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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,875 Okay, yeah, Dad, just press the circle. Just once. Just press it... 2 00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:30,198 Okay, wait, tell me when we're going. 3 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,833 - Okay. All right. - Okay. Ready? 4 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:36,125 Okay. I know I have some things to clear up, so... 5 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:39,833 I thought this is gonna be the best way. 6 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,875 If you don't like what I'm saying, don't write in the comments 7 00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:47,041 because I will not read it and will not even care. 8 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,791 Okay, here we go. 9 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:55,333 When I moved to the US, I knew fitting in was gonna be hard. 10 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,625 I just didn't know how bloody hard it was going to be. 11 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:02,625 And all I wanted was to get invited to the coolest club in town, 12 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:04,875 Rock 'N' Bowl. 13 00:01:04,958 --> 00:01:06,458 But I never was. 14 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:10,458 Anyone who was anyone was rolling with their homies on a Saturday night. 15 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:14,666 It was like basically a VMAs after-party. 16 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:19,916 So when I turned 14, uh, yeah, that's where I had my birthday. 17 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,125 - Ah! It's an alien baby. - Ew! 18 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:27,125 That's gonna make me sick. I think I'm gonna shit fireballs. 19 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:30,708 Being there made me feel cool for the first time in my life. 20 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,833 Steph, you do one. 21 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:34,083 I felt like the kids I wanted to be. 22 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:38,125 You know, the ones who seem immune to that awkward teen phase... 23 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:43,333 ...the ones whose bones have Jenga'd themselves into a hot frame. 24 00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:46,541 The only bumps on their skin are abs, 25 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:51,791 and their natural scent is perfect, like CK One perfect. 26 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,395 - The populars. - Been looking for you. 27 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:57,125 'Sup, Blaine. Hey, Tiffany. 28 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:01,208 I'm having a birthday party, if you guys wanna join. 29 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:03,291 Ooh, ooh. 30 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,541 Cute that in Australia you call it a party, 31 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,208 'cause in America, we call that a freak show. 32 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:13,208 Well, um, it's actually not a freak show 'cause we have cake, so... 33 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:14,750 Let's go. 34 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:18,500 God, I just wanted to be like them so bad. 35 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,375 If they were this amazing in high school, 36 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:24,166 imagine how perfect the rest of their lives would be. 37 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:28,625 ♪ Can make the darkness bright ♪ 38 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:31,125 Come on, Steph, I wanna take more photos. 39 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,125 Come on, Bobby! 40 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:34,583 You are too much. 41 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:38,791 Guys! Could we just, like, try to be cool for once? 42 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:44,041 I hated thinking that life wasn't for me... 43 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,333 that I was destined to be 44 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:53,666 just some average, boring, invisible girl who had no friends. 45 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:57,000 In Australia, we call that a Nigel, but whatever. 46 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,625 You guys know what I mean. 47 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:02,416 I wanted to be something more. 48 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,875 And that's when I decided... 49 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,625 ...that's it. I'm gonna become popular. 50 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:13,708 I know your favorite is "I Want It That Way," 51 00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:15,041 but it's my favorite too. 52 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,791 Oh my God! 53 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:21,208 Okay, I Darrin Dance Groove'd my ass off and became captain of the cheer squad. 54 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:24,500 I got so many new friends, I didn't even know some of their names. 55 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:27,375 But like, of course, I would always smile at them. 56 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,125 And, oh my God, before I knew it, I had the hottest boyfriend in school. 57 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:36,500 Like he was so, so hot. Just like, mega hot. 58 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:42,333 Steph! Seth is here! 59 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:44,458 Uh, yep, yep. Coming, coming. 60 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:50,000 ♪ Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know ♪ 61 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,500 Mmm. 62 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:56,291 Yeah, this... this is really good, Mr. Conway. 63 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,125 It's cereal, Seth. 64 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,666 Stephie, let's move it! 65 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:04,750 So, are you going to ask my daughter to the prom or not? 66 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:06,625 Me? 67 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:09,416 What? No, I don't know what you're talking about. 68 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:13,208 You drive here every morning just so Stephie can drive you to school. 69 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:15,333 - You think I'm an idiot? - No, sir. 70 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:19,750 It's really hard to find the right time. And what about Blaine? 71 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:20,958 Hey! 72 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:23,708 Oh my God, Seth, did you Fatone your hair? 73 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:25,583 It looks so good! 74 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,791 Dad, you didn't have to cook breakfast. 75 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,125 You're about to graduate. 76 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,851 We're not gonna have too many more of these breakfast opportunities. 77 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:34,125 - Yeah. - Grateful to be included, sir. 78 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,291 Um, can we actually rain check? 79 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:39,291 I'm on a diet of only bananas and ice cubes till prom. 80 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:41,750 Oh! Speaking of... 81 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,958 I've been, uh, waiting to give you this. 82 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,708 "I know you'll look beautiful in this. Love, Mum." 83 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,375 Oh my God. 84 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,791 It's gorgeous. 85 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,375 You know, Dad, um, 86 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:20,083 I saw at the mall in that empty store next to Wet Seal 87 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:23,458 that they were holding, like, groups for widows and widowers. 88 00:05:23,541 --> 00:05:24,916 Looked pretty jumping. 89 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,250 You're a catch, Mr. Conway. A sad woman would totally go out with you. 90 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:32,583 I'll tell you what, I'll ask somebody out when you do, Seth. 91 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,875 Yeah. 92 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,838 Did you hear Tiffany went behind my back 93 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,166 and got the Activities Committee 94 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,875 to make the prom king and queen song "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling? 95 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:44,833 Uh, no. You know, that piece of gossip hasn't really trickled down to me yet. 96 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:47,666 Well, when it gets to you, believe it. 97 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:49,766 She's doing it to mess with me. 98 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:52,916 She knows I want a classic, like "Power of Love." 99 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,666 I'm not going to go to my prom, get my crown, get glitter-rained on 100 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:59,375 and then dance to "Wherever You Will F-ing..." 101 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,083 Ooh! Ow! 102 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:04,500 There she is, 103 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,708 Deanna Russo, 104 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:10,208 Harding High cheer captain and prom queen '95. 105 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:11,833 Bangin' bod. 106 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:15,041 She's boy-band rich and lives in the most beautiful house in Maryland 107 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,333 with her... Three, two, one... 108 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,750 ...perfect husband, 109 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:24,541 Harding High quarterback with a famously girthy dong. 110 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:25,625 So I've heard. 111 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:28,791 They're just like me and Blaine. 112 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:32,708 I want it so bad I can practically taste them frenching. 113 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:35,000 It's my dream life. 114 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,916 And it all starts with prom queen. 115 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:41,500 Well, I think you're better than just another Deanna Russo. 116 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,250 Oh my God, Seth... 117 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:47,166 Oh my God. Your forehead's bleeding. 118 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,000 Oh. 119 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:55,791 Sure you're okay? 120 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh, yeah, I'm good. 121 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,541 Hey, so you know prom is coming up, 122 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,125 and I really wanted to ask you something. 123 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:04,708 I know it's a long shot, but... 124 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,083 Seth, you don't even have to finish the question. 125 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:11,750 - The answer's yes. - Wait, really? What about Blaine? 126 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,458 Ah, he'll understand. It wouldn't feel right to spend prom without you. 127 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:17,041 Seth, 128 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:21,583 I would love for you to come to my after-prom party. 129 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:25,416 Oh, wow. Yeah, cool. 130 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,250 - Thanks, Steph. - Oh my God. Duh, no prob. 131 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,333 Oh, also, there's gonna be a VIP room, 132 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:32,916 and you're totally gonna be on the list. I mean it. 133 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:33,833 Fun. 134 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:37,625 Okay, um, I'm gonna let you out here because I got to make my entrance. 135 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,666 Oh, also, I need that sock back. It's Blaine's. 136 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:42,875 We use it for handies. 137 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,125 Oh, okay, yeah. That's... that's gross. 138 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:54,541 - Bye! - Bye! 139 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:57,416 ♪ I know where I belong ♪ 140 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,583 ♪ And nothing's gonna happen ♪ 141 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:01,416 ♪ Yeah ♪ 142 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:07,125 ♪ 'Cause she's so high ♪ 143 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:09,166 ♪ High above me ♪ 144 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,416 ♪ She's so lovely ♪ 145 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,958 ♪ She's so high ♪ 146 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,125 ♪ Like Cleopatra ♪ 147 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:20,458 ♪ Joan of Arc or Aphrodi... ♪ 148 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:22,250 Oh my God! 149 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,500 I was wondering where the future prom queen was. 150 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,125 Just thinking about my life with the future prom king. 151 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:30,458 I'm gonna miss you so much these next two periods. 152 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:31,541 Yeah? 153 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:35,000 Let me give you a little something to remember me by. Boop, boop! 154 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:37,916 Oh my God, Blaine, stop. That's so embarrassing. 155 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,666 Oh my God, he's so into me. What? 156 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,666 Oh my God. Did anyone see that? Bye. 157 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,666 Ew. He shouldn't do that to you. 158 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,875 It's called love, Marth. That's what couples do. 159 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:51,291 When you get a boyfriend, you'll understand. 160 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,708 Yeah, I'll pass. 161 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,125 Here. 162 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,750 Don't lose these. I'm serious. 163 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,713 If my parents find out I gave you the keys to our lake house for a party, 164 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,390 they'll ship me off to a convent before I even make it to Wesleyan. 165 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,083 My grandfather built that with his hands. 166 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:06,000 If anything happens... 167 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:09,458 Oh my God, I promise you have nothing to worry about. You're the best. 168 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:12,458 Thank you so much, Marth. You know you're invited, right? 169 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:15,791 Did you just invite me to a party that's at my own house? 170 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,458 Of course not. I'm inviting you to the VIP section. 171 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:20,916 Seth will be there too. So you'll have someone to talk to. 172 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,500 Right. I could also talk to you. 173 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:26,708 Right, yeah, duh. 174 00:09:26,791 --> 00:09:30,416 Um, except I'm probably gonna be losing my bottom half virginity to Blaine. 175 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,875 So I'll be, like, in and out. 176 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:35,541 So will Blaine, literally. You know what I mean? 177 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:38,666 Also, Martha, it's pep rally day. Why aren't you in your cheer uniform? 178 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,208 Oh my God. 179 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,833 You look so hot right now. 180 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,958 - You look so great. - Okay. Yeah. 181 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:49,166 - Okay. I'll see you later. Bye! - Bye. 182 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:57,166 So, I've been telling everyone about the VIP section at our party, 183 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,291 but here's a little secret. 184 00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:04,208 There's gonna be a VIP VIP section just for us. 185 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,125 For boning. 186 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,416 Mmm, so, uh, about that, 187 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:15,583 um, most of the football team's already said yes to going to a different party. 188 00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:17,791 But this one has a heated pool and a live band. 189 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,958 What? Whose party? 190 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,833 Tiff's. But we could bone there, if you want. 191 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,833 What the slut? 192 00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:30,000 Get back to your seat, Miss Conway. 193 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:34,583 I would like to start my class before the next millennium hits. 194 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:38,375 - Can I go to the bathroom? - Fine. 195 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,791 Dex, wait. 196 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,458 Get this to Tiffany, 197 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:49,708 now. 198 00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:52,666 Would you turn your books to the... 199 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,083 Got your note. 200 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:09,958 For the last time, Tiffany, I won cheer captain fair and square, 201 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:13,875 and you and Blaine were broken up when we got together. I don't cheat. 202 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:19,083 So why do you continue to be the butt-roids on my... butt? 203 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,041 I don't know what you're talking about. 204 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,625 First, you changed the prom king and queen song. 205 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,291 Now you're throwing an after-prom party 206 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,666 when you know I've been planning mine for months. 207 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,226 You mean the one you have to throw at Barfa's family lake house 208 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,416 'cause you live in a shanty. 209 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,083 Her name is Martha, 210 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:37,375 and she hasn't thrown up on herself since the eighth grade, so... 211 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,291 - Cancel your party! - Sorry. 212 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:43,000 My daddy has already paid for the caterers. 213 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:47,791 Open bar, Jäger, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Ice. 214 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,208 All the good shit. 215 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,833 So, you cancel yours. 216 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:56,541 You won't wanna throw a party after I beat you for prom queen. 217 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,916 What makes you think you're gonna win? 218 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,375 'Cause I'm MTV, and you're VH1. 219 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,791 I'm the real deal, and you're a poser. 220 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:08,625 You think you can shimmy your koala ass to the top of the food chain I created 221 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,500 and screw up my senior year? 222 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,125 You're just a poor spaz playing dress up. 223 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,750 Don't go chasing waterfalls. 224 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,041 Take that back. 225 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,333 Freshmen suck! 226 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,875 - Freshmen suck! - Freshmen suck! 227 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,666 - Freshman suck! - Settle down. 228 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,750 Blaine, settle down. Settle down. 229 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,291 Listen. 230 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:44,875 We have less than a month of school left. Let's all just get through it. 231 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,392 - Now I know you all... - All right, sluts. 232 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,291 Everybody, listen up. 233 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,166 Listen to Martha. 234 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,500 Just a couple notes before we get out there. 235 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,983 We replaced the spotlight operators 236 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,833 with kids tall enough to see what's going on. 237 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,791 Try not to hit the ground too hard so our CD doesn't skip. 238 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:00,875 "Our CD"? 239 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:05,916 I'm sorry, since when does a clipboard and a windbreaker make you a Bulldogette? 240 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,083 Since I appointed her equipment manager, Tiffany. 241 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,291 Do you have any idea how much she does for us? 242 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,000 Without her, we'd fall apart. Whereas without you, Tiff, 243 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,958 we'd, I don't know, have less stains on our uniform 244 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,041 from catching your spray-tanned ass. 245 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,125 Continue, Marth. 