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>> WELCOME, WELCOME,
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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"
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I'M JOHN OLIVER.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR JOINING US.
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IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK.
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BONGBONG MARCOS WAS ELECTED
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PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES,
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WE SAW A PRETTY HOT PICTURE OF
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A BLACK HOLE, AND THE EUROVISION
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SONG CONTEST TOOK PLACE,
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FEATURING THIS SPECTACULAR ENTRY
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FROM NORWAY.
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>> YES.
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EVERY PART OF THAT
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GETS A BIG YES FROM ME.
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FROM THE DRESS CODE, WHICH CAN
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ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS "WEREWOLF
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APPLYING FOR A LOAN," TO THE
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SEXY BUSINESS MINION BACKUP
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DANCERS, TO THE FOSSE MEETS 2008
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GAGA CHOREOGRAPHY, TO THE LINES
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"IS THAT SALIVA OR BLOOD
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DRIPPING OFF YOUR CHIN",
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THE HORNIEST LYRIC SINCE
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ALL OF "MONTERO,"
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IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY,
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"IF YOU DON'T LIKE
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THE NAME KEITH,
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IMMA CALL YOU JIM"
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WHICH IS PURE CHAOS.
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THAT BAND --
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CALLED "SUBWOOLFER,"
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BY THE WAY --
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UNDERSTOOD EXACTLY WHAT
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EUROVISION IS FOR.
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AS, INCIDENTALLY, DID THE
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LATVIAN ENTRY, WHICH DIDN'T EVEN
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MAKE IT TO THE FINAL, DESPITE
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HAVING ONE OF THE BEST OPENINGS
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TO A SONG IN THE HISTORY OF
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MUSIC.
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>> I MEAN, COME ON.
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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THE EUROVISION SONG
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CONTEST IS MAYHEM
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IN ALL THE BEST WAYS.
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BUT AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO SPEND
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THE NEXT TEN MINUTES TALKING
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ABOUT THAT, WE SADLY HAVE TO
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MOVE ON.
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ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED
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IN ALABAMA.
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>> THE USE OF PUBERTY BLOCKERS
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AND HORMONES TO TREAT
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TRANSGENDER MINORS IS NOW
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ILLEGAL IN ALABAMA.
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>> YEAH, THE STATE'S TRANSGENDER
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YOUTH BAN IS NOW IN EFFECT AND
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THAT MEANS IT IS NOW A FELONY
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FOR DOCTORS TO PROVIDE
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MEDICATIONS TO TRANS PEOPLE
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UNDER THE AGE OF 19.
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ALABAMA'S THE FIRST STATE TO
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ENACT SUCH A BAN ON THESE
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TREATMENTS.
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IT'S PUNISHABLE BY UP TO 10
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YEARS IN PRISON.
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>> THAT IS ABSOLUTELY
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APPALLING.
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AND LOOK, THERE ARE LOTS OF
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UNDERSTANDABLE REASONS SOMEONE
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IN ALABAMA MIGHT BE CRIMINALLY
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PUNISHED.
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FOR MURDER, SAY, OR FOR RUNNING
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A PONZI SCHEME OR FOR CREATING
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THIS ACTUAL STATUE AT AN ALABAMA
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McDONALD'S OF RONALD McDONALD
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REIMAGINED AS A GIANT
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BOLL WEEVIL.
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BUT NO ONE SHOULD EVER BE
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FACING CRIMINAL PUNISHMENT FOR
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PROVIDING HEALTHCARE TO YOUNG
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PEOPLE.
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THIS LAW WAS SIGNED BY THE
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STATE'S GOVERNOR, KAY IVEY,
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A WOMAN WHO, AS YOU CAN SEE,
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ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SAYING
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"HAM."
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HERE SHE IS AGAIN, SAYING
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"HAM," AND HERE SHE IS,
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MIXING IT UP AND SAYING
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"HAM, Y'ALL."
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IVEY WAS DEEPLY COMMITTED TO
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THESE ANTI TRANS LEGISLATION.
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EVEN MAKING THEM
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A FEATURE OF HER REELECTION
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CAMPAIGN.
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>> SOME THINGS ARE JUST FACTS.
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SUMMER'S HOT, THE OCEAN'S BIG,
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AND GENDER IS A QUESTION OF
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BIOLOGY, NOT IDENTITY.
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HERE IN ALABAMA, WE'RE GONNA GO
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BY HOW GOD MADE US BECAUSE WE
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IDENTIFY WITH SOMETHING LIBERALS
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REALITY.
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>> OKAY, FIRST, FUCK YOU.
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SECOND, "SUMMER'S HOT, OCEAN'S
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BIG" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
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THE WIND UP TO DENYING TRANS
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PEOPLE THEIR RIGHTS.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE A CHILDREN'S BOOK
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THE AUTHOR WROTE WHILE HUNGOVER.
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"SUMMER'S HOT.
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OCEAN'S BIG.
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I DON'T KNOW, WHAT MORE DO YOU
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FUCKING KIDS WANT FROM ME?"
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AS FOR HER POINT THAT WE HAVE
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TO RESPECT "HOW GOD MADE US,"
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DO WE?
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REALLY?
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WHY?
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'CAUSE WE'VE GOT TOO MANY HOLES,
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WAY TOO LITTLE HAIR,
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AND NECKS --
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FRAGILE LOLLIPOP BONES THAT
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BALANCE OUR DUM-DUM HEADS IN ONE
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VERY SPECIFIC DIRECTION OR ELSE
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WE DIE.
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NONE OF THIS IS
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INTELLIGENT DESIGN.
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AND WHILE ALABAMA'S WORST
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MEE-MAW MIGHT APPEAL TO
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"REALITY," THE TRUTH IS, THE
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MAJOR MEDICAL ASSOCIATIONS
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OPPOSE BANS ON GENDER-AFFIRMING
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CARE, AND WITH GOOD REASON --
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BECAUSE IT SAVES LIVES, AND
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WITHDRAWING IT CAN BE INCREDIBLY
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HARMFUL, AS THIS 15-YEAR-OLD
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GIRL NAMED HARLEIGH
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WILL TELL YOU.
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>> IF I DID STOP MY
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GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE,
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MY PHYSICAL OUTSIDE WOULDN'T
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REFLECT ON WHO I WAS INSIDE.
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AND THAT WOULD, LIKE, COMPLETELY
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DESTROY ME MENTALLY AND
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PHYSICALLY.
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>> OKAY, FIRST OFF,
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HARLEIGH, YOU SEEM GREAT.
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YOU'RE LIVING AS YOUR FULL,
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AUTHENTIC SELF,
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AS FOR GOVERNOR IVEY,
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IF YOU CAN LOOK AT HARLEIGH
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OR ANY CHILD AND COMFORTABLY
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SAY, "TAKE AWAY THE CARE THAT
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GIVES THEM PEACE AND A SENSE OF
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SELF," YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.
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IN FACT, THE ONLY GOOD THING YOU
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COULD POSSIBLY BRING INTO THIS
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WORLD IS IF YOU WERE PLAYED BY
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BELOVED CHARACTER ACTRESS MARGO
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MARTINDALE IN A LIMITED SERIES.
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IT WOULDN'T BE EASY FOR MARGO,
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BECAUSE SHE'S SO UNIVERSALLY
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BELOVED, AND YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE
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GARBAGE LADY, BUT IT WOULD BE
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UNMISSABLE TV.
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NOW THE RHETORIC AROUND THESE
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BILLS IS THAT THEY'RE DESIGNED
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TO PREVENT -- AND I AM USING THE
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BIGGEST AIR QUOTES IMAGINABLE
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HERE -- "IRREVERSIBLE HARM."
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AND ITS SUPPORTERS --
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AND ITS SUPPORTERS --
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LIKE MANY TRANSPHOBES --
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TEND TO FIXATE ON THE SURGERY
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PART OF TRANSITIONING,
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EVEN THOUGH, FOR THE RECORD
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TRANSITIONING IS FAR
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MORE EXPANSIVE THAN THAT,
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MAY NOT ENTAIL SURGERY, AND, AS
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WE'VE SAID BEFORE, WHEN IT DOES,
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IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING
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BUSINESS.
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BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE
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CHILDREN OF ALABAMA, AS A DOCTOR
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TOLD THEIR STATE LEGISLATURE
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JUST LAST YEAR, IT'S NOT EVEN
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A FACTOR.
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>> HERE'S WHAT WE DO
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AND WHAT WE DON'T.
