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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,608 --> 00:01:05,942 You have a wonderful day. 2 00:01:06,026 --> 00:01:07,027 Thank you. Go there. 3 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,156 Good afternoon. 4 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,116 Hello, how may I help you today? 5 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:14,659 I'd like to open a line of credit. 6 00:01:14,743 --> 00:01:17,454 Great. One of our personal bankers will assist you momentarily. 7 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:19,623 - Thank you very much. - No problem. 8 00:01:23,919 --> 00:01:25,921 Go ahead and insert your ATM card. 9 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:29,591 Go ahead and enter your PIN. 10 00:01:31,468 --> 00:01:32,677 On behalf of Chase Bank, 11 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:37,432 I'd like to thank you for being a loyal customer for… seven years. 12 00:01:39,059 --> 00:01:40,477 Congratulations, Mr. Neumann, 13 00:01:41,061 --> 00:01:44,606 it looks like you're pre-approved for our Sapphire Preferred card. 14 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:48,610 You earn two times points on dining, including eligible delivery services. 15 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:53,448 There's a $95 annual fee, plus a credit limit of $10,000. 16 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:54,574 10,000? 17 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,999 I think I'm going to need a bit more than that. 18 00:01:58,078 --> 00:02:01,665 I can certainly help you with that. How much were we thinking? 19 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:02,916 50 million. 20 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:06,836 I know, right? 21 00:02:13,552 --> 00:02:15,845 You have $43,000 in your bank account. 22 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,014 Google me. 23 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:21,142 It's okay. Don't be shy. 24 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:36,783 Just one sec. Hey, Roger! 25 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:38,994 Roger? 26 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,163 Adam, 27 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:49,337 you are now what we call in the banking industry a UHNWI. 28 00:02:49,421 --> 00:02:51,464 - You know what that means? - No. 29 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:54,134 It means ultra-high-net-worth individual. 30 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,886 Congratulations. 31 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:58,179 And as the chairman here at JPMC, I… 32 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:03,810 Well, I like to think I understand the concerns 33 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:06,897 of the ultra-high-net-worth individual better than most, right? 34 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:07,981 Yes. Yeah. 35 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:10,650 I understand, I think, the opportunities. 36 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:12,454 - I understand the challenges. - Challenges? 37 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:17,532 Yeah, in your case, the challenge is that your business has received billions, 38 00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:20,660 but you, Adam Neumann, still only have 39 00:03:20,744 --> 00:03:23,204 $43,000, yes. 40 00:03:23,288 --> 00:03:24,539 Right, in your bank account. 41 00:03:24,623 --> 00:03:29,211 The value of your shares can't be accessed without a liquidity event. 42 00:03:30,462 --> 00:03:34,341 So, your primary challenge, Adam, now, is liquidity. 43 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:37,969 Make me liquid, Jamie. 44 00:03:38,637 --> 00:03:40,680 Make me liquid! 45 00:03:40,764 --> 00:03:45,101 Yeah. But a $50 million line of credit… 46 00:03:49,773 --> 00:03:51,399 I think you need 100 million. 47 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,779 That would give you more optionality. 48 00:03:57,072 --> 00:03:58,198 Makes perfect sense. 49 00:03:58,740 --> 00:03:59,950 Come on. 50 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:05,372 I'll have the lending team get into it. 51 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:07,374 Jamie. 52 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:09,709 Jamie, how did you know? 53 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:12,921 - Thanks, Cassie. - Don Julio, my favorite. 54 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:15,257 Adam, I'd like you to consider me your personal banker. 55 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,177 Ignore the cheesy music. 56 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,846 It's... Wow. Wow, Rivka. 57 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,890 I know, it's perfect. 58 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:27,227 But I told the broker I love it. 59 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,853 Rivka, never say you love it. 60 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:31,398 I know. I know, Neshama. But what do you... 61 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:34,067 I'm not a calculated person. I'm an expressive. 62 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,360 What are they asking? 63 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,362 13.9, but there's three bidders. 64 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:42,075 13.9. Offer them 15 million, all cash. 65 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:47,581 No squealing during the negotiation. You've got to keep a game face. 66 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,332 Okay, okay, okay, I promise. 67 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,709 Keep the game face. 68 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,627 Mr. Neumann. 69 00:04:52,711 --> 00:04:57,591 Okay, I've got to go, but look for houses for Adi and Savta, okay? 70 00:04:57,674 --> 00:04:59,175 Okay, how much do you want to spend? 71 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:02,137 Nothing too crazy. Keep it under five million. 72 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:05,223 Love you. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Yes, bye. 73 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:08,810 It's a very punishing schedule. 74 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,314 He missed his brother's 60th birthday party. 75 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:13,815 Tell him it will all be worth it. 76 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:16,693 He's building something he will be very proud to show his brother. 77 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:18,361 Very proud. Very proud. 78 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:23,199 - The pace is not good. It leads to... - Then we work smarter, not just harder. 79 00:05:23,825 --> 00:05:27,203 Why... Where is the second floor? 80 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,252 He said, "The plans didn't include a second floor, only a staircase." 81 00:05:34,336 --> 00:05:36,171 Not the second... 82 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:39,507 Who builds a staircase without a second floor? 