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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,786 Why? 2 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,163 We did everything. 3 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,225 Okay, check it out. 4 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:31,521 Dune and Waterworld are, like, the best movies in the last 30 years. 5 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,523 Did you see Kevin Costner? 6 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,150 He's a fucking merman. 7 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,153 Did you see the things behind his ears? That's where the gills were. 8 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:41,030 -Right? He was like half fish. -What about Dune? 9 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,448 Dune is '80s. 10 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,742 Waterworld's all water, and no Dune. 11 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:49,581 And also no Sting in the thong. It was like a space thong. 12 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,000 Space thong? You talking about Sting? 13 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:55,003 You know what Sting does? Are you aware of this? 14 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,212 He delivers albums. 15 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:00,175 Where's my fucking record, Grohl? 16 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,718 It's all up here. 17 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,720 -Is it? -Yeah, it's all up here. 18 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:07,223 and in there, 19 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,808 and in there. 20 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:10,935 Not so much here. 21 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,604 But I got it, man. It's all in here. 22 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:17,400 I think, personally, that doesn't amount to a bucket of frozen shit. 23 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,986 -Okay. -I don't know where you'd get one. 24 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,696 But that's what it's about. 25 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:26,159 When you tell me you've got a record, all I got is a bucket of frozen shit. 26 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,328 I'm up to my eyeballs in debt. 27 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,788 And I gotta pay some crazy, 28 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,874 piece-of-shit motherfuckers, 29 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,709 who I owe so much money to. 30 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,295 And I just found out they may be the ones 31 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:41,216 who fucking sliced up that journalist in Turkey. 32 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,968 I just wanna give you the album that you want, 33 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:48,389 so you can pay off those people before they turn your nutsack into a coin purse. 34 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,309 -Relax. -Did you just say relax? 35 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,437 Yeah, so here's the thing. 36 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,231 We were thinking... 37 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:00,735 It's our tenth album, okay? We can't do the same old shit. 38 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,779 We gotta break the mold on this one. 39 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,489 Yeah, Shill, this record, 40 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:08,576 it's gotta blow your fucking dick right into your fucking mouth. 41 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,787 Blow your own dick into your mouth? 42 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,248 Yeah, right back up into your mouth, man. 43 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,291 Right back up into your mouth? 44 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,627 -Yeah. -Like it's been there before? 45 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,754 What kind of goal is that? 46 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:23,299 I don't want that album unless it makes me a lot of money. 47 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,844 Lot of money? Blow all the dicks you want. 48 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:30,223 Look, I can get you a studio anywhere you want in town tomorrow. 49 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:33,935 We've used all those studios. They all sound exactly the same. 50 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:37,438 Let's think outside the box, go somewhere we've never been. 51 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:41,192 Let's go to a cool-- Like Zeppelin. When Zeppelin went to the castle. 52 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,362 And there was the devil, and wizards, and dragons, and shit. 53 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,282 You want me to find you some wizards and dragons? 54 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,826 Yes, that's what we should be doing. 55 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,710 You want that? You want that? 56 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,297 Watch as I make this happen. 57 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,383 Holy shit. You fuckers are not gonna believe it. 58 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,511 I got it. You gotta trust me, let me do this. 59 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,143 Chilly Shills. What can I do for you, sunshine? 60 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:19,564 Hey, Barb, I'm here in my office with the Foo Fighters. 61 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:23,651 And they're looking for a place to record a new album. 62 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,528 You thinking what I'm thinking? 63 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,281 Oh, I do know what you're thinking, 64 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:31,117 and I have the perfect place. 65 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:35,830 Foo Fighters, oh, I thought this time would never come. 66 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,625 I gotta jump. I'll shoot you the address in the a.m. 67 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,127 This place is to die for. 68 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,505 Pearl Jam high five. Up top. 69 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,342 Jeremy has fucking spoken. 70 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,869 Hi, Dave Grohl. I'm Barb Weems. 71 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,247 -I'm such a fan. -Hi, Barb. How are you? 72 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,749 -Thank you. -I'd love a selfie later, if that's okay. 73 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,251 -Okay. -Hello, Foos. 74 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,920 How are you? So nice to meet you. Barb Weems. 75 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:27,674 This is the house. It is incredible. I can't wait to show you. 76 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:32,345 This place-- I know what you're thinking. It needs a little sprucey goosey. 77 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,681 And I agree. But here's the thing. 78 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,517 This place has serious rock 'n' roll pedigree. 79 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,686 I mean, it rolls deep. 80 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,695 A huge music manager owned this place in the '70s and '80s 81 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,989 and threw some wild parties. 82 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,949 Come, come. 83 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,828 How sexy is this stone-finish pool? 84 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,497 I can already see the girls in their bikinis. 85 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,542 It'll be fun. You can invite me to your parties. 86 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,837 Look at this state-of-the-art kitchen. 87 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,173 Do we have any chefs in the group? 88 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,967 I'm pretty handy on the grill. 89 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,302 Yeah. Right, guys? 90 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,263 Yeah, if you like your meat charred and dry. 91 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:16,931 Am I right? 92 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,601 Take a look at the other room. 93 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,352 Fuck you. 94 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:25,773 This is my favorite room in the house. These are original Babette Fosters. 95 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,775 They stopped production on those in the '80s. 96 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,861 I do love a good sconce. 97 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,823 But I don't know. It definitely has a weird energy. 98 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,408 Do you guys feel that? 99 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:41,456 Do you guys get this overwhelming sense of death and doom, or is that just me? 100 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,750 Yeah, like someone's gonna jump through the window 101 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,085 and start stabbing us in the eyes. 102 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,214 I'm gonna be straight with you guys. 103 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,759 There was another band, and they lived here in the '90s. 104 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,970 They thought the sound was incredible. 105 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,348 But they never finished their album. 106 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,393 Creative differences. 107 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:03,645 I don't know. 108 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,398 Doesn't really seem like the right fit. 109 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,320 Whoa, do you hear that? 110 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,118 That's fucking rad. 111 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:30,797 You hear that? 112 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:43,017 Okay, so if we put the drums right here, 113 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,435 facing this way... 114 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,355 We could put the guitar stuff here. 115 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,400 And we can do keyboards, like, over there. 