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GENITAL SURGERY IS NEVER
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PERFORMED ON MINORS IN ALABAMA.
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PUBERTY BLOCKING MEDICATIONS
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ARE 100% REVERSIBLE AND CAN BE
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LIFESAVING.
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NOW, SOME OLDER TEENS,
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NOT SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS,
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MERIT HORMONAL THERAPY.
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BUT INITIATION INVOLVES LENGTHY
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INFORMED CONSENT, LENGTHY MENTAL
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HEALTH OVERSIGHT, AND THE
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SUB-SPECIALIZED CARE PROVIDED.
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>> YEAH, OF COURSE DOCTORS
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ARE GOING TO BE THOUGHTFUL AND
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RIGOROUS WHEN CARING FOR THEIR
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PATIENTS.
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BECAUSE, UNLIKE THE ALABAMA
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LEGISLATURE, THEY ACTUALLY CARE
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ABOUT KIDS' WELL-BEING.
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BUT YOU CAN SEE WHY LAWMAKERS
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DON'T TELL THE WHOLE PICTURE
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WHEN IT COMES TO GENDER
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AFFIRMING CARE.
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BECAUSE A LAWN SIGN SAYING,
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"BAN LENGTHY INFORMED CONSENT,
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LENGTHY MENTAL HEALTH OVERSIGHT,
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AND SUB-SPECIALIZED CARE"
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DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE SAME
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PUNCH TO IT, DOES IT?
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NOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
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ON FRIDAY, A FEDERAL JUDGE
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ISSUED A PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION
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ON ALABAMA'S BAN, MEANING THAT
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THE STATE IS BARRED FOR NOW
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FROM ENFORCING PART
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OF ITS LAW, SPECIFICALLY
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THE BAN ON ACCESS
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TO MEDICATION.
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BUT IT'S ALREADY WORKING ON
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FILING AN APPEAL, AND THE REST
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OF THE LAW REMAINS IN PLACE.
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AND YOU CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT
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THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST
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RIGHT-WING VIRTUE-SIGNALING,
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SENDING A HATEFUL MESSAGE
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TO A CONSERVATIVE BASE
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WITH NO THOUGHT GIVEN TO THE
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PAIN IT WILL CAUSE.
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AND NO MATTER WHAT THE EVENTUAL
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FATE OF THE LAW IS, ACTUAL TRANS
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PEOPLE AND THEIR ADVOCATES IN
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ALABAMA HAVE HEARD THE MESSAGE
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IT WAS MEANT TO SEND, LOUD AND
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CLEAR.
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>> AS HUMANS,
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THEY'RE AFRAID OF US.
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IT'S NOT REALLY FUN, BUT AS LONG
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AS IT'S PROTECTING THEIR IDEALS,
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THEY DON'T CARE.
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>> I'M JUST A NORMAL KID.
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LIKE, I WENT TO HOOVER HIGH
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SCHOOL AND
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I WAS IN ENGINEERING.
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I PLAYED HOCKEY, A LITTLE WEIRD
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FOR ALABAMA.
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THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST
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ABNORMAL PART.
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LIKE, I'M TRANS, AND WHAT HARM
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AM I DOING?
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>> I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU FEEL
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SO COMFORTABLE DICTATING OTHER
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PEOPLE'S LIVES?
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I JUST NEED TO KNOW, NOT
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RELIGION BASED, WHERE THE
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ENTITLEMENT COMES FROM.
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>> TO THOSE SENATORS AND
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REPRESENTATIVES WHO SUPPORT THIS
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BILL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
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MAKING ALABAMA A NATIONAL
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EMBARRASSMENT YET AGAIN.
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>> YEAH, HE'S
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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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AND TO TRANS CHILDREN IN ALABAMA
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RIGHT NOW, LET ME SAY THIS.
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Y'ALL --
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AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT?
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Y'ALL?
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I DON'T THINK I CAN CARRY THAT
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OFF.
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YOU ARE IMPORTANT.
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I CAN'T IMAGINE TRYING TO BUILD
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SELF-ESTEEM IN CHILDHOOD AS YOUR
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OWN GOVERNMENT ATTEMPTS TO
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UNDERMINE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
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BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU'RE
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PROFOUNDLY VALUABLE AND
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YOU ARE IRREPLACEABLE.
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AS FOR KAY IVEY, WHAT THE FUCK
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IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I KNOW THAT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION
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WITH PROBABLY A LONG,
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COMPLICATED ANSWER, BUT TO PUT
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THIS IN TERMS YOU'LL DEFINITELY
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SUMMER'S HOT, OCEAN'S BIG,
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AND THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA
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DESERVE A LOT BETTER
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THAN YOU.
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AND NOW THIS.
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>> AND NOW THE
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DELIGHTFUL DELIGHT OF
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ALLISON HAMMOND.
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>> FROM THE ORIGINAL BLADE
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RUNNER.
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THIS IS WHAT THEY USED.
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ATTENTION TO DETAILS.
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FANS WILL PROBABLY LIKE THAT.
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>> ARE YOU A FAN OF THE
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ORIGINAL?
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>> NEVER SEEN IT.
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I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A QUOTE
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THAT YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW
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WHETHER YOU THINK IT'S
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SHAKESPEARE.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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>> WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PICK IT
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UP?
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>> HERE ARE SOME OTHER NOTES.
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HERE'S ONE OF THEM.
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THIS IS "LOVE YOU."
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YOU ARE THE BADDEST WOMAN.
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>> YOU KNOW I DON'T DRINK.
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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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>> MOVING ON.
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OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS
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UTILITIES -- SPECIFICALLY,
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ELECTRIC UTILITIES --
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THE COMPANIES RESPONSIBLE FOR
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DELIVERING US POWER, AND ALSO,
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GIVING US THE CREEPIEST MASCOT
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REDDY KILOWATT,
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A HELL-CREATURE WHO FOR DECADES,
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APPEARED IN ADS FOR OVER TWO
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HUNDRED ELECTRIC COMPANIES, LIKE
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THIS ONE ABOUT HIM EMANCIPATING
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WOMAN IN THE HOME AND THIS ONE,
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WHERE HE TELLS A HOUSEWIFE,
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"DON'T KILL YOURSELF,
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IT AIN'T WORTH IT."
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REDDY EVEN APPEARED ON
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CHILDREN'S SHOWS, WHERE HE
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UNDOUBTEDLY GAVE A WHOLE
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GENERATION NIGHTMARES.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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>> HA, HA.
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YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN
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EXPECT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN HERE,
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MR. TOOT.
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>> BOY, I'LL SAY.
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WHOA, HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
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THOSE -- THOSE PEANUTS,
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THEY'RE FLOATING IN THE AIR!
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>> THAT'S MY NEW ELECTROSTATIC
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GENERATOR.
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>> GET OUT OF THERE!
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THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER
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BEEN SCARED FOR A CLOWN.
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WE CAN'T ACTUALLY SHOW YOU THE
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REST OF THAT VIDEO, BECAUSE --
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AND THIS IS TRUE -- IF YOU WATCH
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IT TILL THE END, REDDY SHOWS UP
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BEHIND YOU AND BRUTALLY MURDERS
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YOU.
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NOW, YOU PROBABLY DON'T GIVE TOO
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MUCH THOUGHT TO YOUR LOCAL
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ELECTRIC UTILITY.
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BUT IF YOU DO, IT MIGHT BE
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BECAUSE THEY'RE CHARGING
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EXORBITANT RATES FOR A BASIC
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HUMAN NECESSITY, AS THIS NORTH
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CAROLINA PASTOR EXPLAINS.
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>> ONE OF THE FOUNDING MEMBERS
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OF THIS CHURCH, SISTER LINDA
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JONES, SHE LITERALLY CUT HER
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PILLS IN HALF, SKIPPED DAYS,
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IN ORDER TO PAY HER LIGHT BILL.
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GOD BLESS HER SOUL.
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SHE PASSED ON.
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AND THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
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RIGHT AROUND HERE WHO NEED THAT
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HELP.
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>> THAT IS TERRIBLE.
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AND IN CASE IT BUMPED YOU AT
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ALL, YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT WAS A
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PROPERTY BROTHER YOU SPOTTED
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THERE.
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HE MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
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UTILITIES AND IT'S ACTUALLY
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PRETTY GOOD, TO THE POINT YOU'RE
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EVEN GOING TO SEE A LITTLE MORE
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OF IT LATER ON.
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AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHICH
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PROPERTY BROTHER THAT IS, I'LL
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GIVE YOU A CLUE.
