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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,061 --> 00:01:00,497 That's strange...! I've never seen him before. 2 00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:34,458 Mr Warburg, your father left you this house, fully paid up. 3 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:40,140 Is it long since you were last here? 4 00:02:40,181 --> 00:02:44,254 I've never been here, or in this village. I lost touch- 5 00:02:44,301 --> 00:02:50,172 -with my father when he went to prison for bigamy and horse scams. 6 00:02:50,221 --> 00:02:56,217 The rumour is, he won the house at poker...just before he died. 7 00:02:57,101 --> 00:02:59,058 At poker? 8 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:06,332 Strip poker. My father was a crook and had very low morals. 9 00:03:07,141 --> 00:03:12,375 Sad to say. I've tried to be his opposite all my life. 10 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:18,260 Mr Akerbock, is there anything I need to sign? 11 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:22,010 Yes, you have to sign the will. 12 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:28,460 After which the property and house are yours. 13 00:03:42,301 --> 00:03:47,011 What will you do with the house? Sell it? 14 00:03:47,301 --> 00:03:51,499 No. I'm so tired of my old life back in Grasjarp... 15 00:03:52,021 --> 00:03:55,093 ...so I intend moving here. 16 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:58,418 Nice. How will you make a living? 17 00:03:59,301 --> 00:04:06,173 I'll sell fish. Mother always said eating fish makes you smart. 18 00:04:06,221 --> 00:04:11,375 Exciting. We eat too much meat here. Great with a new alternative. 19 00:04:11,421 --> 00:04:13,253 Very nice. 20 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:18,011 Good luck with the house. 21 00:04:42,061 --> 00:04:45,497 God, what a great house! Is it yours? 22 00:04:47,261 --> 00:04:51,220 Yes, it's mine since an hour ago. 23 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:57,056 I inherited it and I'm just moving in. 24 00:04:57,101 --> 00:05:01,140 -Let me bid you welcome, then. -Excuse me... 25 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:09,370 -Ole Warburg. -Nina Mort. Nice to meet you. 26 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:15,010 -Likewise. Miss Mort, do you live... -Call me Nina. 27 00:05:17,341 --> 00:05:23,417 -Miss Nina, do you live near here? -At the other end of the village. 28 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:28,251 But I often come here to fish, the fish bite good in this lake. 29 00:05:28,301 --> 00:05:36,300 Fishing! What a coincidence! I plan on selling fish in the village. 30 00:05:37,061 --> 00:05:39,371 What a great idea. 31 00:05:42,261 --> 00:05:48,291 Miss Nina... Or should I say "Mrs"? What is your line of work? 32 00:05:48,341 --> 00:05:52,460 It's "miss", there are no men around here I've found interesting. 33 00:05:52,501 --> 00:05:55,175 So far, that is... 34 00:05:56,221 --> 00:06:02,012 I've been unemployed since the topless variety got closed down... 35 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:06,294 -...by the sewing circle prudes. -What?! 36 00:06:07,421 --> 00:06:10,413 Topless variety? Have you worked topless? 37 00:06:10,461 --> 00:06:15,058 No, I was only cashier. I'd never take my clothes off. 38 00:06:15,101 --> 00:06:19,174 Only men I go steady with get to see me naked. 39 00:06:19,381 --> 00:06:25,297 -Who's the lucky fellow? -No one right now. But a girl... 40 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:28,379 -...does it for herself. -What?! 41 00:06:30,381 --> 00:06:35,091 Do you mean... Do you satisfy... 42 00:06:37,221 --> 00:06:43,376 -Forget it. -I just got a great idea. 43 00:06:43,421 --> 00:06:48,291 What do you say to me satisfying your needs? 