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THE VALET
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You like it?
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Yes and no.
Well built, but a bit boring.
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I soon tire of my cars.
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Same here. It's a nice toy,
but I like changes, too.
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Valet
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I'm due at my parents.
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- See you tonight.
- Later.
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It's me!
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I got the doctor for your dad,
he's not well.
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What's wrong?
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He felt faint.
Your dad's taking care of him.
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And Dad?
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A touch of bronchitis.
I'm worried about the doctor.
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I gave him my bed.
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- You OK, Doctor?
- It hurts here.
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That's the heart.
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I know! I've practiced medicine
for 40 years!
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I'm a doctor!
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You're also unwell.
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All doctors are quacks!
Stethoscope!
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Sorry.
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OK, the heartbeat's steady.
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- Cuff!
- This?
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Pressure's not too bad. I'm off.
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- Shall I drive you back?
- My daughter'll pick me up.
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I'll call her.
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- What do I owe you, Doctor?
- 30 Euros.
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- She's so cute.
- We're lunching tomorrow.
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- You bought the ring?
- I pick it up later.
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It'll be a great wedding.
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Well?
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You OK, Dad?
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Fine.
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Let go! I can walk by myself!
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Sorry.
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Excuse me.
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I'll take you home.
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No, I have another patient to see.
I'll rest there.
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Shouldn't you change doctors?
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I'm keeping this one.
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He's in such bad shape,
he makes me feel better.
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And he forgets everything!
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- And the girl?
- Very cute.
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- Tomorrow's the day.
- For what?
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He's proposing.
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You know what I think.
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It'll go fine.
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She's pretty,
has a good job, independent.
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- But he, poor kid...
- He's kind, handsome...
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Handsome?
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I'm sure he can get any girl he wants.
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Don't be too sure.
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He'll find a girl some day,
but not her.
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He's aiming too high: A mistake.
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Look at me, I took what I found.
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How was that?
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- How much?
- They got a lay-away plan.
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When you get married, go there.
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110 Euros a month, for a year.
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I'll never get married!
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110 Euros times 12,
that's 1300 Euros!
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1300 Euros for a ring,
they're screwing you!
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Get ready to move out.
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I've got time.
She's not moving in now?
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We're lunching tomorrow:
If she accepts...
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- I've warned my mom.
- Good.
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No, it's back to a broom closet,
with an old lush!
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She's your mom, be respectful.
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I am, but she lives in a cesspool,
drinks like a fish.
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I liked it here.
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Sorry, I'm in love.
If she says yes...
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Right, she may say no.
Yeah, she just might. I'm not out yet!
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Levasseur pays 15 billion
for Cosmetix
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That's not the price of the buy-out!
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It's nonsense.
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Correct it at once.
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We agreed on 10 billion,
they announce 15.
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It may cause problems
before we close.
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I'll do it today, dear.
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Are you lunching at home?
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No, with the financial press.
I'll fill them in.
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Have a nice day, dear.
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See you tonight.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Look, here's your boyfriend.
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Come in. Why's he staying outside?
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Don't be shy: It's a book shop,
not a sex shop.
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Cut it out!
See you later.
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We'll have to eat fast.
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Really? I booked in a nice place.
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Not today. I've got lots to do.
Luigi's is fine.
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I felt like a change.
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Here.
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What is it?
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Open it.
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Here.
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- What is it?
- Open it.
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- For me?
- Try it on.
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- You want to marry me?
- Yeah.
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Why?
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I love you.
Remember, in kindergarten
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I already said: "I want to marry you."
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That was kid's stuff.
We've grown up since then.
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I don't want to get married.
And not to you.
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I mean... you're like my kid brother.
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I love you.
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Stop it, we're friends,
I like you a lot too.
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Stop mooning, I don't want to hurt you.
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I've got business problems to solve.
It's no time for romance.
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Starting this bookstore,
means I owe a lot to the bank.
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That's enough on my plate, right?
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- How much do you owe?
- A lot!
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Can't your dad help?
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He faints on the few patients
he has left!
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I'll help. What do you owe?
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32,450 Euros.
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How much?
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32,450.
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How many cars to park is that?
10,000?
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For our 2-year affair?
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- 2 years? Already?
- And 9 days.
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Of hearing you can't divorce
till your wife's less depressed.
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- You know that when she's better...
- She's doing fine.
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She's at theater openings,
opera galas.
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She must have the right pills.
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Wasn't easy to see you today,
don't make a scene.
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I'm not. I'm saying I'm leaving.
It's over.
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Keep it.
It'll make some slut very happy!
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Elena!
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Listen to me...
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Let go! You're hurting me.
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Sorry.
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- What are they doing?
- Dunno, but it's risky.
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Please be patient a bit longer.
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No scandals, Elena.
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I'm calm, you're edgy!
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Be quiet.
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- We'll work it out.
- I've waited 2 years!
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Elena, wait!
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- And 3 makes 10.
- Bye!
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Hi, girls!
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Hi, Pascal!
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You OK, gorgeous?
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Fine. Car & Driver
and the daily, 3.80 Euros.
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My next car! I'll take you for a spin.
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- Bye, girls!
- Bye, Pascal!
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Don't feel guilty.
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That poor guy,
asking you to marry him!
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I like him, and I hurt him.
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He's nice, but he's pathetic.
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Pascal's handsome, smart,
and he sells cell phones!
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That's a good business.
And he's hot for you.
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So?
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What's this mess?
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Hello, Mom? It's me.
I won't be home tonight.
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It's Richard, your son.
He won't be home tonight.
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What do you mean: "Who, he?"
Me, Richard!
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The old lush is drunk again.
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So, tell me.
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There's nothing to tell.
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How could she turn down
a guy like you!
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- Called me her kid brother.
- Meaning what?
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No career, not handsome,
I'm a nobody.
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You're a fantastic guy!
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OK, maybe our job isn't so great.
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We have shitty jobs.
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What does handsome mean?
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I'm like you,
I've got an interesting face.
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Shut up.
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My face isn't interesting?
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At least it has character.
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They say my ID photo's like Brad Pitt.
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Get off my back, ass-face.
I'm having a hard time coping.
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And I busted the ring.
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You realize,
you just called me an ass-face.
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Quit bugging me!
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I try to comfort you, and get insulted!
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We're both ass-faces,
that's why we live together!
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I'd rather live with her. Surprised?
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You won't: No career,
no looks, and you're mean!
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Ass-face yourself!
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Go to your mom's.
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I was kidding: You're cute,
you're not mean...
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- Go to your mom's.
- I don't have the key.
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She didn't know me on the phone!
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I need to be alone,
go to your mom's.
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You'll end up alone, that's for sure.
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No decent girl will live in this dump
with a bum like you.
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You'll miss your pal Richard.
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Alone like a dog.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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Thanks.
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Levasseur flips for Elena
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So?
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What's all this?
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I'm asking you!
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I don't know that girl.
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Really?
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No way!
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She's with him!
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That guy, with that girl?
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She's with whoever
she wants to be with.
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Why's his face blurred?
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I have no idea.
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Maybe he's a VIP.
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You think I'm stupid?
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Not at all! I'll sue those scumbags.
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I'll put my lawyers on it!
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Trust me, they won't get away with it!
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I said any old thing...
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You were in a spot, sir.
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I've thought it over:
There may be a solution.
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Yes?
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We must find this guy,
which can't be hard.
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Then what?
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We offer him some money
to play along.
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Play what?
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I've looked at every angle.
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Play along with what?
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They've got to live together.
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Her and him?
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Are you insane?
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I'm your lawyer: It's that
or a nasty divorce.
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She'll never agree to it!
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Put 2 million Euros
in her account, and she will.
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She's well-paid
and not out for money!
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Honest women are rare
in billionaire circles.
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Yes, almost as rare
as honest lawyers!
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Your wife must be after this guy.
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The girl's gotta help us.
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Here she is.
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How will he get out of it?
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For 2 years you swore you'd divorce,
now I must help you avoid it?
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I'm in deep shit.
Only you can help me.
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Right, to keep your wife.
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And go live with a stranger.
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My wife's a majority shareholder
in the companies I run.
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Damn that, I want one thing.
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What?
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A good reason
to accept this absurdity.
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Loving me a little is one.
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Can you think of any others?
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I need a month to neutralize her.
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With some financial maneuvers
that'll get me out of this.
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In a month I'll divorce:
We'll start a new life!
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I trust you.
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I knew I could count on you, darling!
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Not so fast.
I'll show you how much I trust you.
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Put 10 million Euros
in a bank for me
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in a tax-haven.
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10 million?
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No, 20 million.
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It takes a big sum to make this fun.
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I told my lawyer you weren't
after money. Sorry I was wrong.
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You weren't. It's a deposit.
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Divorce in a month, you get it all back.
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If you don't,
I'll consider I got paid for a job.
260
00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:17,542
20 million? That's insane!
261
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:21,464
It's nothing,
if you're so sure you'll divorce.
262
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,651
Thanks.
263
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:48,951
I'll park it, sir.
264
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,205
Drive, I have to talk to you.
265
00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:02,341
- There's our lot.
- Go ahead, park.
266
00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:16,439
- You're Francois Pignon?
- That's right.
267
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:20,194
I'm a lawyer with a client
who needs your help.
268
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:21,696
My help?
269
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,533
All this must stay
strictly confidential.
270
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:29,579
You must put a woman up
at your place for a while.
271
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:30,956
A woman?
272
00:20:31,205 --> 00:20:33,208
Yes, and pretend to be a couple.
273
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,586
Sorry, I don't quite follow you.
274
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,171
It's simple.
A woman will live with you:
275
00:20:39,423 --> 00:20:41,382
People must think
she's your girlfriend.
