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Gino!
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Gino, you come in here now!
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I don't remember much
about when I was a kid.
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I remember the summers.
Bungalow bar and Johnny ride the pony.
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Listenin' to 45s
on the close n' play.
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Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front
stoop with my best friend teen...
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And her six sisters
playin' beauty parlor.
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I was eleven years old.
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I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee
with a drinkin' problem.
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I had no brothers or sisters...
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Which in a catholic neighborhood like
bensonhurst made me kinda like a martian.
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I gotta go change the record.
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- Put on "band of gold."
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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My mother left when I was three.
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I didn't know much about her except
she was an Italian from Texas...
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That pop met when he was
in the army down there.
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She's what my aunt Vicky
called a "free spirit."
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I knew she was iivin'
back in Texas somewhere...
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But no one ever talked about her,
least of all my pop.
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Every year we signed a Christmas card
and mailed it down to her sister...
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But that's as close
as I ever got.
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- Hey!
- Who's this?
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- No one. Give it back!
- Is it your mother?
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My mother told me she used to dance
half naked in the snow.
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She's a free spirit.
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Back off!
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Teen, what do you think
it'll be like when we grow up?
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First, we'll find two
brothers and get married!
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Twins! So neither of us
gets someone cuter.
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Right! Then we'll get pregnant
at exactly the same time.
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Yeah! Then our chests
will get bigger.
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Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're
pregnant to make the chest bigger.
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All you do is talk to it.
What do you say? I don't know.
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Grow! I guess.
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G row?
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Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow. Grow.
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- Grow. Grow. Grow.
- Grow. Grow. Grow.
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- Hurry up, Angie.
- I'm hurrying, Tina.
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Yeah.
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Right. And then
he yells at me. The bum.
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All right, I know.
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We didn't exactly grow up
and become Audrey hepburn or nothin.
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But, at least we get to go into
the city to work every day.
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- Forget about it.
- Later.
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Never seen them before.
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Hey, Angie! Tina!
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Very nice, ange.
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You are right.
You're always right.
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But then if I didn't run,
we wouldn't be here.
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I sure wouldn't mind
sitting down.
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Tina got me this job.
It's great!
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The only drag is, it's not like it's
a real magazine or nothin.
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Micro circuit. You tell people where
you work, they never heard of it.
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Whew! So go ahead, ange.
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These four nuns are tryin' to get into
heaven. And St. Peter says to the first one...
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"Sister, I must ask you before I let you
in: Have you ever touched a penis?"
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- No, never.
- She says, "yes, as a matter of fact."
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Once with the tip of my finger
I did touch one."
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He says, "all right, dip your finger in
the holy water and pass on through."
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The second one steps up,
he asks her the same question.
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"I have to admit once in the backseat of
a car, I touched a penis with my hand."
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"Dip your whole hand in the holy water
and pass on through."
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The third one steps up, but the fourth
one pushes her outta the way and says...
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"Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with
that shit after she sticks her ass in it...
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You can forget about it!"
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Vinnie and I had been boyfriend,
girlfriend since the 9th grade.
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But we still
don't live together.
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He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up
with a stockbroker or something.
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Someone who wore a suit.
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I mean, Vinnie's got a suit,
but it's green!
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I'm lying under this lady's sink today
and it comes to me... like bing!
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I'm gonna make a commercial.
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- You're gonna make a commercial?
- It's a great idea!
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I mean, it's gotta
be good for business, right?
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- What business? Baby, it's you and a truck.
- That's what I'm tryin' to fix.
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- Make a commercial.
- I think that's a good idea.
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- I do, I really do.
- What do you know about it, huh?
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I've got an opinion
like everybody else.
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He didn't ask how he could get people to eat
six meals a day. He's talking about plumbing.
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- Just stand there.
- Yeah, right, thanks a lot.
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Vinnie's a nice guy.
He's got a good heart.
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Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got
two kids, but he don't treat her right.
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Hey, hey, hey! Ding. Okay?
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Please?
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- Aah.
- Real nice!
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Hey, don't start
with me tonight.
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I thought we were goin'
to your house.
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Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along,
but we pretend like we do.
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I ain't eatin' her cooking.
I'll tell you that right now.
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Like I'm gonna stay in the same room
with her long enough to eat.
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- Hi.
- Hi! How was the movie?
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Itwas great. - You hungry? I got shells
and sauce I made special.
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Your father's in the kitchen.
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- Hey, pop.
- Hi, ange.
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- Frank!
- What?
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- Angie is here with Vinnie.
- All right.
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Don't ask me what pop sees in her.
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It's funny. She ain't Italian,
but she keeps wishin' she was.
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Oh, I gotta check my sauce!
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How you feelin'? - You want the truth
or what I tell everybody?
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- The truth.
- I feel fantastic!
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Vinnie, I'm having some trouble
with the sinks at the store.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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I'll come by tomorrow.
I'll take a look. - Good.
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Pop, when are you gonna get rid of
those sinks, buy some new ones?
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What are you talking about? Those sinks
are perfectly good. - They're prehistoric!
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- God forbid you should make a change.
- Here you are!
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Mangia.
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Angie, would you like some?
I got plenty.
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No, thanks, I've been
a little nauseous all day.
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You never take care of yourself. You're always
waitin' for somebody else to do it for you.
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What's that mean? - It means you
were raised like a little Princess.
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Hey, news flash! I was not raised
like a little Princess.
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All right, all right!
Let's have a little peace tonight.
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Please?
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00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,443
- So, how is it?
- Um, delicious.
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- It's fantastic.
- Yeah?
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00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:16,658
Got any cheese?
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I have one memory of my mother
to go with my one photograph.
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I'm three years old
and my relatives are over.
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Aunt violetta
who can make a rock cry...
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00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,316
Great aunt Louisa who's been
in mourning since 1956...
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00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,195
And my crazy aunt Vicky who has her big
puppet head pushed so close to me...
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I can see the cracks
in her tongue.
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- She's asking me...
- What are you gonna do with your life?
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00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,746
Three years old! I was this close to
bursting into tears...
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When suddenly out of nowhere my mother
picks me up like a super hero.
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Angie, some stories don't fit
inside a person's mouth.
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Some stories just have
to tell themselves.
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That's what she said.
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I guess I'll just have to let
my story tell itself.
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- Angela scacci...
- Scacciapensieri.
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I've been seeing the same
gynecologist since I'm 14.
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But, Jackie, my boss,
she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best.
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Don't be nervous.
He's one of the top men in the field!
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He treats the mayor's wife.
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- No kiddin'?
- Yes!
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Good morning, doctor.
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- Angie.
- Dr. Gould.
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- How ya doin'?
- Please sit down.
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All right.
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00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,901
- Are your periods always regular?
- Usually like clockwork.
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Every 28 days.
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I got your name from Jackie short...
Schwartz. She's my boss.
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I just, um, didn't want to go to the same
gynecologist as half my neighborhood.
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- Go ahead and lie down.
- All right.
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Place your legs in
the stirrups, please.
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Scoot down, please.
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Come on down a little further.
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You know, Jackie was my date
at my senior prom.
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No kidding?
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So... you think you might
be pregnant, huh?
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Yeah.
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Please don't feel self-conscious
about my height.
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Oh, god, no, of course not.
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I-I-I think it's nice
you don't have to bend or nothin'.
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I always think gynecologists
must have such back problems.
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- Ow, Jesus, Angie!
- Hold still.
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- That one don't got a head.
- Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one.
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It could fill an eclair.
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- Ow! Ow! That's enough.
- All right.
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You're a very weird girl.
It ain't a sportin' event.
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- You set the alarm?
- Yeah.
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- Come here.
- Vinnie, we gotta talk.
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- We'll talk tomorrow.
- No, listen to me.
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- Angie, you know how beautiful you are?
- Vinnie?
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- Oh my god, Vinnie.
- Talk to me. Go ahead.
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- I'm gonna throw up! Get off!
- What?
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Oh, god!
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- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
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It wasn't you, I swear.
You were great.
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Oh, yeah. If I make a girl puke,
I know I showed her a good time.
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What's wrong? You got
like a virus or something?
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You know what that's from? It's
from all those elevators in the city.
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00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,131
You keep breathing air that's been breathed
through somebody else's nostrils.
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- And it makes you sick.
- I'm pregnant.
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- You're what?
- I'm pregnant.
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For real?
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00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,565
Yeah. Remember that
time at pop's house...
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00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,526
Angie, that is
so fucking wonderful!
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- We're gonna have a baby!
- Vinnie, no! Put me down!
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Or we won't be able to sleep in this
room neither. - I'm sorry.
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- Put me down quick.
- I'm sorry. Here.
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Lie back, relax. Okay?
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- You all right?
- Uh-huh.
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- Oh, man, this is great! When's he due?
- December 25th.
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December friggin' 25th! The baby's
gonna pop out like Jesus Christ.
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That is fuckin' unbelievable.
That is so fuckin' unbelievable.
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00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,928
Vinnie, please, the neighbors
are gonna hear.