116 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,153 We put the mixing desk in the bedroom up there. 117 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:55,822 You know. 118 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:58,992 We'll take it. 119 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:03,663 Well, that is music to my ears, baby. I'll go draw up the paperwork right now. 120 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,623 Yay, I knew you would love it. 121 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,043 Okay, guys, check it out. 122 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:13,715 The sound of this house is the sound of album 10. 123 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,633 No songs yet. 124 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,511 But we've got the sound. 125 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:29,230 All right, you know the drill. All gear in the house. 126 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,191 Amps, living room. 127 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,152 Snare drum-- Shitty job. --living room. 128 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,069 Expensive shit. 129 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,780 Guitars by the amp line in the living room. 130 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,657 Just fucking hate this shit. 131 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,878 Just like a quarter of an inch that way. 132 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:52,921 Just a little... 133 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,678 Like a hair more. Just like a tiny... 134 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,645 No, it's too far. Gotta bring it back. 135 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,360 Did you hear that? 136 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,778 -I did. -Sweet, huh? 137 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,905 Whatever, Dave. 138 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:27,789 Who cares about a creepy death vibe, drum sounds this good? 139 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,561 All right, here's the deal. 140 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,147 Shill's a dick. 141 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,482 We know this, right? 142 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:57,360 But this is our tenth record. It's gotta be good. 143 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,237 But we gotta make it fast. 144 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,532 We gotta eat, sleep, and drink this motherfucker. 145 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,243 So I'm thinking... 146 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,621 we move in to record. 147 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,874 -What? -No, no, no. Hear me out. 148 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,417 Hear me out. Hear me out. 149 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,460 Two weeks, tops. 150 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,004 Maybe a month. 151 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,589 A month in this shithole? 152 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,716 Then we go on with our normal lives. 153 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,718 Tell my wife. I'm not telling her. 154 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,179 I'll tell your wife if you tell my wife. 155 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,639 I'll tell my wife, but someone's gotta talk to my kids. 156 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,766 What am I gonna tell my grandma? 157 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,685 Oh, I can call your grandma. 158 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:35,315 She loves me. You remember the Hanukkah party. 159 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,568 Oh, yeah. Come here, Grandma. 160 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,653 Sit down. 161 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:47,035 Come on, Bubbe, just touch it. Touch it. Yeah, Rami's not gonna know. 162 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,247 Stay away from my bubbe. 163 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,919 Well, I guess that's settled. 164 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,047 I got master bedroom. 165 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,924 -I get the guest house. -Upstairs bedroom. 166 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:42,674 No. 167 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,717 No, no, no. 168 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,052 Excuse me. 169 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,513 Excuse me. 170 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,473 Hello. 171 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,560 Hi. Excuse me. 172 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,687 Hey, hey, hey. 173 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,730 Yo, excuse me. 174 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,406 That's weird. 175 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,546 How we looking, man? We all good? 176 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,964 Yeah, we're all good on our end. 177 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,175 Just need some juice. Then we can mic up the room. 178 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,178 Goddamn it. 179 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,724 Dude, who wired this house, a bunch of fucking mental patients? 180 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,517 Fuck. Jesus Christ. 181 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,072 No, no. Don't touch him. He's still hot. 182 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,790 -Oh, what the fuck? -Holy shit. 183 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,377 He's totally fried. 184 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,551 He's fucking dead. 185 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,055 Oh, man. 186 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:16,851 Krug. 187 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,229 Krug, Jägermeister. Krug. 188 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,438 Krug. 189 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,988 Guess we should pack up. 190 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,866 That was a short-lived experiment. 191 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,286 -Get out of here. -All right, Rami... 192 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,000 You know, it's funny. Hold up, guys. One second. Check it out. 193 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,921 Krug was really into this place, the way the drums sounded. 194 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,008 Dave, seriously, the guy just got turned into a fucking bratwurst. 195 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:53,763 Exactly why we should stay here and make the record, okay? 196 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,224 It'll give his life meaning. 197 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,894 You know? We could dedicate it to Krug. 198 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,730 I don't know. 199 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,651 Guess we can do a couple drum tracks here in his honor. 200 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,404 Exactly. That's what I'm talking about right there. 201 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,365 We'll have some fun with it. 202 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,409 You know? For Krug. 203 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,333 People think I look a lot like Willie Nelson. 204 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,462 I forgot to tell you. 205 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,923 Earlier today, before Krug got zapped, 206 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,968 there was this weird dude in the yard creeping around. 207 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,469 What kind of dude? 208 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,682 Some weird guy. He was trimming the hedges and stuff. 209 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:42,896 -The killer gardener of Encino. -Wouldn't be surprised in this house. 210 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,482 -Dave. -Oh, my God. 211 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,900 -What the...? -Shit. 212 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,651 -Dude. -You all right, Dave? 213 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,155 The meat. 214 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,450 It's Krug. 215 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,835 Usually I have a clear idea of what we're gonna do, 216 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,923 but ever since we moved into this house, my mind is flooded. 217 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:14,219 It's like sometimes it's like Prince, and then it's like Slayer. 218 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,763 And then it's like fucking Lawrence Welk. 219 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,809 What is it? 220 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,895 You guys hear that? 221 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,649 Probably raccoons. I heard them eating the trash last night. 222 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,942 Probably that creeper dude. 223 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,694 He better not be filming this. 224 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:16,781 Hey, neighbor. 225 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,911 -God. -You should've seen your face. 226 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,621 Or should I say, "feces"? 227 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,624 -It looked like you crapped your pants. -Yeah. 228 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,376 I'm Samantha. I live right next door. 229 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:32,422 I just wanted to introduce myself, in case you boys needed anything. 230 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:35,175 A cup of sugar, back-up singer. 231 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:41,514 I got another confession to make 232 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,559 I'm your fool 233 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:48,396 Were you born to resist 234 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,106 Or be abused 235 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,483 Help me. 236 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,569 Is someone getting the best 237 00:19:54,652 --> 00:20:00,783 The best, the best, the best of you? 238 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,789 Oh, thank you. 239 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,793 -We'll let you know about that one. -Okay. I'm around. 