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Gino!
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Gino, you come in here now!
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I don't remember much
about when I was a kid.
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I remember the summers.
Bungalow bar and Johnny ride the pony.
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Listenin' to 45s
on the close n' play.
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Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front
stoop with my best friend teen...
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And her six sisters
playin' beauty parlor.
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I was eleven years old.
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I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee
with a drinkin' problem.
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I had no brothers or sisters...
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Which in a catholic neighborhood like
bensonhurst made me kinda like a martian.
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I gotta go change the record.
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- Put on "band of gold."
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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My mother left when I was three.
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I didn't know much about her except
she was an Italian from Texas...
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That pop met when he was
in the army down there.
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She's what my aunt Vicky
called a "free spirit."
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I knew she was iivin'
back in Texas somewhere...
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But no one ever talked about her,
least of all my pop.
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Every year we signed a Christmas card
and mailed it down to her sister...
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But that's as close
as I ever got.
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- Hey!
- Who's this?
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- No one. Give it back!
- Is it your mother?
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My mother told me she used to dance
half naked in the snow.
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She's a free spirit.
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Back off!
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Teen, what do you think
it'll be like when we grow up?
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First, we'll find two
brothers and get married!
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Twins! So neither of us
gets someone cuter.
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Right! Then we'll get pregnant
at exactly the same time.
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Yeah! Then our chests
will get bigger.
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Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're
pregnant to make the chest bigger.
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All you do is talk to it.
What do you say? I don't know.
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Grow! I guess.
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G row?
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Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow. Grow.
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- Grow. Grow. Grow.
- Grow. Grow. Grow.
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- Hurry up, Angie.
- I'm hurrying, Tina.
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Yeah.
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Right. And then
he yells at me. The bum.
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All right, I know.
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We didn't exactly grow up
and become Audrey hepburn or nothin.
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But, at least we get to go into
the city to work every day.
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- Forget about it.
- Later.
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Never seen them before.
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Hey, Angie! Tina!
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Very nice, Ange.
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You are right.
You're always right.
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But then if I didn't run,
we wouldn't be here.
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I sure wouldn't mind
sitting down.
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Tina got me this job.
It's great!
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The only drag is, it's not like it's
a real magazine or nothin.
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Micro circuit. You tell people where
you work, they never heard of it.
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Whew! So go ahead, Ange.
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These four nuns are tryin' to get into
heaven. And St. Peter says to the first one...
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"Sister, I must ask you before I let you
in: Have you ever touched a penis?"
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- No, never.
- She says, "yes, as a matter of fact."
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Once with the tip of my finger
I did touch one."
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He says, "all right, dip your finger in
the holy water and pass on through."
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The second one steps up,
he asks her the same question.
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"I have to admit once in the backseat of
a car, I touched a penis with my hand."
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"Dip your whole hand in the holy water
and pass on through."
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The third one steps up, but the fourth
one pushes her outta the way and says...
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"Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with
that shit after she sticks her ass in it...
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You can forget about it!"
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Vinnie and I had been boyfriend,
girlfriend since the 9th grade.
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But we still
don't live together.
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He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up
with a stockbroker or something.
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Someone who wore a suit.
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I mean, Vinnie's got a suit,
but it's green!
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I'm lying under this lady's sink today
and it comes to me... like bing!
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I'm gonna make a commercial.
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- You're gonna make a commercial?
- It's a great idea!
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I mean, it's gotta
be good for business, right?
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- What business? Baby, it's you and a truck.
- That's what I'm tryin' to fix.
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- Make a commercial.
- I think that's a good idea.
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- I do, I really do.
- What do you know about it, huh?
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I've got an opinion
like everybody else.
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He didn't ask how he could get people to eat
six meals a day. He's talking about plumbing.
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- Just stand there.
- Yeah, right, thanks a lot.
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Vinnie's a nice guy.
He's got a good heart.
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Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got
two kids, but he don't treat her right.
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Hey, hey, hey! Ding. Okay?
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Please?
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- Aah.
- Real nice!
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Hey, don't start
with me tonight.
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I thought we were goin'
to your house.
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Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along,
but we pretend like we do.
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I ain't eatin' her cooking.
I'll tell you that right now.
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Like I'm gonna stay in the same room
with her long enough to eat.
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- Hi.
- Hi! How was the movie?
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- It was great.
- How are you?
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You hungry? I got shells
and sauce I made special.
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Your father's in the kitchen.
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- Hey, pop.
- Hi, Ange.
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- Frank!
- What?
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- Angie is here with Vinnie.
- All right.
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Don't ask me what pop sees in her.
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It's funny. She ain't Italian,
but she keeps wishin' she was.
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Oh, I gotta check my sauce!
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- How you feelin'?
- You want the truth or what I tell everybody?
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- The truth.
- I feel fantastic!
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Vinnie, I'm having some trouble
with the sinks at the store.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I'll come by tomorrow. I'll take a look.
- Good.
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Pop, when are you gonna get rid of
those sinks, buy some new ones?
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What are you talking about? Those sinks
are perfectly good.
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They're prehistoric!
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- God forbid you should make a change.
- Here you are!
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Mangia.
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Angie, would you like some?
I got plenty.
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No, thanks, I've been
a little nauseous all day.
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You never take care of yourself. You're always
waitin' for somebody else to do it for you.
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- What's that mean?
- It means you were raised like a little Princess
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Hey, news flash! I was not raised
like a little Princess.
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All right, all right!
Let's have a little peace tonight.
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Please?
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- So, how is it?
- Delicious.
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- It's fantastic.
- Yeah?
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Got any cheese?
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I have one memory of my mother
to go with my one photograph.
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I'm three years old
and my relatives are over.
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Aunt violetta
who can make a rock cry...
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Great aunt Louisa who's been
in mourning since 1956...
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00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:53,631
And my crazy aunt Vicky who has her big
puppet head pushed so close to me...
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I can see the cracks
in her tongue.
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- She's asking me...
- What are you gonna do with your life?
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Three years old! I was this close to
bursting into tears...
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When suddenly out of nowhere my mother
picks me up like a super hero.
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Angie, some stories don't fit
inside a person's mouth.
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Some stories just have
to tell themselves.
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That's what she said.
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I guess I'll just have to let
my story tell itself.
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- Angela scacci...
- Scacciapensieri.
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I've been seeing the same
gynecologist since I'm 14.
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But, Jackie, my boss,
she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best.
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Don't be nervous.
He's one of the top men in the field!
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He treats the mayor's wife.
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- No kiddin'?
- Yes!
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Good morning, doctor.
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- Angie.
- Dr. Gould.
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- How ya doin'?
- Please sit down.
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All right.
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00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:14,336
- Are your periods always regular?
- Usually like clockwork.
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Every 28 days.
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I got your name from Jackie short...
Schwartz. She's my boss.
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I just, um, didn't want to go to the same
gynecologist as half my neighborhood.
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- Go ahead and lie down.
- All right.
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Place your legs in
the stirrups, please.
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00:12:34,147 --> 00:12:36,316
Scoot down, please.
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Come on down a little further.
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You know, Jackie was my date
at my senior prom.
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No kidding?
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So... you think you might
be pregnant, huh?
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Yeah.
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Please don't feel self-conscious
about my height.
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Oh, god, no, of course not.
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I-I-I think it's nice
you don't have to bend or nothin'.
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I always think gynecologists
must have such back problems.
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- Ow, Jesus, Angie!
- Hold still.
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- That one don't got a head.
- Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one.
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It could fill an eclair.
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- Ow! Ow! That's enough.
- All right.
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You're a very weird girl.
It ain't a sportin' event.
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- You set the alarm?
- Yeah.
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- Come here.
- Vinnie, we gotta talk.
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- We'll talk tomorrow.
- No, listen to me.
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- Angie, you know how beautiful you are?
- Vinnie?
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- Oh my god, Vinnie.
- Talk to me. Go ahead.
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- I'm gonna throw up! Get off!
- What?
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Oh, god!
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00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,513
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
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It wasn't you, I swear.
You were great.
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Oh, yeah. If I make a girl puke,
I know I showed her a good time.
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00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:58,731
What's wrong? You got
like a virus or something?
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You know what that's from? It's
from all those elevators in the city.
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00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:04,565
You keep breathing air that's been breathed
through somebody else's nostrils.
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- And it makes you sick.
- I'm pregnant.
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- You're what?
- I'm pregnant.
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For real?
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00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:16,999
Yeah. Remember that
time at pop's house...
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00:14:17,082 --> 00:14:19,960
Angie, that is
so fucking wonderful!
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- We're gonna have a baby!
- Vinnie, no! Put me down!
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00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:24,478
Or we won't be able to sleep in this
room neither.
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I'm sorry.
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- Put me down quick.
- I'm sorry. Here.
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Lie back, relax. Okay?
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You all right?
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- Oh, man, this is great! When's he due?
- December 25th.
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December friggin' 25th! The baby's
gonna pop out like Jesus Christ.
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That is fuckin' unbelievable.
That is so fuckin' unbelievable.
194
00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,362
Vinnie, please, the neighbors
are gonna hear.
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Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear!
I want everybody to know!
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- Hey, I'm havin' a baby!
- Way to go, Vinnie!
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We're gettin' married
right away, Ange, okay?
198
00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:57,540
It don't matter if it's
a boy or a girl or whatever...
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'Cause whatever we have this time, we'll
go and have the other one the next time.
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Next time? Calm down.
This one ain't even born yet.
201
00:15:04,922 --> 00:15:08,968
Angie, I'm gonna make you happy.
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00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:12,513
I swear it. Anything.
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00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,645
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh.
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Saltines.
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00:15:22,064 --> 00:15:25,818
My sister when she was pregnant with the
twins and had the morning sickness...
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- She said the saltines helped her.
- Oh.
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00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:32,283
So tomorrow I'm gonna go out
and get you a dozen boxes.
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- You want something now?
- No, no, Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay?
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Promise me we're not gonna turn out
like Tina and Jerry, okay?
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Tell me we're special.
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We're special, baby.
You make us special.
212
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:49,008
I know that.
213
00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:53,512
But enough's enough. Angela, I mean,
you can be special and normal too.
214
00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:57,683
A house, a crib,
a nice normal life.
215
00:15:59,435 --> 00:16:02,897
I mean, I can't wait.
Can you, huh?
216
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:07,735
Oh, boy.
217
00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:26,127
- Pop.
- Hi, Ange.
218
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,798
I've got some good news.
Me and Vinnie are gonna get married.
219
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:33,259
- You and Vinnie?
- We're gonna have a baby.
220
00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,553
You're havin' a baby? Ahh!
221
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,641
Oh, I'm so pleased!
That's fantastic!
222
00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:45,229
Hey, come here! She's going to get
married. She's having a baby.
223
00:16:46,648 --> 00:16:51,694
- It's a breast pump!
- You are gonna thank me for this.
224
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,113
Let's make a toast to the baby.
225
00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:56,282
To the baby.
226
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,872
You're gonna love it, Angie,
the whole thing.
227
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:06,008
It's the most beautiful experience
a woman can have.
228
00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,209
Damn straight!
229
00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:11,005
Except for the water retention.
My hands swelled up so much...
230
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,841
I had to go to a jeweler
to get my rings cutoff.
231
00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:17,679
Forget the hands. How 'bout the way
your breasts swell up?
232
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:22,558
- I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses.
- Oh, my god.
233
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,560
That stuff, it doesn't come out.
234
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,855
Stop it! You'll give her nightmares
for the next seven months.
235
00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:32,276
- It really is a beautiful experience.
- Of course it is.
236
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,279
Oh, I'm...
237
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,908
When I was born, my mother, she pushed so
hard she had a b.M. Right there on the table.