276
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,177
Who is she?
277
00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:48,182
She's a... how can I put it?
Let's say a supermodel.
278
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,558
- A supermodel?
- Right...
279
00:20:49,809 --> 00:20:52,270
Quite well known... very well known.
280
00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:55,231
- Who'll live with me?
- For a few days.
281
00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:57,275
How much must I pay?
282
00:20:57,817 --> 00:20:59,110
No, we pay you.
283
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,446
To live with a supermodel?
284
00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:03,448
Name your price.
285
00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:06,995
You're putting me on?
286
00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:09,247
No, it's a serious matter.
287
00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:12,583
Where's the camera?
288
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,084
What?
289
00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:16,129
The camera, where is it?
290
00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:20,342
You sure had me going.
You got me!
291
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:21,635
And I...
292
00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:27,098
Mr Pignon, this is very serious
and very urgent.
293
00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:28,850
Well?
294
00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:31,812
He agreed.
He didn't get it, but agreed.
295
00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:34,857
- How much does he want?
- 32,450 Euros.
296
00:21:36,484 --> 00:21:38,819
The exactness of the sum
surprised me, too.
297
00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:42,407
32,450 Euros.
Not a penny more or less!
298
00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:44,326
How did she react?
299
00:21:49,081 --> 00:21:50,164
She'll cost more.
300
00:21:50,582 --> 00:21:51,333
How much?
301
00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:53,585
...million Euros.
302
00:21:54,545 --> 00:21:55,171
What?
303
00:21:55,672 --> 00:21:57,423
20 million Euros!
304
00:22:00,094 --> 00:22:01,469
- Is this a joke?
- Not at all.
305
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,222
I swore I'd divorce:
She didn't believe me.
306
00:22:04,847 --> 00:22:06,100
I can see why.
307
00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:07,643
Spare me your quips.
308
00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:11,062
Sorry.
You said she wasn't after money.
309
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:14,023
It's a deposit.
I get it back when I divorce.
310
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,485
That's blackmail.
311
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,869
I love her,
and I'm completely cornered.
312
00:22:42,305 --> 00:22:43,682
- Mr Pignon?
- Yes.
313
00:22:43,973 --> 00:22:45,516
I'm Christine Levasseur.
314
00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:48,854
May I ask you a few questions?
Can I come in?
315
00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:49,688
Please do.
316
00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:58,406
You seen this picture?
317
00:22:58,697 --> 00:22:59,908
Was that the door, hon?
318
00:23:01,992 --> 00:23:02,952
Ma'am.
319
00:23:31,065 --> 00:23:31,774
Hello?
320
00:23:32,025 --> 00:23:33,569
They beat you to it.
321
00:23:33,818 --> 00:23:37,573
I couldn't be faster.
I found him in 24-hours.
322
00:23:37,822 --> 00:23:39,700
I just left his place: She was there.
323
00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:41,369
Maybe they are an item.
324
00:23:44,372 --> 00:23:46,915
We can't rule it out completely.
325
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:51,045
Watch them day and night.
We'll soon find out.
326
00:24:02,516 --> 00:24:03,267
Hello?
327
00:24:03,601 --> 00:24:05,979
She's hired Berman.
Ex-cop, now private.
328
00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:08,189
The green Renault behind you.
329
00:24:09,691 --> 00:24:12,151
Take Baume Avenue
and park by number 42.
330
00:24:23,789 --> 00:24:26,208
A car's waiting for you in the yard.
331
00:24:26,668 --> 00:24:27,585
A black Audi.
332
00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:37,595
Take the back exit
into a street behind the building.
333
00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,474
It's a friend's house,
you'll be fine here.
334
00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:20,975
Sit down.
335
00:25:21,851 --> 00:25:25,730
The bank data: You have
20 million Euros in this account.
336
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,901
Admit that it's a tidy sum.
337
00:25:30,151 --> 00:25:33,280
Less than the cost of a divorce.
Ten times less?
338
00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,951
I'll need a signature.
339
00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:39,996
So he gets the money back
if he divorces.
340
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:45,543
Love is beautiful!
341
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,840
Let's recap...
342
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,721
Be seen everywhere with this man:
343
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:59,685
Convince those watching you
that you're a real couple.
344
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,228
Yes?
345
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:04,940
Right away.
346
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,942
He's here.
347
00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:08,985
I'll leave you.
348
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,785
Sorry, darling. I'm a bit late.
349
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,912
I'm so happy to see you.
350
00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,124
It's all done,
money's been transferred.
351
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:25,004
An accounting headache,
but I'll skip that.
352
00:26:25,211 --> 00:26:28,632
Let's chitchat.
How's the divorce coming along?
353
00:26:30,049 --> 00:26:32,844
Elena, be nice to me.
Things aren't easy.
354
00:26:33,095 --> 00:26:34,722
Because of your wife?
355
00:26:35,389 --> 00:26:37,224
No, because of you.
356
00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:40,227
I feel guilty
about what you're going through.
357
00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:44,648
Living with that pathetic guy
must be dreadful.
358
00:26:45,524 --> 00:26:47,694
Not really. In fact, it's quite fun.
359
00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:51,073
The apartment is barely livable,
but the guy is cute.
360
00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:54,284
Cute? Are we talking
about the same guy?
361
00:26:54,701 --> 00:26:56,912
He has lovely eyes,
and he makes me laugh.
362
00:26:57,454 --> 00:27:00,665
It's sweet of you
to try and reassure me,
363
00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:04,128
but it's hard on you.
Thank you for playing along.
364
00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:07,089
You know me.
I can't be with two men at once.
365
00:27:07,339 --> 00:27:08,131
That's not funny.
366
00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:11,470
You made me live with another man.
I do my best.
367
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,764
Cooking, the dishes, the laundry...
368
00:27:14,056 --> 00:27:14,765
Not funny!
369
00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:17,434
Your lawyer said
we must be seen together,
370
00:27:17,684 --> 00:27:20,562
and look like a real couple.
371
00:27:20,854 --> 00:27:23,565
I love you.
Soon we'll be together forever.
372
00:27:24,108 --> 00:27:27,779
Gotta go. I can't keep him waiting,
we have a lunch date.
373
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,875
Don't sulk.
I kicked you out because I was low.
374
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,419
Miss me?
See, you're alone like a dog!
375
00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:43,963
I'm not alone.
376
00:27:44,213 --> 00:27:47,841
Sure! The neighbors complain
of your all night parties,
377
00:27:48,092 --> 00:27:50,511
and chicks shrieking in ecstasy.
378
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,812
Don't park it, I'll be fast.
Is Francois here?
379
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,191
Francois?
380
00:28:22,628 --> 00:28:23,964
Hi, honey!
381
00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:27,802
Is our lunch on?
382
00:28:28,176 --> 00:28:30,221
No, I'm busy, stop by later.
383
00:28:45,194 --> 00:28:46,946
Thanks. Bye.
384
00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:58,125
Bye...
385
00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:06,843
- Friend of yours?
- Yeah.
386
00:29:12,223 --> 00:29:13,977
Known her long?
387
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:16,395
No. We're living together.
388
00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:21,025
- There were photographers.
- Really?
389
00:29:21,275 --> 00:29:23,486
That's why I kissed you.
390
00:29:24,987 --> 00:29:25,989
What's so funny?
391
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,200
The other valet, you killed him!
392
00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:29,034
Why?
393
00:29:29,284 --> 00:29:31,286
He says I'm hopeless with women.
394
00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,789
Why would he say that? He's crazy!
395
00:29:33,996 --> 00:29:36,625
He doesn't believe
in my powers of seduction.
396
00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:38,378
I don't either.
397
00:29:41,506 --> 00:29:43,007
Where do you usually lunch?
398
00:29:43,258 --> 00:29:44,968
At Luigi's, an Italian place.
399
00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:48,389
- I keep going straight?
- No, not Luigi's. Elsewhere.
400
00:29:48,638 --> 00:29:51,266
If you're a regular,
let's be seen there.
401
00:29:51,517 --> 00:29:54,687
Not at Luigi's. There's other places.
402
00:29:56,730 --> 00:29:57,398
Is it good?
403
00:29:58,022 --> 00:29:59,357
You read it, Mr Herve.
404
00:29:59,608 --> 00:30:01,360
I did?
405
00:30:01,694 --> 00:30:04,823
You bought it last month
and read it in one go!
406
00:30:05,489 --> 00:30:09,202
I don't recall it!
Yet I still have all my marbles.
407
00:30:09,411 --> 00:30:12,414
Then... give me a lamb chop.
408
00:30:13,999 --> 00:30:17,252
The butcher's next door,
this is the bookstore.
409
00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:23,425
This way, Mr Herve.
410
00:30:26,178 --> 00:30:28,223
You could've sold it to him twice.
411
00:30:32,728 --> 00:30:33,562
It's not him.
412
00:30:33,812 --> 00:30:36,023
- He won't come back.
- Just as well!
413
00:30:36,607 --> 00:30:38,275
I had a voice mail from him.
414
00:30:38,525 --> 00:30:40,611
Said he had funds
to cover my debt.
415
00:30:41,278 --> 00:30:42,070
Nonsense.
416
00:30:42,904 --> 00:30:44,448
- I didn't call back.
- Good.
417
00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:48,201
He's bluffing.
He can't find that kind of money!
418
00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:56,294
Isn't that amazing?
419
00:30:56,545 --> 00:30:59,757
You can pick another ring tone.
It has 40! For you!
420
00:31:00,173 --> 00:31:01,967
That's sweet, but I can't accept.
421
00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:04,303
Yes, you can!
Look how cool this one is.
