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Why?
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We did everything.
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Okay, check it out.
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Dune and Waterworld are, like,
the best movies in the last 30 years.
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Did you see Kevin Costner?
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He's a fucking merman.
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Did you see the things behind his ears?
That's where the gills were.
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-Right? He was like half fish.
-What about Dune?
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Dune is '80s.
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Waterworld's all water, and no Dune.
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And also no Sting in the thong.
It was like a space thong.
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Space thong? You talking about Sting?
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You know what Sting does?
Are you aware of this?
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He delivers albums.
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Where's my fucking record, Grohl?
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It's all up here.
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-Is it?
-Yeah, it's all up here.
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and in there,
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and in there.
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Not so much here.
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But I got it, man. It's all in here.
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I think, personally, that
doesn't amount to a bucket of frozen shit.
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-Okay.
-I don't know where you'd get one.
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But that's what it's about.
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When you tell me you've got a record,
all I got is a bucket of frozen shit.
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I'm up to my eyeballs in debt.
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And I gotta pay some crazy,
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piece-of-shit motherfuckers,
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who I owe so much money to.
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And I just found out they may be the ones
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who fucking sliced up
that journalist in Turkey.
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I just wanna give you
the album that you want,
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so you can pay off those people before
they turn your nutsack into a coin purse.
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-Relax.
-Did you just say relax?
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Yeah, so here's the thing.
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We were thinking...
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It's our tenth album, okay?
We can't do the same old shit.
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We gotta break the mold on this one.
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Yeah, Shill, this record,
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it's gotta blow your fucking dick
right into your fucking mouth.
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Blow your own dick into your mouth?
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Yeah, right back up into your mouth, man.
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Right back up into your mouth?
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-Yeah.
-Like it's been there before?
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What kind of goal is that?
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I don't want that album
unless it makes me a lot of money.
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Lot of money? Blow all the dicks you want.
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Look, I can get you a studio
anywhere you want in town tomorrow.
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We've used all those studios.
They all sound exactly the same.
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Let's think outside the box,
go somewhere we've never been.
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Let's go to a cool-- Like Zeppelin.
When Zeppelin went to the castle.
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And there was the devil,
and wizards, and dragons, and shit.
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You want me to find you
some wizards and dragons?
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Yes, that's what we should be doing.
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You want that? You want that?
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Watch as I make this happen.
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Holy shit.
You fuckers are not gonna believe it.
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I got it.
You gotta trust me, let me do this.
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Chilly Shills.
What can I do for you, sunshine?
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Hey, Barb, I'm here
in my office with the Foo Fighters.
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And they're looking
for a place to record a new album.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Oh, I do know what you're thinking,
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and I have the perfect place.
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Foo Fighters, oh,
I thought this time would never come.
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I gotta jump.
I'll shoot you the address in the a.m.
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This place is to die for.
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Pearl Jam high five. Up top.
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Jeremy has fucking spoken.
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Hi, Dave Grohl. I'm Barb Weems.
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-I'm such a fan.
-Hi, Barb. How are you?
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-Thank you.
-I'd love a selfie later, if that's okay.
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-Okay.
-Hello, Foos.
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How are you?
So nice to meet you. Barb Weems.
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This is the house. It is incredible.
I can't wait to show you.
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This place-- I know what you're thinking.
It needs a little sprucey goosey.
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And I agree. But here's the thing.
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This place has
serious rock 'n' roll pedigree.
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I mean, it rolls deep.
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A huge music manager
owned this place in the '70s and '80s
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and threw some wild parties.
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Come, come.
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How sexy is this stone-finish pool?
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I can already see
the girls in their bikinis.
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It'll be fun.
You can invite me to your parties.
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Look at this state-of-the-art kitchen.
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Do we have any chefs in the group?
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I'm pretty handy on the grill.
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Yeah. Right, guys?
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Yeah,
if you like your meat charred and dry.
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Am I right?
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Take a look at the other room.
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Fuck you.
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This is my favorite room in the house.
These are original Babette Fosters.
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They stopped production
on those in the '80s.
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I do love a good sconce.
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But I don't know.
It definitely has a weird energy.
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Do you guys feel that?
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Do you guys get this overwhelming sense
of death and doom, or is that just me?
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Yeah, like someone's
gonna jump through the window
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and start stabbing us in the eyes.
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I'm gonna be straight with you guys.
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There was another band,
and they lived here in the '90s.
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They thought the sound was incredible.
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But they never finished their album.
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Creative differences.
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I don't know.
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Doesn't really seem like the right fit.
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Whoa, do you hear that?
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That's fucking rad.
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You hear that?
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Okay, so if we put the drums right here,
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facing this way...
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We could put the guitar stuff here.
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And we can do keyboards, like, over there.
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We put the mixing desk
in the bedroom up there.
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You know.
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We'll take it.
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Well, that is music to my ears, baby.
I'll go draw up the paperwork right now.
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Yay, I knew you would love it.
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Okay, guys, check it out.
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The sound of this house
is the sound of album 10.
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No songs yet.
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But we've got the sound.
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All right, you know the drill.
All gear in the house.
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Amps, living room.
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Snare drum-- Shitty job. --living room.
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Expensive shit.
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Guitars by the amp line
in the living room.
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Just fucking hate this shit.
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Just like a quarter of an inch that way.
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Just a little...
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Like a hair more. Just like a tiny...
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No, it's too far. Gotta bring it back.
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Did you hear that?
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-I did.
-Sweet, huh?
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Whatever, Dave.
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Who cares about a creepy death vibe,
drum sounds this good?
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All right, here's the deal.
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Shill's a dick.
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We know this, right?
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But this is our tenth record.
It's gotta be good.
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But we gotta make it fast.
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We gotta eat, sleep,
and drink this motherfucker.
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So I'm thinking...
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we move in to record.
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-What?
-No, no, no. Hear me out.
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Hear me out. Hear me out.
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Two weeks, tops.
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Maybe a month.
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A month in this shithole?
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Then we go on with our normal lives.
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Tell my wife. I'm not telling her.
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I'll tell your wife if you tell my wife.
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I'll tell my wife,
but someone's gotta talk to my kids.
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What am I gonna tell my grandma?
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Oh, I can call your grandma.
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She loves me.
You remember the Hanukkah party.
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Oh, yeah. Come here, Grandma.
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Sit down.
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Come on, Bubbe, just touch it.
Touch it. Yeah, Rami's not gonna know.
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Stay away from my bubbe.
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Well, I guess that's settled.
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I got master bedroom.
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-I get the guest house.
-Upstairs bedroom.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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Hi. Excuse me.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Yo, excuse me.
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That's weird.
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How we looking, man? We all good?
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Yeah, we're all good on our end.
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Just need some juice.
Then we can mic up the room.
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Goddamn it.
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Dude, who wired this house,
a bunch of fucking mental patients?
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Fuck. Jesus Christ.
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No, no. Don't touch him. He's still hot.
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-Oh, what the fuck?
-Holy shit.
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He's totally fried.
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He's fucking dead.
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Oh, man.
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Krug.
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Krug, Jägermeister. Krug.
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Krug.
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Guess we should pack up.
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That was a short-lived experiment.
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-Get out of here.
-All right, Rami...
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You know, it's funny.
Hold up, guys. One second. Check it out.
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Krug was really into this place,
the way the drums sounded.
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Dave, seriously, the guy just
got turned into a fucking bratwurst.
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Exactly why we should stay here
and make the record, okay?
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It'll give his life meaning.
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You know? We could dedicate it to Krug.
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I don't know.
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Guess we can do
a couple drum tracks here in his honor.
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Exactly.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
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We'll have some fun with it.
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You know? For Krug.
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People think
I look a lot like Willie Nelson.
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I forgot to tell you.
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Earlier today, before Krug got zapped,
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there was this weird dude
in the yard creeping around.
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What kind of dude?
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Some weird guy.
He was trimming the hedges and stuff.
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-The killer gardener of Encino.
-Wouldn't be surprised in this house.
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-Dave.
-Oh, my God.
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-What the...?
-Shit.
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-Dude.
-You all right, Dave?
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The meat.
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It's Krug.
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Usually I have a clear idea
of what we're gonna do,
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but ever since we moved
into this house, my mind is flooded.
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It's like sometimes it's like Prince,
and then it's like Slayer.
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And then it's like fucking Lawrence Welk.
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What is it?
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You guys hear that?
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Probably raccoons.
I heard them eating the trash last night.
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Probably that creeper dude.
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He better not be filming this.
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Hey, neighbor.
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-God.
-You should've seen your face.
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Or should I say, "feces"?
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-It looked like you crapped your pants.
-Yeah.
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I'm Samantha. I live right next door.
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I just wanted to introduce myself,
in case you boys needed anything.
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A cup of sugar, back-up singer.
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I got another confession to make
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I'm your fool
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Were you born to resist
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Or be abused
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Help me.
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Is someone getting the best
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The best, the best, the best of you?
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Oh, thank you.