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IT'S THE CIRCUMCISED ONE.
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AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH
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PROPERTY BROTHER IS CIRCUMCISED,
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YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT THAT BIG A
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FAN OF THE "PROPERTY BROTHERS."
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AND HIGH BILLS ARE JUST THE
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BEGINNING OF THE PROBLEMS HERE.
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BECAUSE UTILITIES ARE ALSO
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EXCEPTIONALLY PRONE TO SCANDAL.
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IN FACT, JUST GOOGLE YOUR
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UTILITY COMPANY RIGHT NOW AND
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THE WORD "SCANDAL," AND CHANCES
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ARE, THEY'VE GOTTEN INTO SOME
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MAJOR TROUBLE.
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IT'S BASICALLY LIKE GOOGLING
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YOUR LOCAL JIMMY JOHNS
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AND "E. COLI" OR THE NAME OF
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YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER FROM HIGH
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SCHOOL AND "JANUARY 6TH."
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE
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THE RESULTS THAT YOU FIND.
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AND AT THEIR WORST, UTILITIES
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CAN EVEN BE DEADLY.
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TAKE PACIFIC GAS AND ELECTRIC,
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ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S LARGEST
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UTILITIES.
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WE'VE TALKED BEFORE ABOUT THE
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2018 CAMP FIRE, THE DEADLIEST
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WILDFIRE IN CALIFORNIA HISTORY,
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AND HOW IT ALL STARTED WHEN THIS
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HOOK HOLDING UP A PG&E
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TRANSMISSION LINE BROKE, CAUSING
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THE LINE TO IGNITE THE BRUSH
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BELOW, EVENTUALLY DECIMATING
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SEVERAL NEARBY COMMUNITIES AND
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LEAVING 85 PEOPLE DEAD.
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PG&E HAS SINCE PAID FINES AND
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SETTLEMENTS, BUT IT'S STILL VERY
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MUCH IN OPERATION.
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT WASN'T
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CLOSE TO THE ONLY SCANDAL
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THEY'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN, AS
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THIS REPORTER WILL TELL YOU.
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>> THIS IS A COMPANY THAT, IT
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WAS FINED HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND
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FACED MORE THAN $2 BILLION --
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ALMOST $3 BILLION WORTH
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OF FINES.
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YOU KNOW, IF PG&E WAS AN
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INDIVIDUAL AND NOT A
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CORPORATION, I THINK BY NOW THEY
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WOULD BE IN PRISON.
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THERE'S JUST BEEN REPEAT
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OFFENDERS.
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THEY'VE BEEN ON PROBATION.
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THEY'VE VIOLATED
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PROBATION.
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THE PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T TAKE
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A CORPORATION AND PUT IT INTO
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PRISON.
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>> YEAH, HE'S RIGHT!
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YOU CAN'T.
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EVEN THOUGH MANY CORPORATIONS
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CLEARLY DESERVE TO BE IN PRISON,
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FROM ENRON TO PURDUE TO ANY
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COMPANY THAT INSISTS ON TALKING
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LIKE A SASSY BITCH ON SOCIAL
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MEDIA.
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HELLMANN'S ONCE TWEETED,
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"YOU'RE IN THEIR DMs,
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WE'RE GETTING SPREAD
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ON THEIR BREAD?"
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AND WHY?
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YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS,
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HELLMANN'S.
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YOU CAN JUST BE MAYONNAISE.
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BUT PG&E IS NOT ONLY NOT IN
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PRISON; IT IS STILL SUPPLYING
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POWER TO MILLIONS OF
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CALIFORNIANS WHO HAVE NO CHOICE
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IN THE MATTER.
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AND IF YOU'RE THINKING
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"HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?"
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THAT IS WHAT THIS STORY
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IS ABOUT.
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IT'S ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE AMOUNT
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OF POWER WE GIVE TO UTILITIES,
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HOW WEAKLY THEY CAN BE
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REGULATED, AND THE DAMAGE
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THEY CAN DO.
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AND LET'S START WITH THE SINGLE
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MOST IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW
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ABOUT UTILITY COMPANIES, WHICH
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IS THAT FOR MOST OF US, THEY'RE
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ACTUALLY THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
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>> IF YOU WANT TO GO BUY AN
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iPHONE OR ANY OTHER KIND OF
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CONSUMER PRODUCT, YOU GO OUT TO
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A STORE AND YOU HAVE A NUMBER OF
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CHOICES.
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WITH ELECTRICITY, IN MOST OF THE
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COUNTRY, YOU REALLY ONLY HAVE
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ONE CHOICE, AND THAT COMPANY HAS
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A MONOPOLY.
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>> EXACTLY.
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IN OUR MODERN ECONOMY, YOU'RE
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SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHOICE.
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JUST LOOK AT ALL THE STREAMING
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SERVICES OUT THERE.
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THERE'S BLOCKBUSTER 2.0,
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SUPERHEROES AND OLD RACISM,
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ANIME, PROBABLY CRASHING ON YOU
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RIGHT NOW, NO IDEA, NO IDEA, AND
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UNTIL RECENTLY, NEWS QUIBI.
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THAT'S ARGUABLY TOO MUCH CHOICE.
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BUT UTILITIES OPERATING AS
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NATURAL MONOPOLIES DATES BACK
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TO THE FACT THAT, AROUND THE
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START OF THE 20TH CENTURY,
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WE NEEDED TO BUILD A NATIONWIDE
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POWER GRID FROM SCRATCH, AND
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THAT OBVIOUSLY REQUIRED A HUGE
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INVESTMENT.
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00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,599
COMPANIES WERE ONLY INCENTIVIZED
524
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,333
TO DO THAT WITH A GUARANTEE THAT
525
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,434
THEY'D BE ABLE TO OPERATE IN A
526
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,769
NONCOMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT.
527
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,270
AND AT THE TIME,
528
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,372
THAT MADE SENSE.
529
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:07,373
BUT THOSE MONOPOLIES PERSIST
530
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:12,378
TO THIS DAY.
531
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:16,148
MOSTLY AS FOR PROFIT
532
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,783
INVESTOR OWNED COMPANIES.L
533
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,350
NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING
534
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,518
UTILITIES A DEAL THAT SWEET,
535
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,085
WE DID PUT SOME RESTRICTIONS
536
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:20,352
IN PLACE.
537
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:20,953
THE LAW SAYS THEY SHOULD SPEND
538
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,553
THE LEAST THEY CAN WHILE
539
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,021
PROVIDING QUALITY,
540
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:25,391
ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE SERVICE.
541
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,358
WHICH SOUNDS GREAT.
542
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,559
BECAUSE IT CAPS THEIR ABILITY TO
543
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,027
MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY.
544
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,297
BUT -- AND THIS IS
545
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,698
A HUGE "BUT" --
546
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,465
THERE'S A CARVEOUT.
547
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,833
BECAUSE WHEN THEY BUILD
548
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,869
SOMETHING, A PIECE OF PHYSICAL
549
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:37,736
INFRASTRUCTURE, THEY'RE
550
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:40,005
ALLOWED TO THEN PASS ALONG THAT
551
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,140
COST TO YOU THROUGH YOUR BILL,
552
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:41,940
PLUS AN ADDITIONAL PERCENTAGE
553
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,042
THEY GET TO KEEP AS PROFIT,
554
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,843
USUALLY AROUND TEN PERCENT.
555
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,344
AND THIS CREATES A CLEAR
556
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,612
INCENTIVE.
557
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,714
THE BIGGER THE PROJECT,
558
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,183
LIKE A POWER PLANT,
559
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:51,950
THE MORE PROFIT THEY MAKE,
560
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,052
AS THIS ACTIVIST EXPLAINS.
561
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,220
>> BIG MONOPOLY UTILITIES GET
562
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,588
A GUARANTEED RANGE OF A RATE OF
563
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,289
RETURN ON THEIR CAPITAL
564
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,657
EXPENDITURES.
565
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,292
SO, LIKE A WAITER
566
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,628
IN A RESTAURANT WHERE THERE'S
567
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,029
A GUARANTEED TIP, THE MORE THAT
568
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,098
IS SPENT, IF YOU BUY DESSERT
569
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,700
OR YOU GET A BOTTLE OF WINE,
570
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:08,634
THE MORE MONEY
571
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,269
THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE.
572
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,939
>> RIGHT.
573
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,240
IF YOUR PROFIT IS PEGGED TO
574
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,241
DOING CERTAIN THINGS, YOU'RE
575
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:16,975
GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU DO THOSE
576
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:17,776
THINGS MORE.
