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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,976 Gino! 2 00:01:09,317 --> 00:01:11,464 Gino, you come in here now! 3 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:32,283 I don't remember much about when I was a kid. 4 00:01:32,324 --> 00:01:36,829 I remember the summers. Bungalow bar and Johnny ride the pony. 5 00:01:36,912 --> 00:01:39,373 Listenin' to 45s on the close n' play. 6 00:01:39,457 --> 00:01:42,585 Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front stoop with my best friend teen... 7 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:45,212 And her six sisters playin' beauty parlor. 8 00:01:45,296 --> 00:01:47,506 I was eleven years old. 9 00:01:47,548 --> 00:01:51,135 I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee with a drinkin' problem. 10 00:01:54,138 --> 00:01:56,098 I had no brothers or sisters... 11 00:01:56,182 --> 00:02:01,562 Which in a catholic neighborhood like bensonhurst made me kinda like a martian. 12 00:02:01,645 --> 00:02:04,523 I gotta go change the record. 13 00:02:06,108 --> 00:02:08,611 - Put on "band of gold." - Yeah, that sounds good. 14 00:02:08,652 --> 00:02:11,947 My mother left when I was three. 15 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:14,711 I didn't know much about her except she was an Italian from Texas... 16 00:02:14,784 --> 00:02:17,495 That pop met when he was in the army down there. 17 00:02:17,536 --> 00:02:20,497 She's what my aunt Vicky called a "free spirit." 18 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:23,249 I knew she was iivin' back in Texas somewhere... 19 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,627 But no one ever talked about her, least of all my pop. 20 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,838 Every year we signed a Christmas card and mailed it down to her sister... 21 00:02:28,922 --> 00:02:31,257 But that's as close as I ever got. 22 00:02:31,341 --> 00:02:33,885 - Hey! - Who's this? 23 00:02:33,968 --> 00:02:36,221 - No one. Give it back! - Is it your mother? 24 00:02:36,235 --> 00:02:38,555 My mother told me she used to dance half naked in the snow. 25 00:02:38,556 --> 00:02:40,183 She's a free spirit. 26 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:43,186 Back off! 27 00:02:59,953 --> 00:03:02,872 Teen, what do you think it'll be like when we grow up? 28 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:05,834 First, we'll find two brothers and get married! 29 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:07,961 Twins! So neither of us gets someone cuter. 30 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:11,089 Right! Then we'll get pregnant at exactly the same time. 31 00:03:11,172 --> 00:03:12,924 Yeah! Then our chests will get bigger. 32 00:03:13,716 --> 00:03:17,137 Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're pregnant to make the chest bigger. 33 00:03:18,012 --> 00:03:22,057 All you do is talk to it. What do you say? I don't know. 34 00:03:22,058 --> 00:03:25,019 Grow! I guess. 35 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:27,772 G row? 36 00:03:27,856 --> 00:03:30,024 Grow. 37 00:03:30,108 --> 00:03:33,027 - Grow. - Grow. 38 00:03:34,195 --> 00:03:35,989 - Grow. - Grow. Grow. 39 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:42,328 - Grow. Grow. Grow. - Grow. Grow. Grow. 40 00:03:43,872 --> 00:03:46,749 - Hurry up, Angie. - I'm hurrying, Tina. 41 00:04:20,992 --> 00:04:23,620 Yeah. 42 00:04:23,661 --> 00:04:27,040 Right. And then he yells at me. The bum. 43 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:42,095 All right, I know. 44 00:04:42,179 --> 00:04:45,057 We didn't exactly grow up and become Audrey hepburn or nothin. 45 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:48,685 But, at least we get to go into the city to work every day. 46 00:04:48,769 --> 00:04:51,230 - Forget about it. - Later. 47 00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:55,943 Never seen them before. 48 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:59,363 Hey, Angie! Tina! 49 00:05:04,576 --> 00:05:06,787 Very nice, Ange. 50 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,456 You are right. You're always right. 51 00:05:09,539 --> 00:05:13,001 But then if I didn't run, we wouldn't be here. 52 00:05:28,725 --> 00:05:32,062 I sure wouldn't mind sitting down. 53 00:06:19,151 --> 00:06:21,903 Tina got me this job. It's great! 54 00:06:21,945 --> 00:06:25,407 The only drag is, it's not like it's a real magazine or nothin. 55 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:29,578 Micro circuit. You tell people where you work, they never heard of it. 56 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:47,637 Whew! So go ahead, Ange. 57 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:51,767 These four nuns are tryin' to get into heaven. And St. Peter says to the first one... 58 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:56,313 "Sister, I must ask you before I let you in: Have you ever touched a penis?" 59 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:58,606 - No, never. - She says, "yes, as a matter of fact." 60 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:01,233 Once with the tip of my finger I did touch one." 61 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:04,987 He says, "all right, dip your finger in the holy water and pass on through." 62 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:07,281 The second one steps up, he asks her the same question. 63 00:07:07,365 --> 00:07:11,744 "I have to admit once in the backseat of a car, I touched a penis with my hand." 64 00:07:11,786 --> 00:07:14,789 "Dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass on through." 65 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:18,000 The third one steps up, but the fourth one pushes her outta the way and says... 66 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:21,587 "Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with that shit after she sticks her ass in it... 67 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:24,423 You can forget about it!" 68 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:29,261 Vinnie and I had been boyfriend, girlfriend since the 9th grade. 69 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:31,013 But we still don't live together. 70 00:07:31,097 --> 00:07:35,267 He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up with a stockbroker or something. 71 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:38,145 Someone who wore a suit. 72 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:41,148 I mean, Vinnie's got a suit, but it's green! 73 00:07:41,232 --> 00:07:46,487 I'm lying under this lady's sink today and it comes to me... like bing! 74 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:48,989 I'm gonna make a commercial. 75 00:07:49,031 --> 00:07:52,618 - You're gonna make a commercial? - It's a great idea! 76 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:55,663 I mean, it's gotta be good for business, right? 77 00:07:55,746 --> 00:07:58,916 - What business? Baby, it's you and a truck. - That's what I'm tryin' to fix. 78 00:07:58,999 --> 00:08:01,293 - Make a commercial. - I think that's a good idea. 79 00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:03,796 - I do, I really do. - What do you know about it, huh? 80 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:07,007 I've got an opinion like everybody else. 81 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:10,218 He didn't ask how he could get people to eat six meals a day. He's talking about plumbing. 82 00:08:10,219 --> 00:08:11,886 - Just stand there. - Yeah, right, thanks a lot. 83 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:14,849 Vinnie's a nice guy. He's got a good heart. 84 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:20,604 Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got two kids, but he don't treat her right. 85 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:23,482 Hey, hey, hey! Ding. Okay? 86 00:08:23,566 --> 00:08:26,152 Please? 87 00:08:26,235 --> 00:08:28,446 - Aah. - Real nice! 88 00:08:28,487 --> 00:08:30,489 Hey, don't start with me tonight. 89 00:08:30,573 --> 00:08:33,117 I thought we were goin' to your house. 90 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,996 Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along, but we pretend like we do. 91 00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:39,999 I ain't eatin' her cooking. I'll tell you that right now. 92 00:08:40,082 --> 00:08:43,252 Like I'm gonna stay in the same room with her long enough to eat. 93 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:46,046 - Hi. - Hi! How was the movie? 94 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,947 - It was great. - How are you? 95 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:51,010 You hungry? I got shells and sauce I made special. 96 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:53,304 Your father's in the kitchen. 97 00:08:53,345 --> 00:08:56,599 - Hey, pop. - Hi, Ange. 98 00:08:56,682 --> 00:08:58,809 - Frank! - What? 99 00:08:58,851 --> 00:09:01,896 - Angie is here with Vinnie. - All right. 100 00:09:01,937 --> 00:09:04,064 Don't ask me what pop sees in her. 101 00:09:04,148 --> 00:09:08,110 It's funny. She ain't Italian, but she keeps wishin' she was. 102 00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:10,029 Oh, I gotta check my sauce! 103 00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:13,032 - How you feelin'? - You want the truth or what I tell everybody? 104 00:09:13,115 --> 00:09:16,535 - The truth. - I feel fantastic! 105 00:09:18,953 --> 00:09:22,749 Vinnie, I'm having some trouble with the sinks at the store. 106 00:09:22,832 --> 00:09:25,126 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 107 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:27,504 - I'll come by tomorrow. I'll take a look. - Good. 108 00:09:27,545 --> 00:09:30,965 Pop, when are you gonna get rid of those sinks, buy some new ones? 109 00:09:31,049 --> 00:09:33,799 What are you talking about? Those sinks are perfectly good. 110 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,096 They're prehistoric! 111 00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:38,014 - God forbid you should make a change. - Here you are! 112 00:09:38,097 --> 00:09:39,974 Mangia. 113 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:43,186 Angie, would you like some? I got plenty. 114 00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:45,772 No, thanks, I've been a little nauseous all day. 115 00:09:45,855 --> 00:09:49,776 You never take care of yourself. You're always waitin' for somebody else to do it for you. 116 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:52,820 - What's that mean? - It means you were raised like a little Princess 117 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:55,406 Hey, news flash! I was not raised like a little Princess. 118 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:59,369 All right, all right! Let's have a little peace tonight. 119 00:09:59,452 --> 00:10:02,372 Please? 120 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:09,879 - So, how is it? - Delicious. 121 00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:12,382 - It's fantastic. - Yeah? 122 00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:16,094 Got any cheese? 123 00:10:28,648 --> 00:10:32,110 I have one memory of my mother to go with my one photograph. 124 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:44,414 I'm three years old and my relatives are over. 125 00:10:44,497 --> 00:10:47,125 Aunt violetta who can make a rock cry... 126 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,752 Great aunt Louisa who's been in mourning since 1956... 127 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:53,631 And my crazy aunt Vicky who has her big puppet head pushed so close to me... 128 00:10:53,715 --> 00:10:56,426 I can see the cracks in her tongue. 129 00:10:56,509 --> 00:11:00,221 - She's asking me... - What are you gonna do with your life? 130 00:11:00,263 --> 00:11:03,182 Three years old! I was this close to bursting into tears... 131 00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:07,895 When suddenly out of nowhere my mother picks me up like a super hero. 132 00:11:10,064 --> 00:11:14,736 Angie, some stories don't fit inside a person's mouth. 133 00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:18,323 Some stories just have to tell themselves. 134 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:23,786 That's what she said. 135 00:11:25,622 --> 00:11:29,917 I guess I'll just have to let my story tell itself. 136 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:32,545 - Angela scacci... - Scacciapensieri. 137 00:11:35,006 --> 00:11:38,343 I've been seeing the same gynecologist since I'm 14. 138 00:11:38,426 --> 00:11:42,804 But, Jackie, my boss, she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best. 139 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:45,474 Don't be nervous. He's one of the top men in the field! 140 00:11:45,557 --> 00:11:48,185 He treats the mayor's wife. 141 00:11:48,268 --> 00:11:51,355 - No kiddin'? - Yes! 142 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,985 Good morning, doctor. 