238
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:42,704
Ah, I'm gonna...
I gotta take a walk.
239
00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:46,249
- Angie, don't listen to them.
- I'm sorry!
240
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,711
So, when are you gonna
start gettin' big?
241
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:53,172
You're gonna look so sexy
when you get some meat on your bones.
242
00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:57,343
Hey, look, baby names.
243
00:17:57,427 --> 00:18:01,889
Will I be sexy when my breasts are ieakin'
and I'm having bowel movements on the table?
244
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:04,392
- What?
- Nothing.
245
00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:07,854
What about Joey or Johnny
if it's a boy? Johnny or Jimmy?
246
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,939
Or Debbie if it's a girl?
247
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,567
For those you need a book?
248
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,360
For instance, all right?
249
00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:16,946
What about Marie
after my grandmother?
250
00:18:16,988 --> 00:18:20,742
The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew
your heart up and spit it on the pavement!
251
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:23,327
It's just her way, all right?
252
00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:27,165
- How come we never go to a museum?
- Don't start with that.
253
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:29,834
It's a nice day out.
I don't wanna think about a museum.
254
00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:34,172
These pictures ain't so hard. You
can see people in 'em and everything.
255
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:40,427
That broad needs to get laid.
256
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,263
Come on, fatty,
I'll buy ya a carvel.
257
00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:03,450
- Pop?
- Hi, Ange. I called before. You weren't home.
258
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,078
- Come in.
- How ya doin'?
259
00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:08,705
- I'm all right. How are you?
- Good, good, good.
260
00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:11,875
- What's in the box?
- A present.
261
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:15,170
- Yeah?
- Open it.
262
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:21,676
- A wedding dress.
- You ain't bought one yet, have you?
263
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,804
Oh, good
264
00:19:23,887 --> 00:19:27,474
it's the one your mother wore
the day she married me.
265
00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,686
Oh, my god.
266
00:19:31,728 --> 00:19:33,730
- Oh, pop!
- Isn't it beautiful?
267
00:19:33,814 --> 00:19:37,442
Here. Look at the rest of it.
268
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,946
- Look at all these beads.
- Whoa!
269
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:44,032
Angie, now that
is a wedding dress!
270
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:49,121
Excuse me, frank. Sorry.
271
00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:51,748
I think it'll mean
a lot to her...
272
00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:55,377
If you wore it
on your wedding day.
273
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,131
My god, pop. I can't believe
you saved it all this time.
274
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:01,675
- Oh, honey, baby.
- Thank you.
275
00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:03,969
You don't throw out
a thing like that!
276
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,346
You can let it out too!
I mean, don't worry.
277
00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:09,808
- I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat.
- Shut up.
278
00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:12,185
Your mother doesn't know
I did this.
279
00:20:12,269 --> 00:20:15,856
When she sees you walking down the
aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her.
280
00:20:15,939 --> 00:20:19,860
- This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother.
- Of course, she is your mother.
281
00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:22,623
- She's not, pop, no offense.
- She raised you since you were seven.
282
00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:24,823
- Stay outta this!
- Angie, don't start, huh?
283
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:27,492
For over 20 years,
that woman tried to get you to like her.
284
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:31,204
- Now at least show her some respect.
- I ain't wearing her dress!
285
00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:34,791
How the hell did you get
so goddamn selfish?
286
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,627
That woman saved my life
when I was married to your mother.
287
00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:39,880
She helped me through the
worst period of my life.
288
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:42,716
You were seeing Kathy when you
were still married to my mother?
289
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:45,092
- Forget I mentioned the whole thing.
- Were you seeing her?
290
00:20:45,093 --> 00:20:47,554
- Gimme the goddamn box!
- Everybody, calm down.
291
00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:50,098
- Take it easy, Ange. Calm down!
- Let me go!
292
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,017
Ow! Jesus!
293
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,146
I'm bleedin! What are you,
out of your mind?
294
00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:13,162
Come on, everybody.
Good. Make a line.
295
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,414
Keep together.
296
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:18,083
Maria?
297
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,252
I saw that!
298
00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:22,671
Let's go, come on.
299
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,919
It breaks a lot of rules,
this picture.
300
00:23:27,003 --> 00:23:29,547
Empty space on the left.
301
00:23:29,630 --> 00:23:34,218
The pair of them looking at the short
side of the frame, but it works!
302
00:23:34,302 --> 00:23:39,599
All this emptiness reinforces
their isolation. Don't you think?
303
00:23:42,268 --> 00:23:44,145
Are you all right?
304
00:23:44,228 --> 00:23:47,648
Yeah, I will be... if you leave.
305
00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:56,657
God.
306
00:24:14,926 --> 00:24:16,928
Excuse me!
307
00:24:17,011 --> 00:24:20,556
Excuse me, ma'am.
There's no eating in the museum.
308
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,601
- I'll have to take those.
- Trust me. You want me to eat these crackers.
309
00:24:23,643 --> 00:24:27,563
- There are signs posted. No food or beverages...
- Pal, if I don't eat these...
310
00:24:27,647 --> 00:24:30,350
You're gonna have a new kind
of modern art on your floor.
311
00:24:30,351 --> 00:24:31,351
I don't make the rules.
312
00:24:31,352 --> 00:24:33,985
- Then I'm going to puke on your paintings.
- I have to ask you to leave.
313
00:24:33,986 --> 00:24:35,613
Hey, get your hands...
314
00:24:35,696 --> 00:24:40,535
- Calm down, please!
- Take it easy, pal. The lady's feelin' nauseous.
315
00:24:40,618 --> 00:24:45,665
An extreme reaction to degas,
I will admit. If it had been Picasso...
316
00:24:45,748 --> 00:24:48,501
- You know this man?
- I've never seen him before in my life.
317
00:24:48,502 --> 00:24:50,585
She's waiting for a formal introduction.
Could you do the honors?
318
00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:54,298
- Get off me. Why don't you throw him out?
- He's not eating.
319
00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:05,143
Here we go, outside.
Thank you very much.
320
00:25:05,226 --> 00:25:08,646
- Have a nice day.
- Your museum's overrated.
321
00:25:08,688 --> 00:25:11,899
And the guards at the Whitney
could kick your ass.
322
00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:17,488
Look, it was interesting
meeting you.
323
00:25:17,530 --> 00:25:20,116
Have a nice life. I'm sure
it'll be a short one.
324
00:25:20,199 --> 00:25:22,660
We haven't met.
My name's Noel. Yours, please?
325
00:25:22,702 --> 00:25:26,289
- Ralph.
- If we're giving real names, mine's Denise.
326
00:25:26,347 --> 00:25:28,707
- Are you lonely or horny? What's your problem?
- I'm Irish.
327
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,711
Which often gets confused
for lonely and horny.
328
00:25:31,752 --> 00:25:35,173
- You seemed to really like that degas painting.
- Yeah, well...
329
00:25:35,214 --> 00:25:38,593
It looks like a lot
of marriages I've seen.
330
00:25:38,676 --> 00:25:42,387
- So, you some kind of artist or something?
- I'm an international lawyer.
331
00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:44,973
- You?
- Brain surgeon. Mount sinai.
332
00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:47,267
I remember you from right
after the accident.
333
00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:51,480
- You said I didn't need that cerebral cortex.
- That was me.
334
00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:55,192
Shamelessly obvious pass,
but can I buy you dinner?
335
00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:58,945
Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of
a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
336
00:25:59,029 --> 00:26:01,531
- Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding!
- I gotta go.
337
00:26:01,615 --> 00:26:05,118
Just hang on a minute.
Let me give you my number.
338
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:13,084
Here you are. Come on.
339
00:26:13,168 --> 00:26:16,505
We could get thrown out
of the guggenheim together.
340
00:26:31,436 --> 00:26:33,897
All right, you,
leave right now...
341
00:26:33,939 --> 00:26:37,108
And I won't use this glock
nine millimeter I'm holdin'...
342
00:26:37,192 --> 00:26:39,861
To blow your face through
the back of your head!
343
00:26:39,945 --> 00:26:41,988
Not, "gee, honey,
great to see ya!"
344
00:26:42,072 --> 00:26:44,366
But it's the most you said
to me in about a week.
345
00:26:44,407 --> 00:26:48,078
Vinnie, you idiot!
My god, you scared the shit outta me.
346
00:26:48,161 --> 00:26:51,998
Angela, what the fuck
is goin' on here?
347
00:26:52,082 --> 00:26:55,168
I go to touch you
and you pull away from me.
348
00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:57,629
I call you on the phone, you don't
want to talk to me!
349
00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:59,469
Vinnie, go home.
350
00:26:59,506 --> 00:27:03,718
I just... I gotta have
some time to myself.
351
00:27:03,802 --> 00:27:06,555
- Oh, come on with that bullshit!
- Why is that bullshit?
352
00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:10,392
You don't know everything.
You're not carnac the magnificent!
353
00:27:10,475 --> 00:27:12,894
You don't know what's goin'
on inside a person's head.
354
00:27:17,232 --> 00:27:20,652
- The eggplants are comin' very nice.
- Yeah, good.
355
00:27:20,735 --> 00:27:23,488
Don't put too much water on 'em.
356
00:27:25,323 --> 00:27:27,659
- How's the tomatoes?
- Good! Good fruit.
357
00:27:27,742 --> 00:27:29,703
Hi, pop. Hi, Kathy.
358
00:27:29,744 --> 00:27:33,373
- Hi, Ange.
- Angie! Ah, listen...
359
00:27:33,456 --> 00:27:37,127
Garden looks beautiful,
Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch.
360
00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:41,172
Listen, I never really said congratulations
about Vinnie and the baby.
361
00:27:41,256 --> 00:27:43,331
- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
362
00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:45,542
The baby outweighs everything, Angie.
363
00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:48,930
It's a miracle from god.
364
00:27:49,014 --> 00:27:51,558
I just hope you realize
what a precious gift it is.
365
00:28:12,077 --> 00:28:15,497
Pop, I'm sorry
about the other day.
366
00:28:15,581 --> 00:28:18,167
Cooled off real nice, huh?
367
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,919
God must've finally won
a game of cards.
368
00:28:22,796 --> 00:28:26,175
Pop, I know you don't wanna
talk about it, but...
369
00:28:26,258 --> 00:28:28,469
Why'd you have an affair
on my mother?
370
00:28:28,552 --> 00:28:30,888
Why do you gotta start,
Angie, huh?
371
00:28:30,929 --> 00:28:33,432
Did you love her?
372
00:28:38,062 --> 00:28:42,274
Angie, you can never understand
what it was like iivin' with her.
373
00:28:42,316 --> 00:28:44,943
Finding her in her
nightgown in the snow...
374
00:28:45,069 --> 00:28:48,072
Dancin' with her lips all blue.
375
00:28:49,615 --> 00:28:52,201
So she danced in the snow.
376
00:28:52,284 --> 00:28:55,120
Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life
more than you and...
377
00:28:55,204 --> 00:28:58,749
Angie, I can't talk
about this, all right?
378
00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:01,293
She's gone.
We have a life here. That's it.
379
00:29:01,377 --> 00:29:06,173
- Fine. I understand.
- No! No. Some thingsjust end, Angela.
380
00:29:06,256 --> 00:29:10,010
- This is one of 'em.
- Fine.
381
00:29:13,097 --> 00:29:15,641
Exhale, turn left.
382
00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:19,019
Again, way up. Lift, exhale.
383
00:29:19,103 --> 00:29:21,939
And lift.
384
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,982
And back, hunching fonnard.
385
00:29:24,024 --> 00:29:26,151
Left arm, right.
Let the shoulders...
