassed for you right now. 641 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,390 Will you just listen, Ian! 642 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:02,180 Oh, God, no, no ... 643 00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:26,360 Louise, this is beyond. 644 00:40:26,570 --> 00:40:29,410 It's just so not working, put the guitar away. 645 00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:31,570 Shit! How does it go? Wait. 646 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:49,400 Well, I would applaud, but you made that impossible. 647 00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:52,560 You could applaud with your face. 648 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,810 Does it look like I'm applauding with my face? 649 00:40:56,650 --> 00:40:57,400 No. 650 00:40:57,530 --> 00:41:00,090 You knocked me out cold and you taped me to a toilet. 651 00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:03,330 Your romance is completely lost on me. 652 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,690 I mean, it's more like torture. 653 00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:10,120 That's gonna take a miracle. Nothing less. 654 00:41:10,150 --> 00:41:13,400 And since we both know the odds of something other-worldly happening here, 655 00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:15,220 Why don't you let me go? 656 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,070 No. 657 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:23,570 - Louise, just give up. - I won't. 658 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,040 How are you doin'? 659 00:42:08,270 --> 00:42:11,570 Bored and angry. I wanna wring your fucking neck, same as before. 660 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,270 Just checking. 661 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,640 Listen, I am gonna be going to the market in town, 662 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,300 'cause I'm gonna make you a really fancy romantic dinner. 663 00:42:18,450 --> 00:42:19,430 Any request? 664 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,320 Could you get me my cell-phone and then why don't you drop dead. 665 00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:23,760 You don't mean that, baby. 666 00:42:23,970 --> 00:42:26,440 The only way I would eat your fancy romantic dinner ... 667 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:29,060 is if you would force-feed it down my throat. 668 00:42:43,110 --> 00:42:46,030 Help! 669 00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:54,420 Help. 670 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:28,150 994, 995 ... 671 00:43:28,390 --> 00:43:35,630 996, 997, 998, 999 ... 672 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,370 Up here, help! 673 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,190 Help! 674 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:10,870 Help! 675 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:26,070 Help! 676 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,130 Hello. 677 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:41,110 Are you there? Help! 678 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,110 Help ...! 679 00:46:04,270 --> 00:46:06,850 Please shut the fuck up. I am trying to rob you. 680 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:08,940 What? 681 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,710 I said shut up or I'll bash your stupid head in. 682 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,690 Talk about an easy target. 683 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,800 Coming to your house and the owner is already tied up for you. 684 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:21,570 That's a beautiful, beautiful thing. 685 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,630 Ah, proof of a higher power if you ask me. 686 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,310 You are never going to get away with this. 687 00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:27,320 I told you to shut up, man. You are never going to get away with this. 688 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,680 I told you to shut up, man. 689 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,160 Thank you. 690 00:46:55,930 --> 00:46:57,310 Excuse me, sir, 691 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,080 do you happen to have any cash on you? 692 00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:01,990 No, I don't. 693 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,560 - You don't have any cash? - No, I have no cash. 694 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,590 You sure you don't have any cash? 695 00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,250 God! 696 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:27,110 - It's in my wallet in my pants. - Wallet in your pants? 697 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,960 Look at you, man. 698 00:47:31,030 --> 00:47:33,340 You're taped to a fucking toilet. 699 00:47:36,590 --> 00:47:40,130 Not that I care really, but who did this to you? 700 00:47:40,870 --> 00:47:45,320 - My wife. - Pussy, that's perfect! 701 00:47:45,870 --> 00:47:46,810 Holy shit! 702 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:49,730 Your fucking wife taped to a goddamn toilet. 703 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,290 What a day you are having, huh? 704 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,960 You must feel pretty humiliated. 