143 00:12:02,574 --> 00:12:04,743 - Angie. - Dr. Gould. 144 00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:07,829 - How ya doin'? - Please sit down. 145 00:12:07,954 --> 00:12:09,831 All right. 146 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:14,336 - Are your periods always regular? - Usually like clockwork. 147 00:12:14,419 --> 00:12:16,630 Every 28 days. 148 00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:19,549 I got your name from Jackie short... Schwartz. She's my boss. 149 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:24,721 I just, um, didn't want to go to the same gynecologist as half my neighborhood. 150 00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:27,265 - Go ahead and lie down. - All right. 151 00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:31,603 Place your legs in the stirrups, please. 152 00:12:34,147 --> 00:12:36,316 Scoot down, please. 153 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,444 Come on down a little further. 154 00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:44,074 You know, Jackie was my date at my senior prom. 155 00:12:44,157 --> 00:12:47,828 No kidding? 156 00:12:47,911 --> 00:12:51,915 So... you think you might be pregnant, huh? 157 00:12:51,998 --> 00:12:53,917 Yeah. 158 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,753 Please don't feel self-conscious about my height. 159 00:12:56,837 --> 00:12:59,339 Oh, god, no, of course not. 160 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:01,842 I-I-I think it's nice you don't have to bend or nothin'. 161 00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:05,595 I always think gynecologists must have such back problems. 162 00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:11,059 - Ow, Jesus, Angie! - Hold still. 163 00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:13,823 - That one don't got a head. - Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one. 164 00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:15,939 It could fill an eclair. 165 00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:19,401 - Ow! Ow! That's enough. - All right. 166 00:13:19,484 --> 00:13:22,946 You're a very weird girl. It ain't a sportin' event. 167 00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:25,490 - You set the alarm? - Yeah. 168 00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:29,035 - Come here. - Vinnie, we gotta talk. 169 00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:31,496 - We'll talk tomorrow. - No, listen to me. 170 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,666 - Angie, you know how beautiful you are? - Vinnie? 171 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,627 - Oh my god, Vinnie. - Talk to me. Go ahead. 172 00:13:37,669 --> 00:13:40,756 - I'm gonna throw up! Get off! - What? 173 00:13:40,839 --> 00:13:43,800 Oh, god! 174 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,513 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 175 00:13:48,597 --> 00:13:51,683 It wasn't you, I swear. You were great. 176 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:55,896 Oh, yeah. If I make a girl puke, I know I showed her a good time. 177 00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:58,731 What's wrong? You got like a virus or something? 178 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,524 You know what that's from? It's from all those elevators in the city. 179 00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:04,565 You keep breathing air that's been breathed through somebody else's nostrils. 180 00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:08,657 - And it makes you sick. - I'm pregnant. 181 00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:11,368 - You're what? - I'm pregnant. 182 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,913 For real? 183 00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:16,999 Yeah. Remember that time at pop's house... 184 00:14:17,082 --> 00:14:19,960 Angie, that is so fucking wonderful! 185 00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:22,630 - We're gonna have a baby! - Vinnie, no! Put me down! 186 00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:24,478 Or we won't be able to sleep in this room neither. 187 00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:25,179 I'm sorry. 188 00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:27,009 - Put me down quick. - I'm sorry. Here. 189 00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:29,512 Lie back, relax. Okay? 190 00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:31,972 You all right? 191 00:14:32,056 --> 00:14:35,559 - Oh, man, this is great! When's he due? - December 25th. 192 00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:40,147 December friggin' 25th! The baby's gonna pop out like Jesus Christ. 193 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:44,026 That is fuckin' unbelievable. That is so fuckin' unbelievable. 194 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,362 Vinnie, please, the neighbors are gonna hear. 195 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:49,490 Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear! I want everybody to know! 196 00:14:49,573 --> 00:14:52,076 - Hey, I'm havin' a baby! - Way to go, Vinnie! 197 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,703 We're gettin' married right away, Ange, okay? 198 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:57,540 It don't matter if it's a boy or a girl or whatever... 199 00:14:57,541 --> 00:15:00,500 'Cause whatever we have this time, we'll go and have the other one the next time. 200 00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:04,880 Next time? Calm down. This one ain't even born yet. 201 00:15:04,922 --> 00:15:08,968 Angie, I'm gonna make you happy. 202 00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:12,513 I swear it. Anything. 203 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,645 - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. 204 00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:21,981 Saltines. 205 00:15:22,064 --> 00:15:25,818 My sister when she was pregnant with the twins and had the morning sickness... 206 00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:28,487 - She said the saltines helped her. - Oh. 207 00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:32,283 So tomorrow I'm gonna go out and get you a dozen boxes. 208 00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:36,078 - You want something now? - No, no, Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay? 209 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:39,123 Promise me we're not gonna turn out like Tina and Jerry, okay? 210 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,625 Tell me we're special. 211 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:45,462 We're special, baby. You make us special. 212 00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:49,008 I know that. 213 00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:53,512 But enough's enough. Angela, I mean, you can be special and normal too. 214 00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:57,683 A house, a crib, a nice normal life. 215 00:15:59,435 --> 00:16:02,897 I mean, I can't wait. Can you, huh? 216 00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:07,735 Oh, boy. 217 00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:26,127 - Pop. - Hi, Ange. 218 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,798 I've got some good news. Me and Vinnie are gonna get married. 219 00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:33,259 - You and Vinnie? - We're gonna have a baby. 220 00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,553 You're havin' a baby? Ahh! 221 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,641 Oh, I'm so pleased! That's fantastic! 222 00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:45,229 Hey, come here! She's going to get married. She's having a baby. 223 00:16:46,648 --> 00:16:51,694 - It's a breast pump! - You are gonna thank me for this. 224 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,113 Let's make a toast to the baby. 225 00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:56,282 To the baby. 226 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,872 You're gonna love it, Angie, the whole thing. 227 00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:06,008 It's the most beautiful experience a woman can have. 228 00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,209 Damn straight! 229 00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:11,005 Except for the water retention. My hands swelled up so much... 230 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,841 I had to go to a jeweler to get my rings cutoff. 231 00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:17,679 Forget the hands. How 'bout the way your breasts swell up? 232 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:22,558 - I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses. - Oh, my god. 233 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,560 That stuff, it doesn't come out. 234 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,855 Stop it! You'll give her nightmares for the next seven months. 235 00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:32,276 - It really is a beautiful experience. - Of course it is. 236 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,279 Oh, I'm... 237 00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,908 When I was born, my mother, she pushed so hard she had a b.M. Right there on the table. 238 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:42,704 Ah, I'm gonna... I gotta take a walk. 239 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:46,249 - Angie, don't listen to them. - I'm sorry! 240 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,711 So, when are you gonna start gettin' big? 241 00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:53,172 You're gonna look so sexy when you get some meat on your bones. 242 00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:57,343 Hey, look, baby names. 243 00:17:57,427 --> 00:18:01,889 Will I be sexy when my breasts are ieakin' and I'm having bowel movements on the table? 244 00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:04,392 - What? - Nothing. 245 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:07,854 What about Joey or Johnny if it's a boy? Johnny or Jimmy? 246 00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,939 Or Debbie if it's a girl? 247 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,567 For those you need a book? 248 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,360 For instance, all right? 249 00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:16,946 What about Marie after my grandmother? 250 00:18:16,988 --> 00:18:20,742 The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew your heart up and spit it on the pavement! 251 00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:23,327 It's just her way, all right? 252 00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:27,165 - How come we never go to a museum? - Don't start with that. 253 00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:29,834 It's a nice day out. I don't wanna think about a museum. 254 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:34,172 These pictures ain't so hard. You can see people in 'em and everything. 255 00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:40,427 That broad needs to get laid. 256 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,263 Come on, fatty, I'll buy ya a carvel. 257 00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:03,450 - Pop? - Hi, Ange. I called before. You weren't home. 258 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,078 - Come in. - How ya doin'? 259 00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:08,705 - I'm all right. How are you? - Good, good, good. 260 00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:11,875 - What's in the box? - A present. 261 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:15,170 - Yeah? - Open it. 262 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:21,676 - A wedding dress. - You ain't bought one yet, have you? 263 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,804 Oh, good 264 00:19:23,887 --> 00:19:27,474 it's the one your mother wore the day she married me. 265 00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,686 Oh, my god. 266 00:19:31,728 --> 00:19:33,730 - Oh, pop! - Isn't it beautiful? 267 00:19:33,814 --> 00:19:37,442 Here. Look at the rest of it. 268 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,946 - Look at all these beads. - Whoa! 269 00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:44,032 Angie, now that is a wedding dress! 270 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:49,121 Excuse me, frank. Sorry. 271 00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:51,748 I think it'll mean a lot to her... 272 00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:55,377 If you wore it on your wedding day. 273 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,131 My god, pop. I can't believe you saved it all this time. 274 00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:01,675 - Oh, honey, baby. - Thank you. 275 00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:03,969 You don't throw out a thing like that! 276 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,346 You can let it out too! I mean, don't worry. 