240 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:15,381 Let me apologize in advance for all the rock we're about to make. 241 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,968 Oh, I can't hear anything over my Portuguese singing bowls. 242 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,389 Oh, those vibrations elevate the frequency of the psyche. 243 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,018 Play your cards right, maybe you will get a sound bath later. 244 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:31,189 Okay, Rami-o. Let's keep it moving. 245 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,566 Bye. 246 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,151 Namaste. 247 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,738 Hey, is there some sort of gardener dude that takes care of the property, 248 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,532 trimming hedges and stuff? 249 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,951 No, Dave. Nobody lives here. 250 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,246 This house has been empty for years. 251 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,423 Got a couple new riff ideas I've been working on. 252 00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:01,469 I'm gonna lay them on you. Riff number one. Sounds like this. 253 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,063 So "All My Life"? 254 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,150 Shit. 255 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,611 Okay, hold on. I got one more. 256 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,704 Dude, wait, wait, wait. That's a great fucking song. 257 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,415 It's called "Everlong." You wrote it 20 years ago. 258 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,044 Fuck, the well's run dry. 259 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,257 I've written all my songs already. 260 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,427 All I have are these random snippets 261 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:46,181 of fossilized MTV bullshit in my head. 262 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,849 Dude, dude. 263 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,309 Look here. 264 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,729 Have you ever tried meditating? 265 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,488 Fuck meditating in the ass, Rami. 266 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,115 I'm gonna step out for a minute, guys. 267 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,743 Why don't we give Dave a little space here? 268 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,716 Something will come. 269 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,491 Son of a fucking bitch. 270 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:08,847 Been alone with you inside my mind 271 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:17,063 In my dreams I've kissed your lips A thousand times 272 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:23,403 I sometimes see you Pass outside my door 273 00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:25,864 Hello-- 274 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,782 Hello, Dave. 275 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,033 Lionel. 276 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,411 We all have writer's block, you know? 277 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,207 But that's my fucking song. 278 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:39,252 That's my fucking song. You understand what I'm saying? 279 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,673 I like that song. No, no, no. I love that song. 280 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,551 That's one of my favorite songs. I love singing that song. 281 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,553 Love that song. 282 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:53,433 Get your own song, nerd. 283 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,707 Taylor, sleep in your own bed. 284 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:20,960 Taylor? 285 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,717 You... 286 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,886 are not... 287 00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:32,388 the first. 288 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,557 Krug. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 289 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,311 They are watching. 290 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,523 No, Krug. 291 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:06,422 What the fuck? 292 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,721 What the fuck? 293 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,807 Oh, my God. 294 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,552 Fuck this. I'm starving. 295 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,311 I got, like, three or four chicken parms here. 296 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,265 You're Dave Grohl. What? 297 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,270 Yeah, I get that all the time. 298 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:48,983 Right. Yeah. I heard about this. You're, like, incognito, right? 299 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,611 No, see, I'm not Dave Grohl. 300 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,322 Dave Grohl can actually write music. 301 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,200 I'm seriously a huge fan. 302 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:00,078 You're my second-favorite band, after Coldplay. 303 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,669 You know, I asked for extra ranch. 304 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,506 Oh, yeah, and I'll go run back, get some for you. 305 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,883 Yeah, it'll only take a few minutes. 306 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,844 You know, I'm in a band. Yeah. 307 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,971 I'll run back and get some ranch, 308 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:21,307 and drop it off with my demo, if that's cool. 309 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,434 I'll just use the marinara. 310 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:29,107 Hey, what's up? This is Bob from PlayThisRiff.com. 311 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:33,611 And you've come here today because you have songwriting constipation. 312 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:36,531 So when I have songwriting constipation, 313 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:39,450 and I want a violent, greasy dose of the hits, 314 00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:42,662 I turn to classic riff structure. Like this. Check it out. 315 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,538 Part A. 316 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:45,957 Part B. 317 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:48,960 Part A again. 318 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,212 Part C. 319 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,388 Am I the only one who cares about the drought around here? 320 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,325 What the fuck? 321 00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,791 Who kills a fucking raccoon? 322 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,513 Oh, my God. 323 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,891 He's real. 324 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,525 Dave. 325 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,636 "Dream Widow." No way. 326 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:33,012 This is fucking incredible. 327 00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:39,727 Fuck, yeah. 328 00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:12,302 This is the sound, man. This is the fucking sound. 329 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,179 Yes. 330 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:15,597 Fuck, yes. 331 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:17,932 Fuck. 332 00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,434 It's fucking incredible. 333 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:29,569 No, no, no. Don't stop. 334 00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:30,945 There's gotta be more. 335 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:35,575 Fuck, there's gotta be more. Please, God. 336 00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,829 Please, please, please. No. 337 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:41,873 No. 338 00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:43,625 Fuck. 339 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:45,502 No. 340 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,379 Shit. Goddamn it. 341 00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:51,716 God, it was perfect. 342 00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:18,326 You pitiful, miserable, disposable... 343 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:38,513 Finish it, and it begins. 344 00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:43,643 Finish it, and it begins. 345 00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,193 Fuck. 346 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,280 Finish it. 347 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:29,230 What are you doing? 348 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,816 There's a dead raccoon in there. 349 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,201 Dick. 350 00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,307 Wow, fuck. 351 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,101 -Awesome, man. -Yeah, man. 352 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:52,647 Fuck, it's like you were musically constipated 353 00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,525 and you just took the biggest musical shit on us. 354 00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:58,528 -Fucking awesome. -Right? I'm still working on it. 355 00:37:58,653 --> 00:38:01,865 There's like a hundred ideas in my head, just fighting to get out. 356 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,158 Could be a double, 357 00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:04,993 maybe a triple album. 358 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:06,911 -I don't know. -Let's get to work. 359 00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:09,247 Fuck you, Nate. Don't tell me what to do. 360 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:11,541 Told you it'd come, man. 361 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:17,088 Yeah, you did, didn't you? 362 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,347 What key is this in? 363 00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:32,437 L-sharp. 