705 00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:56,210 Yup. 706 00:47:56,330 --> 00:47:58,710 See, here is the difference between you and me, man. 707 00:47:58,730 --> 00:48:00,900 Whenever I get the urge to get married, 708 00:48:01,430 --> 00:48:06,170 I grab my balls and I squeeze them until I can't feel my legs, 709 00:48:06,370 --> 00:48:08,330 and then it just passes. 710 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:15,030 - What did you do to her? - Excuse me? 711 00:48:15,210 --> 00:48:17,580 Your wife ― to make her tape you to a toilet you must have done something to her. 712 00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:19,070 Well, that's none of your business. 713 00:48:19,420 --> 00:48:22,910 I am so interested in human nature, like ― 714 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,680 what makes people do the things that they do? 715 00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,600 My girlfriend thinks that I'll be a philosopher. 716 00:48:29,630 --> 00:48:32,400 I got a stereo about "Love". Do you wanna hear it? 717 00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:32,920 Ah, no. 718 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,630 I think that love is an experiment ... 719 00:48:35,990 --> 00:48:40,060 by a higher power. Call it God or whatever you want, but ... 720 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,870 I think it's still being worked out. 721 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,780 You know, the kinks. 722 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:46,140 It's not complete, it's like a test. 723 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,940 Brilliant. 724 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:51,160 Listen to me. If love is a test, then you are failing, Ok. 725 00:48:51,490 --> 00:48:53,930 And in the grand-scheme of things that makes you a failure. 726 00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:55,810 No, that does not make me a failure. 727 00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:57,740 You promised this woman ... 728 00:48:57,850 --> 00:49:00,040 that you would love her for the rest of your life, right? 729 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,640 And clearly you are failing at that. 730 00:49:02,810 --> 00:49:05,820 You failed her, yeah man, you are a failure. 731 00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:08,670 Who are you to judge me? You are a criminal. 732 00:49:08,810 --> 00:49:11,860 Fuck you, man, I am an honest person. 733 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:16,560 I never pretend to be anything I'm not. 734 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:18,980 And I would never promise anyone the moon ... 735 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,210 and then mean only, until I am tired of giving you the moon. 736 00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:23,650 Never. 737 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:24,700 So you think about that ... 738 00:49:24,710 --> 00:49:27,470 while I'm loading your belongings into my van. 739 00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:30,140 Pussy loser. 740 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:37,060 - Who the fuck is that? - Louise. 741 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:38,580 Ah, shit! 742 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,400 Oh, no. 743 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:43,550 Hello, my love! 744 00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:45,690 I'm home. 745 00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:56,820 Please, God, don't hurt her! 746 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:03,950 Don't hurt her! 747 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:21,290 Oh, my God, is she dead? 748 00:50:21,510 --> 00:50:23,190 She definitely looks dead. 749 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,160 What did you do to her? 750 00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:28,500 What did you do to her? 751 00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:30,740 Ah, I just made it very, very quiet. 752 00:50:31,090 --> 00:50:33,280 It was fun. Want me to do it to you? 753 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,190 You know what we need? 754 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,840 I wished we had matching toilet, say, for two. That would be pretty funny. 755 00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:45,100 Shit, nice tit's. 756 00:50:45,290 --> 00:50:46,610 Mind if I squeeze them a little bit? 757 00:50:46,730 --> 00:50:49,810 - Don't you touch her! - Or what? 758 00:50:49,930 --> 00:50:54,590 - What, are you gonna urinate on yourself? - I'll kill you, I swear to God. 759 00:50:55,130 --> 00:50:56,810 There an escape route that way. 760 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:03,120 - Stop it! - I would never get sick of these. 761 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,770 When is the last time you touched these tit's? 762 00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:13,770 Fuck, she is perfect, man. 763 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:16,220 You lucky bastard. 764 00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:19,390 Oh, God, what I would do to you. 765 00:51:20,140 --> 00:51:23,370 Shit, lucky fuck. 766 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:37,420 I don't think he'll kill us because we can't see his face. 767 00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:47,220 I don't care about anything we own in this house, I mean. 768 00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:51,000 It sounds like he is just taking everything that's not strapped down. 769 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,850 I hope he doesn't take that ... 