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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> John: WELCOME, WELCOME,
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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"
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I'M JOHN OLIVER.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR JOINING US.
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IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK.
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FINLAND AND SWEDEN APPLIED TO
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JOIN NATO, GEORGE W. BUSH
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BASICALLY ADMITTED TO WAR CRIMES
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BY ACCIDENT, AND MONKEYPOX CASES
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WERE REPORTED IN MULTIPLE
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COUNTRIES, TO WHICH WE ALL
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COLLECTIVELY SAID, "NOT NOW!"
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BUT WE'RE GOING TO START WITH
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THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
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ON TUESDAY, ALL THESE STATES
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HELD THEIR PRIMARIES, RESULTING
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IN, AMONG OTHER THINGS, MADISON
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CAWTHORN LOSING HIS, MEANING
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HE'S NOW OFFICIALLY SET A RECORD
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FOR SHORTEST TERM TO EVER BE
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SERVED BY A LITTLE BITCH.
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ALTHOUGH PERHAPS THE MOST
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CONSEQUENTIAL NEWS CAME OUT OF
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THE KEY SWING STATE OF
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PENNSYLVANIA.
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THEIR REPUBLICAN SENATE RACE
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SEEMS HEADED FOR A RECOUNT AFTER
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DAVID MCCORMICK AND OPRAH'S
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WORST GIVEAWAY WOUND UP
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IN A NEAR-TIE.
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AND THEIR GUBERNATORIAL RACE
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SAW THIS ALARMING RESULT.
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>> IN THE RACE FOR PENNSYLVANIA
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GOVERNOR, A TRUMP FAVORITE WON
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THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.
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FAR RIGHT STATE SENATOR DOUG
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MASTRIANO ENTHUSIASTICALLY
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PROMOTED THE LIE THAT WIDESPREAD
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ELECTION FRAUD LED TO THE FORMER
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PRESIDENT'S 2020 DEFEAT.
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HE ALSO MARCHED ON THE CAPITAL
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ON JANUARY 6TH, THOUGH MASTRIANO
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SAYS HE NEVER BROKE THE LAW.
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>> John: YEAH, HE MARCHED ON THE
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CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6TH,
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SOMETHING WHICH HAS BECOME
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A WEIRD POINT OF PRIDE FOR
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REPUBLICANS.
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IT'S LIKE HEARING SOMEONE BRAG
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THAT THEY WERE ON THE BOAT
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THE NIGHT NATALIE WOOD DIED.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE
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TROUBLING -- THAT YOU THINK THAT
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MAKES YOU SOUND GOOD OR THAT
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SOME PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY AGREE
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WITH YOU.
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BUT MASTRIANO WENT BEYOND
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MARCHING.
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AS STATE SENATOR, HE HELD
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A HEARING AMPLIFYING
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TRUMP'S ELECTION CONSPIRACIES,
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FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST
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RUDY GIULIANI.
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AND HE'S MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE'S
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ACUTELY AWARE OF HOW MUCH POWER
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HE'D HAVE AS GOVERNOR OVER THE
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NEXT ELECTION.
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>> I COULD DECERTIFY EVERY
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MACHINE IN THE STATE WITH THE
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STROKE OF A PEN VIA MY SECRETARY
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OF STATE.
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I ALREADY HAVE THE SECRETARY OF
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STATE PICKED OUT.
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IT'S A WORLD-CLASS PERSON THAT
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KNOWS VOTING INTEGRITY BETTER
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THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE NATION,
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I THINK, AND I ALREADY HAVE A
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TEAM THAT'S GONNA BE BUILT
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AROUND THAT INDIVIDUAL.
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>> John: WOW, THAT'S OMINOUS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO HE'S GOT IN
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MIND, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THERE'S
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NO WAY THEY'RE A WORLD-CLASS
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PERSON.
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BECAUSE, ONE, ANYONE MASTRIANO
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LIKES IS IMMEDIATELY SUSPICIOUS,
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AND TWO, THE ONLY TRULY
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"WORLD-CLASS" PEOPLE ON THE
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PLANET ARE DOLLY PARTON AND...
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END OF LIST.
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AND EVEN IF MASTRIANO DIDN'T
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SEEM HELL-BENT ON THROWING
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ELECTIONS TO TRUMP,
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HE WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE.
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HE'S PROMISED TO ESTABLISH
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PENNSYLVANIA AS A SECOND
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AMENDMENT SANCTUARY
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AND SUPPORTS A TOTAL BAN ON
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ABORTION WITH NO EXCEPTIONS FOR
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RAPE, INCEST, OR SITUATIONS
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WHERE THE MOTHER MIGHT DIE.
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WHICH ISN'T REALLY A SURPRISE,
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AS HE TENDS TO WEAR HIS FAITH ON
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HIS SLEEVE, AND SOMETIMES EVEN
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AROUND HIS NECK, WITH AN ARRAY
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OF MESSAGE TIES, INCLUDING THIS
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BURGUNDY DISASTER THAT SAYS,
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"GAVE PROOF
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THROUGH THE NIGHT, IN GOD WE
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TRUST," WHICH IS...
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NOT HOW THAT SONG GOES.
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THIS CHAOTIC NIGHTMARE WITH
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WORDS LIKE "PRAISE GOD" AND
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"PRAISE HIM" IN A DESIGN I CAN
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ONLY DESCRIBE AS "BIBLICAL XEROX
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MISTAKE."
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AND THIS ONE THAT SAYS, "WITH
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GOD, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE,"
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WHICH I'M GUESSING COMES FROM
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THE JC PENNEY "YOUTH MINISTER
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DUI HEARING" SECTION.
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AND MASTRIANO HAS FLIRTED WITH
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THE EXTREME FRINGES OF HIS
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PARTY.
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JUST RECENTLY, HE WAS ADVERTISED
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AS A SPEAKER FOR A CONFERENCE
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ORGANIZED BY FRANCINE AND ALLEN
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FOSDICK, SELF-DESCRIBED PROPHETS
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WHO HAVE LONG PROMOTED QANON.
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AND WHILE, IN THE PAST, HIS
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SPOKESPERSON HAS TRIED TO
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DISTANCE HIM FROM THOSE PEOPLE,
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SAYING HE "STRONGLY CONDEMNS
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THE QANON CONSPIRACY THEORY,"
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HE NOT ONLY TURNED UP
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TO THE EVENT BUT WAS PRESENTED
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ONSTAGE WITH AN UNUSUAL GIFT.
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>> WE JUST THANK YOU FOR BEING
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A PART OF THIS CONFERENCE,
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BEING A PART OF ALL OF
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OUR LIVES, AND REALLY MAKING
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A DIFFERENCE AND SETTING
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A PRECEDENT FOR PENNSYLVANIA,
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BUT NOT ONLY PENNSYLVANIA,
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FOR OUR COUNTRY.
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THANK YOU, BOTH OF YOU, SO MUCH.
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AMEN.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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WHERE'S GOLIATH?