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-We'll let you know about that one.
-Okay. I'm around.
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Let me apologize in advance
for all the rock we're about to make.
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Oh, I can't hear anything
over my Portuguese singing bowls.
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Oh, those vibrations
elevate the frequency of the psyche.
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Play your cards right,
maybe you will get a sound bath later.
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Okay, Rami-o. Let's keep it moving.
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Bye.
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Namaste.
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Hey, is there some sort of gardener dude
that takes care of the property,
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trimming hedges and stuff?
249
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,951
No, Dave. Nobody lives here.
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This house has been empty for years.
251
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,423
Got a couple new riff ideas
I've been working on.
252
00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:01,469
I'm gonna lay them on you.
Riff number one. Sounds like this.
253
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,063
So "All My Life"?
254
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,150
Shit.
255
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,611
Okay, hold on. I got one more.
256
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,704
Dude, wait, wait, wait.
That's a great fucking song.
257
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,415
It's called "Everlong."
You wrote it 20 years ago.
258
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,044
Fuck, the well's run dry.
259
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,257
I've written all my songs already.
260
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,427
All I have are these random snippets
261
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:46,181
of fossilized MTV bullshit in my head.
262
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,849
Dude, dude.
263
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,309
Look here.
264
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,729
Have you ever tried meditating?
265
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,488
Fuck meditating in the ass, Rami.
266
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,115
I'm gonna step out for a minute, guys.
267
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,743
Why don't we give Dave
a little space here?
268
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,716
Something will come.
269
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,491
Son of a fucking bitch.
270
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:08,847
Been alone with you inside my mind
271
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:17,063
In my dreams I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
272
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:23,403
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
273
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:25,864
Hello--
274
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,782
Hello, Dave.
275
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,033
Lionel.
276
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,411
We all have writer's block, you know?
277
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,207
But that's my fucking song.
278
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:39,252
That's my fucking song.
You understand what I'm saying?
279
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,673
I like that song.
No, no, no. I love that song.
280
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,551
That's one of my favorite songs.
I love singing that song.
281
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,553
Love that song.
282
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:53,433
Get your own song, nerd.
283
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,707
Taylor, sleep in your own bed.
284
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:20,960
Taylor?
285
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,717
You...
286
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,886
are not...
287
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:32,388
the first.
288
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,557
Krug. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
289
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,311
They are watching.
290
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,523
No, Krug.
291
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:06,422
What the fuck?
292
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,721
What the fuck?
293
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,807
Oh, my God.
294
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,552
Fuck this. I'm starving.
295
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,311
I got, like,
three or four chicken parms here.
296
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,265
You're Dave Grohl. What?
297
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,270
Yeah, I get that all the time.
298
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:48,983
Right. Yeah. I heard about this.
You're, like, incognito, right?
299
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,611
No, see, I'm not Dave Grohl.
300
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,322
Dave Grohl can actually write music.
301
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,200
I'm seriously a huge fan.
302
00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:00,078
You're my second-favorite band,
after Coldplay.
303
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,669
You know, I asked for extra ranch.
304
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,506
Oh, yeah,
and I'll go run back, get some for you.
305
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,883
Yeah, it'll only take a few minutes.
306
00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,844
You know, I'm in a band. Yeah.
307
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,971
I'll run back and get some ranch,
308
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:21,307
and drop it off with my demo,
if that's cool.
309
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,434
I'll just use the marinara.
310
00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:29,107
Hey, what's up?
This is Bob from PlayThisRiff.com.
311
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:33,611
And you've come here today
because you have songwriting constipation.
312
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:36,531
So when I have songwriting constipation,
313
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:39,450
and I want a violent,
greasy dose of the hits,
314
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:42,662
I turn to classic riff structure.
Like this. Check it out.
315
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,538
Part A.
316
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:45,957
Part B.
317
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:48,960
Part A again.
318
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,212
Part C.
319
00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,388
Am I the only one
who cares about the drought around here?
320
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,325
What the fuck?
321
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,791
Who kills a fucking raccoon?
322
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,513
Oh, my God.
323
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,891
He's real.
324
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,525
Dave.
325
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,636
"Dream Widow." No way.
326
00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:33,012
This is fucking incredible.
327
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:39,727
Fuck, yeah.
328
00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:12,302
This is the sound, man.
This is the fucking sound.
329
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,179
Yes.
330
00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:15,597
Fuck, yes.
331
00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:17,932
Fuck.
332
00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,434
It's fucking incredible.
333
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:29,569
No, no, no. Don't stop.
334
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:30,945
There's gotta be more.
335
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:35,575
Fuck, there's gotta be more. Please, God.
336
00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,829
Please, please, please. No.
337
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:41,873
No.
338
00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:43,625
Fuck.
339
00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:45,502
No.
340
00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,379
Shit. Goddamn it.
341
00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:51,716
God, it was perfect.
342
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:18,326
You pitiful, miserable, disposable...
343
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:38,513
Finish it, and it begins.
344
00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:43,643
Finish it, and it begins.
345
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,193
Fuck.
346
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,280
Finish it.
347
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:29,230
What are you doing?
348
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,816
There's a dead raccoon in there.
349
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,201
Dick.
350
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,307
Wow, fuck.
351
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,101
-Awesome, man.
-Yeah, man.
352
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:52,647
Fuck,
it's like you were musically constipated
353
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,525
and you just took
the biggest musical shit on us.
354
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:58,528
-Fucking awesome.
-Right? I'm still working on it.
355
00:37:58,653 --> 00:38:01,865
There's like a hundred ideas in my head,
just fighting to get out.
356
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,158
Could be a double,
357
00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:04,993
maybe a triple album.
358
00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:06,911
-I don't know.
-Let's get to work.
359
00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:09,247
Fuck you, Nate. Don't tell me what to do.
360
00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:11,541
Told you it'd come, man.
361
00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:17,088
Yeah, you did, didn't you?
362
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,347
What key is this in?
363
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:32,437
L-sharp.
364
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,522
You found a new musical note?
365
00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:36,441
Hell motherfucking yes, I did.
366
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:40,987
Came to me last night.
Just dropped in my head, like boom.
367
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,281
You're welcome, music.
368
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:44,741
So the L-sharp,
369
00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:47,702
that's basically an E-flat,
but like an octave up?
370
00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:49,829
It's not an E.
371
00:38:49,954 --> 00:38:51,456
It's an L.
372
00:38:56,794 --> 00:39:00,006
If you guys could just
open up your hearts and minds,
373
00:39:00,089 --> 00:39:01,925
maybe you'd be able to hear it.
374
00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:06,846
So, what happened to H, I, J, K?
375
00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:12,143
G, H, I don't give a fuck
376
00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:16,606
It's L-sharp, okay, you guys?
That's the root note of the song.
377
00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:22,111
Yes, yes. You're getting warmer. Yes.
378
00:39:22,779 --> 00:39:23,696
Pat, you're cold.
379
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,490
Like North Pole, Antarctica.
380
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:26,866
Not even close.
381
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:29,619
I think I'm feeling something.
382
00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,458
Oh, God, who the fuck?
383
00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:39,629
Hello?
384
00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:45,093
Any hungry rock stars in there
want some num-nummy treats?
385
00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:47,387
Oh, God, I detest that woman.
386
00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:52,976
Lemon bar?
387
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,394
Go away.
388
00:39:54,477 --> 00:39:56,688
Dude, lighten up. She's hot.
389
00:39:57,355 --> 00:40:00,066
-Hello, beautiful. What's up?
-Hey.
390
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:04,028
Some fresh-baked lemon bars
for my favorite band.
391
00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:07,323
It's my grandma's recipe,
but I added my own little twist to it.
392
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:09,409
Is that cocaine?
393
00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:13,121
Not a good time right now,
because we're working on music.
394
00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:15,915
How you feeling?
395
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,709
Everything okay?
396
00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:19,669
Never better.
397
00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:24,841
I'll get rid of her.
398
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,551
Get her the fuck out of here.
399
00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:31,139
Hey, sorry, he gets really intense
when we're recording.
400
00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:32,891
I need to talk to you, alone.
401
00:40:32,974 --> 00:40:34,851
I'd like to get you alone too--
402
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:38,605
No, it's about this house.
There's something evil...
403
00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:42,150
I should go.
404
00:40:42,859 --> 00:40:44,235
Dave seems stressed.
405
00:40:45,361 --> 00:40:47,614
Hey, how about that sound bath later?
406
00:40:50,366 --> 00:40:53,703
-What the fuck, cock-blocker?
-Fuck you, Rami.
407
00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:18,478
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
408
00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:24,651
Taylor, take it from the... part.
409
00:41:24,734 --> 00:41:26,444
There's 8000 "boom-paps."
410
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,946
-Which one?
-You know which one.
411
00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:30,865
-We're at 23 minutes and counting.
-So what?
412
00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:34,452
So maybe we have a song that has no end.
413
00:41:34,536 --> 00:41:37,080
So we're not close.