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00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,056
Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear!
I want everybody to know!
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- Hey, I'm havin' a baby!
- Way to go, Vinnie!
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We're gettin' married
right away, ange, okay?
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It don't matter if it's
a boy or a girl or whatever...
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'Cause whatever we have this time, we'll
go and have the other one the next time.
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Next time? Calm down.
This one ain't even born yet.
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Angie, I'm gonna make you happy.
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I swear it. Anything.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh.
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Saltines.
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My sister when she was pregnant with the
twins and had the morning sickness...
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- She said the saltines helped her.
- Oh.
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So tomorrow I'm gonna go out
and get you a dozen boxes.
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You want something now? - No, no,
Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay?
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Promise me we're not gonna turn out
like Tina and Jerry, okay?
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Tell me we're special.
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We're special, baby.
You make us special.
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I know that.
212
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:54,078
But enough's enough. Angela, I mean,
you can be special and normal too.
213
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:58,249
A house, a crib,
a nice normal life.
214
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,463
I mean, I can't wait.
Can you, huh?
215
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,301
Oh, boy.
216
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,694
- Pop.
- Hi, ange.
217
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,365
I've got some good news.
Me and Vinnie are gonna get married.
218
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,826
- You and Vinnie?
- We're gonna have a baby.
219
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,120
You're havin' a baby? Ahh!
220
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,208
Oh, I'm so pleased!
That's fantastic!
221
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:45,796
Hey, come here! She's going to get
married. She's having a baby.
222
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:52,261
- It's a breast pump!
- You are gonna thank me for this.
223
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,680
Let's make a toast to the baby.
224
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,849
To the baby.
225
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,439
You're gonna love it, Angie,
the whole thing.
226
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,944
It's the most beautiful experience
a woman can have. - Damn straight!
227
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,572
Except for the water retention.
My hands swelled up so much...
228
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,408
I had to go to a jeweler
to get my rings cutoff.
229
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:18,246
Forget the hands. How 'bout the way
your breasts swell up?
230
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:23,125
- I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses.
- Oh, my god.
231
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,127
That stuff, it doesn't come out.
232
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,422
Stop it! You'll give her nightmares
for the next seven months.
233
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:32,843
- It really is a beautiful experience.
- Of course it is.
234
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,846
Oh, I'm...
235
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,475
When I was born, my mother, she pushed so
hard she had a b.M. Right there on the table.
236
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:43,271
Ah, I'm gonna uh...
I gotta take a walk.
237
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,816
- Angie, don't listen to them.
- I'm sorry!
238
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,278
So, when are you gonna
start gettin' big?
239
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,739
You're gonna look so sexy
when you get some meat on your bones.
240
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,910
Hey, look, baby names.
241
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:02,456
Will I be sexy when my breasts are ieakin'
and I'm having bowel movements on the table?
242
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,959
- What?
- Nothing.
243
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,421
What about Joey or Johnny
if it's a boy? Johnny or Jimmy?
244
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,506
Or Debbie if it's a girl?
245
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,134
For those you need a book?
246
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,927
For instance, all right?
247
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,513
What about Marie
after my grandmother?
248
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:21,309
The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew
your heart up and spit it on the pavement!
249
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,894
It's just her way, all right?
250
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,732
- How come we never go to a museum?
- Don't start with that.
251
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,401
It's a nice day out.
I don't wanna think about a museum.
252
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,739
These pictures ain't so hard. You
can see people in 'em and everything.
253
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,995
That broad needs to get laid.
254
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,831
Come on, fatty,
I'll buy ya a carvel.
255
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,018
Pop? - Hi, ange. I called before.
You weren't home.
256
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,646
- Come in.
- How ya doin'?
257
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,273
- I'm all right. How are you?
- Good, good, good.
258
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,443
- What's in the box?
- A present.
259
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,738
- Yeah?
- Open it.
260
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,244
- A wedding dress.
- You ain't bought one yet, have you?
261
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,372
- Oh, good
262
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:28,042
it's the one your mother wore
the day she married me.
263
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,254
Oh, my god.
264
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,298
- Oh, pop!
- Isn't it beautiful?
265
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,010
Here. Look at the rest of it.
266
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,514
- Look at all these beads.
- Whoa!
267
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,600
Angie, now that
is a wedding dress!
268
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,689
Excuse me, frank. Sorry.
269
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,316
I think it'll mean
a lot to her...
270
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,945
If you wore it
on your wedding day.
271
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,699
My god, pop. I can't believe
you saved it all this time.
272
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,243
- Oh, honey, baby.
- Thank you.
273
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,537
You don't throw out
a thing like that!
274
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,914
You can let it out too!
I mean, don't worry.
275
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,376
- I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat.
- Shut up.
276
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,753
Your mother doesn't know
I did this.
277
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,424
When she sees you walking down the
aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her.
278
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:20,428
- This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother.
- Of course, she is your mother.
279
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,191
- She's not, pop, no offense.
- She raised you since you were seven.
280
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,391
- Stay outta this!
- Angie, don't start, huh?
281
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,060
For over 20 years,
that woman tried to get you to like her.
282
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,772
- Now at least show her some respect.
- I ain't wearing her dress!
283
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:35,359
How the hell did you get
so goddamn selfish?
284
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,195
That woman saved my life
when I was married to your mother.
285
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,448
She helped me through the
worst period of my life.
286
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,284
You were seeing Kathy when you
were still married to my mother?
287
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,637
- Forget I mentioned the whole thing.
- Were you seeing her?
288
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,122
- Gimme the goddamn box!
- Everybody, calm down.
289
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,666
- Take it easy, ange. Calm down!
- Let me go!
290
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,585
Ow! Jesus!
291
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,714
I'm bleedin! What are you,
out of your mind?
292
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,731
Come on, everybody.
Good. Make a line.
293
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,983
Keep together.
294
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,652
Maria?
295
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,821
I saw that!
296
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,240
Let's go, come on.
297
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,489
It breaks a lot of rules,
this picture.
298
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,117
Empty space on the left.
299
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,788
The pair of them looking at the short
side of the frame, but it works!
300
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:40,169
All this emptiness reinforces
their isolation. Don't you think?
301
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,715
Are you all right?
302
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:48,218
Yeah, I will be... if you leave.
303
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,227
God.
304
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,498
Excuse me!
305
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,126
Excuse me, ma'am.
There's no eating in the museum.
306
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,171
I'll have to take those. - Trust me.
You want me to eat these crackers.
307
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:28,133
- There are signs posted. No food or beverages...
- Pal, if I don't eat these...
308
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,887
You're gonna have a new kind of modern art
on your floor. - I don't make the rules.
309
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,532
- Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings.
- I have to ask you to leave.
310
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,183
Hey, get your hands...
311
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:41,105
Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal.
The lady's feelin' nauseous.
312
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:46,235
An extreme reaction to degas,
I will admit. If it had been Picasso...
313
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,071
- You know this man?
- I've never seen him before in my life.
314
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,132
She's waiting for a formal introduction.
Could you do the honors?
315
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,868
- Get off me. Why don't you throw him out?
- He's not eating.
316
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,713
Here we go, outside.
Thank you very much.
317
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:09,216
- Have a nice day.
- Your museum's overrated.
318
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,469
And the guards at the Whitney
could kick your ass.
319
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,058
Look, it was interesting
meeting you.
320
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,686
Have a nice life. I'm sure
it'll be a short one.
321
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,230
We haven't met.
My name's Noel. Yours, please?
322
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:26,859
Ralph. - If we're giving real names,
mine's Denise.
323
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,236
Are you lonely or horny?
What's your problem? - I'm Irish.
324
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:32,281
Which often gets confused
for lonely and horny.
325
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,743
You seemed to really like that
degas painting. - Yeah, well...
326
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,163
It looks like a lot
of marriages I've seen.
327
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,958
- So, you some kind of artist or something?
- I'm an international lawyer.
328
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,544
- You?
- Brain surgeon. Mount sinai.
329
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,838
I remember you from right
after the accident.
330
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:52,051
You said I didn't need that
cerebral cortex. - That was me.
331
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,763
Shamelessly obvious pass,
but can I buy you dinner?
332
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:59,516
Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of
a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
333
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,102
- Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding!
- I gotta go.
334
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,689
Just hang on a minute.
Let me give you my number.
335
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,655
Here you are. Come on.
336
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,076
We could get thrown out
of the guggenheim together.
337
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,468
All right, you,
leave right now...
338
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,679
And I won't use this glock
nine millimeter I'm holdin'...
339
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,432
To blow your face through
the back of your head!
340
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,559
Not, "gee, honey,
great to see ya!"
341
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,937
But it's the most you said
to me in about a week.
342
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:48,649
Vinnie, you idiot!
My god, you scared the shit outta me.
343
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:52,569
Angela, what the fuck
is goin' on here?
344
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,739
I go to touch you
and you pull away from me.
345
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:59,993
I call you on the phone, you don't
want to talk to me! - Vinnie, go home.