770 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:03,570 silverware set your mother left us. 771 00:52:03,810 --> 00:52:05,420 That antique set, 772 00:52:05,570 --> 00:52:08,220 wished we had left that in the city. 773 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,410 You know? 774 00:52:13,010 --> 00:52:18,940 There is that expensive painting that we invested in. 775 00:52:19,050 --> 00:52:23,410 What was the artist's name? Kamano Suki Kamijoto. 776 00:52:24,330 --> 00:52:27,770 Yeah, I hate that painting. 777 00:52:28,350 --> 00:52:30,420 I don't care if it's worth 20 grand, I mean ... 778 00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:34,220 It was made by a third-grader I think. 779 00:52:35,170 --> 00:52:38,340 What did you say that reminded you of the rain? 780 00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:42,170 One of the reasons I bought it was to make you happy and to remind you of the rain. 781 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:48,620 Oh my God, look at us, Louise. 782 00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:51,840 It's ridiculous. 783 00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:57,110 For all I know this is how it's gonna end for us right here in this bathroom ... 784 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,500 with the wallpaper I hate. 785 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,590 Why the hell did we ever not take this wallpaper down? 786 00:53:14,210 --> 00:53:16,210 I do remember that day. 787 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:21,740 In the coatroom of the church when I was holding you and I was just rocking you. 788 00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:25,220 When I was rocking you back and forth. 789 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,300 And you had dust all over your wedding-gown. 790 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:34,550 You looked so beautiful. 791 00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:40,530 I was terrified. 792 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,740 I was terrified. 793 00:53:48,370 --> 00:53:50,730 It's not your fault, Louise. 794 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,780 It's not your fault. 795 00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:57,810 You couldn't have children, and I started hating my life, hatin' ... 796 00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,810 my boss, hatin' the advertising industry, 797 00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:01,780 hating the apartment, hating this house. 798 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,050 Everything we bought that we thought we wanted ... 799 00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:06,090 just hating everything. 800 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:09,540 Yeah, and I started feeling like a big miserable bastard, 'cause we ... 801 00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:12,990 you know, some people have nothing and there we were, 802 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:16,120 we could buy stupid expensive paintings. 803 00:54:17,340 --> 00:54:19,360 Some people have nothing. 804 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,450 Say something, Louise. Tell me about your crazy job, 805 00:54:24,570 --> 00:54:27,000 tell me about your hectic schedule. 806 00:54:27,170 --> 00:54:27,760 Complain for me, Louise. 807 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:30,110 Just say something, please. 808 00:54:30,490 --> 00:54:31,940 Come on, Louise. 809 00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:34,270 Don't leave me alone here in this bathroom. 810 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:38,460 Wonder if I am going to die. Don't leave me alone, Louise, come on. 811 00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:41,920 Just say something please. C'mon, I'll listen, I'll listen. 812 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,740 What the fuck. Is he having a party here now? 813 00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,500 Oh, shit! 814 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,510 What a fucking looser. 815 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:13,090 I know what I am, Louise. I am a nothing. 816 00:55:15,890 --> 00:55:18,430 And I don't stand for anything anymore. 817 00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:25,000 I'm just a loser taped to a toilet. 818 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:33,620 And it would be poetic justice if this is where I died. 819 00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:43,980 You didn't marry this man, Louise. 820 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:50,270 Why do you think I wanted to go to Paris? 821 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:55,640 I had this romantic idea of myself you know that I could maybe be a hero to somebody again. 822 00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:02,830 But look at me, I am a joke. 823 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:07,370 And you didn't marry a joke. 824 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:12,090 You married somebody who had dreams you know who ... 825 00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:14,940 promised you the world, 826 00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:20,780 and look what you ended up with, someone who lied to you, 827 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,040 who deceived you, 828 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,770 who couldn't protect you in the end. 829 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,510 A loser on the toilet. 