277 00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:09,808 - I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat. - Shut up. 278 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:12,185 Your mother doesn't know I did this. 279 00:20:12,269 --> 00:20:15,856 When she sees you walking down the aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her. 280 00:20:15,939 --> 00:20:19,860 - This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother. - Of course, she is your mother. 281 00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:22,623 - She's not, pop, no offense. - She raised you since you were seven. 282 00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:24,823 - Stay outta this! - Angie, don't start, huh? 283 00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:27,492 For over 20 years, that woman tried to get you to like her. 284 00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:31,204 - Now at least show her some respect. - I ain't wearing her dress! 285 00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:34,791 How the hell did you get so goddamn selfish? 286 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,627 That woman saved my life when I was married to your mother. 287 00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:39,880 She helped me through the worst period of my life. 288 00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:42,716 You were seeing Kathy when you were still married to my mother? 289 00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:45,092 - Forget I mentioned the whole thing. - Were you seeing her? 290 00:20:45,093 --> 00:20:47,554 - Gimme the goddamn box! - Everybody, calm down. 291 00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:50,098 - Take it easy, Ange. Calm down! - Let me go! 292 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,017 Ow! Jesus! 293 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,146 I'm bleedin! What are you, out of your mind? 294 00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:13,162 Come on, everybody. Good. Make a line. 295 00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,414 Keep together. 296 00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:18,083 Maria? 297 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,252 I saw that! 298 00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:22,671 Let's go, come on. 299 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,919 It breaks a lot of rules, this picture. 300 00:23:27,003 --> 00:23:29,547 Empty space on the left. 301 00:23:29,630 --> 00:23:34,218 The pair of them looking at the short side of the frame, but it works! 302 00:23:34,302 --> 00:23:39,599 All this emptiness reinforces their isolation. Don't you think? 303 00:23:42,268 --> 00:23:44,145 Are you all right? 304 00:23:44,228 --> 00:23:47,648 Yeah, I will be... if you leave. 305 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:56,657 God. 306 00:24:14,926 --> 00:24:16,928 Excuse me! 307 00:24:17,011 --> 00:24:20,556 Excuse me, ma'am. There's no eating in the museum. 308 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,601 - I'll have to take those. - Trust me. You want me to eat these crackers. 309 00:24:23,643 --> 00:24:27,563 - There are signs posted. No food or beverages... - Pal, if I don't eat these... 310 00:24:27,647 --> 00:24:30,350 You're gonna have a new kind of modern art on your floor. 311 00:24:30,351 --> 00:24:31,351 I don't make the rules. 312 00:24:31,352 --> 00:24:33,985 - Then I'm going to puke on your paintings. - I have to ask you to leave. 313 00:24:33,986 --> 00:24:35,613 Hey, get your hands... 314 00:24:35,696 --> 00:24:40,535 - Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal. The lady's feelin' nauseous. 315 00:24:40,618 --> 00:24:45,665 An extreme reaction to degas, I will admit. If it had been Picasso... 316 00:24:45,748 --> 00:24:48,501 - You know this man? - I've never seen him before in my life. 317 00:24:48,502 --> 00:24:50,585 She's waiting for a formal introduction. Could you do the honors? 318 00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:54,298 - Get off me. Why don't you throw him out? - He's not eating. 319 00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:05,143 Here we go, outside. Thank you very much. 320 00:25:05,226 --> 00:25:08,646 - Have a nice day. - Your museum's overrated. 321 00:25:08,688 --> 00:25:11,899 And the guards at the Whitney could kick your ass. 322 00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:17,488 Look, it was interesting meeting you. 323 00:25:17,530 --> 00:25:20,116 Have a nice life. I'm sure it'll be a short one. 324 00:25:20,199 --> 00:25:22,660 We haven't met. My name's Noel. Yours, please? 325 00:25:22,702 --> 00:25:26,289 - Ralph. - If we're giving real names, mine's Denise. 326 00:25:26,347 --> 00:25:28,707 - Are you lonely or horny? What's your problem? - I'm Irish. 327 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,711 Which often gets confused for lonely and horny. 328 00:25:31,752 --> 00:25:35,173 - You seemed to really like that degas painting. - Yeah, well... 329 00:25:35,214 --> 00:25:38,593 It looks like a lot of marriages I've seen. 330 00:25:38,676 --> 00:25:42,387 - So, you some kind of artist or something? - I'm an international lawyer. 331 00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:44,973 - You? - Brain surgeon. Mount sinai. 332 00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:47,267 I remember you from right after the accident. 333 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:51,480 - You said I didn't need that cerebral cortex. - That was me. 334 00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:55,192 Shamelessly obvious pass, but can I buy you dinner? 335 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:58,945 Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 336 00:25:59,029 --> 00:26:01,531 - Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding! - I gotta go. 337 00:26:01,615 --> 00:26:05,118 Just hang on a minute. Let me give you my number. 338 00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:13,084 Here you are. Come on. 339 00:26:13,168 --> 00:26:16,505 We could get thrown out of the guggenheim together. 340 00:26:31,436 --> 00:26:33,897 All right, you, leave right now... 341 00:26:33,939 --> 00:26:37,108 And I won't use this glock nine millimeter I'm holdin'... 342 00:26:37,192 --> 00:26:39,861 To blow your face through the back of your head! 343 00:26:39,945 --> 00:26:41,988 Not, "gee, honey, great to see ya!" 344 00:26:42,072 --> 00:26:44,366 But it's the most you said to me in about a week. 345 00:26:44,407 --> 00:26:48,078 Vinnie, you idiot! My god, you scared the shit outta me. 346 00:26:48,161 --> 00:26:51,998 Angela, what the fuck is goin' on here? 347 00:26:52,082 --> 00:26:55,168 I go to touch you and you pull away from me. 348 00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:57,629 I call you on the phone, you don't want to talk to me! 349 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:59,469 Vinnie, go home. 350 00:26:59,506 --> 00:27:03,718 I just... I gotta have some time to myself. 351 00:27:03,802 --> 00:27:06,555 - Oh, come on with that bullshit! - Why is that bullshit? 352 00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:10,392 You don't know everything. You're not carnac the magnificent! 353 00:27:10,475 --> 00:27:12,894 You don't know what's goin' on inside a person's head. 354 00:27:17,232 --> 00:27:20,652 - The eggplants are comin' very nice. - Yeah, good. 355 00:27:20,735 --> 00:27:23,488 Don't put too much water on 'em. 356 00:27:25,323 --> 00:27:27,659 - How's the tomatoes? - Good! Good fruit. 357 00:27:27,742 --> 00:27:29,703 Hi, pop. Hi, Kathy. 358 00:27:29,744 --> 00:27:33,373 - Hi, Ange. - Angie! Ah, listen... 359 00:27:33,456 --> 00:27:37,127 Garden looks beautiful, Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch. 360 00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:41,172 Listen, I never really said congratulations about Vinnie and the baby. 361 00:27:41,256 --> 00:27:43,331 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 362 00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:45,542 The baby outweighs everything, Angie. 363 00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:48,930 It's a miracle from god. 364 00:27:49,014 --> 00:27:51,558 I just hope you realize what a precious gift it is. 365 00:28:12,077 --> 00:28:15,497 Pop, I'm sorry about the other day. 366 00:28:15,581 --> 00:28:18,167 Cooled off real nice, huh? 367 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,919 God must've finally won a game of cards. 368 00:28:22,796 --> 00:28:26,175 Pop, I know you don't wanna talk about it, but... 369 00:28:26,258 --> 00:28:28,469 Why'd you have an affair on my mother? 370 00:28:28,552 --> 00:28:30,888 Why do you gotta start, Angie, huh? 371 00:28:30,929 --> 00:28:33,432 Did you love her? 372 00:28:38,062 --> 00:28:42,274 Angie, you can never understand what it was like iivin' with her. 373 00:28:42,316 --> 00:28:44,943 Finding her in her nightgown in the snow... 374 00:28:45,069 --> 00:28:48,072 Dancin' with her lips all blue. 375 00:28:49,615 --> 00:28:52,201 So she danced in the snow. 376 00:28:52,284 --> 00:28:55,120 Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life more than you and... 377 00:28:55,204 --> 00:28:58,749 Angie, I can't talk about this, all right? 378 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:01,293 She's gone. We have a life here. That's it. 379 00:29:01,377 --> 00:29:06,173 - Fine. I understand. - No! No. Some thingsjust end, Angela. 380 00:29:06,256 --> 00:29:10,010 - This is one of 'em. - Fine. 381 00:29:13,097 --> 00:29:15,641 Exhale, turn left. 382 00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:19,019 Again, way up. Lift, exhale. 383 00:29:19,103 --> 00:29:21,939 And lift. 384 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,982 And back, hunching fonnard. 385 00:29:24,024 --> 00:29:26,151 Left arm, right. Let the shoulders... 386 00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:30,739 Look at her. Nine months pregnant, she goes on tape wearing white spandex. 387 00:29:30,823 --> 00:29:34,118 I don't know. I like this tape. They don't work you out so hard. 388 00:29:34,201 --> 00:29:36,912 Gimme that back! I'm gonna kill you! 389 00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:40,582 Hey, what is going on in there, huh? 390 00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:44,837 - Nothing. - All right, so just relax, okay? Relax! 391 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,257 Oh, they are gettin' so weird! 392 00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:50,968 Richie took the little one, turned him upside down like a mop... 393 00:29:51,051 --> 00:29:54,179 And practically did the floor. 394 00:29:54,304 --> 00:29:57,891 - What's this? - This is a guy. 395 00:29:57,975 --> 00:30:00,978 - A guy guy? - The "guyest." 396 00:30:01,061 --> 00:30:03,605 - Angela, what're you doin'? - I met him in that museum. 397 00:30:03,647 --> 00:30:07,693 He's a real nutjob, but he's cute. He's from Ireland. 398 00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:10,279 - I just don't know if I wanna call him. - You're pregnant. 399 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,407 You're getting married. You're carrying around some foreigner's number... 400 00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:16,410 In your pocket like it's gonna burn too big a hole to be lost in the bag. 401 00:30:16,493 --> 00:30:20,455 I think you wanna call him. You're gonna end up on Oprah. 402 00:30:20,496 --> 00:30:24,709 I've been avoiding Vinnie like the plague. He don't know what to think. 403 00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:29,046 Well, he's not the only one, darlin'. 404 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,966 Very nice! I leave you five minutes, I got a big mess. 405 00:31:23,851 --> 00:31:26,896 - You paint these? - Depends. 406 00:31:26,979 --> 00:31:30,691 - Do you like them? - Uh, depends. What are they? 407 00:31:30,775 --> 00:31:33,611 That one is "rush hour in Manhattan." 408 00:31:35,005 --> 00:31:37,740 I do like 'em. So'd you paint 'em? 409 00:31:37,865 --> 00:31:40,701 I modeled. That's me on the left. 410 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:46,374 I used to be thinner. 411 00:31:53,881 --> 00:31:56,968 I can't believe the elevator opens up right into your apartment. 412 00:31:57,051 --> 00:31:59,887 So cool. 413 00:31:59,971 --> 00:32:03,099 I'm a little nervous. I haven't had a morning after in a long time. 414 00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:06,143 You? I got up and cooked! 415 00:32:06,227 --> 00:32:09,313 I feel like me mother. Next I'm gonna vacuum. 416 00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:11,667 - Are you tellin' you've never done this before? - Never! 417 00:32:11,691 --> 00:32:15,570 But... could you hurry it up, please? I have to be back at the met at 11:30. 418 00:32:15,611 --> 00:32:19,240 That accent lets you get away with a shitload, huh? 419 00:32:19,323 --> 00:32:23,035 It's a crap accent. Yours is the ace one. 420 00:32:23,077 --> 00:32:26,080 Hey, so, just because I get thrown out of the museum... 