386
00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:30,739
Look at her. Nine months pregnant,
she goes on tape wearing white spandex.
387
00:29:30,823 --> 00:29:34,118
I don't know. I like this tape.
They don't work you out so hard.
388
00:29:34,201 --> 00:29:36,912
Gimme that back!
I'm gonna kill you!
389
00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:40,582
Hey, what is going on
in there, huh?
390
00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:44,837
- Nothing.
- All right, so just relax, okay? Relax!
391
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,257
Oh, they are gettin' so weird!
392
00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:50,968
Richie took the little one,
turned him upside down like a mop...
393
00:29:51,051 --> 00:29:54,179
And practically did the floor.
394
00:29:54,304 --> 00:29:57,891
- What's this?
- This is a guy.
395
00:29:57,975 --> 00:30:00,978
- A guy guy?
- The "guyest."
396
00:30:01,061 --> 00:30:03,605
- Angela, what're you doin'?
- I met him in that museum.
397
00:30:03,647 --> 00:30:07,693
He's a real nutjob, but he's cute.
He's from Ireland.
398
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:10,279
- I just don't know if I wanna call him.
- You're pregnant.
399
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,407
You're getting married. You're carrying
around some foreigner's number...
400
00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:16,410
In your pocket like it's gonna burn too
big a hole to be lost in the bag.
401
00:30:16,493 --> 00:30:20,455
I think you wanna call him.
You're gonna end up on Oprah.
402
00:30:20,496 --> 00:30:24,709
I've been avoiding Vinnie like the
plague. He don't know what to think.
403
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:29,046
Well, he's not
the only one, darlin'.
404
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,966
Very nice! I leave you
five minutes, I got a big mess.
405
00:31:23,851 --> 00:31:26,896
- You paint these?
- Depends.
406
00:31:26,979 --> 00:31:30,691
- Do you like them?
- Uh, depends. What are they?
407
00:31:30,775 --> 00:31:33,611
That one is
"rush hour in Manhattan."
408
00:31:35,005 --> 00:31:37,740
I do like 'em.
So'd you paint 'em?
409
00:31:37,865 --> 00:31:40,701
I modeled.
That's me on the left.
410
00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:46,374
I used to be thinner.
411
00:31:53,881 --> 00:31:56,968
I can't believe the elevator opens up
right into your apartment.
412
00:31:57,051 --> 00:31:59,887
So cool.
413
00:31:59,971 --> 00:32:03,099
I'm a little nervous. I haven't had
a morning after in a long time.
414
00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:06,143
You? I got up and cooked!
415
00:32:06,227 --> 00:32:09,313
I feel like me mother.
Next I'm gonna vacuum.
416
00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:11,667
- Are you tellin' you've never done this before?
- Never!
417
00:32:11,691 --> 00:32:15,570
But... could you hurry it up, please?
I have to be back at the met at 11:30.
418
00:32:15,611 --> 00:32:19,240
That accent lets you get
away with a shitload, huh?
419
00:32:19,323 --> 00:32:23,035
It's a crap accent.
Yours is the ace one.
420
00:32:23,077 --> 00:32:26,080
Hey, so, just because
I get thrown out of the museum...
421
00:32:26,163 --> 00:32:29,667
Don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
422
00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:33,129
- Good. Very deniro.
- Thank you.
423
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:37,174
- Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try.
- No.
424
00:32:37,258 --> 00:32:38,843
All right.
425
00:32:38,926 --> 00:32:42,220
Pink hearts, yellow stars,
orange moons, green clovers.
426
00:32:42,304 --> 00:32:44,890
Magically delicious!
427
00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:48,727
What have the Irish ever done to you
to make you hate us so much?
428
00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:50,562
Bagels.
429
00:32:50,604 --> 00:32:55,317
- So, Noel, you like kids?
- Sure.
430
00:32:55,358 --> 00:32:59,988
That's why I stayed one
'til I was 35... 38, 42... hike!
431
00:33:02,365 --> 00:33:05,911
- Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em.
- You don't say.
432
00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:13,335
- What's the music?
- Jules massenet. It's from a ballet.
433
00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:19,049
It's all about a guy
and a girl... and death.
434
00:33:19,090 --> 00:33:21,092
And death comes to take the guy.
435
00:33:21,176 --> 00:33:26,348
You know, death:
White face, black tights, bad attitude.
436
00:33:26,389 --> 00:33:31,227
And the girl tricks death into taking
her instead of the guy.
437
00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:33,939
- Hmm.
- Atta girl.
438
00:33:40,362 --> 00:33:42,864
- This an Irish chick?
- Huh?
439
00:33:42,948 --> 00:33:47,077
- She obviously ain't Italian!
- Shut up.
440
00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:11,017
How you doin'?
441
00:34:12,978 --> 00:34:15,563
Wow!
442
00:34:24,614 --> 00:34:27,742
You must be my 12:00.
443
00:34:28,576 --> 00:34:30,578
So, what is this?
444
00:34:30,662 --> 00:34:34,290
- It's an office.
- Yes, I see that.
445
00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,836
Your machine said
to try you at your office.
446
00:34:37,919 --> 00:34:41,172
You know, here I thought
you were an artist.
447
00:34:41,256 --> 00:34:45,719
- I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit.
- I told you I was a lawyer.
448
00:34:45,802 --> 00:34:47,846
Yeah, but you
never tell the truth.
449
00:34:47,929 --> 00:34:51,641
Well, the lonely painter in the loft was
working so well, and people hate lawyers.
450
00:34:51,725 --> 00:34:55,020
No, people hate lies.
451
00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:58,523
So, is this really yours?
Maybe you rented it to impress me.
452
00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:01,775
No, I rented the apartment
to impress you.
453
00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:05,446
Let's make a system of bells. One ring,
you're full of shit; Two, you're not.
454
00:35:05,487 --> 00:35:07,281
Fine, so, what do you do?
455
00:35:07,364 --> 00:35:09,783
- I'm a fashion model.
- Bong!
456
00:35:09,825 --> 00:35:12,453
- Screw you!
- Well.
457
00:35:12,494 --> 00:35:15,330
- What I mean is, you're far too intelligent.
- Yes.
458
00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,750
Good save, but screw you anyway.
459
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:21,462
Never met a woman like you.
460
00:35:21,503 --> 00:35:24,465
I've met teamsters like you.
461
00:35:24,548 --> 00:35:26,508
Teamster ever do this?
462
00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:33,223
Yeah, but I told him I was married
and that was the end of it.
463
00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:42,483
Should I come back at 1:00?
464
00:35:45,903 --> 00:35:48,697
How many times has
this happened to you?
465
00:35:48,781 --> 00:35:50,741
At dopodomani plumbers
we guarantee...
466
00:35:50,824 --> 00:35:53,494
Cut, cut, cut.
Vinnie, we gotta do it again.
467
00:35:53,577 --> 00:35:56,580
You're doin' great, but remember
you're a little stiff.
468
00:35:56,586 --> 00:35:58,706
What's the first thing
I said to you about the camera?
469
00:35:58,707 --> 00:36:00,834
- "The camera is your..."
- My friend.
470
00:36:00,876 --> 00:36:03,170
- Right. And it's never gonna talk back to you.
- Right.
471
00:36:03,253 --> 00:36:07,216
Say whatever you want. Just
talk to the camera, nice, friendly...
472
00:36:07,257 --> 00:36:09,551
All right. Thanks.
473
00:36:11,178 --> 00:36:13,680
- Okay. Ready, Vinnie?
- Oh, yeah.
474
00:36:13,722 --> 00:36:16,558
Okay. Ready... action.
475
00:36:19,895 --> 00:36:23,398
- How many times has this happened to you?
- Cut.
476
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:26,485
- What's the matter?
- That smile. You know how to smile?
477
00:36:26,527 --> 00:36:28,278
I'm not smilin'?
478
00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:33,325
- Just dial... 1-9-1-0...
- No, no, no.
479
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,202
- What?
- Vinnie. Vinnie.
480
00:36:35,285 --> 00:36:38,580
Just dial 9-1-0, p-I-u-m-m...
481
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,624
- No, no!
- What?
482
00:36:44,461 --> 00:36:47,840
Let me ask you a question. How many
times has this happened to you?
483
00:36:47,923 --> 00:36:52,177
At dopodomani plumbers, we guarantee we
can lick any problem in one hour or less...
484
00:36:52,219 --> 00:36:55,055
Or it's no charge to you;
Get your money back.
485
00:36:55,097 --> 00:36:57,391
Just dial...
486
00:36:57,474 --> 00:37:01,228
9-1-0 plummers. P-I-u-m-m-e-r-s.
487
00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:05,357
- Vinnie, hand me a ratchet.
- Sure.
488
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,319
Dopodomani plumbers, because you never
know what you'll find under your sink.
489
00:37:09,403 --> 00:37:13,031
And... cut! It was great, Vinnie.
Everything worked.
490
00:37:13,073 --> 00:37:14,647
- It was all right.
- It was great.
491
00:37:14,648 --> 00:37:16,048
Don't wanna look like an idiot.
492
00:37:16,076 --> 00:37:18,823
Can't help the way you look,
but you sounded great.
493
00:37:18,824 --> 00:37:19,533
You're very funny.
494
00:37:19,534 --> 00:37:22,081
- You know Tina? You'll probably like her.
- Yeah? She single?
495
00:37:22,165 --> 00:37:23,583
- How much?
- Ah, $600.
496
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,585
- Thought we said five.
- Six.
497
00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:29,922
- Here you go. Better look good.
- You look great.
498
00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:33,217
- Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry.
- So go eat.
499
00:37:33,301 --> 00:37:35,261
What are you doin'?
Get outta there. We're done.
500
00:37:35,303 --> 00:37:38,389
- No.
- What do you mean, "no"?
501
00:37:38,472 --> 00:37:41,601
- Come on, let's go. Come on.
- No.
502
00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:46,189
I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life. You didn't even see my face.
503
00:37:46,272 --> 00:37:50,401
It's acting, Angela. Do you think the
guy in the elephant man said...
504
00:37:50,484 --> 00:37:53,404
"I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't
gonna see my face"? Huh?
505
00:37:53,446 --> 00:37:55,740
- Ow!
- Besides, your legs look terrific.
506
00:37:55,823 --> 00:38:00,161
- And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms."
- it's somebody else's number.
507
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:04,665
- You did a good job.
- Thank you. You, too.
508
00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:07,627
Thank you.
509
00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:10,630
So, I forgot to tell ya.
510
00:38:10,671 --> 00:38:14,050
- Took out a homeowners loan yesterday.
- Huh?
511
00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:17,553
- I bought a house.
- You forgot to tell me. What, are you crazy?
512
00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:20,932
It's the sweetest little place you've
ever seen on eighty-fourth street, baby.
513
00:38:21,015 --> 00:38:24,602
- You're serious!
- Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage.
514
00:38:24,685 --> 00:38:27,146
It's got a little room for the baby.
You should've seen it.
515
00:38:27,230 --> 00:38:31,275
You're damn right I should've seen it
before you took out a loan on a house!
516
00:38:31,359 --> 00:38:34,070
A whole house!
Ain't I supposed to live in it too?
517
00:38:34,153 --> 00:38:37,323
Realtor said another couple were gonna
make an offer. I had to move on it!
518
00:38:37,406 --> 00:38:41,327
You've been goin' places
with a realtor behind my back?
519
00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:45,915
- Huh?
- Angela, you've seemed edgy lately.
520
00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:48,918
I thought I'd look at a few
places, check 'em out first.
521
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,420
Do all the legwork
and then show 'em to you.
522
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,548
I never thought I'd have
to say "yes" to one on the spot.