44 00:06:49,221 --> 00:06:52,418 What... how...? 45 00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:59,058 -I can supply you with fish. -Oh, really? Yes...! 46 00:06:59,261 --> 00:07:05,132 I can get all the fish you need, and won't have to find a new job. 47 00:07:05,181 --> 00:07:10,460 Marvellous idea. But can you really catch that much fish? 48 00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:17,180 The fish bite good in this lake. But I'll be using nets, I reckon. 49 00:07:17,221 --> 00:07:21,374 My Dad was a fisherman, so I do have experience. 50 00:07:21,421 --> 00:07:23,378 That's great! 51 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:28,219 So we have a deal, then. 52 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:12,015 I've butchered enough meat for the whole week. 53 00:08:12,061 --> 00:08:15,452 Piggy and Gee-gee are now prime fillets. How are you doing? 54 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:19,381 Fine! But I'm so darn hungry. 55 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:44,219 I want more meat! 56 00:10:04,381 --> 00:10:09,171 Tender and tasty...! You're a great wife. 57 00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:04,298 A real butcher's wife! 58 00:11:32,141 --> 00:11:37,170 I want to taste your sausage now. That big butcher's sausage...! 59 00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:53,374 This is what I call a real piece of meat. 60 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:58,095 Perhaps that's what we ought to be selling. 61 00:11:58,141 --> 00:12:00,212 Sell hot dogs? 62 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:06,257 No, Falu-sausage. You don't even need mustard or ketchup. 63 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:20,297 And some beer sausages and pigs' feet. Are they fresh? 64 00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:23,333 Sure. Piggy really met his match yesterday. 65 00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:26,373 Must you be so unfeeling?! 66 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:31,174 It's my job, and everyone has to eat. 67 00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:40,490 Will that be all for today? 68 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:44,218 Yes, we've just the fish to buy now. 69 00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:48,380 Fish? You've been buying meat from me for years. 70 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:52,255 No one's sold fish in Spattkoping. A change is nice- 71 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:55,498 -and they say that fish makes you smart. 72 00:20:56,021 --> 00:21:01,255 -Who sells fish here? -A newcomer opened a fish stall. 73 00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:10,056 All those bones in your throat! 74 00:21:19,141 --> 00:21:22,020 Hello, mrs Adelfink! 75 00:21:25,261 --> 00:21:27,298 OLE'S FISH STALL 76 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,292 Who are you? 77 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,378 Ole Warburg. 78 00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:48,451 Mrs Gunlog Adelfink, chairwoman of Spattkoping sewing circle. 79 00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:52,335 One might say I'm guardian of village morals. 80 00:21:52,381 --> 00:21:57,251 The sewing circle ensures good morals and decency. 81 00:21:57,421 --> 00:22:00,413 What are you doing here, mr Warburg? 82 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:05,015 I'm selling.. fish. 83 00:22:05,261 --> 00:22:11,291 So I see. I'll give you thumbs up for that...! 84 00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:16,174 It really is about time somebody specialises in this. 85 00:22:16,221 --> 00:22:22,058 Fish is good for the brain. We have far too many meat eaters. 86 00:22:22,101 --> 00:22:24,092 Are you married? 87 00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:25,415 No. 88 00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:32,060 Ah, a bachelor? Behave yourself with our local unmarried ladies. 