364 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,522 You found a new musical note? 365 00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:36,441 Hell motherfucking yes, I did. 366 00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:40,987 Came to me last night. Just dropped in my head, like boom. 367 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,281 You're welcome, music. 368 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:44,741 So the L-sharp, 369 00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:47,702 that's basically an E-flat, but like an octave up? 370 00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:49,829 It's not an E. 371 00:38:49,954 --> 00:38:51,456 It's an L. 372 00:38:56,794 --> 00:39:00,006 If you guys could just open up your hearts and minds, 373 00:39:00,089 --> 00:39:01,925 maybe you'd be able to hear it. 374 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:06,846 So, what happened to H, I, J, K? 375 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:12,143 G, H, I don't give a fuck 376 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:16,606 It's L-sharp, okay, you guys? That's the root note of the song. 377 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:22,111 Yes, yes. You're getting warmer. Yes. 378 00:39:22,779 --> 00:39:23,696 Pat, you're cold. 379 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,490 Like North Pole, Antarctica. 380 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:26,866 Not even close. 381 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:29,619 I think I'm feeling something. 382 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,458 Oh, God, who the fuck? 383 00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:39,629 Hello? 384 00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:45,093 Any hungry rock stars in there want some num-nummy treats? 385 00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:47,387 Oh, God, I detest that woman. 386 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:52,976 Lemon bar? 387 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,394 Go away. 388 00:39:54,477 --> 00:39:56,688 Dude, lighten up. She's hot. 389 00:39:57,355 --> 00:40:00,066 -Hello, beautiful. What's up? -Hey. 390 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:04,028 Some fresh-baked lemon bars for my favorite band. 391 00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:07,323 It's my grandma's recipe, but I added my own little twist to it. 392 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:09,409 Is that cocaine? 393 00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:13,121 Not a good time right now, because we're working on music. 394 00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:15,915 How you feeling? 395 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,709 Everything okay? 396 00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:19,669 Never better. 397 00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:24,841 I'll get rid of her. 398 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,551 Get her the fuck out of here. 399 00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:31,139 Hey, sorry, he gets really intense when we're recording. 400 00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:32,891 I need to talk to you, alone. 401 00:40:32,974 --> 00:40:34,851 I'd like to get you alone too-- 402 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:38,605 No, it's about this house. There's something evil... 403 00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:42,150 I should go. 404 00:40:42,859 --> 00:40:44,235 Dave seems stressed. 405 00:40:45,361 --> 00:40:47,614 Hey, how about that sound bath later? 406 00:40:50,366 --> 00:40:53,703 -What the fuck, cock-blocker? -Fuck you, Rami. 407 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:18,478 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 408 00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:24,651 Taylor, take it from the... part. 409 00:41:24,734 --> 00:41:26,444 There's 8000 "boom-paps." 410 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,946 -Which one? -You know which one. 411 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:30,865 -We're at 23 minutes and counting. -So what? 412 00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:34,452 So maybe we have a song that has no end. 413 00:41:34,536 --> 00:41:37,080 So we're not close. 414 00:41:37,163 --> 00:41:40,250 To me it just feels like there's something missing. 415 00:41:41,709 --> 00:41:45,463 Let's just run through what we've got. I'm sure you'll get it. 416 00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:48,716 Thanks, Chris, you fucking asshole. 417 00:41:50,051 --> 00:41:51,052 Go. 418 00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,722 One, two, three, four. 419 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,345 -Nate. -What? 420 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,140 I got an idea, okay? Downstairs. Now. Let's go. 421 00:42:37,265 --> 00:42:38,641 -Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. -Fuck, yeah. 422 00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:39,559 Taylor. 423 00:42:39,642 --> 00:42:40,602 Yo, what up, D? 424 00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,520 I got an idea. Come downstairs. 425 00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:45,648 Oh, fuck. 426 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:56,659 -Are those mine? -Oh, yeah. I borrowed them. 427 00:42:58,703 --> 00:43:00,079 Have you seen Pat? 428 00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:00,997 No idea. 429 00:43:02,832 --> 00:43:03,917 Hey, Pat. 430 00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,961 In here. 431 00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:15,178 What are you doing in here? 432 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:21,059 This is the most comfortable place I could find. 433 00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:22,769 And there's snacks. 434 00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:31,486 Voilà. 435 00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:33,446 You made this? 436 00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:36,908 Yeah. It's the only thing that'll get this song out of my head. 437 00:43:36,991 --> 00:43:39,160 And that's the song? 438 00:43:39,244 --> 00:43:40,286 Exactly. 439 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:44,415 So each one of these little nails is one of us. 440 00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:48,586 The yarn represents the vibrations of sound 441 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:50,713 that our music makes, 442 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:53,633 connecting all of us in an unending form. 443 00:43:53,716 --> 00:43:57,262 It's like the universe. There's no beginning, there's no end. 444 00:43:58,847 --> 00:44:01,057 Great, Dave. Can we pick this up in the morning? 445 00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:02,433 I had these new ideas. 446 00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:05,228 I was hoping we'd put them down tonight, so I don't forget them. 447 00:44:05,895 --> 00:44:08,273 No, man, I gotta go to sleep. 448 00:44:08,356 --> 00:44:09,357 I'm tired. 449 00:44:12,193 --> 00:44:13,153 What did you just say? 450 00:44:13,695 --> 00:44:16,781 Come on, I don't even have a bedroom. 451 00:44:17,699 --> 00:44:19,284 I never get any sleep. 452 00:44:20,118 --> 00:44:21,578 Let's do this tomorrow. 453 00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:22,954 Before that. 454 00:44:23,037 --> 00:44:23,872 Small word. 455 00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:26,958 Begins with an N, ends with an O. 456 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:28,418 Nothing in between. 457 00:44:33,256 --> 00:44:34,424 "No." 458 00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:36,593 I said, no. 459 00:44:39,929 --> 00:44:40,763 No? 460 00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:47,729 Did you just say no to Dave Grohl? 461 00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:58,323 I'm a fucking rock star. 462 00:44:58,406 --> 00:45:01,242 Okay? I get whatever I want, whenever I want. 463 00:45:01,326 --> 00:45:04,412 The best parking wherever I go for eternity. 464 00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:06,039 Them's the rules. 465 00:45:09,501 --> 00:45:10,418 Come on, come on. 466 00:45:11,377 --> 00:45:13,796 Talk to Jimmy Page if you don't like it. 467 00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:16,549 Dude, what the fuck? 468 00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:20,762 I'll do it if you stop being such a fucking dick. 469 00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:23,223 Thank you. Can we just do this, please? 470 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,310 One, two, three-- 471 00:45:27,393 --> 00:45:28,728 No, no. Hey, hey, hey. 472 00:45:29,604 --> 00:45:33,191 Is there any way you could count it like, "Five, six, seven, eight"? 473 00:45:33,274 --> 00:45:37,695 Like a fucking dancer counting in a dance? 474 00:45:40,615 --> 00:45:41,908 That's fine. Cool. 475 00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:44,369 Five, six, seven, eight. 476 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,413 Dude has gone fucking crazy. 477 00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:52,627 Like, ass-flapping, dick-slapping, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest crazy. 478 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:55,588 Listen, come on, guys, let's just buckle down, 479 00:45:56,130 --> 00:45:59,342 give him what he wants, and we can get the fuck out of here. 480 00:45:59,425 --> 00:46:00,426 What does he want? 481 00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:01,344 Hey, guys. 482 00:46:01,427 --> 00:46:03,096 -Ix-nay on the Ave-day. -Shit. 483 00:46:03,179 --> 00:46:04,514 -Hey. -What's up, bro? 484 00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:06,182 -Hey. -What's happening? 485 00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:07,725 -What's up? -Hey. 486 00:46:08,351 --> 00:46:10,019 I just wanted to say... 487 00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:11,938 I'm sorry. 488 00:46:13,064 --> 00:46:15,441 I'm sorry for being such a giant, red, 489 00:46:15,525 --> 00:46:17,944 puckered orangutan's asshole last night. 490 00:46:19,028 --> 00:46:21,573 This album means the world to me, okay? 491 00:46:21,656 --> 00:46:23,992 And I think I just let it take over. 492 00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:26,327 And I treated you like shit, 493 00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:28,163 and I'm really sorry. 494 00:46:30,248 --> 00:46:32,667 Which one of you gave Dave a hummer? 495 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,002 Rami. 496 00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:35,795 Rami. 497 00:46:37,172 --> 00:46:39,215 Listen, we're so close, okay? 498 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:43,553 If we could just finish this song tonight, we'll be out by Sunday. 