577
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,044
JUST LIKE IF HBO ONLY PAID ME
578
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:19,912
FOR EVERY TIME I GOT WEIRDLY
579
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,547
HORNY FOR AN ANIMAL...
580
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:22,881
EXCEPT THAT'S ACTUALLY A BAD
581
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,118
EXAMPLE, BECAUSE THE SHOW WOULD
582
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,553
PRETTY MUCH LOOK EXACTLY LIKE IT
583
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:27,886
ALREADY DOES.
584
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:28,854
NOT NOW!
585
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:29,455
NOT NOW!
586
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,389
I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.
587
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,891
GO AWAY BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.
588
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,960
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
589
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,696
AND IN THE BEST CASE SCENARIO,
590
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,364
THIS MIGHT MEAN UTILITIES ARE
591
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,666
INVESTING IN INFRASTRUCTURE
592
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,534
THAT IS BADLY NEEDED.
593
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,202
THE PROBLEM IS, THEY CAN ALSO BE
594
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,403
SHAMELESS IN INCREASING
595
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,738
SPENDING, EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT
596
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:46,705
NEEDED OR ON PROJECTS THAT ARE
597
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,307
ACTIVELY FALLING APART.
598
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,008
TAKE SOUTH CAROLINA.
599
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,744
WHEN UTILITIES THERE TRIED TO
600
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,411
ADD TWO NUCLEAR REACTORS TO AN
601
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,113
EXISTING PLANT, THE PROJECT'S
602
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,514
COST SPIRALED.
603
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,415
AND A MASSIVE FEDERAL
604
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,316
INVESTIGATION LATER REVEALED
605
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,617
THAT EXECUTIVES AT SOUTH
606
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,953
CAROLINA ELECTRIC AND GAS AND
607
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,588
ITS PARENT COMPANY KNEW THE
608
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,856
PROJECT WAS FACING MAJOR DELAYS
609
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,824
AND COST OVERRUNS, BUT WITHHELD
610
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,460
THAT INFORMATION IN ORDER TO
611
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,561
KEEP IT GOING.
612
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:10,763
MEANWHILE, LOCAL CUSTOMERS PAID
613
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,731
MORE THAN $2 BILLION IN
614
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:13,532
THE FORM OF HIGHER BILLS FOR A
615
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,967
PROJECT WHICH, BY THE WAY,
616
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:19,338
NEVER GENERATED ANY POWER.
617
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,672
AND SOME WORKING ON THE PROJECT
618
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:21,273
AT THE TIME WERE TROUBLED BY
619
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:21,940
WHAT THEY WERE SEEING.
620
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,142
JUST LISTEN TO A LEAKED
621
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,043
VOICEMAIL FROM A VICE-PRESIDENT
622
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,278
AT THE PARENT COMPANY WHO LATER
623
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,780
BECAME A WHISTLEBLOWER IN WHICH
624
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:28,547
SHE TRIED TO WARN HER COLLEAGUES
625
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,516
ABOUT WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
626
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,450
>> THEY ARE MISMANAGING THAT
627
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,218
PROJECT.
628
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,953
AND IT'S AT Y'ALL'S EXPENSE.
629
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,822
THEY'RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY
630
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,792
WANT TO MAKE MONEY AND THEY'RE
631
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,393
PROPPING UP EARNINGS TO BE ABLE
632
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,661
TO MAKE THEIR BONUSES, AND IT'S
633
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,496
GOING TO BE AT YOUR EXPENSE.
634
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,063
>> YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY
635
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,899
SHOCKING.
636
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,600
NOT JUST WHAT SHE'S SAYING, BUT
637
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,201
ALSO THAT PEOPLE STILL LEAVE
638
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:53,205
VOICEMAILS.
639
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,875
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD
640
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,177
BE DOING THAT ANYMORE.
641
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:58,677
IN FACT, EVERY VOICEMAIL
642
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,711
GREETING SHOULD JUST BE,
643
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,245
"SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL.
644
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:00,813
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE
645
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:01,280
AFTER THE TONE.
646
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,147
JUST TEXT ME INSTEAD
647
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,383
BECAUSE IT'S NOT 1997."
648
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,251
AND OVERSPENDING ISN'T THE ONLY
649
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,120
WAY UTILITIES' INCENTIVES CAN
650
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,421
WIND UP SCREWING OVER CUSTOMERS.
651
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,489
BECAUSE THEY CAN DELIBERATELY
652
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,858
STIFLE INNOVATION THAT MIGHT
653
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,493
MAKE POWER CHEAPER OR BE A NET
654
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,227
BENEFIT TO SOCIETY, AS THIS
655
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,295
SOLAR POWER EXECUTIVE WILL TELL
656
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:16,962
YOU.
657
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,164
>> NOW SOLAR IS BECOMING REAL.
658
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,599
THE UTILITY MONOPOLIES ARE
659
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,600
SAYING, "WELL, WAIT A MINUTE,
660
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,568
WE'VE GOT TO CRUSH IT
661
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,904
BEFORE IT GETS TOO BIG."
662
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:26,672
THEY WANT TO BUILD MORE PLANTS
663
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,673
SO THEY CAN MAKE MORE MONEY, AND
664
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,842
IF WE TAKE A LITTLE BITE OUT OF
665
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,210
THAT APPLE AND WE SAY, "HEY,
666
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,344
GUYS, WE'VE GOT SOLAR PANELS
667
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:32,978
EVERYWHERE ON ALL THESE HOMES,
668
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:33,912
YOU DON'T NEED TO BUILD THAT
669
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,715
MANY MORE POWER PLANTS."
670
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,350
THEN THE UTILITY GOES,
671
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:38,817
"WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
672
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:39,251
HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE
673
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,587
MORE MONEY NEXT YEAR?"
674
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:42,654
>> EXACTLY.
675
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:43,255
PEOPLE PUTTING UP SOLAR PANELS
676
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,490
AND GENERATING THEIR OWN
677
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,290
ELECTRICITY THREATENS THE
678
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,059
ANTI-COMPETITIVE STRUCTURE OF A
679
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,394
UTILITY'S MONOPOLY, SO THEY'RE
680
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,596
OBVIOUSLY GOING TO TRY
681
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,897
AND STEP IN AND BLOCK IT.
682
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,565
WHO WANTS COMPETITION?
683
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,566
IT JUST MAKES THINGS HARDER!
684
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,667
YOU THINK I WANT TO COMPETE WITH
685
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,669
"EUPHORIA" OR "LOVE ISLAND"
686
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:58,904
OR THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO OF DUCKS
687
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:06,311
ANNIHILATING A BOWL OF PEAS?
688
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,286
YOU COULD BE WATCHING THAT
689
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,554
ON A LOOP RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF
690
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,322
WATCHING THIS SHOW, YOU IDIOTS.
691
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:21,126
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
692
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,127
MAKE BETTER CHOICES.
693
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,029
SOME ACTIVISTS HAVE EVEN USED
694
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:24,563
ROOFTOP SOLAR AS A WAY OF
695
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,163
CHALLENGING THE MONOPOLIES IN
696
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,499
THEIR STATES.
697
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,033
REMEMBER THAT CHURCH FROM
698
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:28,734
EARLIER, WHERE THE PASTOR WAS
699
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,635
TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE CUTTING
700
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:33,071
PILLS IN HALF TO MAKE ENDS MEET?
701
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,474
IN 2015, TO HELP CUT COSTS,
702
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:36,808
IT PARTNERED WITH THIS LOCAL
703
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:37,943
NONPROFIT, AND IN AN ATTEMPT TO
704
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,646
CHALLENGE THE LAWS ON THE BOOKS,
705
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,548
THE NONPROFIT INSTALLED A SMALL
706
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:43,715
SOLAR PANEL SYSTEM ON THE ROOF
707
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:44,950
OF THE CHURCH, AT NO UPFRONT
708
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,351
COST, FINANCING IT BY SELLING
709
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:50,822
ELECTRICITY TO THEM AT ABOUT
710
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:51,957
HALF THE RATE THAT THEIR
711
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,591
UTILITY, DUKE ENERGY, CHARGED.
712
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,992
SIMILAR ARRANGEMENTS ARE
713
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,528
PERMITTED IN OTHER STATES, BUT
714
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,930
NOT IN NORTH CAROLINA, AND DUKE
715
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:01,533
ENERGY PUSHED BACK HARD, ASKING
716
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,534
THE STATE'S REGULATORS TO ISSUE
717
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,969
A CEASE AND DESIST TO THE
718
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,603
NON-PROFIT AND INVOKE ITS POWER
719
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:05,237
TO FINE THEM UP TO A THOUSAND
720
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,905
DOLLARS A DAY FOR EVERY DAY IT
721
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,407
SOLD POWER TO THE CHURCH.