346
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:04,289
I just... I gotta have
some time to myself.
347
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,126
- Oh, come on with that bullshit!
- Why is that bullshit?
348
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,963
You don't know everything.
You're not carnac the magnificent!
349
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,465
You don't know what's goin'
on inside a person's head.
350
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:21,223
- The eggplants are comin' very nice.
- Yeah, good.
351
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,059
Don't put too much water on 'em.
352
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,230
- How's the tomatoes?
- Good! Good fruit.
353
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,274
Hi, pop. Hi, Kathy.
354
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:33,944
- Hi, ange.
- Angie! Ah, listen...
355
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,698
Garden looks beautiful,
Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch.
356
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,743
Listen, I never really said congratulations
about Vinnie and the baby.
357
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:46,039
It's okay. - No, it's not. The baby
outweighs everything, Angie.
358
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:49,501
It's a miracle from god.
359
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:52,129
I just hope you realize
what a precious gift it is.
360
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:16,069
Pop, I'm sorry
about the other day.
361
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,739
Cooled off real nice, huh?
362
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,491
God must've finally won
a game of cards.
363
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,747
Pop, I know you don't wanna
talk about it, but...
364
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,041
Why'd you have an affair
on my mother?
365
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,460
Why do you gotta start,
Angie, huh?
366
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,004
Did you love her?
367
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:42,846
Angie, you can never understand
what it was like iivin' with her.
368
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,515
Finding her in her
nightgown in the snow...
369
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:48,644
Dancin' with her lips all blue.
370
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,773
So she danced in the snow.
371
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,692
Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life
more than you and...
372
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:59,321
Angie, I can't talk
about this, all right?
373
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,865
She's gone.
We have a life here. That's it.
374
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:06,745
- Fine. I understand.
- No! No. Some thingsjust end, Angela.
375
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,582
- This is one of 'em.
- Fine.
376
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,213
Exhale, turn left.
377
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,591
Again, way up. Lift, exhale.
378
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,511
And lift.
379
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,554
And back, hunching fonnard.
380
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,723
Left arm, right.
Let the shoulders...
381
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:31,311
Look at her. Nine months pregnant,
she goes on tape wearing white spandex.
382
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:34,690
I don't know. I like this tape.
They don't work you out so hard.
383
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,484
Gimme that back!
I'm gonna kill you!
384
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,154
Hey, what is going on
in there, huh?
385
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:45,409
- Nothing.
- All right, so just relax, okay? Relax!
386
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,829
Oh, they are gettin' so weird!
387
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,540
Richie took the little one,
turned him upside down like a mop...
388
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,751
And practically did the floor.
389
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:58,463
- What's this?
- This is a guy.
390
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,550
- A guy guy?
- The "guyest."
391
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,177
- Angela, what're you doin'?
- I met him in that museum.
392
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,265
He's a real nutjob, but he's cute.
He's from Ireland.
393
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,851
- I just don't know if I wanna call him.
- You're pregnant.
394
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,979
You're getting married. You're carrying
around some foreigner's number...
395
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,982
In your pocket like it's gonna burn too
big a hole to be lost in the bag.
396
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:21,028
I think you wanna call him.
You're gonna end up on Oprah.
397
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:25,282
I've been avoiding Vinnie like the
plague. He don't know what to think.
398
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:29,619
Well, he's not
the only one, darlin'.
399
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,539
Very nice! I leave you
five minutes, I got a big mess.
400
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:27,469
- You paint these?
- Depends.
401
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,264
- Do you like them?
- Uh, depends. What are they?
402
00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:34,184
That one is
"rush hour in Manhattan."
403
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:38,313
Uh-huh. I do like 'em.
So'd you paint 'em?
404
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,274
I modeled.
That's me on the left.
405
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,947
I used to be thinner.
406
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,541
I can't believe the elevator opens up
right into your apartment.
407
00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:00,460
So cool.
408
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:03,672
I'm a little nervous. I haven't had
a morning after in a long time.
409
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,716
You? I got up and cooked!
410
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,886
I feel like me mother.
Next I'm gonna vacuum.
411
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:12,240
Are you tellin' me you've
never done this before? - Never!
412
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:16,143
But, uh, could you hurry it up, please?
I have to be back at the met at 11:30.
413
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:19,813
That accent lets you get
away with a shitload, huh?
414
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,608
It's a crap accent.
Yours is the ace one.
415
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,653
Hey, so, just because
I get thrown out of the museum...
416
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,240
Don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
417
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,702
- Good. Very deniro.
- Thank you.
418
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,747
- Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try.
- No.
419
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,416
All right.
420
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,794
Pink hearts, yellow stars,
orange moons, green clovers.
421
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:45,464
Magically delicious!
422
00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:49,301
What have the Irish ever done to you
to make you hate us so much?
423
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,136
Bagels.
424
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:55,891
- So, Noel, you like kids?
- Sure.
425
00:32:55,932 --> 00:33:00,562
That's why I stayed one
'til I was 35... 38, 42... hike!
426
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:06,485
- Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em.
- You don't say.
427
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:13,909
- What's the music?
- Jules massenet. It's from a ballet.
428
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:19,623
It's all about a guy
and a girl... and death.
429
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,666
And death comes to take the guy.
430
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:26,922
You know, death:
White face, black tights, bad attitude.
431
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:31,801
And the girl tricks death into taking
her instead of the guy.
432
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,513
- Hmm.
- Atta girl.
433
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,438
- This an Irish chick?
- Huh?
434
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,651
- She obviously ain't Italian!
- Shut up.
435
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,591
How you doin'?
436
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,137
Wow!
437
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,316
You must be my 12:00.
438
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,152
So, what is this?
439
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:34,864
- It's an office.
- Yes, I see that.
440
00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:38,410
Your machine said
to try you at your office.
441
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,746
You know, here I thought
you were an artist.
442
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:46,293
- I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit.
- I told you I was a lawyer.
443
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,420
Yeah, but you
never tell the truth.
444
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:52,215
Well, the lonely painter in the loft was
working so well, and people hate lawyers.
445
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,594
No, people hate lies.
446
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:59,097
So, is this really yours?
Maybe you rented it to impress me.
447
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,350
No, I rented the apartment
to impress you.
448
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:06,021
Let's make a system of bells. One ring,
you're full of shit; Two, you're not.
449
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,856
Fine, so, what do you do?
450
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,358
- I'm a fashion model.
- Bong!
451
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,028
- Screw you!
- Well.
452
00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:15,905
What I mean is, you're
far too intelligent. - Yes.
453
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,325
Good save, but screw you anyway.
454
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:22,037
Never met a woman like you.
455
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,040
I've met teamsters like you.
456
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,083
Teamster ever do this?
457
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,798
Yeah, but I told him I was married
and that was the end of it.
458
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,058
Should I come back at 1:00?
459
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,272
How many times has
this happened to you?
460
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,316
At dopodomani plumbers
we guarantee...
461
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,069
Cut, cut, cut.
Vinnie, we gotta do it again.
462
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,155
You're doin' great, but remember
you're a little stiff.
463
00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:59,258
What's the first thing
I said to you about the camera?
464
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,409
- "The camera is your..."
- My friend.
465
00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,745
Right. And it's never gonna
talk back to you. - Right.
466
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:07,791
Say whatever you want. Just
talk to the camera, nice, friendly...
467
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,126
All right. Thanks.
468
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,255
- Okay. Ready, Vinnie?
- Oh, yeah.
469
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,133
Okay. Ready... action.
470
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,973
How many times has this
happened to you? - Cut.
471
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:27,060
- What's the matter?
- That smile. You know how to smile?
472
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,853
I'm not smilin'?
473
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:33,900
- Just dial... 1-9-1-0...
- No, no, no.
474
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:35,777
- What?
- Vinnie. Vinnie.
475
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:39,155
Just dial 9-1-0, p-I-u-m-m...
476
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,199
- No, no!
- What?
477
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,415
Let me ask you a question. How many
times has this happened to you?
478
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:52,752
At dopodomani plumbers, we guarantee we
can lick any problem in one hour or less...
479
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:55,630
Or it's no charge to you;
Get your money back.
480
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,966
Just dial...
481
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:01,803
9-1-0 plummers. P-I-u-m-m-e-r-s.
482
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:05,932
- Vinnie, hand me a ratchet.
- Sure.
483
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:09,894
Dopodomani plumbers, because you never
know what you'll find under your sink.
484
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,606
And... cut! Itwas great, Vinnie.
Everything worked.
485
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,568
- Itwas all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot.
- It was great.
486
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,779
Can't help the way you look, but you
sounded great. - You're very funny.
487
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,657
- You know Tina? You'll probably like her.
- Yeah? She single?
488
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,159
- How much?
- Ah, $600.
489
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,161
- Thought we said five.
- Six.
490
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,498
- Here you go. Better look good.
- You look great.
491
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,793
- Come on, ange, let's go. I'm hungry.
- So go eat.
492
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,837
What are you doin'?
Get outta there. We're done.