414
00:41:37,163 --> 00:41:40,250
To me it just feels like
there's something missing.
415
00:41:41,709 --> 00:41:45,463
Let's just run through what we've got.
I'm sure you'll get it.
416
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:48,716
Thanks, Chris, you fucking asshole.
417
00:41:50,051 --> 00:41:51,052
Go.
418
00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,722
One, two, three, four.
419
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,345
-Nate.
-What?
420
00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,140
I got an idea, okay?
Downstairs. Now. Let's go.
421
00:42:37,265 --> 00:42:38,641
-Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
-Fuck, yeah.
422
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:39,559
Taylor.
423
00:42:39,642 --> 00:42:40,602
Yo, what up, D?
424
00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,520
I got an idea. Come downstairs.
425
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:45,648
Oh, fuck.
426
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:56,659
-Are those mine?
-Oh, yeah. I borrowed them.
427
00:42:58,703 --> 00:43:00,079
Have you seen Pat?
428
00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:00,997
No idea.
429
00:43:02,832 --> 00:43:03,917
Hey, Pat.
430
00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,961
In here.
431
00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:15,178
What are you doing in here?
432
00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:21,059
This is the most comfortable place
I could find.
433
00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:22,769
And there's snacks.
434
00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:31,486
VoilĂ .
435
00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:33,446
You made this?
436
00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:36,908
Yeah. It's the only thing
that'll get this song out of my head.
437
00:43:36,991 --> 00:43:39,160
And that's the song?
438
00:43:39,244 --> 00:43:40,286
Exactly.
439
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:44,415
So each one
of these little nails is one of us.
440
00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:48,586
The yarn represents
the vibrations of sound
441
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:50,713
that our music makes,
442
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:53,633
connecting all of us in an unending form.
443
00:43:53,716 --> 00:43:57,262
It's like the universe.
There's no beginning, there's no end.
444
00:43:58,847 --> 00:44:01,057
Great, Dave.
Can we pick this up in the morning?
445
00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:02,433
I had these new ideas.
446
00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:05,228
I was hoping we'd put them down tonight,
so I don't forget them.
447
00:44:05,895 --> 00:44:08,273
No, man, I gotta go to sleep.
448
00:44:08,356 --> 00:44:09,357
I'm tired.
449
00:44:12,193 --> 00:44:13,153
What did you just say?
450
00:44:13,695 --> 00:44:16,781
Come on, I don't even have a bedroom.
451
00:44:17,699 --> 00:44:19,284
I never get any sleep.
452
00:44:20,118 --> 00:44:21,578
Let's do this tomorrow.
453
00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:22,954
Before that.
454
00:44:23,037 --> 00:44:23,872
Small word.
455
00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:26,958
Begins with an N, ends with an O.
456
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:28,418
Nothing in between.
457
00:44:33,256 --> 00:44:34,424
"No."
458
00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:36,593
I said, no.
459
00:44:39,929 --> 00:44:40,763
No?
460
00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:47,729
Did you just say no to Dave Grohl?
461
00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:58,323
I'm a fucking rock star.
462
00:44:58,406 --> 00:45:01,242
Okay? I get whatever I want,
whenever I want.
463
00:45:01,326 --> 00:45:04,412
The best parking
wherever I go for eternity.
464
00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:06,039
Them's the rules.
465
00:45:09,501 --> 00:45:10,418
Come on, come on.
466
00:45:11,377 --> 00:45:13,796
Talk to Jimmy Page if you don't like it.
467
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:16,549
Dude, what the fuck?
468
00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:20,762
I'll do it
if you stop being such a fucking dick.
469
00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:23,223
Thank you. Can we just do this, please?
470
00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,310
One, two, three--
471
00:45:27,393 --> 00:45:28,728
No, no. Hey, hey, hey.
472
00:45:29,604 --> 00:45:33,191
Is there any way you could
count it like, "Five, six, seven, eight"?
473
00:45:33,274 --> 00:45:37,695
Like a fucking dancer counting in a dance?
474
00:45:40,615 --> 00:45:41,908
That's fine. Cool.
475
00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:44,369
Five, six, seven, eight.
476
00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,413
Dude has gone fucking crazy.
477
00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:52,627
Like, ass-flapping, dick-slapping,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest crazy.
478
00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:55,588
Listen, come on, guys,
let's just buckle down,
479
00:45:56,130 --> 00:45:59,342
give him what he wants,
and we can get the fuck out of here.
480
00:45:59,425 --> 00:46:00,426
What does he want?
481
00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:01,344
Hey, guys.
482
00:46:01,427 --> 00:46:03,096
-Ix-nay on the Ave-day.
-Shit.
483
00:46:03,179 --> 00:46:04,514
-Hey.
-What's up, bro?
484
00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:06,182
-Hey.
-What's happening?
485
00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:07,725
-What's up?
-Hey.
486
00:46:08,351 --> 00:46:10,019
I just wanted to say...
487
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:11,938
I'm sorry.
488
00:46:13,064 --> 00:46:15,441
I'm sorry for being such a giant, red,
489
00:46:15,525 --> 00:46:17,944
puckered orangutan's asshole last night.
490
00:46:19,028 --> 00:46:21,573
This album means the world to me, okay?
491
00:46:21,656 --> 00:46:23,992
And I think I just let it take over.
492
00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:26,327
And I treated you like shit,
493
00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:28,163
and I'm really sorry.
494
00:46:30,248 --> 00:46:32,667
Which one of you gave Dave a hummer?
495
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,002
Rami.
496
00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:35,795
Rami.
497
00:46:37,172 --> 00:46:39,215
Listen, we're so close, okay?
498
00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:43,553
If we could just finish this song tonight,
we'll be out by Sunday.
499
00:46:43,636 --> 00:46:44,470
Promise.
500
00:46:45,555 --> 00:46:47,640
Stick with me. We can do this.
501
00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:51,352
-Song is pretty epic.
-Right?
502
00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:53,188
I do think it should have an ending.
503
00:46:53,271 --> 00:46:54,147
Thank God.
504
00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:55,273
Okay.
505
00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:58,276
So I have this idea, right?
506
00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:00,236
Starts with Nate.
507
00:47:00,778 --> 00:47:01,863
The root,
508
00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:03,114
the foundation,
509
00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:03,990
the bass.
510
00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:05,617
Nate goes:
511
00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:14,792
Chris, Rami, you come in like warships,
banging off each other.
512
00:47:19,255 --> 00:47:20,423
Then, Rami, you're all:
513
00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:29,057
Pat, Taylor, you come in
like riders of the Apocalypse:
514
00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:48,660
Like that.
515
00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:50,912
-Know what I'm saying?
-Okay.
516
00:47:50,995 --> 00:47:52,163
We got this.
517
00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:53,039
-Right?
-Cool.
518
00:47:53,164 --> 00:47:54,040
-Yeah.
-We can do that.
519
00:47:54,123 --> 00:47:55,416
Pearl Jam high five.
520
00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:59,003
Pearl Jam high five.
521
00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:00,296
Break. We're still alive.
522
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:01,840
-Let's go.
-Come on, let's go.
523
00:50:27,402 --> 00:50:29,195
You sure you want us to leave?
524
00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:30,864
I think we're all good.
525
00:50:30,947 --> 00:50:33,283
Well, if you track anything this weekend,
526
00:50:33,408 --> 00:50:36,619
just pop it onto a drive
and we'll mix it on Monday.
527
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,122
Let's get out of here.
528
00:51:15,992 --> 00:51:18,077
How's it going, bro? How's it sounding?
529
00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:22,040
It's good.
I'm just cleaning up some tracks.
530
00:51:22,123 --> 00:51:24,042
Cool.
I haven't seen you eat anything all day.
531
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,711
You hungry?
How about some grill action, dude?
532
00:51:28,546 --> 00:51:29,380
No.
533
00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:33,009
I ordered a shit-ton of steaks earlier.
Guy should be here any minute.
534
00:51:33,092 --> 00:51:35,678
Cool, man.
I'll let you know when he's here.
535
00:51:56,241 --> 00:51:57,367
All right.
536
00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:06,376
Oh, Dave, I forgot you were staying here.
537
00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:08,878
Well, here's your food.
538
00:52:08,962 --> 00:52:12,507
And, yeah,
I brought you that CD I was talking about.
539
00:52:13,758 --> 00:52:15,218
He's not gonna buy that.
540
00:52:16,052 --> 00:52:16,845
Come on.
541
00:52:18,763 --> 00:52:23,685
You are a worthy and talented musician.
542
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,670
Hey, Dave. Brought you a bunch
of extra ranch this time, yeah.
543
00:52:50,753 --> 00:52:54,257
Oh, this?
It's my demo that I told you about. Yeah.
544
00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:02,223
Dave?
545
00:53:08,771 --> 00:53:09,606
Hello?
546
00:53:10,231 --> 00:53:11,024
Dave?
547
00:53:14,235 --> 00:53:15,862
Hey, sorry it took so long.
548
00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:18,323
I wanted
to make sure they got your order right.