422
00:31:04,553 --> 00:31:07,139
- How many functions?
- 100! One's for scuba diving!
423
00:31:07,389 --> 00:31:07,932
Wow!
424
00:31:08,182 --> 00:31:10,309
It's yours. Have lunch with me!
425
00:31:14,313 --> 00:31:15,607
OK, but a quick one.
426
00:31:15,857 --> 00:31:18,026
We'll be at Luigi's. I'll be back soon.
427
00:31:18,652 --> 00:31:22,238
No, not Luigi's. Let's go elsewhere.
428
00:31:27,869 --> 00:31:31,165
She's amazing.
Takes guts to kiss a guy like that.
429
00:31:31,415 --> 00:31:33,792
- Yes, she's giving it her all.
- Fuck you!
430
00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:36,963
- Beg your pardon?
- Nothing, I'm sorry.
431
00:31:37,755 --> 00:31:38,756
Yes?
432
00:31:39,675 --> 00:31:42,929
- Don't forget the meeting in Lille.
- Right, Lille.
433
00:31:43,178 --> 00:31:46,766
Being booed by 800 striking workers.
Just what I need!
434
00:31:47,015 --> 00:31:48,851
- When do I leave?
- Helicopter's ready, sir.
435
00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:50,269
I'm off.
436
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,398
Watch them day and night.
Got that?
437
00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:02,990
Everybody's watching us!
438
00:32:03,575 --> 00:32:05,661
Why would you be with me?
439
00:32:05,911 --> 00:32:08,622
Let's up the ante:
Put your arm around me.
440
00:32:08,872 --> 00:32:10,666
I'll rest my head on your shoulder.
441
00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:12,127
Don't, they'll lynch me!
442
00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:13,877
Put down your fork.
443
00:32:15,588 --> 00:32:16,839
See the green Renault?
444
00:32:17,089 --> 00:32:19,009
A guy's taking pictures of us.
445
00:32:20,759 --> 00:32:23,846
Relax! We're supposed to be in love.
446
00:32:26,056 --> 00:32:29,729
It's like when I park a great car:
Perfect, but not mine.
447
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,816
Hurry!
448
00:32:34,734 --> 00:32:36,402
- Let's try this one.
- OK.
449
00:32:39,322 --> 00:32:41,490
- That girl's a supermodel!
- What?
450
00:32:41,741 --> 00:32:44,452
She's everywhere,
she's totally famous.
451
00:32:54,797 --> 00:32:55,297
How are you?
452
00:32:55,548 --> 00:32:57,091
Fine, and you?
453
00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:58,593
OK. You dropped Luigi's?
454
00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:01,804
- I wanted a change.
- Me, too.
455
00:33:02,055 --> 00:33:04,389
- Pascal Bouliveau.
- Francois Pignon.
456
00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:10,730
My kid brother
has your picture on every wall!
457
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:12,733
- Coming?
- On my way.
458
00:33:12,941 --> 00:33:16,404
If you need a cell phone,
I'll make you a deal.
459
00:33:17,322 --> 00:33:19,156
For you, too. See you.
460
00:33:19,616 --> 00:33:20,909
Enjoy your meal!
461
00:33:25,162 --> 00:33:27,332
Your buddy's doing OK!
462
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,501
Let's hurry, I'm rushed.
463
00:33:30,752 --> 00:33:32,671
- What does he do?
- Parking valet.
464
00:33:32,921 --> 00:33:34,673
He found a nice chassis!
465
00:33:37,008 --> 00:33:38,301
What do you want to eat?
466
00:33:39,552 --> 00:33:42,473
Sorry, I forgot to turn it off.
467
00:33:43,057 --> 00:33:44,977
You can have that ring tone, too.
468
00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:46,852
Two salads!
469
00:33:47,104 --> 00:33:49,439
- Let's look at the menu...
- No!
470
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,858
OK, two salads.
471
00:33:54,611 --> 00:33:56,571
I know you have money problems.
472
00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:02,119
Why did you start a bookstore?
It's a shaky business.
473
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:03,912
I like books.
474
00:34:04,246 --> 00:34:06,249
Sure, but I'm talking business.
475
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,501
My line is more interesting.
476
00:34:08,752 --> 00:34:09,586
Maybe.
477
00:34:09,836 --> 00:34:12,964
Look how many people
walk around with a cell phone.
478
00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:15,676
How many walk around
reading a book?
479
00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,973
Must we stay glued all the time?
480
00:34:21,222 --> 00:34:22,849
Your friends are watching us.
481
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:25,644
No, I must go. I got work to do!
482
00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:28,063
Alright then, let's go.
483
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,992
OK, he's gone.
484
00:34:42,287 --> 00:34:43,247
What sign is she?
485
00:34:43,496 --> 00:34:45,165
- Who?
- You.
486
00:34:45,874 --> 00:34:47,001
Why say "She"?
487
00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:48,335
Manner of speech.
488
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,212
Sorry, "she" finds that lame.
489
00:34:51,212 --> 00:34:52,965
And I find you a bit uptight.
490
00:34:53,423 --> 00:34:54,760
- Taurus.
- What?
491
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,219
You asked for my sign!
492
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,639
I figured Sagittarius. Funny, huh?
493
00:34:58,889 --> 00:34:59,723
Hysterical.
494
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:01,934
- Give me your hand.
- What for?
495
00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:03,977
Come on. Just for a second.
496
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,942
What a heart line...
497
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,235
Luck line's good, too...
498
00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:14,237
Cut it out, you're no expert.
499
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:17,784
If it's fleshy,
it means you're sexy. And you're...
500
00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,588
The guy left.
501
00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,800
I saw another, over there!
502
00:36:15,846 --> 00:36:17,432
Get to work!
503
00:36:22,312 --> 00:36:27,066
Romeo, spare us your babes
during working hours, it's disrupting.
504
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,283
- You're kidding me, right!
- No.
505
00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:36,827
- That girl? With Pignon?
- Yes.
506
00:36:37,078 --> 00:36:39,956
It's Elena Simonsen,
the best paid supermodel!
507
00:36:40,205 --> 00:36:43,168
Then Pignon's got
the best paid supermodel.
508
00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:45,836
She's crazy!
Why's she with that bozo?
509
00:36:46,462 --> 00:36:47,589
I don't care.
510
00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:49,758
The bastard!
Wants to marry you...
511
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,759
I said, drop it!
512
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,223
Wait, there must be a reason.
513
00:36:56,474 --> 00:36:59,018
Maybe she saw him in a Ferrari,
514
00:36:59,226 --> 00:37:01,520
and doesn't know he's a valet.
515
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,650
No, takes more
than wheels to get her!
516
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,528
Give me a break, drop it!
517
00:37:09,779 --> 00:37:13,491
She can have any man,
and picks Pignon? What's next?
518
00:37:22,459 --> 00:37:24,963
It's Mom. About Dad's birthday:
519
00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:27,423
We'll eat early, around 7PM,
520
00:37:27,674 --> 00:37:30,510
as the doctor's coming.
He tires fast.
521
00:37:30,761 --> 00:37:32,595
Big kiss.
522
00:37:32,845 --> 00:37:34,305
See you Sunday.
523
00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:01,460
- Hi!
- There are people opposite.
524
00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:04,045
It's a vacant building.
But I saw a light.
525
00:38:04,296 --> 00:38:06,007
Don't look. We'll seem suspicious.
526
00:38:06,256 --> 00:38:07,716
They gonna spy for long?
527
00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:10,762
I hope not.
Pretend we're a normal couple.
528
00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:12,638
What would we be doing?
529
00:38:12,889 --> 00:38:15,641
You watch TV, I'll go in the kitchen.
530
00:38:15,892 --> 00:38:19,521
A guy who comes home to you
and watches TV isn't normal!
531
00:38:23,775 --> 00:38:25,152
- What is it?
- Nothing!
532
00:38:25,402 --> 00:38:28,822
- You were moody all afternoon.
- I'm in a fine mood!
533
00:38:29,406 --> 00:38:30,700
It's the girl at the restaurant.
534
00:38:32,075 --> 00:38:35,164
Your eyes never left her.
Women notice that.
535
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,874
That kiss wasn't
for the photographers.
536
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:42,838
Sorry if I'm nosey.
Maybe I can help with her.
537
00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:46,883
- Expecting anyone?
- No.
538
00:38:48,844 --> 00:38:50,596
- Who is it?
- Richard.
539
00:38:51,263 --> 00:38:52,139
He works with me.
540
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,850
And thinks you're no Romeo?
541
00:39:02,525 --> 00:39:03,653
Forgot my Play Station.
542
00:39:03,902 --> 00:39:06,404
I'd have brought it to work.
543
00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:12,745
- Is that her?
- Yes.
544
00:39:12,994 --> 00:39:14,621
- You really live with her?
- Sure.
545
00:39:14,872 --> 00:39:15,790
- Why?
- Why what?
546
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,291
Why would she...
547
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,458
Hi!
548
00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:21,546
We met at the restaurant.
Remember? The Porsche.
549
00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:23,382
Introduce us, hon.
550
00:39:23,632 --> 00:39:24,925
Richard...
551
00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:26,468
Elena.
552
00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,553
A drink, Richard?
553
00:39:30,515 --> 00:39:31,765
How about a beer?
554
00:39:35,602 --> 00:39:36,479
She's not bad.
555
00:39:36,812 --> 00:39:37,938
Quite nice.
556
00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:43,026
Nice? That chick's a knockout!
557
00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:46,906
Don't tell me you're doing her!
Don't tell me!
558
00:39:47,116 --> 00:39:47,783
OK, I won't.
559
00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:50,786
Yes, tell me, dammit!
Tell me you are!