89 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:35,378 We won't stand for promiscuity around here. 90 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:39,134 Don't worry. I'm still a vir... 91 00:22:39,181 --> 00:22:45,097 Welcome to Spattkoping. I'll be buying fish on Tuesday, my fish day. 92 00:22:45,141 --> 00:22:47,018 Good day! 93 00:22:53,421 --> 00:22:59,417 A fish stall! Not a day too soon. What do you recommend? 94 00:23:00,301 --> 00:23:04,454 All my fish is freshly caught, in waters around Spattkoping. 95 00:23:05,021 --> 00:23:09,492 Great! I'll have those two, please. 96 00:23:24,061 --> 00:23:29,090 Excuse me asking - but who is that Gun log Adelfink actually? 97 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:35,057 She seems bossy and judge mental. A self-styled pal ice officer...! 98 00:23:36,141 --> 00:23:42,012 Rather pompous, but she and the sewing circle have cleaned up here. 99 00:23:42,061 --> 00:23:47,135 We had problems with vandalism and immorality. And as teachers- 100 00:23:47,181 --> 00:23:52,381 -we appreciate that graffiti vandals and truants are now behind bars. 101 00:23:52,421 --> 00:23:57,097 They even got that horrid topless variety closed down. 102 00:23:57,141 --> 00:24:02,090 Unfortunately she also closed down the cinema and video shop... 103 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:10,174 ...on account of their erotic movies. So not much goes on here any more. 104 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:17,336 People hardly dare perform their marital duties in their own bedroom. 105 00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:24,370 Morals are a bit too high. Hardly any babies are born any more. 106 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,372 Thank you! 107 00:24:38,221 --> 00:24:44,012 I'll have a little more. This stuff makes you smart, I've heard. 108 00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:55,332 That Otto guy, the butcher... He really doesn't fit in here. 109 00:24:56,261 --> 00:25:01,256 It's men like him that the children look up to. 110 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:19,218 Know what... This sure was some delicious fish. 111 00:25:27,381 --> 00:25:32,091 We ought to go in for more fish and less meat from now on. 112 00:25:44,261 --> 00:25:50,018 What you said about high morals and marital duties... 113 00:25:51,381 --> 00:25:54,260 It's a long time since we... 114 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:57,061 Since we made love? 115 00:25:57,101 --> 00:26:03,052 Yes. Time passes... and I'm getting to feel a little... 116 00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:04,455 Horny? 117 00:26:07,061 --> 00:26:11,134 I'm horny! I want to fuck. 118 00:26:11,381 --> 00:26:16,091 Josephine! What language, coming from you?! 119 00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:22,330 But I feel exactly the same. 120 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:26,375 I don't know what flew into me. Language? Who gives a damn? 121 00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:32,019 I need some dick! I want you 10 fuck me like never before. 122 00:26:32,221 --> 00:26:35,418 And no bloody missionary style. Just you fuck me- 123 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:39,455 -like a stud in mating season, right here on the table! 124 00:27:02,101 --> 00:27:05,253 You fuck me so damn good! 125 00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,410 Oh, darling...! 126 00:28:09,141 --> 00:28:12,372 Kjell, you're so good! 127 00:28:13,381 --> 00:28:17,215 Kjell, you're so damn good! 128 00:30:33,421 --> 00:30:38,211 Kjell, you fuck me so bloody good! 129 00:30:38,261 --> 00:30:41,413 I've missed this so...! 130 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:03,098 I'm coming...! 131 00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:08,090 I want to swallow your cum! Give me your cum...! 132 00:31:16,301 --> 00:31:18,338 I'm coming! 