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>> John: YOU KNOW,
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IT'S GENUINELY HARD TO PICK THE
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WILDEST PART OF THAT --
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FROM THE PLASTIC EAGLE
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THAT SEEMS TO BE
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TELEPATHICALLY SCREAMING
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"I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS,"
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TO THIS GENTLEMAN'S ALL-AMERICAN
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FLAG ELEGANZA, TO THE FACT
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MASTRIANO WAS GIVEN A FULL-SIZED
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SWORD AS A GIFT, A TOKEN OF
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APPRECIATION THAT SCREAMS
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"HAVE FUN GETTING
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THIS TO YOUR CAR."
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ANYWAY, THE FACT IS, MASTRIANO
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IS NOW THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE
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AND WILL BE RUNNING THIS FALL
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AGAINST DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE
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JOSH SHAPIRO, WHO'S CURRENTLY
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THE STATE'S A.G.
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HE ACTUALLY RAN UNOPPOSED,
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SO HE DIDN'T HAVE TO CAMPAIGN.
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BUT HE CHOSE TO GET INVOLVED IN
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THE REPUBLICAN RACE ANYWAY BY
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RUNNING ADS CLEARLY DESIGNED TO
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BOOST MASTRIANO AMONG THE
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CONSERVATIVE BASE.
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>> IF MASTRIANO WINS, IT'S A WIN
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FOR WHAT DONALD TRUMP STANDS
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FOR.
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>> THIS STATEWIDE AD IS PAID FOR
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BY SHAPIRO FOR PENNSYLVANIA,
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GAMBLING THAT BY BOOSTING A MORE
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RIGHT-WING CANDIDATE IN A SWING
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STATE, DEMOCRATS COME OUT ON TOP
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THIS NOVEMBER.
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>> John: WELL,
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THAT IS FUCKING RISKY.
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BECAUSE LOOK, I GET THE TACTIC
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BEHIND WANTING TO CHOOSE AN
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OPPONENT THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE
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A BETTER CHANCE OF BEATING.
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BUT AS HAS BEEN MADE PAINFULLY
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CLEAR OVER THE LAST DECADE, THE
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MOST EXTREME REPUBLICAN ISN'T
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NECESSARILY THE LEAST ELECTABLE.
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SO I REALLY HOPE DEMOCRATS KNOW
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WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH
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MASTRIANO, BUT THEY'D BE MAKING
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A HUGE MISTAKE IN
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UNDERESTIMATING HIM.
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BECAUSE, IF I MAY QUOTE MY OWN
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FAVORITE TIE, "ALL THINGS ARE
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POSSIBLE, AND MOST OF THOSE
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POSSIBILITIES ARE VERY BAD."
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AND NOW THIS.
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>> Announcer: -- SOME THINGS
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THEY SAY IN TEXAS.
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>> THERE'S A SAYING IN TEXAS
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WHEN YOUR BIRD HUNTING, SHORTED
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EVERYTHING, TAKE CREDIT FOR
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ANYTHING THAT FALLS.
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>> AS WE SAY IN TEXAS WHILE
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USING NUTCRACKER IF YOU'VE GOT
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ACCESS TO A SLEDGEHAMMER.
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>> THE ONLY THING YOU FIND IN
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TEXAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
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IS YELLOW STRIPES AND DEAD
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ARMADILLOS.
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>> EVERY RAT YOU SEE, THERE'S 50
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YOU DON'T.
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>> LIKE WE SAY IN TEXAS, AND GET
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IT.
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>> IN TEXAS WE HAVE A DEAL
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CALLED DON'T LET YOUR ALLIGATOR
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MOUTH OVERLOAD YOUR HUMMINGBIRD
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REAR END.
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>> I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT
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MEANS.
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>> HOGS GET SLAUGHTERED.
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IF HE WERE BACON, HE WOULDN'T
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SIZZLE.
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>> IT WAS A HORNSWAGGLE.
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>> CLOSE THE BARN DOOR BEFORE
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THE COW GETS OUT.
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>> AS WE SAY IN TEXAS THAT AIN'T
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NO POLAR BEAR.
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>> AS WE LOOK AT THIS IN TEXAS,
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ALL HAT, NO CATTLE.
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>> ALL HAT, NO CATTLE.
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>> ALL HAT, NO CATTLE.
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>> WHAT THE TEXANS CALL ALL
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CATTLE, NO HAT.
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>> NO.
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>> John: MOVING ON.
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OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS
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SANDWICHES.
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SPECIFICALLY, SUBWAY SANDWICHES,
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DAD'S ATTEMPT AT DINNER.
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IT CAN SEEM LIKE SUBWAY'S IN THE
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NEWS PRETTY OFTEN, AND IT'S
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RARELY FOR ANYTHING GOOD.
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>> FAST-FOOD CHAIN SUBWAY BEING
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SUED FOR FRAUD ACCUSED OF
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SELLING TUNA THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY
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TUNA.
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>> IRELAND'S SUPREME COURT SAYS
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SUBWAY'S BREAD CAN'T LEGALLY BE
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CALLED BREAD BECAUSE IT CONTAINS
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TOO MUCH SUGAR.
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>> SUBWAY CUSTOMERS ARE FILING
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LAWSUITS AGAINST THE GLOBAL
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SANDWICH CHAIN SAYING ITS
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FOOTLONG SANDWICHES AREN'T
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REALLY A FOOT LONG.
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>> THESE ARE THE SHOCKING
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PICTURES THAT STARTED
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EVERYTHING.
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THEY WERE POSTED ON A SOCIAL
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MEDIA SITE AND ONE SHOWS A MAN
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PUTTING HIS GENITALS ON WHAT
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APPEARS TO BE SUBWAY BREAD DOUGH
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WITH THE CAPTION, "I WILL BE
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YOUR SANDWICH ARTIST TODAY."
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>> John: LOOK, BLURRED OR NOT,
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THAT PENIS ISN'T EVEN THE MOST
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OFFENSIVE PART OF THAT PHOTO.
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LOOK AT THE BREAD.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD'S DRAWING
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OF ED SHEERAN.
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AND THE SAD THING IS, YOU KNOW,
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JUST BY TOUCHING THE BREAD WITH
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THAT PENIS, THE PENIS IS RUINED
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FOREVER.
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HE'S GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST
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THROW IT IN THE TRASH.
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BUT OF COURSE, WHEN YOU HEAR
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"P.R. NIGHTMARE FOR SUBWAY,"
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YOUR HEAD IMMEDIATELY GOES TO
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THIS MAN, JARED.
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HE WAS THE FACE OF SUBWAY
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FOR 15 YEARS AFTER CLAIMING
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HE LOST 200 POUNDS,
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THANKS IN PART TO EATING
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SUBWAY EVERY DAY.
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HE EVEN FEATURED IN NEWS PUFF
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PIECES LIKE THIS, THAT PLAY A
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LOT DIFFERENTLY IN HINDSIGHT.
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>> JARED TAKES HIS PANTS ON THE
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ROAD 200 DAYS A YEAR, SPEAKING
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TO KIDS ABOUT NUTRITION.
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>> EVERYBODY NEEDS TO MAKE SURE
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THEY MAKE REALLY, REALLY GOOD
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HEALTHY DECISIONS EVERY DAY, SO
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THEY NEVER, EVER PUT THEMSELVES
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IN A POSITION TO HAVE TO WEAR
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JARED'S OLD PAIR OF PANTS.