493
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,965
- No.
- What do you mean, "no"?
494
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:42,177
- Come on, let's go. Come on.
- No.
495
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:46,765
I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life. You didn't even see my face.
496
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:50,977
It's acting, Angela. Do you think the
guy in the elephant man said...
497
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,980
"I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't
gonna see my face"? Huh?
498
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,316
- Ow!
- Besides, your legs look terrific.
499
00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,737
- And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms."
- it's somebody else's number.
500
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:05,241
- You did a good job.
- Thank you. You, too.
501
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,203
Thank you.
502
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:11,206
So, I forgot to tell ya.
503
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,626
- Took out a homeowners loan yesterday.
- Huh?
504
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:18,129
I bought a house. - You forgot
to tell me. What, are you crazy?
505
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,508
It's the sweetest little place you've
ever seen on eighty-fourth street, baby.
506
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:25,178
- You're serious!
- Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage.
507
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,722
It's got a little room for the baby.
You should've seen it.
508
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:31,851
You're damn right I should've seen it
before you took out a loan on a house!
509
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,646
A whole house!
Ain't I supposed to live in it too?
510
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,899
Realtor said another couple were gonna
make an offer. I had to move on it!
511
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,903
You've been goin' places
with a realtor behind my back?
512
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:46,491
- Huh?
- Angela, you've seemed edgy lately.
513
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,494
I thought I'd look at a few
places, check 'em out first.
514
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,996
Do all the legwork
and then show 'em to you.
515
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,124
I never thought I'd have
to say "yes" to one on the spot.
516
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,297
All right, Vinnie, look.
517
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,299
I've been thinkin' about this so
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
518
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,678
I don't think it's a good idea
our gettin' married.
519
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:11,516
- I don't think we'd be good for each other.
- Angela, don't bust my balls.
520
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:15,103
- You see it first. Then if you don't like it...
- It's not just the house.
521
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,814
- It's everything, all right!
- Oh, here she goes.
522
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,317
- She's gonna try and be all serious now.
- I am serious as cancer!
523
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:24,028
It's not something you can
talk me out of, so please don't try.
524
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,740
You know what I'm like when I'm certain
and I am certain about this.
525
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,619
This is crazy.
Are you really that mad?
526
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,998
It's not crazy!
It's how I feel! I'm sorry.
527
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,458
Hey, where're you goin'?
528
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,506
I don't believe this.
I don't fucking believe this!
529
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:46,843
Vin, please,
you had to see it comin'.
530
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,553
Goddammit!
531
00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:51,556
Goddammit!
Get outta the fucking way!
532
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,350
Hey, you son-of-a-bitch!
533
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:03,401
Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'?
534
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:05,612
Goddamn motherfucker!
535
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,080
Vinnie, cut it out. Come on!
536
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:19,709
Jesus. What are you doin'?
537
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:37,518
All right.
538
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,229
Now, say it to me again.
539
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:43,566
I can't go out with you
no more, Vinnie.
540
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:47,320
You can't go out
with me no more?
541
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,241
You're pregnant with my baby.
542
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,828
We're gettin' married
and you can't go out with me no more?
543
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:02,794
Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question.
And I need an answer.
544
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:08,049
Whatever you say, that's it.
No goin' back. No changin' your mind.
545
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:12,136
'Cause I can't take it.
Okay? I can't take it anymore.
546
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:19,185
Are we gonna get married or not?
547
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:36,244
Have you ever loved me,
Angela? No, really!
548
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:40,081
'Cause I don't think so.
549
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,417
I mean, what are people
gonna think?
550
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,420
What are they gonna say, huh?
551
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,089
You're knocked up with my baby
and you won't even marry me.
552
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:52,385
They're gonna think I'm some kind
of fucking animal. - No, vin, come on.
553
00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:56,556
It doesn't matter what people think.
You're a great guy.
554
00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:00,685
You could find somebody better
in like two minutes.
555
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,355
Like you found somebody?
556
00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:08,026
It ain't like that, vin.
557
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:13,698
That would be better, you know.
558
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,080
You just don't wanna marry me.
559
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,963
- Right?
- Yeah.
560
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:10,338
- Hello?
- Hey, Noel, it's Angie.
561
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,965
Listen, I got somethin'
I gotta tell ya.
562
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:17,303
Yeah? I got something to tell you too.
No bullshit, two bells.
563
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:20,223
Me first. My bell's louder.
My bell's big Ben.
564
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:24,936
- You sittin'?
- Sure.
565
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,647
Maybe that's not enough.
Maybe you better, like, get into bed.
566
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,399
- What is it?
- I'm pregnant.
567
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:34,320
It's not yours.
It's from before I met you.
568
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,409
So, are we still on for dinner
on Friday?
569
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,252
You're okay, Noel.
Whoever you are.
570
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,338
What'd you have to tell me?
571
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:56,926
You're not gonna believe this, but,
uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours.
572
00:43:57,009 --> 00:44:00,179
How's that for coincidences?
573
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,884
Careful. Excuse me.
574
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:41,137
Sorry. What's his problem?
575
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,514
- Where are we?
- Right over here.
576
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:47,101
Thank god we're on the aisle.
I gotta pee every five minutes.
577
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,478
Quit whinin'
about your broken water!
578
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:54,066
I've had these tickets for six months
and we're not leaving now!
579
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,820
I'll be fine.
580
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:10,768
That's a jeté lift.
581
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:47,722
- That's a sissone lancé.
- Would you get over yourself.
582
00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:58,691
Oh, look. That's called...
"Ouch, my balls!"
583
00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:10,161
Is this... is this good?
I mean, this is a great ballet?
584
00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,496
How would I know?
Never saw one before.
585
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,916
I just thought you'd like it.
586
00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,879
I do.
587
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,229
What?
588
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:21,023
What are you doin'?
589
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:22,983
Makin' pizza.
590
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,111
Pizza don't come
on English muffins.
591
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,113
Vinnie used to love
my pizzelles.
592
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:30,950
You never really cooked
for him much, did you?
593
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,494
- I admit, I never sprayed his food.
- Very funny.
594
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,497
You laugh alone in bed at night?
595
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,881
What are you doin'?
596
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:47,925
It's my breathing exercises.
597
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:50,094
- That can't be good for the baby.
- It's lamaze.
598
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:53,889
Fine. When the kid gets asthma,
god forbid, don't come runnin' to me.
599
00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:56,892
- You can't be serious!
- Come on, I'm watching!
600
00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:01,772
In my day, women did not need lamaze
or vcrs in the delivery room.
601
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:04,066
They all had drugs.
They slept through the whole thing.
602
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:07,611
Really? I can tell you
there were a lot fewer caesareans.
603
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:11,949
'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't
wait to get their careers goin' before kids.
604
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:15,244
Because motherhood was
a career, the most important career!
605
00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,496
Yeah, well, the pay stinks.
606
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:22,418
It amazes me how people who have never been
through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong.
607
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,921
Angie! - No, tell her. She's always
on my case with little digs.
608
00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,299
It'd be so much easier for me
if Vinnie were still around.
609
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,742
I'm not gaining enough weight
for my height... - You're not.
610
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,053
'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food.
Two more weeks of this...
611
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:37,558
That's enough! - Kathy, when you have
a baby come and talk to me.
612
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,686
Until then, don't stick your
nose where it ain't never been.
613
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,689
Excuse me.
614
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:50,404
- What? What'd I do?
- I hope you're happy now!
615
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,824
She has been there, Angie.
She lost a baby her first marriage.
616
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,844
- Didn't live an hour.
- How am I supposed to know that?
617
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:59,163
You weren't! You were
just supposed to be a little nicer.
618
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:02,458
You're supposed to treat her
like your mother.
619
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:09,298
I just don't think it's right,
the whole thing with Noel.
620
00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:11,425
Don't start, please.
621
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:13,969
You see him, what,
once, twice a week?
622
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,222
- He never met your parents.
- Oh, yeah.
623
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:19,892
And you never talk about what's gonna
happen after the baby's born.
624
00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,977
He's my vacation from all that.
625
00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:25,564
How do you know what kind
of father he's gonna be?
626
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:28,526
When I was pregnant, all
Jerry ever talked about...
627
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:31,070
Was how he was gonna teach
the kids stick ball.
628
00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:35,074
I guess they can't
all be Jerry, huh?
629
00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,952
I'm sorry.
Could we just do this please?
630
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:41,997
Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin'
the whole focal point.
631
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,333
I ain't using this
as no focal point.
632
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,752
Ain't you got something else?
633
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:50,256
You gonna bring a roll of cookie
dough in the delivery room? - Why not?
634
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,508
- Maybe, I don't know.
- What've you got?
635
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,885
How 'bout this?
636
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:59,807
I bet this will give you something to
concentrate on when you're in labor!
637
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,642
If I had this,
I wouldn't be in labor.
638
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,645
- Give it to me. I need it!
- It's mine now!
639
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,358
Hey, you ready?
I got the kids waitin' in the car.