133 00:31:37,101 --> 00:31:41,379 I don't know if we got smarter from eating fish... 134 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:45,016 ...but we did get hornier. 135 00:31:45,061 --> 00:31:48,258 From now on it'll be fish, and only fish. 136 00:31:57,021 --> 00:32:02,175 Strange...! Why are there so few customers today? 137 00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:10,494 Hello there! No meat today? Old Blacky died yesterday... 138 00:32:11,021 --> 00:32:14,013 ...so I have some great steaks! 139 00:32:14,061 --> 00:32:18,134 No, thanks. From now on it's fish, and only fish. 140 00:32:19,101 --> 00:32:23,299 What's going on here? Damn vegetarians! 141 00:32:23,421 --> 00:32:25,458 Bloody hell! 142 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,380 What's going on here, then?! 143 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,139 Sorry...! 144 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:51,460 Shame on you! You ought to be setting a good example! 145 00:32:57,181 --> 00:33:01,414 We just have to go and buy some more fish. 146 00:33:27,061 --> 00:33:29,416 -Hi, Ole! -Hi, Nina. 147 00:33:29,461 --> 00:33:34,410 -How's business? -I'm almost sold out of fish. 148 00:33:34,461 --> 00:33:39,297 If it goes on like this, I'll be needing new stock every day. 149 00:33:39,341 --> 00:33:46,338 That often? Should be okay. The fish are really biting right now. 150 00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:50,379 But I'll have to step things up, in that case. 151 00:33:50,421 --> 00:33:56,212 I have regular customers, they're so satisfied when they come back. 152 00:33:56,261 --> 00:34:00,494 -Your fish has something special. -Nice to hear. 153 00:34:02,101 --> 00:34:09,258 I just wanted to ask... Couldn't we get together some time? 154 00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:16,297 -Discuss prices, you mean? -No, I'm happy with what you pay. 155 00:34:17,141 --> 00:34:21,135 I thought we might perhaps go out for a meal or... 156 00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:24,419 -A date, you mean? -Yes... 157 00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:33,212 I don't think I dare... I haven't the time this week. 158 00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:39,097 -Next week, then? -Yes. Sure... 159 00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:43,457 Right, let's do that. 160 00:34:45,141 --> 00:34:49,374 I must be going, to put out the nets. Bye for now - see you. 161 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,332 Bye! 162 00:34:53,181 --> 00:34:59,097 Help! How am I going to dare? She'll guess I'm a virgin. 163 00:35:10,181 --> 00:35:14,254 Good day, my name's Bert Stark. Constable Bert Stark. 164 00:35:15,061 --> 00:35:18,099 I'm Ole Warburg. 165 00:35:18,141 --> 00:35:21,179 You do have a permit for doing business here? 166 00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:23,451 Yes, I have the papers here... 167 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:29,141 Fine! I'm going on a picnic and need some fish. 168 00:35:30,141 --> 00:35:33,099 Do the police go on picnics? 169 00:35:33,141 --> 00:35:38,011 No, I'm off duty now and am going out with my girlfriend. 170 00:35:38,461 --> 00:35:41,214 -This is Ulla. -Hit 171 00:35:41,261 --> 00:35:44,333 And this is Ole Warburg. 172 00:35:45,301 --> 00:35:48,293 What do you recommend? 173 00:35:49,341 --> 00:35:51,412 A nice salmon trout. 174 00:36:15,101 --> 00:36:17,172 Delicious...! 175 00:36:21,461 --> 00:36:27,332 Bert... Why are you so reserved when we meet in public? 176 00:36:28,141 --> 00:36:33,056 I have to set a good example when I'm on duty. 177 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:41,218 And the sewing circle always has a wary eye. It's awkward. 