83 00:05:39,591 --> 00:05:42,177 Why? Tell me why. 84 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:47,557 There was no time to connect the toilets to the pipes. 85 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:48,808 The toilets are ornamental. 86 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:53,730 We have an infestation of mice. 87 00:06:03,657 --> 00:06:05,283 There is a pastry shop down the street. 88 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:08,119 I want you to go there. Buy out every item in the store. 89 00:06:08,203 --> 00:06:10,747 Tell them, if someone comes in with a WeWork keycard, 90 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,457 let them use the bathroom. Okay? 91 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,713 I leased the building across the street. 92 00:06:18,797 --> 00:06:21,049 I want you to build a temporary WeWork there. 93 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,843 Paint it. Set up the Internet. Give it the WeWork vibe. 94 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:24,928 You have 48 hours. 95 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:35,981 Do you know what a ball pit is? 96 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:39,276 A ball pit? It's a pit of balls. 97 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:45,073 I want you to build a ball pit. People will jump from there into the pit. 98 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:48,535 Problem solved. Thank you very much. 99 00:06:53,081 --> 00:06:54,874 What the fuck's a ball pit? 100 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,251 So, where are you? 101 00:06:56,334 --> 00:06:58,837 I have no idea. Stockholm? 102 00:06:59,588 --> 00:07:02,132 Oslo. 103 00:07:03,425 --> 00:07:04,593 Can you feel that? 104 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:08,263 Can you feel all that love and energy that I'm sending to you? 105 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:12,767 Yes, I feel it. I feel it, Rivka. 106 00:07:14,227 --> 00:07:17,272 Earlier today, Harlow Moon turns to me, and she goes, 107 00:07:17,355 --> 00:07:22,068 "Mommy, if you whisper, 'olive juice, ' it looks just like, 'I love you.'" 108 00:07:22,152 --> 00:07:24,362 Olive juice. 109 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:27,741 It doesn't sound like "I love you" when I say it. 110 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:30,577 I think it's how your mouth looks when you whisper it. 111 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:33,079 Olive juice. Juice. 112 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,041 Hey, did you get my present? 113 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:40,337 Yes, I did. I haven't opened it yet. I was waiting for you. 114 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,505 Open it. Open it, Rivka. 115 00:07:42,589 --> 00:07:44,299 Open it? Okay. 116 00:07:50,222 --> 00:07:54,226 You got me a subscription to Time. Thank you. 117 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:56,811 For the Time 100 issue. 118 00:07:57,646 --> 00:07:59,105 Did you make Time 100? 119 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:02,150 No, no, we did. We made the Time 100. 120 00:08:02,234 --> 00:08:04,069 It might be my name in there, 121 00:08:04,152 --> 00:08:06,446 but none of this would have been possible without you. 122 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,114 None of it, Rivka. 123 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,409 Olive juice. 124 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:16,790 Come home to us. Come home to me. 125 00:08:16,873 --> 00:08:19,209 I wish. These international flights. 126 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:22,295 My flight was canceled three times this week. 127 00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:25,590 Well, manifest the power to fly. 128 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:27,717 Manifest the power to fly. That's all? 129 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:29,302 That's all. It's just a little thing. 130 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:40,020 As you can see, the plane has been designed 131 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:43,275 with every convenience imaginable. 132 00:08:44,985 --> 00:08:46,653 The spoons are chilled, 133 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:49,531 so the roe remains undamaged at high altitude. 134 00:08:50,949 --> 00:08:55,203 You will not find a finer aircraft for your company, Mr. Neumann. 135 00:08:57,706 --> 00:09:03,712 A custom in-flight entertainment system with Bang & Olufsen speakers. 136 00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:08,466 Who is this? 137 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:11,469 Katy Perry. "Roar." 138 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:13,305 I love it! 139 00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:15,849 The song or the plane? 140 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:18,602 Both! And I'll take it! 141 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:34,659 Twenty new locations! 142 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:39,039 Twenty new locations! 143 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:43,752 Thirteen cities! 144 00:09:45,754 --> 00:09:48,340 Six countries! 145 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:52,010 And after a brief delay in customs, 146 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:56,014 we are the proud owners of a brand-new gong! 147 00:10:00,352 --> 00:10:01,770 Adam, the Five Families are here. 148 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:05,607 You've got to be kidding me. The Five Families, my first day back? 149 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:07,126 It's been on your calendar for a month. 150 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,777 And your weekly memo, your daily rundown. 151 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,713 - I sent you an email this morning. - Reschedule it. 152 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:12,340 - You can't reschedule it. - Reschedule it. 153 00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:13,724 You've rescheduled it eight times. 154 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,159 Tell them I'm not here. 155 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:18,954 Jamie Hodari is literally looking right at you. 156 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:21,414 Oy, shit. Okay. 157 00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:25,585 Yeah, they're finding that standing desks relieve musculoskeletal pain and fatigue. 158 00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:28,964 And not to mention the documented gains in productivity. 159 00:10:29,047 --> 00:10:31,174 I don't know if you guys saw the study 160 00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:35,387 in the International Journal of Workplace Health Management. 161 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:38,515 No? 'Cause it was really compelling. I mean, the findings were... 162 00:10:41,476 --> 00:10:43,478 Adam, are we boring you? 163 00:10:43,562 --> 00:10:46,648 Yes. Yes, but please continue. 164 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:52,070 Yeah, I don't get the sense 165 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:56,408 that you really appreciate how special this is. 166 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:58,410 Competitors are usually at each other's throats. 