640
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:12,528
What the hell is so funny?
641
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:16,490
Nothing. We were just talkin' about
Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic!
642
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,368
Finish it on the phone, will ya?
It's all you do anyway.
643
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:23,163
Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those
calls ain't mine, you know that, teen.
644
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:27,960
Why not? You're the only one who's home
all day. - That's real nice. That's...
645
00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:33,340
What the hell is this?
646
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,718
Well, well, well!
647
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:38,429
You girls havin' a little afternoon
delight, huh? - Yeah.
648
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,140
When did you pull this out
of mothballs?
649
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,852
When she realized at least
that thing made noise in bed.
650
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:49,481
She only got this in the first place
because I wouldn't fuck her.
651
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:52,401
Jerry, if I was her, iwouldn't fuck you
with a rented vagina.
652
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,571
You got some mouth.
No wonder Vinnie dumped you.
653
00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:59,950
What the fuck is this?
A body block from Petunia pig?
654
00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:03,077
- I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant?
- Shut up and let's go.
655
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,705
Don't tell me to shut up.
656
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,267
You just can't take I'm the only one
who tells you the truth, teen.
657
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:11,420
You're a real Saint. - If it wasn't for
me makin' fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds.
658
00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,964
- She looks great.
- Oh, yeah?
659
00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:16,300
- Come here. What size is this?
- Come on.
660
00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:19,678
Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is!
Eighteen? Eighteen, huh?
661
00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:23,390
- That's not a size, it's a voting age.
- Get out of my fucking house!
662
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,768
Ooh! What a pair of ladies
we got here.
663
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:28,437
Little miss toilet mouth
and orchid, the killer whale.
664
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,606
Let's just go, okay?
I'm sorry, Angie.
665
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,067
What are you sorry for?
Don't you apologize for me!
666
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,904
- Get your fuckin' hands off her!
- I know the two of you are get up to!
667
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:40,574
Talk about what a fuckin' loser
I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job!
668
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,702
Well, your kid's
gonna be a bastard!
669
00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:46,598
And who the hell do you think's gonna
put up with you except a loser like me?
670
00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,707
Dad, leave her alone.
671
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,544
I told you guys
to stay in the car!
672
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,630
Okay, go, go, go.
673
00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:59,051
- You fuckhead!
- Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist.
674
00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,558
Go to sleep.
675
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:39,943
I'll get you right now.
676
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,203
Noel! Noel!
677
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:53,081
Noel.
678
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,792
- Hi.
- Hey, happy Christmas.
679
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:58,378
- Where ya been?
- My plane was late. Where's Angie?
680
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:02,090
She's not ready. Come here.
I'll get you a drink.
681
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:12,643
All right, everybody. If you could clear
the dance floor please.
682
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,312
Thank you.
683
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,315
Tonight we have a very
special visitor...
684
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,818
- Straight from the north pole.
- Yeah.
685
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:26,615
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho.
Merry Christmas.
686
00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:30,452
- Is that who I think it is?
- Yes.
687
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,747
- Okay, Tony, give me a hand.
- You goin' up there?
688
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:45,175
All right.
689
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:47,970
- Give me your hand.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
690
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,186
I got a special one
for you, baby.
691
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:06,530
Yeah!
692
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,039
Oh, Angie!
693
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,558
Whoo!
694
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,740
Angie. Oh, my god, Angie.
695
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:53,243
Oh, my god, it's the baby!
696
00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,459
Yeah. Don't worry.
I took care of it.
697
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:03,921
Keep breathing. Take it easy.
698
00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:12,137
Hang in there.
699
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,557
You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me,
she's having a baby. Where's maternity?
700
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,060
- Fifth.
- Five. Fifth floor.
701
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,312
- Oh, I'm having another...
- Gimme the chair.
702
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:23,732
- Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth.
- You're okay.
703
00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,360
- Thank you. Sit down.
- Got a chair right behind you.
704
00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,946
In your nose, out of your mouth.
You gotta breathe.
705
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:32,658
In... good. Out... good, Angela.
706
00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:36,703
- Here we go. Here we go.
- In... out.
707
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,997
Tony, she's preregistered.
Check her in, please.
708
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,083
- Name?
- Angie scaci...
709
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:46,213
Uh, scacca... how do
you pronounce Angie's last name?
710
00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:49,257
- Where's Dr. Gould?
- Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
711
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,386
I hope he gets here soon.
Are you the coach? - I'm the coach.
712
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,347
Only the coach is allowed on the I.D.R.
Out of the way. Orderly!
713
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,724
- Stay with me. Don't leave me!
- I can't.
714
00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:01,395
He's gonna be there when you get out.
I'm right here.
715
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,940
- Breathe, Angie.
- That's a girl.
716
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,401
You're doing great.
717
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,444
Hold on. I'm comin'.
718
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:12,364
- One, two, three.
- Where am I goin'?
719
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,497
She's gonna be a mother.
720
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:26,294
- Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me?
- Oh, sure.
721
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:32,634
- Breathe with me.
- Oooh, I'm dying!
722
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:36,138
- You're not dying. Breathe.
- I can't do it! I gotta go home!
723
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:39,683
- Yes, you can. You're not breathing.
- Help me, somebody!
724
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,685
- Come on, breathe.
- It's all right, Angie.
725
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:45,147
- Help me!
- Look at me. Look at your friend.
726
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:47,232
That's a girl.
727
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,904
S-c-a-c-c...
728
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,699
I-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i.
729
00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,285
Scacciapensieri.
730
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:02,497
Sorry, we don't have a scaccia-whatever
in the computer.
731
00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:05,500
I have an Angie scotch-and-soda.
732
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:09,046
- Where? That's my patient.
- Hello, doctor. She's in delivery.
733
00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:13,133
Thanks. Are you
the grandparents?
734
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,635
Don't worry.
735
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:18,263
We'll take good care of her.
736
00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:23,518
Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please.
737
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:28,065
- How ya doin'? Where is she?
- Good.
738
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,275
- Inside.
- How's she doin'?
739
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:32,277
Is that her?
740
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:34,404
Five, six, seven, eight...
741
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:39,743
People, people, I'm gonna have to ask
you again, please wait in the lobby.
742
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,995
We need these hallways clear.
743
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,416
- That hurts too much!
- One more time. Don't waste it.
744
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,418
- I ca...
- Push, push.
745
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,962
- No, I can't. It hurts!
- Come on.
746
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,548
That's good.
747
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,843
Oh! That was a big one!
Itwon't be long now.
748
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,471
- You're doin' great.
- Yes, you can. You can.
749
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:04,518
Just change hands one second 'cause
I can't quite... - I want my epidural!
750
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,895
Oh, I told you.
It's too late for an epidural.
751
01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:10,065
Tell him I still think
it would be worth doing. - No.
752
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,734
- No!
- Come on, Angie, push!
753
01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,362
- Die!
- Angie, focus.
754
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:19,282
I brought the focal point.
I got the focal point.
755
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,910
Okay, right here, baby. Come on.
756
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:24,704
It's-it's all I had in...
757
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,706
Breathe, now. Breathe.
758
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,417
- Focus on this.
- Get this the fuck outta here!
759
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:34,297
Angie, listen to me. There's something
I like mothers to do during deliveries...
760
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,384
To help them concentrate
on pushing and that's to sing.
761
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,594
What?
762
01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:43,348
It's a medical fact that you can't panic
while you're singing Marvin hamlisch.
763
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:46,476
One singular sensation.
764
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:50,230
Every little step she takes
ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba.
765
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:54,401
- But I can't.
- One thrilling combination.
766
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:58,321
- What's happening to me?
- Every move that she makes bum-buh-da-bah-da.
767
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:01,741
You don't know that song, we could do...
Kiss today good-bye.
768
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:05,579
No, I know the song.
I just don't feel like singing!
769
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,747
I think I know what's best.
770
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,624
Listen, shortstuff!
771
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:13,170
The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling
ball through the head of your dick...
772
01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:17,591
I will sing the whole fucking score
to phantom of the opera...
773
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:21,052
Okay, this is
doctor's orders, Angie. Push!
774
01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:24,598
One singular sensation.
775
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:27,309
Every fuckin' step she takes.
776
01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:32,647
- Breathe in and push.
- One thrilling combination.
777
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:36,026
Every fucking move she makes.
778
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:40,405
Warning, now, don't make me cranky.
Please wait in the lobby.
779
01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:43,366
- You're doing great.
- The baby's crowning.
780
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,328
- Oh, it burns!
- Don't push.
781
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,371
Don't push. Don't push. Breathe.
782
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:51,708
Oh, I gotta push.
783
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:55,003
- No, you don't.
- I'm just suctioning out the fluids now.
784
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:58,590
- Come on, push.
- Help me, help me!
785
01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:03,011
- Angie, I can see it.
- All right, come on now. One more push.
786
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,846
This is the last one.
Here we go.
787
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,307
- Bear down. Bear down. Bear down.
- Another push.
788
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:10,352
- Bear down. Bear down. There you go.