178 00:36:48,061 --> 00:36:53,010 -But you're not on duty now. -No, but... 179 00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:01,252 Ulla... 180 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:08,177 Ulla, now stop that...! 181 00:37:08,461 --> 00:37:15,060 The sewing circle has its rules. “No pre-marital sexual relations." 182 00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:18,173 Forget the sewing circle! 183 00:37:18,381 --> 00:37:23,057 Ulla, stop it! Think if someone sees us! 184 00:37:24,461 --> 00:37:27,499 I don't care...! 185 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:40,297 -I'm horny. -Me, too! 186 00:47:23,221 --> 00:47:25,451 I'm coming...! 187 00:48:15,261 --> 00:48:19,175 -I don't know what flew into us. -Me neither. 188 00:48:19,221 --> 00:48:25,331 But I'm glad we did that. We don't have to have sex on the sly. 189 00:48:25,381 --> 00:48:33,334 -Precisely. One should feel free. -Was it the fish that made us wild? 190 00:48:34,101 --> 00:48:39,096 Maybe. In that case, we'll have to start eating more fish. 191 00:49:17,381 --> 00:49:22,296 This is crazy! We've lost half our turnover this last week. 192 00:49:22,341 --> 00:49:27,370 Like everyone died in an accident, but no! Now they're all eating fish. 193 00:49:29,101 --> 00:49:34,130 It can't be that bad, right? Maybe it's just the novelty of it. 194 00:49:34,181 --> 00:49:40,211 No. Everyone who buys fish from Ole suddenly wants fish only! 195 00:49:40,261 --> 00:49:44,300 Fish is just for slimming, and it has all those bones! 196 00:49:44,341 --> 00:49:50,098 It's no food for real men! The intelligence thing is just myth. 197 00:49:50,141 --> 00:49:54,499 Just as silly as saying that size doesn't matter! 198 00:49:55,021 --> 00:49:59,094 It really does matter. Who wants a tiny Weiner in their... 199 00:49:59,141 --> 00:50:04,170 If this goes on, we'll be bankrupt soon. It's driving me crazy! 200 00:50:27,021 --> 00:50:32,050 Right, it's Tuesday today. I must try what everyone's talking about. 201 00:50:32,101 --> 00:50:35,378 Can fish really be that good? 202 00:50:36,421 --> 00:50:40,051 I have very little left, I'm afraid. 203 00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:46,496 Give me what you have - I'm having a meeting with the sewing circle. 204 00:51:00,341 --> 00:51:03,220 Here you are. 20 crowns, please. 205 00:51:06,461 --> 00:51:10,216 See you have more fish in stock next time! 206 00:51:24,301 --> 00:51:29,057 Hi, Nina! Ole here. I've already run out of fish. 207 00:51:29,221 --> 00:51:37,220 Can you get me more today? Already on to it? Great! See you. 208 00:52:03,381 --> 00:52:08,171 Let's hope the fish are biting real quick this time. 209 00:52:51,381 --> 00:52:55,090 ROCKY BALLENGREN Mfg POTENCY AIDS 210 00:52:55,301 --> 00:53:00,296 What the hell?! Potency medicine seeping into the lake? 211 00:53:25,021 --> 00:53:28,491 I must admit, Ole Warburg's fish is very tasty. 212 00:53:29,021 --> 00:53:32,173 I was almost ready to call in the health inspectors. 213 00:53:32,221 --> 00:53:34,053 Why? 214 00:53:34,101 --> 00:53:39,130 We can't let newcomers just start up any old business. 215 00:53:39,181 --> 00:53:44,460 Quiet, Alfred! Nobody has asked for your opinion on the matter. 216 00:53:55,141 --> 00:53:59,453 What a shame no others from the sewing circle could come. 217 00:54:00,021 --> 00:54:04,379 They were all staying home and cooking fish tonight. 218 00:54:08,421 --> 00:54:11,174 What a lack of respect! 219 00:54:11,221 --> 00:54:17,456 Especially since we were to discuss pre-marital rules of conduct. 220 00:54:19,421 --> 00:54:22,459 We have take action on today's promiscuity. 221 00:54:23,021 --> 00:54:27,333 It's just not right to have pre-marital sexual relations. 222 00:54:27,381 --> 00:54:31,295 Even after marriage it ought not to be too often. 223 00:54:31,341 --> 00:54:37,337 If people can't control their lusts, we'll just have to do it for them. 224 00:54:37,381 --> 00:54:39,452 Precisely, Eva! 225 00:54:40,021 --> 00:54:44,060 I couldn't have worded it better myself. 