722
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:09,408
AND IN THE END, DUKE ENERGY GOT
723
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,977
WHAT THEY WANTED.
724
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,679
THAT CHURCH'S SOLAR ARRANGEMENT
725
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,480
WAS SHUT DOWN, AND ANY HOPE OF
726
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,882
REPLICATING IT IN THE STATE WAS
727
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:21,386
SQUASHED.
728
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,254
AND WHEN CIRCUMCISED
729
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,388
PROPERTY BROTHER ASKED DUKE
730
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,623
ABOUT THIS WHOLE SAGA, THEIR
731
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:25,257
RESPONSE WASN'T GREAT.
732
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,392
>> FAITH COMMUNITY CHURCH WANTED
733
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,393
TO TEST REGULATION IN NORTH
734
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,161
CAROLINA BY DOING SOMETHING THAT
735
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,829
WAS BASICALLY ILLEGAL.
736
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,396
>> THEY WERE TRYING TO PICK
737
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,164
A FIGHT?
738
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,865
>> YOU COULD SAY THAT.
739
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:34,533
THEY HAD A GOOD SETUP TO GET
740
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,867
PUBLICITY.
741
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,570
THIS WAS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN
742
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:39,438
CHURCH, AND WE'RE A BIG UTILITY
743
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,672
AND WE'RE A TARGET, AND
744
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,607
SOMETIMES THERE ARE GROUPS OUT
745
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,141
THERE, THEY'RE NOT TRYING TO
746
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,576
ADVANCE POLICY, THEY'RE TRYING
747
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,744
TO GET MEDIA ATTENTION AND THEY
748
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,313
DID A GOOD JOB HERE.
749
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:48,914
>> ARE THERE SITUATIONS WHERE,
750
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,582
AS A HUMAN BEING, YOU HAVE A
751
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,250
CONFLICT AS A UTILITY COMPANY
752
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,186
WHERE YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS HOW
753
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,187
IT HAS TO BE, VERSUS MAYBE
754
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:55,787
THERE'S A BIGGER PICTURE WITH
755
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,389
SOMETHING THAT'S BROKEN?
756
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,390
>> I THINK THAT'S JUST THE WAY
757
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,027
IT HAS BEEN.
758
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,396
>> WAIT, WAIT.
759
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,297
"JUST THE WAY IT'S BEEN"
760
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,198
HAS, HISTORICALLY, NEVER
761
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:06,932
BEEN A GREAT JUSTIFICATION FOR
762
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:07,499
SOMETHING STILL HAPPENING.
763
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,401
IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE TIME
764
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,569
THAT WORKS AS AN ARGUMENT, AND
765
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,671
IT'S WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
766
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,573
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
767
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:14,973
SAUSAGE RACE.
768
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,108
NOW, WHY DO A BUNCH OF SAUSAGES
769
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:16,775
RACE AROUND THE FIELD BEFORE THE
770
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:17,709
BOTTOM OF THE SIXTH INNING?
771
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:18,276
BECAUSE THAT'S JUST THE WAY
772
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,579
IT'S BEEN.
773
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,346
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE,
774
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,581
AND MAY IT NEVER CHANGE.
775
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:25,150
LONG LIVE THE RACING SAUSAGES.
776
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,685
AND THERE ARE EXAMPLES ALL OVER
777
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,387
THE COUNTRY OF UTILITIES
778
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:28,954
GETTING IN THE WAY OF PEOPLE
779
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,355
USING SOLAR ENERGY.
780
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,424
THE ARGUMENT BEING, IF PEOPLE
781
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,025
START LEAVING THE GRID AND
782
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,693
GENERATING THEIR OWN POWER, THEN
783
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,261
OVER TIME, THE COST IS GOING TO
784
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:37,129
GO UP FOR EVERYONE LEFT BEHIND.
785
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,498
AND LOOK, THERE IS A LONGER
786
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,066
CONVERSATION TO BE HAD ABOUT THE
787
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,267
PROPER WAY TO BILL PEOPLE WHO
788
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,002
USE SOLAR PANELS.
789
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,071
BUT MAKING IT COST PROHIBITIVE
790
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,873
IS DEFINITELY NOT THE ANSWER.
791
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,074
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING,
792
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,709
"SHOULDN'T THERE BE SOMEONE WHO
793
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,077
CAN REIN THESE COMPANIES IN?"
794
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,311
WELL, IN THEORY, THERE IS.
795
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:54,146
MOST STATES HAVE PUBLIC UTILITY
796
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:55,714
COMMISSIONS.
797
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,149
THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THINGS
798
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:58,617
LIKE SIGNING OFF ON ANY BIG
799
00:21:58,684 --> 00:21:59,885
INVESTMENTS PROPOSED AND ALSO
800
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:02,087
OVERSEEING THE SETTING OF RATES.
801
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,122
UNFORTUNATELY, MANY ARE BADLY
802
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,757
OUTMATCHED BY THE UTILITIES
803
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,127
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO REGULATE.
804
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:09,561
THIS CAN HAVE MAJOR
805
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:10,362
CONSEQUENCES.
806
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,097
A FEW YEARS BACK, MISSISSIPPI
807
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:12,864
POWER RAN INTO MASSIVE COST
808
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,800
OVERRUNS ON A NEW PLANT IT WAS
809
00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:16,635
BUILDING, WHICH WAS INITIALLY
810
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,270
EXPECTED TO COST $1.8 BILLION
811
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,739
BUT ENDED UP BALLOONING
812
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:21,640
TO 7.5 BILLION.
813
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:22,741
AND IN HINDSIGHT, THERE WERE
814
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,276
OBVIOUS RED FLAGS THAT YOU'D
815
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:25,444
HOPE THE STATE COMMISSION
816
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,280
WOULD'VE BEEN MORE WARY OF FROM
817
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:28,880
THE VERY START.
818
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:29,481
JUST LISTEN TO A COMPANY
819
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:30,382
REPRESENTATIVE EXPLAIN HIS SIDE
820
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:31,950
OF THE STORY.
821
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,686
>> CAN YOU TELL US WHY THE
822
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,355
PROJECT IS OVER BUDGET AND ALSO
823
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,191
BEHIND SCHEDULE?
824
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:40,392
>> I WOULD TELL YOU THAT IF WE
825
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,593
MADE ANY ERRORS IN JUDGMENT AT
826
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,495
ALL, ANY MISSTEPS, IS THAT WHEN
827
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,097
WE TOOK THAT PROPOSAL TO THE
828
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:48,667
COMMISSION, WE WERE ONLY AT
829
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:49,234
BETWEEN 10 OR 15% OF DESIGN.
830
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,436
AND SO I THINK IT'S --
831
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:52,704
THE LITTLE ENGINEERING THAT WE
832
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,072
HAD DONE AT THAT PARTICULAR
833
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:54,873
POINT IN TIME THAT HAS SORT OF
834
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,875
COME BACK TO HAUNT US
835
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:57,509
A LITTLE BIT IN TERMS OF COST
836
00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:58,910
AND SCHEDULE.
837
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:04,082
>> WAIT.
838
00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:04,983
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
839
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,351
THE PLANT WAS ONLY 10% TO 15%
840
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:06,918
DESIGNED, AND THE COMMISSION
841
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:07,753
LET IT GO AHEAD ANYWAY?
842
00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:08,386
THAT'S NOT HOW DESIGNING COMPLEX
843
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:09,621
ENERGY PLANTS SHOULD WORK,
844
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,523
THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW DESIGNING
845
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,325
LEGO SETS WORK, WHICH IS WHY
846
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:14,593
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE CALLED
847
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:15,193
"A LITTLE TREE AND YOU FIGURE
848
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,095
OUT THE REST."
849
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,530
NOW, IN MISSISSIPPI'S CASE,
850
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:28,974
THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN
851
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,208
A COMMISSION RUSHING TO APPROVE
852
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,243
A PROJECT WITHOUT DOING PROPER
853
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:31,877
DUE DILIGENCE.
854
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:32,744
BUT IN OTHER CASES, LIKE
855
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:33,378
ALABAMA'S STATE COMMISSION, THE
856
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,146
PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE IDEOLOGICAL.