246 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,708 Oh, I was done. 247 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:24,208 Oh. 248 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:27,625 All right, biatches. When I started choreographing this routine, 249 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,875 I knew it had to be more than just a regular cheer, 250 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:34,458 which is why I made this, 251 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:36,750 a step-by-step guide to our routine 252 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:41,541 so that future squads will be able to replicate our VMA-level performance. 253 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:46,041 Martha, please see that this gets into the school archives 254 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,083 so that our legends will live on. 255 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,458 - Do we have a school archive? - We do now. 256 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,666 All right, places, skanks! 257 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,166 Twins? 258 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:57,875 Can we talk? 259 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,250 And speaking of "not school appropriate," 260 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:04,833 please welcome our award-winning Harding Bulldogettes. 261 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,041 ♪ Are you ready ♪ 262 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,291 ♪ For the Harding ♪ 263 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,541 - ♪ Bulldogettes? ♪ - That's my girl! 264 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,583 ♪ Good gracious, ass is bodacious ♪ 265 00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,266 ♪ Flirtatious, trying to show patience ♪ 266 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,125 ♪ And can't nobody stop the juice ♪ 267 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,208 ♪ So, baby, tell me what's the use I said ♪ 268 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,625 - ♪ It's gettin' hot in here ♪ - ♪ So hot ♪ 269 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,333 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 270 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:33,250 ♪ I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off ♪ 271 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,291 - ♪ It's gettin' hot in here ♪ - ♪ So hot ♪ 272 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,916 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 273 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,541 ♪ I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off ♪ 274 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:48,125 ♪ Come on over, come on over, baby ♪ 275 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,041 - Yeah! - ♪ Come on over ♪ 276 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,750 ♪ Come on over, over, over ♪ 277 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,041 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 278 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,041 - Ready? - Okay! 279 00:14:57,125 --> 00:15:00,750 ♪ We are the Bulldogs We like it rough, rough, rough ♪ 280 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,916 ♪ No one can beat us No, we're too tough ♪ 281 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:09,291 ♪ Yeah, yeah, we fight to the finish We're in it to win it ♪ 282 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,375 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 283 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,458 ♪ Like this ♪ 284 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:18,166 ♪ Some people search forever ♪ 285 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,375 ♪ For that one special kiss ♪ 286 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:27,375 ♪ Oh, I can't believe It's happening to me ♪ 287 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:31,291 ♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪ 288 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,083 ♪ For a moment ♪ 289 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,291 ♪ Moment, moment, moment ♪ 290 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,791 ♪ Moment, moment, moment... ♪ 291 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,791 Who wants to forget the good old days? 292 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,166 No one. 293 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,583 That's why, at Balbo Hummers, 294 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:57,666 we've got the sweetest rides for the sweetest prices. 295 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,458 Oh! And hey, all you high school seniors out there, 296 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:03,125 who doesn't want a Hummer on their big night. Am I right? 297 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:08,291 That's right. Balbo Hummers is renting out stretch limos for all of your prom needs. 298 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,458 ♪ Come get a Hummer from Balbo ♪ 299 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:14,333 Balbo Hummers. We're ready for prom. Are you? 300 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,250 I'm ready for prom. 301 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,458 What the slut? 302 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,958 Oh, hi. 303 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,375 Hi. Hello. Hi. 304 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,666 Excuse me. Um, I'm not sure what happened, 305 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,166 but I think there's been a mistake, and I've been put in the wrong room 306 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:52,166 'cause there's a bunch of birthday cards for, like, a really old person. 307 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,708 And the TV's flat, like the back of it is missing, 308 00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:57,166 and I really need to see who's number one on TRL. 309 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,250 Dr. Johnson to the third floor. The cheerleader just woke up. 310 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,583 Oh, I don't mean to be a bitch, but "cheer captain." 311 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,166 Cheer captain. 312 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:09,333 And do you have any Von Dutch jeans? 'Cause this is, like, really unflattering. 313 00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,416 Oh crap. 314 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,125 What are you staring at? 315 00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:16,958 Hello? It's very rude to be a stare bear. 316 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:21,333 Hello? Are you... Stop... stop doing that! 317 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,250 Why are you doing that, you freaky old... 318 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,416 And the cheerleader's back down. 319 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,125 Oh, cheer captain. Are you okay? 320 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,750 This defies scientific explanation. 321 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,916 Being this hot? 322 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:44,666 No. 323 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,916 Stephanie, it's 2022. 324 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,375 No way. 325 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,500 Mm-hmm. 326 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,750 Are you sure I haven't been Freaky Friday'd into some old lady's body? 327 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,541 You've been in a coma for almost two decades. 328 00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:00,583 That doesn't sound right. 329 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:03,916 I know this is a lot to process, but we'll just take this nice and slow. 330 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,184 - Stephie? - Stephanie! 331 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,351 - Oh my God. - Stephanie! 332 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,875 Stephie, I can't believe this! It's me. It's Dad! 333 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:14,208 Oh my God! 334 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,666 - Dad? - Yeah! 335 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,333 How about me? Do you remember? It's Martha, Martha Riser. 336 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,226 I never thought I'd have this moment again. 337 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,250 I was this close to freezing you. 338 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,208 What do you mean, Dad? 339 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,333 Don't worry. I couldn't afford it. I was only gonna freeze your head. 340 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:29,541 - No! - We'll have to be gentle. 341 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,000 Physically she's aged, but mentally she's still 17. 342 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,625 Of course. Yes, I see how we came in a little hot. 343 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,541 Yeah. 344 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,500 Martha, you look like an Ally McBeal character. 345 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,250 Oh my God. Thank you. 346 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:44,000 Well, the good news is nothing abnormal came up in her tests. 347 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:47,708 Stephanie, your physical and mental resilience are remarkable. 348 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:48,958 Uh, let... let's go home. 349 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,166 Marth, oh my God, what is that, a tiny TV? 350 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,250 No. No, Steph, this is my cell phone. 351 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,875 Oh my God. Whoa! Really? 352 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,125 That is very cool. 353 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:10,625 I always knew you'd be some high-powered, Sex and the City businesswoman. 354 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,625 - Total Miranda, right, Dad? - Oh... 355 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,250 I'm actually a high school principal at Harding. 356 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:21,416 Oh my God, you still got a good sense of humor. 357 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:32,291 That's... I mean, that's actually a very cool and important job. 358 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,000 - So, whoo! - Mm-hmm. 359 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,041 Um, and they give you a fancy cell phone for that? 360 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,000 Oh, they're common now. Even I have one. 361 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:40,916 Oh. Okay. 362 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,208 They do much more than just call people. You could also watch the news. 363 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,875 Look, here's a news story about you right now. 364 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:50,791 - What? No. Oh, about me? No, oh my God. - Yeah, it's you! 365 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,000 Okay, wait, show me. 366 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:56,416 Video edits of her infamous accident went immediately viral on Instagram... 367 00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:00,041 Oh my God. I went down like a bag of dicks. 368 00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:01,875 Oh. 369 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,517 - Stephie! - Wait. What does "viral" mean? 370 00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:06,875 Well, "viral" just means everybody saw it. 371 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,583 Everybody's seen that? I look retarded in those videos. 372 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,666 Now, Steph, you... you cannot say the R-word anymore. 373 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,375 - What? Really? Why? - Mm-mm. 374 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:17,291 Because it's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. 375 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,958 But what if something really is, like, "R-word," 376 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,666 um, what do you call it? Like, "super gay"? 377 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:28,458 No, no. You can't call things "gay" anymore, either, 378 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:31,958 unless you use it as a neutral-positive term 379 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,625 to refer to somebody who identifies as homosexual. 380 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,500 - So you cannot say the "R-word." - Right. 381 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,583 And, um... 382 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,958 Sorry. Coma brain. 383 00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,083 - What was the other word you can't say? - "Gay." 384 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,291 Ha! Made you say it. 385 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,041 - Stephie. - I... That's... 386 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,791 - Still got it, Dad. - You do. 387 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,416 Dad, um, can you take a left up here? 388 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,625 - Oh. - To see... 389 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:56,291 No, no, no. No, um, actually, you should get home and rest. 390 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,833 Rest? I've been asleep for 20 years. 391 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,458 - Dad, just take this left here. - Jim, don't take the left. 392 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:03,083 Is there... I don't understand... 393 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,291 - Indicator. Indicate left. - Do not. Do not. 394 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,750 - Thank God, it's still the same. - Yep. There it is. Let's keep going. 395 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,971 That's not Deanna Russo's husband. 396 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,375 - Who is that? - Um... 397 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,541 Oh my God. I know that ass anywhere. That's Blaine. 398 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:20,916 Wait. Did he get me my dream house? Stop the car! Why didn't you say anything? 399 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,916 - Don't stop the car. - What are you talking about? Stop the car! 400 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,916 Don't stop the car. No. He's probably sleeping. 401 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,160 - He walked into the house. - You don't wanna wake him. 402 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,291 He looked tired! 403 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,041 - I don't know what to do. Ah! - Just stop the car! 404 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,333 No! 405 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,083 Oh. You know what? 406 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,666 Someone from the shelter already came by yesterday 407 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:59,208 to pick up our donations, so... Thank you though. 408 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,291 Tiffany? 409 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:04,041 Shut up! 410 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,083 Stephanie? 411 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:09,916 Oh my God, look at you! 412 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,666 - I can't believe this. - What is happening? 413 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,208 I have so many things I... I want to say. 414 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,916 I've always felt terrible about what happened. 415 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,500 I can't believe you didn't land that stunt. 416 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:24,333 Wait, why are you living here with Blaine? I don't get it. 417 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:26,375 This is mine and Blaine's dream house, so... 418 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,041 - Well, actually... - Why are you here? 419 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,625 It's a long story. 420 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:33,625 Our parents got it for us as a wedding gift and... 421 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,250 Well, that's it. The end. 422 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,791 No, you shut your face. 423 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:41,000 Um, where's Blaine? Just get me Blaine, and, um... 424 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:44,041 I'm so sorry. He is just so swamped right now with work. 425 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,125 Oh. 426 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,916 I see what you did here. 427 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,041 Get rid of me so you can steal my dream life. 428 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:52,000 Oh... 429 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:53,791 Steph. 430 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,333 No, no. 431 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,041 Look, I know we never saw eye-to-eye back then, 432 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:01,083 but you know, the beautiful thing about time is you move on. 433 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:07,291 Okay, you know what? I need to go because I am brining zucchini ribbons, 434 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:10,041 but I never let a guest leave without a gift. 435 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:13,041 Um, so I'm just gonna give you... 436 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,250 - What? - Here. 437 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:17,208 Homemade from my own starter. A peace offering. 438 00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:21,166 I really look forward to putting the past behind us. 439 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:25,208 You know, move past the past. 440 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:29,625 So, maybe when you're feeling better and a little bit more stable, 441 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,125 we could do brunch sometime. 442 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,041 - Blaine! - It's great to see you! 443 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,125 Blaine! 444 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,375 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 445 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:42,833 Who's that at the door? 446 00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:46,333 It was... Stephanie Conway. 447 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,041 She's awake? 448 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,125 Ah, yes. 449 00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:02,541 Perfectly preserved. 450 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,916 And here we are. 451 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,458 Oh! Did she not wear her seat belt? 452 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:10,791 I don't think she did. 453 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,375 Oh God. 454 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,791 - It's locked, hon. - Dad! 455 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,541 Here we are. Yeah. 456 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:17,458 Hey, S... 457 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:20,625 She's... 458 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:30,166 Oh my God. 459 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,000 Didn't have the heart to change it. 460 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:37,458 Kept your Cabriolet too. You know me, never very good at letting things go. 461 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,958 I... I also never, uh, canceled any of your magazine subscriptions. 462 00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:52,083 Wait, Madonna's now called Lady Gaga? 463 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,833 - No. - No. 464 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:58,208 - But she looks exactly like Madonna. - You've had a lot to digest today. 465 00:24:58,291 --> 00:24:59,833 We'll get you caught up this weekend. 466 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,833 Dad! 467 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,875 Dad. What the F? 468 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:12,708 Who was in charge of my feeding tube? My boobs are huge. 469 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:16,000 Well, you... you're just getting older. 470 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,916 You know, bodies change, 471 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,166 and pretty soon, you'll go through menopause. 472 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,875 Oh my God. Don't. 473 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:25,750 I can't do this. 474 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,250 I was so close to having my dream life. 475 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,125 You still can, sweetie. 476 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,291 I can't. Look at this. 477 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,166 Well... 478 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,083 If anyone can do it, it's you. 479 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:41,791 Oh, Dad, shut up. I'll get it. 480 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,958 Dad... 481 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,875 Oh God. Okay. 482 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,666 ♪ I built a place for you to land ♪ 483 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:12,125 ♪ Can you see it now ♪ 484 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,208 ♪ From where you stand? ♪ 485 00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:20,958 ♪ You may think the fall is just too far ♪ 486 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,625 ♪ When you leap ♪ 487 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,625 ♪ You see who you really are ♪ 488 00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:33,333 ♪ And if you jump now I know you'll survive ♪ 489 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:38,250 ♪ You see it's a beautiful ride ♪ 490 00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:44,083 ♪ When you're high ♪ 491 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:47,291 ♪ Flying through the sky ♪ 492 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,500 ♪ And on your way down ♪ 493 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:55,833 ♪ The sound of a new day ♪ 494 00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:58,208 ♪ Calls you from the ground ♪ 495 00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:00,416 Steph, babe, what are you doing? 496 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,916 I'm trying to not be ugly. 497 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,958 I'm just tired of being made fun of. 498 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:13,375 You are not ugly. 499 00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:16,166 Yes, I am. 500 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,708 I just want to be like the populars. 