226 00:54:45,021 --> 00:54:50,380 Moral decline is still a major problem in our little community. 227 00:54:51,261 --> 00:54:57,018 Look at me: I'm still unmarried, and guard my virtue closely- 228 00:54:57,061 --> 00:55:00,133 -and it's not that difficult. 229 00:55:00,181 --> 00:55:04,254 Let's talk of Ole Warburg again. He's unmarried... 230 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:09,057 ...and his motives might be highly dubious. 231 00:55:10,261 --> 00:55:16,416 And what's more, he's taken up with miss Nina. That cheap slut! 232 00:55:18,181 --> 00:55:20,457 Nina, a slut? Don't talk rubbish! 233 00:55:20,501 --> 00:55:27,020 Quiet, Alfred! When we want your opinion, we'll ask for it. 234 00:55:34,301 --> 00:55:39,501 Goodness, it's so hot...! What's happening? 235 00:55:42,061 --> 00:55:45,179 I feel all funny! 236 00:55:45,501 --> 00:55:51,053 My whole body is tingling, and I have an itch in my crotch! 237 00:55:51,101 --> 00:55:54,173 What am I saying?! 238 00:56:10,421 --> 00:56:12,412 Jesus! 239 00:56:12,461 --> 00:56:16,250 What am I doing?! 240 00:56:17,101 --> 00:56:23,336 There's no excuse for my behaviour! Good Lord! 241 00:56:24,421 --> 00:56:28,051 What is happening?! 242 00:56:30,301 --> 00:56:32,451 What's happening?! 243 00:56:34,021 --> 00:56:37,173 You're my husband, give me sexual intercourse! 244 00:59:52,301 --> 00:59:55,373 Lick my pussy! 245 01:00:01,501 --> 01:00:05,176 No, take me instead! 246 01:05:52,141 --> 01:05:58,057 I'd forgotten that sexual intercourse could be so unbelievably good! 247 01:05:59,341 --> 01:06:05,292 We'll close down the sewing circle and start an erotic club instead. 248 01:06:06,461 --> 01:06:10,216 And encourage promiscuity...! 249 01:06:10,261 --> 01:06:14,459 As you wish, sweetie pie. I'll obey you, as always. 250 01:06:20,221 --> 01:06:26,137 I'll be back in Spattkoping soon. And I fancy a nice bit of fish. 251 01:06:26,181 --> 01:06:32,097 I'll see if I can buy some fish from Ole Warburg. 252 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,252 What the...?! 253 01:06:43,261 --> 01:06:46,299 -Come here! -No, stop it! 254 01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:51,134 -Give me dick! -No...! 255 01:06:58,381 --> 01:07:01,214 -Give me dick! -No! 256 01:07:04,461 --> 01:07:08,295 Give me dick, I said! This minute! 257 01:07:35,501 --> 01:07:37,412 Stop it! 258 01:07:39,021 --> 01:07:41,012 Help! 259 01:07:48,301 --> 01:07:50,292 Help...! 260 01:08:05,461 --> 01:08:08,180 It feels so good...! 261 01:08:09,381 --> 01:08:12,499 Protest a little more! 262 01:15:50,021 --> 01:15:52,171 I'm coming...! 263 01:16:27,221 --> 01:16:32,455 Hi there! My name's Eva Frigidlund. 264 01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:38,455 Kaj Akerbock. A real pleasure to meet you. 265 01:16:59,341 --> 01:17:01,332 THE MEAT STALL 266 01:17:04,421 --> 01:17:10,292 Not a customer for hours now. They're all going to the fish stall. 267 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:13,175 This is crazy! 268 01:17:15,141 --> 01:17:19,339 I'm gonna give that damned Ole what for! 269 01:17:24,101 --> 01:17:28,334 -See you tonight, then? -Well... 270 01:17:29,421 --> 01:17:34,177 You said we could have a date this week. 271 01:17:34,221 --> 01:17:38,260 Well... I don't know if I dare. 272 01:17:40,341 --> 01:17:45,177 I've never taken that step, and no one's wanted to take it with me. 273 01:17:46,261 --> 01:17:48,457 Step? What do you mean? 274 01:17:53,341 --> 01:17:56,174 Going all the way. 275 01:17:57,501 --> 01:18:00,095 What way? 276 01:18:03,021 --> 01:18:05,456 To bed, of course. 277 01:18:09,301 --> 01:18:12,180 Are you a virgin, Ole? 278 01:18:13,261 --> 01:18:17,334 Yes. I do apologise for that. 279 01:18:18,341 --> 01:18:23,290 One could almost believe you were born in this dead old place. 280 01:18:23,341 --> 01:18:27,175 But tonight is only a first date, so it's no problem. 281 01:18:27,221 --> 01:18:31,055 No more! You stole my customers! 