857
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,580
IT'S BEEN DESCRIBED AS ONE OF
858
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:36,348
THE MOST OPAQUE, POLITICALLY
859
00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:36,948
MOTIVATED AND ENVIRONMENTALLY
860
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:37,482
HOSTILE COMMISSIONS IN THE
861
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:37,749
COUNTRY.
862
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:38,717
THEIR COMMISSIONERS ARE ACTUALLY
863
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:39,351
ELECTED, AND I DO WANT TO SHOW
864
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:44,456
YOU ONE CAMPAIGN AD FOR THE
865
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,123
WOMAN WHO IS CURRENTLY RUNNING
866
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:45,724
IT.
867
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,324
>> TWINKLE'S PRIORITY IS OUR
868
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:46,925
JOBS!
869
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:47,659
>> WE NEED MORE CONSERVATIVES
870
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,326
LIKE TWINKLE WHO PUT JOBS FIRST.
871
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:48,994
>> TWINKLE IS A PROVEN
872
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,796
CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN.
873
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,664
>> WHO HAS STOOD UP AND FOUGHT
874
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:53,298
THE LIBERAL SPECIAL INTEREST IN
875
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,267
WASHINGTON.
876
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,135
>> CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN
877
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:58,537
TWINKLE ANDRESS CAVANAUGH.
878
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,939
OUR WAY OF FIGHTING BACK.
879
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:01,940
>> YEAH.
880
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:05,811
THAT WOMAN IS NAMED TWINKLE.
881
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:06,511
THAT IS HER ACTUAL GIVEN NAME.
882
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,913
AS IN, WHEN SHE WAS BORN, HER
883
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:08,547
PARENTS WERE ASKED, "WHAT DO YOU
884
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,047
WANT TO NAME YOUR BABY?"
885
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:09,614
AND THEY GENUINELY REPLIED,
886
00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:10,115
"TWINKLE.
887
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,217
DEFINITELY TWINKLE."
888
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,819
SHE EVEN CONFIRMED THIS HERSELF,
889
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,053
SAYING, "MY DADDY THOUGHT
890
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,288
I NEEDED A FANCY NAME.
891
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,557
IT MAY BE CUTE
892
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,158
FOR A THREE-YEAR-OLD,
893
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:20,625
BUT IT GETS OLD."
894
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:20,959
AND HONESTLY?
895
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:21,927
I COULD SEE HOW BEING CALLED
896
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:22,494
TWINKLE COULD GET OLD AFTER
897
00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:23,862
AWHILE.
898
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,164
BUT LET ME SAY THIS, TWINKLE,
899
00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:26,998
FOR EVERYONE WHO ISN'T YOU,
900
00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:28,400
CALLING YOU TWINKLE
901
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:33,104
WILL NEVER GET OLD.
902
00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,339
IT WILL NEVER GET OLD, TWINKLE.
903
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,407
AND LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING TWINKLE
904
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:38,243
IS A BAD COMMISSIONER BECAUSE
905
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:38,710
SHE'S CALLED TWINKLE.
906
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:39,244
I'M SAYING TWINKLE'S A BAD
907
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,145
COMMISSIONER BECAUSE FOR ONE
908
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:40,979
THING, WHEN THERE WAS A PUSH FOR
909
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:42,113
MORE OPEN HEARINGS ON
910
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,515
ELECTRICITY RATES IN THE STATE,
911
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:44,549
SHE OUTRIGHT SAID "I WANT TO
912
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:45,183
EXCLUDE THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS
913
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:45,917
FROM TAKING PART IN THE
914
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,352
PROCESS."
915
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,154
AND SUGGESTED THAT ENVIRONMENTAL
916
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,022
EXTREMISTS ONLY WANTED THESE
917
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:52,557
OPEN PROCEEDINGS SO THEY COULD
918
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:53,425
TROT OUT THEIR FANCY
919
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,794
SAN FRANCISCO ENVIRONMENTAL
920
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:56,294
LAWYERS AND JUNK SCIENCE
921
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:58,563
HUCKSTERS.
922
00:24:58,630 --> 00:24:59,831
AND IT'S NOT JUST TWINKLE!
923
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,166
WHEN ONE OF ALABAMA'S OTHER
924
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,467
COMMISSIONERS, CHIP BEEKER --
925
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,536
AGAIN, REAL NAME, BECAUSE IT
926
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,037
SEEMS ALABAMA'S UTILITY
927
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,740
COMMISSIONERS MUST, BY LAW,
928
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:09,374
SOUND LIKE HANNA-BARBERA CARTOON
929
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:13,445
CHARACTERS --
930
00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:15,046
WHEN CHIP BEEKER WAS RUNNING FOR
931
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:15,380
HIS POSITION,
932
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,147
HE WROTE IN AN OP-
933
00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:16,815
"THE SO-CALLED
934
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,049
CLIMATE CHANGE CRISIS IS ABOUT
935
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:18,884
AS REAL AS UNICORNS AND LITTLE
936
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,518
GREEN MEN FROM MARS."
937
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,853
WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS,
938
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,189
BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL,
939
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:30,528
AND UNICORNS DO NOT EXIST.
940
00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:30,729
SADLY.
941
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,764
ALTHOUGH IF YOU'RE IN THE MARKET
942
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:33,832
FOR A MAJESTIC CREATURE WITH A
943
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,668
LOT OF HORN, THIS GUY MAY BE
944
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,770
ABLE TO HELP YOU.
945
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,672
AND LOOK, HAVING A COMMISSION
946
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:41,706
RUN BY SCIENCE-DENYING
947
00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,041
IDEOLOGUES IS BAD ENOUGH.
948
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,110
BUT IN OTHER STATES, PUBLIC
949
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,344
OFFICIALS CAN APPEAR FULLY IN
950
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:47,913
UTILITIES' POCKETS.
951
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,281
TAKE OHIO.
952
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,383
A FEW YEARS BACK, A BIG UTILITY
953
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,318
THERE, FIRSTENERGY, WAS CAUGHT
954
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,120
UP IN THIS MASSIVE SCANDAL.
955
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,955
>> OHIO HOUSE SPEAKER LARRY
956
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:58,023
HOUSEHOLDER AND FOUR OTHERS HAVE
957
00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:58,857
BEEN CHARGED WITH RACKETEERING,
958
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,992
ACCUSED BY THE FEDS OF FUNNELING
959
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,695
MILLIONS FROM THE ENERGY COMPANY
960
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:05,563
INTO A 501C4 DARK MONEY GROUP
961
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,265
CALLED GENERATION NOW.
962
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:08,400
>> OKAY, FIRST.
963
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,568
"GENERATION NOW" SOUNDS LIKE
964
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:11,536
A FAILED '90s BOY BAND WHOSE
965
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:12,904
MEMBERS ARE ALL NOW SPOKESMEN
966
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,239
FOR DIFFERENT CRYPTOCURRENCY
967
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:14,506
COMPANIES.
968
00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,274
BUT VERY BASICALLY,
969
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:17,108
WHAT HAPPENED THERE IS THAT
970
00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,077
FIRSTENERGY FUNNELED SIXTY
971
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,812
MILLION DOLLARS TO THE SPEAKER
972
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,081
OF THE OHIO HOUSE, TO GET HIM TO
973
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:24,816
PASS A BILL, H.B. 6, THAT'S BEEN
974
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:25,450
CALLED THE WORST ENERGY BILL OF
975
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,485
THE 21ST CENTURY.
976
00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,554
NOW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
977
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,589
THE HOUSE SPEAKER IN QUESTION
978
00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:32,724
DENIES WRONGDOING AND IS STILL
979
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:34,492
AWAITING TRIAL.
980
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:35,460
BUT WHAT'S VERY CLEAR IS THAT
981
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:36,928
FIRSTENERGY WAS WORKING VERY
982
00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:37,762
HARD TO INFLUENCE THE
983
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,165
DECISION-MAKING PROCESS.
984
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:40,832
THEY ACTUALLY PAID THE CHAIRMAN
985
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:44,936
OF THE STATE'S UTILITY
986
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:45,537
COMMISSION $22 MILLION IN
987
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:46,705
CONSULTING FEES IN THE YEARS
988
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,039
DIRECTLY PRECEDING HIM BECOMING
989
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,007
THEIR REGULATOR.
990
00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:51,309
AND WHILE HE DENIES DOING
991
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,878
ANYTHING IMPROPER, I WILL POINT
992
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,080
OUT THAT ON THE VERY DAY THE
993
00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:56,815
BILL PASSED, FIRST ENERGY'S
994
00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:57,382
CEO WROTE TO HIM, SAYING --
995
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,583
AND I QUOTE --
996
00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,118
"H.B. 6,
997
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,954
FUCK ANYBODY WHO AIN'T US."