501 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:22,625 Oh. What do they have that you don't? 502 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:26,083 Cool hair. Hot clothes. Even hotter boyfriends. 503 00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:30,601 They pronounce their... R's. 504 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:32,125 Mmm. 505 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,333 Well... 506 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:40,750 I think that you are beautiful and smart and funny... 507 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,791 ...and I think the accent makes you unique. 508 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,416 Well, it doesn't really count if you say it, Mum. 509 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,541 Oh. It doesn't, does it? 510 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,916 Well, uh, too bad 'cause it's a fact. 511 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,625 Mums have senses about things like this. 512 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,625 - And I know that you... - Uh, Mum. 513 00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:06,416 ...are gonna graduate and grow up 514 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,375 and have the most perfect life. 515 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,291 I just know it. 516 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,333 You mean it? 517 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,708 Do you think I could even be prom queen? 518 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:22,500 - You sure that's what you want? - Duh. 519 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:28,791 Well, if anyone can make it happen, it's you. 520 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,333 ♪ Let's go ♪ 521 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,666 ♪ Ten percent luck Twenty percent skill ♪ 522 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,875 ♪ Fifteen percent concentrated Power of will ♪ 523 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,583 ♪ Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain ♪ 524 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:07,958 ♪ And a hundred percent reason To remember the name ♪ 525 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:10,833 ♪ This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill ♪ 526 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,750 ♪ Fifteen percent concentrated Power of will ♪ 527 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,583 ♪ Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain ♪ 528 00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:19,291 ♪ And a hundred percent reason To remember the name ♪ 529 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,541 ♪ Yeah ♪ 530 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,208 ♪ Fort Minor, M-Shinoda ♪ 531 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,041 ♪ Styles of Beyond ♪ 532 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,500 - Martha! - Oh my God. 533 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,541 - There you are! - Steph! Wha... 534 00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:49,875 - Yeah. - What are you doing here? 535 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:53,083 This is exactly the type of car a principal would drive. 536 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,541 It's like... like you nailed it. 537 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,625 - Um, I just need your help with something. - Uh... 538 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,916 I want to go back to school. 539 00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:02,916 Oh, Steph. 540 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,416 That's wonderful. Yes, of course. 541 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,416 I can get you some info on those programs. There's a lot of great ones. 542 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:13,041 Uh, no, Marth, I meant, like, me come back to school, to Harding High, 543 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,500 and finish my senior year. 544 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:16,958 What? 545 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 God. 546 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,541 No... 547 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:21,916 No? 548 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,375 Or not no, but maybe not? 549 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,000 Steph, hey, you know what? 550 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:27,875 Instead... 551 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:30,291 Wow. There's online classes. 552 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,083 Or... or... or... or... 553 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:35,583 Um... Oh, GED courses at the community college. 554 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,333 I cannot move on to the next chapter of my life 555 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,375 if I'm still stuck in the old one for 20 years. 556 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:44,208 And I understand that, but... 557 00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:47,916 Steph... I can't let an almost 40-year-old woman 558 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,166 into high school. 559 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:54,458 Yeah, but you heard the doctor. I'm still 17 mentally. 560 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:55,708 - And look... - That's... 561 00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:59,625 ...that is medical. And you cannot argue with science. 562 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:02,375 - Are you sure you're ready to go back? - Yes! 563 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:05,958 High school was like yesterday for me. It will not be weird at all. 564 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,375 What else am I supposed to do? 565 00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:11,916 Start an OnlyFans account? Queef for 20 dollars? 566 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,291 - What? - That's... 567 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:15,083 I think that's what happens there. 568 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:18,250 Those aren't your only two options. You have lots of options. 569 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:22,541 Look... high school, it's an intense but delicate ecosystem. 570 00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:24,583 Yeah, which I can handle. 571 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,833 But you know what? There's only a month of the school year left... 572 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,541 Oh, that's perfect! That's basically the time that I missed! 573 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:34,291 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, that is, like, fate. 574 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,541 Like, Destiny's Child. 575 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:41,958 Well, you might be the first person in history 576 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:44,208 to use a doctor's note to get into school. 577 00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:46,708 My God! Yes! 578 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:50,291 Martha! Oh my God. You're the best. You're the best. 579 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,083 I'm so worried. 580 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:57,291 ♪ This time I'm gonna be Everything I want me to be ♪ 581 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,500 ♪ So fresh, yeah, so free ♪ 582 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,625 ♪ I'mma get what's coming to me ♪ 583 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,875 ♪ No diamonds, no rubies ♪ 584 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:06,541 ♪ Gonna keep me down No, I gotta be ♪ 585 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,083 ♪ So damn high Yeah, you'll see ♪ 586 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,958 ♪ I'mma be where I wanna be ♪ 587 00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:14,791 ♪ Hold on tight if you want to ride ♪ 588 00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:20,250 ♪ I'mma reach new heights Yeah, let's paint the sky ♪ 589 00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:22,916 - ♪ I'm gonna be your ♪ - ♪ Aeroplane ♪ 590 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:26,750 Sorry, babe. 591 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,458 I was in a coma. 592 00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:32,833 ♪ Ooh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 593 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,000 ♪ Ooh, oh ♪ 594 00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:37,875 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Give it to me ♪ 595 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:43,375 ♪ I'm so addicted to the loving That you're feeding to me ♪ 596 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:51,125 ♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪ 597 00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:55,750 ♪ Body's in withdrawal Every time you take it away... ♪ 598 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:58,250 Miss Conway! Miss Conway! Miss Conway! 599 00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:01,166 - Hi! - G'day, mate! 600 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:04,583 I wanted to say hi in your native tongue. 'Cause you're Australian, right? 601 00:33:04,666 --> 00:33:06,416 - Yes. Yeah. - Oh, good, good, good! 602 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,625 Your friend, my boss, Principal Riser, asked me to show you around 603 00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,041 and give you a little orientation here at Harding. 604 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,958 Oh, okay. I don't really need to. I know my way around. 605 00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:18,500 Oh, come on, it's fun. I have nothing else to do. 606 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:22,291 I'm Mr. Tapper, the guidance counselor, but you can call me Mr. T. 607 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:26,250 Is that because you... ..."pity the fool" who has a bad first day? 608 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,666 Oh. 609 00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:31,250 Well, yeah. Yeah, I would feel... I would feel terrible. 610 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:34,208 No. I meant, like, you know, Mr. T. 611 00:33:34,291 --> 00:33:37,208 "I pity the fool. I pity the fool." 612 00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:41,500 I've never said that before, but I guess I could start if you wanted me to. 613 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:42,875 I pity the fool! 614 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,958 Mr. T is pitying fools over here. 615 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:50,000 All right, let's, um... let's... let's go on a little tour here. 616 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:53,291 I have your records here from 2002. You were a cheerleader. 617 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:55,625 - Cheer captain. - Ooh, cheer captain. 618 00:33:55,708 --> 00:34:00,125 Uh, president of the Fashion Club. Whoa! Your grades were pretty good. 619 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:03,916 My God, shut up. Don't. I don't want anybody here to think I'm a dork. 620 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,791 I'm saying graduating shouldn't be a problem. 621 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:06,958 Wait. What happened? 622 00:34:07,625 --> 00:34:09,875 Where are all the prom king and queen winners? 623 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:13,875 Oh, um, Principal Riser felt that it sent a bad message, 624 00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:16,333 so she replaced it with something more positive. 625 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:19,583 - That looks like a bunch of tampons. - Yeah, it is. 626 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,375 But it's also found art. 627 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,250 So you're saying they're found tampons. 628 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:27,625 Oh, yes, I am. 629 00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:44,083 If not, just pretend it's fake history. 630 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,333 Oh! I am so sorry. 631 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:47,750 Stephanie? 632 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,875 - Oh my God! - It... it's... it's Seth! 633 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:51,291 - Seth? - Yeah! 634 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:53,041 - Oh, Seth! - Oh my goodness! 635 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,875 - Oh! - Wow! 636 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:56,666 Martha said that you were back, 637 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,500 and I guess, in my head, I just couldn't make it real, 638 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:01,250 but look at you. You look great! 639 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,250 It's me! Like, look, I'm walking and talking. 640 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,166 - Yeah. Doing all those things. - Everything. 641 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:07,958 Just like you used to, walk and talk. 642 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,625 Well, look at you! Oh my God! 643 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:14,583 - You look so cool and suave and adult. - Yeah. 644 00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:17,708 Wow! What happened to that nerd that used to just hang out in the library? 645 00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:20,000 He became the school librarian. 646 00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:21,916 Seriously? 647 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,083 - Mm-hmm. - Ah... 648 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,333 Seth, thank you so much for the yearbook. 649 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,458 Why didn't you just come in and say hi? 650 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:31,458 You know, I didn't wanna overwhelm you, you know. 651 00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:33,958 Plus, I can't stay out so late on a school night. 652 00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:36,666 Ah, shit. Shoot. 653 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:37,750 Dang! 654 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:42,083 I wish I could hang out and talk more, but I gotta get back to work. 655 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:44,791 - Oh, yeah, I got to get back to class. - Yeah. 656 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:46,916 I don't wanna be 20 years and ten minutes late. 657 00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:50,916 So, I will see you around. You know where to find me. 658 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,416 Yeah, same. You know where to find me, in the library. 659 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,666 - Some things never change, right? - Bye, Seth. I'll call you. 660 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,833 Or you can do some long division, I guess. 661 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,958 Steph, how's your first day? 662 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:09,208 Oh my God, it's just been, like, so amazing. 663 00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:12,666 Like, just making new friends. Everyone's already obsessed with me. 664 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:16,000 That's so great. We strive for a welcoming environment here. 665 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:19,708 Um, listen, I need to talk to you about rejoining the Bulldogettes. 666 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:23,000 Um, instead of cheer, I think you should be focusing on your schoolwork. 667 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:25,125 Yeah. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure! 668 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:28,541 Um, but who do I talk to about rejoining? 669 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:32,750 Well, you would talk to me. I'm the cheer coach now. 670 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:35,000 Okay. Wait, I see your game. 671 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,375 You become principal 672 00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:39,958 so then you can get real power by running the cheer squad. 673 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,750 That's smart. I respect that. 674 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:45,166 Yeah, that... that's not why I got my master's in education. 675 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,666 Um, look, I don't think the cheer squad 676 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,208 needs a new member right now. 677 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,333 Well, that's wrong 'cause every cheer squad in the country 678 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,666 would love to have me. 679 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:57,583 There's only two performances left, so I don't think it's worth it. 680 00:36:57,666 --> 00:37:00,500 Marth, I only need one performance to make a splash 681 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:02,541 if I have any chance of becoming prom queen. 682 00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:06,125 - Steph... - This head still needs a crown. 683 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:09,916 I'm so sorry. It's not gonna get it. 684 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Steph, 685 00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:14,416 we do not have prom queen at this school anymore. 686 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,833 Oh my God, are you having a mini stroke? 687 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:27,166 What? 688 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,666 Competitions like that, they're dangerous. 689 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:33,250 Winning things, it just... it doesn't reflect our school values. 690 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:36,625 With no winners, there aren't any losers. 691 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,500 I've made a school with no losers. 692 00:37:39,583 --> 00:37:43,208 But everybody was just talking to me about how much they want prom queen. 693 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:47,291 Steph, if all the students want it back, they know they can petition for it. 694 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:49,041 But so far no one has. 695 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:51,375 Oh, that was so close. You were so close. 696 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:54,291 - Let me put it my mouth. - One more. Ready and one... 697 00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:56,500 Yay! 698 00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:59,333 Oh, hey, is this where the ho-bags sit? 699 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:02,375 ♪ Ho-ing down with the ho-bags, yeah ♪ 700 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,375 ♪ Ho... ♪ That's a fun way of saying "what's up?" 701 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:07,833 - I'm Janet. - And I'm Yaz, and that's Neil. 702 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:10,208 I just have to say I'm living for this little vintage fit. 703 00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:12,458 And I'm not even JK-ing. Okay? 704 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:16,250 Okay, what is with this enormous lunch table? 705 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:18,541 How are we supposed to know where the popular kids sit? 706 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:22,458 Well, when there's just one table, we're all popular kids. 707 00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:24,741 - Everybody. - Oh no, no, no. That's not how life works. 708 00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:26,791 There's only, like, three ways to become popular, 709 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:29,458 to be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, 710 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,208 or to let guys go in the back door. 711 00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:33,226 - What? - Oh my God, I must be really popular then. 712 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:35,416 What? 713 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:38,750 - Nothing. - Anyways, um, Janet... 714 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,166 Mm-hmm. 715 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:43,750 ...I was wondering if you would like to sign my petition. 716 00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:46,041 It's to bring back prom queen to Harding High. 717 00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,541 - Oh my gosh! - No way! 718 00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:50,583 Do I respect IRL grassroot efforts 719 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:53,083 to effect change into societal systems? Yes. 720 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,750 It's also very refreshing to see non-digital campaign strategy. 721 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,333 - It is. - So I'll sign it. 722 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:01,791 I'll sign it too, but don't be surprised if we're the only ones. 723 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:03,541 Why's that? 724 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:06,208 Because nobody's gonna sign this unless Bri Luvs signs it. 725 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,125 - Who? - Her. 726 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:11,458 Bri Luvs. That's just her name on social media. 727 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:14,291 She's got, like, three million Instagram followers. 728 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:18,791 And that 98 pounds of sexy is Lance, her fine-ass boyfriend. 729 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:21,791 Last year, Vice did a whole vlog about their open relaish 730 00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,666 and called it the gold standard of the future. 731 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:27,166 Cool, cool, cool. So, um, how do I get her to sign it? 732 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:30,208 Oh, you won't. She's untouchable. 733 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:33,250 Okay, everyone's friends with her, but she's friends with no one. 734 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,166 Yeah. 735 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,125 - She's coming over here. - No, she's not. 736 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,375 - Just act normal. Avoid eye contact and... - Okay. 737 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:42,083 - Yaz! Been a minute, huh? - It has been so long. 738 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:46,500 So long! And Janet, loved your post about alternative body positivity the other day. 739 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:48,375 You are so inspiring. 740 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,791 I was just showing off my new bathing suit. 741 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,875 Hi, I'm Bri, and you must be Stephanie. 742 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,041 I heard about you. 743 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,750 Really? 