167 00:10:58,493 --> 00:10:59,494 No, no, no. 168 00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:03,373 I do appreciate how very special you all are. 169 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:08,003 Okay, well, the people in this room represent 89% 170 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:09,838 of the coworking space in the US. 171 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:16,553 Now, I appreciate that WeWork comprises 39.7% of that, 172 00:11:16,636 --> 00:11:19,931 - but we own the other half. - You can just say 40. 173 00:11:20,015 --> 00:11:21,224 Jamie's being too nice. 174 00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:22,350 - Is he? - Yeah. 175 00:11:22,434 --> 00:11:24,102 Collectively, we're bigger than you, 176 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,938 - but you sit there laughing it up... - It's in all of our interests 177 00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:29,399 to work together. Okay? 178 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:31,985 There's a lot to be gained by sharing best practices. 179 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,154 Most importantly, for our customers. 180 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:36,615 You should think that, right? 181 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:40,327 Okay. All right, all right, all right. Fine. 182 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,245 Moving on. Moving on. 183 00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:44,331 I want you all to look out for a ping from me. 184 00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:46,541 - Here we go. - I'm gonna send you... 185 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:50,837 I need a moment. Just a moment. 186 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,548 - Continue boring yourselves to death. - Just a moment. 187 00:11:54,216 --> 00:11:55,550 - Hey! Hey! - Why... 188 00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:59,846 What are you doing? Huh? 189 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:41,304 Yeah. 190 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,355 Can we get back to business now? 191 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:55,193 Oh, okay. So, you're a werewolf now? 192 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:58,363 All right, Adam. 193 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,282 Page 12, subsection... 194 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,702 Apologies, I have to go get ready for the Time 100 Gala. 195 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:09,457 I was named one of the 100 most influential people in the world. 196 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:16,256 Will I be seeing any of you there tonight? No? Well, okay. 197 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:18,717 Hey, Phil! Pull the car around. 198 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,770 Hey, baby, just be careful on the floors, okay? 199 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,647 Remember that's a Hamptons toy. 200 00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:35,191 Oh, I'm sorry, what was I saying? 201 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:36,627 You've been on red carpets before. 202 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,612 Right. Because of... You know. 203 00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:41,489 But this feels… 204 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,158 This is different. 205 00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:45,452 - It is. - It's your moment. 206 00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:52,751 Well, I think you are ready for your close-up. 207 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:57,214 - Thank you. - Welcome. 208 00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,758 - I'm sorry. So late. - Holy shit. 209 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:00,842 We're so late. 210 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,596 You have never looked more beautiful. 211 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:07,557 Well, thank you. I had a lot of help. 212 00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:09,768 - Thank you so much, Margot. Thank you. - Of course. 213 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,940 You look like a movie star. 214 00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:17,776 Thank you. Let's go. 215 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,072 And remember, when we go out there, stick your chin out. 216 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,699 - Like a turtle? - Yeah, like a turtle. 217 00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:32,249 We're here tonight because of you. Olive juice. 218 00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,583 Olive juice. 219 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,668 Adam and Rebekah. 220 00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,505 Adam, Rebekah, over here. Over here. 221 00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,007 Over here. 222 00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:44,636 Great. Great. 223 00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:46,137 Beautiful smile. 224 00:14:46,805 --> 00:14:48,640 Can I get a single of Adam? 225 00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:55,814 Rebekah. Rebekah, can you move two feet to the left? 226 00:14:55,897 --> 00:14:58,316 - Hey, she's in my shot. - To the left. 227 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:00,485 I can't get a single. 228 00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,028 To the left, Rebekah. 229 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,533 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. 230 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:08,243 Are you one of the honorees? 231 00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:10,996 I mean, I'm... My husband is. 232 00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:12,247 But I'm supposed to be here. 233 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,374 There is a spot over there for significant others. 234 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:15,875 He'll find you when he finishes up. 235 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:16,960 Okay. 236 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:49,117 And then, finally, he opened the box. 237 00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:51,703 - No. - You can imagine. 238 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:54,456 I know! That's what I'm saying! 239 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:58,919 Hello. 240 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:01,338 - Rebekah. - Hi. 241 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,421 Hi. 242 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,177 We reserved your office. 243 00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:10,722 You reserved my office? 244 00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:14,351 We're almost finished. Can you give us a sec? 245 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,732 Huh? Sure. 246 00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:31,326 Why are there people in my office? Wearing shoes? 