421 00:32:26,163 --> 00:32:29,667 Don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 422 00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:33,129 - Good. Very deniro. - Thank you. 423 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:37,174 - Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try. - No. 424 00:32:37,258 --> 00:32:38,843 All right. 425 00:32:38,926 --> 00:32:42,220 Pink hearts, yellow stars, orange moons, green clovers. 426 00:32:42,304 --> 00:32:44,890 Magically delicious! 427 00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:48,727 What have the Irish ever done to you to make you hate us so much? 428 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:50,562 Bagels. 429 00:32:50,604 --> 00:32:55,317 - So, Noel, you like kids? - Sure. 430 00:32:55,358 --> 00:32:59,988 That's why I stayed one 'til I was 35... 38, 42... hike! 431 00:33:02,365 --> 00:33:05,911 - Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em. - You don't say. 432 00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:13,335 - What's the music? - Jules massenet. It's from a ballet. 433 00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:19,049 It's all about a guy and a girl... and death. 434 00:33:19,090 --> 00:33:21,092 And death comes to take the guy. 435 00:33:21,176 --> 00:33:26,348 You know, death: White face, black tights, bad attitude. 436 00:33:26,389 --> 00:33:31,227 And the girl tricks death into taking her instead of the guy. 437 00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:33,939 - Hmm. - Atta girl. 438 00:33:40,362 --> 00:33:42,864 - This an Irish chick? - Huh? 439 00:33:42,948 --> 00:33:47,077 - She obviously ain't Italian! - Shut up. 440 00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:11,017 How you doin'? 441 00:34:12,978 --> 00:34:15,563 Wow! 442 00:34:24,614 --> 00:34:27,742 You must be my 12:00. 443 00:34:28,576 --> 00:34:30,578 So, what is this? 444 00:34:30,662 --> 00:34:34,290 - It's an office. - Yes, I see that. 445 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,836 Your machine said to try you at your office. 446 00:34:37,919 --> 00:34:41,172 You know, here I thought you were an artist. 447 00:34:41,256 --> 00:34:45,719 - I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit. - I told you I was a lawyer. 448 00:34:45,802 --> 00:34:47,846 Yeah, but you never tell the truth. 449 00:34:47,929 --> 00:34:51,641 Well, the lonely painter in the loft was working so well, and people hate lawyers. 450 00:34:51,725 --> 00:34:55,020 No, people hate lies. 451 00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:58,523 So, is this really yours? Maybe you rented it to impress me. 452 00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:01,775 No, I rented the apartment to impress you. 453 00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:05,446 Let's make a system of bells. One ring, you're full of shit; Two, you're not. 454 00:35:05,487 --> 00:35:07,281 Fine, so, what do you do? 455 00:35:07,364 --> 00:35:09,783 - I'm a fashion model. - Bong! 456 00:35:09,825 --> 00:35:12,453 - Screw you! - Well. 457 00:35:12,494 --> 00:35:15,330 - What I mean is, you're far too intelligent. - Yes. 458 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,750 Good save, but screw you anyway. 459 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:21,462 Never met a woman like you. 460 00:35:21,503 --> 00:35:24,465 I've met teamsters like you. 461 00:35:24,548 --> 00:35:26,508 Teamster ever do this? 462 00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:33,223 Yeah, but I told him I was married and that was the end of it. 463 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:42,483 Should I come back at 1:00? 464 00:35:45,903 --> 00:35:48,697 How many times has this happened to you? 465 00:35:48,781 --> 00:35:50,741 At dopodomani plumbers we guarantee... 466 00:35:50,824 --> 00:35:53,494 Cut, cut, cut. Vinnie, we gotta do it again. 467 00:35:53,577 --> 00:35:56,580 You're doin' great, but remember you're a little stiff. 468 00:35:56,586 --> 00:35:58,706 What's the first thing I said to you about the camera? 469 00:35:58,707 --> 00:36:00,834 - "The camera is your..." - My friend. 470 00:36:00,876 --> 00:36:03,170 - Right. And it's never gonna talk back to you. - Right. 471 00:36:03,253 --> 00:36:07,216 Say whatever you want. Just talk to the camera, nice, friendly... 472 00:36:07,257 --> 00:36:09,551 All right. Thanks. 473 00:36:11,178 --> 00:36:13,680 - Okay. Ready, Vinnie? - Oh, yeah. 474 00:36:13,722 --> 00:36:16,558 Okay. Ready... action. 475 00:36:19,895 --> 00:36:23,398 - How many times has this happened to you? - Cut. 476 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:26,485 - What's the matter? - That smile. You know how to smile? 477 00:36:26,527 --> 00:36:28,278 I'm not smilin'? 478 00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:33,325 - Just dial... 1-9-1-0... - No, no, no. 479 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,202 - What? - Vinnie. Vinnie. 480 00:36:35,285 --> 00:36:38,580 Just dial 9-1-0, p-I-u-m-m... 481 00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,624 - No, no! - What? 482 00:36:44,461 --> 00:36:47,840 Let me ask you a question. How many times has this happened to you? 483 00:36:47,923 --> 00:36:52,177 At dopodomani plumbers, we guarantee we can lick any problem in one hour or less... 484 00:36:52,219 --> 00:36:55,055 Or it's no charge to you; Get your money back. 485 00:36:55,097 --> 00:36:57,391 Just dial... 486 00:36:57,474 --> 00:37:01,228 9-1-0 plummers. P-I-u-m-m-e-r-s. 487 00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:05,357 - Vinnie, hand me a ratchet. - Sure. 488 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,319 Dopodomani plumbers, because you never know what you'll find under your sink. 489 00:37:09,403 --> 00:37:13,031 And... cut! It was great, Vinnie. Everything worked. 490 00:37:13,073 --> 00:37:14,647 - It was all right. - It was great. 491 00:37:14,648 --> 00:37:16,048 Don't wanna look like an idiot. 492 00:37:16,076 --> 00:37:18,823 Can't help the way you look, but you sounded great. 493 00:37:18,824 --> 00:37:19,533 You're very funny. 494 00:37:19,534 --> 00:37:22,081 - You know Tina? You'll probably like her. - Yeah? She single? 495 00:37:22,165 --> 00:37:23,583 - How much? - Ah, $600. 496 00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,585 - Thought we said five. - Six. 497 00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:29,922 - Here you go. Better look good. - You look great. 498 00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:33,217 - Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry. - So go eat. 499 00:37:33,301 --> 00:37:35,261 What are you doin'? Get outta there. We're done. 500 00:37:35,303 --> 00:37:38,389 - No. - What do you mean, "no"? 501 00:37:38,472 --> 00:37:41,601 - Come on, let's go. Come on. - No. 502 00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:46,189 I have never been so humiliated in my whole life. You didn't even see my face. 503 00:37:46,272 --> 00:37:50,401 It's acting, Angela. Do you think the guy in the elephant man said... 504 00:37:50,484 --> 00:37:53,404 "I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't gonna see my face"? Huh? 505 00:37:53,446 --> 00:37:55,740 - Ow! - Besides, your legs look terrific. 506 00:37:55,823 --> 00:38:00,161 - And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms." - it's somebody else's number. 507 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:04,665 - You did a good job. - Thank you. You, too. 508 00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:07,627 Thank you. 509 00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:10,630 So, I forgot to tell ya. 510 00:38:10,671 --> 00:38:14,050 - Took out a homeowners loan yesterday. - Huh? 511 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:17,553 - I bought a house. - You forgot to tell me. What, are you crazy? 512 00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:20,932 It's the sweetest little place you've ever seen on eighty-fourth street, baby. 513 00:38:21,015 --> 00:38:24,602 - You're serious! - Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage. 514 00:38:24,685 --> 00:38:27,146 It's got a little room for the baby. You should've seen it. 515 00:38:27,230 --> 00:38:31,275 You're damn right I should've seen it before you took out a loan on a house! 516 00:38:31,359 --> 00:38:34,070 A whole house! Ain't I supposed to live in it too? 517 00:38:34,153 --> 00:38:37,323 Realtor said another couple were gonna make an offer. I had to move on it! 518 00:38:37,406 --> 00:38:41,327 You've been goin' places with a realtor behind my back? 519 00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:45,915 - Huh? - Angela, you've seemed edgy lately. 520 00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:48,918 I thought I'd look at a few places, check 'em out first. 521 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,420 Do all the legwork and then show 'em to you. 522 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,548 I never thought I'd have to say "yes" to one on the spot. 523 00:38:58,344 --> 00:39:00,721 All right, Vinnie, look. 524 00:39:00,805 --> 00:39:03,723 I've been thinkin' about this so I'm just gonna come out and say it. 525 00:39:03,724 --> 00:39:06,102 I don't think it's a good idea our gettin' married. 526 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:10,940 - I don't think we'd be good for each other. - Angela, don't bust my balls. 527 00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:14,527 - You see it first. Then if you don't like it... - It's not just the house. 528 00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,238 - It's everything, all right! - Oh, here she goes. 529 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:20,741 - She's gonna try and be all serious now. - I am serious as cancer! 530 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,452 It's not something you can talk me out of, so please don't try. 531 00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:27,164 You know what I'm like when I'm certain and I am certain about this. 532 00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:31,043 This is crazy. Are you really that mad? 533 00:39:31,127 --> 00:39:34,422 It's not crazy! It's how I feel! I'm sorry. 534 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,882 Hey, where're you goin'? 535 00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:42,929 I don't believe this. I don't fucking believe this! 536 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:46,266 Vin, please, you had to see it comin'. 537 00:39:46,308 --> 00:39:47,976 Goddammit! 538 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:50,979 Goddammit! Get outta the fucking way! 539 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,773 Hey, you son-of-a-bitch! 540 00:39:59,279 --> 00:40:02,824 Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'? 541 00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,035 Goddamn motherfucker! 542 00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:15,503 Vinnie, cut it out. Come on! 543 00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:19,132 Jesus. What are you doin'? 544 00:40:33,438 --> 00:40:36,941 All right. 545 00:40:37,025 --> 00:40:39,652 Now, say it to me again. 546 00:40:39,736 --> 00:40:42,989 I can't go out with you no more, Vinnie. 547 00:40:43,031 --> 00:40:46,743 You can't go out with me no more? 548 00:40:49,329 --> 00:40:51,664 You're pregnant with my baby. 549 00:40:51,706 --> 00:40:55,251 We're gettin' married and you can't go out with me no more? 550 00:40:57,754 --> 00:41:02,217 Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question. And I need an answer. 551 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:07,472 Whatever you say, that's it. No goin' back. No changin' your mind. 552 00:41:07,514 --> 00:41:11,559 'Cause I can't take it. Okay? I can't take it anymore. 553 00:41:15,688 --> 00:41:18,608 Are we gonna get married or not? 554 00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:35,667 Have you ever loved me, Angela? No, really! 555 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:39,504 'Cause I don't think so. 556 00:41:39,546 --> 00:41:41,840 I mean, what are people gonna think? 557 00:41:41,881 --> 00:41:44,843 What are they gonna say, huh? 558 00:41:44,884 --> 00:41:47,512 You're knocked up with my baby and you won't even marry me. 559 00:41:47,595 --> 00:41:51,808 - They're gonna think I'm some kind of animal. - No, Vin, come on. 560 00:41:51,850 --> 00:41:55,979 It doesn't matter what people think. You're a great guy. 561 00:41:56,062 --> 00:42:00,108 You could find somebody better in like two minutes. 562 00:42:00,191 --> 00:42:03,777 Like you found somebody? 563 00:42:03,819 --> 00:42:07,448 It ain't like that, Vin. 564 00:42:09,658 --> 00:42:13,120 That would be better, you know. 565 00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:20,502 You just don't wanna marry me. 566 00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:28,385 - Right? - Yeah. 567 00:43:06,715 --> 00:43:09,760 - Hello? - Hey, Noel, it's Angie. 568 00:43:09,843 --> 00:43:12,387 Listen, I got somethin' I gotta tell ya. 569 00:43:12,429 --> 00:43:16,725 Yeah? I got something to tell you too. No bullshit, two bells. 