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>> John: YEAH, YOU HEARD HIM,
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KIDS!
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STAY OUT OF JARED'S PANTS.
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NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN THERE.
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SUBWAY'S CLEARLY BEEN ON THE
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RECEIVING END OF A LOT OF
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TERRIBLE STORIES, AND TO DEAL
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WITH EACH ONE JUST QUICKLY:
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JARED'S A MONSTER AND SUBWAY
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SHOULD'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUSPICIOUS
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OF A MAN WILLING TO EAT THEIR
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TERRIBLE PRODUCT EVERY DAY.
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NOT-QUITE A FOOTLONG?
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THAT IS A BULLSHIT LAWSUIT,
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DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
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DOUGH-DONG?
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THAT DID HAPPEN, AND IT'S
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OBJECTIVELY FUNNY.
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IRELAND'S COURT RULING THAT
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SUBWAY'S BREAD CAN'T BE CALLED
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BREAD?
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THE COMPANY INSISTS, "SUBWAY'S
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BREAD IS, OF COURSE, BREAD."
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AND IF YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT THE
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TUNA, YOU CAN JUST VISIT
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SubwayTunaFacts.com, A REAL
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WEBSITE THE COMPANY FELT IT HAD
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TO LAUNCH TO DEBUNK TUNA MYTHS.
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ALTHOUGH THE MOMENT YOU'VE DONE
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THAT, IT DOES FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
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ALREADY LOSING THE ARGUMENT.
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BUT EVEN PUTTING ALL THOSE
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STORIES ASIDE, SUBWAY'S STILL
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WORTH LOOKING AT TONIGHT FOR A
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NUMBER OF REASONS, STARTING WITH
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THE FACT THAT IT'S A LOT BIGGER
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THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
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SUBWAY'S ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST
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RESTAURANT CHAIN IN THE U.S. BY
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NUMBER OF LOCATIONS, AND FOR
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AWHILE, THEY HAD THE MOST
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LOCATIONS OF ANY RESTAURANT
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WORLDWIDE, BEATING BOTH
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STARBUCKS AND McDONALD'S.
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BUT IN RECENT YEARS,
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THINGS HAVE TAKEN A TURN.
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THOUSANDS OF ITS RESTAURANTS
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HAVE CLOSED, AND SOME
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FRANCHISEES -- THE PEOPLE WHO
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OWN AND OPERATE THEIR
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RESTAURANTS -- ARE GETTING
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RESTLESS.
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HERE IN THE U.S., 100 OF THEM
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GOT TOGETHER AND WROTE AN OPEN
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LETTER LAST YEAR, STATING THAT
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"FOR MANY OF US, THIS DREAM HAS
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TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE."
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AND OVERSEAS, FRANCHISEES HAVE
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GIVEN INTERVIEWS LIKE THIS.
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>> ARE FRANCHISEES FRIGHTENED?
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>> PEOPLE ARE TERRIFIED.
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I FEEL THREATENED, BECAUSE I'M
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SCARED IF THEY TARGET US.
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>> FRANCHISEES CLAIM MANY WANT
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TO GET OUT, BUT SAY THEY CAN'T
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BECAUSE HEAD OFFICE WON'T
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APPROVE IT UNLESS EXPENSIVE
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REFURBISHMENTS ARE DONE.
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>> WE WANT TO ESCAPE, BUT THEY
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MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO
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SELL.
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>> John: HOLY SHIT.
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YOU KNOW IT'S SERIOUS WHEN THEY
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USE A VOICE MODULATOR THAT CAN
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ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS
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"AUTOTUNED ANDRE THE GIANT."
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AND REMEMBER, THIS IS ABOUT
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A RESTAURANT THAT SELLS
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HAM SANDWICHES.
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WHAT'S THE WORST SUBWAY COULD DO
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TO THAT MAN?
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MAKE HIM EAT ONE?
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AND IF YOUR FRANCHISEES ARE
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GIVING INTERVIEWS LIKE THEY'RE
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IN WITNESS PROTECTION AND THE
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PUBLIC IS CONSTANTLY DEBATING IF
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YOUR BREAD IS BREAD, YOUR TUNA
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IS TUNA, AND WHETHER OR NOT YOUR
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SANDWICHES ARE FILLED WITH
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DICKS, SOMETHING HAS CLEARLY
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GONE VERY WRONG.
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SO TONIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT
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SUBWAY: WHERE IT CAME FROM,
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WHAT ITS BUSINESS MODEL IS,
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AND WHY THERE ARE
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SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM.
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AND LET'S START WITH A LITTLE
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HISTORY.
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SUBWAY WAS FOUNDED AS A SINGLE
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SUB SHOP CALLED PETE'S SUPER
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SUBMARINES BACK IN 1965 BY FRED
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DELUCA, WHO RAN THE COMPANY
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UNTIL HIS DEATH IN 2015.
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AND TO GIVE YOU A SENSE OF WHAT
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KIND OF MANAGER HE WAS.
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THE COMPANY ONCE DISTRIBUTED A
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LITERALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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CALENDAR TO ITS EMPLOYEES,
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FEATURING PHOTOS OF SHIRTLESS
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SUBWAY EXECUTIVES,
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INCLUDING FRED AS MR. JANUARY.
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AND I HAVE A LOT TO SAY
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ABOUT THIS,
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THE LEAST IMPORTANT OF WHICH IS,
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WHY IS THIS GUY IN A BATHROOM?
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THE THEME IS CLEARLY
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"BUSINESS BUT MAKE IT NIPPLES"
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NOT "POLAROIDS OF UNCLE DALE
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BEFORE A SCRUB DOWN."
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ANYWAY, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING,
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DELUCA WAS ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED
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WITH EXPANSION.
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EVEN THOUGH THE BUSINESS DIDN'T
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MAKE A PROFIT FOR 15 YEARS,
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HE KEPT OPENING SUBWAYS ANYWAY,
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IN ORDER TO, AS HE LATER SAID,
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"CREATE THE IMAGE OF SUCCESS"
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SO IT REALLY SEEMS THAT SUBWAY'S
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BUSINESS STRATEGY WAS BASICALLY,
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"FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT,"
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WHICH APPARENTLY, OUR LAWYERS
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SAY I CANNOT SUGGEST ALSO
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APPLIES TO THEIR TUNA,
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SO I WON'T.
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I WILL NOT SUGGEST THAT.
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THE POINT IS, DELUCA HAD AN
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INSATIABLE DESIRE FOR GROWTH.
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WHICH MAY BE WHY, IN THE
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MID-'70s, SUBWAY MOVED TO THE
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FRANCHISE MODEL.
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THE BENEFIT FOR THE COMPANY
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BEING THAT THEY COULD HAVE MORE
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LOCATIONS THAT WAY,
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AND THE BENEFIT FOR
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FRANCHISEES, THEORETICALLY,
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BEING THAT THEY COULD SELL AN
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ESTABLISHED PRODUCT WITH BRAND
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RECOGNITION WITH THE PROMISE OF
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BEING THEIR OWN BOSS.