560
00:39:51,036 --> 00:39:53,080
- Calm down.
- Yeah, I gotta.
561
00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:56,166
OK, I'm calming down...
562
00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:59,420
He's doing her!
Bastard's doing her, I know it!
563
00:39:59,628 --> 00:40:01,965
You need a cold shower.
564
00:40:02,381 --> 00:40:04,800
No, I'm OK, I'm fine...
565
00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:07,304
How'd you meet?
566
00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:10,182
On the street.
He was alone and sad.
567
00:40:10,433 --> 00:40:13,311
I never do it, but I went up to him.
568
00:40:13,727 --> 00:40:16,647
Yes. I just said:
"Out for a stroll?"
569
00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:18,774
Not very original.
570
00:40:19,024 --> 00:40:20,901
He said: "Don't bug me, lady."
571
00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:22,403
You said that?
572
00:40:24,238 --> 00:40:26,240
OK, what would you have said?
573
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:27,950
Me? Plenty!
574
00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:29,994
You're a pushover, he isn't.
575
00:40:30,244 --> 00:40:33,540
I took a risk. Right, hon?
But it was worth it.
576
00:40:33,789 --> 00:40:35,334
The bottle opener!
577
00:40:38,588 --> 00:40:40,214
- She's cool.
- Yes.
578
00:40:40,465 --> 00:40:42,467
You told her not to bug you?
You gay?
579
00:40:42,717 --> 00:40:43,885
Get off my back!
580
00:40:44,135 --> 00:40:47,180
I treat women my way,
and I'm doing OK.
581
00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:48,640
Here!
582
00:40:49,432 --> 00:40:51,434
Hope it's cold enough.
583
00:40:51,934 --> 00:40:55,396
No, I'm going home. I gotta go...
584
00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:58,274
You don't have time for a beer?
585
00:40:59,193 --> 00:41:02,905
No, my mom's waiting for me.
I live with her now.
586
00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:04,365
Your Play Station!
587
00:41:05,282 --> 00:41:06,951
Oh, yeah... Thanks.
588
00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:15,377
Guess I went overboard.
589
00:41:15,835 --> 00:41:17,671
- That wasn't nice.
- Why not?
590
00:41:17,921 --> 00:41:20,256
That's my life.
You upset it, then split.
591
00:41:20,507 --> 00:41:22,969
I get to pick up the pieces.
592
00:41:26,389 --> 00:41:27,307
I'm sorry.
593
00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:29,225
I shouldn't have agreed to this.
594
00:41:29,476 --> 00:41:31,812
I did it for the money, it was dumb.
595
00:41:34,397 --> 00:41:36,691
Did I upset the girl at Luigi's?
596
00:41:37,985 --> 00:41:40,611
They held hands, so I kissed you.
I blew it!
597
00:41:41,113 --> 00:41:42,197
You love her?
598
00:41:44,157 --> 00:41:45,283
You think it's funny?
599
00:41:45,534 --> 00:41:48,538
I feared you'd be a creep
who pawed me.
600
00:41:48,788 --> 00:41:50,623
You're nice and in love.
601
00:41:50,957 --> 00:41:55,044
I asked her to marry me,
next I'm kissing an impossible thing.
602
00:41:55,671 --> 00:41:57,797
- I'm the impossible thing?
- Yeah...
603
00:41:58,423 --> 00:42:00,091
You're not part of my world.
604
00:42:00,342 --> 00:42:03,971
OK, but I know life.
You didn't blow it.
605
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:05,597
She was with a guy, too.
606
00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:08,182
- Looked like a jerk.
- He was with her.
607
00:42:08,434 --> 00:42:10,602
Like you and me. She'll call back.
608
00:42:11,937 --> 00:42:14,691
She didn't when I said
I had money for her.
609
00:42:14,941 --> 00:42:18,153
She's a woman, and saw us together.
She'll call!
610
00:42:23,992 --> 00:42:25,661
Pick it up.
611
00:42:27,662 --> 00:42:28,538
Hello?
612
00:42:28,997 --> 00:42:31,667
Foix here.
Sorry to bother you so late.
613
00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:34,003
It's that asshole lawyer.
614
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,298
- I'm listening.
- Elena has
615
00:42:36,547 --> 00:42:39,468
a runway show tomorrow.
You should attend.
616
00:42:39,717 --> 00:42:42,262
- He wants me at your show tomorrow.
- Why not?
617
00:42:42,512 --> 00:42:43,555
He pisses me off!
618
00:42:43,805 --> 00:42:44,348
OK.
619
00:42:44,598 --> 00:42:46,850
All those photographers
could be useful.
620
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,518
You have proper attire?
621
00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:50,979
I'm not criticizing your clothes,
622
00:42:51,229 --> 00:42:54,399
but elegance will make you
more credible with Elena.
623
00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:57,820
We can have clothes delivered,
so you'll look your best.
624
00:42:58,236 --> 00:43:01,240
I'm fine as I am.
Keep your clothes. Bye!
625
00:43:01,991 --> 00:43:03,994
Now he wants to dress me up!
626
00:43:04,202 --> 00:43:05,662
I hung up on him.
627
00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:07,330
Hello!
628
00:43:07,581 --> 00:43:08,290
It's Emilie.
629
00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:11,876
Keep your money,
and don't call again!
630
00:43:13,212 --> 00:43:14,879
Let's meet, we gotta talk.
631
00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:17,216
What's left to talk about?
632
00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:20,719
It's a long story,
I can't explain now...
633
00:43:21,303 --> 00:43:23,847
Don't bother, after what I saw.
Good-bye.
634
00:43:24,223 --> 00:43:25,601
Hello?
635
00:43:30,522 --> 00:43:31,399
She hung up.
636
00:43:31,815 --> 00:43:33,275
She'll call back.
637
00:43:35,319 --> 00:43:36,904
She never wants to see me again.
638
00:43:37,153 --> 00:43:40,741
I said she'd call.
Now I say she'll call again.
639
00:43:42,994 --> 00:43:44,662
- You don't have curtains?
- What?
640
00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:47,206
- That's a problem.
- Why?
641
00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:49,167
We'll have to sleep together.
642
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:51,962
You on the couch,
and me in the bed looks odd.
643
00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:53,214
My bed's tiny.
644
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,466
If you'd bought curtains...
645
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,260
That building was empty.
Curtains cost money!
646
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:00,930
It'll be a tight squeeze tonight.
647
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:21,452
Levasseur's a liar!
648
00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:24,288
You hear them, sir?
649
00:44:24,539 --> 00:44:27,124
They're shouting what we all feel.
650
00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:29,753
Management
broke all its promises,
651
00:44:30,419 --> 00:44:32,339
regarding salaries, lay-offs
652
00:44:32,588 --> 00:44:34,214
or, even worse,
653
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:36,635
possible outsourcing.
654
00:44:38,554 --> 00:44:42,975
Sorry to interrupt the meeting.
An urgent phone call.
655
00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:50,691
Hello?
656
00:44:51,359 --> 00:44:53,028
I can see them in bed.
657
00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:56,656
Not in the same bed?
658
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,450
Others are watching, so it's better.
659
00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:03,205
Yes, it's better.
660
00:45:03,581 --> 00:45:05,416
- What are they doing?
- Sorry?
661
00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,210
In the bed, what are they doing?
662
00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:10,630
Nothing yet, but they just tucked in.
663
00:45:12,381 --> 00:45:13,841
Talk to you later.
664
00:45:23,644 --> 00:45:25,396
Forgive me.
665
00:45:32,403 --> 00:45:34,364
- Where were we?
- Nowhere, sir.
666
00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:39,369
My colleague was frank.
You can tell how disastrous it is.
667
00:45:39,619 --> 00:45:44,040
Closing this factory
will upset hundreds of lives,
668
00:45:44,290 --> 00:45:46,751
a human drama I needn't describe.
669
00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:49,379
Think it over, sir.
670
00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:53,760
I'm thinking...
671
00:45:54,469 --> 00:45:56,680
It's very painful,
672
00:45:58,098 --> 00:46:00,392
a very painful situation.
673
00:46:06,732 --> 00:46:08,482
Is there a subway close by?
674
00:46:08,734 --> 00:46:10,777
- No, why?
- Everything's shaking.
675
00:46:11,028 --> 00:46:12,654
That's just me.
676
00:46:13,530 --> 00:46:14,991
My nerves.
677
00:46:15,658 --> 00:46:18,161
- Where do you usually live?
- On the Left Bank.
678
00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:21,080
- Better than here, I bet.
- It's a nice place.
679
00:46:21,332 --> 00:46:23,082
Can't I come live with you?
680
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,709
I'd rather not.
681
00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:26,837
I won't ask why, you must know.
682
00:46:27,086 --> 00:46:29,172
No one can spy on me there.
683
00:46:29,465 --> 00:46:31,591
- Wouldn't that be better?
- No.
684
00:46:31,842 --> 00:46:34,345
- You like being spied on?
- Yes.
685
00:46:34,762 --> 00:46:37,848
I don't get it.
I haven't since day one.
686
00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:40,769
You must have figured out
a thing or two.
687
00:46:41,019 --> 00:46:43,229
A guy too rich paid me to sleep
688
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,774
with a girl too pretty,
in a bed too small.
689
00:46:46,025 --> 00:46:48,485
We're being spied on,
but I don't know by whom.
690
00:46:48,735 --> 00:46:49,611
The guy too rich.
691
00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:51,238
He can see us now?
692
00:46:51,488 --> 00:46:54,283
His flunky can,
with a camera and binoculars.
693
00:46:55,743 --> 00:46:58,287
Life's complex
for pretty people with dough.
694
00:46:58,746 --> 00:47:02,332
No, it's simple.