523
00:38:58,344 --> 00:39:00,721
All right, Vinnie, look.
524
00:39:00,805 --> 00:39:03,723
I've been thinkin' about this so
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
525
00:39:03,724 --> 00:39:06,102
I don't think it's a good idea
our gettin' married.
526
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:10,940
- I don't think we'd be good for each other.
- Angela, don't bust my balls.
527
00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:14,527
- You see it first. Then if you don't like it...
- It's not just the house.
528
00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,238
- It's everything, all right!
- Oh, here she goes.
529
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:20,741
- She's gonna try and be all serious now.
- I am serious as cancer!
530
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,452
It's not something you can
talk me out of, so please don't try.
531
00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:27,164
You know what I'm like when I'm certain
and I am certain about this.
532
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:31,043
This is crazy.
Are you really that mad?
533
00:39:31,127 --> 00:39:34,422
It's not crazy!
It's how I feel! I'm sorry.
534
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,882
Hey, where're you goin'?
535
00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:42,929
I don't believe this.
I don't fucking believe this!
536
00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:46,266
Vin, please,
you had to see it comin'.
537
00:39:46,308 --> 00:39:47,976
Goddammit!
538
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:50,979
Goddammit!
Get outta the fucking way!
539
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,773
Hey, you son-of-a-bitch!
540
00:39:59,279 --> 00:40:02,824
Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'?
541
00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,035
Goddamn motherfucker!
542
00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:15,503
Vinnie, cut it out. Come on!
543
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:19,132
Jesus. What are you doin'?
544
00:40:33,438 --> 00:40:36,941
All right.
545
00:40:37,025 --> 00:40:39,652
Now, say it to me again.
546
00:40:39,736 --> 00:40:42,989
I can't go out with you
no more, Vinnie.
547
00:40:43,031 --> 00:40:46,743
You can't go out
with me no more?
548
00:40:49,329 --> 00:40:51,664
You're pregnant with my baby.
549
00:40:51,706 --> 00:40:55,251
We're gettin' married
and you can't go out with me no more?
550
00:40:57,754 --> 00:41:02,217
Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question.
And I need an answer.
551
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:07,472
Whatever you say, that's it.
No goin' back. No changin' your mind.
552
00:41:07,514 --> 00:41:11,559
'Cause I can't take it.
Okay? I can't take it anymore.
553
00:41:15,688 --> 00:41:18,608
Are we gonna get married or not?
554
00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:35,667
Have you ever loved me,
Angela? No, really!
555
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:39,504
'Cause I don't think so.
556
00:41:39,546 --> 00:41:41,840
I mean, what are people
gonna think?
557
00:41:41,881 --> 00:41:44,843
What are they gonna say, huh?
558
00:41:44,884 --> 00:41:47,512
You're knocked up with my baby
and you won't even marry me.
559
00:41:47,595 --> 00:41:51,808
- They're gonna think I'm some kind of animal.
- No, Vin, come on.
560
00:41:51,850 --> 00:41:55,979
It doesn't matter what people think.
You're a great guy.
561
00:41:56,062 --> 00:42:00,108
You could find somebody better
in like two minutes.
562
00:42:00,191 --> 00:42:03,777
Like you found somebody?
563
00:42:03,819 --> 00:42:07,448
It ain't like that, Vin.
564
00:42:09,658 --> 00:42:13,120
That would be better, you know.
565
00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:20,502
You just don't wanna marry me.
566
00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:28,385
- Right?
- Yeah.
567
00:43:06,715 --> 00:43:09,760
- Hello?
- Hey, Noel, it's Angie.
568
00:43:09,843 --> 00:43:12,387
Listen, I got somethin'
I gotta tell ya.
569
00:43:12,429 --> 00:43:16,725
Yeah? I got something to tell you too.
No bullshit, two bells.
570
00:43:16,767 --> 00:43:19,645
Me first. My bell's louder.
My bell's big Ben.
571
00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:24,358
- You sittin'?
- Sure.
572
00:43:24,441 --> 00:43:27,069
Maybe that's not enough.
Maybe you better, like, get into bed.
573
00:43:27,152 --> 00:43:29,821
- What is it?
- I'm pregnant.
574
00:43:29,905 --> 00:43:33,742
It's not yours.
It's from before I met you.
575
00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:39,831
So, are we still on for dinner
on Friday?
576
00:43:46,213 --> 00:43:48,674
You're okay, Noel.
Whoever you are.
577
00:43:48,757 --> 00:43:51,760
What'd you have to tell me?
578
00:43:51,843 --> 00:43:56,348
You're not gonna believe this, but...
I'm pregnant too, and it is yours.
579
00:43:56,431 --> 00:43:59,601
How's that for coincidences?
580
00:44:34,885 --> 00:44:37,305
Careful. Excuse me.
581
00:44:37,388 --> 00:44:40,558
Sorry. What's his problem?
582
00:44:40,641 --> 00:44:42,935
- Where are we?
- Right over here.
583
00:44:43,019 --> 00:44:46,522
Thank god we're on the aisle.
I gotta pee every five minutes.
584
00:44:46,606 --> 00:44:48,899
Quit whinin'
about your broken water!
585
00:44:48,983 --> 00:44:53,487
I've had these tickets for six months
and we're not leaving now!
586
00:44:55,323 --> 00:44:57,241
I'll be fine.
587
00:46:06,477 --> 00:46:10,189
That's a jeté lift.
588
00:46:42,637 --> 00:46:47,142
- That's a sissone lancé.
- Would you get over yourself.
589
00:46:52,731 --> 00:46:58,111
Oh, look. That's called...
"Ouch, my balls!"
590
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:09,581
Is this... is this good?
I mean, this is a great ballet?
591
00:47:09,664 --> 00:47:11,916
How would I know?
Never saw one before.
592
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,336
I just thought you'd like it.
593
00:47:17,297 --> 00:47:19,299
I do.
594
00:48:15,688 --> 00:48:17,649
What?
595
00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:20,443
What are you doin'?
596
00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,403
Makin' pizza.
597
00:48:22,487 --> 00:48:24,531
Pizza don't come
on English muffins.
598
00:48:24,614 --> 00:48:26,533
Vinnie used to love
my pizzelles.
599
00:48:26,616 --> 00:48:30,370
You never really cooked
for him much, did you?
600
00:48:30,453 --> 00:48:32,914
- I admit, I never sprayed his food.
- Very funny.
601
00:48:32,997 --> 00:48:35,917
You laugh alone in bed at night?
602
00:48:43,049 --> 00:48:45,301
What are you doin'?
603
00:48:45,385 --> 00:48:47,345
It's my breathing exercises.
604
00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:49,514
- That can't be good for the baby.
- It's lamaze.
605
00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:53,309
Fine. When the kid gets asthma,
god forbid, don't come runnin' to me.
606
00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:56,312
- You can't be serious!
- Come on, I'm watching!
607
00:48:56,396 --> 00:49:01,191
In my day, women did not need lamaze
or vcrs in the delivery room.
608
00:49:01,275 --> 00:49:03,485
They all had drugs.
They slept through the whole thing.
609
00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:07,030
Really? I can tell you
there were a lot fewer caesareans.
610
00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:11,368
'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't
wait to get their careers goin' before kids.
611
00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:14,663
Because motherhood was
a career, the most important career!
612
00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:16,915
Yeah, well, the pay stinks.
613
00:49:16,999 --> 00:49:21,837
It amazes me how people who have never been
through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong.
614
00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:22,640
Angie!
615
00:49:22,641 --> 00:49:25,341
No, tell her. She's always
on my case with little digs.
616
00:49:25,424 --> 00:49:27,718
It'd be so much easier for me
if Vinnie were still around.
617
00:49:27,779 --> 00:49:30,219
- I'm not gaining enough weight for my height...
- You're not.
618
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:32,472
'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food.
Two more weeks of this...
619
00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:33,924
That's enough!
620
00:49:33,925 --> 00:49:37,025
Kathy, when you have
a baby come and talk to me.
621
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:40,105
Until then, don't stick your
nose where it ain't never been.
622
00:49:40,188 --> 00:49:43,108
Excuse me.
623
00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:49,823
- What? What'd I do?
- I hope you're happy now!
624
00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:53,243
She has been there, Angie.
She lost a baby her first marriage.
625
00:49:53,244 --> 00:49:55,286
- Didn't live an hour.
- How am I supposed to know that?
626
00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:58,582
You weren't! You were
just supposed to be a little nicer.
627
00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:01,877
You're supposed to treat her
like your mother.
628
00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:08,717
I just don't think it's right,
the whole thing with Noel.
629
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,844
Don't start, please.
630
00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:13,388
You see him, what,
once, twice a week?
631
00:50:13,513 --> 00:50:15,641
- He never met your parents.
- Oh, yeah.
632
00:50:15,724 --> 00:50:19,311
And you never talk about what's gonna
happen after the baby's born.
633
00:50:19,394 --> 00:50:21,396
He's my vacation from all that.
634
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,983
How do you know what kind
of father he's gonna be?
635
00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:27,945
When I was pregnant, all
Jerry ever talked about...
636
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:30,489
Was how he was gonna teach
the kids stick ball.
637
00:50:30,572 --> 00:50:34,493
I guess they can't
all be Jerry, huh?
638
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:37,371
I'm sorry.
Could we just do this please?
639
00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:41,416
Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin'
the whole focal point.
640
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:43,752
I ain't using this
as no focal point.
641
00:50:43,835 --> 00:50:46,171
Ain't you got something else?
642
00:50:46,213 --> 00:50:48,766
You gonna bring a roll of cookie
dough in the delivery room?
643
00:50:48,767 --> 00:50:49,767
Why not?
644
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,927
- Maybe, I don't know.
- What've you got?
645
00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,304
How 'bout this?
646
00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:59,226
I bet this will give you something to
concentrate on when you're in labor!
647
00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:01,061
If I had this,
I wouldn't be in labor.
648
00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:04,064
- Give it to me. I need it!
- It's mine now!
649
00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:08,777
Hey, you ready?
I got the kids waitin' in the car.
650
00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:11,947
What the hell is so funny?
651
00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:15,233
Nothing. We were just talkin' about
Tina's old boyfriend.
652
00:51:15,234 --> 00:51:15,950
He was so plastic!
653
00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:18,787
Finish it on the phone, will ya?
It's all you do anyway.
654
00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:22,581
Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those
calls ain't mine, you know that, teen.
655
00:51:22,623 --> 00:51:27,378
- Why not? You're the only one who's home all day
- That's real nice. That's...
656
00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:32,758
What the hell is this?
657
00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:35,136
Well, well, well!
658
00:51:35,219 --> 00:51:37,406
You girls havin'
a little afternoon delight, huh?
659
00:51:37,407 --> 00:51:37,907
Yeah.
660
00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:40,558
When did you pull this out
of mothballs?
661
00:51:40,641 --> 00:51:44,270
When she realized at least
that thing made noise in bed.
662
00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:48,899
She only got this in the first place
because I wouldn't fuck her.
663
00:51:48,983 --> 00:51:51,819
Jerry, if I was her, iwouldn't fuck you
with a rented vagina.
664
00:51:51,902 --> 00:51:54,989
You got some mouth.
No wonder Vinnie dumped you.
665
00:51:55,072 --> 00:51:59,368
What the fuck is this?
A body block from Petunia pig?
666
00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:02,495
- I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant?
- Shut up and let's go.
667
00:52:02,496 --> 00:52:04,123
Don't tell me to shut up.
668
00:52:04,124 --> 00:52:06,708
You just can't take I'm the only one
who tells you the truth, teen.
669
00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:07,965
You're a real Saint.