549
00:53:19,991 --> 00:53:21,659
It's all back here. I got...
550
00:53:24,162 --> 00:53:24,996
Dave.
551
00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:30,460
What the hell?
552
00:54:16,422 --> 00:54:18,800
Hey, did that delivery guy ever show up?
553
00:54:20,218 --> 00:54:22,428
Yeah, I don't know. I'll take a look.
554
00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:29,936
Looks like
he just dropped the bags and left.
555
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,564
I think I kind of freaked him out.
556
00:54:32,647 --> 00:54:34,732
He wanted to drop a demo on me.
557
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,110
I wasn't really in the mood.
558
00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:45,535
What is it? Think he's still out there?
559
00:54:59,841 --> 00:55:02,051
You can never have enough ranch.
560
00:55:08,683 --> 00:55:10,059
Okay, so, what's left?
561
00:55:11,853 --> 00:55:12,687
So...
562
00:55:15,023 --> 00:55:16,566
drum tracks tomorrow.
563
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:21,529
Then we just gotta figure out
how to end this thing.
564
00:55:21,613 --> 00:55:24,741
We're not actually making
a 38-minute-long song, right?
565
00:55:25,241 --> 00:55:26,117
No.
566
00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:27,327
-Okay, cool.
-Of course not.
567
00:55:27,410 --> 00:55:29,579
-Thank God.
-It's gonna be fucking longer than that.
568
00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:31,289
-What?
-What?
569
00:55:31,372 --> 00:55:32,749
Gonna be epic, man.
570
00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:37,462
It's gonna be like 2112 times 2112.
571
00:55:48,431 --> 00:55:49,265
What?
572
00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:52,519
Why don't you let me
take the grill tomorrow night?
573
00:55:53,269 --> 00:55:55,480
Seems like you got a lot on your mind.
574
00:55:57,148 --> 00:55:57,941
Okay.
575
00:55:59,234 --> 00:56:00,860
Should leave mine raw, dude.
576
00:56:03,321 --> 00:56:05,031
It's so fucking juicy.
577
00:56:10,537 --> 00:56:12,664
Hey, guys, it's Barb.
578
00:56:12,747 --> 00:56:17,001
I'm just checking in
to see how everything is going.
579
00:56:17,877 --> 00:56:20,463
Oh, my God. They are barbarians.
580
00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:31,808
Oh, my goodness, it's on the ceiling.
581
00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:33,768
Okay, how do they even do that?
582
00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:47,532
Oh, my God.
583
00:56:48,992 --> 00:56:51,244
What did you do?
584
00:56:55,081 --> 00:56:56,082
Hey, Barb.
585
00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:57,709
Pat.
586
00:56:57,792 --> 00:56:59,460
I thought you were dead.
587
00:57:03,464 --> 00:57:04,924
How is everything going?
588
00:57:05,008 --> 00:57:08,344
Is Dave done with his big concept album?
589
00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:10,930
-He told you about that?
-Oh, yeah.
590
00:57:11,055 --> 00:57:13,766
I guess he's been talking to Shill.
They seem pretty excited.
591
00:57:13,850 --> 00:57:15,602
Where is everyone?
592
00:57:15,685 --> 00:57:17,770
Upstairs, sleeping.
593
00:57:18,897 --> 00:57:22,108
I usually sleep here,
but not with all this crap on it.
594
00:57:23,318 --> 00:57:24,652
Lemon bar?
595
00:57:24,736 --> 00:57:27,071
No, thank you.
I don't eat sugar or gluten.
596
00:57:27,155 --> 00:57:29,616
Or any citrus fruits, or dairy, or corn.
597
00:57:29,699 --> 00:57:31,367
It's terrible for your gut.
598
00:57:33,328 --> 00:57:36,206
They look homemade.
Is there a baker in the band?
599
00:57:37,582 --> 00:57:39,000
Lady next door.
600
00:57:39,959 --> 00:57:41,252
Samantha?
601
00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:43,838
That woman is a train wreck.
I've known her for years.
602
00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:49,427
"Sacrifice"?
603
00:57:50,678 --> 00:57:51,679
What did you say?
604
00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:54,641
I did-- Me--
605
00:57:56,017 --> 00:57:57,477
I don't know. Nothing.
606
00:58:01,523 --> 00:58:02,649
Hey, Barb.
607
00:58:02,732 --> 00:58:04,359
What's up? You made it.
608
00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:06,736
David, how goes it?
Is the album almost done?
609
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,696
Yeah, it's so good.
610
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:10,698
Yeah, it's killer.
611
00:58:10,782 --> 00:58:12,951
We're actually wrapping up tonight.
612
00:58:13,034 --> 00:58:15,870
Great,
so I should make arrangements accordingly.
613
00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:17,247
I'm gonna go freshen up.
614
00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:20,875
Interesting guy.
615
00:58:22,085 --> 00:58:23,086
He's the best.
616
00:58:53,908 --> 00:58:54,868
All right, wait.
617
00:58:54,951 --> 00:58:56,536
Stop, stop, stop. Hold on.
618
00:58:58,454 --> 00:58:59,372
Something's not right.
619
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:05,044
It's the ending.
You know, there has to be more.
620
00:59:07,255 --> 00:59:08,214
You know,
621
00:59:08,298 --> 00:59:10,175
if we just stopped recording,
622
00:59:10,925 --> 00:59:12,427
it would be over.
623
00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:15,930
Yup, a tight 44 fucking minutes.
624
00:59:16,014 --> 00:59:19,058
Yeah, dude,
how about a nice slow fade, '70s style?
625
00:59:19,142 --> 00:59:21,561
Because I have blisters
on my fucking blisters.
626
00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:23,480
My hands are killing me, dude.
627
00:59:23,563 --> 00:59:27,066
We've been looking
for this mythical fucking ending all day.
628
00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:30,445
You know what? I'm fucking out of here.
629
00:59:35,283 --> 00:59:37,452
Frigging dick sandwich.
630
00:59:37,535 --> 00:59:39,204
Fuck you, Shifty.
631
00:59:45,835 --> 00:59:49,047
What the fuck? Forty-minute fucking song.
632
00:59:49,130 --> 00:59:52,634
"Look at me.
I'm Dave Grohl, the big fucking genius.
633
00:59:52,717 --> 00:59:54,969
I don't have any fucking rules.
634
00:59:55,053 --> 00:59:57,597
I write songs with no fucking endings.
635
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,599
Forty minutes long."
636
01:00:01,643 --> 01:00:04,979
Fucking can't even
cook a piece of meat to save his life.
637
01:00:16,074 --> 01:00:18,993
Hey, Shifty, need a beer or anything?
638
01:00:19,077 --> 01:00:21,704
Yeah, to shove up Dave's fucking ass.
639
01:01:19,888 --> 01:01:20,847
Fucking blisters.
640
01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:24,267
I should start wearing
those stupid fucking gloves.
641
01:01:24,392 --> 01:01:25,810
Fuck this. I'm out of here.
642
01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:29,314
Just hang out.
Chris just had to blow off some steam.
643
01:01:29,397 --> 01:01:32,233
We should get Dave
one of those magnet bracelets.
644
01:01:32,317 --> 01:01:34,152
His energy's way off.
645
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:44,954
What the fuck is that?
646
01:01:45,038 --> 01:01:46,331
No, no, no.
647
01:01:46,414 --> 01:01:49,042
See? Fucking horrific, isn't it?
648
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,544
Who the fuck is that?
Where the fuck is his head?
649
01:01:51,628 --> 01:01:54,255
It's the delivery guy.
Look at all this ranch.
650
01:01:59,385 --> 01:02:00,261
Holy shit.
651
01:02:02,263 --> 01:02:03,389
Holy shit.
652
01:02:04,849 --> 01:02:06,976
That's the guy
that delivered all the food earlier.
653
01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:14,901
-Don't touch that. No, no, no.
-Dave, Dave, don't...
654
01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:21,741
"Bone Structure."
655
01:02:22,992 --> 01:02:24,786
He wanted me to hear this.
656
01:02:26,621 --> 01:02:28,122
How long has this guy been here?
657
01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:35,755
I'm picking up some energy beacons.
658
01:02:37,131 --> 01:02:40,009
He transitioned around 28 hours ago.
659
01:02:41,219 --> 01:02:44,389
-Where the fuck did you learn that?
-Pasadena.
660
01:02:44,472 --> 01:02:46,599
First Krug gets electrocuted,
and now this?
661
01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:49,144
Fuck this shit. I'm calling the cops.
662
01:02:49,227 --> 01:02:50,979
No, no, no. No cops.
663
01:02:51,062 --> 01:02:52,063
Fuck this shit.
664
01:02:52,188 --> 01:02:53,231
No fucking cops.
665
01:02:55,275 --> 01:02:56,276
What the fuck?
666
01:02:57,485 --> 01:03:01,114
Maybe Dave's right. We should call Shill.
If this gets out, it'll be bad.