Like yours with Emilie:
695
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,672
You're unhappy, she's unhappy,
so's the rich guy and so am I.
696
00:47:07,381 --> 00:47:09,091
How cheerful!
697
00:47:09,341 --> 00:47:11,677
Never fall for a married man.
698
00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:14,680
On that score, I'm safe.
699
00:47:19,518 --> 00:47:21,145
You still love him?
700
00:47:24,564 --> 00:47:26,316
We're quite a pair!
701
00:47:27,776 --> 00:47:30,155
It's late, let's get some sleep.
702
00:47:31,406 --> 00:47:33,909
I want to call her.
But she won't answer.
703
00:47:34,159 --> 00:47:35,911
Yes she will, call her.
704
00:47:36,203 --> 00:47:37,997
Now I know: I'm nothing to her.
705
00:47:38,287 --> 00:47:41,959
She's right, I sleep with a supermodel
to make ends meet.
706
00:47:42,209 --> 00:47:43,252
That's rough.
707
00:47:43,502 --> 00:47:44,920
With you, it's not so bad...
708
00:47:45,337 --> 00:47:47,631
Poor guy! On supermodel duty!
709
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:48,883
Making fun of me?
710
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,552
Yes. Call her.
711
00:47:51,928 --> 00:47:53,221
I don't dare.
712
00:48:02,897 --> 00:48:04,942
Emilie?
It's Pascal, am I intruding?
713
00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:06,319
Know what time it is?
714
00:48:06,569 --> 00:48:08,487
Sorry, I'm at the store,
doing the books.
715
00:48:08,738 --> 00:48:10,364
Didn't see the time go by.
716
00:48:10,614 --> 00:48:12,700
I loved our lunch together.
717
00:48:13,743 --> 00:48:14,785
- Hello?
- Yes, I'm here.
718
00:48:15,037 --> 00:48:16,830
Let's do it again soon.
719
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:18,958
You call me at 11 PM for that?
720
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:23,170
No, I had a great idea,
and wanted to tell you at once.
721
00:48:23,421 --> 00:48:26,757
Ask your friend
to come by my store with his girl.
722
00:48:27,008 --> 00:48:30,386
We'll take some photos
to put in the window.
723
00:48:30,970 --> 00:48:32,054
Hello?
724
00:48:32,305 --> 00:48:35,600
He's not my friend!
Screw his girl and your window!
725
00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:38,561
I'm sick of all this.
I'm not interested!
726
00:49:00,669 --> 00:49:01,920
Emilie...
727
00:49:02,753 --> 00:49:04,923
It's not Emilie...
728
00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:08,969
- It's not?
- No, it's not.
729
00:49:09,762 --> 00:49:11,222
Oh, it's you.
730
00:49:11,514 --> 00:49:14,935
Sorry about that.
Mind letting go of my breast?
731
00:49:15,351 --> 00:49:16,436
Sorry.
732
00:49:19,689 --> 00:49:22,526
- I was dreaming, I'm sorry.
- No big deal.
733
00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:24,611
She was snuggled against me...
734
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:26,905
I figured that out.
735
00:49:27,656 --> 00:49:30,076
Her skin was so soft.
But it wasn't hers.
736
00:49:30,326 --> 00:49:34,246
I'm sure hers is soft, too.
Turn around.
737
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:35,915
Right.
738
00:49:39,293 --> 00:49:40,962
I'm not used to someone in my bed.
739
00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:44,340
My buddy Richard,
a few times before we got the couch.
740
00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:47,593
But it wasn't like sleeping with you.
741
00:49:47,845 --> 00:49:50,806
If it'll calm you down,
pretend I'm him.
742
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,185
True, that calms me down fast.
743
00:50:34,811 --> 00:50:36,563
We can't show him that.
744
00:50:37,647 --> 00:50:39,941
You can see he's fondling her breast.
745
00:50:40,567 --> 00:50:41,276
Why?
746
00:50:41,526 --> 00:50:43,947
There's a street lamp
by the window...
747
00:50:44,197 --> 00:50:46,200
No, why'd she let him touch her?
748
00:50:46,574 --> 00:50:47,660
Don't know.
749
00:50:47,910 --> 00:50:49,953
I sat on an old crate all night,
750
00:50:50,204 --> 00:50:53,456
in a crumbling building.
What do I know?
751
00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:57,419
If we show him these pictures,
he'll go ballistic.
752
00:50:57,628 --> 00:50:58,212
Well?
753
00:50:58,879 --> 00:51:01,590
You saw the press coverage, sir?
Fabulous, no?
754
00:51:01,798 --> 00:51:05,260
These articles show
that they took the bait.
755
00:51:05,511 --> 00:51:09,392
They all fell for
"The Princess and the Parking Valet".
756
00:51:09,641 --> 00:51:11,727
- The pictures!
- I was getting to that.
757
00:51:11,976 --> 00:51:14,938
We have some, but they're
not great... technically.
758
00:51:15,188 --> 00:51:18,066
- You can't see much.
- Not enough light.
759
00:51:22,196 --> 00:51:25,199
I disagree.
These pictures are fine.
760
00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:28,869
Nice work, Paul.
761
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,662
Thanks, sir.
762
00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:32,040
Back to your stake-out.
763
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:33,834
That little bastard!
764
00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:36,211
Trying to make her!
765
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,548
I'll fix him. He'll be out cold.
766
00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:42,260
You'll make him lose his valet job?
767
00:51:43,385 --> 00:51:46,931
Sir, small fry are tough
to put the screws on.
768
00:51:47,849 --> 00:51:51,310
She's in his bed, he touches her,
for whole nights.
769
00:51:52,311 --> 00:51:54,062
May I speak as a friend?
770
00:51:55,189 --> 00:51:56,191
No.
771
00:51:56,442 --> 00:51:57,108
Alright.
772
00:51:57,401 --> 00:51:59,111
Say what you have to say.
773
00:51:59,361 --> 00:52:01,864
A man like you can't be jealous of him.
774
00:52:02,322 --> 00:52:05,951
You're paid to defend me,
not to judge me. Get out!
775
00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:14,669
Mr Berman.
776
00:52:16,129 --> 00:52:16,671
Well?
777
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,797
You were right, they're not an item.
778
00:52:19,049 --> 00:52:21,092
Even though they slept together.
779
00:52:21,594 --> 00:52:22,720
You have proof?
780
00:52:23,137 --> 00:52:26,140
- Your husband has them watched.
- What?
781
00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:29,226
Another guy
was spying from that building.
782
00:52:29,477 --> 00:52:31,437
He hid, but I recognized him.
783
00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:34,273
No kidding!
He has them watched?
784
00:52:34,608 --> 00:52:36,734
As there are no curtains,
785
00:52:36,985 --> 00:52:39,070
he's like us, he sees it all.
786
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,529
This is too good!
787
00:52:40,781 --> 00:52:43,867
He puts her in the guy's bed,
and now frets.
788
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:47,747
Wouldn't curtains add to his anxiety?
789
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,335
When you can't see,
your imagination runs wild.
790
00:52:53,836 --> 00:52:58,633
How sad, this poor guy
who can't afford curtains!
791
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:05,056
- How is he?
- My husband gave him a shot.
792
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:07,767
- He gives shots now?
- He learned, he had to.
793
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:10,730
Feeling better, Dad?
794
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:13,024
- He stuck me like a pig.
- I'm sorry.
795
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,777
I saw the grocer's wife
for her phlebitis.
796
00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:19,114
The shot she gave me was a joy!
797
00:53:19,781 --> 00:53:22,659
- Do you have bronchitis?
- That's right.
798
00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:25,537
- What did I prescribe?
- Suppositories and syrup.
799
00:53:25,787 --> 00:53:27,580
Suppositories?
800
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:29,582
So keep it up.
801
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:33,714
Coming to Andre's birthday?
802
00:53:33,963 --> 00:53:35,381
I have a ton of work.
803
00:53:35,631 --> 00:53:37,341
Stop by to please Francois.
804
00:53:37,592 --> 00:53:40,886
Move! I have
another patient to see.
805
00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,985
- She won't come.
- Why not?
806
00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:56,361
Because she won't.
807
00:53:56,737 --> 00:53:59,490
I hope you're wrong:
He must be so unhappy.
808
00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:02,744
Holed up in his place
with his heartache.
809
00:55:28,585 --> 00:55:29,378
Bravo!
810
00:56:28,109 --> 00:56:30,694
Karl, bravo.
811
00:56:30,944 --> 00:56:32,071
Thank you for coming.
812
00:56:32,321 --> 00:56:34,282
One of your finest collections!
813
00:56:34,531 --> 00:56:37,451
On to the next! I'm never satisfied.
814
00:56:58,974 --> 00:57:00,310
Not too bored?
815
00:57:00,559 --> 00:57:02,479
Why do you all walk like horses?
816
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,032
We did our job, let's go.
817
00:57:15,576 --> 00:57:18,746
You looked magnificent
in that wedding dress!
818
00:57:19,455 --> 00:57:21,249
- Thanks.
- You're very good.
819
00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:23,459
So are you.
820
00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:24,335
Me?
821
00:57:24,711 --> 00:57:28,297
Keep it up, it amuses me no end!
822
00:57:29,382 --> 00:57:32,051
She says I'm good?
Have I parked her car?
823
00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:37,349
I've re-estimated
the cost of your divorce.
824
00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:39,269
It's still rough but...
825
00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:40,561
I'm not divorcing.
826
00:57:40,812 --> 00:57:44,691
I thought it over last night
with a cool head:
827
00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:47,360
No woman is worth
losing my life's work.
828
00:57:47,944 --> 00:57:48,611
Bravo.