570 00:43:16,767 --> 00:43:19,645 Me first. My bell's louder. My bell's big Ben. 571 00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:24,358 - You sittin'? - Sure. 572 00:43:24,441 --> 00:43:27,069 Maybe that's not enough. Maybe you better, like, get into bed. 573 00:43:27,152 --> 00:43:29,821 - What is it? - I'm pregnant. 574 00:43:29,905 --> 00:43:33,742 It's not yours. It's from before I met you. 575 00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:39,831 So, are we still on for dinner on Friday? 576 00:43:46,213 --> 00:43:48,674 You're okay, Noel. Whoever you are. 577 00:43:48,757 --> 00:43:51,760 What'd you have to tell me? 578 00:43:51,843 --> 00:43:56,348 You're not gonna believe this, but... I'm pregnant too, and it is yours. 579 00:43:56,431 --> 00:43:59,601 How's that for coincidences? 580 00:44:34,885 --> 00:44:37,305 Careful. Excuse me. 581 00:44:37,388 --> 00:44:40,558 Sorry. What's his problem? 582 00:44:40,641 --> 00:44:42,935 - Where are we? - Right over here. 583 00:44:43,019 --> 00:44:46,522 Thank god we're on the aisle. I gotta pee every five minutes. 584 00:44:46,606 --> 00:44:48,899 Quit whinin' about your broken water! 585 00:44:48,983 --> 00:44:53,487 I've had these tickets for six months and we're not leaving now! 586 00:44:55,323 --> 00:44:57,241 I'll be fine. 587 00:46:06,477 --> 00:46:10,189 That's a jeté lift. 588 00:46:42,637 --> 00:46:47,142 - That's a sissone lancé. - Would you get over yourself. 589 00:46:52,731 --> 00:46:58,111 Oh, look. That's called... "Ouch, my balls!" 590 00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:09,581 Is this... is this good? I mean, this is a great ballet? 591 00:47:09,664 --> 00:47:11,916 How would I know? Never saw one before. 592 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,336 I just thought you'd like it. 593 00:47:17,297 --> 00:47:19,299 I do. 594 00:48:15,688 --> 00:48:17,649 What? 595 00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:20,443 What are you doin'? 596 00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,403 Makin' pizza. 597 00:48:22,487 --> 00:48:24,531 Pizza don't come on English muffins. 598 00:48:24,614 --> 00:48:26,533 Vinnie used to love my pizzelles. 599 00:48:26,616 --> 00:48:30,370 You never really cooked for him much, did you? 600 00:48:30,453 --> 00:48:32,914 - I admit, I never sprayed his food. - Very funny. 601 00:48:32,997 --> 00:48:35,917 You laugh alone in bed at night? 602 00:48:43,049 --> 00:48:45,301 What are you doin'? 603 00:48:45,385 --> 00:48:47,345 It's my breathing exercises. 604 00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:49,514 - That can't be good for the baby. - It's lamaze. 605 00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:53,309 Fine. When the kid gets asthma, god forbid, don't come runnin' to me. 606 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:56,312 - You can't be serious! - Come on, I'm watching! 607 00:48:56,396 --> 00:49:01,191 In my day, women did not need lamaze or vcrs in the delivery room. 608 00:49:01,275 --> 00:49:03,485 They all had drugs. They slept through the whole thing. 609 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:07,030 Really? I can tell you there were a lot fewer caesareans. 610 00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:11,368 'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't wait to get their careers goin' before kids. 611 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:14,663 Because motherhood was a career, the most important career! 612 00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:16,915 Yeah, well, the pay stinks. 613 00:49:16,999 --> 00:49:21,837 It amazes me how people who have never been through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong. 614 00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:22,640 Angie! 615 00:49:22,641 --> 00:49:25,341 No, tell her. She's always on my case with little digs. 616 00:49:25,424 --> 00:49:27,718 It'd be so much easier for me if Vinnie were still around. 617 00:49:27,779 --> 00:49:30,219 - I'm not gaining enough weight for my height... - You're not. 618 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:32,472 'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food. Two more weeks of this... 619 00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:33,924 That's enough! 620 00:49:33,925 --> 00:49:37,025 Kathy, when you have a baby come and talk to me. 621 00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:40,105 Until then, don't stick your nose where it ain't never been. 622 00:49:40,188 --> 00:49:43,108 Excuse me. 623 00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:49,823 - What? What'd I do? - I hope you're happy now! 624 00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:53,243 She has been there, Angie. She lost a baby her first marriage. 625 00:49:53,244 --> 00:49:55,286 - Didn't live an hour. - How am I supposed to know that? 626 00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:58,582 You weren't! You were just supposed to be a little nicer. 627 00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:01,877 You're supposed to treat her like your mother. 628 00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:08,717 I just don't think it's right, the whole thing with Noel. 629 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,844 Don't start, please. 630 00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:13,388 You see him, what, once, twice a week? 631 00:50:13,513 --> 00:50:15,641 - He never met your parents. - Oh, yeah. 632 00:50:15,724 --> 00:50:19,311 And you never talk about what's gonna happen after the baby's born. 633 00:50:19,394 --> 00:50:21,396 He's my vacation from all that. 634 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,983 How do you know what kind of father he's gonna be? 635 00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:27,945 When I was pregnant, all Jerry ever talked about... 636 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:30,489 Was how he was gonna teach the kids stick ball. 637 00:50:30,572 --> 00:50:34,493 I guess they can't all be Jerry, huh? 638 00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:37,371 I'm sorry. Could we just do this please? 639 00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:41,416 Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin' the whole focal point. 640 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:43,752 I ain't using this as no focal point. 641 00:50:43,835 --> 00:50:46,171 Ain't you got something else? 642 00:50:46,213 --> 00:50:48,766 You gonna bring a roll of cookie dough in the delivery room? 643 00:50:48,767 --> 00:50:49,767 Why not? 644 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,927 - Maybe, I don't know. - What've you got? 645 00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,304 How 'bout this? 646 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:59,226 I bet this will give you something to concentrate on when you're in labor! 647 00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:01,061 If I had this, I wouldn't be in labor. 648 00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:04,064 - Give it to me. I need it! - It's mine now! 649 00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:08,777 Hey, you ready? I got the kids waitin' in the car. 650 00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:11,947 What the hell is so funny? 651 00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:15,233 Nothing. We were just talkin' about Tina's old boyfriend. 652 00:51:15,234 --> 00:51:15,950 He was so plastic! 653 00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:18,787 Finish it on the phone, will ya? It's all you do anyway. 654 00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:22,581 Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those calls ain't mine, you know that, teen. 655 00:51:22,623 --> 00:51:27,378 - Why not? You're the only one who's home all day - That's real nice. That's... 656 00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:32,758 What the hell is this? 657 00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:35,136 Well, well, well! 658 00:51:35,219 --> 00:51:37,406 You girls havin' a little afternoon delight, huh? 659 00:51:37,407 --> 00:51:37,907 Yeah. 660 00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:40,558 When did you pull this out of mothballs? 661 00:51:40,641 --> 00:51:44,270 When she realized at least that thing made noise in bed. 662 00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:48,899 She only got this in the first place because I wouldn't fuck her. 663 00:51:48,983 --> 00:51:51,819 Jerry, if I was her, iwouldn't fuck you with a rented vagina. 664 00:51:51,902 --> 00:51:54,989 You got some mouth. No wonder Vinnie dumped you. 665 00:51:55,072 --> 00:51:59,368 What the fuck is this? A body block from Petunia pig? 666 00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:02,495 - I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant? - Shut up and let's go. 667 00:52:02,496 --> 00:52:04,123 Don't tell me to shut up. 668 00:52:04,124 --> 00:52:06,708 You just can't take I'm the only one who tells you the truth, teen. 669 00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:07,965 You're a real Saint. 670 00:52:07,966 --> 00:52:10,920 If it wasn't for me makin' fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds by now. 671 00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:13,382 - She looks great. - Oh, yeah? 672 00:52:13,424 --> 00:52:15,718 - Come here. What size is this? - Come on. 673 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,964 Cut it out! 674 00:52:16,965 --> 00:52:19,265 Tell me what size it is! Eighteen? Eighteen, huh? 675 00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:22,808 - That's not a size, it's a voting age. - Get out of my fucking house! 676 00:52:22,892 --> 00:52:25,186 Ooh! What a pair of ladies we got here. 677 00:52:25,269 --> 00:52:27,855 Little miss toilet mouth and orchid, the killer whale. 678 00:52:27,938 --> 00:52:30,024 Let's just go, okay? I'm sorry, Angie. 679 00:52:30,107 --> 00:52:32,485 What are you sorry for? Don't you apologize for me! 680 00:52:32,568 --> 00:52:36,322 - Get your fuckin' hands off her! - I know the two of you are get up to! 681 00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:39,992 Talk about what a fuckin' loser I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job! 682 00:52:40,076 --> 00:52:43,120 Well, your kid's gonna be a bastard! 683 00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:46,039 And who the hell do you think's gonna put up with you except a loser like me? 684 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,125 Dad, leave her alone. 685 00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:51,962 I told you guys to stay in the car! 686 00:52:52,046 --> 00:52:54,048 Okay, go, go, go. 687 00:52:55,466 --> 00:52:58,469 - You fuckhead! - Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist. 688 00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:46,975 Go to sleep. 689 00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:39,360 I'll get you right now. 690 00:54:46,534 --> 00:54:48,620 Noel! Noel! 691 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,498 Noel. 692 00:54:52,582 --> 00:54:54,209 - Hi. - Hey, happy Christmas. 693 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:57,795 - Where ya been? - My plane was late. Where's Angie? 694 00:54:57,879 --> 00:55:01,507 She's not ready. Come here. I'll get you a drink. 695 00:55:07,555 --> 00:55:12,060 All right, everybody. If you could clear the dance floor please. 696 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:14,729 Thank you. 697 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,732 Tonight we have a very special visitor... 698 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,235 - Straight from the north pole. - Yeah. 699 00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:26,032 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas. 700 00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:29,869 - Is that who I think it is? - Yes. 701 00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:33,164 - Okay, Tony, give me a hand. - You goin' up there? 702 00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:44,592 All right. 703 00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:47,387 - Give me your hand. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 704 00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:55,603 I got a special one for you, baby. 705 00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,946 Yeah! 706 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,455 Oh, Angie! 707 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:33,974 Whoo! 708 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:49,156 Angie. Oh, my god, Angie. 709 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,659 Oh, my god, it's the baby! 710 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,875 Yeah. Don't worry. I took care of it. 711 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:03,337 Keep breathing. Take it easy. 712 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,553 Hang in there. 713 00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:14,973 - You're gonna be all right. - She's having a baby. Where's maternity? 714 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:17,476 - Fifth. - Five. Fifth floor. 