744 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:57,833 I mean, um... 745 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:01,666 Yeah, obviously, because I'm, like, the total shiznit, 746 00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:04,541 and I basically used to be you when I went here. 747 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:07,541 You know, the most popular girl in school 'cause we're the same. 748 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:09,875 I don't really think about popularity. 749 00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:12,666 I'm just trying to build my most authentic, socially conscious, 750 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:16,125 body-positive, environmentally aware, and economically compassionate brand 751 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,500 that's a home for inclusion, focused fashion, food, 752 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,958 and fun-filled lifestyles. 753 00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:22,916 And if tons of people respond to that, then, great. 754 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,750 Totally. Yes. 755 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,291 I mean, obviously. 756 00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:31,333 Um, while I've got you here, would you mind signing this? 757 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,541 I'm gonna stop you right there. 758 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:37,250 I made a paper-free pledge this year, so I only deal with forms digitally. 759 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:40,291 I'm sure you understand. But can we take an ussie? 760 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,791 Yes. Absolutely. 761 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,416 - Where to? - Um... 762 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,000 Where are we going? We're going... Ooh. What? Sorry. 763 00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,676 - What was that? - Oh, before I forget. 764 00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:54,375 My mom, Tiffany, told me to tell you she says hi. 765 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,416 She said to remind you she's married to Blaine 766 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,726 and lives in your dream house, in case you couldn't place her. 767 00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:00,666 Your mom, Tiffany. 768 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,833 Nice meeting you, Stephanie. Bye. 769 00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:05,250 - Bye. - Bye. 770 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,416 Baby, you're manspreading again. 771 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,375 Oh. 772 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:10,750 Whoops. 773 00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:14,833 Oh my God. He knows you exist. 774 00:41:14,916 --> 00:41:18,333 Yeah, 'cause probably he's, like, already obsessed with me. 775 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:21,625 Oh my God. What is that? A fire drill? 776 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,250 - Uh... - What, robot invasion? 777 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,373 Bri is going live. 778 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:28,750 Hey, guys, we have a new student at Harding High, and she's older than us. 779 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:31,500 And I want to remind everyone around the world 780 00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:35,000 that treating someone different 'cause they're elderly is called ageism, 781 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,375 no matter how weird or foreign or out of touch they may seem, 782 00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:40,166 and that's not cool. 783 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,708 Also, stay tuned. I have amazing news 784 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:45,666 about my upcoming summer screen-detox vacay in Nepal. 785 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:49,500 Remember, Bri loves you. 786 00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:51,583 That was hot. 787 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:53,125 You're hot. 788 00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:57,791 - I'll sign your petition. - Oh my God! Yay! Three people! 789 00:41:57,875 --> 00:41:59,083 - Whoo! - Oh my God, no. 790 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,500 Guys, I need the cheerleaders to sign this. 791 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:03,708 Because then everyone will. Cheer pressure. 792 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:07,041 Well, they'll sign it 'cause we already did. 793 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:08,708 Ha! 794 00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:11,416 - You guys are the cheerleaders? - Absolutely. 795 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,333 - Ready? - Okay! 796 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:17,708 ♪ The Earth is smoking ♪ 797 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,750 ♪ We need new laws ♪ 798 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:25,541 ♪ Turtles are choking on plastic straws ♪ 799 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:29,833 Oh. Good job, good job. What'd you think? 800 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,291 What was that? 801 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:35,166 - Well, that's... - What was that? 802 00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:38,833 - It's our most popular routine. - Yeah. 803 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,625 - Well, who were you guys cheering for? - For everyone. 804 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:45,625 You know, to do the right thing, right? Team Humanity! 805 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:47,041 Team Humanity! 806 00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:48,750 Uh... 807 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:51,791 But what about, like, the music and the dancing and the flipping? 808 00:42:51,875 --> 00:42:55,000 Oh. Oh no. No. We do not do stunts anymore. 809 00:42:55,083 --> 00:42:57,791 - Oh. - And also we don't do any sexy dancing. 810 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,833 We'd rather have people listen to our words than just our bodies. 811 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,500 Okay, yeah, but this cheer would be so much better 812 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:07,083 if you guys made me believe you were seconds away from showing your tits. 813 00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:09,000 - No, Steph... - Yes, Martha. 814 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:11,750 - Okay. - Yes. I had this one signature move. 815 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:15,375 You'll love it. It's called lips to lips. Everybody, do it with me. 816 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,041 - Don't. - You start on the face. 817 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:18,726 - Fingers go down the body. - No. 818 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,208 Down the body and up. 819 00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,708 No! Why is everyone doing it? I'm saying don't do it. 820 00:43:22,791 --> 00:43:24,291 - Okay, look. - Okay. 821 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:27,541 We would do that, but our freshman year, Bri Luvs made an Instagram post 822 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,791 saying that cheerleaders were anti-feminist. 823 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,315 The whole school turned against us, and we had to recalibrate. 824 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:34,791 Her post got, like, seven million likes. 825 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,395 - Eight million. - It was for the best. 826 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:39,166 Anyways, let's show her our gun control routine. 827 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,892 - It's one of our best. - No, wait! 828 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:43,458 What even is this squad? Like... 829 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,791 Is there even a cheer captain? 830 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,041 - Yeah. - Yeah, Stephanie, I am the cheer captain. 831 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:51,375 - I am the cheer captain. - I am the cheer captain. 832 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:53,250 I'm a cheer captain. 833 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,500 - And also the coach. - You? 834 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:58,541 Martha, that's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. 835 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:02,291 Steph, we are all cheer captains here to promote... Say it with me. 836 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:05,041 Equality! 837 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,250 - Including you, Steph. - Welcome. 838 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:10,916 Do you love it? Are you okay? 839 00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:13,000 Oh my God. 840 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,392 - Oh my God. - She loves it, you guys. You nailed it! 841 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,958 - Oh my God! - Aw! 842 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:25,125 Excuse me, Mr. Bud. 843 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:26,500 Hey, what's up? 844 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,500 Um, seeing as you're my librarian now, 845 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:31,625 you're legally obligated to help me research something, yeah? 846 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:32,541 Yeah, by law. 847 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:36,291 Yeah, I think the teachers union's a real stickler about that sort of thing. 848 00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:39,208 I'm just kidding. I'm not in the union. What's up? 849 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,833 - Oh, this is addictive. - Yeah. 850 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:45,083 Social platforms have become a vital tool for communication. 851 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:48,250 Look, it's a turtle humping a rock! 852 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,666 - Yeah. - Oh, get it. Get it. 853 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,416 Yeah, oh, that gets a heart. 854 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,976 And it's also that. 855 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,791 Okay. All right. I think I've worked this thing out. 856 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:56,708 Okay. 857 00:44:56,791 --> 00:44:59,458 So, basically you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. 858 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:00,375 Mm-hmm. 859 00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,666 So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school, 860 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:06,750 it's now the whole world, and the whole world is your phone. 861 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,708 Yeah. I mean, that's exactly it. 862 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,541 - That's it. - Yeah, it's pretty sad. 863 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:14,250 No! This is, like, amazing. This is like a shortcut. 864 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:17,500 Wow, I immediately regret showing you this. 865 00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:19,750 Just to be clear, this is a way for people to pretend 866 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,000 their life and skin texture is better than it is. 867 00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:25,708 Is that why you've posted this picture of you with this random hot chick? 868 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:28,625 No, that's my ex-fiancée Diana. 869 00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:30,458 - You were engaged? - I was. 870 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:33,125 - Shut up! Seth. - Uh-huh. 871 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:35,041 That's actually how I ended up here. 872 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:37,916 We both were working at the National Archives in DC, 873 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,333 and when we split up, I needed a change. 874 00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:42,958 So Martha got me a job at Harding, and here I am. 875 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:45,583 Trust me, being close to 40 and back at my high school 876 00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,267 isn't exactly where I wanted to be, but... 877 00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:50,083 - Oh. Tell me about it! - Yeah, right! 878 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:53,458 Uh, well, I should get back to enriching young minds. 879 00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,291 Just kidding. I'm covering a drama class. 880 00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:56,625 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 881 00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:58,708 - All right. Oh! - Bye! 882 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,166 Need that back. Yeah, thanks, Steph. 883 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:06,500 Please, Dad! 884 00:46:07,041 --> 00:46:09,333 Phones are like the new Tamagotchis. 885 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:13,875 Okay? I need one, and I promise you, I will not go over the minutes. 886 00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:17,791 Really, it's for my own personal safety, 'cause what happens if I get kidnapped? 887 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:21,250 I think if you get kidnapped, Stephanie, they'll probably take your phone. 888 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,916 Not if I'd hidden it up my... 889 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,416 Well, just to be safe, it's probably a good thing. 890 00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:29,166 I got you this. 891 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,916 Oh my God. 892 00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:38,333 Dad... 893 00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:41,375 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 894 00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:43,375 Oh, you're the best dad! 895 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,500 Dad, I can't believe this! 896 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,833 Hey, guys, uh, it's just me, Stephanie. 897 00:46:51,916 --> 00:46:54,333 I'm just chilling at my crib. 898 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:56,083 I don't even know how to do this. 899 00:46:56,166 --> 00:47:00,875 I was just thinking that we should bring prom queen back to Harding High. 900 00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:02,375 #AwesomeIdea. 901 00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,208 #Yes. 902 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:07,208 Spread it around. Let's make it a virus. 903 00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:08,541 That's... that's cute. 904 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:10,851 Remember to vote for this year's prom theme. 905 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,291 The choices are A, Bridgerton, 906 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,875 B, pride, 907 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:18,750 and a last-minute write-in submission by Stephanie Conway, C, 908 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:20,750 The Real World: New Orleans. 909 00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:23,625 - Democracy works only if you vote! - What? 910 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:26,416 - Stop, stop, stop. - Love you all! 911 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,226 - Oh my God. - Are you going over there? 912 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:29,291 - Okay. - So fire. 913 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:31,625 Let's wait until the party to tell everyone. 914 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:34,541 Oh my God, is there a party happening? Whoo! 915 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:37,625 Oh. Hi, Stephanie. What's up? 916 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:40,958 I just came to say we're, like, cool. 917 00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:43,841 Okay? Even after the other day when you, like, said I was old and shit. 918 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,083 Oh, did you think that was mean? 919 00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:47,458 I am so sorry. 920 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:48,791 I was just shedding light 921 00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,833 on an often overlooked discrimination issue. 922 00:47:50,916 --> 00:47:52,208 Look, okay, I get. 923 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:55,541 Queen bee feels very threatened by the hot new girl 924 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,458 and decides to go on the offensive. 925 00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:00,375 Classic Sandy/Rizzo. It was the same way with your mum. 926 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:03,250 I am not my mom. I'm nothing like her. 927 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:06,750 So whatever went on between you two has nothing to do with me. 928 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:11,041 Awesome. Okay, so now that we're friends, can you follow me on Insta? 929 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:16,666 I'm "A" with this little circle around it hot coma girl 113. 930 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,583 Who knew? There's 112 other hot coma girls. 931 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:23,125 Mm-hmm. Okay, so I get this request a lot. 932 00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:25,416 Um, I limit my follows, 933 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,083 'cause if I follow one person, another might get mad, 934 00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,166 so it's a sacrifice I make for everyone's mental health. 935 00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,291 Um, but good luck getting followers. 936 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:36,041 Okay. Well, wait, can you follow me? 937 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,666 Can I follow her on Instagram? 938 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:39,750 No. 939 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:40,958 I can't. 940 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,583 Sorry. 941 00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:54,666 Hey, Steph. 942 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:57,416 - Holy shit. Mmm. - Um, I'm doing a makeup tutorial. 943 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,500 For who? Batman villains? 944 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:01,708 I'm just really needing some new followers. 945 00:49:01,791 --> 00:49:04,458 You don't realize how many people don't care about you 946 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,416 until you see it as a number on your phone. 947 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:10,166 Okay. Well, if you get tired of being an influencer, 948 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:13,708 the Natural History Museum is showing Deep Impact on their IMAX all week. 949 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:15,500 So, maybe we could go this weekend? 950 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,625 Deep Impact again? 951 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:21,541 Oh my God. You, me, and Martha just watched that a couple weekends ago. 952 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:26,250 Oh no, actually, I think you're thinking of 1,000 weekends ago. 953 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,416 Oh. Right. 954 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:33,291 Mm. Okay, I would go, but I've got a party this weekend. 955 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:36,875 Oh, cool. Uh, you know, what night? I'm completely free. 956 00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:40,500 I don't actually know yet, so I'm just keeping my schedule open. 957 00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:42,666 Right. 958 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,250 Just to be clear, 959 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:46,767 you're saying no to attend a party you haven't been invited to 960 00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:48,511 and don't know when or where it's happening? 961 00:49:48,541 --> 00:49:51,291 Yeah. Okay, I gotta get back to my contouring. 962 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000 All right. 963 00:49:58,291 --> 00:49:59,708 So hot. 964 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:02,416 I mean, even just an hour a night, that would be amazing. 965 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,000 - I can make that happen. - Yeah. 966 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:05,083 Okay. 967 00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:07,875 What's going on? 968 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:12,541 Why are you guys acting sus? What? Don't say... 969 00:50:13,291 --> 00:50:16,916 Are you two together? Oh my God. I'm not calling you Mum! 970 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,291 Martha tells me you're already falling behind in your classes. 971 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:22,833 Are you doing crack cocaine? 972 00:50:22,916 --> 00:50:24,166 No. 973 00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:27,208 Dad, I'm just still adjusting. 974 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,833 I just found out there were eight more Fast and Furious movies. 975 00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:34,375 I just wanna make sure that you're giving your schoolwork the attention it deserves. 976 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:36,625 Well, I've just been really busy 977 00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:38,875 with super important stuff, like making friends. 978 00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:41,500 - Well, good. I'm... That's great. - Mm-hmm. 979 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,583 - But you can still do your homework. - Yep! 980 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,041 You're smart, Steph, always have been. 981 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,625 I don't wanna see you use this second chance incorrectly. 982 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,458 Okay. Well, I've got the solution for this. 983 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:52,916 No phone for the weekend. 984 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,500 - What? - Mm-hmm. 985 00:50:55,541 --> 00:50:57,375 Dad, no. How else will I live? 986 00:50:57,458 --> 00:51:00,000 You survived 20 years without solid food. 987 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:02,208 You can go for a weekend without your iPhone, hon. 988 00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:03,708 - No! - Hand it over. 989 00:51:03,791 --> 00:51:06,083 - Are you being serious? - Yes. I am being very... 990 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:08,041 Are you being full serious right now? 991 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:10,000 - Full serious. - Are you from Syria? 992 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,125 I'm very serious. 