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AND THERE'S ACTUALLY ONE OTHER
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KEY DRAW ABOUT SUBWAY
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SPECIFICALLY, AND THAT IS
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JUST HOW SIMPLE IT IS TO
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OPEN ONE.
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>> SUBWAY'S EXTREME UBIQUITY ALL
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COMES DOWN TO THEIR STREAMLINED
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SETUP.
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NO DEEP FRYERS, NO GAS GRILLS,
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SO THEY CAN BUILD PRETTY MUCH
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ANYWHERE.
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GOT A PLUG?
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THAT'S PRACTICALLY ALL IT TAKES
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TO OPEN A SUBWAY.
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>> John: IT'S TRUE.
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YOU REALLY DON'T NEED THAT MUCH
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TO OPEN A SUBWAY,
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ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE
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HOW REASSURING IT IS
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THAT ALL YOU NEED IS A PLUG.
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AFTER ALL, IT'S A RESTAURANT
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SERVING HUMAN FOOD,
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NOT AN AIR MATTRESS.
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BUT SUBWAY'S START-UP COSTS
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HAVE INDEED BEEN SIGNIFICANTLY
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LOWER THAN MANY OF ITS
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COMPETITORS.
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IT USUALLY COSTS BETWEEN AROUND
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$200,000 AND $500,000 TO OPEN
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A SUBWAY, COMPARED WITH
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A McDONALD'S, WHICH CAN COST
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BETWEEN 1.3 MILLION
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AND NEARLY 2.5 MILLION.
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AND THAT MIGHT HELP EXPLAIN
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WHY SUBWAY OWNERS TEND TO BE
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INDIVIDUALS AND FAMILIES,
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MANY OF THEM IMMIGRANTS, UNLIKE
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CHAINS SUCH AS McDONALD'S, WHERE
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MANY RESTAURANTS ARE OPERATED BY
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INVESTMENT FIRMS.
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BUT THAT LOW ENTRY FEE COMES
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WITH SOME SIGNIFICANT CATCHES.
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FIRST: SUBWAYS BRING IN A LOT
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LESS MONEY THAN OTHER CHAINS.
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AN AVERAGE ONE GENERATES AROUND
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$400,000 A YEAR
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COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE
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JIMMY JOHNS WHICH BRINGS IN MORE
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THAN DOUBLE THAT OR AN AVERAGE
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McDONALD'S, WHICH GENERATES OVER
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$3 MILLION.
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BUT ON TOP OF THAT, SUBWAY
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FRANCHISEES ALSO HAVE TO PAY A
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LOT MORE BACK TO THEIR COMPANY.
515
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,734
BECAUSE WHILE McDONALD'S ASKS
516
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,002
ITS RESTAURANTS TO PAY THEM
517
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,071
EIGHT PERCENT OF GROSS SALES,
518
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:02,007
SUBWAY DEMANDS 12.5%.
519
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,976
SPECIFICALLY, AN 8% ROYALTY FEE
520
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,778
AND ANOTHER 4.5% THAT GOES
521
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,880
TOWARD ADVERTISING.
522
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,148
THOSE ARE SOME OF THE HIGHEST
523
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,950
FEES OF ANY CHAIN.
524
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,585
ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY, SUBWAY PUTS
525
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,688
THOSE AD FEES TO HEAVY USE.
526
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,922
BECAUSE THEY ARE THE REASON YOU
527
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,857
CAN'T TURN ON YOUR TV WITHOUT
528
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,125
BEING BOMBARDED BY COMMERCIALS
529
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,360
FEATURING STEPH CURRY,
530
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,862
TOM BRADY, AND MEGAN RAPINOE
531
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,297
PRETENDING THEY'RE ALL STANDING
532
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,032
IN THE SAME PLACE AND WILLING
533
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,167
TO PUT SLOPPY BREAD CANNONS
534
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,402
INTO THEIR GOD BODS.
535
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,904
AND IT'S NOT JUST ADS.
536
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,172
SUBWAY HAS DONE A SIGNIFICANT
537
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,073
AMOUNT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT
538
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,341
IN SHOWS AND MOVIES LIKE
539
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,309
"THE BIGGEST LOSER,"
540
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,010
"TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED
541
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,045
BEFORE," AND "CHUCK."
542
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,113
I WAS EVEN PART OF ONE OF THEM
543
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,182
YEARS AGO, IN AN EPISODE OF
544
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,217
"COMMUNITY," WHICH I HAVE ZERO
545
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,053
MEMORY OF FILMING.
546
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,989
BUT UNLIKE MY FORGETTABLE DAYS
547
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,658
AS A CORPORATE SANDWICH VESSEL,
548
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,093
SOME OF THAT PLACEMENT IS PRETTY
549
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:54,860
HARD TO MISS, LIKE IN THIS
550
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,228
INCREDIBLE SCENE
551
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,364
FROM "HAWAII 5-0."
552
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,765
>> THIS SUBWAY SANDWICH,
553
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,300
SO ONO.
554
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,134
>> OKAY, SO YOU'RE EATING THESE
555
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,202
TO LOSE WEIGHT?
556
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,236
IS THAT -- IS THAT RIGHT?
557
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,204
>> IT WORKED FOR JARED,
558
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,306
AND THAT BOY WAS LARGE.
559
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,807
BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT IT,
560
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:09,608
THEY MAKE IT ANY WAY
561
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,709
YOU WANT IT.
562
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,544
CHECK THIS ONE.
563
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,213
SWEET ONION CHICKEN TERIYAKI
564
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,347
WITH JALAPEÑOS AND BANANA
565
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,982
PEPPERS.
566
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,484
NOW, YOU PUT THAT WITH THIS,
567
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,153
TURKEY BLT, BAM!
568
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,021
THAT'S SOME SERIOUS CULINARY
569
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,690
FUSION.
570
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,759
>> John: YOU KNOW, THAT SCENE
571
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:27,426
REMINDS ME OF AN OLD HOLLYWOOD
572
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,627
SAYING.
573
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,762
EVERY AD EXEC WANTS TO BE
574
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:30,629
A TELEVISION WRITER AND EVERY
575
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:31,330
TELEVISION WRITER
576
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,966
IS DEAD INSIDE.
577
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,734
BUT INCREDIBLY, EVEN THAT IS
578
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:36,535
SUBTLE NEXT TO THE PRODUCT
579
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,536
PLACEMENT SUBWAY ENGAGES IN
580
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,238
OVERSEAS.
581
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,806
PARTICULARLY IN KOREAN DRAMAS,
582
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,007
WHERE EVERY PLOT POINT SEEMS TO
583
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,410
OCCUR AT A SUBWAY.
584
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,744
HERE'S TWO CHARACTERS HAVING
585
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:46,612
A MEETING AT ONE.