998
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,422
WHICH IS VERY COOL.
999
00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:06,458
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE MAN
1000
00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:08,526
WHO WROTE THAT IS THIS GUY, WHO
1001
00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:09,761
LOOKS LIKE HE'S LEFT LENGTHY
1002
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:12,263
REVIEWS FOR MULTIPLE GAS GRILLS
1003
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:12,664
ON HomeDepot.com.
1004
00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,265
THIS MAN WROTE THE WORDS
1005
00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:16,468
"FUCK ANYBODY WHO AIN'T US."
1006
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,236
THIS OLD WHITE MAN TYPED THOSE
1007
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,771
PRECISE WORDS WITH HIS OLD
1008
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,774
WHITE FINGERS.
1009
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:25,043
OUR UTILITY SYSTEM
1010
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,644
LARGELY CONSISTS OF FOR-PROFIT
1011
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,146
COMPANIES WITH MONOPOLIES OVER
1012
00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:30,448
AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE, BUILDING
1013
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:31,916
AS MUCH SHIT AS POSSIBLE SO THEY
1014
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,218
CAN PASS THE COST ALONG TO YOU
1015
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,120
ON YOUR ELECTRIC BILL.
1016
00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,288
AND TO SEE JUST HOW BAD ALL THIS
1017
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:40,592
CAN GET, LET'S GO BACK TO PG&E,
1018
00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:41,126
ARGUABLY CALIFORNIA'S MOST
1019
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:42,394
HATED COMPANY.
1020
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,096
IN FACT, A QUICK SKIM THROUGH
1021
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:48,166
ANY PG&E AFFILIATE'S YELP PAGE
1022
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:49,067
GIVES YOU JUST A TASTE OF THAT,
1023
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:51,002
BECAUSE YOU'LL FIND REVIEWS
1024
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:51,569
LIKE, "ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW."
1025
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:52,904
"FUCKING GARBAGE COMPANY."
1026
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:53,505
"FUCK YOU, PG&E.
1027
00:27:53,571 --> 00:27:55,273
YOUR DAY WILL COME."
1028
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,044
"THE ACTUAL TECHNICIANS LOVELY.
1029
00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:00,879
OFTEN HOT, TOO BOOT.
1030
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,680
HIT OR MISS.
1031
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:03,248
EITHER DISMISSIVE AND STUPID
1032
00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:04,115
OR THOUGHTFUL AND KIND.
1033
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,250
CORPORATION ITSELF
1034
00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:11,489
EVIL EMPIRE PERSONIFIED."
1035
00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,558
WHICH IS A LOT MORE NUANCED THAN
1036
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,259
YOU TYPICALLY FIND
1037
00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:15,260
IN YELP REVIEWS.
1038
00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:16,194
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND THAT THE
1039
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:16,761
LOWEST RANKING, SMOKING HOT
1040
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:17,395
EMPLOYEE THAT I INTERFACED WITH
1041
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,296
ISN'T TO BLAME FOR THE COMPANY'S
1042
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:18,930
LARGER STRUCTURAL PROBLEMS.
1043
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,165
BUT FOR THE RECORD,
1044
00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:20,732
FUCK EVERYONE IN THE C-SUITE
1045
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,467
WITH A CACTUS.
1046
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,636
AND YOU CAN SEE WHY CALIFORNIANS
1047
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,838
HATE PG&E SO MUCH.
1048
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,706
IN JUST ONE THREE-YEAR TIMESPAN,
1049
00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:29,774
IT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR AROUND
1050
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,443
1,500 FIRES.
1051
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:33,211
THAT'S AN AVERAGE OF MORE THAN
1052
00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,680
ONE FIRE A DAY.
1053
00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:37,115
AND AT THAT POINT, PG&E ARE LESS
1054
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,583
A UTILITY AND MORE A FIRE
1055
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,018
COMPANY THAT OCCASIONALLY ALSO
1056
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:42,220
DELIVERS ELECTRICITY
1057
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:42,620
TO PEOPLE'S HOMES.
1058
00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:44,722
AND SO MANY OF PG&E'S PROBLEMS
1059
00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:45,256
STEM FROM THE WAY THEY'RE
1060
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,858
INCENTIVIZED TO OPERATE.
1061
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,760
BECAUSE REMEMBER, THEIR PROFITS
1062
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,261
ARE PEGGED TO MONEY THEY SPEND
1063
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,497
ON NEW INFRASTRUCTURE THEY
1064
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,065
BUILD, NOT ON WHAT THEY SPEND
1065
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:54,833
MAINTAINING IT OR THE AREA
1066
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,334
AROUND IT.
1067
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,569
AND WHEN YOU DON'T MAINTAIN
1068
00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,171
EQUIPMENT, EVENTUALLY IT FAILS.
1069
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,374
THAT OLD HOOK THAT BROKE
1070
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,476
AND STARTED THE CAMP FIRE
1071
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,343
WAS 97 YEARS OLD.
1072
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,711
AND IT'S NOT EVEN THEIR ONLY
1073
00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:07,245
HOOK THAT WAS DANGEROUSLY
1074
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,581
WORN DOWN.
1075
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,249
>> THIS HOOK FOUND A COUPLE OF
1076
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:12,951
MILES UP THE LINE FROM WHERE THE
1077
00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:13,618
CAMP FIRE STARTED SHOWS JUST HOW
1078
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,687
BAD THINGS GOT.
1079
00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:18,089
A GROOVE MORE THAN HALFWAY
1080
00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:20,625
THROUGH THE METAL FROM DECADES
1081
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:21,559
OF GRINDING AGAINST THE HOLE
1082
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:22,627
IT HUNG FROM.
1083
00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:24,963
>> HOLY SHIT.
1084
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,431
"DECADES OF GRINDING" ISN'T
1085
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,399
EXACTLY A PHRASE YOU WANT TO
1086
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,334
ASSOCIATE WITH A VITAL PIECE OF
1087
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,069
OUR POWER GRID.
1088
00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,804
IT'S BARELY A PHRASE YOU WANT TO
1089
00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:33,371
HEAR AT YOUR GRANDPARENTS'
1090
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,341
50TH ANNIVERSARY.
1091
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:37,242
I MEAN, YOU'RE HAPPY FOR THEM.
1092
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,309
IT'S OBVIOUSLY WHAT'S KEPT THEM
1093
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:39,777
TOGETHER FOR SO LONG.
1094
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:43,982
YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
1095
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,283
AND IT'S NOT LIKE PG&E DIDN'T
1096
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:46,751
HAVE THE MONEY TO PERFORM BASIC
1097
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,620
MAINTENANCE, BECAUSE IN THE FIVE
1098
00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:49,187
YEARS BEFORE THE CAMP FIRE,
1099
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:50,221
IT ISSUED OVER 5 BILLION
1100
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,957
IN DIVIDENDS TO SHAREHOLDERS.
1101
00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:56,928
LOOK, CLEARLY, THIS ISN'T A
1102
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:57,562
SYSTEM WHERE YOU, THE CUSTOMER,
1103
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,329
ARE GOING TO BE PRIORITIZED.
1104
00:29:58,396 --> 00:29:59,631
IF ANYTHING, THE MODEL ONLY
1105
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:02,534
MAKES SENSE IF THE COMPANY'S
1106
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,635
SHAREHOLDERS ARE VIEWED AS THE
1107
00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:04,335
CUSTOMER AND YOUR BILLS ARE THE
1108
00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:05,436
PRODUCT.
1109
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,172
AND WHILE YOU WOULD HOPE ELECTED
1110
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,073
OFFICIALS IN CALIFORNIA WOULD
1111
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,744
CRACK DOWN ON PG&E, MANY TAKE
1112
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:13,378
MONEY FROM THEM AND DON'T SEEM
1113
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:16,681
TO SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
1114
00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,616
JUST WATCH AS CALIFORNIA'S
1115
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,151
GOVERNOR BLOWS OFF
1116
00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:20,685
A PRETTY POINTED QUESTION.
1117
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:21,219
>> PG&E WAS CONVICTED OF A
1118
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:22,086
FEDERAL -- OF SIX FEDERAL
1119
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,555
FELONIES IN 2016.
1120
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,924
AFTER THAT, YOU TOOK MORE THAN
1121
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,226
$200,000 TO HELP GET ELECTED.