670
00:52:07,966 --> 00:52:10,920
If it wasn't for me makin' fun,
she'd weigh 500 pounds by now.
671
00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:13,382
- She looks great.
- Oh, yeah?
672
00:52:13,424 --> 00:52:15,718
- Come here. What size is this?
- Come on.
673
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,964
Cut it out!
674
00:52:16,965 --> 00:52:19,265
Tell me what size it is!
Eighteen? Eighteen, huh?
675
00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:22,808
- That's not a size, it's a voting age.
- Get out of my fucking house!
676
00:52:22,892 --> 00:52:25,186
Ooh! What a pair of ladies
we got here.
677
00:52:25,269 --> 00:52:27,855
Little miss toilet mouth
and orchid, the killer whale.
678
00:52:27,938 --> 00:52:30,024
Let's just go, okay?
I'm sorry, Angie.
679
00:52:30,107 --> 00:52:32,485
What are you sorry for?
Don't you apologize for me!
680
00:52:32,568 --> 00:52:36,322
- Get your fuckin' hands off her!
- I know the two of you are get up to!
681
00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:39,992
Talk about what a fuckin' loser
I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job!
682
00:52:40,076 --> 00:52:43,120
Well, your kid's
gonna be a bastard!
683
00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:46,039
And who the hell do you think's gonna
put up with you except a loser like me?
684
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,125
Dad, leave her alone.
685
00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:51,962
I told you guys
to stay in the car!
686
00:52:52,046 --> 00:52:54,048
Okay, go, go, go.
687
00:52:55,466 --> 00:52:58,469
- You fuckhead!
- Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist.
688
00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:46,975
Go to sleep.
689
00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:39,360
I'll get you right now.
690
00:54:46,534 --> 00:54:48,620
Noel! Noel!
691
00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,498
Noel.
692
00:54:52,582 --> 00:54:54,209
- Hi.
- Hey, happy Christmas.
693
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:57,795
- Where ya been?
- My plane was late. Where's Angie?
694
00:54:57,879 --> 00:55:01,507
She's not ready. Come here.
I'll get you a drink.
695
00:55:07,555 --> 00:55:12,060
All right, everybody. If you could clear
the dance floor please.
696
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:14,729
Thank you.
697
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,732
Tonight we have a very
special visitor...
698
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,235
- Straight from the north pole.
- Yeah.
699
00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:26,032
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho.
Merry Christmas.
700
00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:29,869
- Is that who I think it is?
- Yes.
701
00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:33,164
- Okay, Tony, give me a hand.
- You goin' up there?
702
00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:44,592
All right.
703
00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:47,387
- Give me your hand.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
704
00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:55,603
I got a special one
for you, baby.
705
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,946
Yeah!
706
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,455
Oh, Angie!
707
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:33,974
Whoo!
708
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:49,156
Angie. Oh, my god, Angie.
709
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,659
Oh, my god, it's the baby!
710
00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,875
Yeah. Don't worry.
I took care of it.
711
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:03,337
Keep breathing. Take it easy.
712
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,553
Hang in there.
713
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:14,973
- You're gonna be all right.
- She's having a baby. Where's maternity?
714
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:17,476
- Fifth.
- Five. Fifth floor.
715
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,728
- Oh, I'm having another...
- Gimme the chair.
716
00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:23,148
- Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth.
- You're okay.
717
00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:25,776
- Thank you. Sit down.
- Got a chair right behind you.
718
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:28,362
In your nose, out of your mouth.
You gotta breathe.
719
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:32,074
In... good. Out... good, Angela.
720
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:36,119
- Here we go. Here we go.
- In... out.
721
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,413
Tony, she's preregistered.
Check her in, please.
722
00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:40,499
- Name?
- Angie scaci...
723
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:45,629
Uh, scacca... how do
you pronounce Angie's last name?
724
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,673
- Where's Dr. Gould?
- Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
725
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:51,802
- I hope he gets here soon. Are you the coach?
- I'm the coach.
726
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:54,763
Only the coach is allowed on the I.D.R.
Out of the way. Orderly!
727
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,140
- Stay with me. Don't leave me!
- I can't.
728
00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,811
He's gonna be there when you get out.
I'm right here.
729
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:04,356
- Breathe, Angie.
- That's a girl.
730
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,817
You're doing great.
731
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,860
Hold on. I'm comin'.
732
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:11,780
- One, two, three.
- Where am I goin'?
733
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,913
She's gonna be a mother.
734
00:58:22,581 --> 00:58:25,709
- Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me?
- Oh, sure.
735
00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:32,049
- Breathe with me.
- Oooh, I'm dying!
736
00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:35,553
- You're not dying. Breathe.
- I can't do it! I gotta go home!
737
00:58:35,636 --> 00:58:39,098
- Yes, you can. You're not breathing.
- Help me, somebody!
738
00:58:39,181 --> 00:58:41,100
- Come on, breathe.
- It's all right, Angie.
739
00:58:41,183 --> 00:58:44,562
- Help me!
- Look at me. Look at your friend.
740
00:58:44,645 --> 00:58:46,647
That's a girl.
741
00:58:50,067 --> 00:58:52,319
S-c-a-c-c...
742
00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:55,114
I-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i.
743
00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:57,700
Scacciapensieri.
744
00:58:57,825 --> 00:59:01,912
Sorry, we don't have a scaccia-whatever
in the computer.
745
00:59:02,037 --> 00:59:04,915
I have an Angie scotch-and-soda.
746
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,461
- Where? That's my patient.
- Hello, doctor. She's in delivery.
747
00:59:08,544 --> 00:59:12,548
Thanks. Are you
the grandparents?
748
00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:15,050
Don't worry.
749
00:59:15,134 --> 00:59:17,678
We'll take good care of her.
750
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,933
Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please.
751
00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:27,480
- How ya doin'? Where is she?
- Good.
752
00:59:27,563 --> 00:59:29,690
- Inside.
- How's she doin'?
753
00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:31,692
Is that her?
754
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,819
Five, six, seven, eight...
755
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:39,158
People, people, I'm gonna have to ask
you again, please wait in the lobby.
756
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,410
We need these hallways clear.
757
00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:45,831
- That hurts too much!
- One more time. Don't waste it.
758
00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:47,833
- I ca...
- Push, push.
759
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,377
- No, I can't. It hurts!
- Come on.
760
00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:52,963
That's good.
761
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:56,258
Oh! That was a big one!
Itwon't be long now.
762
00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,886
- You're doin' great.
- Yes, you can. You can.
763
00:59:58,969 --> 01:00:03,933
- Change hands one second 'cause I can't quite...
- I want my epidural!
764
01:00:03,974 --> 01:00:06,310
Oh, I told you.
It's too late for an epidural.
765
01:00:06,393 --> 01:00:09,480
- Tell him I still think it would be worth doing.
- No.
766
01:00:09,563 --> 01:00:12,149
- No!
- Come on, Angie, push!
767
01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:14,777
- Die!
- Angie, focus.
768
01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:18,697
I brought the focal point.
I got the focal point.
769
01:00:18,739 --> 01:00:21,325
Okay, right here, baby. Come on.
770
01:00:21,408 --> 01:00:24,119
It's-it's all I had in...
771
01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:26,121
Breathe, now. Breathe.
772
01:00:26,205 --> 01:00:28,832
- Focus on this.
- Get this the fuck outta here!
773
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:33,712
Angie, listen to me. There's something
I like mothers to do during deliveries...
774
01:00:33,754 --> 01:00:36,799
To help them concentrate
on pushing and that's to sing.
775
01:00:36,882 --> 01:00:39,009
What?
776
01:00:39,093 --> 01:00:42,762
It's a medical fact that you can't panic
while you're singing Marvin hamlisch.
777
01:00:42,845 --> 01:00:45,890
One singular sensation.
778
01:00:45,974 --> 01:00:49,644
Every little step she takes
ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba.
779
01:00:49,727 --> 01:00:53,815
- But I can't.
- One thrilling combination.
780
01:00:53,856 --> 01:00:57,735
- What's happening to me?
- Every move that she makes.
781
01:00:57,819 --> 01:01:01,155
You don't know that song, we could do...
Kiss today good-bye.
782
01:01:01,239 --> 01:01:04,993
No, I know the song.
I just don't feel like singing!
783
01:01:05,034 --> 01:01:07,161
I think I know what's best.
784
01:01:07,245 --> 01:01:09,038
Listen, shortstuff!
785
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,584
The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling
ball through the head of your dick...
786
01:01:12,667 --> 01:01:17,005
I will sing the whole fucking score
to phantom of the opera...
787
01:01:17,046 --> 01:01:20,466
Okay, this is
doctor's orders, Angie. Push!
788
01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:24,012
One singular sensation.
789
01:01:24,053 --> 01:01:26,723
Every fuckin' step she takes.
790
01:01:26,806 --> 01:01:32,061
- Breathe in and push.
- One thrilling combination.
791
01:01:32,103 --> 01:01:35,440
Every fucking move she makes.
792
01:01:35,523 --> 01:01:39,819
Warning, now, don't make me cranky.
Please wait in the lobby.
793
01:01:39,902 --> 01:01:42,780
- You're doing great.
- The baby's crowning.
794
01:01:42,864 --> 01:01:45,742
- Oh, it burns!
- Don't push.
795
01:01:45,783 --> 01:01:47,785
Don't push. Don't push. Breathe.
796
01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:51,122
Oh, I gotta push.
797
01:01:51,205 --> 01:01:54,417
- No, you don't.
- I'm just suctioning out the fluids now.
798
01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:58,004
- Come on, push.
- Help me, help me!
799
01:01:58,087 --> 01:02:02,425
- Angie, I can see it.
- All right, come on now. One more push.
800
01:02:02,467 --> 01:02:04,260
This is the last one.
Here we go.
801
01:02:04,344 --> 01:02:06,721
- Bear down. Bear down. Bear down.
- Another push.
802
01:02:06,804 --> 01:02:09,766
- Bear down. Bear down. There you go.
- Come on.
803
01:02:09,849 --> 01:02:12,226
It's a boy!
804
01:02:12,310 --> 01:02:15,605
- It's a boy!
- Oh, my god!
805
01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:17,106
2:14.
806
01:02:17,148 --> 01:02:20,276
Oh, my god, look at his balls!
He's Italian, all right.
807
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,405
- He's Italian! You got a boy!
- Thank you.
808
01:02:24,489 --> 01:02:26,908
Call pediatrics.
809
01:02:26,949 --> 01:02:30,078
What for? Oh, his arm.
810
01:02:30,161 --> 01:02:32,455
What? What's wrong with his arm?
811
01:02:36,501 --> 01:02:39,003
Doc?
812
01:02:39,087 --> 01:02:42,590
There's a little problem,
but before we get hysterical...
813
01:02:42,632 --> 01:02:45,885
We're just gonna clean him up, call
pediatrics and have them evaluate it.
814
01:02:45,968 --> 01:02:48,221
- Can't I hold my baby?
- Of course you can.
815
01:02:48,304 --> 01:02:50,640
- As soon as he's ready.
- The baby's stable, doctor.
816
01:02:50,682 --> 01:02:52,975
- Tina?
- Angie.
817
01:02:53,059 --> 01:02:57,105
I'm-I'm just gonna tell
everybody you got a boy.
818
01:03:09,366 --> 01:03:11,576
- Vinnie.
- Tina, what is it?
819
01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:13,995
What's wrong?
820
01:03:20,127 --> 01:03:22,879
Here's your beautiful baby.
821
01:03:22,963 --> 01:03:25,382
There we go.
822
01:03:25,465 --> 01:03:28,343
That's a boy.
823
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,457
Looks like a broken wing.