586
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,346
HERE'S A GROUP OF MEN
587
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,347
CELEBRATING THE FACT --
588
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,915
REAL PLOT POINT, BY THE WAY --
589
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,283
THEIR FRIEND JUST WOKE UP
590
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,518
FROM A COMA, AND THEN
591
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:53,485
THERE'S THIS SCENE, WHICH IS --
592
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,053
I SWEAR I'M NOT
593
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,421
MAKING THIS UP -- ABOUT A GHOST
594
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,489
MAGICALLY EATING A SUBWAY
595
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,491
SANDWICH.
596
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,226
SUBWAY EVEN RELEASED ITS OWN
597
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,895
MINI-DRAMA ON YOUTUBE CALLED
598
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,029
"SOMEWAY," AND I'M GOING TO SHOW
599
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,497
YOU A SCENE FROM IT NOW,
600
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:10,102
AND I WARN YOU.
601
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,170
IT IS BREATHTAKING.
602
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,405
>> HAN WOO-RIM!
603
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:18,777
[BOTH SPEAKING KOREAN]
604
00:16:18,844 --> 00:17:04,790
♪ ♪
605
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,761
>> John: IT'S GOOD.
606
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:09,261
I MEAN IT'S REALLY GOOD.
607
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,129
AND NOT THAT YOU NEED IT,
608
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:10,896
BUT HERE'S SOME CONTEXT.
609
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,832
THAT CHARACTER WAS DATING THIS
610
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:14,333
GUY WHO WORKS AT SUBWAY,
611
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,067
AND EVERY DAY SHE ORDERED
612
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:15,868
THE PLANT-BASED SANDWICH
613
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:16,902
BECAUSE HE RECOMMENDED
614
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,203
IT TO HER, UNTIL ONE DAY, THIS
615
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,438
GUY, WHO -- WAIT FOR IT --
616
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,773
ALSO WORKS AT SUBWAY,
617
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,640
RECOMMENDED THE STEAK
618
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,674
AND CHEESE SANDWICH FOR HER
619
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:23,909
TO MIX IT UP.
620
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,077
THE SANDWICHES WERE A METAPHOR,
621
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,345
YOU SEE?
622
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,679
NOW, SHE HAD A DECISION TO MAKE:
623
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,814
STAY WITH HER USUAL OR GO WITH
624
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,516
A NEW FLAVOR?
625
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,450
WHICH WILL SHE CHOOSE?
626
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,918
PLANT OR STEAK?
627
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,485
TRIED AND TRUE
628
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,020
OR NEW AND EXCITING?
629
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,889
OBVIOUSLY, SHE CHOSE THE STEAK,
630
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:37,856
WHICH IS WHY WE GOT THAT KISS
631
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,958
IN FRONT OF A SUBWAY FRANCHISE.
632
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,026
IT'S ART, AND IT'S CINEMA,
633
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,162
AND IT'S SANDWICHES.
634
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,897
THE POINT IS, SUBWAY ADVERTISES
635
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,365
A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT, AND ITS
636
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,533
FRANCHISEES BENEFIT FROM THAT
637
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,435
BRAND-BUILDING.
638
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,270
BUT IN RETURN, SUBWAY EXPECTS
639
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,071
THEM TO WORK VERY HARD,
640
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,473
SOMETHING MADE PAINFULLY CLEAR
641
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,541
IN THIS VIDEO CREATED BY A
642
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:56,675
REGIONAL OFFICE, WHICH TAKES A
643
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,678
BIT OF A TURN HALFWAY THROUGH.
644
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,846
>> WHEN YOU BUY A FRANCHISE,
645
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,714
YOU ENTER INTO A FAMILY,
646
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,883
THE SUBWAY FAMILY.
647
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,051
WE MUST OWN WHAT IS OURS
648
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:06,852
TO OWN.
649
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,519
WE MUST LEAD WHAT IS OURS
650
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,555
TO LEAD.
651
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,856
WHETHER YOU SELL SANDWICHES,
652
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,024
DEVELOP STORES, OR EVALUATE
653
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,493
OPERATIONS, WE MUST DO OUR PART
654
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,627
TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY.
655
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,062
WHY?
656
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,597
BECAUSE IN THIS FAMILY, PEOPLE
657
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,365
MATTER, SO WE DON'T LET PEOPLE
658
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,134
DOWN BY BEING LAZY.
659
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,001
WE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT EACH
660
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,303
OTHER'S WORK.
661
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:25,103
WE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR
662
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,505
OURSELVES, AND WE CERTAINLY
663
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:34,313
DON'T GIVE UP.
664
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:34,980
>> John: OH, MY GOD.
665
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,549
IT'S A SANDWICH CULT.
666
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,317
AND IT'S ONE THAT SHOULD
667
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:38,984
PROBABLY THINK TWICE
668
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:39,685
ABOUT THREATENING THEIR
669
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:40,853
SO-CALLED FAMILY MEMBERS FOR
670
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:41,453
BEING LAZY WHEN THEY COULDN'T
671
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,020
EVEN PUT IN THE EFFORT TO
672
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:42,654
PROOF-READ THEIR OWN COPY,
673
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:43,288
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU
674
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,189
SPELL "BUY" AS IN "TO BUY A
675
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,958
FRANCHISE," AND THEY'VE LEFT OUT
676
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,060
THE WORD "TO" IN THIS SENTENCE.
677
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:48,994
BUT TO WHOEVER MADE THAT VIDEO,
678
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,028
DON'T WORRY.
679
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:50,963
AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY TWO LITTLE
680
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:51,930
MISTAKES.
681
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,432
THERE'S NO NEED TO "FELL SORRY
682
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,001
FOR YOURSELF."
683
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,736
AND THE THING IS, THERE IS ONLY
684
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,804
SO MUCH A FRANCHISE OWNER CAN DO
685
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,506
TO INCREASE THEIR EARNINGS, AS
686
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:01,773
THEY'RE LARGELY AT THE MERCY OF
687
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,641
DECISIONS THEIR PARENT COMPANY
688
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,375
MAKES.
689
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,843
SO IF SUBWAY DECIDES TO CHANGE
690
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,912
THE MENU OR REDESIGN THE STORES,
691
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,214
FRANCHISEES MAY BE ON THE HOOK
692
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,816
FOR THOSE COSTS.
693
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,084
ALSO, IF THE COMPANY ANNOUNCES
694
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,520
A PROMOTION OR A DISCOUNT,
695
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:15,187
STORES MAY HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH
696
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,655
IT, EVEN IF IT'S A MONEY LOSER
697
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:17,456
FOR THEM.
698
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,557
AND IT GETS EVEN WORSE.
699
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:19,491
BECAUSE THOSE ALREADY
700
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:20,993
RIDICULOUSLY TIGHT MARGINS HAVE
701
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,794
BEEN EXACERBATED BY SUBWAY'S
702
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,062
LONGTIME OBSESSION WITH
703
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,697
EXPANSION.
704
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,099
FOR DECADES, FRANCHISEES HAVE
705
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,001
COMPLAINED ABOUT SUBWAY ALLOWING
706
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,435
LOCATIONS TO OPEN NEAR EACH
707
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,170
OTHER AND CANNIBALIZING THEIR
708
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,338
BUSINESS.
709
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:34,606
IN FACT, HERE'S THE HEAD OF
710
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,440
A FRANCHISEE ASSOCIATION
711
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,708
DISCUSSING THE PROBLEM BACK
712
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,177
IN THE '90s.