830 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,680 I'm sorry, Louise. 831 00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:43,880 I'm ― I'm so so sorry. 832 00:56:58,770 --> 00:57:01,140 3,2 ... 833 00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:10,810 Quiet, quiet, Jesus. 834 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:14,720 Sorry, about the rug. 835 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,650 Sorry, about your rug. 836 00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:25,290 How do you do that? 837 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,450 How do you do that? 838 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,450 Hello, is anybody there? 839 00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:51,590 Ian? 840 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:55,670 - Ian, my only God, where are you? - Louise, Louise. 841 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,970 Louise, Louise, Louise ... 842 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,530 Louise, we're in the bathroom, 843 00:58:07,690 --> 00:58:09,540 and we are being robbed. 844 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:11,070 Are you Ok? 845 00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:14,080 I can't move my arms and my legs. 846 00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:16,220 You're taped, Lou. 847 00:58:16,450 --> 00:58:17,760 Can you stand? 848 00:58:17,790 --> 00:58:21,200 I don't know, I am gonna ... I'm just gonna try. 849 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:27,670 See if you can go over to the light switch, rub against it, and turn it on. 850 00:58:28,390 --> 00:58:33,250 God, my hands hurt, and my tooth is throbbing on some mess. 851 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:38,300 I know, I know ... I want to see your face. 852 00:58:42,470 --> 00:58:44,500 There you are. 853 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,940 I'm so sorry, Ian. 854 00:58:47,130 --> 00:58:50,660 Nah, it's Ok. It's not your fault. 855 00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:53,520 - Lou, try the door. - What? 856 00:58:53,650 --> 00:58:57,550 Try the doorknob, maybe you can escape to the back. 857 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:04,200 Can't get a grip. 858 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,480 Shit! 859 00:59:16,630 --> 00:59:18,590 Did he touch you? 860 00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:23,300 No, he just ... I came home and he ... 861 00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:29,830 Everything was gone. All our stuff was all over the floor ... 862 00:59:29,990 --> 00:59:31,890 in garbage bags and then he ... 863 00:59:32,890 --> 00:59:36,770 he jumped me, and then he smashed my head into the ground. 864 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,470 And I just don't remember anything after that. 865 00:59:39,530 --> 00:59:41,080 I'll kill him. 866 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,470 Ian, I'm so ashamed. 867 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,260 I'm so ashamed what I did to you. 868 00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:49,230 No, no, no. I'm ashamed. 869 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,760 I'm ashamed what I did to you. 870 00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:57,070 Do you think he will kill us? 871 00:59:57,140 --> 01:00:00,270 I don't know, come sit next to me. I want you to sit next to me. 872 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,190 Why? 873 01:00:01,490 --> 01:00:03,930 I just want you to be next to me, Lou. 874 01:00:12,090 --> 01:00:15,260 Maybe we'll only have an hour left together, 875 01:00:15,450 --> 01:00:17,090 maybe 15 minutes. 876 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:19,850 Let's talk this through. 877 01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:21,640 Let's work our marriage out, 878 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,940 even if it's for only 15 minutes. 879 01:00:24,070 --> 01:00:27,220 Are you just saying that because you are taped to a toilet? 880 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:31,800 I have had a lot of time to think about this. 881 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:34,850 And I don't want to fail you. 882 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,970 I'm pretty sure I still love you. 883 01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:41,480 Sure, I'm gonna kill you sometimes. 884 01:00:41,910 --> 01:00:43,090 Like all day today? 885 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:47,290 Hello, yeah, 'cause you make me crazy. 886 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,580 Just talk-talk-talk over me. 887 01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:54,820 And, you are so opinionated, and sometimes it makes me numb. 888 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:59,460 I won't do that anymore. I won't talk over you, and have opinions, I promise. 889 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,490 Naw, you can have opinions. 890 01:01:02,810 --> 01:01:04,960 You should quit your stupid job. You are so much happier if you ... 891 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:06,240 just quit your stupid job. 892 01:01:06,410 --> 01:01:08,520 You hate working at that company. 893 01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:12,530 You're right. I should quit. 894 01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:16,690 I should quit, and I should take the money I have saved and should open up ... 895 01:01:16,830 --> 01:01:18,120 my own company. 