1122
00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:28,826
HOW SHOULD PEOPLE TRUST YOU TO
1123
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:29,427
BE RUNNING THE SHOW TO COME UP
1124
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:29,861
WITH THE SOLUTION?
1125
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,996
>> I, UH...
1126
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:33,164
I WISH YOU LUCK WITH WHATEVER
1127
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:34,499
YOU'RE WORKING ON,
1128
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:37,402
BUT THAT'S A STRANGE QUESTION.
1129
00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:39,837
>> WAIT, IS IT, THOUGH?
1130
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:40,505
IS IT?
1131
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:41,105
BECAUSE THAT SEEMED PRETTY
1132
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:41,839
REASONABLE TO ME.
1133
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:42,707
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT REPORTER
1134
00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,509
ASKED, "MR. GOVERNOR!
1135
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:45,076
WHY DO YOU THINK THE WIGGLES
1136
00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:48,046
HAD PRINCESS DIANA KILLED?"
1137
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:48,613
THAT IS A STRANGE QUESTION.
1138
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,113
THERE WAS NO BIG RED CAR
1139
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,481
ANYWHERE NEAR THE SCENE.
1140
00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:51,115
BUT WHAT WHAT HE JUST ASKED YOU
1141
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,017
DESERVED A PROPER ANSWER.
1142
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:56,221
AND YET, FRUSTRATINGLY, IF YOU
1143
00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:57,188
LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND PG&E IS
1144
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:58,289
YOUR PROVIDER, THERE'S NOTHING
1145
00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:58,856
YOU CAN DO.
1146
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:04,028
EVERY TIME YOU TURN YOUR LIGHTS
1147
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,296
ON, YOU'RE REMINDED THAT YOUR
1148
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,564
UTILITY HAS KILLED PEOPLE, AND
1149
00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:08,533
THE ONLY REAL RECOURSE YOU HAVE
1150
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,033
IS GIVING THEM A SHITTY
1151
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:09,867
YELP REVIEW.
1152
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:11,135
SO HOW DO WE FIX THIS?
1153
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,704
WELL, IF WE WERE ABLE TO START
1154
00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:13,271
OUR POWER GRID OVER FROM
1155
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,906
SCRATCH, WHAT WE'D PROBABLY DO
1156
00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:15,540
IS MAKE UTILITIES PUBLICLY OWNED
1157
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:16,975
AND RUN BY THE GOVERNMENT.
1158
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,643
IT WOULDN'T FIX EVERYTHING --
1159
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,211
THINGS MIGHT STILL GO WRONG --
1160
00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:20,979
BUT YOU'D REMOVE SO MANY OF THE
1161
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,147
WORST INCENTIVES HERE.
1162
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,415
UNFORTUNATELY, TRANSITIONING NOW
1163
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:25,116
WOULD BE HUGELY EXPENSIVE
1164
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,818
AND IN ALL LIKELIHOOD ISN'T
1165
00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,286
HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
1166
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,289
BUT THERE ARE SMALLER STEPS
1167
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:32,090
WE SHOULD ALSO BE TAKING IN THE
1168
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:32,624
MEANTIME.
1169
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,358
FOR INSTANCE, INSTEAD OF HAVING
1170
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:34,792
A SYSTEM WHERE UTILITIES ARE
1171
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,694
INCENTIVIZED JUST TO BUILD
1172
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:37,829
STUFF, WE COULD INCENTIVIZE THEM
1173
00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:38,830
TO WORK DIRECTLY IN THE
1174
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:39,964
CUSTOMERS' BEST INTERESTS,
1175
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:40,698
BY INVESTING IN THINGS LIKE
1176
00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:41,532
MAINTENANCE, RENEWABLES,
1177
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:44,102
AND ENERGY CONSERVATION.
1178
00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:45,103
THIS IS SOMETHING KNOWN AS
1179
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,804
PERFORMANCE-BASED REGULATION,
1180
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:47,705
AND SEVERAL STATES
1181
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,075
ARE ALREADY TRYING IT.
1182
00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:52,110
AS FOR THE REGULATORS, LOOK,
1183
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,144
COMMISSIONS WILL, UNFORTUNATELY,
1184
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,579
PROBABLY ALWAYS VARY IN
1185
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:55,146
EFFECTIVENESS DEPENDING ON
1186
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,215
WHETHER IT'S STAFFED BY PEOPLE
1187
00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:58,783
WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS, OR,
1188
00:31:58,850 --> 00:31:59,317
LET'S SAY, SOMEONE NAMED
1189
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:01,352
TWINKLE.
1190
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:06,424
BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT
1191
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:07,659
UNDER RESOURCED REGULATORS GET
1192
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:08,693
MORE SUPPORT,
1193
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,193
MORE ACCESS TO TECHNICAL
1194
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:09,861
EXPERTISE, AND MORE JURISDICTION
1195
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:10,628
OVER THE COMPANIES THEY MONITOR.
1196
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,130
AND AT THIS POINT, I'D USUALLY
1197
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,165
BRING OUT A MASCOT WE MADE FOR
1198
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:15,033
UTILITIES THAT'S REPRESENTATIVE
1199
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,301
OF JUST HOW TERRIBLE AND
1200
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,101
HORRIFYING THEY ARE.
1201
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:21,139
BUT AMAZINGLY, I DON'T EVEN NEED
1202
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:21,706
TO DO THAT, DO I?
1203
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,508
BECAUSE THEY ALREADY
1204
00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:24,075
MADE A MURDEROUS HELL-DEMON
1205
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:24,776
ALMOST A HUNDRED YEARS AGO,
1206
00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:25,643
WITH REDDY KILOWATT.
1207
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,011
SO ALL WE NEED TO DO IS BRING
1208
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,680
REDDY BACK.
1209
00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:30,782
SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1210
00:32:30,848 --> 00:32:33,284
I'M THRILLED TO PRESENT
1211
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:34,352
TO YOU THE GLORIOUS RETURN
1212
00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:36,287
OF REDDY KILOWATT!
1213
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:38,256
REDDY?
1214
00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:38,456
REDDY?
1215
00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,524
WHERE ARE YOU?
1216
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:40,458
WHERE ARE YOU?
1217
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,527
>> HELLO, JOHN!
1218
00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:44,929
HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS!
1219
00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:45,763
>> YEAH.
1220
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:46,531
THIS IS CREEPY.
1221
00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:47,098
I'M ALREADY REGRETTING THIS.
1222
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:47,832
WHERE'S THE CLOWN?
1223
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:48,633
WHERE'S MR. TOOT?
1224
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,635
>> HE'S DEAD, JOHN.
1225
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:50,968
I KILLED HIM.
1226
00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:53,705
>> OF COURSE YOU DID.
1227
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:57,075
I'D LIKE TO LEAVE.
1228
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:57,809
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
1229
00:32:57,875 --> 00:33:00,044
>> WHO SAID YOU GET TO DO THAT?
1230
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:06,217
>> FUCK!
1231
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:09,687
>> THE WORLD IS MY MONOPOLY.
1232
00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:14,192
YOUR LOCAL UTILITY IS YOUR GOD.
1233
00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,060
I AM YOUR GOD.
1234
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,829
SB WHEN I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M
1235
00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:20,598
SAYING THIS BUT YOU ARE TOO GOOD
1236
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,433
AT REPRESENTING HOW SHITTY
1237
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,504
UTILITY COMPANIES R.
1238
00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:29,340
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
1239
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,642
I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW.
1240
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:32,777
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHTS?!
1241
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,411
>> BLACKOUTS HAPPEN, JOHN.
1242
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:34,078
>> TURN THE LIGHTS BACK
1243
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:34,812
ON, YOU FREAK!
1244
00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:36,514
>> YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF, JOHN!
1245
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,149
JUST GO AHEAD AND PULL THAT
1246
00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:39,884
LEVER!
1247
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,786
>> WAIT, THIS ONE HERE?
1248
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,622
>> UH-HUH.
1249
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,925
>> OKAY.
1250
00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:48,726
>> UH-HUH.
1251
00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:49,527
HA HA.
1252
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:52,263
I'M GONNA GET SUCH A FINE
1253
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,532
FOR THAT.
1254
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:59,604
THAT'S OUR SHOW.
1255
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:00,471
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.
1256
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,072
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER
1257
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:01,672
EPISODE OF "LAST WEEK TONIGHT"
1258
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:02,106
WITH REDDY KILOWATT.
1259
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,041
HA, HA.
1260
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:14,118
BYE-BYE.
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