713
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,546
>> WHAT THEY TELL YOU WHEN YOU
714
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:41,313
BUY THAT FRANCHISE IS,
715
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,581
"DON'T WORRY.
716
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:43,549
WE WOULDN'T PUT ANOTHER
717
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,950
FRANCHISE TOO CLOSE TO YOU.
718
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,285
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
719
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:46,885
WHY WOULD WE WANT TO HURT YOU
720
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:47,419
LIKE THAT?
721
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,421
YOU'RE ONE OF OUR PARTNERS."
722
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,956
REALITY IS, THEY'RE GOING TO DO
723
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691
WHATEVER THEY CAN DO THAT'S NOT
724
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,392
WRITTEN IN BLACK AND WHITE,
725
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,927
AND THEY DO IT.
726
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:55,994
>> John: OKAY, FIRST, THAT IS
727
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,829
SOME DRAMATIC CAMERAWORK.
728
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:58,697
BUT ALSO, POWER BANGS
729
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,799
IS COMPLETELY RIGHT THERE.
730
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,668
IN FACT, TO THIS DAY, SUBWAY
731
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,002
FRANCHISEES ARE TOLD THAT "YOU
732
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,571
WILL NOT RECEIVE AN EXCLUSIVE
733
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,239
TERRITORY," AND THEIR CONTRACT
734
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,341
STATES, "WE AND OUR AFFILIATES
735
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,410
HAVE UNLIMITED RIGHTS TO COMPETE
736
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,444
WITH YOU."
737
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:13,879
MEANING A SUBWAY COULD OPEN
738
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,514
RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS AND CUT YOUR
739
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,848
SALES IN HALF.
740
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,584
AND NONE OF THIS REALLY AFFECTS
741
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,685
SUBWAY CORPORATE.
742
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:20,352
THEY STILL GET THEIR
743
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,087
ROYALTY FEES ON ANY SALE,
744
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,189
PLUS A $15,000 FRANCHISE FEE
745
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,223
FOR EVERY NEW STORE THAT'S
746
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,426
OPENED.
747
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:28,627
THAT IS WHY THESE STORES ARE
748
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,095
FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
749
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,630
THERE ARE LITERALLY TEN SUBWAYS
750
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,298
IN A ONE-MILE RADIUS OF WHERE
751
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,467
I'M SITTING RIGHT NOW.
752
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,736
YOU COULD GO TO ALL TEN STORES,
753
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,704
ORDER A FOOTLONG AT EACH, AND BE
754
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,372
BACK HERE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.
755
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,506
AND THE REASON I KNOW THAT IS
756
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,976
I DID THAT, AND FRANKLY,
757
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,944
I'M INSTANTLY REGRETTING
758
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,213
MY DECISION.
759
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,415
BECAUSE NOW THIS ENTIRE STUDIO
760
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,450
IS ABOUT TO SMELL LIKE A SUBWAY,
761
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:52,818
WHICH, AS WE ALL KNOW IS THE
762
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,120
EXACT SMELL OF "WHAT IF BREAD
763
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,055
COULD FART?"
764
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,092
AND ALL OF THIS WAS BY DESIGN.
765
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:01,994
FRED DELUCA EVEN ONCE ATTEMPTED
766
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,428
TO CONVINCE A JOURNALIST THAT
767
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,430
MORE SUBWAY LOCATIONS RAISES
768
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,299
EVERYONE'S REVENUES BY
769
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,400
REFERENCING A GRAPH HIS
770
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,202
24-YEAR-OLD SON MADE, WHICH AN
771
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,703
ECONOMIST LATER REVIEWED,
772
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,305
SAYING, "IN MY VIEW, THIS TELLS
773
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,741
US ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
774
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:16,742
IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN WHY NOT
775
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:17,809
HAVE 15 SUBWAYS ON THE SAME
776
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,344
BLOCK?
777
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,345
WOULDN'T THEY ALL BE DOING
778
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,347
SPLENDIDLY?
779
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,349
THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY NOT."
780
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,517
AND THAT IS A LOT OF SASS COMING
781
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,720
FROM AN ECONOMIST.
782
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,788
"THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY NOT"
783
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,223
IS MUCH LIKE SUBWAY'S SPICY
784
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,924
ITALIAN SUB -- NOT ACTUALLY
785
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,459
SPICY IN THE LEAST BUT, GIVEN
786
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,894
THE SOURCE, ABOUT AS SPICY
787
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,830
AS YOU'RE GOING TO GET.
788
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:39,564
AND ENCROACHING ON THEIR OWN
789
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,766
TERRITORY ISN'T THE ONLY WAY
790
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,534
SUBWAY HAS ANGERED FRANCHISEES.
791
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,102
BECAUSE THEIR CORPORATE
792
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,671
STRUCTURE HAS LONG INVOLVED
793
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:46,672
SOMETHING CALLED BUSINESS
794
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,140
DEVELOPMENT AGENTS.
795
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:49,941
THESE ARE INDIVIDUALS -- OFTEN
796
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,510
FRANCHISE OWNERS THEMSELVES --
797
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:52,811
WHO CONTROL A CERTAIN AREA
798
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,413
AND ARE TASKED WITH FINDING
799
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,948
AND APPROVING NEW PEOPLE TO OPEN
800
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,216
STORES, GETTING A CUT OF
801
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,152
ROYALTIES FOR DOING THAT.
802
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,286
THEY'RE ALSO IN CHARGE OF
803
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,821
OVERSEEING INSPECTIONS OF STORES
804
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:03,555
IN THEIR AREA.
805
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,123
AND FOR MANY YEARS, FRANCHISEES
806
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,158
HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT
807
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:06,892
DEVELOPMENT AGENTS BEING
808
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,460
EXCEPTIONALLY HARSH WITH THOSE
809
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,195
INSPECTIONS, WITH ONE SAYING HE
810
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,930
WAS ONCE MARKED UP FOR SLICING
811
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:12,764
HIS VEGETABLES
812
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,200
IN A "CHOPPY" MANNER.
813
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,402
WHICH SEEMS PRETTY PETTY.
814
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,604
HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DO IT?
815
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,272
AND THERE'S AN INCENTIVE FOR
816
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,573
DEVELOPMENT AGENTS TO BE OVERLY
817
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,508
HARSH, BECAUSE IF A STORE GETS
818
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,277
MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS, THAT
819
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:26,945
FRANCHISEE'S AGREEMENT CAN BE
820
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,680
TERMINATED AND THE STORE CAN BE
821
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,148
RE-SOLD, SOMETIMES TO THE
822
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:31,783
BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT AGENT
823
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,285
THEMSELVES AT A DISCOUNTED
824
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,820
PRICE.
825
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:36,254
ONE FORMER INSPECTOR EVEN
826
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,056
DESCRIBED A DEVELOPMENT AGENT
827
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,458
TELLING HER THE EXACT STORE
828
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,426
OWNERS THAT HE WANTED TO FAIL,
829
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,627
ADDING, "I WAS KIND OF
830
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,229
HIS HIT MAN."