499 00:46:43,636 --> 00:46:44,470 Promise. 500 00:46:45,555 --> 00:46:47,640 Stick with me. We can do this. 501 00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:51,352 -Song is pretty epic. -Right? 502 00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:53,188 I do think it should have an ending. 503 00:46:53,271 --> 00:46:54,147 Thank God. 504 00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:55,273 Okay. 505 00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:58,276 So I have this idea, right? 506 00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:00,236 Starts with Nate. 507 00:47:00,778 --> 00:47:01,863 The root, 508 00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:03,114 the foundation, 509 00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:03,990 the bass. 510 00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:05,617 Nate goes: 511 00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:14,792 Chris, Rami, you come in like warships, banging off each other. 512 00:47:19,255 --> 00:47:20,423 Then, Rami, you're all: 513 00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:29,057 Pat, Taylor, you come in like riders of the Apocalypse: 514 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:48,660 Like that. 515 00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:50,912 -Know what I'm saying? -Okay. 516 00:47:50,995 --> 00:47:52,163 We got this. 517 00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:53,039 -Right? -Cool. 518 00:47:53,164 --> 00:47:54,040 -Yeah. -We can do that. 519 00:47:54,123 --> 00:47:55,416 Pearl Jam high five. 520 00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:59,003 Pearl Jam high five. 521 00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:00,296 Break. We're still alive. 522 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:01,840 -Let's go. -Come on, let's go. 523 00:50:27,402 --> 00:50:29,195 You sure you want us to leave? 524 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:30,864 I think we're all good. 525 00:50:30,947 --> 00:50:33,283 Well, if you track anything this weekend, 526 00:50:33,408 --> 00:50:36,619 just pop it onto a drive and we'll mix it on Monday. 527 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,122 Let's get out of here. 528 00:51:15,992 --> 00:51:18,077 How's it going, bro? How's it sounding? 529 00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:22,040 It's good. I'm just cleaning up some tracks. 530 00:51:22,123 --> 00:51:24,042 Cool. I haven't seen you eat anything all day. 531 00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,711 You hungry? How about some grill action, dude? 532 00:51:28,546 --> 00:51:29,380 No. 533 00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:33,009 I ordered a shit-ton of steaks earlier. Guy should be here any minute. 534 00:51:33,092 --> 00:51:35,678 Cool, man. I'll let you know when he's here. 535 00:51:56,241 --> 00:51:57,367 All right. 536 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:06,376 Oh, Dave, I forgot you were staying here. 537 00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:08,878 Well, here's your food. 538 00:52:08,962 --> 00:52:12,507 And, yeah, I brought you that CD I was talking about. 539 00:52:13,758 --> 00:52:15,218 He's not gonna buy that. 540 00:52:16,052 --> 00:52:16,845 Come on. 541 00:52:18,763 --> 00:52:23,685 You are a worthy and talented musician. 542 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,670 Hey, Dave. Brought you a bunch of extra ranch this time, yeah. 543 00:52:50,753 --> 00:52:54,257 Oh, this? It's my demo that I told you about. Yeah. 544 00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:02,223 Dave? 545 00:53:08,771 --> 00:53:09,606 Hello? 546 00:53:10,231 --> 00:53:11,024 Dave? 547 00:53:14,235 --> 00:53:15,862 Hey, sorry it took so long. 548 00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:18,323 I wanted to make sure they got your order right. 549 00:53:19,991 --> 00:53:21,659 It's all back here. I got... 550 00:53:24,162 --> 00:53:24,996 Dave. 551 00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:30,460 What the hell? 552 00:54:16,422 --> 00:54:18,800 Hey, did that delivery guy ever show up? 553 00:54:20,218 --> 00:54:22,428 Yeah, I don't know. I'll take a look. 554 00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:29,936 Looks like he just dropped the bags and left. 555 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,564 I think I kind of freaked him out. 556 00:54:32,647 --> 00:54:34,732 He wanted to drop a demo on me. 557 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,110 I wasn't really in the mood. 558 00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:45,535 What is it? Think he's still out there? 559 00:54:59,841 --> 00:55:02,051 You can never have enough ranch. 560 00:55:08,683 --> 00:55:10,059 Okay, so, what's left? 561 00:55:11,853 --> 00:55:12,687 So... 562 00:55:15,023 --> 00:55:16,566 drum tracks tomorrow. 563 00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:21,529 Then we just gotta figure out how to end this thing. 564 00:55:21,613 --> 00:55:24,741 We're not actually making a 38-minute-long song, right? 565 00:55:25,241 --> 00:55:26,117 No. 566 00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:27,327 -Okay, cool. -Of course not. 567 00:55:27,410 --> 00:55:29,579 -Thank God. -It's gonna be fucking longer than that. 568 00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:31,289 -What? -What? 569 00:55:31,372 --> 00:55:32,749 Gonna be epic, man. 570 00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:37,462 It's gonna be like 2112 times 2112. 571 00:55:48,431 --> 00:55:49,265 What? 572 00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:52,519 Why don't you let me take the grill tomorrow night? 573 00:55:53,269 --> 00:55:55,480 Seems like you got a lot on your mind. 574 00:55:57,148 --> 00:55:57,941 Okay. 575 00:55:59,234 --> 00:56:00,860 Should leave mine raw, dude. 576 00:56:03,321 --> 00:56:05,031 It's so fucking juicy. 577 00:56:10,537 --> 00:56:12,664 Hey, guys, it's Barb. 578 00:56:12,747 --> 00:56:17,001 I'm just checking in to see how everything is going. 579 00:56:17,877 --> 00:56:20,463 Oh, my God. They are barbarians. 580 00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:31,808 Oh, my goodness, it's on the ceiling. 581 00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:33,768 Okay, how do they even do that? 582 00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:47,532 Oh, my God. 583 00:56:48,992 --> 00:56:51,244 What did you do? 584 00:56:55,081 --> 00:56:56,082 Hey, Barb. 585 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:57,709 Pat. 586 00:56:57,792 --> 00:56:59,460 I thought you were dead. 587 00:57:03,464 --> 00:57:04,924 How is everything going? 588 00:57:05,008 --> 00:57:08,344 Is Dave done with his big concept album? 589 00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:10,930 -He told you about that? -Oh, yeah. 590 00:57:11,055 --> 00:57:13,766 I guess he's been talking to Shill. They seem pretty excited. 591 00:57:13,850 --> 00:57:15,602 Where is everyone? 592 00:57:15,685 --> 00:57:17,770 Upstairs, sleeping. 593 00:57:18,897 --> 00:57:22,108 I usually sleep here, but not with all this crap on it. 594 00:57:23,318 --> 00:57:24,652 Lemon bar? 595 00:57:24,736 --> 00:57:27,071 No, thank you. I don't eat sugar or gluten. 596 00:57:27,155 --> 00:57:29,616 Or any citrus fruits, or dairy, or corn. 597 00:57:29,699 --> 00:57:31,367 It's terrible for your gut. 598 00:57:33,328 --> 00:57:36,206 They look homemade. Is there a baker in the band? 599 00:57:37,582 --> 00:57:39,000 Lady next door. 600 00:57:39,959 --> 00:57:41,252 Samantha? 601 00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:43,838 That woman is a train wreck. I've known her for years. 602 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:49,427 "Sacrifice"? 603 00:57:50,678 --> 00:57:51,679 What did you say? 604 00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:54,641 I did-- Me-- 605 00:57:56,017 --> 00:57:57,477 I don't know. Nothing. 606 00:58:01,523 --> 00:58:02,649 Hey, Barb. 607 00:58:02,732 --> 00:58:04,359 What's up? You made it. 608 00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:06,736 David, how goes it? Is the album almost done? 609 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,696 Yeah, it's so good. 610 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:10,698 Yeah, it's killer. 611 00:58:10,782 --> 00:58:12,951 We're actually wrapping up tonight. 612 00:58:13,034 --> 00:58:15,870 Great, so I should make arrangements accordingly. 613 00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:17,247 I'm gonna go freshen up. 614 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:20,875 Interesting guy. 615 00:58:22,085 --> 00:58:23,086 He's the best. 616 00:58:53,908 --> 00:58:54,868 All right, wait. 617 00:58:54,951 --> 00:58:56,536 Stop, stop, stop. Hold on. 618 00:58:58,454 --> 00:58:59,372 Something's not right. 619 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:05,044 It's the ending. You know, there has to be more. 620 00:59:07,255 --> 00:59:08,214 You know, 621 00:59:08,298 --> 00:59:10,175 if we just stopped recording, 622 00:59:10,925 --> 00:59:12,427 it would be over. 623 00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:15,930 Yup, a tight 44 fucking minutes. 624 00:59:16,014 --> 00:59:19,058 Yeah, dude, how about a nice slow fade, '70s style? 625 00:59:19,142 --> 00:59:21,561 Because I have blisters on my fucking blisters. 626 00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:23,480 My hands are killing me, dude. 627 00:59:23,563 --> 00:59:27,066 We've been looking for this mythical fucking ending all day. 628 00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:30,445 You know what? I'm fucking out of here. 629 00:59:35,283 --> 00:59:37,452 Frigging dick sandwich. 630 00:59:37,535 --> 00:59:39,204 Fuck you, Shifty. 631 00:59:45,835 --> 00:59:49,047 What the fuck? Forty-minute fucking song. 632 00:59:49,130 --> 00:59:52,634 "Look at me. I'm Dave Grohl, the big fucking genius. 633 00:59:52,717 --> 00:59:54,969 I don't have any fucking rules. 634 00:59:55,053 --> 00:59:57,597 I write songs with no fucking endings. 635 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,599 Forty minutes long." 636 01:00:01,643 --> 01:00:04,979 Fucking can't even cook a piece of meat to save his life. 637 01:00:16,074 --> 01:00:18,993 Hey, Shifty, need a beer or anything? 638 01:00:19,077 --> 01:00:21,704 Yeah, to shove up Dave's fucking ass. 639 01:01:19,888 --> 01:01:20,847 Fucking blisters. 640 01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:24,267 I should start wearing those stupid fucking gloves. 641 01:01:24,392 --> 01:01:25,810 Fuck this. I'm out of here. 642 01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:29,314 Just hang out. Chris just had to blow off some steam. 643 01:01:29,397 --> 01:01:32,233 We should get Dave one of those magnet bracelets. 644 01:01:32,317 --> 01:01:34,152 His energy's way off. 645 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:44,954 What the fuck is that? 646 01:01:45,038 --> 01:01:46,331 No, no, no. 647 01:01:46,414 --> 01:01:49,042 See? Fucking horrific, isn't it? 648 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,544 Who the fuck is that? Where the fuck is his head? 649 01:01:51,628 --> 01:01:54,255 It's the delivery guy. Look at all this ranch. 