993 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:12,458 No! 994 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:14,875 No! 995 00:51:14,958 --> 00:51:17,500 - Hand me the phone. - Here, have it, then. Have it. 996 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,208 It's a remote. 997 00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:21,958 - No! - Uh... 998 00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:25,291 - Get off the door frame, honey. - No! It's my phone! 999 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,541 Give him the phone. 1000 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:27,708 No... 1001 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,708 Thanks a lot, Principal Martha. 1002 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:37,791 Oh my God, Lance and Bri look so hot. 1003 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,458 What the slut? They're all there. 1004 00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:42,416 Can I... can I have my phone back now? 1005 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,208 Oh my God. 1006 00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,625 Guys, what kind of psycho world is this 1007 00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:49,708 where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party? Hello! 1008 00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,833 Are they stupid? We are the party! 1009 00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,666 Babe, of course we weren't invited. 1010 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:55,416 - It's DM VIP. - Yeah. 1011 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,583 You only get to go to them if they follow you. 1012 00:51:57,666 --> 00:51:58,916 Only the hot, cool people. 1013 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,500 - Yeah. - Well, yeah, but we are hot and cool. 1014 00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:02,916 - Thank you. - Um, 1015 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,458 four years of not getting invited to those parties, 1016 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:08,416 the message gets, like, very clear. We're not. 1017 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,791 This is kind of like a party. I can have my dad pop in a Di. 1018 00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:16,041 It means "DiGiorno." 1019 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:18,833 - Oh, oh, oh. - No, I'm talking about a "party" party. 1020 00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:22,541 I can't have video record of me partying. The media's gonna use it to try 1021 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:25,833 and discredit me when I run for office, like they did with AOC. 1022 00:52:25,916 --> 00:52:26,916 No. 1023 00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:31,625 Okay, guys, you need to listen up, all right? This is now serious. 1024 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:37,250 We need to dance because we need to show everybody 1025 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,666 that we are the cool ones. 1026 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:42,708 Guys, when I was in high school, all the popular kids treated me like shit 1027 00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:44,583 until I showed them how cool I was, 1028 00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:48,708 which is so cool that the most popular girl in high school, 1029 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:51,458 her boyfriend dumped her for me. 1030 00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:54,416 - And you know who that was? - Who? 1031 00:52:55,333 --> 00:52:57,041 - Bri's mom. - Tiffany? 1032 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,083 And that guy, 1033 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:01,291 Bri's dad. 1034 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:03,291 ♪ Oh my God ♪ 1035 00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:04,791 What? 1036 00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:10,000 And once you've blown someone's dad, you realize they're not that scary. 1037 00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:11,208 - Hmm. - Good to know. 1038 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,416 Yeah, I mean... 1039 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:16,875 So, everybody, watch and learn. 1040 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:17,958 - Let's dance. - Okay. 1041 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,541 Okay, can you hit play? Yeah, nice fingering. 1042 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:24,625 ♪ Crazy ♪ 1043 00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:29,500 ♪ Baby, I'm so into you ♪ 1044 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:34,250 ♪ You got that something What can I do? ♪ 1045 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:39,041 ♪ Baby, you spin me around ♪ 1046 00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:41,500 - Yeah. Okay, get into it, guys. - ♪ The earth is moving ♪ 1047 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,864 - ♪ But I can't feel the ground ♪ - Like, hips, shoulders. 1048 00:53:44,416 --> 00:53:48,666 ♪ Every time you look at me ♪ 1049 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,041 ♪ My heart is jumping ♪ 1050 00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,875 ♪ It's easy to see ♪ 1051 00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:55,625 ♪ You drive me crazy ♪ 1052 00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,666 ♪ I just can't sleep ♪ 1053 00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,375 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 1054 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:02,166 ♪ I'm in too deep ♪ 1055 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:05,000 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, crazy ♪ 1056 00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:07,500 ♪ But it feels all right ♪ 1057 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:11,958 ♪ Baby, thinking of you Keeps me up all night ♪ 1058 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:15,416 ♪ Oh ♪ 1059 00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:18,458 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1060 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,750 ♪ You drive me crazy ♪ 1061 00:54:21,833 --> 00:54:24,208 - ♪ Oh ♪ - Sing it! 1062 00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:27,125 - ♪ Oh, crazy ♪ - Yeah! 1063 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,166 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1064 00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:33,333 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1065 00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:36,625 Stop! 1066 00:54:39,083 --> 00:54:43,625 ♪ Ooh, oh, yeah ♪ 1067 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:48,500 ♪ You drive me crazy, baby ♪ 1068 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:52,208 ♪ Get excited, I'm in too deep ♪ 1069 00:54:52,291 --> 00:54:53,750 ♪ Oh ♪ 1070 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:58,125 ♪ Oh my, it feels all right ♪ 1071 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:02,166 ♪ Baby, thinking of you Keeps me up all night ♪ 1072 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,958 All right, guys, we have a show to put on. 1073 00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:09,291 Please don't blow my dad. 1074 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:15,416 Now, don't worry. I've spoken with the school nurse, 1075 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,833 and with less than three weeks until graduation, 1076 00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:22,000 we are prepared for an epidemic of senioritis. 1077 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:26,333 Freshmen suck. 1078 00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:31,000 Um, okay. So without further ado, please join me in welcoming 1079 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:34,666 the president of the Harding High PTA, Tiffany Balbo. 1080 00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:43,500 Hi! 1081 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:45,125 Thank you. 1082 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:47,958 And I know she's the principal, boo. 1083 00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:49,041 Boo. 1084 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:52,875 But give it up for Miss Riser, everyone. 1085 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:55,000 - Stop it. - Sorry. Sorry. 1086 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:59,375 Okay. What a special evening we get to share with our kids 1087 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,916 before they go off to adulthood. 1088 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,875 Okay, guys, the energy in this place is sucking wiens. 1089 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:06,833 We need to get out there and rock their worlds. 1090 00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:07,958 Oh, and here's this. 1091 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,291 Huh? 1092 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,095 - It's the music for the routine. - Oh, yes. 1093 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:14,208 Thank you for the computer tampon. Shove that where that goes. 1094 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,000 Really, guys, you're the bomb diggity. 1095 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,291 - All of you. - Aw! 1096 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:20,166 I love you, and we're gonna crush the sluts and... 1097 00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:24,083 Oh, it's the big finale, you guys. It's the big finale! 1098 00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:25,625 I'm so proud of you. 1099 00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:28,000 You pumped to go out there and change some minds? 1100 00:56:29,041 --> 00:56:31,916 And just remember, this is all I have. 1101 00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:39,833 And real quick, due to the custom table-scapes, 1102 00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:43,791 the prom ticket prices have gone from $48 to $93. 1103 00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:46,333 We take Venmo and PayPal and Zelle. 1104 00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:47,666 Thank you so much! 1105 00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:52,333 Yeah! 1106 00:56:52,416 --> 00:56:54,291 Okay. Thank you, parents. 1107 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:55,916 Speaking of prom, 1108 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,666 making good choices is at the forefront of every school function, 1109 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,583 so to help us illustrate that, please welcome our radical Bulldogettes. 1110 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,708 - Ready? - Consent! 1111 00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:17,708 ♪ C, O, N, S, E, N, T ♪ 1112 00:57:17,791 --> 00:57:21,458 ♪ I don't touch you And you don't touch me ♪ 1113 00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:23,708 ♪ Unless we both fully agree ♪ 1114 00:57:23,791 --> 00:57:24,625 ♪ Consent ♪ 1115 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,500 Yeah! 1116 00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:30,458 Let's go! Let's hear it for consent! 1117 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:33,500 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1118 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:34,666 ♪ Strike it up ♪ 1119 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,083 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1120 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,916 - ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 1121 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,166 ♪ Strike it up ♪ 1122 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,750 ♪ No ♪ 1123 00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:45,791 ♪ No means no ♪ 1124 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:50,708 Are you ready for the remix? 1125 00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:52,333 ♪ One ♪ 1126 00:57:52,416 --> 00:57:54,541 ♪ I can't help I was born like this ♪ 1127 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:56,291 ♪ Ain't my fault that you want my drip ♪ 1128 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:58,375 ♪ Little bitter bitch Could have been my friend ♪ 1129 00:57:58,458 --> 00:58:00,583 ♪ Now you gotta listen While I pop my shit ♪ 1130 00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:02,750 ♪ Fast, I'm coming in fast ♪ 1131 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,458 ♪ First place, you coming in last ♪ 1132 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:06,875 ♪ I'm hitting that, hitting that gas ♪ 1133 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,791 ♪ I'm hitting that, hitting that ♪ 1134 00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:10,583 ♪ Locomotion ♪ 1135 00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:12,750 ♪ We causing a commotion ♪ 1136 00:58:12,833 --> 00:58:16,875 ♪ I put it in, I put it in I put it in motion ♪ 1137 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:19,375 ♪ I put it in, I put it in ♪ 1138 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:21,125 - ♪ I put it in motion ♪ - Oh my God. 1139 00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:22,833 ♪ My back is aching, my bra too tight ♪ 1140 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:25,250 ♪ You mad as hell that I shine so bright ♪ 1141 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,166 ♪ My back is aching, my bra too tight ♪ 1142 00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,375 ♪ Ass jiggling, I know that's right ♪ 1143 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:33,416 ♪ Cah, ah, ah, ah, ah, consent ♪ 1144 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,583 - Did they just touch their... - Just shut up. Shut up. 1145 00:58:38,666 --> 00:58:39,833 Yeah! 1146 00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:44,041 Bulldogs, fuck yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 1147 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:47,666 - You are a father. - They brought it back. I am a father. 1148 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,458 Ooh. 1149 00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:57,500 - Damn, Conway! - Oh! 1150 00:58:58,083 --> 00:59:00,500 - Blaine! Oh my God! Oh my God. - Whoo! 1151 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:01,958 Watching you up there. 1152 00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:03,791 - Shut up. - No, it's true! 1153 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:05,750 - Shut up! Look at you! - Yeah? 1154 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:07,153 Look at you now. You're such a... 1155 00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:09,625 I'm a DILF. I know. Who would've thought? 1156 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:10,916 - Hmm. - Hmm. 1157 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,625 Oh, and I wanted to say I thought it was so cool 1158 00:59:13,708 --> 00:59:16,416 that I was one of the first places you stopped when you woke up. 1159 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,708 I can't tell you how many times I've thought of you over the past years. 1160 00:59:19,791 --> 00:59:20,833 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1161 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:23,965 Well, even though I was pretty much brain-dead, 1162 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,875 you were the one that kept my heart beating. 1163 00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:29,333 Well, listen, I'll just say, you let me know 1164 00:59:29,416 --> 00:59:32,500 if you ever want to take another trip down memory Blaine. 1165 00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:34,916 - Yeah, but, Blaine, what about Tiff? - Eh. 1166 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,166 Didn't stop us the first time. 1167 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,125 What? You said you two were broken up. 1168 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:42,375 It's, uh... You know, I don't... 1169 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,267 - What? - I was joking. 1170 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:49,208 I haven't forgotten about your whole "no cheating" rule. 1171 00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:52,041 Yeah, which is why we can't be together. 1172 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,333 Yet. 1173 00:59:55,416 --> 00:59:57,291 But if you're the man that I think you are... 1174 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,458 I'm sure you'll make the right choice. 1175 01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:02,958 Yeah. No, I... 1176 01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:05,041 Oh, sh... 1177 01:00:06,375 --> 01:00:07,375 Hmm. 1178 01:00:14,416 --> 01:00:15,250 Conway. 1179 01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:18,708 ♪ Let's go, girls ♪ 1180 01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:23,041 ♪ Come on ♪ 1181 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,833 ♪ I'm going out tonight ♪ 1182 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,000 ♪ I'm feelin' all right ♪ 1183 01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:34,000 ♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪ 1184 01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:37,875 ♪ Wanna make some noise Really raise my voice ♪ 1185 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:41,791 ♪ Yeah, I wanna scream and shout ♪ 1186 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:44,500 Stephanie, can you come down here, please? 1187 01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:47,125 ♪ No inhibitions ♪ 1188 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:49,500 ♪ Make no conditions... ♪ 1189 01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:53,500 "Stephanie, we support Instagram stars like you 1190 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:56,166 who share Hostess' commitment to never growing old." 1191 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:58,041 ♪ I only wanna have... ♪ 1192 01:00:58,125 --> 01:01:01,500 "Warmest wishes from your friends at Canada Goose." That is sick! 1193 01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:03,375 "Let's be buds." 1194 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:06,083 Holy shit. 1195 01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:08,666 ♪ Is the prerogative To have a little fun and ♪ 1196 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:12,375 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, go totally crazy ♪ 1197 01:01:12,458 --> 01:01:14,875 ♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪ 1198 01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:17,125 ♪ Men's shirts, short skirts ♪ 1199 01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:19,333 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, really go wild ♪ 1200 01:01:19,416 --> 01:01:22,791 ♪ Yeah, doin' it in style ♪ 1201 01:01:22,875 --> 01:01:25,416 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, I wanna be free ♪ 1202 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:29,333 ♪ Yeah, to feel the way I feel ♪ 1203 01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:32,500 ♪ Man, I feel like a woman ♪ 1204 01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,541 I don't get what the big deal was. We were just dancing! 1205 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:39,791 Steph, the big deal is that I told you that we don't do that anymore, 1206 01:01:39,875 --> 01:01:42,250 and you went and did it anyway behind my back. 1207 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:45,000 Are you really mad? Or is this because Tiff yelled at you? 1208 01:01:45,083 --> 01:01:45,958 Oh, Steph! 1209 01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:48,625 You can't let her bully you, I've always said that. 1210 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,250 It's not about Tiffany. 1211 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,375 I care about this 1212 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:54,833 because what you did up there, it wasn't school-appropriate. 1213 01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:56,000 You fondled yourself 1214 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:59,166 for an unsuspecting audience in a routine about consent. 1215 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,416 But I gave myself consent 1216 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,583 to do that to myself. 1217 01:02:03,666 --> 01:02:05,458 Stop stroking your nipples. 1218 01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:07,291 Marth, what is going on here? 1219 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,250 The cheerleaders aren't allowed to dance. 1220 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:10,833 You took away prom queen. 1221 01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:13,833 You turned the cafeteria into a Hogwarts without the magic. 1222 01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:15,750 Are you trying to make this place suck wiens? 1223 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:19,958 Number one, how dare you? It is like Hogwarts with the magic. 1224 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:24,750 And number two, it doesn't suck wiens. It's nice. 1225 01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:26,791 It's... it's nice here. 1226 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:29,833 - I had more fun in a coma. - You did not have more fun in the coma. 1227 01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:32,250 I had more fun going like this. 1228 01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:35,708 Stephanie. 1229 01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:38,333 That was way more fun than this high school. 1230 01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:43,166 Steph, this may come as a shock to you, but for most kids, high school sucks. 1231 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:46,916 I don't know why you're acting like we didn't have the same experience. 1232 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,583 High school was awesome! 1233 01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:53,125 Freshman year, you bailed on Seth and I to go be some popular girl. 1234 01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:56,666 No, I didn't bail. I just got more friends 1235 01:02:56,750 --> 01:02:58,916 and a really hot boyfriend. 1236 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,541 Seriously, if you'd had a boyfriend, you would have understood. 1237 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:04,875 Stephanie, I wouldn't understand because I'm gay. 1238 01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:07,351 Ooh, you can't say that word, unless you're saying it 1239 01:03:07,375 --> 01:03:10,708 in a neutral-positive way to refer to someone that is... 1240 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,375 Mm-hmm. 1241 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:16,708 Oh. 1242 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:18,500 Yeah. 1243 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:23,208 And it... it made high school a living hell for me. 1244 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,708 Back then, I felt very alone 1245 01:03:27,708 --> 01:03:32,375 and angry and so threatened 1246 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:38,083 that if I showed one iota of my real self, then I would be ripped to shreds 1247 01:03:39,375 --> 01:03:43,041 by Tiffany or Blaine or you. 1248 01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:44,625 Me? 1249 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:47,875 No way. Why would you even say that? 1250 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:51,541 Because, Steph, sometimes I didn't know who you were. 1251 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,833 Or... are. 1252 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,291 Look, let's... 1253 01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:59,583 There's three weeks left of the school year. 1254 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:03,000 So let's just get through those as peacefully as possible, 1255 01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:06,500 and then I can go to my family's lake house for the summer. 