896 01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:20,260 My clients they'd would follow me. 897 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:22,680 Yup, that's a beautiful idea. 898 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,910 We should keep trying to have a child. 899 01:01:24,970 --> 01:01:26,870 We could even adopt. 900 01:01:31,850 --> 01:01:34,370 - Do you mean that? - Yes. 901 01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:38,090 Not just because you are taped to a toilet? 902 01:01:38,990 --> 01:01:40,710 I mean it. 903 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,720 And I need to start romancing you a little more, 904 01:01:44,950 --> 01:01:46,380 just like I did when we first were married. 905 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,980 I miss those days, Lou. 906 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:52,060 Every day you would look all sexy for me, and ... 907 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,560 You called me ugly. 908 01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:57,710 You are not ugly. 909 01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,980 You are a beautiful woman. 910 01:02:01,170 --> 01:02:02,710 You are gonna make me for a child. 911 01:02:03,070 --> 01:02:04,430 I'm not leaving you. 912 01:02:04,630 --> 01:02:08,020 - You had an affair. - People have affairs. 913 01:02:08,030 --> 01:02:09,130 Men. 914 01:02:12,030 --> 01:02:14,550 I'm going to make it up to you, Lou. 915 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:16,160 I promise. 916 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,640 The light just blew. 917 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:08,410 Better to see you in the moonlight. 918 01:04:15,010 --> 01:04:17,240 Ian, open the door! 919 01:04:19,220 --> 01:04:21,010 I'm serious! 920 01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:29,770 Who are you? 921 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:32,660 Shit! 922 01:04:33,890 --> 01:04:35,810 Muah, I guess they made up. 923 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:39,620 Ian, what is going on? 924 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,350 Oh, please, c'mon, don't hurt her! 925 01:04:42,470 --> 01:04:44,810 Oh, please don't hurt her! 926 01:04:45,030 --> 01:04:48,130 Why? What are you going to do about it? Hand-tie the man? 927 01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:53,550 Hope nobody else shows up. We're running out of tape. 928 01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:56,080 We only have one roll. 929 01:04:56,900 --> 01:04:58,800 Haven't you gotten everything you wanted? 930 01:04:59,150 --> 01:05:01,860 Why don't you just leave already? 931 01:05:02,340 --> 01:05:04,850 Look at that sexy, kinky bondage couple. 932 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,110 You guys are into some weird shit. 933 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:14,920 - Please just let us go. - Let me think about that. 934 01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:20,120 No, to this side. 935 01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:25,420 - Hey, don't you, hey! - Hey! 936 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:29,940 Actually I prefer the older one. 937 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:33,310 The younger one really reminds me of my whiny bitch girlfriends. 938 01:05:34,650 --> 01:05:36,810 But, aren't you beautiful, huh? 939 01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,250 C'mon, how have you been? What is your name? 940 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,040 Louise. 941 01:05:40,450 --> 01:05:42,790 Louise, stop, stop it! 942 01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:49,950 I find you beautiful, I do, I do ... every pore, every line, every curve. 943 01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:54,600 You deserve better than him, You know that? He doesn't know what to do with you. 944 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,080 God, I like you this way. 945 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,660 Hey, leave her alone! 946 01:06:05,350 --> 01:06:07,880 Please, I do whatever you want! 947 01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:13,550 - What are you doing, honey? - Why ― you bitch. 948 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,680 Coming, sweetness! 949 01:06:44,620 --> 01:06:49,460 Sara, calm down, calm down! 950 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,020 He is gonna kill us. We're gonna die. 951 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,170 And we are going to spend our last moments on earth ... 952 01:06:55,230 --> 01:06:56,600 with your stupid ex-wife. 953 01:06:57,090 --> 01:07:00,230 Um ... we're still married. 954 01:07:00,630 --> 01:07:02,960 We are not going to die. Please calm down. 955 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,170 Oh, my God! 956 01:07:07,810 --> 01:07:10,330 Why was she sitting on your lap? 957 01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:13,170 You didn't show up at the airport ― 958 01:07:13,370 --> 01:07:17,310 I was so ANGRY! I drove straight here. 959 01:07:17,490 --> 01:07:19,830 Ok ... Sara, Sara, your gonna have to really ... 960 01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:24,940 Sara, try to calm yourself. We are just being robbed here. 961 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,290 Oh, God, they taped you to the toilet? 962 01:07:27,490 --> 01:07:31,200 - No, I did that. - What? 963 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,810 It's a long story, doesn't matter. 