824
01:03:58,498 --> 01:04:01,001
Like a tiny broken wing.
825
01:04:12,763 --> 01:04:17,225
Oh, it must be bad. Aunt violetta
ain't cracked a smile since 1967.
826
01:04:17,309 --> 01:04:20,812
Always with a sense of humor. That's
your great strength.
827
01:04:20,854 --> 01:04:23,690
- You look beautiful.
- Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, pop.
828
01:04:23,732 --> 01:04:25,525
- Hi, Angie.
- She really looks good.
829
01:04:25,567 --> 01:04:27,235
Aunt Louisa, how ya doin'?
830
01:04:27,319 --> 01:04:30,155
Long time no see.
831
01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:32,199
Oh, Louisa, come on.
832
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:36,411
Come on, come on.
833
01:04:38,789 --> 01:04:42,209
- It's all right. Don't worry.
- Don't take it seriously!
834
01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:44,252
Aw, there he is.
835
01:04:44,336 --> 01:04:47,672
The champ.
836
01:04:49,714 --> 01:04:50,809
Okay, now.
837
01:04:50,851 --> 01:04:53,356
There's only one visitor allowed
during feeding time.
838
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:54,357
That's the grandfather.
839
01:04:54,387 --> 01:04:56,389
- No, no.
- I'll see you later.
840
01:04:56,431 --> 01:04:59,226
We'll come back later.
What's the big deal?
841
01:04:59,967 --> 01:05:01,172
Where's Noel?
842
01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,597
I don't know. I haven't
seen him since last night.
843
01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:04,856
- Okay.
- I'll see ya later.
844
01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:07,859
- All right.
- Hey, Vinnie, stay.
845
01:05:09,694 --> 01:05:11,158
I don't know, Ange.
846
01:05:11,159 --> 01:05:13,959
He ain't gonna do nothin' to me
you ain't done yourself.
847
01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:17,769
So, you're gonna try nursing.
848
01:05:22,498 --> 01:05:26,168
You know, all the babies in the nursery
are pulling for him.
849
01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:29,672
I swear they're all a part
of some secret society.
850
01:05:29,755 --> 01:05:33,342
They all communicate
with each other without words.
851
01:05:33,425 --> 01:05:36,929
You don't say? They teach you that
in nursing school?
852
01:05:37,012 --> 01:05:40,358
You hang around babies long enough,
you pick up things.
853
01:05:40,359 --> 01:05:41,359
What do you think, Vin?
854
01:05:41,433 --> 01:05:44,603
He's gonna be okay.
He's a good-iookin' kid.
855
01:05:44,687 --> 01:05:46,605
Yeah.
856
01:05:46,689 --> 01:05:51,694
Hold the baby... like this
so he can latch on.
857
01:05:51,735 --> 01:05:54,864
Okay, come on. There you go.
858
01:05:56,949 --> 01:05:59,451
- He ain't takin' it.
- He's not in a good position.
859
01:05:59,535 --> 01:06:02,496
Okay, here. There we go.
860
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:04,498
There we go.
861
01:06:07,877 --> 01:06:12,047
He don't... he don't want it.
He keeps turning away.
862
01:06:12,089 --> 01:06:15,301
- Maybe he ain't hungry.
- No, he don't want me.
863
01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:16,677
- Be calm.
- Come on.
864
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,096
This happens. This happens.
865
01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:22,641
Babies are... very mysterious.
866
01:06:22,725 --> 01:06:26,312
- He can go a long time without eating.
- Just take it easy.
867
01:06:32,067 --> 01:06:34,862
- He don't want me.
- Okay.
868
01:06:34,945 --> 01:06:38,866
- Oh, god.
- What if I take him away for a while?
869
01:06:38,908 --> 01:06:42,036
- I'll bring him back later, okay?
- Yeah.
870
01:06:42,077 --> 01:06:44,246
There you go, little fella.
871
01:06:44,330 --> 01:06:47,291
Okay, you're just a little cranky.
872
01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:49,877
You had a rough day.
873
01:07:05,184 --> 01:07:07,227
Technically it's called...
874
01:07:07,269 --> 01:07:10,731
A congenital longitudinal
deficiency of the radius or "club hand."
875
01:07:10,814 --> 01:07:14,693
Now what that means is... he's missing
one of the two bones in his forearm.
876
01:07:14,777 --> 01:07:18,155
- This one, right here.
- Okay.
877
01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:20,282
It's nothing you did.
878
01:07:20,366 --> 01:07:23,077
It's not because you had a glass of wine
in the second month.
879
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,120
It's just something
that happens...
880
01:07:25,162 --> 01:07:28,332
In one out of about
every 300,000 births.
881
01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:32,127
- It's also not genetic.
- Thank god.
882
01:07:32,211 --> 01:07:35,255
Now, he's gonna need
some operations.
883
01:07:35,297 --> 01:07:39,051
- How many?
- As many as it takes to make it right.
884
01:07:39,134 --> 01:07:43,304
Look, what I like to say is he's gonna
do better than you expect...
885
01:07:43,388 --> 01:07:45,974
And maybe not as good
as you'd hoped.
886
01:07:46,057 --> 01:07:49,922
What exactly are you saying?
Will he be able to tie shoes?
887
01:07:49,923 --> 01:07:50,535
Yes.
888
01:07:50,536 --> 01:07:54,440
- Will he be able to throw a ball?
- Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball.
889
01:07:54,524 --> 01:07:58,778
Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be
a little tougher to buy. Now...
890
01:07:58,820 --> 01:08:03,908
There are internal complications associated
with this that we're gonna watch out for.
891
01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:06,369
- Like what?
- Heart problems.
892
01:08:06,452 --> 01:08:09,288
- Lung problems. Kidneys.
- Why?
893
01:08:09,330 --> 01:08:14,711
Because what caused the defect in the arm
could affect the major organs as they form.
894
01:08:14,794 --> 01:08:19,340
Or, Angela, he could
just sail right through.
895
01:08:19,424 --> 01:08:22,927
The bottom line is... we think
he's gonna be a regular kid.
896
01:08:41,571 --> 01:08:44,490
Keep him covered. Come on,
under the umbrella.
897
01:08:50,705 --> 01:08:53,458
Come on, you're home now.
898
01:08:53,541 --> 01:08:57,628
Yes, you come right in here.
Oh, I gotta see him for a minute.
899
01:09:00,131 --> 01:09:02,300
Let's go upstairs.
900
01:09:05,178 --> 01:09:07,472
He's so sweet.
901
01:09:17,148 --> 01:09:19,108
It looks nice.
902
01:09:20,568 --> 01:09:23,488
- Thank you both.
- Kathy worked like a dog gettin' it ready.
903
01:09:23,529 --> 01:09:26,991
Aw, don't exaggerate.
I vacuumed. I made the bed.
904
01:09:27,075 --> 01:09:30,411
Oh. It's beautiful.
I appreciate it.
905
01:09:33,164 --> 01:09:37,126
I guess you'd like to be alone
a little bit. We'll see you later.
906
01:09:41,672 --> 01:09:44,050
- I'll call you later. Okay?
- Okay.
907
01:09:44,133 --> 01:09:46,427
- Great. Okay.
- Thank you.
908
01:10:02,734 --> 01:10:06,988
I baptize you in the name
of the father, and of the son...
909
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:09,783
And of the holy spirit.
910
01:10:09,866 --> 01:10:11,827
God, the father
of our lord, Jesus Christ...
911
01:10:11,910 --> 01:10:14,955
Has freed you from sin
and welcomed you...
912
01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,582
Into his holy people.
913
01:10:17,707 --> 01:10:22,045
He now anoints you with
the prism of salvation.
914
01:10:22,129 --> 01:10:25,549
May he keep the flame
of faith alive in his heart.
915
01:10:25,590 --> 01:10:30,512
And when the lord comes, may he go out to meet
him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom.
916
01:10:30,554 --> 01:10:34,141
So you may live always
as a member of his body...
917
01:10:34,224 --> 01:10:36,184
Shanng evedasfinglfie.
918
01:10:36,268 --> 01:10:39,062
Amen.
919
01:10:42,065 --> 01:10:45,235
I'll be right back.
920
01:10:47,070 --> 01:10:51,199
Aunt Louisa, could you give us
some cake, please?
921
01:10:53,326 --> 01:10:56,329
Would you like some cheese?
922
01:10:57,247 --> 01:10:59,624
Mangia. Mangia.
923
01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:03,378
Faster. Faster.
924
01:11:03,461 --> 01:11:07,507
It was beautiful.
Beautiful ceremony.
925
01:11:07,549 --> 01:11:11,052
- He don't like me, simple as that.
- Don't be crazy.
926
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:15,307
- He's colicky, that's all.
- It's been a week. When's he gonna breast-feed?
927
01:11:15,390 --> 01:11:18,280
Put him down.
You can't pick him up every time he cries.
928
01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:19,981
Maybe Noel's bunny.
929
01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:23,231
Here's your bunny, darling.
930
01:11:23,273 --> 01:11:25,567
- Would you take him?
- Sure.
931
01:11:25,609 --> 01:11:27,569
Where ya goin'?
932
01:11:27,611 --> 01:11:30,906
I have to go. I have to go out.
933
01:11:32,782 --> 01:11:37,746
Think of a name for him while
you're out. It's embarrassing.
934
01:11:46,213 --> 01:11:49,549
- Hello?
- Hi, Noel. It's Angie.
935
01:11:49,633 --> 01:11:52,677
Hello, Angie. Come on up.
936
01:11:57,933 --> 01:12:01,186
- Hey, you look great.
- Today was the christening.
937
01:12:01,228 --> 01:12:05,190
- I had a baby. Maybe you heard.
- Yeah, it was on CNN.
938
01:12:05,273 --> 01:12:08,526
- So, is he a he or is she a she?
- He's a he.
939
01:12:08,568 --> 01:12:10,528
Great. Well done.
940
01:12:10,570 --> 01:12:15,325
Girls always wanna do stupid things like
wear dresses and eat cottage cheese.
941
01:12:15,408 --> 01:12:18,370
- So, does he look like you?
- Yeah.
942
01:12:18,453 --> 01:12:21,498
Panicked and exhausted.
943
01:12:21,581 --> 01:12:24,917
So, why didn't you come and see me
in the hospital?
944
01:12:26,418 --> 01:12:28,963
I felt out of place.
945
01:12:29,046 --> 01:12:31,423
You felt out of place?
946
01:12:31,465 --> 01:12:34,593
Well, rise
to the occasion, Noel.
947
01:12:34,677 --> 01:12:36,887
Everything's different now.
948
01:12:36,971 --> 01:12:41,350
I gotta know...
If you're in this thing or not.
949
01:12:41,433 --> 01:12:46,105
Okay? So, make a commitment,
one way or the other.
950
01:12:47,606 --> 01:12:49,608
All right. I'm not.
951
01:13:03,914 --> 01:13:09,378
So, what is it you've been doing with me
for the last seven months? Playing?
952
01:13:09,461 --> 01:13:12,131
Yes. Weren't you?
953
01:13:12,214 --> 01:13:16,802
I just realized at the hospital that I
couldn't play at being a father to your kid.
954
01:13:18,012 --> 01:13:20,556
So... lighten up.
955
01:13:20,639 --> 01:13:23,809
Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole.
956
01:13:23,892 --> 01:13:28,397
I have... I have shit goin' on in my life
that you know nothin' about!
957
01:13:28,398 --> 01:13:31,733
Of course you're the only one. No one else has
commitments that scare the shit out of them.
958
01:13:31,734 --> 01:13:36,113
You got commitments?
What, are you married?
959
01:13:39,616 --> 01:13:42,286
You're married?