650 01:01:59,385 --> 01:02:00,261 Holy shit. 651 01:02:02,263 --> 01:02:03,389 Holy shit. 652 01:02:04,849 --> 01:02:06,976 That's the guy that delivered all the food earlier. 653 01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:14,901 -Don't touch that. No, no, no. -Dave, Dave, don't... 654 01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:21,741 "Bone Structure." 655 01:02:22,992 --> 01:02:24,786 He wanted me to hear this. 656 01:02:26,621 --> 01:02:28,122 How long has this guy been here? 657 01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:35,755 I'm picking up some energy beacons. 658 01:02:37,131 --> 01:02:40,009 He transitioned around 28 hours ago. 659 01:02:41,219 --> 01:02:44,389 -Where the fuck did you learn that? -Pasadena. 660 01:02:44,472 --> 01:02:46,599 First Krug gets electrocuted, and now this? 661 01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:49,144 Fuck this shit. I'm calling the cops. 662 01:02:49,227 --> 01:02:50,979 No, no, no. No cops. 663 01:02:51,062 --> 01:02:52,063 Fuck this shit. 664 01:02:52,188 --> 01:02:53,231 No fucking cops. 665 01:02:55,275 --> 01:02:56,276 What the fuck? 666 01:02:57,485 --> 01:03:01,114 Maybe Dave's right. We should call Shill. If this gets out, it'll be bad. 667 01:03:01,197 --> 01:03:04,492 Listen, no cops, no Shill. 668 01:03:04,576 --> 01:03:07,036 We cannot afford that intrusion right now. 669 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:10,081 Guy looks like a fucking salami sandwich. What the fuck? 670 01:03:10,165 --> 01:03:10,999 I understand. 671 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:12,876 This is bad. 672 01:03:12,959 --> 01:03:14,544 And this is sad. 673 01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:18,381 But if we call the cops, they'll turn this place into a crime scene 674 01:03:18,464 --> 01:03:21,968 and you can kiss that awesome drum sound goodbye forever. 675 01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,054 So we just keep on going? 676 01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:27,891 Yes, one more day. We finish this thing out. 677 01:03:27,974 --> 01:03:30,226 Okay, and then we can call everybody. 678 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:33,771 We can call the FBI, CSI, NCIS. 679 01:03:33,855 --> 01:03:35,106 We'll call them all. 680 01:03:35,190 --> 01:03:36,483 And then we'll give... 681 01:03:37,358 --> 01:03:41,404 Darren Sandelbaum, from Bone Structure, a proper burial. 682 01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:43,448 Caskets, flowers, the whole nine. 683 01:03:43,531 --> 01:03:48,328 We could even tweet a link to the Bone Structure on our Insta-thing. 684 01:03:48,995 --> 01:03:50,246 You know what I mean? 685 01:03:51,873 --> 01:03:53,958 This is what Darren would've wanted. 686 01:03:54,042 --> 01:03:56,711 He might've wanted to keep his fucking head. 687 01:03:56,794 --> 01:03:59,005 He didn't want to fuck up our record. 688 01:03:59,088 --> 01:04:01,132 He loved this band. 689 01:04:01,257 --> 01:04:03,259 He died for our band. 690 01:04:04,135 --> 01:04:06,721 Let's do this, you guys, okay? 691 01:04:06,804 --> 01:04:09,057 Do it for Darren Sandelbaum. 692 01:04:10,809 --> 01:04:11,893 You guys in? 693 01:04:11,976 --> 01:04:13,186 No. 694 01:04:14,562 --> 01:04:15,688 You in? 695 01:04:16,648 --> 01:04:18,024 -No. -Are you guys in? 696 01:04:20,610 --> 01:04:22,195 Come on, let's get to work. 697 01:04:26,533 --> 01:04:30,912 By the way, I'm gonna need everybody's cell phones and the keys to the van. 698 01:04:31,037 --> 01:04:33,456 No one's going anywhere until we finish this song. 699 01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,129 Thank you. 700 01:04:41,756 --> 01:04:42,966 -Thank you. -The keys. 701 01:04:43,049 --> 01:04:45,051 Thank you. 702 01:04:45,885 --> 01:04:47,971 -I don't have a phone anymore. -Thank you. 703 01:05:21,671 --> 01:05:23,631 It all comes back to the L-sharp. 704 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:24,591 Got it? 705 01:05:25,758 --> 01:05:27,886 Yeah, we got it. Totally got it. 706 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,181 Let's just track the song so we can go home. 707 01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:33,349 I'm tired. Kids think I'm dead. 708 01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:35,935 And where's Shifty? 709 01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:37,395 He should be here. 710 01:05:37,479 --> 01:05:39,022 He was out by the grill. 711 01:05:39,564 --> 01:05:40,607 He's gone. 712 01:05:41,649 --> 01:05:44,694 Okay, let's just do this one more time. Count us in. 713 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,905 Five, six, seven, eight-- 714 01:05:46,988 --> 01:05:48,823 Actually, no. You know what? This time... 715 01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,993 Odd numbers only in this section. 716 01:05:52,869 --> 01:05:55,288 One, three, five, seven. Hit it. 717 01:05:58,416 --> 01:05:59,542 Okay. 718 01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:02,879 One, three, five, seven. 719 01:06:30,782 --> 01:06:32,492 He's still eating. Let's go. 720 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,039 He came out of here. 721 01:06:39,207 --> 01:06:41,835 -I was back here eating chips. -Big surprise. 722 01:06:41,918 --> 01:06:43,503 Then I found this. 723 01:06:43,586 --> 01:06:46,798 The neighbor lady that left the lemon bars left this. 724 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,553 It's a code. She's been trying to warn us. 725 01:06:51,636 --> 01:06:54,848 -You just want to bang her. -Yes, I want to bang her. 726 01:06:54,973 --> 01:06:57,433 But I also want to not get decapitated. 727 01:06:57,934 --> 01:07:00,979 Let's ask her. She's always by the fence. Let's go. 728 01:07:03,731 --> 01:07:04,732 That's you? 729 01:07:05,650 --> 01:07:08,611 I thought we had an infestation of yellow warblers. 730 01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:10,446 That was the wood thrush, genius. 731 01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:14,200 Not here, little thrush. Come to the pool. We don't have much time. 732 01:07:19,789 --> 01:07:20,832 Guys, hey. 733 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:23,501 Come here. 734 01:07:23,585 --> 01:07:24,419 Now. 735 01:07:24,502 --> 01:07:26,671 -How'd you get over there so fast? -Now. 736 01:07:28,047 --> 01:07:32,218 I need you boys to open your minds for a moment, 737 01:07:32,302 --> 01:07:33,511 and fucking listen. 738 01:07:34,596 --> 01:07:35,722 This house... 739 01:07:36,264 --> 01:07:40,101 This is not just a creepy rock 'n' roll house. 740 01:07:40,727 --> 01:07:43,188 We are standing on a nexus 741 01:07:43,271 --> 01:07:47,066 that allows spiritual entities to cross into our world. 742 01:07:48,151 --> 01:07:49,360 Can it, drummer boy. 743 01:07:50,028 --> 01:07:51,446 You ever hear of Dream Widow? 744 01:07:51,529 --> 01:07:55,116 Of course. They were supposed to be the next Jane's Addiction. 745 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,243 Greg Null was a fucking genius. 746 01:07:57,327 --> 01:08:01,873 Yeah, till he went batshit crazy, and killed his whole fucking band. 747 01:08:01,956 --> 01:08:04,792 Right here in this house. 748 01:08:07,462 --> 01:08:09,547 That's just rock 'n' roll folklore. 749 01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:10,757 I was there. 750 01:08:11,382 --> 01:08:13,051 Greg Null and I were close. 751 01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:14,761 Very close. 752 01:08:14,844 --> 01:08:18,056 I was his number one groupie and muse. 753 01:08:18,139 --> 01:08:20,350 Now we're taking advice from groupies? 754 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:23,144 Hey, watch the labels. Groupies are people too. 755 01:08:24,354 --> 01:08:26,606 You gotta understand, this was the roaring '90s. 756 01:08:26,731 --> 01:08:28,483 No one gave a fuck about shit. 757 01:08:28,566 --> 01:08:29,609 But Greg... 758 01:08:30,235 --> 01:08:34,322 He was a visionary, an artist of the dark. 759 01:08:34,405 --> 01:08:37,617 We were all into some experimental life choices back then. 760 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:42,539 The occult sex, energy transfers, and spectrophilia. 761 01:08:42,622 --> 01:08:46,000 He possessed this living book, 762 01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:48,294 made from human flesh. 763 01:08:49,838 --> 01:08:53,716 The book was rumored to hold the secret incantations 764 01:08:53,842 --> 01:08:56,010 of Aleister Crowley. 765 01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:01,516 As time went on, 766 01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:05,103 something truly sinister took ahold of Greg. 767 01:09:05,186 --> 01:09:08,565 He was obsessed with this song from the book... 768 01:09:09,315 --> 01:09:11,609 "Lacrimis de Ebrius." 769 01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,404 "The Tears of God." 770 01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:18,575 Every day he made his band try to complete this song. 771 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:24,289 He believed that perfecting it would open an eternal portal 772 01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:30,044 and the spirit inside him would become a demonic passage 773 01:09:30,128 --> 01:09:31,588 into our world. 774 01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:38,094 You guys were ghost fuckers? 775 01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:43,224 Somehow the good won out in Greg, 776 01:09:43,308 --> 01:09:44,517 and he stopped it, 777 01:09:45,393 --> 01:09:47,520 the only way he could. 778 01:09:50,190 --> 01:09:53,651 Greg killed himself to stop the completion of the song. 779 01:09:55,028 --> 01:10:01,159 But now the spirit that possessed him has found a new instrument. 780 01:10:06,289 --> 01:10:09,042 -Fuck. Go, go, go. Faster. -You guys... 781 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:11,211 Shut up. Go. Hurry. 782 01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:14,547 Go, go. Shit, shit, shit. 783 01:10:14,631 --> 01:10:16,090 Oh, shit. 784 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,510 -Fucker. -Fucking dolls. 785 01:10:18,593 --> 01:10:20,678 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 786 01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:24,641 Goddamn it, I haven't spent the last 20 years teaching Pilates in Encino 787 01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:26,267 so that thing can have its way. 788 01:10:26,351 --> 01:10:27,852 You moved next door on purpose? 789 01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:29,312 Someone had to guard the portal. 790 01:10:29,395 --> 01:10:32,607 He's already been possessed. What are we gonna do now? 791 01:10:34,442 --> 01:10:36,319 Okay, bring him down here. 792 01:10:36,402 --> 01:10:39,364 Maybe I can just suck it out the old-fashioned way. 793 01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:40,698 Hell, no. Bad idea. 794 01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:42,283 Oh, sorry. Old habits. 795 01:10:42,367 --> 01:10:44,244 There's got to be a better way. 796 01:10:45,745 --> 01:10:46,830 Just call the cops. 797 01:10:46,913 --> 01:10:48,832 God, that's such a good idea. 798 01:10:48,915 --> 01:10:52,919 "Hi. Dave Grohl's been possessed by the spirit of Greg Null. 799 01:10:53,461 --> 01:10:55,630 Now he's on a murderous rampage." 