1256 01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:12,916 The periodic table is made up of 119 elements. 1257 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,666 Oh, hey, space nerds. JK, JK. 1258 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:20,000 Any of you want to come see Deep Impact with me and Blaine this weekend? 1259 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:23,291 As part of my collab with the Natural History Museum, 1260 01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:28,166 you will get 20% off ticket prices and complimentary space ice cream. 1261 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:30,833 So come watch the end of the world with us. 1262 01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:33,666 Remember it just for me. Please. 1263 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:36,250 No one's gonna read you. 1264 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,416 Oh boy, no one's gonna read you. 1265 01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:42,708 Are you talking to the books? 1266 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:46,416 - Oh, yeah, I find it helps them grow. - Still a dork. 1267 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,375 - Huh. - So... 1268 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,458 Uh, 1269 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,041 do you, like, still wanna see Deep Impact? 1270 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,166 I'm gonna get some popcorn. 1271 01:04:56,250 --> 01:05:00,875 Maybe some freeze-dried space ice cream. Maybe some Milk Duds, some Whoppers, 1272 01:05:00,958 --> 01:05:04,083 some Juicy Fruit. I gotta keep this girlish figure. 1273 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,708 You want anything, or... 1274 01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:09,333 Um, oh, no, no, no, don't go just yet. Just hang here for one second. 1275 01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:10,416 Yeah, sure. 1276 01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:14,791 Oh my God, Seth, you're such a gentleman going to get the snacks. 1277 01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:17,708 Oh my God, I swear, you have such a massive dick. 1278 01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:20,833 - What did you say? - What? Oh, Blaine, Tiffany. 1279 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:22,958 - Hi! - Hi! What are you doing here? 1280 01:05:23,041 --> 01:05:24,458 What a coincidence. 1281 01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:27,125 I'm, um, here on a date with Seth. 1282 01:05:27,208 --> 01:05:29,416 He asked me out, and I said, 1283 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:32,958 "You know what? I am single and so horny, so yes." 1284 01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:34,875 - Isn't that right? - Yep. 1285 01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:35,833 Really? 1286 01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,208 Wait, I'm sorry. You are on a date with Sethany? 1287 01:05:38,291 --> 01:05:40,916 Well, it's just Seth. 1288 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,041 Relax. I'm just joking. 1289 01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:46,666 Well, yeah, we're just here to see a movie. 1290 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:49,291 It's not like we're gonna have hot, consensual sex 1291 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:50,583 when the lights go down. 1292 01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,333 Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hmm? 1293 01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:55,041 Wow! Uh... 1294 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:58,541 Wow, Seth, it only took 20 years and some brain damage, 1295 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,375 but she finally agreed to go out with you. Way to go! 1296 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,250 Again, just joking. 1297 01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:08,226 - Hilarious. - Let's go find our seats. 1298 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,333 - Huh? - Let's go find our seats. 1299 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:14,458 - We gotta go find our seats. - Down in front, yep. 1300 01:06:14,541 --> 01:06:15,541 Yeah. 1301 01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:18,041 - Oh, yeah. - "Sethany." 1302 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,208 Feed me some popcorn. 1303 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,750 Are you serious about that? 1304 01:06:32,541 --> 01:06:36,666 Yeah, just be awesome. Just... just toss some into my mouth. 1305 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:37,750 All right. 1306 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:43,791 Seth! 1307 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:47,833 Oh my God. It's stuck in my throat. Oh, I'm choking. 1308 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,726 - No, I really... I just got a Milk Dud. - Did you actually choke on that? 1309 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,958 Yeah, it's stuck right there, but it's all right. 1310 01:06:53,041 --> 01:06:54,875 I thought that was a euphemism kind of thing. 1311 01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:56,833 - Fire tether pitons. - Pitons fired. 1312 01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:12,541 - Stop it. - What? 1313 01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:15,833 You're eye-fucking Stephanie so hard, she'll need the morning-after pill. 1314 01:07:15,916 --> 01:07:18,000 I am not eye-fucking anybody. 1315 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:21,916 It is embarrassing. Do you want me to call Dr. Wilbin for more therapy? 1316 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,625 - Don't threaten me with a good time. - Shut up! 1317 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,833 Bitch, turn your ugly face around and watch the movie. 1318 01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,836 Careful how you talk to senior citizens. 1319 01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:30,916 Shut up, Blaine. 1320 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,625 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to be quiet. 1321 01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:34,916 I am not the problem. 1322 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,416 There is a freaking porno happening over there! 1323 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,041 - What? - Don't put that on my face. 1324 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:42,291 It is not my fault. I am not doing anything. 1325 01:07:42,375 --> 01:07:45,541 Be quiet. I'm trying to watch the movie. 1326 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:47,500 You're afraid you'll miss something? 1327 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:48,958 The asteroid hits, 1328 01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:53,125 and Téa Leoni and her Austrian dad get hit by a ginormous wave. 1329 01:07:53,208 --> 01:07:54,416 - Aw. - What? 1330 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,375 Oh, come on! We all knew that! 1331 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,083 Can you... 1332 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:00,833 - Sorry. - Ma'am? 1333 01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:02,041 I... 1334 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,708 - Ma'am, come with me. - Okay, fine. Blaine? 1335 01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:06,708 What is the name of your manager? 1336 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:10,416 Sir? I am going to have to email your manager. 1337 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:17,416 Ah! 1338 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:20,625 Two decades later, and I still love watching Tiff lose her mind. 1339 01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:24,416 - I mean, that was incredibly satisfying. - Mm-hmm. 1340 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:25,625 Okay, now I understand 1341 01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:28,458 why you devoted so much of your time on it in high school. 1342 01:08:28,541 --> 01:08:30,833 - Well, not the whole time. - Oh? 1343 01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:34,166 Just all of my junior, sophomore, and most of my senior year. 1344 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:35,250 Mm. Mm-hmm. 1345 01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:38,416 Anyways, Marth told me something about you in high school. 1346 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:40,583 Oh God. What? 1347 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:44,166 She said that you had a crush on me. 1348 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:46,041 Yes. 1349 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:50,208 When we were in high school, I was very much in love with you. 1350 01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,500 Seth! 1351 01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:53,333 - Eh. - You were? Really? 1352 01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:55,916 - Eh. - Why didn't you ever say anything? 1353 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,666 'Cause, you know, we were friends. 1354 01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:00,375 - Yeah. - And you were with Blaine. 1355 01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:03,375 And, you know, we both know what your answer would've been. 1356 01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:07,208 Maybe, maybe not. We're hanging out right now, aren't we? 1357 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:10,916 Yeah, but that's only because you thought you could use me to make Blaine jealous. 1358 01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:14,958 Steph, come on. I'm a full-blown adult. 1359 01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:17,875 I think I can recognize a teenage trick when I see one. 1360 01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:20,791 That's not what's going on. 1361 01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:24,500 Oh, come on, you used to pull this with me and Marth all the time in high school. 1362 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:27,625 You'd use our attention to make the popular kids crave yours. 1363 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:29,416 Um, did I? 1364 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:30,750 Yes. 1365 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:34,208 We always wondered if those kids ever got to really meet you. 1366 01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:35,875 Like, the real you. 1367 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:40,875 Well, I did have a really fun time tonight. 1368 01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:43,208 I'm... I'm sorry. 1369 01:09:43,291 --> 01:09:44,291 No, forget it. 1370 01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:46,291 So should I take you home? 1371 01:09:47,041 --> 01:09:51,041 Or we could continue to hang out. I have an idea of where we could go. 1372 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,333 Whoa, okay. This place has changed. 1373 01:09:57,916 --> 01:09:59,791 Yeah, I think the lights are just on. 1374 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,071 - Come on. - Okay. 1375 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,041 Bri, baby, I need favor. 1376 01:10:09,291 --> 01:10:12,416 I want you to get prom king and queen reinstated. 1377 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:14,833 What? 1378 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:16,750 Mom. 1379 01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:18,791 No. No one cares about that. 1380 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:19,875 I do. 1381 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:23,750 I want you to beat Steph for prom queen. 1382 01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:26,750 You said it rewards archaic gender roles. 1383 01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:32,750 Well, exactly, which is why you need to be the woke prom queen. 1384 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:36,041 I've already got interest from some brands, 1385 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,708 and they are supes into it. 1386 01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:39,791 Mom. I'm not doing this. 1387 01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:43,166 And don't say "woke" or "supes." 1388 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,541 Just beat Steph for mommy. 1389 01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:48,458 You owe me. 1390 01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:49,750 For what? 1391 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,500 For being alive. 1392 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:56,541 And if you wanna go on your trip to Nepal, you will do this for me. 1393 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:03,375 - Can I ask you something? - Hmm? 1394 01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:06,219 Does it get exhausting trying to make everybody like you all the time? 1395 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000 Well, 1396 01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:11,333 it will be worth it when I win prom queen. 1397 01:11:11,416 --> 01:11:16,416 Well, what I remember about prom is that it was overhyped, 1398 01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:19,750 you weren't there, and it sucked. 1399 01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:23,041 - That's your memories of prom. That's it? - Yeah, pretty much. 1400 01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:25,333 Seth! Dude, come on. 1401 01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:29,351 Did you even try to have fun? Did you even try to tear it up on the dance floor? 1402 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:32,083 - Just, like, give it the old groove? No! - Yeah! 1403 01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:35,416 It wouldn't have mattered, because prom doesn't matter, 1404 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,458 especially not prom queen. 1405 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,083 You maniac. 1406 01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:40,416 Come on, Steph. 1407 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:44,083 You will yourself out of a coma, and that's what you care about? 1408 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:46,666 - It's more than just a crown to me. - Hmm. 1409 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,625 When I moved here to America, 1410 01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:51,958 it was so hard. 1411 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:55,458 - Everyone made fun of me, as you remember. - Yeah. 1412 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:57,083 And then Mum got sick. 1413 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:02,375 And I was miserable. I was so miserable. 1414 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:07,625 And you know what she used to say to help cheer me up? 1415 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:13,916 She'd, like, say, "Steph, close your eyes and imagine your perfect life." 1416 01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:17,458 "And if you can imagine it, you can have it." 1417 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,875 I was like... ..."Shut up, Mom." 1418 01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,458 I didn't believe her. 1419 01:12:23,958 --> 01:12:25,125 Then she died. 1420 01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:30,875 Then I was... 1421 01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:34,833 I didn't tell anyone, but I was... I was more miserable than ever. 1422 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:41,291 And then one day when we were driving and I saw Deanna Russo, 1423 01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:45,208 and I was like, "Whoa, she's happy." 1424 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,250 And she was prom queen, 1425 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,458 and I... I need to be her. Okay? 1426 01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:54,333 I wanted to be her so badly. 1427 01:12:55,541 --> 01:12:58,916 And I was getting there, and then all of a sudden, boom. 1428 01:12:59,916 --> 01:13:02,416 Coma. Lights out. 1429 01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:06,458 And I was bloody miserable again. 1430 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,583 Then I thought, "Well... 1431 01:13:13,291 --> 01:13:16,625 I should see if I can prove my mum right." 1432 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:26,375 "I should... I should really try and get that perfect life," you know? 1433 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:32,291 Okay, definitely not just a crown. Sorry about that. I'm an asshole. 1434 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,208 No, you're... 1435 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:36,583 - No, you're not. - All right. 1436 01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:40,333 - Oh! - Oh! You did it. You got it! 1437 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,750 Oh my God, okay. 1438 01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:45,708 Yeah! 1439 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:46,791 Woot, woot. 1440 01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:49,541 - Oh my God! - That's all yours. You can have that. 1441 01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:54,583 ♪ Now it's time to take my place... ♪ 1442 01:13:54,666 --> 01:13:56,125 Do you wanna go to prom with me? 1443 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,583 I promise you, you'll have a good time. 1444 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:06,791 Well, I already signed up to be a chaperone, so, yeah, I'll go. 1445 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:07,875 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 1446 01:14:08,291 --> 01:14:09,791 Awesome! 1447 01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:11,875 - Great. - Yeah. 1448 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:13,083 Okay. All right. Wait. 1449 01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:15,184 - Let me try to win you something now. - Okay. Yeah. 1450 01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:17,333 Attention Harding High seniors, 1451 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:20,875 a petition was just delivered to me by Bri Balbo, 1452 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:22,416 I mean, Luvs, 1453 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:26,166 um, officially reinstating a king and queen election 1454 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:27,458 at this year's prom. 1455 01:14:27,541 --> 01:14:29,500 - What? It's back! - Prom? 1456 01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,000 Oh my God! 1457 01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:31,916 Oh my God! 1458 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,833 - Shut up! - Oh my God! 1459 01:14:34,916 --> 01:14:37,708 Obviously, I respect the sacred privacy of student elections. 1460 01:14:37,791 --> 01:14:41,166 - But I'm totally voting for you. - Absolutely! Later, prom queen! 1461 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:42,916 Love you! 1462 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:57,625 Can you believe it? 1463 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,375 You might make history after all. 1464 01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:05,291 The first person to ever lose prom queen twice. 1465 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:09,208 Don't go chasing waterfalls, Steph. 1466 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:11,333 - Skank face. - What was that? 1467 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:13,833 Oh, nothing. 1468 01:15:15,041 --> 01:15:16,208 Slut bag. 1469 01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,166 What did you just call me? 1470 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:20,291 - Nothing. - Possum pussy. 1471 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:22,041 - Rumpel-slut-skin. - Jizz collector. 1472 01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:23,291 You're a sad wife. 1473 01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:24,541 What did you say? 1474 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,250 I didn't say shit, but you heard me. 1475 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:41,916 Oh my God. 1476 01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:44,666 It's an invite to a prom party at Bri's. 1477 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,541 - An invite? - Check your phone! 1478 01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,750 Oh my God! I got invited! 1479 01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:51,625 - Can you believe that? - We got invited! 1480 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,416 - Steve Aoki is DJing. - Right? 1481 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,250 Steve Aoki? I love it! 1482 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,666 Oh my God! 1483 01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:04,250 Steph. Steph, we're not gonna go probably 'cause, I mean, it's a $50 cover. 1484 01:16:04,333 --> 01:16:06,250 - Oh, yeah. - That's so expensive. 1485 01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:07,333 I can't afford that. 1486 01:16:07,416 --> 01:16:10,666 Why didn't you tell me we were hosting it? I'd have got that aphrodisiac wine. 1487 01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:12,166 I didn't know. 1488 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:41,958 Hi, guys. 1489 01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:43,583 I am so pumped to announce 1490 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:46,833 that I will be hosting the biggest and the best prom after-party 1491 01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:48,541 at a supersecret locaish. 1492 01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,250 It's free to get in, unlike Bri's. 1493 01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:54,000 It's gonna be awesome. 1494 01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:57,666 So, DM me a picture of your ballot voting me as prom queen, 1495 01:16:57,750 --> 01:16:59,708 and you'll get all the deets night of. 1496 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:06,250 This is weird for me too, sir. 1497 01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:18,875 Stephie! 1498 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:21,208 Wanna hurry it up? 1499 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:26,875 You want a beer? 1500 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:30,583 Oh, uh, sure. 1501 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:33,125 Wrong answer, hot rod. 1502 01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:35,500 You think I'll let you drink and drive with my daughter? 1503 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,708 Oh, well, I'm actually not driving. We're taking a Lyft. 1504 01:17:38,791 --> 01:17:40,375 Oh, cool. 1505 01:17:41,416 --> 01:17:44,916 Though I suspect Stephanie would prefer not to spend her prom evening 1506 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,250 with a drunken fool. 1507 01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,666 It would just be the o... 1508 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,750 No, I think I'm okay, actually. I'll maybe have a water, if anything. 