247 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,328 It's an events-planning meeting, I think. 248 00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:37,582 Okay. Why is it happening in my office? 249 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,920 Sometimes people use your office as a spare conference room. 250 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:44,422 Interesting. 251 00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:47,425 Is there anything I can help you with? 252 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:50,428 Yes. What's his name? 253 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,390 - Jeff. - Jeff. 254 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:54,891 Jeff? 255 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:06,945 Hi. 256 00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:11,074 I need you to start offboarding "Jeff Winitsky." 257 00:17:11,157 --> 00:17:12,534 Offboarding? 258 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,578 We're firing him immediately. 259 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,661 Why? 260 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,958 Bad energy. 261 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,128 Bad energy. Got it. 262 00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:25,338 Thank you. 263 00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:31,595 So, your boy's gone international. 264 00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:34,180 Don't start. I have a meeting at WeWork. 265 00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:38,602 Now, he does know he doesn't have to spend the entire $4 billion 266 00:17:38,685 --> 00:17:39,769 before midnight, right? 267 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,688 He's scaling up. 268 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:43,440 This isn't Amazon. 269 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:46,818 Now, look, I know that he doesn't know that, 270 00:17:46,902 --> 00:17:49,070 but, Bruce, I really need to know that you know that. 271 00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,405 What if it is Amazon? 272 00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:55,118 What business did an online bookstore have with selling sneakers and wine glasses? 273 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,455 Bruce, this expansion is insane, and... 274 00:17:58,538 --> 00:17:59,539 I'm gonna be late. 275 00:17:59,623 --> 00:18:00,624 Bruce. 276 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,670 As you can see on page three, 277 00:18:05,754 --> 00:18:11,426 with the addition of 13 new cities, we have now doubled our global presence! 278 00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:16,640 Tremendous work, guys. 279 00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:18,141 Thank you, Bruce. 280 00:18:20,936 --> 00:18:22,312 Masa, are you still there? 281 00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:28,443 Yes. 282 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:31,863 Great. Perfect. Perfect. And… 283 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:36,076 Turn to page 27, please. Twenty-seven. 284 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:42,040 Just this week, we welcomed IBM as our very first enterprise customer. 285 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:47,629 We will design, build, manage 70,000 square foot of space for them. 286 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:48,922 70,000. 287 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,341 Yes. 288 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,810 Must be a delay. 289 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,895 Masa, I think we have a delay. 290 00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:08,233 I just want to make sure you heard that last part before we move on. 291 00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:15,156 - Yes. - Great, great, great, great, great. 292 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:19,327 We saved the best for last. 293 00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:23,832 This is very big, very special news. I'm very excited to share it with you all. 294 00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:26,751 We are on track... on track… 295 00:19:28,587 --> 00:19:34,384 For a projected $1.8 billion in revenue this year. 296 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,219 $1.8 billion. 297 00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:42,225 Yes. 298 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,277 Masa, you still there? 299 00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:58,825 - Yes. - Okay. 300 00:19:58,909 --> 00:20:02,996 He turned his $20 million investment in Alibaba into a 150 billion. 301 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:06,541 150 billion, okay? What is the ROI on that? 302 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,585 It's 8,000-X. 303 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,754 And 8,000 times 4.4 billion? 304 00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:16,259 If he expects an 8,000-times return on 4.4 billion, 305 00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:18,345 then that is what I have to give him. 306 00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:22,641 He never looked at our financials. 307 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,478 I bet he invested in our company and never looked at our financials. 308 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:28,188 And now he's disappointed. 309 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:30,857 To be honest, he didn't invest in the company per se. 310 00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:35,487 He invested in me, so, you know… You know what I mean. 311 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,990 Yeah, well, maybe he knows our 1.8 billion in revenue 312 00:20:39,074 --> 00:20:41,701 is against 1.9 billion in losses. 313 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:49,042 We spend to grow, Miguel! Spend to grow! 314 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,801 Shit. 315 00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:05,350 I want WeWork to go vegan. 316 00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:10,105 We can't just talk about elevating the world's consciousness. 317 00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:12,190 We have to actually do something about it. 318 00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:19,739 There's a lot going on right now, Rivka. A lot. 319 00:21:19,823 --> 00:21:22,701 There is a lot going on. Did you read the Times article I sent you? 320 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:28,206 Honey, we have 15 years at most to turn the climate crisis around. 321 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:31,793 And meat consumption is the number one cause of climate change. 322 00:21:32,669 --> 00:21:34,856 Now, with the plane, we have to offset our carbon footprint. 323 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,923 I'll read the article. Okay? I'll read it. 324 00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:39,527 - You know it takes me a while. - I don't care about the article. 325 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,052 I just want you to do something. 326 00:21:41,136 --> 00:21:44,180 Okay? I want us to do something to save our children's planet. 