960
01:13:43,537 --> 01:13:45,956
Oh, you're married.
961
01:13:45,998 --> 01:13:49,126
What kind of an idiot am I?
962
01:13:50,961 --> 01:13:53,088
I forgot rule number one.
963
01:13:54,423 --> 01:13:56,925
I'm separated... sort of.
964
01:13:56,967 --> 01:13:59,762
Ooh, right.
965
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:04,767
- So, everything this whole time has been a lie?
- Come on.
966
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:08,520
How long did it take you
to tell me about Vinnie?
967
01:14:08,604 --> 01:14:11,857
Or about the baby
for that matter?
968
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:15,027
If I lie... so do you.
969
01:14:15,110 --> 01:14:19,865
The thing is, I always thought that was
the best thing about us as a couple.
970
01:14:22,326 --> 01:14:26,288
It's funny how havin' a kid
changes everything.
971
01:14:26,372 --> 01:14:30,459
A week ago,
this woulda really hurt.
972
01:14:31,293 --> 01:14:33,462
Angie.
973
01:14:33,545 --> 01:14:35,506
What?
974
01:14:36,548 --> 01:14:38,967
How's the baby?
975
01:14:39,009 --> 01:14:42,513
Oh. He's perfect.
976
01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:16,754
All right, just a second. I'm gonna
nurse you if it takes all night.
977
01:15:21,134 --> 01:15:23,261
Jesus, Angie.
978
01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:26,514
He-he just reached for me.
I-I...
979
01:15:26,597 --> 01:15:28,850
Oh, Jesus. Angie.
980
01:15:28,933 --> 01:15:32,979
Angie!
981
01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:23,946
No. I didn't call you so you
could talk me out of it, Tina.
982
01:16:24,030 --> 01:16:27,033
I called so you could...
Help me with...
983
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:31,829
You have to explain it to everybody,
okay? I-I-I-I have to get away.
984
01:16:31,871 --> 01:16:33,264
I have to go away...
985
01:16:33,306 --> 01:16:35,958
What if you don't find it?
How long you gonna be gone?
986
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,159
I don't know.
I don't know.
987
01:16:37,251 --> 01:16:40,755
- Long enough to sort things out.
- You got your own kid to take care of.
988
01:16:40,838 --> 01:16:44,842
I guess I'm just my mother's daughter.
She ran and now I'm running.
989
01:16:44,926 --> 01:16:46,888
You don't have to find your mother now.
990
01:16:46,889 --> 01:16:48,989
- Shit. I gotta go.
- You help yourself.
991
01:16:49,055 --> 01:16:52,225
- Finding your mother isn't gonna help you now.
- Bye.
992
01:16:52,308 --> 01:16:54,852
All aboard!
993
01:17:55,620 --> 01:18:00,125
Angie, some stories
just have to tell themselves.
994
01:18:54,095 --> 01:18:56,514
Coffee?
995
01:18:56,598 --> 01:18:59,768
Yeah. You read my mind.
996
01:19:01,930 --> 01:19:03,728
Ma'am, are you all right?
997
01:19:03,729 --> 01:19:07,609
- Yeah. Why?
- Well...
998
01:19:09,736 --> 01:19:12,614
- Where's the ladies room?
- It's right around the corner.
999
01:19:12,656 --> 01:19:14,949
Thank you.
1000
01:20:07,710 --> 01:20:10,003
Tina!
1001
01:20:11,839 --> 01:20:15,300
- Angela! That's her. Thank you.
- Oh, my god!
1002
01:20:15,342 --> 01:20:17,678
- Ange!
- Tina!
1003
01:20:19,888 --> 01:20:21,849
Baby.
1004
01:20:23,225 --> 01:20:26,774
- What the hell are you doin' here?
- I eat lunch here.
1005
01:20:26,775 --> 01:20:28,957
- What do you think I'm doin'?
- I can't believe it.
1006
01:20:28,981 --> 01:20:31,066
- What happened to your hair?
- It fell out.
1007
01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:34,319
- In a blunt cut, right?
- I got lucky.
1008
01:20:34,361 --> 01:20:36,363
Hey.
1009
01:20:36,447 --> 01:20:40,701
Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and
I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay?
1010
01:20:40,784 --> 01:20:44,830
So, I'm going with ya, okay?
Come on, I'm goin'.
1011
01:20:44,872 --> 01:20:48,375
- I don't understand. How did you find me?
- I'm a genius.
1012
01:20:48,459 --> 01:20:52,004
I called the bus company, found out the
route and then took a train to beat you.
1013
01:20:52,045 --> 01:20:55,174
- And then after, you come back with me, right?
- Where are the kids?
1014
01:20:55,215 --> 01:20:58,218
At my sister's. She's got sega.
You know they love that stuff.
1015
01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:00,846
- What did Jerry say?
- Ah, screw him.
1016
01:21:00,929 --> 01:21:04,725
He'll be happy to have me
out of his hair for a while. Thanks.
1017
01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:12,816
Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue
on wheels here.
1018
01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:16,069
Hey, Daisy Mae. How ya doin'?
1019
01:21:53,731 --> 01:21:57,693
- You sure this is it?
- 4418, route 20, right?
1020
01:21:57,777 --> 01:22:01,155
- Well, welcome to Texas.
- Thanks.
1021
01:22:37,650 --> 01:22:40,903
Come on! Give me a beer!
1022
01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:47,118
Dwarf tossing? That is weird.
1023
01:22:47,201 --> 01:22:49,203
- What can I get ya?
- Um...
1024
01:22:49,287 --> 01:22:53,499
- I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo.
- She ain't here.
1025
01:22:53,583 --> 01:22:59,099
I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin' for
my mother, Joanne Scacciapensieri. You know her?
1026
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:03,147
Jean Colombo doesn't
own this bar anymore. She sold it to me.
1027
01:23:03,148 --> 01:23:05,344
Do you know where she went?
1028
01:23:05,469 --> 01:23:09,640
- It's important I find her.
- Way out west I think. I couldn't help you.
1029
01:23:09,724 --> 01:23:13,519
- Where does her mail go?
- Honey, she's been gone 12 years already.
1030
01:23:13,603 --> 01:23:18,232
The only thing she gets is
a Christmas card. I throw those out.
1031
01:23:18,316 --> 01:23:21,569
- What are you gonna do, right?
- Hmm.
1032
01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:29,744
Come on. We gotta get to town.
1033
01:23:31,787 --> 01:23:33,873
Come on.
1034
01:23:33,956 --> 01:23:37,001
Hey, I'm not goin' back.
1035
01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:40,963
- Not goin' home?
- No.
1036
01:23:41,047 --> 01:23:43,925
What are you sayin', Angie?
You're not goin' back?
1037
01:23:43,966 --> 01:23:47,261
Not for the baby?
Not for nothin'?
1038
01:23:47,345 --> 01:23:51,349
No, it's better.
Pop and Kathy can raise him.
1039
01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:54,644
I know you can be cold sometimes,
but you got a baby now, Angela.
1040
01:23:54,727 --> 01:23:57,980
- You don't understand.
- No, I understand.
1041
01:23:58,064 --> 01:24:02,193
I understand that if you don't go back, he's
gonna have to be by himself with doctors.
1042
01:24:02,276 --> 01:24:05,946
That you are gonna put him through the same
shit you went through your whole life?
1043
01:24:06,029 --> 01:24:08,573
He don't want me.
I know that sounds crazy...
1044
01:24:08,657 --> 01:24:10,617
But it's like he knows
everything is my fault.
1045
01:24:10,659 --> 01:24:13,828
That is pathetic. To throw your
fucked-upness onto that poor little baby!
1046
01:24:13,912 --> 01:24:15,997
I don't deserve him.
1047
01:24:16,081 --> 01:24:18,375
You don't deserve him?
You're his mother!
1048
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:23,338
You are so selfish, Angela!
You come over like this regular girl.
1049
01:24:23,339 --> 01:24:25,673
Meanwhile, you do whatever
you wanna do and you don't care...
1050
01:24:25,674 --> 01:24:29,344
You shut your face! If you hate me
so much, why are you my friend?
1051
01:24:29,427 --> 01:24:33,014
I've been asking that question. When I think
how holier than thou you are about Jerry...
1052
01:24:33,098 --> 01:24:34,975
Oh, please!
1053
01:24:35,016 --> 01:24:39,354
I will tell you one thing. He would never
ever leave his own flesh and blood.
1054
01:24:39,437 --> 01:24:44,693
I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part
of this sickness! I'm goin' back home!
1055
01:26:15,825 --> 01:26:17,869
How is she?
1056
01:26:17,952 --> 01:26:20,789
Did she have a good day?
1057
01:26:20,830 --> 01:26:23,083
I didn't.
1058
01:26:30,759 --> 01:26:31,844
Aunt Jean.
1059
01:26:31,845 --> 01:26:33,805
What do you want, Angie?
Why don't you go on home?
1060
01:26:33,842 --> 01:26:35,886
I know she's in there.
I wanna see her.
1061
01:26:35,969 --> 01:26:38,466
You go on back to your life
and let us get on with ours.
1062
01:26:38,486 --> 01:26:39,413
She's my mother.
1063
01:26:39,414 --> 01:26:41,808
- You don't wanna know about your mother!
- The hell I don't!
1064
01:26:41,809 --> 01:26:44,186
- Get out of my way! Mama?
- I promised your daddy.
1065
01:26:44,269 --> 01:26:46,313
- Angie, wait a minute.
- Mama?
1066
01:26:48,524 --> 01:26:49,858
Mama.
1067
01:26:56,657 --> 01:26:58,450
Mama?
1068
01:26:58,534 --> 01:27:02,121
She's schizophrenic.
1069
01:27:05,874 --> 01:27:08,710
You can go to bed now, alba.
1070
01:27:08,794 --> 01:27:12,673
Okay. Good night, Joanne.
1071
01:27:16,218 --> 01:27:18,554
Thank you.
1072
01:27:18,595 --> 01:27:23,725
She's on medication,
but she don't really function.
1073
01:27:25,561 --> 01:27:28,689
Most of the time
she just sits there.
1074
01:27:28,772 --> 01:27:30,691
I'm sorry.
1075
01:27:30,774 --> 01:27:33,443
Joanne.
1076
01:27:33,527 --> 01:27:37,030
Joanne. Honey, look who's here.
1077
01:27:37,114 --> 01:27:40,450
Look who's here all
the way from New York City.
1078
01:27:40,534 --> 01:27:42,953
That's Angie, honey.
That's your daughter.
1079
01:27:45,205 --> 01:27:47,875
Hi, mama.
1080
01:27:48,876 --> 01:27:52,212
You talk to her.
1081
01:27:52,296 --> 01:27:54,631
I'll leave you alone with her
and you just talk to her.
1082
01:27:54,715 --> 01:27:58,927
- I don't know what to say.
- Angie, honey, it's your mama.
1083
01:27:59,011 --> 01:28:01,513
You'll think of somethin'.
1084
01:28:11,148 --> 01:28:13,692
Hey, you want a light for that?
1085
01:28:33,879 --> 01:28:36,131
I never knew you smoked.
1086
01:28:37,633 --> 01:28:40,093
Isn't that funny?
1087
01:28:40,177 --> 01:28:43,305
Of course I don't know
hardly nothin' about you.
1088
01:28:48,684 --> 01:28:51,062
Hey, I know what.
1089
01:28:51,145 --> 01:28:53,064
Here.
1090
01:28:54,106 --> 01:28:56,234
See? Remember?
1091
01:28:57,235 --> 01:28:59,153
Here.
1092
01:29:00,571 --> 01:29:04,408
That's how I looked
the last time you saw me.