715 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,728 - Oh, I'm having another... - Gimme the chair. 716 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:23,148 - Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth. - You're okay. 717 00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:25,776 - Thank you. Sit down. - Got a chair right behind you. 718 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:28,362 In your nose, out of your mouth. You gotta breathe. 719 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:32,074 In... good. Out... good, Angela. 720 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:36,119 - Here we go. Here we go. - In... out. 721 00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,413 Tony, she's preregistered. Check her in, please. 722 00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:40,499 - Name? - Angie scaci... 723 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:45,629 Uh, scacca... how do you pronounce Angie's last name? 724 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,673 - Where's Dr. Gould? - Maybe he's stuck in traffic. 725 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:51,802 - I hope he gets here soon. Are you the coach? - I'm the coach. 726 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:54,763 Only the coach is allowed on the I.D.R. Out of the way. Orderly! 727 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,140 - Stay with me. Don't leave me! - I can't. 728 00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,811 He's gonna be there when you get out. I'm right here. 729 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:04,356 - Breathe, Angie. - That's a girl. 730 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,817 You're doing great. 731 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,860 Hold on. I'm comin'. 732 00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:11,780 - One, two, three. - Where am I goin'? 733 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,913 She's gonna be a mother. 734 00:58:22,581 --> 00:58:25,709 - Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me? - Oh, sure. 735 00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:32,049 - Breathe with me. - Oooh, I'm dying! 736 00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:35,553 - You're not dying. Breathe. - I can't do it! I gotta go home! 737 00:58:35,636 --> 00:58:39,098 - Yes, you can. You're not breathing. - Help me, somebody! 738 00:58:39,181 --> 00:58:41,100 - Come on, breathe. - It's all right, Angie. 739 00:58:41,183 --> 00:58:44,562 - Help me! - Look at me. Look at your friend. 740 00:58:44,645 --> 00:58:46,647 That's a girl. 741 00:58:50,067 --> 00:58:52,319 S-c-a-c-c... 742 00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:55,114 I-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i. 743 00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:57,700 Scacciapensieri. 744 00:58:57,825 --> 00:59:01,912 Sorry, we don't have a scaccia-whatever in the computer. 745 00:59:02,037 --> 00:59:04,915 I have an Angie scotch-and-soda. 746 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,461 - Where? That's my patient. - Hello, doctor. She's in delivery. 747 00:59:08,544 --> 00:59:12,548 Thanks. Are you the grandparents? 748 00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:15,050 Don't worry. 749 00:59:15,134 --> 00:59:17,678 We'll take good care of her. 750 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,933 Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please. 751 00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:27,480 - How ya doin'? Where is she? - Good. 752 00:59:27,563 --> 00:59:29,690 - Inside. - How's she doin'? 753 00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:31,692 Is that her? 754 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,819 Five, six, seven, eight... 755 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:39,158 People, people, I'm gonna have to ask you again, please wait in the lobby. 756 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,410 We need these hallways clear. 757 00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:45,831 - That hurts too much! - One more time. Don't waste it. 758 00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:47,833 - I ca... - Push, push. 759 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,377 - No, I can't. It hurts! - Come on. 760 00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:52,963 That's good. 761 00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:56,258 Oh! That was a big one! Itwon't be long now. 762 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,886 - You're doin' great. - Yes, you can. You can. 763 00:59:58,969 --> 01:00:03,933 - Change hands one second 'cause I can't quite... - I want my epidural! 764 01:00:03,974 --> 01:00:06,310 Oh, I told you. It's too late for an epidural. 765 01:00:06,393 --> 01:00:09,480 - Tell him I still think it would be worth doing. - No. 766 01:00:09,563 --> 01:00:12,149 - No! - Come on, Angie, push! 767 01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:14,777 - Die! - Angie, focus. 768 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:18,697 I brought the focal point. I got the focal point. 769 01:00:18,739 --> 01:00:21,325 Okay, right here, baby. Come on. 770 01:00:21,408 --> 01:00:24,119 It's-it's all I had in... 771 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:26,121 Breathe, now. Breathe. 772 01:00:26,205 --> 01:00:28,832 - Focus on this. - Get this the fuck outta here! 773 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:33,712 Angie, listen to me. There's something I like mothers to do during deliveries... 774 01:00:33,754 --> 01:00:36,799 To help them concentrate on pushing and that's to sing. 775 01:00:36,882 --> 01:00:39,009 What? 776 01:00:39,093 --> 01:00:42,762 It's a medical fact that you can't panic while you're singing Marvin hamlisch. 777 01:00:42,845 --> 01:00:45,890 One singular sensation. 778 01:00:45,974 --> 01:00:49,644 Every little step she takes ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba. 779 01:00:49,727 --> 01:00:53,815 - But I can't. - One thrilling combination. 780 01:00:53,856 --> 01:00:57,735 - What's happening to me? - Every move that she makes. 781 01:00:57,819 --> 01:01:01,155 You don't know that song, we could do... Kiss today good-bye. 782 01:01:01,239 --> 01:01:04,993 No, I know the song. I just don't feel like singing! 783 01:01:05,034 --> 01:01:07,161 I think I know what's best. 784 01:01:07,245 --> 01:01:09,038 Listen, shortstuff! 785 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,584 The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling ball through the head of your dick... 786 01:01:12,667 --> 01:01:17,005 I will sing the whole fucking score to phantom of the opera... 787 01:01:17,046 --> 01:01:20,466 Okay, this is doctor's orders, Angie. Push! 788 01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:24,012 One singular sensation. 789 01:01:24,053 --> 01:01:26,723 Every fuckin' step she takes. 790 01:01:26,806 --> 01:01:32,061 - Breathe in and push. - One thrilling combination. 791 01:01:32,103 --> 01:01:35,440 Every fucking move she makes. 792 01:01:35,523 --> 01:01:39,819 Warning, now, don't make me cranky. Please wait in the lobby. 793 01:01:39,902 --> 01:01:42,780 - You're doing great. - The baby's crowning. 794 01:01:42,864 --> 01:01:45,742 - Oh, it burns! - Don't push. 795 01:01:45,783 --> 01:01:47,785 Don't push. Don't push. Breathe. 796 01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:51,122 Oh, I gotta push. 797 01:01:51,205 --> 01:01:54,417 - No, you don't. - I'm just suctioning out the fluids now. 798 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:58,004 - Come on, push. - Help me, help me! 799 01:01:58,087 --> 01:02:02,425 - Angie, I can see it. - All right, come on now. One more push. 800 01:02:02,467 --> 01:02:04,260 This is the last one. Here we go. 801 01:02:04,344 --> 01:02:06,721 - Bear down. Bear down. Bear down. - Another push. 802 01:02:06,804 --> 01:02:09,766 - Bear down. Bear down. There you go. - Come on. 803 01:02:09,849 --> 01:02:12,226 It's a boy! 804 01:02:12,310 --> 01:02:15,605 - It's a boy! - Oh, my god! 805 01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:17,106 2:14. 806 01:02:17,148 --> 01:02:20,276 Oh, my god, look at his balls! He's Italian, all right. 807 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,405 - He's Italian! You got a boy! - Thank you. 808 01:02:24,489 --> 01:02:26,908 Call pediatrics. 809 01:02:26,949 --> 01:02:30,078 What for? Oh, his arm. 810 01:02:30,161 --> 01:02:32,455 What? What's wrong with his arm? 811 01:02:36,501 --> 01:02:39,003 Doc? 812 01:02:39,087 --> 01:02:42,590 There's a little problem, but before we get hysterical... 813 01:02:42,632 --> 01:02:45,885 We're just gonna clean him up, call pediatrics and have them evaluate it. 814 01:02:45,968 --> 01:02:48,221 - Can't I hold my baby? - Of course you can. 815 01:02:48,304 --> 01:02:50,640 - As soon as he's ready. - The baby's stable, doctor. 816 01:02:50,682 --> 01:02:52,975 - Tina? - Angie. 817 01:02:53,059 --> 01:02:57,105 I'm-I'm just gonna tell everybody you got a boy. 818 01:03:09,366 --> 01:03:11,576 - Vinnie. - Tina, what is it? 819 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:13,995 What's wrong? 820 01:03:20,127 --> 01:03:22,879 Here's your beautiful baby. 821 01:03:22,963 --> 01:03:25,382 There we go. 822 01:03:25,465 --> 01:03:28,343 That's a boy. 823 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,457 Looks like a broken wing. 824 01:03:58,498 --> 01:04:01,001 Like a tiny broken wing. 825 01:04:12,763 --> 01:04:17,225 Oh, it must be bad. Aunt violetta ain't cracked a smile since 1967. 826 01:04:17,309 --> 01:04:20,812 Always with a sense of humor. That's your great strength. 827 01:04:20,854 --> 01:04:23,690 - You look beautiful. - Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, pop. 828 01:04:23,732 --> 01:04:25,525 - Hi, Angie. - She really looks good. 829 01:04:25,567 --> 01:04:27,235 Aunt Louisa, how ya doin'? 830 01:04:27,319 --> 01:04:30,155 Long time no see. 831 01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:32,199 Oh, Louisa, come on. 832 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:36,411 Come on, come on. 833 01:04:38,789 --> 01:04:42,209 - It's all right. Don't worry. - Don't take it seriously! 834 01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:44,252 Aw, there he is. 835 01:04:44,336 --> 01:04:47,672 The champ. 836 01:04:49,714 --> 01:04:50,809 Okay, now. 837 01:04:50,851 --> 01:04:53,356 There's only one visitor allowed during feeding time. 838 01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:54,357 That's the grandfather. 839 01:04:54,387 --> 01:04:56,389 - No, no. - I'll see you later. 840 01:04:56,431 --> 01:04:59,226 We'll come back later. What's the big deal? 841 01:04:59,967 --> 01:05:01,172 Where's Noel? 842 01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,597 I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night. 843 01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:04,856 - Okay. - I'll see ya later. 844 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:07,859 - All right. - Hey, Vinnie, stay. 845 01:05:09,694 --> 01:05:11,158 I don't know, Ange. 846 01:05:11,159 --> 01:05:13,959 He ain't gonna do nothin' to me you ain't done yourself. 847 01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:17,769 So, you're gonna try nursing. 848 01:05:22,498 --> 01:05:26,168 You know, all the babies in the nursery are pulling for him. 849 01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:29,672 I swear they're all a part of some secret society. 850 01:05:29,755 --> 01:05:33,342 They all communicate with each other without words. 851 01:05:33,425 --> 01:05:36,929 You don't say? They teach you that in nursing school? 852 01:05:37,012 --> 01:05:40,358 You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things. 853 01:05:40,359 --> 01:05:41,359 What do you think, Vin? 854 01:05:41,433 --> 01:05:44,603 He's gonna be okay. He's a good-iookin' kid. 855 01:05:44,687 --> 01:05:46,605 Yeah. 856 01:05:46,689 --> 01:05:51,694 Hold the baby... like this so he can latch on. 857 01:05:51,735 --> 01:05:54,864 Okay, come on. There you go. 858 01:05:56,949 --> 01:05:59,451 - He ain't takin' it. - He's not in a good position. 859 01:05:59,535 --> 01:06:02,496 Okay, here. There we go. 860 01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:04,498 There we go. 861 01:06:07,877 --> 01:06:12,047 He don't... he don't want it. He keeps turning away. 862 01:06:12,089 --> 01:06:15,301 - Maybe he ain't hungry. - No, he don't want me. 863 01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:16,677 - Be calm. - Come on. 864 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,096 This happens. This happens. 865 01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:22,641 Babies are... very mysterious. 866 01:06:22,725 --> 01:06:26,312 - He can go a long time without eating. - Just take it easy. 867 01:06:32,067 --> 01:06:34,862 - He don't want me. - Okay. 868 01:06:34,945 --> 01:06:38,866 - Oh, god. - What if I take him away for a while? 869 01:06:38,908 --> 01:06:42,036 - I'll bring him back later, okay? - Yeah. 870 01:06:42,077 --> 01:06:44,246 There you go, little fella. 871 01:06:44,330 --> 01:06:47,291 Okay, you're just a little cranky. 