327 00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:49,436 Okay, no meat in our kitchens, no meat in our business meals. 328 00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:51,229 - No meat. - That's not... 329 00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:55,233 No, no, no. We can't say that we want to change the world 330 00:21:55,317 --> 00:21:57,694 and then remain complicit in the animal-industrial complex. 331 00:21:57,777 --> 00:22:00,780 Until we completely eliminate meat, WeWork is a fucking joke! 332 00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:01,698 - Joke? - Yes! 333 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,491 Okay, I'll think about it. 334 00:22:03,575 --> 00:22:04,951 I already thought about it. 335 00:22:10,248 --> 00:22:11,249 Hello? 336 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,627 Wait, what? When? 337 00:22:15,587 --> 00:22:17,172 Shit. 338 00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:22,886 I've got to go to Tokyo. 339 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:25,555 No, Adam, we are in the middle of a conversation. 340 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,199 - You can't... - Make the company vegan. 341 00:22:27,265 --> 00:22:29,643 Make it vegan. Okay? Make it vegan. Make it vegan. 342 00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:31,811 Vegan. WeWork is vegan. 343 00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:38,818 I said to load them all. 344 00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:43,240 Olympus Has Fallen, London Has Fallen, Angel Has Fallen. 345 00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:45,242 There's not a single-ass Fallen here. 346 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:48,036 What's wrong with you? 347 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:54,209 You seem… uncomfortable, jittery, nervous. 348 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:59,297 Do you want maybe a little… 349 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,434 No? Okay, well… 350 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:17,899 What is this? 351 00:23:17,983 --> 00:23:21,319 7,500 times 4.4 billion. That... 352 00:23:22,028 --> 00:23:24,447 That's the return Masa's expecting from us. 353 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:28,910 That's why I'm tense. 354 00:23:32,038 --> 00:23:33,039 Miguel… 355 00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:36,751 You missed a zero. 356 00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:40,881 Thirty-three trillion. 357 00:23:45,218 --> 00:23:47,137 It's coming. And here it comes. 358 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,849 Wait for it. Wait for it. Here it comes. 359 00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:52,934 No, wait. I'm telling you it's good. 360 00:23:53,018 --> 00:23:54,436 - Let it finish. - What a nerd. 361 00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:03,778 I'm telling you, man, every time. It's so good. 362 00:24:06,531 --> 00:24:07,574 Okay, ready? 363 00:24:11,995 --> 00:24:14,456 Ooh, he's in heaven. 364 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:18,793 Hi. 365 00:24:21,463 --> 00:24:23,006 Look, I am really sorry. 366 00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:25,842 I wish I had more information for you, but it came from above. 367 00:24:25,926 --> 00:24:27,886 No. No, no. 368 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:32,849 You still haven't explained to me what the fuck "bad energy" means, okay? 369 00:24:32,933 --> 00:24:35,435 Okay, let's just take a breath, okay? 370 00:24:35,518 --> 00:24:38,271 - This is bullshit, okay? - I understand. 371 00:24:38,355 --> 00:24:41,608 Yeah, I'm trying to just do my job and you come to me with bad... 372 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,487 I know, it is very frustrating. 373 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,113 - Yeah, it's really... - I know. 374 00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:49,032 Fuck this. 375 00:24:53,453 --> 00:24:55,497 I've been meaning to do this for a while. 376 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,874 It's just... Things got so crazy with the transition. 377 00:24:57,958 --> 00:24:59,376 Yeah, of course. How's it going? 378 00:24:59,459 --> 00:25:01,378 Good. Great. 379 00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:05,048 Honestly, great. I mean, mostly because of Adam's support 380 00:25:05,131 --> 00:25:09,094 and the amazing team you guys have put together. 381 00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:11,263 Oh, that's sweet. Thank you. 382 00:25:11,346 --> 00:25:14,474 Did Adam mention that we're doing a Vanity Fair shoot? 383 00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:19,354 "When community builders collide." Kinda hope they change that. 384 00:25:19,437 --> 00:25:22,399 Fantastic. Wow. Amazing. 385 00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:24,150 - Thank you. - Yeah. Wow. 386 00:25:29,072 --> 00:25:30,407 Are you mad at me? 387 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:34,661 What? No. 388 00:25:34,744 --> 00:25:37,414 'Cause if you are, you can just tell me. 389 00:25:37,497 --> 00:25:41,918 Yeah. No, I'm good. No, I would. 390 00:25:54,264 --> 00:25:57,183 Did you become friends with me because WeWork was recruiting you? 391 00:26:06,234 --> 00:26:12,073 Rebekah, we're new friends, so I'm only gonna say this one time. 392 00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:15,243 I'm not that person. 393 00:26:17,954 --> 00:26:21,833 I came to WeWork because of you. Not the other way around. 394 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:23,168 I'm sorry. 395 00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:25,503 I don't know what's wrong with me. 396 00:26:25,587 --> 00:26:27,881 I have let in some negative emotions lately. 397 00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:32,344 It's fine. It happens. To mere mortals like the rest of us. 398 00:26:35,764 --> 00:26:39,309 A wise and very blue woman 399 00:26:40,143 --> 00:26:44,856 once said to me that misery is a choice. 400 00:26:48,568 --> 00:26:50,278 I don't… 401 00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:08,004 Sometimes I feel like I'm just standing off to the side. Watching. 402 00:27:09,089 --> 00:27:13,051 It makes me feel… invisible. 403 00:27:14,761 --> 00:27:16,388 Inconsequential. 404 00:27:17,847 --> 00:27:19,015 Small. 405 00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:21,768 'Cause that's how we're conditioned to be. 406 00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:25,146 - What? - Small. 407 00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:32,612 It's not biology. That's sociology, baby. 408 00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:35,115 Maybe. Maybe. 409 00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:38,952 I really wanna connect you with Jonathan Mildenhall. 410 00:27:39,035 --> 00:27:42,831 Thank you so much. I already have a therapist. I actually have a few. 411 00:27:42,914 --> 00:27:46,501 No, he's not a therapist. He's a branding consultant. 412 00:27:47,127 --> 00:27:48,253 Okay? 413 00:27:48,336 --> 00:27:52,507 Branding helps people be seen the way they want to be seen. 414 00:27:54,092 --> 00:27:56,011 And you deserve to be seen. 415 00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:03,435 The world's first full-scale robot to be offered to consumers. 