- Come on.
789
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,812
It's a boy!
790
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:16,191
- It's a boy!
- Oh, my god!
791
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,692
2:14.
792
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,862
Oh, my god, look at his balls!
He's Italian, all right.
793
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:24,991
- He's Italian! You got a boy!
- Thank you.
794
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,494
Call pediatrics.
795
01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:30,664
What for? Oh, his arm.
796
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:33,041
What? What's wrong with his arm?
797
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,589
Doc?
798
01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:43,176
There's a little problem,
but before we get hysterical...
799
01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:46,471
We're just gonna clean him up, call
pediatrics and have them evaluate it.
800
01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,807
- Can't I hold my baby?
- Of course you can.
801
01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:51,226
- As soon as he's ready.
- The baby's stable, doctor.
802
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,561
- Tina?
- Angie.
803
01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:57,691
I'm-I'm just gonna tell
everybody you got a boy.
804
01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:12,163
- Vinnie.
- Tina, what is it?
805
01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:14,582
What's wrong?
806
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,466
Here's your beautiful baby.
807
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,969
There we go.
808
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,930
That's a boy.
809
01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:59,044
Looks like a broken wing.
810
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:01,588
Like a tiny broken wing.
811
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:17,812
Oh, it must be bad. Aunt violetta
ain't cracked a smile since 1967.
812
01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:21,399
Always with a sense of humor. That's
your great strength. - You look beautiful.
813
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:24,277
Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, pop.
814
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,112
- Hi, Angie.
- She really looks good.
815
01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:27,822
Aunt Louisa, how ya doin'?
816
01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,742
Long time no see.
817
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,786
Oh, Louisa, come on.
818
01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:36,998
Come on, come on.
819
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:42,796
- It's all right. Don't worry.
- Don't take it seriously!
820
01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,839
Aw, there he is.
821
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:48,259
The champ.
822
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:51,596
Okay, now.
823
01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:54,933
There's only one visitor allowed during
feeding time. - That's the grandfather.
824
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:56,976
- No, no.
- I'll see you later.
825
01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:59,813
We'll come back later.
What's the big deal?
826
01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:03,316
Where's Noel? - I don't know. I haven't
seen him since last night.
827
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,443
- Okay.
- I'll see ya later.
828
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,446
- All right.
- Hey, Vinnie, stay.
829
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:14,119
I don't know, ange. - He ain't gonna do
nothin' to me you ain't done yourself.
830
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,956
So, you're gonna try nursing.
831
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:26,756
You know, all the babies in the nursery
are pulling for him.
832
01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:30,260
I swear they're all a part
of some secret society.
833
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:33,930
They all communicate
with each other without words.
834
01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:37,517
You don't say? They teach you that
in nursing school?
835
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,980
- You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things.
- What do you think, vin?
836
01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:45,191
He's gonna be okay.
He's a good-iookin' kid.
837
01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,193
Yeah.
838
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:52,282
Hold the baby... like this
so he can latch on.
839
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:55,452
Okay, come on. There you go.
840
01:05:57,537 --> 01:06:00,039
- He ain't takin' it.
- He's not in a good position.
841
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:03,084
Okay, here. There we go.
842
01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,086
There we go.
843
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:12,635
He don't... he don't want it.
He keeps turning away.
844
01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:15,889
- Maybe he ain't hungry.
- No, he don't want me.
845
01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:17,265
- Be calm.
- Come on.
846
01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,684
This happens. This happens.
847
01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:23,229
Babies are... very mysterious.
848
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:26,900
- He can go a long time without eating.
- Just take it easy.
849
01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,450
- He don't want me.
- Okay.
850
01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:39,454
- Oh, god.
- What if I take him away for a while?
851
01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:42,624
- I'll bring him back later, okay?
- Yeah.
852
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,834
There you go, little fella.
853
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,879
Okay, you're just a little cranky.
854
01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,465
You had a rough day.
855
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,815
Technically it's called...
856
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:11,319
A congenital longitudinal
deficiency of the radius or "club hand."
857
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:15,281
Now what that means is... he's missing
one of the two bones in his forearm.
858
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:18,743
- This one, right here.
- Okay.
859
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,870
It's nothing you did.
860
01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:23,665
It's not because you had a glass of wine
in the second month.
861
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,708
It's just something
that happens...
862
01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,920
In one out of about
every 300,000 births.
863
01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,715
- It's also not genetic.
- Thank god.
864
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:35,843
Now, he's gonna need
some operations.
865
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:39,639
- How many?
- As many as it takes to make it right.
866
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:43,893
Look, what I like to say is he's gonna
do better than you expect...
867
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:46,563
And maybe not as good
as you'd hoped.
868
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:50,441
What exactly are you saying?
Will he be able to tie shoes? - Yes.
869
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:55,029
- Will he be able to throw a ball?
- Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball.
870
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:59,367
Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be
a little tougher to buy. Now...
871
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:04,497
There are internal complications associated
with this that we're gonna watch out for.
872
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,958
- Like what?
- Heart problems.
873
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,877
- Lung problems. Kidneys.
- Why?
874
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:15,300
Because what caused the defect in the arm
could affect the major organs as they form.
875
01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:19,929
Or, Angela, he could
just sail right through.
876
01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:23,516
The bottom line is... we think
he's gonna be a regular kid.
877
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,079
Keep him covered. Come on,
under the umbrella.
878
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:54,047
Come on, you're home now.
879
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:58,217
Yes, you come right in here.
Oh, I gotta see him for a minute.
880
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,889
Let's go upstairs.
881
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:08,061
He's so sweet.
882
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,697
It looks nice.
883
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:24,077
Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog
gettin' it ready.
884
01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:27,580
Aw, don't exaggerate.
I vacuumed. I made the bed.
885
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:31,000
Oh. It's beautiful.
I appreciate it.
886
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:37,715
I guess you'd like to be alone
a little bit. We'll see you later.
887
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,639
- I'll call you later. Okay?
- Okay.
888
01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:47,016
- Great. Okay.
- Thank you.
889
01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:07,578
I baptize you in the name
of the father, and of the son...
890
01:10:07,662 --> 01:10:10,373
And of the holy spirit.
891
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,417
God, the father
of our lord, Jesus Christ...
892
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:15,545
Has freed you from sin
and welcomed you...
893
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,172
Into his holy people.
894
01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:22,635
He now anoints you with
the prism of salvation.
895
01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:26,139
May he keep the flame
of faith alive in his heart.
896
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:31,102
And when the lord comes, may he go out to meet
him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom.
897
01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:34,731
So you may live always
as a member of his body...
898
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:36,774
Shanng evedasfinglfie.
899
01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,652
Amen.
900
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:45,825
I'll be right back.
901
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:51,789
Aunt Louisa, could you give us
some cake, please?
902
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,919
Would you like some cheese?
903
01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,214
Mangia. Mangia.
904
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,968
Faster. Faster.
905
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:08,097
It was beautiful.
Beautiful ceremony.
906
01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:11,642
- He don't like me, simple as that.
- Don't be crazy.
907
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:15,897
He's colicky, that's all. - It's been
a week. When's he gonna breast-feed?
908
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:20,526
Put him down. You can't pick him up every
time he cries. - Maybe Noel's bunny.
909
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,821
Here's your bunny, darling.
910
01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:26,157
- Would you take him?
- Sure.
911
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,159
Where ya goin'?
912
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:31,496
I have to go. I have to go out.
913
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:38,336
Think of a name for him while
you're out. It's embarrassing.
914
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:50,139
- Hello?
- Hi, Noel. It's Angie.
915
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,267
Hello, Angie. Come on up.
916
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:01,776
- Hey, you look great.
- Today was the christening.
917
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:05,780
- I had a baby. Maybe you heard.
- Yeah, it was on CNN.
918
01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:09,116
- So, is he a he or is she a she?
- He's a he.
919
01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,118
Great. Well done.
920
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:15,915
Girls always wanna do stupid things like
wear dresses and eat cottage cheese.
921
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:18,960
- So, does he look like you?
- Yeah.
922
01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:22,088
Panicked and exhausted.
923
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:25,508
So, why didn't you come and see me
in the hospital?
924
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,554
I felt out of place.
925
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:32,014
You felt out of place?
926
01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:35,184
Well, rise
to the occasion, Noel.
927
01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:37,478
Everything's different now.
928
01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:41,941
I gotta know...
If you're in this thing or not.
929
01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:46,696
Okay? So, make a commitment,
one way or the other.
930
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,199
All right. I'm not.
931
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:09,969
So, what is it you've been doing with me
for the last seven months? Playing?
932
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,722
Yes. Weren't you?
933
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:17,393
I just realized at the hospital that I
couldn't play at being a father to your kid.
934
01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:21,147
So... lighten up.
935
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,400
Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole.
936
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:28,988
I have... I have shit goin' on in my life
that you know nothin' about!
937
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:32,301
Of course you're the only one. No one else has
commitments that scare the shit out of them.
938
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:36,704
You got commitments?