800 01:10:55,713 --> 01:10:58,967 Best idea I've heard since, "Hey, let's move into this house." 801 01:10:59,050 --> 01:11:01,511 -Okay. What the fuck should we do? -Come on. 802 01:11:03,471 --> 01:11:04,305 The book. 803 01:11:05,014 --> 01:11:06,766 It uses blood to stay alive. 804 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:09,269 He uses raccoons. 805 01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:10,812 The basement. 806 01:11:10,895 --> 01:11:13,690 He said something about raccoons when he came up from the basement. 807 01:11:13,773 --> 01:11:14,566 Okay. 808 01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:16,067 Find the book. 809 01:11:16,651 --> 01:11:19,779 Turn to a passage called "Van Houten's Protocol." 810 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:23,825 That will close the portal and send this fucking spirit back to hell. 811 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,451 What about you? 812 01:11:25,535 --> 01:11:28,496 You're gonna be in danger now that you've told us all this. 813 01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:33,835 You wanna stay back and make sure I'm safe? 814 01:11:34,836 --> 01:11:36,171 She's right. 815 01:11:36,254 --> 01:11:38,590 Nate, Pat, you guys go find the book. 816 01:11:38,715 --> 01:11:40,925 Taylor, go keep Dave occupied. 817 01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:42,302 Drum tracks. 818 01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,304 You haven't done your drum track yet. 819 01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:47,015 I ain't going near that psycho. Fuck that. 820 01:11:47,098 --> 01:11:49,893 Go up there and fuck up the drums, so he can't finish the song. 821 01:11:50,018 --> 01:11:51,561 Shouldn't be too hard for you. 822 01:11:52,770 --> 01:11:54,606 Eat a bag of dicks, Smear. 823 01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:55,565 Be careful. 824 01:11:56,065 --> 01:11:58,526 This is far from a simple possession. 825 01:11:59,110 --> 01:12:01,863 That caretaker is more than just Greg Null. 826 01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:05,241 There is an evil spirit inside him. 827 01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:11,664 -Let's go. -No, I said, I'm not doing it. 828 01:12:11,748 --> 01:12:14,584 -I'm not going near that motherfucker. -Come on. 829 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,002 -Fuck you. -Come on. 830 01:12:16,127 --> 01:12:18,087 Fuck you, motherfuckers. 831 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,441 Yes. 832 01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:42,862 -He took the fucking SIM card. -Quick, Pat. 833 01:12:50,495 --> 01:12:53,289 -I'll keep you so fucking safe. -I bet you will. 834 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,460 Take this off. Take this off. 835 01:12:58,628 --> 01:12:59,629 Can't get it off. 836 01:13:04,551 --> 01:13:07,720 Wait, wait. Put some music on so Dave doesn't hear us. 837 01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:09,514 Good idea. 838 01:13:26,656 --> 01:13:27,949 Okay, let's go. 839 01:13:28,533 --> 01:13:31,369 Maybe I should wait up here, be a lookout? 840 01:13:31,452 --> 01:13:32,370 No fucking way, dude. 841 01:13:32,453 --> 01:13:33,288 Come on. 842 01:13:43,673 --> 01:13:45,508 I'm a lumberjack baby 843 01:13:47,135 --> 01:13:50,263 And I'm gonna cut you down to size 844 01:13:50,346 --> 01:13:52,515 My latest guilty pleasure. 845 01:13:54,476 --> 01:13:56,060 This is my shit. 846 01:14:06,070 --> 01:14:09,073 And when you hear my motor running 847 01:14:10,116 --> 01:14:14,120 You know I surely I surely be coppin' a rise 848 01:14:15,330 --> 01:14:17,790 So I'm gonna crank it up And cut it down 849 01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:22,795 This is my favorite part. This is my favorite part. 850 01:14:23,379 --> 01:14:25,089 You're nasty. I like that. 851 01:14:44,275 --> 01:14:47,529 I ain't jacked my lumber baby 852 01:15:05,547 --> 01:15:06,422 Jesus. 853 01:15:06,923 --> 01:15:08,466 Somebody lived down here. 854 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,385 Greg Null. 855 01:15:11,135 --> 01:15:12,762 Or whatever he is now. 856 01:15:31,656 --> 01:15:33,366 Fuck, dude. Look. 857 01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:39,831 "The sacrifice feeds the book." 858 01:15:47,755 --> 01:15:49,007 Poor little guy. 859 01:16:11,988 --> 01:16:14,699 Pat, find me something to pry this open with. 860 01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:30,817 Oh, fuck! 861 01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:32,443 Come on. Go, go. 862 01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:47,458 Come on. 863 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,642 Hey, buddy. How you doing, man? 864 01:18:07,103 --> 01:18:08,021 The ending. 865 01:18:10,106 --> 01:18:11,149 I can hear it. 866 01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:15,653 All we need to do is lay down the drums. 867 01:18:16,988 --> 01:18:20,325 The drums? Why don't you and Shifty do some more guitars? 868 01:18:23,953 --> 01:18:25,788 Shifty's done. 869 01:18:43,431 --> 01:18:44,307 Warm up. 870 01:18:47,727 --> 01:18:48,728 You're next. 871 01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:58,154 -Fucking hell. Fuck, fuck. -Were they fucking demons? 872 01:18:58,238 --> 01:19:00,448 Those were real fucking demons, Nate. 873 01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:02,784 Okay, man, look at this. 874 01:19:04,285 --> 01:19:05,453 Demonic incantations. 875 01:19:08,456 --> 01:19:09,958 Here we go, exorcisms. 876 01:19:24,514 --> 01:19:27,767 No, no, no. That's not it. That's not it. 877 01:19:27,851 --> 01:19:29,060 You're doing this on purpose. 878 01:19:29,185 --> 01:19:31,312 I'm trying to get this ending right. 879 01:19:31,396 --> 01:19:33,189 Okay, it's fucking simple. 880 01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:34,065 It just goes: 881 01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:38,903 I'm pretty sure that's what I was doing. 882 01:19:38,987 --> 01:19:40,738 Pretty sure it's not. 883 01:19:41,447 --> 01:19:43,449 Why don't we wait for Nate and Pat to get here? 884 01:19:43,533 --> 01:19:44,742 Nate and Pat? 885 01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:48,538 Fuck them. What do they know about fucking drums? 886 01:19:48,663 --> 01:19:50,915 You and me, right? We're drummers. 887 01:19:50,999 --> 01:19:54,586 We speak the same language. Let's finish the fucking track. 888 01:19:54,669 --> 01:19:56,045 Can't we just wait? 889 01:19:57,088 --> 01:19:59,924 Let's just finish the fucking track, and get out of here. 890 01:20:00,508 --> 01:20:02,719 It's not Dave. You're not Dave. 891 01:20:02,802 --> 01:20:04,137 What did you just say? 892 01:20:05,513 --> 01:20:06,723 I didn't say anything. 893 01:20:08,224 --> 01:20:10,935 Just play the fucking drums. 894 01:20:37,086 --> 01:20:39,297 Yeah. That's it. 895 01:20:43,218 --> 01:20:44,052 Yeah. 896 01:20:47,263 --> 01:20:48,556 That's it. 897 01:21:20,129 --> 01:21:23,007 There you go, man. I finished the fucking song. 898 01:21:24,551 --> 01:21:25,677 You did. 899 01:21:29,472 --> 01:21:30,723 Thank you. 900 01:21:44,779 --> 01:21:46,906 "The Van Houten Protocol for Demonic Cleansing. 901 01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:50,160 It's imperative to confirm the possessing entity is of demonic origin 902 01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:51,786 before employing these techniques. 903 01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:55,206 Look for these signs. One, digestive system shutdown." 904 01:22:00,128 --> 01:22:02,630 No more oatmeal beer bongs for Davey. 905 01:22:03,756 --> 01:22:05,842 "Ability to levitate objects, or defy gravity." 906 01:22:05,925 --> 01:22:07,969 Just play nice with this L-sharp bullshit. 907 01:22:08,052 --> 01:22:09,888 Play E-flat and get through it. 908 01:22:09,971 --> 01:22:11,181 It's an L. 909 01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:13,183 L. 910 01:22:15,018 --> 01:22:16,728 "Incessant masturbation." 911 01:22:17,395 --> 01:22:19,731 Dave, what are you doing in there? 912 01:22:19,856 --> 01:22:23,151 Sounds like you're playing patty-cake with a soft chicken dumpling. 913 01:22:23,234 --> 01:22:25,528 -Didn't he do that already? -Does that disqualify him? 914 01:22:26,112 --> 01:22:28,031 This demonic shit is complicated. 915 01:22:28,656 --> 01:22:32,660 "Insatiable hunger for raw meat, human flesh in particular." 916 01:22:32,744 --> 01:22:34,871 Fuck, I think he ate Chris. 917 01:22:34,954 --> 01:22:37,207 Fuck, he's definitely possessed. 918 01:22:37,332 --> 01:22:39,709 Okay. So, what do we do? 919 01:22:40,585 --> 01:22:42,212 We go save his ass. 920 01:22:48,218 --> 01:22:49,219 That's not good. 921 01:22:55,475 --> 01:22:56,476 What's he doing? 922 01:23:21,543 --> 01:23:23,336 -Oh, my God. -Shit. 923 01:23:23,461 --> 01:23:24,963 I think we're too late. 924 01:23:25,046 --> 01:23:26,673 That's Taylor. Look. 925 01:23:32,053 --> 01:23:34,264 Read the book. We gotta stop this. 926 01:23:39,269 --> 01:23:40,228 Here we go. 927 01:23:40,311 --> 01:23:42,397 -"To begin the Van Houten Protocol--" -Quiet. 928 01:24:32,447 --> 01:24:33,698 Shit. Fuck. 929 01:24:37,243 --> 01:24:39,412 What the fuck? 930 01:24:40,497 --> 01:24:42,499 Jesus. Jesus. Fuck. 931 01:24:52,550 --> 01:24:53,510 Close the door. 932 01:24:54,552 --> 01:24:56,888 Shit. Fuck. Okay. 933 01:24:56,971 --> 01:25:01,059 All right. "The vessel must be purified to release the infecting spirit. 934 01:25:01,142 --> 01:25:03,061 Copious amounts of Holy Water--" 935 01:25:03,144 --> 01:25:04,020 The pool. 936 01:25:11,986 --> 01:25:14,405 "Under the designations of these sacred passages, 937 01:25:14,489 --> 01:25:16,699 I anoint this body of water as a conduit of purity." 938 01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:27,335 That won't work. 939 01:25:28,044 --> 01:25:30,046 You don't know what you're doing. 940 01:25:54,779 --> 01:25:55,864 Hurry up and read. 941 01:25:56,865 --> 01:25:58,825 "Heavenly Father, Holy Spirit, 942 01:25:58,908 --> 01:26:01,661 rebel son Jesus, bestow your divine power into this water 943 01:26:01,744 --> 01:26:04,664 that we may wash Dave clean from this foul demon." 944 01:26:11,129 --> 01:26:12,213 Something's happening. 945 01:26:14,257 --> 01:26:15,592 Yes. 946 01:26:16,092 --> 01:26:18,845 Your death is being delayed. 947 01:26:19,512 --> 01:26:21,264 The fucking demons. 948 01:26:21,347 --> 01:26:25,059 Give me that fucking book, or I'll rip it out of your dead hands. 949 01:26:26,561 --> 01:26:28,855 "Hear us, Lord, cleanse the soul of this infernal beast 950 01:26:28,938 --> 01:26:32,066 that hath taken Dave and turned him into a satanic vessel from hell." 951 01:26:32,192 --> 01:26:34,903 Stop reading that fucking book. 952 01:26:34,986 --> 01:26:37,155 Fuck you. We want Dave back. 953 01:26:38,114 --> 01:26:39,115 Dave? 954 01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:42,243 Dave's been gone for decades. 955 01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:44,829 He's a slave to music. 