416 00:28:04,311 --> 00:28:07,063 We gave them just three months to build a prototype. 417 00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:11,359 Demanded a demonstration every two months after that. 418 00:28:11,943 --> 00:28:13,403 She's the result. 419 00:28:16,323 --> 00:28:19,159 Innovation must be driven. 420 00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:23,830 What does it do? 421 00:28:24,789 --> 00:28:26,166 It made this pizza. 422 00:28:37,302 --> 00:28:39,054 All right... 423 00:28:39,804 --> 00:28:43,642 I had our financial team put together some, well, projections of... 424 00:28:45,143 --> 00:28:47,562 I didn't bring you here to talk numbers. 425 00:28:51,942 --> 00:28:56,112 If it is possible to achieve a dream as a specific goal, 426 00:28:57,656 --> 00:29:00,325 it will be as good as half already achieved. 427 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:09,251 Who wins in a fight, the smart guy or the crazy guy? 428 00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:14,256 The crazy guy. 429 00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:17,884 You're not crazy enough. 430 00:29:24,432 --> 00:29:26,518 Do you understand, my son? 431 00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:32,983 - The tea's not too hot? 'Cause it can be… - Oh, no. 432 00:29:33,066 --> 00:29:35,443 - …so hard to get it the right temperature. - It's perfect. 433 00:29:35,527 --> 00:29:37,529 I think I should be brewing it myself. 434 00:29:37,612 --> 00:29:41,241 - I'm good. We're good. - Okay, good. And you're fine with tea? 435 00:29:41,324 --> 00:29:43,451 - You're sure? No coffee? - The tea is lovely. No. 436 00:29:43,535 --> 00:29:46,162 Thank you so much for finding the time to come here. 437 00:29:46,246 --> 00:29:48,724 - Thank you for having me. - I'm happy our schedules could line up 438 00:29:48,748 --> 00:29:50,792 - and that Elishia recommended we meet. - Me too. 439 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:51,877 Okay, yeah. 440 00:29:58,425 --> 00:30:00,969 Well, obviously, we have to work on my style. 441 00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:04,222 I mean, I have felt so lost since the twins were born. 442 00:30:04,306 --> 00:30:07,350 Rebekah, I'm not here to help you with your wardrobe. 443 00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:11,938 I'm here to ask you a single, very important question: 444 00:30:13,189 --> 00:30:17,152 Are you a magician, a maverick or a muse? 445 00:30:21,072 --> 00:30:22,282 I'm a muse. 446 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,534 - Good. - Oh, good? 447 00:30:24,618 --> 00:30:25,785 Now we can get to work. 448 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:27,662 Tell me about your goals. 449 00:30:28,705 --> 00:30:32,250 Well, right now we are focused on growth... 450 00:30:32,334 --> 00:30:35,253 - "We"? - Yeah, Adam and I. We're focused. 451 00:30:38,006 --> 00:30:41,760 Adam's a magician. 452 00:30:41,843 --> 00:30:45,639 And a maverick. He's both. Can you be both? 453 00:30:45,722 --> 00:30:47,140 You can be whatever you want. 454 00:30:52,354 --> 00:30:53,355 Rebekah. 455 00:30:54,147 --> 00:30:59,903 I asked you your goals, and you said, "Adam." Three times. 456 00:31:02,155 --> 00:31:04,366 Do you want to be a muse? 457 00:31:09,621 --> 00:31:12,207 I have to say... 458 00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:14,000 I wanna be in Vanity Fair. 459 00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:18,838 Vanity Fair is not for muses. 460 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,260 It's for mavericks and magicians. 461 00:31:26,888 --> 00:31:28,515 Then I wanna change my answer. 462 00:31:43,405 --> 00:31:49,286 Adam. Adam, you didn't say anything that whole flight. What's happening? 463 00:31:49,369 --> 00:31:52,372 - We have 40% of the coworking market. - Yeah. 464 00:31:53,123 --> 00:31:54,374 I want the rest. 465 00:32:00,547 --> 00:32:01,548 Rebekah. 466 00:32:02,173 --> 00:32:03,925 - How did it go? - He's a genius. 467 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:07,804 - I mean, right? He changes everything. - Everything. 468 00:32:07,888 --> 00:32:11,558 Did he ask you the magician-maverick-muse question? 469 00:32:11,641 --> 00:32:13,143 - He did. - And? 470 00:32:13,226 --> 00:32:15,770 - Well, it's kind of funny because... - Wow, look at this. 471 00:32:15,854 --> 00:32:18,106 - It's a WeWork celebrity. - Hello. 472 00:32:18,189 --> 00:32:22,319 This is Elishia Kennedy, our brand-new Chief Branding Officer. 473 00:32:22,402 --> 00:32:25,363 Elishia comes to us from Raw Revival, which she cofounded. 474 00:32:25,447 --> 00:32:27,532 - I did. - And she is now the spirit guide 475 00:32:27,616 --> 00:32:30,368 - of the overarching vision of the company. - Come on. 476 00:32:30,452 --> 00:32:34,748 - Elishia, this is the one and only Q-Tip. - Q-Tip. I know. Huge fan. 477 00:32:34,831 --> 00:32:37,918 I happen to be in the market for a spirit guide. 478 00:32:38,001 --> 00:32:40,045 Well, you came to the right place. 479 00:32:40,128 --> 00:32:42,255 You've got an all-purpose guru at your service. 480 00:32:42,923 --> 00:32:44,841 Okay, how long have you been "guruing"? 481 00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:49,054 Since college. It was my major. With a minor in, like, downward dog. 482 00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:51,097 I majored in Buddhism at Cornell. 483 00:32:51,181 --> 00:32:53,558 And this is Adam's wife, Rebekah. 484 00:32:53,642 --> 00:32:55,727 - Hello. Such an honor. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 485 00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:56,811 Thank you. 486 00:32:56,895 --> 00:32:59,814 Yes, Rebekah is a vital part of the company here. 487 00:32:59,898 --> 00:33:01,274 - Thank you. - It was her passion 488 00:33:01,358 --> 00:33:03,026 that made me make the change. 489 00:33:03,109 --> 00:33:07,197 Well, your husband did a wonderful thing here. You should be proud. 490 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,949 - Thank you so much. - Congrats. 491 00:33:09,032 --> 00:33:10,575 I'm gonna give you the tour myself. 492 00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:12,077 - Okay. That cool? - Yeah. 493 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,453 - Oh, yeah. - I got the time. 494 00:33:13,536 --> 00:33:15,413 - Yeah? Okay. - Rebekah, I'll call you later. 495 00:33:15,497 --> 00:33:16,665 Oh, well… 496 00:33:22,128 --> 00:33:23,129 What's your name? 497 00:33:25,507 --> 00:33:28,677 No, no, no, no. It's got to be glass. You understand? 498 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,971 Glass. I need to see into it. 499 00:33:31,555 --> 00:33:33,974 Hey, I'm here to talk about the microtargeting. 500 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:38,395 What is this? It's not on my calendar, I don't think. 501 00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:43,233 Wait, wait. You keep microtargeting. Let me do what I do best, okay? 502 00:33:43,316 --> 00:33:44,651 Which is what? 503 00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:45,986 Be the crazy one. 504 00:33:47,654 --> 00:33:50,156 Okay, but if it involves blueprints, it involves me. 505 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,952 Miguel, you're a gentle spirit. Gentle spirit. 506 00:33:54,035 --> 00:33:56,621 And we love you for that, but, you know… 507 00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:58,582 Adam, do you wanna see headshots? 