964 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,830 Ian. 965 01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:38,120 Are you reconciling with your wife? 966 01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:40,900 Yes, he is. 967 01:07:41,130 --> 01:07:43,430 I didn't ask you. I asked him. 968 01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:51,670 Ian, just tell her! Get it over with. 969 01:07:53,810 --> 01:07:58,360 Sara, I am really very sorry about this. 970 01:07:58,380 --> 01:08:01,970 No, you don't love her, Ian. You love me. 971 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:06,720 - I'm your little Russian bobo! - She's your little Russian bobo? 972 01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:09,590 They are going to kill us! 973 01:08:09,630 --> 01:08:11,480 We have to remain calm! 974 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,880 I wasn't talking to you! 975 01:08:13,980 --> 01:08:17,190 I was talking to my boyfriend. 976 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,590 I don't care what you think. 977 01:08:18,770 --> 01:08:20,030 I care what he thinks. 978 01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:23,820 Oh, have you seen this? Check this out. 979 01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:26,410 I don't know, it must have cost him $10,000! 980 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:29,760 You spent $10,000 on a bracelet for her? 981 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:30,940 It was about $3,000 ... 982 01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:33,670 Yeah he did, because he is in love with me. 983 01:08:43,930 --> 01:08:45,670 Ok, please, please ...! 984 01:08:45,810 --> 01:08:46,820 This isn't helping, please! 985 01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:49,850 We are in dangerous situation here! 986 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,530 Please! 987 01:08:52,570 --> 01:08:55,190 Now listen, Sara! 988 01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:58,400 He didn't use that much tape on you, why don't see if you can free your hands. 989 01:08:58,570 --> 01:09:01,510 I'm not moving, Ian, until you tell your wife ... 990 01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:03,240 that you are leaving her forever. 991 01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:06,160 Can we, please, just work all that out later? 992 01:09:06,230 --> 01:09:07,630 We are in danger. 993 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:11,380 Just tell her, tell her, Ian, and I will do whatever you say. 994 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:15,230 Fine, if that's all it takes? 995 01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:17,420 Louise, I'm leaving you for Sara. 996 01:09:18,150 --> 01:09:18,410 Fine. 997 01:09:18,510 --> 01:09:20,290 And he is not just saying that to shut me up! 998 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:21,990 And he is saying it because it's true! 999 01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:24,260 And believe me, however this works out, 1000 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,470 we will be in Paris together next week ... 1001 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:29,010 and you will be crying to your girlfriends. 1002 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,080 Stop! 1003 01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:36,820 Please try freeing yourself. 1004 01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:48,890 - I can't. - Try harder. 1005 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,430 You know what? I said I can't. 1006 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,760 Louise, will you please just go and help her? 1007 01:09:55,820 --> 01:09:57,770 - I don't want to touch her. - Louise! 1008 01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:00,040 Fine. 1009 01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:08,790 Oh God, it's not working, Ian! 1010 01:10:08,860 --> 01:10:12,310 Oh, I hate you, Ian. I wished I had never met you! 1011 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,890 Do you hear that? 1012 01:10:24,610 --> 01:10:26,740 I think they are leaving. 1013 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:33,300 He is riding away on a lawnmower. Sara! Sara! 1014 01:10:33,340 --> 01:10:37,020 Did you see any kind of vehicle like from a lawn company or anything? 1015 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,400 I was pretty angry ... 1016 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,000 and upset when I got here, Ian. 1017 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:46,650 So I ... I think, yeah maybe I saw a van, and a car or two. 1018 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:47,270 I don't remember. 1019 01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:49,560 A van? 1020 01:10:49,630 --> 01:10:52,660 Yes, I saw a van, an unmarked van. 1021 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:55,410 Doesn't our lawn company have a company van? 1022 01:10:55,490 --> 01:10:58,300 I'm trying to remember, I don't know, I mean ... 1023 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:02,350 Yes, I ... they do. As a matter of fact I'm sure they do. 1024 01:11:02,390 --> 01:11:03,810 So, who are these guys? 1025 01:11:03,970 --> 01:11:06,840 I don't know, I didn't think we had anyone working on our lawn ... 1026 01:11:07,070 --> 01:11:07,790 until next month. 1027 01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:10,930 Some strange guy shows up and starts mowing our lawn. 1028 01:11:11,030 --> 01:11:13,410 Well, maybe that's how he operates, you know? 1029 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:16,520 Maybe he just stakes out empty houses during the week ... 