667
01:03:01,197 --> 01:03:04,492
Listen, no cops, no Shill.
668
01:03:04,576 --> 01:03:07,036
We cannot afford that intrusion right now.
669
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:10,081
Guy looks like a fucking salami sandwich.
What the fuck?
670
01:03:10,165 --> 01:03:10,999
I understand.
671
01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:12,876
This is bad.
672
01:03:12,959 --> 01:03:14,544
And this is sad.
673
01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:18,381
But if we call the cops,
they'll turn this place into a crime scene
674
01:03:18,464 --> 01:03:21,968
and you can kiss
that awesome drum sound goodbye forever.
675
01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,054
So we just keep on going?
676
01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:27,891
Yes, one more day.
We finish this thing out.
677
01:03:27,974 --> 01:03:30,226
Okay, and then we can call everybody.
678
01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:33,771
We can call the FBI, CSI, NCIS.
679
01:03:33,855 --> 01:03:35,106
We'll call them all.
680
01:03:35,190 --> 01:03:36,483
And then we'll give...
681
01:03:37,358 --> 01:03:41,404
Darren Sandelbaum,
from Bone Structure, a proper burial.
682
01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:43,448
Caskets, flowers, the whole nine.
683
01:03:43,531 --> 01:03:48,328
We could even tweet a link
to the Bone Structure on our Insta-thing.
684
01:03:48,995 --> 01:03:50,246
You know what I mean?
685
01:03:51,873 --> 01:03:53,958
This is what Darren would've wanted.
686
01:03:54,042 --> 01:03:56,711
He might've wanted
to keep his fucking head.
687
01:03:56,794 --> 01:03:59,005
He didn't want to fuck up our record.
688
01:03:59,088 --> 01:04:01,132
He loved this band.
689
01:04:01,257 --> 01:04:03,259
He died for our band.
690
01:04:04,135 --> 01:04:06,721
Let's do this, you guys, okay?
691
01:04:06,804 --> 01:04:09,057
Do it for Darren Sandelbaum.
692
01:04:10,809 --> 01:04:11,893
You guys in?
693
01:04:11,976 --> 01:04:13,186
No.
694
01:04:14,562 --> 01:04:15,688
You in?
695
01:04:16,648 --> 01:04:18,024
-No.
-Are you guys in?
696
01:04:20,610 --> 01:04:22,195
Come on, let's get to work.
697
01:04:26,533 --> 01:04:30,912
By the way, I'm gonna need everybody's
cell phones and the keys to the van.
698
01:04:31,037 --> 01:04:33,456
No one's going anywhere
until we finish this song.
699
01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,129
Thank you.
700
01:04:41,756 --> 01:04:42,966
-Thank you.
-The keys.
701
01:04:43,049 --> 01:04:45,051
Thank you.
702
01:04:45,885 --> 01:04:47,971
-I don't have a phone anymore.
-Thank you.
703
01:05:21,671 --> 01:05:23,631
It all comes back to the L-sharp.
704
01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:24,591
Got it?
705
01:05:25,758 --> 01:05:27,886
Yeah, we got it. Totally got it.
706
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,181
Let's just track the song
so we can go home.
707
01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:33,349
I'm tired. Kids think I'm dead.
708
01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:35,935
And where's Shifty?
709
01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:37,395
He should be here.
710
01:05:37,479 --> 01:05:39,022
He was out by the grill.
711
01:05:39,564 --> 01:05:40,607
He's gone.
712
01:05:41,649 --> 01:05:44,694
Okay, let's just do this one more time.
Count us in.
713
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,905
Five, six, seven, eight--
714
01:05:46,988 --> 01:05:48,823
Actually, no. You know what? This time...
715
01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,993
Odd numbers only in this section.
716
01:05:52,869 --> 01:05:55,288
One, three, five, seven. Hit it.
717
01:05:58,416 --> 01:05:59,542
Okay.
718
01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:02,879
One, three, five, seven.
719
01:06:30,782 --> 01:06:32,492
He's still eating. Let's go.
720
01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,039
He came out of here.
721
01:06:39,207 --> 01:06:41,835
-I was back here eating chips.
-Big surprise.
722
01:06:41,918 --> 01:06:43,503
Then I found this.
723
01:06:43,586 --> 01:06:46,798
The neighbor lady
that left the lemon bars left this.
724
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,553
It's a code. She's been trying to warn us.
725
01:06:51,636 --> 01:06:54,848
-You just want to bang her.
-Yes, I want to bang her.
726
01:06:54,973 --> 01:06:57,433
But I also want to not get decapitated.
727
01:06:57,934 --> 01:07:00,979
Let's ask her.
She's always by the fence. Let's go.
728
01:07:03,731 --> 01:07:04,732
That's you?
729
01:07:05,650 --> 01:07:08,611
I thought
we had an infestation of yellow warblers.
730
01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:10,446
That was the wood thrush, genius.
731
01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:14,200
Not here, little thrush.
Come to the pool. We don't have much time.
732
01:07:19,789 --> 01:07:20,832
Guys, hey.
733
01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:23,501
Come here.
734
01:07:23,585 --> 01:07:24,419
Now.
735
01:07:24,502 --> 01:07:26,671
-How'd you get over there so fast?
-Now.
736
01:07:28,047 --> 01:07:32,218
I need you boys
to open your minds for a moment,
737
01:07:32,302 --> 01:07:33,511
and fucking listen.
738
01:07:34,596 --> 01:07:35,722
This house...
739
01:07:36,264 --> 01:07:40,101
This is
not just a creepy rock 'n' roll house.
740
01:07:40,727 --> 01:07:43,188
We are standing on a nexus
741
01:07:43,271 --> 01:07:47,066
that allows spiritual entities
to cross into our world.
742
01:07:48,151 --> 01:07:49,360
Can it, drummer boy.
743
01:07:50,028 --> 01:07:51,446
You ever hear of Dream Widow?
744
01:07:51,529 --> 01:07:55,116
Of course. They were supposed
to be the next Jane's Addiction.
745
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,243
Greg Null was a fucking genius.
746
01:07:57,327 --> 01:08:01,873
Yeah, till he went batshit crazy,
and killed his whole fucking band.
747
01:08:01,956 --> 01:08:04,792
Right here in this house.
748
01:08:07,462 --> 01:08:09,547
That's just rock 'n' roll folklore.
749
01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:10,757
I was there.
750
01:08:11,382 --> 01:08:13,051
Greg Null and I were close.
751
01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:14,761
Very close.
752
01:08:14,844 --> 01:08:18,056
I was his number one groupie and muse.
753
01:08:18,139 --> 01:08:20,350
Now we're taking advice from groupies?
754
01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:23,144
Hey, watch the labels.
Groupies are people too.
755
01:08:24,354 --> 01:08:26,606
You gotta understand,
this was the roaring '90s.
756
01:08:26,731 --> 01:08:28,483
No one gave a fuck about shit.
757
01:08:28,566 --> 01:08:29,609
But Greg...
758
01:08:30,235 --> 01:08:34,322
He was a visionary, an artist of the dark.
759
01:08:34,405 --> 01:08:37,617
We were all into
some experimental life choices back then.
760
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:42,539
The occult sex,
energy transfers, and spectrophilia.
761
01:08:42,622 --> 01:08:46,000
He possessed this living book,
762
01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:48,294
made from human flesh.
763
01:08:49,838 --> 01:08:53,716
The book was rumored
to hold the secret incantations
764
01:08:53,842 --> 01:08:56,010
of Aleister Crowley.
765
01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:01,516
As time went on,
766
01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:05,103
something truly sinister
took ahold of Greg.
767
01:09:05,186 --> 01:09:08,565
He was obsessed
with this song from the book...
768
01:09:09,315 --> 01:09:11,609
"Lacrimis de Ebrius."
769
01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,404
"The Tears of God."
770
01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:18,575
Every day he made his band
try to complete this song.
771
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:24,289
He believed that
perfecting it would open an eternal portal
772
01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:30,044
and the spirit inside him
would become a demonic passage
773
01:09:30,128 --> 01:09:31,588
into our world.
774
01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:38,094
You guys were ghost fuckers?
775
01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:43,224
Somehow the good won out in Greg,
776
01:09:43,308 --> 01:09:44,517
and he stopped it,
777
01:09:45,393 --> 01:09:47,520
the only way he could.
778
01:09:50,190 --> 01:09:53,651
Greg killed himself
to stop the completion of the song.
779
01:09:55,028 --> 01:10:01,159
But now the spirit that possessed him
has found a new instrument.
780
01:10:06,289 --> 01:10:09,042
-Fuck. Go, go, go. Faster.
-You guys...
781
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:11,211
Shut up. Go. Hurry.
782
01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:14,547
Go, go. Shit, shit, shit.
783
01:10:14,631 --> 01:10:16,090
Oh, shit.
784
01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,510
-Fucker.
-Fucking dolls.
785
01:10:18,593 --> 01:10:20,678
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
786
01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:24,641
Goddamn it, I haven't spent the last
20 years teaching Pilates in Encino
787
01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:26,267
so that thing can have its way.