508 00:33:58,665 --> 00:34:01,626 No, I don't want to see... That's why I hired the casting director. 509 00:34:02,627 --> 00:34:03,980 - Miguel. - Your casting director... 510 00:34:04,004 --> 00:34:07,716 No, no, no. Just go, go, go. Microtarget. 511 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:11,344 - Okay, we love you. Great. Microtarget. - What are they talking about in there? 512 00:34:13,137 --> 00:34:16,474 It's not in his public calendar. 513 00:34:19,853 --> 00:34:21,563 Why don't I have his private calendar? 514 00:34:23,899 --> 00:34:25,066 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 515 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,027 - Come on in. Shoes. - Sorry. 516 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:28,445 Bea, can you give us a sec? 517 00:34:30,488 --> 00:34:34,576 So? I never got the answer. Magician, maverick or muse? 518 00:34:36,077 --> 00:34:37,202 You know, 519 00:34:37,787 --> 00:34:42,751 I have decided for now to consciously contain my answer in a chrysalis. 520 00:34:46,922 --> 00:34:50,675 Okay. Then I guess I'm gonna have to get you drunk tomorrow night 521 00:34:50,759 --> 00:34:52,093 and have you tell me then. 522 00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:54,554 Sorry, what's tomorrow night? 523 00:34:54,637 --> 00:34:56,139 The drinks thing. 524 00:34:56,222 --> 00:34:58,808 We're just doing a little drinks thing after Vanity Fair. 525 00:34:58,892 --> 00:35:01,436 - Oh, right. - Yeah. Are you coming? 526 00:35:02,145 --> 00:35:04,689 Come. You know, the boys and their tequila. 527 00:35:04,773 --> 00:35:08,109 And they wanna show me some game called Edward Fortyhands. 528 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:10,487 It would be so nice to have another adult in the room. 529 00:35:11,321 --> 00:35:12,530 All right, well… 530 00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:15,200 - While I have you… - Yeah. 531 00:35:15,283 --> 00:35:18,078 …I wanted to talk to you about the mission statement of the company. 532 00:35:18,828 --> 00:35:20,514 - "Elevating the world's consciousness"? - Yes. 533 00:35:20,538 --> 00:35:23,917 - I think it's a little too abstract. - Abstract? 534 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,628 I think we need something that speaks more directly 535 00:35:26,711 --> 00:35:28,922 to what it is the company actually does. 536 00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:32,968 And I know it was your baby, and I think it's so powerful. 537 00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:36,012 But I just worry that the average consumer... 538 00:35:36,096 --> 00:35:37,681 Are they really gonna get it? 539 00:35:37,764 --> 00:35:41,685 And can you imagine the lawyers or the bankers trying to figure it out, so… 540 00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:47,274 All right, well, I gotta go. I'll see you tomorrow night. 541 00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:50,986 And heads up, I'm gonna look superhot 542 00:35:51,069 --> 00:35:54,322 'cause I have a glam squad coming for Vanity Fair. 543 00:35:54,406 --> 00:35:56,992 So just look cute. 544 00:35:57,075 --> 00:35:58,159 Okay. 545 00:36:07,210 --> 00:36:08,378 Olive juice. 546 00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:20,140 Shalom, baba ghanoush. 547 00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:21,224 Hi, Neshama. 548 00:36:21,766 --> 00:36:23,268 Hello. 549 00:36:23,351 --> 00:36:25,854 - Hi. - Having a little tea? 550 00:36:25,937 --> 00:36:27,105 - Yeah. - Yes? 551 00:36:28,189 --> 00:36:31,484 - So tight. - Yeah. 552 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:33,236 - You are tense. - I know. 553 00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:36,948 And I have to say, you hunch your shoulders now. 554 00:36:37,032 --> 00:36:38,742 - Okay, stand up for me. - I know. 555 00:36:38,825 --> 00:36:40,327 - No, please... Yes. - No, Adam. 556 00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:43,038 Please, please, please. Come, come, come, come, come. 557 00:36:43,121 --> 00:36:46,207 Come, come. We gotta loosen the body. 558 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:50,670 In the navy, they taught me a little secret. 559 00:36:51,379 --> 00:36:56,218 Okay? It's all about your posture, you understand? So, chest out. 560 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,781 - This is serious business. - You're teaching me about posture? 561 00:36:58,845 --> 00:37:01,598 - Serious business. Chest out. - Okay. 562 00:37:01,681 --> 00:37:04,768 Shoulders back. Chin in. Strong. 563 00:37:04,851 --> 00:37:07,229 - This doesn't feel right. - No, no. It's very good. 564 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:12,734 The chin in is the key. It's the chin in, the chest out, the shoulders tight. 565 00:37:12,817 --> 00:37:15,570 - But then we roll. - Okay. 566 00:37:15,654 --> 00:37:16,988 We roll. 567 00:37:17,072 --> 00:37:20,367 Big, beautiful rolls. 568 00:37:20,450 --> 00:37:22,452 - Yes! - Okay. 569 00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:25,163 And now up. And down. 570 00:37:25,247 --> 00:37:27,415 And up and down and up and down. 571 00:37:30,502 --> 00:37:33,964 Okay. Feel better? See, that works every time. 572 00:37:34,923 --> 00:37:36,132 No? 573 00:37:36,216 --> 00:37:37,384 My love. 574 00:37:41,137 --> 00:37:43,557 I'm afraid for the soul of the company. 575 00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:48,061 He's up there? 576 00:37:56,278 --> 00:37:58,530 Hey! 577 00:37:58,613 --> 00:38:01,533 Jamie! Yes, yes, yes! 578 00:38:01,616 --> 00:38:02,993 Good to have you. 579 00:38:04,744 --> 00:38:08,456 When you said "Midtown," I thought you meant Manhattan, not Atlanta. 580 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,416 Well… 581 00:38:09,499 --> 00:38:11,269 If you wanted to tour each other's operations, 582 00:38:11,293 --> 00:38:14,588 we have locations right here within a block and a half of each other. 583 00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:17,883 Point taken. Hey, Juliana. Come. Come, come, come. 584 00:38:19,509 --> 00:38:21,845 Bearing gifts. Cheers. 585 00:38:22,679 --> 00:38:23,847 Yes. 586 00:38:27,309 --> 00:38:29,269 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - No. 587 00:38:29,352 --> 00:38:31,313 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I mean 588 00:38:31,897 --> 00:38:32,772 kind of. 589 00:38:32,856 --> 00:38:35,358 - No. - Kind of. Maybe. 590 00:38:35,442 --> 00:38:37,736 Very bad boy. Bad boy. 591 00:38:37,819 --> 00:38:40,280 No, but I remember walking into a Greendesk 592 00:38:40,363 --> 00:38:41,489 when you guys first opened. 593 00:38:41,573 --> 00:38:43,617 Greendesk. Yes, the beginning. 594 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,910 - Yeah. - Yeah, yes. 595 00:38:44,993 --> 00:38:48,330 And I remember walking into the Greendesk, and I thought, 596 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:52,042 "Oh, God. These guys know what they're doing. Shit, I better up my game." Right? 597 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:55,921 And you did. You did. Your numbers are fantastic. 598 00:38:58,048 --> 00:38:59,841 Honestly, fantastic. 599 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,094 How do you know my numbers? 600 00:39:03,178 --> 00:39:06,598 Jamie, what you have accomplished is amazing, okay? 601 00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:10,018 Considering you've done it all on that one raise. 