1030 01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:20,210 and robs them maybe ... and he just didn't count on finding us here. 1031 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,850 Well, lets listen and see if they're gone. 1032 01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:27,490 I don't hear anything. 1033 01:11:27,870 --> 01:11:29,360 No? 1034 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:33,100 They didn't kill us. 1035 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,790 They just left! 1036 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,610 Yeah, they just left. 1037 01:11:44,570 --> 01:11:46,570 They just left. 1038 01:11:47,780 --> 01:11:50,380 Look, I just need to know right now whether or not you are going back ... 1039 01:11:50,450 --> 01:11:52,820 to your ugly fucking wife? 1040 01:11:55,970 --> 01:11:58,660 Look honey, this is not the time to do anything, 1041 01:11:58,710 --> 01:12:03,220 but figure out how to get free. We've been tied up all night. 1042 01:12:05,370 --> 01:12:07,760 May I have a moment alone with Ian, please? 1043 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,470 Where do you expect me to go, hon? 1044 01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:10,790 Oh, I don't care. 1045 01:12:10,870 --> 01:12:12,940 Why don't you get in the shower ... 1046 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,610 and hum yourself a little tune, 1047 01:12:14,690 --> 01:12:17,340 so I can have a moment alone with him? 1048 01:12:23,330 --> 01:12:28,070 - Please? - Fine. 1049 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,770 I love you, you fool. 1050 01:12:54,030 --> 01:12:56,170 Ok, I understand that. 1051 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,620 Ok, I understand that? 1052 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:03,020 That's what you're gonna say to me right now? 1053 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:05,510 My wife's humming in the shower. 1054 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,080 What do you expect me to say? 1055 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,150 Oh Ian, I could have taken anyone. 1056 01:13:10,430 --> 01:13:11,210 Anyone! 1057 01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:15,770 Fernando, the guy from the gym, Dr. Cohen, 1058 01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,250 even my dermatologist. 1059 01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,890 Fred, the bank guy, anybody ... but I chose you. 1060 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,160 I know, I know. 1061 01:13:22,590 --> 01:13:25,190 You make me feel smart and sexy ... 1062 01:13:25,270 --> 01:13:26,150 and strong and beautiful. 1063 01:13:26,210 --> 01:13:27,870 I wanted to go to Paris with you. 1064 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,230 Ian, I wanted to spend my life with you, 1065 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:33,940 and I don't think just because we are experiencing this little ... 1066 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,940 blip that anything should change. 1067 01:13:40,530 --> 01:13:44,480 Yeah, you know, I got a lot of sorting out to do. 1068 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:47,430 Sara, I'm sorry. 1069 01:13:47,630 --> 01:13:49,980 It's not so simple anymore. 1070 01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:54,470 You are forgetting it. How could you forget? 1071 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,470 I'm not forgetting. 1072 01:13:58,090 --> 01:13:59,870 Please don't forget. 1073 01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:04,840 Ok, been more than a minute. 1074 01:14:06,730 --> 01:14:07,650 Ok. 1075 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:09,390 Are you feeling any calmer? 1076 01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:13,450 No! This is an absolute nightmare! No! 1077 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:17,020 Should've just gotten on the plane to Paris and gone alone. 1078 01:14:17,090 --> 01:14:18,200 Yes, you should have. 1079 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:21,230 - Louise, Louise ... - Shut up! 1080 01:14:21,350 --> 01:14:22,670 Alright, alright ... 1081 01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:28,290 Listen, if Ian truly loves you, 1082 01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:31,900 he will come to see that, and if he does, 1083 01:14:31,940 --> 01:14:36,000 I will be graceful about it, and I will let him go. 1084 01:14:36,370 --> 01:14:38,200 Ok? 1085 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:42,140 Ok. 1086 01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:46,630 Ok, just gotta figure out how the fuck to get outta here. 1087 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,310 My cell-phone is in my back pocket. 1088 01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:53,020 If one of you guys can reach it, maybe you can dial 911. 1089 01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:06,130 And, you say you never saw their faces? 1090 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,970 No, never. 1091 01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:09,730 And what was the name of the lawn service ... 1092 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,760 that you normally use? 1093 01:15:10,820 --> 01:15:14,020 Mountain View Lawns. I don't think it's those guys. 1094 01:15:14,570 --> 01:15:18,540 There was a van in the driveway, but it was unmarked. 1095 01:15:18,690 --> 01:15:20,040 Can you describe it to me? 1096 01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:27,250 Ah, it was tan, and it had a lot of, ah ... dirt and dust on it. 1097 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:30,120 That's all that I remember. 