What, are you married?
939
01:13:40,207 --> 01:13:42,877
You're married?
940
01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,547
Oh, you're married.
941
01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:49,717
What kind of an idiot am I?
942
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,679
I forgot rule number one.
943
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:57,516
I'm separated... sort of.
944
01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:00,353
Ooh, right.
945
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:05,358
So, everything this whole
time has been a lie? - Come on.
946
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:09,111
How long did it take you
to tell me about Vinnie?
947
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:12,448
Or about the baby
for that matter?
948
01:14:12,531 --> 01:14:15,618
If I lie... so do you.
949
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:20,456
The thing is, I always thought that was
the best thing about us as a couple.
950
01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:22,833
Huh.
951
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:26,879
It's funny how havin' a kid
changes everything.
952
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:31,050
A week ago,
this woulda really hurt.
953
01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:34,053
Angie.
954
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,097
What?
955
01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:39,558
How's the baby?
956
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,104
Oh. He's perfect.
957
01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:17,346
All right, just a second. I'm gonna
nurse you if it takes all night.
958
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:23,853
Jesus, Angie.
959
01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:27,106
He-he just reached for me.
I-I...
960
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,442
Oh, Jesus. Angie.
961
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,571
Angie!
962
01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:24,538
No. I didn't call you so you
could talk me out of it, Tina.
963
01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:27,625
I called so you could...
Help me with...
964
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:32,421
You have to explain it to everybody,
okay? I-I-I-I have to get away.
965
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:34,256
I have to go away...
966
01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:37,760
What if you don't find it?
How long you gonna be gone? - I don't know.
967
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:41,347
- Long enough to sort things out.
- You got your own kid to take care of.
968
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:45,434
I guess I'm just my mother's daughter.
She ran and now I'm running.
969
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:49,563
You don't have to find your mother.
You help yourself. - Shit. I gotta go.
970
01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:52,817
Finding your mother
isn't gonna help you now. - Bye.
971
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,444
All aboard!
972
01:17:56,213 --> 01:18:00,718
Angie, some stories
just have to tell themselves.
973
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,107
Coffee?
974
01:18:57,191 --> 01:19:00,361
Yeah. You read my mind.
975
01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:03,614
Um... ma'am, are you all right?
976
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:08,202
- Yeah. Why?
- Well, uh...
977
01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:13,207
- Where's the ladies room?
- It's right around the corner.
978
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:15,542
Thank you.
979
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,597
Tina!
980
01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:15,894
- Angela! That's her. Thank you.
- Oh, my god!
981
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:18,272
- Ange!
- Tina!
982
01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:22,443
Baby.
983
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:26,488
- What the hell are you doin' here?
- I eat lunch here.
984
01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,551
What do you think I'm doin'? What happened
to your hair? - I can't believe it.
985
01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:31,660
It fell out.
986
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,913
- In a blunt cut, right?
- I got lucky.
987
01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:36,957
Hey.
988
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:41,295
Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and
I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay?
989
01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:45,424
So, I'm going with ya, okay?
Come on, I'm goin'.
990
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:48,969
I don't understand.
How did you find me? - I'm a genius.
991
01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:52,598
I called the bus company, found out the
route and then took a train to beat you.
992
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:55,768
- And then after, you come back with me, right?
- Where are the kids?
993
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,812
At my sister's. She's got sega.
You know they love that stuff.
994
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,440
- What did Jerry say?
- Ah, screw him.
995
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:05,319
He'll be happy to have me
out of his hair for a while. Thanks.
996
01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:13,410
Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue
on wheels here.
997
01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:16,663
Hey, Daisy Mae. How ya doin'?
998
01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:58,288
- You sure this is it?
- 4418, route 20, right?
999
01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:01,750
- Well, welcome to Texas.
- Thanks.
1000
01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:41,498
Come on! Give me a beer!
1001
01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:47,713
Dwarf tossing? That is weird.
1002
01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,798
- What can I get ya?
- Um...
1003
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:54,094
- I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo.
- She ain't here.
1004
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:57,931
I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin'
for my mother, joanne scacciapensieri.
1005
01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:02,644
You know her? - Jean Colombo doesn't
own this bar anymore. She sold it to me.
1006
01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:05,939
Do you know where she went?
1007
01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:10,235
- It's important I find her.
- Way out west I think. I really couldn't help you.
1008
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:14,114
- Where does her mail go?
- Honey, she's been gone 12 years already.
1009
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:18,827
The only thing she gets is
a Christmas card. I throw those out.
1010
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,164
- What are you gonna do, right?
- Hmm.
1011
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:30,339
Come on. We gotta get to town.
1012
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,468
Come on.
1013
01:23:34,551 --> 01:23:37,596
Hey, I'm not goin' back.
1014
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:41,558
- Not goin' home?
- No.
1015
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:44,520
What are you sayin', Angie?
You're not goin' back?
1016
01:23:44,561 --> 01:23:47,856
Not for the baby?
Not for nothin'?
1017
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:51,944
No, it's better.
Pop and Kathy can raise him.
1018
01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:55,239
I know you can be cold sometimes,
but you got a baby now, Angela.
1019
01:23:55,322 --> 01:23:58,575
- You don't understand.
- No, I understand.
1020
01:23:58,659 --> 01:24:02,788
I understand that if you don't go back, he's
gonna have to be by himself with doctors.
1021
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:06,542
That you are gonna put him through the same
shit you went through your whole life?
1022
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:09,169
He don't want me.
I know that sounds crazy...
1023
01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:11,213
But it's like he knows
everything is my fault.
1024
01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:14,424
That is pathetic. To throw your
fucked-upness onto that poor little baby!
1025
01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,593
I don't deserve him.
1026
01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:18,971
You don't deserve him?
You're his mother!
1027
01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:23,934
You are so selfish, Angela!
You come over like this regular girl.
1028
01:24:24,017 --> 01:24:26,246
Meanwhile, you do whatever
you wanna do and you don't care...
1029
01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:29,940
You shut your face! If you hate me
so much, why are you my friend?
1030
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:33,610
I've been asking that question. When I think
how holier than thou you are about Jerry...
1031
01:24:33,694 --> 01:24:35,571
Oh, please!
1032
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:39,950
I will tell you one thing. He would never
ever leave his own flesh and blood.
1033
01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:45,289
I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part
of this sickness! I'm goin' back home!
1034
01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:18,465
How is she?
1035
01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:21,385
Did she have a good day?
1036
01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:23,679
I didn't.
1037
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:34,356
Aunt Jean. - What do you want, Angie?
Why don't you go on home?
1038
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,483
I know she's in there.
I wanna see her.
1039
01:26:36,566 --> 01:26:39,420
You go on back to your life and let
us get on with ours. - She's my mother.
1040
01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:42,322
- You don't wanna know about your mother!
- The hell I don't!
1041
01:26:42,406 --> 01:26:44,783
- Get out of my way! Mama?
- I promised your daddy.
1042
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,910
- Angie, wait a minute.
- Mama?
1043
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:50,455
Mama.
1044
01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:59,047
Mama?
1045
01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:02,718
She's schizophrenic.
1046
01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:09,307
You can go to bed now, alba.
1047
01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:13,270
Okay. Good night, joanne.
1048
01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:19,151
Thank you.
1049
01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:24,322
She's on medication,
but she don't really function.
1050
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:29,286
Most of the time
she just sits there.
1051
01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:31,288
I'm sorry.
1052
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:34,040
Joanne.
1053
01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:37,627
Joanne. Honey, look who's here.
1054
01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:41,047
Look who's here all
the way from New York City.
1055
01:27:41,131 --> 01:27:43,550
That's Angie, honey.
That's your daughter.
1056
01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:48,472
Hi, mama.
1057
01:27:49,473 --> 01:27:52,809
You talk to her.
1058
01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,228
I'll leave you alone with her
and you just talk to her.
1059
01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:59,524
- I don't know what to say.
- Angie, honey, it's your mama.
1060
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:02,110
You'll think of somethin'.
1061
01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,289
Hey, you want a light for that?
1062
01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:36,728
I never knew you smoked.
1063
01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:40,690
Isn't that funny?
1064
01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,902
Of course I don't know
hardly nothin' about you.
1065
01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,660
Hey, I know what.
1066
01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:53,662
Here.
1067
01:28:54,704 --> 01:28:56,832
See? Remember?
1068
01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:59,751
Here.
1069
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:05,006
That's how I looked
the last time you saw me.
1070
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,425
Remember?
1071
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:17,811
I have thought about you
for so long.
1072
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,481
About this moment.
1073
01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,787
Oh, my god.
1074
01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:29,132
Oh, my god!
1075
01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:02,040
I always thought you left us
for somethin' better.
1076
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:05,377
And I was gonna do the same.
1077
01:31:06,753 --> 01:31:10,090
I had it so wrong.
1078
01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:17,722
Mamam
1079
01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:21,559
I left my baby.
1080
01:31:23,269 --> 01:31:27,107
Now I don't know
what the hell I was thinkin'.