1509 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,750 Did you bring some condoms? 1510 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,083 Um, no. 1511 01:17:56,166 --> 01:18:00,083 Hm. Didn't think we needed to have this talk, but, uh, Seth, 1512 01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:04,208 you are aware that unprotected sex can lead to geriatric pregnancies? 1513 01:18:04,291 --> 01:18:06,291 - Stephie! - You ready to be an old dad? 1514 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,750 I'm sorry, do you want me to sleep with your daughter? 1515 01:18:08,833 --> 01:18:10,333 - Or... - What did you just ask me? 1516 01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:12,333 - It's... - Okay, I'm ready! 1517 01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:26,291 Mom chose great. 1518 01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:28,083 Yeah. 1519 01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:31,875 Going to prom. 1520 01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:34,375 - Oh my God. Dad, stop it. - Don't. 1521 01:18:34,458 --> 01:18:38,083 Dad, stop it. You're embarrassing me. 1522 01:18:38,166 --> 01:18:39,708 A bit higher on the angle. 1523 01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:42,375 Dad, you're taking so many, but take more, take more. 1524 01:18:43,041 --> 01:18:44,416 - Boy band. - ♪ Cover girl ♪ 1525 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,750 Okay, Dad, that's enough. 1526 01:18:45,833 --> 01:18:46,976 - Maybe just some of me? - Oh. 1527 01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:49,958 ♪ On the runway ♪ 1528 01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:51,333 - ♪ Work ♪ - ♪ Supermodel ♪ 1529 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,958 - ♪ You better work it, girl ♪ - ♪ Of the world ♪ 1530 01:18:54,041 --> 01:18:57,416 ♪ Wet your lips And make love to the camera ♪ 1531 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,291 - ♪ Work ♪ - ♪ Turn to the left ♪ 1532 01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:01,583 - ♪ Work ♪ - ♪ Now turn to the right ♪ 1533 01:19:01,666 --> 01:19:02,833 ♪ Work ♪ 1534 01:19:02,916 --> 01:19:03,833 ♪ Sashay ♪ 1535 01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:06,291 This is such a perfect night. 1536 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:07,875 - Yeah. - That filthy ho. 1537 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:11,625 - She's rigging the election. - She's an adult. She won't stoop that low. 1538 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:14,333 Wait. 1539 01:19:16,041 --> 01:19:17,791 Hey, Tiffany. 1540 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,708 - Oh my gosh. - Hey, Steph! 1541 01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:21,000 I'm surprised you're here. 1542 01:19:21,083 --> 01:19:24,875 Aren't you normally on a Saturday night just home sharpening your teeth? 1543 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:27,583 You know, I just want to say 1544 01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:31,583 the noble thing would be to do what the rest of these students are doing 1545 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:33,708 and vote for Bri. 1546 01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:35,083 Oh. 1547 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,625 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 1548 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:40,208 Well, I always do the noble thing. 1549 01:19:40,916 --> 01:19:43,916 Vote for Bri. Is it spelled like the cheese? 1550 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,250 B, R, I. 1551 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:47,333 Hmm. 1552 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:49,250 Interesting. 1553 01:19:50,708 --> 01:19:51,541 Ooh. 1554 01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:52,875 Yep. Right in there. 1555 01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:53,958 There. 1556 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,875 I'm just so confident. 1557 01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:03,833 - Just vote for me. - Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1558 01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:05,458 Sethany. 1559 01:20:06,791 --> 01:20:09,208 You know you're not eligible for prom queen, right? 1560 01:20:09,291 --> 01:20:12,500 That's right, I'm not. I'm not eligible for prom queen. 1561 01:20:12,583 --> 01:20:15,291 And it's probably killing you that you aren't either. 1562 01:20:16,416 --> 01:20:17,625 Relax, Tiff. 1563 01:20:18,125 --> 01:20:19,375 I'm just joking. 1564 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,791 - That's funny. - It's funny. It was a joke. Yeah. 1565 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:25,750 It was a joke. 1566 01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:27,625 She's going down. 1567 01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:30,791 Bye. 1568 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:33,416 ♪ Make your body rock ♪ 1569 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,625 ♪ Don't you make it stop ♪ 1570 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:38,333 ♪ Baby, dance your dance around me ♪ 1571 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:40,041 ♪ I want you all for me... ♪ 1572 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:43,291 - Oh my God, it's beautiful. - Mm-hmm. 1573 01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:45,166 Oh my God, Steph! There you are! 1574 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:49,833 - Oh, you guys look incredible. Amazing! - Thanks. Wanna go crush the photo booth? 1575 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:52,166 Oh my God, stop. You're causing climate change. 1576 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:55,958 Um, I've got to go and get some votes. I don't know whether you guys saw, 1577 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:59,125 but Bri's mom is, like, totally trying to rig the election. 1578 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:01,166 Oh! Oh, hell, no! 1579 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:03,333 I will not stand for voter suppression. 1580 01:21:03,416 --> 01:21:06,291 - We're gonna go help spread the word. - Storm the cafeteria. 1581 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:07,434 - Bye. - See you later? 1582 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:09,291 Everyone feeling included? Okay. 1583 01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:11,833 There's enough room on the dance floor for everybody, 1584 01:21:11,916 --> 01:21:16,000 and you don't need a partner to dance. I usually dance by myself. It's fun. 1585 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:26,750 Baby, look at me. You know, this is the dress I won prom queen in. Still fits. 1586 01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:28,875 I almost wore that exact same dress, 1587 01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:30,958 but I'm glad I didn't because you look phenomenal. 1588 01:21:31,041 --> 01:21:32,666 - Aw. - What are you doing? 1589 01:21:32,750 --> 01:21:36,791 I am fulfilling my duties as the president of the PTA, 1590 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:39,041 overlooking the ballot boxes, 1591 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,708 and something tells me that you got this in the bag. 1592 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:44,791 Wink. 1593 01:21:45,541 --> 01:21:49,000 I mean, you can't be a woke prom queen if you lose. 1594 01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:51,541 Which reminds me, here is a list of brands 1595 01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:54,708 I'd love for you to casually drop during your acceptance speech. 1596 01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:57,416 Each one could be an additional 10K. 1597 01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:01,041 Don't worry if you can't work in Pep Boys. It's not really our thing. 1598 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:05,333 Please just try and remember this is my prom, not yours. 1599 01:22:12,875 --> 01:22:14,500 Hey, fam. 1600 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:18,958 Um, guys, just letting you know that prom queen voting is still open, 1601 01:22:19,041 --> 01:22:20,458 and I think that something... 1602 01:22:20,541 --> 01:22:21,875 Damn, Conway, you look... 1603 01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:24,416 ...banging. 1604 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,625 Oh my God, you're here. I mean, um... 1605 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:30,208 You came. 1606 01:22:30,291 --> 01:22:34,666 Of course, I came. I've been waiting 20 years to see you in this dress. 1607 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:38,166 My God, you look beautiful. 1608 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,708 What is this? You mind if I slip this off? 1609 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:43,583 - Um... - You really don't need it. 1610 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,625 I still have a naughty thing for prom queens, right? 1611 01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:50,416 Well, If I don't get enough votes, you might be fucking your daughter. 1612 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:51,583 Huh? 1613 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:55,375 - No, I wouldn't do that, but... - No. Obviously. Sorry. Yeah. 1614 01:22:55,458 --> 01:22:56,666 Look at us. We are... 1615 01:22:57,875 --> 01:23:00,666 We're meant to be together. We're perfect together. Admit it. 1616 01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:02,833 We're made for one another. 1617 01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:04,291 - Blaine? - Yeah. 1618 01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:06,291 I don't think this is right. This is a mistake. 1619 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,750 No, no. The mistake was me asking Tiff to prom. Trust me. 1620 01:23:08,833 --> 01:23:10,666 Wait. No, Blaine. Seriously. 1621 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:16,583 Seth. 1622 01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:17,666 Seth? 1623 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:22,416 Hey, Seth. Seth, hey! I know what that looked like, 1624 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:24,500 but I promise you, it's not what you think. 1625 01:23:26,791 --> 01:23:28,541 You teenage-tricked me, Steph. 1626 01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:33,166 And you know what? It's my fault for believing you changed. 1627 01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:39,875 Okay, class of 2022, it's the big moment! 1628 01:23:39,958 --> 01:23:44,166 Okay, so the reason that we're all here and the only reason we all came tonight... 1629 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:46,166 - No. - ...is because... No, it is. 1630 01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:51,708 ...is because I have the results of our prom elections. 1631 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:59,250 By a unanimous vote, our 2022 prom king is 1632 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,583 Lance Harrison. 1633 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:09,916 Yes! 1634 01:24:11,291 --> 01:24:13,250 Oh my God! 1635 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:18,083 And the winner of prom queen received over 1,000 votes 1636 01:24:18,166 --> 01:24:21,583 despite there only being 327 of you. 1637 01:24:21,666 --> 01:24:23,708 However, she has just informed us 1638 01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:26,541 that she has withdrawn from the competition. 1639 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:27,625 What? 1640 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,541 - Okay, so... - Bri. 1641 01:24:31,625 --> 01:24:34,500 ...the 2022 prom queen will go to... 1642 01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:38,916 Stephanie Conway. 1643 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:50,375 There's been a mistake. No, no, no. 1644 01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:54,541 Go, Steph! I can't believe it! 1645 01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:56,458 God! 1646 01:24:56,541 --> 01:25:01,541 Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie! 1647 01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,041 Stephanie! 1648 01:25:03,125 --> 01:25:04,416 Stephanie! 1649 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,500 No! No! 1650 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:08,791 Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie! 1651 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:25,833 Now it is time for our king and queen to take their dance. 1652 01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:35,750 - Oh my God! - ♪ The whispers in the morning ♪ 1653 01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:43,041 ♪ Of lovers sleeping tight ♪ 1654 01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:51,291 ♪ Are rolling by like thunder now ♪ 1655 01:25:53,208 --> 01:25:57,416 ♪ As I look in your eyes ♪ 1656 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:04,416 ♪ I hold on to your body ♪ 1657 01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:11,791 ♪ And feel each move you make ♪ 1658 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:17,791 ♪ Your voice is warm and tender ♪ 1659 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:21,416 ♪ A love that I could ♪ 1660 01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:27,208 ♪ Not forsake ♪ 1661 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:32,541 ♪ 'Cause I am your lady ♪ 1662 01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:34,583 - Oh my God! - What? 1663 01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:39,125 ♪ And you are my man ♪ 1664 01:26:40,166 --> 01:26:41,250 Stop. 1665 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:46,916 ♪ Whenever you reach for me ♪ 1666 01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:54,666 ♪ I'll do all that I can ♪ 1667 01:26:56,208 --> 01:27:00,541 ♪ Even though there may be times ♪ 1668 01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:07,541 ♪ It seems I'm far away ♪ 1669 01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:13,708 ♪ But never wonder where I am ♪ 1670 01:27:14,791 --> 01:27:19,875 ♪ 'Cause I am always by your... ♪ 1671 01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:23,583 After-party at Bri's house with live music. 1672 01:27:23,666 --> 01:27:28,125 And spoiler alert, party favors are Beats by Dre headphones! 1673 01:27:28,916 --> 01:27:30,833 Bri, will you tell them? 1674 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:34,750 Hey, everyone, after-party is at Steph's place. See you there. 1675 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:37,791 Wait, what are you doing? The house is ready for the party. 1676 01:27:37,875 --> 01:27:41,500 I mean, Steve Aoki is in our living room. What am I going to tell him? 1677 01:27:41,583 --> 01:27:44,250 I don't know. Tell him you lost prom queen. 1678 01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:48,708 Shit. Shit. 1679 01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:01,250 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 1680 01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:02,541 No! 1681 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:10,625 Yes, hi. I'd like to report a rowdy high school party 1682 01:28:10,708 --> 01:28:13,000 with tons of underage drinking. 1683 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:15,000 And... Oh my God! 1684 01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:18,333 I think an adult is hosting it. 1685 01:28:27,291 --> 01:28:28,291 Yeah! 1686 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:29,791 Hey! 1687 01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:30,875 Hey, Janet! 1688 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:32,208 Come on! 1689 01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:34,125 - No, don't film me! - Why? 1690 01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:36,500 The media will use it to try and discredit me. 1691 01:28:39,833 --> 01:28:40,666 Wait, no. 1692 01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:43,291 - Fuck it! Fuck it! Film me! Film me! - Okay. Okay. 1693 01:28:43,375 --> 01:28:47,208 Yeah, come on, yeah. That's right. It's the president, bitch! 1694 01:28:47,291 --> 01:28:49,208 - Yeah! - Suck my vulva! 1695 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,166 Oh my God, whose tooth is this? 1696 01:28:58,250 --> 01:28:59,541 Oh shit. 1697 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:01,125 Cops! 1698 01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:05,625 - Where? Wait. Okay, wait... - Bye, Stephanie. 1699 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,291 No. Oh my God. 1700 01:29:23,875 --> 01:29:27,041 Oh my God, Martha, I was just about to call you. 1701 01:29:27,125 --> 01:29:31,166 Steph, what in ever living fuck were you thinking? 1702 01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:36,083 - You said I could use the house. - Are you kidding? Twenty years ago. 1703 01:29:36,166 --> 01:29:39,166 And even then, I didn't want you to use it. 1704 01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:42,050 Did you even think about me? 1705 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:44,666 This is all kinds of illegal. 1706 01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:47,333 Oh my God, they're gonna make a Netflix documentary about me. 1707 01:29:47,416 --> 01:29:50,791 Well, wait. Okay, think about that. That could be really cool. 1708 01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:52,791 That... that could be epic. 1709 01:29:52,875 --> 01:29:54,916 Look how well it turned out for Tiger King. 1710 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,041 No. 1711 01:29:56,125 --> 01:30:00,166 No, it's not epic or cool. 1712 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:02,416 God, you're the same as in high school. 1713 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,708 - So you don't want a drink? - No, I don't want a drink! 1714 01:30:06,625 --> 01:30:08,333 You need to grow up! 1715 01:30:08,916 --> 01:30:10,250 You're not a teenager! 1716 01:30:10,333 --> 01:30:13,833 I know I'm not. I'm an adult. Is that what you want to hear? 1717 01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:18,000 Yes, I am a 37-year-old 12th grader. 1718 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:25,541 You don't think I know how crazy it is going back to high school in this body? 1719 01:30:26,291 --> 01:30:29,083 What else was I supposed to do? 1720 01:30:29,166 --> 01:30:32,375 - What else did I have? - You had me, and you had Seth. 1721 01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:35,708 Everybody else just got to go on and live their lives. 1722 01:30:35,791 --> 01:30:37,583 I'm supposed to just jump forward? 1723 01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:40,750 I'm just not allowed to ever make mistakes? 1724 01:30:40,833 --> 01:30:43,166 Making mistakes is different 1725 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:46,125 than willfully screwing over the people who care about you. 1726 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:48,708 You pushed us away. 1727 01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:52,708 They were not your friends. We were your friends. 1728 01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:55,250 We were the ones who cared about you. 1729 01:30:55,333 --> 01:30:57,458 We were the ones who showed up at the hospital. 1730 01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:59,375 They never came to the hospital. None of them. 1731 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:01,541 I can't believe you would say that. 1732 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:04,291 I got tons of birthday cards. 1733 01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:06,291 Did you even look to see who they were from? 1734 01:31:11,583 --> 01:31:13,750 Help. Oh God. 1735 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:15,458 Was that curry? 1736 01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:17,708 I'm done. You can find your own way home. 1737 01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:24,166 Hey, Seth. 1738 01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,583 Finally. 1739 01:31:33,666 --> 01:31:35,666 I saw you followed Stephanie on Insta. 1740 01:31:35,750 --> 01:31:39,166 Don't you wanna know if I got arrested at that party you called the cops on? 1741 01:31:39,250 --> 01:31:40,166 I know it was you. 1742 01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:44,000 Do you think I do this stuff for fun? I'm looking out for you. 1743 01:31:44,083 --> 01:31:46,125 We could have made a hundred grand tonight. 1744 01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:49,208 We could've used that money as a donation to get you into college. 1745 01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:51,708 So you could blog about being an Ivy League mom? 1746 01:31:51,791 --> 01:31:54,083 Oh well, I guess I'll have to get in myself. 1747 01:31:54,166 --> 01:31:57,500 I want you to have the perfect life, 1748 01:31:58,083 --> 01:31:59,083 like me. 1749 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:02,708 The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life. 1750 01:32:02,791 --> 01:32:05,166 We are not miserable. 1751 01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:06,250 Yeah, we are. 1752 01:32:07,250 --> 01:32:09,583 And you're right, Mom. 1753 01:32:09,666 --> 01:32:12,416 No elite person follows more than 100 people. 1754 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:14,666 So you gotta go. 1755 01:32:14,750 --> 01:32:17,333 You are toast. 1756 01:32:17,416 --> 01:32:18,875 Hey, your family's fucked up. 1757 01:32:18,958 --> 01:32:21,333 Are we doing this? I got another gig in an hour. 1758 01:32:21,416 --> 01:32:23,791 You know what? Fuck you, Steve Aoki. 1759 01:32:23,875 --> 01:32:26,875 ♪ Life is a second ♪ 1760 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,625 ♪ Gone in an instant ♪ 1761 01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:32,416 ♪ Defined by a moment... ♪ 1762 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,875 No offense, but you look like a prom queen. 1763 01:32:38,208 --> 01:32:40,791 Holy shit, Deanna Russo? 1764 01:32:41,833 --> 01:32:44,041 Yeah. Do we know each other? 1765 01:32:44,541 --> 01:32:47,708 Oh my God. No. I... I mean... Well, I know who you are. 1766 01:32:47,791 --> 01:32:49,541 You're a legend at Harding High. 1767 01:32:49,625 --> 01:32:51,750 You won prom queen and had a perfect life. 1768 01:32:51,833 --> 01:32:53,500 Perfect life? 1769 01:32:54,250 --> 01:32:57,208 Yeah. Uh, let's see, um... 1770 01:32:57,291 --> 01:33:01,500 I was divorced before I was 30 when my husband left me 1771 01:33:01,583 --> 01:33:05,666 for a 21-year-old barista with two more abs than I had. 1772 01:33:05,750 --> 01:33:10,541 And I was left with no credit and no job prospects. 1773 01:33:11,416 --> 01:33:14,500 My advice, throw that crown away now. 1774 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:16,666 You know what prom queen got me? 1775 01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:18,416 An even spray tan 1776 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:22,375 and the ability to dodge bleach poisoning every time I get my hair done. 1777 01:33:22,458 --> 01:33:24,250 Well, I mean, that is a skill. 1778 01:33:25,541 --> 01:33:26,541 Yeah. 1779 01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:33,666 But, uh, imagine all the other skills I would have had if I'd gone to college. 1780 01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:35,500 I don't know where I would be, 1781 01:33:36,041 --> 01:33:39,208 but I do know it wouldn't be taking courses at the community college 1782 01:33:39,291 --> 01:33:42,375 while hustling to make rent between two jobs. 1783 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:46,458 The only thing I look forward to is taking my pants off at night. 