829
00:57:49,863 --> 00:57:52,282
In business school,
830
00:57:52,574 --> 00:57:55,285
I dreamed of being
the CEO I am now.
831
00:57:55,535 --> 00:57:57,287
Why lose it to a passing fancy?
832
00:57:57,537 --> 00:57:58,748
Bravo again, sir.
833
00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:01,626
Losing my drive,
my pride, my power,
834
00:58:01,876 --> 00:58:04,503
for someone I may soon tire of?
835
00:58:04,755 --> 00:58:05,755
Music to my ears!
836
00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:09,926
After 20 years, leaving my wife
is tearing off a part of myself.
837
00:58:10,218 --> 00:58:12,595
A big part,
she has 60% of the shares.
838
00:58:12,846 --> 00:58:15,723
- That's not what I meant.
- Sure, I'm sorry.
839
00:58:15,974 --> 00:58:19,019
In short, I'll call that girl
to say it's over.
840
00:58:19,728 --> 00:58:21,938
- Does she keep the 20 million?
- Sure.
841
00:58:22,189 --> 00:58:25,693
She can keep the money,
it's only honorable.
842
00:58:25,943 --> 00:58:27,278
Yes, of course...
843
00:58:27,821 --> 00:58:30,741
I had a trick to get back
most of the sum, but...
844
00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:34,952
That's not what matters.
845
00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:37,955
I'm myself again.
846
00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:39,540
Well done, sir.
847
00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:42,961
To think that I equated
an industrial empire...
848
00:58:43,212 --> 00:58:45,839
with... Elena.
849
00:58:48,884 --> 00:58:49,511
It's Paul.
850
00:58:50,929 --> 00:58:51,805
Yes?
851
00:58:53,765 --> 00:58:54,641
Really?
852
00:58:57,143 --> 00:58:58,479
I'll tell him.
853
00:58:59,313 --> 00:59:00,480
They've put up curtains.
854
00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:01,815
What?
855
00:59:02,524 --> 00:59:04,317
His place has curtains now.
856
00:59:04,859 --> 00:59:05,819
But why?
857
00:59:06,569 --> 00:59:07,405
I don't know.
858
00:59:07,697 --> 00:59:08,655
I knew it!
859
00:59:08,906 --> 00:59:11,783
He's sleeping with her,
hiding behind curtains!
860
00:59:12,034 --> 00:59:13,995
No matter, since you're leaving her.
861
00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:16,790
Let's break his legs
with a lead pipe!
862
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,335
We pay him to act decently,
and he reams her ass!
863
00:59:20,585 --> 00:59:22,713
Sir, you came to a decision.
864
00:59:22,963 --> 00:59:25,882
Curtains! So they can hide their smut!
865
00:59:26,134 --> 00:59:28,009
Why the curtains, dammit?
866
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,792
Hello?
867
00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,003
- Evening. Foix speaking.
- Evening.
868
01:00:01,253 --> 01:00:01,795
Things fine?
869
01:00:02,047 --> 01:00:04,675
I just got home,
I liked the fashion show.
870
01:00:04,924 --> 01:00:06,844
- You did?
- Ask about the curtains!
871
01:00:07,093 --> 01:00:09,847
It was awesome.
I'd seen that on TV, but...
872
01:00:10,138 --> 01:00:13,392
Sorry to cut in,
but did you do some decorating?
873
01:00:13,642 --> 01:00:14,143
What?
874
01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:17,563
The curtains. Nice, aren't they?
875
01:00:17,855 --> 01:00:19,148
The little shit!
876
01:00:19,398 --> 01:00:23,527
May I ask why you bought
those curtains?
877
01:00:23,779 --> 01:00:24,904
She bought them.
878
01:00:25,613 --> 01:00:26,866
Elena bought them?
879
01:00:27,115 --> 01:00:28,575
I saw them when I got home.
880
01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:31,412
- Why did she buy curtains?
- Why did she buy curtains?
881
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,081
To protect our privacy, I guess.
882
01:00:34,415 --> 01:00:36,667
Privacy!
What's the creep saying?
883
01:00:37,918 --> 01:00:41,588
We didn't hire you
to have "privacy" with Elena.
884
01:00:41,839 --> 01:00:44,550
I told you clearly
it was a pretense.
885
01:00:44,801 --> 01:00:45,426
A what?
886
01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:48,179
An act, a game,
you're just a stand-in.
887
01:00:48,430 --> 01:00:52,142
We paid you to pretend
you were a couple, not to be one.
888
01:00:52,936 --> 01:00:54,479
People were watching us.
889
01:00:54,728 --> 01:00:56,815
She was sick of it,
hence the curtains.
890
01:00:57,064 --> 01:00:59,651
We have peace,
they can think what they want.
891
01:01:00,025 --> 01:01:03,780
You're exploiting us, scumbag!
You'll regret it!
892
01:01:04,029 --> 01:01:04,531
Who is this?
893
01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:07,741
I paid you! You thief, you thug!
894
01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:10,120
Hello?
895
01:01:11,162 --> 01:01:12,706
I hung up, sir.
896
01:01:13,915 --> 01:01:15,125
I did it.
897
01:01:19,046 --> 01:01:21,383
Don't lose your temper like that.
898
01:01:22,134 --> 01:01:24,344
Calm down,
899
01:01:24,719 --> 01:01:27,263
analyze the situation coolly.
900
01:01:29,557 --> 01:01:30,725
That guy's sick!
901
01:01:37,065 --> 01:01:39,443
It's 8PM, we're dining
at the Lambert's.
902
01:01:39,694 --> 01:01:42,405
I'll let you go alone,
I don't feel well.
903
01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,364
Are you sick?
904
01:01:43,990 --> 01:01:46,325
Tired. I've had some rough days.
905
01:01:46,576 --> 01:01:48,911
Sorry, but I don't feel up to it.
906
01:01:49,203 --> 01:01:50,705
True, you do seem tired.
907
01:01:50,955 --> 01:01:53,416
It takes real stress
to look that way.
908
01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,961
Apologize to the Lamberts for me.
909
01:01:56,503 --> 01:01:58,088
Should I cancel?
910
01:01:58,338 --> 01:02:00,673
I can stay
and hear of your troubles.
911
01:02:01,258 --> 01:02:04,179
Forget my troubles,
I'm tired, that's all.
912
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,805
Don't lie,
I know what's upsetting you.
913
01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:11,519
That strike in the factory.
914
01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,023
It hasn't made life easier.
915
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,692
I'm so sorry, poor dear.
916
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,028
You'll be late.
917
01:02:20,613 --> 01:02:21,989
Get some rest!
918
01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:24,408
See you later.
919
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,336
A guy insulted me
over your curtains.
920
01:02:35,587 --> 01:02:37,672
Called me a scumbag and a thug.
921
01:02:40,425 --> 01:02:43,428
- If you wanted curtains...
- But I didn't!
922
01:02:43,678 --> 01:02:45,472
- You didn't?
- No!
923
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,224
Then, who?
924
01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:50,602
His wife. Only she would do it.
925
01:02:50,852 --> 01:02:52,229
His wife?
926
01:02:52,648 --> 01:02:54,233
Why'd she fix up my place?
927
01:02:54,524 --> 01:02:56,527
It's their problem. Not yours.
928
01:02:56,776 --> 01:02:59,696
It's my home,
I could file a complaint!
929
01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:01,323
No.
930
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:05,619
Cops'll say: "What was stolen?"
"No, they hung curtains."
931
01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:06,829
Might turn ugly.
932
01:03:07,413 --> 01:03:08,287
And he called you?
933
01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:12,251
His lawyer did. Then that maniac
insulted me and hung up.
934
01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:17,257
She pulled it off.
935
01:03:18,758 --> 01:03:20,260
I'll be right back.
936
01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:30,645
Give it back.
Emilie won't take it, nor will I.
937
01:03:31,438 --> 01:03:33,983
Why? No one's asking
for the money back.
938
01:03:34,233 --> 01:03:35,860
He called me a thief, I'm not.
939
01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:38,320
32,450 Euros is a lot.
He'll want it.
940
01:03:39,071 --> 01:03:42,409
He's a billionaire,
that's a tip for him.
941
01:03:42,743 --> 01:03:44,911
No, he called me a thief!
942
01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,789
Give it to Emilie, she'll take it.
943
01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:52,044
It's over with Emilie.
Now she's with Mr Cell Phone.
944
01:03:52,294 --> 01:03:53,421
Francois...
945
01:03:53,670 --> 01:03:55,465
I'm sure she realizes
946
01:03:55,715 --> 01:03:58,258
she's losing a really great guy.
947
01:04:09,772 --> 01:04:11,065
I'm cold.
948
01:04:15,319 --> 01:04:18,530
Take my blanket, I'm not cold at all.
949
01:04:19,491 --> 01:04:22,326
No, I don't need it. Thanks, keep it.
950
01:04:31,879 --> 01:04:33,339
It's because of him?
951
01:04:33,964 --> 01:04:36,842
He's a bastard.
It's wrong to cheat on your wife.
952
01:04:37,093 --> 01:04:39,762
Wait till you're married to say that.
953
01:04:41,263 --> 01:04:43,350
Why am I so cold?
954
01:04:50,648 --> 01:04:54,862
All the men I meet are creeps
with a one-track mind.
955
01:05:04,747 --> 01:05:08,501
If we stay any longer like this,
I'll turn into one, too.
956
01:05:14,549 --> 01:05:17,385
Go back to bed, I feel better.
957
01:05:27,647 --> 01:05:28,648
Thanks.
958
01:05:36,364 --> 01:05:37,782
- What's that?
- Nothing.