956 01:26:45,413 --> 01:26:46,915 What about our band? 957 01:26:46,998 --> 01:26:47,999 The band? 958 01:26:49,709 --> 01:26:51,127 What about them? 959 01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:52,879 Rami got what he wanted. 960 01:26:53,004 --> 01:26:54,923 Taylor finished the song. 961 01:26:55,590 --> 01:26:56,633 And Chris... 962 01:26:57,258 --> 01:26:58,384 Chris was right. 963 01:26:59,052 --> 01:27:01,513 He does make a killer barbecue. 964 01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:05,892 "Demon of the 12th Realm, defiler of souls, 965 01:27:05,975 --> 01:27:07,602 sitting at the left hand of Lucifer--" 966 01:27:07,685 --> 01:27:09,062 You're weak. 967 01:27:09,145 --> 01:27:10,480 You're nothing. 968 01:27:10,605 --> 01:27:13,107 I'll crush your pathetic souls. 969 01:27:13,191 --> 01:27:15,151 "I command you, be gone from this human vessel. 970 01:27:15,235 --> 01:27:17,070 Take leave of this innocent body. 971 01:27:17,153 --> 01:27:19,697 Return to your kingdom of blasphemy and filth." 972 01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,078 Come on, demon. 973 01:27:25,829 --> 01:27:27,539 Let Dave fucking go. 974 01:27:38,716 --> 01:27:41,427 Do you see him? Where'd he go? 975 01:27:42,887 --> 01:27:44,097 Where is he? 976 01:27:44,180 --> 01:27:44,973 I don't know. 977 01:27:53,857 --> 01:27:55,191 Oh, my God. 978 01:27:57,652 --> 01:27:58,611 You guys. 979 01:28:10,290 --> 01:28:11,708 Oh, God. 980 01:28:13,459 --> 01:28:15,044 Last thing I remember is... 981 01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:17,380 that fucking raccoon, man, 982 01:28:17,505 --> 01:28:19,090 and then poof. 983 01:28:19,716 --> 01:28:22,552 Dude, we got some bad news. 984 01:28:22,719 --> 01:28:25,847 Oh, my God, the song. We cannot finish the song, okay? 985 01:28:25,930 --> 01:28:27,974 Whatever's in that basement, we can't let it out. 986 01:28:28,057 --> 01:28:29,726 No, it's about the guys. 987 01:28:29,809 --> 01:28:31,644 I think I swallowed some pool water. 988 01:28:34,772 --> 01:28:36,608 I fucking love you guys, man. 989 01:28:37,609 --> 01:28:38,943 I fucking love you. 990 01:28:41,362 --> 01:28:43,615 You totally saved my-- 991 01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:02,550 Oh, gross. 992 01:29:03,092 --> 01:29:04,761 Is that Shifty? 993 01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:15,563 That tastes like shit. 994 01:29:16,689 --> 01:29:19,609 -It's all right, buddy. You're okay now. -Oh, God. 995 01:29:42,131 --> 01:29:43,174 No. 996 01:29:45,301 --> 01:29:47,720 No, no. 997 01:30:00,108 --> 01:30:02,235 Now I'll kill you, 998 01:30:02,777 --> 01:30:06,239 like the rest of your pathetic little band. 999 01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:35,351 Fuck you. 1000 01:30:35,435 --> 01:30:36,686 Fuck... 1001 01:30:36,811 --> 01:30:38,062 you. 1002 01:30:55,497 --> 01:30:56,706 Killed us. 1003 01:30:57,707 --> 01:31:00,376 Crushed our dreams. 1004 01:31:00,460 --> 01:31:02,921 You were weak. 1005 01:31:03,505 --> 01:31:06,466 Your curse is lifted. 1006 01:31:07,634 --> 01:31:09,260 Now you will suffer. 1007 01:31:09,344 --> 01:31:12,347 Suffer. Suffer. Suffer... 1008 01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:43,521 The sacrifice feeds the book. 1009 01:32:48,693 --> 01:32:49,652 Thank you. 1010 01:33:14,552 --> 01:33:16,554 Okay. 1011 01:33:19,098 --> 01:33:21,059 Get me the fuck out of here, man. 1012 01:33:53,591 --> 01:33:55,301 Get the fucking van. 1013 01:33:56,094 --> 01:33:58,513 -We'll go grab the van. Wait here. -Okay. 1014 01:34:24,831 --> 01:34:25,790 Fuck. 1015 01:34:25,874 --> 01:34:27,709 We gave shitty Dave the keys. 1016 01:34:29,043 --> 01:34:30,044 Just get in. 1017 01:34:31,713 --> 01:34:32,672 What are you doing? 1018 01:34:32,755 --> 01:34:34,924 I'll do it the old-fashioned way. 1019 01:34:42,724 --> 01:34:44,767 Hit the gas when the wire makes contact. 1020 01:34:44,851 --> 01:34:45,852 What? 1021 01:34:45,935 --> 01:34:48,938 You need to hit the gas when I spark it. 1022 01:35:06,706 --> 01:35:08,124 What are you doing here? 1023 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,877 See if there's any others left. 1024 01:35:16,216 --> 01:35:18,426 Oh, my God. Shill, thank God you're here. 1025 01:35:18,510 --> 01:35:22,013 This house is a fucking shit show, man. 1026 01:35:22,096 --> 01:35:24,015 You have no idea what we just went through. 1027 01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:27,644 The devil rules all of rock 'n' roll. 1028 01:35:27,727 --> 01:35:29,896 What? No, no, no. Listen. 1029 01:35:29,979 --> 01:35:33,358 This place is a disaster, okay? 1030 01:35:33,441 --> 01:35:36,736 It's been a nightmare recording here. Why did you send us to this house? 1031 01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:41,115 Don't give me your sob story, Dave. I know exactly what's going on. 1032 01:35:41,199 --> 01:35:42,200 You do? 1033 01:35:42,283 --> 01:35:43,493 Oh, yeah. 1034 01:35:43,576 --> 01:35:45,286 You know, rock 'n' roll... 1035 01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:48,832 it hasn't been relevant for a long time. 1036 01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:51,543 It needs an infusion. 1037 01:35:52,168 --> 01:35:55,421 Okay, I don't know what kind of weird shit you're into-- 1038 01:35:55,505 --> 01:36:00,093 The devil will make rock 'n' roll relevant again. 1039 01:36:00,844 --> 01:36:04,347 The devil will make it dangerous. 1040 01:36:06,516 --> 01:36:08,935 You finished the song, didn't you, Dave? 1041 01:36:11,062 --> 01:36:12,272 No, not yet. 1042 01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:13,898 It's complicated. 1043 01:36:14,023 --> 01:36:14,816 We're close. 1044 01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:17,944 It's just the arrangement and the composition is-- 1045 01:36:18,027 --> 01:36:22,615 I've been waiting 20 years to finish that song. 1046 01:36:22,699 --> 01:36:24,284 I just needed the right vehicle. 1047 01:36:24,409 --> 01:36:27,287 Someone who could handle all that evil. 1048 01:36:27,370 --> 01:36:28,204 I needed you. 1049 01:36:30,665 --> 01:36:33,084 First of all, Obi-Wan Kenobi, 1050 01:36:33,168 --> 01:36:34,419 nice fucking cape. 1051 01:36:34,502 --> 01:36:38,381 Second of all, you're so fucking lame. Who do you think you are? 1052 01:36:38,464 --> 01:36:40,550 Sending us to this shithole to make a record? 1053 01:36:40,633 --> 01:36:41,759 You're just a manager. 1054 01:36:41,843 --> 01:36:44,512 You don't know the first thing about music. 1055 01:36:44,596 --> 01:36:46,431 You just wanna make your money. 1056 01:36:50,602 --> 01:36:53,229 I made you. 1057 01:37:05,742 --> 01:37:08,077 Pat, there's something back there. Come on. 1058 01:37:08,244 --> 01:37:09,537 Oh, shit. 1059 01:37:23,218 --> 01:37:24,969 Pat, move, move, move. 1060 01:37:25,053 --> 01:37:27,096 What do you think I'm doing? Hold on a minute. 1061 01:37:28,264 --> 01:37:29,724 Oh, mother... 1062 01:37:37,607 --> 01:37:39,901 Dude, time is fucking nigh. Start the car. 1063 01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:42,111 Give me a minute. I almost got it. 1064 01:37:42,779 --> 01:37:44,864 Come on, move. It's getting closer. 1065 01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:47,826 It's almost here. What are you doing down there? 1066 01:37:58,670 --> 01:38:00,672 Shit. Pat, now, now, now. 1067 01:38:00,755 --> 01:38:02,966 Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Hold on. 1068 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,343 Hi, guys. 1069 01:38:06,386 --> 01:38:07,804 Stop fighting me, Dave. 1070 01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:09,639 Stop fighting me. 1071 01:38:09,764 --> 01:38:11,432 I'm trying to help you. 1072 01:38:12,559 --> 01:38:14,102 The real you. 1073 01:38:29,409 --> 01:38:30,994 Here it comes. Spark it. 1074 01:38:49,262 --> 01:38:50,305 Oh, fuck. 1075 01:38:50,889 --> 01:38:52,891 Pat. Fuck. 1076 01:38:52,974 --> 01:38:56,269 Pat. Sorry, Pat. I'm sorry. 1077 01:39:14,162 --> 01:39:14,996 Barb? 1078 01:39:46,694 --> 01:39:50,073 Help? I killed my band because of your help. 1079 01:39:50,156 --> 01:39:51,324 Die, you cocksucker. 1080 01:39:51,407 --> 01:39:52,408 Die. 1081 01:39:55,787 --> 01:39:57,413 You finished it. 1082 01:39:57,497 --> 01:40:00,458 You finished the song, didn't you? 1083 01:40:01,417 --> 01:40:02,752 You finished it. 1084 01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:19,394 You finished it. 1085 01:40:19,477 --> 01:40:20,728 You did. 1086 01:40:20,812 --> 01:40:21,938 Didn't you? 1087 01:40:25,692 --> 01:40:27,610 Look at the rage in your eyes. 1088 01:40:29,654 --> 01:40:31,531 You're not Dave Grohl. 1089 01:40:34,492 --> 01:40:37,704 It's time for your solo career. 1090 01:40:56,973 --> 01:41:00,310 We're ready for you, brother. That is a full house out there. 1091 01:41:02,395 --> 01:41:03,563 You all good, Dave? 1092 01:41:05,023 --> 01:41:06,107 Never better. 1093 01:41:07,066 --> 01:41:08,067 Okay. 1094 01:42:19,013 --> 01:42:20,890 Love dies young 1095 01:42:21,975 --> 01:42:24,936 And there's no resuscitation 1096 01:42:25,895 --> 01:42:27,730 Once it's done 1097 01:42:29,399 --> 01:42:31,776 No regeneration 1098 01:42:33,027 --> 01:42:36,406 It's a losing game That'll make you play 1099 01:42:36,489 --> 01:42:39,534 Your hand against your chest 1100 01:42:39,617 --> 01:42:41,286 Love dies young 1101 01:42:46,541 --> 01:42:48,459 Love dies young 1102 01:42:49,544 --> 01:42:52,422 And there's no reanimation 1103 01:42:53,423 --> 01:42:56,801 Once it's gone 1104 01:42:56,885 --> 01:42:59,179 No regeneration 1105 01:43:00,430 --> 01:43:03,933 It's a bitter kiss That'll make you wish 1106 01:43:04,017 --> 01:43:07,145 You never had a taste 1107 01:43:07,228 --> 01:43:20,783 Love dies young, oh 1108 01:43:20,867 --> 01:43:24,204 Please don't take my breath 1109 01:43:24,287 --> 01:43:29,584 Don't take my breath away 1110 01:43:31,169 --> 01:43:33,129 Love dies young 1111 01:43:37,967 --> 01:43:39,928 Love's so dumb 1112 01:43:41,137 --> 01:43:44,057 So, what's the fascination? 1113 01:43:44,933 --> 01:43:47,852 Leaves you numb 1114 01:43:47,936 --> 01:43:50,730 With a nasty reputation 1115 01:43:51,981 --> 01:43:55,652 When you lose your head And lights go out 1116 01:43:55,735 --> 01:43:58,488 You'll never be the same 1117 01:43:58,571 --> 01:44:12,210 Love dies young, oh 1118 01:44:12,293 --> 01:44:15,755 Please don't take my breath 1119 01:44:15,839 --> 01:44:21,010 Don't take my breath away 1120 01:44:22,595 --> 01:44:24,430 Love dies young 1121 01:44:30,145 --> 01:44:33,481 Never-ending cemeteries 1122 01:44:33,565 --> 01:44:36,359 Funeral parades 1123 01:44:37,110 --> 01:44:42,365 All your dreams Are buried in their place 1124 01:44:43,283 --> 01:44:49,914 Love dies young, oh 1125 01:44:49,998 --> 01:44:53,459 Please don't take my breath 1126 01:44:53,543 --> 01:44:58,590 Don't take my breath away 1127 01:45:00,258 --> 01:45:02,218 Love dies young 1128 01:45:20,945 --> 01:45:34,584 Love dies young, oh 1129 01:45:34,709 --> 01:45:38,129 Please don't take my breath 1130 01:45:38,213 --> 01:45:43,468 Don't take my breath away 1131 01:45:46,721 --> 01:45:48,556 Love dies young 1132 01:45:53,561 --> 01:45:56,105 Love dies young 1133 01:46:00,443 --> 01:46:02,445 Love dies young 1134 01:46:07,283 --> 01:46:09,369 Love dies young 1135 01:46:14,082 --> 01:46:29,848 Love dies young 79861

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