1081
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,237
I love him, mama.
1082
01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:36,449
I love him so much...
But is that enough?
1083
01:32:04,227 --> 01:32:06,354
Hello?
1084
01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:09,357
- Who's that? Aunt Vicky?
- Angela!
1085
01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:11,693
- Put my pop on.
- You just missed him.
1086
01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:14,779
Maybe if you wait, you could
catch him at the hospital.
1087
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:18,033
- Hospital? What are you talkin' about?
- Where are you?
1088
01:32:18,116 --> 01:32:21,077
Do you know what an earthquake
you caused here? - What hospital?
1089
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:25,290
Oh, Jesus, Angie.
Sean is really sick.
1090
01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:27,333
Who's Sean?
1091
01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:04,537
Excuse me? What floor
are the sick babies? - Angie?
1092
01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:07,540
- Pop! Oh, my god.
- What are you doin' here?
1093
01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:10,168
What happened to the baby?
Is he all right? - He's alive!
1094
01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:12,462
- Thank god. Pop.
- What the hell do you care?
1095
01:33:12,545 --> 01:33:16,007
A mother who runs out on her own
sick child? There are no words...
1096
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:18,676
Where is he? I have to see him.
1097
01:33:18,718 --> 01:33:22,639
You know what you did to my wife? That
she might lose a baby a second time.
1098
01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:25,725
Frank! What are you sayin'?
1099
01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:29,729
She's his mother. We got no rights here.
We got no right at all.
1100
01:33:29,813 --> 01:33:33,525
Now you come on, Angie.
I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you.
1101
01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:37,320
I saw her, pop.
That's where I was, in Texas.
1102
01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:54,629
- You saw her?
- Yeah.
1103
01:33:57,006 --> 01:33:59,801
Good.
1104
01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:04,639
Angie, you gotta understand
about your father, how upset he is.
1105
01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:09,978
He can't even go into the nursery where the
sick babies are. He hates himself for it.
1106
01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:12,939
What's wrong with my baby?
1107
01:34:13,022 --> 01:34:15,066
Pneumonia.
1108
01:34:16,067 --> 01:34:18,403
He couldn't breathe.
1109
01:34:18,444 --> 01:34:21,114
He's been unconscious
the last two days.
1110
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,621
I'm sorry, Kathy.
1111
01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:33,751
You're here now...
And that's what matters.
1112
01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:43,511
We, uh...
We started callin' him Sean.
1113
01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:47,307
We had to tell the nurses at
registration something. - Yeah, I heard.
1114
01:34:47,390 --> 01:34:50,852
It's the name of the son I lost,
but you could change it to anything.
1115
01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:54,105
- No, Sean's a good name.
- Yeah?
1116
01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:56,107
- Where?
- Here.
1117
01:34:57,483 --> 01:35:01,070
We gotta take off
our coats and put 'em right here.
1118
01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:07,076
- Okay, it's back here.
- Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed.
1119
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:10,830
- I'm the mother, Angela scacciapensieri.
- No, Kathy's the mother.
1120
01:35:10,914 --> 01:35:15,043
- It's a long story, but she's the mother.
- I don't make the rules.
1121
01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:17,086
- I don't obey them either.
- Carl!
1122
01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:20,215
What's the trouble? - I have to
find my baby. Get out of my way!
1123
01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:22,217
- Listen...
- Vinnie!
1124
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:25,428
Keep your hands to yourself.
You all right? - Yeah. Is that him?
1125
01:35:25,470 --> 01:35:27,680
Aren't you the guy from the plumber
commercial? - Yeah.
1126
01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:30,934
- Did you know plumber was spelled wrong?
- Yeah. Can we go in?
1127
01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:33,645
- Look, it's up to her.
- Okay.
1128
01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:37,315
- But only one person at a time.
- Go ahead, Angie. You go.
1129
01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:44,489
Angela, I'm glad you came.
1130
01:35:44,572 --> 01:35:46,991
Me too.
1131
01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:50,119
How's he doin'?
1132
01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:52,121
It's been a rough couple of days.
1133
01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:55,959
Sean's developed pneumonia which
sometimes happens in his condition.
1134
01:35:56,042 --> 01:35:59,587
So now the machine
is breathing for him.
1135
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:02,632
We'll know
in the next 24 hours...
1136
01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:05,051
- Whether he's gonna be okay.
- How will we know?
1137
01:36:05,134 --> 01:36:07,971
He'll wake up.
1138
01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:59,105
Hail Mary, full of grace...
1139
01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,653
Pop.
1140
01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:08,156
Oh, Angie.
1141
01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:10,783
- How are you, honey?
- I'm all right. How are you?
1142
01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,703
- Fine. Mm-hmm.
- Okay?
1143
01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:23,546
You could've said somethin'.
I could take it.
1144
01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:29,135
You loved her so much.
1145
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:32,805
You thought she was perfect.
1146
01:37:32,847 --> 01:37:35,683
I just couldn't take that
away from you.
1147
01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:38,853
I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.
1148
01:37:40,188 --> 01:37:42,857
It's okay, pop.
1149
01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:55,661
Hey, me and Sean
have been alone for hours.
1150
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:59,499
We're kinda runnin' out of conversation.
We could use company.
1151
01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:05,546
Pop, I know it ain't easy.
1152
01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:07,673
Come on.
1153
01:38:07,715 --> 01:38:09,842
Come on.
1154
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,849
Come on, it's okay.
1155
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,736
Okay, listen.
1156
01:39:10,820 --> 01:39:13,990
Sean, we gotta talk.
1157
01:39:15,074 --> 01:39:17,493
Now I know what you're thinkin'.
1158
01:39:17,577 --> 01:39:19,996
You're thinkin',
why should I wake up?
1159
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:23,666
She don't care about me.
She left.
1160
01:39:23,749 --> 01:39:26,169
But I do care!
1161
01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:31,966
It's from the moment you were born, you
knew I did everything for the wrong reasons.
1162
01:39:32,049 --> 01:39:34,427
Didn't ya?
1163
01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:40,516
Well now, you gotta give me
another chance.
1164
01:39:42,935 --> 01:39:47,482
And I promise, I won't let nobody
make fun of you...
1165
01:39:47,565 --> 01:39:51,444
Or hurt you or lie to you ever.
1166
01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:01,245
Just you wake up, okay?
1167
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:12,048
Look, you think about it.
1168
01:40:14,675 --> 01:40:17,929
I ain't goin' nowhere. I swear.
1169
01:40:58,302 --> 01:41:02,098
You're awake. He's awake! Nurse!
1170
01:41:03,307 --> 01:41:06,018
Oh. Oh.
1171
01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:10,648
It's okay.
He's breathing on his own.
1172
01:41:12,149 --> 01:41:14,986
He's just pulled his tube out.
1173
01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:20,199
His lungs sound clear.
1174
01:41:21,284 --> 01:41:23,578
He's gonna be okay.
1175
01:41:36,882 --> 01:41:41,220
It's funny. I see everything
now like it's this long chain...
1176
01:41:41,304 --> 01:41:44,056
Stretching all the way back
to the beginning of time...
1177
01:41:44,140 --> 01:41:47,768
On up through my grandmother
and my mother. - Hi.
1178
01:41:47,810 --> 01:41:52,064
I'm finally part of something
bigger than me.
1179
01:41:57,069 --> 01:41:59,614
Hey, tough guy.
1180
01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:02,074
How ya doin', huh?
1181
01:42:03,159 --> 01:42:06,787
Oh, the strong,
silent type, huh?
1182
01:42:08,414 --> 01:42:10,458
Listen, Sean...
1183
01:42:12,168 --> 01:42:15,212
I wanna make a little
deal with you.
1184
01:42:17,173 --> 01:42:19,091
All right?
1185
01:42:19,175 --> 01:42:22,094
Listen, you gotta eat somethin'.
1186
01:42:23,346 --> 01:42:27,308
So, why don't you think of me
as a human fridge.
1187
01:42:27,391 --> 01:42:29,518
All right?
1188
01:42:29,602 --> 01:42:32,104
Then I'll do somethin' for you.
1189
01:42:32,188 --> 01:42:35,107
Anything you want.
1190
01:42:35,191 --> 01:42:37,985
Tickets to a raffi concert.
1191
01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:42,531
I could stick one of them little girl
babies in your crib with you.
1192
01:43:32,206 --> 01:43:36,711
Everybody's got somethin, you know.
Somethin' broken.
1193
01:43:36,794 --> 01:43:41,006
For Tina, it's her marriage.
For Kathy, the baby she lost.
1194
01:43:41,048 --> 01:43:43,384
For pop, it's my mother.
1195
01:43:43,426 --> 01:43:47,680
And then some people
it don't show on, but it's there.
1196
01:43:47,722 --> 01:43:49,974
The way I figure, these days...
1197
01:43:50,057 --> 01:43:53,227
The less broken have to take care
of the more broken.
1198
01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:58,232
I learned that from my son.
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