788
01:10:26,351 --> 01:10:27,852
You moved next door on purpose?
789
01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:29,312
Someone had to guard the portal.
790
01:10:29,395 --> 01:10:32,607
He's already been possessed.
What are we gonna do now?
791
01:10:34,442 --> 01:10:36,319
Okay, bring him down here.
792
01:10:36,402 --> 01:10:39,364
Maybe I can
just suck it out the old-fashioned way.
793
01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:40,698
Hell, no. Bad idea.
794
01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:42,283
Oh, sorry. Old habits.
795
01:10:42,367 --> 01:10:44,244
There's got to be a better way.
796
01:10:45,745 --> 01:10:46,830
Just call the cops.
797
01:10:46,913 --> 01:10:48,832
God, that's such a good idea.
798
01:10:48,915 --> 01:10:52,919
"Hi. Dave Grohl's been possessed
by the spirit of Greg Null.
799
01:10:53,461 --> 01:10:55,630
Now he's on a murderous rampage."
800
01:10:55,713 --> 01:10:58,967
Best idea I've heard since,
"Hey, let's move into this house."
801
01:10:59,050 --> 01:11:01,511
-Okay. What the fuck should we do?
-Come on.
802
01:11:03,471 --> 01:11:04,305
The book.
803
01:11:05,014 --> 01:11:06,766
It uses blood to stay alive.
804
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:09,269
He uses raccoons.
805
01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:10,812
The basement.
806
01:11:10,895 --> 01:11:13,690
He said something about raccoons
when he came up from the basement.
807
01:11:13,773 --> 01:11:14,566
Okay.
808
01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:16,067
Find the book.
809
01:11:16,651 --> 01:11:19,779
Turn to a passage called
"Van Houten's Protocol."
810
01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:23,825
That will close the portal
and send this fucking spirit back to hell.
811
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,451
What about you?
812
01:11:25,535 --> 01:11:28,496
You're gonna be in danger
now that you've told us all this.
813
01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:33,835
You wanna stay back
and make sure I'm safe?
814
01:11:34,836 --> 01:11:36,171
She's right.
815
01:11:36,254 --> 01:11:38,590
Nate, Pat, you guys go find the book.
816
01:11:38,715 --> 01:11:40,925
Taylor, go keep Dave occupied.
817
01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:42,302
Drum tracks.
818
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,304
You haven't done your drum track yet.
819
01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:47,015
I ain't going near that psycho. Fuck that.
820
01:11:47,098 --> 01:11:49,893
Go up there and fuck up the drums,
so he can't finish the song.
821
01:11:50,018 --> 01:11:51,561
Shouldn't be too hard for you.
822
01:11:52,770 --> 01:11:54,606
Eat a bag of dicks, Smear.
823
01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:55,565
Be careful.
824
01:11:56,065 --> 01:11:58,526
This is far from a simple possession.
825
01:11:59,110 --> 01:12:01,863
That caretaker
is more than just Greg Null.
826
01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:05,241
There is an evil spirit inside him.
827
01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:11,664
-Let's go.
-No, I said, I'm not doing it.
828
01:12:11,748 --> 01:12:14,584
-I'm not going near that motherfucker.
-Come on.
829
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,002
-Fuck you.
-Come on.
830
01:12:16,127 --> 01:12:18,087
Fuck you, motherfuckers.
831
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,441
Yes.
832
01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:42,862
-He took the fucking SIM card.
-Quick, Pat.
833
01:12:50,495 --> 01:12:53,289
-I'll keep you so fucking safe.
-I bet you will.
834
01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,460
Take this off. Take this off.
835
01:12:58,628 --> 01:12:59,629
Can't get it off.
836
01:13:04,551 --> 01:13:07,720
Wait, wait.
Put some music on so Dave doesn't hear us.
837
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:09,514
Good idea.
838
01:13:26,656 --> 01:13:27,949
Okay, let's go.
839
01:13:28,533 --> 01:13:31,369
Maybe I should wait up here, be a lookout?
840
01:13:31,452 --> 01:13:32,370
No fucking way, dude.
841
01:13:32,453 --> 01:13:33,288
Come on.
842
01:13:43,673 --> 01:13:45,508
I'm a lumberjack baby
843
01:13:47,135 --> 01:13:50,263
And I'm gonna cut you down to size
844
01:13:50,346 --> 01:13:52,515
My latest guilty pleasure.
845
01:13:54,476 --> 01:13:56,060
This is my shit.
846
01:14:06,070 --> 01:14:09,073
And when you hear my motor running
847
01:14:10,116 --> 01:14:14,120
You know I surely
I surely be coppin' a rise
848
01:14:15,330 --> 01:14:17,790
So I'm gonna crank it up
And cut it down
849
01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:22,795
This is my favorite part.
This is my favorite part.
850
01:14:23,379 --> 01:14:25,089
You're nasty. I like that.
851
01:14:44,275 --> 01:14:47,529
I ain't jacked my lumber baby
852
01:15:05,547 --> 01:15:06,422
Jesus.
853
01:15:06,923 --> 01:15:08,466
Somebody lived down here.
854
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,385
Greg Null.
855
01:15:11,135 --> 01:15:12,762
Or whatever he is now.
856
01:15:31,656 --> 01:15:33,366
Fuck, dude. Look.
857
01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:39,831
"The sacrifice feeds the book."
858
01:15:47,755 --> 01:15:49,007
Poor little guy.
859
01:16:11,988 --> 01:16:14,699
Pat, find me something
to pry this open with.
860
01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:30,817
Oh, fuck!
861
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:32,443
Come on. Go, go.
862
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:47,458
Come on.
863
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,642
Hey, buddy. How you doing, man?
864
01:18:07,103 --> 01:18:08,021
The ending.
865
01:18:10,106 --> 01:18:11,149
I can hear it.
866
01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:15,653
All we need to do is lay down the drums.
867
01:18:16,988 --> 01:18:20,325
The drums? Why don't you
and Shifty do some more guitars?
868
01:18:23,953 --> 01:18:25,788
Shifty's done.
869
01:18:43,431 --> 01:18:44,307
Warm up.
870
01:18:47,727 --> 01:18:48,728
You're next.
871
01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:58,154
-Fucking hell. Fuck, fuck.
-Were they fucking demons?
872
01:18:58,238 --> 01:19:00,448
Those were real fucking demons, Nate.
873
01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:02,784
Okay, man, look at this.
874
01:19:04,285 --> 01:19:05,453
Demonic incantations.
875
01:19:08,456 --> 01:19:09,958
Here we go, exorcisms.
876
01:19:24,514 --> 01:19:27,767
No, no, no. That's not it. That's not it.
877
01:19:27,851 --> 01:19:29,060
You're doing this on purpose.
878
01:19:29,185 --> 01:19:31,312
I'm trying to get this ending right.
879
01:19:31,396 --> 01:19:33,189
Okay, it's fucking simple.
880
01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:34,065
It just goes:
881
01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:38,903
I'm pretty sure that's what I was doing.
882
01:19:38,987 --> 01:19:40,738
Pretty sure it's not.
883
01:19:41,447 --> 01:19:43,449
Why don't we wait
for Nate and Pat to get here?
884
01:19:43,533 --> 01:19:44,742
Nate and Pat?
885
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:48,538
Fuck them.
What do they know about fucking drums?
886
01:19:48,663 --> 01:19:50,915
You and me, right? We're drummers.
887
01:19:50,999 --> 01:19:54,586
We speak the same language.
Let's finish the fucking track.
888
01:19:54,669 --> 01:19:56,045
Can't we just wait?
889
01:19:57,088 --> 01:19:59,924
Let's just finish the fucking track,
and get out of here.
890
01:20:00,508 --> 01:20:02,719
It's not Dave. You're not Dave.
891
01:20:02,802 --> 01:20:04,137
What did you just say?
892
01:20:05,513 --> 01:20:06,723
I didn't say anything.
893
01:20:08,224 --> 01:20:10,935
Just play the fucking drums.
894
01:20:37,086 --> 01:20:39,297
Yeah. That's it.
895
01:20:43,218 --> 01:20:44,052
Yeah.
896
01:20:47,263 --> 01:20:48,556
That's it.
897
01:21:20,129 --> 01:21:23,007
There you go, man.
I finished the fucking song.
898
01:21:24,551 --> 01:21:25,677
You did.
899
01:21:29,472 --> 01:21:30,723
Thank you.
900
01:21:44,779 --> 01:21:46,906
"The Van Houten Protocol
for Demonic Cleansing.
901
01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:50,160
It's imperative to confirm
the possessing entity is of demonic origin
902
01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:51,786
before employing these techniques.
903
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:55,206
Look for these signs.
One, digestive system shutdown."
904
01:22:00,128 --> 01:22:02,630
No more oatmeal beer bongs for Davey.
905
01:22:03,756 --> 01:22:05,842
"Ability to levitate objects,
or defy gravity."