602 00:39:10,101 --> 00:39:12,312 One raise, Jamie. Wow. 603 00:39:14,397 --> 00:39:17,025 You wanna buy us. 604 00:39:17,859 --> 00:39:21,571 We do this together. We can change everything. 605 00:39:22,322 --> 00:39:24,199 You understand? You and I, 606 00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:27,744 with what you've built and accomplished so far. 607 00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:33,208 And WeWork coming in, taking all of that, rolling it up, 608 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:37,712 and building a bigger, better tomorrow for the world. 609 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,840 Not just for ourselves. You understand? 610 00:39:44,427 --> 00:39:46,763 Adam, I'm not looking to change the world. 611 00:39:48,848 --> 00:39:51,977 I just wanna provide a good service at a fair price, 612 00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:55,814 and know my employees' names. 613 00:39:58,817 --> 00:40:01,278 I understand. Yeah. 614 00:40:07,075 --> 00:40:09,744 I thought you deserved a heads-up. 615 00:40:11,079 --> 00:40:12,706 What do you mean a "heads-up"? 616 00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:28,263 I'm going to crush you. 617 00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:37,689 I am going to destroy your business and your soul. 618 00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:03,048 Hey, hey. 619 00:41:07,928 --> 00:41:10,347 - Can you get the fuck out, please? - What? 620 00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:12,432 - Get the fuck out right now. - I have work to do. 621 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,159 - Think I'm playing? I'm not playing. - Hey, man. I'm not playing. 622 00:41:17,896 --> 00:41:19,773 - What are you doing? - Come here. Come here! 623 00:41:19,856 --> 00:41:22,525 It's a job. This is a job. Okay. Okay. 624 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:24,861 Boom! 625 00:41:26,238 --> 00:41:29,574 And guess who took a photo of the sign-in sheet at Commune. 626 00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:30,951 Perfect. Perfect. 627 00:41:31,034 --> 00:41:33,328 I want you to offer every single one of their members 628 00:41:33,411 --> 00:41:35,205 - six months free. Six months. - Yeah. 629 00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:40,252 Adam, we're not doing that. That's crazy. 630 00:41:41,294 --> 00:41:44,798 And crazy is how we get there, you understand? 631 00:41:46,299 --> 00:41:47,300 This… 632 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,761 For a moment. 633 00:41:51,429 --> 00:41:57,435 This is what Masa expects from his investment in us. 634 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,148 - This! - A crown? 635 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:07,404 Three, three, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, 636 00:42:07,904 --> 00:42:13,577 zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 637 00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:18,498 $33 trillion... trillion. 638 00:42:18,582 --> 00:42:19,916 You understand? 639 00:42:22,669 --> 00:42:24,296 We're not doing six months. 640 00:42:26,673 --> 00:42:30,468 Because it's not gonna get it done. Offer 'em a year. 641 00:42:31,428 --> 00:42:33,388 Thank you very much. Yes. 642 00:42:33,471 --> 00:42:36,182 Adam, you gotta get ready. You've got that Vanity Fair shoot in 20. 643 00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:38,310 He's mad as a sack of weasels, isn't he? 644 00:42:38,894 --> 00:42:42,480 That's the point. Masa told him he wasn't crazy enough. 645 00:42:42,564 --> 00:42:44,774 'Cause that's exactly what Adam Neumann needs to hear. 646 00:42:45,358 --> 00:42:48,862 He's trying to eliminate the competition and take over the coworking market. 647 00:42:50,238 --> 00:42:51,531 Right. 648 00:42:53,325 --> 00:42:57,287 $4.4 billion is the worst thing that's happened to that wanker. 649 00:43:00,624 --> 00:43:02,542 So beautiful. Thank you. 650 00:43:02,626 --> 00:43:03,710 - Hey. - Hi. 651 00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:04,920 Can we talk? 652 00:43:05,003 --> 00:43:08,465 I'm getting ready for the Vanity Fair shoot, so I gotta... 653 00:43:08,548 --> 00:43:10,884 It's about the shoot. 654 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,266 What the fuck is wrong with you? 655 00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:21,228 - Would you give us a minute, please? - I was nice to you. 656 00:43:21,728 --> 00:43:23,939 I gave you advice. I connected you to people 657 00:43:24,022 --> 00:43:26,942 - to help you get your position. - Elishia. Elishia, listen. 658 00:43:27,025 --> 00:43:29,194 Titles shift around here all the time. 659 00:43:29,277 --> 00:43:31,446 Before you were hired, I was Chief Branding Officer. 660 00:43:31,529 --> 00:43:33,698 Then why the fuck did you hire me 661 00:43:33,782 --> 00:43:35,801 - to be Chief Branding Officer? - I didn't. I didn't. 662 00:43:35,825 --> 00:43:38,036 Because I left my company for this job. 663 00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:40,330 You don't understand the mission of the company. 664 00:43:40,413 --> 00:43:42,707 It really is to elevate the world's consciousness. 665 00:43:42,791 --> 00:43:46,545 And the Chief Branding Officer should know that. 666 00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:50,924 All right? It is my job to safeguard the soul of this company. 667 00:43:54,094 --> 00:43:56,805 - We would love to keep you on the team. - Oh, my God. 668 00:43:56,888 --> 00:43:59,474 So, if there is a job title that would make you happy… 669 00:43:59,558 --> 00:44:01,268 - Just... Rebekah. - …we would... What? 670 00:44:02,102 --> 00:44:05,772 Stop. Just stop. Fuck. 671 00:44:09,359 --> 00:44:12,779 It's not Adam that's making you feel small. It's you. 672 00:44:13,446 --> 00:44:14,447 You're small. 673 00:44:15,699 --> 00:44:19,119 And you're worried that he outshines you because he does. 674 00:44:21,288 --> 00:44:23,290 You have no light of your own. 675 00:45:04,331 --> 00:45:06,041 Okay, just follow me right here. 676 00:45:07,918 --> 00:45:09,002 Come on. This way. 677 00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:10,212 There she is. 678 00:45:11,379 --> 00:45:12,881 Where is Elishia Kennedy? 679 00:45:12,964 --> 00:45:15,842 I thought we were interviewing your new Chief Branding Officer. 680 00:45:16,426 --> 00:45:18,762 And you are. You are. 681 00:45:18,845 --> 00:45:21,306 Let's get started. Everybody, please clear the set. 682 00:45:21,389 --> 00:45:24,517 Thank you. Let's start looking right at the camera. Couple of smiles. 683 00:45:25,101 --> 00:45:26,937 - What is happening? - I have no idea. 684 00:45:30,106 --> 00:45:31,107 Beautiful. 685 00:45:31,191 --> 00:45:33,151 Rebekah, look over at Adam, please. 686 00:45:47,207 --> 00:45:48,333 No barfing. 687 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:51,002 Everybody just do as I did. 688 00:45:51,086 --> 00:45:52,462 This is my song. 689 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,844 To our new Chief Branding Officer! 690 00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:09,020 Yes. Yes! 691 00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:11,731 Beast mode, baby! Beast mode! 692 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,323 No. Get away. 693 00:46:37,549 --> 00:46:39,968 No, get away. Get away. I hate fashion. 694 00:46:40,051 --> 00:46:41,303 Okay. 695 00:46:53,857 --> 00:46:55,025 God, no! 52882

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