1784 01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:48,250 Oh my God. I do that too now. 1785 01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:50,708 - It's so good, right? - Yeah. Just like... 1786 01:33:50,791 --> 01:33:53,375 Yeah. 1787 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:57,583 But it's all worth it 'cause I am going to get a degree, 1788 01:33:57,666 --> 01:34:02,166 and I am going to have a career, and that is everything. 1789 01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:06,708 And for the first time in my life, I'm excited about the future 1790 01:34:07,291 --> 01:34:09,416 instead of holding on to the past. 1791 01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:18,791 ♪ I should know who I am by now ♪ 1792 01:34:19,833 --> 01:34:22,125 ♪ I walk ♪ 1793 01:34:22,208 --> 01:34:25,250 ♪ The record stands somehow ♪ 1794 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,416 ♪ Thinking of winter ♪ 1795 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:34,250 ♪ Your name is the splinter inside me ♪ 1796 01:34:35,125 --> 01:34:38,666 ♪ While I wait... ♪ 1797 01:34:38,750 --> 01:34:42,666 Please welcome our award-winning Harding Bulldogettes! 1798 01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:47,708 ♪ And I remember the sound ♪ 1799 01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:51,208 ♪ Of your November downtown ♪ 1800 01:34:53,666 --> 01:34:57,500 ♪ And I remember the truth ♪ 1801 01:34:59,416 --> 01:35:01,875 ♪ A warm December with you ♪ 1802 01:35:03,250 --> 01:35:07,708 ♪ But I don't have to make this mistake ♪ 1803 01:35:09,125 --> 01:35:13,541 ♪ And I don't have to stay this way ♪ 1804 01:35:14,416 --> 01:35:16,916 ♪ If only I would wake ♪ 1805 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,500 Oh. There you are. 1806 01:35:25,750 --> 01:35:27,000 Is everything okay? 1807 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:29,250 Want something to eat? 1808 01:35:30,291 --> 01:35:31,291 I'm not hungry. 1809 01:35:31,375 --> 01:35:34,125 Oh, come on. Sit down with me. Have breakfast with your old dad. 1810 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:42,625 Do you know where you're sitting at graduation yet? 1811 01:35:43,833 --> 01:35:44,708 On my butt? 1812 01:35:47,416 --> 01:35:49,458 I just wanna get a good seat so I can see you. 1813 01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:53,708 I'm not gonna go to graduation, Dad. 1814 01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:55,458 Seth and Martha won't talk to me, 1815 01:35:55,541 --> 01:35:57,791 and I don't think anybody else wants me there. 1816 01:35:57,875 --> 01:35:59,208 Well, I want you there. 1817 01:35:59,791 --> 01:36:00,833 That doesn't count. 1818 01:36:01,416 --> 01:36:02,416 Yes, it does. 1819 01:36:03,958 --> 01:36:05,083 I count. 1820 01:36:06,041 --> 01:36:10,083 I know you used to roll your eyes whenever Mom would compliment you, 1821 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:14,041 tell you how amazing, beautiful, wonderful you were, 1822 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:16,750 like she had to say it 'cause she was Mom, 1823 01:36:18,291 --> 01:36:19,750 but she wanted to 1824 01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:22,666 because she believed it, deeply. 1825 01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:28,041 One of the last things she said to me was to make sure 1826 01:36:28,833 --> 01:36:31,291 that you knew how to receive love. 1827 01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:35,916 And I spent every day of your coma wondering if I messed up, 1828 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:39,250 so... let me be clear. 1829 01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:45,166 Don't waste your time telling the people who love you the most 1830 01:36:45,250 --> 01:36:46,666 that they don't count. 1831 01:36:47,625 --> 01:36:50,125 They are the only ones that count. 1832 01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:54,250 Thanks, Dad. 1833 01:36:55,583 --> 01:36:56,583 Yeah. 1834 01:37:01,833 --> 01:37:05,250 Okay, I know I have some things to clear up, so... 1835 01:37:07,041 --> 01:37:09,125 I thought this is gonna be the best way. 1836 01:37:09,208 --> 01:37:12,958 Guys, I fucked up. And I really need to apologize. 1837 01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:15,916 First of all, I've been a really dodgy friend 1838 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:18,583 to the two people who care about me the most, 1839 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:23,291 the people who supported me when I was just that dorky kid fresh from Australia, 1840 01:37:24,041 --> 01:37:28,500 the ones who stayed by my side, even when I majorly neglected them, 1841 01:37:29,416 --> 01:37:32,666 the ones who, for some reason, never gave up on me. 1842 01:37:32,750 --> 01:37:36,500 It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. 1843 01:37:36,583 --> 01:37:38,958 If you just have one or two great friends 1844 01:37:39,041 --> 01:37:41,875 who will support you even when you're being a butt slut, 1845 01:37:41,958 --> 01:37:43,375 then you've got it all. 1846 01:37:44,166 --> 01:37:46,333 And that is something worth fighting for, 1847 01:37:46,416 --> 01:37:48,416 so fuck what other people think. 1848 01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:51,958 Yeah, like, fuck being popular. Fuck being cool. 1849 01:37:52,041 --> 01:37:53,625 Fuck it in the ass. 1850 01:37:53,708 --> 01:37:55,333 Stephie, language. 1851 01:37:55,958 --> 01:37:59,708 I never planned on taking two decades to graduate, obvi, 1852 01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:02,666 but the class of 2022 showed me something that 1853 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:05,392 I could never have learned when I was in high school the first time. 1854 01:38:05,416 --> 01:38:06,833 We have a school archive! 1855 01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:12,666 And that is every single one of us is so unique, and that's awesome. 1856 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:15,041 Why fit in when you can stand out? 1857 01:38:15,916 --> 01:38:19,416 And so, okay, now I'm gonna do something 1858 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:22,458 that I wish I had the confidence to do 20 years ago, 1859 01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:25,083 and that is being my real self. 1860 01:38:25,750 --> 01:38:28,958 And yeah, I'm still afraid that if I show everyone my real self, 1861 01:38:29,041 --> 01:38:30,916 the wrong people will make fun of me. 1862 01:38:31,416 --> 01:38:34,041 But it's the only way for the right people to see me. 1863 01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,125 And they're the ones I care about the most. 1864 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:44,458 They're the ones I want, more than anything, to forgive me. 1865 01:38:56,833 --> 01:38:59,541 Dad, stop. Stop it. 1866 01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:00,916 That's it. 1867 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,416 Dad, just stop it! Press stop. 1868 01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:05,250 Sorry. 1869 01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:06,875 That was beautiful. 1870 01:39:09,625 --> 01:39:10,458 Tiff. 1871 01:39:10,541 --> 01:39:15,500 My daughter won't, um, unblock me unless... 1872 01:39:16,958 --> 01:39:18,250 I came to apologize to you. 1873 01:39:19,333 --> 01:39:21,041 - Seriously? - So... 1874 01:39:21,125 --> 01:39:22,125 Um... 1875 01:39:23,083 --> 01:39:26,208 I am sorry for everything I've done 1876 01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:31,208 and for treating you like human garbage all these years. 1877 01:39:31,291 --> 01:39:34,166 Tiff, I'm not the one you should be trying to make things right with. 1878 01:39:34,875 --> 01:39:37,125 You and Blaine have an awesome daughter 1879 01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:41,458 who's so smart and way cooler than what you and I ever were. 1880 01:39:43,291 --> 01:39:44,958 Stop competing with her. 1881 01:39:45,541 --> 01:39:47,458 There's enough room for both of you. 1882 01:39:48,083 --> 01:39:50,000 There's enough room for all of us. 1883 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,458 We don't need to fight with each other. 1884 01:39:53,791 --> 01:39:54,791 You're right. 1885 01:39:55,458 --> 01:39:59,000 I am really sorry, Stephanie, 1886 01:39:59,750 --> 01:40:00,750 for... 1887 01:40:02,708 --> 01:40:03,708 everything. 1888 01:40:06,416 --> 01:40:07,416 Yeah. 1889 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,541 Apology accepted. 1890 01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:14,958 - Okay. - Tiff, wait, um... 1891 01:40:15,750 --> 01:40:18,375 I never let a guest leave without a gift. 1892 01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:21,166 - Hang on. - That is... 1893 01:40:21,250 --> 01:40:24,083 - Just wait... wait one second. - ...so cute. 1894 01:40:27,458 --> 01:40:28,500 That's for you. 1895 01:40:32,375 --> 01:40:34,851 - Thank you so much. Thank you. - Thanks for coming over. 1896 01:40:34,875 --> 01:40:36,416 Lance Harrison. 1897 01:40:39,250 --> 01:40:40,916 Oh my God. 1898 01:40:46,583 --> 01:40:49,791 - I just wanna say thanks to my grandma... - No, no, no, no. 1899 01:40:49,875 --> 01:40:52,833 Just so everybody knows, nobody else do that. Okay. 1900 01:40:53,333 --> 01:40:55,500 Britney Jean Balbo. 1901 01:40:59,375 --> 01:41:01,208 - Yes, Bri! - Go, baby! 1902 01:41:01,291 --> 01:41:02,333 Go, Bri! 1903 01:41:09,166 --> 01:41:11,500 Stephanie Marie Conway. 1904 01:41:13,416 --> 01:41:15,583 That's my daughter! 1905 01:41:23,625 --> 01:41:24,875 Um, oh... 1906 01:41:25,666 --> 01:41:28,666 Here. To pay for all the damage at the lake house. 1907 01:41:28,750 --> 01:41:30,125 Where did you get this from? 1908 01:41:30,208 --> 01:41:32,625 I sold the Cabriolet. Time to grow up. 1909 01:41:33,208 --> 01:41:35,458 Aw. 1910 01:41:35,541 --> 01:41:36,958 I am so proud of you. 1911 01:41:37,041 --> 01:41:38,166 Aw, thanks, Marth. 1912 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,541 I'm so lucky to have you as a friend. 1913 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:49,375 Congrats, Steph. 1914 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:50,833 Thanks. 1915 01:41:50,916 --> 01:41:53,333 Now, to end our ceremony, I'd like to invite 1916 01:41:53,416 --> 01:41:57,666 our 2022 class valedictorian, Janet Singh. 1917 01:42:00,166 --> 01:42:01,833 - After you. - Thank you! 1918 01:42:05,083 --> 01:42:06,250 Go, Janet! 1919 01:42:08,583 --> 01:42:10,208 Okay, listen up. 1920 01:42:10,291 --> 01:42:14,375 It is hot as hell, and this ceremony is way too long. 1921 01:42:14,458 --> 01:42:16,666 So I'm just gonna say one thing. 1922 01:42:16,750 --> 01:42:19,791 Who you are in high school doesn't define you. 1923 01:42:20,666 --> 01:42:23,166 And I would also like to officially announce 1924 01:42:23,250 --> 01:42:25,583 my campaign for US president. 1925 01:42:25,666 --> 01:42:27,583 Vote for me in 2040. 1926 01:42:28,125 --> 01:42:29,125 Yay! 1927 01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:35,916 And lastly, I have one question for all of you. 1928 01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:38,958 - Are you ready... - ♪ Are you ready ♪ 1929 01:42:39,041 --> 01:42:40,801 - ♪ For the Harding ♪ - ...for the Harding... 1930 01:42:41,916 --> 01:42:44,000 - ♪ Bulldogettes ♪ - ...Bulldogettes? 1931 01:42:46,625 --> 01:42:50,791 ♪ Oh, good gracious ass is bodacious Flirtatious, trying to show patience ♪ 1932 01:42:50,875 --> 01:42:53,892 - ♪ And can't nobody stop the juice... ♪ - No way. Stephanie's Dance Grooves? 1933 01:42:53,916 --> 01:42:56,375 - ♪ I said, it's gettin' hot in here ♪ - ♪ So hot ♪ 1934 01:42:56,458 --> 01:42:58,000 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 1935 01:42:58,083 --> 01:43:01,791 ♪ I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off ♪ 1936 01:43:01,875 --> 01:43:04,000 - ♪ It's gettin' hot in here ♪ - ♪ So hot ♪ 1937 01:43:04,083 --> 01:43:05,750 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 1938 01:43:05,833 --> 01:43:09,250 ♪ I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off ♪ 1939 01:43:13,791 --> 01:43:16,791 ♪ Come on over, come on over, baby ♪ 1940 01:43:17,750 --> 01:43:20,833 ♪ Come on over, come on, come on ♪ 1941 01:43:20,916 --> 01:43:22,458 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 1942 01:43:24,666 --> 01:43:25,958 - Ready? - Okay! 1943 01:43:26,041 --> 01:43:29,750 ♪ We are the Bulldogs We like it rough, rough, rough ♪ 1944 01:43:29,833 --> 01:43:33,041 ♪ No one can beat us No, we're too tough ♪ 1945 01:43:33,125 --> 01:43:34,325 - Strong arms! - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1946 01:43:34,375 --> 01:43:38,083 ♪ We fight to the finish We're in it to win it ♪ 1947 01:43:38,166 --> 01:43:41,583 - ♪ Ah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Moment, moment, moment ♪ 1948 01:43:43,541 --> 01:43:46,083 - ♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪ - Okay, I have to go. 1949 01:43:46,958 --> 01:43:50,583 - Kelly Clarkson! - ♪ For a moment like this ♪ 1950 01:43:50,666 --> 01:43:54,833 ♪ Some people search forever ♪ 1951 01:43:54,916 --> 01:43:57,958 ♪ For that one special kiss ♪ 1952 01:43:58,041 --> 01:44:04,333 ♪ Oh, I can't believe It's happening to me ♪ 1953 01:44:04,416 --> 01:44:08,125 ♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪ 1954 01:44:08,208 --> 01:44:12,500 ♪ For a moment, moment, moment ♪ 1955 01:44:25,208 --> 01:44:28,958 ♪ We are the Bulldogs We like it rough, rough, rough ♪ 1956 01:44:29,041 --> 01:44:31,708 ♪ No one can beat us No, we're too tough ♪ 1957 01:44:32,833 --> 01:44:35,750 ♪ We are the Bulldogs We are hot stuff ♪ 1958 01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:39,541 ♪ No one can beat us 'Cause we're enough ♪ 1959 01:44:40,416 --> 01:44:42,625 ♪ Yeah, yeah, we fight to the finish ♪ 1960 01:44:42,708 --> 01:44:44,416 ♪ We're in it to win it ♪ 1961 01:44:44,916 --> 01:44:48,583 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1962 01:44:48,666 --> 01:44:52,208 ♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪ 1963 01:44:52,291 --> 01:44:56,375 - ♪ For a moment, moment, moment ♪ - ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 1964 01:44:56,458 --> 01:44:59,166 ♪ Like this ♪ 1965 01:45:01,750 --> 01:45:04,583 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1966 01:45:08,125 --> 01:45:11,250 Well, then, we should go out? 1967 01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:14,041 No duh. 1968 01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:28,041 ♪ Some people say I look like me dad ♪ 1969 01:45:29,250 --> 01:45:30,916 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1970 01:45:32,125 --> 01:45:33,708 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1971 01:45:33,791 --> 01:45:35,125 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1972 01:45:38,083 --> 01:45:39,541 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1973 01:45:42,125 --> 01:45:45,000 ♪ I said, hey, boy Sittin' in your tree" ♪ 1974 01:45:45,083 --> 01:45:47,250 ♪ Mummy always wants you to come for tea ♪ 1975 01:45:47,333 --> 01:45:49,416 ♪ Don't be shy, straighten up your tie ♪ 1976 01:45:49,500 --> 01:45:51,958 ♪ Get down from your tree house Sittin' in the sky ♪ 1977 01:45:52,041 --> 01:45:53,833 ♪ I wanna know just what to do ♪ 1978 01:45:53,916 --> 01:45:56,250 ♪ Is it very big? Is there room for two? ♪ 1979 01:45:56,333 --> 01:45:58,208 ♪ I got a house with windows and doors ♪ 1980 01:45:58,291 --> 01:46:01,166 ♪ I'll show you mine If you show me yours ♪ 1981 01:46:01,250 --> 01:46:03,291 ♪ Gotta let me in ♪ 1982 01:46:03,375 --> 01:46:05,041 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1983 01:46:05,125 --> 01:46:07,875 ♪ Let the fun begin ♪ 1984 01:46:08,458 --> 01:46:10,000 ♪ Hey ♪ 1985 01:46:10,083 --> 01:46:11,916 ♪ I'm the wolf today ♪ 1986 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,583 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1987 01:46:13,666 --> 01:46:18,083 ♪ I'll huff, I'll puff I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away ♪ 1988 01:46:18,166 --> 01:46:19,750 ♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪ 1989 01:46:19,833 --> 01:46:21,625 ♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪ 1990 01:46:21,708 --> 01:46:23,833 ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪ 1991 01:46:24,958 --> 01:46:26,416 ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 1992 01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:28,208 ♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪ 1993 01:46:28,291 --> 01:46:30,416 ♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪ 1994 01:46:30,500 --> 01:46:33,708 - ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪ - ♪ Get a life... ♪ 1995 01:46:33,791 --> 01:46:36,000 Who doesn't want a Hummer on their big night? 1996 01:46:36,083 --> 01:46:37,541 Not me. 1997 01:46:37,625 --> 01:46:40,083 ♪ Do you ever get lonely Playing with your toys? ♪ 1998 01:46:40,166 --> 01:46:41,875 ♪ We can talk, we can sing ♪ 1999 01:46:41,958 --> 01:46:44,875 - ♪ I'll be the queen... ♪ - I love belly button play. 2000 01:46:44,958 --> 01:46:47,875 I really wanna get spit-roasted by two leather daddies. 2001 01:46:47,958 --> 01:46:50,875 Never before. I'm sex... sex nothing. 2002 01:46:50,958 --> 01:46:53,875 - Stop. - Okay, all righty. 2003 01:46:53,958 --> 01:46:55,791 ♪ Gotta let me in ♪ 2004 01:46:55,875 --> 01:46:57,958 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 2005 01:46:58,041 --> 01:47:00,458 ♪ Let the fun begin ♪ 2006 01:47:00,541 --> 01:47:01,750 - A-mark. - ♪ Hey ♪ 2007 01:47:01,833 --> 01:47:02,833 B-mark. 2008 01:47:02,875 --> 01:47:04,541 ♪ I'm the wolf today ♪ 2009 01:47:04,625 --> 01:47:06,416 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 2010 01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:07,916 ♪ I'll huff, I'll puff... ♪ 2011 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:09,875 I'm making a love heart sign. 2012 01:47:09,958 --> 01:47:11,375 ♪ I'll blow you away... ♪ 2013 01:47:11,458 --> 01:47:13,750 What am I doing? I'm just making a love heart. 2014 01:47:13,833 --> 01:47:15,625 Welcome to Book Corner with Sam Richardson. 2015 01:47:15,708 --> 01:47:16,958 ♪ Say to me ♪ 2016 01:47:17,041 --> 01:47:18,291 - ♪ Yeah... ♪ - Oh. 2017 01:47:18,375 --> 01:47:19,666 Oppa Gangnam Style. 2018 01:47:19,750 --> 01:47:21,500 - Oppa. Oppa. - Oppa Gangnam Style. 2019 01:47:22,375 --> 01:47:23,375 Yeah, very fast. 2020 01:47:23,416 --> 01:47:26,166 - ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪ - ♪ What do you know? ♪ 2021 01:47:26,750 --> 01:47:28,791 ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 2022 01:47:37,958 --> 01:47:38,833 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2023 01:47:38,916 --> 01:47:40,375 ♪ Na-na-na-eh ♪ 2024 01:47:41,208 --> 01:47:42,583 ♪ Na-na-na-oh ♪ 2025 01:47:43,250 --> 01:47:44,750 ♪ Na-na-na-eh ♪ 2026 01:47:45,333 --> 01:47:47,708 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 2027 01:47:47,791 --> 01:47:49,708 ♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪ 2028 01:47:49,791 --> 01:47:51,916 ♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪ 2029 01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:54,083 ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪ 2030 01:47:54,166 --> 01:47:56,500 ♪ Wanna say c'est la vie ♪ 2031 01:47:56,583 --> 01:47:58,416 ♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪ 2032 01:47:58,500 --> 01:48:00,708 ♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪ 2033 01:48:00,791 --> 01:48:02,666 ♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪ 2034 01:48:02,750 --> 01:48:04,125 ♪ Fight like me dad as well ♪ 2035 01:48:04,208 --> 01:48:06,125 ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 2036 01:48:07,583 --> 01:48:10,000 - ♪ Na-na-na-oh ♪ - ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 2037 01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:11,416 ♪ Na-na-na-eh ♪ 2038 01:48:11,916 --> 01:48:14,166 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 2039 01:48:16,791 --> 01:48:21,208 I really do want to go to college. So what do I need to do? 2040 01:48:21,291 --> 01:48:24,708 I... I would do anything. I mean, not... 2041 01:48:24,791 --> 01:48:25,708 Oh. 2042 01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:29,708 Sorry, I just... Yeah, I... I meant... anything. 2043 01:48:31,125 --> 01:48:33,541 No, I didn't... Sorry. I didn't mean that. I meant... 2044 01:48:33,625 --> 01:48:36,666 Oh my God. I meant I will do anything... 2045 01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:40,291 - Oh my God. - ...non-sexually. 2046 01:48:40,375 --> 01:48:44,875 Oh, good, good. Don't ever resort to that unless you have to. 2047 01:48:44,958 --> 01:48:47,666 And if that's what you wanna do with your life, then do it, 2048 01:48:47,750 --> 01:48:50,625 but don't do it with me. I'm terrible in bed. 2049 01:48:57,083 --> 01:49:00,958 ♪ If this is all I need And all I believe in ♪ 2050 01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:04,875 ♪ Will you keep singing Keep on moving forever? ♪ 2051 01:49:04,958 --> 01:49:08,791 ♪ I've got this feeling And I'm better than free ♪ 2052 01:49:08,875 --> 01:49:11,375 ♪ I'll keep on singing, keep on moving ♪ 2053 01:49:11,458 --> 01:49:12,708 ♪ Remember ♪ 2054 01:49:12,791 --> 01:49:14,666 ♪ Yeah, I'm waking up and go-go ♪ 2055 01:49:14,750 --> 01:49:16,500 ♪ Yeah, got me going loco ♪ 2056 01:49:16,583 --> 01:49:18,083 ♪ This is all I want ♪ 2057 01:49:18,166 --> 01:49:20,083 ♪ The beat is so strong ♪ 2058 01:49:20,166 --> 01:49:22,541 ♪ Yeah, I'm waking up and go-go ♪ 2059 01:49:22,625 --> 01:49:24,541 ♪ Yeah, got me going loco ♪ 2060 01:49:24,625 --> 01:49:26,000 ♪ This is all I want ♪ 2061 01:49:26,083 --> 01:49:28,333 ♪ The beat is so strong ♪ 2062 01:49:29,458 --> 01:49:31,208 ♪ Uh, ah-ah ♪ 2063 01:49:31,291 --> 01:49:33,125 ♪ Uh, ah-ah ♪ 2064 01:49:33,208 --> 01:49:35,083 ♪ Uh, ah-ah ♪ 2065 01:49:35,166 --> 01:49:37,666 ♪ Got me dancing all night long ♪ 2066 01:49:37,750 --> 01:49:41,250 ♪ I'm waking up and go No, never taking it slow ♪ 2067 01:49:41,333 --> 01:49:45,166 ♪ Will you keep talking Keep on grooving forever? ♪ 2068 01:49:45,250 --> 01:49:49,083 ♪ I've got this feeling And I'm higher than free ♪ 2069 01:49:49,166 --> 01:49:51,375 ♪ I'll keep on living Keep on moving ♪ 2070 01:49:51,458 --> 01:49:52,958 ♪ Remember ♪ 2071 01:49:53,041 --> 01:49:55,041 ♪ Yeah, I'm waking up and go-go ♪ 2072 01:49:55,125 --> 01:49:57,041 ♪ Yeah, got me going loco ♪ 2073 01:49:57,125 --> 01:49:58,375 ♪ This is all I want ♪ 2074 01:49:58,458 --> 01:50:00,250 ♪ The beat is so strong ♪ 2075 01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:02,708 ♪ Uh, ah-ah ♪ 2076 01:50:02,791 --> 01:50:04,458 ♪ Uh, ah-ah ♪ 2077 01:50:04,541 --> 01:50:06,583 ♪ Uh, ah-ah ♪ 2078 01:50:06,666 --> 01:50:08,833 ♪ Got me dancing all night long ♪ 2079 01:50:08,916 --> 01:50:10,083 ♪ This is all I want ♪ 2080 01:50:10,166 --> 01:50:12,208 ♪ The beat is so strong ♪ 2081 01:50:12,291 --> 01:50:13,958 ♪ The beat is so strong ♪ 2082 01:50:14,041 --> 01:50:17,000 ♪ Got me dancing all night long ♪ 2083 01:50:19,125 --> 01:50:20,250 ♪ Let me talk it out ♪ 2084 01:50:21,625 --> 01:50:22,625 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2085 01:50:23,291 --> 01:50:24,625 ♪ Listen up right here ♪ 2086 01:50:26,208 --> 01:50:30,166 ♪ Lately, I've been picking Picking up on you ♪ 2087 01:50:30,250 --> 01:50:34,458 ♪ Oh, every time you come around There's something new ♪ 2088 01:50:34,541 --> 01:50:38,666 ♪ So let me in your mind Yeah, let me read the room ♪ 2089 01:50:38,750 --> 01:50:43,291 ♪ Yeah, we can work it out If we just let it loose ♪ 2090 01:50:44,708 --> 01:50:45,708 ♪ You know ♪ 2091 01:50:46,625 --> 01:50:48,125 ♪ All I've got to say is ♪ 2092 01:50:50,208 --> 01:50:51,958 ♪ I'm running outta patience ♪ 2093 01:50:52,041 --> 01:50:53,208 ♪ He-hey ♪ 2094 01:50:54,583 --> 01:50:56,250 ♪ No more playing ♪ 2095 01:50:56,750 --> 01:50:58,375 ♪ You hear what I'm saying? ♪ 2096 01:50:58,458 --> 01:51:00,541 ♪ I'm running outta I'm running outta ♪ 2097 01:51:00,625 --> 01:51:02,041 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 2098 01:51:02,708 --> 01:51:04,791 ♪ No misbehaving ♪ 2099 01:51:04,875 --> 01:51:06,958 ♪ 'Cause I'm running outta patience ♪ 2100 01:51:07,041 --> 01:51:09,583 ♪ I'm running outta I'm running outta ♪ 2101 01:51:15,541 --> 01:51:18,000 ♪ I'm running outta I'm running outta ♪ 2102 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,000 ♪ You know ♪ 2103 01:51:20,875 --> 01:51:22,500 ♪ All I've got to say is ♪ 2104 01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:26,208 ♪ I'm running outta patience ♪ 2105 01:51:28,416 --> 01:51:30,750 ♪ I'm running outta I'm running outta ♪ 2106 01:51:37,166 --> 01:51:39,333 ♪ I'm running outta I'm running outta ♪ 165875