906
01:22:05,925 --> 01:22:07,969
Just play nice with this L-sharp bullshit.
907
01:22:08,052 --> 01:22:09,888
Play E-flat and get through it.
908
01:22:09,971 --> 01:22:11,181
It's an L.
909
01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:13,183
L.
910
01:22:15,018 --> 01:22:16,728
"Incessant masturbation."
911
01:22:17,395 --> 01:22:19,731
Dave, what are you doing in there?
912
01:22:19,856 --> 01:22:23,151
Sounds like you're playing patty-cake
with a soft chicken dumpling.
913
01:22:23,234 --> 01:22:25,528
-Didn't he do that already?
-Does that disqualify him?
914
01:22:26,112 --> 01:22:28,031
This demonic shit is complicated.
915
01:22:28,656 --> 01:22:32,660
"Insatiable hunger for raw meat,
human flesh in particular."
916
01:22:32,744 --> 01:22:34,871
Fuck, I think he ate Chris.
917
01:22:34,954 --> 01:22:37,207
Fuck, he's definitely possessed.
918
01:22:37,332 --> 01:22:39,709
Okay. So, what do we do?
919
01:22:40,585 --> 01:22:42,212
We go save his ass.
920
01:22:48,218 --> 01:22:49,219
That's not good.
921
01:22:55,475 --> 01:22:56,476
What's he doing?
922
01:23:21,543 --> 01:23:23,336
-Oh, my God.
-Shit.
923
01:23:23,461 --> 01:23:24,963
I think we're too late.
924
01:23:25,046 --> 01:23:26,673
That's Taylor. Look.
925
01:23:32,053 --> 01:23:34,264
Read the book. We gotta stop this.
926
01:23:39,269 --> 01:23:40,228
Here we go.
927
01:23:40,311 --> 01:23:42,397
-"To begin the Van Houten Protocol--"
-Quiet.
928
01:24:32,447 --> 01:24:33,698
Shit. Fuck.
929
01:24:37,243 --> 01:24:39,412
What the fuck?
930
01:24:40,497 --> 01:24:42,499
Jesus. Jesus. Fuck.
931
01:24:52,550 --> 01:24:53,510
Close the door.
932
01:24:54,552 --> 01:24:56,888
Shit. Fuck. Okay.
933
01:24:56,971 --> 01:25:01,059
All right. "The vessel must be purified
to release the infecting spirit.
934
01:25:01,142 --> 01:25:03,061
Copious amounts of Holy Water--"
935
01:25:03,144 --> 01:25:04,020
The pool.
936
01:25:11,986 --> 01:25:14,405
"Under the designations
of these sacred passages,
937
01:25:14,489 --> 01:25:16,699
I anoint this body of water
as a conduit of purity."
938
01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:27,335
That won't work.
939
01:25:28,044 --> 01:25:30,046
You don't know what you're doing.
940
01:25:54,779 --> 01:25:55,864
Hurry up and read.
941
01:25:56,865 --> 01:25:58,825
"Heavenly Father, Holy Spirit,
942
01:25:58,908 --> 01:26:01,661
rebel son Jesus,
bestow your divine power into this water
943
01:26:01,744 --> 01:26:04,664
that we may wash Dave clean
from this foul demon."
944
01:26:11,129 --> 01:26:12,213
Something's happening.
945
01:26:14,257 --> 01:26:15,592
Yes.
946
01:26:16,092 --> 01:26:18,845
Your death is being delayed.
947
01:26:19,512 --> 01:26:21,264
The fucking demons.
948
01:26:21,347 --> 01:26:25,059
Give me that fucking book,
or I'll rip it out of your dead hands.
949
01:26:26,561 --> 01:26:28,855
"Hear us, Lord,
cleanse the soul of this infernal beast
950
01:26:28,938 --> 01:26:32,066
that hath taken Dave and turned him
into a satanic vessel from hell."
951
01:26:32,192 --> 01:26:34,903
Stop reading that fucking book.
952
01:26:34,986 --> 01:26:37,155
Fuck you. We want Dave back.
953
01:26:38,114 --> 01:26:39,115
Dave?
954
01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:42,243
Dave's been gone for decades.
955
01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:44,829
He's a slave to music.
956
01:26:45,413 --> 01:26:46,915
What about our band?
957
01:26:46,998 --> 01:26:47,999
The band?
958
01:26:49,709 --> 01:26:51,127
What about them?
959
01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:52,879
Rami got what he wanted.
960
01:26:53,004 --> 01:26:54,923
Taylor finished the song.
961
01:26:55,590 --> 01:26:56,633
And Chris...
962
01:26:57,258 --> 01:26:58,384
Chris was right.
963
01:26:59,052 --> 01:27:01,513
He does make a killer barbecue.
964
01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:05,892
"Demon of the 12th Realm,
defiler of souls,
965
01:27:05,975 --> 01:27:07,602
sitting at the left hand of Lucifer--"
966
01:27:07,685 --> 01:27:09,062
You're weak.
967
01:27:09,145 --> 01:27:10,480
You're nothing.
968
01:27:10,605 --> 01:27:13,107
I'll crush your pathetic souls.
969
01:27:13,191 --> 01:27:15,151
"I command you,
be gone from this human vessel.
970
01:27:15,235 --> 01:27:17,070
Take leave of this innocent body.
971
01:27:17,153 --> 01:27:19,697
Return to your kingdom
of blasphemy and filth."
972
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,078
Come on, demon.
973
01:27:25,829 --> 01:27:27,539
Let Dave fucking go.
974
01:27:38,716 --> 01:27:41,427
Do you see him? Where'd he go?
975
01:27:42,887 --> 01:27:44,097
Where is he?
976
01:27:44,180 --> 01:27:44,973
I don't know.
977
01:27:53,857 --> 01:27:55,191
Oh, my God.
978
01:27:57,652 --> 01:27:58,611
You guys.
979
01:28:10,290 --> 01:28:11,708
Oh, God.
980
01:28:13,459 --> 01:28:15,044
Last thing I remember is...
981
01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:17,380
that fucking raccoon, man,
982
01:28:17,505 --> 01:28:19,090
and then poof.
983
01:28:19,716 --> 01:28:22,552
Dude, we got some bad news.
984
01:28:22,719 --> 01:28:25,847
Oh, my God, the song.
We cannot finish the song, okay?
985
01:28:25,930 --> 01:28:27,974
Whatever's in that basement,
we can't let it out.
986
01:28:28,057 --> 01:28:29,726
No, it's about the guys.
987
01:28:29,809 --> 01:28:31,644
I think I swallowed some pool water.
988
01:28:34,772 --> 01:28:36,608
I fucking love you guys, man.
989
01:28:37,609 --> 01:28:38,943
I fucking love you.
990
01:28:41,362 --> 01:28:43,615
You totally saved my--
991
01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:02,550
Oh, gross.
992
01:29:03,092 --> 01:29:04,761
Is that Shifty?
993
01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:15,563
That tastes like shit.
994
01:29:16,689 --> 01:29:19,609
-It's all right, buddy. You're okay now.
-Oh, God.
995
01:29:42,131 --> 01:29:43,174
No.
996
01:29:45,301 --> 01:29:47,720
No, no.
997
01:30:00,108 --> 01:30:02,235
Now I'll kill you,
998
01:30:02,777 --> 01:30:06,239
like the rest
of your pathetic little band.
999
01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:35,351
Fuck you.
1000
01:30:35,435 --> 01:30:36,686
Fuck...
1001
01:30:36,811 --> 01:30:38,062
you.
1002
01:30:55,497 --> 01:30:56,706
Killed us.
1003
01:30:57,707 --> 01:31:00,376
Crushed our dreams.
1004
01:31:00,460 --> 01:31:02,921
You were weak.
1005
01:31:03,505 --> 01:31:06,466
Your curse is lifted.
1006
01:31:07,634 --> 01:31:09,260
Now you will suffer.
1007
01:31:09,344 --> 01:31:12,347
Suffer. Suffer. Suffer...
1008
01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:43,521
The sacrifice feeds the book.
1009
01:32:48,693 --> 01:32:49,652
Thank you.
1010
01:33:14,552 --> 01:33:16,554
Okay.
1011
01:33:19,098 --> 01:33:21,059
Get me the fuck out of here, man.
1012
01:33:53,591 --> 01:33:55,301
Get the fucking van.
1013
01:33:56,094 --> 01:33:58,513
-We'll go grab the van. Wait here.
-Okay.
1014
01:34:24,831 --> 01:34:25,790
Fuck.
1015
01:34:25,874 --> 01:34:27,709
We gave shitty Dave the keys.
1016
01:34:29,043 --> 01:34:30,044
Just get in.
1017
01:34:31,713 --> 01:34:32,672
What are you doing?
1018
01:34:32,755 --> 01:34:34,924
I'll do it the old-fashioned way.
1019
01:34:42,724 --> 01:34:44,767
Hit the gas when the wire makes contact.
1020
01:34:44,851 --> 01:34:45,852
What?