831
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,430
YOU KNOW,
832
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,999
NORMAL SANDWICH STUFF.
833
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,501
NOW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
834
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:50,335
SUBWAY INSISTS IT'S
835
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:50,969
TRANSITIONING AWAY FROM USING
836
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,104
DEVELOPMENT AGENTS
837
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,638
IN THE U.S. AND FROM HAVING THEM
838
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,207
BE THE ONES OVERSEEING
839
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:55,874
INSPECTIONS.
840
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,576
BUT EVEN SO, YOU MIGHT WELL BE
841
00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,211
WONDERING, GIVEN EVERYTHING
842
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,246
YOU'VE SEEN SO FAR, "WHY ON
843
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,115
EARTH WOULD ANYONE WANT TO OPEN
844
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,283
A SUBWAY WHEN IT HAS SOME OF
845
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,085
THE HIGHEST ROYALTIES, SOME OF
846
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,987
THE LOWEST SALES, AND A NEW
847
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,222
STORE COULD CONCEIVABLY OPEN
848
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,390
RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU?"
849
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,625
WELL, CRUCIALLY, POTENTIAL
850
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,594
OWNERS OFTEN DON'T FULLY KNOW
851
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,862
WHAT THEY'RE SIGNING UP FOR.
852
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,497
HERE'S ONE SUBWAY FRANCHISEE
853
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,166
INADVERTENTLY MAKING THIS POINT.
854
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,868
>> I BOUGHT MY ORIGINAL STORE
855
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,202
FROM A GUY WHO WAS INVOLVED WITH
856
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,137
SUBWAY, HAD BEEN INVOLVED FOR
857
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:27,172
ABOUT FIVE YEARS BEFORE ME.
858
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,041
AND THAT STORE, LITTLE DID I
859
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,376
KNOW, WAS THE LOWEST VOLUME
860
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,979
STORE IN THE MARKET.
861
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,080
WHEN I WENT TO MY FIRST OWNERS
862
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,581
MEETING, HIM AND HIS BUDDY SAID,
863
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,483
"HEY, LOLLIPOP," AND I SAID,
864
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,551
"WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME
865
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:40,952
LOLLIPOP?"
866
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:41,753
AND THEY SAID, "WELL, WE NEEDED
867
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,221
A SUCKER TO BUY COLUMBUS,"
868
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,222
WHICH WAS THE SUBWAY, RIGHT?
869
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:46,291
OUT OF 91 STORES IN THE MARKET,
870
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,993
IT WAS 91ST.
871
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:49,728
>> John: YEAH, THAT'S NOT GREAT.
872
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:50,695
IS IT?
873
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,663
IDEALLY YOU WOULD HAVE THAT KIND
874
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:52,464
OF INFORMATION BEFORE
875
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,431
YOU INVESTED.
876
00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:54,833
IT'S HARD TO TELL HOW SUCCESSFUL
877
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,401
A SUBWAY IS JUST FROM LOOKING AT
878
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:57,803
IT, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE FROM THE
879
00:23:57,869 --> 00:23:59,805
OUTSIDE, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE
880
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,674
"THE WORST ONE."
881
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,309
CURRENTLY THERE IS NO EASY WAY
882
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,744
TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU MIGHT EARN
883
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,412
BEFORE YOU OPEN A NEW SUBWAY,
884
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:08,814
FOR TWO REASONS.
885
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,648
FIRST, THE COMPANY
886
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:11,116
WON'T TELL YOU.
887
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,083
GENERALLY, WHEN IT COMES TO
888
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,152
FRANCHISES, THE FTC REQUIRES
889
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:15,287
THAT YOU ARE PROVIDED WITH
890
00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,288
WHAT'S CALLED A FRANCHISE
891
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,923
DISCLOSURE DOCUMENT, GIVING YOU
892
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,025
INFORMATION BEFORE YOU INVEST.
893
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,160
BUT IT DOESN'T REQUIRE COMPANIES
894
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,695
TO INCLUDE ANY DETAILS ABOUT HOW
895
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,330
STORES DO FINANCIALLY.
896
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,033
NOW, SOME COMPANIES DO PROVIDE
897
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,035
THIS, BUT IT'S VOLUNTARY.
898
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:30,769
FIREHOUSE SUBS, FOR INSTANCE,
899
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,437
HAS 17 PAGES DEDICATED TO
900
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,039
FINANCIAL PERFORMANCE,
901
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:37,542
BURGER KING'S INCLUDES 11 PAGES,
902
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,077
BUT SUBWAY HAS JUST TWO
903
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,478
PARAGRAPHS IN WHICH THEY SAY,
904
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,012
"WE DO NOT MAKE ANY
905
00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:41,713
REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT A
906
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,148
FRANCHISEE'S FUTURE FINANCIAL
907
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,617
PERFORMANCE OR THE PAST
908
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:46,685
FINANCIAL PERFORMANCE OF
909
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:47,786
FRANCHISED OUTLETS."
910
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,821
INSTEAD, FRED DELUCA ENCOURAGED
911
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,389
POTENTIAL OWNERS TO SIMPLY DO
912
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,824
THIS.
913
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:53,992
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WE REALLY WANT
914
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:56,394
PEOPLE TO DO IS GO FIND OUT
915
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,129
FROM OTHER FRANCHISEES
916
00:24:58,196 --> 00:24:58,597
RATHER THAN RELYING ON
917
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,332
WHAT WE MIGHT TELL YOU.
918
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,067
IT'S MUCH BETTER EXPERIENCE TO
919
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,336
TALK TO 10, 20 FRANCHISEES.
920
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,371
SOME WILL BE DOING VERY WELL,
921
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,907
SOME WON'T DO VERY WELL, AND YOU
922
00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,175
CAN THEN SIZE UP THE BUSINESS.
923
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:13,712
>> John: YEAH, OR YOU COULD
924
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:14,379
JUST TELL THEM INSTEAD OF MAKING
925
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:15,313
THEM GO TO 20 DIFFERENT SUBWAY
926
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,915
STORES.
927
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:17,816
I GUESS, LUCKILY FOR THEM,
928
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:18,550
YOU CAN FIND 20 OF THEM
929
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,986
ON ANY ONE BLOCK IN AMERICA.
930
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:22,053
BUT IT'S REALLY THE PRINCIPLE
931
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,355
OF THE MATTER HERE.
932
00:25:23,421 --> 00:25:24,556
BUT GETTING ACCURATE INFO CAN BE
933
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,124
VERY HARD TO DO.
934
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,058
FOR STARTERS, SOME FRANCHISEES
935
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,460
MAY BE RELUCTANT TO SPEAK
936
00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:30,595
BECAUSE A FEW YEARS AGO
937
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,197
SUBWAY ADDED AN AGGRESSIVE
938
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,465
NON-DISPARAGEMENT CLAUSE IN
939
00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:34,532
THEIR CONTRACT.