1093
01:29:04,492 --> 01:29:06,827
Remember?
1094
01:29:14,252 --> 01:29:17,213
I have thought about you
for so long.
1095
01:29:18,422 --> 01:29:20,883
About this moment.
1096
01:29:33,229 --> 01:29:35,189
Oh, my god.
1097
01:30:26,198 --> 01:30:28,534
Oh, my god!
1098
01:30:58,105 --> 01:31:01,442
I always thought you left us
for somethin' better.
1099
01:31:01,484 --> 01:31:04,778
And I was gonna do the same.
1100
01:31:06,154 --> 01:31:09,491
I had it so wrong.
1101
01:31:15,163 --> 01:31:17,123
Mamam
1102
01:31:17,916 --> 01:31:20,960
I left my baby.
1103
01:31:22,670 --> 01:31:26,508
Now I don't know
what the hell I was thinkin'.
1104
01:31:29,010 --> 01:31:31,638
I love him, mama.
1105
01:31:31,679 --> 01:31:35,850
I love him so much...
But is that enough?
1106
01:32:03,628 --> 01:32:05,755
Hello?
1107
01:32:05,839 --> 01:32:08,758
- Who's that? Aunt Vicky?
- Angela!
1108
01:32:08,842 --> 01:32:11,094
- Put my pop on.
- You just missed him.
1109
01:32:11,177 --> 01:32:14,180
Maybe if you wait, you could
catch him at the hospital.
1110
01:32:14,264 --> 01:32:17,434
- Hospital? What are you talkin' about?
- Where are you?
1111
01:32:17,517 --> 01:32:20,478
- Do you know what an earthquake you caused here?
- What hospital?
1112
01:32:20,562 --> 01:32:24,691
Oh, Jesus, Angie.
Sean is really sick.
1113
01:32:24,774 --> 01:32:26,734
Who's Sean?
1114
01:33:00,727 --> 01:33:03,938
- Excuse me? What floor are the sick babies?
- Angie?
1115
01:33:04,022 --> 01:33:06,941
- Pop! Oh, my god.
- What are you doin' here?
1116
01:33:06,983 --> 01:33:09,569
- What happened to the baby? Is he all right?
- He's alive!
1117
01:33:09,611 --> 01:33:11,863
- Thank god. Pop.
- What the hell do you care?
1118
01:33:11,946 --> 01:33:15,408
A mother who runs out on her own
sick child? There are no words...
1119
01:33:15,492 --> 01:33:18,077
Where is he? I have to see him.
1120
01:33:18,119 --> 01:33:22,040
You know what you did to my wife? That
she might lose a baby a second time.
1121
01:33:22,123 --> 01:33:25,125
Frank! What are you sayin'?
1122
01:33:25,209 --> 01:33:29,129
She's his mother. We got no rights here.
We got no right at all.
1123
01:33:29,213 --> 01:33:32,925
- You come on, Angie. I'm gonna take you to him.
- Thank you.
1124
01:33:32,966 --> 01:33:36,720
I saw her, pop.
That's where I was, in Texas.
1125
01:33:50,817 --> 01:33:54,029
- You saw her?
- Yeah.
1126
01:33:56,406 --> 01:33:59,201
Good.
1127
01:33:59,284 --> 01:34:04,039
Angie, you gotta understand
about your father, how upset he is.
1128
01:34:04,122 --> 01:34:09,378
He can't even go into the nursery where the
sick babies are. He hates himself for it.
1129
01:34:09,461 --> 01:34:12,339
What's wrong with my baby?
1130
01:34:12,422 --> 01:34:14,466
Pneumonia.
1131
01:34:15,467 --> 01:34:17,803
He couldn't breathe.
1132
01:34:17,844 --> 01:34:20,514
He's been unconscious
the last two days.
1133
01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:28,021
I'm sorry, Kathy.
1134
01:34:29,898 --> 01:34:33,151
You're here now...
And that's what matters.
1135
01:34:40,117 --> 01:34:42,911
We...
We started callin' him Sean.
1136
01:34:42,995 --> 01:34:46,707
- We had to tell at registration something.
- Yeah, I heard.
1137
01:34:46,790 --> 01:34:50,252
It's the name of the son I lost,
but you could change it to anything.
1138
01:34:50,335 --> 01:34:53,505
- No, Sean's a good name.
- Yeah?
1139
01:34:53,589 --> 01:34:55,507
- Where?
- Here.
1140
01:34:56,883 --> 01:35:00,470
We gotta take off
our coats and put 'em right here.
1141
01:35:03,348 --> 01:35:06,476
- Okay, it's back here.
- Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed.
1142
01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:10,230
- I'm the mother, Angela Scacciapensieri.
- No, Kathy's the mother.
1143
01:35:10,314 --> 01:35:14,443
- It's a long story, but she's the mother.
- I don't make the rules.
1144
01:35:14,526 --> 01:35:16,486
- I don't obey them either.
- Carl!
1145
01:35:16,528 --> 01:35:19,615
- What's the trouble?
- I have to find my baby. Get out of my way!
1146
01:35:19,698 --> 01:35:21,617
- Listen...
- Vinnie!
1147
01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:24,828
- Keep your hands to yourself. You all right?
- Yeah. Is that him?
1148
01:35:24,870 --> 01:35:27,110
- Aren't you the guy from the plumber commercial?
- Yeah.
1149
01:35:27,164 --> 01:35:30,334
- Did you know plumber was spelled wrong?
- Yeah. Can we go in?
1150
01:35:30,417 --> 01:35:33,045
- Look, it's up to her.
- Okay.
1151
01:35:33,086 --> 01:35:36,715
- But only one person at a time.
- Go ahead, Angie. You go.
1152
01:35:40,218 --> 01:35:43,889
Angela, I'm glad you came.
1153
01:35:43,971 --> 01:35:46,390
Me too.
1154
01:35:46,474 --> 01:35:49,518
How's he doin'?
1155
01:35:49,602 --> 01:35:51,520
It's been a rough couple of days.
1156
01:35:51,604 --> 01:35:55,358
Sean's developed pneumonia which
sometimes happens in his condition.
1157
01:35:55,441 --> 01:35:58,986
So now the machine
is breathing for him.
1158
01:35:59,028 --> 01:36:02,031
We'll know
in the next 24 hours...
1159
01:36:02,073 --> 01:36:04,450
- Whether he's gonna be okay.
- How will we know?
1160
01:36:04,533 --> 01:36:07,370
He'll wake up.
1161
01:36:56,085 --> 01:36:58,504
Hail Mary, full of grace...
1162
01:37:02,842 --> 01:37:05,052
Pop.
1163
01:37:05,094 --> 01:37:07,555
Oh, Angie.
1164
01:37:07,596 --> 01:37:10,182
- How are you, honey?
- I'm all right. How are you?
1165
01:37:10,266 --> 01:37:13,102
- Fine. Mm-hmm.
- Okay?
1166
01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:22,945
You could've said somethin'.
I could take it.
1167
01:37:25,948 --> 01:37:28,534
You loved her so much.
1168
01:37:28,576 --> 01:37:32,204
You thought she was perfect.
1169
01:37:32,246 --> 01:37:35,082
I just couldn't take that
away from you.
1170
01:37:35,166 --> 01:37:38,252
I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.
1171
01:37:39,587 --> 01:37:42,256
It's okay, pop.
1172
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:55,060
Hey, me and Sean
have been alone for hours.
1173
01:37:55,102 --> 01:37:58,898
We're kinda runnin' out of conversation.
We could use company.
1174
01:38:01,108 --> 01:38:04,944
Pop, I know it ain't easy.
1175
01:38:05,028 --> 01:38:07,071
Come on.
1176
01:38:07,113 --> 01:38:09,240
Come on.
1177
01:38:13,870 --> 01:38:16,247
Come on, it's okay.
1178
01:39:07,340 --> 01:39:10,134
Okay, listen.
1179
01:39:10,218 --> 01:39:13,388
Sean, we gotta talk.
1180
01:39:14,472 --> 01:39:16,891
Now I know what you're thinkin'.
1181
01:39:16,975 --> 01:39:19,394
You're thinkin',
why should I wake up?
1182
01:39:19,477 --> 01:39:23,064
She don't care about me.
She left.
1183
01:39:23,147 --> 01:39:25,567
But I do care!
1184
01:39:27,527 --> 01:39:31,364
It's from the moment you were born, you
knew I did everything for the wrong reasons.
1185
01:39:31,447 --> 01:39:33,825
Didn't ya?
1186
01:39:35,660 --> 01:39:39,914
Well now, you gotta give me
another chance.
1187
01:39:42,333 --> 01:39:46,880
And I promise, I won't let nobody
make fun of you...
1188
01:39:46,963 --> 01:39:50,842
Or hurt you or lie to you ever.
1189
01:39:57,682 --> 01:40:00,643
Just you wake up, okay?
1190
01:40:08,568 --> 01:40:11,446
Look, you think about it.
1191
01:40:14,073 --> 01:40:17,327
I ain't goin' nowhere. I swear.
1192
01:40:57,699 --> 01:41:01,495
You're awake. He's awake! Nurse!
1193
01:41:02,704 --> 01:41:05,415
Oh. Oh.
1194
01:41:06,959 --> 01:41:10,045
It's okay.
He's breathing on his own.
1195
01:41:11,546 --> 01:41:14,383
He's just pulled his tube out.
1196
01:41:16,843 --> 01:41:19,596
His lungs sound clear.
1197
01:41:20,681 --> 01:41:22,975
He's gonna be okay.
1198
01:41:36,279 --> 01:41:40,617
It's funny. I see everything
now like it's this long chain...
1199
01:41:40,701 --> 01:41:43,453
Stretching all the way back
to the beginning of time...
1200
01:41:43,537 --> 01:41:47,165
On up through my grandmother
and my mother.
1201
01:41:47,207 --> 01:41:51,461
I'm finally part of something
bigger than me.
1202
01:41:56,466 --> 01:41:59,011
Hey, tough guy.
1203
01:41:59,052 --> 01:42:01,471
How ya doin', huh?
1204
01:42:02,556 --> 01:42:06,184
Oh, the strong,
silent type, huh?
1205
01:42:07,811 --> 01:42:09,855
Listen, Sean...
1206
01:42:11,565 --> 01:42:14,609
I wanna make a little
deal with you.
1207
01:42:16,570 --> 01:42:18,488
All right?
1208
01:42:18,572 --> 01:42:21,491
Listen, you gotta eat somethin'.
1209
01:42:22,743 --> 01:42:26,705
So, why don't you think of me
as a human fridge.
1210
01:42:26,788 --> 01:42:28,915
All right?
1211
01:42:28,999 --> 01:42:31,501
Then I'll do somethin' for you.
1212
01:42:31,585 --> 01:42:34,504
Anything you want.
1213
01:42:34,588 --> 01:42:37,382
Tickets to a raffi concert.
1214
01:42:39,051 --> 01:42:41,928
I could stick one of them little girl
babies in your crib with you.
1215
01:43:31,602 --> 01:43:36,107
Everybody's got somethin, you know.
Somethin' broken.
1216
01:43:36,190 --> 01:43:40,402
For Tina, it's her marriage.
For Kathy, the baby she lost.
1217
01:43:40,444 --> 01:43:42,780
For pop, it's my mother.
1218
01:43:42,822 --> 01:43:47,076
And then some people
it don't show on, but it's there.
1219
01:43:47,118 --> 01:43:49,370
The way I figure, these days...
1220
01:43:49,453 --> 01:43:52,623
The less broken have to take care
of the more broken.
1221
01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:57,628
I learned that from my son.
99552