1021
01:34:45,935 --> 01:34:48,938
You need to hit the gas when I spark it.
1022
01:35:06,706 --> 01:35:08,124
What are you doing here?
1023
01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,877
See if there's any others left.
1024
01:35:16,216 --> 01:35:18,426
Oh, my God. Shill, thank God you're here.
1025
01:35:18,510 --> 01:35:22,013
This house is a fucking shit show, man.
1026
01:35:22,096 --> 01:35:24,015
You have no idea
what we just went through.
1027
01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:27,644
The devil rules all of rock 'n' roll.
1028
01:35:27,727 --> 01:35:29,896
What? No, no, no. Listen.
1029
01:35:29,979 --> 01:35:33,358
This place is a disaster, okay?
1030
01:35:33,441 --> 01:35:36,736
It's been a nightmare recording here.
Why did you send us to this house?
1031
01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:41,115
Don't give me your sob story, Dave.
I know exactly what's going on.
1032
01:35:41,199 --> 01:35:42,200
You do?
1033
01:35:42,283 --> 01:35:43,493
Oh, yeah.
1034
01:35:43,576 --> 01:35:45,286
You know, rock 'n' roll...
1035
01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:48,832
it hasn't been relevant for a long time.
1036
01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:51,543
It needs an infusion.
1037
01:35:52,168 --> 01:35:55,421
Okay, I don't know
what kind of weird shit you're into--
1038
01:35:55,505 --> 01:36:00,093
The devil will make
rock 'n' roll relevant again.
1039
01:36:00,844 --> 01:36:04,347
The devil will make it dangerous.
1040
01:36:06,516 --> 01:36:08,935
You finished the song, didn't you, Dave?
1041
01:36:11,062 --> 01:36:12,272
No, not yet.
1042
01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:13,898
It's complicated.
1043
01:36:14,023 --> 01:36:14,816
We're close.
1044
01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:17,944
It's just the arrangement
and the composition is--
1045
01:36:18,027 --> 01:36:22,615
I've been waiting 20 years
to finish that song.
1046
01:36:22,699 --> 01:36:24,284
I just needed the right vehicle.
1047
01:36:24,409 --> 01:36:27,287
Someone who could handle all that evil.
1048
01:36:27,370 --> 01:36:28,204
I needed you.
1049
01:36:30,665 --> 01:36:33,084
First of all, Obi-Wan Kenobi,
1050
01:36:33,168 --> 01:36:34,419
nice fucking cape.
1051
01:36:34,502 --> 01:36:38,381
Second of all, you're so fucking lame.
Who do you think you are?
1052
01:36:38,464 --> 01:36:40,550
Sending us
to this shithole to make a record?
1053
01:36:40,633 --> 01:36:41,759
You're just a manager.
1054
01:36:41,843 --> 01:36:44,512
You don't know
the first thing about music.
1055
01:36:44,596 --> 01:36:46,431
You just wanna make your money.
1056
01:36:50,602 --> 01:36:53,229
I made you.
1057
01:37:05,742 --> 01:37:08,077
Pat, there's something back there.
Come on.
1058
01:37:08,244 --> 01:37:09,537
Oh, shit.
1059
01:37:23,218 --> 01:37:24,969
Pat, move, move, move.
1060
01:37:25,053 --> 01:37:27,096
What do you think I'm doing?
Hold on a minute.
1061
01:37:28,264 --> 01:37:29,724
Oh, mother...
1062
01:37:37,607 --> 01:37:39,901
Dude, time is fucking nigh. Start the car.
1063
01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:42,111
Give me a minute. I almost got it.
1064
01:37:42,779 --> 01:37:44,864
Come on, move. It's getting closer.
1065
01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:47,826
It's almost here.
What are you doing down there?
1066
01:37:58,670 --> 01:38:00,672
Shit. Pat, now, now, now.
1067
01:38:00,755 --> 01:38:02,966
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Hold on.
1068
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,343
Hi, guys.
1069
01:38:06,386 --> 01:38:07,804
Stop fighting me, Dave.
1070
01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:09,639
Stop fighting me.
1071
01:38:09,764 --> 01:38:11,432
I'm trying to help you.
1072
01:38:12,559 --> 01:38:14,102
The real you.
1073
01:38:29,409 --> 01:38:30,994
Here it comes. Spark it.
1074
01:38:49,262 --> 01:38:50,305
Oh, fuck.
1075
01:38:50,889 --> 01:38:52,891
Pat. Fuck.
1076
01:38:52,974 --> 01:38:56,269
Pat. Sorry, Pat. I'm sorry.
1077
01:39:14,162 --> 01:39:14,996
Barb?
1078
01:39:46,694 --> 01:39:50,073
Help?
I killed my band because of your help.
1079
01:39:50,156 --> 01:39:51,324
Die, you cocksucker.
1080
01:39:51,407 --> 01:39:52,408
Die.
1081
01:39:55,787 --> 01:39:57,413
You finished it.
1082
01:39:57,497 --> 01:40:00,458
You finished the song, didn't you?
1083
01:40:01,417 --> 01:40:02,752
You finished it.
1084
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:19,394
You finished it.
1085
01:40:19,477 --> 01:40:20,728
You did.
1086
01:40:20,812 --> 01:40:21,938
Didn't you?
1087
01:40:25,692 --> 01:40:27,610
Look at the rage in your eyes.
1088
01:40:29,654 --> 01:40:31,531
You're not Dave Grohl.
1089
01:40:34,492 --> 01:40:37,704
It's time for your solo career.
1090
01:40:56,973 --> 01:41:00,310
We're ready for you, brother.
That is a full house out there.
1091
01:41:02,395 --> 01:41:03,563
You all good, Dave?
1092
01:41:05,023 --> 01:41:06,107
Never better.
1093
01:41:07,066 --> 01:41:08,067
Okay.
1094
01:42:19,013 --> 01:42:20,890
Love dies young
1095
01:42:21,975 --> 01:42:24,936
And there's no resuscitation
1096
01:42:25,895 --> 01:42:27,730
Once it's done
1097
01:42:29,399 --> 01:42:31,776
No regeneration
1098
01:42:33,027 --> 01:42:36,406
It's a losing game
That'll make you play
1099
01:42:36,489 --> 01:42:39,534
Your hand against your chest
1100
01:42:39,617 --> 01:42:41,286
Love dies young
1101
01:42:46,541 --> 01:42:48,459
Love dies young
1102
01:42:49,544 --> 01:42:52,422
And there's no reanimation
1103
01:42:53,423 --> 01:42:56,801
Once it's gone
1104
01:42:56,885 --> 01:42:59,179
No regeneration
1105
01:43:00,430 --> 01:43:03,933
It's a bitter kiss
That'll make you wish
1106
01:43:04,017 --> 01:43:07,145
You never had a taste
1107
01:43:07,228 --> 01:43:20,783
Love dies young, oh
1108
01:43:20,867 --> 01:43:24,204
Please don't take my breath
1109
01:43:24,287 --> 01:43:29,584
Don't take my breath away
1110
01:43:31,169 --> 01:43:33,129
Love dies young
1111
01:43:37,967 --> 01:43:39,928
Love's so dumb
1112
01:43:41,137 --> 01:43:44,057
So, what's the fascination?
1113
01:43:44,933 --> 01:43:47,852
Leaves you numb
1114
01:43:47,936 --> 01:43:50,730
With a nasty reputation
1115
01:43:51,981 --> 01:43:55,652
When you lose your head
And lights go out
1116
01:43:55,735 --> 01:43:58,488
You'll never be the same
1117
01:43:58,571 --> 01:44:12,210
Love dies young, oh
1118
01:44:12,293 --> 01:44:15,755
Please don't take my breath
1119
01:44:15,839 --> 01:44:21,010
Don't take my breath away
1120
01:44:22,595 --> 01:44:24,430
Love dies young
1121
01:44:30,145 --> 01:44:33,481
Never-ending cemeteries
1122
01:44:33,565 --> 01:44:36,359
Funeral parades
1123
01:44:37,110 --> 01:44:42,365
All your dreams
Are buried in their place
1124
01:44:43,283 --> 01:44:49,914
Love dies young, oh
1125
01:44:49,998 --> 01:44:53,459
Please don't take my breath
1126
01:44:53,543 --> 01:44:58,590
Don't take my breath away
1127
01:45:00,258 --> 01:45:02,218
Love dies young
1128
01:45:20,945 --> 01:45:34,584
Love dies young, oh
1129
01:45:34,709 --> 01:45:38,129
Please don't take my breath
1130
01:45:38,213 --> 01:45:43,468
Don't take my breath away
1131
01:45:46,721 --> 01:45:48,556
Love dies young
1132
01:45:53,561 --> 01:45:56,105
Love dies young
1133
01:46:00,443 --> 01:46:02,445
Love dies young
1134
01:46:07,283 --> 01:46:09,369
Love dies young
1135
01:46:14,082 --> 01:46:29,848
Love dies young
79861
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