872 01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:49,877 You had a rough day. 873 01:07:05,184 --> 01:07:07,227 Technically it's called... 874 01:07:07,269 --> 01:07:10,731 A congenital longitudinal deficiency of the radius or "club hand." 875 01:07:10,814 --> 01:07:14,693 Now what that means is... he's missing one of the two bones in his forearm. 876 01:07:14,777 --> 01:07:18,155 - This one, right here. - Okay. 877 01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:20,282 It's nothing you did. 878 01:07:20,366 --> 01:07:23,077 It's not because you had a glass of wine in the second month. 879 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,120 It's just something that happens... 880 01:07:25,162 --> 01:07:28,332 In one out of about every 300,000 births. 881 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:32,127 - It's also not genetic. - Thank god. 882 01:07:32,211 --> 01:07:35,255 Now, he's gonna need some operations. 883 01:07:35,297 --> 01:07:39,051 - How many? - As many as it takes to make it right. 884 01:07:39,134 --> 01:07:43,304 Look, what I like to say is he's gonna do better than you expect... 885 01:07:43,388 --> 01:07:45,974 And maybe not as good as you'd hoped. 886 01:07:46,057 --> 01:07:49,922 What exactly are you saying? Will he be able to tie shoes? 887 01:07:49,923 --> 01:07:50,535 Yes. 888 01:07:50,536 --> 01:07:54,440 - Will he be able to throw a ball? - Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball. 889 01:07:54,524 --> 01:07:58,778 Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be a little tougher to buy. Now... 890 01:07:58,820 --> 01:08:03,908 There are internal complications associated with this that we're gonna watch out for. 891 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:06,369 - Like what? - Heart problems. 892 01:08:06,452 --> 01:08:09,288 - Lung problems. Kidneys. - Why? 893 01:08:09,330 --> 01:08:14,711 Because what caused the defect in the arm could affect the major organs as they form. 894 01:08:14,794 --> 01:08:19,340 Or, Angela, he could just sail right through. 895 01:08:19,424 --> 01:08:22,927 The bottom line is... we think he's gonna be a regular kid. 896 01:08:41,571 --> 01:08:44,490 Keep him covered. Come on, under the umbrella. 897 01:08:50,705 --> 01:08:53,458 Come on, you're home now. 898 01:08:53,541 --> 01:08:57,628 Yes, you come right in here. Oh, I gotta see him for a minute. 899 01:09:00,131 --> 01:09:02,300 Let's go upstairs. 900 01:09:05,178 --> 01:09:07,472 He's so sweet. 901 01:09:17,148 --> 01:09:19,108 It looks nice. 902 01:09:20,568 --> 01:09:23,488 - Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog gettin' it ready. 903 01:09:23,529 --> 01:09:26,991 Aw, don't exaggerate. I vacuumed. I made the bed. 904 01:09:27,075 --> 01:09:30,411 Oh. It's beautiful. I appreciate it. 905 01:09:33,164 --> 01:09:37,126 I guess you'd like to be alone a little bit. We'll see you later. 906 01:09:41,672 --> 01:09:44,050 - I'll call you later. Okay? - Okay. 907 01:09:44,133 --> 01:09:46,427 - Great. Okay. - Thank you. 908 01:10:02,734 --> 01:10:06,988 I baptize you in the name of the father, and of the son... 909 01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:09,783 And of the holy spirit. 910 01:10:09,866 --> 01:10:11,827 God, the father of our lord, Jesus Christ... 911 01:10:11,910 --> 01:10:14,955 Has freed you from sin and welcomed you... 912 01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,582 Into his holy people. 913 01:10:17,707 --> 01:10:22,045 He now anoints you with the prism of salvation. 914 01:10:22,129 --> 01:10:25,549 May he keep the flame of faith alive in his heart. 915 01:10:25,590 --> 01:10:30,512 And when the lord comes, may he go out to meet him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom. 916 01:10:30,554 --> 01:10:34,141 So you may live always as a member of his body... 917 01:10:34,224 --> 01:10:36,184 Shanng evedasfinglfie. 918 01:10:36,268 --> 01:10:39,062 Amen. 919 01:10:42,065 --> 01:10:45,235 I'll be right back. 920 01:10:47,070 --> 01:10:51,199 Aunt Louisa, could you give us some cake, please? 921 01:10:53,326 --> 01:10:56,329 Would you like some cheese? 922 01:10:57,247 --> 01:10:59,624 Mangia. Mangia. 923 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:03,378 Faster. Faster. 924 01:11:03,461 --> 01:11:07,507 It was beautiful. Beautiful ceremony. 925 01:11:07,549 --> 01:11:11,052 - He don't like me, simple as that. - Don't be crazy. 926 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:15,307 - He's colicky, that's all. - It's been a week. When's he gonna breast-feed? 927 01:11:15,390 --> 01:11:18,280 Put him down. You can't pick him up every time he cries. 928 01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:19,981 Maybe Noel's bunny. 929 01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:23,231 Here's your bunny, darling. 930 01:11:23,273 --> 01:11:25,567 - Would you take him? - Sure. 931 01:11:25,609 --> 01:11:27,569 Where ya goin'? 932 01:11:27,611 --> 01:11:30,906 I have to go. I have to go out. 933 01:11:32,782 --> 01:11:37,746 Think of a name for him while you're out. It's embarrassing. 934 01:11:46,213 --> 01:11:49,549 - Hello? - Hi, Noel. It's Angie. 935 01:11:49,633 --> 01:11:52,677 Hello, Angie. Come on up. 936 01:11:57,933 --> 01:12:01,186 - Hey, you look great. - Today was the christening. 937 01:12:01,228 --> 01:12:05,190 - I had a baby. Maybe you heard. - Yeah, it was on CNN. 938 01:12:05,273 --> 01:12:08,526 - So, is he a he or is she a she? - He's a he. 939 01:12:08,568 --> 01:12:10,528 Great. Well done. 940 01:12:10,570 --> 01:12:15,325 Girls always wanna do stupid things like wear dresses and eat cottage cheese. 941 01:12:15,408 --> 01:12:18,370 - So, does he look like you? - Yeah. 942 01:12:18,453 --> 01:12:21,498 Panicked and exhausted. 943 01:12:21,581 --> 01:12:24,917 So, why didn't you come and see me in the hospital? 944 01:12:26,418 --> 01:12:28,963 I felt out of place. 945 01:12:29,046 --> 01:12:31,423 You felt out of place? 946 01:12:31,465 --> 01:12:34,593 Well, rise to the occasion, Noel. 947 01:12:34,677 --> 01:12:36,887 Everything's different now. 948 01:12:36,971 --> 01:12:41,350 I gotta know... If you're in this thing or not. 949 01:12:41,433 --> 01:12:46,105 Okay? So, make a commitment, one way or the other. 950 01:12:47,606 --> 01:12:49,608 All right. I'm not. 951 01:13:03,914 --> 01:13:09,378 So, what is it you've been doing with me for the last seven months? Playing? 952 01:13:09,461 --> 01:13:12,131 Yes. Weren't you? 953 01:13:12,214 --> 01:13:16,802 I just realized at the hospital that I couldn't play at being a father to your kid. 954 01:13:18,012 --> 01:13:20,556 So... lighten up. 955 01:13:20,639 --> 01:13:23,809 Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole. 956 01:13:23,892 --> 01:13:28,397 I have... I have shit goin' on in my life that you know nothin' about! 957 01:13:28,398 --> 01:13:31,733 Of course you're the only one. No one else has commitments that scare the shit out of them. 958 01:13:31,734 --> 01:13:36,113 You got commitments? What, are you married? 959 01:13:39,616 --> 01:13:42,286 You're married? 960 01:13:43,537 --> 01:13:45,956 Oh, you're married. 961 01:13:45,998 --> 01:13:49,126 What kind of an idiot am I? 962 01:13:50,961 --> 01:13:53,088 I forgot rule number one. 963 01:13:54,423 --> 01:13:56,925 I'm separated... sort of. 964 01:13:56,967 --> 01:13:59,762 Ooh, right. 965 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:04,767 - So, everything this whole time has been a lie? - Come on. 966 01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:08,520 How long did it take you to tell me about Vinnie? 967 01:14:08,604 --> 01:14:11,857 Or about the baby for that matter? 968 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:15,027 If I lie... so do you. 969 01:14:15,110 --> 01:14:19,865 The thing is, I always thought that was the best thing about us as a couple. 970 01:14:22,326 --> 01:14:26,288 It's funny how havin' a kid changes everything. 971 01:14:26,372 --> 01:14:30,459 A week ago, this woulda really hurt. 972 01:14:31,293 --> 01:14:33,462 Angie. 973 01:14:33,545 --> 01:14:35,506 What? 974 01:14:36,548 --> 01:14:38,967 How's the baby? 975 01:14:39,009 --> 01:14:42,513 Oh. He's perfect. 976 01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:16,754 All right, just a second. I'm gonna nurse you if it takes all night. 977 01:15:21,134 --> 01:15:23,261 Jesus, Angie. 978 01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:26,514 He-he just reached for me. I-I... 979 01:15:26,597 --> 01:15:28,850 Oh, Jesus. Angie. 980 01:15:28,933 --> 01:15:32,979 Angie! 981 01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:23,946 No. I didn't call you so you could talk me out of it, Tina. 982 01:16:24,030 --> 01:16:27,033 I called so you could... Help me with... 983 01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:31,829 You have to explain it to everybody, okay? I-I-I-I have to get away. 984 01:16:31,871 --> 01:16:33,264 I have to go away... 985 01:16:33,306 --> 01:16:35,958 What if you don't find it? How long you gonna be gone? 986 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,159 I don't know. I don't know. 987 01:16:37,251 --> 01:16:40,755 - Long enough to sort things out. - You got your own kid to take care of. 988 01:16:40,838 --> 01:16:44,842 I guess I'm just my mother's daughter. She ran and now I'm running. 989 01:16:44,926 --> 01:16:46,888 You don't have to find your mother now. 990 01:16:46,889 --> 01:16:48,989 - Shit. I gotta go. - You help yourself. 991 01:16:49,055 --> 01:16:52,225 - Finding your mother isn't gonna help you now. - Bye. 992 01:16:52,308 --> 01:16:54,852 All aboard! 993 01:17:55,620 --> 01:18:00,125 Angie, some stories just have to tell themselves. 994 01:18:54,095 --> 01:18:56,514 Coffee? 995 01:18:56,598 --> 01:18:59,768 Yeah. You read my mind. 996 01:19:01,930 --> 01:19:03,728 Ma'am, are you all right? 997 01:19:03,729 --> 01:19:07,609 - Yeah. Why? - Well... 998 01:19:09,736 --> 01:19:12,614 - Where's the ladies room? - It's right around the corner. 999 01:19:12,656 --> 01:19:14,949 Thank you. 1000 01:20:07,710 --> 01:20:10,003 Tina! 1001 01:20:11,839 --> 01:20:15,300 - Angela! That's her. Thank you. - Oh, my god! 1002 01:20:15,342 --> 01:20:17,678 - Ange! - Tina! 1003 01:20:19,888 --> 01:20:21,849 Baby. 1004 01:20:23,225 --> 01:20:26,774 - What the hell are you doin' here? - I eat lunch here. 1005 01:20:26,775 --> 01:20:28,957 - What do you think I'm doin'? - I can't believe it. 1006 01:20:28,981 --> 01:20:31,066 - What happened to your hair? - It fell out. 1007 01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:34,319 - In a blunt cut, right? - I got lucky. 1008 01:20:34,361 --> 01:20:36,363 Hey. 1009 01:20:36,447 --> 01:20:40,701 Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay? 1010 01:20:40,784 --> 01:20:44,830 So, I'm going with ya, okay? Come on, I'm goin'. 1011 01:20:44,872 --> 01:20:48,375 - I don't understand. How did you find me? - I'm a genius. 1012 01:20:48,459 --> 01:20:52,004 I called the bus company, found out the route and then took a train to beat you. 1013 01:20:52,045 --> 01:20:55,174 - And then after, you come back with me, right? - Where are the kids? 1014 01:20:55,215 --> 01:20:58,218 At my sister's. She's got sega. You know they love that stuff. 1015 01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:00,846 - What did Jerry say? - Ah, screw him. 1016 01:21:00,929 --> 01:21:04,725 He'll be happy to have me out of his hair for a while. Thanks. 1017 01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:12,816 Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue on wheels here. 1018 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:16,069 Hey, Daisy Mae. How ya doin'? 1019 01:21:53,731 --> 01:21:57,693 - You sure this is it? - 4418, route 20, right? 1020 01:21:57,777 --> 01:22:01,155 - Well, welcome to Texas. - Thanks. 1021 01:22:37,650 --> 01:22:40,903 Come on! Give me a beer! 1022 01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:47,118 Dwarf tossing? That is weird. 1023 01:22:47,201 --> 01:22:49,203 - What can I get ya? - Um... 1024 01:22:49,287 --> 01:22:53,499 - I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo. - She ain't here. 1025 01:22:53,583 --> 01:22:59,099 I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin' for my mother, Joanne Scacciapensieri. You know her? 1026 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:03,147 Jean Colombo doesn't own this bar anymore. She sold it to me. 1027 01:23:03,148 --> 01:23:05,344 Do you know where she went? 1028 01:23:05,469 --> 01:23:09,640 - It's important I find her. - Way out west I think. I couldn't help you. 1029 01:23:09,724 --> 01:23:13,519 - Where does her mail go? - Honey, she's been gone 12 years already. 1030 01:23:13,603 --> 01:23:18,232 The only thing she gets is a Christmas card. I throw those out. 1031 01:23:18,316 --> 01:23:21,569 - What are you gonna do, right? - Hmm. 1032 01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:29,744 Come on. We gotta get to town. 1033 01:23:31,787 --> 01:23:33,873 Come on. 1034 01:23:33,956 --> 01:23:37,001 Hey, I'm not goin' back. 1035 01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:40,963 - Not goin' home? - No. 1036 01:23:41,047 --> 01:23:43,925 What are you sayin', Angie? You're not goin' back? 1037 01:23:43,966 --> 01:23:47,261 Not for the baby? Not for nothin'? 