959
01:05:38,950 --> 01:05:41,411
You said not to talk about it,
so I won't.
960
01:05:42,078 --> 01:05:43,831
They're getting married.
961
01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:45,791
What?
962
01:05:46,251 --> 01:05:49,337
Their picture's in here,
she's in a wedding dress.
963
01:05:49,587 --> 01:05:52,173
But you're right,
it's their business.
964
01:05:52,424 --> 01:05:55,843
Do the new pens go in the rack
or at the register?
965
01:05:56,094 --> 01:05:59,513
He won't marry her.
I'm the one he loves, he said so.
966
01:05:59,765 --> 01:06:02,017
- Don't bring that up again.
- I didn't.
967
01:06:02,684 --> 01:06:04,978
Never again! Is that clear?
968
01:06:05,937 --> 01:06:09,025
It's for you.
Can we talk? Got a minute?
969
01:06:09,567 --> 01:06:11,110
Go get a coffee.
970
01:06:11,569 --> 01:06:14,614
- Did you hear? Get a coffee!
- OK.
971
01:06:22,830 --> 01:06:23,999
Thanks.
972
01:06:27,377 --> 01:06:27,919
Well?
973
01:06:28,337 --> 01:06:29,379
She's still there.
974
01:06:29,630 --> 01:06:32,133
If she'd pose
for a picture for my window.
975
01:06:32,717 --> 01:06:34,969
Bad timing.
Whatever they're saying,
976
01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,721
it's heavy.
977
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,556
Means another lunch alone.
978
01:06:40,058 --> 01:06:41,434
You had a date with her?
979
01:06:41,685 --> 01:06:44,312
She cancels all the time.
She can't like me.
980
01:06:44,563 --> 01:06:45,398
Weird, huh?
981
01:06:45,647 --> 01:06:49,902
Yeah. A handsome guy like you
shouldn't lunch alone.
982
01:06:53,488 --> 01:06:55,740
- What sign is she?
- Who?
983
01:06:56,159 --> 01:06:57,243
You!
984
01:06:57,993 --> 01:06:59,788
Aries, Gemini rising.
985
01:07:00,038 --> 01:07:02,624
That's very good.
Let's see your hand.
986
01:07:06,837 --> 01:07:09,548
- You're very sensual...
- Really?
987
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,427
Being fleshy there means you're hot.
988
01:07:12,968 --> 01:07:14,261
Let's see yours.
989
01:07:18,765 --> 01:07:20,268
I never saw that before.
990
01:07:20,519 --> 01:07:21,894
Me neither.
991
01:07:25,190 --> 01:07:26,734
Wanna have lunch?
992
01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:33,699
There you're lovely...
993
01:07:33,949 --> 01:07:35,284
Great.
994
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,453
Perfect.
995
01:07:37,704 --> 01:07:39,788
Let's do a few more.
996
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,583
Like that.
997
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,628
Let's take a break!
998
01:07:51,676 --> 01:07:53,512
I'm not wild
about the collections this year.
999
01:07:53,763 --> 01:07:57,141
Only the big names
held their own...
1000
01:07:57,391 --> 01:08:01,103
The young ones were all
rags and tatters. Diddly poo!
1001
01:08:01,562 --> 01:08:03,564
As for Elena! Seen her guy?
1002
01:08:05,107 --> 01:08:06,275
Look!
1003
01:08:07,777 --> 01:08:10,822
He's a parking valet! Elena, with him?
1004
01:08:11,073 --> 01:08:12,532
He has no money, no looks!
1005
01:08:13,034 --> 01:08:14,659
What does she see in him?
1006
01:08:15,452 --> 01:08:19,331
He must have hidden talents.
That's gotta be it.
1007
01:08:20,248 --> 01:08:21,750
Something huge!
1008
01:08:25,213 --> 01:08:26,881
Things OK, Richard?
1009
01:08:29,675 --> 01:08:31,803
- You OK?
- Sure. When's the wedding?
1010
01:08:32,053 --> 01:08:34,223
That's just fan-mag bullshit.
1011
01:08:34,473 --> 01:08:36,016
- Can I ask you a favor?
- Sure.
1012
01:08:36,266 --> 01:08:38,353
When you're married, don't eat here.
1013
01:08:38,602 --> 01:08:40,229
I'd hate parking your car.
1014
01:08:40,563 --> 01:08:41,481
- Richard...
- What?
1015
01:08:41,730 --> 01:08:43,982
There's nothing between Elena and me.
1016
01:08:44,317 --> 01:08:45,068
Sure.
1017
01:08:45,318 --> 01:08:47,778
I can't explain now, but soon I will.
1018
01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,739
You'll see, it was no big deal.
1019
01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:52,075
- You're just ashamed.
- Of what?
1020
01:08:52,324 --> 01:08:54,660
Kicking me out
to ball a supermodel.
1021
01:08:54,911 --> 01:08:58,290
Now you're marrying her,
and I'm stuck at my drunken mom's.
1022
01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,459
I'm not ashamed or marrying anyone.
1023
01:09:00,709 --> 01:09:02,461
I bet you gave her Emilie's ring.
1024
01:09:02,711 --> 01:09:04,797
You're a dog,
that's why you get laid.
1025
01:09:05,089 --> 01:09:06,758
But you're not happy.
1026
01:09:07,007 --> 01:09:08,260
I'm not getting laid!
1027
01:09:10,637 --> 01:09:12,555
This thing with Elena's a fraud.
1028
01:09:12,806 --> 01:09:14,723
I'm telling you, you're my buddy.
1029
01:09:14,975 --> 01:09:16,643
Soon we'll be living together again.
1030
01:09:18,812 --> 01:09:19,771
You shitting me?
1031
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:22,150
You have my word.
1032
01:09:24,568 --> 01:09:26,362
You're an ass-face, but I like you.
1033
01:09:28,823 --> 01:09:29,949
Thanks, Francois.
1034
01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:40,293
Don't park it, I'll only be a minute.
1035
01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:41,878
Is Mr. Pignon around?
1036
01:09:42,336 --> 01:09:43,254
Yes, he's here.
1037
01:09:47,634 --> 01:09:48,510
It's for you!
1038
01:10:11,995 --> 01:10:12,536
Bastard!
1039
01:10:12,788 --> 01:10:16,583
She gives me her number,
and I didn't ask for it.
1040
01:10:22,589 --> 01:10:24,423
Casanova, you about through?
1041
01:10:24,674 --> 01:10:25,675
Francois...
1042
01:10:28,512 --> 01:10:29,554
Francois.
1043
01:10:47,866 --> 01:10:49,493
Mrs Levasseur, sir.
1044
01:10:50,828 --> 01:10:52,329
Show her in.
1045
01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:57,501
You wanted to see me?
1046
01:10:57,751 --> 01:11:00,506
I haven't been here in ages.
1047
01:11:00,755 --> 01:11:02,424
I walked through the place.
1048
01:11:02,674 --> 01:11:04,509
A landlord's visit!
1049
01:11:05,301 --> 01:11:06,470
That's fine...
1050
01:11:06,803 --> 01:11:08,806
- Know what the gossip is?
- No.
1051
01:11:09,055 --> 01:11:10,723
Your mind's not on the job.
1052
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,267
Screw the gossip.
1053
01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:17,398
And that if you keep it up,
you won't be CEO for long.
1054
01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,774
Got nothing funnier?
1055
01:11:21,276 --> 01:11:24,531
I had the curtains
put up at Pignon's.
1056
01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,873
Your lies about that photo
are such fun.
1057
01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:33,915
Your bumbling's hilarious.
1058
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,251
I don't follow you.
1059
01:11:36,502 --> 01:11:37,544
Then I'll spell it out.
1060
01:11:38,004 --> 01:11:39,672
If you love that girl, leave me,
1061
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:42,090
go off with her to Venice,
1062
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,968
I'll file for a divorce.
1063
01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:45,678
What are you talking about?
1064
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:48,973
A poor sap who wants
both a wife and a mistress.
1065
01:11:49,224 --> 01:11:50,350
It's time to choose.
1066
01:11:50,601 --> 01:11:53,896
Darling, I never planned
to divorce you.
1067
01:11:55,105 --> 01:11:58,484
You've been glum
since she lives with that guy.
1068
01:11:58,776 --> 01:12:01,945
She means nothing to me, it's over.
1069
01:12:02,196 --> 01:12:03,906
I'll go to Venice, but with you!
1070
01:12:04,157 --> 01:12:05,991
Once the Board meeting's over,
1071
01:12:06,241 --> 01:12:09,203
we'll leave on a second honeymoon.
1072
01:12:09,454 --> 01:12:12,207
We had a lovely suite
for our first one.
1073
01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:13,708
Try to book it again.
1074
01:12:14,168 --> 01:12:15,294
I'll get right on it.
1075
01:12:48,579 --> 01:12:50,873
I haven't been here in ages.
1076
01:12:51,249 --> 01:12:53,251
I walked through the place.
1077
01:12:53,501 --> 01:12:55,044
A landlord's visit!
1078
01:13:06,433 --> 01:13:07,851
Francois is marrying a model!
1079
01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:09,477
What?
1080
01:13:09,726 --> 01:13:12,729
I heard it at the beauty parlor.
They saw it in a paper.
1081
01:13:12,981 --> 01:13:15,065
He's marrying a very famous model.
1082
01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,694
- What's this?
- They forgot which paper,
1083
01:13:18,153 --> 01:13:22,407
but swore Francois
is marrying Naomi Campbell.
1084
01:13:22,657 --> 01:13:23,700
A name like that...
1085
01:13:23,992 --> 01:13:25,453
He'd have told you...
1086
01:13:25,703 --> 01:13:27,705
Why would Naomi Campbell
marry our kid?