940
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:35,333
AND WHILE IT'S TRUE THAT THERE'S
941
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,201
A CARVE-OUT SAYING YOU'RE NOT
942
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,270
PROHIBITED FROM SHARING
943
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:39,104
INFORMATION IN GOOD FAITH WITH
944
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:40,572
ANY PROSPECTIVE FRANCHISEES, AS
945
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:41,840
ONE OF THEM TOLD CONGRESS A FEW
946
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,408
YEARS AGO, MANY ARE RELUCTANT TO
947
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,844
TRUST SOMEONE CALLING AND ASKING
948
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,012
QUESTIONS, AND FOR OBVIOUS
949
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:48,613
REASONS.
950
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,448
>> SO, PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
951
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:51,950
DOING DUE DILIGENCE IN THE
952
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,119
INDUSTRY BEFORE THEY BUY
953
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:55,520
A FRANCHISE.
954
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:56,321
WELL, ONE OF THOSE PARTS OF THE
955
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,956
DUE DILIGENCE IS CALLING
956
00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,524
EXISTING OWNERS.
957
00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:01,059
MOST FRANCHISE AGREEMENTS HAVE
958
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:01,960
THAT NON-DISPARAGEMENT CLAUSE
959
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:03,228
IN IT.
960
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,496
I CAN TELL YOU IF I'M IN ONE OF
961
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,264
MY STORES AND SOMEBODY CALLS ME
962
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:07,732
AND STARTS ASKING QUESTIONS AND
963
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,434
LET'S SAY I HAVE A NEGATIVE
964
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,936
EXPERIENCE, AM I GOING TO REALLY
965
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:12,137
SAY SO?
966
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,171
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S ON THE OTHER
967
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,039
END OF THE LINE.
968
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,407
>> John: EXACTLY.
969
00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:16,841
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO MIGHT BE
970
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,909
CALLING.
971
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:18,944
IT'S FRANKLY ALL THE MORE REASON
972
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:20,011
WHY YOU SHOULD JUST NEVER ANSWER
973
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,346
YOUR PHONE.
974
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,048
CALLING PEOPLE IS FOR DIVORCEES
975
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:24,449
AND SERIAL KILLERS.
976
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,450
I HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY PHONE
977
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:26,351
IN TEN YEARS NOW.
978
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,187
EITHER TEXT ME OR FORGET ME.
979
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,622
AND LOOK, LOTS OF THE PROBLEMS
980
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:31,790
YOU'VE SEEN TONIGHT EXIST IN
981
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,358
SOME FORM WITH ALMOST ALL
982
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,292
FRANCHISES.
983
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,294
BUT SUBWAY IN PARTICULAR SEEMS
984
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,797
LIKE THE ABSOLUTE WORST.
985
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,031
AND FOR YEARS, THEIR STORE
986
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,433
OWNERS HAVE BEGGED THEM TO BE
987
00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:43,568
LESS RESTRICTIVE, WITH SOME EVEN
988
00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:44,536
RELEASING THAT OPEN LETTER LAST
989
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,271
YEAR, COMPLAINING ABOUT MANY OF
990
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:47,005
THE THINGS THAT WE'VE MENTIONED
991
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,107
TONIGHT AND ALLEGING WHENEVER
992
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:50,175
THEY'VE SPOKEN OUT ABOUT ANY OF
993
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,242
THESE ISSUES TO THE MEDIA,
994
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:52,510
THEY'VE BEEN SILENCED BY CEASE
995
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:54,045
AND DESIST LETTERS, BIASED
996
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,647
ARBITRATIONS, AND FORCED
997
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,182
NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS.
998
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,817
BUT RATHER THAN LISTENING
999
00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:00,318
TO THAT, SUBWAY'S MADE THINGS
1000
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:01,353
EVEN WORSE FOR THEM.
1001
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:02,754
THEY RECENTLY UPDATED THEIR
1002
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,456
CONTRACT FOR NEW AND RENEWING
1003
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:05,423
FRANCHISEES, WHICH, AMONG OTHER
1004
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,358
THINGS, EXPANDS THE
1005
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,293
NON-DISPARAGEMENT CLAUSE TO
1006
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,961
INCLUDE SUBJECTING THE SUBWAY
1007
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,364
BRAND TO RIDICULE,
1008
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:15,266
WHICH, COME ON, SUBWAY.
1009
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,268
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE YOUR
1010
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:18,003
NEW LOGO TWO ARROWS
1011
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:20,405
69-ING EACH OTHER.
1012
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,606
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE
1013
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:24,342
THE HOUSE HERE.
1014
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:25,477
IT'S FRANKLY NO WONDER
1015
00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:26,945
ONE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY EXPERT
1016
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,713
SAID, "NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT
1017
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:29,514
MIND WOULD SIGN
1018
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,483
THE NEW AGREEMENT."
1019
00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:32,884
SO WHAT CAN WE DO?
1020
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,586
WELL, I KNOW YOUR INSTINCT MIGHT
1021
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,354
BE TO NOW NEVER GO TO YOUR LOCAL
1022
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,455
SUBWAY.
1023
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:38,823
IT MAY HAVE BEEN YOUR INSTINCT
1024
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:39,991
BEFORE THIS SEGMENT BEGAN, AND
1025
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:41,860
HONESTLY, IT REMAINS A GOOD ONE!
1026
00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:43,428
BUT IT'S WORTH REMEMBERING, SOME
1027
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,196
HAVE SPENT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS ON
1028
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:46,364
THESE STORES, BELIEVING THE
1029
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,299
PROMISE THEY COULD BE THEIR OWN
1030
00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:49,934
BOSS AND ARE NOW STUCK IN A
1031
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BUSINESS MODEL THAT WAS STACKED
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00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,071
AGAINST THEM FROM THE START.
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AND TO PREVENT THAT HAPPENING TO
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ANYONE ELSE, THERE ARE THINGS
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00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:58,676
THAT WE SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE
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00:27:58,743 --> 00:27:59,177
DOING TO BETTER REGULATE
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00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,111
ALL FRANCHISES.
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00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,713
THE FTC SHOULD TIGHTEN UP THEIR
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00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:02,647
RULES ON THEM AND MAKE
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00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:03,782
DISCLOSING FINANCIAL PERFORMANCE
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MANDATORY.
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00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:06,151
THAT WOULD FORCE COMPANIES TO
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00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:07,485
GIVE A MUCH FULLER PICTURE
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00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:08,753
TO ANY POTENTIAL
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00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,055
INVESTORS OF WHAT THEY'RE
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00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:10,822
GETTING INTO.
1047
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,490
BUT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS OR
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00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,359
SUBWAY SPECIFICALLY DECIDES TO
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00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,194
PRESENT A MORE ACCURATE PICTURE
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00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,996
OF HOW THEY OPERATE, MAYBE WE
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00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:19,664
CAN TELL THEIR STORY FOR THEM
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00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,133
THROUGH THEIR FAVORITE MEDIUM.
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00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,334
I'M TALKING, OF COURSE, ABOUT
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00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,336
KOREAN SANDWICH DRAMAS.
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00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:31,242
PLEASE TAKE A LOOK.
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[SPEAKING KOREAN]
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♪ ♪
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>> John: THAT'S OUR SHOW.
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THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.
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WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK.
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WE'LL BE BACK JUNE 5.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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