1038 01:23:47,345 --> 01:23:51,349 No, it's better. Pop and Kathy can raise him. 1039 01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:54,644 I know you can be cold sometimes, but you got a baby now, Angela. 1040 01:23:54,727 --> 01:23:57,980 - You don't understand. - No, I understand. 1041 01:23:58,064 --> 01:24:02,193 I understand that if you don't go back, he's gonna have to be by himself with doctors. 1042 01:24:02,276 --> 01:24:05,946 That you are gonna put him through the same shit you went through your whole life? 1043 01:24:06,029 --> 01:24:08,573 He don't want me. I know that sounds crazy... 1044 01:24:08,657 --> 01:24:10,617 But it's like he knows everything is my fault. 1045 01:24:10,659 --> 01:24:13,828 That is pathetic. To throw your fucked-upness onto that poor little baby! 1046 01:24:13,912 --> 01:24:15,997 I don't deserve him. 1047 01:24:16,081 --> 01:24:18,375 You don't deserve him? You're his mother! 1048 01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:23,338 You are so selfish, Angela! You come over like this regular girl. 1049 01:24:23,339 --> 01:24:25,673 Meanwhile, you do whatever you wanna do and you don't care... 1050 01:24:25,674 --> 01:24:29,344 You shut your face! If you hate me so much, why are you my friend? 1051 01:24:29,427 --> 01:24:33,014 I've been asking that question. When I think how holier than thou you are about Jerry... 1052 01:24:33,098 --> 01:24:34,975 Oh, please! 1053 01:24:35,016 --> 01:24:39,354 I will tell you one thing. He would never ever leave his own flesh and blood. 1054 01:24:39,437 --> 01:24:44,693 I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part of this sickness! I'm goin' back home! 1055 01:26:15,825 --> 01:26:17,869 How is she? 1056 01:26:17,952 --> 01:26:20,789 Did she have a good day? 1057 01:26:20,830 --> 01:26:23,083 I didn't. 1058 01:26:30,759 --> 01:26:31,844 Aunt Jean. 1059 01:26:31,845 --> 01:26:33,805 What do you want, Angie? Why don't you go on home? 1060 01:26:33,842 --> 01:26:35,886 I know she's in there. I wanna see her. 1061 01:26:35,969 --> 01:26:38,466 You go on back to your life and let us get on with ours. 1062 01:26:38,486 --> 01:26:39,413 She's my mother. 1063 01:26:39,414 --> 01:26:41,808 - You don't wanna know about your mother! - The hell I don't! 1064 01:26:41,809 --> 01:26:44,186 - Get out of my way! Mama? - I promised your daddy. 1065 01:26:44,269 --> 01:26:46,313 - Angie, wait a minute. - Mama? 1066 01:26:48,524 --> 01:26:49,858 Mama. 1067 01:26:56,657 --> 01:26:58,450 Mama? 1068 01:26:58,534 --> 01:27:02,121 She's schizophrenic. 1069 01:27:05,874 --> 01:27:08,710 You can go to bed now, alba. 1070 01:27:08,794 --> 01:27:12,673 Okay. Good night, Joanne. 1071 01:27:16,218 --> 01:27:18,554 Thank you. 1072 01:27:18,595 --> 01:27:23,725 She's on medication, but she don't really function. 1073 01:27:25,561 --> 01:27:28,689 Most of the time she just sits there. 1074 01:27:28,772 --> 01:27:30,691 I'm sorry. 1075 01:27:30,774 --> 01:27:33,443 Joanne. 1076 01:27:33,527 --> 01:27:37,030 Joanne. Honey, look who's here. 1077 01:27:37,114 --> 01:27:40,450 Look who's here all the way from New York City. 1078 01:27:40,534 --> 01:27:42,953 That's Angie, honey. That's your daughter. 1079 01:27:45,205 --> 01:27:47,875 Hi, mama. 1080 01:27:48,876 --> 01:27:52,212 You talk to her. 1081 01:27:52,296 --> 01:27:54,631 I'll leave you alone with her and you just talk to her. 1082 01:27:54,715 --> 01:27:58,927 - I don't know what to say. - Angie, honey, it's your mama. 1083 01:27:59,011 --> 01:28:01,513 You'll think of somethin'. 1084 01:28:11,148 --> 01:28:13,692 Hey, you want a light for that? 1085 01:28:33,879 --> 01:28:36,131 I never knew you smoked. 1086 01:28:37,633 --> 01:28:40,093 Isn't that funny? 1087 01:28:40,177 --> 01:28:43,305 Of course I don't know hardly nothin' about you. 1088 01:28:48,684 --> 01:28:51,062 Hey, I know what. 1089 01:28:51,145 --> 01:28:53,064 Here. 1090 01:28:54,106 --> 01:28:56,234 See? Remember? 1091 01:28:57,235 --> 01:28:59,153 Here. 1092 01:29:00,571 --> 01:29:04,408 That's how I looked the last time you saw me. 1093 01:29:04,492 --> 01:29:06,827 Remember? 1094 01:29:14,252 --> 01:29:17,213 I have thought about you for so long. 1095 01:29:18,422 --> 01:29:20,883 About this moment. 1096 01:29:33,229 --> 01:29:35,189 Oh, my god. 1097 01:30:26,198 --> 01:30:28,534 Oh, my god! 1098 01:30:58,105 --> 01:31:01,442 I always thought you left us for somethin' better. 1099 01:31:01,484 --> 01:31:04,778 And I was gonna do the same. 1100 01:31:06,154 --> 01:31:09,491 I had it so wrong. 1101 01:31:15,163 --> 01:31:17,123 Mamam 1102 01:31:17,916 --> 01:31:20,960 I left my baby. 1103 01:31:22,670 --> 01:31:26,508 Now I don't know what the hell I was thinkin'. 1104 01:31:29,010 --> 01:31:31,638 I love him, mama. 1105 01:31:31,679 --> 01:31:35,850 I love him so much... But is that enough? 1106 01:32:03,628 --> 01:32:05,755 Hello? 1107 01:32:05,839 --> 01:32:08,758 - Who's that? Aunt Vicky? - Angela! 1108 01:32:08,842 --> 01:32:11,094 - Put my pop on. - You just missed him. 1109 01:32:11,177 --> 01:32:14,180 Maybe if you wait, you could catch him at the hospital. 1110 01:32:14,264 --> 01:32:17,434 - Hospital? What are you talkin' about? - Where are you? 1111 01:32:17,517 --> 01:32:20,478 - Do you know what an earthquake you caused here? - What hospital? 1112 01:32:20,562 --> 01:32:24,691 Oh, Jesus, Angie. Sean is really sick. 1113 01:32:24,774 --> 01:32:26,734 Who's Sean? 1114 01:33:00,727 --> 01:33:03,938 - Excuse me? What floor are the sick babies? - Angie? 1115 01:33:04,022 --> 01:33:06,941 - Pop! Oh, my god. - What are you doin' here? 1116 01:33:06,983 --> 01:33:09,569 - What happened to the baby? Is he all right? - He's alive! 1117 01:33:09,611 --> 01:33:11,863 - Thank god. Pop. - What the hell do you care? 1118 01:33:11,946 --> 01:33:15,408 A mother who runs out on her own sick child? There are no words... 1119 01:33:15,492 --> 01:33:18,077 Where is he? I have to see him. 1120 01:33:18,119 --> 01:33:22,040 You know what you did to my wife? That she might lose a baby a second time. 1121 01:33:22,123 --> 01:33:25,125 Frank! What are you sayin'? 1122 01:33:25,209 --> 01:33:29,129 She's his mother. We got no rights here. We got no right at all. 1123 01:33:29,213 --> 01:33:32,925 - You come on, Angie. I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you. 1124 01:33:32,966 --> 01:33:36,720 I saw her, pop. That's where I was, in Texas. 1125 01:33:50,817 --> 01:33:54,029 - You saw her? - Yeah. 1126 01:33:56,406 --> 01:33:59,201 Good. 1127 01:33:59,284 --> 01:34:04,039 Angie, you gotta understand about your father, how upset he is. 1128 01:34:04,122 --> 01:34:09,378 He can't even go into the nursery where the sick babies are. He hates himself for it. 1129 01:34:09,461 --> 01:34:12,339 What's wrong with my baby? 1130 01:34:12,422 --> 01:34:14,466 Pneumonia. 1131 01:34:15,467 --> 01:34:17,803 He couldn't breathe. 1132 01:34:17,844 --> 01:34:20,514 He's been unconscious the last two days. 1133 01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:28,021 I'm sorry, Kathy. 1134 01:34:29,898 --> 01:34:33,151 You're here now... And that's what matters. 1135 01:34:40,117 --> 01:34:42,911 We... We started callin' him Sean. 1136 01:34:42,995 --> 01:34:46,707 - We had to tell at registration something. - Yeah, I heard. 1137 01:34:46,790 --> 01:34:50,252 It's the name of the son I lost, but you could change it to anything. 1138 01:34:50,335 --> 01:34:53,505 - No, Sean's a good name. - Yeah? 1139 01:34:53,589 --> 01:34:55,507 - Where? - Here. 1140 01:34:56,883 --> 01:35:00,470 We gotta take off our coats and put 'em right here. 1141 01:35:03,348 --> 01:35:06,476 - Okay, it's back here. - Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed. 1142 01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:10,230 - I'm the mother, Angela Scacciapensieri. - No, Kathy's the mother. 1143 01:35:10,314 --> 01:35:14,443 - It's a long story, but she's the mother. - I don't make the rules. 1144 01:35:14,526 --> 01:35:16,486 - I don't obey them either. - Carl! 1145 01:35:16,528 --> 01:35:19,615 - What's the trouble? - I have to find my baby. Get out of my way! 1146 01:35:19,698 --> 01:35:21,617 - Listen... - Vinnie! 1147 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:24,828 - Keep your hands to yourself. You all right? - Yeah. Is that him? 1148 01:35:24,870 --> 01:35:27,110 - Aren't you the guy from the plumber commercial? - Yeah. 1149 01:35:27,164 --> 01:35:30,334 - Did you know plumber was spelled wrong? - Yeah. Can we go in? 1150 01:35:30,417 --> 01:35:33,045 - Look, it's up to her. - Okay. 1151 01:35:33,086 --> 01:35:36,715 - But only one person at a time. - Go ahead, Angie. You go. 1152 01:35:40,218 --> 01:35:43,889 Angela, I'm glad you came. 1153 01:35:43,971 --> 01:35:46,390 Me too. 1154 01:35:46,474 --> 01:35:49,518 How's he doin'? 1155 01:35:49,602 --> 01:35:51,520 It's been a rough couple of days. 1156 01:35:51,604 --> 01:35:55,358 Sean's developed pneumonia which sometimes happens in his condition. 1157 01:35:55,441 --> 01:35:58,986 So now the machine is breathing for him. 1158 01:35:59,028 --> 01:36:02,031 We'll know in the next 24 hours... 1159 01:36:02,073 --> 01:36:04,450 - Whether he's gonna be okay. - How will we know? 1160 01:36:04,533 --> 01:36:07,370 He'll wake up. 1161 01:36:56,085 --> 01:36:58,504 Hail Mary, full of grace... 1162 01:37:02,842 --> 01:37:05,052 Pop. 1163 01:37:05,094 --> 01:37:07,555 Oh, Angie. 1164 01:37:07,596 --> 01:37:10,182 - How are you, honey? - I'm all right. How are you? 1165 01:37:10,266 --> 01:37:13,102 - Fine. Mm-hmm. - Okay? 1166 01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:22,945 You could've said somethin'. I could take it. 1167 01:37:25,948 --> 01:37:28,534 You loved her so much. 1168 01:37:28,576 --> 01:37:32,204 You thought she was perfect. 1169 01:37:32,246 --> 01:37:35,082 I just couldn't take that away from you. 1170 01:37:35,166 --> 01:37:38,252 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. 1171 01:37:39,587 --> 01:37:42,256 It's okay, pop. 1172 01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:55,060 Hey, me and Sean have been alone for hours. 1173 01:37:55,102 --> 01:37:58,898 We're kinda runnin' out of conversation. We could use company. 1174 01:38:01,108 --> 01:38:04,944 Pop, I know it ain't easy. 1175 01:38:05,028 --> 01:38:07,071 Come on. 1176 01:38:07,113 --> 01:38:09,240 Come on. 1177 01:38:13,870 --> 01:38:16,247 Come on, it's okay. 1178 01:39:07,340 --> 01:39:10,134 Okay, listen. 1179 01:39:10,218 --> 01:39:13,388 Sean, we gotta talk. 1180 01:39:14,472 --> 01:39:16,891 Now I know what you're thinkin'. 1181 01:39:16,975 --> 01:39:19,394 You're thinkin', why should I wake up? 1182 01:39:19,477 --> 01:39:23,064 She don't care about me. She left. 1183 01:39:23,147 --> 01:39:25,567 But I do care! 1184 01:39:27,527 --> 01:39:31,364 It's from the moment you were born, you knew I did everything for the wrong reasons. 1185 01:39:31,447 --> 01:39:33,825 Didn't ya? 1186 01:39:35,660 --> 01:39:39,914 Well now, you gotta give me another chance. 1187 01:39:42,333 --> 01:39:46,880 And I promise, I won't let nobody make fun of you... 1188 01:39:46,963 --> 01:39:50,842 Or hurt you or lie to you ever. 1189 01:39:57,682 --> 01:40:00,643 Just you wake up, okay? 1190 01:40:08,568 --> 01:40:11,446 Look, you think about it. 1191 01:40:14,073 --> 01:40:17,327 I ain't goin' nowhere. I swear. 1192 01:40:57,699 --> 01:41:01,495 You're awake. He's awake! Nurse! 1193 01:41:02,704 --> 01:41:05,415 Oh. Oh. 1194 01:41:06,959 --> 01:41:10,045 It's okay. He's breathing on his own. 1195 01:41:11,546 --> 01:41:14,383 He's just pulled his tube out. 1196 01:41:16,843 --> 01:41:19,596 His lungs sound clear. 1197 01:41:20,681 --> 01:41:22,975 He's gonna be okay. 1198 01:41:36,279 --> 01:41:40,617 It's funny. I see everything now like it's this long chain... 1199 01:41:40,701 --> 01:41:43,453 Stretching all the way back to the beginning of time... 1200 01:41:43,537 --> 01:41:47,165 On up through my grandmother and my mother. 1201 01:41:47,207 --> 01:41:51,461 I'm finally part of something bigger than me. 1202 01:41:56,466 --> 01:41:59,011 Hey, tough guy. 1203 01:41:59,052 --> 01:42:01,471 How ya doin', huh? 1204 01:42:02,556 --> 01:42:06,184 Oh, the strong, silent type, huh? 1205 01:42:07,811 --> 01:42:09,855 Listen, Sean... 1206 01:42:11,565 --> 01:42:14,609 I wanna make a little deal with you. 1207 01:42:16,570 --> 01:42:18,488 All right? 1208 01:42:18,572 --> 01:42:21,491 Listen, you gotta eat somethin'. 1209 01:42:22,743 --> 01:42:26,705 So, why don't you think of me as a human fridge. 1210 01:42:26,788 --> 01:42:28,915 All right? 1211 01:42:28,999 --> 01:42:31,501 Then I'll do somethin' for you. 1212 01:42:31,585 --> 01:42:34,504 Anything you want. 1213 01:42:34,588 --> 01:42:37,382 Tickets to a raffi concert. 1214 01:42:39,051 --> 01:42:41,928 I could stick one of them little girl babies in your crib with you. 1215 01:43:31,602 --> 01:43:36,107 Everybody's got somethin, you know. Somethin' broken. 1216 01:43:36,190 --> 01:43:40,402 For Tina, it's her marriage. For Kathy, the baby she lost. 1217 01:43:40,444 --> 01:43:42,780 For pop, it's my mother. 1218 01:43:42,822 --> 01:43:47,076 And then some people it don't show on, but it's there. 1219 01:43:47,118 --> 01:43:49,370 The way I figure, these days... 1220 01:43:49,453 --> 01:43:52,623 The less broken have to take care of the more broken. 1221 01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:57,628 I learned that from my son. 99552

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