1087
01:13:27,955 --> 01:13:30,332
It's not her, but someone famous...
1088
01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:32,335
I couldn't reach Francois at home.
1089
01:13:32,585 --> 01:13:34,420
But he was heartbroken over Emilie.
1090
01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,714
- I don't get it.
- Me, neither.
1091
01:13:37,716 --> 01:13:38,799
It's me!
1092
01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:42,720
Happy birthday, Dad!
1093
01:13:44,556 --> 01:13:46,308
Your hair looks great, Mom.
1094
01:13:47,684 --> 01:13:49,478
Why are you staring at me?
1095
01:13:49,771 --> 01:13:51,731
Are you marrying a model?
1096
01:13:51,981 --> 01:13:53,775
- No way!
- My hairdresser read it.
1097
01:13:54,025 --> 01:13:55,693
It's just fan-mag gossip.
1098
01:13:55,943 --> 01:13:57,821
Open your gift, Dad!
1099
01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:05,119
It's magnificent!
1100
01:14:05,412 --> 01:14:07,080
- You don't have that one?
- No.
1101
01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:08,790
Thanks, Francois.
1102
01:14:09,041 --> 01:14:11,627
My collection's becoming famous.
1103
01:14:11,876 --> 01:14:15,298
I'm invited to a dinner
to talk about my corkscrews!
1104
01:14:15,548 --> 01:14:17,050
That's great, Dad.
1105
01:14:17,383 --> 01:14:19,260
I brought a friend. That OK?
1106
01:14:19,511 --> 01:14:20,512
A friend?
1107
01:14:27,728 --> 01:14:28,479
Hello.
1108
01:14:28,728 --> 01:14:29,230
Elena.
1109
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:31,147
Happy birthday, sir.
1110
01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:32,316
Can I help?
1111
01:14:32,565 --> 01:14:35,236
No, sit in the other room,
I'll handle it all.
1112
01:14:38,781 --> 01:14:40,617
Our sonny has a secret life.
1113
01:14:40,867 --> 01:14:43,745
Incredible.
Where'd he ever find that?
1114
01:14:44,870 --> 01:14:47,749
- My God, maybe it's Emilie.
- You said she wasn't coming.
1115
01:14:47,999 --> 01:14:50,085
- Hello.
- Hi, sweetheart.
1116
01:14:50,710 --> 01:14:52,295
He calls her "sweetheart"!
1117
01:15:04,435 --> 01:15:06,645
- Happy birthday!
- Thanks Emilie, dear.
1118
01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:08,397
Where's the oldie?
1119
01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:11,525
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
1120
01:15:11,774 --> 01:15:14,945
How old are you, around 75?
1121
01:15:20,951 --> 01:15:24,329
I'm 58. That guy's an idiot!
1122
01:15:24,581 --> 01:15:26,331
I'll change doctors.
1123
01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:31,087
What did I say?
He can get all the girls he wants!
1124
01:15:31,505 --> 01:15:34,758
About the 20 million,
I'm canceling the transfer.
1125
01:15:41,681 --> 01:15:43,851
I'll never see her again.
1126
01:15:44,101 --> 01:15:46,227
But to hold her one last time...
1127
01:15:46,854 --> 01:15:49,690
I went through that once.
1128
01:15:50,024 --> 01:15:51,777
I got my last time.
1129
01:15:51,985 --> 01:15:55,155
I lied to the girl,
told her what she wanted to hear.
1130
01:15:55,405 --> 01:15:57,199
She came to our date, elated.
1131
01:15:57,449 --> 01:15:59,786
I got a glorious last night with her.
1132
01:16:00,495 --> 01:16:01,787
That's odious.
1133
01:16:02,412 --> 01:16:03,623
I know.
1134
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,834
"Happy birthday to you..."
1135
01:16:31,110 --> 01:16:34,071
- Doctor, may I ask you for something.
- What?
1136
01:16:34,696 --> 01:16:35,657
Your daughter's hand.
1137
01:16:36,074 --> 01:16:37,909
You should ask her.
1138
01:16:38,368 --> 01:16:39,410
I did.
1139
01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:40,745
Did she accept?
1140
01:16:41,122 --> 01:16:41,664
Yes.
1141
01:16:42,456 --> 01:16:44,458
Then why are you pestering me?
1142
01:16:51,674 --> 01:16:52,716
Thanks, Doctor.
1143
01:17:03,769 --> 01:17:06,441
Why's that doctor always angry?
1144
01:17:06,691 --> 01:17:08,943
He's allergic to patients.
1145
01:17:10,570 --> 01:17:11,154
Hello?
1146
01:17:11,445 --> 01:17:13,780
It's me, I have good news for you,
1147
01:17:14,031 --> 01:17:15,783
or rather, good news for us.
1148
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:16,534
I'm listening.
1149
01:17:16,784 --> 01:17:19,370
No, I want to surprise you.
1150
01:17:19,579 --> 01:17:21,290
Can we meet tomorrow?
1151
01:17:21,539 --> 01:17:23,542
I've got a show,
but I'm free at 5PM.
1152
01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:26,628
- Where?
- At the Pavilion, in the Park.
1153
01:17:27,003 --> 01:17:28,505
I'll pick you up at five.
1154
01:17:28,755 --> 01:17:32,301
No, let's avoid the press,
meet me in the usual place.
1155
01:17:32,552 --> 01:17:35,013
Do I spend tonight
at his place or mine?
1156
01:17:35,262 --> 01:17:37,849
Go home, you're through
with that bum.
1157
01:17:38,141 --> 01:17:39,476
See you tomorrow, love.
1158
01:17:41,603 --> 01:17:43,646
Why does he keep insulting me?
1159
01:17:43,897 --> 01:17:45,523
Doesn't matter now.
1160
01:17:46,149 --> 01:17:48,151
I'm happy, Francois.
1161
01:17:48,860 --> 01:17:51,780
Then he can call me a bum
all he wants.
1162
01:18:05,170 --> 01:18:07,047
Time to say good-bye.
1163
01:18:09,341 --> 01:18:10,842
Not coming up for your things?
1164
01:18:11,092 --> 01:18:12,719
I've got stuff at my place.
Tomorrow.
1165
01:18:13,887 --> 01:18:16,056
Well, good night, Elena.
1166
01:18:16,306 --> 01:18:18,392
I didn't think this 3 days ago.
1167
01:18:19,101 --> 01:18:19,686
What?
1168
01:18:19,936 --> 01:18:21,980
That I'd be sad to leave you.
1169
01:18:23,272 --> 01:18:24,233
Me neither.
1170
01:18:28,986 --> 01:18:30,239
Good night, Francois.
1171
01:19:12,701 --> 01:19:14,077
Am I bothering you?
1172
01:19:14,327 --> 01:19:17,290
No, I'm with my mom.
She quit drinking.
1173
01:19:17,664 --> 01:19:18,290
Yeah, when?
1174
01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:20,542
Today. Looks like it's working.
1175
01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:22,545
- You OK, Mom?
- I'm thirsty.
1176
01:19:23,795 --> 01:19:27,842
You can have this apartment:
I'm moving in with Emilie.
1177
01:19:28,467 --> 01:19:30,052
No way! That's so cool!
1178
01:19:30,304 --> 01:19:33,265
Elena there?
She can stay, wouldn't bother me.
1179
01:19:33,514 --> 01:19:34,725
No, she left.
1180
01:19:34,975 --> 01:19:38,854
To live with the man she loves,
and she's very happy.
1181
01:19:39,271 --> 01:19:42,691
Darling,
I never planned to divorce you.
1182
01:19:43,734 --> 01:19:47,238
You've been glum
since she lives with that guy.
1183
01:19:47,488 --> 01:19:50,574
She means nothing to me, it's over.
1184
01:19:50,824 --> 01:19:52,535
I'll go to Venice, but with you!
1185
01:19:52,785 --> 01:19:54,579
Once the Board meeting's over,
1186
01:19:54,830 --> 01:19:57,875
we'll leave on a second honeymoon.
1187
01:20:14,266 --> 01:20:15,267
Here she is.
1188
01:20:47,053 --> 01:20:49,305
- You?
- She's through with you.
1189
01:20:49,888 --> 01:20:51,348
Get out of this car!
1190
01:20:51,599 --> 01:20:53,935
- I have a message for you.
- Screw that!
1191
01:20:54,351 --> 01:20:55,562
Get him out!
1192
01:20:55,811 --> 01:20:57,605
- When do you go to Venice?
- What?
1193
01:20:57,856 --> 01:21:00,399
Hope you get the honeymoon suite.
1194
01:21:00,817 --> 01:21:03,027
No, wait! Take a walk.
1195
01:21:05,447 --> 01:21:07,700
I don't know what you're saying.
1196
01:21:08,033 --> 01:21:10,119
You will, in Venice with your wife.
1197
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:15,166
I don't know how,
but you stole her, you creep!
1198
01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:17,960
I'm marrying
the girl I love in 3 weeks.
1199
01:21:18,503 --> 01:21:20,588
You can insult me all you want.
1200
01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:22,882
Elena says that, rich as you are,
1201
01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:25,759
you're a poor man!
She's sorry for you!
1202
01:21:27,219 --> 01:21:29,931
She won't get her 20 million,
I had it voided!
1203
01:21:30,182 --> 01:21:32,768
Not a penny, tell her!
1204
01:21:33,186 --> 01:21:36,689
She knew you'd cover yourself.
I'm sorry for you too!
1205
01:21:51,538 --> 01:21:52,705
Pignon!
1206
01:22:05,804 --> 01:22:07,972
Feeling blue? Want a little treat?
1207
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,724
Leave me alone, dammit!
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