282 01:18:31,101 --> 01:18:35,254 They buy fish from you instead of meat from me! 283 01:18:35,301 --> 01:18:39,010 Perhaps they just prefer fish. 284 01:18:40,101 --> 01:18:44,299 -Don't touch my girlfriend! -Oh, so you do like me, then? 285 01:18:44,341 --> 01:18:47,459 I'll give you what for, you fishy bastard! 286 01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:40,495 AMOR HEALTH WATER CO 287 01:19:59,341 --> 01:20:01,457 How do you feel? 288 01:20:02,301 --> 01:20:04,178 Thirsty! 289 01:20:04,381 --> 01:20:07,373 Does it hurt anywhere? 290 01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:12,058 No. 291 01:20:13,021 --> 01:20:16,412 -Only a swelling inside my pants. -Inside your pants? 292 01:20:16,461 --> 01:20:20,136 Inside my flies, that is. 293 01:20:24,101 --> 01:20:27,332 How can you have a hard-on now? 294 01:20:31,181 --> 01:20:36,335 It must be because of you. And I feel I'm ready now. 295 01:20:37,021 --> 01:20:39,092 Ready for what? 296 01:20:39,381 --> 01:20:44,330 Oh, ready for that! We'd better strike while the iron is hot. 297 01:20:44,381 --> 01:20:48,090 I live right over here. Come on, hurry! 298 01:21:30,221 --> 01:21:33,339 -So how did that feel? -Great. 299 01:21:33,381 --> 01:21:40,139 -We'd better take it a bit easy. -No, go for it! Like in porn movies. 300 01:21:40,301 --> 01:21:46,172 -Ole, have you seen a porn movie? -Yes, once. 301 01:21:46,221 --> 01:21:52,217 It started with the man licking the girl. It looked exciting. 302 01:21:53,341 --> 01:21:56,459 I won't say no to a bit of that. 303 01:24:45,101 --> 01:24:48,219 -How does it feel? -Wonderful. 304 01:24:48,261 --> 01:24:52,175 -I've never felt anything like it. -Perhaps we'll take it easy... 305 01:24:52,221 --> 01:24:56,215 -...80 you don't come too soon. -Yeah? 306 01:25:56,461 --> 01:26:02,377 Come on. It's time you stick your penis into my vagina. 307 01:26:02,421 --> 01:26:06,301 So people do that, like animals? 308 01:26:27,461 --> 01:26:33,412 -Your vagina feels so good! -You feel good and big, Ole. 309 01:29:16,181 --> 01:29:20,300 - Can manage even more. -So let's go on. 310 01:31:07,501 --> 01:31:13,053 -Had enough yet? -I can manage more... 311 01:32:56,021 --> 01:32:58,376 Satisfied now then? 312 01:32:59,101 --> 01:33:02,139 No. I can manage a bit more. 313 01:33:03,221 --> 01:33:06,293 I feel a little sore. 314 01:33:07,181 --> 01:33:10,333 But I'll help you. 315 01:34:01,221 --> 01:34:04,179 Had enough now? 316 01:34:04,221 --> 01:34:09,375 I'm getting to feel satisfied. I had a lot to catch up on. 317 01:34:10,501 --> 01:34:15,337 -I'm not complaining - no way. -I've spent so much time- 318 01:34:15,381 --> 01:34:20,251 -on books and TV games instead of on women. 319 01:34:20,301 --> 01:34:25,011 -So great that I got to meet you. -I'm so happy I met you. 320 01:34:25,061 --> 01:34:28,099 I'm not gonna let you go now. 321 01:34:28,301 --> 01:34:32,135 You're an unbelievable lover. 322 01:34:32,421 --> 01:34:37,416 So no more TV-games. From now on, only sex...and me. 323 01:34:40,461 --> 01:34:43,499 You and I are together now. 324 01:34:44,221 --> 01:34:46,178 Together? 325 01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:51,210 I just had this really great idea. 326 01:35:15,381 --> 01:35:18,419 080 Co. SPATTKOPING FISH & MEATS 327 01:35:28,221 --> 01:35:32,294 A great idea, Ole. Business is flourishing, and the community. 328 01:35:32,341 --> 01:35:35,094 The two of us will be rich! 329 01:35:35,141 --> 01:35:37,291 Thanks, partner! 330 01:35:42,261 --> 01:35:46,380 Sure I can manage delivery of an order like that. 331 01:35:46,421 --> 01:35:53,020 Our water is piped directly from our fabulous secret spring. 332 01:35:54,341 --> 01:35:58,255 So that's a deal. Thanks. 333 01:36:02,501 --> 01:36:06,290 Britt-Marie, can you arrange a further delivery- 334 01:36:06,341 --> 01:36:11,177 -of 2 million bottles health water to our customer in Brazil. 335 01:36:11,221 --> 01:36:14,020 Of course...! 27046

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