1098 01:15:30,190 --> 01:15:31,450 How many passenger seats? 1099 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:35,220 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't count, ah ... 1100 01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:38,660 because I didn't know the house was being robbed. 1101 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,840 Have you had any contact in town with anyone who asked you questions about your house, 1102 01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:44,420 or your schedule or anything like that? 1103 01:15:44,490 --> 01:15:46,890 - No. - No, no, not really, no. 1104 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,460 We really haven't had any contact with anyone in town ... 1105 01:15:49,530 --> 01:15:51,500 after the 13 years we've been up here, no. 1106 01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:53,430 No, we pretty much kept to ourselves. 1107 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:56,160 I have only been to this town once. 1108 01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:59,680 Now, who are you? What's the relationship here? 1109 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,180 I'm his girlfriend. 1110 01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:05,600 His mistress. 1111 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:10,470 We were supposed to go to Paris this morning, 1112 01:16:10,590 --> 01:16:15,780 where he, may or may not have been planning to ask me to marry him. 1113 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:19,290 Ok. 1114 01:16:19,370 --> 01:16:21,790 Has this kind of thing ever happened before, officer? 1115 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:22,620 I'm sure lots of people ... 1116 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:24,010 have had affairs with much younger women. 1117 01:16:24,090 --> 01:16:26,060 No, I mean a guy on a mower ... 1118 01:16:26,230 --> 01:16:29,590 robbing people who have vacation homes up here. 1119 01:16:29,930 --> 01:16:31,680 We had a string of robberies a few years ago, 1120 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:32,930 but we caught the guy. 1121 01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:36,220 I have never really seen a robbery like this before. 1122 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,090 Can you take them down to the station today ... 1123 01:16:38,170 --> 01:16:40,200 and file a formal report of everything that's been taken? 1124 01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:41,550 Yes, of course. 1125 01:16:41,550 --> 01:16:41,570 You really think you're gonna catch these guys? Yes, of course. 1126 01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:43,640 You really think you're gonna catch these guys? 1127 01:16:44,140 --> 01:16:47,470 It's hard to say. You are not really giving us much to go on. 1128 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,810 There's a chance someone might blab about it to a friend. 1129 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:51,770 We'll catch him that way. Who knows? 1130 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,350 Well, here is something they overlooked. 1131 01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:56,320 - Wow! - All your family silverware. 1132 01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,320 I can't believe they didn't see that. 1133 01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:02,260 - God, that is so lucky. - What a blessing. 1134 01:17:03,330 --> 01:17:05,530 Here is the station's address. Come down at noon. 1135 01:17:05,630 --> 01:17:08,530 Yeah, we'll be there. 1136 01:17:09,970 --> 01:17:11,680 Sorry, sorry this happened to you folks. 1137 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,170 Nah, thanks, thanks ... 1138 01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:17,850 - I recommend locking your door securely. - Oh yes, we will, we will. 1139 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:20,430 Ok, bye now. 1140 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:26,430 I can't believe they took everything. They just took everything. 1141 01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:36,330 You know I'm sorry they took ... but we are alive, that's the important thing, you know. 1142 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:42,250 We are Ok, we are alive and everything else is gonna be Ok. 1143 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:49,580 They could have killed us, we're just plain lucky they didn't. 1144 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,970 Bye. 1145 01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:58,320 All is well, Ruby. 1146 01:19:11,090 --> 01:19:14,440 - What time are the movers coming? - They said they'd be here around at 3:00. 1147 01:19:14,530 --> 01:19:18,210 I can't believe how easy it was to sell this place. 1148 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:21,530 We'll be so happy once we're outta this crazy house. 1149 01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:24,120 You're already happy. 1150 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,710 - Ok, what was that for? - Because I love you. 1151 01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:36,660 Hey, are you hungry? 1152 01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:39,230 Do you want to go into town for one last lunch? 1153 01:19:39,610 --> 01:19:41,110 You're asking me out on a date? 1154 01:19:41,430 --> 01:19:45,890 I am, I'm asking you and Ruby out on a family date. 1155 01:19:46,590 --> 01:19:48,580 Yeah, not afraid. 87143